Blood Satellite - BSNL23： Helldivers 2

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00:00:26.380 That the magnetic subsides

00:00:28.380 Felt down

00:00:29.380 When the moon is dark and partage in this groove

00:00:32.380 Trust the dust from things that melt it

00:00:34.380 When it gets a fist

00:00:36.380 When it's closed with several losing trials you can resist

00:00:40.380 The rising is amazing through the smoth of a gloom

00:00:45.380 When the truth made the race it's made of such a slumber prize

00:00:50.380 If you were the gift of the dulcet, ducted soul

00:01:00.180 She gave you from the path

00:01:05.080 She was sure when you said

00:01:07.220 So, why?

00:01:18.220 Dorkin, don't move!

00:01:19.220 Crossed in his eyes to the cover with night eyes!

00:01:22.220 Dorkin, my girl!

00:01:24.220 So I'm a freak and I'm a lover from a dead dog!

00:01:26.220 While shifting each of his arms

00:01:28.220 Like a spider-fighter thorns

00:01:30.220 The moon conducted like a charm

00:01:33.220 No strange arrangements on nothing

00:01:35.220 I'm dizzying down and can't kill me

00:01:37.620 He drives me from the moon

00:01:39.560 To tell me that I was there

00:01:41.440 Well, I'm so far from the question

00:01:43.680 Move, move, move

00:01:47.560 No fate, he held the maiden

00:01:50.240 By his human dirt

00:01:51.880 That I mean all

00:01:56.760 He made, he made, he created

00:01:59.020 With the future he had

00:02:01.840 A microcybergenesis

00:02:07.980 A micro-like body

00:02:10.060 Sigh

00:02:11.480 And we'll be back

00:02:15.820 About to be the

00:02:17.200 Pepper of his eyes

00:02:19.420 Use children

00:02:24.160 Must have human

00:02:25.260 At the crystal

00:02:26.600 To hide

00:02:29.240 Night and night rage twice and found you

00:02:34.000 When the kiss became a star

00:02:37.500 Summer fans of me

00:02:49.560 Fire for no fuck

00:02:51.420 Thank you my judgment

00:02:52.560 I'm gonna be

00:02:54.660 I see you in the white

00:02:56.760 Thunder's like a sea

00:02:57.760 Worming rigid lips

00:03:01.260 These words were slathered

00:03:05.260 Spreading with the whips of the witch uncovered

00:03:09.020 He soaps an ace

00:03:11.060 Bitch drowned in trials and down he breathes

00:03:14.440 Fat fever, fat fever

00:03:16.880 Dusty one god

00:03:22.840 I'm near until the sound of his spirits in form

00:03:26.260 I'm ghosting back with shitting lies

00:03:30.060 The grace imposes my door

00:03:32.820 In a place of tears that bleeds up high

00:03:35.480 Peace world knows, love for no

00:03:38.100 Full whisper from a safety eye

00:03:40.840 Full whisper from a big motherfucker

00:03:56.260 You see your heat draw

00:04:15.340 And you lift your heave

00:04:18.720 This time to heaven signify you

00:04:22.400 Hold me

00:04:28.800 And watch the lofty side

00:04:31.600 Of such a fate in your face

00:04:39.800 Never seen as you posed to come as said

00:04:43.800 You'll be fine

00:04:47.800 We don't have room, but we never think

00:04:53.340 Don't walk, fight, don't go

00:04:56.880 Everyone's gone, seconded out with love

00:05:03.680 Just like you did everything

00:05:06.760 Sing it to the sun and wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

00:05:18.400 Sing it back, wo-oh-oh-oh-oh

00:05:25.540 Strike for the death and run wise

00:05:30.120 Strike for the death and run wise

00:05:32.200 Whoa, whoa, I've been out with divine

00:05:37.500 I've been out with divine

00:05:39.260 Whoa, whoa, I was feeling free

00:05:44.380 Whoa, with a little sweet pencil

00:05:52.440 surrounding me

00:05:54.340 Are you discerning?

00:05:58.520 Whoa, whoa, whoa

00:06:01.520 Sing it back

00:06:05.740 So tell me

00:06:11.660 What do I need

00:06:14.620 What was

00:06:18.740 There's the meaning

00:06:21.560 I was

00:06:25.880 I was spinning free

00:06:27.020 Oh, with a little sweet answer

00:06:34.860 But now I need me

00:06:37.000 And I stumble till you cry

00:06:41.200 Oh, sink it into sweat of 17

00:06:50.800 Thank you.

00:07:20.800 If you're listening

00:07:30.640 Sing it back

00:07:38.040 If you're listening

00:07:42.120 And I'm still running away

00:07:46.840 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

00:07:50.740 Play your fantasy game

00:07:52.600 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

00:07:57.060 I was spinning free

00:07:59.320 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

00:08:02.460 With the little sweet ass of all

00:08:07.740 God made me

00:08:09.500 What a Disney dance of all

00:08:15.300 I, I know this weakness will not be concerned with me

00:08:23.480 Like the strotum here it is in a nutshell

00:08:45.300 We'll be right back.

00:09:15.300 We'll be right back.

00:09:45.300 We'll be right back.

00:10:15.300 No, my pop's name is Dick, don't admit to kick, slay and pick,

00:10:17.960 Delacritic, put down remiss, sluts, put out remiss, quotes,

00:10:21.240 Don't want the whole story, should've on the cliff,

00:10:23.360 No, it's like three, defeat 101, give me no credit for having class one,

00:10:26.300 Thump on the pulse of nation one, thumb on your girlfriend's ass,

00:10:28.460 Written on, written off, stop calling me a joke,

00:10:30.860 Gotta beat that off, it's all about to do,

00:10:32.640 Enjoy, go, construct, cool, but never take it for granted,

00:10:34.900 That's how I plan it, so can it, around the planet,

00:10:36.840 Just a minute, and you'll never understand it,

00:10:38.660 When I tell you like, when I'm in pneumonia,

00:10:40.500 They made it, split my friend in a pickle jar,

00:10:42.200 That's what's on the end, the one part, the floor,

00:10:44.160 The one part the Pope is the inhabitable return, baby

00:10:46.960 Of the Great White Poole

00:11:07.260 One part the fewer, one part the Pope

00:11:09.260 The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

00:11:11.760 One part the pure, one part the pope, the inevitable return of the green-white dope.

00:11:27.980 Blood Satellite

00:11:37.340 Blood Satellite

00:11:39.280 We are off to a bad start

00:11:43.480 Yeah, oh we suck at this game

00:11:44.960 Not so much as it is the stream as it is

00:11:46.840 I have like a full playthrough of Halo CE recorded

00:11:50.360 This man's gaming at a level that

00:11:55.000 I have some recording to go

00:11:57.180 Oh, shit

00:11:58.340 So for those who are listening

00:12:01.220 I'm gonna have to alt-tab

00:12:02.840 He's gaming while watching himself

00:12:06.100 play another game.

00:12:09.860 This is why we need, like, I'm gaming millennial

00:12:12.420 style. I can

00:12:14.320 only, you know, I'm trying to keep up with

00:12:16.300 you guys. I'm down to a pistol. I

00:12:18.240 am fucking up.

00:12:20.660 These guys are many

00:12:22.340 classes ahead of me. I'm

00:12:24.200 acting a fool. I'm seeing enemies

00:12:26.180 I've never seen before. For those listening

00:12:28.140 to the audio version of this, you're in for a

00:12:30.240 bad time. I'm going to

00:12:32.180 try and get... You're in for a great time.

00:12:34.660 We're going to keep a lively

00:12:35.900 we're going to keep it moist we're going to keep it good and pure um but that's going to involve a

00:12:42.400 lot of me maybe talking and then maybe doing what i'm doing right now which is shooting at an

00:12:46.640 impenetrable armor on on a bug uh for those who don't know what the fuck is going on this is a

00:12:51.640 bit different than a regular live stream i need some fucking supplies uh we are playing a game

00:12:57.620 which is the first game that i've really played seriously in i'd say two years ever since my son

00:13:04.480 was born so i've been playing you know just fucking walking simulators just to get some

00:13:08.800 content for the the short clips but this is the first game at the recommendation of

00:13:13.680 fucking everybody in my life um and for a while this game hell divers 2 came out there was playing

00:13:20.260 it i missed out then it came back and it was cool again so i wanted to get in on it and now

00:13:25.820 i'm right back in i am wasting my time i'm fuck i'm shirking my duties as a father and a man

00:13:32.980 because i had to get up to a good level for this stream so i'm i got i got pretty far riding for

00:13:39.640 months just for the stream i've been grinding for months and not knowing how to play i had a

00:13:44.240 letter friend the laughing man i did a game with him he did like tell me how to use the money i'd

00:13:48.740 been collecting i just been i've just been out here just out of pocket working so hard yeah and

00:13:55.480 i'm still i'm okay at it but i'm not you know these guys gonna be calling in all kinds of mechs

00:13:59.820 they're gonna be calling in all sorts of fun shit and i'm here uh for those who can't see it

00:14:04.540 let me see if i can get this i you can't see from here i did get a skull mask i found the skull mask

00:14:09.040 in the game so uh we're fed posting on super earth right now uh what else i got i got the

00:14:15.720 most ostentatious armor that i could get out uh jay ford's asking do you need a fourth uh i think

00:14:24.300 it tops out at four right because we got four in here right now so just for by the way if you see

00:14:29.200 me just launch to the ground like that's because i'm all tabbing to address some comment so yeah

00:14:35.680 it's gonna look like i'm having a seizure in this game a whole lot uh we got who with us got judas

00:14:40.080 we got me got the prudentialist joining us uh who you also know from our sister show do you even

00:14:47.040 read but also i mean everyone loves the prudentialist so he needs no introduction and we got

00:14:51.580 judas's wife here with us who may be chiming in with some minor bullying uh depending on how she's

00:14:59.660 feeling that's a good thing man she'll fuck you up if i'm a member of her chat she she keeps guys

00:15:07.220 on a leash that i've never seen captain on a leash before we got we got our favorite schizo

00:15:14.040 mike nobody she's figured him out she's got the cat scans on that guy's mind i don't know how she

00:15:19.900 did it i'm i spend a lot of time being perplexed by these people but she knows the score um by the

00:15:27.640 way uh michi peachy here with a comment wouldn't be surprised at dimes is also an expert on jimmy

00:15:32.580 world besides um jews you're a jimmy world type guy you seem like that right i have never in my

00:15:40.360 life sat down and listened to any one jimmy okay well you did just now by chance just now

00:15:46.940 this was one of see that's the thing i didn't even recognize it it's not and it's not that

00:15:50.700 catchy so so okay so maybe you've been listening this whole time like yeah i wouldn't know those

00:15:55.520 that's that's the point i wouldn't know it's not my thing get my shit okay where's prudentialist

00:15:59.820 i'm trying to heal him okay wait wait i can i can do this yes thank you sure i wish real war

00:16:05.560 was like this yes and also for people who don't know how divers do what we're looking at this is

00:16:10.580 a game i heard it explained to me before this is like an unlicensed starship troopers so if you're

00:16:15.700 looking at this and you see bugs that look like starship troopers bugs it's because they are

00:16:19.440 but there's also like a robot army and another army fight that's essentially the protoss from

00:16:27.160 star war uh star um well starcraft um so this is kind of the easy version just shooting bugs you

00:16:34.700 got your guys you got your guns most of the game that might separate it from other games it's not

00:16:41.060 like first person shooter rules it's a lot of calling in air support on things you only get

00:16:46.660 one one gun one sidearm and like you can call down other guns and shit but it's a lot of

00:16:51.520 planning shit ahead like that's a bit more tactical um but yeah you can really and it's

00:16:57.180 kind of what's the story like you're clones you're clones of yourself because no you're just

00:17:01.640 another soldier that gets called in you were think think the imperial guard from 40k there's

00:17:07.360 just millions of you you actually have a life in a family and you do actually just die and they

00:17:12.360 bring a new guy see the the but the nice thing is is in the introduction cut scene it's your

00:17:16.720 it's your black wife and mixed race child that gets eaten by a bug and then you go and die

00:17:23.120 but then he correctly recovers from that very fast just joins the military

00:17:28.820 finally i can pursue my dream it's finally healing things finally i can now die for the white race

00:17:35.660 super earth commends you for your valor yeah and so i don't know any of the story here so i don't

00:17:43.820 know why it's called so there was a it used to be a top-down strategy like i think x-com a few

00:17:50.940 years ago and then they made this this sequel which is way better than whatever came out like

00:17:56.300 six eight years ago there weren't enough nerds for the first version so they made it a shooter

00:18:02.900 yeah many many such cases just like what they did to a fallout

00:18:08.520 truly many such cases a lot of people lying that fallout 2 is their favorite we got a bunch of

00:18:17.020 liars on the internet like they watched a couple videos about how much it's actually smarter you're

00:18:24.340 smart if you like and they said that's me he's talking about me i'm the smart guy who likes that

00:18:28.000 game and then they just fucking lie by the way i also had oh yeah mark trouble here automatons are

00:18:35.940 the best diversity hires yeah this is uh the automatons it is what they sounds like it's just

00:18:41.280 robot army so the bugs are easy because they just swarm you like like the bug aliens from any game

00:18:47.400 or movie you've ever seen but then the automatons they got the grenade launchers and lasers and

00:18:52.360 shit we're probably going to fight them next i guess this we're just in a destroyed city right

00:18:57.320 now and uh i am utterly lost i don't know where i'm going i am trying to get to the uh last bug

00:19:07.060 hatchery nest thing these guys are accomplishing missions i'm out here uh oh it's more like a

00:19:13.180 twin stick shooter is what chris blank is telling me not x-com so okay i did a lot of prep for this

00:19:19.700 episode i don't know about you guys i know you guys played the game i've been watched i think

00:19:23.320 i watched the entirety of american sniper on youtube shorts so isn't it crazy that you can

00:19:32.420 go on tiktok right now and watch all of eddington in like 57 parts yeah it's like i saw that movie

00:19:39.160 so i'm kind of like a chris kyle mood like i'm i'm killing everyone but i'm like just not into

00:19:45.560 it like yep yes sir a shot killing everybody but nodding my head so everyone knows i disagree with

00:19:51.920 which is the most military...

00:19:53.640 You're not supposed to have fun.

00:19:55.040 This is a game for having fun.

00:19:56.580 If you imagine yourself having a great time in war,

00:20:00.620 this is the perfect game for you.

00:20:03.100 Yeah.

00:20:03.720 To the point where I wonder if this...

00:20:05.060 We're a very conspiratorial bunch.

00:20:07.140 If this is an opt to get guys like us

00:20:09.600 into going to war,

00:20:11.400 it's like, okay, you can't fight the bugs,

00:20:13.800 but you know what's like an automaton?

00:20:15.620 A drone.

00:20:18.040 Or to just get us to stay on the computer.

00:20:20.340 Because here we are.

00:20:21.920 here's the thing though i they never want you to go outside here's the thing though i like mine

00:20:27.240 more i like the thing that i said more i don't like your thing yours is good no i like yours

00:20:31.600 we could you know what it's okay we can just go with yours it'd be funny if we actually were in

00:20:35.860 war and we were like patched into each other and they were just talking like this as i'm being

00:20:39.960 overwhelmed utterly overwhelmed like i am right now this is why every military needs to have a

00:20:46.960 twitch live streamer yeah you know what like i don't i want like some ishak shalom on the idf

00:20:54.600 just like telling me how much it's fun well he gets like a ten dollar super jet before some rpg

00:21:00.880 i'm not into military lore but i wouldn't surprise me if they tried to do that like

00:21:06.460 they just tried to get i dubs or something to do the fucking we're gonna airdrop i dubs into

00:21:13.160 the gaza strip do it guys you just need to think of a level oh man just dropping items oh man

00:21:23.600 it's like a mr beast challenge we dropped 50 larpers into into into the gaza strip the last

00:21:34.360 guy to survive against the idf wins 50 million dollars i'm waiting for the mask off moment of

00:21:39.660 mr beast where he's just like yeah i'm gonna kill all the guys you don't like i'm like yeah i knew

00:21:44.000 it i i called it i called it i knew mr beast like it is a scary name is it not yeah like mr beast

00:21:52.100 it sounds like a scary guy so i've seen so much awful shit i don't know how much of it is true

00:21:56.060 but he sounds like an absolute psychopath oh he's got dead eyes yeah dude he's he's i wouldn't trust

00:22:02.100 him he's not and he doesn't even seem that smart if you see like kind of mask off interviews with

00:22:05.840 him he seems like a like a sub 100 iq kind of uh there's something there's something off beyond

00:22:12.200 just being a psychopath there's something off yeah exactly that's i would not trust him around

00:22:17.100 a fucking lunchables he doesn't know how to open a lunch i wouldn't trust this guy in a

00:22:24.180 home depot at eight in the morning jesus christ that's my reference because that's where i go a

00:22:30.580 lot uh nickels what are you nickels my son it's his favorite store he just loves nothing nothing

00:22:36.300 feels as good as calling ice at a home depot oh yeah hey when you go to the home depot do you

00:22:43.680 have to go through the lights section a lot no i here's the thing he was never into lights

00:22:49.440 not a lights guy no i tried when he was like really young too and he just looked at me like

00:22:53.980 i was retarded because you know it is it's retarded and do like hey look here's a bunch

00:22:58.800 of lights in a row i can't go through with it we gotta always get the car shopping cart and you

00:23:03.380 gotta go to the light section who the fuck called in the called in the thing i guess okay so we're

00:23:09.260 leaving now yeah here we go sorry no i was only getting about to get smashed to smithereens

00:23:15.900 you know uh american snipers terrible says john lemmings no i agree i just i don't know i'm here

00:23:24.340 I'm in a Bradley Cooper mode right now.

00:23:26.980 I've started seeing like Bradley Cooper movies

00:23:28.780 and it started occurring to me

00:23:29.720 that he might be one of the underdog actors.

00:23:35.080 Like he's just,

00:23:35.580 even though he might not like the movies he's in,

00:23:37.660 he might seem kind of pretentious.

00:23:38.780 I'm like, I think he's actually really good though.

00:23:41.560 What's the one where he's on a boat in the desert?

00:23:45.240 Hangover 2.

00:23:47.000 Yeah.

00:23:48.380 Yeah.

00:23:49.820 He's good at Hangover 2.

00:23:50.940 He was good in Burnt.

00:23:52.020 Like he's good in,

00:23:53.160 I don't know, I keep seeing him in shit.

00:23:54.180 Is he in Limitless?

00:23:55.660 Yep.

00:23:56.340 Okay.

00:23:57.200 That's the movie that we all kind of think we are.

00:24:01.980 It's the movie where it's like, you know what?

00:24:03.620 It's about like meth.

00:24:05.800 What if we all just did meth?

00:24:09.120 And I no longer have an answer to that other than sure.

00:24:14.100 Why not?

00:24:15.080 Who's shooting at our own shuttle right now?

00:24:17.340 Me.

00:24:17.860 Hey, how you doing?

00:24:19.760 Hey, let's do that.

00:24:20.900 Let's just start shooting at our shuttle.

00:24:22.700 Yeah, I'm out of ammo.

00:24:23.580 I can't even do it. Can you blow up

00:24:25.660 the shuttle?

00:24:27.180 I don't want to find out. I don't want to leave this

00:24:29.660 city. I think I like it here.

00:24:32.100 We're looking at this like...

00:24:33.320 This is our city. We can't let them have it.

00:24:35.640 We're like DR guys. The real estate's got to be

00:24:37.480 really low here right now.

00:24:39.580 I've been watching a lot of scuffed realtor.

00:24:41.440 This is where we get in.

00:24:44.100 Yeah, alien invasion.

00:24:45.500 Bug invasion.

00:24:48.300 There we go.

00:24:49.380 Here Manitoba is full of bugs.

00:24:51.160 Like bed bugs.

