Based Camp - September 01, 2026


Fake Diagnosis Invented to Harvest Organs from Living Patients


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00:00:00.000 Hello, Malcolm. I'm excited to be speaking with you today because I received a series of texts
00:00:04.600 this morning that sent me down a very dark rabbit hole, and I need to pull you down that hole now.
00:00:09.100 You're coming with me. So it's like five in the morning, okay? And I wake up and this is what I
00:00:13.680 get. So you really need to do an episode on how brain death is fake. Brain death was invented to
00:00:19.520 produce organs for transplantation. I gotta get out of here. I'm really scared. It's not real.
00:00:25.040 lots of people survive incurable brain death. Most famously and most recently, T.J. Hoover,
00:00:30.960 the organ procurement organization, still insists they did nothing wrong in that case,
00:00:35.120 even though the supposedly brain-dead man sat in the audience for an RFK's announcement
00:00:40.000 decertifying the OPO. Let's just calm down. Take a deep breath, okay?
00:00:45.500 Brain death is completely fake and gay, and you should get yourself off the organ donor registry 1.00
00:00:50.100 and tell all your friends and family to do the same. Donors are given paralytics, 1.00
00:00:54.380 so they don't move during harvest.
00:00:56.440 They feel everything.
00:00:57.860 Come here, come here, come here.
00:00:59.040 Hey, hey, hey, come here.
00:01:00.780 Come here, come here. 0.93
00:01:01.620 Oh, look up the Lazarus reflex.
00:01:03.880 This is when the supposedly dead person
00:01:05.620 tries to fight off the surgeon.
00:01:07.380 Oh, and the apnea test,
00:01:08.760 where they turn off your ventilator 10 minutes
00:01:10.700 while you're doped up on paralytics
00:01:12.360 and fentanyl and propofol to prove brain death.
00:01:15.680 There is no ethical basis for doing this test
00:01:17.740 because the patient derives no benefit from it
00:01:19.880 and instead can be harmed.
00:01:22.120 Are you scared?
00:01:23.800 are you scared and if you care about health care costs keep in mind that the main driver of this
00:01:29.700 is transplants are wildly profitable for hospitals there's far more money to be made into declaring
00:01:35.020 someone dead and harvesting their organs and transplanting them and caring for the transplantees
00:01:40.780 then leaving them in the icu and giving them time so hold on side note before we go further here yes
00:01:47.060 do you remember the fight we had early in our relationship when you were mad at me because i
00:01:50.820 had non organ donor on my life yeah i was like what's wrong with you why are you not an organ
00:01:56.020 donor and i was like i'm sorry i have friends who are doctors and i know that they will kill people
00:02:00.800 who would otherwise survive and i didn't believe you and i was wrong i know i knew this is gonna
00:02:07.560 come up i am and now i have organ donor on my license because of you are you serious oh are
00:02:14.280 you serious we need to get you in a driver's license we're gonna get into this that's that's
00:02:19.300 at the end where we're going to talk about you you made me get this because you said I was being
00:02:24.760 unreasonable I didn't know I didn't know because it is right yeah she can she continues if you
00:02:33.720 have agreed to be a donor they can do all sorts of other sick stuff with you oh my god Malcolm I'm 0.64
00:02:37.980 so sorry transplant a pig kidney and see how you live true story let residents use you to practice 0.80
00:02:44.420 surgery when you do an episode go over how you actually get removed from the registry because 0.53
00:02:48.800 it's not as simple as taking it off your license it was a nightmare this was a nightmare walked 0.66
00:02:53.400 right into a nightmare there was a recent case of a man in new jersey who converted to islam 0.83
00:02:58.360 had it removed from his license for religious reasons on the or and the organ procurement
00:03:02.720 organization insisted it was still a lifelong commitment his family had to go to court
00:03:08.220 so this is a lot okay and i was off the list until you made me get on the list simone and
00:03:17.540 you are on the list now we need i malcolm i'm sorry i am very sorry you know what simone
00:03:26.220 see you next tuesday okay because this episode's going live on tuesday oh god okay yeah so anyway
00:03:34.840 she she pointed me to this original harvard 1968 paper on brain death where they're super clear
00:03:41.160 she said there will be no public support for killing people for their organs therefore we
00:03:46.300 need a new category of death to create public support for organ donation. And that sounds
00:03:52.040 disturbing, but let's start off with going into the case of T.J. Hoover, because I think that
00:03:57.260 that's the best place to start. So according to some reports, a person who's actually met a
00:04:02.680 complete correctly performed formal determination of brain death by neurologic criteria does not
00:04:08.700 recover. So hold on, hold on. It's a side note. That is an unhinged series of texts to get early
00:04:14.560 in the morning that was pretty great no she's like an unhinged series of texts to get early
00:04:19.400 in the morning and i'd be like because you know you know this person they're a fan you talk all
00:04:24.800 the time right they're smart they're not unhinged so you come at this and you're like wait what
00:04:30.680 what but it's all you're harvesting people's organs in the united states what and i was like
00:04:39.320 capitalism does have its drawbacks about yeah i'm i'm really discovering this yeah look
00:04:45.140 it's scary so tj hoover right so this is what i'm trying to get at is a big problem with looking
00:04:52.080 into this concept of brain death leading to organ donation and like people incorrectly
00:04:58.500 diagnosing brain death is they're like well there's no such thing as ever coming back from
00:05:03.520 brain death you can't do it so if anyone comes back from brain death they were just incorrectly
00:05:07.560 diagnosed the problem is if you diagnose someone is brain dead and they're on the organ registry
00:05:12.980 they just kill you so you don't know if they're going to come back from being brain dead and and
00:05:17.920 so that's kind of disturbing so anyway when you also you remember my will around this as well
00:05:24.220 right yes yeah which this team filmed when they were like why does your will say that you that
00:05:30.500 not to take you off at any at any cost yeah i'm familiar with these stories wait so what did what
00:05:36.100 did your friends in the medical profession tell you oh it's common even if you know you can
00:05:40.880 probably save somebody to just put them on the organ list especially if you're having to choose
00:05:45.480 between individuals where you're investing your time and you're like oh i could work on this
00:05:50.820 person or i could work on this person but this person's on the organ list and so it's not just
00:05:55.960 money from the hospital but we could save x many additional lives if they die so it makes the
00:06:02.440 calculation much easier to decide on this person okay so it's also like a kind of triage issue
00:06:08.340 it's so common there's a scrubs episode about it oh god there will man if it's making it to scrubs
00:06:13.360 the friendly non-traumatic yeah this has been well known in like the industry for a while okay great
00:06:18.420 well call me the last person under a rock who did not know this but here's what happened to
00:06:24.220 i told you about it look yeah i should believe you more i'm sorry malcolm it's what can i say
00:06:34.560 a waltz okay exactly this is a waltz right here great great great great all women are like that
00:06:42.820 thanks malcolm anyway disturbing case of anthony thomas aka tj hoover the second
00:06:52.000 he was hospitalized in richmond kentucky in october of 2021 so not like forever ago
00:06:58.160 after a drug overdose and cardiac arrest according at least to this report based on family and
00:07:03.720 former organ procurement procurement worker accounts and this is like primarily i got this
00:07:08.400 from an npr piece on it he was severely neurological impaired neurologically impaired
00:07:13.200 and he entered an organ donation pathway so i guess the same this thing that you're describing
00:07:17.440 at a hospital happened like oh drug overdose this guy's like really it's really bad like shunt him
00:07:24.060 into the organ donation pathway but then what happened after is pretty alarming while he was
