Bankas Podcast - Springfield Casino Hotel ｜ Bankas Podcast #126

00:00:00.000 This, I don't know, this. 1.00

00:00:01.340 What the fuck is this? 0.99

00:00:03.700 This is a Trump coin that somebody gave me. 1.00

00:00:06.860 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:00:07.500 These are actually worth money. 1.00

00:00:09.200 This is a $1 Trump coin.

00:00:11.040 It's actually really cool.

00:00:12.200 No way.

00:00:13.120 I've never even seen this before.

00:00:13.900 Yeah, so this is $5 of official United States of America Donald Trump coins, dude.

00:00:23.400 This is crazy, dude.

00:00:24.720 It's so cool.

00:00:25.780 I know.

00:00:27.180 It's funny, too, because it's like Canada has $1 coins.

00:00:32.060 And their whole thing, oh, a loonie.

00:00:33.680 I got a loonie.

00:00:34.440 But these are like American loonies.

00:00:36.420 You can get this at the bank?

00:00:37.520 Trump loonies.

00:00:38.620 I guess so, yeah.

00:00:40.080 I think you can.

00:00:42.620 You might have to order them on one of those weird websites at like 4 in the morning.

00:00:48.860 The guy who gave me this gave me that.

00:00:50.680 I don't know what this is.

00:00:51.460 It's probably, hopefully it's not anthrax.

00:00:56.200 Because we haven't really tested it.

00:01:00.220 You want to open it in case it is?

00:01:08.140 Oh, that's pretty cool. 0.99

00:01:09.600 Oh, holy shit. 0.99

00:01:10.180 The way it comes out like that. 0.99

00:01:12.720 That looks nice.

00:01:13.840 You think that's like a nice cigar?

00:01:15.680 I don't know if it's nice, but the presentation is.

00:01:18.220 Yeah, I definitely like the cigars with that torpedo.

00:01:23.160 Yeah.

00:01:23.940 It's pretty sick.

00:01:26.200 Do people know?

00:01:27.400 Where's it from?

00:01:28.720 Opus.

00:01:29.940 What country?

00:01:33.360 I don't know.

00:01:34.140 Can we Google it?

00:01:37.020 Josh, what's it called?

00:01:39.720 Yeah.

00:01:40.220 It may say it on the cigar.

00:01:41.680 I don't know what it says.

00:01:44.300 Yeah, we're in Springfield, Massachusetts.

00:01:50.380 Feel bad for this place, man.

00:01:52.180 I don't know what happened here.

00:01:53.900 It doesn't make sense.

00:01:55.500 as a place as a place it's almost impossible to even get off the highway to get here like the

00:02:01.220 the exit like we almost like the the ramps make no sense somebody just like basically just came

00:02:07.100 right in my lane and made no sense um when i was driving up it was just major traffic because i

00:02:13.160 think this is the only action that's happening like right here the where we're staying i don't

00:02:19.440 want to say where oh my god there was so much traffic that um you can say it because by the 0.62

00:02:25.600 time it's posted it's the we're staying at the mgm okay motherfucking springfield and it is

00:02:32.740 it's actually the hotel itself is nice but it's you can't leave it's like being in like the 0.87

00:02:38.600 bahamas or something like don't leave the resort except it's so bad it's true there's literally

00:02:46.680 just gang members

00:02:47.800 driving around

00:02:48.540 in ATVs

00:02:49.440 at all times

00:02:50.140 blasting music.

00:02:51.780 It's true.

00:02:52.360 It doesn't even make sense.

00:02:53.480 It's literally like 0.99

00:02:54.200 being in fucking 1.00

00:02:54.920 fucking Mexico 1.00

00:02:57.480 or something. 1.00

00:02:58.060 It's absolutely

00:02:58.800 it's chaos.

00:03:01.800 But you know

00:03:02.720 and then

00:03:03.000 and that's when

00:03:03.820 and then liberals go

00:03:04.960 oh like

00:03:05.640 because J.D. Vance

00:03:06.580 said oh it's not

00:03:07.620 you know

00:03:08.760 it's not racist

00:03:10.360 to notice our country

00:03:11.420 is becoming dirtier.

00:03:13.540 He said

00:03:13.900 he said that. 1.00

00:03:16.680 It's a good bit.

00:03:17.840 That is really funny.

00:03:19.000 It's a good bit.

00:03:19.540 That's very funny.

00:03:20.960 I think you might be a fan of my comedy.

00:03:25.380 I'm sure he is.

00:03:27.500 I'm certain.

00:03:28.280 But, yeah, so that is funny.

00:03:33.540 But also, crazy.

00:03:36.160 No, but there's nothing wrong with noticing.

00:03:37.740 Well, but, no, I mean, there's dirty, 1.00

00:03:40.740 and then there's, like, literal illegal immigrants 1.00

00:03:43.000 are riding around with guns on ATVs blasting music.

00:03:48.580 Can we do something?

00:03:49.580 They're like, no.

00:03:50.740 It's like, what?

00:03:51.580 Still too racist. 0.98

00:03:53.720 You're still racist. 0.99

00:03:56.560 That is a problem. 1.00

00:03:57.420 I mean, fuck. 1.00

00:03:59.960 That's extreme. 1.00

00:04:01.300 The fear of being called a racist.

