Bankas Podcast - West Virginia Greenroom ｜ Bankas Podcast 125

00:00:00.000 Set it up.

00:00:01.160 All right, it is now recording.

00:00:03.980 Hour wait for Olive Garden in Canada is disgusting.

00:00:08.440 Yeah, let me put this on.

00:00:13.580 Yeah, that's what...

00:00:15.740 Somebody told me that Olive Garden opened in Canada,

00:00:20.340 so they did, so it was like an hour and a half wait.

00:00:25.080 It's honestly a longer wait than it is to get into an expensive restaurant

00:00:28.120 because no one couldn't afford it.

00:00:29.300 Because they're all sick of Eastside Mario's.

00:00:33.900 Hey, bada boom, bada bing.

00:00:36.240 Eastside Mario's.

00:00:38.380 I love Eastside Mario's.

00:00:38.940 I like Eastside.

00:00:40.180 My parents would never take me to Eastside Mario's.

00:00:41.660 Really? 1.00

00:00:42.280 Oh, yeah, because your dad was like, this is shit. 1.00

00:00:45.040 Oh, yeah, because it's not real Italian food. 1.00

00:00:47.080 Yeah, no. 1.00

00:00:47.600 He would take us to, like, the worst Chinese food, though, with, like, the shitty bathroom. 0.99

00:00:51.860 I was like, can we go to the Chinese food with the shitty bathroom? 0.98

00:00:55.700 because you have to take me downstairs 1.00

00:00:58.460 and take a College Street, Toronto, Chinese...

00:01:02.260 You're like eight. 1.00

00:01:03.180 Buffet.

00:01:03.960 Oh, that's not even good, dude.

00:01:06.940 The buffets?

00:01:09.080 Yeah, well, that one was a buffet.

00:01:10.700 That was actually kind of a good buffet. 1.00

00:01:13.040 You knew it was good because it had a shitty bathroom. 1.00

00:01:15.140 It wasn't like a Mandarin. 1.00

00:01:18.980 America doesn't have Mandarin. 0.93

00:01:20.260 That's kind of a sad thing.

00:01:21.440 Yeah.

00:01:21.680 Well, I can't go to Mandarin anymore. 1.00

00:01:23.360 That was like a huge fat person. 1.00

00:01:25.700 problem

00:01:26.420 when we would just go to mandarin

00:01:29.680 land in a city and go immediately to a mandarin

00:01:32.020 we drove to a mandarin we drove like 30 minutes

00:01:33.960 to a mandarin i think you've rented a car to go to

00:01:35.900 a mandarin sudberry or 0.99

00:01:37.880 you were like fuck i don't know if we don't rent a car 0.99

00:01:40.160 we can't go to mandarin 0.99

00:01:42.020 no because there's like two ways to get through touring

00:01:44.040 you either

00:01:44.600 drink yourself to death eat yourself to 0.99

00:01:47.980 death or you or the best case scenario

00:01:49.940 you just work out the whole time and try to eat healthy

00:01:52.100 to death yeah

00:01:54.400 You're just on a calorie deficit.

00:01:56.380 Yeah.

00:01:56.760 Like, I didn't eat today.

00:01:58.880 Like, what?

00:02:00.380 Eating's horrible.

00:02:01.560 It's, like, a horrible thing that you have to do.

00:02:05.140 Sound like I'm on a side. 0.98

00:02:06.040 Yeah, you sound like you have an eating disorder, bro. 0.97

00:02:08.480 I do. 0.66

00:02:08.960 I have an eating disorder.

00:02:09.680 It's like anorexic now.

00:02:10.720 I made a choice to be anorexic.

00:02:12.260 That was exactly. 0.82

00:02:13.040 I knew the only way to lose weight is to be anorexic, mentally.

00:02:16.200 Yeah.

00:02:16.600 You kind of have to.

00:02:18.040 If you're just, like, no, food.

00:02:19.460 Oh, yeah.

00:02:19.760 Like, there's people who are just naturally, like, my wife, who's just naturally skinny. 0.96

00:02:23.680 But she can only eat so much, but she'll eat a lot, or she'll eat bad food. 0.98

00:02:29.020 But she'll only eat so much of that. 1.00

00:02:29.800 But it won't, like, fucking, like, she can have two slices of pizza and be completely fine. 0.97

00:02:34.760 If I eat two slices of pizza, the next day I'm, like, six pounds heavier. 0.98

00:02:38.660 Yeah.

