Bankas Podcast - Top B ｜ The Bankas Show - #028

00:00:00.000 hello everyone welcome to the bank is show welcome to all my new listeners that are arriving here

00:00:08.760 after watching me on the real toronto podcast shout out to the real toronto people um i don't

00:00:18.500 know what you call them the real toronto news team newsonians uh the news team it's like uh

00:00:27.080 disco ball and friends it's like anchorman except they're all black um no i can't confirm the race

00:00:36.040 of the individual that i did the interview with a lot of people call him disco ball he wears a face

00:00:42.500 mask with many different small solar panel-esque that's those are like that's like the outfit that

00:00:51.220 they made the guy who played predator in the original predator had to wear like a thing with

00:00:57.380 a bunch of glistening is that like before green suits to see that was like yeah yeah the original

00:01:03.320 cgi was literally just mirrors on a guy running through a forest um but anyway great guys cool

00:01:12.880 show they let me say whatever the fuck i wanted and uh you know they i've heard from them that 0.99

00:01:18.600 they've been getting a shit ton of views and uh and all kinds of stuff from that so that is fucking 0.98

00:01:25.940 awesome um should i put my hood up is my hair but my hair is a little fucked up i've been uh i've been 0.98

00:01:34.500 having a sleepy day i'm wearing my new glasses which i don't know what they say about me i think they say 0.82

00:01:42.640 maybe i'm gay or um i dare you to ask if i'm gay or maybe they mean um that i want to be gay

00:01:56.800 so those are the options for these glasses that's why i got them i think it'll gonna gonna get me out

00:02:02.900 of a lot of trouble i think if i look gayer and say the same things it will make liberals even more

00:02:10.360 angry so he's more of a surprise right they invested more and like oh this guy's gay he's 0.86

00:02:15.680 gonna tell me that about like uh well there's the surprise aspect but there's also the um the fact

00:02:23.640 that i think a lot of liberals are also just homophobic considering that i've had people 1.00

00:02:28.980 message me things like um you're a racist faggot 1.00

00:02:33.160 so when somebody says that to me i kind of assume that they may be in fact um homophobic so i i like 1.00

00:02:44.260 when people use homophobia to attack my racism or body shame they're like this guy's a fat gay 0.55

00:02:51.540 you know i'm like i'm not tim dylan yeah i'm not tim dylan i'm i'm fat and straight which is worse 0.82

00:03:00.480 by far yeah much worse much worse i am fat i mean i'm not that fat i'm like i'm like the

00:03:07.940 poster child for ozempic like if i did ozempic i would be thin in like a week i'm pretty sure

00:03:12.900 but i won't get a role in a movie and then blah blah and then your life would spiral in a cocaine

00:03:17.620 disaster you die but i'm big disaster cocaine disaster i will do anything to lose weight right

00:03:24.640 now um i've tried not eating which isn't working because you keep eating no but it is working the 0.97

00:03:32.640 not eating is working it doesn't work when they and the uh but anyway so the not eating is what i'm 0.98

00:03:39.880 doing and i'm trying to work out and i'm trying to handle my shit i don't need fucking ozempic 0.99

00:03:45.340 um i want to lose weight i mean i actually don't really care about losing weight necessarily i mean 0.98

00:03:51.640 i want to look better but i care about my mental health and i know how well connected

00:03:59.860 exercise is to the mental uh to your mental health how good lifting weights is to yeah all that just 0.98

00:04:08.200 so that's that's why i do it i don't want to get too into it it's fucking boring nobody gives a fuck 0.95

00:04:13.340 i used to post pictures of me at the gym and then everybody was like yo that's sick and then like when 0.85

00:04:18.820 i stopped going it was like embarrassing so like now i just don't post pictures of me at the gym

00:04:23.760 for the most part at least until i lose like another 15 pounds or unless trudeau gets divorced at the gym

00:04:28.940 right in which case i had to rip i had like actual snot just on my nose that entire time folks

00:04:36.980 before we get into the show i want to let you know i'm coming to a comedy club near you a venue near you

00:04:49.440 this september 7th is the first show that i'm going to be doing in september

00:04:56.460 september 7th burlington ontario two shows the first show is kind of sold out it was sold out and then

00:05:04.660 a bunch of people uh not a bunch of people but some of the people who bought the original tickets

00:05:09.620 for hamilton didn't realize that it was switched to burlington or they can't make the burlington show

00:05:15.640 so they had to refund those tickets yeah um but it doesn't matter for them go get tickets at

00:05:22.520 benbankus.com okay september 7th shows coming up 8 p.m 10 p.m shows in burlington on brant

00:05:32.620 street at the yuck yucks on the second floor above the wendell clarks used to be a wendell clarks

00:05:39.380 if you don't know who wendell clark is he was a hockey player for the leafs one of the most famous

00:05:44.140 and then i think didn't it wasn't he the gm former captain at least he wasn't the gym just like

00:05:48.140 tough guy for a bit though i don't think on the leafs either way he was a big famous hockey player

00:05:54.720 and he started a bar and that bar has gone under um and if you don't know who wendell clark is ask

00:06:01.720 your dad if you grew up here he knows who wendell clark is exactly so that's where it is on brant

00:06:06.320 street uh september 10th in ottawa ontario yuck yucks in the basement of the biagio's

00:06:13.720 italiano restaurante okay or restaurante italy i don't know what it is but either way

00:06:20.580 it's called yuck yucks audible west you can get all the tickets at benbankus.com

00:06:25.040 the early show we have an incoming call the early show is um sold out so you can only get tickets for 0.98

00:06:33.220 the late show 9 30 p.m it is a sunday so you know don't be a pussy and be like oh i have work on monday 0.98

00:06:40.760 i can't go see ben bankers come see ben bankers do have a late night have a couple pops take an uber 0.96

00:06:45.740 home you'll be fine uh september 14th london ontario at the dog house okay that's the only

00:06:55.000 place we are allowed in london is a place called the dog house september 27th in toronto we are going

00:07:06.160 to be doing it big yuck yucks downtown richmond street the flagship yuck yucks location yuck yucks

00:07:12.240 the biggest comedy club chain in canada i know the owner he likes me we're both jewish it's a

00:07:19.180 conspiracy there is a pyramid scheme going on and i am working my way to the top of it

00:07:25.120 just like i did when i sold photocopiers just like i did when i sold commercial real estate so

00:07:32.520 we out here september 27th big tings popping it's going to be fucking awesome we're going to film the 0.89

00:07:41.040 whole thing and we're going to pack this bitch so uh we were doing the weekly shows in toronto 1.00

00:07:46.400 for a bit people for four i think four or five weeks we sold out every week a weekly show in 0.88

00:07:53.180 toronto 70 people and what happened was we were doing it at this place called the royal comedy theater

00:07:59.100 that place for whatever reason the owner decided to sell the place and leave town yeah

00:08:07.240 that was a non-bankers related craziness it wasn't even like it was kind of related to the

00:08:13.320 controversy of the korean woman who made the video of me being like uh me doing the yeah but like he

00:08:22.520 of the olivia chow video which got all these crazy liberals to send all these emails and they were

00:08:27.160 getting calls every day like yeah the royal was getting calls from the u.s just like angry psychotic

00:08:33.460 people being like you have to cancel this show you can't allow this show to happen um and all this 0.94

00:08:39.160 kind of shit so um the staff was getting a little shook at the royal comedy theater the owner wasn't 0.86

00:08:49.340 even dealing with it it's not like he had to the owner wasn't even dealing with it yeah so literally 0.99

00:08:53.140 he was the only pro he was profiting from it oh he only got the good parts of it of all the crazy

00:08:56.840 bank he was only benefiting off of it then he's like i'm gonna run away it was well i think it's

00:09:01.400 possible somebody was trying to dox him or like maybe that somebody sent him a screenshot of him

00:09:05.900 on grinder or something maybe um you never know but that's daniel's worst fear but uh yeah so

00:09:17.280 like that's how kk lee rumen got outed yeah exactly so i don't know what kind of doxing was happening

00:09:23.680 with these psychotic haters of mine that were harassing all these venues but a couple of the people who

00:09:30.920 worked at the royal comedy theater just regular job kind of type of behind the counter bartender 0.99

00:09:37.280 type stuff they got a little shook by people calling them every day going you're fucking like 0.98

00:09:41.360 basically like bomb threading we're gonna blow it up if you don't if you put ben bankis on so 0.95

00:09:46.600 either way we did two or three weeks there three weeks three weeks at least three maybe maybe well

00:09:55.440 maybe we did like it was three maybe four and then we moved the then one of them was the last

00:10:00.820 minute the night before the show the owner was like i'm selling the building haha actually i own the

00:10:06.460 building i lied to you guys for a year and a half saying that i was renting and now uh we're just

00:10:12.840 closing the comedy club as soon as i started selling out every week and i was like why are you

00:10:16.960 doing this he's like i don't know this is literally the best we've ever done made no sense he was like

