Clavicular - I Took My New Girlfriend Out On A Date!

00:00:00.000 hey how you doing i'm good how are you what's your name nice to meet you yeah you guys gotta relax

00:00:06.400 for two seconds please are people at club space or wait no it's sunday you know they kicked me out

00:00:13.640 of the sidewalk outside of 11. why not even the club i didn't even try to go in i just walked by

00:00:20.080 it and they're like manager comes up and starts fucking busting my balls about being banned and 0.97

00:00:26.480 um whatever how long ago was this i was on saturday night so last night oh i thought you were unbanned 0.98

00:00:33.440 i thought so too hey wait can i get a ride what's that i'm not allowed to give you a ride oh that's

00:00:40.760 okay all right thank you um yo what i think i left the cheese in my house in the upper green bag oh

00:00:47.700 shit i'm gonna go back to my house and get it oh don't worry about it it's all good i could just 0.81

00:00:51.120 get it another day all right we're literally just going somewhere like right here anyway 0.96

00:00:55.900 so oh we can't do um i was at space this weekend oh after i left your house actually

00:01:01.840 i yeah i do remember that yeah i was on one that night where are you space yeah 0.90

00:01:08.020 no it was so fun what's up bro um but the problem is you have to go there in like the fucking middle 0.92

00:01:15.780 of the night it's terrible you don't i like i i can't stay all night so i normally sleep and then 0.65

00:01:22.380 you can go for like sunrise or but i was just like gambling and tts maxing uh it's right here

00:01:28.900 yeah it's over oh my god there's a me and larry should work out is this open all night uh i'm not

00:01:35.720 sure i've never been inside of that gym all right all right let's test it out see if it's any good 0.95

00:01:42.040 oh it's so good all right go ahead go damn it's packed in here packed out 0.54

00:01:49.380 wait you're gonna have some too right maybe i guess no no you are do i have to 0.89

00:01:58.320 yeah i guess i guess i have to i'll take it all right go ahead okay my favorite is this one

00:02:07.280 that you love it and the rose one do you want to try them yeah yeah wait give me the

00:02:11.840 sam give me the free sample method do you want some too listen

00:02:15.060 can i have free samples um or sample cups yeah 0.98

00:02:21.560 and then i'm not gonna buy anything that's the method right i'm just i'm fucking with you bro 1.00

00:02:30.120 he's about to kill you 1.00

00:02:33.400 he's like get this guy out of the fucking floor yeah they don't give a fuck 1.00

00:02:39.240 all right let's see he's never been here before so hey thanks my g 0.99

00:02:43.620 oh you got a monitor uh i want to try the plain tart and i want to try the coconut and actually

00:02:52.640 the rose one too the rose one yeah i'll try you don't like chocolate no not really

00:02:58.660 a lot of people don't like chocolate

00:03:00.500 let's take take a test

00:03:05.220 that's mid um

00:03:14.240 yeah yeah oh wait could you hold this gatorade that plain tart is mid l suggestion

00:03:21.920 l's in the chat for that that's straight up

00:03:25.760 yeah what is that greek biscuit

00:03:28.800 also garbage um not feeling it yeah wait that the coconut was that just the 0.66

00:03:39.420 what you gave me 0.96

00:03:41.820 okay 0.98

00:03:43.820 do you have any um any good flavors by chance okay can you shut up 0.96

00:03:53.820 okay that's not bad

00:03:57.820 i like that one now yeah that one's good

00:04:02.920 yeah okay maybe next time we'll start with the best

00:04:06.720 no i'm just i'm guessing i'm kidding i'm kidding um anyway yeah that's let's get that

00:04:11.880 uh so yeah i appreciate the help though thank you so much man

00:04:14.860 all right um yeah that one's that one's pretty good

00:04:17.740 i like it yeah yeah yeah

00:04:19.680 you don't like the rest of them

00:04:20.840 i like that yeah no the rest of the ones are not great

00:04:25.820 hell yeah

00:04:30.920 all right i like it all right wait wait so what do i do with uh with the samples

00:04:36.720 what all all these i don't know that's gonna be pretty bad uh let me find a trash can

00:04:47.620 oh you guys added the chocolate chip back w's in the chat for that

00:04:58.520 oh it is can i try one you know how they get you is the toppings i'm telling you

00:05:05.780 that's how they get you

00:05:10.080 is this um is this a lot of calories no it's not how many calories is it every if i'm not

00:05:17.760 last time i checked what's that

00:05:20.020 oh cool so every six ounces is 102 calories and six grams of protein i think

00:05:28.320 every six ounces yeah that's probably only like 200 maybe 300 calories

00:05:32.500 that is really yeah what if you're gonna check how much you got right now

