Fleccas Talks Podcast

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 76. Today on the show,

00:00:06.080 Trans Day of Visibility came and went. We're going to show you what the trans people wanted

00:00:09.920 us to see. Then Nike goes full twink after signing Dylan Bolvaney to a sports bra ad.

00:00:15.960 Then after that, a progressive tech CEO was murdered in San Francisco. We'll tell you what

00:00:21.040 happened there. And last but not least, we have possibly the most unhinged housekeeping we've

00:00:26.780 ever done. All this and more is Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 76. Ranked the best new podcast

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00:00:36.180 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.

00:00:41.820 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:00:47.180 Very cool. Very cool.

00:00:50.820 Fluckus Talks, the podcast featuring Richard.

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00:01:44.700 That was great. Yeah, one for one, true. All right, welcome to housekeeping. Hope everyone's

00:01:52.600 doing well. Richard, how are you? I'm good. Good. Yeah, excited for schizo housekeeping.

00:01:57.620 Yeah, we have like four pages of housekeeping. Great, and I've been busy.

00:02:03.040 All right, heart attacks and blood clots this week, nothing. Nothing really came across my desk.

00:02:07.860 I didn't really see anything, so there's nothing this week. Yeah, I saw Stanford is quietly like just

00:02:13.220 not requiring the vaccine anymore. No explanation, no nothing. Also, haven't heard of many new

00:02:19.280 variants, right? Remember when there was a new variant every quarter? Haven't heard anything. I

00:02:23.440 think the elites are done with it. Yeah. It's the Andy meme, I don't want to play with you anymore.

00:02:27.720 Yeah, it seems to have run its course. You served your purpose. You know, we did the greatest wealth

00:02:30.960 transfer. We printed all the money. We got people in office. We wanted to get in office. Through mail

00:02:35.960 and votes. Yeah, it's done, and you know, we'll bring it back. We'll ramp it back up if we need it.

00:02:40.720 That was a good heist. Good hustle for them. That was a really, really good heist. They really

00:02:45.440 psyoped everybody. It doesn't get much better than that. They probably are doing a victory lap in

00:02:50.280 their little secret meetings. They're drinking champagne. I know. We did it. We alienated

00:02:57.000 everybody. Yeah, we did it. We took all the money, and we changed the world. All right, we have some

00:03:02.500 doppelgangers. I know we quit last week on doppelgangers, but there's a couple that came across my desk

00:03:07.540 that I really couldn't ignore. There's this first one at Richard Rappoy, just this picture,

00:03:12.340 and then, yeah, so this one looks just like him. Some sort of skinny version. Yeah, that's like

00:03:18.180 your after picture if you did the right thing. Yeah, if I finally got my life right. Get some

00:03:22.580 Ozempic in you. I wouldn't want to be that skinny, though. That skinny's too low. Yeah, me neither.

00:03:26.060 That neck is not enough in the neck. Exactly. And then this next one, this Domino's pizza guy.

00:03:31.660 We had to include this because I wore the Domino's outfit. This is Colton. Comes in.

00:03:39.180 Yeah. Well, I couldn't be you either because he pops his shirt and the girls are cheering. I know.

00:03:45.940 It's not even this. Yeah, Colton's shredded. And then watch this. Here's the move when you

00:03:51.420 really know it's not me. Worm. Oh, yeah. The worm. The tight pants. And then watch this.

00:03:59.580 The full backflip. That's how you really know it's not me. So good one. Nice try, but obviously

00:04:05.560 not me. That's the Magic Mike version of you. Yeah. I will take more attractive doppelgangers,

00:04:10.380 though. I'm never turning down like a guy who's slightly better. Yeah. That's a nice change because

00:04:15.520 usually you get humiliated or I get humiliated with the doppelgangers. Yeah. That's why I snuck

00:04:20.020 these in so you couldn't sneak any pigs in and say it was me. All right. Also, quick point. I know

00:04:25.680 you guys like the doppelgangers. We love the doppelgangers, too. If you send me the bearded

00:04:30.660 Greta Thunberg doppelganger for Rap Boy, you're exposing yourself as a podcast misser.

