Clavicular - February 18, 2026


Teaching LOOKSMAXXING To JESTERGOONERS On Twitter

Hosted by
Braden Eric Peters
Mentioned
Clav Fuck Arizona Dude Zoran Zoran Nah Zoran Yo Brock Andrew Jennings Jack Doherty Mia Yeah Kim K Dashboard Scarlett Alright Vitaly Thomas Copes Donos
I Stole His Valentine On Valentine's Day Ascending a Homeless Chud To Chad

Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

119.65

Word count

1,109

Sentence count

103

Harmful content

Misogyny

10

sentences flagged

Toxicity

79

sentences flagged

Hate speech

5

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode, the boys talk about a variety of topics, including the latest in the NHL playoffs, the latest with the Stanley Cup, and much, much more. Also, we get into the latest news and gossip from the world of sports.

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 All right, hello?
00:00:05.000 Let's see what's going on here.
00:00:11.000 All right, one second please.
00:00:14.000 Looks like we're almost back.
00:00:18.000 I'm going to pull up the chat here.
00:00:22.000 Dashboard, bang.
00:00:26.000 All right, how's everyone doing?
00:00:29.000 Um, wrong mic. 0.94
00:00:31.000 Yo, why the fuck are the mics all the way over here? 1.00
00:00:35.000 So weird. 1.00
00:00:36.000 Gay mic, what mic? 1.00
00:00:38.000 What mics connected? 0.93
00:00:39.000 Mic, mic not on?
00:00:40.000 Hello?
00:00:41.000 Hello, hello?
00:00:43.000 Hello, hello, hello?
00:00:46.000 Turn cam a little?
00:00:49.000 Talk.
00:00:50.000 Yo, should be fine.
00:00:54.000 Fixed, they're saying fixed.
00:00:56.000 Good.
00:00:57.000 All right, how's everyone doing?
00:01:02.000 All right, bet.
00:01:05.000 I'm going to pull up the comm right now.
00:01:07.000 Let's kind of see what's going on.
00:01:11.000 I kind of want to go through these suggestions here.
00:01:14.000 Here? 1.00
00:01:15.000 What the fuck is this bullshit? 1.00
00:01:17.000 All right. 1.00
00:01:18.000 Let's go to the latest.
00:01:20.000 When is Vitaly catching Predators?
00:01:23.000 Tomorrow.
00:01:25.000 Late stage mog maxing.
00:01:28.000 There's not going to be a mass unban.
00:01:33.000 Dude, what are you talking about?
00:01:35.000 Okay.
00:01:36.000 Keep complaining, pal.
00:01:38.000 Will there be a fight?
00:01:40.000 I just know the various.
00:01:42.000 Okay.
00:01:43.000 Nine times out of ten.
00:01:44.000 I open the sprinter.
00:01:46.000 Okay.
00:01:47.000 I know it's bad and horrible, but.
00:01:50.000 Hmm.
00:01:51.000 Can't do it when you go more famous.
00:01:54.000 I'm banned on kick.
00:01:56.000 Let's see.
00:01:57.000 You know, the director of Snowfall messaged me the other day and he said, um, he was trying 0.99
00:02:10.000 to do like a series about me, but I was like, motherfucker, what exactly would you even 0.99
00:02:14.000 do? 0.96
00:02:15.000 That doesn't like, what series would be about me?
00:02:18.000 Should looks max cheeser.
00:02:20.000 Dude, cheeser already mugs, man.
00:02:22.000 She already mugs all you guys. 1.00
00:02:24.000 So I don't know what I would do.
00:02:27.000 I have no idea.
00:02:28.000 It just seems like a waste of my time.
00:02:30.000 Waste of my resources.
00:02:31.000 I'm better off spending it on homeless people.
00:02:33.000 Not going to lie.
00:02:35.000 Mogged.
00:02:36.000 Yeah.
00:02:37.000 I got mugged.
00:02:38.000 Let's see. 0.53
00:02:40.000 Get that ear wrap, ear rape Jack Doherty clip out. 1.00
00:02:46.000 This place is a nice vibe.
00:02:48.000 I thought it was a nice vibe.
00:02:50.000 Come on.
