Based Camp - August 31, 2026


New Trend: Alpine Divorce (Men Learn They Can Just ... Leave Annoying Women)


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00:00:00.000 Hello, Malcolm. I'm so excited to be speaking with you today because we are going to be speaking
00:00:05.660 about men abandoning women on their hikes in this new trend. That's hilarious. Which is actually 1.00
00:00:13.980 not so new, called Alpine Divorce. The term actually comes from an old book like written
00:00:19.740 in the 1840s or 60s about a man, a story about a man who was going to take his wife on an Alpine
00:00:27.000 hike uh and then uh you know she would conveniently tragically die on the hike uh and he'd be fine
00:00:33.040 but instead at the at the summit of the mountain or whatever his his wife tells him that um no
00:00:39.080 joke's on him because she has called the police and said that she's been murdered or she's going
00:00:43.060 to be murdered by her husband and then she she jumps off the car like minutes before the police
00:00:48.100 arrived that she called or something so that's that's where this name came from um and now we're
00:00:53.780 gonna see what people think alpine divorce is now um wait so what what what did it used to be you
00:00:59.400 said minutes before the police she called about she jumped off the mountain so it was a it was
00:01:06.380 a reverse double trick you see oh she said i'm gonna do an alpine divorce and no i think it's
00:01:12.640 a book called alpine divorce um that's where the term comes from oh people are calling this trend
00:01:18.260 alpine divorce so it's about it's a book about a lady unaliving yeah but in revenge for her 0.96
00:01:24.920 husband who planned on murdering her anyway so that doesn't sound very revengey look women be
00:01:33.080 weird okay and that's really what this is about i saw a couple of days ago and this is a it's a
00:01:38.400 trending article by the guardian um about this trend of men abandoning women on their hiking
00:01:45.840 trips. I'm going to read a little bit of it, not all of it. I think it's very amusing.
00:01:51.340 On social media, women describe Alpine divorce as going on a hike, climb, or other outdoor adventure
00:01:56.800 with a male partner only to be abandoned or left behind. Perhaps he went too fast and neglected to
00:02:02.500 wait, or a fight on the trail resulted in him storming off. Breakups have quickly followed.
00:02:07.700 In a TikTok with more than 4.2 million likes, a woman bawls as she takes shaky steps down a rock
00:02:14.280 formation he left me by myself i should have never come with him sobs the woman who did not
00:02:20.520 respond to a request for comment others flooded the comments women in the woods die for man they
00:02:26.280 desperately want men in the oh oh a man or a bear in the woods the moment you leave them alone
00:02:32.900 how dare he actually what's really funny is in some of the social media commentary on this very
00:02:38.320 trend they're like this is exactly why i would choose the bear oh you don't want the man there
00:02:44.140 so much that's why you would choose the bear no they no they would choose the bear because you
00:02:48.260 can't depend on the man is is their conclusion that men are so unreliable they'll just abandon
00:02:52.800 you i would prefer a bear a bear is predictable okay go go into this more and go into this
00:02:59.160 others flooded the comments section with stories about being served with an alpine divorce
00:03:03.760 one woman described a 12-hour journey out of the grand canyon after her boyfriend ditched her
00:03:08.880 during which she was assisted by quote a very nice man from norway end quote who carried her
00:03:13.840 backpack another described getting lost in the woods after a man left her behind and immediately
00:03:17.960 blocking his number once she got home there's that male ego element of it's not necessarily evil but
00:03:24.500 it usually has a negative effect on the partner many of the women described having some level
00:03:29.040 of dependence on their partner in nature they may not have been carrying the right supplies or
00:03:33.140 enough water or were not familiar with the terrain making them feel vulnerable it's such a common
00:03:38.360 what i'm really hearing here is they would go hiking with men that were carrying more than
00:03:43.940 their share of supplies that were doing more than their share of the work and all of a sudden they
00:03:49.100 have to just manage themselves and they can't do it spoilers malcolm but hmm it's such a common
00:03:59.380 thing says julie ellison the first female editor-in-chief of climbing magazine who now
00:04:04.660 works as an outdoor lifestyle photographer she has heard quote so many stories end quote about
00:04:10.260 men fumbling outdoor dates there's that male ego element to it that's not necessarily evil or
00:04:15.520 ill-intentioned but it usually has a negative effect on the partner who's being left behind
00:04:19.120 end quote a recent case study illustrates this point last month an amateur austrian mountaineer
00:04:25.480 was found guilty of gross negligence manslaughter for leaving his exhausted girlfriend behind on
00:04:30.900 his country's highest peak, while he went in search of help. The man, a Salzburg chief identified only
00:04:36.760 as Thomas P., said he was endlessly sorry for her death, and his lawyer called it a tragic accident.
00:04:42.920 But Thomas P. could not explain why he failed to wrap his freezing girlfriend in her emergency
00:04:47.220 blanket before heading down the mountain without her, because apparently she wasn't capable.
00:04:52.360 Anyway, earlier in their trek, he had also told the police officer over the phone that they did
00:04:56.900 not need any help even though a rescue helicopter was made available to them a former girlfriend
00:05:01.680 testified that thomas p had left her behind on a trail during a hike in 2023 quote so that was
00:05:07.580 the last mountain expedition we undertook together she said outdoor culture romanticized they kept
00:05:12.940 dating that's interesting well i mean clearly they didn't stay long enough together for you
00:05:21.420 know because there was another girlfriend and then she died um but you know wait what yeah
00:05:27.320 thomas p abandoned his girlfriend on the highest peak in austria oh and then she died yes that's
00:05:34.060 i just read a whole paragraph about how he was just found guilty of gross negligence because he
00:05:38.080 abandoned her do we have reasons why these men keep abandoning these women are they literally
00:05:44.140 when these men are their lifelines being that annoying on mountains one wonders one wonders
00:05:50.600 I will read those just a little bit more.
