Blood Satellite - February 18, 2023


Third Superposition Superstition ["crucify filthy whoppers"]


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Length

3 hours and 24 minutes

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183.37

Word count

37,483

Sentence count

370

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Misogyny

6

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Toxicity

405

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Hate speech

248

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a
00:00:07.840 blood satellite did we start recording already we're recording now oh well hello good evening
00:00:23.500 everyone don't look at them they don't like being addressed this is me just walking into the studio 0.99
00:00:30.860 with my fucking pants down while you're talking you turn around and look at the door who the 0.99
00:00:34.780 fuck is this guy i'm very sorry he starts off the episode by showing his ass so i'm gonna i had to 1.00
00:00:43.280 look this up because it didn't seem real uh because i have to doubt everything i see now 0.99
00:00:48.060 that's forwarded by people that i respect i don't like living like that i don't like having to
00:00:52.960 second guess respectable people but this is the soup that we must swim in so the show is titled
00:01:01.860 chromosome 21 a man with down syndrome is found by the police at a crime scene the investigation
00:01:09.480 is uncertain about the participation of this man was he the murderer or a witness you can't really
00:01:16.480 go calling the show that though you can't just call it it's a serious show from the looks of it
00:01:23.600 it's a crime drama it's built i don't see comedy anywhere it is you can you call it chromosome 21
00:01:30.800 like that's if the comedy is the fact that it was actually made so i mean that's it's chilean
00:01:39.040 so maybe this is just how they are but i look at it tell it's like if you had a a show with 0.87
00:01:46.340 down syndrome firefighter serious show just like rescue me and you called it flame retarded 0.64
00:01:53.260 you had that one in the chamber already no no no i just came up with it that's good 0.87
00:02:01.540 i'm just feeling slick today flame retarded oh man i'm just feeling good i'm feeling nice 0.54
00:02:10.440 man there's a lot to talk about because last episode i think we were given a freebie by 0.73
00:02:17.020 having spandrel on because i'm not sure that was the top shelf episode this one is going to be the
00:02:22.500 topest shelf we're ready this is this is going to be super i got a meat stick in me statistically
00:02:28.900 whenever i start an episode with a meat stick yeah we got venison and it's pork those are two
00:02:35.760 good meats give you a good aura i got things a couple things i gotta talk about though yeah
00:02:40.720 now i need and this this first one's serious and this might be the rest of the episode
00:02:45.560 now you're familiar with the concept of a forever stew yes i am actually or otherwise known as as
00:02:53.620 the perpetual stew yeah as well so basically i just heard about this the other day now what do
00:03:01.380 you know about this have you is this something you've tried or someone in your family's tried
00:03:04.940 and just to let people know what this is so it's a stew i'd read about it it's like a
00:03:10.820 a throwback to the medieval times where you know you would see or even in the wild west where
00:03:17.240 there's always a big pot of stew just cooking and it seems to never turn off it's always on
00:03:22.200 it's just a stew that's always there and always going you just cycle in new leftovers new meats
00:03:28.360 and whatever but it it's just a stew that's there forever maybe even cross generationally
00:03:34.000 so sorry continue no i mean i think the general concept is it could be cross-generational but
00:03:40.880 more broadly it's the idea that rather than thinking of a stew as it's like temporal within
00:03:49.700 a certain meal frame like you say this is a this is a dinner stew so when this dinner when this
00:03:55.820 meal is over and people leave i clean the pot out it's more for like if you if it's uh like an inn
00:04:03.020 like an 18th century inn where you do have people eating at all hours then when do you stop to clean
00:04:09.940 the pot if you only have one fire and one pot right you don't you just keep it going and you
00:04:14.960 would you would clean it you would you would empty it out but only when there's a lull in the action
00:04:20.840 which might be days you know or weeks so i mean and so far is it going for years or generations
00:04:26.540 like yeah it could i mean why not i mean you probably have some technical issues practical
00:04:31.800 issues but yeah just the idea that the meal never ends and so the stew never ends you don't make a
00:04:37.660 point of like emptying out and cleaning it just because it's nine o'clock or something yeah but
00:04:43.600 i i don't think i don't see a problem with it to be honest i don't i don't think you get into the
00:04:47.340 issues like sanitation issues until like probably many weeks down the road yeah the way i imagine
00:04:53.800 this i'm taking this very literally i want a stew that is forever i don't want the fire to go out
00:05:01.460 i'm looking at the wikipedia such foods can continue cooking for decades or longer if
00:05:07.860 properly maintained i can pass this stew down to my grandchildren which is kind of brings me to 0.99
00:05:16.700 what i'm talking about here now and it's when you have a wife who's kind of used to your bullshit 0.99
00:05:23.260 um so i got a wife who thinks that she's she thinks she's got a black belt in my bullshit 0.99
00:05:30.980 but i gotta stay one step ahead of her but she she knows what scheme when she hears one 0.97
00:05:36.060 and you know good husbands good men we always got a scheme going a couple of schemes that we're
00:05:42.880 trying to keep in the hopper so maybe i came to her with the wrong energy i came to her with a
00:05:48.940 scheme energy but she immediately said that doesn't make sense what are you talking about 0.91
00:05:54.120 that's stupid i don't want a forever what do you mean what do you mean um and these are the 0.99
00:06:01.660 questions i wasn't prepared for yeah she's got you on the back foot already and that's never good 0.99
00:06:05.820 yeah so i had to like a skulk away and brood for a while that's why i'm coming to you
00:06:11.420 so in your mind and you're a have a fantastic technical mind 0.99
00:06:17.280 how do we have a secret forever stew to keep it away from the women until like until they
00:06:23.960 get used to the idea they'll be happy it's there i we you know this we all all the guys know this
00:06:29.420 they're gonna be happy that forever stews there when they find the shed but is it a shed i guess
00:06:35.300 that's one wonder how do we how do you make a clandestine forever stew yeah you'd have to have
00:06:41.720 like a separate uh cooker and a separate pot you'd have to and you'd probably have to have like a hood
00:06:48.660 like to keep this the the absolutely indescribable incomparable aroma the scent which could draw
00:06:57.760 even the most filled man from miles is is going to you have to hide that somehow that's thing
00:07:04.940 because you gotta block it because that that the waft going in their nose will pick them up off the
00:07:09.200 ground and lure them through the air like what is that i'm going to divorce you and marry that
00:07:14.940 whatever that is and then they're going to find out that it's the stew that you made and they're
00:07:19.160 going to be very embarrassed because if if it doesn't hook them it's good they're going to
00:07:23.420 wonder where all these vagrants and vagabonds are skulking around she's thinking it's the pie she 1.00
00:07:29.740 left on the windowsill and i gotta humor her i'm saying yeah she doesn't make any good her pies are 0.98
00:07:34.800 ass but but i'm trying to build her up so maybe maybe gotta get okay so you got first step get 0.94
00:07:42.760 the wives into making pies you call this an ulterior motive yeah and then i'm thinking 0.95
00:07:49.980 so we're gonna have a stew shed and we need an answer for dimes judas why do you guys keep going
00:07:56.680 from your bunk beds into the shed in the middle of the night surely first of all both of you are
00:08:03.980 going second of all in the middle of the night i don't have an answer for that it's like some
00:08:09.460 hardy boys adventure where we sneak out in our long johns and what are you what are you boys 0.97
00:08:13.980 doing out there nothing ma nothing except we're really angry shut up shut up 0.87
00:08:21.760 we're in our pajamas with our our long caps our nightcaps yeah just in the snow like i'm sorry 0.91
00:08:31.800 where it's just you make me so angry huge chrome flashlight with like nine d batteries in it like
00:08:40.560 you could you could you could kill a bear with it walking around with those you could you could
00:08:45.120 stir the stew with it is what you could do what's that unmistakable aroma wafting in from the
00:08:50.740 darkness no no it's just that's just the side-by-side outhouse oh ma it could only be one
00:08:58.320 of your pies see there's that that's where it is i haven't i did put a night pie on
00:09:05.440 no it's okay you're just you're on your period 0.99
00:09:10.040 don't worry see this is guys this is why you gotta get a dumb wife this wouldn't work on ours 1.00
00:09:18.140 because i i was trying to i thought i was gonna dumb wife turns out she's actually a genius 1.00
00:09:22.060 also though from now on when when a woman's on her period where the code is she she done put a 0.94
00:09:27.700 night pie on she done she done put a night pie on okay like i you know i'm not saying it's solved
00:09:37.640 but i'm saying we got a lot of good ideas i'm hearing yeah yeah this is good all right another
00:09:44.140 thing that um this blew my mind when i saw it and this won't i might not need to show you this
00:09:50.700 because maybe you can imagine it but i just saw a video that blew my mind um and it's kind of a
00:09:57.040 rare video i guess because a lot of people didn't see this but it was a video of a moose uh in
00:10:02.620 canada in the winter shaking off its antlers oh yeah did you okay so apparently everyone knows
00:10:08.980 this happens well i don't know if everybody knows that i i i'm aware of it because i'm a canadian
00:10:14.300 but i mean okay well actually i don't think i i don't think i knew about it i probably saw that
00:10:19.360 for the first time only a few years ago but yeah no they should they should or is it you saw an
00:10:25.200 opportunity to slip the knife into my forearm there under my armpit and take me look i'm 35
00:10:31.280 and when i was in my late 20s i still did not know that i think you'd probably know it
00:10:37.200 if you were rural and you dealt with that like if you knew about hunting or whatever you'd
00:10:42.660 probably know that but most i i would guess that most even most canadians probably don't know that
00:10:47.240 this is one again that that they need to know there's a lot of guys i don't know how the
00:10:51.620 numbers in front of me but i bet it's a million i bet there's a million men who they got antlers
00:10:57.880 hanging up on their walls they've been telling tall tales that they took out a moose yeah they 0.98
00:11:02.880 just found them on the fucking floor that's the thing the government doesn't want you to know but 0.97
00:11:06.740 the moose antlers are free you can just take them like i have three yeah just just picking 0.99
00:11:11.560 taking them home and telling tall tales friends family second families that's why the real the
00:11:19.140 real boys have the uh the moose head the taxidermized head because that's not that's not
00:11:25.040 free they only get one of those way they figure out that wolves shake off their own head and then
00:11:29.660 grow another one wild man all these guys that's how the guy from the gray he survives based on
00:11:38.660 true story he just found a bunch of wolf discarded wolf heads and told him so yeah i uh smashed some 0.99
00:11:44.620 glass on my knuckles and took him out i said well it doesn't make any fucking sense faggot 0.97
00:11:49.200 and then uh that was me when i met him but he sold everyone else on it i called liam neeson 0.99
00:11:54.500 a faggot that's you're gonna have to back that one up holy smokes well no he's he me calling him 0.97
00:12:03.060 that hurt him so much that if you ask him about it he'll deny it fair enough who wants to who wants 1.00
00:12:08.580 who admit to a story where they were called an insult i couldn't i've never been insulted
00:12:16.220 couldn't be me that's never happened i called the king of england chinese and here's i know
00:12:21.820 it's true if you ask him he'll get really shaky and old and deny it
00:12:26.100 king charles is like addressing the nation shivering and sweating i am not chinese i
00:12:34.660 have never been i've never been called chinese the daily mail has said that some man called me 0.93
00:12:42.400 chinese i like that bomb ass king charles impression he just did i was i never chinese
00:12:49.120 he is uh you know here's king charles addressing the nation ah geez dude i'm not chinese 0.78
00:13:01.960 i love king charles it's great oh man all right so another another news story that will
00:13:12.660 lead us into i just saw this right before the show started so i don't even have a fully formed
00:13:18.080 idea of it yet i'm just fine because i'm breaking the rule of like commenting on news stories as
00:13:23.280 they happen but the thing i'm commenting on is just that i find it amusing remember our friend 0.83
00:13:28.460 john fetterman senator fetterman yeah the retard yeah yeah that one yeah he just checked himself 0.87
00:13:38.840 into the hospital for depression yeah this is just really coming out in the last few minutes this is 0.55
00:13:45.520 obviously really sad it says here in the statement from fetterman's chief of staff that he checked
00:13:50.540 himself into walter reed medical hospital to receive treatment for clinical depression they
00:13:55.580 said he visited with the Capitol attending physician Brian Monaghan here early in the week
00:13:59.980 on Monday who advised him to do this advised him to check himself into the hospital they said that
00:14:05.700 he will continue getting voluntary treatment on a voluntary basis I don't know what emotion I was
00:14:11.620 supposed to feel but I felt laughter because it just I've never heard of that I've never heard
00:14:18.100 of a senator or a congressperson or any leader just like stepping down and and admitting first
00:14:25.580 of all admitting they're depressed and then going away for it well did he did he step down or did
00:14:30.740 he just check into the hospital without stepping down well that's a he checked in the hospital but
00:14:34.440 to me and this is the question should you step down and maybe i'm old-fashioned yeah but yeah
00:14:43.180 right well i mean i had just read an article about him i think a week or two weeks ago about the fact
00:14:50.180 that since he had been elected um they're they're trying to what do you say they're trying to cover 0.93
00:14:59.120 for him essentially the story is it's the first time they've had just a literal broken sick retard 0.98
00:15:06.940 in that building and like they don't really know what to do so they're like no this is a great it's 0.99
00:15:13.340 a great turning point for us as an institution because we can really show that i mean anybody
00:15:18.040 anybody can work here anybody belongs here it's like what you mean is you're having to bend over
00:15:22.280 backward to get this guy like a special toilet seat so he doesn't piss all over the wall and he
00:15:27.420 has like nine people walking around the place with him because he keeps getting lost and he
00:15:31.740 doesn't remember where he is and it's like what how is this guy like what is he a senator now
00:15:37.180 and the funniest part this shouldn't be that funny if he was like this weird little guy
00:15:41.820 but he's not he's like a man giant he's like nine feet tall he's a mountain of a man yeah he looks
00:15:48.200 like a like a lord of the rings character well this is a problem that you know my wife um for a
00:15:54.700 while early i think in high school late in high school she said she was teaching you know the 0.98
00:16:00.860 developmentally disabled the retarded teaching them skills and it's kind of like a one-on-one
00:16:06.780 thing but and she's a pretty petite lady but it's like and these are it's rude to say i'm sure but 0.98
00:16:13.620 retard strength is real yeah and then if something upsets them and this is the part that never gets 0.94
00:16:19.220 brought up in these movies and shows is that like if they see a bird they don't like or you say a 0.97
00:16:24.760 word that reminds them of something like well they've picked up the table and hurled it through
00:16:29.020 the window and now they're hitting their head and now they're like screaming and like they tackle
00:16:34.900 you like they're not and they say oh they don't mean i'm like well exactly so john fetterman if 0.95
00:16:40.260 he sees a bird he doesn't like he's going through the fucking wall like the kool-aid man 0.94
00:16:44.360 like you what are you gonna that's a problem that you have now in the government yeah 0.98
00:16:49.840 but it's like it just made me wonder like is america ready
00:16:56.440 is america ready for the depressed president like it seems such a it's probably common these days
00:17:05.760 to have a mentally ill person but i don't think it's and there's rumors that such and such a
00:17:10.140 leader had these proclivities but just an openly depressed president is very funny to me yeah you
00:17:17.680 know the first president with uh first president with self-harm scars on his thighs and he's always
00:17:24.920 looking for reasons to wear shorts he just he's wearing like the full like suit tucked in suit
00:17:31.940 jacket and the tie and everything but it's tucked into short shorts so that you can see the scars
00:17:37.020 all over his legs he's just wearing crocs it's like oh yeah in february john okay okay fat man
00:17:45.320 yeah yeah yeah oh you just had to wear the shorts his his thigh scars are like at eye level for most
00:17:51.240 people he's passing in the hall yeah but also it's like i you know this i'm not trying to get
00:17:58.660 into like a psychological thing but like you here's a man who's gotten everything he wanted in
00:18:05.100 life against all reason there's no reason he should have won this much oh yeah and he just
00:18:12.900 wants to kill himself and i'm like i at that point like if you were if someone reads your 0.96
00:18:17.720 biography and says damn this is a statistical abnormality and he's like i don't know i don't 0.99
00:18:24.800 want to get up it's like okay you don't get go away your parents are rich go work in the used 0.97
00:18:30.400 car lot i think i think the depression the depression and and possible suicide is the is
00:18:37.260 actually the only thing that is consistent like when you get that far on so little and by so
00:18:42.280 little i mean like you've got so much and so little of it you actually deserve in like in john 0.98
00:18:48.180 fetterman's case like you're a retard you are dumb you haven't really done anything like we 0.99
00:18:53.260 talked about him before they're like oh he turned this town around no he didn't no he didn't he did 1.00
00:18:57.680 fucking nothing why and everyone's singing your praises all of the time if he's even remotely 0.98
00:19:02.800 aware of how little he deserves all of the good that has befallen him i'd want to kill myself too 1.00
00:19:08.980 because you're you're truly a fraud you truly are an imposter um so i mean that's actually the 0.99
00:19:14.140 fact that he's depressed he's like okay so he maybe he is human after all he doesn't look like 0.99
00:19:18.160 it but yeah is there is there an equation you can write that as a man you can be 0.98
00:19:26.680 more ugly and stupid if you are just bigger and taller that seems obvious but is it's it's real 0.99
00:19:34.060 right like he's an ugly dumb guy but he's huge and not necessarily in like an obese way but he's 1.00
00:19:41.380 not skinny obviously he's just a big guy and is is that the reason he is where he is i think it 0.99
00:19:46.840 might be like with women even like for women it's like he's obviously not handsome but is he at such
00:19:52.680 a size that that doesn't matter anymore we could ask a woman but we won't what do you think yeah
00:20:00.660 i think so i don't think that it's i i honestly unironically it's not that you win everything
00:20:06.520 when you're that big but you definitely have an advantage in politics and in business and in
00:20:12.680 things where you can like literally and figuratively throw your weight around to like
00:20:18.480 you know tip the scale in your favor so yeah if you you literally are like a seven and a half foot
00:20:24.280 giant and i've heard and seen that his demeanor socially is he's a very friendly affable you know 0.96
00:20:32.500 light-hearted type of guy never mind that he's a retard he seems like a very nice guy actually so 0.93
00:20:37.920 he's huge and he's a very nice guy and being a huge nice guy um is like you know what it is 0.99
00:20:44.960 is being huge and frightening like being a frightening visage is the defense mechanism
00:20:51.960 to being a nice guy because usually nice guys don't go that far so it's like you do your all
00:20:56.620 of your threats are passive and then you give somebody an out by being friendly and then they're
00:21:02.900 like well i don't really want to i don't want to pick a fight with this guy i'm just going to say
00:21:05.900 i like him because he's friendly but really you're afraid that he's going to sit on you when he's not
00:21:10.340 looking so and you know what if i saw him in a film or a tv show he would be a trope because that
00:21:18.420 right you just describe a trope that i hate in movies where it's like the badass biker
00:21:23.240 or the badass gangbanger who then does like an adorable thing and when i first read about him i 0.92
00:21:30.720 thought that was a shtick i didn't realize he was retarded and i thought he was literally doing that 0.92
00:21:35.020 trope as a as a political shtick and it's like no he's like born that way that's actually who he is 0.91
00:21:40.860 he's like crazy he's like henry rollins in the sense that he was gifted uh a form and a figure
00:21:47.720 that looks like he's a tough guy but he's not the john fetterman looks like a jail guy he looks like 0.95
00:21:53.660 a guy who's always on probation he's not he's a rich kid but like if you look at him you're like 0.99
00:21:59.720 oh man i wouldn't fuck with that guy no you should everyone should fuck with him he's not 1.00
00:22:03.580 gonna do anything if you're in a wheelchair you can kick his ass i bet i'll bet you ten thousand 1.00
00:22:10.060 dollars yeah and what when he soon when he's in a wheelchair it'll be even easier to kick his ass 1.00
00:22:15.320 That arc is coming. 1.00
00:22:17.080 Him and Biden.
00:22:18.360 All right, so I want to dovetail that right into our next discussion.
00:22:24.340 But with the line, this is a line that I crafted.
00:22:27.560 You'll know it because it will not land.
00:22:31.400 John Fetterman is depressed because he just heard the news that the majority of Ohio remains livable.
00:22:43.200 See, I bet you're trying to stifle it.
00:22:45.120 that's a belly laugh if I ever heard one that's good in early February of 2023 Friday February
00:22:53.160 3rd to be exact a freight train carrying various different chemical compounds derailed near a
00:22:57.660 small town called West Palestine which is located in Ohio of the United States that train while
00:23:03.240 carrying a bevy of other toxic chemicals experienced a dramatic axle failure where
00:23:07.480 roughly 50 cars were derailed five of which contained a specific toxic chemical called
00:23:12.400 vinyl chloride according to the official chemical list that was released by norfolk southern which
00:23:17.620 was incomplete at the time and had to be further expanded at a later point vinyl chloride and
00:23:22.580 benzene residue as well as butyl acrylate or acrylate butyl acrylate i think is how you say
00:23:27.620 it were among the compounds that had spilled so you've heard about this right you heard about
00:23:32.100 the about them nuking the wrong palestine they they they done did it they done got the wrong
00:23:37.380 palestine yeah i've heard people call it palestine no way like people on the news call it palestine 0.97
00:23:46.500 i'm like you're doing that on purpose right that's some berenstain shit yeah yes oh my do you 0.56
00:23:53.220 like start asking people it's like do you remember when there's what about the other palestine what 0.93
00:23:57.020 other palestine you mean israel like i don't what that's coming man that's that's not a joke that is
00:24:05.180 coming like after they after they push palestine into the ocean in like 2035 it'll be like what
00:24:11.140 what palestine there's never a palestine it's like you think you're in a different branching 0.96
00:24:16.340 timeline but you're just talking to a jew yeah i wonder how many cases how many cases of the 0.99
00:24:24.240 mandela effect are you just being gaslit by a jew just making up nelson mandela's shit 1.00
00:24:31.720 fucking it always comes back to them doesn't it in every little thing 1.00
00:24:38.320 you think your car not starting in the morning as fast as it used to you think that's no it's 0.99
00:24:44.780 it's israel i'm telling you look into it unstoppable but yeah so that was like an
00:24:51.840 immediate first of all everyone learned like there's a palestine ohio so we're fault we're
00:24:57.100 we're doing our thing that we talked about which is not really discussing the news event as it
00:25:01.840 happens and uh waiting a while to kind of collect the data before you start making accusations and
00:25:08.520 claims because there was a lot of claims being made early on in this and the the fog of the
00:25:13.380 disaster you know um and now that we were a few days on uh when you employ this tactic of waiting
00:25:21.140 you end up at the same point which is realizing that you don't know anything i immediately regret
00:25:27.360 employing this tactic of interpreting the news because you realize that everything's complicated
00:25:33.600 and my wife my life is immeasurably worse because it's like the more you learn about this the more
00:25:40.060 because when you hear about the train derailment well your mind wants to jump to it's like it's
00:25:44.880 derail on purpose or it's to cover something up or and then you know what is this and it heard
00:25:52.200 conflicting things about the train derailment so like first of all I'll tell you give an example
00:25:58.200 so when I first heard that this train derailed and all the chemicals spilled and created this
00:26:04.520 huge disaster and then they lit it on fire and combusted all the chemicals creating this just
00:26:10.920 pillar of black smoke um assumedly toxic like you know i'm no chemist i'm no biologist by any
00:26:18.680 means but you know when you explain that to me i'm like oh that can't be good there's gonna be 0.99
00:26:22.760 people who die from that so i heard that and and then you start thinking oh what these stupid 1.00
00:26:28.460 police officers these idiot cops just lit it on fire and then you start thinking well that doesn't 1.00
00:26:35.200 make it why would they just is it an accident no it was like a controlled burn and i heard 1.00
00:26:40.140 a lot of people making fun of the cops calling it like oh they're they're doing a controlled
00:26:45.900 burn on chemicals and then i started listening to some other people who claim to be chemists i
00:26:51.660 don't even know if they are but i just heard them and they said no no that's what you do