00:02:51.000 It's about, unfortunately, Clavicular getting framed off by an ASU Bradley.
00:02:56.000 I mean, this is, I was devastated.
00:02:59.000 I was in my room.
00:03:01.000 My glorious game Clavicular was just long.
00:03:06.000 And I just don't know how I'm going to-
00:03:08.000 W Glaze.
00:03:09.000 Yeah.
00:03:10.000 Stop, man.
00:03:11.000 I don't know.
00:03:12.000 I'll do a sprint when they roll up the gym.
00:03:15.000 Here we go.
00:03:16.000 All right.
00:03:17.000 Thank you.
00:03:18.000 No, no, no.
00:03:19.000 I'm not doing it.
00:03:20.000 I'm not going to the gym.
00:03:21.000 Turn the mic volume up.
00:03:22.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:03:23.000 Where the fuck are my headphones? 0.98
00:03:25.000 Thank you. 0.99
00:03:26.000 All right, man.
00:03:27.000 More breaking news.
00:03:28.000 Uh, he better not take him to the club.
00:03:32.000 Let's see this.
00:03:34.000 All right.
00:03:35.000 Bet.
00:03:36.000 Why is it, why is it quiet though?
00:03:41.000 I'm, I'm curious.
00:03:43.000 No desktop audio bro. 0.99
00:03:45.000 It's so ass. 1.00
00:03:46.000 The desktop audio is fucked. 1.00
00:03:47.000 I think I need to, um, I think I need to get my headphones. 0.99
00:03:50.000 Yeah.
00:03:51.000 Copes.
00:03:52.000 Yeah.
00:03:53.000 Nice AI render.
00:03:55.000 Not bad.
00:03:56.000 That is a mogging suit.
00:03:57.000 Not going to lie.
00:03:58.000 His peers uploaded YouTube same day.
00:04:01.000 Don't make Joe have to work.
00:04:03.000 Well, I'd feel bad, but it was actually not that, not that terrible.
00:04:08.000 Um, were they streaming on kick or what?
00:04:11.000 Where were they streaming?
00:04:12.000 Um, Scarlett?
00:04:13.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 She said she tried, but the audio didn't work, so she did TikTok.
00:04:18.000 TikTok?
00:04:19.000 Yeah.
00:04:20.000 All right.
00:04:21.000 I'm going to play my headphones so that it actually is like fine.
00:04:26.000 You know what I mean?
00:04:27.000 Be right back.
00:04:29.000 Be right back.
00:04:30.000 Be right back.
00:04:31.000 I'm scared to talk.
00:04:38.000 Yeah.
00:04:39.000 Yeah, I would.
00:04:41.000 Yeah.
00:04:42.000 Yeah.
00:04:43.000 Where is it?
00:04:44.000 I don't see it.
00:04:48.000 What's up boys
00:05:03.640 Alright let's see
00:05:10.300 Headphone maxing should
00:05:11.720 Help a little bit 0.99
00:05:13.260 Fix the fucking hair up 0.99
00:05:14.840 And my hair is pretty fucked 1.00
00:05:16.820 I kind of want to take off 1.00
00:05:20.020 This fucking jester ass 1.00
00:05:21.580 Suit soon not gonna lie 1.00
00:05:24.380 Fuck work why is it not working 1.00
00:05:30.060 Is this connecting 1.00
00:05:32.020 Is the headphones gonna connect
00:05:36.380 That's the real question
00:05:38.200 Headphones headphones headphones
00:05:42.080 Okay it is on
00:05:43.200 Alright there we go 1.00
00:05:51.520 What the fuck is this 1.00
00:05:54.240 Bro 0.99
00:06:01.500 You can't hear no audio
00:06:04.460 Alright
00:06:05.900 Hello
00:06:06.820 One sec
00:06:08.840 Click three lines
00:06:10.460 Properties
00:06:11.740 Whatever ones are wrong
00:06:16.340 Thomas just tipped two dollars
00:06:18.340 Mia you're absolutely gorgeous
00:06:20.460 Clav is a lucky man
00:06:22.500 Alright what about it
00:06:24.660 It's too loud
00:06:25.700 Too loud
00:06:26.820 Yeah it needs to be less than
00:06:28.260 It needs to be what
00:06:30.720 Alright is that good
00:06:33.960 Is that good
00:06:35.460 Nah bro
00:06:38.200 Andrew Jennings needs to
