Clavicular - December 03, 2025


This Video Will Help You Ascend in 2026

Hosted by
Braden Eric Peters
How I Ascended in just 2 WEEKS My FULL Looksmaxxing Supplement Protocol for 2026

Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

190.37

Word count

2,501

Sentence count

2

Harmful content

Misogyny

8

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Toxicity

32

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Hate speech

15

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Summary

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In this episode of the Clav Explains it all, Clav talks about how he deals with the pressures of dating in the modern dating market and how he is willing to do whatever it takes in order to survive in the cruel, hard world.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 what's going on guys um i just want to sit down you know it's pretty early in the morning i just
00:00:05.440 woke up and you know talk to the camera a little bit do some raw style stuff because you know i
00:00:10.960 feel like uh you know a lot of the stuff can get lost in translation you know because people are
00:00:16.080 throwing together short form clips of me out of context um you know and a lot of fans like to
00:00:21.840 sort of write the script on what's going on for me which i don't always appreciate right so
00:00:26.880 for some reason you know the whole cookie verse thing it's cool it's fun you know there's a lot
00:00:33.040 of people going around but people are thinking you know oh clav is is such a well-written character
00:00:39.440 clav is so entertaining he's so unique and you know while i appreciate that you you know
00:00:46.160 understanding that there's you know quite a lot of depth to my story i am not a jester for your
00:00:51.760 amusement right i am not a character this is not some tv show right where i'm coming on 0.97
00:00:57.920 here trying to entertain you motherfuckers this is the cruel hard world so i'm done with this 0.97
00:01:03.680 title being thrown around all right well-written character okay you think this is a joke 0.99
00:01:10.800 we live in one of the worst societies ever throughout the entire history of the world
00:01:17.520 quite literally you have to be in the top percentile to even be looked at with a shred
00:01:23.840 of romance with a shred of attraction by women in this day of age so it is quite brutal it is 0.77
00:01:30.160 quite unnecessary so when people are sitting there on tick tock like oh wow you know this
00:01:34.160 edit of clav is cool or clav said this or clav oh he's such a crazy guy do you think that
00:01:40.000 i'm doing this as a form of entertainment when i have to stay up for three days in a row
00:01:46.160 high on crystal meth right trying to suppress my appetite and get hollow cheeks right
00:01:52.400 is is that supposed to entertain you because this is real all right the fact that i even can't i i
00:01:58.800 can't even talk to people without some sort of uh you know version of of you know benzos i need
00:02:05.920 up just to be able to have a conversation like a normal person is that supposed to be entertaining to 0.99
00:02:12.080 you okay right so this is you know hell for me so i ain't here to entertain you motherfuckers i am 0.99
00:02:20.640 here to looks max i am here to assent this has never been a game this has never been a joke a version 0.98
00:02:28.320 of jester maxing i am just trying my best to deal with the horrible conditions of the world right so i
00:02:37.040 don't really like the fact that this is going on you know now with that being said i'm willing to
00:02:43.840 do whatever it takes i am going to accept the terms and conditions of you know the modern dating
00:02:50.640 market i'm going to do whatever it takes because you know while i could sit here and complain for 10
00:02:55.680 minutes that doesn't mean i'm just i'm gonna ladar and say oh it's over i'm just going to acknowledge 0.81
00:03:01.120 that hey i've got my fucking work cut out for me and there's a lot of that i've got to do in order 0.95
00:03:06.400 to make this whole thing work but when people take that hard work you know and think it's all 0.97
00:03:13.120 just some game just some big show just some big act right for to be a tick tock personality it's like
00:03:19.760 no i only do tick tock i only make these videos because i was so dedicated to looks maxing and trying
00:03:29.440 to to tell people what i was doing share my story you know see if i could be you know maybe a
00:03:35.440 bit of an inspiration in a weird way at first to people you know with with blasting gear this is 0.91
00:03:41.760 what i did i hopped on steroids at 14 years old which everyone says hey clav you're insane 0.98
00:03:48.560 but now you know i'm seeing every motherfucker do it because people are realizing you know after 0.99
00:03:54.320 after i realized uh the times are changing right if you're five foot eight you know no one's even 0.99
00:04:00.640 looking at you you walk into a room you're invisible so people would rather you know get 0.86