00:26:54.700 that actually does make sense uh to to light on fire because when you light on fire yeah it's not
00:27:01.080 great but it's it's worse than just leaving it there is what they were saying and they said and
00:27:06.340 then they were saying that the toxins it's less toxic this way so i was hearing all that i was 0.87
00:27:12.120 listening to the experts and i thought well now i don't know what the fuck anything means but i'm 0.64
00:27:17.460 still looking at these these images and these videos of dead fish i'm still looking at people
00:27:23.380 saying that you know they're coughing their lungs are burning and i'm like there's got to be
00:27:29.000 something more to this because the idea was it was this sort of like uh like they're saying
00:27:34.700 chlorine was involved but then i'm also hearing reports that chlorine wasn't involved that it's
00:27:40.300 actually some other chemical and they're lying about the type of chemical that was actually on
00:27:45.020 there this was posted last night on the epa's website i'll put a link in my bio these notices
00:27:49.700 became standard practice in the 1980s after jimmy carter passed the super fun act also known as
00:27:54.900 CERCLA. The EPA sends this out to potentially responsible parties. It's basically a letter
00:27:59.300 saying, hey, we, the government, think that you're responsible for this. It's going to be expensive
00:28:03.920 to clean up. What do you have to say for yourself? It starts by just stating the facts, what happened,
00:28:08.420 where it happened, when it happened. But let's look at this last sentence here. Cars containing
00:28:12.060 vinyl chloride, butylacrylate, they told us about both of those, but then ethyl hexylacrylate and
00:28:17.720 ethylene glycol monobutyl ether are known to have been and continue to be released into the air,
00:28:24.180 surface soils and surface waters continue to be this is dated yesterday it's just
00:28:31.840 some explanation about what CERCLA is but below is a brief description of the
00:28:36.220 actions and observations taken by the EPA at the site conduct air testing great
00:28:41.220 conduct water testing great the EPA also made the following observations
00:28:45.600 material released during the incident were observed and detected in the
00:28:49.060 samples from sulfur run Leslie run Bull Creek North Fork Little Beaver Creek
00:28:54.120 little beaver creek in the ohio river areas of containment soil and free
00:28:59.400 liquids were observed and potentially covered and or filled during
00:29:04.440 reconstruction of the rail line including portions of the trench slash
00:29:08.940 burn pit that was used for the open burn of the vinyl chloride I think you have
00:29:12.840 to ask a few questions number one why are you learning this from me why have
00:29:17.120 they not released water tests since the fourth but they've released several days
00:29:21.120 of air tests yeah i heard i heard a little bit about it i mean one thing that one thing that
00:29:27.800 bugs me right away is the fact that they talk about the derailment they nobody's mentioning
00:29:33.760 why the derailment happened and then when they talk about the explosion or the fire they're
00:29:38.480 talking about the mainstream is talking about the explosion and fire in the headlines in the
00:29:43.180 context of it was a direct result of the derailment which is not true so regardless as to
00:29:49.460 whether they had a legitimate justification for detonating or burning off the chemical.
00:29:55.800 They're not talking about the fact that that was a decision that they made.
00:29:58.840 So if that was a decision that you made and it was the right decision for some chemical reason,
00:30:04.360 explain it to us and come forward.
00:30:06.740 The fact that you're kind of dodging it and arresting reporters and newsmen at the site
00:30:12.660 makes me think that it's a whole lot of copium on the side of these quote-unquote experts
00:30:18.180 saying that it was the right decision just call me crazy but when the government goes out of their
00:30:23.640 way to hide something it's usually not because they had a really great rationalization for doing
00:30:28.900 the thing it's usually because they had a horrible and selfish rationalization for doing a thing and
00:30:33.420 they don't want to talk about it and likewise with the derailment this was not a tragic accident that
00:30:39.420 no one could have predicted literally everybody involved could have and did predict it was going
00:30:44.320 to happen and then it happened because of what they had been doing with the unions and with
00:30:48.960 rail maintenance and everything in that region in that what is like the uh like north north i
00:30:53.920 forget the name of the rail line but that rail line had been struggling with these issues for
00:30:57.700 months yeah i'll let me read the post just to i think back that up now this is a post that was
00:31:03.840 made on 4chan but it seems to check out it just kind of summarizes it pretty well it says
00:31:09.000 uh joe biden forced the rail unions to stop striking by threatening them with all with life
00:31:15.120 in prison the rail unions were striking in november and december over something called
00:31:19.200 psr psr is precision scheduled railroading it means fewer crews less maintenance fewer days
00:31:26.760 off longer trains and just general unsafe business practices all the name of keeping
00:31:31.780 trains moving at all times to maximize profits on february 3rd a train heading from illinois
00:31:37.600 towards conway station ran over a sensor that detects heat on the train wheels and axles that
00:31:43.360 told them that their wheels were on fire instead of stopping and inspecting and repairing the damage
00:31:49.300 the crew of the train was ordered to dispatch to keep going towards conway so forever 20 miles
00:31:54.660 until it hit east palestine the train was going 30 miles an hour with its wheels melting and they
00:32:00.080 knew it that's the story i mean i i can believe that story because uh the others and this is what
00:32:06.620 was talking about with the this event so like the day of you're thinking tragedy what are they
00:32:11.840 covering up really what this is a story of is gross federal mismanagement of the rail lines
00:32:18.260 and there's a good friend of the show uh who knows quite a bit about this i'm trying to see
00:32:23.440 if i can get him back on to really give us a shotgun blast of train autism because it's
00:32:28.940 fascinating like trains are fascinating i'm not just doing that doing the bit i'm not doing the
00:32:33.700 bit on trains but if you care about you know the the matrix of shipping lines that they have in
00:32:40.060 north america and how much that means to everything happening it's good to know but
00:32:45.640 that the story here is that rail lines have been neglected for decades maybe a century depending
00:32:52.840 how some of these rail lines if you there's an image i'm looking at right now of like a train 0.83
00:32:57.660 in ohio going down the rail lines and these rail lines are fucked up they're all they're curved and 0.94
00:33:04.320 warped just from not being maintained it's just these these rail lines are fucked up so it's like 0.89
00:33:10.820 yeah it's a matter of time until and this is before you introduce sabotage by the way this 0.98
00:33:16.800 is before this these are rail lines that no one really gives a shit about and if like if you were 0.73
00:33:21.260 like a terroristic minded person you could do a lot with this i'm not trying to give any ideas 0.95
00:33:26.380 i'm trying to say like this is a big fucking deal that no one's paying attention to and oh yeah and 0.87
00:33:32.020 and then everyone another train derailment happened just recently and then whenever two 0.94
00:33:38.900 things happen back to back everyone's like well what could this mean and then you know people
00:33:44.600 trying to throw the people trying to throw water on the conspiracy theories end up revealing a
00:33:51.460 worst conspiracy so they'll say you know oh what do you think is happening it's conspiracy there's 0.98
00:33:57.900 over a thousand train derailments a year that's what they said i'm like how the fuck are there 0.97
00:34:04.380 a thousand huge train derailments a year that's that's a worse conspiracy that's a conspiracy 0.92
00:34:09.820 of ignorance and neglect well that's all the other thing that i always find interesting people
00:34:14.780 like did you know like the other one that happened a lot recently is talking about the number of food
00:34:19.020 processing plants that burn down or the number of chicken places that burn down. And I hear that
00:34:24.700 all the time. It's like, come on, X number of these burn down every year. Recent fires at food
00:34:30.180 processing plants across the U.S. have several people speculating online if something else is
00:34:34.860 behind them. This tweet notes a, quote, odd coincidence that, quote, 18 U.S. food processing
00:34:41.540 facilities burned down in the last six months. The question that we're looking at today are people
00:34:48.080 setting food processing plants on fire intentionally in order to create a food
00:34:52.980 shortage? Let's verify. On its website, the USDA says there are currently no food shortages or
00:34:59.780 widespread disruptions of the food supply in the country. So we can verify that no,
00:35:04.840 people are not setting food processing plants on fire intentionally in order to create a food
00:35:10.160 shortage. It's like, well, first of all, I know that statistic was pulled straight from your ass 1.00
00:35:16.400 because I know broadly what the growth of the economy looked like over the past 100 years, 0.97
00:35:21.100 which means that number can't be balanced over time.
00:35:24.620 So if there was a yearly statistic, it would only be important in the context of other yearly statistics over time. 0.97
00:35:31.220 So this is like classic statistics being used for bullshit. 0.95
00:35:34.480 I'm not saying that those people are like bad actors. 0.97
00:35:38.020 I just think that it's kind of careless to just say, hey, did you know that this year,
00:35:41.340 like this derailment is not suspicious because this year there were already 1,700 derailments.
00:35:46.400 Okay. So maybe the conspiracy is much broader than what we had initially thought, right? Because yeah, 1700 derailments. I mean, there, that's a, that's a problem. Am I insane for saying that's a big fucking problem where it's like, Hey, don't worry about it. 25 or 30 of our, uh, of our, uh, our food processing plants burn down every year. Really? How many of these things do we have?
00:36:10.380 like I know in our, I'm just comparing them to homes, right? How many homes in a given,
00:36:14.880 like in my region, we haven't had a home burned down this, this in all of 2022, I think maybe
00:36:20.400 one home burned down. And we only have one food packing plant in the whole region. So like you
00:36:25.780 have 50,000 homes and one food packing plant. If even a hundred homes burnt down, that's a drop in
00:36:32.520 the bucket. If one food processing plant burns down, that's horribly damaging. So to say that
00:36:38.200 like oh well you know what happens 30 40 50 these burn every year no wait what no it's also it's not
00:36:45.720 easy to burn an entire building down that's another thing that i want to get that's the
00:36:50.140 other thing yeah yeah unless it's full of like fertilizer or something but like with food packing
00:36:55.320 plants i'm not saying it's hard to burn them down compared to other places but it's not like it's
00:37:00.360 not like a timber frame home that if somebody's asleep and it catches fire and they don't have
00:37:05.400 an alarm or something like it could it could be gone within a few hours you know or be unusable
00:37:10.160 within a few hours but like a food packing plant that's wild man these things they're like 10,000
00:37:16.620 20 30,000 square feet if you catch fire in one section and they have like there's an office
00:37:23.060 area and there's a packing area like according to food standard regulations right you have to
00:37:27.460 have all of these in different like bulk headed zones they have to have like air locks between
00:37:31.720 them to prevent cross-contamination so like that would actually make it harder for fire to spread
00:37:36.720 at a glance so and you're telling me that like what it just burned the whole thing either burned
00:37:40.960 up in a couple of hours or it took two days to burn and they just didn't put it out like come on
00:37:46.020 yeah like i'm i have to at some point i have to push back on this i'm not i'm not saying i just
00:37:50.800 believe everything i hear on the internet but also your your your response has to be a little
00:37:56.320 bit better than that i don't know yeah and also like that's kind of what i'm trying to weigh here
00:38:00.440 because this is a developing story but you know it seems to me that there's new information
00:38:05.840 emerging about the nature of these chemicals because like i don't try this is why i was
00:38:11.240 looking at what the chemists were saying and i'm like it's not like you got the entire shipping
00:38:15.200 manifest it's not like you like these are very complicated situations with different chemicals
00:38:21.380 interacting with the soil and shit like that i'm like okay i'm sorry but anytime i see a video of 0.97
00:38:26.980 like just hundreds of dead fish floating on the water and a deer with its face on fire like you're 0.81
00:38:33.900 not going to tell me it's like oh no that's nothing that like no and then also like you're
00:38:38.180 hearing new information trickle in about uh you know i was looking at a post here saying like oh
00:38:44.700 the way the chemicals look in this water means it's not really uh vinyl chloride which is what
00:38:50.260 they said it was it's like no it must be mixing with something else which and then we come back
00:38:55.140 to your point which is why is this being shuttered so much why are journalists getting kicked out of 0.94
00:39:01.080 town hall meetings why are people getting arrested like what the fuck is going that's a strange thing 0.79
00:39:07.840 to do um i'm not sure however that there's a race angle to this because i'd heard some people 0.99
00:39:15.740 floating that idea that oh if this were a black town it wouldn't because it uh palestine is
00:39:23.260 majority white there's a joke in there somewhere but um the majority is like 94 white and the
00:39:30.460 people are saying oh if they weren't white if it was a black or hispanic town they would have
00:39:33.900 gotten fema support let's start with the governor just this morning dewine tweeted that his
00:39:39.420 administration has been in touch with fema to talk about the possibility of the state receiving
00:39:44.680 federal support stating in part quote but fema continues to advise that ohio is not eligible
00:39:51.320 for assistance at this time now we did a deep dive into fema's website and here's what we found
00:39:57.160 now we did a deep dive into fema's website and here's what we found i don't know about that
00:40:06.520 because flint michigan also had polluted water and flint michigan has had polluted water forever
00:40:12.500 that's a majority black town and when a city rather and then when when that news emerged
00:40:18.860 everyone was not laughing but pointing to it say oh that's what you get when you have a city run by 1.00
00:40:24.720 black people it's carelessness with infrastructure it's lack of planning and like well then the 1.00
00:40:29.620 exact same thing would apply here this seems to be a an incident let's call it that created by 0.99
00:40:37.280 i guess lazy white politicians governors i don't know how the rail lines fit in with all that like 0.97
00:40:46.780 that might be a federal thing i don't know how the rail line ownership shit works but i i think 0.99
00:40:52.220 like if we're talking negligence i don't think you can realistically make a claim that this is like 0.80
00:40:57.720 you imagine if the races were reversed like it's not that i don't know what do you think yeah
00:41:02.420 well i mean just just to touch on the rail lines for a second without knowing exactly how these
00:41:09.540 rail lines work we just established at the beginning that you had a rail union and a rail
00:41:15.020 company which are both private technically technically private um but they're not completely
00:41:20.080 private because when they have a dispute the government steps in and plays kingmaker and just
00:41:25.100 decide who they decide who wins right so i mean they're now they're you could argue that they're
00:41:31.480 not private anymore they're semi-public because they're the government is the one deciding so i
00:41:35.480 blame the government i think what should have happened is the rail lines should have shut down
00:41:39.500 and a lot of people's packages and goods would not have been delivered and also palestine ohio would 0.96
00:41:44.560 not be a fucking crater so that's one thing as for the race i think it's great to always look 0.62
00:41:50.660 at it as a facet of an event it seems pretty obvious that it's you can't really tie it either 0.97
00:41:57.160 way to race in this case doesn't mean it was wrong to look at it but i think anybody trying to drum
00:42:02.220 that up is maybe needs to re-examine their motivations a bit like i don't think with the
00:42:06.800 race thing is so prevalent you don't need to fabricate examples of anti-white sentiment to
00:42:13.660 find way more than you need so you just do yourself a disservice by by making it up in
00:42:19.760 cases where it's pretty obvious like i'm glad to be proven wrong but there's so much else that's
00:42:24.460 going on here that seems to be so much more important and and and are really driving factors
00:42:29.700 that have nothing to do with race that you want to you want to shoehorn race in there even if
00:42:34.080 there was maybe something like somebody was joking about like the number of like upper management 0.53
00:42:38.260 employees that are black so it's like kind of black and competence led to this is like yeah
00:42:42.320 maybe i don't know maybe i would i wouldn't say no to that but at the same time um there's like 0.96
00:42:49.220 it's more than just a couple of i don't want to i never want to get into setting the precedent of
00:42:53.920 this huge national rail line a mistake that was made at the federal level about their management
00:42:58.800 and you're going to blame like the regional comptroller for what happened like i don't 0.95
00:43:04.340 care what race they are it's not the fucking regional comptroller's fault so yeah yeah so i 0.95
00:43:10.480 I guess it's still an ongoing story, 0.98
00:43:12.200 but I just wanted to use that.
00:43:13.940 I wanted to talk about it
00:43:15.140 because it seems to be getting worse.
00:43:17.980 And when I heard this early on,
00:43:19.920 I'd watched the rollercoaster of this entire story
00:43:22.220 by people saying it's the end of the world,
00:43:24.420 right to it's nothing.
00:43:26.320 And now it's leveled out at the beginning 0.96
00:43:28.160 where this is really, really fucking bad, 0.81
00:43:30.480 but it's just complicated enough 0.93
00:43:32.560 where if we're getting into a heads will roll mindset,
00:43:36.860 20,000 heads need to roll. 0.99
00:43:38.680 this is a a simp this is the the convergence of a bunch of different bullshit yeah and it's all 0.94
00:43:46.660 like not only in what caused it but also the reaction to it and also that like if this turns 0.89
00:43:53.240 out to be as bad as i think it might be and then they're not doing a full evacuation they're still
00:44:00.000 letting people kind of mill around and they're not taking swifter action then that will be very
00:44:05.060 damning i guess that's where i'm coming at speaking something in that same vein a similar
00:44:12.980 story that i was kind of holding out on and once again i've ended in that equilibrium where 0.74
00:44:18.860 i don't know what anything means anymore remember don't do what we prescribed last episode 0.97
00:44:25.360 it's better to make knee-jerk reactions it's better to shoot your mouth off i thought i was 0.78
00:44:31.940 going to be the nuanced king i i rescind my crown i don't want to live like this because then it just 0.94
00:44:38.580 once you realize the the factors at play okay so here's one we're talking about ufos
00:44:45.000 so the headline in canada would have been from justin trudeau uh so it was the line that justin
00:44:55.220 trudeau there was we all remember the uh chinese weather balloon that was shot down ancient history
00:45:01.720 ancient history. There's new information about the balloon the U.S. military shot down off the
00:45:06.780 Atlantic coast. CBS News has learned U.S. intelligence tracked that balloon from an
00:45:11.560 island off the south coast of China last month. It drifted east toward Guam and Hawaii before
00:45:16.920 heading north over Alaska. Officials say it's possible the balloon was blown off course but
00:45:21.540 they insist the Chinese still had control when it floated over floated south over the lower 48.
00:45:26.820 Some Republicans are calling on President Biden to address the American public directly.
00:45:31.720 And just as critically, we acted out of an abundance of caution and an opportunity that
00:45:37.000 allowed us to take down these objects safely.
00:45:41.820 Our military and the Canadian military are seeking to recover the debris so we can learn
00:45:46.900 more about these three objects.
00:45:49.280 Our intelligence community is still assessing all three incidences.
00:45:53.040 They're reporting to me daily and will continue their urgent efforts to do so, and I will
00:45:57.200 communicate that to the Congress.
00:45:59.620 We don't yet know exactly what these three objects were, but nothing right now suggests
00:46:05.180 they were related to China's spy balloon program or that they were surveillance vehicles from
00:46:10.320 any other country.
00:46:12.680 And for a while, remember, it was revealed to be a Chinese weather balloon.
00:46:16.500 For like a couple of days, people were thinking it was going to be a UFO. 0.56
00:46:20.800 Me, I'm fingers crossed in UFOs.
00:46:22.980 I want to believe.
00:46:24.220 It turned out to be a Chinese weather balloon that Biden ordered to be taken down, and he
00:46:29.300 goes in front of the united states of america he says i ordered that to be taken down um and
00:46:35.220 everyone says what an odd thing to say okay then uh there was a similar uh high altitude
00:46:42.940 craft of some kind that was going over alaska going over canada and that it was similarly
00:46:49.540 taken down i believe over lake huron is where it ended up here's the tweet by justin trudeau says
00:46:55.380 I ordered the takedown of the unidentified object that violated Canadian airspace.
00:47:00.980 NORAD confirmed that an unidentified object entered unlawfully Canadian airspace.
00:47:09.520 It represented a reasonable threat to civilian aircraft, so I gave the order to take it down.
00:47:16.360 Canadian and American fighter jets were scrambled, and an American F-22 successfully shot down the object.
00:47:23.460 just literally doing the bit there were two i think the one that they shot down was uh in the
00:47:30.960 yukon territory so it was near the alaskan one then there was another one where they scrambled
00:47:35.720 and like created a national airspace exclusion zone and that was over like huron but they never
00:47:40.360 talked about what they saw or why and then that space was closed down later so like whatever is
00:47:45.680 happening whether it's a psyop or not there's there's the news there's the like the news
00:47:50.520 releases about the ones that jets literally shot out of the sky and there's a handful of other ones
00:47:55.920 within the same week that didn't really get the coverage but there was clearly there was jets out
00:48:00.660 there doing something related so there's lots of stories about jets being scrambled there's a lot
00:48:07.220 of news about unidentified things in the sky um i don't know only a couple were like the first one
00:48:14.260 the chinese uh spy balloon was really that only became news because people saw it a lot of people
00:48:22.220 forget that like that was not broken by the american government that was broken by some
00:48:26.960 people with cameras that were on the for some reason it came low enough on a clear day where 0.95
00:48:31.940 they're like what the fuck is that and then the american government had to respond they were the
00:48:36.520 last ones to respond to it then then there's this one so there's a couple things i think one there's 0.98
00:48:42.940 some kind of shady things going on with you know maybe it is something kooky but I here's an
00:48:50.020 alternate story let's start with the alternate story what I think it might actually be which is
00:48:55.020 that they're all spy balloons and people are just figuring out that there's just so many spy balloons 0.97
00:49:03.560 over these countries at all fucking times. Monday in a regular news briefing in Beijing 0.97
00:49:10.100 Foreign Ministry spokesperson Wang Wenbin said he had no understanding of the latest incident
00:49:15.300 and reiterated that the first balloon shot down by U.S. forces was completely an accident.
00:49:21.440 He added that U.S. balloons had flown over China's airspace without permission
00:49:24.800 more than 10 times since the beginning of January 2022.
00:49:29.900 And that the people weren't even really supposed to know.
00:49:32.240 It's just something that the governments kind of know. 0.82
00:49:34.860 They don't want to admit to the people because then they'll look inept.
00:49:37.760 but like they i think the american government kind of delayed on taking the balloon down because they
00:49:43.060 were hoping it would just go away because if they're like okay now we're in a position where
00:49:47.760 we're gonna start taking out all these balloons maybe there's a thousand of these five balloons
00:49:51.600 above america right now and that's just the one that people demand to be caught and then canada
00:49:56.400 playing you know me too it's like we took one down too look at us but it's like
00:50:01.920 maybe everyone's got spy balloons all the time on everyone else and this is just a thing the people
00:50:07.400 have just figured out you know what i mean and maybe people are they're kind of pissed off that
00:50:12.260 they made an issue of it and the people weren't supposed to know that this is just a thing a weird
00:50:17.340 thing that we do yeah i i could believe that what do you think about that theory um it could be i
00:50:26.420 i wonder my my only retort would be if there's that many spy balloons is this really the first
00:50:34.760 time that one has flown close enough to be visible to the human eye like there's a lot of um
00:50:39.260 like hobby what do you call like hobby astronomers or like amateur astronomers who are out there all
00:50:45.560 the time with telescopes and cameras watching the sky like at some point and these aren't hard to
00:50:49.880 see right like even like normal satellites you can actually see fairly easily like at dusk or at night
00:50:54.520 so i think at some like for example if there's stuff that um stuff at dusk or at dawn that's
00:51:01.340 like lower in the atmosphere or in a low orbit will reflect the light of the sun in a way that
00:51:06.280 makes it super fucking obvious where it is so if you had big white balloons you would every single
00:51:12.600 morning you'd look up and you'd see them like stars so i think somebody would have noticed it
00:51:17.700 i think my theory is for whatever reason but i i kind of think the the the alien thing is just
00:51:25.600 straight up a fabrication like it's not real at all my theory is that the uh they saw what 0.56