00:04:37.240 I'm actually getting a lot of those for you as well. I go, we covered this three weeks ago. This

00:04:41.260 was two weeks ago. So it does expose. So if you have a recommendation for doppelgangers,

00:04:46.180 you best not miss or else you expose yourself as a podcast misser. All right. Let's keep

00:04:52.060 going. Trump got arrested. He's in jail now. Yeah. He's behind bars. Yeah. Trump got arrested.

00:04:58.660 Obviously, it's all a sham. Who cares? It's all fake and nothing. But there was some silver

00:05:05.520 lining to the whole thing. We won the shirt contest. Yeah, we did. Everyone knew there might

00:05:10.920 be a mugshot. There might not be. But there was definitely a merch opportunity. Everyone knew

00:05:17.240 that. Trump released a shirt himself, probably sold a bunch. Good for him. That being said,

00:05:23.400 we won the contest. We made art. Free Big Don. These two versions. Incredible. Yeah. 10

00:05:30.540 out of 10. Richard Rap Boy did a great job. We worked on it together, but he really went above

00:05:35.000 them beyond. And now, yeah, they're available on fleckusmerch.com. Get them while you still can.

00:05:40.620 Free Big Don. It's a culture piece. Yeah. My favorite is the three-face. The three-face

00:05:45.340 blue lightning schizo design, like cornrows. I love that shit. Pretty schizo. And then I said we

00:05:51.280 wanted, I missed an opportunity to do a similar kind of shirt for like Snarf Snarf O'Banion. I wanted

00:05:56.700 to do one in that style, but that ship has kind of sailed. So it's like an urban style, I guess

00:06:01.020 you can call it. Yeah. We're going to do more shirts like that. But get yours while

00:06:05.220 you still can. Fleckusmerch.com is the site. They're very popular. Sold a bunch of them.

00:06:10.780 I think you guys want to have these forever. Yeah. You'll never forget what happened. Also

00:06:14.620 with this whole Trump being arrested thing. And we spoke about this a few weeks ago with

00:06:18.160 Tareen Jean-Pierre, how she's like a stupid diversity hire and she's in way over her skis

00:06:23.680 and is like lying for the regime's crimes. Yep. That's the same with Alvin Bragg.

00:06:28.400 Like a hundred percent. That DA, everyone says, oh, he went to Harvard law. And it's

00:06:32.960 like, that's, that's the proof. Like he's a diversity hire. He gets into Harvard law and

00:06:38.420 now he's the DA. And it's like, if he was a smart person, he would say, Hey, I'm abusing

00:06:43.400 the law here. This isn't right. I'm not going to do this. So clearly he's stupid. And then

00:06:47.380 if he's stupid and he got into Harvard law and is now the DA of New York, you're kind of

00:06:51.720 seeing how they use their like pawns. They're useful. They're, they're idiots. They're useful

00:06:56.040 idiots. Yep. Kim Fox would be an example of that too. In Chicago, the Jesse Smollett

00:07:00.300 DA. Exactly. So they have their diversity hires. They push them through the institutions.

00:07:04.340 They get them into a position of power and then they're too stupid to even realize what

00:07:08.460 they're doing. And then they just lie and do crimes for the regime. Yeah. And then I

00:07:12.180 think Cernovich, I'll outsource my legal opinion to Cernovich a little bit as a lawyer. And he

00:07:17.760 said that the indictment had like the same point copied and pasted 34 times just with the dates

00:07:27.580 changed on when he did something to cover like, and the whole point is the crimes in service of a

00:07:34.100 crime escalated these from misdemeanors to felonies. And the crime is trying to keep yourself to looking

00:07:39.680 good for the election. Yeah. So that's the crime. I don't think we've ever seen a politician suppress

00:07:45.860 a story or sign an NDA or pay anyone hush money before. So Alvin Bragg was right.