00:04:02.320 It's not about, like, I get it.

00:04:04.960 In some ways, it's cool because it's like freedom.

00:04:07.360 You can do whatever you want.

00:04:08.420 Yeah, I can drive up and down the street with a loud car.

00:04:13.000 Or whatever.

00:04:15.960 I mean, there's loud cars on that.

00:04:17.340 I've never heard anything like I've heard here.

00:04:20.340 No, that was...

00:04:20.980 I don't know what this is.

00:04:21.980 Like, I've been to some places.

00:04:24.340 I've heard it in big cities, but...

00:04:26.500 I've heard it in, like, South Padre Island with, like, a... 1.00

00:04:29.780 What the fuck? 0.99

00:04:31.920 Our videographer's from this town. 1.00

00:04:33.920 He's blowing his nose in my bathroom right now.

00:04:36.580 I'm 25 minutes white up here.

00:04:39.000 He's 25...

00:04:39.960 he's referencing the 25 minutes white.

00:04:42.860 I've changed it to 25 minutes safe

00:04:44.740 for the time being

00:04:47.960 until I come up with something else,

00:04:49.780 which now I have to

00:04:50.860 because I just told you

00:04:52.140 what I was on one of my jokes.

00:04:54.200 You just tell them a joke

00:04:55.060 and they go,

00:04:55.840 I want to see it.

00:04:57.280 Some guy's like,

00:04:57.980 I was really hoping, 1.00

00:04:59.320 he brought up a fucking 0.99

00:05:00.880 crowd work clip 1.00

00:05:03.280 and was like,

00:05:03.760 I was really hoping you'd do that,

00:05:05.340 like recreate that.

00:05:06.600 Yesterday?

00:05:06.900 Yeah.

00:05:07.560 No way.

00:05:08.740 He brought up,

00:05:09.240 he was like yeah 0.99

00:05:10.100 when you told that woman

00:05:11.600 she wasn't a pilot 1.00

00:05:12.580 I wish you could have 0.98

00:05:13.400 just like kind of

00:05:14.140 recreated that

00:05:15.100 like I think he thought

00:05:16.560 that I was like fake

00:05:17.740 like I do like fake

00:05:19.120 crowd work or something

00:05:20.560 that's insane dude

00:05:21.160 they're like I

00:05:21.940 there are people

00:05:23.000 who comment always

00:05:23.780 and they're like

00:05:24.220 he's

00:05:25.160 he hired those people

00:05:27.540 to sit there 1.00

00:05:28.220 that's fucking insane 1.00

00:05:29.240 like you 1.00

00:05:29.680 I barely

00:05:31.060 look at what I'm working with here

00:05:32.680 you got it

00:05:33.860 I got it 0.99

00:05:34.680 we're fucking doing 0.98

00:05:36.080 podcasts in hotel rooms 0.99

00:05:38.440 we're not

00:05:38.760 I'm not

00:05:39.120 hiring actors 1.00

00:05:42.820 to sit in the fucking office. 1.00

00:05:46.580 The only time I did that 1.00

00:05:47.700 was for when we did a,

00:05:49.380 tried to do a live podcast

00:05:51.140 in Calgary

00:05:52.100 and we hired fake protesters

00:05:54.900 but it was like obvious

00:05:55.960 that we hired them.

00:05:56.900 It wasn't like,

00:05:57.640 oh my God,

00:05:58.480 what's going on?

00:05:59.220 It was like,

00:05:59.760 we just hired actors

00:06:01.240 straight up

00:06:01.860 to be like,

00:06:03.660 we ain't in the middle

00:06:05.700 of the show

00:06:06.220 which is,

00:06:07.340 that was fun

00:06:08.040 and then it was actually 0.99

00:06:08.880 not even good enough to post because it was so stupid no the only funny shit is when there's 0.99

00:06:13.520 you you can't create how ridiculous some of these people are and by the way i don't like doing 0.98

00:06:18.700 crowd work like really like but it's kind of i mean if you want to build material quickly it's

00:06:27.420 kind of a necessary evil sometimes because if you want to go on stage with basically nothing and

00:06:31.900 yeah i mean it's not that the whole thing's crowd work but if you try to if you try to go

00:06:36.500 on stage with nothing and then you start doing bits that you kind of thought of and you're just

00:06:42.640 in you're getting laughs eventually you're going to just do a little bit of crowd work too because 0.76

00:06:46.200 you're like whatever i'm fucking i'm doing bits you know what i'm saying you know how i'll bring 0.88

00:06:51.640 you to just doing stuff yeah and then it's not a forever thing though i i don't i don't do it like 0.96

00:06:58.820 that but i i get why people do and not give a shit because it's fun it's fun to do crowd work 0.72

00:07:06.220 if you're and especially if you're good at it it's great am i do i always kill with crowd work no 0.93

00:07:11.560 sometimes but like i mean sometimes i'm doing it in places like here where it's springfield where

00:07:15.860 it's like listen i i don't even want to do my material here like like you know when like there's

00:07:21.380 this whole thing online with comics where like oh well i'd rather you should just do material the