00:02:39.220 My body just doesn't process food properly.

00:02:44.300 It's terrible.

00:02:45.320 It's awful.

00:02:45.760 i have to go to i literally have to work out for an hour at least to two hours cardio a day to

00:02:55.200 continue losing weight at this point yeah because you're gonna plateau plus weights i do like 30

00:03:00.920 minutes weights should hire a guy to make you a plan switch it up too did we ash in this no i

00:03:06.940 don't think so i think that's fine it smells a little cigarette-y oh no well where's my coffee

00:03:12.440 Okay, we're going to sit, Josh.

00:03:20.320 And then people are going to be like,

00:03:23.360 we like the first part better where they just stood.

00:03:26.060 Stood and were being themselves.

00:03:27.360 And they sat down and said, showtime.

00:03:30.160 Now we're being ourselves still because we got to stand up and have a dart.

00:03:35.380 Only funny when you stand up.

00:03:37.200 They'll stand up.

00:03:38.260 They'll stand up again.

00:03:40.480 Standing desk pod. 1.00

00:03:42.440 on a fucking treadmill. 1.00

00:03:46.080 Oh. 1.00

00:03:47.760 What's Bankers' podcast?

00:03:48.880 Oh, man.

00:03:49.560 You doing...

00:03:49.820 There was a guy last thing.

00:03:50.380 You should have your own Peloton class.

00:03:52.480 I would love that.

00:03:53.040 I would love to.

00:03:55.000 So the funny thing is with Peloton...

00:03:59.000 I'll wait until it's steady

00:04:00.140 because this might be a clip.

00:04:08.040 This is a whole

00:04:08.780 of the Ben Bankers comedy experience.

00:04:10.940 Can't even see him.

00:04:12.440 conversation how's the podcast going just being a guy standing around having a dart

00:04:16.440 honestly that is the best yeah that is candid i liked it it'd be a good contrast to everyone

00:04:22.900 having like a yeah it's a ten thousand dollar studio no so the peloton um thing the videos

00:04:29.920 of josh walking in front is probably really funny it's kind of cool though for people to see this

00:04:36.980 because it's like a mixture of a pod and behind the scenes because right now we are in the green

00:04:41.580 room of the hollywood casino hollywood casino charlestown races um last show the last night's

00:04:51.520 show was great tonight's gonna be even better and we got like three hours till the show or something

00:04:57.840 two hours so we thought let's do the pod is it is it going yep we're good so peloton has this thing

00:05:05.440 you know like all the classes are pre-recorded but if after you do like a hardcore 30 minute

00:05:11.000 thing it'll like suggest to do

00:05:13.020 like a lighter 10 minute thing to just keep

00:05:15.000 going so and I'll do

00:05:17.080 it but then when you do the

00:05:18.880 lighter 10 minute thing the guy 0.99

00:05:21.120 really doesn't give a fuck 0.98

00:05:22.280 cause he's like he's so easy for him 0.99

00:05:24.920 so he's just like fucking around the one guy was 0.98

00:05:27.000 just like saying some really 0.99

00:05:28.900 weird shit I forget what he 0.97

00:05:30.960 actually said now now that we have to do the bit 0.99

00:05:33.100 but

00:05:33.440 now that I'm supposed to be funny

00:05:36.640 he said something weird man

00:05:38.340 what'd he say

00:05:40.300 He was like, come on.

00:05:41.400 You know, he did this thing where he just stared at the camera and was like, perfect posture. 1.00

00:05:46.380 Just like, it was very gay. 0.95

00:05:47.780 I was just alone in my basement, like, looking into his eyes. 0.99

00:05:50.400 And, like, I was kind of like, what the fuck's going on? 0.98

00:05:53.080 And then he's like, keep getting, keep getting. 1.00

00:05:55.560 It's horny.

00:05:55.900 You're going really not that fast. 0.94

00:05:57.500 It kind of did make me horny. 0.96

00:05:58.620 Everyone in the gym is horny. 1.00

00:06:00.140 That's why you work out. 0.98

00:06:00.980 Even though I'm not gay. 1.00

00:06:01.880 If a gay guy looks in your eyes for, like, you'll get a little horny, I think. 0.99

00:06:07.060 This guy's doing my act. 0.99

00:06:09.200 This guy's like, yo, sometimes you look at your boy, you're like, jeez.

00:06:12.680 Not necessarily horny for a man, but.

