Clavicular - Teaching My Viewers How To LOOKSMAX and ASCEND

00:00:00.000 I'm really fucking high right now.

00:00:02.000 I can see that.

00:00:03.440 Yeah.

00:00:04.280 And where the fuck you from?

00:00:06.360 I'm from New Jersey.

00:00:07.300 How do you feel about black people?

00:00:09.380 They're my people.

00:00:10.460 Okay, nigga.

00:00:11.780 Okay, who's your favorite black person?

00:00:13.700 Who's my favorite black person?

00:00:15.220 Hmm.

00:00:23.780 I'm fucking tired, dude.

00:00:27.020 Oh, my God.

00:00:30.000 What am I doing?

00:00:36.780 What am I doing?

00:00:41.840 What the fuck am I doing here?

00:00:44.380 Muted?

00:00:46.540 Hey, what up, boys?

00:00:48.360 What's going on?

00:00:50.580 Huh?

00:00:53.220 What you guys talking about?

00:00:55.720 Last stream was trash.

00:00:57.860 I'm going to have to disagree with you there.

00:01:02.640 Definitely going to disagree.

00:01:04.600 W.

00:01:05.640 W grind.

00:01:06.640 Yes.

00:01:08.140 Exactly.

00:01:08.740 What'd you say?

00:01:11.940 Huh?

00:01:13.800 What?

00:01:15.280 Turn on stream?

00:01:18.620 Yeah?

00:01:19.660 What are you talking about?

00:01:22.560 What are you guys talking about?

00:01:24.960 Huh?

00:01:27.520 When is Europe tour?

00:01:28.480 As soon as I get a better fucking gambling deal.

00:01:31.800 Fuck.

00:01:34.300 But, guys, we're going to the Everglades tomorrow.

00:01:39.700 Yeah.

00:01:43.140 Going to the Everglades tomorrow.

00:01:44.600 But, guys, I just got done with a – I had an interview with David Grutman.

00:01:52.460 So, we kicked it.

00:01:55.000 David Grutman, the David Grutman, who is the king of Miami.

00:02:01.720 And, we talked.

00:02:05.020 He's a really cool guy.

00:02:06.160 Really cool.

00:02:07.360 You know what I mean?

00:02:08.680 I just said, look, I'm not trying to do politics anymore.

00:02:15.000 And, I would never want it to be associated with politics.

00:02:20.160 And, he's like, I get it.

00:02:21.400 He's like, you know, you seem like a young guy who's got a bright future.

00:02:26.020 You don't really seem like, you know, you're someone who's hateful or whatever.

00:02:31.700 And, I was like, yeah, bro, of course.

00:02:33.060 Like, I'm here to mog.

00:02:36.400 I'm here to looks max.

00:02:38.240 I'm not political whatsoever.

00:02:41.700 And, then, we were talking about looks maxing.

00:02:44.260 We were talking about looks maxing.

00:02:46.260 We went over, you know, good protocols to follow.

00:02:49.840 He was telling me about, you know, some stuff like that.

00:02:54.160 Or, sorry, the other way around.

00:02:55.740 And, I was talking to him about, you know, whatever peptides.

00:03:01.420 We were talking about NAD.

00:03:03.420 Just whatever.

00:03:04.400 Just cool stuff.

00:03:05.740 We had some dinner.

00:03:08.340 Very nice guy.

00:03:09.380 So, we got along well.

00:03:11.120 You know?

00:03:13.060 Very nice guy.

00:03:15.140 He was, and they're funny, too, man.

00:03:17.380 They're funny.

00:03:17.940 They're fucking hilarious guys.

00:03:21.140 Very chill.

00:03:22.540 Very chill, man.

00:03:23.480 Do you have a list?

00:03:25.860 I'm just wearing my Invisalign right now.

00:03:29.440 You know?

00:03:31.480 What do you mean, L-fold?

00:03:33.140 What are you talking about, L-fold?

00:03:36.820 What does that even mean?

00:03:38.880 Fold?

00:03:39.500 Fold on what?

00:03:40.280 Huh?

00:03:43.500 Still banned?

00:03:44.240 I didn't ask if I was unbanned.

00:03:45.940 But, maybe.

00:03:47.480 I think so.

00:03:48.160 I could really, I could really give a fuck.

00:03:52.580 Easy.

00:03:53.540 Easy or not.

00:03:55.920 You know?

00:03:56.500 Because, at the end of the day, I wouldn't be able to go to his club anyway.

00:04:00.220 Because, I'm only 20.

00:04:02.180 I wouldn't be able to ever go to live.

00:04:05.240 You know?

00:04:06.120 So, that's unfortunate.

00:04:07.140 If you agree with Klaav's message and you're serious about improving your look, you guys

00:04:11.820 are going to want to check out Klaav's community on school.

00:04:14.060 Once you're inside, you get access to over 100 courses on looks maxing, pharmacology, nootropics,

00:04:19.580 and social skills.

00:04:20.780 Plus, you get weekly calls with Klaav to get feedback and guidance in real time.

00:04:24.880 So, if you guys want the absolute best information on looking better and access to a community of

00:04:29.280 people who want to improve their look, you guys are going to want to check this one out.

00:04:32.180 But, he's like, he's just, he's funny, you know?

00:04:36.140 Guy parties, he does it all.

00:04:39.540 So, fuck it.

00:04:42.660 Come on, Kuh.

00:04:44.280 What are you, what are you guys talking about?

00:04:45.840 What, what's the chat spamming?

00:04:50.280 Folding?

00:04:50.980 What are you talking, how is that, I still don't understand that's a fold.

00:04:54.520 We went and we had, we had lunch together off stream and we, we talked.

00:04:59.400 How is that even, how is that even a fold?

00:05:02.180 That doesn't even make any sense.

00:05:04.760 I was never, I was never a political figure to begin with.

00:05:09.520 I'm not, I'm not your right wing savior, okay?

00:05:15.780 I'm not, I'm not your, you know, your political hero or whatever.

00:05:20.920 I could give a singular fuck about politics or whatever.

00:05:25.820 I've said that from the beginning.

00:05:27.480 So, yeah, I'm cool with, with everyone, you know?

00:05:33.860 Let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:05:36.120 What is going on in the Twitter com?

00:05:38.100 Um, so I'll post a picture on my story, but I just want to say W David Grutman, man, for

00:05:44.760 actually being willing to sit down, uh, and talk about all that kind of stuff.

00:05:50.480 Most people would just be super, uh, like after the whole clip went viral, they would just

00:05:56.760 be so mad and stuff.

00:05:58.920 Um, and you know, just want to get you banned on social media.

00:06:03.600 But he was like, no, he invited me to his house.

00:06:06.420 We had dinner, we talked and now we're cool.

00:06:09.180 Now we're friends.

00:06:10.240 You know what I mean?

00:06:11.000 So that's, seems like a W to me.

00:06:14.700 Seems like a W.

00:06:16.300 Why is there a tweet that said, you donated to ICE?

00:06:18.820 I didn't fucking donate to ICE.

00:06:20.860 I, that's so retarded.

00:06:23.220 That's so retarded, man.

00:06:25.940 Like, you know, I have no, I have no issue with saying that ICE is good as a joke or whatever.

00:06:33.360 But I would never donate my own money to ICE.

00:06:38.260 That's so dumb.

00:06:39.780 I would rather buy a section at the club, a watch, a car, anything than donate money to anyone.

00:06:51.820 Oh my God.

00:06:56.880 Could we stop seeing this shit?

00:06:59.540 Why is this, why is this still being played?

00:07:01.400 LMAO, did you guys see what happened?

00:07:05.200 These kids still, I saw someone put in the column about this.

00:07:10.220 I don't know what the fuck any of this shit even is about.

00:07:14.060 You know what I mean?

00:07:15.040 So, like, am I missing something here?

00:07:19.780 I don't, I don't really know.

00:07:22.180 I don't, I don't do fucking crypto.

00:07:23.840 I don't know anything about crypto.

00:07:25.940 You guys know that.

00:07:27.420 I got, I got no idea about crypto.

00:07:30.700 What's up?

00:07:31.280 What is this?

00:07:32.400 Oh, fuck.

00:07:33.520 I didn't even hit it.

00:07:35.320 Okay, yeah.

00:07:37.600 Hmm.

00:07:40.320 Well, golf isn't really about athleticism, to be honest.

00:07:45.560 Golf has nothing to do with athleticism.

00:07:47.800 Locked and loaded here.

00:07:50.240 Huh?

00:07:51.340 Drago's next big streamer.

00:07:52.940 The potential is there.

00:07:54.040 The wall.

00:07:55.020 Nice.

00:07:56.100 W glaze.

00:07:57.660 Clab goes to the hood.

00:07:59.260 O-block edition.

00:08:01.180 Whoever tweeted that, ban them, please.

00:08:03.160 Oh, my God.

00:08:05.580 That's so retarded.

00:08:07.380 So dumb.

00:08:08.280 Um, I thought all hope was lost.

00:08:12.720 If it's a gambling stream, keep it.

00:08:15.860 You need to collab with other streamers.

00:08:19.180 Like, cheeser.

00:08:20.060 Do I play video games?

00:08:24.980 Lying too much?

00:08:26.720 Uh, I'll play video games.

00:08:28.820 No one believes your lies anymore?

00:08:30.380 I'm getting a fucking Red Bull, bro.

00:08:32.060 I don't know why you're, you're coming after me here.

00:08:34.220 I'm really not liking this at all.

00:08:36.540 I'm not liking this, uh, criticism.

00:08:39.340 Like, shut the fuck up, man.

00:08:42.720 All right, give me a Red Bull.

00:08:44.100 God damn it.

00:08:47.500 Like, how's, how's the who?

00:08:50.020 You folded and apologized?

00:08:51.760 Who did I apologize to?

00:08:54.600 I didn't even, I didn't even talk once about the incident with him.

00:09:00.160 Who, what, like what?

00:09:01.980 He's, he's a good guy, though.

00:09:03.860 Uh, David Grubbin.

00:09:05.180 Very good guy.

00:09:07.180 So we're, we're homies now.

00:09:08.720 We're cool.

00:09:09.660 You know?

00:09:13.740 So he's the man.

00:09:16.140 Um, nice.

00:09:17.700 Now Clav has, huh?

00:09:21.000 What is this crypto shit?

00:09:23.580 I don't know why people are spamming this.

00:09:26.360 Come on.

00:09:26.800 All right, brother.

00:09:27.440 I'll do it.

00:09:27.900 I'll do it.

00:09:28.460 I'll do it.

00:09:28.680 I'll do it.

00:09:29.740 Go ahead.

00:09:30.460 Go ahead, man.

00:09:32.020 Well, who's in here?

00:09:37.880 Who's in here today?

00:09:40.180 Hey, Vilbash, the Twitch streamer.

00:09:42.640 What up?

00:09:45.680 Uh, Clavicular is here.

00:09:46.680 How you doing, man?

00:09:47.920 Pulsey, how's it going?

00:09:49.120 I saw everyone complaining in the comm.

00:09:51.200 So I just want to see who came in.

00:09:53.800 D1Mogger, how you doing, brother?

00:09:55.940 Hey.

00:09:56.240 Seabreak, what up?

00:09:59.320 DD15, how's it going, man?

00:10:02.200 Bang.

00:10:04.260 Only 5K viewers?

00:10:05.560 You fell off?

00:10:06.120 We just started the stream like 10 minutes ago.

00:10:08.460 Can you let everyone come in here?

00:10:09.680 You see everyone's popping in right now.

00:10:11.480 J2Green, ZetaPSL.

00:10:13.860 How are you?

00:10:14.980 How's everyone doing?

00:10:16.480 Zelo.

00:10:17.720 You see what I'm saying?

00:10:18.740 Everyone's getting in here.

00:10:20.360 Slow and steady, boys.

00:10:21.280 Slow and steady.

00:10:23.540 Farquan.

00:10:24.460 Hey, what up?

00:10:25.080 Yeah, shout out to everyone in the comm, man.

00:10:30.140 Big shout out.

00:10:33.000 Kick champ in here?

00:10:34.260 No?

00:10:35.620 Not yet.

00:10:36.560 We'll get everyone in here in a second.

00:10:38.640 Osama been lagging.

00:10:39.960 What up?

00:10:41.200 Yeah, I see everyone's in here.

00:10:43.420 We're doing good.

00:10:44.880 Pablo, what up?

00:10:47.320 Nah, Clav held his composure, though.

00:10:49.140 He held his, he was there chilling.

00:10:51.800 He held his composure?

00:10:53.240 Composure, convi.

00:10:54.120 I could give a fuck.

00:10:57.720 Yeah, obviously.

00:11:00.160 You know?

00:11:03.720 Now, Clav, you gotta watch out, Clav, this.

00:11:05.540 And Clav, you need more security.

00:11:06.440 Don't be honest, Clav.

00:11:07.140 Like, you're like A plus, uh, uh, uh, like, status.

00:11:11.860 Like, you're a celebrity, bro.

00:11:12.860 You gotta, you gotta give him security.

00:11:14.260 I go on.

00:11:14.800 He has, yeah.

00:11:16.100 He's, look, that's very true.

00:11:18.000 Very true.

00:11:18.520 But I was armed here.

00:11:20.500 That's why I was like, I could give a fuck.

00:11:26.420 You know what I mean?

00:11:29.080 Like, so, I do, I should have more security, but I, I always carry.

00:11:35.460 Always carry.

00:11:36.020 So, I'm not, I'm not fighting anyone.