00:24:52.540 oh man just what i heard i was gonna ask if that was like a new term for indians or something hey

00:24:57.360 you mentioned sean wyland earlier and he says naked force has resolved more conflicts throughout

00:25:02.020 history than any other factor the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst

00:25:07.020 fuck yeah i mean clothed force would work you'd think clothed force would work but i mean naked

00:25:13.600 force it's how you get the drop on people right look but within the metaphor right is it a metaphor

00:25:19.760 or turn a phrase and the clothed

00:25:21.840 force would be like force that's

00:25:23.900 cleaned up and holding back a bit

00:25:25.480 the whole point of naked force is

00:25:27.440 balls in your eye right

00:25:29.880 like you're not just

00:25:30.800 pulling a Dan Crenshaw over here

00:25:33.580 that's how

00:25:35.200 his story keeps changing

00:25:37.420 what happened to that eye

00:25:38.600 he lifts the eye patch

00:25:41.860 and it's just a testicle

00:25:43.000 it wasn't even an injury it's just

00:25:47.820 an unfortunate defect

00:25:49.500 he was born with ball eye

00:25:51.080 oh no

00:25:51.780 he's got a teratoma in there

00:25:54.980 Mr. and Mr. Crenshaw

00:25:57.760 your son is born with

00:25:59.320 ball eye

00:26:00.740 his two dads

00:26:03.720 ladies and gentlemen

00:26:04.500 look at this dais

00:26:06.660 we all did the finger guns

00:26:08.040 I knew it

00:26:08.600 who's got the most Nazi look

00:26:13.620 that would be me

00:26:15.120 yeah

00:26:15.680 you brought out the skull mask

00:26:18.680 i had to change my this is what i love about this game because if you die you become like a new guy

00:26:24.660 but if you survive you're covered in blood and you know you just become more fashy looking and

00:26:30.880 then you're just like yeah let's go let's do it again let's get packed to it while you guys are

00:26:36.100 deciding um i had this idea this might be very ill-advised but i was going to play something

00:26:43.140 in the background and i had a couple of options i'm gonna let the winner's trust decide what we

00:26:50.560 watch and judas you must ask your wife as well okay i have that medi hassan debate with all

00:26:58.440 those like groiber guys that i never really watched i never saw that from front to back i

00:27:03.240 just saw some clips so we could put that in the background i've seen every still i see from it

00:27:09.780 it gets funnier but then i also you're gonna like that compared to the other one i got

00:27:15.340 it's a curtis yarvin being interviewed by the red scare girls oh no

00:27:19.840 do you love it no do you love this good idea i had

00:27:25.480 for my chat you're gonna suffer regardless here guys

00:27:30.440 you have an option of three eastern european jews talking or one middle eastern man getting

00:27:38.640 interviewed by a bunch of droipers

00:27:40.520 by a bunch of Mexicans

00:27:41.840 a bunch of brown people

00:27:44.480 yelling at each other about white people

00:27:46.220 that applies

00:27:48.640 to both videos

00:27:49.540 this is what we got for entertainment tonight

00:27:54.500 I can do neither

00:27:56.320 also it doesn't need to be

00:27:58.560 any of that but if

00:28:00.100 angels jump out you know what I'm going to do

00:28:01.900 I'm not I don't believe in democracy I'm just going to

00:28:04.560 get I'm going to get that fucking shit going

00:28:06.540 I'll do it

00:28:07.540 let's start with this one

00:28:10.540 no we do not want to do this we want

00:28:16.100 this up here oh yes

00:28:18.620 I want to go remind chat that there is a different

00:28:23.600 super chat option there they go

00:28:26.520 there's passage tv's terrible intro just terrible

00:28:31.820 it could be worse

00:28:35.320 i i struggle to uh understand how i just hate that aesthetic i hate vhs stuff i hate the look

00:28:45.620 sorry have you ever seen they're they're a comedy group but have you ever seen skycore home video

00:28:50.660 no so they're they they do the vhs retro 90s aesthetic i think they actually do put shit

00:28:58.440 on vhs tapes and then upload them to youtube but the premise is to uh they just make comedy

00:29:04.320 bits they have one from the 90s where it's like a subscription service for the n-word okay i'm

00:29:10.060 really good okay it's like it's like a 60 second clip you can go play it on it's a it's a good one

00:29:16.220 send your money order to this po box and then you get a yeah nice yeah you had my attention but now

00:29:23.360 i have my interest you know my favorite video they have is the uh like 1980s like pro virginity

00:29:31.840 advertisement they have it's soak okay we got pro virginity we got vhs onwards i think i'm into

00:29:38.240 this yeah buddy i think i'm into reliving my childhood so is this actually like an old thing

00:29:45.040 or is it like now no it's made now but they they basically retro check it all right uh that yes

00:29:55.280 yeah i don't think we we haven't really moved on from vaporwave

00:30:02.200 maybe well like i think i'm i'm too old so i think i'm just stuck there like what's it going to be

00:30:08.020 it's going to be like schizo early 2000s internet until i die i think we actually paid uh we paid

00:30:14.600 charles bovekirk to kill vaporwave and then he didn't like it was not successful do you remember

00:30:20.220 that yeah well we tasked a french man to uh kill something american yeah

00:30:26.780 someone had said something it was a cruel core or something like that cruel wave and that was the um

00:30:38.440 new battlefield six trailer that just dropped and it was like an orchestral rendition of break stuff

00:30:46.200 by limb biscuit like orchestral dubstep limb biscuit and i'm just reminded of that stupid

00:30:53.380 book we read where nadia said well children are going to be playing the video games their

00:30:59.340 grandparents did i'm thinking to myself gta 5 came out like 15 years 10 15 years ago at this point

00:31:05.360 i'm not surprised yeah oh someone uh zoo scnc says get in the pods eat the bugs i mean good

00:31:14.060 point. This has kind of made

00:31:16.040 a dog whistle to all of us. Mark Treble

00:31:17.880 is very excited about Yarvin and

00:31:19.880 Helldivers. It's going to be hard not to

00:31:21.900 threaten whatever's going on here.

00:31:25.680 I got in the background here.

00:31:28.300 Not too loud, hopefully.

00:31:30.720 Now we get to have

00:31:31.720 Anna Kay's cigarette voice.

00:31:32.740 There was a movie called Women Talking. I didn't know that it made a sequel.

00:31:38.600 It must suck that Curtis Yarvin

00:31:40.140 lost all that weight and everyone just keeps clowning

00:31:42.080 him. The last time he was

00:31:43.620 masculine is when he was fat.

00:31:46.700 It's kind of true, though.

00:31:47.700 He looks weird now.

00:31:51.040 I'm hoping that this will make us more violent.

00:31:57.560 Listen to this.

00:31:58.440 Oh, shit.

00:32:00.560 I can already hear him laughing.

00:32:02.420 I need to kill something.

00:32:03.620 I like how he laughed so hard it killed the mic

00:32:05.840 as if it was recoiling in horror.

00:32:09.660 I've got a bunch of fucking dummies

00:32:13.500 He's not understanding how anything works.

00:32:14.840 My glow-up.

00:32:16.000 You know, my glow-up.

00:32:18.740 Oh, they're talking about the same thing,

00:32:20.200 but they like it.

00:32:24.060 It's cool that a bunch of dumb bitches

00:32:25.680 like something that's universally regarded as awful.

00:32:29.420 What are they talking about?

00:32:31.340 They're talking about how Curtis Yarvin is skinny now.

00:32:33.520 He's like, wow, this is really better.

00:32:36.220 And for those around,

00:32:37.400 Dasha is wearing skanks,

00:32:40.300 knee-high fucking socks.

00:32:41.520 socks and Anna K is wearing some kind of like Eastern fucking European peasant garb I'm you

00:32:49.740 know I'm gonna turn that down a little bit yeah Gio's suffering somewhere right now no oh yeah

00:32:56.220 because he's he's an anime he's described himself as such he's an anime no he's an anime so the thing

00:33:05.820 is if you're in the space you're supposed to like pretend that either these women are desirable and

00:33:09.960 be like no she's my waifu right because a couple of like dumb bitches heard about neon genesis

00:33:16.660 even galleon uh way too late and they said oh isn't it isn't it cool how men are fighting over

00:33:21.480 these like mentally damaged women and they said oh we can do that and then uh we've been dealing

00:33:26.940 with that ever since because this is a dead culture full of uh fucking faggot zombies

00:33:31.520 i'm very hesitant to like get you know too crazy when prude's on here because i don't want to get

00:33:38.360 in trouble so there's some certain things i'm not going to say but i will say that these two

00:33:43.400 bitches are dumb and should die that's as far as i'm going to go tell us how you really laser

00:33:49.580 laser for me i didn't even call in my fucking guy so for people who are just listening you can call

00:33:59.160 in a drone that will shoot for you this really makes war something you want to do yeah i'm in

00:34:07.660 i'm into it man okay let's do some war it it couldn't be worse than this give war a chance

00:34:14.860 yeah can make a crazy suggestion like and this is my bias it seems like it's mostly white guys

00:34:20.780 playing this game is this like a big like hispanic game too a lot of chinese dudes playing it really

00:34:26.780 yeah it's a whole thing are they the bugs we're shooting

00:34:28.700 it's never told us it's like

00:34:33.760 it's like the end of enders game it's like sorry mr wing and these are all real chinese people

00:34:40.420 it's not a game you've been killing them in real life

00:34:44.360 you've been actually controlling a chinese police robot in guanso

00:34:49.560 these are all chinese 12 year olds who have been soundly defeating you this whole time like yeah

00:34:54.340 that checks out.

00:34:59.000 Getting owned by

00:35:00.600 a Chinese kid who's trained

00:35:02.380 to do one thing by his

00:35:04.200 fucking tyrannical

00:35:06.720 parents.

00:35:07.640 They haven't even heard about Hitler yet.

00:35:09.800 What are you doing? You're like inside the nest over there.

00:35:13.160 Yeah, I'm going to drop a

00:35:14.440 hell bomb.

00:35:15.100 Oh, okay. All right.

00:35:17.860 Oh, wow.

00:35:18.840 That was a one-hit kill.

00:35:21.640 Let's see if this works.

00:35:22.960 my hell bombs never make war great again i agree it's so hard to get the hell bomb on that nest

00:35:28.960 like by the mushroom thing it'll hit the mushroom and then not land yeah literally just didn't okay

00:35:34.320 never mind you got it yeah it's stupid with these you almost have to use like a big weapon or

00:35:39.360 something all right so yeah for folks at home i dropped a nuke on a thing and then it just

00:35:44.160 bounced off when doink and and spiraled and if it would have hit me it would have been worth something

00:35:49.680 wait who's the fourth person playing says that's judas's wife oh judas's wife it's definitely not

00:36:04.560 it's mrs judas mrs judas it creates her it's uh well uh you know fortunately we have a very uh

00:36:13.120 very um um robust security presence here uh when i did my say yeah yeah you never heard before

00:36:21.040 i mean no i've heard him before but it's like one of them looked a little weird and dangerous

00:36:24.480 you know it actually sounds like he was getting better at public speaking and then he got worse

00:36:28.160 hey guys i armed the bomb just heads up like potential harm to your physical person i mean

00:36:34.240 i guess bad for your soul if you say i mean i guess you should be put on a leash and

00:36:40.560 and march naked through town.

00:36:45.220 I mean, I guess.

00:36:45.880 Am I like that?

00:36:47.020 You know, you have to...

00:36:48.580 Can you try and be a real woman

00:36:50.720 for five fucking seconds?

00:36:53.940 Can you not be an unfinished

00:36:55.380 fucking Polish clone

00:36:56.920 for, like, two seconds?

00:36:58.680 Give me two fucking seconds.

00:37:01.500 Gio somewhere in fucking Ontario.

00:37:03.340 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:37:05.700 Well, his wife...

00:37:06.400 I know, I know, I know.

00:37:09.180 I'm gonna do it, Gio.

00:37:10.560 I'm gonna

00:37:12.420 be mean to a woman.

00:37:17.500 That's quickly all this show

00:37:18.800 is turning into at this point.

00:37:21.660 I am being chased

00:37:22.960 by a giant bug.

00:37:24.380 It is gonna destroy me. I don't know where anyone is.

00:37:27.200 You're going to the waypoint that you set

00:37:28.640 but nobody's here.

00:37:30.360 I set a waypoint.

00:37:31.980 Did you not know that?

00:37:33.860 I'm just fucking following the leader here.

00:37:35.920 No, no, don't listen to me.

00:37:38.440 Fuck.

00:37:38.920 I am the leader here. Don't listen to me.

00:37:41.980 I don't know. I found a big

00:37:44.000 laser, and I got really excited

00:37:46.000 about that.

00:37:49.100 He found one big gun,

00:37:50.660 and he was good to go.

00:37:52.460 I need a resupply.

00:37:53.940 I have no idea if Chris Blank is talking

00:37:55.880 about Geo here, but he just says rocking back

00:37:57.980 and forth like a trickly puff.

00:37:59.980 Like a trick? Well, who could that be about?

00:38:03.300 Who could be?

00:38:05.260 I mean, I hate

00:38:06.120 to say it. I think if someone

00:38:07.820 brings up a Snorlax, then

00:38:10.040 it's like, oh, is he talking about

00:38:11.880 Jules' wife?

00:38:13.940 No, no, it was

00:38:16.200 Curtis, it was not

00:38:17.940 Curtis Yarvin Groyper, you know,

00:38:20.520 losing, you know, the, you know,

00:38:22.840 Zemping, or as I

00:38:24.400 call it, Zemping has made me

00:38:25.820 less Groyperous.

00:38:28.680 At least have the decency to lie

00:38:30.320 about a Zemping, please.

00:38:31.700 Because the Groypers are fat, you know.

00:38:33.760 The whole Groyper thing, by the way, is, you know, the

00:38:35.940 original there was like a change in what a grouper was the original grouper was something very subtle

00:38:42.000 and refined okay by the way hey guys oh no yeah it's the frog but the frog you know if you if you

00:38:49.740 go back he's trying to act like he invented frog twitter like all these bad faggots they say frog

00:38:54.920 twitter like used to be good like that was you ripping off 4chan you saw a frog meme and said

00:39:00.780 oh i'm gonna do that i'm gonna pretend like i fucking invented it it's pathetic and they still

00:39:05.220 try and talk about the glory days

00:39:07.240 of when them and their gay

00:39:09.300 friends were on Twitter, ripping off 4chan.

00:39:11.600 Ripping off 4chan was better back then.

00:39:13.400 It's gotten worse, I guess.

00:39:15.940 Like, Groypers are basically the same thing.

00:39:17.640 Y'all use the same fucking frogs.

00:39:23.960 I can't tell if it's

00:39:25.120 Yarvin or Judas making fun of Yarvin half the time.

00:39:31.280 Sure.

00:39:32.560 Sure.

00:39:32.960 I like how you decided, I'm going to play a video game

00:39:35.480 with friends today, but I also need to be really mad.

00:39:37.640 Yeah, I mean, they're sort of...

00:39:38.840 I'm like, they'll make us in the mood to kill.

00:39:41.220 I think it's a good thing even when they're sort of presented with a...

00:39:42.940 I blew myself up.

00:39:44.140 ...or, should I say, misrepresented with...

00:39:47.820 Americans entered the chat.

00:39:49.720 ...very audible high school girl, you know, sneer.

00:39:54.680 I think our...

00:39:55.020 Oh, he...

00:39:55.820 Oh, jeez.

00:39:59.320 Okay, for those who didn't see that, Prudentialist came in from orbit.

00:40:02.960 landed squarely on me which i've never actually seen happen before did you walk right onto his

00:40:09.940 spot what am i supposed to do yeah i literally landed on him i was trying to figure out

00:40:14.960 oh my god it sounds like these meat sacks and they're laughing at us too i don't do

00:40:22.580 any journalists yeah i think yeah she'll take it in stride no no no no there's definitely

00:40:28.660 It wasn't a honeypot situation.

00:40:30.900 It was not a honeypot situation.

00:40:31.960 What are you laughing at, Dasha?

00:40:33.100 What are you laughing at?

00:40:34.140 I feel like I'm playing helldivers with a middle-aged academic Jew.

00:40:39.280 I wanted to capture the feeling of also doing more now.

00:40:43.100 Which is like in your earpieces, like some bitch telling you what to do.

00:40:46.600 Well, I'm married.

00:40:48.160 This is a real problem.

00:40:49.480 Like basically.

00:40:51.880 If I was just like banging chicks nonstop.

00:40:54.960 Is that what you do?

00:40:55.560 You bang chicks?

00:40:56.500 Yeah, he bangs chicks non-stop.

00:40:59.380 That's kind of like what a hetero guy does, right?

00:41:01.080 He bangs chicks.

00:41:02.800 It was.

00:41:04.020 I know.

00:41:05.600 See, that's the thing.

00:41:06.600 I know.

00:41:07.160 I know.

00:41:07.740 I got it.

00:41:08.480 No, I'm sorry.

00:41:11.920 Well, okay.

00:41:13.660 Did you ever have a period where you were doing that because you were maybe not famous, but

00:41:17.020 already was?

00:41:17.620 No, actually, because I was still married at that point.

00:41:21.880 Oh, shit.

00:41:22.520 I'm trying not to walk into a Gatling gun right now.

00:41:25.340 Crypto is in the dumps so I'm not actually rich now

00:41:28.140 So girls can kind of tell that when they look at you

00:41:30.200 Oh yeah, that's what girls always do

00:41:32.640 When you're crypto rich

00:41:34.020 Yeah, absolutely

00:41:35.660 I have to show my coin

00:41:38.160 Who was sucking Curtis Yarvin's dick?

00:41:41.320 I need to know

00:41:41.900 Is it these bitches?

00:41:45.040 No

00:41:45.300 Someone doesn't read Vanity Fair

00:41:48.380 It's me

00:41:50.540 It's me, I don't read Vanity Fair

00:41:52.260 Oh my god

00:41:54.980 And what do you get for it?

00:41:56.380 Is it a token that you can trade in?

00:41:57.520 I think this is some flirting.

00:41:58.960 Do you think that's what this is?

00:42:00.120 Does anybody listen to this?

00:42:01.480 Like, have you listened to this before?

00:42:03.040 No, no.

00:42:03.840 No, no.

00:42:04.920 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:05.920 If I have enough of it, Trump does this.

00:42:08.580 Like, if you have enough Trump coin, you can get lunch.

00:42:11.020 You know, I don't think you can get anything more, but you can get lunch.

00:42:14.540 But worse.

00:42:15.420 I see a Quasar cannon that I want to get.

00:42:18.980 I'm taking it.

00:42:19.740 I love you.

00:42:20.900 I love you.

00:42:21.820 I'll bet he does.

00:42:24.980 No one said that to me.

00:42:26.020 He laughs like a 1930s, like, villain tycoon, you know?

00:42:30.200 How do you girls feel about...

00:42:31.380 He laughs like the fucking Penguin from Batman Returns.

00:42:34.520 We've loved him.

00:42:36.600 He's a real person.

00:42:37.520 We've always loved him.

00:42:38.020 He's a real person.

00:42:38.860 Even if we had to be, like, down-low brothers about it.

00:42:40.740 He's a real person.

00:42:41.820 Everyone wants to be a Batman villain in this space,

00:42:44.220 but we only have one true one, and that's Curtis Yarvin.

00:42:46.520 But he's not, like, the Joker.

00:42:48.460 He's one of, like, the off-brand ones.

00:42:50.040 It's, like, one of the one-shots where it's, like,

00:42:52.680 There once was a billionaire who drank too much lemonade and now it's from the 60s, right?

00:42:58.160 He's the lemon man.

00:43:00.120 Yeah, he's not the penguin.

00:43:01.880 He's a different marine bird.

00:43:03.640 He's the booby.

00:43:05.320 It's me.

00:43:05.720 He's a booby.

00:43:06.560 He's the blue-footed booby.

00:43:08.180 It's me, Mr. Sour.

00:43:11.180 Woody Hoverhand.

00:43:12.020 Woody Hoverhand.

00:43:12.760 Did he hoverhand?

00:43:13.300 You suck, I'm not going to like it.

00:43:16.860 Hoverhanding actually ought to be considered a form of s*** fault because it actually shows

00:43:22.100 It shows that you're thinking

00:43:23.680 Blurred out a sexual assault

00:43:25.980 It shows that you're thinking about it

00:43:27.780 It actually shows that you actually

00:43:30.020 Just want to reach out

00:43:31.320 This is his big thought for the night

00:43:33.700 He's going to write three sub-sacts

00:43:36.420 It just proves that they want to just reach out

00:43:38.100 And fully grope

00:43:39.240 That's what I want

00:43:40.340 Do you know about your rank-a-tang

00:43:42.880 Neo-cameralist answer to sexual harassment

00:43:45.760 You know what's great

00:43:47.800 When you want to be kind of fucking edgy

00:43:49.660 And talk about rape

00:43:50.800 you know people diving into me but you want to talk about rape to be edgy but then you actually

00:43:56.520 can't say it but he did that on a friend's show which was so weird he was like desantis well i

00:44:01.300 mean i was about to say evolutionary psychology but i just look i i don't say race science but

00:44:06.240 if you look for me if i'm going to talk about rape i don't talk about rape you know you're not

00:44:10.960 gonna get me shocking and jiving if we look at if we look at male behavior in the great yeah but

00:44:17.620 you like to look at male behavior i mean i mean i mean he just set me up for that one

00:44:22.260 they show their asses these are the six but no the bonobo is the sex chimp

00:44:29.980 oh cool thanks curtis thanks tell me more about fucking monkey ass

00:44:34.520 all right put on many hassan this is killing me it's really bad

00:44:40.300 he's trying to do a joe rogan now there's a lot of lesbian sex

00:44:43.940 he's getting into the monkey grift too late

00:44:46.180 well they do like female bonding through like trivitism right you know like you know like

00:44:55.380 that was bad okay i'm getting live streaming five years ago

00:45:00.740 put on some just some music to fucking deal with that because at first i'm like okay there's no way

00:45:08.720 they would sell tickets for this and get people into a theater people have to get a babysitter

00:45:14.540 they need to you know sort out their whole fucking evening to go see this

00:45:18.540 right and they would just be like on stage he's like you ever seen a monkey

00:45:23.120 ass single in New York these days every time I hear a crazy statistic about you

00:45:32.780 know at like the dating market now I tend to believe it I just read one 41

00:45:36.300 live that said a quarter I don't know how they got this number but it was a

00:45:40.220 A quarter of Gen Z was aborted.

00:45:43.440 Something like that.

00:45:45.200 I don't know how you saw it, but I believe.

00:45:47.440 Nice.

00:45:49.420 Righteous.

00:45:50.540 But then it was like, you know, no one's having sex.