00:10:23.560 this is the best we've ever done we're uh we just got jfl they were getting a jfl show so they were

00:10:28.520 gonna get like grants too yeah and then they were selling out my show every week they were doing nema's 0.97

00:10:34.700 show every week which was selling slightly less than mine maybe because i'm jewy so i like put more

00:10:40.900 people in the room he had like a lower cap just to benefit the doubt nema i love nema i'm competitive

00:10:47.820 with this guy though i i don't give a fuck if people know that i love because i've known nema naz 0.83

00:10:52.640 since he was doing the corner comedy club well he's still doing the corner comedy club 0.94

00:10:59.460 but uh now he's selling the old the old corner the old corner comedy club back uh and he would

00:11:06.940 nema naz would bring me on he'd be wearing his big 5xl red sweater and sweatpants and he'd bring me up

00:11:14.020 and i'd go give it up uh for the guy that works at good life but never uses the free membership

00:11:18.460 and uh he would i could see and that's i i literally he he did like i basically did what

00:11:25.420 obama did to trump you know what i mean like chirp like remember when obama was like chirp trump that

00:11:31.860 he was never gonna be something something so like now nema i don't know i feel responsible for nema i

00:11:37.100 feel like i chirped him and it made him angry and hungry and you know congratulations nema's

00:11:43.800 killing it and honestly it's good for comedy to have somebody like nema in the city of toronto

00:11:48.480 if you don't know who nema naz is go check him out he's you know he's a talented guy he does funny

00:11:53.100 sketches you know they're not my type like it's not stuff i would make because like you know i don't

00:11:58.840 like my mom has dementia so i can't like do tiktok day because if they did it would probably get taken

00:12:04.400 down oh that would go you could maybe you'd be huge here's why deb and i starting a tiktok

00:12:12.080 it'd be i haven't seen my mom in like a week at the senior zone then i just show up with a bunch

00:12:16.200 of tiktok equipment and start standing up like yeah go like this

00:12:20.280 get the jamaican lady in here to hold deb up we're doing a tiktok nema told me to do it 1.00

00:12:28.340 i've been inspired by nema naz to puppeteer my mom with two filipinos and a jamaican lady at the

00:12:37.100 senior zone so we can do a taylor swift uh lip sync um no but uh either way nema was also doing 1.00

00:12:48.380 shows at the royal comedy theater so that also you know it sucks because it's just it was a place

00:12:53.340 to do stuff and now there's less places to do stuff comedy wise okay there's comedy bar

00:12:59.140 that the comedy bar in toronto is so there's like if you don't know toronto there's the venues are

00:13:05.960 there's yuck yucks there's comedy bar there's there was the royal comedy theater there's comedy bar east

00:13:13.020 so there's a comedy bar at yeah dufferin no no ozington and bloor and then there's one at

00:13:18.680 um no not even it's like maine maine it's like off the subway it's like it's far no it's on the

00:13:25.000 subway it's a main station you know it's the nicest thing on the whole block it's literally beside

00:13:29.900 like a salvation army halfway house place and then it's just this really nice comedy club the

00:13:35.360 new comedy bar to gary gary with the comedy bar congrats place looks great let me perform there

00:13:43.120 or or at least give me reach out you know what i mean like why why why can't i listen i think

00:13:48.600 you could do comedy bar and he'd let you i just think if you're at comedy bar like once there's a

00:13:53.460 comedy bar and people start screaming because you did whatever then they'll right then they'll fold

00:13:57.900 on you but it would be kind of cool if they didn't because it would kind of because he kind of has i

00:14:03.380 don't think he wants to be he has a monopoly though yeah on he has a monopoly uh gary by the way

00:14:09.280 there's the guy who owns the comedy bars has a bit of a monopoly in the sense that i think he has a

00:14:14.660 deal with second city or i thought he did yeah so he kind of works with them too and then i think he

00:14:19.600 also like basically every wannabe comedian in toronto goes and hangs out at comedy bar they spend

00:14:26.540 all their money at comedy bar on booze on i think they have food and they spend money to rent out the

00:14:35.060 room to sell 10 tickets and then they you know what i mean so the economy of the comedy bar is kind of

00:14:41.860 amateur comics spending their own money plus then they do the other you know they obviously have

00:14:47.000 shows where they pack it and stuff like that but i don't know i i think that i wouldn't even want to

00:14:53.240 do my stand-up there necessarily but i'd love to do the podcast or do um you wouldn't want some other

00:14:58.720 you wouldn't want to stand-up comedy in the conway no not right now because like i like doing stand-up

00:15:05.240 at yucks i think i feel more like it's just feels more reckless and wild oh yeah like at comedy bar

00:15:12.240 somebody who works at comedy bar could get offended too yeah and be like i can't that's why yuck yucks

00:15:17.820 hires only people who don't speak english to uh i don't know i think very funny everybody left

00:15:24.960 so they that's better that was in vancouver i was doing i was doing a bunch of indian jokes and

00:15:33.140 all the staff were indian like oh they must have loved it well but it was just funny because like

00:15:37.620 vancouverites are very like sensitive like yeah they just wouldn't laugh at jokes and i'd be like

00:15:41.840 are you guys not laughing as the servers are indian and then the room erupts and laughter they're like 0.97

00:15:45.620 yes we're super racist yeah um we're so racist we cannot laugh but um those are the shows yeah and

00:15:57.880 also i'm i'm promoting the yuck yucks shows right now i want to do a monthly maybe a bi-monthly maybe

00:16:04.780 a quarterly what we'll figure out what it is show at yuck yucks and i'd like to do a weekly show as

00:16:10.220 well in toronto but it can't be yuck yucks is safe sleep but yuck yucks also has things going on

00:16:14.380 that's like they have things going on but they have a great space and i'm happy to do a monthly

00:16:17.540 show there and sell it out or a bi-monthly or whatever but i want a weekly show where we're not

00:16:23.240 doing stand-up yeah i can just fucking have a mic like this with a crowd and just be like what's 0.90

00:16:28.700 going on and we just fuck around on these kind of mics and we're just like sitting at a table we're 0.99

00:16:33.820 like who's this fucking loser and we just say shit like that we make fun of each other and armin's here 0.99

00:16:38.920 and we just joke around and we just have a great time we drink you know what i mean the audience 0.99

00:16:44.140 drinks we drink we smoke we so we're working on that kind of thing too um that'd be sick but before

00:16:50.580 we get into more about about uh here i have uh everything i saw it on twitter uh new york did

00:16:56.100 an actual ben bank is parody mayor uh they're spending 20 million dollars a month to house

00:17:00.140 migrants on randalls island i saw that 20 million a month baby 20 million a month to me when i hear

00:17:08.820 20 million a month i just i don't care what it's being spent on it gets me excited 3 000 migrants 0.94

00:17:15.920 and tents 3 000 migrants 20 million dollars a month like it sounds like the best mr beast video

00:17:22.520 doesn't it 300 migrants one tent 20 million a month

00:17:29.900 mr beast is going to murder people from other countries for money

00:17:38.900 i think we're moving towards that i mean we are definitely moving towards mr beast 0.99

00:17:44.680 one day just going we are going to actually kill people in this video 0.81

00:17:47.460 they have signed a waiver we've hired lawyers they've talked to the county sheriff's office 0.97

00:17:53.860 we are going to take people's lives in this video and the winner is going to get 10 million

00:17:58.800 we're not far away from that but we also are not far away from

00:18:04.140 our country is not existing because we're spending 20 million dollars a month

00:18:08.620 to house migrants

00:18:11.660 on an island i mean which if you're epstein that's cheap you know i mean 20 million a month

00:18:19.840 3 000 underage girls

00:18:21.260 the profit i should have got migrants my underage girls they were they were needy 1.00

00:18:29.600 they needed gucci um that's the sad part too like all these migrants they're not even getting 1.00

00:18:36.080 designer goods 20 million dollars a month what's 20 million divided by 3 000

00:18:40.980 um

00:18:43.380 like 600 and dollars 67 yeah like two-thirds of a what that's it

00:18:52.400 600 000 new fancy phone

00:18:56.860 what do you do 300 divided by well 20 million right or 3 000 20 million divided by 3 000

00:19:04.920 right a million divided by a thousand is i mean new york state is like competing with

00:19:12.440 canada to be communist like it's really creepy

00:19:15.880 same with california like they just want to be communist so bad they see what canada is doing

00:19:21.200 they're like well we should do that we should get you know the americans in the states were like 0.96

00:19:27.740 it costs a hundred thousand dollars to get my fucking leg fixed because i fell off the thing 0.95

00:19:33.420 like do they realize that that's actually kind of cheap in a way because like in the states you can 0.99

00:19:40.620 just get a loan for a hundred thousand dollars like this and pay like a hundred bucks a month

00:19:45.160 you know what i mean like you're paying a hundred bucks a month because you broke your leg

00:19:50.540 i'm paying six hundred bucks a month because i might break my leg and if i never do i'm still