00:07:30.680 being moved toward the operating room his sister said she saw him open his eyes and look around
00:07:37.260 and then she was told by the doctors it was a reflex and then during cardiac catheterization
00:07:44.580 was which was supposed to like evaluate his heart for potential transplantation former staff members
00:07:52.440 note the word former said that hoover woke and thrashed and was then sedated so they fired
00:07:58.300 everyone who saw anything i i don't know exactly how they became former but i i think that they
00:08:03.940 quit but anyway so they catheterized his heart and he it hurts and he thrashed out and this is
00:08:11.720 not looking good. And then when he reached the operating room for planned organ recovery,
00:08:16.460 a preservation worker described him as moving, thrashing, and visibly crying. Two physicians
00:08:23.620 reportedly refused to take part, presumably one of these, the former one who could quit,
00:08:29.200 and the organ recovery surgery was stopped. So good on those surgeons for being like,
00:08:34.260 I can't do this. Anyway, Hoover survived. And the NPR reporting describes ongoing impairments
00:08:40.660 and memory and walking speech etc he lives with that same sister who's now his legal guardian so
00:08:47.220 he but how many times do they not stop that everyone else in the hospital was just going
00:08:53.000 along with this like they'd seen this happen a hundred times before yeah no we'll actually get
00:08:57.740 into that and why typically it wouldn't be likely that someone like him would be thrashing on a
00:09:03.980 table even if they weren't terminal because they put them under certain sedate of you can't tell
00:09:09.440 and he was oh yeah anyway did survive his family members understood there's a lot of contention
00:09:17.300 here there's an investigation going on but they say they were told he was either brain dead or
00:09:23.400 dead and it's hard to tell like it's disputed as to whether there was a completed valid documented
00:09:30.500 formal brain dead declaration and that's kind of weird because if there was a formal one that was
00:09:36.680 like logged it would be in their system presumably so why were they taking him to harvest his organs
00:09:41.260 i don't know so that's simone this is so terrifying yeah also there there are cases
00:09:48.780 of people recovering from formal brain death declarations they're very rare and
00:09:56.080 even the one case that's really prominent on this front that's like a a true confirmed recovery
00:10:02.980 they're like well it doesn't count so this the strongest published case that can plausibly be
00:10:08.180 described as survival after a formal brain death declaration involves a baby girl and i can only
00:10:13.980 talk about this because she made it okay but a female infant was born at 35 weeks gestation
00:10:19.820 and that's that's when torsten i think had his c-section like so that's that's premature to the
00:10:25.340 point where like the very least it probably needs to be in the nicu and unfortunately this baby girl
00:10:30.260 suffered a cerebral hemorrhage. So the reason why she's still alive is because they didn't need
00:10:35.520 organs of someone that young. Presumably. Well, yes. I mean, I also think, you know,
00:10:40.280 you can't be able to- Oh, that's gruesome. Anyway, she was declared brain dead between
00:10:44.480 approximately 40 and 120 hours after birth. The report stated that apparent confounders were
00:10:51.000 absent. And instead of deteriorating, she actually gradually regained neurologic function and was
00:10:57.700 reported healthy at her year one follow-up so i'm super super happy and she's okay and this is
00:11:03.920 one baby who's okay and i'm very happy about that so this is good but you can tell it's a little
00:11:09.000 shock still i just need i just need babies to be okay and the the guidance around this particular
00:11:16.460 medical case they're like well we we we don't endorse determining brain death in infants born
00:11:22.540 before 37 weeks gestation because the neonatal examination and diagnostic evidence have not
00:11:27.600 been sufficiently validated in that population so they're basically like now that was a that
00:11:33.760 was a misdiagnosis because like i don't know they wouldn't have had a problem with it had
00:11:39.160 they had taken her organs and sold them for money i mean i don't know but let's let's get actually to
00:11:44.060 that point of like so it appears to be that in 1968 a bunch of people were like look there's
00:11:50.640 this problem, okay? You can't really harvest organs from a dead person. You need to harvest them when
00:11:57.080 the person is alive. The problem is people are not really cool with harvesting organs from living
00:12:02.300 people. So how do we make this work? And then you have this paper and this paper published in 1968
00:12:10.120 does indeed play a pivotal role in modern brain dead standards. It explicitly considered organ
00:12:16.920 transplant implications in terms of it's like well i mean part of the reason why it's important
00:12:22.000 to have this designation is organ transplants and also enable procurement of organs super
00:12:27.400 uncomfortable with like everything that's happening right now i am too that's why like
00:12:33.520 this morning i was like okay when she was like you need to do an episode on this this thing i'm
00:12:39.260 like well yes anybody who hears about this needs to talk about this i want this to go viral in our
00:12:43.500 circles after this i want to see leaflet cover this i want to see nux cover this i want this
00:12:48.580 to be i know all the states dmv websites are going to be overwhelmed with everyone being like
00:12:52.880 you need to give me a new license now because that is yeah like the number one thing you need
00:12:58.720 to do in case you just don't have time to list this whole episode is go on to your states dmv
00:13:04.200 website and apparently that doesn't do enough you've then got to contact some other organization
00:13:08.400 yeah it's we'll get into it but start with the dmv that like first step big time because they're
00:13:12.660 going to check your license, especially when things are happening real fast. If you, you know,
00:13:15.800 and your driver's license is with you, they're going to check it. And if they see the wrong
00:13:19.320 thing, they see that heart. I don't want to know what happens anyway. So the Harvard medical
00:13:25.180 schools ad hoc committees, August, 1968, JMA report titled a definition of irreversible Kona
00:13:32.200 coma, sorry, set out the clinical criteria for a patient whose brain function was believed to
00:13:37.700 have irreversibly ceased. And this criteria includes complete unresponsiveness, no spontaneous
00:13:43.500 breathing, no spontaneous movement, absence of reflexes, a flat EEG as confirmatory evidence.
00:13:50.020 And then there's supposed to be repeat testing after 24 hours with exclusions for confounders
00:13:54.580 like hypothermia or sedating drugs. It didn't actually use the term whole brain death,
00:14:01.000 which later laws did, but it was foundational in creating this framework for brain death.
00:14:08.180 And then later laws in the U.S. in various states adopted formulation under which a person may be
00:14:14.300 declared dead after the irreversible cessation of circulatory and respiratory function for all
00:14:19.760 functions or all functions in the entire brain, including the brainstem. And there are different
00:14:24.940 pathways for like circulatory and respiratory function cessation and brain deadness. So it's,
00:14:32.440 but it's, I think it's scarier for brain deadness, which is why we're talking about it,
00:14:36.280 or I said brain death, sorry. Anyway, the report was allegedly meant to respond to
00:14:41.280 two intertwined problems created by intensive care technology, which was getting a lot better
00:14:46.460 in the 1960s. Like suddenly ventilators are able to preserve circulation and heartbeats in patients
00:14:51.860 with catastrophic, irreversible brain injury.
00:14:54.680 And then they felt that because of this,
00:14:56.380 doctors and families need some way
00:14:58.040 to determine when it would be worth it
00:14:59.880 to continue life support
00:15:00.960 or if it's better to like pull the plug.
00:15:04.220 And it, you know, I understand that.
00:15:06.380 Like I can understand a need
00:15:09.200 for some kind of framework there.
00:15:11.140 It's just that once you introduce this framework
00:15:13.420 to a system in which hospitals are making a profit,
00:15:16.480 more of a profit from when someone happens to be brain dead,
00:15:20.300 like you get a problem.
