Blood Satellite - BSNL#14： The Time Cube

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00:00:30.000 Okay, I'm tired of y'all niggas acting crazy as shit 1.00

00:00:33.040 When the doors come out, we ain't playing that shit 1.00

00:00:36.120 My niggas ain't scared, beware, don't jab 0.99

00:00:39.120 Beware, ain't scared, beware, don't jab, beware

00:00:42.920 One for the game, two for the fame

00:00:46.080 Three for the name, four to the claim

00:00:49.120 One for the game, two for the fame

00:00:58.360 Three for the name, four to the grave

00:01:01.480 Lay him down for the name

00:01:03.940 Lay him down for the name

00:01:04.960 Lay him down for the name

00:01:07.100 Fall down on the street where I live

00:01:15.020 Like the soot and the sleet and the snow

00:01:19.580 And it gathers in shadows

00:01:23.940 And in the gypsum dark narrows

00:01:27.460 Down in the rag-tattered road

00:01:31.320 Down in the rag-tattered road

00:01:35.900 And neck deep in the blues

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00:01:52.900 Hey brother, can you spy me a dollar? Hey friend, can you lend me a five? My check's

00:02:07.080 not due for another week or two. I'll pay you back for sure this time. Well, you sure

00:02:16.580 can't get tight on a dollar, you sure can't get high on a five, but you can ride a rocket,

00:02:27.580 take it downtown, watch all them pretty lights shine, neck deep in the blues, neck deep in

00:02:39.580 Neck deep in the blues Neck deep in the blues

00:02:49.580 Hey man, can you point out the station Now, sir, can you show me the train

00:03:11.580 I've been walking in circles, for hours and hours, and I seem to have lost my way.

00:03:22.580 Well, there's no one to meet at the station, there's no one to see on the train.

00:03:31.580 But if I could find the right track

00:03:34.420 I just might get myself back

00:03:36.800 To the place from which I came

00:03:40.720 Neck deep in the blues

00:03:43.840 Neck deep in the blues

00:03:47.920 Neck deep in the blues

00:03:52.860 Neck deep in the blues

00:03:58.120 And the blues fall down on the street where I live

00:04:15.240 Like a soot and the sleet and the snow

00:04:19.260 And it gathers in shadows and in the dips and dark narrows

00:04:25.300 And out in a rag-tadded road

00:04:28.680 Neck deep in the blues

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00:05:21.540 We'll be right back.

00:05:51.540 God, break down the door

00:06:00.840 God, break down the door

00:06:07.420 You won't find the answers here

00:06:16.360 Not the ones you came looking for

00:06:20.080 God break down the door

00:06:26.300 Everything at once

00:06:32.660 There are no answers here

00:06:39.420 No, no, no, no

00:06:50.080 Thank you.

00:07:20.080 God break down the door

00:07:33.600 God break down the door

00:07:38.960 You won't find the answers here

00:07:45.920 Not the words you keep looking for

00:07:52.100 You're a breakdown of the world

00:08:07.260 Everything all at once

00:08:15.920 There are only answers to me

00:08:22.020 No, no, no, no

00:08:27.640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:08:36.980 No, no, no, no, no, no

00:08:40.540 We'll be right back.

00:09:10.540 We are living in one world, I just went from Germany and I love you, I'm with you.

00:09:40.540 Germany is with you. 0.97

00:10:10.540 Dog eat dog 0.99

00:10:15.640 To stay alive

00:10:19.360 Law of nature

00:10:22.840 Only the top will survive

00:10:27.760 Eat or be eaten

00:10:36.840 Fail or persist

00:10:38.640 Each on to their own 0.99

00:10:40.580 Who dare to exist

00:10:42.380 Looking for trouble

00:10:46.520 Gather my life

00:10:50.260 Gladiator

00:10:53.780 Spinning in

00:10:55.520 The reaper's eye

00:10:57.700 Hell yeah

00:10:58.880 Ride it on 0.97

00:11:00.880 Give them hell yeah 0.97

00:11:02.880 Do what needs be done 0.99

00:11:05.720 Oh yeah

00:11:06.480 Bring it on

00:11:08.480 Bloody hell yeah

00:11:10.480 And the world is looking out

00:11:13.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:11:15.480 Are you ready?

00:11:17.480 Hell yeah

00:11:19.480 Easy going, distant passion

00:11:23.480 We all love us some good obsession

00:11:27.480 Hell yeah

00:11:38.480 Beat by Beat

00:12:08.480 Stand your ground

00:12:13.580 Only the top will smile

00:12:17.980 Only the top will smile

00:12:38.480 Ride the tornado, never look back

00:12:44.360 Dance on the volcano, romping with the park egg

00:12:48.580 Only the tough will survive

00:12:55.920 Only the tough will survive

00:13:03.500 Looking for trouble

00:13:08.480 Dead on the line

00:13:10.720 Gladiator spinning in the weeper's eye

00:13:18.300 Hell yeah, I don't give them hell yeah

00:13:23.460 Do what needs to be done

00:13:26.180 Hell yeah, bring it on

00:13:29.120 Honey hell yeah, and the world is looking at

00:13:33.480 Hell yeah, are you ready?

00:13:37.700 Hell yeah

00:13:39.460 Easy going

00:13:42.360 Just impassioned

00:13:44.320 We all love us

00:13:46.260 Some girls

00:13:47.440 Blood satellite 0.81

00:13:57.220 Hey, he's still there

00:14:00.680 I'm here, buddy

00:14:01.780 Are you there?

00:14:02.520 I'm doing fine

00:14:03.640 Yeah, I am

00:14:04.740 i'm coming in hot we got a lot to talk about tonight nice and there's no good way to tie any

00:14:15.300 of it together we're gonna get right into it first of all i want to mirror the excitement

00:14:20.020 of this guy right here derek dead woohoo time cube we're gonna be talking time cube right

00:14:28.180 it's been brought up a few times in the past we're not going to get there right away i'm

00:14:32.980 I'm going to make you wait for it. 0.98

00:14:34.480 I got a lot of shit that's coming down the pike, okay? 1.00

00:14:39.140 And, you know, I came to you, you know, with the topic, 0.99

00:14:42.760 and I'm like, I mean, you heard this time cube thing

00:14:44.700 thinking he was going to say no.

00:14:47.400 Turns out I was the last guy in the world to know about this.

00:14:50.300 Yeah.

00:14:52.960 Oh, by the way, we got some Japanese stuff here saying morning, lads.

00:14:57.680 They found us.

00:14:58.520 It's morning somewhere.

00:14:59.940 Yeah, I guess. 0.95

00:15:00.520 um oh also we got sean shaffer late and gay we're not late we just make people

00:15:07.020 my entire life and juice will attest to this i've been trying to subject him to my music

00:15:12.380 and i put a lot of thought into these little mixtapes and i had to get a podcast going to 0.93

00:15:18.380 hold him hostage yeah well i take i take a 13 minute shit while the intro was rolling so i 0.98

00:15:24.200 didn't hear any of it you've been shitting a lot lately can i tell a story okay no i i need to put 1.00

00:15:29.640 this to the brain trust all right so you have a tendency you and your wife lovely woman to make 0.99

00:15:38.300 some in baffling food it's going to say interesting course corrected it's uh mind melting food so

00:15:45.840 and and she's always serving it up to us in the chat saying look at this coming in with her her

00:15:52.580 martha stewart luminescence and the one thing she had made recently i think it was like some

00:15:59.480 kind of dish made of sausage and hooves what do you remember what i'm talking about what there

00:16:06.220 were no hooves i might have been adding that sausage for sure i don't know what you're talking

00:16:14.200 about the the story is that he they're coming here saying look we made this amazing dish 1.00

00:16:19.400 you're all fools you're all scabs then next message you get from you i've been shitting for an hour 0.99

00:16:25.500 the thing is i can't even remember what day it was because we uh we got so many creative things 1.00

00:16:33.400 going on because he's always shitting oh yeah which time was it wasn't me shitting for a full 0.85

00:16:36.940 hour it was probably the sauce though because it's pepper harvest time and i got like 0.98

00:16:41.440 we got three different homemade hot sauces going on here right now and some of them are 0.84

00:16:46.060 shit worthy so i love your concoctions and i love you don't subject anyone else to them but

00:16:54.360 yourself and so i respect that but you know if you if you had as many stories as i've got this 0.99

00:17:00.900 guy's shitting and just throwing them out there as if it's something everybody does well i mean 0.93

00:17:05.340 you ate those pickles at the birthday party i made those too so yeah you told me you were about 0.98

00:17:10.300 to compliment them and you look me in the eye you're like you know what i don't want you to

00:17:13.560 get ahead of yourself yeah these pickles are all right i kept you in line yep and i didn't get a

00:17:19.240 thank you for that by the way yeah thanks for keeping me in line thanks for neglecting to

00:17:23.940 compliment the pickles in order to keep my head small enough i gotta keep you gotta keep you on

00:17:28.720 the straight and narrow yeah i gotta make sure you know we people depend on us to have the gumption 0.97

00:17:35.200 of balls to create a perfect balance if you start you've already got a dangerously big head because

00:17:40.520 everyone loves judas huge it's heavily tilted towards you i don't mind saying it by the way 0.97

00:17:46.280 i'm always hearing jews had a great take they sometimes they'll say my takes are your takes 0.87

00:17:51.720 and i can't correct them because then i sound petty and insane

00:17:56.200 but uh i think you've been getting the credit for everything good so far judah's coin is uh

00:18:04.320 skyrocketing oh yeah god sean shaffer is an asian midwest fusion what would that be that would be

00:18:12.420 that would be like a cheese curd dumpling i assume right yeah dumplings on ice i think i

00:18:18.220 just described a pierogi me a mid midwest asian is pierogies it's slavic food yeah like if i

00:18:28.140 had to describe ukrainian food it would be midwest asian because like a cabbage roll seems kind of

00:18:32.660 like midwest plus asian i i still don't believe cabbage i think the ukrainians stole that i think 0.97

00:18:38.160 i think they're fucking thieves okay there's no way cabbage rolls are european they're so what do 1.00

00:18:42.560 you mean that's so stupid look at them they're like that's the dumbest thing you've ever said 1.00

00:18:46.440 they're just you know what this is asian food without the flavor okay first have you had a 1.00

00:18:51.000 cabbage roll do you know it's in it we made look i am i am flush with cabbage you know what we make

00:18:56.000 cabbage rolls here all the time and we buy from the ukrainian grocer because i have a not you 0.95

00:19:00.060 grow polish grocer because you know where i live it's fucking pole town out here so 0.79

00:19:03.820 you know what it does have a lot of rice doesn't it it's rice and like pork and cabbage and a bunch 0.93

00:19:12.940 of other stuff and it's very wet which is again it reminds me of like a lot of steamed asian food

00:19:17.660 it's very wet it's a lot of wet food over there isn't it wet rice it's not a creamy sauce and 0.83

00:19:23.460 that's why i never liked cabbage rolls growing up and my family would make them all the fucking time 0.60

00:19:27.520 and i'm like this is just wet cabbage and rice and just like tomato vinegar or what something 0.91

00:19:34.480 the other thing is the sauce you would expect a european sauce to be like thick and creamy but it

00:19:39.360 is like a very watery vinegary tomato sauce so you know what i think you might have uh humbled me

00:19:48.620 in front of everyone

00:19:50.240 all right so we have a few things to talk about before we get into uh time cube before i get

00:19:59.740 started we got a chinese guy in the chat zeng way says china invent borscht and you know what

00:20:05.540 chinese borscht i prefer to russia borscht it's like sweeter and it's got it's thicker and it's

00:20:11.820 got uh like less potato and more root vegetable other root vegetables and it's it's great i love

00:20:17.340 it it's more closer to like a nice sweet tomato soup yeah really okay so like i i've never had

00:20:24.600 borscht to me when i think of borscht it's a cold purple soup you know here's the thing i've never

00:20:29.680 had authentic slavic borscht i've had a lot of chinese borscht and then i've had technically

00:20:34.320 slav borscht at like european style restaurants i don't know if that was any good but like my

00:20:39.200 impression of it i've eaten it so many times in asia and it's it's one of the best things you can

00:20:43.260 get on the menu i do like the sense i've had a lot of chinese borscht if i lived in china i would not

00:20:47.980 have a lot of borscht it's common see like they eat it for lunch there all the time it's like a

00:20:53.020 standard thing before i forget i've got something pulled up on screen here and i'm going to throw

00:20:59.680 a qr code up right now on screen this will be up in the chat too this is a shirt that's now

00:21:06.320 available on the good suffer store that's our main store this is a familiar design we've been

00:21:12.780 selling this for a while it's a very very popular design but i recently partnered we've recently

00:21:17.420 partnered with um influencer in our space by the name of mike of paul you know people have seen him

00:21:23.780 floating around and uh in partnership with him we decided to actually get him to print and

00:21:29.180 manufacture these shirts entirely whereas prior to that they were made by a couple other companies

00:21:34.300 but now this specific shirt this one right here and we're hoping to expand it to the other shirts

00:21:40.060 but this one for now is made 100 percent in this political space manufactured and then shipped by

00:21:47.640 me it's an entire self-contained thing wow and um the quality of the shirt has gone up far like we

00:21:53.860 picked out the shirt ourselves you know we deal with these other companies you don't really have

00:21:57.660 say in what shirts are available or they air on the side of the cheapest it's a good quality shirt

00:22:02.540 he's we've printed it dyed it he treated it did everything so it lasts a long time um better than

00:22:09.020 you know it was before it was a fine trip before it's better now however it is a limited run

00:22:14.060 so if people are interested i got you know got some images on screen here let me see if i could

00:22:18.700 just switch this up so it makes a bit more sense on the screen dollars i would suggest buying them

00:22:24.140 all and then hawking them that would be the best idea yeah how high can you get these shirts you

00:22:30.720 know what that's that's a smart man's idea we got like a few you know images here on the side what

00:22:37.260 it looks like whatnot description here if you need it anyway i just wanted to make that available to

00:22:43.040 people if you'd like to support the show but you don't want to just donate to the patreon or

00:22:47.720 something just buy a well-made product and sorry i'm dropping that at the top but um you know i'm

00:22:55.480 gonna forget otherwise so uh before i get started i'm just gonna check out the chat here really

00:23:00.100 quick and maybe turn down that music a bit okay i got i love the music but i don't want people to 0.86

00:23:07.380 be chewing my fucking skin off later oh owen zaleski polish produce a great limitless fillings 0.93

00:23:13.820 like potato cabbage cheese fruit and onions i'm not loving this fruit yeah i'm here yeah no no no 0.99

00:23:19.720 sean schaefer are eastern europeans just chinese people there we go that's my that's my theory

00:23:26.920 that's what i was going with that's probably a theory of a lot of people they would say

00:23:30.960 i've heard a lot of theories floating around the eastern europeans are an asiatic people

00:23:36.500 that you know they came over from mongolia i mean there's probably several theories about what they

00:23:42.440 are um and you know my policy every theory is essentially true yeah oh here we go winkler's

00:23:50.620 meat can you imagine a chinese person trying to pronounce borscht boch boch that's good how did

00:23:58.500 they do it did they call it borscht or is it something else oh they they it's uh i think it's 0.50

00:24:04.280 called law senton i forget they there's they have their own word for it oh by the way uh the

00:24:09.440 individually referencing zhang way i am not chinese and i made that up it's hilarious because

00:24:14.060 i didn't make it up it's true it's he could have just had credit for having a right yeah thought

00:24:20.460 yeah we're talking about is it lawcenton how do you say yeah i got it right it's lawcenton is the

00:24:25.920 can't that's cantonese by the i should have said this isn't chinese this is cantonese like

00:24:29.760 southeastern chinese hong kong thing that's like saying there's a difference between polish and

00:24:34.980 ukrainian like i don't no one in the audience well likes this but you know not to go on a

00:24:40.400 tangent but you know what it is though is because it was a it's a british colony so most of their

00:24:44.700 food they're both beloved food is all from the different colonial groups so everything is they

00:24:49.640 love borscht but everything's got spam in it everything is like high tea like they do like

00:24:53.880 the three o'clock english tea ceylon tea with cream and with a biscuit like they do all of

00:24:59.640 these things and they love the uh the black and white danish uh condensed condensed milk or

00:25:05.600 whatever they're crazy about condensed milk and spam yeah and honestly i i'd never done it before

00:25:11.060 but i actually love condensed milk it's better than syrup like for us for some things like

00:25:15.080 condensed milk on toast is delicious riddle me this what is condensed milk is it what it sounds

00:25:21.300 like or is there something else to it as far as i know it's just condensed milk i think some places

00:25:24.960 sweeten it but it is naturally sweet if you think milk and you just take the water out of it

00:25:29.520 what is it it's like a it's like a lactose syrup hmm yeah okay it's very sweet it's sweet like uh

00:25:37.680 it's sweet like i don't know how to describe it it's it's condensed milk it has it almost like a

00:25:41.860 honey flavor it's really good can you do condensed raw milk or do you get in trouble for that i mean 0.98

00:25:46.440 you get in trouble for fucking everything now i don't know owen zaleski there's a difference 0.99

00:25:50.660 between poland and ukraine fuck off it's for the record i know people i am half ukrainian so that 0.99

00:25:55.800 is said in in jest yeah um the other half is human yeah so hey look i've been i've been hearing that 0.99

00:26:03.600 you know for the past couple years that we we should all die remember the time when ukrainians 0.65

00:26:09.460 were jews for a few months there it could still happen they might still be we'll find out i think 0.52

00:26:16.040 zelensky is going to get assassinated soon like something's going to happen to zelensky

00:26:19.540 whatever the you know 2025 version of like the cane coming from off stage to pull someone off

00:26:26.740 is it might not be in a it's got to be public enough where people know that that was embarrassing

00:26:32.340 i think he'll wind up in south america or something they'll have something where he can

00:26:36.940 be like detached and and go but otherwise i think he knows too much so they either got to move him 0.54

00:26:42.340 off somewhere far away or they got to kill him okay i'm getting raked over the coals by ct here 0.52