00:19:59.340 paying six hundred dollars a month at least in the states you're not like and okay if you have

00:20:02.620 insurance you're paying into that or if you work at a company they pay into it but like bro the idea

00:20:07.780 that in canada you over 50 percent of your income is taxed to pay for not just health care but roads

00:20:15.560 and fire and okay fire and police and ambulance how do they pay for that first of all the ambulance

00:20:21.700 is they charge you like if you money like if you get fucking in need an ambulance they charge you 0.88

00:20:31.020 but what do they oh if they have the ambulance the homeless guy who they charge the government but 0.98

00:20:35.740 it's like it's it's so fucking retarded so and you're but you're i'm paying taxes to still pay 0.99

00:20:41.920 for a fucking you know a fucking hospital uber that's triple the fucking price like uber should 1.00

00:20:49.400 just have uber ambulance at that point i should just be able to pick an ambulance on uber and go help 1.00

00:20:54.380 40 bucks like why am i calling it why am i calling 9-1-1 um to to pay here it's not even that expensive

00:21:02.980 like it's probably like from here to the closest thing probably like under 300 bucks i guess and

00:21:08.380 it's in the states it'd be like 3 000 yeah it's also like but it's relative but but because their

00:21:13.760 governments aren't supporting and taxing their citizens to pay for these services in the same way

00:21:19.760 but like also you can't have people frivolently call ambulances like there has to be right get

00:21:25.100 some fees even just like these you know people with like hyper anxiety you're just like always

00:21:29.140 calling it but i'm just right but i'm just saying that in the states that people are like it's

00:21:32.840 so expensive oh if i get cancer it's a million dollars so yeah but you get the best care i'd

00:21:38.140 rather pay a million dollars and survive than then pay all my taxes and then have uh you know and then

00:21:44.780 die yeah if you got something like rare and aggressive you want to be in the states 50 percent

00:21:50.160 of people in canada who like are have like like those types of illnesses and are in hospitals die in 0.98

00:21:57.820 can yeah because there's not enough doctors the doctors who are there don't really give a shit they're 0.99

00:22:02.640 not really no no they give a shit it's not that they give a shit but they don't it's the entire 0.99

00:22:06.860 system it's not like in the states where you pay it pay for that yeah and we're set up on like a 0.99

00:22:10.520 triage system where doctors sort of like have to ration out and give in like fill in spots

00:22:15.860 daniel's jewish so he understands he's really that's where that's where the system is broken

00:22:19.820 like we we have limited amount of stuff that doctors can only give out right because the system

00:22:24.360 has limits because it's like federally spent and like it's right we're in the states it's like i want

00:22:28.780 this someone will get it from you for the system so that's where like the shortages come in if you

00:22:33.240 have something rare or aggressive right it doesn't really come into canada early so if you want

00:22:38.400 something new it's only americans who are like trying it out and oh you mean the the medication

00:22:43.820 medication like it's all the thing like i get that and but my point is yeah exactly but anyway

00:22:48.260 my point what is my point your point we're talking about 20 million dollars a month to house 0.98

00:22:53.940 3 000 migrants is fucking stupid okay but the reason like and i i i don't even know like it's 0.99

00:23:02.040 it's preposterous beyond belief i think canada is probably doing worse than that but we don't 1.00

00:23:07.200 really have migrants in tents for some reason do we we don't really have we do well that was not

00:23:12.440 like oh yeah no but we aren't we're starting we're just letting them live in a street or in hotels we

00:23:17.700 have this like eventually like what canada has done is they've taken every shitty hotel 0.92

00:23:23.880 that you that they shut down during covid right and you know every comfort in where there's hookers 1.00

00:23:29.060 and blow is now migrants and homeless and natives they also have the natives at them so the natives 0.75

00:23:35.900 are allowed to stay right now there's some legislation where natives are basically allowed to stay in any

00:23:40.260 hotel and i think it's canada but in ontario at least for free and then they show like their id and

00:23:48.680 they get it for free and i don't i think they have to like say they're escaping the wildfires or

00:23:53.000 something um getting away from the wildfires well i'm sure there's some sort of like relocation

00:23:59.280 like thing that the government hands out right if you have to leave your home you can get

00:24:03.800 yeah i get that but then they also have homeless people living there yeah and then they also have

00:24:09.660 migrants so any hotel experience you have in canada unless if you're not paying i know somebody who 0.92

00:24:15.460 paid 700 a night and the fucking fire alarms going off because 700 a night now is like a cheap hotel in a 1.00

00:24:21.820 big city in canada where you don't want to have shit going like you don't want to have fucking 0.99

00:24:27.160 half the hotel is migrants yeah a 300 hotel in canada right now in any city has migrants in it 0.99

00:24:34.100 which are you a racist because you don't want migrants no because a lot of them are ukrainians so 0.53

00:24:38.840 they're white so it's not necessarily racism is it like can you be racist against other whites 0.95

00:24:43.120 i guess you can't no but it's also like um it's ridiculous when hotels have like you know 0.74

00:24:47.380 people living there like using it like it like you see it's not like it takes away from the hotel

00:24:52.440 experience like you're also like you know it's weird when you have like just a migrant community 1.00

00:24:56.300 and a government setup like mixed in with a hotel it's just

00:24:59.820 uncomfortable canada is falling apart and places like new york and california want to implement those 0.94

00:25:09.320 shitty policies and washington state and probably a few others they want to implement these shitty 0.98

00:25:14.180 policies that canada does and they don't realize how fucking much canadians are suffering 0.99

00:25:21.560 every day now i see multiple videos of usually white women not just white women that's actually not true 0.98

00:25:32.260 every day i see multiple videos of people in canada crying a lot of them are white women 0.95

00:25:39.160 crying about how poor they are and i mean they're in a car and they have a home and their kids go to

00:25:48.380 school but and they eat food every day because they're most of them are obese but they're still sad

00:25:56.640 that they don't have enough money they also spend about four hundred dollars a week on you know going 0.93

00:26:00.840 to dollarama and just putting shit in their basement but they're sad and they go to you know mcdonald's 0.99

00:26:08.280 every day and twice a day and they have timmy's and then they fucking have another coffee and then 0.98

00:26:13.080 they treat themselves with a starbucks but anyway that's everybody's right everybody should have the 0.68

00:26:18.500 right to have a starbucks every day that should be like you know how the natives get a free hotel 1.00

00:26:23.120 i want whites to get a free starbucks every day i think that's fair if the natives get free hotels 1.00

00:26:28.500 as a white individual i expect free caramel macchiato on the house once a day to help to help trudeau can

00:26:39.280 do that for us he's done the uh the the child daycare rebate benefit he's done the grocery benefit he's done

00:26:49.800 the all kinds of benefits i want the starbucks benefit for whites only okay justin i want a starbucks

00:26:57.580 every day for free on the house thank you canada that's how i'll stay in this country no but every

00:27:03.160 day there's videos of women crying and saying they can't afford to live in canada and it's very sad

00:27:09.140 and you know they have kids and they're leaving some of them are leaving a lot of people are leaving

00:27:14.400 the countries today i saw a video of a chinese guy being like like like he made a tiktok of trudeau

00:27:19.480 being like this is the best country in the world and then it cuts to him he's like oh really best at

00:27:24.520 what every day you make it worse justin trudeau and he's cool but he's and he would probably laugh 0.99

00:27:30.840 at my jokes but i like your accent not perfect but very funny also fuck trudeau i don't like it 0.93

00:27:36.100 right like people who's actually the people who's i'm making fun of who have this accent actually a lot 0.98

00:27:41.000 of them hate trudeau so because they hate they come from communist china and they know communist 0.94

00:27:45.120 china now all the white fucking people are communist and i'm not saying all of like because and i have 0.98

00:27:49.820 a lot i want to touch on something remind me to talk about my right wing fans who are mad at me 1.00

00:27:54.280 okay or something okay but my right wing white with mostly female white fans that are mad at me 1.00

00:28:00.160 i'm always pissing off with it doesn't matter what their political views are 0.86

00:28:04.320 or where they live if they live with me or not um the point that i'm trying to make here

00:28:15.160 is that what is the point what was i talking about you told me to think about right wing

00:28:21.380 women fans and viewers that are mad yeah but before that what was i saying um

00:28:27.060 something chinese oh yeah no the people the chinese people make videos to because they want to 0.99

00:28:33.620 leave this country that's not good like even in america they had a thing like when trump got in 0.96

00:28:42.080 yeah and people were whining and going i'm moving to canada fuck this but it wasn't like it wasn't 0.98

00:28:47.720 like here's me at the airport i'm sorry america i used to love that but trump it's not even that so 0.98

00:28:52.920 racist that i had to the but it's not that it's that they it's not that those americans who wanted

00:28:58.140 to leave because of trump had no money and they had no ends uh you know they couldn't make ends

00:29:03.400 meet like they just were like i hate this guy i'm leaving the canadians that are leaving canada 0.93

00:29:08.660 aren't just like i hate trudeau i'm leaving they're like i can't fucking afford my my mortgage payment 0.90