00:11:40.660 Let's be real.

00:11:43.280 Not fighting.

00:11:47.980 For real.

00:11:48.660 Um, yeah, I don't know what this shit is going on.

00:11:53.200 But W Joe.

00:11:54.000 Joe's the man for, for figuring that out.

00:11:58.240 So, shout out to Joe.

00:12:00.320 Um, address someone sending 100k in crypto?

00:12:08.680 Bro, are you retarded?

00:12:09.880 Like, do you really fucking believe that shit?

00:12:12.780 Like, just listen to yourself.

00:12:16.320 Clav has a good stream one day.

00:12:17.900 The next clay, Clav, is in the middle of an okay stream.

00:12:21.520 Community Clav fell off.

00:12:23.080 I miss the old, old Clav.

00:12:25.520 Yeah.

00:12:26.720 Oh my god.

00:12:27.720 For real.

00:12:29.240 So true.

00:12:30.280 So true, man.

00:12:31.480 You guys just need to shut the fuck up.

00:12:36.200 It's real.

00:12:36.900 Well, it's your, dude, I don't know what, where you think I have 100k in crypto, but

00:12:46.800 if I did, I'd deposit it all on stake right now, after yesterday.

00:12:50.680 But like, dude, there's no way you guys are that retarded that you believe fucking retards

00:12:54.760 on Twitter com.

00:12:56.980 Remember when Clav used to grind 10 hour streams every day?

00:13:01.000 Yeah, wait, don't, you mean like when I was doing that, like literally, hold on.

00:13:06.180 You know what, just for you saying that, just for you fucking saying that shit, let's see

00:13:11.800 this.

00:13:12.960 Let's pull it up.

00:13:15.420 Let's pull it up right quick.

00:13:16.800 Let's see.

00:13:26.820 Eight and a half hours.

00:13:29.160 Ten hours, 35 minutes.

00:13:31.240 Nine hours, 53 minutes.

00:13:33.820 Six hours, 41 minutes.

00:13:35.500 Seven and a half hours.

00:13:38.640 Five hours.

00:13:39.800 Okay.

00:13:40.100 Fourteen hours.

00:13:42.720 Twelve, almost 13 hours.

00:13:44.760 Over 10 hours.

00:13:45.860 Ten hours.

00:13:47.340 Nine hours.

00:13:48.160 Ten hours.

00:13:49.480 What are you talking about when Clav used to do that?

00:13:52.480 Motherfucker.

00:13:53.180 That was literally was live for ten and a half hours three days ago.

00:13:58.920 Yesterday's stream was fucking long.

00:14:01.100 Actually retarded.

00:14:04.280 Skipping the five hours?

00:14:05.480 Yeah.

00:14:06.240 For real.

00:14:07.180 Show earnings?

00:14:08.100 Okay.

00:14:08.840 Since you guys always want to see the fucking earnings.

00:14:16.200 This is the KPP for the month.

00:14:21.480 Clav equals scum of the earth.

00:14:23.620 KCIP's ass.

00:14:25.100 Yeah.

00:14:25.420 Streaming is absolutely not working.

00:14:30.440 You fucking pussy.

00:14:31.820 You can literally do 24 hours of absolutely nothing.

00:14:35.000 You're not working is like carrying stuff, wearing an actual uniform.

00:14:39.800 You are sitting streaming.

00:14:41.000 A baby could do that.

00:14:42.400 But you're getting paid by any idiot.

00:14:45.060 Dude, on my entire life, there's no job that's harder than being a streamer.

00:14:52.260 Not one job.

00:14:53.560 Not construction.

00:14:54.260 Like, you don't understand how hard it is to go ten hours in a row of being an entertainer.

00:15:02.620 Okay?

00:15:04.080 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:15:07.260 I'm not even trying.

00:15:08.520 I have to be locked in producing entertaining content for ten hours?

00:15:13.480 You're telling me a fucking construction job?

00:15:16.920 You get a lunch break, motherfucker.

00:15:19.320 I can't even go to the bathroom without losing hundreds of viewers.

00:15:22.700 Like, people who do construction literally get lunch breaks every, like, two hours.

00:15:27.500 They get government-mandated cigarettes.

00:15:29.600 They're smoking cigarettes half the time.

00:15:31.220 They're not even working.

00:15:31.940 You're telling me that a streamer who's literally sitting there grinding is, like, is not harder than, like, are you serious?

00:15:45.560 Cheezer does more streams than you?

00:15:46.860 What is this rage bait?

00:15:48.840 That's not a clip farm.

00:15:51.180 You record your, dude.

00:15:52.540 Dude, like, you get a lunch break.

00:15:54.640 You literally get a fucking lunch break.

00:15:56.940 You get cigarette breaks every 15 minutes.

00:15:59.580 It's such a joke.

00:16:00.640 Such a fucking joke.

00:16:01.660 I can't even believe that the fucking chat is this retarded.

00:16:08.340 I genuinely can't believe that.

00:16:10.540 What is this?

00:16:11.360 Baby Rex.

00:16:13.640 Huh?

00:16:15.520 Alright, what is this thing?

00:16:16.860 They're spamming.

00:16:18.780 Well, I'm from John.

00:16:21.380 What is this?

00:16:22.440 He never sent 100k?

00:16:36.520 Yeah, I never got any money.

00:16:38.140 Like, I never got money from anyone.

00:16:41.860 The fuck?

00:16:43.420 Like, yeah, of course.

00:16:46.760 I didn't get 100k.

00:16:48.140 Dude, if I got 100k, I wouldn't be streaming right now.

00:16:50.340 You think I would be streaming right now if I had 100k in crypto that I made for no reason

00:16:56.120 that someone just sent me?

00:16:57.700 I would at least take the day off.

00:16:59.600 Maybe two days off.

00:17:00.940 Fuck that.

00:17:01.560 That's so stupid.

00:17:05.200 I would not be streaming.

00:17:07.500 On my life, I would not.

00:17:11.400 Like, so retarded.

00:17:13.560 Clave, where's Vitaly?

00:17:15.020 I'm going to call him when I have to start gambling because we have to chase those Kino numbers.

00:17:20.340 So, we'll ask him.

00:17:23.640 Let's see.

00:17:25.040 Let's see.

00:17:25.780 Let's see.

00:17:26.580 Get more security.

00:17:28.300 Imagine complaining about being a streamer.

00:17:29.940 You get paid to film yourself, pussy.

00:17:32.120 Dude, that's...

00:17:33.240 This is what I mean, guys.

00:17:35.500 You guys have genuinely no idea how retarded you sound.

00:17:39.940 You have no idea how stupid you are.

00:17:42.280 Like, streaming is genuinely one of the most difficult things that you could ever do.

00:17:49.700 I can't even fathom.

00:17:51.300 I can't even fathom how easy it would be to work a regular restaurant normie job after streaming.

00:17:57.380 Or working in construction.

00:17:59.140 That shit is just brainless.

00:18:01.280 It's easy.

00:18:02.820 That's why any retard could do it.

00:18:04.500 But if construction was so hard, then they would pay you more money for it.

00:18:08.360 There's a reason it's a minimum wage job.

00:18:10.400 It's because it's fucking easy.

00:18:12.380 You think if they...

00:18:13.380 If the pay was...

00:18:14.500 Was that bad...

00:18:16.500 Like, the job is obviously easy as fuck.

00:18:19.680 Alright?

00:18:20.200 Stop being retarded, man.

00:18:22.000 I'm tired of chat kind of...

00:18:24.320 Like, the rage bait is just stupid.

00:18:27.480 So dumb.

00:18:29.120 So dumb.

00:18:30.060 I'm telling you.

00:18:30.920 Streaming is very difficult.

00:18:35.920 Yeah, me and Tate are based.

00:18:37.520 We said, you know what?

00:18:39.640 We said, you know what?

00:18:40.780 Fuck this politic shit.

00:18:43.060 You know?

00:18:43.420 We're not doing that.

00:18:45.480 Washed.

00:18:46.920 So, fair enough.

00:18:47.820 Put headphones on?

00:18:49.360 Alright, let me get my headphones.

00:18:50.960 I'll get them right now.

00:18:54.820 I'll get my headphones for the audio.

00:18:56.240 Yo, bye-bye.

00:18:58.920 I told you, man.

00:19:19.420 Fuck.

00:19:21.200 Goddamn, boys.

00:19:22.160 My bad.

00:19:22.600 Are the mods seeing this shit?

00:19:25.600 Half the posts got deleted?

00:19:27.020 I don't know.

00:19:29.120 I don't know exactly what you guys are on about.

00:19:33.340 Weird ass comm day today.

00:19:35.980 I never seen my comm this fucking amped up.

00:19:39.440 About some shit I don't even know.

00:19:41.980 I don't even know what's going on.

00:19:44.220 Let's see if this fixed it.

00:19:45.940 Oh, Clav.

00:19:50.480 Hmm.

00:19:50.940 Your chat is crazy today.

00:19:52.820 Why are there no more girls on stream?

00:19:54.740 It's been one day.

00:19:55.880 Come on.

00:19:57.500 Like, let's see.

00:19:58.600 Go RRL.

00:19:59.740 We don't want to watch you on desktop.

00:20:02.140 Yeah, no thank you.

00:20:03.260 I hope you die from an OD.

00:20:05.240 OD on what?

00:20:06.760 Huh.

00:20:07.060 Let's keep reading.

00:20:08.380 Get Connor in here.

00:20:09.380 I'm not doing a girl stream every single time.

00:20:12.760 It's just insufferable.

00:20:13.940 I hate doing streams of girls.

00:20:16.840 Genuinely.

00:20:17.460 It's so bad.

00:20:19.400 Grutman is your daddy.

00:20:22.260 Dude, shut the fuck up, man.

00:20:24.800 Genuinely.

00:20:26.280 Clav complains about stake only giving him 7.5k.

00:20:29.880 Yeah.

00:20:30.400 Why wouldn't you complain when you're the biggest up and coming streamer and you're getting fucked?

00:20:35.820 All right.

00:20:36.180 You'd be complaining too.

00:20:40.780 This account is so retarded.

00:20:43.760 Okay?

00:20:45.060 This account is actually so retarded.

00:20:48.260 They're saying the fucking, like, that I'm donating 50k to ice?

00:20:52.480 Dude.

00:20:53.420 I'm a selfish bastard.

00:20:54.720 I wouldn't donate 50k to anyone.

00:20:57.080 The fish is right.

00:20:57.780 Wait, where's my fish?

00:20:58.200 I, I.

00:20:59.660 You get us out.

00:21:00.980 I need water.

00:21:01.720 I need water for the fish.

00:21:02.740 I'm sometimes good, my nigga.

00:21:03.640 That's fucked up.

00:21:07.640 If it's clean water, put your hand in and drink it.

00:21:09.960 Huh?

00:21:10.240 Drink it.

00:21:11.540 If it's clean water.

00:21:12.840 Gotta love Rekai.

00:21:13.740 Don't do that.

00:21:14.060 Don't do that.

00:21:14.860 Okay, I've been gone.

00:21:15.920 I said, Ray, can you take care of my fish?

00:21:17.020 He said, I got you, bro.

00:21:18.180 I'm not even kidding.

00:21:18.960 A better life for this would be down the toilet.

00:21:20.400 I swear to God.

00:21:21.280 In the sewers trying to make it.

00:21:22.740 I swear to God.

00:21:23.780 Brother, this shit looks like piss water.

00:21:26.040 This looks like shit.

00:21:27.060 Like actual dog.

00:21:28.420 Fuck shit.

00:21:28.820 When you put a flash on it.

00:21:30.400 He's probably trying to drink the only-

00:21:31.720 I actually feel bad for the fish.

00:21:33.280 Not even gonna lie.

00:21:34.760 Can you do uppers again?

00:21:36.140 I don't do downers.

00:21:37.220 I don't do any drugs.

00:21:38.100 I'm kind of just dead sober maxed.

00:21:40.380 I don't really sober max for shit.

00:21:42.340 Induce micro fractures.

00:21:44.320 Clav is doing more for this country than the Trump administration.

00:21:47.160 God damn you're retarded.

00:21:48.080 And this principle follows Wolf's law that a bone is gonna grow back stronger.

00:21:51.920 I almost don't want to-

00:21:52.860 Clav list favorite drugs.

00:21:54.120 Drugs are meth, ketamine, Adderall, steroids, peptides.

00:22:00.180 I do it all.

00:22:00.860 I do it all.

00:22:02.160 Okay.

00:22:02.860 Old clip.

00:22:03.660 I'm sober now.

00:22:04.980 This was probably when the drugs were at the worst was when I was living in this house

00:22:10.220 in like September.

00:22:12.500 I was doing so much meth and so many drugs.

00:22:16.040 Of her saying that I'm the-

00:22:17.440 I quit.

00:22:17.760 I quit.

00:22:19.100 I quit.

00:22:20.760 You know?

00:22:22.640 Okay.

00:22:23.080 Okay.

00:22:24.120 Let's see.

00:22:25.700 What else is here?

00:22:32.780 Bro made his first 100k and thinks he's rich.

00:22:37.860 Dude, I don't understand what the fuck this guy is constantly doing this Twitter battle for.

00:22:44.880 Like, I don't even know who he is.

00:22:48.080 Stream idea.

00:22:48.600 Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, bro.

00:22:53.100 Bro, come on, man.

00:22:54.260 Bro, go ahead with that shit.

00:22:57.260 Go, pal.

00:22:59.260 Crazy clip.

00:23:00.180 So retarded.