00:51:32.360 happened with the spy balloons this spy balloon was probably just china doing a dumb thing and
00:51:39.200 they shot it down they realized it was a big distraction and people were now primed for it 0.86
00:51:44.040 they're like can we just like literally blue beam a bunch of aliens over here just to keep
00:51:48.920 people's attention during the palestine ohio explosion during the twitter senate hearings 0.98
00:51:56.220 during the gay nigger pfizer blow up during the like a whole this was a very hot news couple of 0.98
00:52:02.920 weeks there all in the same direction of we maybe need to overthrow our government like it was if 1.00
00:52:10.380 you if you take away the aliens there was a lot of very heavy-handed bullshit going on so i think 0.89
00:52:18.240 i think if i'm the way i'm looking at it is if i was in their position i would be looking for 0.99
00:52:23.840 whatever distraction i could pull out of my ass to get the news cycle away from like nine bad 0.88
00:52:30.420 things in a 72 hour period yeah and a couple points to that because that's closer to where 0.95
00:52:38.280 i'm landing i think the thing that kind of stuck out to me during all this that's why i was really
00:52:44.020 riding the fence on this like something smells here because i was saying that if this was all
00:52:50.820 a psyop does this it makes the american government the canadian government but the american government
00:52:56.420 more importantly look pretty inept it makes it look like it's caught with its pants down 1.00
00:53:01.520 makes it look stupid and i'm like there's no way the american military would make itself look stupid 1.00
00:53:07.340 but then i thought well why not and we were talking about this with a jay burden um who's 0.99
00:53:13.560 we had a great fantastic time talking to jay burden uh love lovely man um we're gonna have
00:53:20.480 that uh interview maybe on this episode or the next one i'm not sure but um because we have
00:53:25.880 another one that i really want to get to we'll see how i feel when i'm editing this um the the line
00:53:32.120 from that uh interview one of them was about how uh i'm going to summarize my own summary but it
00:53:38.340 was it's only immature power that wants to make itself known and that true control occurs when
00:53:44.980 the person is not aware they're being controlled i'm telling people things they already know
00:53:49.040 obviously right right but it's like you know a military that needs to always be beating its
00:53:53.900 chest and cracking the whip will seem a truly powerful military can afford to make itself 0.97
00:54:00.360 look stupid to lull its opponents or its enemies into a false sense of security like maybe it 0.96
00:54:06.380 benefits the military that we think that's not as powerful as it actually is um or doesn't at 1.00
00:54:12.580 least it does not hurt them because their reputation and their control is so secure
00:54:16.480 so that's what kind of wiped that away i'm like oh the military doesn't actually care if it looks 0.99
00:54:21.480 inept because it knows it's not like the cia can afford to look stupid and kooky you know some 1.00
00:54:27.980 occasionally because it's the fucking cia and they're going to send killer bees after its 1.00
00:54:32.660 enemies yeah um and another thing was i was watching this fascinating video and it was 0.97
00:54:39.500 about this guy and you mentioned project blue beam and that's why uh one of the reasons i'm
00:54:44.460 bringing this up uh he was talking about how a good number of these ufo sightings are in fact
00:54:51.260 orchestrated by the government and i'll give you the example he gave um he was talking about
00:54:56.780 remember like a summer a couple summers ago maybe it was last summer i forget but it was no it was a
00:55:03.460 couple but it was those uh jet fighters and they were reporting they're flying and they're seeing
00:55:09.100 this fucked up uh this bogey on their radar it's the video that's making even skeptics do a double
00:55:18.060 take the video was shot by u.s fighter pilots on a training mission off the coast of jacksonville 0.99
00:55:26.560 Florida. Pilots reported seeing mysterious objects that could reach hypersonic speeds five times the
00:55:35.360 speed of sound and still turn on a dime. Even the New York Times is taking the UFO sighting
00:55:43.240 seriously. Wow what is that? Navy pilots report unexplained flying objects. So that was I believe
00:55:51.720 that was actually in like 2007 or 8 but then they only declassified the records like last last summer
00:55:58.400 or the summer before but that was like apparently those those the video footage and those records
00:56:02.900 spanned like 10 years in the atlantic or something yeah so apparently this guy was saying that that
00:56:10.060 is essentially a project blue beam thing that the government does to its own pilots um he said
00:56:15.900 they're direct energy weapons and he said we have the ability to focus these direct energy weapons
00:56:21.900 to essentially create um basically saying if you focus them in a right way you can create sort of
00:56:29.860 like this entity of light like literally in the real world that will show up on radar these navy
00:56:36.620 pilots and one of them's coming in here in a couple in two weeks he's uh ryan graves okay he uh
00:56:41.260 He's a Navy pilot flying off the coast of North Carolina, and they got their radar upgraded on their F-18s.
00:56:48.060 And all of a sudden, they were seeing these things darting around on their radar.
00:56:52.500 Don't tell him what I'm about to say and see if he knows about it.
00:56:56.240 Okay.
00:56:57.240 So what we do is we play with our own forces to make sure our trickery will work on the enemy.
00:57:03.740 and those are directed energy weapons of where we do intersecting beams or focus beams into the
00:57:12.980 atmosphere and notice they're always in the atmosphere to excite the electron orbitals of
00:57:19.720 the oxygen and nitrogen in our atmosphere and it causes a glow and it causes ionization that
00:57:28.040 ionization shows up on radar and like a it's like a cat laser pointer and we're making planes chase
00:57:35.720 them that's exactly how they describe these things moving like laser pointers yeah and so we can do
00:57:40.200 it in three space we can make it look like in three-dimensional space yeah and we can make it
00:57:45.000 look like uh an entire fleet is about to drop bombs on let's say europe and then just have
00:57:52.360 them disappear and they had they get all their planes up in the air and we attack them from the
00:57:57.560 the other direction assuming we're talking who was doing this the navy you said
00:58:02.400 somebody let's just say a group a group you know and you know this for a fact i know perfect
00:58:13.460 and they said they actually tested this on america it's american done and they tested
00:58:19.180 on american pilots to see what american pilots will do because the way they do this like why
00:58:25.220 wouldn't you you wouldn't test it on chinese pilots because this is a controlled environment 0.89
00:58:28.780 and so over the atlantic we're not you do over a city it's going to get fucked up you know of 0.52
00:58:34.360 course earth is like 80 water but it seems interesting that it always does this in american
00:58:39.140 airspace with american pilots and uh just seeing like what they and they said the the the purpose
00:58:46.320 of this technology is just to trick pilots it's to you know they said the goal would be to make
00:58:52.380 the radar systems detect like a fleet of ships or an armada of ships rather and all these planes
00:59:00.200 and like trick them into amassing their forces in a specific area and hit them from another side
00:59:05.440 so it's just just fucking with radar but also maybe fucking with it visually a little bit but
00:59:11.220 and that's just the rudimentary version of these direct energy weapons but he was saying you know 0.76
00:59:15.640 those cases they're declassified because that was just a directed energy weapon and part of this
00:59:21.240 thing called project blue beam which is to fake extraterrestrial encounters or phenomena
00:59:27.860 not even with any specific purpose but just to see what people do you know what i mean um
00:59:35.100 you know there's certain things that the guy was also saying that i'm not sure i agreed with
00:59:40.260 where he said um there is a name for it but it was sort of like the independence day scenario
00:59:46.380 where it's like you know could we get the world to sort of unite against uh an alien threat if we
00:59:54.040 were convinced that an alien armada was approaching earth but if you wanted to bring the world
00:59:59.680 together as president reagan said in several u.n speeches you would have a common enemy like
01:00:06.180 evil aliens attacking we forget our differences and we fight against it so we'll look at each
01:00:12.300 other as as chinese or russian or american we look at each other as earthlings it's her humans 0.78
01:00:17.480 yeah as earthlings and so that was project blue bean was to trick the human race and to believing 0.66
01:00:23.900 either god is coming down everybody hears the voice of god the microwave hearing effect uh get 0.76
01:00:30.160 along give you know whatever the new message is or it was going to be the evil aliens attacking
01:00:35.960 and notice how they all of a sudden all the governments release all their information on
01:00:40.880 you oppose and there's a whole uh division dedicated and that's just deception you think
01:00:48.420 it's all deception i think it's all really yeah um he said that and that seemed like a very liberal
01:00:54.280 thing to say because my more cynical mind would be like well why would the american government
01:00:59.300 want world peace yeah why would anyone government want world peace and everyone to get along and
01:01:05.000 be equal nobody wants that deep down nobody wants that well then only a liberal associates the one
01:01:11.180 world order with world peace yeah hilarious right exactly it's like if we could just convince them
01:01:17.700 that aliens are coming maybe we can all link arms and rip up our constitutions and like maybe that
01:01:24.200 is something that go cashless and stop eating meat and everything would be wonderful right
01:01:28.240 that's and like yeah that's probably that that would be good and it's only the tech that's in 0.99
01:01:34.500 the way isn't it you fucking motherfucker but once he explains that i'm like yeah i could see 0.99
01:01:39.940 them doing that i could see in that instance that's what that would be i'm not sure about 0.99
01:01:45.420 every instance i'm not sure about but now i'm gonna give a more fun hypothesis we've done the
01:01:52.200 the unfunny un it doesn't send a shiver down your spine hypothesis let's do something cool
01:01:59.720 now perhaps these things are ufos but they're not actually uh manned vehicles they're drones
01:02:07.780 set up by alien species some extra planetary thing and what they do is they have these drones
01:02:14.460 these tic white tic-tac shaped drones that are flying around at high altitudes and then all they
01:02:21.320 do is they send a signal back when they're destroyed so that it's and they're good they
01:02:26.760 build these things in such a way where a civilization would need to achieve a certain
01:02:33.980 level of development to not only track it but also take it down so they would say well they'll
01:02:40.500 send it's always sending a signal and then when the signal stops that means that oh we found a
01:02:45.400 civilization that's reached a technological apex where it could take out this let's now go investigate
01:02:50.740 yeah that could be that's more fun let's make let's say maybe that's what it is too
01:02:55.680 yeah that's interesting that's interesting like it's like a puzzle almost like it's a puzzle
01:03:00.720 that sits there for a thousand years and and one day somebody answers the call and solves it but
01:03:06.340 in this case the solution is has big enough guns to blow the thing out of the sky also has the
01:03:11.760 technology to see it to track it to take it down and then kind of know what to look for so they
01:03:17.960 would have had the minds capable to identify this as something that is not our own and not of nature
01:03:24.660 there's all kinds of things you could do with that um i actually i actually think that that
01:03:29.980 that technique as it relates to automation has not yet been employed in war but seems to me
01:03:35.920 like in within our own human wars to be something that probably will be used at some point like
01:03:41.660 testing the enemy's defenses by sending in you know armor or or planes that are designed to be
01:03:50.480 destroyed designed to do all kinds of things and then the nature of their destruction or the nature
01:03:56.200 of the event which destroys them tells you a lot about the enemy's defenses and what they have on
01:04:01.280 the other side and etc etc right so i think i mean we haven't done that yet but the if that it could
01:04:06.240 be aliens doing that to us and it could be the chinese doing that to us and even if it's not 0.99
01:04:10.720 them we should be doing it to them too so it's like it should hit okay that's a very good point 1.00
01:04:16.060 but i'm i have to make fun of you a little bit and i don't mean it but it's just like you know
01:04:21.640 maybe we're making all these vehicles like planes that are made to be you know flying
01:04:25.160 and be destroyed i'm like oh you mean a missile 0.98
01:04:26.880 fuck we sent these unmanned devices 0.99
01:04:35.680 um no but that and because the one thing that i'd always occurred to me when i would hear about 0.99
01:04:44.060 aliens you know you'd hear stories about ufos that were full a few ufo crashes and they take
01:04:49.360 out the aliens that are inside i think even x-files dealt with this but it's like why would
01:04:54.560 advanced civilization have any sort of organic entity in the ship and then we cut you know at
01:05:01.340 that point when we were coming up with alien stories it would never occur to us to have just
01:05:05.100 a drone why wouldn't it just be a machine it seems that it's transporting organic matter across space 0.96
01:05:11.660 that's the problem you just have a fucking machine like have you heard of the i mean so there's a 0.94
01:05:17.000 couple things maybe i'm gonna be i'm nerd about this probably a lot of guys i heard this before 0.98
01:05:20.780 but one idea is the uh the von neumann probe have you heard of a von neumann probe before 0.82
01:05:26.240 i have but you're you're putting me in a bad position i will show my ass because i cannot
01:05:31.940 explain what it is but for the folks you know and i because my famous uh mispronunciation i think 0.89
01:05:37.780 it's actually von neumann but i prefer to say von neumann because it sounds less jewish but so the 1.00
01:05:42.400 no no one's gonna say van neumann you piece of shit you fucking goddamn fucker listen fuckhead 1.00
01:05:49.100 you have fucking crossed the line get that through your goddamn fucking head i know right 1.00
01:05:54.140 so the van neumann pros the general idea is that you have a self-replicating machine that's very 1.00
01:05:59.380 robust it's been tested across probably thousands of years that you can replicate itself and can
01:06:04.560 maintain itself with basic resources so it can find asteroids and things mine them to make enough
01:06:09.940 material to to replicate itself and it has a very simple mission which is like to study new planets
01:06:14.920 new star systems and then beam information back to the home world so the the theory is it's like
01:06:19.960 a thought experiment if that were technologically possible the fact that they're self-replicating
01:06:25.080 means even one civilization having sent them out the galaxy should be full of them by now
01:06:30.980 and the nature of these would that they would have to be in any given star system they would
01:06:35.440 be small enough to get the relevant information and then send it back to the home world they
01:06:39.920 wouldn't not they would not fill up the star system so the theory is if these exist there
01:06:44.300 are probably dozens of them from different ancient alien civilizations just parked in
01:06:48.880 Lagrange points all over our solar system, and we just haven't seen them yet. So it's
01:06:52.840 highly likely that those are there, and this might be that, which is to say it's a little
01:06:57.120 pill thing. It's just meant as a probe. It's just meant to kind of test or to check things,
01:07:01.920 and maybe that's part of its protocol is if there is a civilization that goes back. There's
01:07:05.400 a second theory. Maybe it's a more recent one. People might have heard of this called
01:07:09.740 the dark forest theory or the dark forest syndrome or something like that the general idea is the
01:07:15.020 reason it's it's a solution to the fermi paradox why don't we see other civilizations in the
01:07:19.160 universe and one of the solutions is the dark forest which is to say there are loads of other
01:07:24.800 civilizations are out there but just like being in a dark forest at night even though there are
01:07:30.200 all kinds of animals in the woods they are all silent they're watching you but they're smart 0.95
01:07:34.960 enough to not fucking make a noise because they don't know if you're going to eat them and more 1.00
01:07:38.580 importantly there's all kinds of things that's going to eat both of you and you're the dumb ass 1.00
01:07:42.360 who's making yourself visible so which is what we do we can't which is what we do all the time 0.99
01:07:47.840 yeah no and that and just just a note because i hear this said all the time it's like ah we've
01:07:51.520 been broadcasting into space for forever honestly most of the types of radio waves that we send
01:07:56.240 into space are like unintelligible it breaks it breaks down like almost immediately so i mean
01:08:02.260 there are there are other like civilizational signals that we're sending out um but but not
01:08:07.840 that much yet probably more in 100 years but yeah i mean that part of it could be these you know we
01:08:14.800 are about to get eaten because we just shot this thing down which again like i i don't think this
01:08:19.780 has been brought up much or at least i haven't heard it but libs may have doomed earth holy
01:08:26.380 because this is very much uh an american liberal mid-20th century project which is
01:08:34.660 what in fact what they were which is like it's they were operating with the assumption
01:08:39.920 that any hyper advanced civilization would also be secular humanist liberals right because they
01:08:47.880 they really believe the end of history they believe that if you were an advanced space
01:08:51.500 faring civilization you would not be war like you would you would want to help us out and like that's
01:08:57.940 insane and they've been operating with that assumption for decades trying to lure aliens
01:09:03.280 and they've never seen the movie mars attacks if they'd seen the movie mars attacks they would
01:09:08.300 realize what a bad idea this is yeah anything you need to know about aliens you can learn in
01:09:13.560 mars x independ say it's pretty good mars attacks is where it's at jack nicholson playing two
01:09:19.440 different roles hello hello dame devito everyone in that movie's great it's a classic
01:09:26.820 but uh yeah and just at the one point you made there and this is something that i believe too
01:09:33.160 which was again our understanding of possible alien craft was kind of limited by our own
01:09:39.640 understanding of technology but now that we know what nanomachines are in the popular culture
01:09:45.120 anyway and we say well what yeah why wouldn't they just have nanomachines if you're a hyper
01:09:49.640 advanced spacefaring civilization maybe you found a way to make a nanomachine that can
01:09:54.040 can crunch those numbers and have all that information and literally can't be seen by the
01:09:59.300 human eye um and and you you had just described that the dark force thing there's this um
01:10:04.760 this book that i have but i haven't read it yet but it's pretty famous book called the third the
01:10:10.060 three body problem yeah that i mean this the the dark force is popularized by that writer i refuse
01:10:15.400 to read it because it was written by a chinaman and a lot of the writing i've kind of sampled
01:10:20.720 some of the writing it's very badly written i haven't read it but i have read samples and 0.75
01:10:24.420 people who want to tell me that it's a great book i'm sorry chinese people don't write great english
01:10:28.700 books sorry sorry it doesn't happen it's i mean you i would i would agree that the the narrative
01:10:35.520 like the concept of the story seems good should have hired a white guy to write it if you wanted
01:10:40.160 it written in english and to have it actually be good prose it's it's terrible writing i will say
01:10:44.940 this that i read the entire plot for all three books on wikipedia and when i read it i said this
01:10:50.920 is really cool and i bought the book but i'm now dreading reading it because i had i had a suspicion
01:10:57.720 like this might be written in a very like kind of state approved chinese way and it wasn't it
01:11:05.080 wasn't even written by like a in an abc like westernized chinese guy it was literally written
01:11:10.880 by like a chinese student at a chinese university in china right there's one part in the book that
01:11:17.920 when i read the synopsis sounded interesting which is the kind of issue that you're talking
01:11:23.400 about that uh and this has been brought up in in you know even military tactics which was you know
01:11:28.360 you you kind of need to be cynical you need to be a neo-realist when talking about these
01:11:32.700 civilizations that you can never know contact with an alien civilization will almost certainly
01:11:39.440 end up bad for you or both of you so it kind of behooves you to take them out like if you if you
01:11:46.260 run those numbers it only makes sense for you to take out any alien civilization that makes contact
01:11:51.160 with you which is eventually what happens in the book but there's this phenomenon in there that
01:11:56.240 if you are an advanced civilization and you just don't want to be involved in this you can signal
01:12:03.360 to the rest of the universe that you're not a threat by kind of blacking yourself out and you
01:12:08.320 develop this technology that makes you kind of encloses you it's like a dark spot in the universe
01:12:15.120 where no probes can see you and it's like no one gives a shit because you're you're waving the 0.99
01:12:20.440 white flag like don't come over here shut up chef i'm sorry i'm sorry leave me alone leave me alone 0.98
01:12:23.960 and so they just won't even bother with you and that's the only way you can you can like survive 0.99
01:12:30.240 in the universe is to either be the most vicious dog or like make yourself the most helpless to 0.99
01:12:36.660 the point where you just kind of live out in this like little safe like like a fucking cargo cult 0.99
01:12:41.760 tribe somewhere in america like we don't give a shit about the little know nothing shirtless 0.99
01:12:46.760 tribes out there so you have to yeah as a planet make yourself that but yeah yeah you have to be 0.94
01:12:52.820 the john fetterman of space civilizations you know i think earth can be the first advanced
01:12:59.820 depressed spacefaring civilization no don't look at us no i know we look huge and intimidating but 0.90
01:13:07.360 honestly we're really sad and depressed and we're also retarded and walk with a cane please don't 0.84
01:13:13.080 bother us please leave us alone see this is why accelerationism only makes sense it's the only 0.98
01:13:18.880 ideology that makes sense like we need to be more fucked up and crazy and sad all the time 0.98
01:13:24.400 we will go to the stars but when we do it will be on a walmart scooter 0.99
01:13:28.540 i'm slitting my wrist as i'm going through space follow the trail of blood
01:13:39.500 um i wanted to uh talk to you we mentioned this jokingly at the end of the uh jay burden
01:13:47.760 interview that we had um and i know you haven't seen this movie but i kind of wanted to talk
01:13:53.460 about just a little bit because it's kind of interesting it's we're we're taking a left
01:13:59.000 into movie corner right now people
01:14:00.700 so there's this movie i really wanted to watch but i haven't got a chance yet maybe we'll talk
01:14:16.000 about next time but i did see this one that i was i was really looking forward to and i sent you a
01:14:21.800 trailer it's this movie skinamarink you know if you watch the trailer for it i think it's one of 0.80
01:14:26.580 the better trailers i've ever seen hold on just fucking sorry i was getting a line message i was 0.90
01:14:33.140 just being wondering if are you still there i'm here i'm here okay good that was just me i'm sorry 0.95
01:14:39.300 That was me responding to Ray in line. 0.99
01:14:41.460 Fucking Christ. 1.00
01:14:43.020 Ray, stop fucking sending messages when we're casting. 1.00
01:14:46.040 Ray, we're live. 1.00
01:14:46.900 Stop messaging.
01:14:48.660 I only knew because I heard it go off my wife's computer. 0.90
01:14:51.380 I hate him.
01:14:53.460 No, you don't.
01:14:54.480 He's lovely.
01:14:55.260 He's a lovely man.
01:14:56.420 I bet he's listening to this right now.
01:14:58.180 He likes being in the extended universe.
01:15:02.200 Now, Skin and Ring.
01:15:02.820 So this is like a, it's an experimental horror movie.
01:15:06.860 And you saw the trailer.
01:15:07.900 It's one of the better trailers I think I've seen for a horror movie.
01:15:10.880 It really grabs you when you want to see it.
01:15:14.460 In this house.
01:15:28.520 In this house.
01:15:29.640 i'll give you sort of like the one sentence review of it it's not a good movie but i think
01:15:42.220 everyone should see it that sounds counterintuitive right it's like i i did not really enjoy watching
01:15:50.820 it it was in fact very boring but um and i'll tell you what it's about so it's a movie it's
01:15:58.880 experimental in the sense that there's certain experimental things that really really bothered me
01:16:03.560 one that it just had this sort of old film grain overlay over it like it's shot on 38 millimeter
01:16:11.780 film and it's got the crackle it's like an old film and i know for a fact it wasn't shot on old
01:16:17.960 film it was shot on a digital camera perhaps even an iphone if you told me it was an iphone i would
01:16:25.100 not be surprised um and there's certain like camera shots where the camera's panning and it's 0.99
01:16:30.380 panning in such a way where i'm like that's it's too smooth you just shot this on your fucking 0.92
01:16:34.620 phone or something like that and so all that pop and crackle and hiss is it's just annoying it's 0.98
01:16:40.700 just you literally you can buy an overlay like that on fucking any of these sites and just slap 0.75
01:16:46.800 it on and that's what it is so that annoyed me on the other hand the audio editing is really really 0.64
01:16:53.560 good and so it's like he's balancing these weird things so and it looks like it was shot during
01:16:59.020 covid as well so and we're talking this movie what it's about i should say that first why wouldn't
01:17:05.640 you so it's a movie about these two children these two toddlers i don't know how old they are but
01:17:10.980 maybe they're like five or six and they're in this house a nice house suburban house and they're just
01:17:16.460 home alone they don't know where their parents are it's like the middle of the night you don't
01:17:20.360 really know what time it is but they're home alone it's dark and their brother and sisters they're
01:17:24.480 like where's mom where's dad you know let's let's go sleep in the living room watching old cartoons
01:17:30.100 and stuff and then weird things start to happen um they hear voices the first thing they notice