00:29:15.120 is going up 40 percent next year my like no questions asked so i'm paying thirty three thousand 0.89

00:29:21.880 dollars a month now you're paying what's 40 percent more of that like 4 400 or something

00:29:27.600 like an extra 1500 bucks or like so like 1100 bucks like so that's like for something for a lot

00:29:35.760 of people that's just totally insane that you your mortgage payment goes up so 0.93

00:29:39.700 you know that's a fucking crazy reason to leave a country that's a way crazier reason than i don't 0.98

00:29:47.340 like this guy he's mean he says crazy stuff he's i don't like trump yeah um the the people are not 1.00

00:29:53.800 just like i fucked there are people who are like fuck trudeau and they left a lot those people left 0.99

00:29:57.300 a long time ago by the way a long time ago they're in mexico right now yeah um but the the people who 1.00

00:30:04.500 fucking are just out of their goddamn rhymes right now because they have no money and and and i don't 0.96

00:30:11.520 blame them good leave i want to leave i'm trying to leave this is communism i mean you know with the 0.99

00:30:20.880 benefits of being a capitalist country pretty much up until kind of covid or maybe a couple years before 0.98

00:30:30.460 covid you know so we still have a lot of people with money and stuff but they're being fucked over 0.80

00:30:36.400 but there's but they've basically convinced the older generation of people with money to just go 0.99

00:30:41.200 look you got your money you had your house you're gonna die we're gonna tax the shit out of your kids 0.99

00:30:47.540 we're gonna tax the shit out of your kids because there's nothing you can do give us more money and 1.00

00:30:52.280 and they kind of laid down and let that happen like i feel like a lot of boomers even the even the 0.99

00:30:58.500 outspoken ones they're not doing a lot to uh save the country now here i'll get into why a lot of my

00:31:05.160 female right wing fans got mad at me because on the real toronto news podcast i said that i thought

00:31:12.720 that the majority uh i don't even i said that more like not a lot of women stood up against covid 0.93

00:31:21.720 and the women who stood up against covid were offended because they're like hey i stood up against it yeah 0.99

00:31:27.760 what are you talking about you're a piece of shit one woman actually said something i'll pull it up here 1.00

00:31:32.560 i want to read it to you it's actually pretty funny um that she texted me this um or not texted 1.00

00:31:39.580 me but wrote it on my commented it baked freshly it says this ass backwards statement literally made 0.75

00:31:49.720 me unfollow ben banks apostrophe s she didn't spell my name correctly i was probably one of his biggest 0.99

00:31:56.540 supporters and now he's just a waste of garbage fat man space definitely a speg 0.99

00:32:02.400 so what's a speg i i don't know somebody wants to get pegged i was thinking maybe that's what it was 0.92

00:32:12.040 maybe um i got nothing but listen the point you're making is the point that ladies if you okay you're 0.98

00:32:21.340 that that woman's definitely in her 30s okay like a lot of the women who stood up to covid and went to

00:32:26.020 the marches and shit they're in their 30s 40s 50s not a lot of 20 year old biddies you know from

00:32:35.360 toronto or from calgary or from edmonton i'm talking those girls were a lot of them against it but a lot 0.98

00:32:42.160 of them got the stuff not a lot of them were willing to yeah lose their jobs yes there was the nurses but

00:32:49.160 they weren't in their 20s the ones that were losing their jobs they were in their 30s and no

00:32:52.660 there were a lot of heroic women i guess what i should have said was young young women specifically

00:32:57.540 but that's what i meant because we were talking on the real toronto news podcast and i'm talking about

00:33:02.820 if you go to a university and there's that's listen yeah you're right like when young women show up to 1.00

00:33:10.100 a movement like it creates it where it can like become more social and like it's a thing like all like

00:33:14.920 when the media like picks up a big movement and like there's like the women's march or whatever like

00:33:18.740 elm young women jumped on that bandwagon because if young women young women were also on the bandwagon 0.95

00:33:24.520 of you know the trans thing and the and pro vaccine whatever because if some more young

00:33:30.720 like that the young guys would have all been like where these like angry women are coming at 1.00

00:33:34.780 you know at me and being like you don't know what you're talking about but it's like okay you're

00:33:39.060 kind of a diamond in the rough here like you're kind of one of a kind like there's not that many women 1.00

00:33:46.020 that are like out of all the women in the country i'm not talking about covered i'm not talking about 0.76

00:33:50.960 yeah i'm not talking about women as in like oh you're a woman and then your friend's a woman and 0.99

00:34:00.500 both of you are against it so that means that all you have no idea how many fucking women there are 0.98

00:34:05.140 that were either oblivious or against it is that what were you going to say you covered that i covered 0.97

00:34:11.720 like i've covered i covered the convo shit i've covered other marches i've covered the james top 0.82

00:34:15.540 thing like i've yeah there's more men at these things than women and i know a lot of women who 1.00

00:34:19.820 stood up and did great and like like i have friends who i'm not yeah but it's they're taking it

00:34:24.420 personally because they're women but also women do and and the rate of women that appear it's directly 1.00

00:34:30.560 scaled by age like the frequency of women of course you see these things like directly scales by age

00:34:35.020 at the older things it becomes more gender balanced um right uh like there's like the old

00:34:41.540 people there's more women right yes but that's because the men are all dead no no i'm talking like

00:34:49.400 50 60 like still out there like once you get still it gets no and die in their 40s and 50s and women 0.99

00:34:54.820 also get more political after they have kids right it's a well-known but i get and also the women with 1.00

00:35:01.440 kids that stood up were like i was a mama bear and i stood up and i get it and you're from a small

00:35:07.000 town so a lot of your friends also stood up but big cities where the majority of people live did not

00:35:13.020 have the majority there were no single young available women trying taking a stance saying hey 1.00

00:35:18.460 we believe in something here to make all the young men go oh fuck yeah there's girls who don't i'll take 0.82

00:35:23.300 off the mask but you saw like groups of like teenage boys but even 35 year old like even at the beginning 0.96

00:35:28.500 of like there was women of every age group and it was hard to find anyone like i remember i was on

00:35:36.100 tinder at one point during the pandemic i know it's sad but a lot of people were and every girl was

00:35:42.920 just like oh my god no like i couldn't oh i could meet up at a park and stand six feet and i have to 0.99

00:35:48.900 wear a mask like ask any guy any guy that was trying to get pussy during the pandemic it was fucking 1.00

00:35:54.620 fucked up unless you were like super rich and you had like a mansion you could just bring bitches 1.00

00:35:59.000 there and you could have hang out with those types of bitches that were like i'm i don't give a shit 1.00

00:36:02.980 but a lot of the a lot of the girls who went out during the pandemic and got laid and got put a dick 1.00

00:36:07.820 and you know smoked weed with people and shared joints and didn't give a shit they um still got the 0.98

00:36:16.180 vaccine you know what i mean like they still followed the rules to like they didn't follow them 0.77

00:36:21.460 for their own benefit but they still societally were like okay well i'll fall in line but i'm

00:36:27.420 still gonna sneak out here and here well for a lot of people it was like we'll get the vaccine then

00:36:31.160 it's over right covet is real it's a disease it wasn't the bubonic plague we shouldn't been locked

00:36:34.820 down that long but people if you get it you could sneeze and you could cough and you can feel like 0.94

00:36:38.600 shit for a while and then this guy's gonna get me too monetized but like and then the jews 0.96

00:36:44.380 it was the jewish space lasers yeah the jewish space lasers forcing the females inside but anyway 1.00

00:36:50.460 i wanted to address that because you know these i like when people are like i was your biggest fan 0.99

00:36:55.940 and it's like oh yeah were you on patreon yeah how much money did you give me on patreon none fuck you 0.89

00:37:02.260 folks support me on patreon support ben bankus support the bankers show support me getting a 0.78

00:37:13.760 studio because right now you guys have no idea how long it takes to set up these podcasts when we don't

00:37:18.440 have a proper studio we're moving around we're doing it out my place for a bit and then it's too loud

00:37:23.680 with the kid and the dogs and the shit and so we gotta go to somebody else's place and then you know 0.88

00:37:30.400 they have their own life to live and our goal is to get a dedicated studio by the end of this year 0.68

00:37:37.920 2023 there's four months left in this year and it's up to you guys my life and your lives because you

00:37:46.160 are my fans and my content benefits you could be changed overnight all i need is like maybe a thousand

00:37:55.480 two thousand people to join patreon and it's over it's literally over um

00:38:01.860 yeah like we'll be able to afford a little studio space it's like tucked away i'll be able to get my

00:38:10.520 computer fixed because it had an unfortunate falling on the ground accident and uh i'll be able to

00:38:17.520 you know get six more monitors and look like i'm day trading um no but seriously buy high

00:38:24.620 pilot got second camera i mean none of this shit's cheap the camera that this is being filmed on was 0.87

00:38:28.560 like two grand the lens was like a grand um the people know studio equipment's expensive this mic's 0.94