00:23:00.900 Like, I'm done seeing this shit.

00:23:04.540 Giving me everything I need in a relationship.

00:23:06.560 So my-

00:23:07.160 For me-

00:23:07.740 This was my-

00:23:08.540 My peak appearance on Fresh.

00:23:10.520 One of them owned a law firm.

00:23:12.200 The other one did cybersecurity.

00:23:13.540 Both of them were always busy.

00:23:14.800 Had their shit going on.

00:23:16.000 And one had time for me when the other one didn't.

00:23:17.900 I just find that-

00:23:19.100 I want to go back on Fresh and Fit.

00:23:22.240 Do gameplay or monkey?

00:23:24.160 Playing them recreationally.

00:23:25.980 I'll do monkey a little bit.

00:23:27.080 You're the biggest fucking loser of all time.

00:23:28.800 So, like, after a long day of work, you just-

00:23:30.780 Gamers are gay.

00:23:31.660 I'm sorry, but let's just be so for real for one second.

00:23:35.600 Playing video games is so fucking gay.

00:23:37.760 It's so fucking retarded.

00:23:38.860 Uh, great streamer.

00:23:40.560 Really should slow down on the drugs, man.

00:23:42.880 Really should slow down on this-

00:23:44.240 Bro, what do you mean I should slow down on the drugs?

00:23:46.660 I wasn't even the one doing them here.

00:23:48.980 It's, uh, at the rate he's going, it's just-

00:23:51.280 That's-

00:23:52.280 Did you see this one from-

00:23:54.960 I saw this, bro.

00:23:56.500 This went viral, so it was like 7 million views.

00:23:59.840 My dad said full-

00:24:01.220 Full-blown drug addict.

00:24:03.740 Sad.

00:24:04.980 My dad said that.

00:24:07.660 Oh, dad.

00:24:08.860 Dad, I'm making money.

00:24:11.260 I'm making money.

00:24:11.800 What the fuck do you want me to do?

00:24:15.600 Next stream will give a shit to the homeless or something.

00:24:20.460 And they said if I gifted, Miki, I appreciate it.

00:24:22.940 I haven't even been doing too many drugs.

00:24:25.260 Genuinely.

00:24:25.640 We have to do something nice.

00:24:26.840 I haven't been doing shit.

00:24:27.960 L-dad.

00:24:28.080 W-cloth.

00:24:28.940 L-dad.

00:24:30.060 L-dad.

00:24:30.680 W-cloth.

00:24:31.920 Really, bro?

00:24:32.760 L-dad.

00:24:34.440 Next stream, alright.

00:24:35.740 Oh, my God.

00:24:36.920 Oh, my God.

00:24:39.640 I hope he, you know, he has so much potential.

00:24:42.260 It's just gonna- it's gonna slow him down.

00:24:43.720 No, Sneakos right now.

00:24:44.580 I think right now he's thinking that getting high is content because Kick Chat does laugh

00:24:49.100 at that.

00:24:49.520 You know, it is- it is funny to watch, but-

00:24:51.920 Bro.

00:24:52.660 Yeah, it's a little retarded, but that was not me.

00:24:56.540 That was not me.

00:24:57.200 By the way, guys, I literally got- I had to go to the fucking principal's office with the

00:25:02.260 Kick mods for this one, just for this stream.

00:25:04.980 I had to jump on a video call, um, and there's a bunch of people in a conference room from Kick,

00:25:10.400 and they were like, listen, motherfucker, you can't be doing this shit anymore, um, so

00:25:15.540 I- I guess I can't even do that content anyway, so it's not a big deal.

00:25:19.400 I'm not gonna be- I- I can't- I gotta stop doing it.

00:25:23.880 I- I literally told you.

00:25:25.280 Have you taught your disciple Clavicular not to go up to dangerous black people and calling

00:25:28.260 them the N-word all the time?

00:25:29.420 Also, I'm going to podcast to me again.

00:25:30.800 Much of his streams will just be him milking your stuff and agreeing with what you're saying.

00:25:33.500 He gained knowledge.

00:25:34.260 Maybe give him another chance.

00:25:35.180 No harm in that, right?

00:25:37.280 Crazy.

00:25:37.760 Okay, very funny.

00:25:40.040 Um, no, I don't want to concern troll, Clav.

00:25:43.440 I don't- you know.

00:25:44.800 Concern troll's a good term.

00:25:45.880 He is a- um, what do you want to say?

00:25:52.480 He's a real risk taker.

00:25:53.820 He's a real-

00:25:54.400 I'll say that much.

00:25:54.980 I mean, he's committed.

00:25:56.920 He's willing to do whatever it takes.

00:25:59.420 He's shocking.

00:26:00.400 He's edgy.

00:26:01.660 Based.

00:26:02.240 He's reckless.

00:26:03.700 I'm not reckless.

00:26:04.660 I'm calculated.

00:26:05.700 No.

00:26:06.020 I do think he should be more careful.

00:26:06.860 I'm fucking calculated, dude.

00:26:08.500 He should be more careful because he's got a lot-

00:26:10.720 No drugs, no clubs.

00:26:12.160 Your career's over?

00:26:13.380 A lot of people-

00:26:14.080 Shut up.

00:26:14.340 Shut up.

00:26:14.560 Lock him down a peg.

00:26:15.840 True.

00:26:16.160 And when you get-

00:26:16.880 So true.

00:26:18.240 Really successful really quickly, it's easy to have a lot of pride.

00:26:24.040 Kick, hell kick, double down.

00:26:26.240 Are you retarded?

00:26:27.260 Okay.

00:26:28.040 Oh my God.

00:26:28.900 This is just my community.

00:26:31.760 Double down.

00:26:32.720 Motherfucker.

00:26:33.340 They're the moderation of the platform.

00:26:35.800 They could ban me, you dumb fuck.

00:26:38.480 What do you want me to double down and get banned?

00:26:40.080 And I don't say that.

00:26:41.500 Listen, I really wish him the best.

00:26:43.260 I love his success.

00:26:45.440 I think he's a phenomenal e-celebrity.

00:26:47.940 And people that don't know his story-

00:26:49.060 Like you're such an idiot.

00:26:50.360 Like this is this guy's life.

00:26:52.380 Like he is committed.

00:26:53.600 He is-

00:26:54.060 You guys suck.

00:26:54.620 He is about it.

00:26:55.620 I hate the chat.

00:26:56.420 So I'm happy for him.

00:26:57.700 I want him to continue to succeed.

00:26:59.440 I hate the chat.

00:27:00.280 When I saw him point a gun at that guy, ran over the guy, I said-

00:27:04.560 I said he was based.

00:27:06.820 These are mistakes that could-

00:27:10.280 I thought it was based.

00:27:11.640 I thought it was cool, Nick.

00:27:12.820 What happened?

00:27:13.680 It would be very costly.

00:27:14.780 And I do worry that that will happen.

00:27:16.220 I'm just kidding.

00:27:16.720 So he's a young guy.

00:27:18.180 I mean, he's 20.

00:27:19.500 And he's relatively new to all this.

00:27:22.060 And look, I'd be remiss if I didn't express-

00:27:25.280 Andy.

00:27:26.360 Some reservations about it.

00:27:27.860 I'm not his keeper.

00:27:28.740 I'm not his dad.

00:27:29.940 You know.

00:27:30.340 Fuck no, boys.

00:27:31.240 I'm not his handler or anything.

00:27:36.380 Yes, he is.

00:27:37.400 The only reason I try to be careful is because it's hard not to come across-

00:27:40.860 Reality-ful setting in.

00:27:41.860 When you're older as like an asshole.

00:27:44.340 Because I've dealt with this my whole career.

00:27:47.280 Where the older guys are always trying to sun you.

00:27:50.240 Downfall of five.

00:27:51.220 All right.

00:27:52.440 Okay.

00:27:52.860 I'm giving you a timeout.

00:27:53.960 Because you've spammed that message over a hundred times.

00:27:58.160 I'm going to time you out for an hour, buddy.

00:27:59.880 Come the fuck back later.

00:28:01.960 They're always trying to big bro you.

00:28:04.080 And say, hey, listen up, sonny.

00:28:05.960 Here's what you don't understand.

00:28:06.940 Come back later.

00:28:07.580 Hey, listen up.

00:28:08.720 And I always hated that.

00:28:10.260 I always hated when the older guys.

00:28:12.760 They're clearly jealous.

00:28:13.960 They're clearly seething.

00:28:15.680 They want to satisfy their ego.

00:28:18.140 They got to put you down or something.

00:28:20.160 I always hated that.

00:28:21.500 True.

00:28:21.840 Do I strenuously try to avoid coming across that way?

00:28:25.000 He doesn't come across that way.

00:28:26.420 No.

00:28:26.720 W-neck.

00:28:27.460 He is right.

00:28:28.420 He's absolutely right.

00:28:29.200 I don't make your practice obligations.

00:28:30.960 Okay.

00:28:31.440 I wish someone warned me that Trump would want to go to war with Iran.

00:28:35.860 Uh.

00:28:37.020 Nothing is fun without your boys.

00:28:38.580 I don't like influencers or YouTube.

00:28:41.440 They're not real people.

00:28:42.420 Besides David Dobrik.

00:28:44.580 Besides David Dobrik.

00:28:45.960 Interesting.

00:28:47.240 Where's my money?

00:28:51.160 What is this shit?

00:28:53.160 Pete Davidson is a disgusting human being.

00:28:57.120 Yo, Skeet.

00:28:57.960 Can you take a second to calm down?

00:28:59.700 It's 8 a.m.

00:29:00.800 It don't got to be like this.

00:29:02.000 Kim is literally the best mother I've ever met.

00:29:03.760 What she does for those kids is amazing.

00:29:07.060 And she's so.

00:29:08.440 Uh.

00:29:08.840 I've decided I'm not going to let us treat you the.

00:29:12.040 Hmm.

00:29:16.280 What the fuck?

00:29:19.720 Huh?

00:29:20.160 That's so weird.

00:29:25.200 Huh.

00:29:25.880 So weird.

00:29:29.820 I don't know why he's like posting this as some sort of flex.

00:29:33.360 Bro, bro, bro.

00:29:34.120 I'm brother.

00:29:35.020 Come on.

00:29:35.540 Bro, we're just going to go.

00:29:36.300 Skeet.

00:29:36.760 Skeet Davidson.

00:29:38.020 Fuck Skeet Davidson.

00:29:39.940 Clav.

00:29:40.900 Dude.

00:29:41.460 You can't do anything.

00:29:42.440 No club.

00:29:43.400 Dude.

00:29:43.700 That's not even what made me famous.

00:29:46.060 Clav Prime hasn't even started yet.

00:29:47.700 Yeah.

00:29:47.940 Exactly.

00:29:48.300 I haven't even started the Prime.

00:29:51.880 I didn't even get famous for doing drugs.

00:29:53.900 I got famous for looks maxing.

00:29:57.080 You know?

00:29:59.140 What's your body count?

00:30:01.200 I don't know why she wouldn't answer that.

00:30:02.640 That was cooked.

00:30:03.800 Oh.

00:30:05.080 So it's like something you're not proud of?

00:30:07.240 Yeah.

00:30:07.520 It's cooked.

00:30:08.100 It's cooked.

00:30:09.460 We might go see her maybe.

00:30:11.240 Did you guys.

00:30:12.220 She invited us to chill out.

00:30:14.500 Cheezer stream.

00:30:15.940 Oh, I should hit up Cheezer.

00:30:17.160 Cheezer to see about this weekend.

00:30:22.560 We might be able to do a collab.

00:30:27.380 Hey.

00:30:28.440 Gonna be.

00:30:31.000 For the parade.

00:30:33.360 This weekend.

00:30:35.440 For the festival.

00:30:39.020 What you up.

00:30:47.360 I texted Cheezer.

00:30:50.820 We'll see.

00:30:51.460 Maybe we could do something with him.

00:30:53.400 What's your body count?

00:30:54.900 I believe such an indiscriminate approach would be both unwise and.

00:30:58.480 Okay.

00:30:58.760 I don't even give a fuck if people hate me for this.

00:31:01.720 Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.

00:31:03.580 A lot of people are like, Ron, don't give your take on this.

00:31:05.440 Bro, it's not even a take on it.

00:31:06.480 It's not even a political debate.

00:31:07.820 Brother, that guy lost his life over some bullshit.

00:31:10.260 That's fucked up.

00:31:11.440 Right?

00:31:11.760 That should have never fucking happened.

00:31:13.640 That should have.

00:31:13.980 That's not GG.

00:31:14.940 That's just being a good.

00:31:16.100 That's called being a normal fucking human.

00:31:18.320 Like, what are you talking about?

00:31:18.900 This guy lost his life.

00:31:20.780 Like, I don't even know that much on it.

00:31:22.680 But it's like, this isn't even.

00:31:24.080 That's not even political.

00:31:24.860 Almost lost his life over chips and guac.

00:31:27.200 TTS.

00:31:27.980 I'm down.

00:31:28.580 We could do TTS.

00:31:29.440 That's just the.

00:31:29.900 That's literally the truth.

00:31:31.860 That's literally just the truth.

00:31:33.340 I'm down.

00:31:33.860 TTS.

00:31:34.340 Fuck it.

00:31:34.440 Like, for one second.

00:31:35.740 Stop thinking about politics.

00:31:37.140 Stop thinking about.

00:31:38.960 Like, government stuff.

00:31:40.420 Oh, my God.

00:31:41.500 Scared to IRL.