00:05:55.460 Outdoor culture romanticizes, pushing your limits and flexing endurance.
00:05:59.360 Folk heroes have been made out of rugged men such as Timothy Treadwell, the environmentalist who was mauled by the grizzly bears he lived alongside,
00:06:06.420 or Christopher McCandless, who eschewed society to live alone and in the wild and later died of starvation.
00:06:13.260 quote there's endless and there's this emphasis on strength independence and stoicism that's
00:06:18.580 really embedded in the way males are taught to prioritize character traits said doriel jakov
00:06:23.960 a new york-based therapist who specializes in relationship patterns quote masculinity seems
00:06:29.080 to play a role in how alpine divorce manifests in real life a man walking 100 feet ahead of his
00:06:34.660 girlfriend because he can't be bothered to wait for her is bad manners but failing to properly
00:06:39.400 care for someone in an environment they're not prepared to handle alone can cause real harm
00:06:43.780 quote i can't see how leaving someone in a highly unsafe position wouldn't qualify as an abusive
00:06:49.300 dynamic especially if the man is aware to some degree that that's not that that's what they're
00:06:53.520 doing says jock of naomi 46 an educator and member of the wine hiking society that sounds like a
00:07:00.700 really bad combination i i that does sound like a terrible combination i can't pick that up the
00:07:06.820 first time i read this i this is a funny thing like everybody knows that you know if beer and
00:07:18.020 and hunting and beer and fishing go together each of you youngins take a gun a beer and some smokes 0.97
00:07:24.920 hey i'll blow your freaking head off hey look out son that's dangerous you're gonna spill your beer 0.96
00:07:31.200 but the moment i hear wine and hiking wine for some reason my brain is immediately but if you're 0.99
00:07:36.220 like let's have beer and go hunting i'd be like yeah of course yeah uh you know but um that's
00:07:42.380 because i associate women with wine maybe um or wine moms wine yeah anyway wine hiking society
00:07:49.700 a community organization for women that promotes outdoor exploration and socialization
00:07:55.100 was not surprised when she saw a discussion of alpine divorce on tiktok quote it feels like
00:08:01.180 another version of a me too story to me she said my response is like well of course this happens
00:08:06.760 about 20 years ago naomi hit the desert peak an 11 000 36 foot mountain close to her home in salt
00:08:14.380 lake city with two friends another woman and a man who she had a close but not romantic relationship
00:08:19.380 with on the way up naomi started to feel disoriented possibly from altitude sickness
00:08:23.480 but the man who was chasing the goal of hiking the highest peak in every county in utah
00:08:27.540 did not want to stop naomi requested use of only her first name for the sake of privacy
00:08:32.180 the man and the woman left naomi on the way up she knew that they would not come back for her
00:08:36.700 because the trail was a loop and she feared she would pass out i felt like i had to crawl on my
00:08:41.100 hands and knees and i finally made it to the top naomi eventually stopped hiking with the man
00:08:45.700 i realized at some point that every bad thing that would happen to me outside
00:08:49.940 he was the common denominator she said well maybe you don't go outside you're not with him 0.98
00:08:56.380 it sounds like it does sound like that and what was she said she was on her knees doing what she
00:09:01.640 was like crawling up the mountain i would find myself in sketchy situations that were way outside
00:09:06.100 my comfort zone which is often a theme in these stories of either being left behind or pushing 0.74
00:09:11.020 yourself beyond your limit these are just women who don't hike i think and you're gonna see i think
00:09:15.200 there's a connection here a few a few years ago these are women who want guys that are out of 0.98
00:09:19.860 their leagues and fit and they're like desperately climbing their way up mountains trying to impress 0.98
00:09:24.440 it's very you know the parent trap um you know there's there's the the rich girlfriend and the
00:09:29.660 hiking disaster where she like puts on her like this is very like actually very apropos she puts 0.86
00:09:35.060 on her like sexy influencer hiking outfit and they all go hiking and she cannot handle it that is
00:09:40.300 what this is for sure um it's the parent trap all over again what's going on here's what's going on
00:09:46.640 buddy second one obviously that's the best one lindsey lohan she was great she was great um
00:09:52.980 and her new face is fantastic anyway um a few years ago Naomi was hiking in Arches National
00:09:58.880 Park in Utah when her group noticed a woman lying on the ground in distress lying on the ground
00:10:03.440 the woman told them she she suffered from severe vertigo not ideal given the park's topography
00:10:08.860 and her date had gone to retrieve his camera after she accidentally dropped it into the bowl
00:10:13.460 near the delicate arch quote there was no way she was getting out of her by getting out of there by
00:10:18.100 herself and we hiked with her back down the trailhead naomi said on the way they learned
00:10:22.960 that she was quote on a second date or a third date with the man we were asking her so this might
00:10:29.620 be the last date huh um but anyway yeah i would probably leave my date if they lied down on the
00:10:36.800 ground and dropped my expensive camera inside a very difficult to access natural depression 1.00
00:10:43.340 wait why did she lie down on the ground because she suffered from severe vertigo 0.91
00:10:49.840 she she was scared of heights which you can relate to i can relate to that but then don't