00:15:21.220 anyway it's the issue that is is that aside from that very logical thing of like we need to have a
00:15:27.040 talk about this the organ transplantation issue was prominent and explicit in this report and and
00:15:32.620 it's not the first thing to discuss i know i know i know anyway the downstream consequences of this
00:15:39.240 meant that under prevailing medical and legal standards in the u.s a properly determined brain
00:15:44.600 dead patient is dead like legally they're dead despite a ventilator maintained heartbeat warm
00:15:51.080 skin and circulation. It's treated as death and not a prognosis or a consent to withdraw care.
00:15:59.100 So it's kind of different from other seemingly similar situations. And anyway, let's talk about
00:16:07.560 how brain dead patients are treated differently if they're organ donors, because this is what
00:16:12.640 really, really got me. Because part of me is like, okay, I get it, right? And in a lot of cases,
00:16:17.620 people who are declared i have to clarify for people when she made me put that organ donor
00:16:21.800 thing on my card she was still a progressive okay this was before oh thanks for yeah you converted
00:16:28.260 and woke up to the world is lying yeah guys this was before simone it was the before simone
00:16:34.920 i feel so bad we just live in a society that lies about everything and like yes this is back when i
00:16:42.120 i don't know have more trust in institutions i guess yeah i well that's a problem institutions
00:16:47.980 are pretty evil things yeah yes i anyway uh right so if you are declared brain dead doesn't matter
00:16:59.460 if they got it right i guess you know like sometimes they get it wrong as we know from
00:17:03.500 recent cases but if they declare you brain dead are you going to get paralytics yes you're going
00:17:10.720 to get paralytics. They're also referred to as neuromuscular blocking drugs. According to one
00:17:15.640 bit of research, I looked at this, everything's linked in the show notes about 90% of the time
00:17:20.440 they're using paralytics. Maybe they didn't use them with this one guy, you know, who is like
00:17:25.260 crying and like, Oh yeah. Because they don't like to deal with that when they're killing somebody,
00:17:30.720 you know, it's, it's unpleasant. So, okay. Paralytics are used. Are our patients medicated
00:17:38.820 for pain? No. Are pain meds sometimes used? Yeah. So one review that looked at one center's cases
00:17:46.700 found that about one third of brain dead donors received an opioid, most often fentanyl, and around
00:17:53.320 63 received an inhaled anesthetic such as savoflurane or isoflurane, and about 90% received
00:18:01.800 a neuromuscular blocker. But is this to medicate for pain? And would it actually reduce pain? No,
00:18:09.120 the medication is actually just standard procedure for organ preservation and to suppress spinal
00:18:15.720 reflexes and stabilize physiology. They're not necessarily enough to prevent pain. And there are
00:18:22.780 no universally binding national or international interoperative anesthesia guidelines for brain
00:18:28.100 dead donor recovery. So they're just going to use whatever they think is appropriate to make
00:18:35.180 the body not move and to keep the organs functioning. But if, I don't know, if the
00:18:42.720 paralyzed patient is not thrashing and the organs seem okay, they're probably going to save on their
00:18:48.860 pain medication budget. So I'd not heard about the Lazarus reflex or Lazarus sign. Have you heard of
00:18:57.060 that before i had not but it sounds like just an excuse for murdering people i know it's like it's
00:19:02.880 the it's like something you know when they they throw the lobster in the in the pot of boiling
00:19:07.900 water and they're like oh it's just a natural reaction that yeah it's a yeah it's not it
00:19:14.920 doesn't hurt or any like oh my god anyway the lazarus sign is a pattern of movement sometimes
00:19:21.180 observed in people declared brain dead who remain on a ventilator this person may flex both arms and
00:19:27.680 elbows raise their arms upward bring their hands toward their neck chin or chest or endo endotracheal
00:19:35.140 take sorry endotracheal tube or they'll cross their arms over their chest or occasionally
00:19:41.200 lift or arch their upper body yeah one of the really common parts of the Lazarus effect is
00:19:46.980 when they start screaming i'm still alive don't kill me please don't kill me i have a family
00:19:52.720 that's one of the most common of the symptoms that they have yeah so it's a reaction that
00:20:00.360 bodies have when they get scared well yeah the standard explanation is that the movement is
00:20:05.820 generated by neural circuits in the spinal cord and below the brain stem without input from the
00:20:12.260 cerebral cortex or brainstem that there's no sound basis to describe it as a conscious defensive act
00:20:19.140 if the brain death diagnosis was correctly made but that is if the diagnosis was correctly made
00:20:25.740 and also like if it's a real thing other than a diagnosis that they make to get organs and here's
00:20:31.840 the thing about pain there doesn't really seem to be a scientific way to measure pain
00:20:37.680 science like doctors don't have a way to know if a patient there's the what what scale the
00:20:43.060 scopol scale where they measure pain from like insects bites and they there is a scientific way
00:20:50.040 to measure pain but there might not be a scientific measure pain in a person using an mri or something
00:20:55.700 subjectively like oh wait how does the bug thing work okay i'll look it up because i go into a
00:21:03.440 doctor's office and they're like, what level of pain do you have? One through 10. But then if they
00:21:08.360 think you're like trying to get opioids or something, they're like, I don't know about you.
00:21:14.120 And I, yeah, I mean, like, I know, I know people who have dealt with chronic pain
00:21:19.120 throughout their lives. And yes, it's called the Scoville system. Okay. Tell me how this works.
00:21:24.380 It's a Schmidt sting pain index created by entomologist, Dr. Justin O. Schmidt.
00:21:30.480 it ranks that is an autism if i've ever seen one stings from ants bees and wafts on a numeric scale
00:21:37.420 much like the scobell scale ranks the heat of chili how it works one to four rating the scale
00:21:42.580 runs from zero completely harmless or ineffective against human skin of the four excruciating
00:21:47.560 incapacitating pain each whole number step up is roughly tenfold more painful than the next level
00:21:52.980 firsthand testing schmidt cataloged the data by intentionally allowing himself to be stung by 0.84
00:21:58.740 more than 80 species of insects right but no that's just giving that's that's like a a spiciness
00:22:04.560 meter it's the number of chilies on your menu that's not allowing a doctor to objectively be 0.64
00:22:09.600 able to tell if a body in front of him is is in pain or not i mean like maybe they're screaming
00:22:17.060 and writhing but like you don't know if that's acting or if that is real as as as a third party
00:22:23.040 there's no way looking at some of these insects they can really do a number on you okay anyway
00:22:28.480 sorry i need to get demiked can can we pause for a second right if the diagnosis was correctly made
00:22:34.480 oh anyway so the way that like doctors put the the lazarus sign they're like well i mean you know
00:22:44.120 because the the arms appeared to reach toward the face or two people sometimes describe it as trying
00:22:50.980 to pull out the tube or sitting up or fighting the surgeon which can be deeply unsettling to see
00:22:59.200 and it deserves a clear explanation before family members witness withdrawal of ventilation or donor
00:23:04.700 surgery but that sounds awful dystopian and kind of like we need an explanation for these that is
00:23:12.580 the most dystopian and this is all coming in the context of i understand that organ donation saves
00:23:18.620 lives. And I know that's where I feel. We need a better system for doing it than this.