01:17:36.320 is that the windows disappear there's no more windows in their house anymore the door's gone
01:17:40.760 as well weird shit's happening but they're kids too and what i liked about the premise was
01:17:46.540 i don't see a lot of movies starring kids of that age like really really little kids like toddlers
01:17:53.620 and having them talk and seeing how they react to things i thought that was really cool so you
01:18:00.140 might have a movie like it or something but the kids and it are already in like tween area you
01:18:04.800 know what i mean um there are or there's all kinds of movies with teenagers and tweens and stuff but
01:18:09.100 like really really small kids i'm like that's that's cool like what's that protagonist do right
01:18:14.740 um and then so it turns out that there's some kind of entity in the house but the trick is
01:18:21.200 you don't know really what it is it doesn't have a satisfying conclusion really but
01:18:25.140 what's interesting is the film opens up with like you hear the father on the phone and like
01:18:32.780 occasionally there's subtitles in it because you have to really listen to hear what they're saying
01:18:38.860 most of the time and that's kind of annoying but it's it's a not aesthetic choice but it's a
01:18:44.660 creative choice i'm like okay whatever but the father is on the phone talking about the son
01:18:51.180 who'd apparently like fallen and hit his head and he's been sleepwalking right so there is a
01:18:58.160 possibility that this entire movie is like a sleepwalking delusion that the kid has
01:19:03.120 or that he's in some kind of coma and i'll explain that in a bit but so like it sets you up with 0.76
01:19:09.600 like maybe this isn't real then okay whatever um but then i can still see fucking raver typing here 0.78
01:19:16.240 or maybe from a youngian standpoint it is the most real thing hmm you just no i reject your 0.88
01:19:25.680 hmm you're not allowed to contemplate anymore i don't know raver is typing 0.86
01:19:31.260 can this guy shut shut up like why can't you know what i hate guys who who post like five 0.92
01:19:38.260 things in a row especially if it's sent you do this too by the way i'm putting you on notice 0.98
01:19:43.160 like just writing five little like one word things that make one sentence
01:19:50.840 hey return carriage hey guys return carriage how you guys doing return carriage it's 5 a.m 0.93
01:19:57.680 he's still fucking going look at this this dope oh yeah tell me about john tory raver 0.98
01:20:03.840 send me 17 messages i hope he's listening to this i hope he crashes his bike in a telephone booth 1.00
01:20:09.960 hope you're listening raver i hope you get molested today 0.99
01:20:16.500 all right skin of a rink it's hard to change gears back to this movie 0.99
01:20:22.940 but it's really fucked up like i i'd recommend people see it because it's really fucking weird 0.91
01:20:28.440 but it creates it has an aura it has a mood and a tone and i find myself thinking back to it 0.96
01:20:34.720 because there's nothing else like it there's no other movie that's like this because even the
01:20:39.700 types of movies that i like horror movies uh that i like have a certain sort of like a24
01:20:45.680 type style and it's become a trope like you see the trailer and like all of them have this
01:20:52.560 fucking like violin sound they use in the trailers like like really harsh off-putting 0.98
01:20:59.380 like it's the same fucking soundtrack it's like the same fucking psychological horror movie and 0.99
01:21:05.460 like i realized like this is just a meme now it's a meme type of movie they've memed being weird 0.97
01:21:11.920 and i don't know how i feel about that but that's what i'm saying this is the only genuinely weird
01:21:17.660 movie i think i've seen in a long while that wasn't using as just like a cheap aesthetic 0.93
01:21:22.480 or some shit um and then but the problem is that as you're watching it it's really fucking boring 0.95
01:21:29.100 it's actually and the thing that bugs me it's like it's starring these kids 0.97
01:21:34.360 well i'll tell you what the first thing about the movie that kind of threw me off was like
01:21:38.480 during the opening credits it says you know in memory of josh one of the kids in the movie
01:21:46.280 like in loving memory of this is a tribute to him so i'm looking at that i'm thinking
01:21:51.060 oh is this like a found footage movie where it's a movie within a movie and they're pretending that
01:21:57.740 this kid in the movie really disappeared and but then under closer inspection it turns out that
01:22:03.120 this it's weirder than that because i think the kid in this movie just died of natural somehow
01:22:09.240 like a year before the movie was released because the kid that the in the movie it said no died in
01:22:15.700 2021 this movie came out in 2022 so this kid shot this movie and died immediately after
01:22:22.840 and they still released it like that's just odd to me is that even true did you look it up maybe
01:22:29.360 that's just part of the marketing well it's it i don't know because it listed like the kids it
01:22:33.160 wasn't the kid's name in the movie it was like the actor's name yeah but it's filmed as um
01:22:39.680 that's fucking weird because it's not like the kids the actor's name was josh the kid's name
01:22:46.060 in the movie was kevin so i'm like but that's what i went into this the first thing i'm like 0.97
01:22:50.960 okay is this a trippy like reverse bluff like what is this but it's if it is what i think it is
01:22:57.320 it's just that this this movie the kid in this movie died right after filming it and then it
01:23:02.660 seems kind of morbid to release it and then it's like we worked with his family it was almost like
01:23:07.820 oh no don't worry his parents are okay with it that's a disclaimer before the movie starts i'm
01:23:12.540 like that's well look i mean if you spent like many people for like a year and five hundred
01:23:19.260 thousand dollars producing a film like this it would be hard to leave it all on the floor just
01:23:24.280 because the kid died i mean i i get i know it does seem a little callous but at the same time
01:23:29.240 like what are we all going to lose our jobs over it as well like why are you going to expand the
01:23:34.200 tragedy so i don't know it might be i would be more inclined to leave it on the cutting room floor
01:23:41.640 since the movie cost 1700 to make what are you serious no i'm just saying it looks it looks like
01:23:50.280 it's just some guy it's just some guy's house like the thing that works about the movie is that
01:23:54.900 there's two kids and they're barely in it this is the thing that most of the movie is like shots of
01:24:01.680 walls and shots of windows and shots where like no people are in it and you hear them talking
01:24:07.220 off screen and part of me is thinking okay is this a covid thing but like the human maybe it's
01:24:15.880 on purpose but i think it's bad because like the human mind is designed or evolved or whatever to
01:24:22.160 like it to fixate on human faces human bodies um so if you if you're watching a movie and no people
01:24:30.720 are in it your mind immediately begins to wander like it's set up and this is a true in advertising
01:24:36.020 as well that we know that any advertisement that has a human being just works you need people you
01:24:42.880 can't just have the object or the product or just something that looks cool you need to have people 0.99
01:24:48.160 and so i found it a bit of a chore to watch this movie because you're staring at boring shit 0.96
01:24:54.120 for like you're staring at nothing like a suburb a blank suburban wall for like five minutes and 0.97
01:25:01.800 then i'm like i whatever and again so this is me saying it's not fun to watch but still saying
01:25:06.720 you got to give it a shot because the end of the movie it's weird he actually does these certain
01:25:11.200 these shots and these scenes where he lets you know he knows how to make a movie like there's
01:25:17.680 there's some minor special effects or some some effects he's using that are really really good
01:25:23.040 right at the end it's really creepy and really crazy and it gets weird um but then like everything
01:25:30.500 up until that point it's it's almost just trying to torture me i guess um but yeah there's this
01:25:37.260 entity in there in the house that's like luring the kids around and it has like supreme power
01:25:44.000 over that house like there's at one point where the kid picks up the phone and dials 911 he's
01:25:49.340 talking to like the operator on the other line and then that phone turns into like his child's phone
01:25:57.740 and then the entity says he did that he's like i can do whatever i want like little and it's like
01:26:03.400 subtitle because it's like this weird distant muffled voice and he's like he's like you know
01:26:09.400 come upstairs and like the daughter the daughter goes upstairs and she like finds the mother and
01:26:15.000 father like sitting on the bed facing away and she's talking to them but then they disappear
01:26:18.960 it's really creepy like it's really it's slow there's no music there's no background music
01:26:24.800 everything's muffled you gotta like it's a movie watch you gotta like lean in to pay attention to
01:26:30.560 it but again like as much as the negative is there there's nothing else like it and that
01:26:37.460 has some kind of currency with me i think it has to right like at least compared to all these other
01:26:44.140 movies that are true because i looked at this thing i'm like oh is this another found footage
01:26:48.760 movie like a paranormal activity i'm like no this it's something new and i'm like that's got that
01:26:55.660 there's something to that anyway and then i heard the name you know what at first when i heard the
01:27:01.300 name i thought it was a meme movie like a photoshop like what was that show like skid
01:27:06.820 i'm a rinky dinky dink skid i'm a rinky dink yeah it's like sharon lois and bram or or uh or what's
01:27:13.000 it ravi the child's music guy yeah my kids sing that all the time i sang that song as a kid so
01:27:17.680 so i thought like oh is this like oh we're gonna do barney but dark and it's a mean thing then i
01:27:22.380 figured out it was real and then but then at the same time you're like it almost it has like a
01:27:28.120 1970s aesthetic like when you see the title card it's like a almost like a roman polanski like old
01:27:34.960 type thing i'm like but i don't know you didn't need to do that it's almost hacked to do like a
01:27:41.560 1970s just overlay you know what i mean yeah is it because the film takes place like 1995 0.93
01:27:48.460 right so it's like i you didn't make you just you just made it look like the 70s for no fucking
01:27:55.600 reason and like okay whatever like i but it's it's got highs and it's got lows so i don't know 0.77
01:28:03.660 if you're looking for something to watch i'd give it a shot just if you need to come yell at me and
01:28:08.160 hate on me you can do that that's fine i can take it but you know something i don't watch
01:28:15.460 horror movies i think i've actually cemented this now as an adult that i've tried i never
01:28:21.740 i never watched them that much as a kid and then now i've tried to go back even recently a bit
01:28:26.960 because like you talk about it a lot and i just i'm the sort of person where if it's a good horror
01:28:32.640 movie like that gets under your skin it affects me in a way that's worse than drugs and i i view
01:28:38.480 it like a drug like i don't need to do that to myself i'm gonna have a bad day tomorrow if i
01:28:43.080 watch this and i can't i don't have control over that but what i can control is whether or not i
01:28:47.760 watch it so if i like that's actually one i'm not gonna watch this movie because i i can see that
01:28:52.980 this is something that will get under my skin and i'm not i'll watch like dumb horror that's like
01:28:58.300 very violent and gory but stuff that like gets under your skin on like uh like uh very like an
01:29:05.560 existential or like a kind of a personal level i don't was there's another one there's this movie
01:29:11.380 that came out in like 2014 with scarlett johansson i think it's actually it's you know that's what
01:29:16.700 i'm thinking of it's called under your skin under the skin yeah yeah where she's an alien and she's
01:29:20.620 like picking up guys on the side of the road i watched it seemed interesting and i liked the
01:29:24.240 way it was directed but i watched the first 20 minutes of it and i just turned it off because
01:29:27.600 like i can't i can't do this like the scene where the parents the the dog goes out in the water and
01:29:35.280 the mom goes to save the dog and starts to drown so the dad goes out to save the mom and they all
01:29:41.860 just drown and well no the the dog and the mother die the dad barely makes it back alive and then
01:29:48.420 she walks up she looks at the toddler who can't even walk sitting on the beach and she looks at
01:29:54.000 the father drowning and she kills the father by smashing his head with a walk rock and walks away
01:29:58.300 and it's like that is one of the most savage and callous things i've ever seen i want to erase that
01:30:03.060 from my memory i want to go do something else i don't want to watch this anymore not interested
01:30:07.380 that was that was a weird scene i remember i know exactly the one you're talking about
01:30:11.980 that is a pretty dark movie uh is yeah again scarlett johansson doing the only role that
01:30:19.720 she can play which is either a soulless machine or a soulless alien they haven't figured out that 0.98
01:30:25.500 she's not a good actor yet what are her best roles that she's known for she plays fucked up 0.89
01:30:31.280 ai or something yeah no but that's the thing it's a strange thing to want to subject yourself to 0.93
01:30:38.200 that's a very normal thing to want to do i don't know why i do it i think i i try and take the bad
01:30:44.440 with the good the only reason i watch these things is because they deal in ideas that i find
01:30:50.580 interesting i don't get anywhere else and i just got to kind of deal with like the gore and things
01:30:55.940 like that because it's like the only place you can find anything to do with ghosts because ghosts
01:31:01.460 are generally interesting aliens are interesting i'll watch an alien movie where the alien isn't 0.98
01:31:07.140 just trying to you know chew you out through your dick or something but there's not a lot of 0.94
01:31:11.560 middle ground there's only two types of alien movies where the alien is a monster or something 0.99
01:31:16.120 like star man or ai where it's like a a cuddly hippie thing there's no in between not these days
01:31:24.260 anyway like i don't know what like star trek would be like that's why people still obsess 0.71
01:31:28.180 about star trek it's the only fucking thing that's there that offers like what if there's 0.98
01:31:32.480 aliens and it's it's it's not either just brutality or hippie shit you know but it's 0.98
01:31:41.380 the only thing i can do to find any of these stories like anything with ghosts i gotta go 0.98
01:31:45.140 to horror anything to do with like mind bending paranormal things i got it's just like pulp i
01:31:51.600 think dave martell was saying this the other day he was like you know there's only two types of
01:31:55.560 acceptable sci-fi things it's either gotta be like action you know you're finding romance on mars or
01:32:01.660 it's gotta be fucking mind bending i like mind bending stuff it just turns out i have to have 0.91
01:32:06.760 like really depressing shit along with it i guess right i wish i didn't someone you know there's no 0.98
01:32:15.280 reason skid and rig had to have a bad ending could have had a happy ending or just a weird ending 0.97
01:32:20.260 maybe it turns out the kid is is the goat the entity that is unnamed you know
01:32:25.120 huh but it's good don't don't get into it now especially when you have kids because like
01:32:33.140 you know any by the way you know horror movies in the 80s and and 70s they used to kill kids a
01:32:39.540 lot more too i don't know if you remember that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah and i think no gold barred
01:32:44.600 back then no one no one liked that so they kind of stopped doing it but you know as a parent i
01:32:49.400 said this at work to like a bunch of people even like the saw movies and things like that i'm like
01:32:55.220 i don't need it i don't need it i don't need to see someone's face ground up under a car tire
01:33:01.840 i don't need to see someone ripped in half and then say oh look how realistic the kidneys look
01:33:07.260 i don't need it that was not a response to a market demand they did not focus test this
01:33:14.920 and and get the response like well if only the kidneys were more realistic we might have improved
01:33:20.360 sales like that there's something else going on there yeah i mean there's probably i bet if we
01:33:27.000 wanted to get all theory selling about it we could be talking about how this is people
01:33:32.640 just descent this is the end result of desensitization this is you know p you know we
01:33:38.880 want to see certain because these movies also populate themselves with social archetypes and
01:33:43.840 we're just watching these social archetypes get punished and you know you watch brutality but
01:33:49.440 they're against an acceptable enemy so you like it which that always seemed very mean-spirited
01:33:56.940 to me and and teaching that and celebrating that mean-spiritedness i thought you know that that's 0.66
01:34:02.240 kind of fucked up for for people to do like seeing the bad guys like you know like the idea of like 0.98
01:34:07.600 oh yeah i hate you now you're gonna get raped in prison haha i'm like you know you're just laughing 0.99
01:34:12.460 about a guy getting raped is kind of weird it's an odd thing for us to just all do at the same 0.99
01:34:17.740 time like it's a it's a thought that it seems to occur in a lot of people's minds just i don't know
01:34:22.780 that seems like a thing that was implanted there at some point
01:34:25.320 the the brutality of the brutality of women seeing the the acceptable archetype get tortured
01:34:35.680 and paying money to see it i don't know why it turned out women there i'm sorry ladies
01:34:40.620 um speaking of torturing women uh i there's this book i wanted to uh talk about we're kind of
01:34:51.140 getting into like the history part of some things i want to talk about and i don't know how long
01:34:56.280 we're gonna spend on on this particular one but um it's this book that i found really really good
01:35:01.140 it's called the true history of the american revolution by sydney george fisher so this is
01:35:08.940 the book obviously about the american revolution um and there's tons and tons of books on the
01:35:12.820 american revolution and there's a lot of experts on the american revolution especially in our scene
01:35:17.080 and there's a lot to tell so i'm not going to go too deep into like specific battles
01:35:23.760 or specific characters it's more giving you the the broad strokes of the american revolution
01:35:29.080 and a few things that i found very interesting about it and this book what i found about this
01:35:34.060 book was it's very even-handed it tried to give a more realistic assessment of not only what
01:35:42.200 occurred during the american revolution but the events and the individuals who kind of helped
01:35:48.760 inspire it so i'm just going to read the back here just to give you an idea it says the purpose of
01:35:55.240 this history of the revolution is to use the original authorities rather than rather more
01:36:01.940 frankly than has been practiced with our historians they appear to have thought inadvisable
01:36:07.020 to admit from their narratives a great deal which to me seems essential to a true picture
01:36:13.000 i cannot feel satisfied with any description of the revolution which treats the desire for
01:36:18.660 independence as a sudden thought and not a long growth and development or which assumes that 0.94
01:36:25.120 every detail of the conduct of the british government was absurdly stupid even from its 0.89
01:36:30.160 own point of view so what he's saying is he wrote this book in a way to challenge at that time this 0.89
01:36:36.340 was written in 1910 this is a pretty old book but he was challenging the dominant narratives of the
01:36:43.000 American Revolution at the time and the the dominant narratives were largely mythologized
01:36:48.760 I don't mean mythologized in either a good or bad way but we mentioned this the last episode
01:36:54.040 what I referenced this book, which is that when you look at these, when we talk about, you know,
01:37:01.280 that history is written by the victors, that is true. The victors tend to mythologize their own
01:37:06.860 victories. And I'm not saying that's bad. I think that's what should happen. But sometimes I think
01:37:11.900 the mythologization actually makes it seem more miraculous than it actually was, which makes it
01:37:17.980 more unreachable. So if you listen to what the dominant narrative of the American Revolution was,
01:37:24.040 It was that, you know, the Great Britain was so bad that one day the revolution sparked up and the soul of every American united in one fist that pushed back.
01:37:37.060 It was a spontaneous revolution.
01:37:39.760 Most revolutions like to tell a story that they were spontaneous revolutions.
01:37:43.940 And that includes the Soviet Revolution, the Bolshevik Revolution.
01:37:46.840 That also includes the very soft revolution of the civil rights movement in the U.S.
01:37:52.100 It's like the civil rights movement in America loves telling the story that it was just these everyday heroes and these kind of spontaneous events that people kind of gathered around.
01:38:02.340 No, most of these events were engineered, like Rosa Parks was engineered.
01:38:06.400 All Throat History is just like that.
01:38:07.740 Even we've talked about in The Rise of Christianity by Rodney Stark, we talked about many, many episodes ago, but he was charting the growth of Christianity.
01:38:18.260 And if you listen to the dominant narrative put forward by most Christians, they would make it sound like, you know, Jesus showed up and then everyone heard the good news and there was mass baptisms and everyone kind of woke up and there was a grand awakening.
01:38:33.220 That's not what happened. And throughout the book, we charted the growth of Christianity through the census conducted by Rome.
01:38:41.660 Rome was probably the best example. And we could see Christianity kind of grow organically over time.
01:38:46.760 it grew fast and it grew far and it had a lot of powerful adherence to it but the the real story
01:38:54.480 to me that i like the real story because it makes these huge events seem achievable you know because
01:39:01.140 if you lay every you know tectonic shift in civilization if you just say it was a miracle
01:39:07.900 then people are going to say well i can't do anything because it's only miracles that change
01:39:12.040 history it's not it's usually a group of driven individuals and it's a long hard slog to get
01:39:20.400 there but this is how it's done and that was the case of the american revolution and what this book
01:39:24.740 was was trying to outline and what i found most interesting because as the book goes on
01:39:30.220 it talks a lot about the famous battles and the famous things people are familiar with
01:39:35.500 john adams and everything but i found most fascinating the beginnings of the book
01:39:40.540 the beginnings of and that's not just me secretly saying i only read the beginning of the book i
01:39:47.160 read the whole book i just found the beginning the most interesting because it was setting the
01:39:51.360 stage for the american revolution and the american war of independence that whole block of time where
01:39:57.840 it was like the activity of the revolutionaries who were agitating for independence and and not
01:40:04.360 only that but also addressing how because again with the american side of it they wanted to make
01:40:10.840 it seem like most of america was revolutionaries and the british loyalists were a relatively small
01:40:17.260 group that's not the case at all there was tons of loyalists and not just canada but there was it
01:40:22.720 was way more contentious it was way more divided there was and then not only that there was like 0.98
01:40:28.080 what happens in every single revolution we've talked about this before who's got the fucking 0.55
01:40:31.920 game tape it's that when a revolution occurs you got people strongly for it strongly against it 0.84
01:40:38.660 most people are in the middle not sure what to do they don't actively take a side right they kind of
01:40:44.080 wait and see and that's the story this book is trying to tell us like let's tell the story of
01:40:49.120 what it's like to the this small group of revolutionaries and samuel adams trying to like
01:40:55.480 agitate for people to get on board with this while even those within the american establishment who
01:41:02.120 wanted independence were saying well let's not go too crazy you know and all the that the narrative
01:41:07.220 of this book it's kind of pathetic when you see it because all throughout the book and we'll get
01:41:12.300 into this it's like the british empire trying to appease america the british empire like okay you
01:41:19.720 want independence i get it but okay let's let's just stay a thing you can you can be your own 0.90
01:41:24.940 thing but let's just organize like no fuck you it was a story of uh the narrative is that britain 0.93
01:41:31.320 was actually too nice on america and that's the lesson that britain learned after the american 0.90
01:41:36.160 revolution because the book makes the claim it's like you know after britain lost america they
01:41:41.680 really cracked down on the rest of their colonies like they really didn't want another america to
01:41:47.140 happen so in south africa and these other places you saw britain take a stronger hold because they
01:41:52.780 saw this is what happens when we're nice this is what happens when we give them a little too much
01:41:58.460 and they have time to kind of gather their forces yeah because there's a central narrative in the
01:42:03.660 book that if britain took the american rebellion more seriously early on they could have crushed
01:42:09.180 it they could have crushed the american revolution and and all these militia men and minutemen way
01:42:15.520 easier if they weren't
01:42:17.780 also fighting a war with France
01:42:19.700 like there's other circumstances that made them
01:42:21.600 kind of turn their backs in America
01:42:23.100 and let them develop like they were engaged
01:42:25.660 in a pretty brutal war with France
01:42:27.620 and they were spread very thin
01:42:29.740 that was the problem with Great Britain they couldn't really
01:42:31.620 marshal their forces but
01:42:33.640 it was also like yeah if you wanted to really crack down
01:42:35.660 in America you could have you thought that oh
01:42:37.580 you're basically British people
01:42:39.260 and it makes America sound like just a bunch 0.99
01:42:41.720 of irrational bullies 0.95
01:42:43.920 but i'm not trying to disparage america i'm saying that's what you need to win 0.74
01:42:48.680 like america yeah they were bullies they were bullying britain they were blowing them up and
01:42:53.500 shooting them and saying i want nothing to do with you i don't care how nice you're gonna be 0.99
01:42:58.540 you can give us free money we want a clean break 100 and that's we're drawing a fucking line in 0.99
01:43:04.760 the sand like you needed to be unreasonable there would be no america if they weren't being 0.94