00:10:56.120 go hiking i've never seen you bamf out of a place as fast as that one water slide
00:11:01.680 the one where they just like drop you you've forced me on dangerous hikes before i know
00:11:08.500 exactly what this is like it's true you came this close to alpine divorcing me no i came this close
00:11:16.480 to alpine like literally the original alpine divorce don't you remember how i almost died
00:11:21.220 yes because i freaking tell you that's why we don't hike anymore because i said you're gonna
00:11:25.340 die simone yeah and it wasn't because like of a lack of stamina it's because i'm very clumsy and
00:11:31.640 i was standing right next to you because i don't suffer from severe vertigo by the way if we're
00:11:35.840 talking about sinful behavior i consider hiking like super sinful um it is way too easy to die
00:11:43.160 while hiking not yeah all hiking like if you're in a general whatever place but if you're doing
00:11:48.380 the type of hiking where if you slip it means you die like what a selfish thing to do well and 0.66
00:11:53.320 actually so i'm going to send you to the the og of this this tiktok of the woman that went viral
00:11:58.660 the the guardian articles she had like said she had four million views it now has like over five 1.00
00:12:03.700 million views watch this and you'll see just how irresponsible and sinful she's being because 1.00
00:12:07.980 she's literally holding her camera and like crying as she's like going down a fairly difficult to 1.00
00:12:16.240 navigate section of rocky terrain and like lady please don't you gotta the way you gotta die 0.91
00:12:25.100 navigate this
00:12:26.100 I know I'm walking alone
00:12:28.160 to his children
00:12:28.760 because he let me
00:12:32.380 find himself
00:12:34.720 and I think
00:12:36.340 I never came with him
00:12:38.040 anytime you think about him
00:12:40.920 anytime you think about him
00:12:43.860 I do not go
00:12:45.560 I hate him so much
00:12:48.100 I feel so terrible 0.63
00:12:53.220 like this is the worst saturday of my life i could have been at home
00:12:57.420 that's hilarious hey i ought to be a stand-up did she need a man to tell her to not farm
00:13:06.800 sympathy like this like well no i mean i think she needed a man to tell her to like use all fours
00:13:13.080 if you're going down a very steep and rocky part of terrain like do not do not walk with two feet
00:13:20.060 holding your phone while sobbing for tiktok now keep in mind she also talks about being abandoned
00:13:25.000 in this video at the end of the clip the viral og alpine divorce tiktok clip there are just nice
00:13:31.740 people walking toward her on the trail she's not alone these are like very popular busy trails
00:13:36.160 she's not isolated she can ask for help like that this is not um oh and something i would
00:13:43.180 want to uh you know really signal for fans a trail being popular doesn't mean it's not dangerous
00:13:50.480 oh no that's what i'm worried about most and we're gonna get to that too um yeah it that is
00:13:55.700 yeah we'll get we'll get to that anyway i'm gonna send you another one that went super viral
00:13:59.120 um this is by a woman who goes by laura marcellin aka the spicy pisces 444 which is a delightful
00:14:08.340 name um saying psa ladies never go hiking with a man um and she just is kind of like wandering
00:14:15.060 through like what looks like english more land ish it's just kind of gray and indistinct
00:14:21.620 hiking with a man never go hiking with a man i basically just stranded me i don't even know where 0.52
00:14:32.340 the fuck i am i don't know where i'm going i'm just following a path i don't even know if it 0.64
00:14:42.920 is the right path there's so many but we walked for at least two hours to get here so it's about 0.99
00:14:52.200 another two hours back that's hilarious hey i ought to be a stand-up and she they'd hiked two
00:15:00.500 hours out and she went to go to the bathroom and then her boyfriend was gone and so she
00:15:04.580 died two miles or two hours back to get there um and she did all these follow-up videos in the
00:15:12.680 aftermath to discuss her trust issues and um and why did he leave 1.00
00:15:18.320 nobody knows do they explain these women must be so annoying for a guy to just i have to wonder 1.00
00:15:26.580 like to what extent you know are these women with borderline personality disorder who are 1.00
00:15:34.760 engaging in severely toxic behavior where the men are just like i i will push you off the mountain
00:15:41.200 if we stay together so i'm going to walk away you know sometimes it's just best to de-escalate you
00:15:45.720 know like if you if you can't help but like do something violent you need to walk away sometimes
00:15:52.200 And I sometimes wonder if that is what happened here.
00:15:55.720 I mean, obviously it is a super not okay thing to take someone on a hiking or camping experience
00:16:01.760 if they lack the necessary experience, equipment, or health to complete that trip safely.
00:16:07.800 And I think it's not cool for guys to do this.
00:16:11.900 I think that in general, like your whole point, this is hiking is sinful.
00:16:17.300 It just don't hike.
00:16:19.320 And also, a lot of people die in national parks every year, like just USA national parks.
00:16:28.160 But even though men and women visit them at about the same rate, guess who dies a lot more?
00:16:36.580 Really? Do women die more in parks than men?
00:16:38.300 No, around 80 plus percent of the people who die in national parks, even though men and women visit at the same rates, are men.
00:16:45.440 So I think men are also just way more likely to be super reckless in national parks. And like, yeah, maybe also like don't don't trust a man to like calibrate properly because men are also way more likely to end up scrubbing out themselves in the middle of some kind of nature adventure.