00:23:23.780 Or at least to be like, look, because I think, you know, there's a lot of people who are like,
00:23:28.660 if I'm damaged goods, I don't, don't bring me back. Like I lived a full life. I'd love to do
00:23:33.000 some good if, you know, I don't want to live the rest of my life severely disabled. Cause that's, 1.00
00:23:37.560 I mean, that is often what happens to, to people who are declared brain dead after. So, you know,
00:23:43.700 And it is true that many, many patients who are declared brain dead don't make it, even if they last for a really long time.
00:23:50.940 So the paper I actually referenced when looking up the Lazarus effect, there's this academic paper that specifically reported on two brain dead patients who survived for over 100 days after being declared brain dead.
00:24:03.740 They note in the abstract of that paper that while typically someone who is declared brain dead dies of some form of like cardiac arrest or like they just their heart fails after a week.
00:24:15.180 One was like they survived for like 117 days and the other one survived for longer.
00:24:20.840 And both had showed these Lazarus signs during that process.
00:24:26.100 And the paper does also note that organ donation was recommended to both families, but both families refused.
00:24:32.760 so I mean good on them but also like that there is that conflict of these
00:24:38.340 very often people who do get this bad don't survive but then we have that like like you said
00:24:47.760 like you've heard of people in the medical profession who are like yeah sometimes we just
00:24:51.740 won't really bother to do this all the right way we're not really properly diagnosing we're kind
00:24:55.920 of triaging a situation and it's just easier for someone to be brain dead than for us to have to
00:25:00.640 work on them a whole lot more when you know i could say i mean i think that my take would be
00:25:04.900 we just need a lot more research into how to tell if somebody actually isn't going to come back
00:25:09.920 and that is just not something that there's a lot of motivation for right now yeah yeah because the
00:25:15.960 the money is in favor of funneling toward organ donation anyway also she'd mentioned the apnea
00:25:22.440 test so we'll take a look at that in the apnea test what clinicians do basically is if someone
00:25:27.420 if you're on oxygen support, they, they will get you to a hundred percent in, in like your blood
00:25:33.300 oxygen. And then they'll just turn it off. And what they're trying to see is within this 10
00:25:39.620 minute window, if when your oxygen concentration goes down, whether you will take a voluntary
00:25:47.620 breath. And what my friend had said was like, well, that, you know, like they use this as part
00:25:55.200 of maybe a classification for someone is brain dead, but if someone is extremely sedated or on
00:26:01.840 a bunch of other meds, look, they're probably not going to breathe on their own. Like any sedated
00:26:07.800 person is brain dead for them. Like they're just like, anyone you took to a hospital and put in
00:26:12.520 that situation would be in that situation. So I look it up because when, when, when I first looked
00:26:18.880 around, it was like, well, that would never happen because current us guidelines specifically
00:26:23.020 require that sedative effects and pharmacologic paralysis should be excluded and not present
00:26:28.680 before the test can support a brain death determination. But then I was like, well, okay,
00:26:36.000 these guidelines are not enforced. We actually can't know with certainty that every U.S. hospital
00:26:41.600 or even every clinician in every case follows these 2023 guidelines around this test exactly.
00:26:48.520 The guideline is a national professional standard. It's supposed to improve consistency. It's not a law. It's not like a hospital policy. And so there's nothing technically in most cases that there may be states where there actually are hard laws about this. Not that I found while I was researching this though, that say like you have to like make sure everything's completely out of the system before you run this test.
00:27:13.720 however there doesn't seem to be a whole lot stopping people let's go to the the mentions of
00:27:20.040 of like i mean one of the things to remember here is hospitals are systems yes and there is a huge
00:27:27.100 incentive for these people to die and in addition to that huge incentive there's a huge incentive
00:27:32.120 for them to not realize or not take moral culpability if they've been making a mistake
00:27:36.640 here and on top of all that there is a huge financial incentive because you're not going to
00:27:43.040 get another job easily if you if you whistleblow on this and then on top of all that they believe
00:27:49.440 that they're probably doing the right thing because they're saving more lives than they're
00:27:53.380 taking yeah and i mean these are again like these are cases where it's like look their odds of
00:27:57.600 surviving are so low and these are also often probably clinicians who are like i know this kid
00:28:03.380 who needs a kidney so bad you know this this this and they've gotten to know them probably over time
00:28:09.100 I bet you know if they're just in hospitals so like you know this kid they've been on the list
00:28:13.600 like they could die they're so sweet you have a relationship with them and then here comes in 0.98
00:28:18.060 this stranger who had a drug overdose and you're like who's this you know like jerk you know like 0.97
00:28:23.800 what they're like you know someone comes in and like you know they're in their 30s and they're 0.98
00:28:27.260 a parent or whatever but they just had a car accident well they're probably dead and it's
00:28:30.800 really busy and who knows if we could even save them now so it's just better to declare them 0.97
00:28:34.320 brain dead, blah, blah, blah. So I get it. Like it is, it is an ethically fraught situation, 0.99
00:28:39.200 but from a personal standpoint, like, Whoa, anyway, it's not just about what like this,
00:28:46.020 this moment of triage. It's also about what happens to these live bodies. And that's kind
00:28:50.880 of where I have the problem with it. I'm like, okay, it's one thing for like a doctor to be
00:28:54.780 like, all right, Simone, she looks pretty wasted. Like she got really messed up in that car accident 1.00
00:28:58.780 or whatever, like, let's just declare this an organ donation situation. Look, if you're going
00:29:04.540 to do that, if you're going to harvest my organs, I want to be like, I want the pain meds. I want
00:29:10.500 the pain meds that are going to work. Okay. Like I, I, and, and also I didn't know that, that a lot
00:29:16.440 of other things can happen. So yes, there, there have been studies in which genetically modified
00:29:22.300 pig kidneys were connected to or transplanted into brain dead research patients there you can
00:29:29.940 see i i'll link to it in the show notes this this study human brain dead recipient model in solid
00:29:35.260 organ xenotransplantation a scoping review of technical and ethical issues the chances of a
00:29:41.060 tomato very low i saw that there was going to be a little bit of rain around 3 p.m and then clear
00:29:45.480 for the rest of the evening so you're all set buddy i've got to finish this up and then i'm
00:29:49.860 gonna go cut your hair okay okay i love you buddy go go do some chess strategy learning or watch
00:29:56.340 something else educational or do lessons even better okay okay i love you buddy i don't love
00:30:05.920 you so freaking much you you be good he's he's doing his his normal his normal thing oh he's
00:30:14.360 gone now okay close the door please door okay whatever i don't care um where were we right 0.97
00:30:27.360 so anyway you can see that study and it's all about pig kidneys on organ donors also trainees 0.83
00:30:33.900 can absolutely participate god imagine a muslim gets that i can see why the muslim man was so 0.85
00:30:39.460 freaked out yeah no kidding i think it had to do more with burial but you're right that the the 0.96
00:30:45.160 pig kidney for muslims they need their body intact remember our episode on the muslim afterlife 0.88
00:30:49.380 oh that's it yeah so it was about that but yeah anyway the the pig kidney thing would just add 1.00
00:30:54.880 insult one of our best videos by the way i strongly recommend it it's a good one it's 1.00
00:30:58.220 it's a very good one it's crazy what muslims believe about the afterlife 1.00
00:31:02.680 yeah and then even the additional things we learned in the comments like well and you can 1.00