00:07:26.720 whole time it's like bro you're not doing some of these clubs like yeah you don't do material here

00:07:30.860 this is not a material spot you don't come up here and go hey you know what i've been working

00:07:37.100 on for a year and a half they're like oh this guy's a loser you have to just come up with it

00:07:42.720 and you have to weave it in um i mean yeah lots like the crowds here have been last night two shows

00:07:50.560 basically just trying to keep gang members out of the front of this weird castle that they have

00:07:57.200 off of the property

00:07:58.420 that there's like 0.94

00:07:59.740 literal Mexicans

00:08:01.320 in ski masks 1.00

00:08:02.260 doing fucking wheelies 1.00

00:08:03.680 while we're having 1.00

00:08:05.760 this guy

00:08:06.280 when I was on stage

00:08:07.400 apparently this guy

00:08:08.280 was standing there

00:08:09.240 and some black people

00:08:10.220 came up to you

00:08:11.000 and like told you

00:08:11.680 to be careful 0.93

00:08:12.340 yeah they're a cracked out couple

00:08:13.640 they were like

00:08:14.100 literally like

00:08:14.780 he kept coming

00:08:15.740 he's like yo be careful

00:08:16.540 and I turned my head

00:08:17.520 and he goes yo

00:08:18.240 and I turned back

00:08:19.340 he's like be careful 1.00

00:08:20.060 and then his fat girlfriend 0.97

00:08:21.200 that kind of sounds 0.99

00:08:21.900 kind of funny though

00:08:22.660 it was funny

00:08:23.560 until the girlfriend 1.00

00:08:24.220 started approaching me 1.00

00:08:25.060 and she was twice 1.00

00:08:25.880 the size of him

00:08:26.500 and she's like let me talk to you for a minute i was like oh no no they probably meant well they

00:08:30.580 were just they wanted to have fun but they it's scary it's scary when anybody approaches you there

00:08:34.800 was a woman that tried to come into the green room at the first one thing and then i was like

00:08:41.900 no no and then you're like no yeah and then because there is no green room it was literally

00:08:45.880 just a curtain she just like followed there can i get a picture and like we're doing the meet and

00:08:50.700 greet after i'm like i'm gonna come out in a sec and then we go out and then she's with her like

00:08:56.480 boyfriend and then they like i don't know like i've been doing paid meet and greets i hate to

00:09:02.480 say it i never thought i would come to it but some of these some of these nights you go holy 0.59

00:09:09.380 fuck i i don't know it's not like well because like there's people like if people don't even 0.90

00:09:15.180 want to respect the line sometimes they're like they're like butting the line because it's free 0.99

00:09:20.240 And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking, do the fucking change. 0.97

00:09:24.880 I'm like, yeah, but people come up and, like, try to make a video with me. 0.99

00:09:30.380 I'm like, this is insane.

00:09:31.940 So I was like, okay.

00:09:33.160 And then people would be like, no, I don't want a shirt. 1.00

00:09:35.420 It's like, okay, well, then fuck you. 1.00

00:09:37.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:37.880 Because the shirts are cool.

00:09:39.260 They are.

00:09:39.760 They're very nice. 0.99

00:09:40.260 And then you don't, and then they leave, and then they go, fuck, I wish I got a shirt. 0.98

00:09:43.440 I get messages, oh, could I get the shirt online? 0.98

00:09:46.000 It's like, no. 0.99

00:09:47.820 Get it at the fucking show. 1.00

00:09:49.080 maybe i'm a fucking jew people are gonna be like he's a fucking kike i mean dude it's it's not 1.00

00:09:54.280 and it's not unreasonable for what you're and this is coming from a kike 1.00

00:09:57.240 it's not unreasonable like yo it's it's i don't know anyway but anyway so they just didn't pay 0.96

00:10:06.760 they like basically were like forcing themselves into the line to get a picture with me and then i

00:10:11.880 was like okay and they're like no we'll get a shirt we're good i'm like okay all right and then

00:10:16.500 so we take the picture

00:10:17.220 and then they're like

00:10:17.900 about to get the shirt 1.00

00:10:18.700 and then the woman 1.00

00:10:19.280 pulls like a 1.00

00:10:20.240 no we don't want it

00:10:22.040 like you can tell 1.00

00:10:22.720 this woman's stolen 1.00

00:10:23.780 thousands of dollars 1.00

00:10:26.140 worth of shit 1.00

00:10:27.060 in her life 1.00

00:10:27.780 like she just knew

00:10:28.680 she's like we already

00:10:29.260 got the goods 0.89

00:10:29.960 let's get out of here

00:10:30.900 a picture with Ben Benkis

00:10:33.580 is worth

00:10:34.020 a thousand shirts 1.00

00:10:34.400 and that was the same woman 1.00

00:10:35.220 who tried to get backstage 1.00

00:10:36.280 she was the same one 0.95

00:10:37.980 yeah she was the same one

00:10:38.280 and she was with like

00:10:39.280 a cracked out scary guy

00:10:40.820 yeah

00:10:41.160 her husband

00:10:41.900 it's my loving husband

00:10:44.080 ugh

00:10:45.780 oh pure and then there was like i don't know it's weird because it's like it's like kind of