00:45:55.240 Or I think it's just one woman having sex with everyone in New York.

00:45:59.160 It's either one woman or one guy having sex with everybody.

00:46:02.540 okay there was one i was reading and it was like 48 percent of men ages 18 to 24 i think said that

00:46:11.480 they had not approached a woman in the last year it's because they're all happily married prude

00:46:17.900 you think that's it you think i don't think i don't think most gen z's married

00:46:21.980 no do you think i'm married and didn't tell anyone like that's how trad they are they did

00:46:28.880 the secret marriage they got the thing is that all gen z half a gen z this is i'm trad because

00:46:34.620 i'm horny i actually saw half of gen z got jewish married like to a child they married

00:46:42.300 their young cousin you mean to a gay baby

00:46:48.400 that they adopted they adopted a gay baby and then married it jewishly anonymous adonis says

00:46:56.500 yarvin is like a dad bod calendar man that's that's so good i missed that okay let's put

00:47:02.420 that up on the board we love this comment we just need angry angry comments angry angry that's also

00:47:12.480 banging chicks appreciator yeah man i love like hetero we're heterosexuality appreciators here

00:47:19.240 that's all if i see some heterosex hell yeah hey we got a 10 euro super chat from john isle with

00:47:26.360 love to witness the rest of this live but it's almost 5 a.m. here and i'm on a long bender

00:47:30.160 greetings from finland thank you john finn who was talking about the finnish recently saying

00:47:35.380 they know how to do it right quant was in is in finland he's talking about how white it is and

00:47:39.420 how it's easy to find girls it's easy to find girls but is he approaching them that's the

00:47:45.080 question i don't know well he's like fucking 19 so so that's the prime you know yeah he's not old

00:47:51.900 enough to have failed enough

00:47:53.500 at it to be bitter yet, I think.

00:47:56.180 That's true.

00:47:58.040 I wonder if there's any tricks

00:47:59.660 to picking up Finnish women.

00:48:02.180 Wheel of cheese.

00:48:04.040 Because that's what you do for, like,

00:48:06.240 you know, Eastern Europeans, but with

00:48:07.660 Finnish, I'm thinking it's some kind of...

00:48:09.660 Like, everything goes back to smoked fish.

00:48:11.700 Sauna.

00:48:13.980 You have to...

00:48:14.980 You have to be able to carry two yaks.

00:48:20.700 I tell you what,

00:48:21.560 No matter where you go in the world, you can't escape it.

00:48:23.520 You've got to be able to do the more plates, more dates thing.

00:48:26.780 You've got to lift.

00:48:28.380 Yep.

00:48:29.140 That's what it boils down to.

00:48:30.160 You've just got to lift.

00:48:33.280 Judas lifts every day, but he lifts, you know, like wheelbarrows of sod and things.

00:48:39.520 Yeah.

00:48:40.160 Not a bad thing.

00:48:41.760 That sucks.

00:48:42.220 Oh, by the way, Judas, I got some news.

00:48:44.600 Tell me.

00:48:45.340 Is it sod?

00:48:45.960 You got sod news?

00:48:47.280 First of all, I got someone in the chat looking for a new wood corner.

00:48:51.560 they need some wood news

00:48:53.500 alright alright

00:48:54.220 do you have any wood news we'll start with that

00:48:57.460 um wood news

00:48:58.720 I got uh

00:49:00.780 nope

00:49:01.780 he wanted to hear about

00:49:05.280 they said that in Canada

00:49:07.120 it seems that we're planning wildfires

00:49:09.580 every year now

00:49:11.120 I mean you want to call that wood news

00:49:13.720 but I think so

00:49:14.820 it's bad right now I can't

00:49:17.480 breathe here I've had to get my

00:49:19.480 inhaler in it's terrible

00:49:20.960 really yeah the last gate hasn't hit you there the last couple of days where i am it's been

00:49:26.020 like it was like the 32 degrees and today it was 16 degrees it's well it's been hot but

00:49:32.820 is there a fire near you yeah no it could the fire i think it's in like northern quebec but

00:49:37.460 the smoke went over us the last like day and a half and it's so heavy that it blocked out the

00:49:41.440 sun and it's been cold like fall cold you remember the last time this happened it turned out that

00:49:46.640 there was a guy out there.

00:49:48.560 One guy starting a lot of these fires.

00:49:50.200 And not like a psycho, but like a guy in a van

00:49:52.400 going mile by mile and starting fires

00:49:54.380 in specific locations that are hard to reach.

00:49:56.580 And that was in the news, and then it went away.

00:49:59.580 So you think that...

00:50:00.780 This is all speculative, of course.

00:50:02.640 I think so. I think that's exactly what it is.

00:50:05.180 Yeah, and then what do we do about that?

00:50:07.500 We say, yep, there's a guy starting fires again.

00:50:09.120 Let's obviously see the government that's doing it,

00:50:10.760 so you've got to change, change, change the government.

00:50:14.840 Just change it.

00:50:15.560 you know what i mean right change with a capital k with k

00:50:20.240 there's something so funny about that but change with a capital k

00:50:26.840 spelling it like an utter asshole

00:50:29.300 spelled like you would a kamala harris rally would spell it

00:50:34.900 i was laughing hysterically i don't know how this came up i was in some

00:50:39.840 fucking group chat but the idea came up

00:50:42.040 of making more boomers

00:50:43.780 and just the thought

00:50:46.120 alone of like

00:50:46.980 we need more of them

00:50:48.760 we have a boomer cloning machine

00:50:51.360 like a boomer cargo cult

00:50:54.140 like things were good when they were around

00:50:55.800 we need to stop some boomers

00:50:57.840 we need more boomers

00:51:00.260 like it's

00:51:01.100 it's so inverted from what

00:51:03.960 anyone would want

00:51:04.940 John Lemmings here

00:51:09.460 drinking and Finland is like water and ice in an alcoholic beverage it sounds

00:51:14.700 great it's kind of a convoluted way of saying that but I get what you're saying

00:51:17.440 them I think we're the only place in the world that doesn't like we're the only

00:51:22.180 non-alcoholic country I think that's a fair thing right what Canada like

00:51:27.760 compared to Germany compared to Eastern Europe compared to like I think in

00:51:32.840 Africa they're just like huffing shit and piss all the time like everyone's on

00:51:36.460 something i think my my german buddy drank all the time but i don't know if it was physiognomy

00:51:44.120 or what but he was never like like we would drink constantly and then we'd be up at work at 9am and

00:51:50.120 we'd be fine but we never drank that much that much at work we might drink at three but like

00:51:54.720 we wouldn't drink through the day well lucky you i'm just saying like he's got it that guy's got

00:52:02.000 it figured out you call it alcoholism but like they're fucking functional those germans

00:52:05.740 it's only alcoholism if you're bad at it yeah exactly that's true oh quick if you're good at

00:52:13.460 it it's just a hobby you're just an enthusiast all right so i took me until just now to figure

00:52:21.060 out what we're doing in this mission yeah same all right so i gotta i gotta set up i got okay

00:52:25.880 everyone's been setting up shit except me oh is this like we're defending the the base thing yeah

00:52:30.940 Oh, there it goes.

00:52:32.980 Nine seconds.

00:52:33.640 Yeah, it's time to put some turrets down.

00:52:35.600 Okay.

00:52:36.120 So for this mission, everyone, we're going to be hit by wave upon wave of people who want to just rip us apart.

00:52:43.680 And I got a story for you.

00:52:46.140 Judas showed his ass the other day.

00:52:49.100 He thought I was acting out of pocket for bringing a nuke to a cage match.

00:52:54.240 Yes, I was mocking him openly.

00:52:56.700 Yeah, I was being rude.

00:52:58.040 Who ended up saving the day?

00:52:59.340 You did.

00:52:59.700 we were cornered on the edge of the map like it was timing us out because we're running off the

00:53:03.980 edge of the map dimes drops the nuke and it was like perfectly spaced where it wiped the entire

00:53:09.420 map except the edge where we were standing and then we won it was just flawless and what i love

00:53:15.900 most with that story is i don't know how many times you might have told it but every time you

00:53:20.940 told it it's probably that i did that on purpose and i wasn't just like dropping a nuke and diving

00:53:27.180 away. Just the Hail Mary, yeah.

00:53:29.680 Diving away just myself

00:53:31.180 knowing that I'll save myself.

00:53:34.980 How many war stories are like that?

00:53:37.280 You know, your buddy,

00:53:39.140 the sniper, American sniper,

00:53:41.200 kills the guy who's about to kill

00:53:43.220 you when he was actually just trying to shoot you.

00:53:45.740 Yeah.

00:53:48.100 He's trying to

00:53:49.060 pull a fucking

00:53:50.500 boon from Fallout New Vegas.

00:53:53.080 Ah, I'll just kill him.

00:53:54.300 Team killing has always been a problem. Everyone's like,

00:53:56.700 like in World War II, only 20% of soldiers

00:54:00.320 ever fired their gun at the enemy.

00:54:02.160 It's like 80% of the time they're firing at each other.

00:54:05.240 At their wives.

00:54:08.780 That's why they wasted so many bullets

00:54:10.440 because every guy in the trenches

00:54:11.780 was holding up a photo of his wife

00:54:13.580 and everyone was shooting the photo.

00:54:18.640 You don't understand how much

00:54:20.160 these generations hated their wives.

00:54:22.660 so much that influenced an entire

00:54:28.440 generation of television humor

00:54:30.560 war used to

00:54:32.260 we used to have real wars

00:54:33.480 it was just one big take

00:54:36.300 what'd you do? we just shot

00:54:38.280 photos of our wives

00:54:39.480 that's why when they get back home

00:54:40.940 I don't want to talk about it

00:54:43.020 he just didn't want to talk

00:54:48.300 about what he did in there

00:54:49.320 he was having too good of a time

00:54:51.920 that's that uh i love killing things and it's just like when you translate a hebrew tweet

00:55:02.000 i love just like they might be the only people that still have fun at war i don't know

00:55:09.680 that's what uh the vitalists have been telling me but i i don't i won't let take i won't let

00:55:15.440 jews take having fun of war away from us yeah that used to be our thing see now like we've

00:55:22.660 been propagandized by so many videos where like oh my god it's chris kyle had to shoot a kid in

00:55:28.420 the chest and then he's got to spend this movie going where like the fucking israelis are like

00:55:37.080 Ha ha

00:55:40.920 Got him. Yeah, they love it. I think we need to up the difficulty for the next mission

00:55:48.160 Yeah, is this a follow-on from the previous one because this feels easy compared to the previous one

00:55:52.960 This is a pretty easy mission. Am I fucked up? This is just a wave defense. I thought this was on like

00:55:58.880 Extreme or something. No, we're on like level six difficulty. It's pretty easy

00:56:03.140 okay well okay sorry sorry mr level 95 okay someone just exploded me into a fire nice

00:56:14.520 let's see if i can hit you from here no don't don't hey i can see you no get out of here i got

00:56:23.380 you i got you what did you do how about that how about i shoot you in the spine that wasn't me

00:56:31.200 who did i shoot that was my wife okay okay everyone calm down everyone needs to just

00:56:40.540 she stepped away to check the door or something so i shot a woman in the back while she was like

00:56:46.940 asleep see you're enjoying war that's what we're just talking about that's war see it comes out

00:56:53.540 even when you're not trying oh i see what this is we gotta do the rocket launch okay i haven't even

00:56:58.720 been doing that we're just depending it just goes out on its own yeah you don't have to hit a button

00:57:02.720 this is an automatic thing they should put the button that would make it harder if you had to

00:57:06.880 run back over there to do the thing yeah whenever you think it's safe then you got to do it

00:57:12.060 yeah this is yeah this is a mission for people paying attention where we just fucking shoot a

00:57:18.800 missile um hey by the way what's you guys we didn't talk about this uh i hope you didn't

00:57:23.940 talk about this prudentialist but what do you think about that whole sydney sweeney ad

00:57:26.940 uh geo and i talked about it and i just i'm sure as you know because you work in advertising

00:57:34.060 diamonds that what like 90 of ad guys are raging shit libs these days oh yeah it's it's uh i'd say

00:57:41.420 it's 60 40 on the side of women too if you're working at an agency like do you know i i really

00:57:46.340 do think that it was just deliberately designed to cause uh some sort of discussion like yes

00:57:53.600 genes and it's just like i know how everyone's been so mind fucked from the last 10 years of

00:57:59.900 like just the trump era that they were only going to read this as one way and that one way was wow

00:58:05.840 what a lovely nazi advertisement yeah there's a couple things to talk about there so american

00:58:11.940 eagle seems to be the one handling it but it seems like a um advertising agency idea advertising

00:58:18.180 agencies tend to take swings like this where it's designed to be controversial and it's controversial

00:58:24.740 in such a tactical way by which i mean and i was explaining this actually responded to richard

00:58:31.140 spencer about this i don't know people agree with me but gross i said uh there's two things that the

00:58:36.180 ad does that tell me or at least make me think it was an agent oh jesus christ is a giant bug that

00:58:41.400 fell from the fucking sky um the first was that good genes everyone's reading that as eugenic and

00:58:49.520 i understand why they wouldn't it kind of is but the phrasing there is very careful in that even

00:58:55.320 boomers say good genes good genes can mean a lot of things it's not even trump says good genes

00:59:00.640 yeah it's it's not as eugenic as people are hoping even though it's like it gets right up the edge

00:59:07.140 secondly they're very careful about who they pick for that because sydney sweeney

00:59:13.100 while being attractive i'm not you know i know i get the thing where everyone says every woman is

00:59:17.980 a fat mid online i get that i like bullying people to suicide just as much as anyone else

00:59:22.780 but um but they picked her very carefully because while she is attractive she's actually not

00:59:29.540 uh threateningly pretty where there's women out there there's actresses like uh blake lively i

00:59:36.540 would say would be if you put blake lively in that ad women get pissed off women get really

00:59:42.880 defensive because she's actually it's it's annoying to them how pretty she is yeah in the

00:59:48.080 same way that there's certain like male actors where you're like okay well obviously sydney

00:59:52.180 is like the is like the kind of a loose dumb neighbor slut she's like it's she's hot but

00:59:58.340 yeah yeah yeah i think yeah i think she's hot but she's she's kind of retarded looking yeah right

01:00:03.960 no but that's the point that's what makes her hot is that she looks like you could take advantage

01:00:07.200 of her it's the implication you know alcohol syndrome eyes yeah yeah so that's why it works

01:00:12.760 and that's why i didn't get away with it that's why i think you know they're being kind of cute

01:00:15.820 with it but other than that i don't think it's as extreme as people think but uh interestingly

01:00:20.880 it looks as though american eagles walking it back and trying to run a more traditional ad which

01:00:27.800 they would have recorded already so they already had that in the back pocket for just such an

01:00:33.100 occasion but uh yeah i think i think uh everyone was excited about white people being back which

01:00:40.880 i mean they are in the sense that despite how you know tactical this ad might be they thought it was

01:00:47.840 safe enough to play around in these waters which does represent something of a vibe shift i don't

01:00:53.900 like using that term that much but i think people understand what that means so like it ain't

01:00:59.640 everything but it ain't nothing and maybe we'll see more of that at least in the ad space because

01:01:05.460 the ad space like they're they're just trying to if if if the signal has gone up that they can take

01:01:10.460 risks on things and it doesn't destroy the company then you're going to start seeing more places do

01:01:15.020 because advertisers are not they're actually not edgy they're hyper conservative you rarely see

01:01:22.140 interesting ads because everything is designed by committee unless you get a real rogue creative

01:01:27.680 director which don't exist anymore as far as i'm concerned unless you're in some kind of really

01:01:31.960 really small shop or something but like these things are so workshop to death it's almost

01:01:36.960 impossible to get an interesting idea out of anything but if this works then it'll be a green

01:01:43.060 light on anything like that and maybe that means hey maybe that means an anti great replacement ad

01:01:50.340 or you know playing around with that idea in the future who knows i don't know who i don't know who

01:01:54.120 would do it maybe it'd be a travel company it'd be something like weird like that i need a travel

01:02:00.520 company that says see the world but don't invite the world yeah exactly no that's something that

01:02:08.080 could work like you might and then they can they can ride the controversy and take it down but

01:02:13.860 that would be a great thing for one of those like nordic river or like those fjord cruises that they

01:02:19.880 have that like a lot of boomers go on where it's just like go somewhere where you feel at home and

01:02:25.260 it's just like a nice white scandinavian country and everyone knows what you mean but they they

01:02:30.960 don't really say it that's the game they they all have to play um i guess the question you want to

01:02:38.280 i feel like i'll blow the opportunity here you go here you go

01:02:43.580 i've got one are you passing to me because it's got no i've got one more i can call in

01:02:49.220 okay they're gonna be like it's got a fucking grenade in it okay i'm in a mech right now

01:02:54.560 everyone this is uh unprecedented and it just turns out that there's no fucking enemies on

01:03:00.580 I don't know if I've fucked up. That's why I set up the difficulty because there are basically no enemies on this wave survival map

01:03:06.700 Yeah, like I expected someone shooting me who?

01:03:10.960 Is that you?

01:03:18.340 Okay, so I I'm lying like the Titanic girl on the top of the wall. You can't even fucking see me. There you are

01:03:25.200 this is such an advanced form of team killing where you get someone else to kill your own

01:03:34.640 i shot off one of your arms for killing me okay well and now we're gonna lose

01:03:41.200 no more rules

01:03:44.860 can you imagine the fucking girls from red scare trying to play a game

01:03:50.400 this is like what nerds do

01:03:53.380 this is what

01:03:54.360 this is what like incels do

01:03:57.520 I'm gonna do vanilla Minecraft

01:03:59.380 I'm gonna

01:04:01.380 vanilla Minecraft

01:04:02.520 what if I like built a pussy

01:04:04.980 and I stood inside of it

01:04:06.480 yeah what if

01:04:09.080 what if a lot of things

01:04:10.440 am I on fire

01:04:13.860 I feel like

01:04:15.520 I get the sense I'm fucking this up

01:04:18.040 okay I gotta get out of here

01:04:19.280 yep there we go did someone die

01:04:21.920 someone did

01:04:23.140 okay good there's an ion storm in

01:04:25.900 progress right now which means we're getting bombarded

01:04:27.920 with electricity

01:04:28.640 how many

01:04:31.760 launching eight fucking rockets this is

01:04:34.000 just I mean

01:04:35.840 hey wood news I want to tell

01:04:38.040 a story of my failure I was trying to

01:04:40.080 um kind of espalier

01:04:41.860 my plum tree this is kind of

01:04:43.900 about wood oh thanks asshole

01:04:45.660 nice

01:04:47.460 i was doing wood nose from the top of the wall you're trying to espalier your plum tree yeah

01:04:54.580 it's like you you bend the branches that with metal wire to get it going in the right direction

01:04:58.320 they're really brittle i had no idea they're so brittle they're not they're green so they look

01:05:02.960 green they look like soft pliable wood but even a little bit of tension they snap and they're

01:05:07.520 quite woody on the inside which is i've worked with trees before i what's that surprised me so

01:05:12.780 learn from my mistake if you are ever trying to espalier a plum tree it sounds something that an

01:05:19.660 aristocrat would ask like a uh stout woman to do yeah well i mean it's an aristocratic tree

01:05:25.780 you look at you buy these they're like 400 bucks for the tree but you can make your own you can't

01:05:31.560 make your own tree no yeah no like you grow the tree but you train you train the branches into a

01:05:36.960 certain pattern as it grows so it takes years and years well if you did engineered wood but it was

01:05:41.740 just engineered wood trees.

01:05:43.640 He just made them. That's so Chinese.

01:05:45.840 It probably exists in China.

01:05:49.260 You spend

01:05:49.960 all your time 3D printing just natural

01:05:51.880 things. Yeah.

01:05:53.760 Oh, cool. I made the backrooms.

01:05:55.360 I made one of the

01:05:56.700 off-brand backrooms where I just took a bunch of

01:05:59.340 fucking video game assets and made a

01:06:01.300 fucking level of no one in and say,

01:06:03.040 is this fucked up? What if there was

01:06:05.280 a...

01:06:06.800 It's like a fucking nursery

01:06:09.320 but there's water on the floor.

01:06:10.740 You know what? Chinese cities are

01:06:12.780 actually asset-flipped. That's what

01:06:14.780 they are. I think about it.

01:06:16.800 No, that's the thing. I am thinking about it,

01:06:18.680 and you are right. That's not a joke.

01:06:20.540 Yeah.

01:06:22.320 Chinese people are just asset-flipped Japanese

01:06:24.620 people.

01:06:31.980 Oh, wait, we're extracting?

01:06:34.580 Yeah, we finished the mission. Nice.

01:06:36.840 It's like, who are you? I'm you,

01:06:38.560 but cheaper.

01:06:40.740 Who are you?

01:06:44.460 I'm you, but Chinese.

01:06:48.640 The first Chinese person,

01:06:50.180 and that doesn't mean anything yet.

01:06:52.740 Alright, I'm going to drop a bomb.

01:06:57.680 Okay.

01:07:05.140 Everyone's going to do a funny dance

01:07:06.900 before they get in the thing.