00:06:15.460 You feel something.

00:06:16.220 You feel something.

00:06:17.500 Yeah, this is a, caught that part.

00:06:19.400 Coming out.

00:06:20.400 Coming out.

00:06:21.140 It's got a lot.

00:06:21.920 It is funny to see you get gared and gared.

00:06:23.600 Trying to get fit.

00:06:24.960 Weight you loose.

00:06:26.220 I know.

00:06:26.640 This guy's getting thinner.

00:06:28.340 This guy's like, I don't know, I need a belt.

00:06:31.960 I'm in, let me try your belt on.

00:06:33.700 Yeah, this guy needed to wear my belt.

00:06:35.840 You're not there yet.

00:06:36.560 No, but I have gay fans, and, like, they come up to me, and they're, like, they look me in the eye.

00:06:40.560 Like, I don't look at gay people a lot, right?

00:06:42.720 Like, I don't look them in the eye, but when you do... 0.77

00:06:44.880 I don't look at gay people a lot. 0.99

00:06:46.740 I don't look at them, but when you do, I'm like, God damn, it's a good-looking man. 0.97

00:06:51.500 Not that, but you look at them, and then they look at you, and, you know, I can tell they... 0.99

00:06:56.980 Like, they're like, I'd fuck you, and in my mind, I'm like, that's crazy, but I'm flattered. 0.99

00:07:02.160 Like, you're flattered. 1.00

00:07:03.720 Yeah, I've been hit on by gay guys. 1.00

00:07:04.800 It doesn't make you horny for them, but it makes, like, there's some, something's being like, whoa, what's up, is this guy trying to fuck me? 1.00

00:07:12.740 Because guys aren't used to that, right? 1.00

00:07:14.980 That's how they trick straight guys into fucking them, because they come up, they're like, come on, wait, you don't get your pussy anyway, you fucking faggot. 1.00

00:07:23.140 It is a real thing. 1.00

00:07:24.380 I remember one of my mom's friends told me, it's like, yeah, straight guys, it's straight to bed.

00:07:27.780 It's like a real, they're like, yeah, you'll blow them, and then they get all sad, and then they love it, they start laughing, the guy leaves the apartment. 0.98

00:07:35.420 That's how you came up with the laughing dick joke, your mom? 0.99

00:07:38.760 No, I was just thinking about that. 0.96

00:07:40.600 I don't know how I came up with that.

00:07:41.500 I was just in my kitchen.

00:07:42.440 I was like, well, my mom told me about this guy blowing a guy laughing, and I thought...

00:07:46.940 No, I used to...

00:07:47.580 No, I used to...

00:07:48.800 I wish my mom was still alive. 1.00

00:07:50.520 She wrote jokes all the time just by saying shit. 0.99

00:07:55.420 It's nice to be around people of different generations. 0.99

00:07:59.080 I kind of miss that.

00:07:59.920 I wish my dad would come hang out more,

00:08:04.220 but he's probably

00:08:04.740 he's busy

00:08:05.400 but I don't

00:08:05.880 I don't know why he's busy

00:08:06.800 he doesn't have to be busy

00:08:08.820 but

00:08:10.560 it's nice

00:08:13.100 love of the game

00:08:13.880 yeah

00:08:14.680 he just wants to play 0.91

00:08:15.900 yelling at Asian people

00:08:17.020 30 years in the game 1.00

00:08:19.980 fuck you doing 1.00

00:08:22.720 he loves this shit 1.00

00:08:24.420 no he's like 1.00

00:08:25.740 he's so much nicer

00:08:26.780 as a violin teacher now

00:08:28.300 than like

00:08:28.740 when I was a kid

00:08:29.480 like now

00:08:30.760 in his old age

00:08:31.480 now he's like

00:08:31.860 you have to go

00:08:32.780 a little bit like this

00:08:33.820 But when I was a kid, yeah, he was like,

00:08:35.980 hold this violin, you think you can make it?

00:08:38.940 And, like, there were kids in my house crying,

00:08:41.020 and I was just like, off to hockey.

00:08:43.240 Yeah, he probably had, like, three students kill themselves.

00:08:45.460 He's like, why do you...

00:08:46.600 He's like, I cannot do this no more.

00:08:49.980 This is already a lot of young talent.

00:08:53.280 He didn't have one student kill himself, but it wasn't...

00:08:55.260 No!

00:08:58.140 Hell yeah, that was a half-work shot.