00:26:47.340 says dimes calls himself a foodie 0.94

00:26:49.220 but has never heard of condensed milk Chinese

00:26:51.100 borscht or cabbage rolls I never said I did

00:26:53.220 didn't hear of cabbage rolls

00:26:54.960 I would serve

00:26:57.280 them constantly growing up and I hated

00:26:59.220 them 1.00

00:26:59.780 yeah they just suck 1.00

00:27:02.480 yeah there is a I think I 0.99

00:27:05.240 told that story I just want to tell it again for people who didn't know

00:27:07.320 that there is a Ukrainian restaurant

00:27:09.480 that I like because I love pierogies

00:27:11.160 they're prepared

00:27:13.160 correctly they're very very delicious

00:27:14.800 and for the entire beginning of the war in ukraine there's a lineup around the block of people i

00:27:21.400 guess supporting it militarily and i knew that we were done with that war when there was no more

00:27:27.060 line and it was just me still going there just because i like it which means that there's all

00:27:32.780 these people eating pierogies who just didn't like it which is a funny thing to subject yourself to

00:27:38.140 the other thing is like being the one who goes out of the way to buy the authentic pierogies

00:27:42.780 versus getting the three dollar for five kilo bag okay okay this is this is where we're gonna

00:27:48.120 get into a fight here we go yeah here this is what people came to the stream for you can't tell

00:27:52.680 the difference between like something that's authentic and homemade and like and by the way 1.00

00:27:56.840 you mr motherfucker mr fucking guy with with a fucking knife in his back for me you were saying 1.00

00:28:04.120 you don't eat packaged food hey i'm gonna i'm gonna do one even worse for you than disagreeing 1.00

00:28:09.260 with you i'm gonna agree i'm gonna say i can tell the difference but you gotta you gotta choose your

00:28:13.080 battles and it's just not something that i just not something that i care about that much okay 0.95

00:28:17.840 i got heated for a second there damn son where'd you find actually my the wife does actually make 0.95

00:28:26.940 them we've made them a few times they're a little bit tedious to make but they taste they do taste 0.98

00:28:30.240 way way way better when you make them yourself but this is this thing your wife was showing an image

00:28:35.440 i don't know where she finds this stuff of a sausage it's from a grocery store that someone 0.99

00:28:40.180 could buy it and it was sausages made with gummy bears inside of them and she's like what the fuck 0.98

00:28:45.860 is this i'm like you two would make that i know you two we would you would get it did you see 0.98

00:28:51.660 the andouille that we made was so bad it's like chunks of organ and an ear and stuff in it just

00:29:00.560 a big chunk of heart right in your sausage the consistency was all wrong but no but i mean it's

00:29:08.480 just for you because we we had served a big thanksgiving dinner the other day we didn't

00:29:11.600 mash the potatoes properly and there's the one of the worst feelings in the world is taking a bite

00:29:17.280 of something thinking it's mashed potatoes and there's a chunk yeah and you're the whole your

00:29:21.920 whole day is thrown off brother you got to just go to town on it like whenever you think it's done

00:29:26.000 you gotta just go another two minutes with the potato people like okay so we're doing time cube

00:29:30.720 are we doing we're just we're largely talking about my wife and and food we're doing we're

00:29:37.040 doing time cube okay so before we get started i really this is something that was made for this

00:29:44.400 show and if we didn't cover it then why do anything i feel like we did cover it a few years ago did we

00:29:49.520 not because i remember watching you knock and talking to somebody i might have just been

00:29:52.880 watching the no time i'm not doing time keep right now i'm doing lauren chen stand up oh that's even

00:29:57.520 better okay yeah i'm doing so lauren chen uh russia's lauren chen so someone just sent to me

00:30:05.600 hey i actually got this from the good man at the kino casino so you could also go over the

00:30:12.080 kino casino and watch their coverage of it but if you want our take i'm just going to go through it

00:30:18.240 we're just going to give it a little watch

00:30:20.880 we're not going to make a whole pit stop

00:30:22.860 out of this put your neck pillow

00:30:24.940 away you know we're not going on tour with this

00:30:26.980 but

00:30:27.880 I just want to describe for people

00:30:31.220 oh yeah someone

00:30:32.700 Derek said food cube

00:30:34.340 alright so

00:30:37.180 she was performing

00:30:38.900 a stand up act and if you look at the

00:30:40.800 time stamps down here what we're looking at

00:30:43.020 is Minds Fest

00:30:44.480 everyone knows that social media network

00:30:47.020 minds right i remember hearing about that a few years ago like hey stefan molyneux over here and

00:30:52.380 all the free speech guys are over here and then i didn't know it was still around um and apparently

00:30:57.280 they have a event once a year mines fest right sounds kind of gross you know i don't know sounds

00:31:03.940 very a bit too cerebral yeah but i mean look at this look at this deus of shows right here's what

00:31:10.940 you can look forward to drinking bros podcast people are just having podcasts at this thing

00:31:15.600 conspiracy theories are fun i'd go for jimmy door i will say he's the only reason i'd go this

00:31:20.680 yeah yeah i by the jimmy door he's going right over the edge and i'm like he's having guys on

00:31:27.180 who are saying you know what israel shouldn't exist we gotta do something about israel

00:31:30.960 he start this is the guy who was on the young turks a while ago and then he kind of went

00:31:36.420 like right adjacent with the vaccine stuff he was hard against the covet vaccine stuff 0.96

00:31:42.760 and now like clockwork he he's down here in the shit with us and i i just like to see it 0.94

00:31:49.140 i like to see someone you know and he's got a platform and he's got like a couple million 0.98

00:31:53.840 fucking subscribers so he's here conspiracy theories theories are fun is america becoming 0.99

00:31:59.960 a communist country i bet that was not interesting at all the election integrity debate fucking 0.99

00:32:05.680 destiny's there look at this and then it ends it ends with stand-up comedy which by the way is not 0.95

00:32:12.380 how you want to organize anything like the rest of it was sit down comedy oh yeah biscuits and

00:32:17.560 coffee a real meeting of the mind uh behold correctly says i thought she was hiding in 0.96

00:32:26.580 hiding since the russia shit yeah i don't know how that all played out right that was kind of 0.76

00:32:31.680 an open and shut case but uh i don't know like maybe these people don't mind i guess i think 0.97

00:32:39.140 like they're sort of close enough to mainstream republicanism where even if you are photographed

00:32:46.900 taking a check from a russian in a trench coat they'll be saying that's liberal propaganda

00:32:52.820 yeah you know i mean but it is possible that russians someone in the russian establishment

00:33:00.020 tried to buy off someone especially a lady who thought you know stand-up comedy is good to do

00:33:05.380 here let's just let's just have a look yo all right everybody well that was awesome

00:33:14.900 we've had a lot of awesome conversations you guys have been awesome it's been a lot of fun

00:33:18.100 and by the way you know what i'm not i don't like awesome conversations yeah like this is

00:33:23.860 the only thing and we don't do awesome conversations we do thinly veiled threats

00:33:30.020 that's why people come here we hey let's let's discourse i'm done with discourse we got we got

00:33:34.820 threats that are showing some leg

00:33:39.620 thinly stalking the threats and uh we live in a very dark and very absurd

00:33:45.860 world and uh no matter what we gotta remember

00:33:48.340 to laugh what a great way to introduce somebody's

00:33:50.900 terrible stand-up is we live in a dark and absurd world

00:33:54.100 i'd like to bring you lauren shen these are dark times they're perilous

00:33:59.140 usually you have another comedian bring up a comedian

00:34:04.020 we had some great discourse we're all depressed but

00:34:06.980 you need to laugh

00:34:08.700 and if I had one shot

00:34:12.680 one opportunity to get people

00:34:15.060 to laugh I wouldn't 1.00

00:34:17.260 bring up a woman 1.00

00:34:18.540 be an Asian woman 0.96

00:34:20.480 Asians are not known for stand up comedy 1.00

00:34:22.440 unless her entire set is doing impressions 1.00

00:34:25.140 of her parents which I

00:34:27.120 don't think she would do and let me say

00:34:29.140 I haven't even seen this yet

00:34:30.580 I don't know what's going to happen but

00:34:32.680 as far as i know look you know this show you know us we love nothing more than a celestial with sass 0.97

00:34:42.140 right but i think she's married to a white man and somewhere out there there's a white man who

00:34:49.200 really did not attend to his duty he should not have let this happen you should not let your wife

00:34:55.660 do this so i don't even blame her for whatever's about to happen it can't be good there's no way

00:35:01.300 hell it's good but i i can't you know what she it's like they got her drunk and kicked her out

00:35:08.340 on the edge of a cliff why would you do that someone wants her to suffer that's why this

00:35:12.900 happened um so i'm shaver dimes is a beef maker i guess what i don't know what that means let's

00:35:18.740 keep going so let's do some laughing now let's introduce our next person coming up on stage

00:35:22.260 we're gonna have a good time everybody welcome Lauren Chen

00:35:24.980 all right how you guys doing are you good yeah I'm can I just say this I'm very uncomfortable

00:35:38.640 I am not someone who likes cringe comedy I know what's coming I can I can feel it in my spine

00:35:45.680 this is gonna be I don't like watching people embarrass themselves and fail

00:35:49.600 What do you think about

00:35:51.860 Are you okay with this

00:35:53.880 I mean I can get to the point where I

00:35:56.000 Dislike the person enough that it's

00:35:57.900 Enjoyable but if I feel sorry

00:35:59.900 For them it's hard to watch but I really I really don't

00:36:01.820 Like her so it's fine okay

00:36:03.440 Let's see you know what I'm gonna

00:36:04.940 We have to slow this down a little bit

00:36:07.320 You're gonna slow it down

00:36:09.300 I'm so happy to be here

00:36:11.120 I'm so happy to be with you I'm so happy to be in Austin

00:36:13.160 This is an amazing city are you guys from here

00:36:15.440 You're locals heck yeah

00:36:17.820 It's so awesome.

00:36:18.760 You guys, you clean up amazing, okay?

00:36:20.620 You barely even look homeless.

00:36:21.820 It's just good for you.

00:36:22.800 Good for you.

00:36:24.480 But no.

00:36:25.620 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:36:27.940 By the way, Austin sucks. 1.00

00:36:29.800 Austin is not a good city. 0.98

00:36:32.360 I don't know why our guys keep having stuff in Austin.

00:36:35.520 I went there this year, and I was not thrilled.

00:36:38.220 I do love Austin.

00:36:39.040 Last time I was here, actually, funny story,

00:36:40.800 I saw a homeless guy walking what I thought was a small dog on a leash.

00:36:45.380 Turns out, no, giant rat.

00:36:46.680 so it's one of those fun awesome stories that i have love that love

00:36:50.520 is that supposed to be a laugh oh oh that was rough for those who are listening at home and

00:36:56.120 can't see this there is no laughter because the thing is i think you'd get a lot of sympathy

00:37:02.520 laughs if it even landed as a joke and not like a comment you know what i mean it's just like a

00:37:09.240 yeah i saw someone walking a dog and i thought it was a rat no you didn't you know because here's

00:37:13.720 the audience will give you a lot of credit especially if you're at a show people go with

00:37:18.680 you on something but it's like i saw i thought it was a dog but as a rab no it wasn't you didn't you

00:37:24.280 didn't bring me into your world enough that's a lie yeah you're lying lord i shouldn't be saying 0.62

00:37:29.240 that it's also not it's also not funny even if you built it up like it's like it's a dog but

00:37:34.120 it's actually a rat no there's nothing there it's anyways what do we like this outfit either this is

00:37:39.160 if she's not a mom she shouldn't be dressing like this if she's a mom she shouldn't be on 0.97

00:37:43.800 fucking stage like a weird i know it just seems like kind of from like the pants up to eye like 1.00

00:37:49.240 this is very much like a this is a mom going out shirt just go home sure this morning uh was eating 0.99

00:37:56.920 on a patio with my toddler throughout our meal had three different homeless people come yell at us

00:38:01.880 which is like basically the austin version of dinner in a movie it's you know entertainment

00:38:06.200 as you eat good stuff um but no it's just complaining about austin also i didn't notice

00:38:15.980 a lot of homeless people in austin so i don't know it's like hey guys yeah i hate this place 1.00

00:38:20.720 it's fucking homeless and you guys suck uh yeah nobody's laughing he's like yeah you guys fucking 1.00

00:38:25.540 suck and it's homeless and uh fuck you yeah so i was i was assaulted by homeschool but it's like 1.00

00:38:30.900 dinner and a movie i'm like no it's not i just want to be in the audience and just go no that's 1.00

00:38:35.740 not accurate that's not what it is it's not that so i've got biscuits and coffee referencing um

00:38:44.460 uh tim heidecker's special and i'm not a admirer of tim heidecker but he did sort of an anti-comedy

00:38:50.940 special and yeah this is a great bit yeah i love lady gaga what's next lord gugu i mean

00:38:58.060 and just angrily like prompt like laugh oh wait i'm getting the feeling that miss chen here was a 1.00

00:39:04.620 lol so hecking random 1.00

00:39:06.800 raw girl growing up you know what maybe 1.00

00:39:08.680 would you like Lauren 0.99

00:39:10.700 Chen more or less if she was goth

00:39:12.580 as a teenager I ask the audience

00:39:14.780 I ask you

00:39:15.580 can you see her as goth I can 1.00

00:39:18.820 no get out of here 0.70

00:39:20.880 no are you saying you can't

00:39:22.740 or you don't want to I'm not

00:39:24.560 no I don't want to I'm not invested

00:39:26.900 in any of this she's just I'd like

00:39:28.740 I've already really disliked her and now

00:39:30.800 seeing this it's so

00:39:32.460 like I'm really embarrassed for

00:39:34.360 uh for her family and they're walking it's with her walking in one pocket turned out there you

00:39:40.760 see that on the on the right there just a real she was probably anxiously thumbing her pocket 0.97

00:39:47.960 before the show because she knew how badly she was gonna bomb why did the the minds of mind

00:39:53.960 do this it's really sad seeing all these homeless people and my heart goes out to them and i honestly

00:39:59.640 think that being homeless that's got to be one of the worst situations that a person could be in

00:40:03.240 frankly at the same time though um not popular to say this as bad as it is i'm sure to be a homeless

00:40:12.680 person also not great to be around homeless people right now am i saying we are the victims here you

00:40:19.960 would love for her to say what she could have salvaged that if she had said we need to kill

00:40:24.200 all the homeless people or some variation of that she could win me over these jokes if she went

00:40:29.720 like at this is the point in the set some will call it early if you go full genocide right around 0.59

00:40:35.640 now you got me in the palm of your hand yeah yeah sean schaefer points out judas wants her dead

00:40:42.440 would that be accurate yeah that's fair no but it's not nothing right it's not nothing like i

00:40:49.400 don't want to be the person who can't afford dinner obviously not but i also don't want to

00:40:54.120 be the person who gets mugged to pay for dinner and i feel like that's fair i feel like that's 0.98

00:40:57.640 fair but um she sounds like she's just trying to convince the audience that homeless people suck 0.96

00:41:01.600 like it's not it doesn't even register as comedy this is just her trying to like in a mean girl 0.89

00:41:08.020 way convince the audience that homeless people are undeserving of respect like i don't actually

00:41:12.920 i'm i am actually i'm almost offended by it a little bit like it's just i don't i really don't

00:41:19.440 i really really don't like her and this is not even remote it's not even like it's bad jokes

00:41:23.500 there are no jokes these aren't jokes this is just you literally saying homeless people are 0.86

00:41:27.760 gross and they stink and i don't like being around them and i understand they're hungry but like can 0.99

00:41:32.160 you just not be around like okay you just sound like a bitch this isn't comedy you're just being 1.00

00:41:36.200 a bitch i really want to stay with this because i want to see how high your nerves and your fury 1.00

00:41:41.900 get i think by the end of this you're putting your forehead through the screen i'm mad man 0.99

00:41:45.880 i just the problem i think is that over the past few years people have decided that the worst thing

00:41:51.300 you could do is be offensive is to be insensitive and if you don't think this is a problem we

00:41:55.460 actually have we have american cities now where people are so afraid of even being perceived as

00:42:00.180 being offensive that they would literally rather live with human feces on the street than tell a

00:42:05.100 homeless person to take a hide and crap in the woods like that is the level that we've read

00:42:09.020 you know the thing that bothers me about minds and you know they haven't been on my radar very 0.83

00:42:13.580 much but we are way far past the date of people being able to say you know everyone's offended

00:42:19.020 these days that that was already over three years ago like jerry seinfeld was like three years ago

00:42:26.260 saying everyone's offended these days and it's like they there was like they actually wasn't

00:42:31.280 that bad like this is this is not even a bit this was a bit before you and i were born like what

00:42:37.600 this is yeah people's political correctness yeah it's beyond it's not comedy anymore this is just

00:42:43.760 an actual legitimate political talking this is this reads like she's just a political diatribe

00:42:50.200 about she how she hates the homeless this is something we would never really complain about

00:42:53.940 before because it wasn't really in our interest but um the progressives and the leftists did have

00:42:59.340 a point where like for a minute it was there's threats to like free speech and stuff but that

00:43:06.080 kind of went away pretty fast there was enough pushback on that from mainstream people where

00:43:11.260 like comedians never really suffered it became more popular for a comedian to claim that they

00:43:17.640 were canceled to sell more tickets like this is this is the joe andrew schultz and these other

00:43:22.380 guys were like they they wouldn't air this i was canceled very few people have been canceled

00:43:29.220 famous people that's my take on it anyway so this has been a grift for a long time to the point

00:43:33.860 where now we're the tail end of 2024 we have a woman on stage it's like people are so offended

00:43:38.880 these days they're not i remember even back when i was living in toronto we would go to comedy

00:43:44.060 clubs and where i'd go with ray and this was just about the time when you know cancel culture was

00:43:50.120 on the tip of everyone's tongue and there was almost an autoimmune reaction to that where we

00:43:54.200 would go to just like open mic sets and everyone was telling more rape jokes like they were trying

00:44:01.300 to like immediately prove it's like you're not going to cancel me i'm like i think that's just

00:44:05.600 been the case for a while yeah you know i mean they're still liberal like ricky gervais will

00:44:11.420 complain about woke but he's still like an atheist lib like functionally they haven't changed anything

00:44:16.340 but like woke has just been this scarecrow people stab at at least in terms of culture for a while

00:44:22.360 anyway that's just a gripe that i've got with these people we're like something like minds like

00:44:27.600 we are the free speech network how many free speech networks we have like joe rogan is the 0.94

00:44:33.740 biggest show on earth and that's his thing and then there's all these other fucking minnow shows

00:44:38.000 around him like we haven't we haven't been hurting for free speech i don't think now that sounds 0.98

00:44:45.120 extreme what do you think about that i mean i think it's so it's such a fucking muddy thing 0.77

00:44:51.460 the free speech thing is like say in this case with lauren chen like do i think we should cancel

00:44:56.340 lauren chen i think she should be like censored by the federal government no i think people should 1.00

00:45:00.700 stop giving her money and inviting her things she's a dumb bitch but i mean is that is that 1.00

00:45:05.640 censorship am i being a marm am i canceling her no i'm just expressing my opinion to a large extent 1.00

00:45:11.940 honestly the cancel thing that's in a in a sense that's all it ever was also wasn't the speech it

00:45:16.940 was that the me the mainstream media is controlled by our opponents like if they don't want to 0.80

00:45:21.160 publish us that's fine and then the like twitter right old twitter was run by gays and weirdos 0.99

00:45:26.440 so they didn't want to publish our shit that's not really a free speech issue it's the problem 0.97

00:45:30.720 is that the media monopolies are controlled by our opponents so i mean yeah yeah and also let 0.94

00:45:36.640 me just to clarify i think the the the free speech issues that you weren't allowed to address back

00:45:42.460 then you're still not allowed to address but those aren't the issues that lauren chen wants to address

00:45:46.160 like you still can't talk about i guess you can now more than ever before in my opinion but

00:45:51.540 anything anti-israeli or anti-semitic oh yeah i mean you go ahead go ahead and say israel should

00:45:58.380 be pushed into the ocean go say that i mean i say it all the time but i'm not showing my 0.97

00:46:03.160 fucking face because i i'd lose everything if i did it we all yeah y'all would so uh yeah you 0.94

00:46:08.020 won't see that but i mean the whole like let's mock the homeless at what point was it cancelable 0.99

00:46:12.020 to mock the homeless yeah what are you talking about well it's also like you don't the reason

00:46:18.420 you don't tell a homeless person to pick 0.97

00:46:20.560 up their shit isn't because you don't want to offend them. It's because 0.99

00:46:22.420 you don't want to get stabbed with an AIDS 1.00

00:46:24.620 shiv. Yeah. Which is 1.00

00:46:26.540 what would happen to you. You'd be raped. Also 1.00

00:46:28.700 realistically, the reason we don't banish the

00:46:30.460 homeless to the woods is not out of fear of

00:46:32.500 offending them. It's because it's inhumane.