01:43:09.300 unreasonable and to me that's an argument for being unreasonable politically like that's what
01:43:15.140 you need to do every step of the way you need to be a bully and if you see your enemy backing down 0.99
01:43:19.740 that's when you kick them in the fucking teeth which is what america was trying to do um so 0.99
01:43:26.540 just to kind of set the stage i'll go through the boring history here but i'll go through because i 1.00
01:43:31.640 find all this stuff very interesting when a lot of the times when war comes down to like trade
01:43:36.240 roots and things like that so he makes the claim that the cause of the american revolution
01:43:41.220 it was britain feeling pressure from france and canada and allowing their very liberal colonies
01:43:48.240 to kind of persist massachusetts was massachusetts was the first example like there were a few states
01:43:54.500 that were agitating for independence more than the others and when we talked about that book
01:43:59.280 american nations you kind of saw the makeup of america at that time it was still being formed
01:44:04.580 there was still mostly unsettled there's still a lot of conflicting ideas about what america should
01:44:10.080 be um and because and they're being treated with kid gloves because the first thing that happened
01:44:17.420 was the states rebelled by electing their own governors which they weren't supposed to do
01:44:23.520 you're not supposed to elect your own governors and they had a rule like the governors can't be 0.98
01:44:29.060 british they basically said we're elected or they elected their own fuck you governors 0.97
01:44:34.540 and then britain tolerated that they said that was permitted at first 0.97
01:44:38.580 um and also they said even the the crown appointed judges because the the britain will still appoint
01:44:45.680 judges like we control that but it's like through some tricky engineering they made so that those
01:44:52.260 judges were um beholden to the legislator so it's like yeah you can have your judges but we're we 0.99
01:44:58.760 found a legal way to make ourselves in charge and we can tell the judges to go fuck themselves 0.91
01:45:02.800 if we want to and for a long time britain allowed that they said okay well and but every every little 0.98
01:45:10.120 every degree they went in this direction britain allowed it until they couldn't stop and that's
01:45:16.220 kind of the story we're going at here um so really at this point like britain america was under
01:45:22.380 britain's tax model which was a model that was familiar to britain which was like a feudal tax
01:45:27.820 model and what that means is it's voluntary so you can choose if you're kind of a feudal lord
01:45:33.780 you can choose to pay tax you choose how much tax you pay but but um what was happening was
01:45:39.020 britain was trying to increase the tax uh they were trying to increase the tax because america
01:45:43.740 just wasn't paying taxes which is funny like it's a very american thing to do it's like they're
01:45:51.340 coming at it very britishly like they're saying you know british they're very passive aggressive 0.99
01:45:57.260 and they're very as a dignity and honor and america's just like fuck you i'm just not going 0.99
01:46:01.780 to pay checks in the mail and then eventually brent said okay well you need to pay something 0.97
01:46:07.400 please like america was the first country that said what if we just don't pay them taxes let's
01:46:14.700 see what happens and then brent had a that they really just wanted something from the taxes because
01:46:21.340 they were trying to uh fund wars they're in force of conquest and uh um they said that like the
01:46:28.040 british finally getting control of canada was uh kind of what made them go to odds later on but um
01:46:34.420 another thing that was pushing america towards independence was there was navigation laws that
01:46:41.260 because britain owned the waves so britain could pretty much make it so no other country was allowed
01:46:46.760 to trade with america it was only britain that was allowed to trade with america and that was
01:46:51.300 a primary cause of the revolt um because even though they weren't supposed to trade with other
01:46:57.760 people they were um which is another cool american thing so it was virginia that was already trading
01:47:05.460 secretly with holland and holland was britain's rival they hated holland because holland was
01:47:10.240 making another play for global dominance like the only other uh you know empire that could
01:47:16.660 control the waves or control trade at that level was holland so again america is doing like a 0.98
01:47:23.660 fuck you thing we're just gonna we're gonna break these rules um and and the even these laws were 0.98
01:47:31.300 pretty liberal by american standards and america just ignore them anyway um and then not only that 0.99
01:47:37.820 that britain was having a problem with pirates american pirates so not only was america breaking
01:47:44.960 the trade rules they were just openly robbing the british um and then there's a line here
01:47:51.340 that said um pirates and smugglers were so popular that they had to be tried in admiralty
01:47:58.320 court they had to be tried in british court because no american would ever convict a smuggler 0.98
01:48:03.220 they just couldn't do it they just had to get their own fucking guys because 0.96
01:48:09.880 jury of their peers gonna say yeah robbing the british is awesome and based and everyone should 0.98
01:48:14.960 do it and then so what happens after that so already you can see the breakdown then what
01:48:21.900 happens after that is you start seeing uh these riots in america and the riots are caused by
01:48:27.460 britain trying to get more creative with the taxes so what they started doing is imposing
01:48:32.600 sugar taxes and stamp taxes so it's like we're not going to get you're not going to pay us but
01:48:38.280 we're going to have these extra taxes on things you use a lot so we're going to increase the tax 0.81
01:48:42.980 on stamps what does that cause immediate riots and i'm talking fucking old time riots right like 0.98
01:48:50.580 we have rights now these these are nothing riots these are just black people giving you know free 0.98
01:48:56.820 reign of the city i'm talking riots were like you know there's like 20 000 dead or something like 0.83
01:49:02.240 that these are real riots um so they impose these taxes and here's the funny thing so they impose
01:49:08.260 the sugar tax and the stamp tax riots happen britain repeals the taxes so they say we're
01:49:16.120 that's them saying we're sorry we'll take taxes away big mistake big like right like immediately
01:49:23.140 you're gonna say oh my they're weak we got the worst thing you could do blood in the water now
01:49:28.240 yeah we just learned that riots work so um and so they said this around this time that the east
01:49:35.980 india company allied with britain to stop the piracy of tea um which was unable to be taxed
01:49:41.980 because routinely smuggled um they tried to trick america again by like we'll sell you all your tea
01:49:50.500 but then america just stopped buying tea like they were just not having whatever britain was
01:49:57.280 trying to do to get any money whatsoever it was like a protest like oh you're gonna tax this one
01:50:02.080 thing we're not gonna buy that anymore oh you're taxing the thing we need we're just gonna start
01:50:06.040 lighting fires okay like it was just every step of the way um and it's around this time that the
01:50:11.220 patriots were agitating for the bill of rights and pushing for independence um and they were
01:50:16.480 trying to keep they're doing this to keep away the east india company because that was a monopoly
01:50:20.080 they hated monopolies um but you see like right around the time early early on you have people
01:50:25.760 talking about independence there's murmurs of it but it's not a widely held thing yet no one really
01:50:31.100 wants it people are saying well we do we really want independence is this something we want to
01:50:35.940 fight and die for because it's going to be something that people have to die for probably
01:50:40.240 and can we even exist without britain that's what they're asking at the time but there's some some
01:50:44.760 passionate guys out there who are like no we need to go all the way and they're a minority early
01:50:50.000 on but you start to see those people start to grow through protest through through leafleting
01:50:55.700 and pan flitting and then hosting their their beer hall speeches and whatnot um it's funny he
01:51:02.720 mentioned in the book that no taxation without representation was never actually a part of
01:51:07.300 british law um uh you know you could have representation but he said that america hated
01:51:16.300 this they didn't accept that seven million people could be uh represented by british parliament
01:51:23.060 that was kind of what they were saying it was not like you can't have representation it's like we
01:51:26.820 just don't like the idea of you having a foreign government which seems obvious to like americans
01:51:32.460 now but like back then britain was still thinking like sort of like like a patrilineal no no
01:51:38.840 patriarchally whatever you want to call it where it's like no no we'll take care you don't want
01:51:42.680 to deal with this parliament business don't worry we'll take care of it they just didn't trust them
01:51:46.220 um and it was samuel adams who wanted full independence and even as britain was walking
01:51:52.500 back all of its taxes and all of its everything the leadership just kept hating the british
01:51:59.220 despite these concessions um yeah so samuel adams is the figure and benedict arnold comes in later
01:52:07.000 he's a famous kind of turncoat sort of guy but benedict arnold was kind of big earlier on
01:52:11.380 the story of benedict arnold if we don't get to it um like he's famous for betraying the americans
01:52:17.200 what's interesting there was like he was a revolutionary right up until the end and he
01:52:22.600 kind of just hated what the revolution had become um he kind of turned his back on it because he
01:52:28.600 thought it'd gone too far so because because the american revolution like it says it's about
01:52:33.680 independence but it's actually about all these other things too um like for example i'll give
01:52:38.100 you uh so in the book he cites and a lot of americans would agree with this even if they
01:52:44.060 don't like it they agree with it that you know john locke and these writings on enlightenment
01:52:49.500 era liberty and individual rights and human rights these were big at the time like they
01:52:54.520 were obsessed with john locke they were obsessed with this this intellectual movement going on
01:52:59.400 that we've heard about time and time again but what they found and and having you know liberty
01:53:04.140 and freedom for all but routinely after um as the revolution was gaining steam
01:53:11.560 and they were taking over these cities where there were british loyalists there they would
01:53:17.480 always like beat up the loyalists they would always tar and feather them they would break 0.97
01:53:23.120 into their homes and shit so a lot of these revolutionaries started seeing that it's like 0.97
01:53:26.740 oh you're not actually not about liberty and freedom for all like you're just because you 0.95
01:53:31.160 have the we're winning and you're just subjugating these people who are also american citizens right
01:53:37.440 so they saw the revolutionaries as kind of hypocrites so there's a lot of people
01:53:42.380 who kind of start backing away but by that point it was too late and they realized there's something
01:53:48.260 else but anyway that that stuff doesn't really get brought up that much but to me that's
01:53:52.200 interesting that i think every single revolution is hypocritical but that does not seem to prevent
01:53:59.600 it from being effective and that's just an interesting uh interested learning from history
01:54:05.840 um yeah the the way they had it because britain was saying that they there's like two types of
01:54:13.040 colonies that exist there's like a greek style colony and a roman style colony um a greek style
01:54:19.260 colony is more like a seated self-sufficient community like which is what i think america
01:54:25.300 wanted it to be like oh we are seeded by britain but we're its own thing whereas a roman um colony
01:54:31.560 was more like you're taxed in a conquered imperium and so they made a good point where he said really
01:54:38.160 this is a disagreement over what type of colony you want to be and perhaps america might have
01:54:43.720 might have settled for a greek style system but you know we'll never know um
01:54:48.960 and it's interesting he makes a point of the book where he says like the
01:54:54.200 the reason this was happening was because americans saw themselves as a distinct people
01:54:58.900 having developed over the centuries and he notes that um this was even true of loyalists who
01:55:04.700 returned to britain so if you're a hardcore tory a british loyalist in america and you left the 0.83
01:55:11.580 fucking because the revolution you didn't want to be in america you wanted to go back home to britain 0.98
01:55:15.640 like you still were you had the stink of america on you like you had the wrong type of accent you 0.99
01:55:22.260 had all the you had an american-ness about you and there was all these stories about guys who
01:55:26.500 went back to britain they were never really accepted there again like they were seen as a
01:55:30.340 foreigner so i just thought i thought that was an interesting thing just to prove that they were
01:55:34.520 kind of like a distinct uh people um yeah and the one thing was that um in britain because he does
01:55:43.100 this cool thing in the book where he shows what they were saying in america and then what they
01:55:47.300 were saying in britain at the same time so it kind of goes back and forth at various points
01:55:50.640 And in England, the entire time they were, everyone in England was against independence, but they pointed to the example of Ireland. And they said, you know, Ireland in America actually had a similar population at the time. So the line that everyone had in England was, you know, we can put down Americans easy. Don't fret about them right now. We can, we can do to them what we did to the Irish was what they were saying.
01:56:16.420 um and but they said we'll need to do that because uh you know maybe we need to kind of
01:56:23.580 crack down on them because as it went on as this thing started to develop they feared they feared
01:56:29.300 what actually came to pass which is that america would uh threaten all their other interests in 0.98
01:56:35.040 the americas so people are wondering why do you give a shit about america at all it's like well 0.90
01:56:41.100 because what they really care about was the access to south america and mexico and what 0.96
01:56:45.800 they really cared about was having access to all these other port cities they lose america they
01:56:50.680 lose pretty much all of that which they more or less did um which is like right there it's like
01:56:58.080 the american revolution if we need a headline american revolution is a master class on how not
01:57:03.040 to deal with a revolution and i think that's that's why americans are the american government
01:57:08.060 is so good at causing and tamping down revolutions throughout the rest of the world because they kind
01:57:14.100 of one of the few cases where they got away with it and also remember that um and he points this
01:57:20.820 on the book too that historically anything like what america was trying to do it was it was brutal
01:57:28.940 the repercussions for that like if you go back to rome you go back to greece you go back to any
01:57:33.480 of these places like if you were i'm reading a book right now about the bronze age and egypt
01:57:39.160 and whatnot and it's like if you were a colony that rebelled they slaughtered everyone that's
01:57:45.620 what used to happen they would put like and and the fact that britain britain ironically was trying
01:57:50.940 to be a bit more enlightened but you know throughout time if you did what america would do
01:57:56.980 they would enslave your children and then like put your heads up on sticks and start start over
01:58:04.520 but so what was interesting was that those stakes were higher back then so and what was interesting
01:58:12.160 like he had said in the book and i think this is a point that i love coming back to like
01:58:16.600 the american revolution changed revolutions um and even the the subsequent revolutions i'm not
01:58:25.000 talking about african revolutions like there's some very obviously brutal genocides and revolutions
01:58:29.780 but um our idea of a revolution in the modern day is is somewhat bloodless and you don't see
01:58:37.600 even despotic governments and and tyrants they don't crack down on revolutions like they used
01:58:44.800 to back in the day so it's something about the american revolution changed the conceptualization
01:58:49.900 of revolutions throughout the entire world and what p how how they are reacted to i just thought
01:58:56.840 that was like an interesting point it made me kind of think about yeah like how revolutions
01:59:01.100 change over time um and he makes a note here he says uh it was during this time that america
01:59:10.380 essentially invented lynching he said the 10 years spent on this sort of mob violence and riots
01:59:16.060 stuck into the character of americans in the form of lynching which was still practiced in the 20th
01:59:21.780 century that was kind of a funny note he's saying no lynching is uniquely american but it's that's
01:59:26.500 kind of good but it's like i like him proposing the american as like you know lynching's in your
01:59:32.320 dna yeah we lynched our way into this situation we're gonna lynch our way out of it yeah no one
01:59:38.040 else was lynching you guys invented lynching don't be ashamed of it you named a city after it 0.63
01:59:42.400 and then there was like oh lynching it's for uh it's a black thing it's like no no no they were 0.83
01:59:48.740 lynched everybody was getting lynched go ask a black person now what they feel about a british 1.00
01:59:55.340 person being lynched i bet they'll slap their goddamn knees those black ass knees 1.00
02:00:01.340 um he says in the book and i love this part he talks about how throughout this time when 1.00
02:00:10.120 they're planning the independence and as they're smuggling and as they're looting and as they're
02:00:14.740 fucking britain in the press and in their communication with britain they're very nice
02:00:19.640 like according to like the public documents we have about how they're communicating with britain 0.99
02:00:24.960 they're very loyal and friendly towards england which would make you think this it's like oh my
02:00:29.780 god they can't be thinking for the outsider reading that they would say like oh my god
02:00:34.640 the patriots they loved britain up until the point that they didn't and some people take that
02:00:39.580 seriously and say britain must have done something to change the relationship or the american patriots
02:00:45.980 were lying which is actually way funnier like they're doing all this and they're saying no we
02:00:51.100 love you like we don't want independence what are you talking about as they're actively playing as
02:00:57.460 they're setting up the continental congress which is a nation born out of gaslighting it's so great 0.97
02:01:04.400 it is gaslighting smuggling lynching america rules man damn um and like i was saying like 0.95
02:01:14.020 after the american revolution revolution itself was popularized right so it's like america not 0.96
02:01:20.000 kind of popularized the american revolution they franchised it around the world and at the i think
02:01:25.840 around this time was this around the time of the french revolution i gotta get my numbers because
02:01:31.000 i remember like the reading about like the french revolution was keenly interested in what was going
02:01:36.880 on in america at the time so i think there was like some interplay going on there as well
02:01:41.020 an interesting note he made here and i didn't know this because i only had like a very cursory
02:01:46.140 understanding of this when he was talking about the boston tea party the boston tea party is where
02:01:50.540 they obviously threw all that tea over the side of the ship it was a big spectacle um it was
02:01:56.620 interesting that boston was the only city to dump the tea but there was all kinds of other protests
02:02:02.600 that were planned at the exact same time they were going to make a big show against britain
02:02:08.220 and like a protest against the tea tax and most of the other cities sent the ships back like we're
02:02:15.060 not going to accept your tea so we'll let you we'll keep your ship and port here then send you
02:02:19.920 on your way but we won't take your tea but it was because of um uh john hancock and sam adams 0.99
02:02:27.720 they just wanted a spectacle they said no we're gonna go throw it in the fucking river 0.95
02:02:32.060 and but they were the only ones who did it so it was like a new york and philadelphia 0.98
02:02:37.660 were the ones that rebelled by sending it back only sam adams made a big show of it
02:02:41.920 the violence of which actually no this was the thing um they hated the violence of the act
02:02:48.500 right they hate the fact that it was like a big show and they saw it but here's the other thing
02:02:52.840 they hated the most that it was so organized that the stories of the boston tea party that
02:02:58.480 were getting backwards like there was a crowd there was a massive crowd watching it with torches
02:03:03.220 and lanterns and everything and everyone was there it wasn't just riffraff it wasn't just 0.99
02:03:08.140 crazy protesters everyone from the fucking city went there the fucking mayor was there and they 0.99
02:03:12.880 just watched it happen and that's what pissed off england the most that it wasn't this animalistic 1.00
02:03:18.360 flashpoint of people it's like it was very orderly and that made it seem way more dangerous and
02:03:24.260 coordinated that's when they started to freak on that's what caused the boston blockade which was
02:03:30.160 the first time britain tried to really reinstall sovereignty they just set up a blockade and tried
02:03:34.260 to starve out boston which is like a big deal um and at that point like they at this point britain
02:03:42.020 sees it losing its grip on america and that's why this is where the quebec act comes from because
02:03:48.160 britain now goes to canada and say we're afraid that canada is going to join america they were
02:03:55.140 absolutely terrified that this american influence would pollute our minds and we would join the
02:03:59.880 cause for independence and so they start to try and make quebec happy how they make quebec happy
02:04:04.960 they give them the quebec act which just lets them make their own the idea that that french 0.84
02:04:10.680 canada was allowed to be catholic was a huge fucking deal like just having this like catholic 0.61
02:04:17.620 island right there like you never would have heard that especially not from britain but the reason 0.95
02:04:22.520 that quebec exists was because they're trying to make make it so quebec wouldn't just join america
02:04:27.220 yeah but it also had the side effect of pissing off every protestant
02:04:34.920 in america as well as canada so it was kind of funny that the entire time like there's
02:04:42.760 the story in this book is the interplay between canada and america and britain and it's like
02:04:49.220 america and american britain are both trying to convince canada to join its side but they're also
02:04:55.240 talking on both sides of their mouth because while they're trying to convince canada there's all 0.98
02:04:59.500 these um notes and letters of them saying okay we're never gonna get these fucking canadians 0.99
02:05:04.820 on our side and the the phrasing they had was that canadians lack the patriotic spirit 0.97
02:05:11.380 for or the lust for independence and freedom that's what they said at the time i think history
02:05:17.900 aside from the listenership of this show i think history kind of bore that out you know i mean like
02:05:22.820 they're just there wasn't there just wasn't the spirit there wasn't the the thirst for whatever
02:05:28.460 it was america was doing and america couldn't convince canada to join on and there was lots
02:05:33.520 and lots of invitations and that's just you know the way it is i think that's that's an interesting
02:05:39.560 relationship too and to this day we're still technically a british colony right um and then
02:05:46.320 so like to save boston around this time they create the continental congress since they weren't
02:05:51.200 even a nation yet um but here's a trick so they said we're gonna start a we're gonna start this
02:05:59.020 little independent thing but we're gonna kind of be democratic and hear from the people
02:06:03.040 but the problem was they only pulled from the patriots and it was unelected so say we're just
02:06:10.420 gonna put a bunch of leaders here they boxed out the loyalists and then he makes a point here that
02:06:15.460 i think is very very important to this entire story um and this will be like the main one of
02:06:20.880 main pillars which is that the loyalists lacked coordination and they lacked that sort of fire
02:06:28.240 that i'm talking about that there were the story was that the loyalists the british loyalists in
02:06:33.140 america they were pretty stacked there was a lot of them there's a lot of people who are loyal to
02:06:38.220 britain but they didn't have the coordination they didn't have the aptitude to fight back they didn't
02:06:43.040 think they needed to they didn't want even want to have a fight so they just got steamrolled that's
02:06:48.300 the story of the loyalists in america and then they fled a lot of them fled to canada a lot of
02:06:52.380 them fled to britain a lot of them kind of stuck around and just became uh american later but like
02:06:58.560 you know they were never offered a seat at the table because they never took a seat at the table
02:07:03.520 you know what i mean yeah and i think that's the story of not only britain but the british
02:07:09.160 the people friendly to britain even in america just never took it seriously that's the entire
02:07:15.480 story they never took it seriously and then look what happens now you're tarred and feathered they
02:07:19.800 estimated that um they said uh yeah they said like three quarters of america were loyalists
02:07:30.760 but they were ca that's what britain thought britain thought the three quarters of america
02:07:35.160 were loyalist but they they were wrong in the opposite direction like america was overestimating
02:07:41.000 and so was britain because they were counting the hesitant in with the loyalists so it was more or
02:07:46.780 less like they had the exact same amount but neither of them accounted for that middle group
02:07:51.500 who didn't didn't really know what they want um and also there was uh the loyalists were so
02:07:57.920 the loyalists gave up their guns to the patriots um which sounds kind of crazy but in these cities
02:08:05.580 where you know the patriots were in charge they made every loyalist like handed their guns and
02:08:09.900 they stay the same thing happens when anyone turns in their guns like and also by the way that's why
02:08:16.800 americans are so into keeping their guns because americans also demanded that their enemies turn
02:08:22.720 in their guns and look what they did to them like americans know what that's the whole thing like
02:08:28.940 americans don't want they they don't want the government taking their guns because they were