00:08:59.820 I didn't know if I was right or not.

00:09:01.020 it wasn't a 1.00

00:09:03.920 Asian student

00:09:05.660 for sure

00:09:06.440 not all his violin students were Asian

00:09:09.000 back then there was rich whites

00:09:11.620 and there was

00:09:13.140 this one guy that was just so sad

00:09:16.320 he was so cool

00:09:17.080 James

00:09:18.140 but he did it because he got a 0.99

00:09:20.540 native girl pregnant

00:09:22.600 that's what did it 1.00

00:09:26.380 if it was a white girl he would have stuck around

00:09:28.680 but he was like ah 1.00

00:09:29.640 Aboriginal I can't 0.99

00:09:30.860 shit my kid's gonna go to school for free it made no sense everybody was so confused well 0.99

00:09:34.820 because he had a girlfriend and she was like also in violin and she was like actually really hot and 0.99

00:09:39.100 like blonde and like they were all just like where is he and then like the truth and then so

00:09:43.400 then the kid the woman had the kid and so like all they got to keep was like the kid it was just so 0.60

00:09:49.940 sad all they got to keep was this native kid half native kid yeah and they would like they'd talk

00:09:55.820 about the kid

00:09:56.380 after being like

00:09:56.920 he's got problems

00:09:57.760 yeah man

00:09:59.320 dad killed himself

00:10:00.520 cause you were born 1.00

00:10:01.580 got fucking problems 1.00

00:10:03.220 too dog 1.00

00:10:03.880 this guy was like

00:10:05.760 I can't get that 1.00

00:10:06.380 hot violin pussy 1.00

00:10:07.320 anymore 1.00

00:10:07.680 put a gun in his mouth 1.00

00:10:09.360 yeah dude 1.00

00:10:11.360 he'd be drunk too

00:10:13.900 he like jumped off

00:10:15.000 oh

00:10:15.560 to the

00:10:16.660 Bloor Viaduct 0.99

00:10:17.580 or some shit 0.98

00:10:18.240 into the 0.99

00:10:18.860 Don Valley

00:10:19.920 that's a good

00:10:21.460 yeah good rap

00:10:22.380 yeah

00:10:23.300 but he was 0.88

00:10:24.200 pretty bad but no asian like i didn't get good enough marks suicides we had those at

00:10:31.460 queen's university though really there was asians that killed themselves there was a lot of people

00:10:35.180 killed themselves at queens yeah in kingston kingston ontario buddy yeah that's not a surprise

00:10:41.180 yeah well it was killed myself in kingston there was one kid who was really cool that didn't mean

00:10:46.180 to kill himself he accidentally yeah you told me this story he's like a palestinian kid that fell

00:10:50.120 through no he was like i think he was like saudi or something like his parents were really rich

00:10:54.940 and sent him to queens and he was just like a wild kid like he just like smoked weed drink he was so

00:11:01.800 fun though funny and then he did some weird thing where you at like the other campus the west campus

00:11:09.200 which i never even went to but it was apparently like newer but shittier or something and then he

00:11:14.540 crawled on top they would crawl every day on this like glass roof of a library to smoke weed and

00:11:20.700 then one day just the glass shattered and they fell through but what was crazy is he died and

00:11:25.120 then the other guy who survived was like a christian and he landed on a christmas he landed

00:11:29.440 on a christmas yeah and he survived what does that say that was my first lesson lesson number

00:11:38.100 one don't be most origin story the lore that yelled at agents the credits are

00:11:45.600 pictures of me coming onto weird stages at casinos

00:11:56.060 to the batman

00:12:02.300 there was that kid

00:12:05.580 there was another white kid that like

00:12:07.480 the first day of class like after frosh

00:12:09.680 week which they I think they call it like

00:12:11.660 freshman week or I don't know what they call it

00:12:13.420 they call it something cooler

00:12:15.220 in the states obviously

00:12:16.360 we call it frosh

00:12:18.660 it's Canada

00:12:21.460 here meet your

00:12:23.620 classmates

00:12:24.360 Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed

00:12:27.080 Ling Ling Ling Ling

00:12:29.540 and Jeff

00:12:31.780 Jeff will be your buddy.

00:12:33.600 Don't worry.

00:12:34.220 He speaks English. 1.00

00:12:36.380 Frosh week. 0.99

00:12:38.020 No, but that's why I went to Queens, because it was not that.