00:46:35.400 I mean, I don't know.

00:46:36.960 I'm not a liberal, but like

00:46:38.340 it's inhumane. You're going to put

00:46:40.560 people in a van and dump them in the dark forest.

00:46:42.680 I caught you in a liberal take.

00:46:44.040 I caught you. You got me. I got you.

00:46:46.160 I want to liquidate all the homeless

00:46:48.740 And that's honestly that is a take

00:46:50.740 I have tested out 0.61

00:46:52.800 With libs these days

00:46:55.560 And they

00:46:56.260 They're on board

00:46:57.540 Oh they're on board with liquidating the homeless

00:46:59.220 Yeah that makes sense

00:47:02.100 The thing is most homeless now 0.95

00:47:03.480 Most legit homeless are white 0.97

00:47:04.960 So 0.83

00:47:06.080 And they're people that have

00:47:08.580 I don't want to get into a whole thing 0.78

00:47:10.300 But to save the white race 1.00

00:47:13.980 We've got to get rid of these bad ones 1.00

00:47:16.140 how about we get rid of lauren chen and we put a homeless man in her house 0.96

00:47:19.500 we find like a guy who lost his job because of dei and we just put lauren chen in the bottom of

00:47:25.320 a pool full of sand and then we put him in her house i knew this would end with you burying her

00:47:30.400 in something i knew it we didn't even get through this i'm gonna skip ahead just a little bit let's

00:47:37.120 see how bad this gets we're making all your clothes so it's not it's fine and actually

00:47:41.260 corporate america if you guys are paying attention i know there's a lot of controversy

00:47:45.000 stateside about things like maternity leave people don't want to pay it turns out if your

00:47:49.000 workers are all prepubescent you can just sidestep that conversation entirely so you know follow me

00:47:53.720 for more more business tips but you know it's just tweets i figured it out these these are

00:47:59.320 tweets she made but these aren't jokes this is just like corporate america yeah yeah you like to 0.99

00:48:04.520 hire underage people that's that's good she's doing this thing girls do this all the time when

00:48:09.400 they're insecure they'll go like that's great that's great so um that's her version of like

00:48:15.880 so what else is in the news there's uh there's just there's a lot of things in in america that

00:48:20.040 we don't have in asia um one of them things really different what do you mean we don't have in asia

00:48:25.720 you're what the is she is she like a full or she half what's her story she's chinese but she's uh

00:48:33.320 she was born in canada and raised in like london and singapore i think like she's she's an extremely

00:48:41.160 wealthy global citizen she went to she's a she's essentially an american i mean look ah okay so

00:48:46.440 here i am the guy saying that the asian girl's an american but you know what i mean she's like

00:48:49.880 we in asia like you haven't really as far as i know she's not from asia she hasn't she hasn't

00:48:55.880 lived there like are you talking about what people in asia are like or do how the do you know i've 1.00

00:49:00.760 probably spent more time in asia than you have you dumb bitch get her get her ass diversity that 1.00

00:49:06.920 you have in america compared to asia and probably people out there thinking like what are you saying 1.00

00:49:11.240 it's just super diverse it's full of asians well despite you know they don't have an asia 1.00

00:49:16.040 female stand-up comedians what do they do with them judas yeah they put them in the ocean 1.00

00:49:23.640 they put them in there they put them in the ocean like it's just a room 1.00

00:49:28.440 because if they drop them in the ocean no they they put them in a submarine drop them and then

00:49:34.280 put them in the middle the center of the ocean you got winklers me here judith says more asian

00:49:41.480 than chen yeah you know what i'll take it oh and zhang way make good point mock the israeli homeless

00:49:47.800 i actually think it's against the the charter of rights and freedoms of israel for an israeli to

00:49:54.280 be homeless yeah they'll just they'll give you someone else's home may think diverse doesn't

00:50:00.440 just mean no white people actually it means diversity and america has a lot of diversity

00:50:04.300 for actually it actually does mean no white that's kind of now she's annoying me ideologically

00:50:10.200 for better or worse like first time i actually lived in america was when i was going to college

00:50:15.300 and that's when i realized how much of a melting pot it actually is here so yeah she was born in

00:50:20.980 can so she makes it like the first time i was in america i'm like but you lived just across the

00:50:25.260 border in canada which is like in a big american state and uh you know i was surrounded by people

00:50:30.860 different races who didn't look like me and it's it's for better or worse because simultaneously 0.99

00:50:35.040 okay you went to school in america and you didn't see any other asians yeah what the fuck are you 0.93

00:50:41.080 talking about the total i mean look it's a comedy thing so she's making it up she's making the 0.99

00:50:46.040 fucking stories up but yeah it's not it doesn't even like you just look at her and you know 0.79

00:50:50.740 from her the way she talks and the way she's dressed that she's not from asia you're clearly 1.00

00:50:56.420 a dumb fucking middle-aged whore from somewhere in north america obviously 1.00

00:51:01.040 they let podcasts in here like i would those tables behind her you see those yeah 1.00

00:51:07.820 just imagine us posted up back there doing an episode of the show live stream sniping it

00:51:14.860 in real life and just go back there saying liar live stream sniping we have a camera set up 0.99

00:51:20.640 just looking at the back of her head yes you're a liar lauren chen 0.98

00:51:25.500 that's wrong that's not correct just and then no one's people who aren't watching just listening 0.97

00:51:35.260 to the audio not hearing her audio it's just us going no all right i i'm gonna get off of this i 0.94

00:51:42.780 don't even want to watch this shit anymore fucker all right sorry i uh disabled my camera now we 0.95

00:51:53.060 gotta take a quick detour to one more thing and it's in the same vein people you gotta bear with 0.99

00:51:58.760 me i just we need to do this very quick because i've got what we're looking at right now for

00:52:07.760 listening audio vice president kamala harris grilled on pivotal issues as electioneers on

00:52:13.240 special report kamala harris went on fox news and was interviewed about very very basic things

00:52:20.160 things that you would think she would have memorized beforehand um and i think you could

00:52:25.100 be forgiven for believing that kamala harris is actually trying to tank this and if this has been

00:52:29.740 one big troll from her i might come back i think she deserves every vote she gets at that point 1.00

00:52:35.180 but i just wanted to show this because the theme of tonight is women getting tased it's women in

00:52:44.720 uncomfortable situations so let's just throw this up just to catch the first bit here mad

00:52:51.540 vice president thank you for the time thank you it's good to be with you brett you know voters

00:52:54.940 tell pollsters all over the country and here in pennsylvania that immigration is one of the key

00:52:59.940 issues that they're looking at this election and specifically the influx of illegal immigrants from

00:53:02.800 more than 150 countries how many illegal immigrants would you estimate

00:53:07.480 your administration has released into the country over the last three and a 1.00

00:53:10.360 half years well I'm glad you raised the issue of immigration because I agree with

00:53:12.880 you it is a topic of discussion that people want to rightly have and you

00:53:17.380 know what I'm gonna talk about do you think it's 1 million 3 million right

00:53:20.560 let's just get to the point okay the point is that we have a broken

00:53:23.800 immigration system that needs to be repaired so your Homeland Security

00:53:26.500 Secretary said that 85% of apprehensions we have a we have an

00:53:29.560 of 6 million people have been released into the country.

00:53:32.480 And let me just finish, I'll get you the question,

00:53:33.480 I promise you.

00:53:34.320 I was beginning to answer.

00:53:34.980 I just wanted to highlight that very briefly 0.59

00:53:37.680 because this is how you treat someone like her

00:53:40.380 who's doing the HR lady face,

00:53:43.000 where she's expecting to play to an audience

00:53:45.500 who are like, oh, we're gonna watch her eyebrows 1.00

00:53:47.740 and that's supposed to paralyze you. 1.00

00:53:48.740 No, just barrel through her 0.93

00:53:50.740 with the killdozer of your argument. 1.00

00:53:53.740 Say, no, no, shut up, shut up, answer now, point the, 0.98

00:53:57.660 really you need to have a deranged methed out warriors attitude and if you do that 0.98

00:54:04.380 you know in life you can kind of do whatever you want

00:54:08.060 yeah and when when you came into office your administration immediately reversed a number of

00:54:11.260 trump border policies most significantly the policy that required illegal immigrants to be

00:54:15.180 detained through deportation either in the u.s or in mexico and you switch that policy they were

00:54:19.420 released from custody awaiting trial so instead included in those were a large number of single

00:54:23.900 men, adult men, who went on to commit heinous crimes.

00:54:26.540 So, looking back, do you regret the decision to terminate Remain in Mexico at the beginning

00:54:31.080 of your administration?

00:54:32.080 At the beginning of our administration, within practically hours of taking the oath, the

00:54:36.780 first bill that we offered Congress, before we'd work on infrastructure, before the Inflation

00:54:42.000 Reduction Act, before the Chips and Science Act, before any, before the bipartisan...

00:54:46.220 She's listing other acts, this is like nakedly buying time.

00:54:49.840 With this one, though, you've got to stick to it, though, because if you follow this through and you listen to the sentence, the ending of the sentence is a total non sequitur.

00:54:57.000 The end of the sentence doesn't relate to how she started it, and it's beyond just, you know, buying time.

00:55:05.400 She actually, she can't hold more than 20 words in her head, I think.

00:55:09.700 Like, she can't form thoughts.

00:55:12.200 Safer Communities Act, the first bill, practically within hours of taking the oath, was a bill to fix our immigration system.

00:55:18.340 Yes, ma'am. It was called the U.S. Citizenship Act of 2021.

00:55:21.780 It was essentially a pathway to citizenship for the...

00:55:23.700 May I finish responding, please?

00:55:25.480 But you have to let me finish, please.

00:55:26.500 You had the White House and the House and the Senate, and they didn't bring up...

00:55:28.780 His eyes are just like, no, I'm not going to...

00:55:31.460 Your consent is rejected.

00:55:34.220 Yeah.

00:55:35.480 Responding to the point you're raising, and I'd like to finish.

00:55:37.820 Yes, ma'am.

00:55:39.320 We recognized from day one that to the point of this being your first question,

00:55:43.420 it is a priority for us as a nation and for the American people.

00:55:46.460 and our focus has been on fixing a problem and from day one then we have

00:55:50.640 done a number of things including to address our asylum system and put more

00:55:54.560 resources getting more judges what we needed to do to tighten up penalties

00:55:57.580 and increase penalties for illegal crossings what we needed to do to deal

00:56:00.700 with ports points of entry between border entry points that's the work we

00:56:05.120 did and we worked on supporting what was a bipartisan effort including some of

00:56:08.960 the most conservative members of the United States Congress to actually

00:56:11.660 strengthen the border that border bill would have put 1500 more border agents

00:56:15.480 at the border, which is why I believe the Border Patrol agents

00:56:17.260 supported the bill. It would have allowed us to stem the flow

00:56:19.380 of fentanyl coming into the United States, which is a scourge

00:56:21.360 Can I just say something?

00:56:22.900 I was going to see if she finishes her point

00:56:25.200 because I apologize to the listeners

00:56:26.720 I was saying, oh, she's going to wrap up any second

00:56:29.520 now, then we could jump in, and she just

00:56:31.340 kind of keeps going. She never wraps up. She never does. 0.54

00:56:33.320 And if you follow her along and if you realize that

00:56:35.360 the thing that she ends on is not the thing that she

00:56:37.400 started on, and I know politicians do this a lot, but

00:56:39.160 the thing that she ends on is not only the thing

00:56:40.900 she started on, it's not even

00:56:43.120 related. It's not even fucking related. 1.00

00:56:45.480 She ends up talking about some slight the number of times that she pivots during this to talk about something Donald Trump did during the during an actual attempt to explain an answer to the question and then trails off and talks about. 0.94

00:56:57.880 Remember that time Trump did the X, Y, Z? It's like, hold on a second.

00:57:01.180 Were you just going to tell me?

00:57:03.060 There's one thing that I'd like to point out, and this is probably just a non-important issue.

00:57:07.680 but when it's it's very frequent when you bring up mass migration this one phrase pops up young

00:57:14.760 military age men people love saying military age men i don't and i also don't even like focusing 0.81

00:57:21.200 on men i don't think it fucking matters like as if you know you'd be like to say oh these men are 1.00

00:57:26.360 more criminals the women are criminals too yeah the women are fucking doing nasty shit like they're 0.99

00:57:30.900 all fucking criminals and you're right too because the other thing is is it gives them an out like i 1.00

00:57:34.880 I don't know if you saw this video circulating the other day, but there was an elderly white Canadian woman looks like in Toronto being harassed by an Indian guy. 1.00

00:57:41.820 And he kind of gets her because he can he speaks French fluently and she can't speak French.

00:57:46.740 And he's like, I'm more Canadian than you because I can speak French.

00:57:49.640 And she gets really pissed and storms off.

00:57:51.760 And it's like you don't get to play these little games where it's like, hey, I'm not a criminal.

00:57:56.520 Hey, I have a good job.

00:57:57.980 Hey, I can speak both languages.

00:57:59.420 That means I'm more.

00:58:00.380 No, no, no.

00:58:00.720 That's not how it works.

00:58:01.960 I am a person here.