00:05:37.300 all right let's see that's a lot of ice cream is that not a lot

00:05:42.000 all right well i'll do that much let's see how much it weighs

00:05:45.220 so it's nine ounces it's nine ounces how much is that's it

00:05:50.880 yeah 200 something calories 200 maybe

00:05:53.140 really yeah wait do you have the is there the macros or the

00:05:57.260 no you have to i asked for the first time i came here

00:05:59.980 oh they don't publicize it though okay uh um yeah no actually no oh

00:06:09.480 oh this one's on you by the way i forgot my wallet okay

00:06:15.460 thanks get a load of this guy thanks for uh thanks for the ice cream

00:06:20.280 yeah you're welcome

00:06:21.180 yeah how can you meet max can you meet max what does that mean

00:06:27.380 uh bro i think see alice to try

00:06:30.800 how can i like uh look max like look better

00:06:34.240 oh um i would say probably just start with basic like

00:06:38.340 you know calorie deficit kind of stuff um just getting lean is going to do the

00:06:43.000 most for you out of anything so that'll be good

00:06:45.960 oh he's not here

00:06:47.320 all right gotta gotta take a picture of the ice cream guys

00:06:53.200 no it's fair thanks i appreciate it

00:06:55.960 um bang

00:06:59.000 um no we do kick

00:07:02.980 yeah i got banned on youtube

00:07:05.400 yeah because i was talking about meth

00:07:08.020 it's crazy

00:07:09.460 oh hell yeah

00:07:11.560 oh you got

00:07:12.760 that's pretty good i like that well thank you guys

00:07:15.460 i appreciate it

00:07:16.900 thanks guys

00:07:17.700 lovely

00:07:18.300 we got we got everything all right let's sit down outside

00:07:24.160 um

00:07:26.060 right here

00:07:28.560 lovely

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00:08:00.500 it's good ring

00:08:04.500 it's pretty good

00:08:05.340 and for the macros

00:08:06.880 i'm surprised

00:08:07.720 that's what you need to keep in mind

00:08:08.640 i have to fact check this

00:08:09.660 because a lot it's not online

00:08:11.440 it's not on oh so 0.99

00:08:12.780 but the thing is so this one is real greek yogurt like they don't add a bunch of shit to it 0.84

00:08:17.540 if you go to like menchies or yuzu which are like these other two frozen yogurt places 0.86

00:08:22.920 they add a bunch of like oh no menchies 0.99

00:08:26.140 oh like you said menchies

00:08:27.780 it's another fro-yo place 1.00

00:08:28.440 i was gonna say

00:08:29.340 but they add a bunch of like nasty stuff to it

00:08:32.820 yeah

00:08:33.360 santa cruz wouldn't like that

00:08:35.500 you know who that is

00:08:37.080 mm-mm

00:08:37.720 santa cruz medicinals

00:08:39.140 oh you wouldn't know

00:08:41.220 yeah munchies kind of gives me the cortisol spike when i hear that 1.00

00:08:44.340 the club in fort lauderdale

00:08:46.320 oh no it's menchies

00:08:48.460 oh

00:08:49.040 it's different

00:08:50.200 yeah okay

00:08:51.460 that's what it's called

00:08:52.420 what's the day in the life of eating

00:08:54.200 for me?