00:12:40.560 That was, like, the whole thing.

00:12:41.460 Like, everybody was like, I'm not going to UFT.

00:12:42.800 It's all...

00:12:43.000 Like, every grade 12 was like, yeah, I'm not going to UFT. 1.00

00:12:45.920 It's all Indians. 0.99

00:12:46.740 It's all Chinese-speaking.

00:12:48.020 Oh, really?

00:12:48.780 It was just open racism, but it wasn't even questioned.

00:12:53.200 It wasn't like...

00:12:53.820 It was just like, yeah, no brainer.

00:12:55.020 Why would you say that?

00:12:55.700 Everybody's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:57.140 That's why I went to Western. 0.99

00:12:58.080 White university? 0.85

00:12:59.000 some guys like oh that's why i went to the halifax one was like the super white one i got into that 0.61

00:13:03.800 one i got into that one but i didn't it was like it scared me because it was like you have to really 0.54

00:13:09.080 try i was like oh fuck that sounds for but then queens was also like that when i got there that's 0.98

00:13:14.000 why i ended up dropping out because they were like you have to have like a fucking you had to 0.98

00:13:18.320 have like an 80 average to stay in the school which is like fucking crazy i thought i had like 0.97

00:13:24.660 a 72 0.85

00:13:25.220 I was like

00:13:25.720 bro

00:13:25.980 bro

00:13:26.900 we got C plus

00:13:27.800 go to Brock

00:13:29.740 they were like

00:13:31.900 you should probably

00:13:32.300 live in St. Catharines

00:13:33.240 Ontario

00:13:33.640 go to Brock

00:13:34.320 go to Fanshawe

00:13:35.560 in London bro

00:13:36.340 go to one of those

00:13:38.640 what's the one

00:13:39.500 in Thunder Bay

00:13:40.300 it's like

00:13:40.740 Lakehead

00:13:41.540 Lakehead

00:13:42.240 yeah yeah yeah

00:13:43.060 there was like

00:13:43.640 when we were

00:13:44.380 when I was in

00:13:45.480 grade 12

00:13:46.240 12th grade

00:13:47.020 for American

00:13:47.660 sorry

00:13:48.040 showing my

00:13:50.000 showing Canadian

00:13:50.960 but

00:13:52.880 before I was

00:13:54.080 going to go to university um they they like invented two new universities i don't know where

00:14:00.800 there's like lakehead and deerfoot deerfoot casino and university 0.99

00:14:08.640 fuck buddy hollywood casino yeah but you had to have such a fucking high average 0.97

00:14:21.320 but I but yeah it was everybody was just consensus not going to UFT was like yeah 0.99

00:14:27.560 you won't have friends unless you were in a frat there was my buddy was in a frat a guy died at 0.98

00:14:33.340 his frat um fucking Asian guy hammered couldn't forgot his key climbed up the fire escape tried 1.00

00:14:42.700 to crawl into his window and just fell and like just died crazy damn he's like what the fuck 1.00

00:14:50.140 do you think they had like uh like when asians do funerals like they put the incense in the 0.99

00:14:55.360 rice bowl did they do that i went to the the other guy from queens the saudi guy went that 1.00

00:15:00.260 was so sad the uh fuck the fucking whatever wake or whatever the fuck it was a muslim thing 0.99

00:15:08.940 it wasn't they weren't like that they were like pretty moderate it was pretty sad um 1.00

00:15:14.260 why were we talking about all the people dying oh because my dad because your dad's student

00:15:19.140 He didn't kill himself because he had a native kid.

00:15:22.760 Ended it. 0.99

00:15:24.620 Yeah.

00:15:25.320 No, my dad used to have this one student that was really talented and worked super hard.

00:15:30.900 And he would always just make me feel so bad because he would put her report card on my table.

00:15:37.580 Wow.

00:15:37.780 Like, right around the time everybody gets their report cards in high school.

00:15:41.160 And it was just, looked exactly like mine, but just 99, 98, 97, 99, 100.

00:15:49.140 Math was 100.

00:15:50.320 So the teachers would do that, or your dad would?

00:15:52.280 My dad would get a copy of her.

00:15:54.100 Of her report card. 0.53

00:15:55.180 Her parents would be like, she has 100 in every course.

00:15:58.900 And he'd be like, give me a copy of this.

00:16:00.640 I want to put it on my son's desk.

00:16:04.500 And I woke up one day, it's just 98.