00:58:03.560 This is my country. 0.98

00:58:04.420 and i'm i'm i'm of this nationality i don't give a fuck what boxes you check you're not one of us 0.95

00:58:10.620 and i get to decide that unilaterally without your consent and without your input this isn't 0.98

00:58:15.640 how it works you don't get to just say oh well these guys are military aged and criminals

00:58:20.200 therefore reject them by the corollary of that is well the children we have to let the children 1.00

00:58:25.480 and no fuck the children no women fuck all of them and i don't i don't have to give you a reason 1.00

00:58:30.780 The reason is because they're not 1.00

00:58:32.840 Us I don't recognize them 0.98

00:58:35.040 Fuck you could tell me they're from the 1.00

00:58:36.940 Neighboring state I don't give a fuck they're not 1.00

00:58:38.960 From this place I don't recognize them get 1.00

00:58:40.880 Them out of here like that's it

00:58:42.500 You don't need to give anybody a reason

00:58:44.540 It doesn't matter what

00:58:46.800 Percentage of them are going

00:58:49.020 To join a cartel or

00:58:51.020 Are part of the cartel you know it's probably pretty high

00:58:52.920 But I'm like that's not even the issue

00:58:54.600 I treat every single one of the men

00:58:56.800 Women and children as if they are 1.00

00:58:58.700 A cartel because they fucking are 1.00

00:59:00.660 the nicest friendliest ones have to go back just as much as all the others they all have to go all 0.97

00:59:07.880 of them yeah i'm hey i'm sorry ah i know but here's the thing i don't care and it can't just

00:59:14.880 be you know the uh your typical conservative or even a libertarian will try and appeal to the law

00:59:20.620 i think there's a i'm the law i am the law yeah you were and so were you and so is everyone there

00:59:26.840 is no free floating organism called the law like the constant the constitution only exists because

00:59:33.140 you're willing to shoot someone over it it doesn't just exist as like a dragon floating over america

00:59:40.960 like what i assume china believes it's confucianism is literally a dragon perched in the clouds you

00:59:47.920 know it's it begins and ends with you you that that's the whole thing like judge dread says 0.96

00:59:53.040 you are the law and i'm saying i don't fucking care well what about the children i don't care 0.99

00:59:57.860 what i want a bunch of fucking kids get out of here you know my kids yeah yeah we're born here 1.00

01:00:02.600 i don't care i'm the get out i'm gonna pick you up by the scruff of your neck and throw you into 1.00

01:00:08.620 mexico i don't care if you're indian can i show you something by the way let's see this is this 0.98

01:00:13.820 is some twitter bullshit but it's very funny this is going to be guest starring forest sacks right 0.90

01:00:20.280 here that's the one that's the fucking video i was just talking about yeah yeah so this is the 0.98

01:00:24.300 video i guess we'll just watch it right here you're not canadian all right then where should i go back 0.99

01:00:29.660 ma'am why were you aggressive to me just listen to that fucking voice ma'am why are you aggressive 0.98

01:00:44.200 to me i'm being aggressive to you because uh too many indians are in canada and uh i want you to 0.99

01:00:52.460 go back okay go back but i'm i'm canadian india i'm canadian your parents are not canadian 0.90

01:01:00.920 your grandma is not so what wrong did i do to you i'm just trying to understand like what 0.51

01:01:06.280 wrong did i do to you this is the whole thing yeah yeah what wrong did i do to you it's you

01:01:10.360 haven't done anything dude i'm sure you're very sweet get on a plane tomorrow before something

01:01:14.540 bad happens to you though seriously because you don't belong here and you don't get to explain 0.99

01:01:19.360 to me why you do belong here it's my fucking house it's my house i say who comes and who goes 0.99

01:01:26.480 you'd have no say in the matter get out before somebody gets hurt dude yeah it's like i could 0.99

01:01:32.380 conceivably deport this individual somewhere it would be impossible to deport you and me

01:01:38.800 yeah right like there actually isn't an original for us to go we don't have a point of origin 0.95

01:01:44.080 aside from here this is our place this is fucking it i can trace my family tree back like six 0.93

01:01:49.400 generations and more more right you know like the for the old fucking anglostock the other part of 0.98

01:01:55.480 it is the the people in our because they all also use oh canada's a land of immigrants well guess 0.80

01:01:59.640 what our ancestors that came here they didn't move here because there were a lot of jobs and

01:02:05.020 They didn't move here because they had like good health care. 0.99

01:02:07.640 They came here with guns and swords and they absolutely conquered and liquidated the natives. 1.00

01:02:13.440 And then they built everything with their fucking hands and many of them died. 1.00

01:02:17.300 That's why it belongs to us. 0.99

01:02:18.660 To me, it's the homesteading principle. 1.00

01:02:20.300 We built this shit. 1.00

01:02:21.600 We fought for it. 1.00

01:02:22.580 And the idiots who were here first sucked and we beat the shit out of them. 1.00

01:02:26.580 So it's ours now. 1.00

01:02:27.520 So and again, if you want to fight us for it, let's have the fucking fight. 0.99

01:02:31.680 Let's have the fight. 0.98

01:02:32.420 but this whole thing about like arguing the morality of who gets to have it no there's no

01:02:36.340 argument get out personally you hardly speak english i speak english as well i speak french

01:02:46.360 this is a great i sorry i just love this interaction she says you hardly speak english

01:02:54.860 and then he responds with je parle francais do you speak french i speak french no she said she 0.92

01:03:00.440 didn't say you don't speak english you illiterate retard she said you hardly speak english in 0.96

01:03:05.960 english hardly means you can kind of do it but not very well so you don't your english is so bad 0.97

01:03:12.980 that you don't even understand what she meant when she said hardly because you clearly hardly 0.98

01:03:18.760 speak english you're just at the cusp of speaking we can just barely understand what you're fucking 0.97

01:03:23.700 insane and also like what whatsapp group did you get that talking point from because i noticed 0.83

01:03:31.460 there's a lot of these in you guys like they're they're speaking from a script like i just i

01:03:34.580 know how you people operate so this is like your friend saying say this say this to them yeah

01:03:39.140 Incomprehensibly bad French. 0.99

01:03:55.240 And anyways, if he's just taken his citizenship test, 0.99

01:03:57.980 he would have had to memorize that for the test.

01:03:59.720 But again, the fact that you do that doesn't mean anything, dude.

01:04:02.960 That doesn't make you one of us.

01:04:04.340 Any more than it makes me Indian if I go there and, you know, 1.00

01:04:07.380 lick cow shit for a week okay so let's go through this exchange there's that 0.99

01:04:11.820 then there's darjeet balak irishman my parents immigrated to toronto in the 80s i'm very much 1.00

01:04:21.400 a canadian citizen no fortisax our good friend for sex says damn that's crazy my family came 0.82

01:04:27.840 here in 1605 you're not canadian you never will be um someone not dead yet no this is gonna be 0.99

01:04:33.680 the star of this following exchange um because he i've it's been me and him going at this is a

01:04:39.620 brown guy of some kind i believe to be an indian guy but he's got an image of homelander with his

01:04:45.180 laser eyes he's got a white guy very uh common occurrence for them it says canadian isn't a race 0.78

01:04:50.880 it's nationality you guys make my shoelace seem to have more brain cells than you so this would 0.77

01:04:56.580 made me think he's kind of arab it's a shoe insult these guys they and i'm bringing this up in one of 0.99

01:05:01.780 my comments they got two insults your mother's a whore and you are a shoe it's one of those two 0.97

01:05:09.360 um so in forest acts starts making some points um and he he had a post here that he deleted it 0.99

01:05:16.300 um he the post was i'm going to say this from memory it's like yes i'm brown we're here we're

01:05:21.780 going to take your lifestyle we're going to take your country and in 20 years you're not going to 0.94

01:05:25.920 be here that's what he said and so my response was look how fast it takes the brownoid to pivot 1.00

01:05:30.940 to their true intention they really aren't good debating reasons so within one move you can get 1.00

01:05:35.120 them to admit to genocidal intent cracked out black teenagers are somehow more subtle

01:05:40.180 and it's been it's like this is how far we're going he keeps using this crying meme for me 0.99

01:05:45.600 um because i keep owning him the debate because he switches up to this thing indians love to do 0.99

01:05:51.460 so be prepared for this they're going to start saying that you're white so you're a cuck and 1.00

01:05:57.020 your women are whores and so this is what he said uh you know we foresex says we wipe our ass with a 1.00

01:06:04.240 piece of paper you think makes you canadian because he says i'm a canadian citizen um and we dominate 1.00

01:06:09.460 the job market we have the highest earning households he works in stem he says and and 0.99

01:06:14.360 foresex has a wipe your ass with a piece of paper he says same amount of only fans subscription fee 1.00

01:06:18.880 your wife and mom got to plan got to pay for your wi-fi motherfucker like just incoherent right 1.00

01:06:25.400 of a leading stem graduate it is worth pointing out leading stem graduate and i have no doubt 0.99

01:06:31.100 that he actually is because in my industry all of the stem people are actually indian 0.99

01:06:35.080 and they are this retarded and their english is this bad but you can see how like you and fort 0.96

01:06:40.740 are clearly like rage typing to him rapidly as well but at least your sentences make sense in 0.89

01:06:47.200 english his is just full of typos and i don't like the implication that i was mad on the internet

01:06:52.260 i was not mad i was calm i was okay it's okay to be mad dude it's okay it's okay to rage

01:06:58.860 rage against the vagine yeah biscuit and coffee rage against the vagine yes 0.64

01:07:04.800 um so and they go i said that he just cry about it he does this uh gif here like brown people 0.67

01:07:11.900 learn to use social media by watching white women most likely it was your mom like so just be clear 0.95

01:07:17.060 you stay you learn how to use social media from stalking my mother it turns into a cuck thing and 0.94

01:07:21.220 Basically, the conversation is like him saying, 0.99

01:07:24.300 oh, I was looking for your mother on the porn site. 0.99

01:07:27.600 I'm like, I mean, you guys like cuck porn, 1.00

01:07:30.060 so I get that you're a consumer of cuckold porn. 0.99

01:07:33.120 You can sort of jujitsu this and do like, 1.00

01:07:35.740 I get that you like watching porn of white women a lot. 0.99

01:07:39.740 And then he got very, very mad at that later on. 0.99

01:07:42.020 But anyway, I just wanted to, 0.98

01:07:43.180 I'm not going to go through a fucking Twitter thing, 0.95

01:07:44.800 but I'm saying be prepared for when they say like, 0.99

01:07:47.360 it takes you one move to get the average Indian 1.00

01:07:50.540 and brown person just saying yeah and we're going to fucking genocide you they'll do it fast they're 1.00

01:07:54.780 not subtle they're pretty stupid and then within two moves you'll get them saying like yeah but 1.00

01:08:00.380 your mother's your sister's a whore on only fans they'll bring up only fans and you can quickly 1.00

01:08:05.180 pivot that to that they're just a pervert who's on only fans all the time and they actually don't 0.99

01:08:09.340 know what to do with that they begin to short circuit all right so anyway we wouldn't and i

01:08:15.740 had just had one comment here i wanted to um bring attention to zhang way it said kamala harris has 1.00

01:08:20.740 the facial structure of an mma fighter he does she's she's a very butch lady anyway you know 1.00

01:08:27.800 maybe enough of this i don't need to go back on the kamala that was just sort of a lead-in 0.99

01:08:31.520 to uh the other stuff i want to talk about let's do the thing we're here for all right here we go

01:08:37.960 like a time cube here i didn't know much about time cube i heard it brought up a few times

01:08:44.460 and it's it's this legendary website that was around i believe in the um late 90s even and

01:08:52.200 it's here kept for posterity on a way back machine site that now has its own url timecube

01:08:59.400 dot online it's kept in a frozen state by people who i guess are adherents to it it was written by

01:09:07.120 we'll scroll down here this is the uh the author first of all this has 274 million hits um 1997

01:09:15.700 to 2005 it was the original career is dr gene ray who we're going to get to in a second but um i

01:09:21.420 just thought we could do a live read of this and give our thoughts yeah i will let you know there

01:09:26.680 is a donation button on the site you can choose to donate to it however uh dr ray is dead so i

01:09:34.420 don't know who the fuck's getting this money because i clicked on it it still works so i 0.62

01:09:40.740 don't know what that's so so i haven't clicked around this site too much um and who's to get 0.97

01:09:46.260 my endangered noob productions llc man what a time to be alive and people still said noob

01:09:52.280 right so and this shouldn't be unfamiliar to people who follow this show because we've talked

01:09:59.680 about spinal catastrophism my project that i want to attempt tonight is to merge time cube

01:10:06.320 with spinal catastrophism all right i think we can do it this project is going to be tentatively 0.89

01:10:13.380 titled the gayest shit i've ever attempted um also oh and said can we adjust those hits for 0.98

01:10:20.800 inflation fair enough i'd say we're getting close to a billion because what's a hit you know it's 0.99

01:10:25.780 just someone who viewed the site but i think they're filtering for the real ones yeah time

01:10:30.780 cube 4ce in 1884 meridian time personnel met in washington to change earth time first word said

01:10:40.100 so this isn't written particularly well but anyway you know because do you know much about

01:10:46.060 this guy by the way what's your background time cube like i don't look i don't i watched the

01:10:49.440 documentary on it a few years ago all i it seemed like florida man he's florida man i don't know if 0.98

01:10:54.280 he really was a doctor or if he was he was a fucking pediatrician or something i don't fucking 0.63

01:10:58.440 know but he is clearly not a time doctor do we have time doctors so okay so first word said was 0.97

01:11:08.380 that only one day could be used on earth to not change the one day marshmallow of course they

01:11:14.020 would say that so i'm gonna we're gonna have a lot of sentences and a lot of terms in here that

01:11:19.280 i think are going to be crucial to developing this theory that i'm trying to start so someone

01:11:23.860 is watching jot that down uh that first part about the one day marshmallow uh so they applied

01:11:29.220 the one day and ignored the other three days the marshmallow time was naturally the marshmallow

01:11:34.820 time was wrong then and it proved wrong today this is this a major lie has so much boring feed

01:11:42.660 from it's wrong so here's the thing i i had heard that this site as i read a description of the site

01:11:50.580 it goes sort of chronologically from the bottom to the top so i hear that like the stuff down here

01:11:58.280 was the earliest stuff and the stuff at the top is the latest so this very much is one man's descent

01:12:05.280 into madness you're right so what we just read was probably his last words his dying words is

01:12:11.080 this dying breath as all of ours should be was committed to an online blog um oh we got tree

01:12:18.840 surgeon here says nice get it get into it fellow spinal cubed time catastrophists i already put it

01:12:24.700 in my twitter bio um thank you for that tree surgeon so yeah we were watching i think it

01:12:30.360 probably gets more clear as we go down um this major no man on earth has no belly button true

01:12:38.000 it proves every believer on earth is a liar so anyone that believes in one day is not only

01:12:45.880 uh been propagandized and scandalized but they're a liar as well yeah instead of four right now

01:12:53.460 this is something i like to bring back we really got out of the habit of changing font sizes

01:12:58.420 in things you know back websites used to be cool the internet used to be cool we used to have

01:13:05.100 different color fonts things were underlined there was flaming text things used to make sense

01:13:10.380 i could say he this he's yelling this at me right now because the words have gotten so big

01:13:15.280 and blue yeah like like a wizard's voice booming to you that's how i read this

01:13:21.140 says children will be blessed for kicking out the for kicking of educated adults who

01:13:27.340 so not kicking them out just kicking them kicking of educated all to ignore four simultaneous days

01:13:33.400 same earth rotation participating boring oneness upon practicing boring oneness upon earth of

01:13:41.580 quadrants so really the capitalization and upon earth as one word like i love this this is so

01:13:50.100 like the word of is capitalized he was writing this as the cops were breaking down his door he 0.98

01:13:56.320 had to get this out the following sentence boring adult crime versus youth period damn man this 0.84

01:14:03.920 unironically this is written like nick land would write something yes what's the thing and they're 0.99

01:14:08.700 like look i unironically think nick land is halfway between a true retard and a grifter 0.87

01:14:13.460 and deserves no actual respect and it's funny to me that people treat nick land like a serious 0.92

01:14:18.760 thinker because this is nick this is actually nick land nick land doesn't make any sense he 0.98

01:14:22.960 is a fucking retard but this is this is beautiful because this guy was just totally gone he was just 0.98

01:14:28.180 pure schizo he was not actually attempting to make sense which is great yeah and so like this 1.00

01:14:34.340 is written like the meltdown essay um supports live integration one educated our most dumb so 0.60

01:14:43.520 the idea here that was explained to me and i'd read this before was that the central thesis is

01:14:50.100 that one day is actually four days and that's that's really it and okay i'm gonna put a little

01:14:57.960 highlight here if you scroll down there's some graphs here i actually like this teach the

01:15:02.220 controversy and this is he this is it earth has four days simultaneously each rotation

01:15:09.540 you erroneously measure time from one corner so one day is four days and you know this is

01:15:15.540 red light do you remember toynbee tiles no so there's this urban legend um hold on let me see

01:15:22.500 if i can find this toynbee tiles these it was sort of like a mystery i think it happened in like um

01:15:31.280 the fucking austin or something so i'll switch over to this tab for a second

01:15:37.280 this was a they found these images sort of stuck on the pavement and no one knows how they got 0.95

01:15:43.860 there and if people can't read toying the idea in kuber's 2001 resurrect dead on planet jupiter

01:15:50.140 and they would just find these and it didn't have any you know records of them being placed or

01:15:55.300 anything but um it was just like an odd mess odd fragmented message and they find more and more of

01:16:01.540 these house of hades tiles made from uh the six the ground bones of dead journalists this is not

01:16:08.240 an accident this is weird shit like that but um this is kind of written like that you know just

01:16:15.120 kind of incoherent stuff like okay four days one rotation is one full day four slash 16 cube divinity 0.89

01:16:23.780 it says here and you know here's an image of him here's the man the legend right here the good

01:16:28.800 doctor you know if i was old correct me if i'm wrong maybe this is i'm acting out of pocket

01:16:36.100 right now if i was old i won't would want more young images of me in circulation like when you

01:16:43.820 pull up when you look up dimes on wikipedia i would hate for the image to be me when i'm 90

01:16:50.200 i think you should allow people the dignity of only using their young images when you're

01:16:56.300 it depends right if you're supposed to be like a heroic leader you'd probably want to see like the

01:17:01.040 30s 40s but if you want if you're like a a scientist or a philosopher i think it's fine

01:17:07.740 to put you when you're gray but any like past 80 everybody looks decrepit so like remember like the

01:17:14.300 those the pictures of einstein or like say like milton friedman if you see like even film reels

01:17:19.380 of milton friedman in the 80s looked like a he was a peppy guy but then you see him uh you see

01:17:25.500 him before he died and he was getting shopped around all over the place he looked like a 0.56

01:17:28.760 fucking skeleton have you seen jimmy carter oh man yeah yeah it's but even even bill clinton's 0.98

01:17:35.100 looking pretty rough but again it's like just get out of the public eye because you don't want 0.97

01:17:38.520 people to remember you're like like it's gross dude come on i need to find the image okay i'm

01:17:43.600 to pull up an image and do not be shocked when you see this look at this image here of jimmy

01:17:50.560 carter at age 100 this is vote yep for of course kamal harris but he is gone how look at look at

01:18:01.820 look at this he that there is there's his eyes are gray this is shameful like if someone

01:18:08.460 you shouldn't do this to people right yeah it's embarrassing because this is the last thing

01:18:15.480 they're going to remember of jimmy carter the last thing it should have been images

01:18:18.860 of him like even here here's him with a like he got shot in the face it looks like

01:18:23.700 the most of what we know of jimmy carter is going to be him looking like he's a corpse look at this

01:18:31.180 there is a quick job to think about think about what biden looked like four years ago and what

01:18:35.760 it looks like now like there's a really quick drop off in your late 70s early 80s for a lot

01:18:39.480 of guys it can be like 24 months where they go from looking like they're in their 70s to looking

01:18:44.240 like a walking corpse i'm looking like i'm in a blanket to the if you're being wheeled out

01:18:50.320 in a blanket and you can't close your mouth yeah like if i were that old i wouldn't want

01:18:56.220 children meeting me oh do you want to hear great great grandkids i'd say no no no no no no are they 0.98

01:19:01.820 bringing a gun to shoot me in all my organs are they bringing the organ gun are you are you 0.99

01:19:09.120 are you bringing your guts blunderbusses 1.00

01:19:12.000 that's what this that's what happened to go to all right here so time cube it is what it sounds 1.00

01:19:19.220 like it's a cube here's the thing that bothers me about time cube and this is a total dumb guy

01:19:23.780 question um this appears to be a time square because a cube as you know has more than four 0.92

01:19:31.940 sides so and this is why i say uh nick land is completely actually truly retarded and that 0.78

01:19:38.020 everybody just gives him too much credit you kind of want to do the same thing where it's like okay 0.83

01:19:42.020 look i'll give you a pass a cube is has a cube involves squares you just drew some squares you 0.99

01:19:47.700 didn't even try to draw a cube but i'll take no no you know what fuck you gene that's a square 1.00

01:19:52.420 i'm not buying it i don't owe you shit gene or nick i don't owe you anything that's a fucking 0.99

01:19:57.720 square call it what it is it's a times square it's it's a time square cube dude i feel like 0.98

01:20:04.860 that's a big blunder to make at the start of this the entire thing is about it being a cube

01:20:10.100 and it's always just a square um and i brought this up on my last the last episode of prudentialist

01:20:16.440 on our kind of sideshow do you even read we're doing three parts on smile catastrophism

01:20:22.040 and the second one i think i think it's important as much as we find this stuff interesting

01:20:27.200 as as engaging as it is and everyone likes getting in the weeds of this esoteric stuff

01:20:32.500 and uh especially if you're on the right you're you're wading into waters from like the post left

01:20:37.860 right um so the fact that you're even doing that is pretty brazen but i'm like you do need to

01:20:42.640 establish where you think it's wrong right you do need to say okay it's we're having fun this is

01:20:47.640 interesting but here's why i don't think this is actually true and the big thing about spinal

01:20:52.100 catastrophism and if you didn't watch that episode it won't make sense to you but it's like there's

01:20:56.620 this one part where he says he's talking about geotrauma you know geo being the planet earth

01:21:02.000 and then going into the crust of the earth and towards the center of the earth is like going

01:21:06.380 back in time because you're going back through the layers of how the earth was formed and that

01:21:12.080 that makes sense right okay you're going back pure schizophrenia it doesn't make any sense at all

01:21:16.920 It's a hundred percent unadulterated schizophrenia.

