Clavicular - This Video Will Help You Ascend in 2026

00:00:00.000 what's going on guys um i just want to sit down you know it's pretty early in the morning i just

00:00:05.440 woke up and you know talk to the camera a little bit do some raw style stuff because you know i

00:00:10.960 feel like uh you know a lot of the stuff can get lost in translation you know because people are

00:00:16.080 throwing together short form clips of me out of context um you know and a lot of fans like to

00:00:21.840 sort of write the script on what's going on for me which i don't always appreciate right so

00:00:26.880 for some reason you know the whole cookie verse thing it's cool it's fun you know there's a lot

00:00:33.040 of people going around but people are thinking you know oh clav is is such a well-written character

00:00:39.440 clav is so entertaining he's so unique and you know while i appreciate that you you know

00:00:46.160 understanding that there's you know quite a lot of depth to my story i am not a jester for your

00:00:51.760 amusement right i am not a character this is not some tv show right where i'm coming on 0.97

00:00:57.920 here trying to entertain you motherfuckers this is the cruel hard world so i'm done with this 0.97

00:01:03.680 title being thrown around all right well-written character okay you think this is a joke 0.99

00:01:10.800 we live in one of the worst societies ever throughout the entire history of the world

00:01:17.520 quite literally you have to be in the top percentile to even be looked at with a shred

00:01:23.840 of romance with a shred of attraction by women in this day of age so it is quite brutal it is 0.77

00:01:30.160 quite unnecessary so when people are sitting there on tick tock like oh wow you know this

00:01:34.160 edit of clav is cool or clav said this or clav oh he's such a crazy guy do you think that

00:01:40.000 i'm doing this as a form of entertainment when i have to stay up for three days in a row

00:01:46.160 high on crystal meth right trying to suppress my appetite and get hollow cheeks right

00:01:52.400 is is that supposed to entertain you because this is real all right the fact that i even can't i i

00:01:58.800 can't even talk to people without some sort of uh you know version of of you know benzos i need

00:02:05.920 up just to be able to have a conversation like a normal person is that supposed to be entertaining to 0.99

00:02:12.080 you okay right so this is you know hell for me so i ain't here to entertain you motherfuckers i am 0.99

00:02:20.640 here to looks max i am here to assent this has never been a game this has never been a joke a version 0.98

00:02:28.320 of jester maxing i am just trying my best to deal with the horrible conditions of the world right so i

00:02:37.040 don't really like the fact that this is going on you know now with that being said i'm willing to

00:02:43.840 do whatever it takes i am going to accept the terms and conditions of you know the modern dating

00:02:50.640 market i'm going to do whatever it takes because you know while i could sit here and complain for 10

00:02:55.680 minutes that doesn't mean i'm just i'm gonna ladar and say oh it's over i'm just going to acknowledge 0.81

00:03:01.120 that hey i've got my fucking work cut out for me and there's a lot of that i've got to do in order 0.95

00:03:06.400 to make this whole thing work but when people take that hard work you know and think it's all 0.97

00:03:13.120 just some game just some big show just some big act right for to be a tick tock personality it's like

00:03:19.760 no i only do tick tock i only make these videos because i was so dedicated to looks maxing and trying

00:03:29.440 to to tell people what i was doing share my story you know see if i could be you know maybe a

00:03:35.440 bit of an inspiration in a weird way at first to people you know with with blasting gear this is 0.91

00:03:41.760 what i did i hopped on steroids at 14 years old which everyone says hey clav you're insane 0.98

00:03:48.560 but now you know i'm seeing every motherfucker do it because people are realizing you know after 0.99

00:03:54.320 after i realized uh the times are changing right if you're five foot eight you know no one's even 0.99

00:04:00.640 looking at you you walk into a room you're invisible so people would rather you know get 0.86

00:04:05.440 to a height that is acceptable and take gear to do so then have some normie retard tell them 0.99

00:04:11.600 oh that's so dangerous people don't give a anymore people are done giving a so that's

00:04:16.560 what i'm saying um so when i took that extreme measure at first everyone in my eyes oh you're a

00:04:21.600 crazy this guy's out of his mind but now they're all asking me for oh yeah hey man how do i take hh