00:10:58.300 like it looks like it could be just like a really nice place like that's the sad part about some of

00:11:03.960 these cities it's like you're like this like i look outside i'm like i feel like i'm in toronto

00:11:08.080 there's like the annex except everything's abandoned which is now happening in toronto i

00:11:12.260 just went back to toronto and i saw that that my old neighborhood blur and bathers yeah or blur and

00:11:18.920 i mean blur and bathers i didn't even go there i didn't even see it with my own eyes blur and

00:11:23.580 spadina the 7-eleven that's been on the corner across from the jcc it's been there for i mean

00:11:29.660 it's been there forever it's been there for 20 years yeah 30 years i don't know what was there

00:11:34.160 before um it's just boarded up i'm like how bad does an area have to be that a 7-eleven goes out

00:11:42.060 that's a very good point i mean that's the shittiest place in the neighborhood usually 0.98

00:11:46.000 how do they go to business everybody's buying smokes everybody's buying shit like it's insane 0.99

00:11:51.780 to me they obviously just like didn't pay their fucking thing and like couldn't pay their thing 0.99

00:11:57.000 and and it's like every business it's like all the you know it's fucking crazy there's still 0.96

00:12:03.260 some nice restaurants there's still you know but it's really becoming 0.55

00:12:07.700 scary this this this is like the new normal everything's empty and everything's closed 0.98

00:12:15.040 but it's fine but only in democrat places when you go to a republican area it's like holy shit

00:12:19.860 everything boom whoa even texas like austin's like we're a democrat but it's like yeah but

00:12:24.820 the reason it's thriving is because of the overall state is being run

00:12:29.580 by republicans and i don't agree with everything they're doing but i think that 0.89

00:12:35.100 they definitely it's i mean it's just obvious that even the immigrants now don't even want to

00:12:42.680 move to these states the immigrants are moving to the republican states they don't want to 0.99

00:12:46.560 move they don't want to fucking live here yeah they think it's shit they don't they rather live 1.00

00:12:52.300 in dallas than live in fucking springfield with you know and get shot in broad daylight over a 1.00

00:12:57.500 fucking cigarette or whatever the fuck people are doing here it's it's actually legitimately insane 1.00

00:13:03.720 and I shouldn't have forced 1.00

00:13:04.560 I thought you would just

00:13:05.680 order it on Uber

00:13:06.500 I should have

00:13:07.040 no I went

00:13:08.380 because I'm like

00:13:08.880 this is the

00:13:09.280 you wanted to see it

00:13:10.080 and dude

00:13:10.860 three blocks off

00:13:12.020 the CVS

00:13:12.900 it's just

00:13:13.540 you could feel

00:13:15.240 how decrepit this place is

00:13:16.440 the people on the street

00:13:17.280 are cracked out

00:13:17.880 Portland Oregon CVS

00:13:19.340 I mean I'm not going to

00:13:20.160 tell the whole story

00:13:20.940 about that

00:13:21.340 but no

00:13:21.700 oh it was bad

00:13:22.480 it was like

00:13:23.000 methadone clinic

00:13:23.800 like it was like

00:13:24.660 a methadone clinic

00:13:25.460 Jesus

00:13:26.040 I really wanted to see that

00:13:27.360 and I needed

00:13:27.380 yeah

00:13:27.980 and I just

00:13:29.920 like everything

00:13:30.600 just boarded up

00:13:31.600 and not boarded up

00:13:34.320 like all the

00:13:35.100 all the stuff

00:13:35.760 behind glass

00:13:36.980 yeah

00:13:37.480 and 1.00

00:13:38.840 they have that shit 1.00

00:13:39.420 in New York 1.00

00:13:39.820 well they have to

00:13:41.420 because everybody's 1.00

00:13:42.180 just stealing shit 1.00

00:13:42.840 and then the company's 1.00

00:13:43.700 like okay well

00:13:44.480 we have two choices

00:13:45.960 we either close the store

00:13:47.460 or we put everything

00:13:49.000 behind lock and key

00:13:50.040 because we're losing

00:13:50.960 thousands of dollars

00:13:52.140 a day

00:13:52.580 and like

00:13:53.020 it's just

00:13:54.240 it's not

00:13:54.800 it's not sustainable

00:13:55.900 I don't know

00:13:57.020 what's going on dude

00:13:57.920 it's actually scary

00:13:59.340 like

00:14:00.840 i'm lucky that i chose to do what i'm doing and i'm very thankful for everything that's happening 0.85

00:14:08.720 and i'm but holy shit like while i've been working away like so much crazy evil forces

00:14:16.880 working away at the you know a million times harder to do all these different um things that 0.92

00:14:25.120 i don't agree with necessarily but and you're also seeing parts of the country that no one else 0.98

00:14:30.000 is firsthand yeah you're going everywhere and you're seeing exactly like spring who the fuck 0.98

00:14:35.180 is coming to springfield massachusetts but it's it's fucked up because it is beautiful it's 0.97

00:14:38.800 beautiful nature beautiful areas um the highways are actually quite well maintained and and like 0.87

00:14:46.280 the infrastructure is kind of great but look that's like boarded up windows across the street