01:21:19.340 It makes more sense than saying that going down the spine is like going into the planet.

01:21:26.440 But do we gauge truth and value based on comparing one schizophrenic fever dream to another?

01:21:33.240 Because neither one of those things is true or real.

01:21:35.760 You're just comparing one schizophrenic thing to another.

01:21:38.140 No, it's true in the sense that there was the core of the molten core.

01:21:41.000 Then it kind of gathered the rest of the planet around it.

01:21:43.780 So it would have formed from the inside out over the course of millions of years.

01:21:46.880 totally useless for the normal person's understanding of the world in terms of

01:21:51.040 decision-making or or erudition like it is it is pure pure fluff and you know what you're doing

01:21:58.500 is you're standing back and saying this is useless to me what i'm doing is i'm entering into it and

01:22:02.240 saying even within the logic of this thing it doesn't work because it's not obvious to me that

01:22:08.720 the spine is formed the same way as a planet is of course if you're saying that going towards the

01:22:13.860 center of the earth is like going back in the history of the planet okay but the spine wasn't

01:22:18.020 evolved from the bottom up we didn't start off as like a section of spine and then over time grew 0.86

01:22:24.840 into a fucking head so to say that descending the spines like descending in the earth and that's 0.98

01:22:31.060 like time travel i'm like well no because that's not what a fucking spine is or does i totally 0.99

01:22:36.340 agree with you and i'm glad that you dove into the schizo and found a way to disassemble it 0.84

01:22:41.520 internally. But what my fear is, is very often people dive in and they find one string or one 1.00

01:22:47.880 pattern that does match and they pull on that thread to try to rationalize everything else

01:22:54.020 that's in there. And I think that's why Nick Land has a Twitter account. I think that's why

01:22:58.200 like, that's why I know his name. I shouldn't know his name. He's a boneheaded retard who's

01:23:03.800 never contributed anything to anyone, but we all talk about him because there's a lot of people 1.00

01:23:08.260 who very seriously think that he's somehow contributed to society so but there isn't

01:23:13.700 there isn't actually anything there if you are if you're serious about it there isn't there isn't

01:23:18.840 anything there and i haven't read all i've just read enough of it to realize wow this guy is a

01:23:23.460 is like he is a he's the the 21st century post left snake oil salesman and it's really sad that

01:23:29.620 people genuinely read his work i guess you're not gonna be tuning into our show then no so you've

01:23:35.840 But Der Odom Thomas is saying, to be friends, Tom Canastrom is not meant for normal people, and it does justify its own statements, usually even if its metaphors are ho-hum, which I do agree.

01:23:46.600 But you see what you're doing there, though, right?

01:23:48.400 See, oh, but now I'm just the normal guy.

01:23:51.080 You're the genius, you know, the big-minded fella.

01:23:56.060 Please don't turn on our audience.

01:23:57.760 Please don't. 1.00

01:23:58.720 Fuck, big niggerhead, Der Odom, Tommy. 1.00

01:24:00.720 if you genuinely think that i'm too fucking normal to understand that i have a fucking 1.00

01:24:06.380 bridge to sell you dude i've honestly i just i don't know what else to say it's very sad 0.98

01:24:10.280 he's he's going at everyone this is the perfect episode to do this i despise deeply despise

01:24:17.260 nick land yeah but look i hate everybody so don't take it personally i i this is what i bring to the

01:24:24.620 show i go into the these waters and bring it back and just so you can look at this banquet i bring 0.65

01:24:31.000 before you and put your feet up on it absolute trash and i'm like now i have to clean this up 0.98

01:24:35.620 fuck clean it up pig clean it up juice um yeah the point i was making for just to end on this 0.99

01:24:45.380 was that like as much as we like it we have to admit that it does have like there's something 0.99

01:24:50.300 wrong with it because if we can't admit that then it's 100 right but we also understand that

01:24:55.740 something like spinal catastrophism and some of these other ideas they are grounded in a very

01:25:02.040 nihilistic outlook in my opinion and the end of spinal catastrophism which we talked about

01:25:06.520 on the show was that the purpose of intelligence is to destroy the universe it is a very nihilistic

01:25:15.260 outlook and if you disagree with that then you have to be able to trace that back and figure out

01:25:20.380 why it doesn't work using its own rules i think you can do it that's something that that i like

01:25:25.180 to do and not just be yeah hostile to it out of hand but i'm like i will play this game but here's

01:25:30.620 where i think you i think you're reaching not you but but him yeah and this is this is where i get

01:25:35.740 to right so and because i see tommy's saying in the comments he's just saying that all writings

01:25:40.060 have audience i totally get that and i was going to make the comment that i think a lot of people

01:25:43.100 read him essentially as as like uh like a slam poet type thing which i get because there is a

01:25:48.740 flow to it and there is kind of an artistic metaphorical like marriage of words and concepts

01:25:53.980 i actually love that and i i enjoy reading this stuff sometimes for that reason it's like a comic

01:25:58.520 book sorry i can't hear you right now do you cut out there hello yeah i can hear you keep going

01:26:06.260 you get to the point where he actually makes a philosophical conclusion that's really jarring

01:26:11.160 such as intelligence its only purpose is to destroy the universe and that's something that

01:26:16.860 you either have to disagree with and then he's going to defend it or you have to believe it and

01:26:21.180 defend it to other people like i think you're already it's like the whole thing we say don't

01:26:25.180 accept the left's frame like don't accept nick land's frame for anything because you he's going

01:26:29.840 to lead you down the garden path with nothing better than bad poetry and then at the end say

01:26:34.960 because of this tome of poetry you must now believe that intelligence is meant to destroy

01:26:40.520 the universe like that dude that's crazy it doesn't matter what he said if everything that 0.97

01:26:45.060 he said made no fucking sense and it was all metaphor and poetry you know what you get what 0.94

01:26:48.500 i'm saying you know i i agree completely and um that's like i've heard some people a lot of people 0.96

01:26:53.600 dismiss hegel because of its association with marxism but i've heard interesting case be made

01:27:01.800 from sort of right-wing christians about the value of the hegelian dialectic and how that relates to

01:27:07.960 good and evil and the logos of god so i get that's kind of what i'm interested in which is that

01:27:13.020 i see because i can kind of unravel what they're doing i see the the seeds of their nihilism but

01:27:20.260 then i can kind of dig through some of the ideas and say well that's interesting so usually i'll

01:27:25.260 disagree with great swathes of what they're saying but i'm like but there's something i'm catching a

01:27:31.840 vibe i'm catching a vibe with some of the stuff that interests me and i'm just gravitating towards

01:27:37.440 that you know i look into it just to see where it kind of goes off the reservation but that's just

01:27:43.440 of interest to me because i know you probably disagree with this but i do think enough of it

01:27:50.000 is usable even though you know there's a lot of like for nick land i think some of the problems

01:27:54.800 is i don't like a lot of the sci-fi stuff i don't like a lot of the slam poetry so like the thing

01:28:00.240 and i think it was tree um tree surgeon here he might have said it someone had said that they

01:28:06.240 like nick land's writing but they don't like yeah tree surgeon i like nick lamb but i hate the

01:28:10.320 meltdown essay his most famous essay i agree i've actually if you read nick land's articles that he

01:28:16.400 writes for the compact magazine they're a different beast entirely i'm like you could just read his

01:28:20.960 articles about the canon wars and things like that and it's just a regular guy but if you go into the

01:28:26.960 ccr you stuff it's slam poetry sci-fi well there you go afrofuturism and i'll leave my hat i haven't

01:28:34.800 i haven't read any of his i guess normal writing the only part of his writing that i'm familiar

01:28:39.820 with is the stuff that everybody's always posting which is that his spinal catastrophism and the 0.98

01:28:43.740 fucking the the shit about the you know the nothing human survives the future and like as i 0.98

01:28:48.700 feel people take that very seriously and i get that there's a grain of truth to it he's just 0.99

01:28:52.340 fucking wrong about all of it and he also is not and in my opinion not a very well researched person

01:28:58.360 because whenever i hear him talk about technology he clearly doesn't know a lot about technology or 0.99

01:29:02.680 science he's just like it's it's he's like that who's that fucking guy the indian guy who believes 0.99

01:29:07.140 like like uh like string theory is connected to the bodhisattva oh um you know no uh fuck i know 0.97

01:29:13.360 he's like that guy like he has a very a very very wikipedia understanding of a lot of scientific 0.79

01:29:19.720 concepts and then he's pulling it together to like big airy points that nobody wants to defeat

01:29:23.920 because they like the way they sound but it's not actually it's not very serious in my opinion in my

01:29:29.580 humble opinion as a working guy i know i gotta find this guy and what i did was i went into google

01:29:36.220 and searched indian guy superposition because i i know he's made that already like he'll take

01:29:42.780 like the word superposition and and try and fuse with spirituality deepak chopra deepak chopra

01:29:49.260 nick land is a white deepak chopra yeah um i've got a question tree surgeon is moynahan land

01:29:56.180 Moynihan, the author of

01:29:58.300 Spawn Catastroism. No, he's just

01:30:00.340 using the

01:30:01.540 foundation laid by the CCRU

01:30:04.620 and kind of building up from that

01:30:06.220 and the idea of geotrauma.

01:30:07.780 It's a guy who took Nick Lance so seriously 1.00

01:30:10.260 that he wrote his own book about the same bullshit. 0.99

01:30:13.360 He basically took 0.99

01:30:14.320 some idea. The CCRU

01:30:16.100 writings, they mention this thing called geotrauma

01:30:18.600 about a planet being

01:30:20.360 traumatized, but they don't expand on it. They just leave

01:30:22.320 it there. It's up to you to be like,

01:30:24.180 well that sounds interesting but what the fuck is that so that he this is the whole book on that 0.96

01:30:29.220 and i thought i'm like okay interesting um and there's another question here tommy says fang 0.93

01:30:35.800 noumena is nauseating and we start i started off way back when covering fang noumena which was his

01:30:43.500 nick land's first collection stuff like i'm not someone who is foreign to nick land we've read a

01:30:48.820 lot of this stuff so i treat this stuff very seriously so that's why when i offer criticisms 0.80

01:30:53.960 like i'm not just some fucking asshole you know who just doesn't yeah and look the only the only 0.98

01:30:58.840 reason i'm engaging with it in in such a i wasn't calling you an asshole by the way that might sound 0.99

01:31:03.660 i didn't mean that i'm just saying the reason that i'm engaging with it in such a serious way

01:31:07.560 is because it is so prevalent and everybody's always talking about it so it's like at some

01:31:12.880 point i guess i have to have an opinion on it and forgot we've done a bunch of different shows

01:31:16.960 where we've talked about it and just you know i haven't read it just getting the impression this 0.55

01:31:20.680 guy's fucking uh he's insane well like and that's what i like to do with time cube where it's like 0.92

01:31:25.160 it's easy to dismiss as i'm willing to dive into this you it's like no but really if you just take 0.99

01:31:30.580 two steps back gene ray is actually a schizophrenic like this is just nonsense but i just like this is

01:31:37.160 what i do instead of watching netflix i would recommend people do that instead of watching

01:31:41.000 like agatha after all this is a better use of your time but um what i was going to say was you know

01:31:47.940 even within smile cadastroism like i'm willing to enter into this and and really pick it apart

01:31:53.700 within its own context and we did that with phantom time you remember that yes we did a whole

01:31:58.840 we've read a whole book about the concept of phantom time and i took it seriously and i said

01:32:04.160 you know what i'm willing to go with you on this journey and then the funniest part was when you

01:32:11.200 know the phantom time was this idea that there's roughly 300 years that have been added to the

01:32:16.680 calendar that the current time is actually 300 years in the past there's a conspiracy

01:32:20.580 by essentially the church to fabricate these years and also fabricate the entity

01:32:27.760 known as charlemagne so in this model there is no charlemagne um and that there was no dark ages at

01:32:33.480 it was just a period that was invented and then never mind all of chinese history which had way

01:32:39.200 better record keeping through the dark ages and we didn't exactly but like there's there's insane

01:32:44.040 amount of record keeping during the middle ages in the chinese empire so whatever and but the

01:32:48.500 funniest thing was like even even ignoring that because that's a very very good point um but even

01:32:53.820 ignoring that we got to a point in the book where how was this able to happen like how were they

01:32:59.260 able to create this fraud this counterfeit and they said he had to admit that well they're they

01:33:04.960 were able to do that because there basically was a dark ages around that same time so it's like

01:33:09.400 the entire idea of this still requires a dark ages to have happened it's not your dark ages

01:33:16.000 it's my special dark ages all right i own it now yeah it's just this is a different dark age but

01:33:21.340 i'm like okay that's that just breaks this whole fucking thing doesn't and it's look it's fun 0.84

01:33:25.880 it's interesting to go with you and say oh by the way muhammad never existed muhammad was just 0.91

01:33:32.300 they're aping christ i'm like yeah i'd like to throw that out on twitter say muhammad's made up

01:33:38.540 who doesn't want to use this as shitpost fuel yeah yeah yeah but at the same time i don't think

01:33:43.700 that's true like slaves that fell off the slave ships and then turned into the atlanteans also

01:33:49.120 from the cc i see you remember we talked about this like you could write that and that people

01:33:54.180 take it so seriously that they want to write another book about that topic is the reason i

01:33:59.080 feel like i have to you know for my own sanity stand up and say we all know that this is complete 0.96

01:34:04.300 100 bullshit from top to bottom right like it is a big joke right and i'm just not in on it it's 0.96

01:34:09.860 got to be a joke because there's no way people genuinely believe any of this well you know it 0.96

01:34:14.400 is a joke but uh i used to think that my life was a tragedy but i've come to realize that it's a

01:34:22.120 comedy. 0.98

01:34:27.680 Nick Land is going to get what he fucking deserves. 0.98

01:34:30.360 And what I mean by that is he's going to get a, 0.98

01:34:32.220 a,

01:34:32.500 he's going to get tenure at ACLU.

01:34:35.360 Probably. 0.99

01:34:36.240 You're going to get where you fucking deserve a lovely life into 0.99

01:34:40.580 retirement. 0.99

01:34:44.100 Sorry.

01:34:44.640 We've got a company from Owen Zaleski.

01:34:46.500 Nick Land's book titles sound like good metal albums.

01:34:52.120 Oh, Tommy, for want of an aesthetic philosophical project, the kingdom was lost.

01:34:57.260 I like that.

01:34:57.780 That's a good line.

01:34:59.520 Maybe that's the title of something.

01:35:02.180 Bill Wilson, Judas being garroted by Nick Land in the background. 0.97

01:35:09.000 The problem with Chinese records is it's all in Chinese. 1.00

01:35:12.080 Fuck. 1.00

01:35:12.480 Oh, no, you know what? 1.00

01:35:13.260 I forgot about that.

01:35:14.340 We'll never know.

01:35:18.360 Let's be honest. 1.00

01:35:19.180 Have the Chinese ever been trustworthy, says Bill Wilson. 1.00

01:35:21.360 And maybe, honestly, maybe China's fucking new. 1.00

01:35:24.480 Maybe China's the one who did it. 0.99

01:35:26.000 China invented Charlemagne. 1.00

01:35:27.860 Maybe China's fucking new brother. 0.99

01:35:33.320 But a lot of people in the chat are saying they use this as fuel for their own fiction. 0.99

01:35:38.340 And just to do a sidestep there, you were talking about Afro-Atlantianism before.

01:35:44.160 For those who don't recall that, Afro-Atlantianism was, again,

01:35:48.320 And it's one of those things that was mentioned, and I don't know if it's mentioned seriously or what,

01:35:52.880 but it's like, oh, it's this thing where the slaves who leapt off the slave ships in the Middle Passage

01:35:59.680 on their way to Africa, to America, they went in the ocean and then just miraculously survived

01:36:05.580 and kept swimming deeper and deeper and deeper and found Atlantis and became a new type of Atlantean.