00:31:07.740 see their shins through their legs and their eyes or anyway okay back to brain dead she's talking 0.99
00:31:16.620 about the sex slaves they all get in the afterlife the virginal companions if you haven't seen that 0.99
00:31:23.820 one for a bit of a teaser i would get at least one extra wife all muslims get at least one extra 0.99
00:31:30.440 wife yeah yes this is true i mean you would get more you've been so great so i'd have to i'd have 0.87
00:31:37.040 to compete, but I wouldn't feel bad about it because that would happen to me if I make it
00:31:41.720 to heaven, though probably not because Mohammed saw more women in the fire. And I clearly have
00:31:46.580 done wrong by you telling you to go on the organ donation registry. Oh my God. So I guess I'm
00:31:52.980 going to burn in the fire. Thanks, Malcolm. Fantastic. Anyway. Yeah. So it's not just that
00:31:59.340 you may get some kind of weird experimentation. It's also that the trainees might operate on you
00:32:03.960 because they're like oh what are we you know who cares if you flub something a little bit you know
00:32:09.560 just do the practice operation on the brain dead patient but then things like actual whole body
00:32:15.180 donation for anatomy teaching or dissection and in some forms of practice surgery apparently you
00:32:21.180 need to like sign up extra for that i'm not really sure how that works i don't know i mean you got
00:32:28.240 brains from people for things yeah schizophrenic people presumably those schizophrenic people and
00:32:34.540 none of them were brain dead they were dead i know but presumably they said you can have my brain
00:32:41.240 correct presumably i don't know a lot of them were sort of like words of the state
00:32:48.060 so you were just part of this system that was like i don't know where this i don't care about
00:32:54.420 taking i'm just here to pick up the brain i think it's quite different to take body parts from a
00:33:00.180 dead person yes this is taking body parts from no 100 yeah yeah yeah yeah no that's true that's
00:33:06.220 true i mean i prefer to be turned into diamonds so i want all of that carbon so that all of my
00:33:12.360 children can wear a bit of dead mommy but you do you we really need to buy a diamond compression
00:33:18.440 machine because they're just individually so expensive this is what you're gonna have to
00:33:23.420 use my life insurance to buy and you're going to be very angry the diamond machine and then
00:33:27.280 i'll sell them we'll make it a techno puritan thing oh my god yes you could sell them so it'll
00:33:32.100 have an roi buy a piece of buy a piece of history it'll be great no for other people you make it
00:33:39.100 like right right right right yeah never mind yeah so yeah you could just keep mine for the family
00:33:43.760 jewels that come on how cool would that be if the family you're like on alibaba buy a machine for
00:33:51.460 turning dead bodies into diamonds i found some they look legit and i mean it's such a big industry
00:33:56.920 now i don't think there's it's an industry i'd have fun working in if i'm going to be honest
00:34:02.400 i don't want dead bodies showing up at the house they're not they're ashes they're not going to
00:34:07.720 give you the thing the the meat part they give you the burnt part and we had my mom's ashes
00:34:16.760 sitting in our house for the longest time before you found the perfect tree and it was very
00:34:20.340 thoughtful of you thank you the tree's doing really well by the way i know you're the best
00:34:24.180 you really are the best anyway think about it malcolm okay think about it i'll think about it
00:34:32.220 right we're burning me i'll do a go fund me when you die oh you're not even gonna use the life
00:34:37.380 well i guess you probably are not allowed to you no i the life insurance i'm gonna use that on the 0.99
00:34:41.700 kids you crazy no that's true then never mind you're right what was it yeah no honestly like 0.93
00:34:46.420 that the only reason I don't want to die is because I need to take care of you and I need 0.96
00:34:50.920 to take care of the kids. And that is why. Life insurance isn't a windfall. I've got a date.
00:34:56.780 Oh, great. Right. Of course. Anyway, moving on, let's get to the business of organ harvesting.
00:35:04.320 And I think this is where it sort of is like, like a lot of this could just be well-intentioned
00:35:09.060 people trying to do their best. It gets a little messy sometimes. It becomes a problem when there's
00:35:14.920 a systematic need for organs. So just to set the scene, broad hospital operating margins
00:35:24.960 are really thin. This organization called KFF, which is linked in the show notes,
00:35:30.220 reported a national average hospital operating margin of 5.2% in 2023. And then more recent
00:35:37.040 nonprofit system reporting found a median 1.5% operating margin in 2024. And in that environment,
00:35:45.340 managers are going to care about every reimbursable activity. And even if it's not a central profit
00:35:52.520 driver, an organ donation isn't for hospitals. It's, you know, it's the flashy like outpatient
00:35:58.220 stuff, hip replacements, et cetera, whatever, right? Like the kind of routine, easy stuff that
00:36:02.680 they can just kind of make a lot of money on and they can just run people through.
00:36:06.960 But organ donation is one of those things where you can kind of turn a situation that
00:36:11.740 would possibly even be a negative into a positive.
00:36:16.000 And so there isn't any single trustworthy national figure for hospital profit per donor
00:36:22.100 because hospitals don't separate out organ donation as like a line item in their financials,
00:36:29.080 which I think they should.
00:36:30.380 But Medicare reported roughly $3.3 billion in claimed organ acquisition costs in 2016 and reimbursed around $1.6 billion, that is to say 48% as its share.
00:36:43.900 And a more recent policy discussion reports that basically 2024 data in which non-renal organ revenue exceeded non-renal acquisition costs by $100 million, which shows some kind of system-level possibility of over-recovery in a specific reimbursement category.
00:37:02.500 And I don't know why they're separating out renal and non-renal organs.
00:37:07.280 Maybe you do, but whatever.
00:37:08.480 There are financial incentives, especially when the margins are that thin, and that makes me worried.
00:37:15.020 So it's clear that basically any large transplant center with substantial Medicare organ acquisition activity is going to receive a very meaningful reimbursement through its Medicare cost report.
00:37:27.200 And if you have a high performing donor hospital, it could really improve not just its own economics, but then this economics of this whole affiliated organ transplant organization ecosystem, which could be putting pressure on doctors.
00:37:43.480 I found one 2019 conference abstract using fiscal year 2016 Medicare cost report data that estimated that each organ procured for one of those organizing operations increased average Medicare organ acquisition reimbursement by roughly $10,918 per kidney, $11,291 per liver, $11,371 per heart,
00:38:10.740 9,294 per lung. And if you add all those things up, like one human that has a decent kidney,
00:38:20.700 liver, two lungs, and a heart, that's a decent amount of money. Anyway, for the standard
00:38:29.020 transplant programs, the estimated average annual increase in Medicare reimbursement attributable
00:38:33.840 to procurement was approximately 460, sorry, 456,000 for kidneys, 593,000 for liver programs,
00:38:44.120 383 for heart, et cetera. Anyway, these are reimbursements. They're not the net profits,
00:38:49.160 but also like, I don't know how much in terms of incremental costs you have for things like
00:38:56.880 organ extraction at a hospital. I mean, presumably you have like your doctor's
00:39:03.840 who are on call, like you're paying your, your salaried staff to do this stuff. And I would
00:39:09.940 probably, if I were the hospital, have a brain dead patient scheduled for organ transplantation,
00:39:15.100 like I would just fit them in to unscheduled spots. Right. And then like slow times,
00:39:22.240 cause you can just kind of keep them alive as long as you want, like within at least a week
00:39:26.140 before they're very likely to die. And then you just slot them in. So I don't think the marginal
00:39:31.400 cost of processing people for organ transplantation costs hospitals incrementally that
00:39:37.480 much more. So as far as I'm aware, as far as I can figure, it's just upside. Anyway.
00:39:45.680 Isn't that great? Every day you get potential organs coming through your door.