00:14:51.640 that's like an actual but when you look at it you're like that's actually a really nice brick 0.98

00:14:55.620 classic fucking 0.99

00:14:57.900 historic 0.98

00:14:58.660 it's a nice building 0.99

00:15:00.180 it looks like fucking 0.98

00:15:01.060 Bloor Street in Toronto 0.99

00:15:02.100 it's

00:15:02.580 it's

00:15:03.500 just from

00:15:03.980 or New York

00:15:04.740 it just looks

00:15:05.480 good

00:15:06.160 so

00:15:07.680 things

00:15:09.420 people need to figure 0.93

00:15:10.380 their shit out 1.00

00:15:11.060 I don't know what the fuck 1.00

00:15:11.960 who 0.99

00:15:12.440 who needs to

00:15:13.540 be put in the camp

00:15:14.700 this is

00:15:19.820 we're getting close

00:15:21.180 to like

00:15:21.640 time for the camps

00:15:22.660 like a little bit

00:15:23.500 for somebody 1.00

00:15:25.300 Maybe it's for the Jews. 0.85

00:15:26.540 I don't know. 1.00

00:15:27.180 I'll go, I'll go.

00:15:28.180 I mean, hey, I'm in.

00:15:29.640 Let's go.

00:15:30.780 I haven't been in camp in a long time.

00:15:32.380 I'll go, you told me it was just swimming pools, right?

00:15:34.840 Yeah.

00:15:35.260 That's the thing. 1.00

00:15:37.040 What the fuck, man? 1.00

00:15:38.080 They're like, no, actually in Auschwitz it was just an exercise. 1.00

00:15:40.500 It was actually just an L.A. fitness. 0.99

00:15:45.040 That's not a bad bitch. 1.00

00:15:46.200 That's funny. 1.00

00:15:48.000 It's just an L.A. fitness.

00:15:49.160 No, because have you seen those things where they're showing video of the Auschwitz people 0.86

00:15:54.140 swimming and it's like no i've never seen that what the fuck is that i don't know i'm on some 0.80

00:16:01.860 some some shit i don't know because like i want to see that yeah well it's just that i don't know 0.97

00:16:07.380 they're trying to prove that it didn't happen didn't happen or it was like actually they were 0.98

00:16:11.500 just like exercising or whatever they were they got really thin they were good shape yeah they

00:16:15.760 good shape slender and so i forget what i was talking about but camps who's gonna go to the

00:16:25.460 camps yeah who's gonna go to the camps who will be blamed for this who will be oh my god there's

00:16:34.900 another hooded just literally like a jabba i saw an interesting thing on the internet jawa 0.99

00:16:42.300 from fucking 0.99

00:16:43.540 from Star Wars 1.00

00:16:44.560 is that what it is

00:16:45.720 they just have those

00:16:46.260 little eyes

00:16:46.840 with the hoodie on

00:16:47.760 is it like a cartoon

00:16:50.880 you've never even

00:16:53.540 seen Star Wars

00:16:54.200 I don't never watch

00:16:55.100 Star Wars

00:16:55.340 it's never my thing

00:16:56.160 come on bro

00:16:56.660 yeah

00:16:57.020 come on

00:16:57.660 you gotta watch

00:16:58.100 I know but it's

00:16:59.400 it just never did it

00:17:00.220 for me

00:17:00.440 I was like

00:17:00.740 I know that people 0.99

00:17:02.300 that people fucking 0.97

00:17:03.180 love it but I just 0.99

00:17:03.940 go I can't sit

00:17:04.820 through Star Wars

00:17:05.380 dude

00:17:05.600 you like Star Trek

00:17:06.780 nope

00:17:07.760 never watched Star Trek

00:17:08.820 nothing

00:17:10.060 nothing

00:17:10.960 space

00:17:11.660 it just

00:17:12.400 yeah

00:17:12.740 the most I got into space

00:17:14.240 was Interstellar

00:17:14.960 that was

00:17:16.100 because it felt

00:17:17.060 that's a cool movie

00:17:17.940 I love that movie

00:17:18.740 yeah

00:17:19.000 oh here we go

00:17:20.680 have you ever heard

00:17:25.180 anything like that

00:17:26.100 in a

00:17:26.700 downtown 0.98

00:17:29.340 whatever the fuck 1.00

00:17:31.720 sketchy ass area 1.00

00:17:33.240 this is 0.99

00:17:33.780 there's some nice

00:17:35.540 buildings around though

00:17:36.440 I saw a condo

00:17:37.420 I saw

00:17:37.800 people just live with this

00:17:42.240 look at this

00:17:43.220 here's another

00:17:43.620 unbelievable

00:17:45.280 what were we talking about?

00:17:53.600 send them all back?

00:17:54.780 send them to the camps 0.50

00:17:55.820 we don't know who

00:17:56.540 we haven't figured out

00:17:57.460 who's going to the camp

00:17:58.340 and Auschwitz

00:18:00.420 the swimming pools

00:18:01.400 oh yeah

00:18:02.360 that's crazy

00:18:06.380 that people really believe that oh yeah they believe they believe everything they're just 0.99

00:18:11.240 everything's been like now it's like oh it's that neon you know i don't know who the fuck 0.98

00:18:20.780 these i get i watch these people on my phone they're like streamers and shit and then there's 0.89

00:18:25.440 like bobby althoff or whatever and so he's like so like i'm just gonna like real quick say free

00:18:32.020 Palestine for, like, the, can you say it, can you say it, can you say it?