00:04:28.240 so you know just because i'm ahead of the times now um you know doesn't mean i'm crazy right i'm

00:04:34.880 not crazy um i might be a little bit over the line in in some ways some of the stuff that i do but i am

00:04:43.520 just trying to you know capitulate and deal with the stress deal with the burden that you know women in 0.66

00:04:51.200 today's like pergamos dating market have put on me the strenuous nature of women in 2025 it is absurd 1.00

00:04:59.520 and i i really can't deal with it okay so that's led me to do you know unreasonable things that's

00:05:06.000 led me to usage of amphetamines to prolong my fasting that's led me to you know gaba a agonism

00:05:13.120 through less than practical mechanisms so yeah i'm ahead of the times now but wait another five years

00:05:19.520 you know when i'm talking about my surgery oh this guy's crazy this guy's out of his mind

00:05:24.240 literally they were saying this about me five years ago when i started taking steroids when i started

00:05:30.560 taking human growth hormone at a young age every okay but now that the dating market has progressed

00:05:37.760 in such a negative way okay i am just making the necessary adjustments i need double jaw surgery

00:05:44.160 i need it yesterday and i'm getting it there's no normie there's no amount of cope that can

00:05:49.280 convince me otherwise okay so after i get that double jaw surgery you know and it goes well

00:05:55.840 people are going to realize hey maybe this guy uh once again maybe he's just ahead of the times

00:06:01.200 and this is going to be true you know mark my words now five years from now you come back to this video

00:06:06.880 when i am the first one i am the pioneer of mainstream plastic surgery for men's aesthetics okay you'll come

00:06:14.160 back to this video and every mother will have some sort of titanium implant in their face and some 1.00

00:06:20.640 sort of osteotomy go down rhinoplasty are being handed out like it's food stamps okay so just come

00:06:28.400 back mark my words that this is what's going to happen so like we talked about in the last rant you

00:06:33.840 might as well get out ahead because once everyone has the titanium implants you know that's just raising

00:06:40.240 the bar and raising the percentiles raising the average looks level so you can shut the up stop 0.98

00:06:46.640 your whiny ass copes and do the work that's required so that you at least have a little bit of time to 0.99

00:06:51.680 compete right because once it's spread to normies once you know my crazy ass starts actually making 0.99

00:06:58.640 sense to your average everyday joe frat retard then you're already too late okay so you i'm pretty much 0.97

00:07:06.720 appealing to people with neurodivergence people with high iq because you know those are the only 0.91

00:07:12.400 people who are actually going to understand what i'm saying who actually have the mental capacity to

00:07:17.280 make the same observations that i have right those are the only people so if you're someone with a high

00:07:23.280 iq if you're someone who's neurodivergent then you should be able to understand what's going on

00:07:28.480 you're seeing you know no matter what people do nowadays we have all these methods right we've got beta 0.99

00:07:34.320 boxing we've got this we've got oofy doofy theory all this fucking bullshit right but unless you are a 0.99

00:07:42.560 chad you will never experience what it's like to have a girl look at you and be truly in love okay 0.99

00:07:49.200 so i see so many people so many people all the time they're making all this money they've got all these

00:07:54.480 cars but they've got a face that only a mother could love right so i'm not telling you not to money max

00:08:00.240 but i'm telling you that until you maximize the looks along with it you will never know what

00:08:05.200 that's like and that's a horrible reality to face it's truly sad and most people won't get it they'll

00:08:10.720 cope their way around it oh look at all these girls but no girl will ever be able to look at them and 0.98

00:08:15.680 be truly in love and i think that's a horribly horribly brutal thing and i know that might be you

00:08:21.520 know kind of a switch up from my last video when i was advising people to money max if they are sub 40th

00:08:29.040 percentile and beta bucks i'm still advising that you go that route but you just need to understand

00:08:34.960 that you know you will never actually be truly fulfilled in life this is just a little bit

00:08:39.760 better than the alternative right because why the would anyone ever ladar that's how i think about it

00:08:45.120 if you're someone who's willing to straight up give up on life and ladar i don't want anything to do

00:08:50.560 with you i don't want to look at you i don't want to hear your name ever okay i want who are doing

00:08:56.080 whatever it takes no matter the disparities right and your hard work might not manifest uh you know