00:17:04.780 it's just not it's not the best idea but what's really interesting to me about this is the sister
00:17:12.380 movement of female solo travel and especially this 22 year old named cameron renee who also
00:17:19.880 goes as the pct princess um who went viral while allegedly solo hiking through the pacific crest
00:17:28.340 trail and uh she has said that she funds her trip through only fans and i 100 believe it and you'll
00:17:36.180 understand why um ironically though her non-only fans instagram where she has 298 000 followers
00:17:44.520 um actually influences a lot of young women to get into solo hiking and camping
00:17:51.440 um and a lot of it's because she'll post her her backpacking hiking routine and she gets it up in 0.93
00:18:00.340 the morning in her little pink tent and she puts on her tiny little skin tight shirt without her
00:18:05.040 bra on and her tiny little skin tight mini skirt she does her makeup and she does her nails and
00:18:11.980 so women see this and they think i want that um yeah look okay so like um on a recent post like
00:18:20.180 her second to most recent post where which includes photos of her by the way wearing a 1.00
00:18:25.520 skin tight white shirt with no bra that if i just like photoshop colored it like skin color 1.00
00:18:33.420 she would look naked like i can see everything i can see everything and those the shirt says 1.00
00:18:40.200 i heart books and sex with a little frog on it and so cute um and the comments on it i thought
00:18:47.920 would just be like only from her male only fans followers i was like well clearly like this account 0.98
00:18:52.540 can only be followed no it is one when i clicked over to her account two of the female accounts 0.99
00:18:57.580 that i follow on instagram were following her probably i mean i'm assuming unironically also 1.00
00:19:02.960 um the uh the the youtuber like social commentator burry dishanel also did a whole video on her and 0.73
00:19:10.580 talked about how she has uh encouraged her to get out more so this woman is influencing other women
00:19:17.300 to solo travel um and so i'm looking at the comments of this like clearly only fans bait
00:19:23.800 photo post and we have lauren shannon saying how is this diva hiking the entire pct trail and
00:19:30.580 looking so cute while doing it i would look endlessly ugly and ocean peaches says not trying
00:19:36.440 to be weird but it genuinely must feel so nice to hike without a bra on like they're not getting it
00:19:43.120 Um, Ginny Nicholas says, I have so many questions about your adventures.
00:19:47.860 How do you keep your devices charged?
00:19:49.760 I'm planning to hike the PCT next year and want to create content for my kids and friends.
00:19:54.560 Do you have any suggestions or pointers?
00:19:56.740 So she, she's also getting like women excited to go out and like film themselves hiking
00:20:01.320 solo across this trail.
00:20:03.080 Meanwhile, Brouille Deschanel, um, says that she surfaced a lot of conjecture on the lore
00:20:08.900 of this this creator um that a lot of people think she's not actually hiking the trail that
00:20:14.080 she's staying in a motel at night that she is a man with her the whole time who's also helping
00:20:17.600 her film things um so this may not even be what a lot of people think it is and also there are
00:20:23.540 totally like her male audience on instagram like um hetero mation precariat says i too love books
00:20:33.060 and sex however books are easier to come upon i'll just leave you with that um anyway who
00:20:41.600 who wrote that where that's one of the comments on her look i'm gonna send you 1.00
00:20:45.880 for just go here's her instagram and you can tell me if you i'm just so surprised that that women 0.95
00:20:53.880 follow this um because it honestly made me a little uncomfortable i was like oh girl like 0.93
00:21:00.000 are you safe out there um and also like this is extremely explicit for like instagram maybe i'm on
00:21:07.040 the wrong part of instagram all my stuff's like recipes and um seasonal stuff so look at her
00:21:13.060 second post and look at her shirt okay i'll look at her second post okay the i love books oh and sex 0.99
00:21:19.240 and you can see everything and then yeah makes a stupid face why would anybody make that face 0.99
00:21:26.960 And then she has another photo of an ant on her hand intermixed with photos of her, her, her headlights blinking brightly through a yellow lace lined shirt. 1.00
00:21:39.600 And another shot.
00:21:43.940 I know.
00:21:44.560 Doesn't it make you feel gross looking at it? 1.00
00:21:46.240 But like women are following this. 1.00
00:21:47.980 Look, if you look like a couple posts over, it's like her lying down provocatively on her, her little yellow sleeping bag on top of her pink tarp. 0.92
00:21:56.720 it's very and i'm not gonna ask you to get married and have kids like she's 22 years old
00:22:03.160 um you know that's you know that's a little baby for like our time but obviously it's a great time
00:22:08.140 to get married anyway um when if you were to watch her videos what's also kind of creepy about it is
00:22:13.460 she does everything in a sexy baby voice and kind of acts like this like like a little girl and it
00:22:19.440 is actually quite dangerous as a solo female hiking in isolated areas to travel like this
00:22:27.500 because you don't know who's out there. I mean, I'm sure she keeps pepper spray with her and 1.00
00:22:31.800 probably bear spray. I don't know if that trail has bears on it, but I would keep bear spray with
00:22:36.580 me anyway. But like, that's not it's not it's not it is very risky to travel alone, especially in
00:22:46.680 wilderness where no one can hear you scream presumably dressed like a prostitute dressed
00:22:52.760 like a well dressed like bait as you would say no like literally dressed like bait um and i'm sure
00:22:59.420 she like delays her posts and stuff but now she's inspiring other young women to go out and hike
00:23:05.060 this trail um well this girl should want to meet a bear rather than a man in the woods right you
00:23:11.900 yeah no honestly like i hope she finds the bear uh not the man not the man um very concerned
00:23:19.160 i really do hope she she travels with a man but there there is a ton of um sort of reactionary
00:23:31.260 content to the alpine divorce discussion that's taking place the discourse um like one woman on
00:23:39.900 tiktok um instead text or like made a video where she put the text over it saying pov you refuse to
00:23:48.400 be the victim of alpine divorce in which she films herself with her boyfriend on a leash 1.00
00:23:53.720 on a hiking trail so some women are like 1.00