00:38:36.760 six hundred dollars the camera that boardman's on that's a three hundred dollar camera um it's not

00:38:44.140 good enough we need him to have another we need another three thousand dollar get either way

00:38:48.600 it helps a lot we do a weekly bonus podcast you're gonna watch it it's gonna make you laugh 0.96

00:38:56.680 we say the craziest fucking shit on there we get armin and daniel and me and we're literally just out of 0.99

00:39:01.660 our minds being racist and stupid and dumb and you know for entertainment quality for entertainment 1.00

00:39:09.580 purposes and there's also i've been posting little rants on patreon like i actually am about to post one 0.99

00:39:16.020 and you also get like an 11 minute rant so it's like if you like this if you like this type of

00:39:20.340 content or you just you also throw up some of the second best sketches like if we do an earlier

00:39:24.840 chow or something and there's a bunch of takes sometimes the second best you should put the

00:39:28.160 second best on patreon so you can see the the process of like which some people might find funnier

00:39:33.000 right so you might you might find fun that fun especially if you're like actually a fan of mine

00:39:36.300 you'll find that funnier well yeah but it's just a really easy way to like blow me up too like

00:39:42.320 if everybody starts joining patreon it blows me up because now i'm high more high profile because

00:39:47.960 i'm making more money like it's really so yeah it's industry leverage you can rent out more theaters

00:39:53.680 you can rent out better things you have more time to plan right if we have a stuff then like we could

00:39:57.580 plan a tour and actually get to these places because we have money and we could have like you know

00:40:02.480 secure deposits and make it so people can't you wouldn't have to sleep in the same bed as armin

00:40:06.500 don't take that away from not the that's all i have um so but yeah no it's super simple takes

00:40:16.520 like five seconds patreon.com slash ben bank is some people go on patreon and then they search

00:40:21.300 ben bank is and they can't i should like change it from but like it is because it's explicit content

00:40:27.440 so you can't search ben bank is on patreon but the link is in my bio on instagram it's it's if you go

00:40:33.380 to ben bank is.com you click patreon it'll take you right there this video it's patreon.com slash

00:40:38.820 ben bank is the link is in this video in the uh thing so um yeah man that's that's that's really

00:40:47.340 how you support us and if you don't have money follow on all the like instagram twitter facebook

00:40:51.820 share my shit honestly you know what else really helps guys if you're still listening subscribe i know 0.99

00:40:56.100 you are because you guys want to suck my dick um and we're holding you at gunpoint and uh so i i know 0.99

00:41:03.180 about that so i what would really help me is if you take a video of you watching this on like your 1.00

00:41:10.640 tv or your laptop or a video of you um listening to this in the car and when at a funny part you take 0.98

00:41:19.840 a little video you put that on your instagram story you tag me i share it people on your shit see it 0.97

00:41:26.060 i share it they see that that's sick they want to listen they want to make videos too and get shared 1.00

00:41:31.460 and shown on my story and i get that and that's that's how you do it so fucking tell people you're 0.98

00:41:37.000 listening shout it from the rooftops if you are a listener um make videos if your account's private 0.98

00:41:42.640 so you can't share the story fucking send it to me or make another account that's not private and 0.99

00:41:49.020 with a zero followers and sure i don't give a fuck but i'm sure a lot of you psychopaths have a lot 0.99

00:41:55.040 of those accounts that's the funny thing too like my my fucking fans act like they're so high and 0.99

00:42:02.100 mighty and then just like when the liberals come and they're like you don't even have any followers 0.99

00:42:06.480 burner account fucking piece of shit and then the second i get they get mad at me they like turn 1.00

00:42:11.300 around with the burner accounts like this guy's a fat fucking piece of shit he's not even conservative 1.00

00:42:16.160 bro but i shouldn't have to be conservative that's not my job you're not i am but but i'm also like 1.00

00:42:23.740 are you i'm philosophically pretty liberal but like i'm vote conservative and i like i you know

00:42:30.820 if anyone's listened to any of my opinions on you know the carbon tax or anything you know it's not 0.85

00:42:35.980 like i'm gonna vote for justin sure i think they're all idiots but what were some of the other things 1.00

00:42:40.940 that um oh yeah the shitting the indians shitting on the beaches was funny talking about um that stuff 1.00

00:42:48.220 that went pretty viral they apparently got a shit ton of just for that because it's like it's one of those 0.99

00:42:52.920 things that everyone's like it's happening and you look and uh huh but like no one can like

00:42:56.360 you know what i felt bad about though we know there's a fix it's for everyone to be like 0.99

00:43:00.000 yo what the fuck is this you know what i felt bad about though is so i put that shit out and then rtn 0.98

00:43:07.780 put that out yeah and then the news news came out of this like indian guy or like pakistani guy 0.99

00:43:14.900 in owen sound in ontario that got the shit kicked out of him by two white guys outside of his own 0.52

00:43:22.740 restaurant because they didn't pay the bill and then they shared a picture of them and they literally 0.74

00:43:27.120 just like i'm like i'm pretty sure those guys were lined up to get a human monkey hybrid shirt signed

00:43:32.340 by ben bankus i'm like i'm pretty sure my fans are now doing hate crimes on the streets

00:43:40.140 which i'm joking i don't know if they actually were but the when you look at the picture you're

00:43:45.540 like hey is that i think i saw those guys in bob cajun

00:43:48.460 because somebody did write an email i have to post that one that was really funny about

00:43:55.540 they're like people have been going around yelling at chinese people going

00:43:59.520 did you do you remember that email yeah someone said that yeah i remember that email yeah on the

00:44:06.940 street yeah an email to yuck yuck saying that i was causing like actual harm because people were

00:44:13.540 going around downtown toronto and going up to chinese people going

00:44:16.220 this is the most unconfirmed that's i don't think i don't know that's like that would have made the

00:44:23.560 news that would have been like hate crime central like we'd have a talk and like because they want

00:44:27.500 to do the anti-asian hate would have a talk you and me no like the news like the toronto thing like

00:44:31.820 oh we're so racist asians are getting harassed we're terrible and it'd be white people doing it

00:44:36.460 so like oh thank god we could talk about this it would be all my fans it would actually be that 0.78

00:44:40.560 like it'd be kind of good don't do it stop fans don't don't try and create a racial incident to

00:44:46.640 help ben bank is his career stop thank you yeah that'd be so bad every racial attack that happens 0.97

00:44:55.280 the anti-hate network would be like his friend they would be fucking down your throat oh my god 0.98

00:45:00.600 do not do that guys we are joking it is funny to joke it is funny look like my pants 0.99

00:45:07.160 it's not funny when they do it in a human monkey

00:45:10.300 if you have ben bank is merchandise do not wear it to do a hate crime please app for two people

00:45:19.300 with a shirt that says i don't like it but it's actually so sad that um that that happened i like

00:45:26.960 smell burning i'm worried that my laptop's like on fire i'm gonna have to turn that i know that

00:45:30.200 noise it's the loudest laptop ever i know this is another reason that we need you guys to support us

00:45:35.740 so i can the laptop broke and it gets really hot and this is the only thing i i'm literally

00:45:42.480 recording i'm editing my entire comedy special by myself on this laptop broken laptop that's

00:45:48.140 another reason that you need a monitor to connect because i need a monitor yes um so same thing and

00:45:53.160 also supporting me on patreon supports everything that i do so yeah you basically have a desktop

00:45:57.860 computer and we're gonna do another uh our podcast this week for you guys on patreon where we don't

00:46:03.740 talk about signing up for patreon yeah that's the benefit that's the benefit whereas this one

00:46:09.960 we push it because that's how we make money but yeah i like smell burning i'm worried it's this 0.73

00:46:16.720 fucking laptop jesus christ i'm gonna look back on this podcast one day some fans gonna come up to 0.93

00:46:25.000 me and be like remember the podcast where your laptop caught on fire handle filming boardman at 720 0.99

00:46:30.480 p but yeah the real toronto news thing was cool as shit and you know i want i mean obviously i want

00:46:43.140 to be a household name i'm not gonna lie to you guys this is what i'm trying to do i'm not trying 0.98

00:46:46.860 to got hoop dreams i'm not trying to fuck around here man i'm trying to do crazy shit and you know 0.99

00:46:53.180 they tell people not don't tell people your goals because you wasted on them and yeah i don't want to 0.99

00:46:57.320 tell you guys all my goals but the real ones the real fans know that big shit's gonna pop off um 0.85

00:47:03.760 and it's up to you like it's not really up it's up to me i gotta be funny but that's i mean that's not 0.91

00:47:08.760 gonna go away i all i have to do is stay alive keep going to the gym working out saunas eating right

00:47:15.500 that's the shit i got you know obviously writing recording editing booking my own shows managing 0.98

00:47:24.340 um doing all that shit travel accommodations driving myself like we're gonna do to ottawa 0.99

00:47:31.920 um so that's just that's just my part of the bargain is i'm gonna stay alive for you guys 0.73