00:07:51.080 Yeah. So Alvin Bragg did that. But if you were a real Harvard law person, you'd go, oh, there's

00:07:56.120 no, there's nothing here. We're fabricating this. If we put this out, this is like, we lose our

00:08:00.920 license for this. This is like stupid and there's no, there's no case. Yeah. And especially in the

00:08:05.260 legal world, like it's always precedent, precedent, like this happened, like, and then this case got

00:08:11.240 settled and that created a precedent. And it's like Alvin Bragg is being the dumb guy

00:08:15.720 who's like, let's just indict a former president first time, see how it goes. So it's the same

00:08:21.200 thing. There's no precedent for it. Um, it's purely politically motivated and you know, they,

00:08:26.280 they made it a show. Yeah. They made it a show and they're not stopping and they don't care that

00:08:31.500 we notice, uh, Harvard law. So the, basically we got rug pulled. Yeah. Us Ivy leaguers got rug

00:08:38.040 pulled. There used to be a time where you say, oh, I went to Princeton. I went to Yale. I went to

00:08:41.240 Harvard. I went to Columbia. I went to Dartmouth. Oh wow. I went to Cornell. Whoa. You went to

00:08:46.560 Cornell rug pull. It doesn't matter. Now all the idiots got in. Now it's all just BLM school.

00:08:51.680 Exactly. And you paid the high price and you're losing the prestige now. So it's like you got

00:08:55.540 double rug pulled. Sorry. Sorry to my parents. Yeah. A hundred percent degree doesn't matter

00:09:00.800 anymore. And I might like burn it on fire for a YouTube bit. All right, moving on. We have

00:09:07.480 really important stuff to get to. This is a very important housekeeping. It's our most unhinged

00:09:10.640 housekeeping yet. And not for any reason that you've seen so far. It's coming. Uh, I went

00:09:15.660 to the dog park the other day. I asked the guy, what's your dog's name? And he goes, honey

00:09:19.560 bean. Yeah. Like I'm not calling the dog that. Yeah. No other points there. I just want to

00:09:25.860 get that out there. I'm not, I'm not saying that I'm not calling the dog honey bean. Yeah.

00:09:28.740 I'm not engaging or whatever role play stupid shit you have going on with your dog. All right.

00:09:33.280 Um, let's get into some of the shout outs. We had people shout out the show. This guy kicked

00:09:37.280 over the rocks and shouted out the show for Fleckus. Not today. Hippie. And some people

00:09:46.240 might be saying, Oh, don't kick that over. They marked the trails for the, for the hiking.

00:09:50.060 Yeah. Behind the home Depot at the shopping center. Yeah. There's no trails there near

00:09:53.920 the underpass. Come on. Yeah. Everyone knows where they're at. Um, all right. And then also

00:09:59.040 we, you know how we always complain about record holders and how they're stupid records.

00:10:03.160 Yeah. And then people like get records for like fastest marathon in a while running in

00:10:08.500 a jumpsuit upside down. Yeah. It's just like these little segmentations that make it a

00:10:12.800 record. Yeah. We're watching it closely. We're watching it closely. We have a shout out from

00:10:16.860 an actual world record holder. The woman with the world's largest lips shouted out the podcast.

00:10:24.680 Hello. I'm Andrejvanova. I have the world's largest lips and you're watching Fleckus talk the podcast.

00:10:38.040 So as you can see, I've been busy. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good. I've been busy. Uh, and that's not even the

00:10:46.640 good stuff. Okay. What else have you been up to? We're going to be fully unhinged in just a few

00:10:50.320 minutes. We're getting to it. Uh, before we continue on, just make sure you guys leave a

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00:11:10.640 And it brightens my day to see all the people who just comment, tickle, tickle. Me too. So it shows

00:11:15.400 that the soldiers are strong. The army is growing, you know? It's good show lore too. Exactly. All

00:11:20.820 right. Moving on. Um, the calcium in the bones. Yeah. I saw this. Yeah. It says CNN headline,

00:11:28.760 the calcium in our bones and teeth likely came from stars exploding and supernovas and scattering

00:11:33.360 this mineral across the universe in massive quantities, according to a new study. Oh, new

00:11:37.880 study. So star blew up and now it goes in my teeth. Does that ring true to you? I don't know.