00:16:07.120 I'm like, bro.

00:16:08.060 Brutal, bro.

00:16:08.800 It's like, her average is 98 overall.

00:16:12.100 Overall, the course.

00:16:13.000 I'm like, yeah, but she's never had fun once in her life.

00:16:16.120 Like, I mean, what are you talking about?

00:16:17.560 Yeah.

00:16:18.460 You go, Dad, you know how to roll a blunt?

00:16:22.560 What do you mean? 1.00

00:16:23.460 She don't know shit, yo. 1.00

00:16:24.560 I'm street smart. 1.00

00:16:29.000 Oh, she's a surgeon?

00:16:30.020 I'm at Hollywood Casino.

00:16:32.780 You work in one place.

00:16:34.140 I go everywhere.

00:16:35.180 I work everywhere.

00:16:37.500 I have a job in every state. 1.00

00:16:39.480 Who the fuck are you? 1.00

00:16:41.060 Oh, you're helping society? 1.00

00:16:42.320 Well, I'm trying to disassemble it.

00:16:43.560 I'm trying to rip it limb from limb 0.99

00:16:49.060 I'm fucking 0.99

00:16:51.600 sigh up 0.98

00:16:52.380 it's your next special

00:16:55.460 just sigh up

00:16:56.940 just come out in a dress 1.00

00:16:59.180 fuck it 1.00

00:16:59.900 it would be funny if you got to like 1.00

00:17:03.240 190 and just

00:17:04.220 hard left

00:17:05.800 190 pounds boom liberal

00:17:08.520 I said it all for money I don't care 1.00

00:17:10.500 i don't give a shit lift your shirt just abs gives a fuck this is how i vote i voted on me 0.99

00:17:21.280 no if anything that would make me more funny racist oh oh if you were then yeah because 0.99

00:17:27.240 then i'm like oh no i actually might live yeah because then if you go that plus if you see like 0.80

00:17:31.120 a fat minority you're gonna double the fat minorities are usually more i had a joke about

00:17:36.020 that how they don't deport like you notice the deportations it's never like if they see a 500 0.90

00:17:40.800 pound mexican they're like they're american like they were born i had a joke about that in texas i 0.99

00:17:46.080 should probably bring that back that's a good bit yeah fuck might do it tonight you should cut it 0.99

00:17:50.560 out of the podcast oh fuck seven people are gonna fucking go show in six months ago he fucking did 0.99

00:17:56.060 that in the podcast from six months 0.99

00:17:57.520 came up with that

00:17:58.720 I like

00:18:06.100 I like

00:18:07.440 that people

00:18:08.800 are now trying to lose weight because of me

00:18:12.160 like you were like

00:18:13.940 if he's going to lose weight I mean I can't be fatter than Ben

00:18:16.240 yeah there is a more 1.00

00:18:17.600 oh shit 0.99

00:18:19.580 it's uh josh josh hit rock bottom the night that he ordered like a massive chocolate sunday 0.99

00:18:32.840 cake thing at some comedy club oh our video my videographer and then he told him like bring it

00:18:39.760 on when he goes up and then they brought it on before i went up and he was just like have a good

00:18:44.220 that was this moment where he's like yeah you're right like this is crazy so he started working

00:18:53.080 out and i mean just a little bit of exercise is so important to just do what we're doing to do

00:19:01.180 what anybody's doing i mean i like the people like i work with my hands i don't need to work

00:19:07.120 i mean like i've seen fat construction workers i saw a pilot i had a pilot that was like 400 pounds 0.99

00:19:12.560 I was like, that's fucked up. 0.98

00:19:13.900 Like, I don't even know how that's allowed. 0.99

00:19:15.960 How is that allowed?

00:19:17.400 He was legitimately looked like one of the guys from WALL-E, like the captain from WALL-E.

00:19:22.760 The captain of the ship. 0.99

00:19:24.240 It was fucking crazy. 1.00

00:19:27.220 That's bad. 0.99

00:19:28.080 And it was, like, delayed.

00:19:29.140 The flight was delayed.

00:19:30.000 It was in Austin.

00:19:31.380 And he just, like, kept going over the...

00:19:33.300 He would...

00:19:33.780 He just was like...

00:19:34.980 He'd come over. 1.00

00:19:35.580 He's like, hey, fuck... 1.00

00:19:36.260 He took the mic from, like, one of the black people who was just like, hey, everybody getting 1.00

00:19:40.620 in line for...