00:23:56.740 well i have control over my boyfriend whereas other women 1.00
00:24:09.440 are just going solo saying they hope they find the bear and then also like low-key 1.00
00:24:16.580 still still basically using men to support their travel but by posting sexy photos and while i i
00:24:26.340 did find some other really prominent female solo travel influencers they don't seem to have only
00:24:32.480 fans i did create just for this an only fans account and searched hiking and lo and behold
00:24:38.000 there is a ton of hiking content we've got didn't you create your only fans account in another
00:24:42.800 episode oh god how many only fans accounts do i have now this is unfortunate i think i might
00:24:47.420 have deleted it so that's why i had to do it isla moon um who's swimming in the jungle and we have
00:24:53.100 tiffany time who kicks off her iceland adventures oh my god they're all wearing like no bra and a
00:25:01.440 tight white t-shirt um exploring point doom exploring beautiful british columbia they look 0.69
00:25:08.880 like travel shows but like with tits it's it's actually quite funny um but yeah i just find it
00:25:14.640 very ironic that we have this world in which men are abandoning women on hiking trails but also 0.84
00:25:22.280 then women are like going out there and like managing to combine essentially forms of
00:25:28.280 prostitution i guess you could argue um with hiking by themselves putting themselves at
00:25:33.880 non-trivial risk doing so uh it's i think we need to yeah i think society maybe needs some
00:25:44.080 adjustment i i just find this very interesting um and i would i would encourage people
00:25:50.580 to not to not hike uh or if they have to don't don't drink and hike no wine but yeah um i'm glad
00:26:01.560 we uh stay inside thanks malcolm yeah that we don't um yeah well so sort of my meta on this
00:26:08.460 is a few things okay hiking as a date to me feels crazy um like that is yeah that's like
00:26:18.240 murder material it's well i mean also if someone invites you on a boat that's how you really know
00:26:23.440 you're screwed like there's i i understand how like you're signaling a certain thing about you
00:26:32.660 know you're outdoorsy whatever you're looking for the right kind of outdoorsy person and um 0.99
00:26:40.000 but i've done some date hikes before i've never had a good date hike because you don't know they're
00:26:46.740 always like too hot or uncomfortable or whatever right like they're they're not fun um uh and
00:26:53.420 they're often very dangerous like hiking um which i think people under undersell um outside of
00:27:01.480 date hiking um hmm what's my second thought on this do you think the man i mean obviously the
00:27:10.480 the austrian who just left his girlfriend after refusing a helicopter pickup i mean she would
00:27:16.640 have paid it's not like he'd be paying for it i don't know why like that was gross negligence i
00:27:22.440 get it like the court the court was correct on that one i think but like other guys just leaving
00:27:27.460 their girlfriends behind i could also imagine the helicopter offer was before he left her
00:27:32.340 yeah he was on the phone the phone with a policeman before he left her and refused a
00:27:38.020 helicopter pickup oh wait so she was that like out of shape not well yeah yeah just like i'm
00:27:45.760 gonna just stay here and then well that doesn't sound so bad anymore because then you could say
00:27:49.760 well i'm going down to get help or i'm going down to yeah i think that was different from alpine
00:27:54.760 divorce because that that sounds more like those everest disaster stories um where yeah but you
00:28:00.420 know people get left behind because it's getting kind of rough you know now you have to make a call
00:28:04.260 but i still think he made the wrong call he should have called the helicopter uh still um these other
00:28:11.340 cases i kind of get the impression that one like the the two viral clips that are actually out
00:28:16.400 there because there aren't that many ultimately some women talk about it is i think that like
00:28:20.540 um these are instances that are not necessarily very close people sometimes they're in groups
00:28:27.800 sometimes they're not in exclusive relationships and they're like yeah let's go hiking um and i
00:28:32.460 think that it's mostly women overplaying that they're like oh go ahead um i'll catch up with
00:28:39.500 you later. And, you know, they're not really that in shape and they're having a tough time and they 1.00
00:28:43.580 may not be the most pleasant people in the world. So the people don't want to hang around. Even you
00:28:47.760 hate walking with me because I'm so freaking slow. So like, I know what this is like. And then they
00:28:53.060 act all angry when it takes them forever to catch up or, you know, when they have to walk back by
00:28:58.280 themselves because, you know, they walk super slow. But I don't really think this is some kind
00:29:04.880 of new trend about men being super wrong but it is unchivalrous like if you're gonna bother to
00:29:12.160 take a woman on a hike that could be if you actually cared about the woman like your chance
00:29:17.200 to be her hero you know to piggy her piggyback her home or something or you immediately find out what
00:29:23.140 a whiny well which i guess you could say is kind of productive i mean this might i mean i guess the
00:29:28.680 type of woman who starts crying into tiktok the moment she gets left behind it's exactly the type
00:29:32.780 of woman who gets left behind bullet dodged yeah well no i also wonder have you found any posts
00:29:39.340 um and ask ai if you can find any posts on this where a guy explains why he left a girl in an
00:29:47.240 opening divorce like are these planned by the guys or are oh they're not planned no like the
00:29:53.820 guy gets fed up or slightly bored okay yes there are documented cases in which men involved later
00:30:00.980 gave explanations in court interviews or as reported by the women notable examples thomas p who
00:30:07.040 we discussed that's the austrian he's he explained that they agreed he should go ahead and seek help
00:30:12.460 because they could not survive the night together she allegedly urged him go now go he believed an
00:30:19.180 earlier phone call had already started the rescue process the court rejected these explanations as
00:30:24.740 adequate convinced him of or convicted him of gross negligence and manslaughter and noted his
00:30:30.080 far greater experience and failures to properly communicate the emergency or stay with her
00:30:34.920 an ex-girlfriend also testified that he'd previously left her on the same mountain because
00:30:39.480 she was too slow and there's jeremy jeremy machu picchu trek 2020 reported in the cut