00:11:45.400 I don't know. Stars blew up and it goes in my bones now. Yeah. I don't know. That doesn't

00:11:52.640 really ring true to me. Yeah. All right. There is a, I have no opinion. I'll just let

00:11:57.840 you do your schizo. Yeah. Well, Oh, the star blew up and now you can choose, you can

00:12:01.820 chew a burritos. Doubt. That doesn't really make sense to me. Um, I felt like I was made

00:12:08.020 and created by like an engineer, like a really smart engineer, not blown up. And now I have

00:12:13.300 all my bones, my bones fell into place. Ooh, that was lucky. Ooh. All right. Uh, Caitlin

00:12:19.520 Clark. And then the other girl, there was some controversy there. Angel Reese, Angel

00:12:23.100 Reese, Angel Reese, LSU versus what Iowa. It's the first time I've ever seen anybody talk

00:12:27.060 about women's basketball like this. So I guess that's a sign. Yeah. Yeah. Congrats

00:12:30.740 ladies. You're doing it. Get involved with some Conor McGregor style drama, but again, we'll

00:12:35.900 watch. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But again, the ESPN vultures, uh, and black people everywhere

00:12:40.560 started saying how it was racist to treat them differently because, uh, Caitlin Clark

00:12:45.320 did like a thing like this where she'd kind of hit a three and she played on Iowa, which

00:12:49.760 is like a mostly white girls team. This other girl, Angel Reese played on LSU, which is majority

00:12:54.520 black. And, uh, Caitlin Clark was like hitting a three and then turning to her bench and doing

00:12:59.180 this, like, you know, a little bit of showboating, a little bit of like in the moment, like, you

00:13:03.720 know, shit like that. And, uh, then Angel Reese came and you know, if I'm Angel Reese, I

00:13:09.640 don't like the attention that Caitlin Clark is getting, she was getting so much social

00:13:12.700 media stuff. Um, like highlight reels, all this cool stuff. Cause she was like the MVP

00:13:17.740 basically of the tournament. And then Angel Reese didn't like this. And, uh, LSU ended

00:13:22.500 up beating Iowa in the national championship pretty big. And so she was doing a lot of like

00:13:26.700 mocking stuff, like doing this and then like pointing ring on her finger and stuff. Yeah.

00:13:31.220 But as we saw, she was like chasing her around the court, like doing this, like it would

00:13:36.520 be like, yeah, that's the big difference. So, so there was a difference. And then the

00:13:40.680 black, uh, sports commentator community pretended like there was literally no difference. Yeah,

00:13:46.100 exactly. There was no difference. Uh, and now everyone, exactly. There's no difference is

00:13:50.740 the, is the key thing. And there was a big difference. The clock was like winding down

00:13:55.000 and with 11 seconds left and the star player of the national championship team was following

00:13:59.200 around a girl and doing this. Like, I don't know. That's the difference. It's like, if you're

00:14:02.720 in the game, you're talking trash, that's fine. I'm a big trash talker. I always have

00:14:06.220 been football in college. I talked a lot of trash. That's most part of my, uh, my attitude

00:14:10.720 and my lore, uh, happy to do it. It's a good thing. I'm, I'm fine with trash talking, but

00:14:15.740 when the game's over, you turn it off because that's good sportsmanship. And if you don't

00:14:20.520 turn it off, then you're low class. Yeah. And that's it. So it doesn't have the race doesn't

00:14:24.980 have to play into it, but it does, because now us getting not mad, but us saying, oh, that's

00:14:31.300 low class for Angel Reese. That's racist. But then if it was the other way around and it

00:14:35.460 was Caitlin Clark going like this to Angel Reese's face, that would be racist too.

00:14:39.280 You know, it's a Chinese finger trap. It's always racist.