00:31:43.000 Dude, I don't feel like fucking going out and doing nothing.

00:31:46.100 Watch me.

00:31:46.480 That is Muslim.

00:31:47.860 I really do think I have a really, really big audience of that.

00:31:51.300 And I've always had a lot of friends growing up.

00:31:52.880 But y'all know.

00:31:53.320 I'm sorry.

00:31:53.920 This is 100 times.

00:31:55.240 I want to.

00:31:56.060 I want to fast.

00:31:57.660 I want to fast.

00:31:58.400 And I want to.

00:31:58.700 I want to see.

00:32:01.140 Yeah.

00:32:01.560 That's kind of brutal.

00:32:02.620 The Ramadan fasting.

00:32:04.960 So difficult to do.

00:32:06.560 I could never do that shit.

00:32:08.620 Even on Retta.

00:32:09.760 I'm too hungry.

00:32:14.940 What is this?

00:32:15.660 I'm falling for the Kabbalah, Nick.

00:32:17.240 She wants.

00:32:18.040 Fresh and fit.

00:32:19.100 Bam.

00:32:19.500 I do?

00:32:21.040 Good call, bro.

00:32:22.220 All right.

00:32:23.320 Actually, no, I don't.

00:32:24.820 Let's see.

00:32:26.140 I hate.

00:32:26.920 Twitter is so boring, man.

00:32:28.060 Sexual people.

00:32:28.580 I hate Twitter.

00:32:30.120 And I'm tired.

00:32:31.340 I just hate it.

00:32:31.960 I think the recent incident went viral, truthfully, Jack.

00:32:34.560 With all due respect, because I was there.

00:32:35.920 If Myron, Clav, Sneak, and Nick went to the club and played that song, no one would have

00:32:38.960 gave a fuck.

00:32:39.520 And if Clav and Sneako play that song right now on stream, which they've done a thousand

00:32:42.480 times, guess what's going to happen?

00:32:43.640 Nothing.

00:32:43.980 They're nobodies.

00:32:44.540 But Andrew Tate was there.

00:32:45.460 If someone got shot in that nightclub, the news article would have been Andrew-

00:32:48.840 Okay, that's not cool.

00:32:51.580 I'm not a nobody.

00:32:52.960 I'm at least somebody.

00:32:54.160 Come on.

00:32:54.640 Go back to Twitter.

00:33:08.380 No, fuck no.

00:33:10.460 When your age charging.

00:33:17.660 This girl's hot.

00:33:20.880 I like this one.

00:33:22.820 God, my hair was so cool.

00:33:23.980 When it was like this.

00:33:24.960 You know what I think we should do?

00:33:25.800 I think we should have your father pay for it.

00:33:27.300 I was so much more mog in these clips.

00:33:30.880 Okay.

00:33:31.400 How about that?

00:33:32.260 God, I fucking descended so hard.

00:33:34.180 I'm such a fucking...

00:33:35.920 Oh my God.

00:33:36.320 Is that a bad idea?

00:33:37.160 Are we splitting it?

00:33:38.320 Well, where is this going to be?

00:33:39.700 Actually, I said that's so hard.

00:33:40.700 You said it was going to be in Delray.

00:33:42.220 Yeah, we should do that.

00:33:43.540 I thought you had help.

00:33:44.080 God, why did I stop Lux Max?

00:33:46.060 A lot of money.

00:33:46.620 I'm confused why you have to pay for it.

00:33:48.080 No, you mean 75k a stream.

00:33:49.660 Okay, listen.

00:33:50.620 So, 75k a stream.

00:33:52.720 Motherfucker, what?

00:33:53.440 It's not even your birthday.

00:33:55.340 I thought you had a lot of money.

00:33:56.220 Who even are?

00:33:56.780 It's not even your birthday.

00:33:59.000 I'm looking at this like it's like three years ago, bro.

00:34:01.480 This is like two months ago.

00:34:03.680 You know?

00:34:04.620 Crazy.

00:34:05.200 Way better than a wage job.

00:34:07.100 If I had to drag myself out of bed every day in the morning,

00:34:10.400 I think I would commit suicide.

00:34:12.340 So true.

00:34:12.980 So true, bro.

00:34:14.100 I can't even...

00:34:14.660 Oh my God.

00:34:15.460 What is this?

00:34:16.640 Why is this even on my fucking timeline?

00:34:19.260 All right.

00:34:19.580 Don't show me posts like this.

00:34:22.120 All right.

00:34:24.040 Don't show me this.

00:34:26.100 Don't show me this shit.

00:34:29.100 All right.

00:34:30.000 Fuck.

00:34:33.200 Like for fuck's sake.

00:34:34.540 Come on.

00:34:35.920 Come on.

00:34:36.580 Come on.

00:34:36.960 Come on.

00:34:38.280 Bro's scared of Sneeko.

00:34:41.220 Bisexual people.

00:34:42.140 Yeah.

00:34:42.380 Oh, no, I know.

00:34:43.460 Yeah.

00:34:43.800 I know.

00:34:44.420 You know.

00:34:45.380 Yeah, I know.

00:34:45.700 It's your feed.

00:34:47.240 Dude, it's because Gooner exposed.

00:34:49.500 Oh my God, dude.

00:34:51.300 It's because she's literally collabing.

00:34:53.660 It's because of you guys spamming in the Twitter call.

00:34:56.520 Alice, Alice, Alice.

00:34:57.820 That it comes up on my feed.

00:35:00.020 I don't even follow her.

00:35:01.140 Fuck.

00:35:02.160 My God.

00:35:04.180 I'm just kidding.

00:35:04.460 I'm just kidding.

00:35:04.740 I don't know how speed does these tours.

00:35:34.740 and puts together these crazy, crazy events.

00:35:40.240 Like it's so, so long.

00:35:43.400 No, I don't feel like doing this.

00:35:46.760 Not going to lie, mate.

00:35:50.100 Yeah, he's fucking athletic.

00:35:53.720 He doesn't do drugs, too?

00:35:55.140 Wow.

00:35:56.320 He's sober?

00:35:57.440 Yeah, good stuff.

00:35:58.960 Wow.

00:35:59.660 Impressive.

00:36:00.600 Gavin Newsom-Mogg's.

00:36:02.000 Yep, he does.

00:36:03.340 Or face impeachment.

00:36:06.040 Definitely does.

00:36:08.520 You ever stream without Adderall?

00:36:09.820 Right now, I'm dead sober.

00:36:11.820 Knock it off.

00:36:12.520 I didn't sleep last night.

00:36:13.620 Fucking faggot.

00:36:14.480 Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.

00:36:19.980 Nigger.

00:36:20.820 Oh, I thought this was my stream for a second.

00:36:23.540 Fuck.

00:36:27.940 Wait, hold on.

00:36:28.840 Like, is that just a-

00:36:29.940 Is that-

00:36:30.280 Is that-

00:36:30.580 Okay.

00:36:31.660 In every anime, like, the jish-

00:36:33.340 They just be doing their own thing.

00:36:34.860 Is that like a ching-chong thing?

00:36:36.200 Because that don't happen in, like,

00:36:38.040 Do that happen in cartoon shows?

00:36:40.060 I don't know.

00:36:40.420 Is that like a ching-chong thing?

00:36:41.700 Or is that like just an anime thing?

00:36:42.900 Alright, I don't even know who this retard is.

00:36:44.720 I'm not going to lie.

00:36:46.200 I actually want to stop-

00:36:49.900 I'm a Rakai fan.

00:36:52.340 I just want to let you guys know I am a Rakai fan.

00:36:56.140 I fucking love Rakai.

00:36:57.280 I need it, I need it, I want it, I need it, I need it, I need it, I need it.

00:37:03.880 I'm a fan.

00:37:04.920 She's a mad god.

00:37:06.220 She's a mad god.

00:37:07.700 Like, just fucking perfect.

00:37:10.340 When everyone always asks me,

00:37:11.340 Who's your dream collab to do?

00:37:13.440 And I'm always sitting there thinking, like,

00:37:14.800 All these fucking people.

00:37:16.420 How Aiden would collab with rappers, celebrities, Drake.

00:37:21.160 I want to collab with Rakai.

00:37:22.940 Alright?

00:37:23.240 Just to be honest.

00:37:27.280 How am I doing?

00:37:28.100 I'm doing good, right?

00:37:29.020 I'm doing good, right?

00:37:31.320 Good, right?

00:37:33.060 Good, bad.

00:37:34.020 I'm doing good, I'm doing good, bad.

00:37:35.640 Crazy.

00:37:37.400 Actually insane.

00:37:39.000 Uh, Los Foyos crashed out on Ludwig.

00:37:41.600 I don't even know any of these fucking people, man.

00:37:48.140 They're primarily banned from attending schools.

00:37:51.240 Hell yeah.

00:37:52.720 That's awesome.

00:37:54.900 It took them that long?

00:37:55.820 That's the fucking Taliban we're talking about.

00:37:58.280 Why did it take that long?

00:37:59.920 Huh?

00:38:00.180 You guys are slacking over there, man.

00:38:01.940 What are you guys, a bunch of feminists?

00:38:03.900 This is the last video I'm making about this.

00:38:06.600 I'm not lying about my income.

00:38:08.100 And I'm going to show you guys right here, right now.

00:38:10.280 As you can see, I'm on Safari.

00:38:12.000 I had my little shopping up.

00:38:13.420 But I'm on the OnlyFans site.

00:38:15.520 And I'm going to hit like that.

00:38:16.680 So you can see that I'm on the statistics page.

00:38:20.680 Right here.

00:38:21.260 Okay.

00:38:22.380 Now this is the last 30 days.

00:38:24.500 And I'm going to refresh it.

00:38:26.180 So you guys can see.

00:38:29.080 You know?

00:38:29.880 It's really not that difficult to pull off a stunt like this.

00:38:32.860 If you really wanted to.

00:38:34.960 I'm on a private jet.

00:38:35.840 So my Wi-Fi's a little...

00:38:37.000 Shut up, you fucking ugly bitch.

00:38:41.780 You ugly whore bitch.

00:38:44.540 All right.

00:38:44.960 I'm on a private jet.

00:38:47.560 You look like a fucking bird from the side.

00:38:50.500 You malformed bitch.

00:38:52.500 Fuck you.

00:38:55.320 Anyways, I'm going to click here.

00:38:56.740 Nobody cares about your money.

00:38:58.020 You're still a chopped ass hoe.

00:38:59.680 And I'm going to go all time.

00:39:01.420 How about you spend that money on surgery to stop being a chopped hoe?

00:39:05.760 While you're on safari, look up.

00:39:08.020 How do I stop being a chopped hoe?

00:39:09.580 And the reason I was blue before is because I had the website added to my phone screen.

00:39:12.680 Okay.

00:39:13.260 Take that money and buy my course.

00:39:14.660 Yeah.

00:39:15.320 I'm not lying about my income.

00:39:16.420 And I would never...

00:39:17.060 I have no reason to lie about my income.

00:39:18.560 Yeah, you do.

00:39:19.220 So here it is.

00:39:19.980 Because you're a fucking attention-seeking thought.

00:39:22.700 Buy the course, whore.

00:39:24.500 Buy it.

00:39:25.820 This is the last video I'm making for this.

00:39:27.580 Bang!

00:39:28.040 I'm not lying about my income.

00:39:29.760 And I'm going to show you guys right here, right now.

00:39:31.900 I fucking hate that bitch.

00:39:33.300 Bitch, actually, it makes me lose my mind, all right?

00:39:37.300 Clive, chill?

00:39:38.740 Nah, dude.

00:39:39.300 She's a fucking bitch, all right?

00:39:42.000 She's a cunt.

00:39:43.020 She's disgusting.

00:39:45.300 All right?

00:39:46.200 I'm done.

00:39:46.480 For a month or two, just send me to Minneapolis, dude.

00:39:49.780 Send me to Minneapolis.

00:39:51.020 All right, I'll stand on that.

00:39:52.080 I'll stand on that business that I don't like fucking whores, all right?

00:39:56.160 Politics, you know, I could give a fuck.

00:39:59.140 But whores, oh my God.

00:40:01.080 All right, don't even...

00:40:02.260 Thank God that women are too retarded to run shit in this world because I'd be fucked, all right?

00:40:10.400 You know, you don't see me getting banned from anywhere for talking shit about whores who are disgusting, vile degenerates.

00:40:19.140 But fuck.

00:40:20.020 You know, you do one joke about...

00:40:22.880 I will eliminate all tolls for Florida residents.

00:40:29.040 I'm done.

00:40:30.640 Mail, quick react.

00:40:31.840 What is this YouTube video?

00:40:33.160 Who's the first one?

00:40:34.660 And he...

00:40:35.540 Vin Diesel creeps towards reporter.

00:40:39.140 God, you're so beautiful.

00:40:41.420 My God, she's so beautiful, man.

00:40:43.720 Am I right or wrong?

00:40:44.600 Look at her.

00:40:45.200 How am I supposed to do this interview?

00:40:47.520 Look at this woman.

00:40:49.000 Tell me your story.

00:40:50.000 She's...

00:40:50.340 The bitch looks like fucking utter dog shit.

00:40:52.920 So beautiful.

00:40:54.120 Cono, man.

00:40:55.100 Talk to me, baby.

00:40:56.740 Tell me your story.

00:40:58.120 Is he drunk or what?

00:40:59.420 Is he drunk or a retard?

00:41:01.180 Tell me your...

00:41:01.960 Let's get out of here.

00:41:02.820 Let's go.

00:41:03.340 Let's go have lunch.