00:09:02.400 as much as mine because maybe i started ahead of you um and you know other people's hard work will

00:09:07.440 manifest more than mine because they started ahead of me so that's the black pill right that's genetic 0.52

00:09:12.320 determinism but never ladar no matter what that's that's the main point from the video that i want

00:09:18.720 you to understand is that it's not fair and you need to acknowledge it never will be fair but that

00:09:24.080 doesn't mean that you should give up um but we need to understand the world you need to have your

00:09:30.080 world view in a concrete form you need to accept certain hardships and that's the only way to move

00:09:35.920 forward right we could all sit around here you know making up like the oofy doofy theory

00:09:42.480 but we might as well say hey you know if i was a subhuman i would say yeah i'm subhuman it's over

00:09:49.120 um you know there's a low likelihood that i'll ever be able to have you know an ltr or anything

00:09:55.360 without doing extreme things like you know beta boxing without this that and the other thing so

00:10:00.720 here's what i'm gonna do i am going to grind my ass off i'm going to work three jobs all right 90 0.95

00:10:07.280 hours a week i'm gonna slowly chip away at that double jaw surgery cost i'm gonna slowly chip away

00:10:13.360 at limb lengthening surgery costs right and i'm eventually gonna get there and that's gonna motivate me

00:10:18.560 to get up at 6 a.m when my alarm is going and i'm off four hours of sleep that limb lengthening

00:10:24.400 that ascension because i know my life is eventually gonna get better right so that that's kind of what

00:10:30.080 kept me going because i was in the same situation not that long ago not even a year ago today when i

00:10:36.000 got expelled from university for trying to help you by telling you god's honest truth here's the

00:10:42.480 steroids i did here's the steroids i'm doing someone had to go ahead and get me kicked out of school 0.70

00:10:48.960 right so i'm i'm not a character i'm not a well-developed character i this is a horror story

00:10:56.480 right i wish i wish that i wasn't a autist doing this rant right now i wish i was walking around 0.97

00:11:04.080 the dining hall like a normal kid like a normal motherfucker hanging out with my buddies in 0.99

00:11:08.800 college right even if it's cope even if college is the dumbest thing known to man i wish i had that 0.98

00:11:15.120 experience and you guys took that away from me so this is what you get this is not character

00:11:20.560 development this is a horror story of what the happened so i'm just going with with you know the

00:11:27.120 flow i'm not going to sit here and complain about it any more than i am right now

00:11:31.520 right so that that experience got taken away from me by you guys right that experience i will never get

00:11:37.600 to to live the normal life of a normal kid um so i'm gonna try to mug i'm gonna try to basically do

00:11:43.680 whatever the it takes to mug uh and that requires extreme measures so what i want you guys to

00:11:50.080 understand is that after i got kicked out of school my point is my motivation to go to my

00:11:56.320 normie wage job right where i was a server where i was a food runner every single day off no sleep

00:12:02.320 working 16 8 18 hour shifts was i am gonna pull myself out of this hell i didn't ladar i didn't 0.99

00:12:08.800 fucking cope i didn't say oh my life sucks i said let me get my ass there so that i can slowly chip 0.99

00:12:14.160 away at the money that i need to be able to get plastic surgery because i know plastic surgery is 1.00

00:12:19.120 going to save my life right so after i do that after i keep going to work every fucking day and i keep 0.97

00:12:26.240 chipping away at that amount of money that's driving me so find what drives you find what needs to be

00:12:32.000 done all right in order to get out of the situation that you're in be able to fulfill yourself and

00:12:38.880 once again i understand that some people will never be able to reach you know the goals of others

00:12:43.520 because of the black pill because of genetic predeterminism but that doesn't mean that you 0.83

00:12:47.760 should lidar so uh i don't know what the fucking point of this rant is uh i just wanted to tell you 0.97

00:12:53.680 that i am not a jester for your amusement right i am sharing my story i am updating you guys this is a 0.89

00:13:00.240 documentary not a fucking comedy right so hopefully you could take a look at what i'm doing and 0.92

00:13:06.240 realize that i might not be so crazy okay 0.97

Clavicular - December 03, 2025

This Video Will Help You Ascend in 2026

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