00:39:51.580 I mean, if I were a hospital administrator, I would have a difficult time seeing it as anything
00:39:55.480 other than that. Wouldn't you? If you're that concerned, if you're running at a 1.5% margin,
00:40:00.640 oh absolutely that's so thin I mean you are definitely chewing people out for not I want
00:40:06.400 some of the spicy popcorn friend why do you smell like barbecue buddy eating chips why am I going
00:40:14.280 to give you more junk food if you're just already eating junk food friend I'm going to be down in
00:40:19.100 about 10 minutes can you give me time until then please I love you and off he goes anyway we need
00:40:27.400 to get you off the organ donor registry we need to get me off the organ donor registry and i'm just 1.00
00:40:32.040 gonna i'm gonna go through first a scary case of the the muslim convert and then we're gonna talk 0.99
00:40:37.820 about how to do it so this was actually in 2026 this is a man in new jersey named keith lott he
00:40:45.240 he previously registered as a donor through his new jersey driver's license just like we all do
00:40:50.540 for those of who are outside the u.s when you get a driver's license in the united states
00:40:55.540 They ask you on your little form, would you like to be an organ donor? And on your driver's
00:41:01.980 license, if you are an organ donor, you have a little heart, a little cute red heart. And if
00:41:07.340 you see someone's license that doesn't have a little red heart, you just know that they're a 1.00
00:41:12.060 jerk, a selfish jerk who doesn't want to save that poor Jimmy, who just like you said to me, 1.00
00:41:18.460 there's a lot, there is like, there's genuine social pressure around it. Like if someone's 1.00
00:41:23.640 looking at your driver's license and they you know believe in helping kidney heart transplant
00:41:30.180 whatever like vulnerable people get the organs they desperately need they're gonna judge and
00:41:36.520 also keep in mind the effective ultras community is pretty famous for donating kidneys like going
00:41:43.180 out of their way to give organs of course they're all going to register as organ donors i mean i
00:41:47.840 think what we should do is make it legal for living people to donate organs for money for no
00:41:52.680 like actually i i think that that's super important i i wish that that were the case
00:41:56.840 because it would make things i think in many ways more ethical you could make constraints for it
00:42:02.400 look you can set you know if this person is impoverished then they can't or whatever i don't
00:42:07.680 care but like make it sell your organs if you reach a certain state of health oh like if you're
00:42:14.740 not healthy enough you can't sell them did you set off a mousetrap no not at all you had a call
00:42:21.360 before oh i did yeah it looks like spam what's spam what spam spam means it's a random person
00:42:30.220 that really didn't want to reach me they were just trying to sell me something it's like a scam
00:42:33.460 okay hey thanks for helping yeah you're welcome i thought it was someone important
00:42:41.320 oh we'll be done super soon octavian okay okay oh good lord anyway so after he converted to islam
00:42:53.620 and did not reselect his donor option in 2025 he finds himself very tragically on life support
00:43:03.440 and representatives connected to the donation process told his family that his earlier
00:43:09.220 registration was a lifetime contract and reporting of this case and nobody told me that when i ticked
00:43:16.380 a freaking box and did you know that the main thing that effective altruists have talked about
00:43:21.680 when i've talked to them in their meetings is making it the default when you sign up yes yeah 0.95
00:43:26.060 yeah yeah yeah and if they're gonna treat it as a lifetime contract and it's the default option on
00:43:31.120 a long standardized form that is wildly unethical that just makes me hate these organizations so
00:43:37.880 Hold on, hold on. There actually is no legal basis in New Jersey law for the claim that
00:43:42.680 a donor registration cannot be revoked during the donor's lifetime.
00:43:47.120 Oh, in New Jersey law? What about Pennsylvania? What about any other state?
00:43:50.700 I know, I know. We all have to look this up. But allegedly, the New Jersey Sharing Network
00:43:55.120 reportedly said that it accesses Motor Vehicle Commission donor status information in real time
00:44:01.000 to verify the most current status. But what appears to have happened is the organ procurement
00:44:07.720 organization was using outdated records and then just lying about them. This whole lifetime,
00:44:13.580 they just made that up. They're like, look, his name's on the list. We're taking his organs.
00:44:18.600 And so his family had to seek court intervention in this very time sensitive conflict in order to
00:44:28.120 stop the process. So another element of this that concerns me isn't just like, oh, is the person
00:44:35.580 actually brain dead? Did you actually get the diagnosis right? It's also, did this person
00:44:41.120 actually consent to this? Like, are you, are you even checking up to date records? What if they
00:44:45.200 changed their mind because they saw this episode? I don't know, but what you need to do, if you want
00:44:51.280 to change it is first, if you're in the United States, go to your DMV state website. Are you
00:44:59.420 going to book time for this? Are you going to handle this? I am going to handle this for you,
00:45:03.940 Malcolm. Yes. I obviously got you in this problem. I'm going to get us out of it, but you, you have
00:45:08.860 to first make sure your license doesn't have that designation. And then you need to make sure that
00:45:13.280 when you change the designation that you print and keep the receipt, then you need to make sure
00:45:18.660 that your friends and family know that you're not an organ donor. So you have to very openly broadcast
00:45:24.580 and they're going to criticize you and you're going to have to push through and just send them
00:45:29.340 a link to the show notes that we have on patreon or subs well though our family know because our
00:45:33.920 fans know okay okay fine but who's gonna be at the hospital we're gonna be telling my brother about
00:45:40.420 this i'm sure yeah yeah i was gonna say i'm sure he's not but he probably would have said yeah i'll
00:45:47.580 do it you know because he's such a nice person too and like oh god anyway make sure that the
00:45:54.040 people who are gonna show up at the hospital if something bad happens to you know that you're
00:45:58.240 super not cool with it. And then a very strong practical measure on top of that is to add a
00:46:04.120 direct statement to your advanced directive or healthcare power of attorney. That's something
00:46:09.260 like, and I have this written down in the show notes. I revoke any prior anatomical gift organ
00:46:14.980 donor registration, tissue donor registration. I don't know donor registration, whole body donation
00:46:21.020 and authorization for post-mortem research and education. I do not authorize the recovery
00:46:26.480 donation, transplantation, therapy, research, education, training, or other use of my organs,
00:46:30.900 tissues, eyes, or body after death. My healthcare agent and family are directed to communicate
00:46:35.780 and enforce these wishes. So I don't know, consult a lawyer. This is not legal advice, but
00:46:41.120 don't show up to stuff without documented, not for no taking, no touch. I would,
00:46:52.280 i would appreciate if you all did that but then of course i feel conflicted because like
00:46:58.280 if you're actually done those you know if you want to give your organs i i feel so but also i i i
00:47:05.800 don't want to i don't want to be brain dead but also maybe not brain dead and maybe feeling all
00:47:10.520 the pain as they harvest my organs so i don't know where are you with all this i mean i think
00:47:16.360 this is horrifying i can't believe that you this whole lazarus effect thing the way that they
00:47:21.800 worded I'm sure it's in part a real effect I'm sure something they say to sleep at night you
00:47:29.200 know I'm sure yes both I mean well so here's like where I have a problem with it they're like I mean
00:47:34.840 it's impulses in your spinal cord and I'm like yeah but it's also like maybe this is due to my
00:47:40.400 very poor understanding of biology but it's you know like impulses in my spinal cord etc that
00:47:46.040 like cause me to feel things yeah impulses that is true that is how your entire nervous system
00:47:52.060 works is impulses in your spinal cord yeah you know that's being like oh it's just your pain
00:47:56.380 receptors firing like don't worry about it and how complicated the motion is and i'm sure there
00:48:01.580 are some simple you know like you cut a snake in half and the bottom half is still writhing right
00:48:07.640 like simple actions that are just happening because the spinal cord but a lot of it doesn't
00:48:13.440 sound like that a lot of it sounds like they understand that that like we're doing something
00:48:20.760 we just don't care like that's what i'm getting from this i'm glad you brought this up i'm glad
00:48:24.660 we did an episode on this i'm glad my friend told me about it early in the morning so guys
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00:48:57.080 of companies advertising like oh well you just need one place where you can switch between you
00:49:04.020 know one thing and the other instead of paying for all the subscriptions separately this is much
00:49:08.300 more affordable the problem with them is that they are in this case for-profit companies that
00:49:15.860 are not run by people who are just really nerdy about them and they need to make money and like
00:49:19.420 i guess we really do need to make money we're just very bad at it and so you you charge much
00:49:24.080 less of a margin right the industry standard is four was three to five x is the industry standard
00:49:30.280 are you serious 50 yeah right so we are charging like in terms like oh sorry we don't even always
00:49:36.140 charge at 50 percent if something is a stable price and large like video production because
00:49:40.960 that's very costly we charge half that sometimes i feel like we'd be operating on hospital margins
00:49:46.120 my friend i mean especially when you add in like the the vibe quitting expense we're operating on
00:49:50.780 what much worse than hospital margins right now we're operating on negative margins but we'll be
00:49:54.280 extremely negative margins but i would say from that perspective like if you remember the days
00:49:59.920 of like startups offering extremely inexpensive but high quality services because they were
00:50:07.020 basically subsidized by vc money we're the equivalent of that except we're subsidized by like
00:50:12.820 malcolm's intensely laborious volunteer labor and our i don't know pathological inability to
00:50:22.700 well a lot of people will be like why are you more expensive than my other site and it's like
00:50:26.520 Because we use frontier models.