00:47:40.000 as hard as i can i'm gonna try to stay alive i'm gonna work out i'm going to um you know

00:47:47.580 i'm gonna work on myself i'm gonna find myself make myself happy that's important for comedy too

00:47:57.440 can't be completely miserable a lot of people think you have to be miserable to do comedy it's 0.57

00:48:01.420 not no that's stupid i mean there is there is an aspect no you have to be able to make light of 0.92

00:48:06.580 misery and find the humor in it but you don't have to be miserable the entire time no and you have to 0.99

00:48:12.680 be able to have i think you have to have gone through miserable times or understand misery

00:48:18.660 and and understand trauma as a comedian because you're connecting people people are traumatized

00:48:29.220 most people have been through a lot of trauma a lot of my fans you know have been through crazy

00:48:34.040 shit in their lives breakups you know separations uh losing their jobs a lot of fans who you know

00:48:42.160 didn't get didn't a lot of the guys sorry ladies the guys who didn't get the vax or lost their job 0.92

00:48:48.540 um obviously there's girls that did that too women girls even my younger fans if you're a young fan 0.98

00:48:56.880 of mine you're going through some shit if you're listening to my shit yeah you know what i mean you 0.99

00:49:02.040 don't have even even my young fans or my old fans who have money who like my shit are going through 0.99

00:49:10.020 some shit have been through some shit um yeah you know what i mean like there are people with money 0.97

00:49:14.840 out there who are woke because they grew up with money and they don't really know this they don't 0.99

00:49:20.640 really have real trauma so their trauma becomes you know i saw what's happening with george floyd

00:49:28.080 uh you know they're or i saw what's happening with the migrants oh my god it's traumatic it's 1.00

00:49:34.580 traumatic oh the migrants in the tents where are they shitting oh my god they have to shit at a 1.00

00:49:39.960 mcdonald's oh that's so awful that's not fucking trauma that's made up i mean if you are the 1.00

00:49:46.180 fucking migrant that's trauma yeah that's traumatic but they're they're having a good time going oh i'm 0.99

00:49:51.080 so loving can it die so fun um no i don't know if they're doing that they're having a bad time 1.00

00:49:56.160 they're making tiktos going please get me back to nigeria this is so bad um so

00:50:01.580 that's made up trauma people who have even if you grew up with money but you had like 0.96

00:50:10.060 fucked up parents that broke up or you know the split was bad or you know and then you know you 0.88

00:50:16.480 had money and bad relationships there's something that you don't have to have money though like 0.98

00:50:21.880 obviously but i'm just saying trauma money affects trauma's effect on you you know what i mean like

00:50:31.640 if you have if you're a millionaire and you experience the same traumatic event as somebody

00:50:36.200 who has no money it's you are going to get through it better like assuming that you want to get better

00:50:45.180 and you want to spend money to feel better but even just i can get go get a 400 massage or i can go get a 0.85

00:50:51.300 fucking you know i can go get a gym membership at the best gym and and work out with the best 0.99

00:50:57.200 trainers and get you know like that shit helps with trauma and so does listening to the bank of show and 1.00

00:51:02.460 and and understanding that everybody's going through some shit everybody has different views everybody 0.99

00:51:08.400 has different ideas and and and it's okay to listen to the bank of show and not just doom scroll 0.90

00:51:16.120 on your phone and just like feel a feeling of cathartic relief that yes people are going through 1.00

00:51:24.400 shit yes life is hard yes shit is fucked up yes the government's fucked up yes society's fucked up yes 1.00

00:51:31.680 women are fucked up yes men are fucked up let's talk about it let's not hold each other to a standard 1.00

00:51:38.940 of well he said this one thing and that's good you're talking comment down below what the fuck 1.00

00:51:45.980 you think you know that's the point of this shit we're this is a communicative thing that we do this 0.99

00:51:52.820 is our coolest in my opinion this is our coolest content and that's why in some ways it gets the 0.97

00:51:57.940 least views or has in the past you know not necessarily the clips on instagram but the podcast as a whole

00:52:04.440 we're doing a thousand to two thousand listens a week that's with youtube and spotify podcast this 0.97

00:52:12.400 podcast should be getting 50 100 000 views an episode everybody in canada needs to listen to this shit 1.00

00:52:18.920 who has their head on straight who is driving from their fucking job to their fucking house and when they 1.00

00:52:26.320 get home they're stressed they have anxiety over money they have anxiety over their fucking kids and 1.00

00:52:31.320 their fucking wife and their bullshit or you're a woman and you're driving home you have anxiety 1.00

00:52:35.620 about your husband your kids you don't have kids you're a woman you have a cat you're anxious about 1.00

00:52:40.560 your cat i don't know what the fuck people just want to hear someone finally talk about the things 0.99

00:52:44.520 everyone's thinking and cathartic to hear a conversation about the stuff that you've been thinking about but 0.99

00:52:49.720 no one else wants to fucking talk about in life and that's what the banker shows for you need to 0.99

00:52:54.920 what are some of those things though indian shitting on the beaches oh yeah you can't you can't just yeah 1.00

00:53:00.720 you want to go what are we gonna what's what should we talk about right now that's controversial i feel 0.99

00:53:04.200 like we haven't been controversial enough controversial enough i mean maybe we need to think of

00:53:10.560 if you guys have questions that's that's that's what you should be writing in the comments i like

00:53:17.960 this doesn't feel good have you seen the chudeau was headlining giving a headlining speech at a

00:53:22.580 fundraiser and they showed the attendance and it's you know one-tenth of a bank's audience what is it how

00:53:27.700 many people um like you could count them that's crazy that trudeau is literally performing for

00:53:35.200 the amount of people that open micers perform i counted 15 in this particular picture angle which

00:53:41.940 shows near the stage there could be more in the back but dude justin trudeau is a dictator there is

00:53:51.360 no questions asked he is attempting to dictate our lives he's he wants to change the fabric of canada 0.99

00:54:01.000 not only ethnically not only fucking ideologically not only uh fucking financially uh you know fucking 0.99

00:54:11.400 sexually uh you know uh scientifically uh mathematically every fucking lee that exists 0.99

00:54:20.840 trudeau is trying to change his country and make it into a fucking place that nobody wants to be 0.99

00:54:28.080 he's a dictator without a dictatorship but the second part's been slowly changed over his 0.97

00:54:32.860 to be closer and closer to you know a dictatorship the longer trudeau's in power he has a dictator 0.97

00:54:39.200 impulses i screened out of snc lavalin and you look at all the scandals it's fucking crazy but no 0.89

00:54:43.100 one would cover it in canada or they cover it for five minutes and then focus on the snc lavalin

00:54:47.900 thing by the way that's something that happened a while ago but it was basically that there's a 0.98

00:54:51.740 canadian company snc lavalin it's like a construction engineering company and they built a bunch of shit

00:54:57.060 for libya well they had contracts with omar gaddafi like moammar or whatever god afi and there was 0.98

00:55:04.900 some some pretty dark fucked up shit but anyway contracts yeah he got away with that he got away 0.94

00:55:10.180 with a bunch of stuff he's planning if he has to leave what happens there's like a power struggle 1.00

00:55:17.420 that's how you know it's a dictatorship or like the forming of one when you have that bitch up there 1.00

00:55:22.640 that fucking christia freeland she looks like female uh she looks like the female 1.00

00:55:30.600 guy from shrek what's lord farquad she looks like the female lord farquad christia freeland 0.99

00:55:39.840 she does get off lord farquad vibes here i'll do this for the clip christia freeland the deputy

00:55:45.820 prime minister of canada looks like a female lord farquad she is a small german midget ukrainian 1.00

00:55:55.920 midget her grandfather was some sort of nazi i don't like her trudeau's trying to like she's 1.00

00:56:03.420 trying to fight to she wants control of the country she's a fucking 1.00

00:56:07.340 she is not a fan of democracy as much as she says she is if tomorrow she could change that and go no 1.00

00:56:18.200 more conservatives no more conservative beliefs all of that shit's illegal i'm in charge nobody else is 0.99

00:56:24.480 she would do it and that should scare the shit out of everybody in this fucking country way more than 1.00

00:56:31.260 anything way more than the gay agenda at the schools and what not that that's not scary too 0.99

00:56:39.320 but i'm saying she is the one that could make that forever you know what i mean like she and trudeau

00:56:46.720 they are want to talk conspiracy theories what do they do every day conspire that's they have 0.99

00:56:54.280 meetings every day what are we gonna do how are we how are we gonna fuck them today how are we gonna 0.96

00:56:58.540 get more money how are we gonna send more money to ukraine what's that do for us what's the leverage 0.99

00:57:03.160 what how do we stay in power how do we fuck over pierre paulia so that he doesn't get power how do we 0.87

00:57:09.980 make sure that we like it's so how do we secure contracts for more out of power and it's on every 0.99

00:57:15.660 level in canada all the prevent provinces everything it's a very corrupt country very that we are