00:04:05.440 to a height that is acceptable and take gear to do so then have some normie retard tell them 0.99
00:04:11.600 oh that's so dangerous people don't give a anymore people are done giving a so that's
00:04:16.560 what i'm saying um so when i took that extreme measure at first everyone in my eyes oh you're a
00:04:21.600 crazy this guy's out of his mind but now they're all asking me for oh yeah hey man how do i take hh
00:04:28.240 so you know just because i'm ahead of the times now um you know doesn't mean i'm crazy right i'm
00:04:34.880 not crazy um i might be a little bit over the line in in some ways some of the stuff that i do but i am
00:04:43.520 just trying to you know capitulate and deal with the stress deal with the burden that you know women in 0.66
00:04:51.200 today's like pergamos dating market have put on me the strenuous nature of women in 2025 it is absurd 1.00
00:04:59.520 and i i really can't deal with it okay so that's led me to do you know unreasonable things that's
00:05:06.000 led me to usage of amphetamines to prolong my fasting that's led me to you know gaba a agonism
00:05:13.120 through less than practical mechanisms so yeah i'm ahead of the times now but wait another five years
00:05:19.520 you know when i'm talking about my surgery oh this guy's crazy this guy's out of his mind
00:05:24.240 literally they were saying this about me five years ago when i started taking steroids when i started
00:05:30.560 taking human growth hormone at a young age every okay but now that the dating market has progressed
00:05:37.760 in such a negative way okay i am just making the necessary adjustments i need double jaw surgery
00:05:44.160 i need it yesterday and i'm getting it there's no normie there's no amount of cope that can
00:05:49.280 convince me otherwise okay so after i get that double jaw surgery you know and it goes well
00:05:55.840 people are going to realize hey maybe this guy uh once again maybe he's just ahead of the times
00:06:01.200 and this is going to be true you know mark my words now five years from now you come back to this video
00:06:06.880 when i am the first one i am the pioneer of mainstream plastic surgery for men's aesthetics okay you'll come
00:06:14.160 back to this video and every mother will have some sort of titanium implant in their face and some 1.00
00:06:20.640 sort of osteotomy go down rhinoplasty are being handed out like it's food stamps okay so just come
00:06:28.400 back mark my words that this is what's going to happen so like we talked about in the last rant you
00:06:33.840 might as well get out ahead because once everyone has the titanium implants you know that's just raising
00:06:40.240 the bar and raising the percentiles raising the average looks level so you can shut the up stop 0.98
00:06:46.640 your whiny ass copes and do the work that's required so that you at least have a little bit of time to 0.99
00:06:51.680 compete right because once it's spread to normies once you know my crazy ass starts actually making 0.99
00:06:58.640 sense to your average everyday joe frat retard then you're already too late okay so you i'm pretty much 0.97
00:07:06.720 appealing to people with neurodivergence people with high iq because you know those are the only 0.91
00:07:12.400 people who are actually going to understand what i'm saying who actually have the mental capacity to
00:07:17.280 make the same observations that i have right those are the only people so if you're someone with a high
00:07:23.280 iq if you're someone who's neurodivergent then you should be able to understand what's going on
00:07:28.480 you're seeing you know no matter what people do nowadays we have all these methods right we've got beta 0.99
00:07:34.320 boxing we've got this we've got oofy doofy theory all this fucking bullshit right but unless you are a 0.99
00:07:42.560 chad you will never experience what it's like to have a girl look at you and be truly in love okay 0.99
00:07:49.200 so i see so many people so many people all the time they're making all this money they've got all these
00:07:54.480 cars but they've got a face that only a mother could love right so i'm not telling you not to money max
00:08:00.240 but i'm telling you that until you maximize the looks along with it you will never know what
00:08:05.200 that's like and that's a horrible reality to face it's truly sad and most people won't get it they'll
00:08:10.720 cope their way around it oh look at all these girls but no girl will ever be able to look at them and 0.98
00:08:15.680 be truly in love and i think that's a horribly horribly brutal thing and i know that might be you
00:08:21.520 know kind of a switch up from my last video when i was advising people to money max if they are sub 40th
00:08:29.040 percentile and beta bucks i'm still advising that you go that route but you just need to understand
00:08:34.960 that you know you will never actually be truly fulfilled in life this is just a little bit