01:07:08.000 look everyone's just

01:07:11.180 okay there we go here we go

01:07:13.100 Mark Treble says I hope this stream

01:07:17.220 started with a land acknowledgement

01:07:18.840 yeah I acknowledge that

01:07:20.720 Nick Land's been posting coal

01:07:23.020 lately how about that how about

01:07:24.720 how about some of this

01:07:26.380 a right wing land

01:07:29.020 acknowledgement is acknowledging whatever

01:07:30.980 Nick Land did today

01:07:32.460 my right wing land acknowledgement is I liked when he

01:07:35.080 was incomprehensible

01:07:36.200 i like him less when he's just like shit posting about you know thank god the jewish intellectuals

01:07:44.600 are here that's literally what he said he's like if the jews abandoned us like the wasps did we

01:07:49.180 wouldn't have anyone i'm like well then i don't want anyone i don't i want a bunch of dummies

01:07:54.380 fine i'll be i'll be fine by the way uh what do we got here michi peachy i'm eating pasta

01:08:03.440 with sardines i just looked down and it's penne broccoli and spines nice um john lemming says

01:08:11.280 give up on plum go with peaches on the level what say you i don't think i can do peaches here

01:08:17.660 we're in zone what zone am i even i don't know what zone i am american i think i'm like zone

01:08:24.820 six canadian but yeah i don't think it's warm enough for p you know what i was looking at is

01:08:29.340 magnolias and they only have them in the south part of the province and you can't grow them here

01:08:33.160 If I can't grow magnolias, I don't think I can grow peaches.

01:08:37.440 Plums is already on the margin.

01:08:40.580 John Lemmings says,

01:08:41.440 I want a BS Vanilla 1.9

01:08:43.640 Minecraft server.

01:08:45.460 I think we can make that happen.

01:08:48.300 No.

01:08:49.180 Dimes getting groyped, says Bill Wilson.

01:08:51.740 I might be.

01:08:53.360 We got a lot of groyper fans.

01:08:57.720 Can someone tell Nick Land

01:08:59.260 to post on fucking Substack

01:09:01.080 like a normal person again?

01:09:03.160 where's he posting

01:09:05.920 no one knows

01:09:12.740 he had a blog at some point in time on

01:09:14.800 substack and then he never

01:09:15.920 I think he lost it in the same way he lost his original

01:09:19.080 outsideness

01:09:20.640 twitter account

01:09:21.480 what else is going to talk about here

01:09:26.600 hold on

01:09:27.200 here we go

01:09:33.020 Okay. I guess I need to pick the mission, right?

01:09:35.440 Yeah, you have to pick it.

01:09:36.060 All you, buddy.

01:09:38.000 Okay, do you want to do automatons then?

01:09:40.000 Sure.

01:09:41.120 All right. Where's a good place?

01:09:43.880 All right. Sure, here.

01:09:46.040 Okay.

01:09:46.460 So, run extreme. Should we stay extreme?

01:09:49.260 I'd go up one more level.

01:09:51.200 Okay.

01:09:52.100 There we go.

01:09:52.640 Suicide mission. Okay.

01:09:54.560 Nice.

01:09:55.020 Just like living.

01:10:00.120 All right. Suicide mission.

01:10:01.540 and this is not the highest that it goes

01:10:03.820 by the way people it goes up to

01:10:05.240 like hell diving 3

01:10:07.880 yeah you're

01:10:09.640 level 95 I'm the lowest

01:10:12.000 level here but I'm still cheap

01:10:13.180 I played this at launch with a bunch of friends

01:10:15.640 like a year ago

01:10:16.660 most Fridays I try to

01:10:19.640 stream a game night with friends

01:10:21.720 and this was popular

01:10:23.580 for a while

01:10:24.200 alright where are we going

01:10:27.140 I'm enjoying the time that I still

01:10:29.920 have being able to do these things i guess maybe we'll go down here sure what's what's the robot

01:10:38.060 what's going on there it says that is a large walker like fucking empire strikes back that you

01:10:45.520 get to take down nice fun all right if you have any energy weapons those are good against

01:10:52.020 anti-tank yeah like the quasar yeah the quasar is great nice all right too late i am starting

01:11:00.200 off ill-prepared that's okay one of us will die and you can have them

01:11:06.580 oh by the way speaking of advertising people always send me advertisements that they see

01:11:16.040 and i think it might be a joke but like is this good marketing times and i didn't know that

01:11:21.720 israel was just running these billboards recently they're like these pink billboards oh the the

01:11:27.300 jew belong ones yeah jew belong i don't know if those are new or they've been doing it no those

01:11:31.320 have been going on well they've been they've been going on since october 7th because there was one

01:11:36.140 so if you in the there was one in the dfw area that like right as you got to downtown dallas

01:11:40.700 there was one where it was like we're only 60 or 70 plus years since the you know the chambers and

01:11:46.820 they're like so i think i have every reason to be concerned and it's just like man which is going

01:11:54.500 so dallas it's literally them saying like we can do this because the holocaust whatever this is

01:11:59.960 and just buying a billboard in your face outside your house um but from the perspective of just

01:12:09.360 straight up advertising they are good billboards in the fact that they're designed very simply

01:12:14.600 they're very bold and um for anyone who's looking for a slice of ad church right now that's actually

01:12:22.060 how you do design a billboard um because when people jesus i know you probably use this because

01:12:27.300 you're a design guy when you're designing something in illustrator or in design what

01:12:31.560 photoshop whatever it might be you're probably designing on a blank canvas so the bias in your

01:12:38.060 design is going to be here's my design surrounded by nothing it exists in a vacuum when in reality

01:12:44.460 whatever it is you're designing from a billboard to a book cover or whatever it's got to compete

01:12:51.560 with the world around it so people tend to over design everything um and billboards are the worst

01:12:58.700 like you you've probably never seen a good billboard we we actually so in the field that i

01:13:03.940 was in we worked with that a lot like when you would design something you have to do a rendering

01:13:07.640 of it and kind of a you have to do some shots of it in the place where it's going to go and even if

01:13:13.580 you don't know where it is you have to build like an avatar position for it to sit in so you know

01:13:18.080 where what it's going to look like in that position and i wondered like do other people do

01:13:22.420 that and that makes sense like if you're doing a billboard they would probably at least go to site

01:13:26.920 if there was a couple of key positions they knew they wanted to put it they would go and figure

01:13:30.080 that out right like if it's if it's against other buildings or if it's against the sky or if it's

01:13:34.540 in a cornfield yeah because i used to work at an agency a long long time ago where i designed a

01:13:39.720 Dilbert.

01:13:42.100 Dilbert.

01:13:42.680 What if every billboard was Dilbert?

01:13:46.560 But I designed them, and that occurred to me that, you know,

01:13:50.000 for these billboards to work, they have to be viewable in a split second

01:13:53.540 as you're hurtling past it at the speed of sound.

01:13:57.500 So it's got to be simple, and everyone wants to put, like,

01:13:59.800 their website on it and shit.

01:14:01.120 I'm like, they can't read that.

01:14:03.120 They're not going to remember it, but it needs to be one message.

01:14:06.220 They almost need to be propagandistic in their design.

01:14:09.200 as much basic

01:14:11.780 iconography or delivery of a single

01:14:13.880 message and

01:14:15.500 so ironically those Jewish

01:14:17.880 ones are probably the only good billboards that are out there

01:14:19.940 so I'm saying and I hate to

01:14:21.920 say it I wish our guys could

01:14:23.680 have our own

01:14:25.780 billboards basically but if

01:14:27.740 you want to compete with that if you

01:14:29.780 want to say we need our own

01:14:31.680 Do you want a Bloods satellite billboard?

01:14:33.780 I considered it they're not expensive

01:14:35.620 honestly. No they're not

01:14:37.180 I've

01:14:37.860 seen

01:14:39.860 in my neck of the woods

01:14:42.540 oh shit, I just got thrown halfway across the map

01:14:45.020 I've seen billboards for

01:14:48.980 streamers before

01:14:51.080 in the triple X

01:14:52.760 when you buy billboards with the company

01:14:55.160 the agency or whoever is going to try and do it

01:14:57.080 is sell you on a big package

01:14:59.120 so we're going to put you on every

01:15:01.020 billboard in the city or across

01:15:03.000 the American Southwest or

01:15:04.980 something

01:15:05.520 um but if you want to just get one it ain't even that hard no it's not they're honestly they're

01:15:13.720 giving the shit away at this point um just like newspaper advertising you know i used to work at

01:15:18.720 an agency that did a lot of traditional advertising okay well i just got blown up yeah most of the

01:15:23.680 robots i those are the walkers that were yeah but like they're shooting at you you should hide you

01:15:29.340 You should just crawl away and hide.

01:15:31.620 That's not hell diving.

01:15:33.540 Sorry.

01:15:35.200 Don't you want to live?

01:15:36.740 No, I'm trying to be hetero.

01:15:41.320 I'm trying to die hetero, not live gay.

01:15:47.340 He's like, this isn't living.

01:15:50.080 I don't want Truvada.

01:15:51.520 I want to die.

01:15:52.640 This isn't life.

01:15:53.840 This is gay.

01:15:55.280 Where are we supposed to shoot these guys?

01:15:57.040 Like in the leg or what?

01:15:58.100 I guess I have no idea actually how you take these things down

01:16:01.540 I think wherever they glow

01:16:03.220 You just have to treat this like it's Terry Davis

01:16:05.660 You just have to run over

01:16:07.080 You did it

01:16:08.860 That's what I was going to say

01:16:10.240 I keep getting my shit ruined

01:16:14.120 There's no two ways about it

01:16:16.240 How's my health full but my legs broken?

01:16:20.840 That's a metaphor

01:16:21.780 As you can see at home

01:16:23.720 All my bullets are bouncing off this

01:16:25.340 I don't know what I'm doing

01:16:26.620 okay i think i think we need a hell bomb oh shit okay so i got that shield generator

01:16:36.340 i know shit i'm getting shot in the face i hate getting shot in the face this sucks

01:16:40.980 it sucks man that's where that really sucks that's where it really hurts i keep being on

01:16:46.400 fire and shot in the face this isn't this isn't going good oh no oh no ah geez

01:16:52.540 guys a robot killed my wife

01:16:56.280 oh shit

01:16:57.400 can you imagine Spain was doing that in every single war

01:16:59.340 oh no this isn't going so good

01:17:01.240 we start over

01:17:02.040 we start the war over

01:17:03.920 I said a robot killed my wife she leans over

01:17:06.700 she's like I was killed by dimes

01:17:08.240 if you think about that is what the aboriginals

01:17:12.740 have been doing ever since

01:17:13.480 can we do the war again can we do colonialism

01:17:16.820 dude I don't like those

01:17:18.680 we call that Indian living

01:17:22.340 okay i'm i'm flying i'm like a it's like i'm like turkey flying in the sky

01:17:28.960 i want to appreciate indian living is a fucking great bit i didn't laugh appropriately but that

01:17:34.600 we need to put that one in the back pocket put it up on the board people call that an indian

01:17:40.060 an indian liver okay now i need to strategize what the fuck am i doing what is going on this

01:17:47.920 is chaos yeah this is uh fighting the bots that's always chaos this is this is also we spawned right

01:17:55.200 in front of the convoy so we just got fucked from the get-go this is like real war and i don't like

01:18:01.400 it i don't like fearing for my life i don't like being overwhelmed i don't like you when the enemy

01:18:06.020 shoot back can we do the war over i thought the gulf war was supposed to solve this

01:18:11.580 i was told there was going to be no poetry after auschwitz i don't know what to tell you man

01:18:17.840 did anyone tell these fucking

01:18:22.060 substack whores there's no poetry after

01:18:24.100 Auschwitz

01:18:24.720 find a woman

01:18:28.200 writing poetry online right now

01:18:30.360 open up a new

01:18:32.300 tab just start telling them there's no poetry after the

01:18:34.280 holocaust no no no I know exactly who to do that

01:18:36.200 too you should just go to one of

01:18:38.080 Sandbatch's substacks

01:18:40.360 on poetry

01:18:41.100 um excuse

01:18:44.120 me Sandy

01:18:44.980 um i don't know if they told you there's no poetry he's gonna call me i was like who are

01:18:51.180 you pretending to be right now like who are you lampoon like i don't know i don't i don't know

01:18:54.980 what i'm doing anymore which one of you on twitter told me to do this

01:18:59.200 i don't know if sam batch is mad at me because i keep saying i have to get him like a native

01:19:06.620 american girlfriend does he cry when he's mad at you no i think he stop crying when he's mad at

01:19:13.700 He needs dark magic

01:19:15.780 in his life. His whole problem

01:19:17.920 is that he's got a certain type of woman

01:19:20.000 he goes after, but I'm like, you've been doing it all wrong.

01:19:21.860 You need like

01:19:22.520 some kind of

01:19:25.020 a woman who has

01:19:27.800 spells and shit.

01:19:30.120 And a boy love sometimes.

01:19:31.540 He's done that already.

01:19:33.300 Do it again.

01:19:35.880 Just do it again.

01:19:37.480 He didn't do it hard enough.

01:19:41.160 What are we supposed

01:19:41.900 to be? Oh, okay.

01:19:43.700 I know.

01:19:44.860 I'm like, what the fuck is our...

01:19:46.720 Oh, I can't even do the objective, because it's near a fucking

01:19:49.340 stratagem blocker.

01:19:53.160 Why don't we do

01:19:54.020 level 12?

01:19:56.160 Why don't we do level 15, guys?

01:19:57.660 And now look at us.

01:19:59.100 We went up one level. We just decided to fight the bots

01:20:01.820 instead of the bugs.

01:20:03.720 Making fucking fools of ourselves

01:20:06.200 in front of the about-to-be-arresteds.

01:20:08.620 you're embarrassing me in front of the felons

01:20:14.740 wait in the car dad

01:20:18.920 do you think it's just i need to know from you because your girls are older

01:20:27.760 is like like young girls rolling their eyes at their parents does that happen just no matter

01:20:33.360 what you do oh yeah no no no they're already doing that there's no way around it my eldest

01:20:37.700 got to the, oh, dad, you always

01:20:39.700 say that when she was like two and a half years old.

01:20:44.440 I always wonder about that.

01:20:45.740 There's no way around it. It doesn't matter if you're

01:20:47.880 a fucking...

01:20:49.480 It doesn't matter if you're Hitler himself.

01:20:51.540 Your daughters would roll their eyes at you.

01:20:53.540 Yep.

01:20:54.660 Did I do some stupid...

01:20:56.920 You know whose daughter doesn't do that?

01:21:00.220 Kim Jong-un's.

01:21:02.700 Do we know that for sure?

01:21:04.240 It's because her eyes are so slanted.

01:21:07.700 What do you mean killed by dimes?

01:21:11.040 How am I killed by dimes?

01:21:12.860 It says that a lot.

01:21:14.420 It really does.

01:21:15.560 Where is the...

01:21:16.320 There it is.

01:21:17.260 Bill Wilson, correct the point.

01:21:19.400 Dimes getting people cursed by Jewish witches.

01:21:22.340 I never said Mary Jewish.

01:21:24.500 I never would.

01:21:25.240 Yeah, like Native American or Malgoff.

01:21:29.580 Bill's also, Auschwitz, whatever happened there?

01:21:34.160 I have a lot of poetry there.

01:21:36.120 I love Auschwitz.

01:21:37.260 What happened with that?

01:21:38.620 Just asking people.

01:21:43.860 We'll be able to call you guys back in

01:21:45.700 in just a second.

01:21:46.280 Yeah, no worries.

01:21:47.100 That's so fucking funny.

01:21:48.040 A guy who vaguely remembers.

01:21:49.780 What was that again?

01:21:51.100 Holocaust?

01:21:51.740 He's asking for an update.

01:21:52.820 Yeah.

01:21:53.860 Whatever.

01:21:56.800 Boom.

01:21:57.600 Jesus.

01:21:58.680 Oh, man.

01:21:59.620 Getting shot in the back in this game sucks.

01:22:02.240 Yes.

01:22:03.260 Dude, yes.

01:22:05.340 I got a hell bomb here.

01:22:07.040 I'm gonna throw a hell bomb at you better do it whatever I'm leaving

01:22:11.540 called it okay shit nevermind it's down I'm blown up for real so how's

01:22:21.740 everybody's week I didn't even tell you about the brisket oh yeah it was that the

01:22:26.480 story what's the story just full pack proper brisket attempted for the first

01:22:32.420 time and it actually it came out pretty good nice um and and that's a lot of me to fuck up so you're

01:22:40.980 sweating the entire time yep wondering if you're doing it right and i actually did it right it's

01:22:46.140 not as moist as some of you know because there's it's pretty good it's not dry it's slightly drier

01:22:53.640 than i would have wanted compared to like the best i've ever had but other than that i think

01:22:58.800 that's just tweaking it and uh yeah so anyway long story short i did it and that was the last

01:23:04.740 one that was the last type of meat i had to do before i'm like before i can buy myself the

01:23:08.900 leather apron with the chain oh we lost we lost him this is kiss the cook raping the other cooks

01:23:17.060 is that your is that your apron it just says rape the cook

01:23:22.320 that says kiss the cook me who's raping the other cooks and in brackets you

01:23:26.340 are we doing this fucking convoy anymore are we are we trying to blow this up okay

01:23:33.520 okay how can i take this down by myself fucking ammo how can i take this on by myself

01:23:40.740 i'll let you do that i'm gonna they seem to have a lock on me with their huge huge lasers but maybe

01:23:51.060 if we try hard enough if i'm wildly enough oh i also can't call in any bombs okay so

01:23:56.100 So what I'm going to do, maybe if I shoot the red parts, okay.

01:24:00.280 I just took the equivalent of Abram's tank in my face.

01:24:06.100 Okay, now everyone's...

01:24:07.380 Convoy has left mission area.

01:24:09.740 Oh, mission...

01:24:10.380 Cool, mission failed.

01:24:11.880 Well, that little side thing was.

01:24:14.180 Oh, great, they got tanks, and I'm right in front of it.

01:24:17.920 How's Dimes going to get out of this one?

01:24:20.500 My thing I like to do is dive face first off of cliffs.

01:24:23.540 uh if jay ford is still around i guess he could join since judas and them left

01:24:30.220 are they not here no they disconnected like two minutes ago we're not even in the stream

01:24:35.960 did they lose internet connection what a couple of fucking apes he's always doing this he's always

01:24:41.600 letting me down leaving me to fucking is he known for the irish goodbye he would take a high offense

01:24:49.960 at being implied that he's Irish.

01:24:52.580 You don't have to be Irish

01:24:53.980 to do the Irish goodbye.

01:24:57.340 You just have to bomb a car.

01:24:59.640 This has just turned into another episode

01:25:01.200 of Do You Even Read?

01:25:02.500 It's so true!

01:25:04.520 You know who's really great

01:25:06.780 is Heidegger.

01:25:10.860 Find me another girl to yell at.

01:25:15.200 Yell about since last time.

01:25:16.460 Take that shield generator.

01:25:17.640 oh by the way now would be a good time for me to talk about show news because since i haven't

01:25:22.580 brought it up on the last two i'm supposed to bring up uh for people who don't listen to do

01:25:27.760 you even read absolutely start that uh we just did an episode of myself from prudentialist on

01:25:32.960 monday a great book yeah i loved it called anti-memetics um it's not dissimilar from this

01:25:40.860 show, except both of us read

01:25:42.900 the book.

01:25:45.780 We read, so you

01:25:46.860 don't have to. Yes, we read

01:25:48.820 to end literacy. Okay, here he is.

01:25:51.140 Come here, Dimes. There's a shield generator

01:25:52.960 thing for you. Judas is here.

01:25:55.440 Oh, he's here. Good. Boom.

01:25:56.780 There.

01:25:59.020 Can you hear us, Judas?

01:26:00.740 Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me? Hey!

01:26:04.020 Oh, shit.

01:26:04.960 Look at all that crap over there.

01:26:07.000 Also, we

01:26:08.080 and we would talk about this on

01:26:10.420 x and our telegram account but i've never mentioned on the show we have an event coming up uh the

01:26:17.580 second in a couple weeks in fact i believe it's uh august the weekend of august the 15th uh we are

01:26:24.040 doing a it's called the northern exposure excursion uh we have rented oh who just left and came back

01:26:32.620 again okay there we go hold on that is a lot of shit that they just dropped on us there we go

01:26:37.920 yeah it's an event we rented a cabin

01:26:40.520 and we've been selling tickets

01:26:42.120 for people to come out

01:26:44.640 and meet us plus a few

01:26:46.720 other Canadian content creators

01:26:48.520 I know

01:26:50.620 for a fact John Carter is going to be there

01:26:52.620 Catgirl Kulak is going to be there

01:26:54.720 there's going to be a few others

01:26:55.940 people from our community people from other communities

01:26:58.300 so if you're interested

01:26:59.560 in meeting up having some

01:27:02.500 fun there's going to be fishing

01:27:04.140 there's going to be canoeing there's going to be hiking

01:27:06.320 There's going to be a big fire.

01:27:08.180 There's going to be people just doing fun things.

01:27:11.780 There's going to be maybe some talks at some point, nothing formal, but the purpose is having fun, getting together and actually having a good time with our types.

01:27:23.320 So you can go to the website.

01:27:25.960 It's at coacanada.com.

01:27:28.900 You can look for tickets to the Northern Exposure Excursion on there.