00:57:20.660 pretending like is not corrupt because we have freedom of expression that nobody wants to use

00:57:25.560 except me and maybe a couple other people making jokes and other than that it's illegal basically so

00:57:30.480 you can't really like or you know if you're a journalist and you ask tough questions like doug ford got

00:57:36.220 asked a tough question the other day what oh that's a nasty question you can't say that that's 0.95

00:57:40.700 dictator shit they came after sam cooper the guy who broke the whole china thing like he ended up 0.98

00:57:44.580 that they friggin were they launched all these lawsuits against him from the party and like just 0.99

00:57:49.440 came after him and like global let go he started his own thing but like he was the big guy who did 0.94

00:57:54.060 the china stuff and like he got screwed over and we're not outraged as a country like well because

00:57:58.900 most of the country and and even these these women who are mad at me on on real toronto news or 1.00

00:58:05.180 whatever i used to follow ben bankers and then i found out that he said that not really that 1.00

00:58:10.500 many women stood up shut up those women are on fucking crack who's ever said that fucking dumb 1.00

00:58:16.820 bitch but listen not enough women stood up not enough men stood up not enough people stood up but 1.00

00:58:26.400 the if women stood up men stand up if men women don't stand up the men go oh i don't know i don't 1.00

00:58:33.140 want to not get pussy ever again exactly right that's how it works and that's why the government 1.00

00:58:37.520 tries to convince young pussy the pussy that everybody wants to fuck to do the popular most 1.00

00:58:43.200 woke so that if the young pussy's woke then all the guys have to be woke to get the young pussy 1.00

00:58:47.880 that is the manipulation that i was talking about on that podcast if that didn't come across that's 1.00

00:58:53.560 what the fuck it is and of the women that are mad at me that are like he's fucking not conservative 0.99

00:59:02.140 enough where were you okay you're standing up against the you know the covid stuff but you're 1.00

00:59:08.020 not standing up against the sam coopers you're not standing up against the china you're not in a 0.99

00:59:13.500 meaningful like there's a lot of you're on facebook going what the fuck and you lost some friends i'm 0.79

00:59:18.360 talking about uh how many women are petitioning and and or you know like setting up these funds and 0.94

00:59:26.960 shit to fucking sue people where is any nobody should everybody should be suing trudeau everybody 0.97

00:59:34.380 should be suing the government and nobody's crazy idea that's a crazy idea to just sue the government 1.00

00:59:39.140 though those those people are crazy i spoke to them like no not sue the government but sue there's a lot

00:59:44.000 of women who got involved and like do someone someone should be sued if china buys land of 1.00

00:59:49.920 canadian land and that's native land but we're protecting the natives but it's okay if china 1.00

00:59:54.740 buys the land what the fuck is that somebody needs to be sued for that yeah i will say when you actually 0.80

01:00:00.880 get into the nitty-gritty of like productive activists who do like hardcore political movie stuff 0.96

01:00:04.140 they're all women there's a lot there's a lot more women than of course no it's more 60 40 um the 1.00

01:00:09.800 good organizers like what do you get like there there is a good well women aren't good at complaining 1.00

01:00:14.460 about things that's good but yeah you're right like if if the if young women that's what those 0.99

01:00:19.620 women were mad at on on this is like it's like we keep them woke to keep them stupid so they don't 1.00

01:00:24.120 know anything about like the world they just know oh it's racist they know michael and they learn the 0.98

01:00:27.900 technology let's go out but they learn they learn how to like you know it's like it they learn about

01:00:32.500 the type of world that exists in hollywood movies it isn't real like but if you go to i mean i haven't

01:00:38.820 been to russia but from my understanding young russian women are pretty like i wouldn't trust i 1.00

01:00:43.980 wouldn't trust anything out of the russian and also the young russian women got a certain way 1.00

01:00:48.320 because they were under communism but the russian language is you have to kind of be more like

01:00:53.260 smarter than english english is like i don't know what name well that's freaking slang language like

01:00:59.520 you can have but every but like but russia is it's russian or even chinese like these other 0.87

01:01:05.400 languages it helps people be so i feel like english allows for so much slang because it's such

01:01:10.960 an easy like in some you know what i mean there's no feminine masculine so there's more slang like

01:01:15.940 anything can be feminine masculine you just be like your darts bricks debt i don't know that's

01:01:22.780 i don't know that's a retarded but my but no but my point is that girls who only know english and 1.00

01:01:29.960 they're 20 years old and they know no other languages and they don't have any aspirations

01:01:34.740 of you know whatever they're not going to stand up but they're the ones that we need to stay those 0.99

01:01:44.940 are the ones that in the 60s and 70s who stood up against the fucking war young women yeah young 0.79

01:01:52.240 women were there in the anti-war vietnam room yeah so a lot of successful student women yeah but it's 1.00

01:01:56.560 like the the they keep women nowadays they inundate them with the sort of self-interest stuff the 0.98

01:02:01.640 feminism right so the abortion scaring in canada is a big thing because they're just coming for you 1.00

01:02:06.320 and your body and your choice right these are the issues that like young women are like meant to talk 1.00

01:02:12.320 about and that's what trends like that they keep that in a circle that's like you know that's that's

01:02:16.700 one thing but you know they don't broaden out generally into like okay why are people making

01:02:23.500 what's kind of beyond that well nobody is really interested in you know no one's interested but me

01:02:29.400 like in politics like no but like and not but not about interested in politics but like there are 0.99

01:02:33.400 people now being like this is bullshit why is the country so shit why is the country so shit and that's 0.99

01:02:38.280 gonna get so in five years from now watch that's when the young women will stand up the 20 year olds 1.00

01:02:44.800 the girls that are like young in high school now who are like witnessing the trans thing and this 1.00

01:02:50.800 yeah fucking guy in the locker room and all that shit female they're gonna be pissed they're gonna 1.00

01:02:55.780 be pissed if they're 25 or 23 and they're not making any fucking money in 5 10 years and they're 1.00

01:03:02.260 like can't afford anything and their parents are leaving the country and people are leaving the 0.96

01:03:06.600 country they might stand up but the girls that were right before covid they were primed to not give 0.98

01:03:12.580 a fuck they they're the whole six buzz not well not yeah but like that whole toronto calgary vancouver 0.98

01:03:21.640 like canadian and in the states too all the girls university student girls like party like what they 1.00

01:03:28.020 don't give they're not those girls are not going to stand up for the rights that we all share and 1.00

01:03:33.620 cherish because they're basically just party animals and they're told that canada's bad and stolen

01:03:39.520 anyway and what's the point right america too right these countries aren't even good places worth 0.93

01:03:43.820 anything so like they're just gonna come for your abortions whatever and then like and then the 0.99

01:03:48.380 people the people that are friends with white people that aren't white that are 20 are also are just now 0.98

01:03:54.280 they're just like it's okay for me to be like i hate white people actually i hate white people and

01:03:59.540 they don't even know what they're saying or why they're saying that or why their opinions that they're 0.97

01:04:02.900 just saying it because they're like literally told this is the hate that you're allowed to have in your

01:04:07.580 heart you can say it proudly but it's not like nobody hates yeah it sounds like a 20 year old

01:04:13.040 nobody actually hates any group without like some nuance you know what i mean yeah like i hate white

01:04:20.460 people mostly old white people mostly i see old white people and they bother me there's something about 0.99

01:04:26.820 it bothers me young white people not as much indians it's the opposite old indian people don't mind 1.00

01:04:33.200 young indians too many too many men indian men were desperate for pussy and they're just bringing 1.00

01:04:42.480 them here in carts and just loading them off and it's just it's a lot it's a lot you have 0.99

01:04:51.560 of the 500 000 uh immigrants a year i think like like 250 000 are like indian men like

01:05:00.720 without wives without families without just coming here like that's exactly what they did in europe 0.99

01:05:08.240 with the migrants from morocco and from africa and north africa and egypt and they just fucking go on 1.00

01:05:14.980 those fucking little dinghies with 700 people on it and they're not good never good like it'd be like 0.99

01:05:24.700 like that's just i mean they're coming from societies that are failing and then they're 1.00

01:05:30.640 helping these other societies fail i don't know that that's like kind of the right wing perspective

01:05:36.060 is that immigrants are not helping anymore and i think it is true to an extent because 1.00

01:05:41.200 if we don't integrate immigrants came here and like i want to live in america i want to be american 0.98

01:05:46.720 that's different yeah are the fucking somalis coming to england going i want to be english i 0.99

01:05:53.640 want to be british no they're going they've been i want to be somalian here yeah and they've been 0.99

01:05:58.060 promised free shit on which is fine like but it's also not going to create a cohesive functioning 0.99

01:06:04.400 society when you have people segmented into different fucking religious and racial groups and 0.99

01:06:10.160 you go you guys live over there you i know that's the divide and conquer the kind of british that's the 0.93

01:06:15.060 melting pots like the american thing dividing conquer is kind of the british thing so maybe