00:18:35.860 It's just, like, what are we, like, is that entertaining?

00:18:39.020 Like, I don't know.

00:18:40.260 It is, I mean.

00:18:40.860 It is, it is.

00:18:41.760 I know, I love it, I love it.

00:18:43.800 No, no, just say it, say it.

00:18:45.880 And then she didn't, so then, like, all these people were, like, giving, sending her death

00:18:49.860 threats, so she was, like, okay, like, free Palestine, free Ghana, free Cambodia, free

00:18:55.800 Viking.

00:18:56.960 I love that when people, they're, like, not just free Palestine, free the Congo. 0.73

00:19:02.680 Free the Congo. 0.99

00:19:03.560 What the fuck? 1.00

00:19:04.560 Congo? 1.00

00:19:06.700 If anything, keep it unfree so they stay there.

00:19:10.380 What do we... 0.78

00:19:11.700 Oh, yeah, freedom for the Congo. 1.00

00:19:13.440 Let them fucking spread those people across the globe 1.00

00:19:16.160 as if we haven't had enough North Africans 1.00

00:19:18.820 and South Africans and West Africans. 1.00

00:19:21.740 We need Central Africa to fucking be freed. 1.00

00:19:26.340 they're running they're free 1.00

00:19:32.220 they're free to go to paris on a fucking weird boat 0.99

00:19:37.960 oh my god what do you think about the macklemore thing 0.97

00:19:42.660 i didn't i mean anybody who's like a macklemore fan at this point like it's wild you have to be 0.98

00:19:49.740 He had his fucking mind to be a fan of that. 0.95

00:19:52.560 I didn't know he was alive. 1.00

00:19:53.580 I thought he died.

00:19:54.320 Like, it's, no, but, and the other thing is, like, okay, I get it.

00:19:57.460 There's some people who are, like, free post on it because they're, like, I, like, seriously, like, this is who I am.

00:20:01.740 I believe this.

00:20:02.620 Yeah.

00:20:02.980 But then there's Macklemore who's, like, seriously, I need to get a couple tickets. 0.99

00:20:07.440 I'll fucking say whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:20:09.360 Give me a keffiyeh and put me a, I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:20:13.280 You know, there's people who are with me and then there's people who are, like, just, and, like, I don't know. 0.99

00:20:18.760 my thing's like

00:20:20.420 dude you're on tour

00:20:21.560 you're doing what you love

00:20:22.800 right

00:20:23.880 you're doing what you love

00:20:25.780 what do you do

00:20:27.740 what you love is 0.98

00:20:29.740 singing really shitty music 0.98

00:20:31.820 to Ed Sheeran's 17 year old fans 1.00

00:20:40.220 that are little gingers 0.97

00:20:42.160 and little

00:20:42.680 that's his fan base

00:20:47.040 I know

00:20:47.480 white people

00:20:48.280 You know, who are like, some of them happen to be kind of worried about the state of their own countries.

00:21:01.000 Oh, my God. 0.95

00:21:01.820 But now he's not touring and he kind of screwed himself. 0.94

00:21:04.440 I don't know. 0.57

00:21:04.500 It's like, I understand that.

00:21:05.880 Like, it's crazy that he.

00:21:07.700 I don't know.

00:21:08.280 There's tons.

00:21:08.760 it's the whole thing is getting scarier by the day in the sense that you know people are just

00:21:18.240 like seriously like i watched some video and they're like what do you do you think israel 0.88

00:21:21.180 should exist on the street of like new york and they're just like no we should dismantle it 0.92

00:21:25.260 immediately it's like where and then where they go like it's which i at least they're kind of 0.80

00:21:31.280 finally coming to a conclusion of a solution to their problem which was we hate israel okay so 0.58

00:21:36.860 What's the solution? 1.00

00:21:38.340 We've got to get rid of it.

00:21:39.720 Okay.

00:21:41.420 Now what?

00:21:42.240 Like, I mean, it's just, I don't know.

00:21:43.560 It's just not, it's not intellectually, like, you're not thinking on a level of the future.

00:21:51.800 You're thinking of, no, we need all this stuff that we've done to advance certain areas of the world. 0.97

00:21:58.980 We need to undo all that because all these other loser people are so sad because they want to kill you. 1.00

00:22:06.860 And they don't like that you guys are going to the moon and shit. 1.00

00:22:09.840 You're going in rockets. 0.99

00:22:11.140 So they prefer it if you just dismantled everything.

00:22:15.080 And then they move all the... 0.97

00:22:16.480 And then third world comes to the first world 0.98

00:22:18.780 and dismantle the idea of the first world entirely, 0.99

00:22:22.700 which is what they want to do.

00:22:24.100 And then basically take away the ability for countries to operate...