01:27:33.720 tickets vary between 350 and 400 and that is literally just to make our money back

01:27:40.240 on wait 350 canadian yeah oh that's a fucking steal it it actually is um for for me i always

01:27:48.580 feel bad about charging but it's uh two nights and all food is covered i should mention that all

01:27:53.680 food uh beverages activities everything is all inclusive so it actually is a pretty good deal

01:28:01.160 it just so happens that everyone's always broke anyway.

01:28:03.640 So I always feel bad.

01:28:04.460 It's so true.

01:28:05.480 But that's why we are literally just making our money back on this

01:28:08.920 so it's not just to turn a profit on people.

01:28:11.400 And I'm extremely excited about this.

01:28:14.560 The closer we get, hosting an event is always a bit of a stressful endeavor.

01:28:21.920 But I don't know, man.

01:28:22.980 This one feels fun.

01:28:24.240 And the story behind it was we've been to these events before.

01:28:28.320 We hosted a speaking events in December of last year.

01:28:32.340 I know people go to the shieldings events and things like that.

01:28:35.340 And people have told us that we did two things.

01:28:38.920 One was we'd listen to people who had said the best parts of some of these events are just where they get to hang out with people after the talks and everything and get to network and just drink and hang out.

01:28:49.740 And I said, well, why don't we just do that?

01:28:52.140 And then secondly, we did a informal poll from everyone and everyone said they want to do camping.

01:28:57.720 that was the resounding success

01:28:59.720 the problem is that when you say camping

01:29:01.640 everyone has a different definition of what camping is

01:29:04.320 so a lot of the people

01:29:06.140 who said they want to go camping

01:29:08.040 they meant going rucking for two days

01:29:10.200 in the fucking jungle

01:29:12.380 primeval and anything less than that

01:29:14.460 is pathetic

01:29:15.380 so the fact that we have a cabin

01:29:18.200 and we're doing outdoor stuff that's not enough

01:29:20.320 we're going to work up to that in fact

01:29:21.920 we have other events planned where we actually

01:29:23.700 do proper camping

01:29:26.340 we go out in there and then do some proper survival stuff but we're just getting our uh

01:29:32.540 feet wet on this one anyway this is a very long roundabout way of saying some tickets are still

01:29:37.120 left we're gonna be i'm it's gonna be so fun and if you want to be a part of it everyone gets a

01:29:43.660 bed everyone you know you don't need to i always keep in mind people like my wife who says she

01:29:49.780 likes camping but she needs a washroom so this is a massive cabin with like it sleeps 30 people

01:29:57.780 and there's tons of rooms tons of beds tons of washrooms showers all that shit so it's not

01:30:02.580 technically it's not anywhere close to camping if you if you want to if you want to split hair

01:30:08.740 it's like a like a lodge it's like a conference center not a conference center but it's a lodge

01:30:13.720 it's like from retreats and shit

01:30:15.300 but it's in the woods so it's nice

01:30:17.200 okay am I crazy

01:30:19.600 or are we doing a good job

01:30:21.480 on this mission now

01:30:22.320 yeah after the hard part got

01:30:25.220 taken care of it's been pretty easy

01:30:27.460 what are you saying

01:30:31.600 prude

01:30:32.140 we had to run away

01:30:34.200 also I don't know if I mentioned this before

01:30:39.360 but we have a Spotify playlist

01:30:41.220 based off it's filled with the

01:30:43.300 songs from the intros of these live streams people have been requesting it so we provide links to

01:30:49.220 that on our telegram account and x and elsewhere so if you actually just want to get that music

01:30:53.600 it's pretty easy to subscribe to also the next oh the big news actually is since we hit episode 300

01:31:01.160 we put a few more of the older older episodes near the paywall or behind the paywall rather

01:31:06.800 So the first 150 episodes of Blood Satellite are only accessible from the Patreon or the Gumroad.

01:31:16.600 And if you subscribe to the Gumroad, you also get access to the soundboard, all kinds of shit.

01:31:21.660 There's a lot of extra content.

01:31:23.760 Behind that, it's $5 a month.

01:31:25.180 So first $150, and then, you know, it is what it is.

01:31:30.860 If you want to hear us before, we were so good at this.

01:31:35.280 That's where you find it out.

01:31:36.440 best content is still real secret coffee hours to pay for oh yeah real secret i love that show

01:31:42.120 i love if you want to hear me angry for two hours if you want to hear me just like complain

01:31:47.560 about people specifically you want to hear me like um ruin my chances of ever working with

01:31:54.440 half the people in the space you know go if you want to see a man slowly destroying his career

01:32:00.620 go listen to real secret coffee hours it's the type of content that i would love to listen to

01:32:06.300 you ever want to listen to a man say all the things

01:32:09.400 I can't say on twitter

01:32:10.660 go purchase real secret coffee hours

01:32:13.160 okay I'm facing down a giant

01:32:15.200 robot right now

01:32:16.240 oh yeah shit

01:32:16.860 love it

01:32:19.260 oh look at that guy

01:32:21.000 I threw a big bomb

01:32:23.080 okay let's see what happens

01:32:26.160 did you get him?

01:32:28.220 I think that took care of it

01:32:29.220 there you go buddy

01:32:32.020 we are just in sync

01:32:34.720 I'm not going to take your anti-tank thing

01:32:43.300 Imagine all the audio

01:32:45.800 Oh you can take those anti-tank things

01:32:49.360 They like respawn every like 10

01:32:50.860 30 seconds

01:32:52.480 Oh shit okay

01:32:54.400 Well 50 but it's pretty quick

01:32:56.960 You're using numbers like my wife does

01:33:01.020 She's like 20 was it

01:33:02.760 Well, it was like 12, 15.

01:33:04.240 That's a girl math for you.

01:33:06.160 Shut up.

01:33:09.120 Just say in a second

01:33:10.860 and think of the number you meant.

01:33:12.320 It's like a billion, was it?

01:33:13.840 Well, it's five.

01:33:14.760 Okay, I mean, a billion didn't sound real,

01:33:17.620 but I can't trust five either now.

01:33:25.880 You've been watching anything good lately?

01:33:29.100 What do you do, Jius?

01:33:30.380 What do you do in your spare time?

01:33:31.520 Who, me?

01:33:32.300 Yeah.

01:33:32.760 Oh, I told you

01:33:34.520 I'm building a robot. I'm building a big

01:33:36.500 robot, so I've been working on that.

01:33:39.080 Okay, so...

01:33:40.300 You're building the Will Stansel

01:33:42.220 sodomizer. I'm building... Yes.

01:33:46.580 Do you think that if we looked

01:33:48.600 up

01:33:48.820 the story of Will Stansel

01:33:52.260 being raped by

01:33:54.380 AI or conceivably a robot...

01:33:56.600 I'm half

01:33:57.940 tempted to ask

01:34:00.100 more of our degenerate

01:34:02.500 friends you think there's already rule 34 that shit absolutely that's that's a good question

01:34:08.480 i'm gonna look at that but i'm also wondering do you think that moved the market on ai investment

01:34:13.140 when that story dropped like that made the line go up probably it's like you know i'm just thinking

01:34:21.100 of uh fucking fisto the robot side quest from fallout new vegas just some people are really

01:34:27.860 into that shit not that i'm one of them i was really bearish on ai until i heard that i could

01:34:34.580 rape a dork and uh now i think they wanted that i didn't think this was going to be the next

01:34:42.740 quantum computing but okay if you know it'd be difficult for us to completely enter into this

01:34:51.820 hypothesis but let's say you are will stancil is it better to be raped by an american ai or a chinese

01:35:00.000 ai uh probably chinese ai it's probably not gonna penetrate as much it's not gonna hurt as much right

01:35:08.000 because they're working off the chinese model you know they're working off their data sets

01:35:14.900 they're statistically smaller on average why not i was i was laughing so hard i almost ran into a

01:35:20.400 tank, climbed in the fucking turret, and

01:35:22.300 pulled out a sandwich.

01:35:28.160 This is a dumb question, but

01:35:29.500 in war, do you bring your

01:35:32.240 lunch to the front? I think they

01:35:34.260 just give you an MRE, buddy.

01:35:37.260 Yeah, I mean,

01:35:38.180 I kind of knew that as I was saying it.

01:35:40.080 I'm like, I hope no one answers this.

01:35:42.420 I just like the idea that you're, like,

01:35:44.540 in the AC-130,

01:35:46.220 and you're just, like, trying to, like, cram

01:35:48.060 whatever food you got into a fucking brown

01:35:49.920 paper bag, like, ah, jeez.

01:35:51.880 I'm going to go to war on an empty stomach.

01:35:54.260 I did hear that about, and

01:35:55.920 Judas, you can correct me on this, but I think

01:35:57.980 we talked about it on the show. I remember hearing that

01:36:00.060 in the Chinese military specifically, they

01:36:02.040 did need to bring their own lunch

01:36:03.960 from home because they didn't have enough money to feed

01:36:06.060 all of the soldiers. Does that

01:36:08.100 sound plausible?

01:36:10.960 He's not here.

01:36:12.000 He is not. He is gone, Judas.

01:36:14.020 He dropped out again.

01:36:15.960 Oh, Zedda says, by girl math, do you

01:36:18.000 mean all those women who save up coupons

01:36:19.840 and pay $17 for the goods instead of $259, I guess.

01:36:26.160 That's fine.

01:36:27.920 That's good girl math.

01:36:30.580 There's home economics and then there's girl math.

01:36:34.340 Girl math is like anticipating how long it'll take her to get ready.

01:36:39.460 Also, girl math means that, oh, there's a sale,

01:36:42.860 so you have to buy something you never would have bought anyway,

01:36:46.700 but it is on sale, so you feel like you have to.

01:36:49.120 You know what I mean?

01:36:49.520 yeah absolutely so that is real math in the sense that you think you're saving money but you never

01:36:53.880 are you're actually spending more money you're spending slightly less of extra money

01:36:58.860 that's why i never take advantage of a sale i did not think we'd be doing this well i credit

01:37:06.740 one tells me that i should be fighting this hard in a war like i'm trying to retrieve the epstein

01:37:11.300 files listen buddy i have retrieved the epstein files and those pages have stuck together so much

01:37:18.800 you cannot read them remember that woman who like blew who like killed herself outside of

01:37:26.220 youtube headquarters remember that and she was kind of yeah that was what the first trump

01:37:31.660 administration is when that happened right why don't we ever see people do that for cool stuff

01:37:36.220 like no no no so there was the guy who lit himself on fire outside of the trump like one

01:37:43.420 of the hearings and he wrote a substack saying like this like trump is awful and there's going

01:37:49.500 to be this like crypto like takeover of the world and it's awful uh he like killed himself for real

01:37:56.680 schizo reasons and uh that's as close to cool as i guess i've seen lately i've never really

01:38:05.600 seen someone set themselves on fire for a reason that i would deem is sensible i don't think there

01:38:11.520 is a sensible reason to light yourself on fire you should let yourself on fire for the epstein

01:38:17.580 files i think that would do it that would let them know do you see martyr maids and interviewing

01:38:24.020 a ryan dawson i saw it i did not well i saw it in my notifications um but i did not i did not watch

01:38:33.780 it in in the back like i said i really watch no one's content the camera just like you

01:38:40.960 most of the content i actually do consume is actually reading like i don't i substack for

01:38:48.700 me has been the the place for actual drama the camera just zooms in on ryan dawson's head

01:38:56.640 just an x-ray of his brain and it's just him screaming take that whitney webb again and again

01:39:03.160 again in increasing volume

01:39:04.900 turns out it's better when a man

01:39:09.320 does it Whitney sorry although she was

01:39:11.280 on a she was on a show a couple

01:39:13.220 of days like I want to say like two weeks ago

01:39:14.920 I have it saved on my

01:39:17.180 watch later playlist which

01:39:19.140 means I'll probably never fucking watch it because

01:39:21.220 like my YouTube feed will be like this is

01:39:23.180 from your watch later playlist and I'm like it's a debate

01:39:25.380 from like six years ago and I'm like

01:39:27.140 I'm never gonna fucking watch this take that off the list

01:39:29.620 Jeff Grepe versus

01:39:31.180 Andy Worski what the fuck

01:39:33.060 when did this happen why is dave green arguing for less democracy on modern day debate what the

01:39:39.040 fuck dave green argues with an insufferable liberal i mean this could be from any year

01:39:44.060 i had a friend just messaged me now he's like you're streaming without me

01:39:50.800 less i and i'm like well who is that uh a a mutual of mine on twitter who i know irl but also

01:39:59.460 he was a podcaster some years back

01:40:02.200 and I'm just like well

01:40:03.260 you're not Blood Satellite

01:40:05.340 I'm literally getting the steam notifications

01:40:08.440 in real time

01:40:09.100 I was supposed to do

01:40:11.620 drive time movie night

01:40:13.680 yesterday

01:40:15.040 with Capitalissimo and I was

01:40:18.100 unable to because I had a

01:40:20.200 family emergency

01:40:22.660 oh no

01:40:23.820 is everything okay

01:40:25.100 yeah I guess it's

01:40:27.880 it's interesting i kind of want to talk about just to prove to him i wasn't lying because i

01:40:31.500 really do want to go and it's i hate making up an excuse to miss something mere hours before

01:40:37.300 because it seems like you're making it up uh but basically my uh little cousin committed suicide

01:40:43.500 oh my god and it was a girl i've known her her entire life and that's the story i just received

01:40:51.660 to call merely a few hours before uh from my grandmother and uh that's all basically you know

01:40:59.400 everything i know right now about it and so in the back of my mind and i hate to talk like this

01:41:04.660 because it's you shouldn't say this stuff but i'm like girls don't usually do that

01:41:11.280 what are we sure that's what happened certainly she usually when a young woman does something

01:41:20.840 like that it is mainly due to bullying or well she's like 30 something and she was engaged to

01:41:29.420 be married to a man that she's known for i don't know christ like 10 years or so she's and of that

01:41:38.600 family unit that she was a part of her entire life she uh she was diagnosed with adhd um even

01:41:46.780 know you know how do we all feel about those diagnoses we all think they're made up right i

01:41:50.860 tend to agree because she was fine and she was charming and uh intelligent and uh of that family

01:41:59.180 unit she was the only one seemingly that wasn't a chain smoking alcoholic so she was the only one

01:42:04.620 who really seemed to have it together as far as it's a bad thing to say obviously but uh she even

01:42:10.540 got her family jobs at the place where she was working so I'm like there's there's a level of

01:42:17.520 level-headedness and responsibility there so like I was really floored by it and uh you know the

01:42:24.640 families and shambles had to go sort of tend to that but I'm like I don't know what's going on

01:42:30.240 is there foul play like is there drugs involved like I don't know it's just you never hear and

01:42:36.000 this sounds like a internet talking point but it's like suicide's a guy thing girls it's like

01:42:41.740 unless they're a teenager and there's like a you know romantic thing involved and it's just sort

01:42:48.340 of a rash decision it just seems almost unreal to me and it sounds like i'm saying in a very

01:42:54.040 unemotional way but i'm also i don't know i i really do care about this and i just feel like

01:42:59.900 there's something missing here or you want to know and there's no maybe there's no right way

01:43:03.780 to do it you know once you

01:43:05.560 hear something like this there's something

01:43:07.980 maybe if you're just

01:43:09.600 internet poison like me

01:43:11.540 you want to know what the story is but

01:43:13.720 maybe you don't get to hear the story

01:43:15.520 maybe it's not your place to know the story

01:43:17.340 but you still kind of want to

01:43:19.820 know I'm being chased by a robot

01:43:21.360 they drive so much shit behind you oh man

01:43:23.520 I'm trying to get to

01:43:25.760 extraction don't worry I'm leading them to

01:43:27.740 you oh even better

01:43:29.120 oh okay this is

01:43:31.900 this is no well i'm really sorry to hear that i mean that's a really tragic and yeah usually when

01:43:36.900 oh she's in her mid-30s or was in her mid-30s um yeah it raises a lot of questions i would hope that

01:43:44.100 you couldn't request a an investigation or something yeah well i heard that her body was

01:43:50.860 being autopsied and i said well that's you know i don't usually do autopsies regardless

01:43:56.280 if the family asks for it.

01:43:59.140 Yeah, but maybe they ask,

01:44:01.340 maybe someone suspects something,

01:44:03.120 or, again, this could be a generational shift.

01:44:06.280 Maybe you never heard of a fem cell before, for example.

01:44:09.960 I'm not saying that's what she was,

01:44:11.100 but you're seeing women behave in certain ways,

01:44:14.380 think certain things that they never would have before.

01:44:16.680 Maybe there is an increase in this.

01:44:19.760 Maybe it's birth rates.

01:44:22.480 Maybe it's the vax.

01:44:23.380 Maybe it's a bunch of shit that's causing all this.

01:44:26.280 psychological psychologically everyone's fucked up i don't know

01:44:31.260 yeah that is true i mean uh you know i i mean it's really interesting because i think to some

01:44:39.440 extent a lot of men have kind of immunized themselves through irony poisoning to where

01:44:45.440 i don't think they would actually do it i could be wrong um but you know everyone kind of jokes

01:44:50.740 a lot of men are like i'm literally just gonna blow my brains out and then it's like

01:44:54.580 they'll never do it or at least and if they do i'd be really surprised when a woman does something

01:45:00.060 like that then usually i'm like oh man something really tragic had to happen here or bullying or

01:45:06.480 worse murder yes that deck says i had a male cousin committed suicide he had five children

01:45:11.460 an mba successful loved mind-blowing and and that is the sad truth of it that you know you hear these

01:45:18.300 stories there must be a reason there must be a a conspiracy even here but maybe it's not you know

01:45:23.920 you don't know it is what it is i guess oh here's my guard dog it's it's weird talking about this

01:45:30.520 devil playing hell divers where everyone's just like jumping to their fucking desk

01:45:34.520 is juice you're here right oh hey how are you yeah um but yeah okay well there is got my arms

01:45:43.880 blown off both of them thank you thank you uh soup for blowing both my who is that soup get soup out

01:45:50.000 there is that that's not your wife right no soup so we just have another person

01:45:56.560 good kicks you got a kick soup kick yeah you have to kick it just do it I don't

01:46:06.080 want to kick your wife if that's her no not no she's not soup I would never do

01:46:11.640 that people just join in the stream now no get out of here soup and here I

01:46:19.980 i was thinking that last guy was sean anti-material rifle right to your fucking face

01:46:27.500 although i did the only meme that i sort of laughed at with sort of that dark tone was like

01:46:37.160 the the cat with the the newspaper and he just goes man i should just blow my brains out right

01:46:42.240 in front of her no i i love that stuff like i get it and i do that shit all the time but then

01:46:48.960 you'll catch yourself doing that to like a boomer or a gen x you let it slip right and then they

01:46:56.060 look at you with horror in their eyes like what did what did you say oh man there's my favorite

01:47:03.460 one like that is um oh how are you and he's like oh you know me i'm shopping for firearms by mouth

01:47:09.040 i love that and because and the fight it works because everyone says yeah i've been there i get

01:47:16.140 yeah yeah colt's got a certain umami like that's why it like that's what no one wants to admit is

01:47:22.660 that it works because like oh yeah i felt that i felt like what if uh what if i just gave up

01:47:28.480 you know what i do and remember judas how we used to live destitute for so many years i never stopped

01:47:36.580 you gave up on it i quit being i quit being poor but you know living like five people to a two

01:47:48.400 bedroom in one of those really decrepit depressing multi-family unit buildings like two floors just

01:47:56.460 a black box in the in a bad neighborhood i still drive by those and i just think like i wonder what

01:48:04.240 it be like to do that again you know i mean just just give up on everything you're not supposed to

01:48:09.000 think that but if like something happened the because the people who live in there if you see

01:48:15.260 them or if you've done it yourself they're so close to oblivion like these are people who just

01:48:20.280 have have have the curtains closed all day and a lot of them are just out they're either pensioners

01:48:25.220 and they don't go out or they're like alcoholics you know i mean what do you mean no what are you

01:48:30.940 people who live in there now in 2025 are the people who work at the grocery store it's normal

01:48:37.920 fucking people live in there that when you haven't been in there you don't know what dude you're

01:48:43.180 living on the land because i'm lucky because i got a fucking sweetheart deal from a friend of a

01:48:48.220 friend i am so so blessed for the tiny rent that i pay to have like a quarter acre and an actual

01:48:54.180 house but most other people with as poor as i am like when we were looking my rent is like

01:48:59.940 three hundred dollars less than a typical two-bedroom apartment that you're describing

01:49:04.360 like a two-bedroom basement that's where we were going to be in that fucking place you just

01:49:08.700 described we were going to be there on my salary if it weren't for the fact that we found this

01:49:12.960 sweetheart deal so so but are you soup no i'm not soup i'm sorry you're not i'm not playing right

01:49:19.700 now it's a random no i'm waiting in the fucking thing for you to kick you have to kick soup okay

01:49:25.680 Nick soup

01:49:26.740 Get out of there

01:49:29.680 Get that soup

01:49:32.000 Out of here

01:49:32.740 Didn't make the cut

01:49:35.220 He got uninvited

01:49:38.340 To the bris

01:49:39.060 I think he got a cut

01:49:44.220 From the bris

01:49:44.860 If you know what I mean

01:49:48.220 You made it snippy

01:49:51.820 You made it snappy

01:49:52.800 I bet rabbis make a lot of those jokes

01:49:56.240 you know what I mean I bet they make

01:49:57.780 how many like

01:50:00.080 some baby

01:50:00.880 see every rabbi's got like

01:50:03.920 35 baby

01:50:06.060 penis puns

01:50:07.440 scuffed

01:50:11.940 there we go

01:50:12.740 can't believe you thought I was

01:50:16.220 still fighting

01:50:16.560 you got turned

01:50:20.260 into soup

01:50:20.740 Yeah, intrusive thoughts on the Golden Gate Bridge,

01:50:23.260 thinking about grabbing the nearest Chinese tourist

01:50:25.400 and hurling Spoth off.

