Clavicular - February 18, 2026


Teaching LOOKSMAXXING To JESTERGOONERS On Twitter


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

119.65044

Word Count

1,109

Sentence Count

103

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right, hello?
00:00:05.000 Let's see what's going on here.
00:00:11.000 All right, one second please.
00:00:14.000 Looks like we're almost back.
00:00:18.000 I'm going to pull up the chat here.
00:00:22.000 Dashboard, bang.
00:00:26.000 All right, how's everyone doing?
00:00:29.000 Um, wrong mic.
00:00:31.000 Yo, why the fuck are the mics all the way over here?
00:00:35.000 So weird.
00:00:36.000 Gay mic, what mic?
00:00:38.000 What mics connected?
00:00:39.000 Mic, mic not on?
00:00:40.000 Hello?
00:00:41.000 Hello, hello?
00:00:43.000 Hello, hello, hello?
00:00:46.000 Turn cam a little?
00:00:49.000 Talk.
00:00:50.000 Yo, should be fine.
00:00:54.000 Fixed, they're saying fixed.
00:00:56.000 Good.
00:00:57.000 All right, how's everyone doing?
00:01:02.000 All right, bet.
00:01:05.000 I'm going to pull up the comm right now.
00:01:07.000 Let's kind of see what's going on.
00:01:11.000 I kind of want to go through these suggestions here.
00:01:14.000 Here?
00:01:15.000 What the fuck is this bullshit?
00:01:17.000 All right.
00:01:18.000 Let's go to the latest.
00:01:20.000 When is Vitaly catching Predators?
00:01:23.000 Tomorrow.
00:01:25.000 Late stage mog maxing.
00:01:28.000 There's not going to be a mass unban.
00:01:33.000 Dude, what are you talking about?
00:01:35.000 Okay.
00:01:36.000 Keep complaining, pal.
00:01:38.000 Will there be a fight?
00:01:40.000 I just know the various.
00:01:42.000 Okay.
00:01:43.000 Nine times out of ten.
00:01:44.000 I open the sprinter.
00:01:46.000 Okay.
00:01:47.000 I know it's bad and horrible, but.
00:01:50.000 Hmm.
00:01:51.000 Can't do it when you go more famous.
00:01:54.000 I'm banned on kick.
00:01:56.000 Let's see.
00:01:57.000 You know, the director of Snowfall messaged me the other day and he said, um, he was trying
00:02:10.000 to do like a series about me, but I was like, motherfucker, what exactly would you even
00:02:14.000 do?
00:02:15.000 That doesn't like, what series would be about me?
00:02:18.000 Should looks max cheeser.
00:02:20.000 Dude, cheeser already mugs, man.
00:02:22.000 She already mugs all you guys.
00:02:24.000 So I don't know what I would do.
00:02:27.000 I have no idea.
00:02:28.000 It just seems like a waste of my time.
00:02:30.000 Waste of my resources.
00:02:31.000 I'm better off spending it on homeless people.
00:02:33.000 Not going to lie.
00:02:35.000 Mogged.
00:02:36.000 Yeah.
00:02:37.000 I got mugged.
00:02:38.000 Let's see.
00:02:40.000 Get that ear wrap, ear rape Jack Doherty clip out.
00:02:46.000 This place is a nice vibe.
00:02:48.000 I thought it was a nice vibe.
00:02:50.000 Come on.
00:02:51.000 It's about, unfortunately, Clavicular getting framed off by an ASU Bradley.
00:02:56.000 I mean, this is, I was devastated.
00:02:59.000 I was in my room.
00:03:01.000 My glorious game Clavicular was just long.
00:03:06.000 And I just don't know how I'm going to-
00:03:08.000 W Glaze.
00:03:09.000 Yeah.
00:03:10.000 Stop, man.