00:22:29.640 Democracies are being taken advantage of 0.99

00:22:32.700 Because when you have an over fucking population of people that don't associate themselves with that country and are making political decisions based on another country's interests, they don't give a shit if America starves. 0.99

00:22:47.700 As long as Palestine lives and the rest of the world in the South, like, as if the Saudis and the fucking those guys who did do 9-11, as if they're not fucking bajillion kajillionaires, way more than any Jew, really. 0.99

00:23:07.360 like i don't even know if there are there jews who's richer than those those saudi people and 0.98

00:23:13.660 those other qataris and those fucking are the is is oh benjamin yeah no these guys are walking 0.99

00:23:20.540 around in robes and they fucking with with a snap of a finger anybody's neck is snapped in their 1.00

00:23:25.760 home yeah i mean it's just i don't know and but then i'm and i'm a psychopath because oh so you 0.98

00:23:30.800 fucking care you liked it i don't know who i like i don't want to go to any of these places yeah 0.67

00:23:34.980 Like, but if somebody was like, do you want to go vacation in the Middle East? 0.97

00:23:40.940 I would probably only want to go to Israel.

00:23:43.000 Yeah.

00:23:43.220 And I think most Americans, if they're being honest with themselves, would agree.

00:23:47.940 And they would go there and they're like, oh, you want to go to Egypt? 1.00

00:23:50.440 Okay, go to Egypt and get scammed to fucking death. 0.99

00:23:55.060 Like, you know, I want to go to Egypt. 0.99

00:23:57.260 I want to see the pyramids before I, you know, I'd love to see the pyramids. 0.95

00:24:00.880 But it's ghetto there. 1.00

00:24:02.560 Fuck. 1.00

00:24:02.920 I don't know 1.00

00:24:06.680 is it America's fault

00:24:10.520 Libya 1.00

00:24:10.940 I mean Libya's fucking 1.00

00:24:12.180 oh you saw that thing right 1.00

00:24:13.420 where they're like

00:24:13.800 if you're traveling there

00:24:14.680 like prepare a will

00:24:15.700 before you go

00:24:16.440 you saw that thing

00:24:17.420 the government said that

00:24:18.380 it's so bad

00:24:19.880 they literally

00:24:21.560 were like

00:24:22.380 you need to etch out

00:24:24.080 your will

00:24:24.420 because the chances

00:24:25.180 of you dying

00:24:25.680 are pretty high

00:24:26.740 you will not come back

00:24:27.400 but my thing is like

00:24:28.340 people will be like

00:24:28.940 he's an anti

00:24:29.800 like it's like

00:24:31.060 I'm

00:24:31.400 like I

00:24:32.220 i want to protect all those uh you know my only issue with the like progressives like woke people

00:24:43.380 basically is because they're letting all this happen because they don't want to be racist not

00:24:47.920 because there are other values i fucking pretty much agree with yeah they want legal you know

00:24:53.200 be nicer to homeless people like you know i make jokes about that but truly yeah okay as long as 0.91

00:24:59.280 homeless people aren't stabbing anyone and killing anybody if they're just mentally ill and want to

00:25:02.820 be out there and that works for yours if if that works and nobody's being killed then but if people 0.96

00:25:09.760 start being killed then it needs to be fucking dealt with yes and i think that that's just the 0.97

00:25:15.900 responsibility of government i'm sorry you can't just allow homeless people to fuck up other people 0.99

00:25:20.620 who make money's lives it will force them to leave where a place where they do enforce those laws but

00:25:26.900 anyway homeless people whatever um being nice to them you know the access to abortion which they 0.74

00:25:36.100 talk about all the fucking time fine keep your access to abortion this i mean i've been trying 0.98

00:25:42.100 to do this keep your access to abortion but we're getting rid of this mulligan like you can have 1.00

00:25:48.520 legal weed and abortion just for the love of god we're going to deport these people just let us do 1.00

00:25:53.440 that yeah and it's for your ability to keep those rights like abortion and shit because once the 1.00

00:25:58.960 fucking muslims no they're not gonna fucking do it god no they're not gonna do it if jews get in 1.00

00:26:03.620 they're not gonna take it away yeah but muslims will why and then oh i saw this people are freaking 1.00

00:26:09.000 out because texas said that they're going to start teaching the history of israel in school 0.95

00:26:16.280 in uh in high school but it's like so what like i don't think that that's that fucked up 0.99

00:26:24.560 um people like this is fucking israel's trying to fucking teach our minds and 0.98

00:26:28.860 americans don't learn anything about anybody that currently for the most part i mean barely 0.99

00:26:36.240 know anything about canada when i talk about canada they don't know the capital most americans i mean

00:26:40.300 now but it was always a joke they don't know anything but they don't know the capital of 0.93

00:26:44.640 Ontario's Toronto or the capital of fucking Saskatchewan's Regina or whatever the I don't 0.95

00:26:50.440 even know if that's fucking true I think it is but my point is that they don't know and like what 0.99

00:26:59.700 you know America's Christian and now they're saying that oh they shouldn't be Christian they 0.98

00:27:09.860 shouldn't do Bible verses they shouldn't do this they shouldn't they shouldn't teach about Jews 0.98

00:27:14.960 But Muslims is fine. 1.00

00:27:16.340 We can only teach about Jews and Christians 1.00

00:27:18.120 if Muslims are taught about. 0.70

00:27:20.140 And we have to teach all the good stuff that Muslims are.