00:06:39.260 Sail the frame
00:06:40.760 Take the guy to target
00:06:43.900 At least
00:06:44.180 Kim K just tipped two dollars 0.55
00:06:46.120 Alright whatever
00:06:46.780 Clav did ooh crack that blonde 1.00
00:06:48.360 From New York day three
00:06:49.420 No 1.00
00:06:50.120 I fucked her off 1.00
00:06:52.240 Immediately after the stream 1.00
00:06:53.580 Clav's winning the night
00:06:55.640 Oh my god
00:06:58.240 Oh my god
00:07:01.780 Hair transplant
00:07:02.680 Invisalign
00:07:03.380 Retta
00:07:03.780 Fire
00:07:04.740 Would be a good segment
00:07:06.660 Does he look like a mafia boss 1.00
00:07:08.720 Yeah what the fuck was that 1.00
00:07:10.260 I'm not gonna lie 0.99
00:07:11.200 That was kinda cooked
00:07:12.040 L audio
00:07:13.320 Crud max 0.95
00:07:14.680 What the fuck is wrong with the audio 0.94
00:07:16.460 What do you mean it's unleveled 0.97
00:07:17.780 What does that even mean
00:07:18.500 Bro
00:07:18.860 It was so bad dude
00:07:20.320 It took 40 minutes
00:07:21.740 What does that mean by unleveled
00:07:23.240 I'm gonna just listen to it 1.00
00:07:25.800 Fuck Arizona 1.00
00:07:27.100 Just tipped two dollars 1.00
00:07:28.420 Fuck the feds 1.00
00:07:29.740 A bitches 1.00
00:07:30.160 Niggas I know 1.00
00:07:31.160 You guys are still watching
00:07:32.920 The streams
00:07:33.500 Trying to catch us
00:07:34.580 Also 1.00
00:07:35.180 Fuck the prosecutor 1.00
00:07:36.680 You ugly 1.00
00:07:37.560 Smelly 1.00
00:07:38.120 Whore 0.99
00:07:38.820 Oh it's fine
00:07:40.900 Crud max audio
00:07:42.740 What does that mean 0.99
00:07:43.440 Fuck the slow mode 0.99
00:07:45.540 Followers only 1.00
00:07:46.340 It's really high
00:07:47.740 Compared to the mic
00:07:48.600 Alright so we'll turn it down
00:07:50.020 A little bit
00:07:50.580 Yeah I don't know why
00:07:56.380 I was hating on Neon
00:07:57.180 That's crazy
00:07:57.800 Yeah
00:08:00.220 Bro did not like Mia 0.99
00:08:02.140 Yeah who gives a fuck 0.99
00:08:12.920 Mic closer to face 0.98
00:08:21.440 Fix audio
00:08:22.400 Dude these people 0.99
00:08:24.200 Need to shut the fuck up 0.99
00:08:25.280 It's so god damn annoying 0.99
00:08:26.420 We can't hear
00:08:27.900 Donos
00:08:28.460 Can't hear
00:08:28.980 Can't hear 1.00
00:08:29.500 Clips are quiet as fuck 0.99
00:08:31.300 Yeah so that's why 0.99
00:08:34.140 I just like
00:08:34.640 I don't like to
00:08:35.760 Think about politics
00:08:36.880 Cause
00:08:37.300 These people get
00:08:38.520 Into these manic
00:08:39.480 Headspaces
00:08:40.120 Over nonsense 1.00
00:08:41.280 Yeah they're losers 1.00
00:08:42.500 Dude why 0.99
00:08:43.240 Yeah yeah
00:08:43.940 I have politicians on 1.00
00:08:45.880 They're fucking 0.99
00:08:46.440 Which ones 1.00
00:08:47.460 They're jesters dude
00:08:48.420 Yeah for real
00:08:49.080 I had uh
00:08:49.700 I had the mayor
00:08:51.140 Zoran
00:08:51.720 Yo Brock
00:08:52.860 I actually checked the audio
00:08:53.760 See if these people are trolling me
00:08:55.140 Play the video
00:08:57.360 Yeah
00:08:57.840 Have you heard of him
00:08:59.340 Go to
00:08:59.800 He's five 1.00
00:09:00.880 What the fuck are they complaining about 0.99
00:09:02.720 Zoran 0.99
00:09:03.240 Zoran
00:09:04.200 Nah I never heard of that guy 0.97
00:09:06.420 He's sick
00:09:07.360 He's the New York mayor 1.00
00:09:08.300 Bro fuck these people 1.00
00:09:09.380 Yeah yeah 1.00
00:09:09.800 I'm so far removed 1.00
00:09:11.160 Fuck these people 1.00
00:09:12.400 Clav I made you 1.00
00:09:14.860 Yeah you can fuck off 1.00