00:41:05.200 My God, I love her.

00:41:06.400 Look how beautiful she is.

00:41:07.040 What an utter embarrassment.

00:41:08.920 God.

00:41:09.620 Wow.

00:41:10.560 Man.

00:41:10.660 So, tell me...

00:41:11.340 Dude, what the fuck?

00:41:13.380 What the fuck?

00:41:14.140 This thing?

00:41:15.200 This thing.

00:41:17.600 Looks like some shit from Monsters, Inc.

00:41:19.840 Thanks.

00:41:20.460 Wow.

00:41:21.120 And making a fool of myself for that.

00:41:23.160 Oh, thanks.

00:41:24.160 Great guy.

00:41:24.820 Oh, my God.

00:41:25.600 Off the honey packet?

00:41:26.720 Yeah, he's off perks, dude, for sure.

00:41:28.880 And he...

00:41:29.900 He...

00:41:30.540 Definitely off perks.

00:41:31.720 Kind of told me what it was going to be like to be a movie.

00:41:33.920 And the last thing I wanted, I saw you speaking I am Groot in so many languages.

00:41:38.680 But I don't know if you ever said it in Portuguese.

00:41:41.660 Ken, K, whatever.

00:41:43.480 You're here, uh...

00:41:44.880 I said it when he walked in.

00:41:46.140 Top G.

00:41:46.960 Huh?

00:41:47.880 Freezy, Kanye!

00:41:49.420 I'm fired!

00:41:50.480 And my daughter!

00:41:53.700 Damn, homeboy's out of his mouth.

00:41:54.800 I almost killed my daughter!

00:41:57.440 Just be like Raka.

00:41:58.320 She the fuck up, bitch!

00:41:59.280 She the fuck up, nigga!

00:42:01.560 I'm telling her like shit, bitch!

00:42:03.520 Oh, yeah, we're cucked.

00:42:04.360 We're cucked.

00:42:04.880 Holy fuck.

00:42:07.720 We're actually cucked.

00:42:08.500 And this is exactly why Raka needs to be permanently banned off all platforms, my nigga.

00:42:18.000 Look what this nigga influenced.

00:42:19.460 What the fuck is this?

00:42:21.320 What the fuck is this?

00:42:22.260 It's been like Raka!

00:42:22.920 It's been like Raka!

00:42:23.420 Shut the fuck up, bitch!

00:42:25.500 Shut the fuck up, bitch!

00:42:27.040 Shut the fuck up!

00:42:27.880 Shut the fuck up, bitch!

00:42:29.640 Same old me!

00:42:31.140 I'm gonna lie.

00:42:31.880 Thought daughter or a son like Raka.

00:42:33.740 I'm going with thought daughter, my nigga.

00:42:35.520 Fat!

00:42:35.800 Oh my god.

00:42:37.100 That's horrible.

00:42:38.720 There are two people you need to make sure your children are not influenced by.

00:42:43.400 They will cause irreparable damage to whoever consumes and is influenced by their content,

00:42:51.240 especially since most of their audience are young impressionable boys.

00:42:55.760 Really?

00:42:56.800 Really?

00:42:57.540 You're gonna loop me in with the goat?

00:42:59.880 Alright?

00:43:00.940 You're gonna put me next to the goat?

00:43:03.240 How retarded of a take?

00:43:06.960 I appreciate it, but I'm just gonna have to check you a little bit for that.

00:43:13.280 Don't ever put me next to the goat like this again, you fucking bastard.

00:43:18.620 Alright?

00:43:19.120 We're on different levels.

00:43:20.600 I hope I could get there one day, but...

00:43:22.960 Different world for men and women.

00:43:25.180 You know?

00:43:26.720 That's kind of the point of it.

00:43:28.660 And I just want to push the limits on looks-backs, you know?

00:43:32.200 Don't respond, don't respond.

00:43:33.260 Don't respond.

00:43:33.680 Leave me here, guys.

00:43:34.840 Don't respond.

00:43:35.500 It's my movement, chat.

00:43:36.500 Looks back.

00:43:36.940 I like that.

00:43:37.360 That's awesome.

00:43:38.240 Because, once again-

00:43:39.400 Dude, I was talking out of my ass.

00:43:41.120 I forgot about this.

00:43:42.280 But every old clip I see from this era, I'm like, holy shit.

00:43:46.220 I'm like, goddamn.

00:43:47.940 I was way better looking back then.

00:43:49.540 I was way better looking.

00:43:53.820 I had the hollow cheeks.

00:43:54.580 It's a different world.

00:43:55.460 I had the hair.

00:43:56.440 I was tan.

00:43:57.900 Now I'm just a faggot.

00:44:00.180 I'm just disgusting to look at.

00:44:03.560 You know?

00:44:05.380 I had an interview with David Grubb.

00:44:07.080 I'm just-

00:44:07.780 I'm just such a fucking loser.

00:44:10.020 Fuck up.

00:44:11.460 Can't even believe this.

00:44:12.000 I got him.

00:44:12.680 Yeah.

00:44:13.880 Yeah, Connor was well on.

00:44:15.520 I'm not sure what the hell he's doing.

00:44:17.320 We're so close.

00:44:18.100 I've been craving Chipotle for in jail for so long.

00:44:19.940 Such a coke, by the way.

00:44:21.140 The seed oil thing.

00:44:22.500 Grow your hair again.

00:44:23.660 Sober chud.

00:44:25.040 Sober collab.

00:44:25.760 Yeah, what's up?

00:44:26.780 I kind of want to play Minecraft.

00:44:27.580 Let's be honest with you.

00:44:30.060 But if I play Minecraft, I'm going to have to do a copious amount of drugs to make it enjoyable.

00:44:34.240 Because I'm so goddamn tired.

00:44:36.220 Oh my god.

00:44:38.360 I got the KCIP.

00:44:39.920 Let's see.

00:44:40.560 Let's see what we made off KPP.

00:44:41.640 All right.

00:44:42.900 Let's check it out.

00:44:43.560 Uh, revenue.

00:44:45.340 We made-

00:44:47.640 Wow.

00:44:49.020 That's pretty good.

00:44:51.120 That's pretty fucking good.

00:44:53.020 A to C.

00:44:55.700 Wait, what?

00:44:56.720 Uh, how do I-

00:44:58.640 They streamed how many days?

00:45:00.980 I got to do right here.

00:45:02.260 Uh, revenue?

00:45:03.180 I did it.

00:45:04.620 Oh.

00:45:05.400 KPP we made.

00:45:07.480 Oh my god.

00:45:09.080 Holy shit.

00:45:13.320 Fuck.

00:45:15.200 That's fucking crazy.

00:45:17.400 That's absurd, man.

00:45:18.700 That's really crazy.

00:45:19.720 Wow.

00:45:22.920 Uh, 61,000.

00:45:26.260 Amazing.

00:45:26.980 All right.

00:45:27.440 Thank you so much.

00:45:28.380 Stop the brain rot fights.

00:45:29.780 So-

00:45:30.280 Crazy.

00:45:30.720 I did.

00:45:31.180 I got the KCIP.

00:45:32.480 Holy fuck.

00:45:34.280 I wonder how much he makes on Twitch.

00:45:36.620 How much do you even make on Twitch?

00:45:38.060 Because I make fuck all.

00:45:39.080 Fuckin' 4 p.m.

00:45:41.660 So what do you-

00:45:42.480 So you think it's just all on me, right?

00:45:43.900 It's all on me, right?

00:45:44.820 Oh, I'm the fuckin' retard.

00:45:46.640 No.

00:45:47.140 Cheezer didn't fly out.

00:45:48.120 That bitch decides to not come.

00:45:49.800 He's a pussy.

00:45:50.740 Fuck Cheezer and he's a bigot.

00:45:52.160 And an anti-semi.

00:45:53.240 Fuck him.

00:45:54.040 Fuck Cheezer.

00:45:54.760 No.

00:45:55.160 I don't care.

00:45:55.760 He's an anti-semi and a bigot.

00:45:57.560 I don't care.

00:45:58.060 I don't like him.

00:45:58.920 Okay?

00:45:59.160 I don't like him.

00:45:59.860 No.

00:46:00.340 No means no.

00:46:01.480 All right?

00:46:02.040 Take your percentages from him.

00:46:03.080 I am.

00:46:03.840 I'm going to.

00:46:04.520 I'm suing him.

00:46:05.180 I don't care.

00:46:05.680 He deserves-

00:46:06.600 It's all about symmetry.

00:46:08.360 Mathematical beauty.

00:46:09.240 Looks maxing.

00:46:11.280 That's what this semester's going to be about.

00:46:13.120 I will become the perfect man.

00:46:14.580 What does this have to do with civil rights?

00:46:16.900 If I had been working on my body five years ago, I might still be married right now.

00:46:22.020 This is how I plan to look by the end of the semester.

00:46:24.720 Ow.

00:46:25.360 Leg extensions.

00:46:26.360 You measure his face, he's mathematically ugly.

00:46:29.120 We care about other things like personality.

00:46:31.960 Please, do not-

00:46:32.760 The fuck up.

00:46:33.520 Not speak without raising your hand first.

00:46:34.960 Hell yeah.

00:46:35.740 How do I sign up for this class?

00:46:38.340 Are we going to go over this a little bit?

00:46:40.540 My wife, God rest her soul, she's still alive, but not to me.

00:46:43.280 Left me.

00:46:44.220 Not to me.

00:46:47.780 Sydney Sweeney could face vandalism charges after climbing the Hollywood sign.

00:46:53.700 Sick.

00:46:57.180 She should face charges for being this fucking ugly.

00:47:00.460 To be honest with you.

00:47:03.840 That's what I'm most mad about.

00:47:09.460 I can't believe that.

00:47:11.340 Just seeing her on my Twitter timeline, that should be considered trespassing.

00:47:22.640 With her sunken in, disgusting, malformed, wretched orbital rim.

00:47:29.020 That should be trespassing.

00:47:31.640 Not this.

00:47:32.900 I could give a fuck if she wants to be a naked whore.

00:47:36.240 She's ugly.

00:47:37.180 Good job.

00:47:38.800 She's ugly.

00:47:39.540 Okay, I feel like for this, only 11 million is good.

00:47:43.980 I feel like that's insane.

00:47:45.700 She's ugly.

00:47:46.340 No, you're coping.

00:47:47.220 You guys are all coping.

00:47:49.160 Alright?

00:47:49.900 It's because you're gooners.

00:47:50.860 That's the problem.

00:47:52.080 That's genuinely an issue, is that you're all gooners.

00:47:55.520 And you actually don't have sex with real women.

00:47:57.860 So you think that a girl like Sydney Sweeney is hot.

00:48:00.680 You think a girl like this is hot.

00:48:02.540 On God, you're all retarded.

00:48:03.700 How the fuck is she able to afford this?

00:48:12.400 What am I doing wrong that I can't...

00:48:14.340 Why can I not...

00:48:15.440 Why am I not looking at houses right now?

00:48:17.700 Huh?

00:48:19.680 What the fuck?

00:48:21.380 Am I dumb?

00:48:22.740 Am I doing it wrong?

00:48:23.560 Is she on OF?

00:48:26.080 She said only...

00:48:29.820 Bitch, why are you looking at 100 million...

00:48:31.700 Nick, can you take the gambling deal?

00:48:36.100 What gambling deal is worth 100 million dollars?

00:48:40.800 Biggest problem in general is I want to be somewhere close to the beach, but I also want land.

00:48:45.560 Wait.

00:48:46.180 So she has a thousand viewers talking about...

00:48:50.340 Like what?

00:48:51.640 How the fuck does this math even add up?

00:48:56.200 Lacey's girlfriend?

00:48:57.460 I don't even know who that is.

00:48:59.620 I know Lacey.

00:49:00.720 Obviously, I don't even know who this is.

00:49:03.300 How is she talking about buying a house with a thousand viewers?

00:49:07.740 Is Twitch pay that good?

00:49:08.900 I don't want to be more than 20 minutes away from...

00:49:11.300 This doesn't make sense at all.

00:49:12.840 Okay.

00:49:13.380 I feel like for this, only 11 million is good.

00:49:16.120 Of course.

00:49:17.240 I feel like that's insane.

00:49:18.360 Bitch said only?

00:49:19.420 Seriously.

00:49:20.080 What the fuck?

00:49:21.380 What do you mean only?

00:49:23.260 Nigga, what money?

00:49:24.360 I wish they changed the interior, though.

00:49:29.580 I wish they changed the interior.

00:49:30.940 That's actually gorgeous.

00:49:32.960 And it's only 11...

00:49:36.360 Bro.

00:49:38.100 Like, I'm done.

00:49:38.800 I'm actually done.

00:49:41.320 Based.

00:49:42.680 Okay.

00:49:43.860 Nah, you were like talking all the...

00:49:45.360 Nick Fuentes posted on his telegram.

00:49:48.860 Most influencers promote gambling.

00:49:52.080 Okay, Santa Cruz.

00:49:53.540 Okay.

00:49:55.460 Me promotes getting outside.

00:49:58.400 Fuck.

00:49:59.520 God fucking forbid I had to go outside for one second.

00:50:03.340 All right.

00:50:05.500 Okay.

00:50:06.100 Okay.

00:50:06.620 Santa.

00:50:07.500 Is this about me, Santa?

00:50:10.120 Okay.

00:50:10.660 One.

00:50:11.980 Two.

00:50:13.080 Three.

00:50:14.200 Four.

00:50:15.500 Red did Ferrari.