00:03:11.000 I don't know.
00:03:12.000 I'll do a sprint when they roll up the gym.
00:03:15.000 Here we go.
00:03:16.000 All right.
00:03:17.000 Thank you.
00:03:18.000 No, no, no.
00:03:19.000 I'm not doing it.
00:03:20.000 I'm not going to the gym.
00:03:21.000 Turn the mic volume up.
00:03:22.000 Yeah.
00:03:23.000 Where the fuck are my headphones?
00:03:25.000 Thank you.
00:03:26.000 All right, man.
00:03:27.000 More breaking news.
00:03:28.000 Uh, he better not take him to the club.
00:03:32.000 Let's see this.
00:03:34.000 All right.
00:03:35.000 Bet.
00:03:36.000 Why is it, why is it quiet though?
00:03:41.000 I'm, I'm curious.
00:03:43.000 No desktop audio bro.
00:03:45.000 It's so ass.
00:03:46.000 The desktop audio is fucked.
00:03:47.000 I think I need to, um, I think I need to get my headphones.
00:03:50.000 Yeah.
00:03:51.000 Copes.
00:03:52.000 Yeah.
00:03:53.000 Nice AI render.
00:03:55.000 Not bad.
00:03:56.000 That is a mogging suit.
00:03:57.000 Not going to lie.
00:03:58.000 His peers uploaded YouTube same day.
00:04:01.000 Don't make Joe have to work.
00:04:03.000 Well, I'd feel bad, but it was actually not that, not that terrible.
00:04:08.000 Um, were they streaming on kick or what?
00:04:11.000 Where were they streaming?
00:04:12.000 Um, Scarlett?
00:04:13.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 She said she tried, but the audio didn't work, so she did TikTok.
00:04:18.000 TikTok?
00:04:19.000 Yeah.
00:04:20.000 All right.
00:04:21.000 I'm going to play my headphones so that it actually is like fine.
00:04:26.000 You know what I mean?
00:04:27.000 Be right back.
00:04:29.000 Be right back.
00:04:30.000 Be right back.
00:04:31.000 I'm scared to talk.
00:04:38.000 Yeah.
00:04:39.000 Yeah, I would.
00:04:41.000 Yeah.
00:04:42.000 Yeah.
00:04:43.000 Where is it?
00:04:44.000 I don't see it.
00:04:48.000 What's up boys
00:05:03.640 Alright let's see
00:05:10.300 Headphone maxing should
00:05:11.720 Help a little bit
00:05:13.260 Fix the fucking hair up
00:05:14.840 And my hair is pretty fucked
00:05:16.820 I kind of want to take off
00:05:20.020 This fucking jester ass
00:05:21.580 Suit soon not gonna lie
00:05:24.380 Fuck work why is it not working
00:05:30.060 Is this connecting
00:05:32.020 Is the headphones gonna connect
00:05:36.380 That's the real question
00:05:38.200 Headphones headphones headphones
00:05:42.080 Okay it is on
00:05:43.200 Alright there we go
00:05:51.520 What the fuck is this
00:05:54.240 Bro
00:06:01.500 You can't hear no audio
00:06:04.460 Alright
00:06:05.900 Hello
00:06:06.820 One sec
00:06:08.840 Click three lines
00:06:10.460 Properties
00:06:11.740 Whatever ones are wrong
00:06:16.340 Thomas just tipped two dollars
00:06:18.340 Mia you're absolutely gorgeous
00:06:20.460 Clav is a lucky man
00:06:22.500 Alright what about it
00:06:24.660 It's too loud
00:06:25.700 Too loud
00:06:26.820 Yeah it needs to be less than
00:06:28.260 It needs to be what
00:06:30.720 Alright is that good
00:06:33.960 Is that good
00:06:35.460 Nah bro
00:06:38.200 Andrew Jennings needs to
00:06:39.260 Sail the frame
00:06:40.760 Take the guy to target
00:06:43.900 At least