01:50:29.380 Just diving over the edge.

01:50:30.560 Grabs the nearest Chinese tourist,

01:50:32.520 gets photographed by all the Japanese tourists.

01:50:35.040 It's not on this day unless I feel like bungee jumping off a bridge

01:50:38.080 with a quarter on my neck at least four times a day.

01:50:42.140 Yeah.

01:50:43.140 I don't think that's healthy.

01:50:43.900 I'm sorry, but I should not just laugh at that, but it's...

01:50:46.460 But honestly, you know, I'm speaking of it very clinically right now, but what I was saying before, you know, my idea of what the building I was talking about, because we lived in a building where we lived next to crackheads, you know, and so that's why I remember.

01:51:05.240 And I just like being that guy, you're on a pension, you're on disability, and you're just drinking your life away alone in the dark.

01:51:13.840 Yeah, I know what you mean.

01:51:14.620 and part of me's like it'd be so easy it'd be cool like yeah why not i i think about that i think

01:51:23.200 about that asshole youtube channel where he's just like smoking a cigarette and drinking in a park at

01:51:27.800 2 p.m i'm like you you you larper how dare you stand where that poor pensioner bastard stood

01:51:34.900 before the defensive architecture

01:51:37.360 but i think a lot of people you know i wasn't trying to trigger any sort of flashbacks for

01:51:44.860 people but it's interesting a lot of people have remarked on gen z specifically about how

01:51:51.140 i don't know if it's just a twitter thing but when they see a hot woman they'll say man i can't wait

01:51:57.000 for her to splay my ribs open and flatten my penis i hate that shit though i hate that shit

01:52:03.300 it's this gay mommy

01:52:05.640 dommy shit where it's like

01:52:07.500 you feel so emasculated

01:52:10.020 where like you can't approach this woman

01:52:11.700 so all you have to do is fantasize about her

01:52:13.560 like crushing your head like a watermelon

01:52:15.800 between her thighs it's just like have you just

01:52:17.620 thought about fucking her yeah

01:52:19.320 you just you just tried about

01:52:21.480 have you tried being straight can you be horny

01:52:23.500 without being suicidal

01:52:25.040 oh jesus christ right

01:52:27.580 right in the middle eh

01:52:29.100 right in the hornet's nest there eh

01:52:31.840 i like how judas sounds more stereotypically canadian when i do that i'm trying to do

01:52:39.700 dakota because that's not actually what uh what we sound like i'm trying to do an american accent

01:52:44.760 you're trying to fucking yeah fargo exactly

01:52:48.800 it was what north dakota yeah right is animals done with that show

01:52:55.340 because i would never watch fargo well i'm just referring to the movie who the fuck yeah exactly

01:53:00.880 show i'll tell you what there is one awesome movie called fargo and then there's a whole

01:53:07.020 let me tell you this season one of fargo is very very good with billy bob thornton i would say that

01:53:13.180 that does the best job as i well yeah yeah exactly he's it's constrained it doesn't have a whole

01:53:19.440 bunch of complicated convoluted lore and it's not interconnected with other it's like just

01:53:24.180 it's as close as you can get to another dimension of the movie and what the movie is trying to

01:53:29.840 accomplish so i would actually recommend that everyone's gonna tell you season two is the best

01:53:33.980 but they're wrong they're stupid they're zog they're fucking fucking vaxxed i like how sean

01:53:43.600 is showing his age in chat he's like dude for real remember when people just had normal sex

01:53:47.820 instead of all this bdsm power and then sean proceeds to explain the bdsm sex when people

01:53:53.880 didn't weren't like dressing up with like putting feathers in their eyeballs and shit like sean

01:53:57.460 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:53:58.560 Sean, hold on a sec.

01:53:59.520 Sean.

01:54:01.300 Sean.

01:54:02.480 What are you doing over there, buddy?

01:54:03.500 You know you love being tortured.

01:54:05.040 Shut the fuck up.

01:54:06.640 Sean, you love...

01:54:07.820 Sean, you're a financial analyst.

01:54:09.680 You are an obedient...

01:54:11.460 Financial analyst?

01:54:13.700 Yes.

01:54:15.560 There it is.

01:54:18.960 Our performance in this battle is directly proportional to how much we're owning the chat.

01:54:23.380 man i just i keep walking into rakes this whole mission

01:54:31.160 i keep walking into a group of robots with huge laser guns and they actually just stare at me for

01:54:37.700 a second i don't know if the developers did that on purpose they were like at this moment he knew

01:54:43.700 fucked up. It gives me time

01:54:45.780 to do this. Dive.

01:54:51.680 I've decided to beat

01:54:53.520 a tactical retreat.

01:54:56.480 I've decided to become

01:54:57.800 worse. I've made a conscious

01:54:59.360 I tried to do a smart thing and I made

01:55:01.320 the executive decision to do a dumb thing.

01:55:03.540 Jesus Christ, they dropped like seven robots

01:55:05.480 I got a corner here down on the south side

01:55:07.700 and as soon as I said that. Anyways, I got

01:55:09.720 all my turrets up here and I'm actually holding the fort

01:55:11.740 on my own. I don't know if you guys can

01:55:13.660 come a little ways to the east

01:55:15.520 of where you are, I think. Unless you've got

01:55:17.640 your own turret. No, I'm literally in a

01:55:19.580 single-file line of robots just coming

01:55:21.780 by. Here we go.

01:55:23.780 I'm coming to you.

01:55:25.780 I've just got one handgun. You don't have to.

01:55:27.720 It was just a suggestion. I'm only saying.

01:55:30.300 But there you are. Hey, buddy.

01:55:31.760 It was a friendly

01:55:33.600 recommendation.

01:55:35.380 We got the turrets.

01:55:36.980 I genuinely don't remember

01:55:39.300 normal sex. I'm tired, boss.

01:55:41.540 you should try

01:55:44.000 telling her not to drug you

01:55:45.580 stop brushing my

01:55:48.100 penis

01:55:48.620 this is something that Gio would do too

01:55:52.180 he would like try and LARP that he's having

01:55:53.920 like degenerate sex

01:55:54.900 hardcore normaling

01:55:57.860 yeah

01:56:00.920 well it's like I said the other day when we were doing

01:56:03.780 um do you even read where

01:56:05.820 uh my

01:56:07.340 my fiance will sometimes have

01:56:09.760 whatever i've like when i'm live on the air when she works nights like shit you know and

01:56:15.280 she'll she'll text me and she's just like what is happening sounds pretty much like an incel oh i'm

01:56:20.180 dead geo's got incel voice and he's like that needs to get laid and i'm like here's the scary

01:56:27.800 thing he has i mean he hasn't provided any evidence of it prude maintains that he knows

01:56:35.700 for a fact geo has which tells me that there's evidence out there there there is a woman in his

01:56:40.440 i'm an evidence that he's lost his virginia i mean i this is an age of ai i'm gonna need something

01:56:46.280 excuse me sir that guido is geo real 34 look at look at his hands

01:56:54.940 look at how look at how the hands disappear there's six fingers look see when he turns

01:57:02.480 is when he turns his head to the left there you can tell they're using andrew wilson as a source

01:57:06.800 he becomes a different guy the thing is real geo geo has a beautiful voice geo has an infectious

01:57:16.400 laugh are we leaving the mission are we done no we're done we did yeah no we won sweet we did it

01:57:22.720 the guy geo is only like one step removed from a

01:57:29.680 day he just dropped a hundred run everyone run

01:57:39.280 he killed me killed all of us beautiful i made it out just fine he's he's in a

01:57:47.120 ship full of corpses she's point she's point I mean was that you know snatching defeat from the

01:58:06.420 jaws of victory so for people who are listening as we were entering into the extraction vehicle

01:58:11.640 I just threw a nuke on the ground and we all made it into the ship but it somehow

01:58:16.460 Killed all of us

01:58:17.700 Killed Mrs. Judas

01:58:21.040 And dimes

01:58:21.860 Gio is the illegitimate

01:58:25.120 Son of Ari Lang says Bill Wilson

01:58:26.820 I think Gio

01:58:28.520 He's got the type of mind

01:58:31.360 And the type of

01:58:32.880 Intellectual ferocity

01:58:35.120 That could do well with a heroin arc

01:58:36.980 You know what I mean

01:58:39.180 Yeah

01:58:40.040 I've been looking into meth

01:58:42.500 I've been just

01:58:43.780 i uh i won't i won't for geo the other day or this was when we was like episode yeah episode

01:58:54.340 69 he's like i want to review like this canadian itvs documentary called kink and i'm like geo

01:59:00.520 this show can be reduced to one sentence or one of these guys is like i'm gay and i'm jewish and

01:59:05.600 it's just like there you go geo i didn't need to watch the rest of this fucking show so he's trying

01:59:10.680 to put on the the worst stuff and can we watch it his it's gonna be so bad it's gonna be good

01:59:15.980 imagine being a kid and going over to geo's house and just puts on like just fucking

01:59:21.940 john water just like puts on fucking we're gonna watch divine can you believe we're watching this

01:59:30.180 i say all this but i he's a good man and i no he's i understand him i understand why he would

01:59:38.740 do that i would have made the same mistakes myself i would say just geo don't don't watch

01:59:44.880 anything with kink it's gonna be nothing there's nothing worse than a girl who's a sex nerd

01:59:51.160 you know what i mean a girl is like yeah like your job is like turning a guy on but that's

01:59:59.760 what's about remember that show judas and everyone's seeing the show up here but like

02:00:03.800 it was like some show hosted by an old woman

02:00:06.620 who would talk about sex

02:00:08.460 did you ever see that?

02:00:10.020 it's called like sex talk or something

02:00:11.860 or eros or something

02:00:13.040 but this is famous when she would go on like

02:00:16.100 talk shows and shit

02:00:18.400 and she was just like an old matter of fact

02:00:20.460 lady but she would just talk about dildos

02:00:22.280 and shit and like what a clitoris

02:00:24.360 does

02:00:24.840 Jesus hasn't watched

02:00:28.440 any TV he's never seen

02:00:30.400 The Simpsons

02:00:31.100 i i don't watch any i haven't watched any tv for like the last 10 years you know what i saw

02:00:36.360 um so every time i wreck my girlfriend and i were like she's like what do you want to watch

02:00:40.120 for tv and i'm like i recommend a show from like 15 years ago like i introduced her to the first

02:00:45.680 season of fucking true detective and she's like i've never seen this before this was so amazing

02:00:51.140 and i'm like yep and they never made another season can you believe it they should make a

02:00:57.340 season two it's like they should but you know what they should actually my hot take is that i

02:01:03.760 actually like uh season two of true detective i've been i got people in my ear i got a guy named

02:01:08.340 fancy i'm friends with he's been saying that season two's if it was not called true detective

02:01:13.760 it would be an amazing show that would be much more i got filtered big time from season two and

02:01:20.220 i i go back and watch clips to give it another shot i'm like yeah i remember why i didn't like

02:01:26.400 this like i it wasn't that i wasn't too hard on it it's like every scene with rachel mcadams is

02:01:32.980 bad like everyone's remembering the colin farrell stuff i get it vince vaughn stuff i get it i thought

02:01:38.100 vince vaughn was the best i love vince vaughn too and then i remember oh he's five percent of the

02:01:42.680 show the rest of it's a lot of rachel mcadams it's a lot of like all this other stuff oh rachel

02:01:47.520 mcadams i haven't seen anything with her in a long time yeah what the fuck yeah it's like you

02:01:53.300 watching this movie, giving it a chance, but then

02:01:55.360 a 60% vote. Oh, someone

02:01:57.280 sent me $3.

02:01:59.700 Oh, okay. Hold on. I need to go answer this.

02:02:01.520 Oh, Zempic is... Fucking super chat.

02:02:03.780 I was like, what the...

02:02:05.120 What the fuck?

02:02:07.800 Hold on. Hold on, chat.

02:02:09.660 We'll answer that in a second. Let's go

02:02:11.220 look fascist as possible

02:02:13.620 while we do this.

02:02:17.460 Alright, cool. Let's go look at that now.

02:02:21.200 Refresh.

02:02:21.600 hey guys what does this do

02:02:24.040 you fucker

02:02:27.620 as soon as I look away

02:02:33.140 I think Juice is the only one who's playing this game right

02:02:37.160 honestly like I'm here trying to

02:02:38.860 take it seriously

02:02:39.980 what if I just kill everybody

02:02:41.880 what if I live up to my name

02:02:42.800 just nukes everybody

02:02:44.420 hey hey

02:02:48.980 guess what

02:02:50.300 I got a chance to pick up their shit.

02:02:52.640 Hey, I got news for you.

02:02:53.920 Touche.

02:02:56.700 Now I got to search.

02:02:58.880 This game...

02:03:00.100 I got to go find all this shit.

02:03:01.580 It really captures you searching your own corpse

02:03:04.240 for all your weapons and shit.

02:03:06.080 Okay, here we go.

02:03:07.400 It goes hard, I'm not going to lie.

02:03:14.200 See, I would like a good time travel

02:03:16.540 or cloning movie where it is...

02:03:19.460 The closest thing we get is that Tom Cruise thing.

02:03:24.060 But like where you have to rifle through your own corpse, it's a

02:03:27.700 it's almost like a climax point in history.

02:03:30.000 I would just phrase the question.

02:03:33.000 Sorry, I just put on that fucking Jubilee thing, which is in the background.

02:03:37.620 Here we go.

02:03:39.320 We're going to die.

02:03:40.320 For example, they were to rush the capital.

02:03:42.020 All right.

02:03:43.320 I just heard the word climax and I was getting incredibly terrified

02:03:47.260 considering what we were just talking about

02:03:49.080 I was like, did he put on the sex show?

02:03:52.340 I need to kill this man

02:03:53.360 By the way, for the Medias song thing

02:03:59.520 I don't know if you ever saw it

02:04:00.400 These are all Groypers, right?

02:04:02.880 What?

02:04:03.720 No

02:04:04.240 Some of them are Groyper adjacent

02:04:06.840 but not all of them

02:04:07.860 Oh shit, what the fuck is that?

02:04:11.020 Especially like the brown guy

02:04:12.580 with the villain mustache

02:04:14.040 and the fucking

02:04:14.900 I'm not gonna lie

02:04:17.060 he looks like something like the novellas would play to depict the devil yeah but that's that to

02:04:23.420 me is a groyper coated like a mexican yeah mexican villain so who is medi hassan no it doesn't make

02:04:31.780 pro-criminal one uh medi hassan is a part-time host of i want to say like the daily show

02:04:41.220 and he is just like a muslim he's one of these guys where if you look him up he's written for

02:04:48.420 the new york times he's written for newsweek he's just got bylines on yeah he's just he's just a

02:04:52.740 progressive media he's basically talking about how trump is a hypocrite for pardoning the january 6

02:05:12.980 who took millions of dollars from his own employees was sentenced to tax crimes

02:05:16.660 had to pay back four million dollars trump pardoned him he bought himself a two million

02:05:20.020 dollar yacht why is he pardoning criminals like that uh well like that's the thing i'm i'm got a

02:05:24.780 point actually i actually agree with him on that i i agree yeah but it's also if you explain a crime

02:05:32.020 to me just my gut's gonna be like yeah cool as long as it's not you know yeah pedophilia or

02:05:38.980 something it's like well what do you think about this guy who scammed the lottery and stole from

02:05:44.460 the fucking police union i'm like yeah nice yeah like in isolation i don't care but also like why

02:05:50.860 are you why are why did trump actually pardon a bunch of uh a bunch of like jewish fraudsters and

02:05:56.640 he didn't pardon the people that went to prison protesting for him like it's i want to say this

02:06:00.600 kind of exactly and then what they should have done is say oh i agree i know i hate trump i also

02:06:06.380 hate you yeah exactly i can hate trump and also think that you should be you know thrown from a

02:06:12.240 roof which i don't think anyone really did i think they got corralled into having to defend

02:06:18.480 trump even though many people probably don't even like trump it's just you're in a debate mode

02:06:23.740 i don't think stomping on police officers heads is a crime i don't think it's i'm pretty sure

02:06:28.060 that was all that it was so it's like i don't like him either but here we are okay i like my

02:06:32.960 son do you think stomping on police officers heads is a crime what would you say to that judas

02:06:37.840 I mean a moral crime

02:06:40.380 or is it you mean it

02:06:41.320 I mean

02:06:42.320 it should be able to answer this

02:06:44.980 I would

02:06:47.640 us not being able to answer that's probably going to be

02:06:50.360 pretty damning in the moment

02:06:52.060 do you think

02:06:53.680 it should be legal to stomp on a police's head

02:06:56.200 like I mean

02:06:57.180 it's two sides to every story

02:07:00.540 well it's like that Cincinnati one with the girl

02:07:04.300 that just got stomped into the pavement

02:07:05.860 and then the chief of police comes she's like look there's two sides to every story

02:07:09.720 we want to know what led up there's nothing else to that it's just like listen i gotta defend my

02:07:16.800 race yeah sorry times i'm sorry that wasn't intentional but to me life is simple where

02:07:24.900 it's just like i saw a black team kicking a white woman in the head i'm like oh yeah they're guilty

02:07:30.120 they're guilty of uh every crime i don't know i don't need to hear the story yeah yeah no no i'm

02:07:36.280 good i've heard the rest why do you ask a question if you're gonna oh is this the guy who called

02:07:42.280 himself indigenous they came here first right they came here from asia oh this is the pine

02:07:46.040 set i have an argument with neil digress tyson or anybody else about that i don't care is he

02:07:49.400 an american i genuinely don't care yes is neil digress tyson in america you should say no just

02:07:54.120 Neil deGrasse Tyson lives in space he lives in black space this is a great

02:08:20.760 strategy though that these people did like i'm not even sure that they would like me or you know

02:08:26.060 agree with what i say but i'm like being audacious to someone like this i enjoy that however one of

02:08:33.580 these guys if you'll recall he lost his job because he admitted to being a fascist um and

02:08:40.520 he was laughing about her how about now and i said uh you know i'm of two minds about that

02:08:45.520 One half of me says I like stuff like that. I like when people say it and sure it moves you over in the window

02:08:51.700 However, if I was in the position to advise someone whose success I was invested in I might advise against that

02:09:00.200 but I do

02:09:02.740 Overall like the idea of going to someone in the mason is that what just call yourself a fascist. Okay, I am

02:09:09.740 And you're laughing you're laughing and then you say yeah

02:09:13.580 yeah man how about a joke

02:09:15.820 i don't think anyone's attempted the strategy in these sorts of um environments to actually be as

02:09:31.540 retarded as possible let me tell you this we do see who just says george bush you know i do i

02:09:36.360 I'd fuck George Bush, that's what I'd do

02:09:38.760 Who's the

02:09:40.760 Amazing, that guy

02:09:42.720 Oh, Jesse Lee Pearson

02:09:43.740 That's his whole thing

02:09:45.320 Are you a beta?

02:09:49.040 Are you brown?

02:09:50.600 He interrupts you with the dumbest fucking question

02:09:52.680 And then just won't let it go

02:09:54.280 This guy's going off for like five minutes

02:09:56.780 It works

02:09:57.580 Do you believe in Jesus Christ?

02:09:59.560 Do you believe in Jesus as a savior?

02:10:02.440 No, I think Jesus thinks many different moments

02:10:04.660 Amazing

02:10:05.360 If we take anything from this this

02:10:35.360 period in time. I'm not trying to get too, you know, outrageous. I would really like

02:10:40.220 every single time a brown person opens them out, they never say, they never try to explain to you

02:10:46.040 what your country is. Like, they actually just stop doing that. They start, they've had so much

02:10:50.500 pushback. Like, this guy's saying, like, let me tell you about your constitution. No. Keep, keep.

02:10:56.620 I don't think you get that. I'm sorry. The answer I've liked the most has been the Sam Hyde bit,

02:11:00.620 where he's like, no, we're just going to call you a slur.

02:11:03.440 Yeah, basically.

02:11:05.440 It's like, keep the Constitution out of your mouth.

02:11:09.080 Yeah.

02:11:11.580 It wasn't written for you.

02:11:12.820 Do you understand my position?

02:11:14.340 I kind of guessed it when you sat down.

02:11:15.700 When you say, you know, about obeying places,

02:11:18.260 why would you give the authority of the place?

02:11:20.120 Do you know here, do you know your opinion?

02:11:21.060 I kind of guessed it when you said, that's good.

02:11:23.000 That one was good.

02:11:23.980 Nine members of Congress who committed financial crimes.

02:11:26.640 Are you pro-financial crime?

02:11:29.280 Are you pro-financial crime?