02:08:34.620 also the government and made other americans give up their guns not that long ago yeah um
02:08:40.820 yeah and there's the line here i said the patriots were shocked this worked so well because
02:08:45.900 liberty and freedom were denied to others the more they won and then this is where like that
02:08:51.040 john locke natural rights thing was betrayed the entire time um i know we gotta get going soon but
02:08:56.720 there's a couple of things i wanted to mention one one of the central stories of this book
02:09:01.600 and he makes a strong case for it was there's this uh general named general howe who is a british
02:09:08.460 general and there's a lot of locations in canada named after uh general howe the the belief is
02:09:16.540 that he did such a bad job fighting the americans that he did it on purpose
02:09:21.700 and then there's a lot of speculation i think he pleads a strong case that
02:09:29.960 there's certain decisions in these various battles where like he was so he was supposed to be he's
02:09:37.240 supposed to help this other regiment he just wasn't there because he decided to take a shitty way to
02:09:42.840 get there he makes all these decisions that a guy of his stature would not make so the case being
02:09:49.560 made is that he kind of threw the war in favor of america because he just liked their cause um he's
02:09:55.760 General Howe was charged with aiding the rebels by doing a bad job on purpose and sabotaging his own strategy.
02:10:02.500 His actions were bizarre and he was too nice on purpose.
02:10:06.340 By July 1777, things began to go very wrong.
02:10:11.520 The plan was for General John Burgoyne, leader of a second British force, to disrupt resistance in upstate New York as he marched south.
02:10:19.480 Howe was to march north to meet him, but General Howe had other plans.
02:10:23.940 He decided instead to sail south, to march on Philadelphia,
02:10:27.860 following the British Army's traditional military strategy of capturing cities.
02:10:32.340 In doing so, he would ensure his name in the history books.
02:10:35.860 He captured Philadelphia, but the victory was hollow.
02:10:39.060 It held no military advantages for the British effort.
02:10:42.580 On top of that, in the north, General Burgoyne's army had been completely destroyed.
02:10:48.100 But more crucially, the Continental Army was now poised for the next opportunity to strike.
02:10:53.380 um they because when he went back to britain after they were asking why did you treat them
02:10:58.120 like ireland um you know why didn't you do this stuff and that that's and he went in front of
02:11:03.320 like judges and had to defend the fact that he did such a shitty job um because britain uh
02:11:11.380 they surrendered to the battle of saratoga um he also makes a line in here that i really liked
02:11:18.200 because after britain surrenders at the battle of saratoga which is a really bad loss france
02:11:26.300 signs with america because france was keeping out of this for the longest time they didn't know who
02:11:30.920 they were going to back they know they hated britain but they didn't know if they wanted
02:11:34.120 to sign with america then they signed with america he's got a line here that um uh american liberty
02:11:39.920 was guaranteed by a frenchman and i just i just thought that there's so many fun funny lines in
02:11:46.960 this book it's written in a bit of an old style but there's so much comedy in this there's so
02:11:52.620 much almost like passive aggressive humor they said yeah america you have france to thank for 0.92
02:11:57.420 your fucking country which if you know anything about america maybe not the guys from our scene 0.98
02:12:02.400 but most americans would not like to hear that and we'll we'll end on this um just the other 0.99
02:12:09.340 thing that i found so illuminating about the book and this does get brought up a bit uh in the
02:12:14.700 mythologizing of the american revolution um he talks about this later in the book where
02:12:22.020 most of the militia men and the minute men were uh the patriot riflemen and they were basically
02:12:27.960 armed and clothed themselves so uh he made a point that when you see paintings of these battles
02:12:34.860 you see the american soldiers in these very nice clean crisp uniforms and he's like well in reality
02:12:42.060 those uniforms were probably sewn by their wives at home and their gun was the gun that was over
02:12:49.040 their fireplace that they just brought from home and i just i loved that image because 0.99
02:12:54.940 and a lot of the officers too a lot of the officers look like shit a lot of the officers 0.95
02:13:00.020 were like boots they found and that's why even the officer class weren't treated that seriously 0.97
02:13:05.500 there it was really really decentralized and they were they were more or less fighting a guerrilla 0.97
02:13:10.260 war at that time like they were just ambushing people from the fucking trees uh and here's some 0.94
02:13:16.380 of these battles and you know when people think of these battles uh they probably think of you 0.95
02:13:23.100 know civil war reenactments and that sort of thing and the musket rifles but you know once you
02:13:28.700 surveyed like you know 70 dead 70 bayoneted as they were running away it's like these were brutal
02:13:35.520 battles too people were fucking screaming and dying um but just that idea of like the entire 0.87
02:13:43.500 all the soldiers for this revolution were just again the rifle they brought from home was such
02:13:49.440 a fascinating image to me um and i i just i i would like that highlighted more i would like
02:13:56.080 the fact that they had irregular outfits and they but they still had that tenacity and they didn't
02:14:02.620 They didn't really have a lot of support.
02:14:04.380 They literally just did it themselves.
02:14:05.840 And they came from home and they met up in a field.
02:14:09.120 And they waved goodbye to their wives. 1.00
02:14:10.760 And there was no fuck. 1.00
02:14:11.820 Everyone just knew how to do this. 0.99
02:14:14.100 That's the other thing that struck me.
02:14:15.360 It's like, you didn't really need basic training.
02:14:18.080 He said, there's a battle. 1.00
02:14:18.980 Get your fucking gun. 1.00
02:14:19.880 Go, go, fight the battle. 1.00
02:14:21.880 Now, maybe warfare has changed, obviously.
02:14:23.940 We can't just fight like that anymore.
02:14:26.740 But there was sort of a whimsy to that as I was reading these accounts of it.
02:14:31.920 And again, if you want to wallpaper that over because it's imperfect, but I'm like, no, it's more enlightening.
02:14:38.280 It's more invigorating if these are just guys who are passionate about it.
02:14:43.320 But, you know, this did get them into trouble because they did try to invade Canada and it did not go well.
02:14:50.060 Yeah, Benedict Arnold was actually the guy who was trying to mount a failed attack on Canada, specifically Quebec to try and get them against the British.
02:14:58.820 so there's this whole section where they just walk up to quebec from america and for some reason
02:15:06.920 it's the classic thing where they you know it's a bit of a meme and a trope but it's like oh don't
02:15:12.300 try and invade russia in the winter they tried to invade quebec in the winter and for some reason 0.97
02:15:18.440 they thought they could just walk there and so they said we'll just go through the fucking woods 0.98
02:15:22.600 they won't even see it coming and it turns out that the woods are really fucking inhospitable 0.97
02:15:27.860 and we're talking old growth forests before we fucked them all up so they're literally like like 0.85
02:15:33.180 we could only move like a meter at a time you know i mean like they were so slow and so cold and they
02:15:38.940 were just dying on their way to quebec so arnold planned to lead his 1100 men up the kennebec river
02:15:46.760 and then overland through the unmapped wilderness of maine to attack quebec the distance was
02:15:54.060 estimated at 180 miles and that it would take 20 days to complete. Both assumptions would prove to
02:16:01.900 be terribly wrong. Arnold's army left Fort Western on September 25, 1775 and almost immediately
02:16:10.860 encountered problems. To negotiate around the countless rocks in the river, the boat crews had
02:16:17.980 to wade in frigid, waist-deep water, half-pulling, half-pushing the boats upstream.
02:16:27.300 After only 20 miles on the Kennebec, the men faced their first portage.
02:16:32.480 This operation entailed unloading the entire boat, carrying the 400-pound boat and all
02:16:39.200 the provisions many in 250 pound barrels along slippery riverbank paths until they found
02:16:47.680 navigable water upstream then reloading the boat and pushing off again the hastily constructed
02:16:55.760 boats began to leak which ruined the gunpowder and spoiled much of their preserved meat 0.97
02:17:02.400 the flip side to that is that you get really bad dumb decisions and a whole bunch of guys who 0.98
02:17:06.400 weren't trained to fucking freeze to death and then there's stories in here of them you know 0.98
02:17:10.600 boiling their shoes to eat because also like if you're this is the hard thing about canada like 0.98
02:17:15.920 there's not a lot of plentiful wildlife up here if you want to shoot a deer it takes a while like 0.96
02:17:21.780 it's not if you're unfamiliar with the forest it's a fucking nightmare to find anything and so 0.94
02:17:26.960 they thought they could just find a bunch of turkeys up here turns out they were like boiling 0.98
02:17:31.740 in their fucking boots and then they got to quebec and like immediately surrendered 0.98
02:17:36.080 just didn't work anyway but that's that's all we'll talk about the um 0.99
02:17:44.240 the american revolution for today um and we'll just end on that that note here it says uh in
02:17:49.700 the book he says the canadians would never have gone along with it anyway and had no revolutionary
02:17:53.960 spirit so he didn't it was revolutionary no revolutionary spirit not the spirit for freedom
02:17:59.500 or liberty but the revolution itself and so you know i thought that was interesting um so what
02:18:07.160 do you think about that i know there's a lot we could dive into i didn't there's like entire
02:18:11.640 battles that are outlined in detail in this book the battle of bunker hill is a good one
02:18:16.660 and you go not only the bat what happened to the battles what led up to the battles but the entire
02:18:21.420 troop formations and how the attack occurred this is a very very good book for that if you like
02:18:26.300 you know civil war era type stuff but sorry i cut you off there what do you think of all that
02:18:32.300 no i mean broadly speaking i find all of it really fascinating not just from a history
02:18:37.000 historical standpoint from a cultural standpoint like knowing kind of where we came from
02:18:40.700 but i do feel sometimes like hearing so many of these stories there's been some very dysgenic
02:18:47.280 change over time because i find it hard to believe that a lot of the americans quote unquote that i
02:18:55.200 see today descended from those people and that's kind of the joke is we know that most of the
02:18:59.100 americans that you meet in some urbanity now are not descended from those people because those
02:19:05.460 people seem like a totally different nation than what we have now so i mean my i mean it kind of
02:19:11.500 makes me makes me want to find rediscover that nation and then the whole the the jab about
02:19:18.760 canadians not having the revolutionary spirit hurts it that cuts deep but i also i kind of
02:19:26.480 agree like i kind of get what he's saying we have more i think we have we're the pioneer spirit 1.00
02:19:31.920 yeah americans are the fuck you i got mine or no fuck you give me your spirit we have the fuck you 1.00
02:19:39.120 i got mine spirit yeah so because remember the revolution here the story he's telling the book 1.00
02:19:44.720 it's almost a revolution just for the sake of it but that's what makes it so good and that is what
02:19:50.740 you need to do you need to be unfair you need to treat your enemy like england's they're saying
02:19:57.300 all right he said it's a nation a nation of lynching and gaslighting fun like and look and
02:20:03.020 they won and look we so everyone i'm saying if you want to everyone should get more into lynching
02:20:08.240 and gaslighting yeah yeah and also the book i found interesting it doesn't talk um it doesn't
02:20:14.120 really spend a lot of time in the areas where a lot of other of these books would spend time in
02:20:18.720 like let's talk about george washington let's talk about ben franklin they don't really come
02:20:22.840 up a lot in the book samuel adams and benedict darnall come up a bit more but by keeping it
02:20:28.420 in the revolution like washington comes up like once one of the main reasons is because he said
02:20:33.660 george washington didn't fight a lot of battles like if you're talking about just the battles
02:20:38.240 and just the skirmishes washington wasn't really there much which is you know against the mythology 0.60
02:20:44.160 but he's like no we're going to talk about the shit as it happened and his whole thing with this
02:20:48.040 book was going more to the primary sources rather than secondary sources so that is the uh the true 0.81
02:20:54.560 history of the american revolution by sydney george fisher i hope i picked a good one i know
02:20:58.760 this is a very passionate topic for a lot of people so i might get people jumping down my
02:21:04.080 throat but all i'm saying is i'm a fan i'm not even saying anything bad cool it's nice cool
02:21:10.100 all right this has been a good one i'll talk to you later man yeah no worries buddy see ya
02:21:14.520 all right dimes judas welcome to jay burden show how are you
02:21:33.980 guys doing doing all right thank you i am very glad to be here can i just say this i really like
02:21:39.900 that intro i don't think i've seen it before i've only seen clips that's a fantastic intro i have
02:21:44.920 watched it actually in the first time that i did see it i didn't make the association with with
02:21:48.980 your name but i was thinking at the time damn that is a fine intro okay see what you're seeing 0.54
02:21:53.540 right here is a classic judas devilish trick talking like oh i've seen it before i've actually 0.95
02:21:59.140 i've been into jay burden for a long time don't fucking believe it this will not be the first 0.84
02:22:03.100 time he does this this time all right go ahead i don't know it was convincing i believe it 0.86
02:22:07.800 that's how it gets you so that intro it's a funny story that intro took me forever because i i'm not
02:22:15.220 you know incredibly technical and adobe after effects is an absolute bear of a program to
02:22:21.160 wrestle around if you're used to different programs and so it's not a particularly difficult
02:22:26.460 one because essentially what i did is are you guys familiar with what uh amvs are yeah yeah
02:22:32.400 they're anime music videos and they got kind of popular in the like mid 2000s with like kind of
02:22:38.040 cringe you know dragon ball green green day edits buddy buddy we are old what are we 30 year old
02:22:44.240 boomers we're aging i'm explaining that to my audience right i figured you guys would know
02:22:49.460 i know because you have to understand how important that was for the development of
02:22:54.360 this generation that we're in so zoomers don't have that they don't know what it's like to be
02:22:59.660 really invested in like a super saiyan montage set to lincoln park well see i i grew up with my
02:23:07.420 own and it was just you know it was like soundcloud rap edits to boruto which were but i was thinking
02:23:13.340 it was like i can't figure out this program who is someone who knows how to edit and isn't very
02:23:18.340 smart i was like oh the people who make amvs so i'll just look up amv tutorials and that's how i
02:23:25.740 made that intro that's we got to be mining these people like there's a lot of wisdom in this by
02:23:32.920 the way i should have asked this how lewd and cruel are we allowed to get with our language
02:23:38.980 can we curse i'm not gonna get you in trouble with any okay how much how deep can we plumb the 0.96
02:23:45.500 depths of this retardation to bring up the jewels give it to me in scoville units please 0.96
02:23:51.260 i mean i would say this was like this was like uh just pure you know cassason oil right like 0.96
02:23:58.700 it's just enough to send you into anaphylactic shock oh perfect because i i remember it it was
02:24:04.900 literally this guy and the guy sounded out of his mind high and you could tell he was recording it
02:24:10.020 on his like high school think pad you know telling and i was like oh perfect this is exactly at my
02:24:16.740 level if a 15 year old with a mental disability can explain it i can probably figure it out
02:24:21.240 like i was laughing the other day about the the wretched projects that we could engage in if we
02:24:29.120 were in high school like our you and me judas in high school if we had the technology that's
02:24:35.040 available to people now because all we had back then on school computers was like doom we could
02:24:40.480 install doom and maybe trick some teachers but the ability to have hollywood grade technology
02:24:46.540 for film edits it would only be used for bullying by the way oh of course and that's that's what
02:24:52.040 photoshop was for for people my age because with like a pirated russian copy of photoshop and maybe
02:24:58.000 like 15 minutes of youtube tutorials you can like edit your friends into every historical like
02:25:03.520 you know tragedy that's ever happened it's like ha ha look you're at nan king you know like you've
02:25:08.180 got a severed chinese head in your hand you start photoshopping ha ha look you're in the third
02:25:12.820 reich and that just like a bunch of people you know it's funny though uh we talked about this
02:25:17.420 on the show uh because everyone's talking about ai and deep fakes and everything and we were just
02:25:22.220 going back and forth laughing at you know the idea of the technology the highly advanced technology
02:25:28.880 to create a deep fake or create you know you plug in the text and it comes out now joe rogan can say
02:25:34.680 whatever hillary clinton can say whatever you know how the teams of engineers data scientists that
02:25:41.480 we're required to do this. And if I imagine myself as the investor or the marketing executive,
02:25:47.480 whatever, someone's pitching me this idea. I need to know how is this used for anything other than
02:25:53.900 bullying? Like there's literally no application for deep fake technology. If you're the CEO of
02:26:01.340 that company, again, $10 million to create it. What is the application other than either bullying
02:26:07.220 or blackmail i don't know what it is you have to really reach yeah well it's exactly it's truly the
02:26:14.360 the reputation of the thesis of universal basic income you know it's like we give people limitless
02:26:20.000 freedom surely they will become the next shakespeare and in reality it's just like haha i
02:26:24.420 made so i made joe rogan say the n-word for 10 hours yeah the first the first minute of the first
02:26:31.240 day that that technology rolls out it's hillary clinton saying she wants obama as a slave
02:26:36.760 why wouldn't that be the first thing that happens and there is a jay burden ai out there that says
02:26:43.400 all manner of horrible things and it instantly as soon as i saw that i was like well
02:26:47.640 i better not get doxxed because if so there's all the stuff i have said and all the things
02:26:53.200 that i haven't said but someone thought it would be funny if i had well you know what's funny that
02:26:58.340 we talked about this on the show not often but it's a developing story obviously but one strategy
02:27:05.140 that we were playing around with was not even for your average dissident, but for your average
02:27:09.460 citizen. The idea that if there is so much, not only is the government spying on you, obviously,
02:27:16.140 but there's this ability for blackmail from either federal or private interest. You would
02:27:22.000 have to flood the internet with evidence of you saying and doing everything to the point that it
02:27:27.860 devalues all uh digital information of you so there's you and also a deep fake of you admitting 0.98
02:27:35.240 that you're gay admitting that you're trans admitting that you're black just every thing 0.74
02:27:39.680 so there's such a fog of data around you that everything people come forward with by saying 0.97
02:27:44.880 look i found him saying this is treated with suspicion yeah i think like the only way to do
02:27:49.460 broad broad spectrum uh like contradictory information so that for any one piece of
02:27:54.760 information somebody might want to use it as as evidence as evidence right there's like two other
02:27:59.220 pieces that are contradictory so yeah there is a defense mechanism but this is that's a whole other
02:28:03.840 service i mean that's like the next step nobody's gone there yet but call it a prediction it's 0.99
02:28:08.880 almost you're turning the internet into the ganges it's just full of trash and shit and needles 1.00
02:28:15.820 and it's like indian guys just floating down like that's all the internet's going to be 1.00
02:28:20.540 if i have my way so you're telling me that there's a there's a dimes bot out there just
02:28:26.480 sending bobs and vagine yeah i you know what the bit that we had um on the show remember this juice
02:28:34.200 remember trans dimes yeah so we got a vocoder um it's any the service anyone can get um what was
02:28:42.680 it called audio mod something like that but there's a and they might not even have this anymore but
02:28:48.300 you could make your voice sound like a robot sound like a monster whatever the auto tune
02:28:53.160 but then there's one female to male and male to female and then so we had a recurring character
02:28:59.420 called trans dimes and the character went as far as me saying hey everybody it's me trans dimes
02:29:07.300 that was about it but that was enough because you don't want to go down that rabbit hole
02:29:11.820 but uh you would point out just it doesn't just up pitch your voice it adds like a warmth and
02:29:18.660 softness it's really chilling it adds a little inflection like when you finish a word when in
02:29:23.780 the dead space it adds an inflection and then it also um gives a little lisp like it lengthens the
02:29:29.860 s's and it it's weird how subtle it is but it it makes you want to vomit like listening to it
02:29:36.640 what it makes you sound like like no joke i'm not using this as a dig but also who gives a
02:29:41.600 it it makes you sound like philosophy tube it sounds like a man who like added something to
02:29:48.120 his throat and it's like a soft throatiness anyway so so i got trans times is what i'm saying so i
02:29:55.960 gotta have all these other personas that just uh flood the sensors well in a weird way it is truly 0.84
02:30:04.620 kind of the death of the real right it's like kind of mutually assured destruction when we're almost
02:30:10.540 there's so much like you said there's so many kind of like clips of everyone saying everything
02:30:14.900 that you know it comes at a certain point it's like nothing is you know nothing can be counted 0.69
02:30:19.760 on and I've heard kind of this like schizo theory that like oh that's that's that's what they'll use 0.98
02:30:24.740 that's their open door to get in you know digital ID you know the idea that there'll be some kind
02:30:29.380 of attempt to you know link you know permanently link you know your public face with your online
02:30:36.020 persona, which who knows, I'm not necessarily convinced, but I think it is interesting because
02:30:41.240 I mean, I've already got to the point where it's like, I, I quite literally don't like you could
02:30:45.080 show me an audio clip of anyone saying anything. And I don't believe it, you know, because I've
02:30:48.380 heard a million of, you know, Joe Biden edits of him reading out, you know, like thug hunters or
02:30:52.500 whatever, something. It's great in one sense, because it almost turns the digital world into
02:30:58.380 a desert. Like it's very destructive in terms of the trust that it, that it, that it destroys.
02:31:03.160 And if people can't go on online and trust anything that they now that they see, you know, like with mid journey or that they read with chat GPT or something that they hear through a voice AI, then yeah, I mean, it does motivate people to go back to the real world to the actual like meat space, you know.
02:31:21.520 So I think it's actually it could be a positive thing in the long run for the exact opposite reasons that they're probably pushing the software.
02:31:27.180 Yeah. And this is something that I think is within our power to control. I think, what was it? The quote from Nick Land, who had said, nothing human makes it to the future. Nothing human survives in the future.
02:31:39.240 uh it is within the power of even the most armchairist of dissidents to create an internet
02:31:47.440 where nothing human exists on the internet that we force reality back in the real world and the
02:31:53.300 internet exists but it's kind of known as just a place where fake things are and people can which
02:31:58.960 is you know in so many words what the internet originally was uh back in like the 80s and 90s
02:32:05.000 internet was kind of understood to be this place where people have alternate lives, alternate
02:32:09.700 realities. They go crazy and kooky with things. And some people miss that. Some people don't.
02:32:14.960 I'm not saying, I'm not doing the old head bit where we just talked about that. But I think
02:32:19.800 that's something we could actually do is force real life off of the internet because
02:32:25.780 the social media revolution was trying to capture real life and bring it online,
02:32:30.320 which is kind of what the digital ID thing is as well.
02:32:33.300 Yeah.
02:32:34.220 I also wonder if there will be something where kind of these AI technologies that are currently disparate, right?
02:32:40.300 Well, we have, you know, we have essentially, you know, image editing at your fingertips.
02:32:45.460 We have audio editing at your fingertips.
02:32:47.920 And obviously there's things like chat GPT.
02:32:50.220 And you have to wonder like, well, what does the internet become when you can never be sure if it's a real person you're talking to?
02:32:55.360 Or just some kind of like, you know, like program on a server somewhere.
02:33:00.320 And obviously that could extend both, not just in text, but in kind of like any format, right?
02:33:05.460 Like there eventually, I assume will be quote unquote, like AI influencers, so to speak.
02:33:10.780 Oh yeah.
02:33:11.320 You see everyone, there's every type of accelerationist you could want.
02:33:15.100 We have yet to see a hyper-reality accelerationist. 0.59
02:33:18.960 We have yet to see the one who said, let's just go full fucking steam ahead and just make 0.69
02:33:23.220 this as inhuman as possible, which will in essence preserve humanity elsewhere.
02:33:27.980 But like you had said, there already are some AI influencers.
02:33:33.300 And this is where if I'm being a stinker, if I'm being let me put on my Stephen Colbert hat and say that influencers these days are already as fake as you can get.
02:33:43.740 You know, like that would be my commentary on influencer culture.
02:33:47.260 I'm not doing I'm taking off my Stephen Colbert hat.
02:33:49.920 But it's you know, it's we did a whole arc on cybernetics on our show.
02:33:56.400 we covered uh one of the books was by marvin minsky and um it's a fantastic book and he was
02:34:03.040 talking about the discussion is how easy is it to replicate the human mind in a cybernetic space and