00:50:16.380 I've never done that.

00:50:18.340 And I barely promote that.

00:50:19.780 So, okay.

00:50:20.700 This is definitely about me.

00:50:21.940 This is a red herring.

00:50:23.680 So that he has a little bit of plausible deniability.

00:50:26.940 Okay.

00:50:28.280 Why is Santa tweeting about me?

00:50:30.320 I thought we were friends, Brendan.

00:50:33.140 But look at how bad the stuff he promotes is.

00:50:36.900 Getting outside.

00:50:38.060 Cope.

00:50:38.580 Awful.

00:50:40.160 The chance of you dying is greatly higher than the chance of you dying while you're inside.

00:50:47.800 So how about that for a statistic, buddy?

00:50:50.700 Real health.

00:50:51.880 Real food.

00:50:53.720 Faith.

00:50:54.440 Friendship.

00:50:55.300 Family.

00:50:56.400 Sober life.

00:50:57.920 Smart investments.

00:50:59.200 Discipline.

00:50:59.840 And hard training.

00:51:00.580 Sounds like a pretty boring time.

00:51:03.260 Full notifications don't go out until the first 15 minutes sometimes.

00:51:09.020 Miscif.

00:51:11.000 I'm about to go on a 16-hour flight to watch my first anime.

00:51:16.020 Oh, my God.

00:51:17.300 Why would you watch anime?

00:51:18.560 What a waste of time.

00:51:19.520 Call Kaelin.

00:51:23.320 Call Kaelin.

00:51:24.080 You call Kaelin.

00:51:25.140 Bro, I can't call Kaelin.

00:51:26.560 Call her, dude.

00:51:28.340 No, you call Kaelin.

00:51:29.720 You call her.

00:51:30.360 You fucked her.

00:51:31.240 No.

00:51:31.400 Is that an AP?

00:51:34.800 We're out.

00:51:35.480 The Royal Oak.

00:51:36.660 Bro, no, I didn't.

00:51:37.460 We're out.

00:51:37.840 We're out.

00:51:38.100 We're out.

00:51:38.360 Swap over here.

00:51:40.020 Wait.

00:51:40.560 Where?

00:51:40.680 Swap over here.

00:51:41.160 Call Kaelin.

00:51:42.420 Crazy.

00:51:45.200 Yay is suing Andrew Tate.

00:51:50.000 Sneak Oakley.

00:51:50.640 Yeah.

00:51:51.540 Fake account.

00:51:52.320 Get out of here, pal.

00:51:56.800 Wrap it up, pal.

00:51:57.800 Please.

00:51:58.480 Yo.

00:51:59.440 You think you're in charge around here?

00:52:01.740 Come here.

00:52:02.620 Come here.

00:52:03.480 Wrap it up.

00:52:04.780 Come here, buddy.

00:52:05.700 What do you guys think about the pregab?

00:52:07.680 I'm like, no, these cameras are here.

00:52:08.920 So I'm bringing your blueprint.

00:52:09.680 Pregab is a drug.

00:52:10.760 Is that bad?

00:52:11.760 Is that actually bad?

00:52:14.560 Huh?

00:52:16.120 Be honest.

00:52:17.000 Is that bad?

00:52:17.540 I feel like on pregab, my content's pretty good.

00:52:21.380 Let me read.

00:52:22.880 Why are you reading this garbage?

00:52:24.240 What am I reading?

00:52:26.000 No?

00:52:26.880 Prime clav.

00:52:27.700 Depends.

00:52:28.720 I'd say I'm so-so.

00:52:30.920 Fake AP?

00:52:32.040 Buddy, are you retarded?

00:52:34.040 If you're not getting money for news, bro, just wrap it up.

00:52:36.900 Wrap it up.

00:52:37.440 Please.

00:52:38.320 Are you guys dumb or what?

00:52:41.700 Like, why would I wear a fake watch?

00:52:44.820 Yeah.

00:52:45.860 You were better back then?

00:52:47.080 Yeah, pregab is like so-so, but I'm probably top tier on math.

00:52:50.380 It's cool.

00:52:51.380 Wrap it up.

00:52:54.240 Wrap it up.

00:52:55.000 Hey, I don't know what-

00:52:56.660 No, I'm not asking you to come here, bro.

00:52:58.240 Get out.

00:52:59.520 Fraud maxing AP?

00:53:00.880 Dude.

00:53:01.780 Are you gonna-

00:53:02.520 You're such an idiot.

00:53:03.320 You gotta relax and stop talking to me.

00:53:04.940 I think that's a good idea.

00:53:06.300 You're such an idiot.

00:53:06.800 Okay, so you can't beat the Jews, so you gotta join them.

00:53:09.000 You can't beat the Jews, so you gotta fucking join them.

00:53:11.580 So that's why I decided to convert to Jew-

00:53:13.600 I'm not-

00:53:16.020 I'm sorry.

00:53:16.260 Look at me.

00:53:17.100 You're not tired.

00:53:17.900 Don't be weird.

00:53:19.020 I don't give a fuck.

00:53:19.840 Oh, this is Jack Doherty's girl, right?

00:53:23.420 Ew, I don't wanna smell that, no.

00:53:24.820 You have to smoke this.

00:53:25.740 I don't know.

00:53:27.320 I don't-

00:53:27.800 You're starting to look like shit.

00:53:28.980 You need to stop with the Burger King?

00:53:30.700 Okay, buddy.

00:53:32.160 It rhymes on the wall.

00:53:33.780 If it's a real IP, take it to timepiece trading.

00:53:39.000 Why-

00:53:39.560 For what?

00:53:40.820 Why would I take it to timepiece trading?

00:53:43.220 It really hurts.

00:53:43.720 I'm not gonna sell it, but I have the box and papers for all my watches.

00:53:48.980 It looks like the type to eat cigarettes.

00:53:50.820 Yeah, we'll go get the box for it right now.

00:53:54.940 Like, what the fuck are you even on about?

00:53:57.160 Come on here, Maya, Maya, come here.

00:53:58.340 Whoa.

00:53:58.940 Neil could authenticate it?

00:54:00.660 Yeah, I'm gonna go out of my way to make sure the chat knows my watch is real.

00:54:05.780 Like, fuck.

00:54:06.220 What?

00:54:06.580 Come here, we're going viral, Maya.

00:54:07.680 If-

00:54:08.180 I would rather permanently have the reputation of you thinking it's a fake watch than drive

00:54:15.200 15 minutes out of my way to prove a point.

00:54:21.140 You have to achieve a flow state by Addy and pre-gab?

00:54:24.380 I would say, yeah, you're right.

00:54:27.320 She don't want you.

00:54:28.280 Uh, I bet you do have a box and fake papers.

00:54:33.820 Listen, let me tell you something.

00:54:35.780 What?

00:54:36.420 Okay, don't blow that on me.

00:54:38.020 Please.

00:54:38.480 Why are you flirting with Mike?

00:54:40.180 I wasn't flirting with Mike.

00:54:41.480 He was talking to both of us.

00:54:42.760 Do you like Mike?

00:54:43.660 No, I don't like Mike.

00:54:45.240 Oh my god.

00:54:45.880 If I ever talk to Mike again, I'll burn you with this cigarette.

00:54:50.420 Stop!

00:54:51.580 Caught in 4K?

00:54:53.420 Question.

00:54:54.240 You said your Rolex was your first watch?

00:54:57.660 It was the first watch I ever bought on stream.

00:54:59.300 I've got 4 watches.

00:55:02.640 Yeah.

00:55:03.100 Okay, I'll talk to him.

00:55:03.760 I'm so down.

00:55:05.340 I'll talk to him.

00:55:05.680 I'll talk to him.

00:55:05.960 I need you to text.

00:55:07.720 Okay.

00:55:08.020 Because I can talk to the guy that produces the pizza and I prefer you to text him.

00:55:11.100 Hmm.

00:55:11.760 I need that.

00:55:14.440 Skip.

00:55:16.100 I bet.

00:55:17.960 Stop promoting this.

00:55:19.800 What?

00:55:21.980 What is this guy's got me exposed?

00:55:29.420 Huh?

00:55:30.060 Hell rage bait?

00:55:31.000 Knock it off, you guys.

00:55:32.280 Take that away.

00:55:33.160 What are you?

00:55:33.840 I hate this.

00:55:34.480 Predator billionaire.

00:55:35.520 I hate this.

00:55:36.180 I hate this.

00:55:36.720 Don't play this.

00:55:37.560 Someone online who doesn't like me from this 4-year-old feud.

00:55:42.740 Alright, what is this?

00:55:45.880 Stupid.

00:55:46.320 I would have paid him more to do it on my channel.

00:55:51.980 What the fuck?

00:55:53.620 I'm Mr. Bodycatcher.

00:55:55.760 Slotted guys.

00:55:57.440 English.

00:55:58.020 No.

00:55:58.320 I'm still on the Smaskab.

00:55:59.280 Cool.

00:55:59.540 I'm still on the Smaskab.

00:56:00.760 Give him a little kiss on the cheek.

00:56:02.900 Oh, wait.

00:56:03.200 This is Destiny's girlfriend, right?

00:56:05.500 This is not Destiny's girlfriend?

00:56:09.360 Huh?

00:56:11.020 Bro's lying about the watch?

00:56:13.420 Yeah.

00:56:14.120 You're right.

00:56:14.580 Yeah, I'm, I'm, yeah, you're right.

00:56:17.620 I'm lying.

00:56:17.960 I think I, I don't know if I'm still on the Smaskab.

00:56:21.600 Okay.

00:56:21.960 Hold on, wait, wait, wait.

00:56:22.620 Ex-wife?

00:56:24.420 Ex?

00:56:25.560 I'm not okay with that.

00:56:26.340 Ew, you licked it.

00:56:28.640 Who licked somebody's face?

00:56:30.500 That's disgusting, man.

00:56:32.620 Look at this fucking nerd loser, cuck.

00:56:35.040 She just licked his face.

00:56:36.280 That's okay.

00:56:37.020 You're getting cut.

00:56:37.640 Yeah, I mean, let's be real.

00:56:38.560 I'm not English, no.

00:56:39.620 I'm struggling.

00:56:39.960 Oh, what the fuck, man.

00:56:41.680 This, like, Liptard's relationship is so disgusting to me.

00:56:45.520 People always say, oh, collab, collab with Destiny.

00:56:48.660 It's like, he had his calling two months ago when I was a nobody.

00:56:52.660 He could have did the collab.

00:56:53.720 Now, who even knows who Destiny is?

00:56:56.340 Nobody gives a fuck about Destiny.

00:56:57.900 All right, nobody gives a fuck about him.

00:57:04.860 Look, genuinely, who gives a shit?

00:57:07.920 That's me.

00:57:08.320 The house rug got.

00:57:09.500 Yes, he big make me on the cra-

00:57:11.000 Yes, he big-

00:57:14.000 What the fuck?

00:57:17.020 Make me on the cra-

00:57:17.940 Oh, his house is cra-

00:57:18.860 Wait, is that the-

00:57:19.820 Crazy, too.

00:57:20.360 He was supposed to go.

00:57:21.120 Yeah, bitch.

00:57:21.760 I learned it.

00:57:22.840 Yo, man.

00:57:24.440 Home base rug, dog.

00:57:25.900 Oh, yeah.

00:57:26.140 Wait, is that the-

00:57:27.240 Is that the black dude from yesterday?

00:57:29.140 Am I tripping?

00:57:31.080 Yes.

00:57:32.380 Is that?

00:57:34.000 My neighbor.

00:57:34.500 Bro, I heard he outfitted you.

00:57:35.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:36.400 No, that's-

00:57:37.180 Whoa.

00:57:38.880 Is he-

00:57:39.600 What?

00:57:40.000 Is that actually the same guy?

00:57:43.700 Yeah?

00:57:44.720 Nah, you're-

00:57:45.780 I think they're-

00:57:46.360 They're trolling.

00:57:46.860 Yeah, he outfitted him.

00:57:48.320 The house flare?

00:57:49.360 Oh, yeah.

00:57:50.940 Is that a real punksy or what?

00:57:52.340 I had one thing I just want to say.

00:57:58.580 Myron's a goat.

00:57:59.660 Thank you, man.

00:58:00.140 I appreciate that.

00:58:01.620 It's my boy, my friend.

00:58:03.520 Hey.

00:58:05.100 I'm saying that-

00:58:06.200 I'm saying that for anybody who ever think-

00:58:10.440 I don't care what y'all say about him.

00:58:12.980 Y'all can tell me he's-

00:58:15.340 A racist, Nazi, misogynist.

00:58:18.140 This is my own.

00:58:23.480 I got that cum you just put on my mouth.

00:58:25.500 What is it?

00:58:26.000 Yo, what the fuck is this?

00:58:28.080 What the literal fuck is this?

00:58:32.000 Cuff him.

00:58:35.060 What the fuck?

00:58:36.500 I'm eating-

00:58:37.000 He's eating powdered donuts?

00:58:43.060 Dude, the fact that you are justifying-

00:58:46.040 Like, I don't actually think there's cum on his face.

00:58:48.960 Just the fact that he's eating powdered donuts.

00:58:50.900 Why?

00:58:51.340 Why are you doing that?

00:58:53.600 Clav revealed his KPP.

00:58:55.560 This, uh, Hollywood is cooked.

00:58:59.600 A good offer for, uh, for Lil Baby to fight.

00:59:03.480 But what are you-

00:59:04.220 Lil Baby.

00:59:05.780 A little bit shaky.

00:59:07.800 Tristan and Marcel.