02:11:30.260 Well, if it makes me, yeah, I'm in favor of

02:11:44.400 None of this has been

02:11:46.400 I did not enjoy watching this the first time

02:11:48.720 But the truth is your claim is completely bad

02:11:50.920 You do not care about being anti-crime you yourself a pro-crime your side is pro-crime because you're a progressive

02:11:56.660 Just be pro-crime show me how to do it

02:12:00.260 I mean, wasn't this the liberal position was always just be gay, do crime?

02:12:04.600 Like, just embrace it.

02:12:06.740 The mistake is assuming that they actually have positions.

02:12:10.680 They don't have positions and neither do we.

02:12:12.760 It's just a war.

02:12:13.580 The lines are moving as the...

02:12:15.800 Oh, so you're in favor of hate speech.

02:12:17.740 I reject the premise.

02:12:19.120 Actually, here's why we can't get along.

02:12:21.220 I reject every single premise you have.

02:12:24.600 I've got 20 of my friends here.

02:12:26.100 What we're going to do is we're going to beat the shit out of you.

02:12:30.260 you're gonna film it and it's gonna get 5 million views and then we're gonna go do on the whatever

02:12:35.220 podcast we're gonna do that to only fans people too except your final boss is gorlock the destroyer

02:12:42.020 except it's gonna be me versus 20 women and i'm gonna win so i'm not here to debate the

02:12:46.920 legis of california i'm here to debate donald trump being pro-crime but i'm saying i'm saying

02:12:50.960 that donald crumb i would love if donald trump was pro-crime i wish donald trump was this guy

02:12:55.660 Like every time I hear someone tell me I live in a fascist country, I'm like man

02:13:10.960 If we lived in the world that they describe why am I so sad all the time

02:13:25.660 why am i the most why am i more miserable than you are

02:13:29.500 why am i the guy that's on like the depressed side of the bus

02:13:35.680 which for the record is the front of the bus

02:13:40.800 why is it if this is such a perfect world for people like me why am i the guy who says my

02:13:51.440 My favorite day is Monday.

02:13:56.680 Oh, so you don't like child sex?

02:13:58.480 I'm curious.

02:14:01.560 You hate child sex.

02:14:03.280 You hate child sex and get you support Donald Trump.

02:14:06.660 I'm curious.

02:14:09.720 Listen to Medias on his dad voice.

02:14:13.580 Why does it?

02:14:15.080 I mean, Medias on is just doing that shitty Matt Boers comic from 2009.

02:14:19.720 I'm curious, and it's just like, you think Matt Boris regrets that comic?

02:14:25.180 No, of course he doesn't.

02:14:27.600 Although he's not a political cartoonist anymore.

02:14:29.720 Is that the guy in the well thing?

02:14:31.600 Yeah.

02:14:31.980 Yeah.

02:14:32.360 So Matt Boris was like this really big political cartoonist for like, I want to say like 20 years, maybe less.

02:14:38.100 But like, he was the big Democrat guy that everyone would kind of cite for being snarky.

02:14:43.600 He was that millennial irony film guy.

02:14:46.260 Before it was really Reddit coded.

02:14:48.220 and everyone

02:14:50.880 and their mother just does it now.

02:15:03.620 Soft on crime, hard from crime.

02:15:05.600 I don't think you should finish a sentence.

02:15:08.240 You just got that.

02:15:13.340 All right, the boys are back in town.

02:15:18.220 Here we go.

02:15:19.240 Yeah, dude.

02:15:20.100 We're going to kill them.

02:15:20.880 I was just like, you can take 20 women in a fight, right, Dimes?

02:15:25.320 Yeah.

02:15:27.340 I just had an image in my head of Dimes just wildly swinging his fist and beating up with him.

02:15:37.260 Just being completely overwhelmed.

02:15:40.680 Do you hear the news?

02:15:47.060 Dimes lost to 20 women

02:15:48.720 Fucking faggot

02:15:50.260 I lose to 20 women

02:15:56.660 After I quit podcasting

02:15:58.160 What a terrible way to go

02:16:03.060 He lost to 20 women

02:16:08.820 I just dropped another nuke on the world, and I took Geos out.

02:16:26.540 I relate.

02:16:28.540 Ooh, Quasar cannon.

02:16:30.540 That's mine!

02:16:31.540 Give it back!

02:16:32.540 Mom said it's my turn on the Quasar cannon.

02:16:36.540 I don't want to.

02:16:47.500 I'm not going to lie.

02:16:49.780 Medi played to the hatchling so well,

02:16:52.060 it just makes me want to punch him.

02:16:54.860 Why don't they try that?

02:16:56.740 Has anyone tried that?

02:16:58.080 Bring back the duel.

02:16:59.140 That's all I'm going to say.

02:17:00.720 If we're going to bring back all these old-fashioned reactionary values,

02:17:03.460 I think bring back the fucking duel.

02:17:05.360 it's this whole thing about about women and the weak looking for um looking for what do you call

02:17:12.380 it fuck i'm losing my words here oh man like affirmation right whereas men don't because

02:17:19.120 men know that conflict is on the other side of every conversation like if we just had to fight

02:17:23.560 again then it wouldn't be an issue well this is the thing is is that when you talk to people

02:17:28.040 or like you argue with a guy and i'm sure both of you know this because i think both of you have

02:17:31.600 been in a fight you know when you're talking to someone who's been punched in the face before

02:17:36.660 and knows how to word things right careful enough to not run the risk of conflict like if he thinks

02:17:43.580 he can take you he might do it but and i've come out the other side of that where i'll size someone

02:17:49.740 up and i know i can probably take them but then i don't want that to guide my decision because i

02:17:54.560 don't want to just be a bully you know what i mean yeah i'm being real here like if someone's

02:17:58.860 like shorter smaller than you it's like well that's not carte blanche just to like style on

02:18:04.280 them right yeah yeah so i actually try and come out the other side of that but like it must not

02:18:09.560 be fun being you know five foot nine whatever five foot nine and no one takes it seriously and

02:18:17.560 you're not you're never allowed to speak you're not allowed to have uh rights again yeah it must

02:18:24.640 be hard being 5'9 and you're just going

02:18:26.420 right and then you meet someone like me?

02:18:30.660 How tall are you, Dimes?

02:18:33.180 I'm six feet tall.

02:18:38.180 I was like waiting for like a ridiculous

02:18:40.800 height.

02:18:43.220 No, guess what?

02:18:44.420 I'm a regular.

02:18:46.520 I'm a hardcore regular.

02:18:48.240 I'm an extra medium is what he's telling me.

02:18:50.440 You're big in Japan.

02:18:54.640 You would have to admit that there's another possibility, therefore he's not pro-prime.

02:18:59.000 Hit it, Johnny.

02:19:00.300 Okay, everyone stop fucking with me.

02:19:02.860 Everyone just stop fucking with me.

02:19:06.220 I think we should fuck with him more.

02:19:08.940 I'm not saying he did not know this.

02:19:11.060 Everyone should be allowed to take a knee in a war.

02:19:16.400 You're just in a trench and you're about to pull out your bayonet.

02:19:18.700 You take a knee and you're just like, hold on, buddy.

02:19:21.560 Fucking five minutes.

02:19:24.640 don't be jewish about it just let me do let me let me take a breath i'm throwing you right back

02:19:33.520 guys on either side of the war taking a knee by accusing the other side of being

02:19:38.640 you that's something we would do is not let you get a knee why is why is my okay

02:19:45.280 my mouse was off the screen it was uh i almost closed the entire browser

02:19:57.200 yell saying dimes revealing that he's a beta male how how because you're not 6-1

02:20:04.420 6 was a fucking

02:20:08.060 Thank you chat

02:20:09.060 We tried violence

02:20:19.600 Have we given war a chance

02:20:22.800 Real

02:20:25.400 Awesome did he just admit that he's a novice to this

02:20:28.560 And this is your first outing

02:20:32.180 oh buddy yeah i would have watched them like 2017 kill stream before i decided to go to the big

02:20:39.620 leaks if i can uh decided to take on 20 people at once in his first time that's that's something

02:20:45.380 that speaks to your character he's like that british only fans check police officers i don't

02:20:51.700 know what's her name something blue something something oh yeah um bonnie

02:20:57.940 that's such an insult to the confederate flag

02:21:02.580 hi i'm bonnie blue you get you fucking you get that name out of your mouth

02:21:07.560 and a lot of other things and a lot of other things

02:21:11.560 i know that there is a shirt called give war a chance i'm literally referencing it

02:21:18.160 we are all friends with the laughing man here you fucking idiot

02:21:22.320 you retard imagine not having a mug from the good stuffer store

02:21:26.900 who is peppering us with grenades right now yeah there's an n-word down there um i saw it all

02:21:34.680 firsthand uh this guy i got him i got him i got him yes remember we have prudentialist career

02:21:41.320 with our in our grasp right now let's not that's why i used the word the letter word word yeah

02:21:47.440 you're just not gonna you're just not gonna say it like

02:21:50.420 Do you hear the guy in the background?

02:21:57.240 Just say it.

02:22:06.620 This way they're arguing about whether he's pardoning criminals.

02:22:09.540 By definition, if you're pardoning a criminal.

02:22:12.980 Who decided to make the debate about that?

02:22:14.440 Why is he pardoning the criminal? Who are you going to pardon?

02:22:16.460 Are you going to pardon non-criminals?

02:22:19.440 You know what?

02:22:20.420 You know what, though?

02:22:20.980 The only person who's done that has been Joe Biden.

02:22:23.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:22:24.100 He's just, like, doing preemptive part.

02:22:25.260 Pardoned his whole family.

02:22:26.440 Like, wait a second.

02:22:27.300 Wait a second.

02:22:28.060 Actually, that's the meta.

02:22:29.860 That's the metagame.

02:22:31.220 We have to preemptively pardon.

02:22:32.780 He hung around with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

02:22:35.460 Well, that whole, that's, he, I can keep going.

02:22:37.680 Jeffrey Epstein lived in West Palm Beach area, and that's the closest golf course he can go to.

02:22:42.220 Clanker is our word.

02:22:43.580 That's true.

02:22:44.480 As soon as Trump found out.

02:22:46.400 You've got to be a good clanker.

02:22:47.880 No, I do not.

02:22:48.580 Is he on my slide?

02:22:49.460 Let me explain.

02:22:49.880 let me explain this he lived in the area in mar-a-lago near mar-a-lago so he made it out

02:22:55.560 take it to go in there as soon as trump found out that epstein had done all those bad things

02:22:59.880 immediate ban from our love immediate band yes it is he should pardon these criminal jerkeys

02:23:05.000 that's so true girls of abuse from mar-a-lago so um so listen to this from mar-a-lago

02:23:11.400 giving those tinskins to watch all right not for this i can't i can't watch this anymore

02:23:19.880 implying we were watching any of it but it's also and I know it's an old debate

02:23:25.160 but it's a debate about a topic that was already kind of old at the time which

02:23:29.640 was you know who who hates Epstein more is it Trump or everyone who wants to

02:23:33.700 kill Trump I don't this is losing a losing argument either way I don't think

02:23:40.040 anyone's having a good time remember I'm in it guys it's simple I'm in favor of

02:23:47.060 crime that benefits me i'm against uh the rights that annoy me i i want everyone i don't like

02:23:54.640 thrown in jail right out of a helicopter it's really fucking simple yeah that's that's your

02:23:59.300 that's that's actually all politics

02:24:01.600 deeply aalicoted someone was referencing

02:24:10.280 the bonnie blue thing

02:24:13.800 the competency crisis

02:24:16.340 has hit whores in a way

02:24:18.160 unprecedented

02:24:19.400 whores everywhere

02:24:22.620 asking where's the dick

02:24:24.040 it's just like oh no

02:24:25.380 she lied at the city

02:24:27.980 slickers university

02:24:29.460 I feel like whores had to be a bit more sensible

02:24:32.440 back in the day

02:24:33.200 is prostitution legal

02:24:36.620 in Canada anywhere

02:24:37.940 good question

02:24:40.180 is it judas i want to say yes

02:24:43.560 is he is he still here or that's a good question i'm literally googling this now if sex work is

02:24:50.340 legal in canada and we just sent three dollars well thank you sir appreciate that um sex workers

02:24:59.880 in canada uh it is legal okay the buying and selling of a sexual service is legal

02:25:09.220 but the purchase of these services is criminalized no that's what it was okay

02:25:14.100 yeah there's a strange law in can i remember you you can trade money for sex but there's some

02:25:22.160 caveat where you can't advertise for it or you can't sell it publicly so there's you'll see

02:25:29.240 do you think there's indian visa fraud for sex workers i think for indian is anyone having sex

02:25:37.680 with indian women no i don't think well someone's got well i don't think it's at that point i don't

02:25:42.640 think it's look they're a third of the human population somebody's doing someone's someone's

02:25:47.080 doing the rapes is there is this type of rape where both parties are non-consensual but it

02:25:55.620 still happens anyways because i feel like that must be what it is i feel like meeting 6.5

02:26:00.720 Stormy Waters says, I'm a

02:26:02.640 Tom guy too. Yeah, I will.

02:26:06.660 For all of my friends,

02:26:09.180 the women. For all of my

02:26:10.580 enemies, gay sex.

02:26:12.040 Is that a joke about how Stormy Waters just

02:26:14.560 lies about everything, or is it that he's actually

02:26:16.480 tall? Okay, okay.

02:26:17.800 No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything about him, other than

02:26:20.520 that he lies all the time. Okay.

02:26:22.280 Hey, hey, I don't...

02:26:24.120 You didn't make a couple of bucks on

02:26:26.200 Rigetti computing. I love...

02:26:28.060 You know what? But I watched it.

02:26:29.840 I'm just saying, did you watch it after he plugged it?

02:26:33.180 I actually, I know I haven't been, what happened?

02:26:36.340 It would have been a big mistake to invest in it when he said, yeah.

02:26:41.140 Unless you called the top, maybe.

02:26:43.640 Anyway.

02:26:44.800 Are we fighting bugs or bots?

02:26:47.200 I thought, should we go back to bugs?

02:26:48.920 We can do bugs.

02:26:50.340 Oh, me abandoned.

02:26:51.260 I don't care what we do.

02:26:52.040 You have three types of enemies.

02:26:54.180 Yeah, let's go back to bugs and let's do like a crazy,

02:26:57.080 maybe this will be the last one because I have to get going soon.

02:26:59.840 Okay.

02:27:00.520 We're at like two and a half hours here.

02:27:03.860 So let's...

02:27:05.180 Oz World Art says,

02:27:06.860 sex where both parties don't consent

02:27:09.160 is having sex with a black woman.

02:27:16.260 Man, this stream is getting put behind the paywall so fast.

02:27:20.820 Honestly, this isn't our most outrageous stream either.

02:27:24.920 No, it's not.

02:27:29.840 all right here we go all right this will be the last one boys

02:27:34.020 i didn't come into this with a whole lot of topics planned this is just stream of consciousness

02:27:38.400 circling about what we're talking about is it still uh sex if there's no climax because i have

02:27:49.540 a theory that there's no orgasms in india you just say you faked it that that may very well be

02:27:55.900 have in India.

02:27:58.060 Because people are saying, oh yes, the

02:27:59.840 sex is happening, or the orgasm

02:28:01.860 is happening. I mean,

02:28:03.960 jury's still out.

02:28:09.680 Curious.

02:28:10.840 Can I get an

02:28:11.880 indeed? Yes,

02:28:13.840 quite right.

02:28:18.500 I love going into a

02:28:21.900 battle drenched with blood.

02:28:25.900 It just says I'm here to fuck.

02:28:32.920 You get all these young guys going to war

02:28:36.280 and writing on the side of their helmets

02:28:38.100 like they did in Vietnam.

02:28:39.780 It's just everyone's writing,

02:28:40.920 I want to die, I hope I get shot.

02:28:45.780 On one side of your helmet, it says,

02:28:47.780 never goon.

02:28:48.780 On the other side of your helmet, it says,

02:28:51.040 please hurt me, daddy.

02:28:52.960 On the other side, it says,

02:28:54.140 i hope the next bullet is a thick polynesian woman who crushes my head between her thighs

02:28:59.720 like a fucking cantaloupe we have huge helmets in this war it's written in comics and i'm walking

02:29:05.700 i'm walking into the back is an impact font like a meme it's impact font you're wearing

02:29:13.440 a helmet as high as the hats of the english bobbies wear

02:29:17.520 just i gotta get i gotta get my meme out if so if it kills me

02:29:26.500 on one side of the helmet it just says born to rape on the other side of the helmet it says

02:29:32.280 twink death this this dovetails nicely with the the war streamers topic we're talking about like

02:29:38.080 if you had of course people are going to do this if you had the uh i dubs war streamer

02:29:42.440 like a guy going into the front saying do they have big head mode in this war

02:29:47.880 um excuse me sergeant where's my third person mode

02:29:52.280 where's my over the shoulder like resident evil or no one's gonna be odd job in this war right

02:29:59.880 and just like that everyone's age got shown for a second

02:30:06.120 I've never played the bug level

02:30:13.800 at this high level so okay

02:30:15.660 here we go

02:30:16.340 and nice

02:30:19.220 everyone's dying everyone's getting raped

02:30:21.820 everyone

02:30:22.900 that nuke threw my torso like

02:30:25.420 10 blocks away

02:30:26.600 he can't stop nuking first thing right off the rim

02:30:29.760 I'm the one that dropped or put that

02:30:31.600 nuke up

02:30:32.300 that's fine

02:30:34.820 How many lives could have been saved

02:30:36.720 if America entered the war

02:30:38.620 and just started nuking

02:30:40.440 before any troops were deployed?

02:30:46.440 That's what they were pissed off at.

02:30:47.900 Real estate guys just rubbing their hands together

02:30:50.240 like, fucking finally, someone's making some sense.

02:30:55.580 We got to start fresh.

02:30:57.980 In the future, they're going to look back on us

02:31:00.100 and say they've been doing war backwards.

02:31:02.300 They started with a few cautious incursions and maybe some strafings.

02:31:08.320 No, they should have started with nuking, and then you work your way back.

02:31:12.760 Yeah.

02:31:16.160 They're also going to wonder why we had dessert at the end of the meal.

02:31:19.240 That was almost Iran on some level.

02:31:23.620 Like, Trump shows up with the B2s, and the following day, he's like,

02:31:26.520 Peace! Peace!

02:31:28.740 And it worked. It actually worked.

02:31:30.460 Are we Trump guys?

02:31:31.700 No, I'm not.

02:31:32.580 Look, I'm just calling it like I see it.

02:31:34.300 I don't like Trump, and I don't even like that he did that.

02:31:37.020 Judas is just doing the onion man you hate makes a really good point.

02:31:41.480 Yeah.

02:31:47.480 I like that Trump militarily is just doing war like we would.

02:31:51.860 Yeah, like he did it last time, too.

02:31:53.560 Remember, he launched like a thousand Patriot missiles at Yemen

02:31:56.500 just in the middle of the night one time, and then nothing.

02:31:59.180 He's just like, yeah, fuck him.

02:32:00.740 This is what Hitler's revolution of war was with the Blitzkrieg.

02:32:05.420 It's like, why don't we do all the awesome smart things just at the same time?

02:32:09.720 Yeah, we got this whole deck of cards.

02:32:11.200 Just throw them on the table.

02:32:12.560 Y'all have been hustling backwards.

02:32:17.720 Hitler was the first guy to say, congratulations, you played yourself.

02:32:22.560 You've been fighting war like a bunch of pee-pee caca dummies.

02:32:26.080 i read that in hitler's table talks

02:32:30.360 that man was drunk

02:32:36.200 oh man what a drunk hitler would have been like episodes but it's just our guys

02:32:46.040 get drunk history but it's just guys dressed like hitler talking shit about fucking i am like other

02:32:52.660 celebs and shit.

02:32:54.840 I think it's just called Blood Satellite.

02:33:00.280 I could be wrong.

02:33:02.600 So basically I'm a Chinese Hitler

02:33:04.580 and I fucking

02:33:06.580 these whores got me so fucking

02:33:08.420 angry. Not doing

02:33:10.700 an accent.

02:33:13.020 Meet with my eyes taped back, wearing

02:33:14.500 an SS uniform and it's like, I read

02:33:16.480 some shit

02:33:17.060 that annoyed me so much.