00:08:55.920 yeah

00:08:56.280 mmm

00:08:57.720 i try to eat like

00:09:05.920 1700-1800 calories a day

00:09:09.260 140 grams of protein

00:09:11.880 and like less than 100 grams of carbs

00:09:14.740 that's a lot of uh 0.99

00:09:16.100 that's a lot of shit to keep track of 0.98

00:09:17.780 yeah i have a scale so i measure out everything 1.00

00:09:20.300 oh damn 0.96

00:09:20.960 i haven't been measuring like 0.99

00:09:22.600 during

00:09:23.320 like during the weekends i'm trying to

00:09:25.280 play it a little bit cooler

00:09:27.000 because i have my first bodybuilding show

00:09:28.880 in october

00:09:30.080 so

00:09:31.620 yeah

00:09:32.100 i'm gonna have to get on prep

00:09:33.220 and i'm not gonna be able to eat this

00:09:34.860 you have to get on prep

00:09:36.500 like the aids medication

00:09:37.700 what

00:09:41.040 why are you on that 1.00

00:09:42.340 why don't you just not fuck 1.00

00:09:43.820 prep like 1.00

00:09:44.540 crack cold

00:09:45.360 when i say i'm gonna get on prep

00:09:46.680 i'm gonna

00:09:48.040 like start prepping my body

00:09:50.520 for the bodybuilding show

00:09:51.820 it's like my macros are all gonna change

00:09:53.760 oh okay

00:09:54.120 yeah

00:09:55.060 sounds like you need a hobby or something

00:09:56.640 i do have hobbies

00:09:57.940 like what

00:09:58.920 like ice cream

00:09:59.660 yeah

00:10:00.740 i don't know

00:10:02.380 um

00:10:02.880 i love going to the beach

00:10:04.640 go-karting

00:10:06.340 any like activity stuff i like doing

00:10:09.220 oh activities

00:10:10.120 i love house music

00:10:11.160 i'm trying to learn how to produce

00:10:13.080 so i have some time going into that

00:10:15.440 or i'm at the gym

00:10:16.300 or boxing

00:10:17.060 yeah

00:10:17.820 i remember you showed me the abs

00:10:19.560 mm-hmm

00:10:20.920 does it um

00:10:22.220 like

00:10:22.780 the steroids for bodybuilding 0.99

00:10:25.140 doesn't it make your clit all weird 1.00

00:10:26.880 or is that a myth 0.99

00:10:28.180 i don't know

00:10:29.760 i don't

00:10:30.160 i don't do it

00:10:30.860 you do natural

00:10:31.640 yeah i've never

00:10:32.560 i've never been taking creatine before

00:10:34.080 oh

00:10:34.800 okay

00:10:35.780 because i was gonna say

00:10:36.700 um

00:10:37.740 like when the whole roided out

00:10:39.640 it kind of makes the girls look 1.00

00:10:41.120 um

00:10:41.580 like a little masculine right

00:10:42.920 well yeah

00:10:44.040 because you're upper

00:10:44.960 yeah

00:10:45.360 that i'll say like with testosterone

00:10:47.080 or steroids whatever

00:10:48.220 uh-huh

00:10:49.400 um

00:10:49.880 but that completely changes you

00:10:51.980 yeah

00:10:52.340 like

00:10:52.560 like most girls 0.99

00:10:53.360 when you start taking steroids

00:10:54.400 at least from abnotice

00:10:56.060 like they

00:10:56.400 like they get 0.99

00:10:57.520 their butt goes 1.00

00:10:58.260 starts going inward 1.00

00:10:59.160 then they get jacked

00:11:00.600 they do

00:11:01.060 huge huge arms

00:11:02.040 and they get those weird 0.95

00:11:02.840 looking packs and shit

00:11:04.060 that's a 0.91

00:11:05.220 yeah

00:11:05.500 yeah you don't wanna

00:11:06.420 you don't want that look

00:11:07.620 or hitting chest too much

00:11:09.460 i don't hit chest

00:11:10.560 mm-hmm

00:11:12.220 i don't like me i don't hit 0.95

00:11:13.440 who's your favorite gym

00:11:14.820 creator

00:11:15.560 sarah safari

00:11:16.860 who

00:11:17.960 you know who that is

00:11:21.220 i don't

00:11:22.340 her name is jenna burns

00:11:24.020 you guys should go watch

00:11:25.040 jenna burns

00:11:25.720 what does she do 0.96

00:11:26.500 she does fitness content

00:11:27.920 okay

00:11:28.380 but she's like

00:11:29.200 she's she's

00:11:30.020 she does really good

00:11:30.880 with like posting her

00:11:31.680 personality online

00:11:32.760 okay

00:11:33.420 so like

00:11:34.100 she has

00:11:34.660 instead of saying like 1.00

00:11:35.580 fucking for example 1.00

00:11:36.680 she'll be like 1.00

00:11:37.180 happy freaking morning

00:11:38.060 like i don't know

00:11:39.300 super super little

00:11:40.340 no but that's just an example

00:11:41.800 of like a tagline

00:11:42.660 so it'll make you

00:11:44.240 i guess

00:11:44.760 remember her a little more

00:11:46.020 yeah

00:11:46.460 at least she has like

00:11:47.540 gym vlogs and stuff