00:59:08.740 Who is getting them to give the kill?

00:59:10.240 Drinking loads.

00:59:11.900 So I've hid it away, and I'm going to my room.

00:59:14.180 Or they'll never accept-

00:59:16.180 Five, four, one, one.

00:59:18.860 A one-star hotel room, basically.

00:59:22.500 Fuck off, Luke.

00:59:24.660 They're just drinking up there.

00:59:26.080 Yeah, we're just drinking-

00:59:26.680 I came to hide.

00:59:27.360 We're just drinking down here, mate.

00:59:29.400 Find somewhere to sleep, Luke.

00:59:30.700 I kind of want to go on a yacht.

00:59:31.820 Are you able to go on a fucking yacht?

00:59:34.060 Huh?

00:59:35.660 Are you able to do this?

00:59:37.260 Is this even possible?

00:59:39.280 Bye so much, mate.

00:59:40.900 Bye!

00:59:41.180 I'm going to be honest.

00:59:43.180 Can I go on a yacht and stream?

00:59:44.660 That'd be fire.

00:59:47.120 Bro, your brother's cool as shit, bro.

00:59:48.640 I like crack-in.

00:59:49.480 You like him because he's unhinged just like you.

00:59:51.020 I called him up when he was getting, like, a lot of backlash.

00:59:53.300 And I was like, man, pop your shit.

00:59:54.900 Dude, fuck.

00:59:55.520 You know what I just realized?

00:59:56.700 I have to go to the Everglades tomorrow.

00:59:58.680 Oh my god.

01:00:00.540 Oh my god.

01:00:01.440 That's going to be so AIDS.

01:00:02.860 What am I even going to do?

01:00:04.180 I can't wait to gamble.

01:00:11.920 Fuck that.

01:00:13.260 I cannot wait to gamble.

01:00:14.860 Clap probably didn't stream yesterday because he went on vacation.

01:00:18.600 I'm going to call Vitaly and we're going to bet the rest of this money.

01:00:21.980 I'm going to text him right now.

01:00:24.920 All right.

01:00:25.360 Let's see.

01:00:25.780 Vitaly.

01:00:32.040 All right.

01:00:32.740 Let me know if you want to rip Kino.

01:00:40.660 All right.

01:00:41.240 We'll see.

01:00:41.660 I'm not actually going to gamble, like, right now, but, like, later.

01:00:47.040 Okay.

01:00:47.860 Since you guys always want to see the f***.

01:00:49.300 Later, later, later.

01:00:50.460 I hope he's investing his money, not letting it rot.

01:00:53.320 Well, dude, I'm investing it in hookers.

01:00:55.140 I'm investing it in, like, in ice.

01:01:00.520 I'm investing it in drugs.

01:01:03.220 So, yeah, I'm spending my money well.

01:01:06.560 Thank you.

01:01:06.960 And designer clothes, you know.

01:01:08.940 I got a good idea of financial literacy.

01:01:13.260 Because think about it.

01:01:14.040 If you just buy a bunch of designer clothes, that's high ROI.

01:01:17.680 He's the king of Miami.

01:01:19.700 And we talked.

01:01:21.740 He's a really cool guy.

01:01:22.680 No, I'm starting a boycott.

01:01:26.500 Oh, my God.

01:01:27.280 Really cool.

01:01:28.500 Yeah.

01:01:28.840 Don't watch me then, fag.

01:01:31.400 Bro.

01:01:32.380 Yeah.

01:01:32.600 I'm not doing politics anymore.

01:01:33.940 We can't decide until the next...

01:01:39.020 Dude.

01:01:39.800 On God.

01:01:40.680 On God.

01:01:41.420 You guys are, like, the biggest f***ing dick riders ever.

01:01:45.120 Sold to sold for club segments?

01:01:47.460 Dude.

01:01:48.520 It's not even about club segments.

01:01:50.460 I would genuinely go to...

01:01:51.800 I would do...

01:01:52.820 I got off easy.

01:01:54.420 Dude, I got off f***ing easy.

01:01:56.240 I would go to Israel to get back into the clubs.

01:01:59.220 I don't give a f***, man.

01:02:00.940 I'm not political.

01:02:01.720 Well, all I give a s*** about is mogging and looks maxing.

01:02:06.000 So, yeah.

01:02:06.500 You're goddamn right I would.

01:02:07.720 Like, are you new to the streams here?

01:02:09.980 Do you not listen to what I say when I say politics are jester and I don't give a f***?

01:02:16.500 I only give a f*** about looks maxing and bitches.

01:02:20.240 Like, are you retarded?

01:02:21.420 Of course I would.

01:02:22.880 You think I'm gonna do some political...

01:02:25.320 Start a political movement and be a political figure over going to the club?

01:02:30.340 You're a retard.

01:02:33.220 You're a dumbass and you don't know my content.

01:02:37.020 You know?

01:02:37.220 It's only one of the most difficult things that you could ever do.

01:02:40.240 I'm not refreshing cum.

01:02:42.560 Yeah.

01:02:43.140 So stupid.

01:02:44.700 Like, I'm not gonna apologize or anything.

01:02:46.840 But, like, I'm never doing politics again after I almost lost access to the club, which is, like...

01:02:54.300 This is the f***ing stupidest s***.

01:02:55.660 I don't know why I even did this.

01:02:57.080 This is before eggs used to cost, like, $8.

01:02:59.080 I would just get, like, ten cartons of eggs and I would...

01:03:01.720 Egotistical.

01:03:04.220 What?

01:03:04.900 What's up with it?

01:03:07.520 Hmm.

01:03:08.360 What's...

01:03:08.600 There are legit kids wanting to do...

01:03:11.700 This man to do drugs?

01:03:13.520 Yeah.

01:03:14.180 I'm not doing that.

01:03:15.260 I don't...

01:03:15.640 I'm not listening.

01:03:17.320 Yeah.

01:03:18.060 Not doing that at all.

01:03:20.340 Earnings.

01:03:21.980 Yeah, the kick chat's so dumb.

01:03:23.740 I'll kick.

01:03:24.940 W. Drugs and I cope.

01:03:27.080 Cope, cope, cope.

01:03:28.840 Kick.

01:03:29.400 Kick did call me, yeah.

01:03:30.480 Meme coin scammer.

01:03:34.280 Lick is a thief who went to prison.

01:03:36.140 What?

01:03:37.980 Hmm.

01:03:41.260 Yeah.

01:03:41.860 I don't know what they're talking about here.

01:03:45.080 This MF clav is so annoying on desktop.

01:03:47.620 Moist critical has more personality.

01:03:49.900 Hottest streamer right now.

01:03:50.980 Calm down.

01:03:52.300 Okay, buddy.

01:03:53.340 Pussy, you can literally...

01:03:54.840 Keep posting my com, idiot.

01:03:57.460 Keep posting my f***ing com.

01:03:59.000 Say on God, you didn't say sorry at the dinner.

01:04:03.380 On God, I didn't.

01:04:05.660 All I'm saying is cheeser would never fold to them.

01:04:09.620 Dude.

01:04:11.140 Whatever.

01:04:12.800 Clav got cloned by the Jews.

01:04:14.080 Hear me out.

01:04:14.760 Clav's streaming career began increasing.

01:04:17.380 While also being at the peak of his looks.

01:04:20.380 He's only brought on more controversy to the point that it's too much to handle.

01:04:24.020 Now he's descended.

01:04:26.160 He's also PR trained.

01:04:27.480 Oh my God.

01:04:28.220 Fuck.

01:04:28.720 Shut your goddamn mouth.

01:04:32.400 Can't even do controversial streams anymore?

01:04:35.100 I can.

01:04:36.820 Huh?

01:04:37.120 Twitter guy who founds you in May wants to do a Twitter space.

01:04:41.440 Never.

01:04:42.700 Never in a million years.

01:04:44.540 Looks maxing and mogging.

01:04:45.740 Yeah, for real.

01:04:47.380 We're never doing politics anymore.

01:04:49.640 It's never happening again.

01:04:51.720 I'm not f***ing that up.

01:04:53.500 Is there anything to react to on Discord?

01:04:55.320 I wonder.

01:04:55.660 And then I'm going to do a Discord viewer segment because that could be good.

01:05:02.000 Oh, God.

01:05:04.780 Goddamn.

01:05:06.520 Let's see.

01:05:07.640 Live.

01:05:09.260 Live reaction.

01:05:11.680 Steak.

01:05:12.740 Clips.

01:05:13.540 Main chat.

01:05:15.420 I'm checking out the Discord server.

01:05:18.740 I don't think I've checked out the Discord server in f***ing ages, man.

01:05:24.380 Clav's cousin.

01:05:26.640 She's pretty hot.

01:05:29.460 Wait.

01:05:30.120 What?

01:05:30.500 I met her?

01:05:31.260 Really?

01:05:33.440 When did I meet her?

01:05:36.420 Oh, wait.

01:05:37.100 This bitch?

01:05:40.460 Yeah, wait.

01:05:41.160 That's the girl?

01:05:41.900 No shot.

01:05:42.800 That's the girl.

01:05:43.960 I'm texting her right now.

01:05:46.320 No way.

01:05:48.180 No way.

01:05:48.880 No way.

01:05:49.180 No way.

01:05:49.480 No way.

01:05:52.840 Hmm.

01:05:54.380 Wait.

01:05:54.740 Also, two things.

01:05:56.120 I don't want to be this person, but I think you kind of had no revive of my parents at this

01:06:00.480 point from last time.

01:06:02.300 But what I do would have been one of my parents when it's not so long.

01:06:06.040 It's not so long to be that.

01:06:07.360 I didn't even...

01:06:08.920 And second of all, on top of that, if that's potentially a yes, I'm trying to convince her

01:06:18.280 if that's okay.

01:06:20.740 So, if for whatever reason I can't...

01:06:23.160 What does that even mean?

01:06:24.880 Needy as fuck.

01:06:26.660 Like, I was trying to invite her to that party.

01:06:28.660 That's why.

01:06:30.280 Oops.

01:06:33.580 Just...

01:06:34.460 What should I even say?

01:06:35.540 I haven't texted her.

01:06:37.020 I'll just text her, hey.

01:06:39.400 I haven't even texted that bitch.

01:06:41.500 It's pretty hot, though.

01:06:42.520 Twitter's actually cucked.

01:06:45.440 Everyone make an account.

01:06:48.480 Man, I got some old shit.

01:06:50.080 Upsetness in your stomach, but not nearly as bad as, you know, like, vomit-inducing stomach

01:06:59.960 pains or anything.

01:07:01.040 No.

01:07:01.820 No, I have another one.

01:07:03.900 Yeah.

01:07:05.620 Got you.

01:07:06.860 That's just day one.

01:07:09.260 Those embarrassing moments, like when I went for the Lance Baker haircut, and I was covered

01:07:14.380 in goddamn panic.

01:07:16.100 That fucking still gets me.

01:07:19.140 Yeah.

01:07:20.080 Everyone told me when I first went out to...

01:07:23.920 Oh my god, I was fat as fuck, but...

01:07:26.200 Everyone told me the first time they met, Clive, you're gonna be the next upcoming guy.

01:07:30.880 Alright?

01:07:32.500 Drug reload?

01:07:33.380 Shut the fuck up.

01:07:35.120 They said, you're gonna be...

01:07:36.100 You're gonna make it big, and I was like, no fucking way, dude, but...

01:07:39.420 That's what Kshami and Lance said.

01:07:45.580 Hey, who said that?

01:07:47.560 No drugs equals your downfall.

01:07:49.140 That's not true, because I blew up not doing drugs.

01:07:52.040 I started doing drugs as a cope, thinking I needed it for content when...

01:07:57.260 I don't need it at all.

01:07:59.920 I don't need drugs whatsoever.

01:08:02.760 Dorian was a shadow to all of us.

01:08:05.820 He stopped all of us every time we saw him.

01:08:09.920 I didn't do drugs once.

01:08:11.640 We could change the...

01:08:12.640 You do need it?

01:08:14.060 Hmm?

01:08:14.920 Yeah.

01:08:15.500 You're completely lying.

01:08:17.380 Completely lying.

01:08:18.620 I don't need it.

01:08:19.680 I don't need it at all.

01:08:21.120 It makes my content worse.

01:08:22.160 Because I just sit there like a dumbass retard.

01:08:27.380 You know?

01:08:30.280 Bro's not voting for president, huh?

01:08:34.060 I would say that probably you're...

01:08:35.620 Uh...

01:08:36.400 Nah, run out from the title.

01:08:38.180 Let me hear that shit.

01:08:40.180 Let's hear this song.

01:08:42.440 Let's hear Sneakers' song.

01:08:45.040 Yes!

01:08:45.980 Oh, the trick...

01:08:46.860 No.

01:08:47.500 Remember?

01:08:47.960 You only streamed for like two hours on Twitch?

01:08:50.260 What is that?

01:08:50.720 What are you talking about?

01:08:51.140 Should I shave my beard or not?

01:08:52.560 Fuckin' clubbing every nigga tryna ban me.

01:09:16.600 Stole that shit.

01:09:17.520 Give me that.

01:09:18.140 I'm the top G.

01:09:19.320 Stinching on me, dawg.

01:09:20.360 You said we was family.

01:09:21.420 Like Chris Tyson switchin' on me like a tranny.

01:09:24.180 And on Twitter, they don't fuckin' understand me.

01:09:26.420 My studio's way cooler than the one I was at.

01:09:28.760 Depend me from everything.

01:09:30.160 I don't give a fuck.