01:36:13.100 And that's it. 0.96

01:36:13.820 and that to me i read that i'm like if this was a fucking pitch for a cartoon it would get 0.94

01:36:19.220 rejected like this isn't even an idea presented without comment yeah oh oh i'm using smile 0.92

01:36:27.200 catastrophism tbh all right so here we go let's get back to time cube so which in reality is time

01:36:34.540 square yeah time square um new believers of cuba time oh so this is like just reviews of people

01:36:41.660 this is a good thing to go into like here's the people who are really really into time cube

01:36:46.580 as sort of a guest book on the site um let's see if we can detect if there's any sarcasm here right

01:36:53.180 because this thing to me it's like outsider art does he do what else outsider art is you're an

01:36:59.780 artist guy could you explain that to people for a second um it's it's art where the authenticity

01:37:06.180 comes from the the foibles and mistakes of somebody who is not classically trained giving

01:37:14.900 it their best and usually there's an element of them being unaware that they're being observed

01:37:20.320 if that makes sense like george bush people describe when george bush left office and that

01:37:24.480 was a good example of outsider art because he started painting i'm not sure if it necessarily

01:37:27.860 is just because he was a president but if you went and took like bad watercolor from like a yard sale

01:37:34.260 and then you presented it in a gallery that would kind of be i don't know it's it's complicated but

01:37:39.340 yeah outsider this is definitely outside here's how i describe um outsider art very similarly but 0.99

01:37:45.640 it's usually stuff that's produced by a fucking psycho idiot um and then irony people look at it 0.98

01:37:53.520 and say this is actually great and my exposure to this the first time i was exposed to it actually 1.00

01:37:57.860 was a character by the name of wesley willis do you remember wesley willis so wesley willis

01:38:03.940 was a schizophrenic

01:38:06.220 black man who decided 0.95

01:38:08.000 to make really bad music 0.78

01:38:09.660 and enough like

01:38:11.740 Seattle people heard about it

01:38:14.000 and he got a career out of it

01:38:15.680 debatable if he knew

01:38:17.740 what was going on but

01:38:19.680 you know he would just holler

01:38:21.820 into a mic and he had a Casio keyboard

01:38:23.880 and he would just play loops

01:38:24.840 and at the end of every song

01:38:27.500 he would do like an advertisement

01:38:30.060 and I've got

01:38:32.180 a song here it's called rock and roll mcdonald's so here's what you were dealing with here if you

01:38:37.640 can hear this

01:38:38.100 mcdonald's will make you fat they serve big macs they serve quarter pounders they will put pounds

01:38:58.520 on you so here's how we would end by saying like rock on chicago and then you give an

01:39:08.180 advertisement for some random product so here's rock over london rock on chicago

01:39:17.280 just an advertisement for weedies at the end there uh but that's the thing it's like he was

01:39:26.600 obviously just an insane man they said no let's it's actually good let's go see him live and i'm

01:39:32.600 like at what how much of this is irony is this part of prank like are you making fun this is

01:39:38.440 what always bothered me about tim heidecker too because tim and eric they would have this sort

01:39:44.000 of supporting cast of just mentally unhinged people and tim heidecker would say that i'm not

01:39:50.600 like the quote was something like i'm not like johnny knoxville i don't like trotting out these 0.99

01:39:55.300 freaks to make fun of but that is what he did he would get guys like fucking david lieba heart 0.96

01:40:00.720 yeah his entire career and we're laughing at them but you are the type of sort of 1.00

01:40:07.540 shit lit personality where that's not good to you it's not good to punch down so you tell this lie 0.98

01:40:13.480 to yourself that no i'm i really like him he's a good kind soul he's an old soul and he deserves 1.00

01:40:20.720 be happy no you're terrible actors you're trotting out this motherfucker to laugh at him just be 0.98

01:40:25.580 honest and i kind of look at it with time cube it's like oh we need to preserve time keeping like i 0.99

01:40:30.860 get how much of this is just you being ironic like honestly let's just be honest here so i just want

01:40:36.760 to read some of these reviews i'm interested in joining the four-day cubic army i know that i must

01:40:42.400 act quickly before the boring marshmallow education turns me into a brilliant unicorn i want to help

01:40:48.080 educate my parents about the truth of four

01:40:50.160 day simultaneous days like

01:40:52.100 this to me it's like oh you're

01:40:53.320 playing along with an

01:40:56.140 old dead man obviously but like

01:40:58.100 it's kind of like you're

01:41:00.160 pranking him at this point it's like Chris Chan

01:41:02.160 enablers who buy in

01:41:03.760 dimensional merge

01:41:06.280 and make it worse yeah

01:41:07.780 yeah so listen

01:41:08.940 your demonstrated proof is highly convincing

01:41:12.220 of the truth of the time cube 0.99

01:41:13.680 earth and the evil asses of the educated 0.99

01:41:16.260 stupids thank you for your good luck i mean like unless he just managed to magnetize all these 1.00

01:41:22.160 other similar psychos like you're all just making fun of them you know that right look i am the 0.99

01:41:27.500 wisest and most insane person to ever exist plus i'm truthless and unbiased the phoenix has risen 0.85

01:41:33.400 midas is honored like it sounds like bronze age pervert right it's like okay yeah oh yeah yeah yeah 0.96

01:41:39.140 we're we're marching towards the albion and all that shit okay sure um so let's let's just let's 0.96

01:41:45.840 give it a shot i don't sounds like i'm being too fair human form is a personified pyramid 0.90

01:41:52.080 that's jot that down axiomatic axiomatic everybody knows this so there's an earth

01:41:59.960 we got the circle here cube around it socrates lives here at midday right einstein lives here

01:42:08.700 at midnight clintons live here at sundown jesus lives here at sunup and i don't i don't know how

01:42:16.640 i feel about jesus being balanced by the clintons by the way not bill clinton the family of the

01:42:24.840 clans the clan yeah just so hillary clinton's on the same level as jesus i don't know how i feel

01:42:31.580 about this it was important for him to put his po box on that graphic too you'll notice

01:42:35.360 for Hollywood

01:42:38.120 to get in touch 0.62

01:42:39.220 so we got Kate J

01:42:45.480 saying my friends and I used to sing that song

01:42:47.400 non-stop in high school yeah

01:42:48.700 that was the thing like you would just

01:42:50.760 it's something you and your friends could scream

01:42:53.460 at each other in the halls

01:42:55.140 also O and Z 1.00

01:42:57.420 for a negro it's not bad 0.99

01:42:59.160 guys like 1.00

01:43:01.340 never listen to any black person

01:43:03.220 rapper sing like aretha franklin but it's like yeah i i kind of imagined what black music would

01:43:09.060 sound like this isn't bad okay so let's keep going we are fair i am a knower of four corner

01:43:17.520 simultaneous 24-hour days that occur within a single four corner rotation of the earth god

01:43:23.380 guys for a unicorn scam this looks like a link it's not it's just underlined scam enslaves four

01:43:30.500 a cube brain as onest vilify teachers for unicorn swindle tithe from one day retiree see i look at

01:43:38.940 this i'm like okay this is incomprehensible right um i'm gonna because they say this kind of goes

01:43:45.580 back further time let's just scroll the middle and see if this gets a bit clearer okay we're in

01:43:50.700 the middle here warning it says ignore cube math at your own peril and of humanity so you know

01:44:00.360 that could have started with that actually that should have been at the top you have a god-like

01:44:04.700 brain parallel opposite and analytical wasted if you believe in one so really this is like a war 0.97

01:44:10.840 against one this is the good conspiracy shit so you gotta start with a warning you got the fear 0.98

01:44:15.740 of loss then you start sucking up to the reader like you have a god-like brain you are analytical 0.99

01:44:20.960 and it's wasted if you don't believe what i'm saying so this is this is the good stuff this 1.00

01:44:26.160 is where you do get the cycle you hook them i think yeah you're you're an idiot you're a fraud 1.00

01:44:31.900 and a coward if you believe in one by which he means i i think the idea of numerical one yeah 1.00

01:44:39.360 the prime and what i noticed what i picked up when i was reading this was he really hates teachers

01:44:45.180 and not professors you know because we if you meant professor you'd say professor so it sounds

01:44:51.680 like high school teachers um the primary purpose for education is not subject matter but subservience 0.96

01:45:00.120 to accept any crap taught without opposing thought destroying opposite brain to be submissive android 0.94

01:45:05.380 it sounds like it's written by like an arab guy um you're taught to you're taught to be brilliant 0.98

01:45:12.540 no god equates simultaneous four-day creation in one earth rotation he's got something against 0.63

01:45:18.240 teachers and i i can imagine you reading that and saying yeah you know schools teach to be

01:45:22.820 submissive fair fair okay he's got me hooked um i'm also noticing it repeats a lot so i'm really

01:45:31.620 trying not to repeat any of this i'm going to scroll ahead here okay here hey got a death threat

01:45:36.780 from temporal phoenix last night a new character emerges the temporal phoenix

01:45:42.000 uh saying that the big old boys that make the world go around who are they we don't know did

01:45:48.580 i miss something uh are going to wipe me off the earth they can't allow the time cube principle to

01:45:53.580 continue this is what i like about time cube it's the urgency it's that this needs to get out there

01:46:00.040 or he will be killed and by the way he's dead he died he did die he done dead he predicted that he 0.99

01:46:07.640 was one day going to die opposites create not god who equates unicorn creator and masturbation 0.99

01:46:15.680 creation of boring oneness educators so even there like opposites create not god like you could 0.90

01:46:22.400 if you wanted to layer over sort of a hegelian dialectical interpretation if you wanted to but

01:46:28.620 he wants to make the the reader like a god but now he sounds like he's mad at god he loves the

01:46:33.520 idea of like like the analytical opposites within the god-like human brain but god himself or 0.97

01:46:39.660 herself or whatever equates the unicorn creator with the masturbation creations of the boring 0.68

01:46:44.780 oneness educators so obviously i mean those are opposites they're being equated wouldn't you like 0.98

01:46:49.100 that like now i'm diving into it and it doesn't make any fucking sense yeah there's a question

01:46:53.780 up here that i didn't get to and it was um i think someone was asking if i was going to get to

01:46:59.480 bill cooper one day um a lot of people probably didn't see this because it was a very very early

01:47:04.860 episode when a lot fewer people were listening but we did behold a pale horse uh quite some time

01:47:10.720 ago and i think i might have fused that episode with revolt against the modern world because we

01:47:16.480 covered a vola and all that shit way back in the day too a few years ago yeah i did uh behold a

01:47:20.640 pale horse by uh william cooper and uh wasn't a huge fan that's an interesting book not similar

01:47:28.980 to this it's more coherent than this but um the behold the pale horse that i read was a later

01:47:34.340 version because the earlier version if i understand the lore correctly contained the entire um

01:47:41.980 protocols of the learned elders of zion so they just chopped that out like anything

01:47:48.160 anti-semitic was removed from that book but there used to be a lot more in there

01:47:52.940 um but it's kind of a sloppy book in my opinion and uh for most of it there's actually some

01:47:59.500 interesting stuff in there the autobiographical stuff i liked the end of it is it takes a real

01:48:06.400 left turn um if you if you remember the book if anyone's read it it's it's kind of the holy grail

01:48:11.840 of conspiracy books or one of bill cooper big figure there he spends a lot of the book kind of

01:48:17.000 teasing out government conspiracy theories.

01:48:18.760 His autobiography was actually pretty tame for the first bit,

01:48:22.360 but like that last chapter, he just out of nowhere says that,

01:48:26.780 oh, and by the way, the moon is habitable.

01:48:30.880 Every government of the world has moon bases on the dark side of the moon

01:48:34.480 and the temperature and climate is tropical.

01:48:37.720 And it just kind of leaves that there.

01:48:39.840 I'm like, okay, what?

01:48:42.920 And there's a lot of that at the end where it's just kind of like,

01:48:45.600 oh yeah and giants existed but he doesn't go into it any deeper and that was the problem i had with

01:48:51.560 william cooper it's that he'll drop all the interesting paranormal stuff he'll kind of just

01:48:56.040 drop it like a delicate little faberge egg but hope that you kind of gloss over it and just one

01:49:01.560 example i remember early in the book he's talking about um his tour of vietnam he fought in vietnam

01:49:07.660 and i've no reason to believe that that's fake and it's a really interesting story and he tells

01:49:12.160 sorry about being involved in some kind of firefight he was on a boat in the jungle it's

01:49:17.100 like a really harrowing story right and then but he would make these mentions later it's like oh

01:49:21.840 we would uh i'd hear reports from intelligence that entire villages were disappearing

01:49:27.180 and we didn't know why anyway and he would just move on from that i said no no no stop you've

01:49:33.660 just established your your proximity to military intelligence you need to tell me where that

01:49:39.940 village disappeared and don't give me geo you know geo coordinates but say like was it by the

01:49:46.080 this part of the denang river or something you know i mean like if you're going to tell me a

01:49:50.680 village vanished because of a ufo give me a ballpark of where it was but he never does that

01:49:56.560 and he he would be the one who could do that if that were real so all the interesting stuff

01:50:01.920 and a lot of these guys do this they just kind of place it there and move past it without giving

01:50:06.640 any detail and that's again if i'm entering into the logic of this thing like i'm trying to do here

01:50:12.920 i'm like i i'm trying to believe you and i believe you enough that it's suspicious that you're not

01:50:18.580 doing this right now you see what i'm saying they gotta they gotta lay an egg there like you're

01:50:21.640 saying so that you'll you'll your interest will be piqued and you'll keep following the story but

01:50:25.440 of course if they get into detail if you are unconvinced by it then they lose all credibility

01:50:30.080 so it's in their interest if they know what they're doing to never explain what they're saying

01:50:33.500 because like if you do you either got to be one of the few convincing ones like

01:50:37.660 graham hancock or somebody or you got it you're going to end up like gene ray

01:50:40.600 or yeah and my fault is that i like to believe these things i'm a conspiracy guy i love going

01:50:47.760 into these forbidden zones and having fun and just give me all the stuff give me all the weirdest 0.54

01:50:53.400 shit and so i'm the audience for this i'm the guy who's willing to meet you halfway but i find that 0.61

01:50:59.940 a lot of the time they if you enter into their frame of logic but there's still problems yeah 0.96

01:51:05.160 that's where i'm at with that one they won't explore the problems with you and i yeah like

01:51:08.960 i said it's because they they'll lose credibility if they do so uh true surgeon is he talking about

01:51:14.280 the arctic village that supposedly disappeared no he was talking about vietnam villages because

01:51:17.840 he was saying he was making a case that there was ufo activity in during the vietnam war in

01:51:23.060 vietnam and that military intelligence was aware of it because he kind of builds this into

01:51:27.680 uh full disclosure ufo argument the military knows so he's saying i have firsthand anecdotal

01:51:34.020 experience from my time in vietnam that they knew it was going on there but you know he doesn't give

01:51:39.780 any details about where who said it even like tell me a story where you overheard it even right

01:51:45.780 because if there's one thing that every veteran i know has is if they have a weird story it doesn't

01:51:53.300 even need to be a tragic fucking call of duty story it's just like a funny story even they'll

01:51:58.920 give you the details right um anyway so moving on wikipedia claimed that the time cube is not 0.78

01:52:05.540 science wikipedia says that this is not science constitutes a grave error by the half 0.77

01:52:12.240 constitutes a grave error by the half-brained bastard who can't think opposite of the lies 0.75

01:52:18.960 he was taught i was born to think cubic as in the four corner family life therefore i rise above you 0.99

01:52:25.580 you are educated brilliant you are educated boring you will ignore message and attack the messenger

01:52:32.240 honestly he writes like bronze age perverts like this this is just like a bronze age mindset excerpt 0.99

01:52:40.140 from an alternate timeline uh you worship a and boring god who allows babies to starve to death

01:52:46.840 while you gorge god belief succumbs to the cubic law of nature op okay let me just zoom in here

01:52:55.280 okay i gotta make sure i'm getting this right not making it up opposite burrito organs prove

01:53:01.500 male and female to be binary opposites equals zero value is he talking about genitals yeah 0.99

01:53:09.180 opposite burrito organs obviously what do you call your dick okay so you're not calling it an 0.99

01:53:14.160 opposite burrito organ okay so someone jot that down opposite organs we're working that in the 0.99

01:53:19.100 spinal catastrophes yeah there's the meat and there's the tortilla obviously how do you like

01:53:22.940 are you you clearly are not smart enough to understand the metaphors here no one has ever 0.99

01:53:27.400 attempted what i'm attempting right now which is a grand unified theory of all this horse shit 0.98

01:53:32.540 i can do it by the way because anyone can do anything because at the end of the day i am a 0.83

01:53:39.360 believer in hyperstition so i believe that by me engaging in this i am actualizing in the reality

01:53:44.260 judas doesn't know how much of this i really like i'm trying to play it cool i'm gonna say i'm with 1.00

01:53:49.280 you man little does he know i'm all in with the dumbest shit in the world you're you literally 0.99

01:53:54.400 are donating right now your educated entities this is what i'm saying to you right now hey 1.00

01:53:59.820 judas read this he's talking about you your educated entity stupid for all creation it's you 0.98

01:54:06.380 cubic time cubes earth life and truth contradicts one day gods and ineffable human i want to skip 1.00

01:54:14.680 ahead here um i see taco he's got taco again there see right there uh what unicorn mentality

01:54:20.220 you have to worship an old dead taco as god and creator taco owners of religious academic 0.99

01:54:26.720 christianity have enslaved your ass okay so i'm just gonna owners of religious that's gotta be 0.97

01:54:35.760 the name of the episode i'm just typing that into the chat here so we can let's get that up here 0.99

01:54:42.080 my own comment uh haven't slayed your ass i mean as true today as when it was written 0.53

01:54:48.600 no god creates himself and besides that he's also composed of opposites that contradict 0.98

01:54:53.720 entity creation and again he's he's kind of sketching along the edges of an interesting

01:54:58.840 idea there like i i can if i want to put this under the microscope and say yeah i i i'll go

01:55:05.860 with you on this you know what it is it's like if you've got a box of puzzle pieces and it's a

01:55:11.160 thousand piece puzzle but there's only 600 pieces and they're actually from 10 different puzzles

01:55:14.620 it's fun because you can see patterns that aren't actually there and you can put them together and

01:55:19.640 you can create something for yourself like fiction that's beautiful but you can't then step back and

01:55:24.820 read something real into that it's just like i i also see the patterns there's a lot of really cool

01:55:29.600 you know philosophical patterns here they're just they are noise we've got tree surgeon here saying

01:55:35.240 i still think you can reasonably fuse spinal catastrophism without volume distant right and

01:55:40.320 look i'm over here judas i'm feeding him bills of goods all night i'm going over tree surgeon saying

01:55:45.360 i agree that's what i'm trying to do we can do this we can we can we can make everyone lose their