00:19:41.380 He just takes the mic, and he's like, yeah, so there's a bit of a delay there.

00:19:45.760 Yeah, I'm as upset as you are.

00:19:47.660 No planes here.

00:19:49.080 The plane's not here.

00:19:50.180 It's out there.

00:19:51.640 But everybody's looking at him like, why are you the pilot?

00:19:55.280 You're 450 pounds.

00:19:56.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:58.740 Fuck. 1.00

00:20:01.440 I mean, I guess he's a good pilot, but, I mean, seriously, it's concerning. 1.00

00:20:05.320 He'd fucking have a heart attack up there. 0.99

00:20:07.500 It's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:20:08.520 you're not i mean certain weight you're not even supposed to fucking fly i think really like 1.00

00:20:15.340 not weight but a certain like fat percentage of your body like your heart yeah like those people 0.96

00:20:20.680 like you could just be on a flight and die people die so i mean just to be fit to be able to fly as 0.98

00:20:29.180 much as we do that's it's hard on your body if you're fucking fat that i mean i i got to the 0.99

00:20:34.380 point where i remember a woman goes do you want a belt extender and i go that's it i'm done 0.99

00:20:38.360 I didn't fully need it 0.82

00:20:41.180 but I had to get in

00:20:42.880 I had to put it under my gut 0.99

00:20:44.540 so my gut was over the fucking 1.00

00:20:46.980 seatbelt 0.99

00:20:47.740 I don't know

00:20:51.060 I'm still fat 0.99

00:20:52.580 I'm like oh fuck it's still there 0.99

00:20:54.020 body dysmorphia 0.99

00:20:57.160 belt extended is crazy

00:21:02.700 this show should be fun 1.00

00:21:04.700 this one should be fucked shit 1.00

00:21:09.740 last night was a little bit monster truck vibes at the show a little bit 1.00

00:21:16.240 but not even like you know like there's good monster truck and there's bad monster truck

00:21:21.040 yeah as long as people are excited

00:21:24.840 what people don't realize is like the energy like the comedians feed off the energy of the 0.79

00:21:31.360 crowds if you come out and the crowd is fucking like has no energy you're like oh my god i gotta

00:21:36.900 this is i gotta do a different thing now i can't just do the same thing as if they had energy 0.98

00:21:43.060 that's what's interesting like i've never i need i want to go to a play i haven't been to a play

00:21:48.380 since i was a kid and i think i want to go see what the energy's like and how they manage that

00:21:53.940 and it'd be interesting to see like the same play four times in a day and just be like the audience

00:21:59.740 like a comedy play

00:22:01.140 preferably I guess

00:22:02.380 I'd watch any play

00:22:03.520 but

00:22:03.820 I think

00:22:04.520 I wonder if there's plays

00:22:06.760 I don't think they're still running it

00:22:07.880 but I know they were doing

00:22:08.620 Glenn Gary Glenn Ross

00:22:09.780 live in New York

00:22:11.380 for a little bit

00:22:12.060 yeah Broadway

00:22:13.460 I mean obviously

00:22:14.660 I mean I would go

00:22:15.860 getting gayer and thinner

00:22:18.720 I want to go to a play 1.00

00:22:20.080 I want to suck cock 1.00

00:22:22.860 and go to a play 1.00

00:22:23.440 what the fuck was I doing 0.99

00:22:24.420 I was going to Buc-ee's 0.99

00:22:25.980 eating jerky 1.00

00:22:26.580 taking big shits 1.00

00:22:27.580 getting pussy 1.00

00:22:28.780 Jesus 1.00

00:22:29.280 this guy doesn't get pussy 1.00

00:22:33.200 he's fat 1.00

00:22:33.580 you get thin 1.00

00:22:34.140 then you're gay 1.00

00:22:34.740 that's not a bad bitch 1.00

00:22:36.340 fat 1.00

00:22:42.240 straight

00:22:42.720 thin 1.00

00:22:44.000 gay 1.00

00:22:44.360 alright 0.96

00:22:49.280 well

00:22:49.860 should we do

00:22:52.540 do the rest on Patreon now

00:22:54.440 yeah

00:22:54.980 give them no more 0.98

00:22:56.480 give them no

00:22:57.700 I don't know

00:22:59.260 Thank you.

Bankas Podcast - September 22, 2026

West Virginia Greenroom ｜ Bankas Podcast 125

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