00:50:28.200 You're like freaking Jerry in a simulation set at 5%.
00:50:32.880 Well, Cap is sector at 5% processing.
00:50:35.200 Keep his settings on auto, and we'll deal with him later.
00:50:37.340 Rick Sanchez is the target.
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00:50:46.400 So I sold it?
00:50:48.720 I sold the idea?
00:50:50.380 Yes.
00:50:51.020 Oh, my God.
00:50:51.960 Thank you.
00:50:52.980 You're welcome.
00:50:53.520 and when she says it's all of the stuff it is all of the stuff we give you all of the options for
00:50:58.640 image generation we give you all of the options for video generation we give you options for
00:51:04.820 putting an image here and then like a line here that's like the layout thing it's the the new
00:51:09.540 feature we are working on better generation pointed that out right i thank you bruno yeah
00:51:15.300 uh we are working on our 3d generation is pretty good the the rigging system is pretty good our
00:51:22.460 little puck you know offline system for giving it to your kids for educational purposes is pretty
00:51:28.020 good you know we've got like you dump a document in it'll turn it to audio so you can listen to it
00:51:33.760 we've got audio to audio based ai yesterday had a hiccup where it didn't work for part of the day
00:51:37.960 and it was shunting to open ai i am so sorry i didn't know the ai had built it that way i fixed
00:51:42.920 it now if it's ever broken it'll just tell you it's back to working now so don't worry but like
00:51:47.100 the the roads model is fantastic for like super base stuff just you know all of all of these cool
00:51:53.200 things you can play with but it is it is meant for chuds but you know it is genuinely really
00:51:59.860 really good oh you also anime dubbing you forgot that but not just anime dubbing it's like because
00:52:05.200 it's this is all from a such a an enthusiastic and genuine perspective on malcolm like malcolm
00:52:12.600 didn't just want anime dubbing and like generic ai voices the accents come through it's insane
00:52:18.260 like if someone's supposed to be a hick they're going to sound like a hick which i do not know
00:52:21.840 how that that works it seems like magic to me i know it's just technology i don't understand but
00:52:26.040 i really like it what what hick the the the anime dubber i know it's not just anime dubbing i guess
00:52:32.900 it's any dubbing but how the accents come through oh yeah it's really cool so i mean we offer
00:52:39.820 all the apis and i work really hard to find the cheapest ones for you guys
00:52:45.620 you know yeah the stuff we can do so check that out because i'm sorry i did not sleep very much
00:52:53.920 i would like that i'm not very hungry so i'm not gonna eat did you eat all those chips too
00:53:02.640 i ate one bag of chips oh one small bag welcome you need to eat something
00:53:06.840 just not feeling it i'll have salsa or something
00:53:10.200 you need to take care of you i guess you did have a smoothie you eat a smoothie and you know
00:53:21.160 that is not enough food that is not a what am i gonna do with you did you know that like in in
00:53:26.620 in 1950s home ec classes you know a wife of a house was taught basically trained as is a
00:53:35.820 a nutritionist as well. Like you learned how to cook, you learned how to fix things. 0.99
00:53:39.880 And you were taught about the different nutritional needs at different ages for different people,
00:53:44.900 different levels of activity. And it is my task, even though our society has completely
00:53:50.280 dropped those lessons. Nutrition. To be concerned about your nutritional needs
00:53:56.500 and a balanced diet. And when I just say for a few days when I'm grieving, I'm sorry,
00:54:01.120 i don't feel like eating you think i'm gonna die yeah well it's been several days now and and i
00:54:06.820 mean it was one thing when i told you and then you you couldn't eat and then another day passed but
00:54:11.580 now it's been like five days so maybe we can take better care of i'll survive
00:54:22.540 it's important that we act happy for the fans and that we put on a good a good act
00:54:32.340 so that we got we got cheerful fun episodes for everyone everyone having a good time yeah yeah
00:54:38.600 at least i have my alcohol you know i i i still like that it's not great i love you i love you
00:54:48.140 and who you are and i'm gonna go get you off the organ donor registry and i'm sorry i apologize i
00:54:55.700 was wrong and at the very least you got a really big fat i told you sue out of all this and
00:55:01.540 eventually i think where this unfortunately needs to go is you need enough people withdrawing
00:55:07.200 themselves that they redo the way the system works so that it makes sense to be on it right like
00:55:11.840 right now i'm scared to be on it because of the way that they're acting around this and not
00:55:17.140 admitting that these are major mistakes and charging people with punishments around this
00:55:22.280 i mean i think this should be capital punishment around some of this stuff right like
00:55:26.020 that you would if if not that very severe jail time i mean it's yeah it's there's issues with
00:55:36.580 this too and guy right like the number of cases where somebody has taken themselves off to be
00:55:43.360 that greedy about his organs is absurd well yeah i mean especially if a family's like
00:55:49.520 if it's not on his driver's license and if his family is saying no he's muslim don't do it
00:55:55.720 i mean i feel like i just back off but i also am aware now of the institutionally
00:56:01.080 endemic pressures on hospitals and all these organizations to just like
00:56:07.000 no we have to we need to take this like we are not going to be in net net positive at the end
00:56:15.120 of the year if we do not get like this certain quota it's very scary so i don't know what to do
00:56:20.180 about it aside from get us off right now and we need to reevaluate later but i would look maybe
00:56:27.220 this isn't going to matter really soon because we're starting to grow organs from stuff yeah
00:56:33.420 stuff which i'm awesome for i'm awesome for yes stuff stuff based organs i want more stuff based
00:56:42.040 organs for my stuff based organs my immortality you can just shove in another an extra one you
00:56:48.200 know just have two hearts why not i love all the organs i will be a time lord i will have two hearts
00:56:54.840 doesn't he have four i think he has two but it like wouldn't be efficient it's a bad way to do
00:57:00.760 but you can say he has extra valves or something.