00:11:48.520 oh

00:11:48.880 okay

00:11:49.440 that's hilarious

00:11:50.240 yeah i do straight like that as well

00:11:52.140 i kind of

00:11:52.680 will replace some words

00:11:54.200 like maxing

00:11:55.040 and jester

00:11:56.060 i don't know what those mean

00:11:57.960 like jester gruning

00:11:58.940 what does that mean

00:12:00.140 oh

00:12:00.660 it's kind of hard to explain

00:12:02.320 you'll get it eventually

00:12:03.480 you'll just

00:12:04.040 have to keep scrolling

00:12:04.940 on the timeline

00:12:05.580 but um

00:12:06.720 let's let's see what you guys

00:12:07.540 are saying

00:12:07.940 rich fiana

00:12:08.900 you know him

00:12:09.460 who

00:12:10.860 rich fiana

00:12:11.640 the g

00:12:12.720 og rich

00:12:14.140 how's it going

00:12:14.720 good to see you guys

00:12:16.400 um

00:12:16.880 you have a

00:12:17.840 sorry

00:12:18.480 i have an eyelash

00:12:19.760 on your face

00:12:20.620 eyelash on my face 0.98

00:12:22.240 brutal

00:12:22.600 but um

00:12:23.740 yeah no

00:12:24.500 so rich is kind of like

00:12:25.660 who i grew up watching

00:12:26.480 in the gym

00:12:27.020 but

00:12:28.040 i wish that gym

00:12:29.640 was uh

00:12:30.140 still open

00:12:30.780 what gym is it

00:12:32.520 whatever that is

00:12:34.240 i would have gone with

00:12:35.100 larry

00:12:35.520 let's see

00:12:36.860 teach

00:12:37.480 man hands 1.00

00:12:39.200 damn you 1.00

00:12:40.340 you boys are being 1.00

00:12:41.100 fucking 1.00

00:12:41.420 rude 1.00

00:12:43.040 being very rude

00:12:44.660 it's going so fast

00:12:45.940 i can't even read it

00:12:46.840 yeah

00:12:47.220 it's all good

00:12:48.000 how many milligrams

00:12:49.600 anivar

00:12:50.220 drago

00:12:50.920 for the cute stream 0.99

00:12:52.240 damn 0.98

00:12:53.820 crazy 1.00

00:12:54.300 yeah i don't know how

00:12:55.260 you don't know sarah

00:12:56.120 but

00:12:57.340 it is what it is

00:12:59.180 it's a little cold out here

00:13:00.200 for me no

00:13:00.720 yeah it's freezing

00:13:01.640 for miami

00:13:02.260 i don't have one of those

00:13:03.440 uh

00:13:03.760 interesting looking hoodies

00:13:05.260 like you

00:13:05.760 you do not

00:13:09.640 share the glow

00:13:10.740 all right

00:13:12.340 now my breath is all weird 0.98

00:13:16.500 and shit 0.94

00:13:16.940 i don't know 1.00

00:13:18.300 ice cream is jester

00:13:19.720 right boss

00:13:22.080 ice cream is jester

00:13:24.280 bo does not care 1.00

00:13:27.460 i was like

00:13:28.240 i was down to try it

00:13:29.660 like you gotta try it

00:13:32.020 every once in a while

00:13:32.860 oh wait out of time

00:13:33.940 um

00:13:34.960 like a three

00:13:35.840 what

00:13:38.240 so now

00:13:39.360 um

00:13:40.160 i tried your thing

00:13:41.600 i just went

00:13:42.220 and i had soft serve ice cream

00:13:43.460 now you gotta smoke crack

00:13:44.840 with me

00:13:45.260 what

00:13:46.720 no

00:13:47.560 why

00:13:48.220 because

00:13:49.660 i'm getting scammed right now

00:13:51.060 i literally paid your ice cream

00:13:53.840 that is true

00:13:56.080 exactly

00:13:57.260 that is true

00:13:58.080 um

00:13:59.380 okay

00:14:00.100 as far as i know

00:14:01.100 you like

00:14:01.640 you probably weren't even trying

00:14:03.100 you've probably been there before

00:14:04.280 i swear to god

00:14:05.100 i never have

00:14:05.720 soft serve ice cream

00:14:07.160 no

00:14:07.520 hell no

00:14:08.180 frozen yogurt

00:14:09.920 i only eat burgers

00:14:11.420 and like

00:14:12.200 um

00:14:12.640 yeah i know

00:14:13.100 we went over this

00:14:13.940 you only eat fast food

00:14:14.760 yeah

00:14:15.400 so

00:14:15.960 and you don't like taco

00:14:17.140 at home

00:14:17.460 ice cream 0.99

00:14:18.140 i don't fuck with that 0.99

00:14:18.980 that's unhealthy 0.99

00:14:20.040 so

00:14:20.500 you know

00:14:21.920 i try to keep it pretty

00:14:22.780 this is

00:14:23.100 greek yogurt

00:14:24.040 i try to only eat like 1.00

00:14:26.700 healthy shit 1.00

00:14:27.500 like raisin canes 1.00

00:14:28.420 at mcdonald's

00:14:29.500 yeah

00:14:29.760 i can tell

00:14:30.480 so

00:14:30.920 i know

00:14:32.080 yeah

00:14:33.720 we're gonna put the cam

00:14:34.720 cap on boys

00:14:36.060 for a little bit

Clavicular - February 24, 2026

I Took My New Girlfriend Out On A Date!

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