00:06:44.180 Kim K just tipped two dollars
00:06:46.120 Alright whatever
00:06:46.780 Clav did ooh crack that blonde
00:06:48.360 From New York day three
00:06:49.420 No
00:06:50.120 I fucked her off
00:06:52.240 Immediately after the stream
00:06:53.580 Clav's winning the night
00:06:55.640 Oh my god
00:06:58.240 Oh my god
00:07:01.780 Hair transplant
00:07:02.680 Invisalign
00:07:03.380 Retta
00:07:03.780 Fire
00:07:04.740 Would be a good segment
00:07:06.660 Does he look like a mafia boss
00:07:08.720 Yeah what the fuck was that
00:07:10.260 I'm not gonna lie
00:07:11.200 That was kinda cooked
00:07:12.040 L audio
00:07:13.320 Crud max
00:07:14.680 What the fuck is wrong with the audio
00:07:16.460 What do you mean it's unleveled
00:07:17.780 What does that even mean
00:07:18.500 Bro
00:07:18.860 It was so bad dude
00:07:20.320 It took 40 minutes
00:07:21.740 What does that mean by unleveled
00:07:23.240 I'm gonna just listen to it
00:07:25.800 Fuck Arizona
00:07:27.100 Just tipped two dollars
00:07:28.420 Fuck the feds
00:07:29.740 A bitches
00:07:30.160 Niggas I know
00:07:31.160 You guys are still watching
00:07:32.920 The streams
00:07:33.500 Trying to catch us
00:07:34.580 Also
00:07:35.180 Fuck the prosecutor
00:07:36.680 You ugly
00:07:37.560 Smelly
00:07:38.120 Whore
00:07:38.820 Oh it's fine
00:07:40.900 Crud max audio
00:07:42.740 What does that mean
00:07:43.440 Fuck the slow mode
00:07:45.540 Followers only
00:07:46.340 It's really high
00:07:47.740 Compared to the mic
00:07:48.600 Alright so we'll turn it down
00:07:50.020 A little bit
00:07:50.580 Yeah I don't know why
00:07:56.380 I was hating on Neon
00:07:57.180 That's crazy
00:07:57.800 Yeah
00:08:00.220 Bro did not like Mia
00:08:02.140 Yeah who gives a fuck
00:08:12.920 Mic closer to face
00:08:21.440 Fix audio
00:08:22.400 Dude these people
00:08:24.200 Need to shut the fuck up
00:08:25.280 It's so god damn annoying
00:08:26.420 We can't hear
00:08:27.900 Donos
00:08:28.460 Can't hear
00:08:28.980 Can't hear
00:08:29.500 Clips are quiet as fuck
00:08:31.300 Yeah so that's why
00:08:34.140 I just like
00:08:34.640 I don't like to
00:08:35.760 Think about politics
00:08:36.880 Cause
00:08:37.300 These people get
00:08:38.520 Into these manic
00:08:39.480 Headspaces
00:08:40.120 Over nonsense
00:08:41.280 Yeah they're losers
00:08:42.500 Dude why
00:08:43.240 Yeah yeah
00:08:43.940 I have politicians on
00:08:45.880 They're fucking
00:08:46.440 Which ones
00:08:47.460 They're jesters dude
00:08:48.420 Yeah for real
00:08:49.080 I had uh
00:08:49.700 I had the mayor
00:08:51.140 Zoran
00:08:51.720 Yo Brock
00:08:52.860 I actually checked the audio
00:08:53.760 See if these people are trolling me
00:08:55.140 Play the video
00:08:57.360 Yeah
00:08:57.840 Have you heard of him
00:08:59.340 Go to
00:08:59.800 He's five
00:09:00.880 What the fuck are they complaining about
00:09:02.720 Zoran
00:09:03.240 Zoran
00:09:04.200 Nah I never heard of that guy
00:09:06.420 He's sick
00:09:07.360 He's the New York mayor
00:09:08.300 Bro fuck these people
00:09:09.380 Yeah yeah
00:09:09.800 I'm so far removed
00:09:11.160 Fuck these people
00:09:12.400 Clav I made you
00:09:14.860 Yeah you can fuck off