00:27:22.700 And oh, yeah, sorry about 9-11

00:27:25.680 and the bombing of all these airports in Europe

00:27:28.520 and blowing up all those trains and blowing up all this. 0.72

00:27:32.820 That was, was it all Jews or was it just 9-11 Jews? 0.76

00:27:35.940 Was the London train bombings the Jews?

00:27:40.880 I mean, I don't know.

00:27:42.460 Maybe I'm wrong.

00:27:43.340 Maybe I'm misinformed.

00:27:44.520 you know that's what they go you're misinformed you haven't been reading the website i'm on

00:27:48.540 yeah where they tell you that i'm right it's like oh i don't know i don't know man i think it's

00:27:55.240 pretty funny though to teach about muslims and then teach about trans uh rights in the same

00:28:00.200 no yeah if they're teaching everything i mean i guess it's i guess it's fine

00:28:04.860 i guess but i'm not gonna send my kid to that school i'm not gonna i guess if you want to teach 0.96

00:28:13.100 poor kids about Muslim 0.97

00:28:16.000 Islam. Here we go. 0.98

00:28:18.380 What kind of

00:28:18.880 motorcycles? 1.00

00:28:21.900 Oh my god, there's like an old man 0.99

00:28:23.660 with a bag. That guy probably has like

00:28:25.420 negative $400 in his banking

00:28:27.580 account. 1.00

00:28:29.900 It's a fucking nightmare. 1.00

00:28:34.320 I like this. 1.00

00:28:37.160 Big old fucking bottle of water. 1.00

00:28:39.940 This is how I lost weight. You just drink 1.00

00:28:41.740 Diet Coke and water and don't eat.

00:28:44.580 I had a little bit of fruit in a power bar.

00:28:47.120 I probably won't eat for another.

00:28:50.140 No, today I might eat.

00:28:51.240 I don't know.

00:28:52.140 I had some nuts last night.

00:28:53.420 I went nuts.

00:28:55.180 Lost $1,800 in 20 minutes at the blackjack table.

00:29:01.220 Yeah, that was rough.

00:29:03.120 This is a terrible casino.

00:29:04.680 It's a really bad casino. 1.00

00:29:06.280 There was one woman. 1.00

00:29:07.180 Did you see her sleeping at the table?

00:29:08.960 The dealer?

00:29:10.360 No.

00:29:11.000 She was sitting like this.

00:29:12.020 There was no one at her table.

00:29:12.820 She was, like, passed out. 1.00

00:29:13.620 Is that the British? 1.00

00:29:15.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:16.660 Is it good?

00:29:18.780 Does it taste weird?

00:29:19.680 It smells different.

00:29:21.020 Let me see.

00:29:25.420 Oh.

00:29:26.460 Right, the nuts.

00:29:28.760 Talk about my guts.

00:29:30.560 I don't know. 1.00

00:29:31.260 Why do I care about this shit? 0.99

00:29:32.420 Only because I have kids and, like, I don't know. 1.00

00:29:34.540 Did you care when you didn't have kids?

00:29:37.120 Yeah.

00:29:38.820 So then it's not just that.

00:29:40.760 I mean, it just, it feels like everything was going fine.

00:29:48.740 Like, 2017, like, the world was functioning.

00:29:53.520 People were getting along.

00:29:55.400 There wasn't an over, you know, the migration had already started in Europe.

00:30:01.720 I think it was COVID when things really felt the turn.

00:30:04.900 I feel like these are stale, bro.

00:30:07.280 Let me smell these.

00:30:10.760 They smell all right.

00:30:21.580 What do you know?

00:30:22.860 I love cigarettes, dude. 1.00

00:30:24.160 Yeah, you love cigarettes, but you're fucking, yeah, it smells all right. 0.99

00:30:27.120 Then again, I'll smoke it if it's stale. 0.99

00:30:28.700 I mean, realistically, what's the worst thing that's going to happen?

00:30:31.460 Die? 1.00

00:30:33.620 The good ones will kill you, too. 1.00

00:30:37.200 We can't all smoke. 0.99

00:30:38.360 No, no, I'm not.

00:30:39.080 You go.

00:30:39.640 I was just smelling it. 0.99

00:30:40.760 state london express we got we got fucking josh addicted to cigarettes for god's sakes 0.95

00:30:47.760 it's all right this guy didn't smoke cigarettes four months ago really 0.97

00:30:52.960 never spoke so bad oh yeah really no of course

00:30:59.580 it's funny though they get these it's got the state stamp on it i didn't think they would sell

00:31:06.540 Because it's like, in England, you can't sell those cigarettes.

00:31:11.480 Oh, okay.

00:31:12.440 The British company can only export those.

00:31:15.020 Really? Okay. I didn't know that.

00:31:16.940 If they want to sell it there, they have to put it in the fucking gay pack where they put the weird shit on it. 1.00

00:31:21.840 If you want to watch the rest of this podcast, it's on Patreon because this is happening. 1.00

00:31:29.840 All right.

Bankas Podcast - September 22, 2026

Springfield Casino Hotel ｜ Bankas Podcast #126

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