01:09:31.380 But pick your lure.

01:09:32.140 I'ma hit him with the Cybertruck.

01:09:33.920 They hit your lure, drivin' off with the number one.

01:09:36.400 Killing kids that they act like they cannot see.

01:09:39.100 What a stomach.

01:09:39.800 Everybody wanna drop me?

01:09:41.600 Taking steak deals.

01:09:42.620 Thought you had eight figures.

01:09:44.120 I'm not takin' no shit from a wall kisser.

01:09:46.540 They want the O-Bump.

01:09:47.660 They want the O-Sneaker.

01:09:48.940 They want the O-Bump.

01:09:50.180 They want the O-Bump.

01:09:50.640 Yeah, take the gambling deal.

01:09:52.860 Um, definitely take the gambling deal.

01:09:55.020 Listen, listen.

01:09:56.360 So corny how you get annoyed at someone saying a word?

01:09:58.860 Yeah, um, annoyed.

01:10:00.820 Bro, we just sped.

01:10:03.900 Bro, we just...

01:10:05.180 Control your man, bro, please.

01:10:07.540 Oh my god, it's just like clip after clip.

01:10:10.400 Everybody, no, no way.

01:10:13.640 Go, go, go.

01:10:15.420 Nice.

01:10:17.020 Nice, look at that.

01:10:17.880 Look at that.

01:10:24.000 Someone paid him to do that?

01:10:26.140 Look at that.

01:10:29.060 Are you ready?

01:10:29.680 Yeah.

01:10:30.440 Hell yeah.

01:10:33.440 Hell...

01:10:33.820 Oh, hold up.

01:10:34.600 Look at that.

01:10:38.280 Fucking L-ass nigga who walked in front of the camera.

01:10:40.720 Oh, this nigga.

01:10:49.100 Cheers!

01:10:50.700 She definitely felt that was...

01:10:52.440 No ass.

01:10:54.440 My feet have vodka on them.

01:10:56.940 No ass?

01:10:57.520 W-clip.

01:11:04.100 Yo, whoever...

01:11:05.080 Dude, this guy zoomed it in.

01:11:06.680 Are you fucking retarded?

01:11:08.140 Everybody.

01:11:08.680 Was that the cameraman or was that like a crop?

01:11:11.700 A frame crop?

01:11:13.140 What?

01:11:13.580 Oh, I can't.

01:11:14.240 That was, bro.

01:11:15.340 L-ass cameraman.

01:11:18.320 Oh my god.

01:11:19.040 I can't do it.

01:11:19.760 Dude, that's actually such a goon or whoever put that clip in there.

01:11:22.440 Alright.

01:11:23.180 Like, I'm not gonna lie.

01:11:24.220 What the fuck?

01:11:24.820 You know who I really want to beat the shit out of?

01:11:29.340 Clavicular.

01:11:34.960 Alright.

01:11:36.620 Don't put new clavicular.

01:11:39.500 Because I'm actually skinny as fuck.

01:11:48.040 Those are clips from when I was actually going to the gym.

01:11:50.680 So, don't put clips of me now.

01:11:53.140 That'd just be embarrassing.

01:11:54.820 That'd be...

01:11:57.080 That'd be embarrassing as shit.

01:12:02.380 Okay, fair enough.

01:12:04.420 But it's so good for...

01:12:06.080 Like, if you're off the bag and you're trying to fuck...

01:12:08.340 Yeah, no, that's...

01:12:09.680 If it was in my bag, they wouldn't suck, put it in the machine.

01:12:13.960 Emoji.

01:12:14.960 Just like...

01:12:15.960 Alright.

01:12:17.440 Bang.

01:12:19.440 What is this?

01:12:20.760 Ships.

01:12:21.940 I had long, healthy relationships, okay?

01:12:24.120 With people who were in the same location and not in another continent.

01:12:27.300 I didn't know we were counting family now.

01:12:28.880 Oh my god.

01:12:31.100 Clap!

01:12:32.220 Yeah, where is he?

01:12:34.480 Clap!

01:12:34.820 Who's ruining America since you're in my...

01:12:36.820 It's in the...

01:12:37.440 Mostly them Mexicans.

01:12:40.960 Ha.

01:12:42.180 It's so funny how you could do shit like that.

01:12:44.940 Okay.

01:12:45.080 You see me, I see him.

01:12:46.420 He's a brain man.

01:12:48.080 Classic.

01:12:59.560 Classic.

01:13:00.240 Add another tally to the sheet, boys.

01:13:05.340 Add another tally to the sheet.

01:13:09.440 Oh my god.

01:13:11.120 Wow.

01:13:12.220 What is this?

01:13:13.440 What is this curse?

01:13:15.340 Every fucking time.

01:13:16.580 Without fail.

01:13:18.920 Without fail.

01:13:22.160 You know?

01:13:23.140 You just...

01:13:24.400 He's clavicular videos and I don't understand how he's supposed to be like the face of looks maxing.

01:13:28.540 You don't even look that good.

01:13:33.780 You don't even look that good?

01:13:35.540 Yeah.

01:13:44.840 Okay.

01:13:45.500 This is what I mean.

01:13:46.160 Discord is full of like retards.

01:13:49.300 Kind of weird how calling me a cock is supposed to offend me.

01:13:51.640 I saw the video of my web getting plowed and thought it was pretty hot.

01:13:54.500 Oh, I just want to end stream after that.

01:14:00.640 Then you have to do this and then you have to then...

01:14:02.560 Probably, yeah.

01:14:03.260 I just want to do this and then you have to do this and then you have to do this and then you have to...

01:14:08.740 Alright, are we good?

01:14:09.260 Are we on desk?

01:14:11.140 What is this club here?

01:14:12.280 What's the one in?

01:14:13.200 Because they're changing cap.

01:14:14.500 Cut out.

01:14:15.920 Golden Gate Bridge?

01:14:17.100 Dude, retard.

01:14:18.220 We're...

01:14:19.400 What is this?

01:14:20.400 Then you have to...

01:14:20.980 I don't understand this club.

01:14:24.940 I'm just trying...

01:14:25.540 XQC calls clavicular cringe.

01:14:29.500 Wait, what?

01:14:33.280 What is this?

01:14:38.080 Cringe.

01:14:38.440 You know what's cringe is the edits.

01:14:42.500 Dude, I...

01:14:43.720 I...

01:14:44.180 I actually hate it so much.

01:14:46.400 The fucking edits.

01:14:47.620 Like, why are you putting music over me literally just walking?

01:14:51.980 I walked back to my seat.

01:14:54.960 Okay?

01:14:58.820 Clavicular mogwalks.

01:15:00.420 Like, it's so retarded.

01:15:02.180 It's so embarrassing.

01:15:04.480 My fan...

01:15:05.080 Like, it's...

01:15:06.260 What does that even mean?

01:15:07.240 Mogwalks in front...

01:15:08.920 Motherfucker, I was walking back to my chair.

01:15:11.820 And you put music over it.

01:15:13.720 And acted as if it was some, like, historical thing.

01:15:18.680 I'm literally walking.

01:15:20.520 I don't understand.

01:15:22.540 I'm right there with you, bro.

01:15:24.120 Absolute yikes.

01:15:26.140 I agree.

01:15:26.980 That's just absolutely yikes.

01:15:28.540 I would have to agree with you there, man.

01:15:30.440 Fuck.

01:15:30.840 It's stupid as fuck.

01:15:32.920 Yeah.

01:15:33.640 Yeah, it's literally just a video of me walking.

01:15:35.640 It was made cringe by my editors.

01:15:37.860 Or my clippers.

01:15:45.320 I'm doing this.

01:15:48.940 Fake.

01:15:50.000 Go!

01:15:50.380 This is the most stupid thing I've ever done.

01:15:55.000 Okay.

01:15:57.060 I'm in a wagon.

01:15:59.060 And I...

01:16:00.060 How the fuck did you guys find this video?

01:16:03.400 The fuck?

01:16:05.020 The thing I've...

01:16:06.060 ever done.

01:16:07.780 How the fuck did you get that?

01:16:10.280 Wow.

01:16:11.220 Interesting.

01:16:12.720 Youngclav.

01:16:13.520 LMAO.

01:16:14.100 I don't know how they found that.

01:16:17.600 I don't know how you guys found this shit.

01:16:19.680 Okay.

01:16:21.860 I'm in a wagon.

01:16:23.000 Don't go in a lot.

01:16:23.580 I'm in a...

01:16:24.180 That's...

01:16:25.900 That's kind of interesting.

01:16:27.700 Moggerkid.

01:16:30.580 Zanniclav.

01:16:31.080 Shut the fuck up.

01:16:32.220 Stupidest thing I've done.

01:16:33.740 Fake cell.

01:16:35.080 Last year, by the way.

01:16:36.260 Discord link is broken.

01:16:38.780 Don't worry, bro.

01:16:39.320 I don't want you to do it.

01:16:43.060 Like, you see what I mean?

01:16:44.200 What the fuck is this?

01:16:45.460 Why are you trying to...

01:16:46.860 Why are you trying to do this?

01:16:48.340 I just was walking.

01:16:49.820 Alright.

01:16:51.660 Alright.

01:16:52.480 Like, there's no...

01:16:54.440 Genuinely.

01:16:55.320 Who gives a fuck?

01:16:56.320 The whole Clav and Marlin thing

01:16:59.020 is the gayest thing ever.

01:17:01.440 I don't give a fuck.

01:17:03.480 Alright.

01:17:03.860 About a Mog battle

01:17:06.300 or whatever fan thing

01:17:08.100 that you got.

01:17:09.480 Like, I just don't care.

01:17:10.940 It's so...

01:17:11.620 It's so retarded.

01:17:13.200 It's...

01:17:13.620 It really is retarded, man.

01:17:16.340 Alright.

01:17:17.620 So...

01:17:18.620 What is this?

01:17:20.900 Rampage Jackson links up

01:17:22.080 with Clavicular.

01:17:23.860 Nice.

01:17:24.600 Old.

01:17:26.540 W Draco.

01:17:32.380 Mogwalk.

01:17:33.860 You called him black

01:17:35.460 and started the beef?

01:17:36.720 Dude, that was a joke from July.

01:17:38.840 My...

01:17:39.240 My...

01:17:39.920 My brother.

01:17:41.440 Okay?

01:17:42.060 I think I had 200 viewers on Twitch

01:17:44.180 when I said that.

01:17:45.960 Let's be real.

01:17:46.500 Would you rather be 6'4 with a low IQ

01:17:48.720 or 5'8 with a high IQ?

01:17:50.380 IQ is everything.

01:17:52.600 So true.

01:17:53.440 So true.

01:17:54.140 One of my best takes.

01:17:55.180 Drago's reaction after

01:17:57.640 a single mom kissed Clav.

01:18:00.560 Clav thinks Sydney Sweeney

01:18:02.200 is ugly.

01:18:07.620 Yeah.

01:18:08.740 To be fair.

01:18:09.440 I can't even view his profile.

01:18:13.620 Hold on.

01:18:14.860 What the fuck is on his profile?

01:18:18.160 Seriously.

01:18:18.740 What could possibly be here?

01:18:21.220 Is this all porn?

01:18:23.540 Is he just doing...

01:18:24.540 Like, why is there so much porn?

01:18:27.160 Okay.

01:18:27.560 Interesting.

01:18:28.300 Well, good thing Twitter gives you

01:18:29.360 a little warning before...

01:18:31.200 Before you click on that.

01:18:32.520 Fuck.

01:18:33.380 Fuck's sake, dude.

01:18:36.080 Alright.

01:18:36.720 In your house again.

01:18:37.920 Why Violet Dirt just tipped $1?

01:18:40.380 What the fuck?

01:18:41.140 Why is Violet in your house again?

01:18:43.320 Stop being a simp for that transport.

01:18:45.620 Raise your mic?

01:18:46.240 Your streams were popping without her...

01:18:47.700 Mic is low?

01:18:48.760 Alright.

01:18:49.100 I don't know how to raise it.

01:18:50.680 I could just put the mic closer to my face

01:18:52.440 if that helps.

01:18:53.540 I'm not gonna...

01:18:53.820 Fuck!

01:18:54.940 Woo!

01:18:55.460 Is that better?

01:18:55.980 Is that any better?

01:18:58.280 I think it's good.

01:19:00.800 I don't know.

01:19:01.400 Is it supposed to be...

01:19:02.240 Are you supposed to talk from the top of the mic

01:19:03.740 or some shit?

01:19:04.740 Or like that?

01:19:05.300 I don't know.

01:19:06.580 I think it's good.

01:19:07.280 Go ahead.

01:19:08.460 Alright, guys.

01:19:09.500 We'll start with you, Jason.

01:19:10.720 Do you have any last words?

01:19:12.720 Good luck, Adam.

01:19:13.640 You're gonna need it.

01:19:15.920 Good luck, Jason.

01:19:17.300 You're gonna need it.

01:19:19.960 Go, baby.

01:19:21.320 This one.

01:19:22.520 Oh, my God.

01:19:24.300 God, how did...

01:19:25.980 I got no news.

01:19:27.800 Okay.

01:19:28.820 This is like...

01:19:29.840 It's just...

01:19:30.580 It's just cringe.

01:19:32.880 It's just really cringe, man.

01:19:36.360 Really cringe.

01:19:40.280 Clavicular what?

01:19:41.140 It's just...

01:19:43.400 What?

Clavicular - February 24, 2026

Teaching My Viewers How To LOOKSMAX and ASCEND

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