00:08:39.760 better than the alternative right because why the would anyone ever ladar that's how i think about it
00:08:45.120 if you're someone who's willing to straight up give up on life and ladar i don't want anything to do
00:08:50.560 with you i don't want to look at you i don't want to hear your name ever okay i want who are doing
00:08:56.080 whatever it takes no matter the disparities right and your hard work might not manifest uh you know
00:09:02.400 as much as mine because maybe i started ahead of you um and you know other people's hard work will
00:09:07.440 manifest more than mine because they started ahead of me so that's the black pill right that's genetic 0.52
00:09:12.320 determinism but never ladar no matter what that's that's the main point from the video that i want
00:09:18.720 you to understand is that it's not fair and you need to acknowledge it never will be fair but that
00:09:24.080 doesn't mean that you should give up um but we need to understand the world you need to have your
00:09:30.080 world view in a concrete form you need to accept certain hardships and that's the only way to move
00:09:35.920 forward right we could all sit around here you know making up like the oofy doofy theory
00:09:42.480 but we might as well say hey you know if i was a subhuman i would say yeah i'm subhuman it's over
00:09:49.120 um you know there's a low likelihood that i'll ever be able to have you know an ltr or anything
00:09:55.360 without doing extreme things like you know beta boxing without this that and the other thing so
00:10:00.720 here's what i'm gonna do i am going to grind my ass off i'm going to work three jobs all right 90 0.95
00:10:07.280 hours a week i'm gonna slowly chip away at that double jaw surgery cost i'm gonna slowly chip away
00:10:13.360 at limb lengthening surgery costs right and i'm eventually gonna get there and that's gonna motivate me
00:10:18.560 to get up at 6 a.m when my alarm is going and i'm off four hours of sleep that limb lengthening
00:10:24.400 that ascension because i know my life is eventually gonna get better right so that that's kind of what
00:10:30.080 kept me going because i was in the same situation not that long ago not even a year ago today when i
00:10:36.000 got expelled from university for trying to help you by telling you god's honest truth here's the
00:10:42.480 steroids i did here's the steroids i'm doing someone had to go ahead and get me kicked out of school 0.70
00:10:48.960 right so i'm i'm not a character i'm not a well-developed character i this is a horror story
00:10:56.480 right i wish i wish that i wasn't a autist doing this rant right now i wish i was walking around 0.97
00:11:04.080 the dining hall like a normal kid like a normal motherfucker hanging out with my buddies in 0.99
00:11:08.800 college right even if it's cope even if college is the dumbest thing known to man i wish i had that 0.98
00:11:15.120 experience and you guys took that away from me so this is what you get this is not character
00:11:20.560 development this is a horror story of what the happened so i'm just going with with you know the
00:11:27.120 flow i'm not going to sit here and complain about it any more than i am right now
00:11:31.520 right so that that experience got taken away from me by you guys right that experience i will never get
00:11:37.600 to to live the normal life of a normal kid um so i'm gonna try to mug i'm gonna try to basically do
00:11:43.680 whatever the it takes to mug uh and that requires extreme measures so what i want you guys to
00:11:50.080 understand is that after i got kicked out of school my point is my motivation to go to my
00:11:56.320 normie wage job right where i was a server where i was a food runner every single day off no sleep
00:12:02.320 working 16 8 18 hour shifts was i am gonna pull myself out of this hell i didn't ladar i didn't 0.99
00:12:08.800 fucking cope i didn't say oh my life sucks i said let me get my ass there so that i can slowly chip 0.99
00:12:14.160 away at the money that i need to be able to get plastic surgery because i know plastic surgery is 1.00
00:12:19.120 going to save my life right so after i do that after i keep going to work every fucking day and i keep 0.97
00:12:26.240 chipping away at that amount of money that's driving me so find what drives you find what needs to be
00:12:32.000 done all right in order to get out of the situation that you're in be able to fulfill yourself and
00:12:38.880 once again i understand that some people will never be able to reach you know the goals of others
00:12:43.520 because of the black pill because of genetic predeterminism but that doesn't mean that you 0.83
00:12:47.760 should lidar so uh i don't know what the fucking point of this rant is uh i just wanted to tell you 0.97
00:12:53.680 that i am not a jester for your amusement right i am sharing my story i am updating you guys this is a 0.89
00:13:00.240 documentary not a fucking comedy right so hopefully you could take a look at what i'm doing and 0.92
00:13:06.240 realize that i might not be so crazy okay 0.97