00:30:47.120 he left his girlfriend behind on a multi-day high altitude hike oh my god i wonder if they did the
00:30:52.860 rainbow trail he later explained that he had repeatedly told her to train hit the gym beforehand
00:30:59.020 and she made excuses on the trail she was complaining panting and miserable and he
00:31:05.640 decided quote i just don't give a you know if you're going to be miserable back there i'm just
00:31:12.960 not going to be a part of it he left her lack of preparation or he felt her lack of preparation
00:31:18.680 was self-inflicted and should not ruin his experience they were in a guided tour group
00:31:23.280 with someone bringing up the rear so he considered her physically safe he said he probably would
00:31:28.200 have done the same even if they'd been alone oh god um that's amazing and then the woman who went
00:31:36.920 viral who also filmed herself going down rocks when she should have been holding on harder
00:31:42.160 according to her account the primary source for this widely discussed case the man said at the
00:31:47.560 time that he wanted to run ahead to reach the summit before the other hikers on the trail
00:31:51.580 they became separated that way after she made it down and they were united his reported reaction
00:31:57.260 showed little empathy including a comment about her brainwashing herself with affirmations
00:32:02.400 no independent public statement from him appears to have surfaced i feel like she explained herself
00:32:07.940 she told on herself just fine other reported patterns in many women's accounts and online
00:32:14.480 discussions the men offered real time or later rationalizations such as different paces she was
00:32:19.740 too slow well you can relate can't you malcolm this is not a woman man thing though your mom
00:32:24.480 walked like she was i don't know like booking it to a delicious buffet i that she really could walk
00:32:30.580 um wanting to push hard or reach the goal quickly not realizing or claiming not to realize that
00:32:37.980 separating was a problem and in one australian case um oh she was in australia i thought she
00:32:44.140 was in some english moors this is the spicy pisces 444 the man later said he didn't realize
00:32:50.060 he couldn't go off on his own and claimed she would not have survived alone in the wild oh
00:32:58.100 she claimed she wouldn't have survived alone well it is australia i mean now that i know it was
00:33:03.160 australia i don't want anyone i don't want to be out there in australia my god anyway um
00:33:10.400 yeah i think a lot of it comes to poor communication and mismatched expectations
00:33:16.180 but yeah that's um i love i love her her hiking companion the original woman's hiking companion
00:33:22.180 being like look you're brainwashing yourself into thinking this was a situation that you
00:33:25.620 didn't totally buy into i told you i was going ahead and yeah that trail was like
00:33:30.280 i i given how how little she walked before coming across another hiker i i think it's pretty obvious
00:33:39.040 that the trail was crowded at that point and the guy just wanted to beat the traffic essentially
00:33:45.680 like to get to the top because it it sucks if you're on a kind of narrow and it was clearly a
00:33:51.120 high incline that they were hiking on you do not want to be stuck behind slow people trying to
00:33:56.800 climb to the top like when it's really dangerous in some parts it's yeah you don't want to be
00:34:01.420 behind someone like the looks unstable and like could fall over so i totally get him like i would 0.94
00:34:06.280 be in the same position with a whiner the whole time just leave her to die on the mountain time 0.95
00:34:11.720 yeah look you're still a pretty good hiker you made it to the top of that summit wearing 1.00
00:34:15.820 ferragamos that was so funny we made a mistake we made a mistake in aspen and some people were
00:34:23.860 like oh this is a nice trail and we're like oh this is awful steep what's going on yeah stay
00:34:30.380 away from the steep trails in addition to staying away from steep trails stay away from steep roads
00:34:33.800 too dangerous oh yeah i don't even think you should live in an area with steep roads i think
00:34:39.040 someone was once took us on like a like a little car tour on a family vacation and the driver was
00:34:45.560 like now we're gonna go on like this portion i've never seen someone do this on like a tour before
00:34:52.080 but malcolm was just like no you're not we're not going there like you just you're just completely
00:34:57.900 nixed like three hours of an entire tour and you're just like nope i will not put myself in
00:35:05.480 a situation where i could randomly die for a simple three-hour car tour honestly you probably
00:35:11.060 would have had a stroke or like a heart attack had we had we done that anyway um because you're
00:35:16.540 super freaking afraid of heights what was that road called i don't remember the road of death
00:35:22.760 or something i think i think i really do think it was called something like the road of death
00:35:26.500 death hold on it was in telly because people die on it all the time because yeah it was your mom
00:35:31.600 dude there are just so many dangerous things that people do without thinking about how dangerous
00:35:36.900 they are um yeah and you'd be like well i'll go and i'm like no you will not simone i'm not having
00:35:43.120 the wife and mom of my kids put in a dangerous situation like that yeah fair enough super
00:35:49.000 oh yeah it would have been four hours don't think about how dangerous dangerous things they do are
00:35:56.980 yeah i i think that's i think that's very true like same thing with the the whole we were another
00:36:04.320 and this was the most luxurious family vacation i've you know we it was someone's like blowout
00:36:08.600 birthday they had a lot of money so they did a luxury um safari and we were invited it was
00:36:13.900 amazing it was humbling it was amazing it was one of the coolest trips ever not most fun but coolest
00:36:17.740 um and most luxurious and like Malcolm kept asking as we're like in these open jeeps next to
00:36:27.140 lions and cheetahs and elephants um and and hippos um like hey how do they I mean what keeps us safe
00:36:37.340 from these wild animals that are famous for killing humans um they're like look they're
00:36:42.980 they're habituated to the vehicles like they basically don't see them and we're like I don't
00:36:47.400 know about that and then at one point this elephant like rushes our car in the darkness
00:36:53.300 um and we knew that we were in actual danger because immediately the driver like cuts the