01:55:52.400 minds which is really what we should be doing all this anesthetizing theory cell stuff enough with

01:55:58.380 it shuffle it off the stage we need more mind viruses and this price intelligence the enemy 1.00

01:56:05.780 of the universe finally here we go wingler's made taco owners he's mad about women teachers 0.99

01:56:12.040 that is it's got to be burrito is the penis the tacos the vagina right i'm not even joking i 0.98

01:56:18.300 think that's what he means taco owners yeah probably yeah so hey we got we have a new 0.99

01:56:23.580 misogyny new misogyny just dropped so jot that down um let's roll ahead here ignorance of four 0.81

01:56:30.680 days is boring true life was boring until i discovered this singularity god is evil

01:56:36.160 as creation reigns as opposite sure i think cubic therefore i rise above the singularity

01:56:42.420 You are enslaved by world

01:56:47.260 No whip or shackle required

01:56:49.240 You do not have the freedom to discuss

01:56:51.060 Debate time cube

01:56:52.560 I really like that he's 1.00

01:56:55.200 As you're learning about time cube he's calling you a faggot 1.00

01:56:57.700 I'm here man 1.00

01:57:01.860 I'm at your house

01:57:03.720 I'm drinking your tea 1.00

01:57:05.400 Stop calling me a dumb piece of shit 1.00

01:57:07.780 For not discussing time cube 1.00

01:57:09.380 it's all it's all we've talked about he says here you deserve death for singularity evil i'm 0.98

01:57:16.900 i'm listening man i don't want to die okay mom and dad opposites occur simultaneously with a baby 0.96

01:57:26.060 birth again here if i'm putting this under the microscope like i said the birth of a child

01:57:32.340 is a miraculous event that manifests the mother and the father as the child is born from the mother

01:57:39.040 hey i'm with you all right okay yeah here he goes again though with the opposite burritos

01:57:45.760 with a potential for creating opposite burritos is what he says yeah i you know i feel like i'm

01:57:51.660 getting further away from it i thought i had the burrito thing but just when it starts to make 0.65

01:57:59.080 sense or maybe an opposite burrito is a vagina as well as a taco wait c www.abovegod.com

01:58:07.800 is that okay it's not hyperlink but it's gonna be in a second above god.com what does that take us 0.65

01:58:17.180 to um it's just nothing it's a nothing site right now okay i guess it's not it doesn't exist okay

01:58:27.600 sorry i was waiting for something to learn that's fair that's a good hey me right a lot younger

01:58:34.840 people don't know this we used to make a lot of joke sites back in the day we used to the king 0.72

01:58:39.400 of all being www.www.com.com very nerd type of thing we used to do this shit all the time so 0.51

01:58:47.380 abovegod.com makes sense santa and god debase women as if non-existing opposites 0.63

01:58:54.740 not that's something i want written down to so whoever is keeping the notes here we're going to 0.99

01:59:01.300 return to that how boring unto their mother singularity educators are boring bastards 0.98

01:59:06.620 unfit to live on earth okay dog brain students okay jesus christ cubic nature is omnific infinite 0.99

01:59:16.340 ineffable on harmonic duty today um enough with the singularity jesus christ this guy could use 0.99

01:59:23.780 editor okay so educators are lying bastards negative one times negative one equals plus 0.68

01:59:32.160 one is wrong is academic brilliantly and is born so is it wrong or is it boring you know 0.95

01:59:37.900 neither earth or human exist as entities but opposites which is again kind of an interesting

01:59:47.100 idea like the only what would that be like i've heard this before it's like we're talking about

01:59:54.560 like people who consider themselves outsiders are themselves defined by their absence or difference

02:00:00.260 from the group so you could say that everybody can be defined by their opposite or by by what

02:00:07.000 they aren't like there's something there about like there's a duality to everything you know

02:00:11.640 what it also sounds like you know what if you look at it this way there's no such thing as a

02:00:14.740 singularity there's no such thing as a single thing which can be defined axiomatically without

02:00:19.500 it being referenced to something else like on a scale you know what i mean like there's hot and

02:00:24.480 there's cold but there's no such thing as a temperature which is defined by neither hot

02:00:27.980 nor cold there's no singularity so like there's there's a logic to it but also why and who cares

02:00:33.620 and what what also um this is sounds somewhat like what slavo zizek was talking about in his

02:00:42.720 book incontinence of the void which we talked about um you know it's a it's an interesting book

02:00:48.040 it's very much like this like you could put um zizek right alongside spinal catastrophism and

02:00:54.920 all that because he's talking about sort of a very lacanian view of um hegelian dialectics

02:01:02.280 and very sexual very strange but the incontinence of the void is like it's a dialectical meaning

02:01:07.700 that everything exists because it can't not exist so it's like you know we exist because we are the

02:01:13.120 opposite of nothing in a sense and we we are like nothingness is inability to actualize itself

02:01:20.480 you know i'm probably doing a butchering job of it but that's kind of like i look at this and i'm 0.52

02:01:27.360 almost certainly layering over my own shit on top of it but i'm like okay you know i could i can make 0.98

02:01:34.020 this sound intelligible if i wanted to um let's and maybe he's gonna fuck me over by here a 0.99

02:01:41.740 singularity inflicted scholar has not the mentality freedom or guts to know that academia 0.99

02:01:46.780 is a trojan horse mind control singularity brotherhood owns your brain destroying your

02:01:51.880 ability to think cubicism not not cubism by the way cubicism the half of earth seen from space

02:02:00.980 cannot exist without the opposite half not seen so he's he's like talking about a photo of the

02:02:06.380 earth he saw before um the entity you seek is death educators teach assumed math but are too 0.99

02:02:15.140 damn dumb dumb brilliant and boring to know that until word until word is cornered math is 0.99

02:02:23.300 fictitious okay i invoke a curse upon the educators that their students will awake from 1.00

02:02:29.240 academic and do stupor and seek revenge uh this is brilliant as an insult i know uh that's what 0.99

02:02:36.440 i was trying to make sure i got this right subservient and brilliant boring dumb and 0.99

02:02:41.080 brilliant he keeps you like i don't get it here it goes opposite burritos created you 0.98

02:02:47.720 ignorance of the time cube life cuban ineffable truth cube indicates you brilliant you know we

02:02:53.160 are over halfway done here and aside from that graph at the start like these images here 0.83

02:02:59.240 there's no information on what the fucking time cube is yeah this is always hoping there'd be like 0.87

02:03:04.560 a graph or like a primer of some kind but this is it isn't it this is like when i read uh the 0.86

02:03:11.860 unabomber manifesto the first one by ted kaczynski i haven't read his uh arguably more serious work

02:03:18.660 technological society but like reading the unabomber manifesto you're like wow he spends

02:03:23.200 most of it just complaining about libs and women it's not the sort of anecho primitivist i mean

02:03:29.120 that's fair though i mean honestly it's in a way that anyone can do it but your uncle could do it 0.94

02:03:35.120 it like i remember the union bar so it's like you know people are fags these days not you didn't say 0.92

02:03:39.680 that but it's just like you know everyone's feminized and no one's cool anymore i'm like 0.84

02:03:44.720 i know yeah but you were probably hearing that on tv too like was this manifesto worthy what i wanted

02:03:53.360 was something like pentylinkalist you know what was it deep ecology but give me give me the radical

02:04:00.880 stuff on why we should destroy technology other than it makes people dumb man there's always been

02:04:08.400 dummies right anyway i'm not gonna get off on that but it's it's i'm seeing a lot of negative space

02:04:14.320 around the time cube here we go i have ten thousand dollars i will wager that cubicism

02:04:19.840 transcends and disproves theism creation ten thousand dollars isn't a lot for that sort of

02:04:27.100 wager because you got guys out here saying i i will offer a million dollars for someone to disprove

02:04:32.860 string theory and string theory is not even popular and that's like a million dollars he's

02:04:38.280 gonna lose that million dollars soon but

02:04:40.320 10 grand i mean

02:04:42.380 that that's a that's a

02:04:44.040 pauper's reward

02:04:45.840 wait here we go

02:04:48.080 wait isn't he a flat earther

02:04:49.920 forget it

02:04:50.780 winkler's meat says 1.00

02:04:54.140 you are a you are bastard singular 1.00

02:04:56.100 itaco one is marshmallow brilliantly 1.00

02:04:58.060 believer and and so on

02:05:00.080 and show on and show forth

02:05:01.780 doing the zzak voice

02:05:03.320 do we have a zzak

02:05:08.220 ai do you think we should yeah it'd be worth it to go on 11 labs and make one i think if somebody

02:05:14.660 hasn't already there's gotta be one there's gotta be there's gotta be a dozen we already have trans

02:05:20.180 dimes no hi guys it's me trans dimes jesus christ hi guys hi trans dimes hi bye i'll see you guys

02:05:34.920 later gross yes it is actually all right scholars ravage earth's resources scholars plunder 0.53

02:05:53.560 america's nature you know if there's one redeemable characteristic of this it's the

02:05:59.540 The seething hatred of academics

02:06:01.000 And blaming them for everything in America

02:06:02.920 Nevada's 77,000 ton nuclear waste

02:06:05.840 Barrel should be made a monument 0.99

02:06:07.280 To scholasticism's 1.00

02:06:09.920 Boring singularity 1.00

02:06:11.440 First sensible thing he said all day

02:06:14.000 We should make a monument out of toxic waste

02:06:16.160 Nice

02:06:18.000 I'm going to keep going

02:06:20.640 Let's see if we can get something

02:06:22.140 Again, this is one of those instances

02:06:23.600 Where I'm here with you

02:06:26.580 Give me the good stuff

02:06:27.880 And it's not the good stuff

02:06:29.100 it's just kind of like william cooper i'm more bored a mother and a baby are the same age as a

02:06:35.680 one day old baby has a one day old mother okay you know what i've got that i like that because

02:06:45.080 the mother the the the child is a day old but the mother is only a day old because prior to that she

02:06:51.640 wasn't a mother unless unless it's a second kid in which case it's not true that okay yes that's

02:06:58.180 I was looking at them like that's very literary.

02:07:01.240 That's very poignant.

02:07:02.700 Like a mother and a baby are the same age because a mother has created the exact day a baby is born. 0.98

02:07:09.320 Like, damn, that's great. 0.92

02:07:10.600 But then if there is a second baby, I guess that collapses the entire scaffolding. 0.99

02:07:15.560 Unless the mother, the whole point is that a mother is an opposite to another entity. 0.77

02:07:20.360 So a mother is a mother in relationship to another entity. 0.84

02:07:23.080 So there's two mothers, one to sibling A and one to sibling B. 0.86

02:07:26.020 but like again now you're beyond literary and now we're into weird esoteric shit again yeah you know

02:07:31.600 maybe are we being guys who don't know how to have fun you know like i want to have fun hey you know

02:07:37.020 like hey good i'm not going to try and poke holes in my own enjoyment he's and he continues i'm not

02:07:45.200 allowed to lecture at the word animal the word and so the word animals okay academic institutions

02:07:50.980 for they fear my wisdom will expose

02:07:52.660 and indict the pedant hirelings 1.00

02:07:55.000 as betrayers of dumbass students. 1.00

02:07:57.700 The dung heads 1.00

02:07:58.700 who allow their freedom of speech to be suppressed 1.00

02:08:00.900 without a whimper. Unbelievable word

02:08:03.120 animals. I like that. I like word animals.

02:08:05.160 You know what? This is the older stuff, right?

02:08:06.920 This does actually go together a little bit

02:08:09.140 more. Even the editing. He's put the asterisk lines

02:08:11.200 and it's the same font, slightly

02:08:13.000 smaller size.

02:08:15.240 Because that actually made sense.

02:08:16.980 Yeah. Wisdom equals

02:08:19.280 cubic testing knowledge demand right to debate time cube you know i i would have demanded the

02:08:25.600 right for him to debate time i don't think he ever did if i was a student and as a joke in school i

02:08:31.900 brought up time cube and the prof said no we're not debating that i would actually be like wait

02:08:36.240 what i mean it's i mean if it's false you should easily be able to disprove it you know here we go

02:08:42.800 if all we accomplish in the coverage of this is that we have a new holocaust that we can point

02:08:50.380 to and say why aren't we allowed to talk about that who's pulling the strings why is that the 0.99

02:08:55.460 only thing i get fired for talking about anymore yeah you fucking brilliant singularitarians 0.98

02:09:00.160 yes it's catching on man i like the singularitarians thing 0.99

02:09:04.960 the gene ray time cube interview will air on june 18th on tech tv unscrewed oh shit he did it 0.97

02:09:12.540 I remember 0.96

02:09:14.940 Unscrewed

02:09:16.460 I used to watch that show 1.00

02:09:19.660 Holy shit 1.00

02:09:20.480 All I can find is that stupid fucking 1.00

02:09:23.340 Down the rabbit hole documentary 1.00

02:09:24.880 But I'm going to see if I can find this later

02:09:27.920 But yeah I used to watch that show

02:09:29.640 Back in the day

02:09:30.320 Anyway click below for brilliant linear time

02:09:33.680 There's no human 0.88

02:09:35.760 Entity just human cubics

02:09:37.500 The man invented word

02:09:39.420 And calls a god the word world

02:09:41.940 imposed by academic institutions. It's synonymous

02:09:44.000 with the Matrix's induced

02:09:46.100 dream world.

02:09:48.440 Was this published before the Matrix

02:09:50.180 came out? Because the Matrix was 99.

02:09:52.480 Yeah, so it's not even that old.

02:09:54.280 It says it was 2005, right? Yeah,

02:09:55.900 97 to 2005. So maybe, was he

02:09:58.040 talking about the Matrix before the Matrix came out?

02:10:00.040 Interesting.

02:10:02.420 Let's say yes.

02:10:03.860 It costs you nothing to say yes, Judas.

02:10:06.100 Okay, alright, we'll go with it.

02:10:07.740 Sorry, I just want to call attention to Winkler's me comment here.

02:10:09.940 sir a second baby has hit the mother

02:10:12.120 belief has no inherent value but worship of such non-value as a god equates to non-acceptance of

02:10:21.940 cubic knowledge as demonstrated by ineffable truth and the highest order of wisdom you know

02:10:28.000 this might be one of the only conspiracy theories that really hasn't mentioned politics or hitler

02:10:33.840 yet and i'm impressed that's true it hasn't mentioned anything of substance other than the

02:10:39.620 hatred of academia which we can all agree on i think this answers the question did you see the 0.97

02:10:44.140 movie matrix shit shit do you see me matrix actually the induced night dream world is synonymous 0.99

02:10:51.900 the academic religious induced daytime word world yeah yeah all right so that's what that's kind of 0.99

02:10:57.820 where i think that's where it starts and then it goes up i'm imagining florida man as a kid

02:11:04.920 had a mother or an aunt or somebody who always used brilliant sarcastically like oh that's just

02:11:10.700 brilliant and then it became for him like i wonder if he actually thinks that brilliant is a way of 0.88

02:11:18.060 calling something retarded yeah it seems like he's reliving a lot of childhood issues here not 0.88

02:11:23.720 to psychoanalyze him i just wanted to get to this believing is not knowing but boring that ignore 0.83

02:11:28.420 facts santa vital to christmas christmas underline here no santa no christmas why credit santa lie

02:11:38.340 with gifts that parents buy their children it bribes the child not about santa it sounds like 0.97

02:11:44.280 there is i mean come on there's a theme of childhood shit going on here right yeah god is 0.96

02:11:50.720 but an adult santa extension of child santa so he's basically saying i think he noticed that 0.97

02:11:57.580 santa and some depictions of god are both white men with beards and he said well that's the same

02:12:02.800 guy um so very atheist way of looking at it um so yeah i'm just kind of just skipping around here

02:12:11.180 seeing what i could find it's it's the same stuff um yep gene ray offering ten thousand dollars

02:12:20.020 i guess that's about it really um so yeah i'm willing to bet that a lot of people who got

02:12:28.280 excited about timecube probably haven't read timecube from top to bottom i guess i've seen

02:12:33.160 those diagrams and i think i'd seen the the unscrewed interview or some pieces of it on

02:12:37.520 youtube and i figured because usually with this kind of grift the guy will have some baffling

02:12:43.620 with bullshit like charts or a like a stack of papers that you never get to look at to try to

02:12:48.660 convince you that oh i've done the math and this works out he's gotten he actually has nothing he's 0.98

02:12:53.040 not even trying to tell you he's just insulting the reader and telling them that this is real

02:12:57.580 but he's always talking about it in the past tense as if this is something that's already

02:13:01.500 been established and researched but there's there's nothing yeah right at the very bottom 0.99

02:13:06.060 it starts with him saying obviously time cube is real you're an idiot if you disagree 0.97

02:13:09.580 well and also this is where i noticed what david ike if we're just doing a tour through 0.98

02:13:14.600 conspiracy there is because we took covered i believe david ike's largest book which was

02:13:19.920 everything that you need to know that you were never taught it's a crazy huge thick book that

02:13:25.660 summarizes a lot of his previous books he he publishes a book every couple years and has

02:13:30.500 since the 70s so he's got a massive library books but this one really brought together a lot of

02:13:35.380 those and everything from the moon being hollow to the elites being lizard people and all that

02:13:42.760 and uh it becomes clear that you know he's got his early writings about this stuff

02:13:48.520 and then there's a hard and firm demarcation in the 90s where david goes and watches the movie

02:13:56.800 the matrix and then he starts writing books that reference the matrix a lot and he says oh like

02:14:02.400 because prior to that he had said that this information was delivered to me from these

02:14:08.380 alien beings who were at war with the reptilians there's a whole strange cosmology in there yeah

02:14:14.160 but i guess it was like an 80s b science fiction movie and then after 1999 suddenly it's it's the

02:14:19.620 matrix suddenly it's like oh yeah it's actually like the major it's like this movie i've seen

02:14:23.200 and david ike has this nasty habit of going to see popular movies and then saying oh it's like that

02:14:29.300 you know my theory i forgot that it's a lot like mad max fury road that there's a lot of that in

02:14:35.960 there i did that the alien didn't tell me in the 80s that uh the queen's named furiosa you 0.96

02:14:41.920 fucking retard like that's the thing that like again i read this whole book i'm like this is 0.99