02:34:11.280 this is we could spend hours on this discussion i'm not trying to take us down that spiral but
02:34:16.000 there is a point we made that most people are not difficult to replicate because you know there's
02:34:22.840 that line from iRobot, which is not a great movie, but I always come back to it, which is Will Smith
02:34:28.460 is interrogating the robot, and he says, oh, can a robot make a paint a beautiful masterpiece? Can
02:34:35.140 it write a sonnet? And the robot says, well, can you? It's essentially that, that most people are
02:34:40.340 not difficult to replicate in an AI space. And I don't want to take this down a racial thing,
02:34:46.560 but there's some groups I think would be easier to replicate in an AI space than others. Once you
02:34:52.660 realize that, especially if you're taking into kind of like IQ level personality, most people
02:34:56.800 are kind of boring. It doesn't take a lot to trick a human. So the idea you could, you could
02:35:03.460 replicate an influencer who is essentially what, what an influencer now is what if you made a human
02:35:09.400 into a chat bot? So it wouldn't be hard to do. Yeah. Well, I think also that there's, there's
02:35:15.820 something to be said for the fact that this will be both a, will be both a carrot and a stick,
02:35:21.000 so to speak right because and you're right that i think especially as you know we most people are
02:35:27.280 not you know these kind of like you know radical dissidents these people who truly do you know
02:35:32.900 kind of buck trends most people go along to get along and to be honest that's in their best
02:35:37.800 interest you know in most societies that would serve them quite well but nonetheless right you
02:35:43.040 can use like you said you can use the power of like an influencer you know use the power of an
02:35:47.380 ai to kind of cajole people positively like here's something you should strive for but also kind of
02:35:53.940 negatively and i think that a lot of the the dialogue around twitter bots got kind of destroyed
02:36:01.140 by like shit libs mad that hillary clinton lost the election but like if you've been on twitter 0.50
02:36:06.180 you you have encountered bots before you know you've encountered this like swarm of essentially 0.97
02:36:12.240 like negative, incredibly repetitive attention that doesn't really make sense. It happened a
02:36:18.280 while back to a lot of guys, a lot of our friends, people in our spheres, they essentially were
02:36:24.500 getting kind of like errant bots forms. They would tweet a word out and it would kind of
02:36:29.440 relate to what the bots were saying, but the bots would be saying like anti-Q things on people
02:36:35.300 talking about like, you know, vaccine side effects, which like, okay, there's kind of a crossover
02:36:38.920 over there. But those aren't the same people necessarily. But I think that as that technology
02:36:43.700 gets more sophisticated, and because again, most people are pro-social in the sense that they want
02:36:49.200 to do the accepted thing, I think that provides an incredible opportunity to essentially push
02:36:55.580 culture and to push people in whatever direction you want. Absolutely. And I think a lot of people,
02:37:01.660 especially on the right, and when I say the right, I mean the broad right, and that's a big umbrella.
02:37:07.340 A lot of them, and I'm not trying to pin this on any particular person, but a lot of people, I think, have this idea that power is that which lets itself be known.
02:37:17.140 But truly advanced power and control doesn't really want you to know that it is in power and control.
02:37:23.640 And so, like you had just said, there's this concept that might be a conspiracy theory, but once I describe it, you would say, well, why wouldn't they do this?
02:37:34.760 It's the concept of heaven banning.
02:37:36.400 So it's this idea that for uncomfortable or troublesome people, perhaps like ourselves, let's take Reddit, let's take Twitter, these examples, they can ban us, but when they ban us, we make a lot of noise and we cause a lot of trouble.
02:37:53.280 what they what power doesn't want you to do power doesn't want to have angry troublemakers
02:37:57.800 it wants compliance and what's a good way to make troublemakers compliant well it's not to punish
02:38:02.700 them so let's make martyrs out of them it's to kind of make them think that what they're doing
02:38:07.560 is working so heaven banning it's this thing they'll keep you on the platform if you have an
02:38:11.860 account there but it will slowly start to segregate you into almost a fake version of the site that
02:38:18.040 populated by bots. And you won't really know it. And you'll get your upvotes, you'll get your
02:38:23.580 retweets, you'll get some sort of engagement. But you won't be aware that all you're dealing with
02:38:29.840 is this sort of sequestered theme park that they made for you. And of course, it won't work on
02:38:34.620 everyone. Of course, some people will clue into it, but a lot of them won't. And so some people
02:38:39.620 will say, well, this is something that's been discussed. It's been theorized. Who knows if
02:38:44.600 they're actually using it. I would say, why wouldn't they? That is an elegant solution
02:38:48.880 for the problem of troublemakers. And once you start thinking like your opponent, if you think
02:38:54.960 like your enemy, think what would make me happy? It would make me feel like I'm being heard and
02:39:00.920 liked and maybe even popular, but it doesn't matter. And so this is one of the reasons
02:39:06.000 we were talking about completely polluting the digital space and polluting it in such a way
02:39:12.020 We're also the polluters are the only ones that will be able to navigate it. And what that will do, and again, this is all wild blue sky speculation, but what that would do is increase the importance of real life interaction.
02:39:26.180 Now you can talk about this from a political perspective, a business perspective, whatever it might be. But there's already political groups in the scene right now. Maybe some we agree with, maybe some we don't agree with, doesn't matter. But they correctly have the focus on you got to meet with people in real life. You got to network in real life. You got to rely on these relationships.
02:39:45.400 And I think this might be a way to accomplish that and basically force people to get offline because, again, it's going to be like a burned out ruin that you can navigate, but you're going to be aware that the action is happening elsewhere.
02:40:00.680 That was a bit of a long rant. Sorry.
02:40:01.980 there's a there's another phenomenon i was just thinking about this uh recently actually we do
02:40:07.160 this thing on our chat when somebody joins the chat on telegram we immediately make them say
02:40:11.920 an original racial slur uh which is both to test the fact that they're not a bought through
02:40:17.100 originality and uh to test the fact that they're not a fed or somebody who isn't you know on our 0.76
02:40:23.220 side enough to say the n-word or whatever it's a stupid thing but the point is this kind of a 0.98
02:40:27.100 hazing ritual what we're doing is we're shit testing a stranger to make sure that they're 0.99
02:40:30.920 one of us, or to try to identify them by pressurizing them socially, right? It's kind of 0.98
02:40:35.600 like the Momo Ugin Thunderstrike thing when some Nigerian contacts you and you want to pressurize 1.00
02:40:39.600 him, piss him off. And like in a Thunderstrike example, what's happened over time is there's 0.76
02:40:44.920 been a net increase in the number of frustrated Nigerians, which is great. And I think generally
02:40:50.280 as trust breaks down on the internet and we start to move back to the real, as that's happening, 0.83
02:40:55.320 everybody not knowing who to trust is going to be shit testing and pressurizing everybody else.
02:41:00.920 all of the time, even people who would normally be your friends. 0.95
02:41:03.400 And I think that's positive, right?
02:41:04.780 So before we even move to the real, on the runway to the real, 0.97
02:41:08.740 we're going to be increasingly pressurizing and shit testing 0.76
02:41:12.680 and poking each other's buttons in ways that really question 0.82
02:41:18.600 and draw out your principles and your beliefs and your humanity
02:41:21.880 and make you rethink your positions.
02:41:23.300 I think that's going to increase overall,
02:41:25.620 even within closed groups where there are no bots,
02:41:28.820 just because there always could be a bot.
02:41:30.740 or you don't know we just seems to come up every conversation the last few weeks like
02:41:34.440 any one of us could be a voice ai any one of us in the chat could be chat gbt you don't know 0.80
02:41:39.160 so the only way that you can tell is by shit testing everybody all of the time well and also 0.91
02:41:44.460 that's kind of what i was getting at and just to that point it might sound inelegant and crass but 0.69
02:41:50.000 i cannot recommend this enough to people if you run a chat make them say an original slur
02:41:56.540 something and original is the important part it is worked so well in our chat i mean maybe we end
02:42:04.880 up in jail tomorrow but i know that there's some people who've like struggled with it i'm like
02:42:09.220 get out like and we're not the types of people who are like really bad with that it's just funny
02:42:14.000 and the more funny it is the better it is but also to that point you just made this would be the
02:42:19.920 purpose of encouraging people to like you almost need to the ultimate vetting is just meeting people
02:42:25.840 in real life and saying that they're a real person because of the heaven banding example
02:42:29.740 the fear is that you would be you know grappling with an ai that can replicate human interaction
02:42:36.860 so you just want to be for your sanity you are going to need to be aware that the person you're
02:42:42.580 talking to is real and as far as i know there's only one way to do that and this won't be this
02:42:47.620 year this might be years down the road but i don't necessarily see this stopping and i'm we're just
02:42:54.620 trying to, I think the more people talking about practical solutions, the better we'll be. And
02:43:00.120 that's my position on it. I could be wrong, but I think the more, just one big brainstorming
02:43:05.720 session is all we're doing. So to me, it reminds me of a minor news story from 2016, right? So I
02:43:14.720 was still in high school and this is when I considered such things to be worthy of my
02:43:18.740 attention. But some kind of whistleblower came out and basically said, look, Activision,
02:43:24.620 the company that owns Call of Duty, has developed a system to essentially get you to pay for things
02:43:32.080 in game, right? Get you to pay for skins. And the way they've done it is they have combined
02:43:36.280 a combination of bots and matchmaking. So what they'll do is they'll try to funnel you into
02:43:41.820 having a bad time, right? They'll try to walk you up to losing over and over and over again.
02:43:47.560 And then they will reverse that. They will give you a better time, right? You'll have a hot game.
02:43:52.320 you'll have a hot streak after you buy something, you know, and the idea is, you know, from your
02:43:57.240 side, all of these, these other accounts, you know, it looks like, you know, be like XXX 0.95
02:44:02.120 Pussy Slayer 69, you know, and obviously that's a real guy or you, so you think, right. But in 0.58
02:44:06.840 actuality, that's one of, you know, like a dozen different bots all trained to essentially ruin
02:44:10.800 your day until you buy something. And in a weird way, knowing that, and obviously part of it was
02:44:16.920 also growing up, it ruined Call of Duty for me because I knew, I knew that I wasn't playing
02:44:21.220 other people i knew that the game wasn't what it said on the box so to speak and in a weird way i
02:44:27.160 think that you're kind of right that like once once everyone is a bot it or everyone could be
02:44:34.860 a bot in a weird way it kind of fundamentally changes the nature of the like the game quote
02:44:40.860 unquote and while i'm not entirely sure it's to our advantage i i do think that it does at least
02:44:47.700 hopefully break down this kind of like horrible parasocial relationship so many people are
02:44:53.460 cultivating and maybe that's a vain hope but it's something that i've been thinking about
02:44:57.100 well that's a very fascinating story you just gave because i think what i can extract from that
02:45:03.780 is that we've already more or less crossed the rubicon on this and by that i mean it does at
02:45:09.500 this point i don't even think it really matters if everyone or nobody is a bot enough people are
02:45:16.040 aware and enough people are suspicious, the honeymoon's over. Like there's no way to unring
02:45:21.580 this bell of AI. There's always going to be something in the back of our minds questioning
02:45:26.560 our experience online. And for some people that might be higher, some people that might be lower,
02:45:32.940 but I think things have inexorably changed. And people are pretty excited about AI. And I think
02:45:38.540 the reason we bring this up, when confronted with a problem like this, typically many people
02:45:46.020 People on the right will try and look for ways to turn the clock back or look for, hopefully, in their mind, a larger bell that can unring a smaller bell, which doesn't even make sense when you phrase it like that.
02:45:58.820 You know, they're thinking, like, how can we undo this?
02:46:00.640 Whereas, you know, people in our audience and many other audiences are thinking, OK, there's no going back.
02:46:07.200 How can we utilize this technology or this movement for our benefit?
02:46:11.340 because right now only the worst people in the world are trying to leverage it and so we try and
02:46:18.000 encourage people to be like you know you can have a seat at this table that's what's exciting about
02:46:22.800 ai even as as demonic as it might be there's a a window of opportunity right when these things 0.65
02:46:31.160 break right when this technology is emerging where it doesn't fucking matter how much money you have
02:46:36.540 that the little guy can actually have a seat at the table and can understand this better than
02:46:41.620 everyone else that's what social media was actually that's what every exciting technology
02:46:46.140 was at the start and then it becomes shitty later but there there's a little bit of a wild west
02:46:51.120 window i think we have right now it's going to be different than it was in the past with ai
02:46:55.560 technologies because you know we don't really control them but i think there's a lot of
02:46:59.300 opportunity for enterprising and ambitious dissidents or anyone on our side of things
02:47:04.960 to imagine ways where, you know, this doesn't necessarily need to be an apocalypse or if it
02:47:11.540 is an apocalypse, it could be our apocalypse. So do you think that this, this drives the normies
02:47:18.260 back off the internet, you know, back to an era where, you know, you don't post your face,
02:47:22.180 you don't post your name, you don't post your information, you know, away from kind of this,
02:47:25.620 this era where you're incentivized to kind of give out as much of yourself as you can,
02:47:30.180 or do you think that's kind of a vain hope? If it is, it will be us that drives them.
02:47:34.540 because the thing about normies is and I hesitate to even use that term I don't really like it I
02:47:39.260 don't I understand that the way we use it but I tend because I work in marketing so I tend to
02:47:46.060 break down demographics a bit differently but the thing about regular people whatever you want to
02:47:52.120 call them is they don't tend to do anything on their own ever not especially if we're talking
02:47:58.120 about libs or mainstream conservatives they kind of go where they're directed to go so if they leave
02:48:03.040 the internet it will be because our side either chased them off or lured them off but you know
02:48:09.060 they're they're a large group that gets corralled easily and that can be good or that can be bad
02:48:15.840 you know the mistake i think a lot of dissidents or vanguardists make is that they want everyone
02:48:24.620 out there to be like us and they're not and they shouldn't be you know they they're the ones who
02:48:29.660 make a most of society they're not the ones who take weird risks they're not the ones who like
02:48:35.040 raise the stakes on esoteric shit they're not usually the rule makers or the rule breakers
02:48:42.300 um so you know they will stay plugged into whatever the system is and if the system is like 0.96
02:48:48.220 give up your i mean craze go talk to these people and again another thing i'm not trying to be too
02:48:52.460 hard on the right but a lot of people don't really interface much with the regular people out there
02:48:58.700 they don't some of them don't even have jobs or whatever but once you talk these people uh the
02:49:03.860 normies they're pretty on board with everything and if they're if they don't like it it's just
02:49:09.380 hesitation but they for them to decouple from the system would be for them to separate from their
02:49:15.900 entire world and the majority of people on earth aren't ready to do that and i actually wouldn't
02:49:20.840 demand them to unless we had a viable alternative you know i can't tell people to get fired i can't
02:49:27.320 tell people to rise up against the government uh most revolutions don't even do that they lie after
02:49:33.060 and say that they did but they didn't really so um i i think the only way they will uncouple from
02:49:39.840 the internet is if like we make it inhospitable for them or if you make it scary or weird or
02:49:45.900 you know the things we complain the internet we complain about the internet is the thing they like
02:49:51.220 about they like that's predictable they like that's boring studies show that your average person 0.84
02:49:55.700 simply revisits the same four to six websites every single day until they fucking die but that's 0.53
02:50:03.080 that's life what are you gonna do um so i that's a very roundabout question to be saying i don't 0.91
02:50:09.140 expect much but i also don't demand much um if they if they do what i want them to do it will
02:50:15.120 because be because we succeeded at something but i i place faith in them to you know stand where
02:50:23.180 the sun is shining, you know, and not kind of wander into the esoteric darkness like we do.
02:50:30.480 So do either of you guys feel any sympathy for artists, right? Because if you've been on social
02:50:36.820 media, and I'm not an avid user, but nonetheless, I have seen this kind of outcry of, you know,
02:50:41.560 AI is destroying artists, pay artists, pay artists, you know, in kind of the similar shrieking tones
02:50:46.860 to say, you know, sex work is real work, you should pay for that as well. Do you feel sympathy
02:50:51.840 for these people because on one hand i kind of do like i get it but on the other hand there's a
02:50:55.920 part of me that kind of enjoys the schadenfreude i guess well what do you think you you lead with
02:51:00.660 this one judas because i know you have some ideas about this i'll say some stuff i know you have
02:51:04.120 some thoughts as well yeah i mean i'm kind of torn because i'm um adjacent to that industry so i know
02:51:09.620 i know a lot of artists i know a lot of people who are really really frightened right now um but
02:51:15.960 But I think, like, you kind of risk becoming a luddite if you want to go there with it and say, like, no, the way that it's always been is the way that it always should be.
02:51:26.740 Because in fairness, art has become a low-hanging fruit since the invention of the computer.
02:51:32.700 So most of you today who call yourself artists would not have the tenacity or discipline to be an artist 30 years ago or even 20 years ago.
02:51:39.900 You're an artist now because it was easy.
02:51:41.620 I'm sorry, that's offensive, but that's the truth.
02:51:43.760 and that that's why there's like every little small town has six graphic design agencies
02:51:47.940 so uh i think there will be a culling and as unfortunate as it is that's just what happens
02:51:53.360 with technological process or progress rather and i think um the the void i'll call it a void
02:52:00.820 that ai art is filling um is valuable it is producing higher quality content rapidly and at
02:52:09.000 a much lower cost. So it's good for people who are consumers of content. It's great for people
02:52:13.940 who want to consume content. And in the long run, it may actually, like we're talking earlier about
02:52:19.880 the shit testing of strangers in a chat or shit testing voice AI, you're going to start shit 0.99
02:52:26.600 testing, maybe internally only, but shit testing visual art. So you're going to start really asking 1.00
02:52:31.700 yourself, you know, is there a division or where do I draw the line between something that has real
02:52:36.380 from an artistic standpoint and what is just uh you know window dressing what is just like big
02:52:43.380 ai titties and what is something that really speaks to me and maybe there isn't a line for
02:52:47.760 you but i think for a lot of people you're gonna have to start really examining your your your
02:52:53.580 foundational principles uh and your beliefs as relates to art and you're gonna have to start
02:52:58.460 saying you know this is why the painting on my wall that my grandfather got at a yard sale even
02:53:04.320 though it's not the favorite style that i like it has more value to me than something that you know
02:53:10.240 somebody did on mid-journey i don't know i think this is still developing i think there's going to
02:53:14.020 be a thousand takes on this over the next year and i think that there's actually i think my final
02:53:19.460 point would be there are much more important much more dangerous questions about ai generated visual
02:53:26.080 art that have nothing to do with art as an industry and i'm kind of sick at this point already of
02:53:32.560 hearing small artists complain about them losing their meager paychecks there's much more at stake
02:53:36.720 than that so so i i want to jump in because that actually really quick just before we move on uh
02:53:44.260 because this ends tonight is it pronounced luddite or luddite mr burden i've always assumed it's
02:53:52.580 luddite exactly how do you you know what you said first of all how tell the people at home 0.99
02:54:00.640 tell the folks at home how do you say canard canard you asshole this is what i deal with 1.00
02:54:08.800 this is wrong i i i'm kind of tempted to kick you from this chat this is highly inappropriate 0.97
02:54:14.940 do it do it i've done it live before but since this is pre-recorded the bit won't be quite as
02:54:20.600 funny yeah without me this chat would be really banal though he wouldn't want to do that
02:54:24.260 ah every day every day with this uh i'll put it this way i i i take a somewhat uh middle eastern
02:54:32.880 approach and that is uh uh state enforced uh punishment by banal banality uh anyway
02:54:39.760 sorry i cut you off there so you continue sorry i derailed so but much like your point about
02:54:45.480 about influencers right where you could say like well what realistically is the difference between
02:54:50.080 this person as a you know a skin and blood individual and an ai you could kind of make
02:54:56.580 the same point about art you know like how many how many people are there that essentially just
02:55:00.300 draw it you know like regurgitated cal arts and kind of like a you know a slightly you know
02:55:05.980 like altered style you know or how many people draw you know like sonic fetish porn you know
02:55:12.000 in a way that is essentially legitimately and i is is completely you know incomprehensible
02:55:18.060 or not incomprehensible is into you cannot you can't tell the difference between what they would
02:55:23.900 do and you know what what mid-journey would put out well that's interesting because mid-journey
02:55:28.800 is censored right so it's funny that after the only the only sectors left for real flesh and
02:55:35.120 blood artists will be like sonic inflation porn and vor right because mid-journey can't produce
02:55:41.760 that it can only produce good art so yeah the only thing that humans were gonna be able to do is
02:55:47.180 any fetish porn that's related to hands yeah no but but that's a very interesting point and this
02:55:57.100 is something we've um discussed on the show at length uh because we discuss our my my co-host
02:56:02.780 judas he uh he went to a pretty prestigious art school and he's very good he'll deny this but
02:56:08.120 he's a very very talented artist and he's got tales from being in the belly of that beast i
02:56:13.060 believe. And I work in marketing. So I'm adjacent to an entire spectrum of hack graphic designers
02:56:19.260 every single day. So, you know, we got scars on our K lines about this. But the problem that
02:56:28.040 emerges, and I think this is a problem we can solve. And I want to stress that, that whenever
02:56:32.620 I say things like this, I'm typically doing it from a position of positivity and hope that nothing
02:56:37.960 i prescribe i think is beyond our reach so what i'm saying is ai is presenting a problem to human
02:56:46.060 creative arts in that how can we outpace technology how can we outpace an inhuman mind
02:56:51.840 and something emerged from that that will probably make a lot of people very upset at me but i don't
02:56:58.980 care because i have enough love in my life but one of the things was that the question is judas
02:57:07.400 had very very skillfully brought this up how much human context can be coded in that art for example
02:57:14.060 that picture in your grandfather's house the painting that isn't your style but you understand
02:57:18.600 the human context from which that is given value a human context theory of value let's get the
02:57:26.520 marxists on board okay and so the question that artist is how can i outpace the high skill but
02:57:33.200 low humanity and what's interesting what emerged from that that i think will frustrate people is
02:57:36.620 that all that modern art that everyone hates about museums art museums that's probably the
02:57:44.280 most human stuff because that is on the cutting edge that that art cannot be enjoyed in any way 0.91
02:57:51.380 other than the human context so when you go to these places you see like uh who's a shitty artist
02:57:56.840 not jasper john but some other modern artist you know juice might have some names but it's oh it's 0.60
02:58:02.200 just a fucking four-year-old could do this but the value is the context of the story of who made 0.73
02:58:08.560 that plus the setting you're seeing it and plus the exchange that's happening between you trying 0.99
02:58:14.380 to understand that art like it's not about the art it is this human experience if that makes any
02:58:19.300 sense my wife and i went to a gallery uh probably a month ago and it was this uh middle-aged japanese
02:58:26.640 guy who had a math background and he had like the massive like four by eight foot just papers
02:58:33.260 all like taped together on the wall and he had written and i guess like ballpoint pen and then
02:58:38.640 alternating between pen and then like a fountain like an ink pen just uh like multiplication tables
02:58:44.480 of different variables just over and over and over but when the multi-series of numbers would
02:58:48.920 run out he would move on to the next one and then when you stand on the other side of the room the
02:58:53.520 series and the density of fractions so that the density of the fractions which in within the cell
02:58:58.980 on this graph paper and the locations of the series on the page created these really weird