00:37:00.640 vehicle and is like no actually shut up right now and he looked so freaking scared and as soon as
00:37:07.420 we got back he like ran to the staff section um and then later at the end of the trip there was
00:37:13.340 like at dinner where we got to hang out with more of the staff and i think malcolm you had asked them
00:37:17.880 you're like no but really like is no one hurt by the animals they're like oh yeah last week our
00:37:22.560 friend was killed by a lion um because like tourists wanted to get a better look or something
00:37:27.700 and it's just like wait just like last week your friend was just killed by it like no people die
00:37:33.140 all the freaking time yeah and it's just it's just a matter of like well if the industry is lucrative
00:37:38.860 enough, people will like, they'll take you there. Like a Sherpa will take you to the top of Everest
00:37:44.260 because you pay them. You know, if someone's going to drive you on an incredibly dangerous
00:37:49.500 cliffside road because you pay them, someone will take you on a safari, surround you with dangerous
00:37:55.180 wild animals that can trample you or hurt you at any point because you pay them. Like that doesn't
00:38:02.260 mean you're going to survive this. In fact, I think recently in Yellowstone, there was one or
00:38:07.780 two instances of in one of the big like guy or like it's it's one of those uh volcanic hot
00:38:14.280 pools like really hot like in really hot pools where they found a shoe with someone's foot inside
00:38:20.900 it um just not great yeah like just just don't there you there's so many things you can do that
00:38:30.820 won't get you immediately killed yeah just don't um and also like i think people think about oh
00:38:39.020 well skydiving like i think probably the stats on skydiving are just talking about skydiving
00:38:45.800 accidents like the parachute not opening properly when they're not talking about the rate of
00:38:50.440 accidents in those super rickety planes like i remember when i went skydiving i was like oh i'm
00:38:56.560 to die in this plane like oh i thought about the skydiving part but i didn't think about the plane
00:39:02.880 part um because they are like held together literally with tape which is disturbing so it's
00:39:08.960 very true it's very true but anyway i i i think the most disturbing thing about this isn't ben
00:39:13.800 abandoning women on hiking trips i'm most concerned about women getting this very skewed perspective
00:39:20.020 about what female solo travel is like um from influencers again who will make it look good 1.00
00:39:27.380 because they get money for it but in the end like it's not a good idea to wear a white t-shirt and 0.99
00:39:34.040 no bra or just honestly to like hike alone as a female at all right but to do so as you say
00:39:40.260 literally dressed like bait is worrisome oh look it's bait 0.75
00:39:47.540 yeah anyway i hope she posted all of those videos and stuff after she finished taking the trail 1.00
00:39:57.120 because i'm sure i mean she has a lot of followers on i mean i don't think women also realize how
00:40:02.980 much more dangerous our countries are getting as you're letting in because i i could say that
00:40:06.760 try going to egypt and dressing like this you know yeah don't yeah you you are going to get so
00:40:12.080 if you if you dress like this people don't like even and even if someone doesn't attack you like
00:40:18.420 even if you're in a very crowded place and you're not isolated and alone like when your mom took her
00:40:22.920 friends to marrakesh on that trip and she warned them about like dressing reasonably but they
00:40:30.080 didn't and then that one of her friends got spit on like just at one of the markets and that's like
00:40:35.560 obviously not the worst it could happen no that's the best it could happen yeah like honestly but
00:40:39.780 like you don't want that experience so just but the the point i'm making is is now those people
00:40:45.420 exist in our national parks well i don't know if they're in our national they they go to national
00:40:52.400 parks egyptians camp too but we're not we're not singling out egyptians or what do you call
00:40:59.700 someone from morocco moroccans obviously okay sorry i was thinking marrakesh marrakeshians
00:41:03.880 um what's that what's that place we we signal out all the time because of the frauds that's
00:41:09.640 probably a better example india no in africa east africa all the somalia somalia somalia
00:41:18.740 yeah you dress like that in somalia oh um yeah nigeria isn't there's like the scammy part and
00:41:25.360 there's like the really really awesome part or so i'm told by this one nigerian youtuber
00:41:30.280 who, like, really hates some Nigerians
00:41:33.640 but thinks that, like, his group is the best. 0.96
00:41:35.600 I mean, Nigerian immigrants
00:41:37.300 are not particularly known for scams
00:41:39.860 or anything like that.
00:41:40.640 No, they're among, like, the top performers.
00:41:43.140 I think it's very similar 0.92
00:41:44.820 with, like, Brahmin Indian tech workers
00:41:47.480 where, like, it gives this very skewed perspective 0.96
00:41:49.800 of the entire nation
00:41:51.340 because you get, like, some of the brightest
00:41:52.760 and wealthiest people coming to certain sectors.
00:41:56.080 But I think that shifts
00:41:57.260 depending on what the industry is,
00:41:59.020 like, where the sort of,
00:42:00.280 um family cohorts are are forming and stuff I don't know I don't know let's
00:42:04.460 yeah anyway um look if you're into ladies who like hiking and you want to like um OF has a
00:42:14.880 lot of stuff for you there so that's great um I don't know if it's like more popular than other
00:42:22.540 genres I'm sure if I searched like video game it would give me a billion results but yeah um
00:42:30.280 when i see what i see happening um overall with this discourse is this just being another angle 0.78
00:42:37.700 by which women are basically speciating from men women are like look you can't you can't hike with
00:42:42.880 a man you should do everything yourself it's it's it's a reinforcement you think that the the man
00:42:47.640 versus bear meme would have disappeared by now but this is like man versus bear redux of like no but
00:42:54.480 really here's more proof that we should choose the bear um men will leave you in the middle of
00:42:59.740 nowhere um and uh yeah i i we're in a we're in a difficult position people have requested that
00:43:07.640 we do a full-on like detailed episode on like how to win over a young leftist woman
00:43:15.740 because i think they want like dress up as a bear and go in the woods
00:43:21.640 or a man a basket um be a basket um yeah maybe we'll do that i don't know