02:14:46.140 dumb as shit and i want to believe it and so for the people who are like man have you really have 1.00

02:14:51.580 you man david ix got some good ideas like no he actually fucking does it if you take the time 1.00

02:14:56.340 and it's lazier than you'd think it is right when you know that it's it's a great way to vindicate 0.83

02:15:02.260 like simple um speech pattern and physiognomy checks because if you see him in interviews he 0.99

02:15:07.000 clearly is an insane retard like the way that he speaks like he's got the fucking the kind of sloppy 1.00

02:15:12.620 weird lazy eye wink to the side type like he's not a he's clearly not a trustworthy person 0.99

02:15:18.400 like i go into this stuff saying i want to discover the truth and if it's not true then

02:15:26.500 perhaps it's interesting

02:15:27.840 and I'm surprised at how

02:15:30.440 often it's not even interesting

02:15:32.340 and there's some stuff that is interesting like the spinal

02:15:34.280 catastrophisms I know you disagree with the Nick Land stuff

02:15:36.280 I actually think it's interesting

02:15:37.700 we don't need to get into that

02:15:39.740 I'm sorry I never said it wasn't interesting

02:15:42.480 it's extremely interesting

02:15:44.080 I'm just pissing on anybody who takes

02:15:46.540 it seriously and tries to apply it to their life

02:15:48.600 that's all

02:15:49.260 I'm a David Landian

02:15:52.860 and I think that we should

02:15:54.740 like no

02:15:55.560 no nick land's more erratic brother david land of course we're thinking about david ike still

02:16:01.960 it's a marriage of david ike and nick land yeah you were thinking of chuck land who runs a franchise

02:16:08.840 of several franchises of canadian attire yeah do you know that if you run like three franchises

02:16:16.760 of canadian tire you can live like a mafia don yeah like i've known some guys who do that and 0.99

02:16:21.720 they live in a fucking mansion like is that shit that makes you rethink your whole life because 0.99

02:16:27.980 you spend your whole thing oh who's the fucking guy who owns the tim horns but if you're a guy 1.00

02:16:33.460 if you've got some vigor and you own like three tim horns like you're a you're a multi-millionaire 0.97

02:16:39.520 and you don't do anything you don't do anything because you just hired some middle managers who

02:16:45.140 were you know like you're kicking back that's passive income um oh yeah oh by the way this

02:16:51.220 is coffee dick ocean is the uh that's an oceans 11 i i would like to see and you wouldn't like to

02:16:59.580 see um so yeah anyway that was just you know we've covered a lot of this conspiracy stuff and i i

02:17:06.780 don't want to seem like i'm too harsh on it because you know but by the end of it without

02:17:12.400 fail like remember like we we had this great clip we were discussing like um the mud flood

02:17:19.400 and tartaria and all that like okay let's talk everyone's talking about the mud flood

02:17:24.220 and you know this this cataclysmic event that buried all these buildings and then

02:17:30.040 what's tartaria you know what uh why are there all these photos of these great cities in america

02:17:37.600 and europe and there's no people in them what the fuck and you had pointed out that that's just how

02:17:41.600 cameras work that the exposure times prototypes and tintypes work and this is like a well-established

02:17:47.120 thing and there's in fact it's such a common thing that there's a whole hobby group of people that

02:17:51.280 literally do the erotypes and tintypes to this day and they do have like a 30 second to like 10 minute

02:17:56.560 exposure time but again if you were a normal person you would know that and if you're a boneheaded 0.99

02:18:01.440 retard then you would just believe this theory out of hand without questioning it and then 0.96

02:18:04.880 and then mock everyone who doesn't believe you like some people we know and i i would always 0.91

02:18:11.600 you know defend these because there's certain people who believe every single conspiracy theory

02:18:17.680 and every single esoteric thing no matter what it's it's based off of it's just yep i believe it

02:18:24.400 and i had said previously that i think the function of these people is to just i could

02:18:32.660 understand where they're coming from in the sense that there's been so many lies and deceits that

02:18:38.860 have been forwarded by the government at some point a person who could be successful in their

02:18:44.720 life like a lot of these people they have families they have jobs they can carry conversation they're

02:18:49.220 probably really cool but they've just said i've been lied to enough everything's on the table

02:18:53.620 i don't believe anything anymore you have to prove to me every bit of history because i don't know

02:18:58.360 what to believe and i could understand them even if you understand that or if you believe as we

02:19:03.620 often do that scientists are oftentimes lying to you historians don't really have a good read

02:19:08.620 so that's extreme i mean i'd say you know what i think it's a uniquely modern phenomena that

02:19:14.720 they're saying you must now justify your truth in every aspect i accept that but i don't like

02:19:20.660 them owning it because i think the people that stand up and say you know i'm the conspiracy

02:19:23.900 theorist and i'll believe anything no you don't get to be the only one who says i don't believe 0.99

02:19:28.960 everything the government tells you guess what nigger i also don't believe everything the 0.99

02:19:32.240 government tells me but sometimes the stuff the government tells you the mundane shit like the 0.99

02:19:37.580 fact that the moon is orbiting the earth they're not lying about it they don't lie about everything 0.94

02:19:42.640 some things are just fucking true it just because they lied about a lot of things doesn't mean 0.94

02:19:46.420 literally it doesn't mean the sky is green dumbass you know what i mean like i don't like the idea 0.98

02:19:51.920 that just because they are incredulous and will believe fucking anything means that the rest of 0.99

02:19:57.460 us are are idiots because you know there's the the mantra trust nobody question everything and i i 1.00

02:20:05.440 still believe that but it's like there must come a point where you do question everything but you 1.00

02:20:10.720 arrive at an answer but if you are just in a constant mode of critique you never really land

02:20:17.100 on the truth and i if you are always questioned always questioned the government turns into

02:20:22.800 reflexively disbelieving whatever the government says which is which is almost just as bad because 0.95

02:20:29.380 then if if the fucking government says like oh you know there's there's people swore one over 0.99

02:20:35.220 the border why would you even believe them then and you know what these same fucking guys that 0.99

02:20:39.240 we're talking about were the ones that when the government is actually admitting that there's a 0.99

02:20:42.760 problem they say oh there must be no problem and the you know director gay somewhere else is like 0.57

02:20:46.760 no finally they're actually listening to us that they're accepting there's a problem and now you 0.87

02:20:50.480 walk away because it's exactly what you just said they reflexively believe that whatever the

02:20:55.760 government says it's the opposite is true well what you should be doing is saying i don't trust

02:20:59.580 the government when the government sells me something i'm going to critique it and verify it

02:21:04.140 and i find a lot of the time it's totally false and a lot of the time it's totally true but i have

02:21:09.980 to make that decision for myself i don't say it's i don't i don't have to just you know what i mean

02:21:14.300 like if they go to critique something the government says and it turns out that it looks

02:21:17.880 like it's true they'll refuse that that research because like well it can't be true the government

02:21:22.700 said like this is there's also um an interesting aspect of that which is that and this is what i

02:21:30.040 talking about before which is it's a modern phenomena um it's that you disbelieve any

02:21:35.280 evidence from the current era but you reflexively put more stock in anything that is older and the

02:21:43.040 more old something is the more you believe it which means that your most cherished sources 0.78

02:21:47.940 are like fucking scrolls that you got a screenshot of that might not even be real or that might 0.60

02:21:53.920 so it's like but i'm like that's an interesting preference so that means this is just a rebellion 0.98

02:21:58.500 against modernity another variation like some of these flat earth guys that we know they say you 0.75

02:22:03.240 know all of known western science nasa fucking everything that's in the textbooks in colleges 0.90

02:22:09.120 and universities globally it's all fucking wrong that scholarship is wrong and they say like well 0.93

02:22:14.120 if you think it's real then why don't you go test it you weren't there you don't know the

02:22:17.540 scientist maybe the scientist isn't real but they will believe out of hand a guy on youtube some

02:22:22.540 and it's like not only is the guy himself not even claiming any legitimate credibility but again you

02:22:28.100 could use the same argument you don't know that guy's real you haven't done the study you haven't

02:22:31.720 read what he's written you don't even know if you like they don't apply the same arguments to

02:22:36.740 everything so again it boils down to this like you said they're they're out of hand discounting

02:22:41.320 all kinds of evidence or all kinds of argument just because they they are and i get it you're

02:22:47.680 psychologically burned from being lied to so many times but maybe if you're that burnt out you

02:22:53.200 shouldn't be a decision maker you shouldn't be trying to convince other people of things you

02:22:57.000 should probably just focus on yourself and get out of the public space yeah and also like i just to

02:23:03.280 return to this i'm the guy who would listen to coast to coast am i loved art bell and all that

02:23:08.180 i would get excited about you know the best of clips where it's like uh an inside source because

02:23:13.540 everyone loves these stories an inside source from area 51 or from the intelligence community

02:23:18.100 comes with the the classified information right but then you start noticing that they get certain

02:23:24.440 things wrong and eventually it's like a plot hole it sounds it feels like a plot hole i'm like

02:23:30.220 if you were really that professional you wouldn't make that mistake and you you consciously need to

02:23:36.660 gloss over that shit to go with them on it and and to me i think you need to keep a reasonable 0.98

02:23:42.840 suspension of disbelief and the suspension of disbelief for some people i think it's just way 0.97

02:23:47.540 way too high and the problem is and this is where i think you're the most correct which is you're

02:23:53.240 always trying to ask where does this go what's the end result what are we doing all this for

02:23:57.640 for what purpose right and one thing i noticed with david ike if you read everything and you

02:24:03.320 believe everything and there's so much science fiction like drama and it's an interstellar war

02:24:09.100 with earth at the center it's like star wars in a lot of ways or independence day rather and um 0.92

02:24:14.540 at the end of it it's like what do we do let's say this is all correct what the fuck do we do

02:24:18.680 as the humans as the resistance and the answer is choose love really that's it that's all he says 0.99

02:24:27.420 it always ends with some fucking hippie shit it always ends with you need to choose love you need 0.99

02:24:31.840 to love one another because hey we're on this crazy spaceship man and i'm like no you don't 1.00

02:24:39.020 get to do that you don't get to say i'm the main character in this cosmic drama and say like but 0.94

02:24:44.080 what we need to do everyone's got to do mushrooms and you know link hands like a fucking coca-cola 0.96

02:24:49.840 ad at least l ron hubbard started a fucking cult like come on dave you can do better than that no 0.98

02:24:55.000 no that's great point i would respect l ron hubbard more than david ike they're both grifters but l 0.98

02:25:01.640 ron hubbard actually made money at it i mean i'm not saying david ike has obviously made a career 0.98

02:25:05.320 out of this but l ron hubbard was like nigger rich by the time he died well did david ike 0.99

02:25:10.820 did he ever in his life get his own fucking intercontinental ship and naval fleet where he 0.98

02:25:17.620 could just do drugs and fuck i don't think so i don't think so actually so hey one guy in this 0.99

02:25:25.140 entire mess ended up getting a stockpile of guns and heroin and sluts and so i'm thinking that guy 1.00

02:25:33.380 one. I'm thinking, I'm thinking L. Ron Hubbard's back. People keep asking me, is L. Ron Hubbard 1.00

02:25:41.640 back? And up until now, I didn't have an answer, but I'm thinking, yeah, I'm thinking L. Ron

02:25:46.740 Hubbard's back. This is, this one's been all over the fucking map. You know, if this was 0.98

02:25:55.380 a regular produced episode, maybe some of that would have gotten cut, but I'm very proud

02:26:02.700 of us both of us not just probably but us for really not making any actionable threats well

02:26:10.580 actually we kind of did a little bit i think we both did but it wasn't the people that anybody

02:26:16.460 cares about so it's okay it was just well i mean this guy's making threats to teachers all up and 0.89

02:26:21.800 down this fucking page yeah yeah yeah well i mean i kind of threatened teachers by saying that nick 0.92

02:26:26.220 land should get a job as a professor at 0.99

02:26:28.180 ACLU

02:26:28.720 yeah more threatening because he

02:26:32.160 would be he'd be 0.99

02:26:34.160 the school shooter he'd be the sex shooter 0.99

02:26:35.940 I invented that 1.00

02:26:38.240 the other day I invented a sex shooter

02:26:39.780 and

02:26:41.340 yeah I made it up

02:26:44.180 that your parents don't want you to be 0.96

02:26:46.200 a sex shooter 0.99

02:26:47.200 cubic army of

02:26:50.200 four days again there's a lot of good stuff

02:26:52.220 in here so I think we've got the

02:26:53.560 a new genesis

02:26:55.460 right i think this is the first true 21st century post-ideology merging all this stuff by the way 0.85

02:27:04.720 spinal catastrophism ccr you all none of this shit exists without the internet this is all blog

02:27:10.400 stuff this is forum stuff this is not enlightenment or none of this could exist outside of the 0.97

02:27:16.580 internet context and it's memetic right that's what is what's his name said an hour ago that

02:27:21.220 everything has an audience well not everything did have an audience prior to the internet

02:27:24.260 like you can have something that's so weird and esoteric that only a fraction of a fraction of

02:27:28.880 the population will even bother to read the first paragraph but with the internet you could build a

02:27:33.380 whole community around it and then the the idiosyncrasy of it drives it even further like

02:27:39.020 with this you know we were saying a lot of these people are lolcow or like they're uh they're

02:27:42.080 trolls right or enablers because gene is a lolcow and like this isn't serious but the more people

02:27:47.640 that play along and enable the bigger it becomes and then other people are like maybe this is real

02:27:52.900 maybe there are people that believe it you know i'd love to who's the guy who has the highest iq

02:27:58.740 and there was a chris landon langdon or something like that based do you remember do you remember

02:28:03.860 him or do i have that right yeah langdon i think so i think we got to get him i want to run all

02:28:10.180 this by him because he's also famous like look him up chris langdon

02:28:15.060 yeah i'm yep that's him chris like there's all these videos interviews of him i've heard about

02:28:24.500 him and read about him for a while uh the man with a 200 iq like this to me is such an obvious show 0.93

02:28:31.300 this would be the show to get him and just have someone just say this shit to him what do you 0.95

02:28:36.240 think and if he's he might say it's really good and smart right maybe that would be the bit if i 0.98

02:28:44.480 can get chris langdon on the show and propose to him this new post ideology and if he's just

02:28:50.340 polite enough to not walk off i think that's a win for us if i was the smartest man on earth i'd

02:28:57.080 probably be suicidally sick of people proposing things to me i think um also like they assume

02:29:05.320 you're just smart at everything so they're pitching business ideas yeah yeah sure he's

02:29:10.760 like chat gpt chris chris by the way i had a i don't know what i had a character it was um 0.90

02:29:23.320 fuck it was it was a chat gpt shit lib what was the context of that it was um this idea where 0.98

02:29:32.220 i don't know it was just it was just like an ai robot because i was reading this fucking uh 1.00

02:29:38.320 sub stack article written by a hick lib um so this would have been like a liberal progressive 0.96

02:29:43.720 who grew up rural and is throwing all their friends and and former family under the bus 0.93

02:29:48.560 by calling all rural people school shooters and shit like that and i've met a lot of hick libs 0.96

02:29:54.300 in my real life and they're always the most reprehensible people and it's always something 0.99

02:29:59.160 like you know what i used to i i drive a truck i drive a truck i chew tobacco and you know what

02:30:07.460 I'm Von Kamala

02:30:09.300 You know

02:30:10.780 You've seen that right

02:30:12.180 And it just sounds

02:30:14.900 Really like almost schizophrenic

02:30:17.280 The way you hear it because there's also that Kamala Harris

02:30:19.560 Ad where it's like a bunch of Antifa actors

02:30:21.480 It's like yeah I'm a man's man

02:30:23.680 I'm a real man I chop wood

02:30:25.700 And I

02:30:26.980 Eat beef for every meal

02:30:29.360 And I like beer but I'm not afraid

02:30:31.380 To cry

02:30:32.140 Sort of like a guy who probably thinks

02:30:35.340 Yellowstone is his

02:30:37.340 masculinity yeah you know hey it's me it's me it's it's hit clip g g g g g g g pt i 0.84

02:30:47.480 trans robot times if if there's one thing i like it's drinking beer and eating beef

02:30:54.780 and voting for kamala harris

02:30:58.520 if if there's one thing i i i believe in it's mass immigration into alabama

02:31:09.320 i i i grew up shoot shoot and pay but barn barn i i grew up my single mother 0.70

02:31:20.660 The malfunctioning droid 1.00

02:31:28.280 Malfunctioning

02:31:30.160 Hicklib GPT

02:31:31.760 Anyway we've been going on for

02:31:33.600 Oh here we go 1.00

02:31:34.780 Second only to Abortion Romano 1.00

02:31:37.800 Another of our great characters 1.00

02:31:39.620 I think I missed this one from Sean Shaver

02:31:44.420 James Lindsay needs to be

02:31:46.460 Bisected by the sword of St. Michael

02:31:48.580 I don't know what that was in reference to 1.00

02:31:50.540 but I just agree I agree

02:31:52.380 yeah all right so

02:31:53.860 be going for a while now I know we gotta get going

02:31:56.260 thank you I'm gonna let you

02:31:58.500 go because this is

02:31:59.620 like two and a half hours now so

02:32:01.920 beautiful any closing thoughts on time

02:32:04.360 cube any I mean look it's as

02:32:06.380 with any with the same with

02:32:08.020 catastrophism it's a wonderfully

02:32:09.940 interesting it's a real

02:32:12.120 you know gets your noggin joggin

02:32:14.280 something to chew on for sure 1.00

02:32:16.200 so I'm glad we covered it

02:32:18.500 oh we got requited here movie

02:32:20.400 time with the missus is over trying to tack what i jumped into and feeling my mind's starting to

02:32:24.880 slip i was already been crying if you jumped into this in the last half an hour i feel sorry for you

02:32:32.380 man this is one of our top our top three most alienating episodes i'm sure yeah if you but if

02:32:41.560 you stuck with us for all the way from lauren chen's stand-up act until now i mean this might

02:32:46.900 be the vintage blood satellite arc in one episode yeah i said i was gonna bury lauren chen in a pool

02:32:52.640 of sand so that we could do that also franson i'm coming for you i'm gonna get you all right

Blood Satellite - October 18, 2024

BSNL#14： The Time Cube

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