01:06:20.420 that's just what it is it's the british thing to bring them here put them in their own area

01:06:24.060 we don't want to do like that maybe you're bringing indians here we and it's i mean it's 1.00

01:06:30.000 britain was the one that was in india and then they got rid of britain and then what the fuck happened

01:06:34.960 well they created a country did they yeah it was run by gandhi and condit congress for a while then

01:06:42.960 it's been taken over by the right in the last 10 years and it's developed so it's better it's better 0.99

01:06:48.100 now yeah like they have like a conservative government they have a conservative government 0.97

01:06:51.080 he's conservative he's like he's like building toilets he's like guys stop shitting on the beaches

01:06:54.100 we got to get the train together like the trains with like 80 000 people hanging off less of that

01:06:59.240 like let's modernize that's a billion people still there but like the the like it's congress and

01:07:04.420 like they were run by like gandhi who was like did the thing but he's like pure trigger then he just

01:07:08.560 had like a bunch of other gandhi's and some of them were like okay one of them got killed and then the

01:07:12.400 bunch of like justin trudeau's that was like the left and they finally like said okay enough with

01:07:17.120 that and they brought in like i love how in india that's a slogan uh for if you're running for 0.98

01:07:22.280 president be like we are going to get rid of shitting on the beaches and everybody's like yeah 0.99

01:07:26.740 and then a lot of people are like no i like to shit on the beach um yeah i mean at least they're doing 0.99

01:07:37.900 elections which is good um but my point is that people are still coming from there to hear like 0.96

01:07:48.380 this i'm telling the stories in india now where like indian media it's a story of like the lie

01:07:53.200 that is canada like right a lot of men like saying like your promises in canada it's not there like

01:07:57.580 they're coming here to be slaves it's like their lives are better a lot of those uber eats drivers

01:08:01.740 their lives are better in india it's not like oh well at least they could drive you like no if

01:08:04.960 you're indian like you can do better than 3 a.m uber eats driver like in canada like you can do 0.99

01:08:10.620 that in india and be warm and yeah you can sell watermelons in the corner like yeah you can move

01:08:15.920 to a wheelbarrow right there there are opportunities where there are opportunities in india right that

01:08:21.780 that it's not like oh you get to canada home free and like hey but they you know they've been sold

01:08:27.320 this student visas is like just rake it in money to overplay the education system to to just so 0.54

01:08:33.160 they can make money because all the government and shit is tied together to learn english and all 0.79

01:08:37.820 i have learned is the double double but like what's what's the value of a canadian university 0.92

01:08:41.800 degree oh you work on a bike and then you get a canadian university degree from canadian

01:08:45.900 university to go back to india to go back to india what the fuck does that matter now 0.66

01:08:48.760 right that's like what they could i get a job in india as a canadian doing what like yeah you 0.99

01:08:53.980 could be in a white guy at an office uh no that's more china but china can fuck me more 0.99

01:09:00.080 if i'm like the government whereas in india i'll just get raped and murdered on the subway which is 1.00

01:09:04.620 i feel better with than being locked in a 1984 room before room uh whatever what is it what's the

01:09:12.780 room in 1984 401 101 101 was it 101 yeah room 101 um the rest yeah no i would i mean maybe i should

01:09:22.300 just start calling comedy clubs in india and be like do you guys want to like throw me on and

01:09:26.080 they're just like i'll just come there and be racist and then they're okay very funny no if

01:09:30.640 you get a following you can reach out to india and like in the indian market and you can do it in

01:09:35.300 india like i don't know so many groups we need to branch out we're working on that american fans

01:09:41.880 i'm coming i promise you canada sucks i know but i can't legally just work there it's not like 0.95

01:09:47.400 how you think where i can just fly to fucking new york and start doing shit like it was in the 80s 0.98

01:09:52.540 90s you have like in the 80s and 90s you could do that and then just be like i live here now and 0.98

01:09:57.660 but now the demand for canadians to come to the u.s is so high that they have to like you have to get

01:10:04.400 a visa you have to get a legal jump through some hoops and if you want to do a tour and legally

01:10:08.860 jump through the hoops and get a visa and doing it and that's all happening and it's in the works

01:10:13.100 hold your horses everything's gonna be good um shout out to all the people that

01:10:21.780 make me better every day uh all the people that push me to be better push me to be funnier

01:10:28.440 um so basically myself because it's nobody um no i have a lot of good friends around and

01:10:36.960 you know 2023 has been a fucking crazy year for me like i had a kid and um i had 0.92

01:10:47.980 crazy you know i was living with my dad and my kid was living with the mom in a different city 0.94

01:10:55.860 three hours away and i was going back and forth between there in a small room and my dad's

01:11:00.960 you know apartment and just you know doing like at the beginning of 2023 i was doing gigs for

01:11:09.220 five six hundred bucks a pop which is actually kind of good like yeah for all the loser comedians

01:11:16.960 that are listening from canada they're like bro that's crazy um with yucks and stuff some still

01:11:23.020 like 150 gigs 200 here 500 there 600 there i'd done a few thousand dollar gigs but my first gig 0.99

01:11:30.840 where i actually made money i sold 215 tickets to lula lounge and we sold that out and fucking 0.96

01:11:37.820 rocked that shit um from then on which was that was march or february i think that was february of 0.96

01:11:44.540 2023 of this year from that moment on uh it's been nothing but up you know started selling my own 0.99

01:11:52.280 tickets after that ran for mayor well because what happened was right running for mayor we ran for

01:11:58.480 fucking mayor dude i remember we were the first video we shot we was in the winter we had jackets 0.89

01:12:02.760 it was snowing it was snowing we took our jackets off yeah we did the first mayor video um at city hall 0.99

01:12:07.700 but we have been through a lot and we're continuing to kill it i'll tell you this before we get out of

01:12:15.960 here i don't really need to get out of here people are enjoying this and hanging out but

01:12:21.560 before uh before i started selling my own tickets to shows i did a show with uh at yuck yucks burlington

01:12:30.820 funny enough this is basically the last time i was there actually i think i might have done like a

01:12:34.960 middle spot between that just like a cheap 200 spot but uh so i was headlining and the entire crowd

01:12:44.780 it was two shows two nights one show a night you did the entire crowd hosted the first night didn't

01:12:49.280 you no no no i headlined both nights at burlington and the entire crowd was there for me there was

01:12:55.980 maybe like five people at each show that had no idea who i was everybody else was a ben bankers fan

01:13:00.560 and i made very little money that night like each show i think i made 200 or 250 dollars so 500 bucks for

01:13:08.800 the weekend or 400 bucks for the weekend selling like over 250 tickets right so then i realized oh 0.65

01:13:16.600 i can sell tickets i don't need to fucking just yeah do like a headline spot and let the club 0.91

01:13:23.220 take that so then we started selling tickets started doing door deals people have been coming like crazy 0.98

01:13:30.480 like all the you know there's probably haters listening to this because they're just they hate me so much 0.95

01:13:35.500 that they love me um but the people are like oh yeah fucking yeah it's gonna be fun watching your 0.85

01:13:42.860 career dissolving and it's like but it's not it's getting really good and uh we're selling a lot of

01:13:50.020 tickets and it's thanks to you guys thanks to god allah allah moses vishnu jewish jesus um vishnu it's a 0.98

01:14:04.880 raster there's a raster all all the all the motherfuckers that are up there in the sky 1.00

01:14:11.200 figuring shit out for us pray to god more ask god for forgiveness ask god to help you out 0.99

01:14:18.400 try to be a better person if you're around people that make you a worse person try not to be around 0.96

01:14:25.440 those people as hard as it is to get away um try to figure that out and and deal with your traumas and

01:14:33.100 heal and and go to the gym and take care of yourself and those are the things in this economy

01:14:37.820 that you need to be worried about in this crazy economy in this crazy society that seems like it's

01:14:43.040 ending it seems like it's beginning it seems like it's stalling all at the same time we don't know

01:14:51.780 what we're in is it democracy is it light fascism is it dictatorship is it communism i don't know i

01:14:58.300 think it's a mixture of all of those things i think it's a mixture of those things and we can't

01:15:04.300 explain what is happening what we're experiencing right now one day they will be able to put a

01:15:09.260 finger on it but the most important thing you can do is educate yourself work out be fucking funny 1.00

01:15:17.600 say funny shit with your friend do a tiny ass oh uh do a buddy i don't know oh yeah be racist 1.00

01:15:26.680 basically the only way to cope with the traumas of today's society is to be mildly racist for your 1.00

01:15:30.780 own entertainment otherwise you will jump off a balcony yeah push the browns push push us back 1.00

01:15:36.820 into like 2008 boundaries yeah let's go back we need to go about the reset the overton window society

01:15:43.080 was probably just as bad but because we were able to joke about it and be more open and honest with

01:15:48.380 how fucked up everything was it was easier to cope yeah and i think that that's a really important 0.87

01:15:53.520 thing guys i love you good night 0.67

Bankas Podcast - September 14, 2023

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