00:43:34.420 chime in in the comments if you actually want us to because we can actually get tactical i just
00:43:40.140 feel like it's going to be really boring because it kind of is i'm sure it was desperately boring
00:43:45.340 for you so sorry so which episode you want to run tomorrow this one or the one before it
00:43:50.480 god i really loved the one before it okay you had fun talking about wicker man and
00:43:56.400 female gooders i do not for the record i really don't want to watch wicker um i saw that preview
00:44:02.920 and i my face matched yours the first time i watched it i was like no no i mean like half
00:44:12.460 the comments on the preview on youtube were just like the splinters no um but
00:44:19.840 anyway i'm i'm very entertained by the whole thing so yeah i think we should do that one
00:44:27.580 ow god the scratches yeah i can't touch that part of my skin by you gotta migrate him to
00:44:38.560 be part of the goof patrol he's growing too fast he's too mobile the teeth the claws maybe we have
00:44:45.700 a werewolf son what is this gonna get like bitten to death imagine when he joins the other kids in
00:44:52.940 the fights that they all want to have yeah except like i don't know our kids know how to play gentle
00:44:59.360 and he doesn't yet so i don't know i'm a little i'm a little concerned but indy freaking loves
00:45:05.600 him so they all love him so much yeah they should play together that's babying him and feeding him
00:45:13.260 and oh my god they'll read a little caretaker yeah oh okay oh they're gonna be home tomorrow
00:45:21.440 so we can do that but yeah okay all right i'm making a steak tonight yeah yeah um and just
00:45:28.920 heating up the queso from yesterday it's taking queso oh you don't need to heat up more than the
00:45:33.340 queso we already have oh okay i will then i have a lot of queso but i have two things to stake i
00:45:42.500 have a lot of queso i know we can figure out various things we can do with it i'm sure
00:45:47.500 uh of course we can and i'm sure it'll hold for a while too it's a cheese sauce what could
00:45:53.900 possibly go wrong well probably a lot of things i don't you know what we're not gonna think about
00:45:57.500 it i love you and uh love you too ciao when you take pills you act like you're gonna die
00:46:05.020 i like worry about you every time
00:46:08.380 you have no idea how bad they taste if they go down wrong
00:46:18.180 oh yeah i know those pills no so here's what you do okay um because i yeah i i just had to
00:46:24.800 take a round of pills like that you um you fill your mouth with in this case milk you could do
00:46:30.140 water right and then you leave the water in your mouth heads up like this drop the pill in swallow
00:46:36.940 it goes in with the liquid it never touches your tongue or anything in your mouth and it goes down
00:46:44.060 with the gulp so you're not getting it like any any remnant of it try it next time because the
00:46:50.920 medial dose pack i had to take for the the two ivf rounds um was like ah it was bitter it was
00:46:56.960 super bitter um but it that worked like a charm so just a thought just a thought pro tip this is
00:47:05.500 a this is an episode about pro tips i'll get right into it you ready now that you've been through
00:47:09.500 your travails of taking one pill alpine divorce i'm learning about now yeah okay side note we
00:47:18.900 finally added music video generation to rfab.ai but it's still in its alpha stage if you're
00:47:25.700 unfamiliar with rfab.ai it will be pinned in the top comment it is where this video was made and
00:47:32.980 edited it was used to generate cool effects in this video like the japanese woman's voice you
00:47:37.700 heard earlier and it's the best place online for safer work and not safer work ai interactive
00:47:42.900 stories allowing you to explore virtual worlds make videos make art translate documents search
00:47:48.820 every fiction database at once online or every non-safe-for-work database at once online.
00:47:55.440 You can find, again, a link in the pinned comment. Oh, and we have been improving our based AI
00:48:01.580 systems, so which is the system that can answer any question without political bias? Very advanced
00:48:08.320 AI model that is completely honest, and we've had to use it for a few episodes to do research.
00:48:14.380 And now it has stuff like audio-to-audio mode, so you can use it from your phone without needing
00:48:18.280 to push buttons if you want or a push to talk button or a button that you can enable to let
00:48:23.400 it give you images when it wants to uh this is all alpha not all tested yet so i'm excited to
00:48:28.760 see how it works with the song coming up it's one of our older songs so obviously it's you know
00:48:33.320 played in front of the kids and one of my boys as i mentioned they came up and they look very
00:48:39.000 concerned and they go daddy why did mommy choose a bear in the woods so deep and dark simone walks
00:48:46.600 alone at night she meets a random grizzly there under pale moonlight the man might talk my charm
00:48:55.920 might lie might cause a fright but the bear just roars and hugs real tight what a lovely sight
00:49:04.100 oh simone oh simone you chose the bear over every man out there without a care
00:49:13.280 You'll replace the guys with paws and fur so fine 1.00
00:49:20.000 Simone's got a new love story 1.00
00:49:22.800 Her sign Valentine
00:49:25.000 Malcolm asked why pick the beast
00:49:32.560 He's wild and full of claws
00:49:34.560 She smiles and says he's honest, dear
00:49:38.040 No hidden flaws
00:49:40.080 No texts at 3 a.m.
00:49:42.580 No games, no endless calls
00:49:45.500 Just honeypots and forest walks
00:49:48.860 Answering nature's calls
00:49:50.780 Oh, Simone, oh, Simone, you chose the bear 0.76
00:49:54.640 Ditching dudes without a prayer
00:49:58.560 It's really rare
00:49:59.940 You'll trade the patriarchy for a furry friend
00:50:06.700 Simone's new boyfriend's got four legs in the air 1.00
00:50:12.580 Now Malcolm's left to wonder why she sides with claws and teeth 0.78
00:50:21.320 While he's out here defending men, grinding his teeth beneath 0.51
00:50:26.260 She'll picnic with the big old brooch-haired salmon from the stream
00:50:31.960 And whisper, you're more predictable than any man's bad dream
00:50:37.660 Maybe one day she'll come back home with bare hugs for the crew 1.00
00:50:45.100 But till then she's dancing wild where the tall pines grew
00:50:52.920 Malcolm sings this silly tune, half laughing, half in fear
00:51:01.560 My wife's replaced all humankind 0.95
00:51:05.640 With one big fuzzy dear 1.00
00:51:11.300 Oh, Simone, oh, Simone, you chose the best