02:33:20.880 You break character, call someone round eye

02:33:24.340 Realize it's over

02:33:25.220 I got vampire teeth in, just fucking up

02:33:28.180 Oh jeez

02:33:34.240 Just realized how over it was

02:33:36.920 I am out

02:33:38.740 Oh shit, I'm out of bullets

02:33:40.560 I'm out of time, everyone's

02:33:42.220 Winning this mission without me

02:33:43.960 I get the feeling in this whole

02:33:47.020 You know, situation

02:33:48.720 That I'm the guy that shows up at the group project

02:33:50.800 right at the end let me ask you okay you still get the a now just you know I want to know if

02:33:59.620 you've noticed the same thing I'm noticing more I don't say it's a Gen Z thing but I notice with

02:34:05.440 them the most that there's way more references to high school as young men like when I was in

02:34:12.860 my 20s and you were in your 20s as well I never heard people reference hall monitors as one

02:34:19.520 example you know i mean where people like bring that up or they bring up like lunch ladies and

02:34:23.860 shit that they seem kind of childish but now like not in high school on they're not in high school

02:34:29.300 anymore i just i just treat them like or they're working but i'll see like like 23 25 like you

02:34:36.340 know they're getting into like the 25 roles but they still mention like high school yeah no i

02:34:41.580 mean we couldn't get away from it fast enough if anything we would like feign adulthood when we

02:34:46.440 in our early 20s pretend that we had more experience than we did but the idea of reference

02:34:52.440 like using high school as a reference point is kind of bizarre i haven't noticed that though

02:34:56.220 because i just don't talk to people i think a lot of it has to do with the things have gotten so

02:35:02.380 shitty that high school seems like a nice reprieve yeah yeah yeah the fucking gay race

02:35:08.340 we've mentioned that number like there's almost there's a bit of a boomer phenomenon going with

02:35:12.300 our generation now where we you know we had a lot of experiences that we just took for granted that

02:35:17.300 you know these guys aren't getting like we're joking about like living in these shitty

02:35:23.240 apartments and you know doing doing drugs or fucking a bunch of girls or something which was

02:35:28.180 actually possible 25 years ago and like there i mean i would hate to be an 18 year old trying to

02:35:34.740 find a fucking girlfriend right now it's not the same uh it blows my mind because i have a friend

02:35:41.220 who is he is six and a half years younger than me definitely gen z and uh you know he's in law

02:35:51.520 school he's a pretty decent looking guy well put together and he's like dude it's like fucking over

02:35:56.860 and i'm like you are in the best career path track imaginable to get women why are you acting like

02:36:05.640 it's over and

02:36:07.260 apparently it's just that fucking bad

02:36:09.400 yeah yep

02:36:10.600 I can't even give people advice

02:36:15.820 I explicitly

02:36:18.060 don't anymore

02:36:18.840 we got enough Gen Z

02:36:21.440 in our community and

02:36:23.260 they tell me how it is I can't argue

02:36:25.720 against it I see a lot of people arguing against

02:36:27.560 young people men and women about how it is

02:36:29.840 and I guess I just don't know

02:36:31.760 I think sometimes I think people are

02:36:33.620 overreacting how bad it is but the other time's like hey what I call I can say is that's a shame

02:36:39.680 really you just drive out to the country and pick up a girl at the gas station yeah yeah because I

02:36:45.600 want just tour a bunch of Denny's and find a trad wife you know you hear like even other gents you

02:36:51.060 think that just cockamamie no that guy ever succeed who said he was gonna do it he homeath

02:36:56.740 no no no it wasn't homeath although that is that is his strategy like he's actually

02:37:01.560 yeah well he's an idiot and he's just a he's a he's a fucking i laughed my ass off when molyneux

02:37:10.180 came back to twitter and he's just like this guy's stealing my bit it's like no you retard like you

02:37:14.980 were just here while he was banned and you were fucking worse well we were chatting about this

02:37:19.700 the other day and it triggered a string of takes that i don't know if people even uh agreed with

02:37:26.300 but uh we're talking about hypergamy which for people who don't know it's you know the

02:37:31.580 i'm gonna say a couple of numbers that are made up but you'll get the gist of what i'm saying

02:37:36.580 it's something like 80 percent of women throughout history have reproduced and 40 percent of men have

02:37:42.420 you know something like that which says that there's more women in hypergamous relationships

02:37:47.260 meaning they're having more kids with the same guy and it's not actually egalitarian at all and

02:37:54.840 so people look at that and they draw their little graphs and their doodles and say you know that's

02:37:58.640 how it is and women always date up and stuff and like that and um on the value scale they say men

02:38:07.020 of high value men and you see this adopted by a lot of right-wing women even like the uh rad femme

02:38:14.580 hitlers who say this is true women are the stewards of the genetic code and that's good

02:38:20.680 and that's righteous and men should just try harder to do that and i not to be misconstrued

02:38:28.760 i i believe my position is far more misogynistic than people give it credit for because i actually

02:38:35.680 don't think women are very good at judging value i think i think they're good at aesthetics

02:38:43.200 Rat and Hitler is a perfect example of that.

02:38:45.800 Oh, yeah.

02:38:48.220 That's a perfect example of that.

02:38:50.840 Take, for example, the warrior, the soldier.

02:38:55.980 Let's say he's a Marine or something.

02:38:57.520 The biggest fear that he has is that even though he represents the warrior cast,

02:39:04.160 he is physically fit and brave and will have a career line of all that shit.

02:39:09.640 Probably looks handsome, too, whatever it might be.

02:39:11.900 the biggest fear is that when he goes off to war his woman will fuck the snake oil salesman the

02:39:18.100 schemer or the coward meaning that you know they have they have the high value male but then they

02:39:25.040 choose the guy who's on heroin a cigarette smoking artist some dark fucking loser type guy you know

02:39:31.580 i mean so i when people say women date high value men i'm like i don't think there's a consensus on

02:39:36.940 what value is clearly men and you know we joke about i literally just saw a headline the other

02:39:41.760 day times where it was like uh woman marries man she picked up who was like homeless and

02:39:47.660 hitchhiking yeah and i'm like yeah i don't think they have the best value judgment i mean this is

02:39:52.940 why i to reference that uh that lee tweet right like this is why every religion and culture

02:39:58.680 throughout human history has done everything in its power to restrict women's agency yeah

02:40:02.820 and and it sounds you know outrageous sometimes i say but i do think it's true that i don't think

02:40:09.160 there's any sort of consensus and on what value is furthermore i had to take that was

02:40:14.760 fairly controversial but i think people will see where i'm going with it that even within

02:40:20.340 our spaces when we talk about what is what's the ideal male you know the specimen they'll think

02:40:27.760 okay blonde blue-eyed tall jacked you know everyone's got that sort of propaganda poster

02:40:34.980 fantasy and i'd love to hear any pushback on this from people but i haven't heard it yet

02:40:40.440 but i said if you look across historical examples plus across the world now it seems that

02:40:46.780 every great civilization i can think of or every great movement throughout history was not actually

02:40:54.580 spearheaded by these people the people who look like that the only example i could think of would

02:40:59.880 be the vikings but they were more like just rampaging hordes of barbarians i'm not convinced

02:41:05.660 they even looked like that they probably just looked like fucking truckers or farmers this is

02:41:11.460 our own like uh political historical revisionism that we've like backdated onto our yeah i mean

02:41:19.260 that's something also worth investigating for example like we know hitler had blue eyes but

02:41:23.720 he did not have blonde hair he was not particularly

02:41:25.620 tall but they like

02:41:27.460 the Aryan ideal did not

02:41:29.700 look Germanic to me

02:41:31.840 and if you look at

02:41:33.080 the British Empire the British people they tend to

02:41:35.940 you know kind of be of darker

02:41:37.800 complexion of course and darker hair

02:41:39.920 certainly absolutely and then

02:41:41.760 so it seems that every great like what other great

02:41:43.700 civilizations Rome the British Empire

02:41:45.920 France

02:41:47.100 or France no the French know for that

02:41:49.880 no they're not so I'm like we're all

02:41:51.480 sugar and had dark hair so it seems to me that if we're talking value not only based off of you

02:41:59.380 know economic value but also those who provide the genetic material for greatness it seems to

02:42:05.360 me that blonde hair blue eyes isn't that that's just aesthetics and and it just seems almost like

02:42:11.280 a random aesthetic to me or mythologized aesthetic i'm not it sounds like that oh he's coping because

02:42:16.640 I don't have blonde hair, but I would also

02:42:18.600 say that, you know, having met

02:42:20.740 some people from our space, it seems that

02:42:22.500 everyone in this scene

02:42:24.640 currently, that is on the cutting

02:42:26.760 edge, the tip of the spear on anything

02:42:28.860 They're all black. Probably

02:42:30.460 They're all black women. They're all black

02:42:32.800 women. They're all fucking

02:42:33.980 Hispanic trannies, you know?

02:42:36.540 You see what I'm saying? Everyone's got fucking dark

02:42:38.420 Everyone's Brazilian?

02:42:40.320 There's literally one guy in our space who looks like that

02:42:42.760 His name's the golden one, and he seems to be the

02:42:44.680 exception and nothing and his name is the golden one like he's literally he's mr red hair

02:42:50.280 determinism strikes again yeah so all i was saying that was like how much of our ideal is literally

02:42:59.200 just aesthetics and versus because it was fortisax in the chat we were talking about

02:43:04.340 or i don't think i think it was for sex or someone like that talking about uh genetics

02:43:08.860 about how i think it was about miscegenation or interrelational relationships but it has to do

02:43:13.400 smell things like that and i said well if you're talking genetics that's a very big bucket that's

02:43:19.760 a big umbrella there's a lot of things that go in genetics it's not just aesthetics it is um

02:43:24.760 it's behavior sets it's intelligence iq it's it's everything genetics is everything you get into

02:43:30.860 blood memory you get it all sorts of things and i said well so if you're talking genetics

02:43:35.620 you know aesthetics might be 10 of it than what people might be looking for in a mate

02:43:41.060 and so I don't know if there seems to be

02:43:43.340 a consensus in women like who's the most

02:43:45.360 attractive but it seems to be that's at

02:43:47.120 the detriment of every

02:43:49.200 other survival

02:43:51.080 mechanism or you know

02:43:53.220 any other metric you might have for what would make

02:43:55.420 not only a

02:43:57.040 economically beneficial mate but also

02:43:59.200 a strong mate anyway you see where I'm going with this

02:44:01.220 I was wondering

02:44:02.540 am I way out to lunch on this

02:44:05.180 potentially but I don't know enough

02:44:09.340 to offer a counterpoint at the current moment and even even geopolitically right now if i look at

02:44:16.120 the blonde-haired blue-eyed nations you know we love them we've had a great many fans there but

02:44:21.520 they seem to be the most pacifist um and you know no one deserves to be overrun by migrants but it

02:44:28.520 seems to be even prior to the green migration it seems that many of the nordic countries were

02:44:33.200 known to be more

02:44:35.100 pacifist, more socialist, less

02:44:36.740 confrontational, less war-like,

02:44:39.240 etc. So I'm like, well,

02:44:40.680 you know what I mean? What is it?

02:44:43.940 I don't know.

02:44:44.540 It seems to me that the examples of

02:44:46.720 greatness are few and far between there.

02:44:49.480 This feels like a very half-finished

02:44:50.960 thought.

02:44:53.280 Well, I let some

02:44:54.860 people finish it.

02:45:00.720 I think also a lot of it has to do with the fact

02:45:03.040 that a great degree

02:45:05.100 of

02:45:06.820 social trust was just taken for granted

02:45:09.260 like when outside of the second

02:45:11.160 world war anytime in the

02:45:13.260 west when has there been a major outpouring

02:45:15.360 of violence

02:45:16.060 like there really hasn't been

02:45:19.140 unless you live in like a middle

02:45:20.760 or an eastern european kind of shithole

02:45:23.320 post-soviet state right

02:45:25.220 like I so I mean

02:45:27.160 there's this great deal of just we're not

02:45:29.060 accustomed to violence

02:45:31.380 And I mean, I think we're seeing some rioting there, which I think kind of echoes McLuhan's point that violence is quest for identity, because we've been told now for 70 years that there is no violence, there is no nationalism, and that if you need to be defended, you're going to be basically a fucking vassal state to an empire that doesn't really have your best interest at heart.

02:45:53.560 and so i don't know if it's so much with like a genetic point here and maybe we're just applying

02:45:59.840 our own weird understanding of genetics to it but at the end of the day i just think that okay we've

02:46:04.120 been psychologically told conditioned and repressed that we are not allowed to engage

02:46:10.040 in the things that made us who we were in the past ergo um it's easy to kind of say oh like

02:46:15.940 these people are pussies or whatever and it's just like well it's functionally illegal in most places

02:46:20.480 to be as right-wing as we are and then on top of that you know we the the police at this point

02:46:29.640 know that the only people they can actually enforce the law are the people that are used

02:46:32.940 to law and order yeah well to me it's also like of the nations i see with the biggest pushback to

02:46:38.500 this where do we see it happen america germany france the uk like i just i don't maybe i've

02:46:47.280 been scanning the news it just seems that of the nations that are pushing back into mass migration

02:46:51.760 it is also the same people have been talking about against their own governments uh putting

02:46:58.320 you know risking their lives america would be a great example even canada with the trucker

02:47:02.800 protest that's one you know only you know fringe example it's not even about mass migration but

02:47:08.200 still i'm anyway and also someone in the chat i made a good point once where they said well

02:47:13.880 it's people would use that aesthetic or attracted to it because a i think michi peachy said in the

02:47:19.860 chat here it is the most rare it's it's a rare breed of human um and then also some people say

02:47:27.340 that's just archetypical of like the whitest possible thing so you know that's that's extreme

02:47:32.860 whiteness to which i said i agree but then it is just propagandistic in that sense rather than

02:47:38.340 who are the... I mean, there are plenty

02:47:40.560 of blonde-haired, blue-eyed people throughout

02:47:42.660 Western Europe.

02:47:45.120 I think you just meant on, like, a global

02:47:46.800 stage. Oh, sure.

02:47:48.480 Just, like, redheads, too.

02:47:50.720 So,

02:47:51.700 I get the

02:47:54.160 propagandistic drive there,

02:47:56.640 but also, and maybe this is

02:47:58.680 getting back to this certain point, I don't know why

02:48:00.560 the Germanic people would need

02:48:02.680 a fucking Scandinavian aesthetic

02:48:04.280 to feel good about themselves. I just think there's

02:48:06.620 enough history and enough genetic lineage there to you know and i get the historical the esoteric

02:48:13.400 literature i get the hyperborean stuff we've gone deep into hyperborea before you know we we know

02:48:19.280 the books we know all the background there but i'm also like i don't know it's i there's a british

02:48:25.600 look there's a british genetic code that doesn't look like that i don't that's why don't you if

02:48:32.440 you just have people who look like you as

02:48:34.700 your vanguardist ideal.

02:48:36.680 Anyway, I'm just spinning my wheels here, but I think

02:48:38.640 that's more to say. My HPD fans

02:48:40.880 in chat are just spurting the fuck

02:48:42.800 out, and it's just like, this is not a hat.

02:48:45.900 I'm just

02:48:46.800 going to let them rage. I'm just going to let them rage.

02:48:48.900 What are they mad at? Read it.

02:48:51.080 Oh god, this isn't how or why people

02:48:52.820 select mates. Please talk to Ed Dutton. It's

02:48:54.700 never, it's rare, I like it. Talk to Ed

02:48:56.860 Dutton. Nobody likes that

02:48:58.560 or that two-headed girl rare as heck.

02:49:00.180 Ed Dutton, the midget

02:49:03.200 true. Wait, okay, wait, wait, wait.

02:49:05.660 There's all that, but like, what is

02:49:07.060 what does Ed Dunn say that's

02:49:09.220 which, no,

02:49:10.920 I have read Ed Dunn

02:49:13.180 and I've spoken to Ed Dunn. Have you guys?

02:49:15.380 Have you? Shut the fuck up,

02:49:17.300 faggot.

02:49:19.120 I'm gonna let y'all keep fighting.

02:49:21.260 I've spoken to him on several fucking occasions.

02:49:27.000 The thing with Ed Dutton, though, is that he's

02:49:28.980 6'4 and blonde.

02:49:30.180 so you can't because i don't know what part of the discussion because he's probably reading old

02:49:35.480 chats too about mate selection but like they're you're not you're not choosing mates based on

02:49:41.160 genetics what i'm saying is genetic yeah well actually the thing about edward dunn you stupid

02:49:45.120 fucking faggot is that when he talks about genetics it's it is it's it's represented by

02:49:51.580 behaviors that's literally what i was fucking saying so when you are judging genetics you're

02:49:55.440 not judging aesthetics you're also judging behaviors that was my fucking point we're

02:49:58.500 acting like you just

02:49:59.460 you pick mates based on aesthetics

02:50:02.480 so why don't you read Ed Don you stupid

02:50:06.300 fucking nigger why don't you listen to Blood

02:50:08.520 Satellite

02:50:09.080 the problem is women

02:50:11.360 gentlemen please

02:50:14.640 let us return to the real problem at hand

02:50:16.800 oh my god

02:50:20.200 thank you dimes that was refreshing

02:50:24.220 I think I'm going to call it a night

02:50:25.720 oh fuck it's almost

02:50:28.360 11. Fuck.

02:50:31.200 Ugh, I gotta go to work.

02:50:32.520 Alright, so I gotta get going.

02:50:34.060 You have to work at midnight.

02:50:36.240 Sorry, thank you.

02:50:37.320 Ever since I decided to get

02:50:40.600 employed again, my 9mm looks at me

02:50:42.480 differently.

02:50:44.040 Do you have the talking gun? Can we

02:50:46.360 make its debut here?

02:50:47.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:50:49.740 You're never here for this, Judas. I'm only talking to you

02:50:52.360 like twice. So, anyways,

02:50:54.480 this is the talking gun.

02:50:56.520 Hey, buddy.

02:50:57.020 and he's going to be talking to me later tonight

02:50:59.440 as I think about

02:51:01.300 whether or not I want to go to work tomorrow.

02:51:03.120 So, chat,

02:51:05.380 remember, you keep

02:51:07.020 this gun from talking to me

02:51:09.100 personally by subscribing

02:51:10.920 and listening

02:51:12.100 and doing everything that's necessary.

02:51:15.080 I should end it with a fucking, like, sound clip

02:51:17.160 of, like, a loud bang at the end before

02:51:19.020 people think I like. Oh, that'd be

02:51:21.140 fun. I should do that at the end of the Digital Archipelago.

02:51:23.160 Be like, man, this was a fun last episode.

02:51:24.820 geo was so nice knowing you this is the talking gun and then just like i played like the sound

02:51:30.800 board and it's just like a loud bang and then i click in for the stream like what oh man you've

02:51:37.780 given me so many ideas thank you chat you're so great uh that was a lot of fun all right a great

02:51:44.300 time this has been a great episode all right everyone just take the talking gun to the

02:51:47.740 convenience store um my friend ragu says this is what you get for being fucking employed or

02:51:54.220 getting fucking married and i'm like yeah i guess so um but i i'm looking forward to being that

02:52:00.220 now i'm getting shooed out for uh being a fucking turning into a wife guy

02:52:06.140 i don't know it sounds like i got the last chopper out of saigon faggot

02:52:11.060 sorry guys we're all out of wives we're all out of wives sorry there buddy uh you can cling on to

02:52:17.160 that c17 like that one afghan guy didn't fall off at 10 000 feet you're gonna be like that

02:52:22.780 One Japanese guy who thought the war was still going on

02:52:25.320 They found him on an island like 30 years later

02:52:27.360 That's what I want

02:52:28.700 I want there to be some guy

02:52:30.260 On the incel subreddit in like 2070

02:52:33.140 Being like, I'm still here

02:52:34.960 You're the one Japanese guy on the island

02:52:37.320 Hasn't bathed, hasn't changed clothes

02:52:39.300 Looking for someone to rape

02:52:40.400 He can't, he's just on the island

02:52:41.920 Rape is over

02:52:45.020 We don't do that

02:52:45.900 It's like the forever war

02:52:46.860 We don't do that anymore

02:52:47.980 I need to be told to stand down

02:52:51.060 By who?

02:52:52.780 let me i did see your super chat oz i didn't know that it came with a message i guess i'm

02:52:56.720 gonna go have to read that real quick feel obligated the the the last rapist on earth

02:53:02.520 needs to be told to stand down by barack this just sounds like um oh it just says you didn't

02:53:07.660 send any instructions so i guess no message but yes i did get it so thank you um the last

02:53:13.080 chopper out of kabul yeah and now it's just you it's like it's like fucking uh the end or the

02:53:18.920 beginning of any resident evil game and it's just you surrounded by like a thousand rapists

02:53:24.020 it's like survive can you raccoon city can you survive it's funny they did a comic based on

02:53:30.620 that exact premise called crossed uh man objective survive um oh no it says oh well

02:53:42.460 well i guess i'm gonna have to go hold on let me go check before i go do anything else

02:53:47.380 before I'm an asshole

02:53:48.800 close this window

02:53:51.560 yeah go to fucking

02:53:52.780 I'm just going through other comments here

02:53:55.560 that are just like you've tried gas station

02:53:57.120 I'm not trying gas station girlfriend

02:53:58.900 I don't know what that was about

02:54:00.840 gas station girlfriend let's go

02:54:03.540 yeah yeah more like I'll aids ya

02:54:05.300 I'll aids ya

02:54:07.180 can't believe we gotta put these up on the board

02:54:09.500 we almost missed these

02:54:10.520 no it just says the top tip right there

02:54:12.940 that's all it says Oz

02:54:13.840 dimes is gaming dimes games yeah he's here i used to i haven't gamed really in two years

02:54:20.140 this is the first time uh it was a good time no i liked him we might have to do it again i'm gonna

02:54:26.880 wait till the reviews are in it whether i fuck this all up but oh see even though i say all this

02:54:33.540 this from my on my end it gets paywalled on your end all this shit i say gets to be on on display

02:54:39.240 this will be a good time

02:54:40.180 yes well you didn't say anything bad

02:54:43.120 it's just

02:54:43.520 alright

02:54:46.640 alright I'm getting the fuck

02:54:49.320 off here before I make any more terrible decisions

02:54:51.300 alright great stream guys

02:54:53.180 we'll talk to you next time thank you for tuning in

02:54:55.060 we'll see you soon

Blood Satellite - August 01, 2025

BSNL23： Helldivers 2

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