00:57:02.780 Didn't brachiosauruses have two hearts?
00:57:06.780 They had the butt heart.
00:57:08.280 Right. 1.00
00:57:08.740 And they had the head heart.
00:57:09.100 That makes sense for a giant animal.
00:57:10.820 I mean, oh no, was it the brain?
00:57:11.820 There's a butt brain and the head brain.
00:57:14.320 Maybe, but I don't know. 0.68
00:57:15.400 You need to go make the kids dinner
00:57:19.060 and get to bed extra early 1.00
00:57:20.520 and I'm going to come down policing you 1.00
00:57:21.680 to make sure you do.
00:57:22.720 Thank you. 1.00
00:57:23.140 Which means I will beat you senseless 0.93
00:57:25.440 if you are still down there past 6.30, okay? 0.98
00:57:30.760 Wait, I'm not allowed to say that to my wife.
00:57:35.760 Oh, I thought this was America.
00:57:37.760 I thought it was America.
00:57:38.760 Oh, is this a communist country or something?
00:57:40.760 I thought this was America.
00:57:42.760 Oh my goodness gracious.
00:57:45.760 The world is so strange.
00:57:48.760 I don't know what to do.
00:57:49.760 Okay.
00:57:50.760 Bye.
00:57:51.760 Merry Christmas.
00:57:52.760 Bye. 0.86
00:57:53.760 Oh, Substack.
00:57:55.760 If you like weekend episodes, check us out.
00:57:57.760 out also all the stuff's linked all the weird research yeah oh yeah yeah you know more something
00:58:02.940 something yeah whatever the mic yes that's my fetish why i don't know it's just there's something
00:58:14.000 really cute about the sound of you chewing to me and i don't know everyone else says like that's
00:58:18.920 when i started hating him you're not chewing into the mic this is for me you're not putting this in
00:58:28.300 the podcast just oh no i am i'm putting your weird fetish malcolm you are going to anger people no
00:58:34.380 one wants to hear anyone eating or slurping but for some reason they want to see you acting like 0.98
00:58:39.920 a freaking pervert with your weird asmr nonsense i just like the sound of you chewing i don't yeah 0.98
00:58:46.540 hold on Simone so this is what the team told me okay I was like I did not believe this okay 0.99
00:58:51.620 okay they had it confirmed with multiple people so we'll see confirmed with okay
00:58:55.420 that having designer babies is now a status symbol in like upper class New York circles
00:59:05.020 oh yeah the economist basically endorsed it and now it's okay it's chic
00:59:07.920 what the economist endorsed it yeah what so we started this thing and now we didn't start it
00:59:14.300 oh my god though did we because what if it was barclay bram who works at the economist
00:59:20.920 chilled with the cool folks at natal con we got typhoon together maybe he was like yeah
00:59:26.320 what the heck they may be hipster eugenicists but they're not the most evil people i don't know
00:59:33.900 because we've like tried to be helpful to him over time occasionally maybe that's the connection
00:59:38.360 that's how you win if you just be nice oh we've got to connect them with yuki yaru you should
00:59:43.680 have her email we did already we did we did on saturday that is so yes no i i i had like i had
00:59:51.600 that as sort of what about our friend who was canceled has she said she'll talk with him
00:59:54.660 which one for the trans comments
00:59:58.980 going to slut con oh i need i need to ask i need to ask sorry please do it's it's narratively very
01:00:07.840 important i yes i i want to show how we win well i was i was waiting to see how how it plays out i
01:00:14.660 need to check in with her so i will do so and you need to explain to them because they're filming
01:00:18.120 behind her right now this is our fab technology we're using right here oh yes of paying other
01:00:23.680 people yes this is our fab technology we're recording on now is that good did i do it right
01:00:32.660 That was not good at all.
01:00:35.140 No, I'm like legit, really excited about what you built with this because someone actually
01:00:40.500 just today emailed us about some Chrome plugin that he created after you were like, Simone,
01:00:45.240 you can't keep saying this word or that word, you know, because I was reading the Andrew
01:00:49.780 Tate article quotes that I was, you know, from the, from that episode on Andrew Tate.
01:00:54.200 And he was like, well, I built a Chrome plugin, which is actually quite clever.
01:00:57.520 That takes all the naughty to YouTube words and we'll just switch them to acceptable words
01:01:02.040 just in your browser so that you don't accidentally read the wrong thing which is
01:01:06.680 somewhat clever for like all the youtubers who are trying to self-censor but you
01:01:10.180 like i created a beep with an indian head pattern that happens with our editing system yeah where
01:01:16.320 you could just take every single word that is naughty and just replace it immediately with
01:01:20.960 censorship which which i think is funnier i think it's funnier too i think that there was this period
01:01:25.980 in the 90s when shows just had abundant beeps in them and they were like better than actual bad
01:01:32.360 words and i think for a while then sitcoms and other comedies well you know what show is famous
01:01:36.960 for adding random beeps yeah like when it's not the real word right yeah you know what show
01:01:43.060 a bunch of them did it right which one is famous for it there's a show that's famous for doing it
01:01:49.160 because the family didn't cuss and they wanted to make them look more like redneck okay who what
01:01:55.260 duck dynasty duck are you serious yeah the real duck dynasty family never curses and so what they
01:02:01.040 would do is they would add beefs to make it look like they were cursing up the storm all the time
01:02:05.200 okay that's that's actually pretty amazing why would they do that because they're progressives
01:02:11.900 who have an incredibly bigoted view of conservatives oh so they thought they 0.55
01:02:15.660 weren't rednecky enough if they didn't have potty mouths yeah and normal conservatives 0.60
01:02:22.080 are like christians and so they're like no why would i curse i'm not gonna be inappropriate right 0.79
01:02:26.780 wow okay but they needed to dehumanize them so you know you can't you can't have people think
01:02:31.340 oh maybe conservatives aren't you know that's really crazy that is genuinely okay it's wild
01:02:36.380 how long this has been going on but let's let's get into this simone yeah you found a fun topic
01:02:40.580 for me yeah separate for like not just so there are two ways that i can introduce this i can just
01:02:46.380 briefly introduce it or i could just read like slightly edited but the texts that i was sent
01:02:51.520 that made me be like what because i was like what and i feel like maybe that would just be a good
01:02:56.360 enough introduction i think that is a good introduction and i think you are a very special
01:03:01.920 person and this is the first public podcast because somebody's like i'm so glad to see you
01:03:05.880 guys bouncing back and i was like i haven't recorded any since then yeah well that was
01:03:09.660 from the before times and that's why we were so cheerful and bouncy but anyway okay you can see
01:03:14.580 those teary simone eyes right now oh god well you know what we cry for a lot of reasons and there
01:03:20.880 were a lot of, anyway. What did you want to show me? A video. We have to make a video. You have to
01:03:29.420 make a video. Three, two, one, go. Bogey on it, bogey on it, bogey on it, bogey on it, bogey on it, bogey on it, bogey on it, bogey on it, bogey on it, bogey on it.
01:03:40.480 Don't mind me. Stay there. I'm going to come back, okay?
01:03:48.480 Okay.
01:03:56.880 What are you doing?
01:03:58.200 Can I see the video?