02:59:03.860 like contemporary abstract forms but they literally are just series of of like fractional
02:59:09.320 calculations that he did with a calculator and wrote in pen on a giant sheet so like and
02:59:15.600 i wouldn't even know what i'm looking at and i wouldn't be able to tell you that
02:59:19.180 if i hadn't have read the bio on the way in and stood at it and and like talked to my wife about
02:59:24.240 it for 10 minutes kind of scratching my head but like here i am talking to you guys about it
02:59:27.980 and i remember the guy's face now even now talking about it so i mean this is not if if my if mid
02:59:34.120 journey produced that i would think i would look for an error code because it's not there's no
02:59:38.960 context at all so sorry i had myself muted so um what you and just that's a very very good point
02:59:47.680 what we're really talking about and this is the problem that is presented to every not only every
02:59:52.820 visual artist i don't want that it's every visual artist it's every writer it's every voice actor
02:59:59.400 increasingly obviously um it's that asking and answering the question what is the human context
03:00:06.140 that i can create with this art and i think what a lot of people are responding to negatively about
03:00:11.980 you know oh what's the art we got now you know if you're an artist a graphic designer you're
03:00:16.800 making furry porn because the human context of everything we create now is abhorrent the fact
03:00:23.100 is that and that's in a way that's what we're responding to that nothing we create right now 0.99
03:00:27.680 is even good or positive it's all fucking fetish shit it's all sarcastic it's all ironic so 0.98
03:00:35.760 when we ask the question like what is the humanity we're coding into this like we don't even like 0.99
03:00:40.640 the humanity we're bringing to the table why is it that no right winger can write a story that is
03:00:45.780 not dystopian why can we not write a story how many stories are i've said this before people are
03:00:51.800 going to throw in tomatoes at the screen but like how many if i see another short story set in why 0.93
03:00:57.400 america i'm gonna blow my fucking brains out like no one is even capable of bringing any humanity 0.94
03:01:03.120 to the table that ought to occupy art and that's any any great art has that context so i think 0.98
03:01:11.160 where the power might lie in us
03:01:12.880 is we need to figure out
03:01:13.820 what is the context we can employ
03:01:16.400 to always outpace.
03:01:17.740 Because the AI is always going to have skill,
03:01:20.340 even though it kind of looks goofy right now.
03:01:22.240 That's not going to last very long.
03:01:24.340 You think that's not going to figure out 1.00
03:01:25.860 how to do hands, faggots? 1.00
03:01:27.540 Yeah, it's going to figure it out. 1.00
03:01:29.560 So when that day comes,
03:01:30.960 you're going to need to pace faster.
03:01:33.240 And we're going to ask very strange questions
03:01:36.540 about how we make the human soul relevant
03:01:40.880 in representation and that to me is exciting that to me is a real problem and what we're revealing
03:01:47.840 is i don't think a lot of artists know how to answer that question so maybe they should be 0.95
03:01:52.480 changing tires maybe we have like judith said maybe we have too many fucking graphic designers 0.90
03:01:57.480 maybe there it's you're either a furry artist or you sell flowers on the corner and you actually 0.99
03:02:04.260 can't apply your shitty art skills to anything human so you're trying to figure out how can we 0.99
03:02:09.620 make this inhuman machine run better why can't i make more money producing filth it's because 0.99
03:02:15.060 you're not fucking capable of making anything that's good anyway so to that point i'm happy 0.97
03:02:21.280 that i don't know what percentage is going to be there's going to be a sizable percentage of people 0.99
03:02:25.300 who cannot make art anymore because they had no fucking business to do it to begin with 0.98
03:02:29.660 because they were just using art as a way to get some wicked black sick thought into the world 1.00
03:02:36.800 That's a bit of another rant too. 1.00
03:02:38.300 I apologize if that's too much.
03:02:40.480 Well, I think that you're onto something that art is contextual to a certain degree.
03:02:46.100 And that there is art that art sort of makes sense in the context in which it was made.
03:02:51.960 And I see something on the right that kind of rubs me the wrong way.
03:02:56.960 And it's this kind of ghost dancing behavior.
03:03:00.500 So by ghost dancing, I'm kind of referring to the Plains Indians, right?
03:03:05.360 Who, as they were being pushed back, kind of would return to ever more elaborate religious rituals.
03:03:13.480 And when I explained, you know, the thought behind it was essentially like, well, when we were, you know, when we were in charge, when we ruled the plains, this is what we did.
03:03:21.560 So the way to get back there, to get back to us being on top is to just do the old thing more, you know, which is kind of, again, putting the cart before the horse to really, you know, add another layer of tortured metaphor.
03:03:31.720 but and you sort of see it around the the around quote-unquote trad art you know around this kind
03:03:38.200 of like thomas kincaid or like norman rockwell version of art which don't get me wrong it made
03:03:43.420 sense in its context but but wishing to essentially well we will produce quote-unquote trad art and
03:03:49.680 therefore produce a trad world i i think is is sort of backwards because at least there's some
03:03:55.120 there's some degree of art which is descriptive right is reacting to something in the world
03:04:01.280 at least from my perspective that's absolutely true and jesus i'll let you go in a second
03:04:07.640 but this is something i've got a lot of words i put into in the past we'll try and summarize it
03:04:13.560 um and i'll preface it by saying that you know when we say what i'm about to say i'm not anti
03:04:19.440 trad and i don't i'm not anti-tradition i'm not anti-history i think historical literacy
03:04:24.140 is probably the best thing we got going for us in this scene right now and i think there's a lot
03:04:29.980 of great minds in our scene who are kind of parsing through history maybe even including
03:04:34.220 ourselves but you know like the heavy hitters you know thomas 777 is big into this um so i think
03:04:39.820 it's good to have a historical knowledge but you you pinpoint a real real problem we have which is
03:04:47.960 that when p this is where the hyper reality comes in the simulacra where it's like yes you are 0.76
03:04:52.580 reproducing does anyone really feel anything when they see another fucking greco-roman meme with 0.84
03:04:59.300 with vaporwave over top no one no one feels anything so the problem is that we're pretty 0.84
03:05:04.120 good at making memes we're the best at making memes and the problem is that most of what we
03:05:08.940 produce is elevating memes there's a lot of short stories that are just fleshed out green texts
03:05:15.040 but it's lacking something it's lacking that uh the jouissance you know the the joie de vivre as
03:05:22.380 many say um and it's and then we don't know what to do with that we're like don't you want to walk 0.97
03:05:27.640 with your wife through wheat field no no one fucking does if you say you do you're lying 0.96
03:05:32.220 you just i get that you hate the modern world but you can't lie and say you look at this 0.99
03:05:37.640 fucking stock photography that's all it is no one's taking these photographs for these memes 0.97
03:05:43.000 guys it's all stock photography that you're fawning over which is a very strange hyper real 0.98
03:05:48.940 thing to think of once you really start to consider it but if you want to try lifestyle
03:05:53.640 if you want to if you want to get back to nature that's one thing but if you're saying like man i 0.77
03:05:58.740 wish i was a roman no you don't that that's that might as well be an alien species to where you
03:06:05.680 are right now if you say you want to go back in time that means you don't understand history you 0.63
03:06:11.600 are ill-equipped psychologically biologically you can't live back then i'm so i don't care how many 0.93
03:06:17.560 fucking weight weights you've lift you know it's they're like a different species entirely 0.96
03:06:22.540 the different mindset and this is before we get into like the julian james breakdown of bicameral 0.99
03:06:27.340 mind stuff like your brain is shaped differently as well but looking backwards i i think we've
03:06:34.180 been doing that long enough and again i i think there's a lot we can learn from the past there's
03:06:38.220 a lot we can trawl out a lot of lessons a lot of values a lot of lifestyles however if you're
03:06:44.100 always looking back you're you're making yourself easy to be oppressed that's all you're really
03:06:50.280 doing you're not trying to utilize the tools to perhaps carve out a space for yourself in the
03:06:56.080 future and that's really what we're talking about because and this is where the like this has 0.96
03:07:00.540 happened throughout history and every single fucking time these people have been steamrolled 0.54
03:07:05.240 by what they call progress it's not really progress it's just having us being in the game 0.93
03:07:11.260 and playing and not just shutting your ears to everything so i think people can start by being
03:07:16.500 honest by saying like i i get that we like beauty i get that we like aesthetics and we can like it
03:07:21.700 but really most of the backwards facing stuff that we kind of pass between each other like
03:07:27.900 fucking trading cards i don't think most people feel that in their soul i i really don't um and
03:07:36.000 people can push back on me as much as they want but i think what it triggers them to start imagining 0.98
03:07:42.420 things in their head, but I don't think the art is that evocative. Now, call me crazy. What do
03:07:49.540 you think about that? So my idea is that the concept of the left can't meme is actually
03:07:59.380 completely incorrect because I think that the right wins online meme culture, but the left
03:08:06.200 wins cultural memes. So for instance, the idea is like the reason that a phrase like reverse
03:08:12.020 racism exists is that essentially is a massively successful cultural meme that kind of just by
03:08:18.420 saying that largely kind of at least you know in an effective sense kind of discredits your argument
03:08:23.940 so i think that both the left and the right are engaged in memes so to speak but the right being
03:08:31.980 kind of the weaker party in this is kind of engaging at you know kind of like these these
03:08:36.940 memes which are you know more comedy focused that they are fun they're designed to kind of
03:08:40.740 pull you away from a more powerful force. And whereas it's harder to say, well, okay, well,
03:08:47.080 what is a left-wing meme in a comedic sense? Well, we can all think of the phrases like,
03:08:51.760 hands up, don't shoot. You know, like, nevertheless, she persisted. And many of
03:08:55.780 these have become kind of cringe, but the very powerful ones, you know, like, I'm trying to
03:09:00.760 think, oh, yeah, like, say her name, things like that. You know, that, okay, maybe it's not quite
03:09:05.020 as funny as, you know, as clown world, you know, or some kind of like pepo edit, you know, but
03:09:10.220 nonetheless, they have a lot of power to them. That's true. It depends if you are defining
03:09:16.680 meme in the classical sense, as in like the Richard Dawkins, like what is a meme? A meme
03:09:22.140 is an ideological organism that propagates. So if we're kind of defining it that way,
03:09:28.640 is any idea that propagates like a virus successfully, that's true. There might be a
03:09:33.360 way to delineate between our memes, which tend to be more generative from the base. And then a lot
03:09:39.720 of the leftist means which literally are just boardroom marketing rolled out by some think tank
03:09:44.900 they operate a bit differently because you know the left and also depends how we define the left
03:09:50.180 so uh you know when we spoke to uh spandrel recently you know he kind of pioneered that
03:09:55.860 term bio leninism a great number of people edward dutton probably does this too define the left
03:10:01.620 broadly is just this sort of you know the virus this by these misfits these biological dead ends
03:10:09.420 that are just it's not even really an ideology it's not even really a group so if you define 0.96
03:10:15.580 like that that's one thing but if we want to say the left broadly as like shit libs and progressives 0.95
03:10:22.860 and and we just want to localize it to the the intelligent ones and forget all the spiteful 0.97
03:10:28.680 mutants and all that you know their memes i don't even think they do that many memes i think they
03:10:34.960 just have like focus with chance they have chance but i don't think they can be but therein lies
03:10:39.860 the strength that they don't make memes perhaps i've been coming around the idea that we're very
03:10:45.240 good at memes and what are our memes well they're entertainment and nine times out of ten people on
03:10:50.700 the right hate entertainment because it pacifies you it makes you docile it leads you down blind
03:10:56.500 alleys that psychologically they shouldn't go through it's like yeah we're good at we're very
03:11:00.640 very good at entertaining ourselves with memes we're good at spoofing we're good at you know 0.96
03:11:06.080 talking about the news and saying hey isn't that that gay thing's pretty gay and then we laugh
03:11:10.940 and then nothing happens so there might be an argument to be that the left doesn't mean what
03:11:16.780 the left and the progressives do this or at least the leftist strategists do is they create marketing
03:11:22.440 plans and they create marching orders for their paid operatives and that kind of disseminates the
03:11:27.500 public and what you're really seeing is it's two different strategies in action one is arguably
03:11:33.740 more organic and one is inorganic and because it's inorganic that's why it keeps winning and
03:11:39.140 that's one thing spandrel uh had said when i spoke to him i do think this is true that
03:11:43.320 i think it's true to do i'm not sure but he said you know the left is essentially won every battle
03:11:48.300 it's ever fought you know the reason we are the way that we are um in this sort of degenerative
03:11:54.100 societies because they've more or less won every battle you can blame conservatives you can blame
03:11:59.100 you know unfair circumstances but it's like i have to believe it's because they are playing a
03:12:04.460 different game than we're playing and so it's not even really a meme war and perhaps it's the memes
03:12:10.500 that kind of keep us going in circles but again that sounds a bit too blackpilling maybe what do
03:12:16.180 you think about that so what i think and spandrel and a lot of the you know the original like nrx
03:12:22.560 crowd are 100% right in this, is that one of their main contentions, you know, whether
03:12:26.620 we mold bug or land or spandrel is that the left and the right are not, this is not a
03:12:31.220 dualistic system.
03:12:32.500 You know, this is not a contest between equal forces who operate in the same way.
03:12:36.360 And I think that you're 100% correct.
03:12:38.420 You know, we are not playing the same game.
03:12:41.060 And this is always my frustration with people who essentially want to do like a long march
03:12:45.800 through the institution, but based, you know, or we want to do new leftism, you know, but
03:12:51.840 for us is that while i applaud the the creativity in it there's a part of me that just i don't
03:12:57.740 believe a certain tool like much like there is an an ideology kind of baked into technology
03:13:05.840 you know i'll just accept that as a premise for the moment i think that in tactics there is kind
03:13:11.380 of an ideological bent to them you know and if we accept these the the definition of the right
03:13:16.920 as order and the left is chaos or nomian and antinomian you know whatever terms you want to
03:13:21.160 use there are certain tactics that i think only work if you're aligned with entropy and and i
03:13:29.000 think that maybe you know memes and the different ways that we approach memes are kind of downstream
03:13:34.540 of that distinction so to speak no i agree completely with that um one thing we discussed
03:13:42.880 on this show uh we did a whole arc about um quantum mechanics and uh the history of scientific
03:13:49.640 development and uh one thing that stood out is that when we talk about a paradigm shift and this
03:13:54.940 is something that i a lot of people talk about but they don't really know what it means what is a
03:13:58.480 paradigm shift um it kind of changes how you see the world it is a tectonic social shift and you
03:14:04.620 see this a lot in in the sciences about the development of our understanding the development
03:14:09.180 quantum physics the discovery of that period change how we do everything um but what's interesting
03:14:15.260 is that once you see a paradigm in crisis there's this idea in science that whenever a new theory
03:14:23.420 comes along that's just adopted it's not it is a knife fight it is brutal you've got vanguards of
03:14:30.600 the old way trying to fight it out in the press behind the scenes they're trying to sabotage each
03:14:35.780 other's experiments like imagine the edison and tesla stuff but everybody that's what it is it's
03:14:42.600 It's a brawl when a new system upsets the old one,
03:14:46.580 partly because their careers are on the line
03:14:48.400 or their reputation is on the line.
03:14:50.420 But usually when a paradigm is in crisis,
03:14:54.300 when it can no longer answer questions
03:14:56.940 that are posed by the real world.
03:14:59.740 You know, with physics, it was like,
03:15:02.040 oh, the way we thought we calculate
03:15:04.040 the rotation of the earth doesn't make sense anymore.
03:15:07.420 We're taking into account different types
03:15:09.380 of distances and bodies.
03:15:10.940 It doesn't make sense.
03:15:11.680 we can't describe the world anymore so we need a new thing and then there is a point of chaos
03:15:17.180 where people are just trying out all kinds of new shit what before we settled on you know
03:15:22.360 you know various theories about gravity we had all these ideas about how what gravity was and 0.74
03:15:27.840 you know there's still some debate about electromagnetism if you're talking to like
03:15:31.980 flat earth people that's a whole other thing but you know there's all these what the point is that
03:15:37.080 people are testing out theories it'll seem like chaos until one emerges that kind of settles it
03:15:42.340 and then it kind of dies down but i really do think that's where we're in right now uh we are
03:15:48.300 in a flashpoint we're in a point where especially in the distant right i know a few people have
03:15:53.800 marked on this i think mike from imperium press uh who i'm a good admirer of he had mentioned this
03:15:58.880 that this is a very exciting time i don't know if people realize that just take a second and realize
03:16:05.100 this sort of soup that we're all swimming in there's some of the most interesting and brilliant
03:16:10.700 people i think that are available on the market right now in our scene talking about some wild
03:16:16.680 fucking ideas they're not all going to be correct but i i don't see this really as a point of decay 0.55
03:16:22.440 i think a new paradigm will emerge from this like we're talking about ai the the current ideologies 0.97
03:16:29.100 and paradigms we have right now don't really know how to grapple with ai and there's a lot of people
03:16:33.160 in our scene right now who are kind of plugging the ears and hoping it goes away hoping it fails
03:16:37.540 not paying attention to it saying it's a distraction whatever you know but there's
03:16:41.580 people who are like trying to figure out what this new world is and i don't think it's it's
03:16:48.040 total decay i think we're just in a very exciting time where the right people are asking the right 0.84
03:16:54.460 questions and it's gonna get ugly and people are gonna say a bunch of weird shit but i i do think
03:17:00.860 there's a way out of this and that applies to art that applies to jobs that applies to commerce that
03:17:05.560 applies to kind of everything we're talking about well we're almost we're coming up on time and i
03:17:12.560 think that's a good kind of hopeful full note to lead on to leave things on jesus i cannot speak
03:17:18.040 tonight because i think that you're right that there is kind of a kind of a sense right and
03:17:25.000 And I've been reading De Maester recently and, you know, kind of thinking on kind of
03:17:29.380 what change is like in the sense that there does come a point at which, you know, the
03:17:38.440 internal contradictions in a system have to be addressed.
03:17:41.420 You know, it just is not workable.
03:17:43.140 And the process of something new being born is at once kind of scary and exciting.
03:17:49.260 You know, and I think especially as a younger man, there's a lot to be gained in that, you
03:17:54.300 know, that we're kind of in a system, and you see this even in our rulers, right? It's essentially
03:17:58.900 a bunch of, you know, calcified octogenarians, you know, it's very much like, you know, kind of
03:18:04.100 like the aging Soviet Union in the 80s or 90s, you know, ruled by these kind of, you know, geriatric
03:18:09.800 old, you know, old political commissars. But there is an opportunity in this, you know, and I think 0.63
03:18:15.460 that you're right, that our spheres are filled with interesting people, you know, presenting
03:18:19.300 interesting ideas. And there's a lot to be gained. There's a lot to be discovered. There's an
03:18:25.760 adventure to this. And I think that it's very easy. And just look at my avatar here to put your
03:18:33.100 head in your hands and say, oh, well, it's all falling apart. But within that, there is an
03:18:38.600 opportunity. And so we have successfully gone this entire show without describing who you guys are
03:18:46.960 and what you do.
03:18:50.560 But if you could, as we start to wrap this up,
03:18:55.040 could you guys describe what you do
03:18:56.980 and where people can find you?
03:18:58.760 Judas, you start first
03:19:00.200 because I've been a blowhard this whole time. 1.00
03:19:02.740 Oh shit, I don't know. 0.99
03:19:03.540 I'm Judas. 1.00
03:19:04.200 I'm the co-host of the Blood Satellite podcast.
03:19:07.460 We're the Bad Optics Leaf Gods
03:19:09.080 and we are the only Canadian podcast.
03:19:11.860 So don't listen to any others
03:19:13.960 if you hear about them, ignore them.
03:19:15.980 it'd be funny if he docks himself right there is his full social security number mother's maiden 0.99
03:19:22.400 name day of birth and the three digits on the back here taking this fucking wallet 0.88
03:19:26.200 docks myself to own the libs so uh i'm dimes i am a co-host of the blood satellite show you can 0.91
03:19:37.160 find us on bloodsatellite.ca uh that's our website you'll find all the old episodes on there
03:19:43.520 of full episodes. Each episode goes pretty long because each episode we review a book
03:19:48.180 and we also interview a fascinating guest. Those are the full episodes. We also have clips
03:19:54.020 that are much, much shorter up on YouTube and up on Odyssey. I also have recently launched
03:20:02.000 a website called the vanguardistjournal.org. And there, the reason I bring that up is because
03:20:09.780 we were publishing articles that are based off of a lot of the stuff we talk about on the show
03:20:15.200 philosophy cybernetics things like that it's very very exciting and and we're diving into
03:20:21.180 these ideas in a way that's a bit less full of curses and threats so a bit more seriously that's
03:20:29.080 a project that we're working on so yes bloodsatellite.ca everyone check that out you'll
03:20:33.900 have a good time yeah if you like curses and threats if you don't like those then go to the
03:20:38.280 website vanguardist yeah i think we killed jay
03:20:46.520 is he still there or is it me or is he not there i i can't hear him mr g it's all right is everything
03:20:59.720 okay this is our house now all right so what have you been up to lately hanging out we're gonna on 0.98
03:21:07.000 on the ai did you watch skin and marine yet no i'm not fucking watching that shit okay because 0.96
03:21:12.760 i want we're going to talk about it you you know what i think you might like it okay i'm going to 0.87
03:21:18.080 give you that just brief headline it's not a good movie but i think everyone should see it now what
03:21:24.380 do you think about that you say that about every terrible movie in movie corner there jb's gone
03:21:31.580 he is this is now the blood satellite podcast welcome back folks it is wednesday night nine
03:21:38.300 o'clock this is february 15th 2023 you were listening to blood satellite and we are the
03:21:43.460 bold boys all right let's talk biden let's talk uh let's talk what trans stuff is going on
03:21:53.120 i desperately hope he keeps this in
03:21:56.840 i will be livid if he cuts this out
03:22:02.360 what do we do do we stay i think we well yeah because he controls the actually if i leave studio
03:22:12.040 now i want to wait till he gets back i want to see if he emails i want to say thank you at least
03:22:16.100 i do he's very good i like him yeah it's a good good program
03:22:21.600 yeah did you see any good movies lately though
03:22:24.960 there's this one i want to see what we should do let's do something that we've never done before
03:22:31.820 let's both watch a movie before we discuss it okay and let's do it right now on the day burden
03:22:38.500 show let's see how many copyrighted infringements we can rack up before he comes back what's the
03:22:45.040 what's the j stand for just uh heading out for a pack of smokes 0.50
03:22:48.660 what's what's the j stand for just uh doing a holocaust just uh lynching jesus if you make 0.99
03:23:00.740 it just it could be anything it's really about the middle name oh fuck we did it someone's 0.98
03:23:06.460 gonna fuck with him and call him just burden and do like the just meme 0.99
03:23:09.920 just burden you're the best thing i heard um you know i don't know if this will be lost on you 1.00
03:23:17.740 You don't follow hip-hop or anything.
03:23:19.780 But there was this artist named Kid Cudi.
03:23:23.360 And a pretty famous artist, right?
03:23:24.880 Worked with Kanye West.
03:23:25.720 But there was a big blow-up between the two.
03:23:27.940 And it was just...
03:23:28.680 I saw a screenshot of someone making fun of me.
03:23:31.260 It just said, Mid-Cudi.
03:23:35.100 There he is.
03:23:36.320 Oh, there we go.
03:23:38.100 Well, I'll just end the recording and I'll just add that in post.
03:23:41.080 No worries.
03:23:42.980 So we were just...
03:23:44.020 We were just...
03:23:44.860 Hey, guys.
03:23:47.740 it's jay here as you probably heard uh we had some technical difficulties where my internet
03:23:52.100 you know kicked out in the middle of you know wrapping up the show with the blood satellite
03:23:56.120 guys so this is just you know me coming back around to to finish up the episode again thanks
03:24:00.720 for bearing with us you know i try to avoid these technical difficulties but uh they do happen all
03:24:05.260 the same so again you know thank you guys so much for coming out and uh remember keep your head up
03:24:10.340 the lie can't last forever good night
03:24:12.340 Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling tall salads and scrambled eggs
03:24:17.820 And maybe I seem a bit confused
03:24:22.400 Yeah, maybe, but I got you, Peg