00:14:41.440 It's a Chinese finger trap. And then it's like, you can't just have an opinion too. Like

00:14:44.740 I can say, oh, Angel Reese, that's a low class move. The whistle's done. The game's over.

00:14:48.740 You won the championship and you're chasing around the girl going like this. That's low

00:14:52.640 class. That could be my opinion. Maybe people agree. Maybe they disagree. You can say, oh,

00:14:57.180 you're wrong. I don't think that was that bad. Okay. But it's like, now we have to attribute

00:15:00.860 the worst motives to anyone who goes against Angel Reese. So if I say, oh, that's low class,

00:15:05.140 it's like, oh, that's racist. You're racist. That's why you're saying it's low class. When

00:15:08.540 it's low class, it's actually not racist to hold a black person and a white person to the

00:15:12.520 same standard. It's either class, you either have class or you don't. So there was a big

00:15:17.160 difference between what happened. Everyone's trying to pretend, Bryson even, Bryson Creates

00:15:20.580 was who we like. He just, we just didn't agree on this one. He was saying that it was

00:15:27.120 kind of racist that people cared because Angel Reese is black and Caitlin Carter, Caitlin,

00:15:31.880 whatever Clark is white, but that's not the case. The game was over. When the game is done,

00:15:37.560 you stop. Yeah. Like the facts and the situation actually in the context actually matter. Um,

00:15:44.040 you know, and people like to ignore it and see race instead. So I don't know. It just seems like

00:15:48.780 a waste of time. Dave Portnoy and Barstool, all the Barstool guys kind of like got in on this

00:15:52.960 and they were like, it's classless. Yeah. So I love, I love to see Dave Portnoy double down and,

00:15:57.800 you know, it is low class and that's just what it is. When I played football my junior year,

00:16:02.360 I would talk a lot of shit in the games, whatever. And then I had an internship that summer, uh,

00:16:07.720 before my senior year. And I was on a finance desk in New York. And one of the guys I was there with

00:16:13.740 was working there at that bank and was a football player at a team that we played.

00:16:19.240 Mm-hmm. And I saw him and I'm like, Hey, I'm like, Hey, what's up, man? You played at Princeton.

00:16:22.980 Like, cool. And the guy was kind of like, yeah, yeah. Like good to see you again. Like kind of

00:16:28.180 like mad and weird. And I'm like, what's up? And it's like, well, the last time you saw me,

00:16:31.820 like you spit at me and called me a pussy. And it's like, Oh, like, I'm like, sorry about that.

00:16:36.620 Like we're in the game. Anything goes. You didn't spit at people. I spit at people. That's crazy.

00:16:41.440 You're classless. Oh, I was a little classes, but when the game's over, I turn it off. Yeah. You didn't go find

00:16:46.420 them after they lost and spit. Yeah. And go like, fuck you. I told you, I just go, Oh,

00:16:50.600 you know, game's over. Good game. And I, I turn it off entirely. Yeah. And that's what you're

00:16:54.920 supposed to do. And if you don't do it, you're low class. And if you're low class, it's not

00:16:58.260 you're low class. Cause I'm racist. It's just, you're low class based on your behavior that I'm

00:17:03.000 just objectively viewing. Yeah. So that's that. Yeah. Anything else we need to add to that?

00:17:09.080 No. I mean, I just thought it was insane that people, and then like people like Shaq,

00:17:12.800 like Shaquille O'Neal or on Twitter just being like, you a piece of shit, like, you know,

00:17:17.740 like these low brow kind of like insults. And it's like, all right, man, like it's my opinion,

00:17:23.560 you know, there's, there's kind of have an opinion. And then it's like, class is also an

00:17:27.320 opinion. Like what's class, what's not, you know? So, so if you say that the black girl has no class,

00:17:32.980 that's racist, even though you're saying that based on her behavior and then you can, then they say,

00:17:38.920 well, the Caitlin Clark did it too, but they didn't do the same thing. Caitlin Clark did it

00:17:42.800 to her own bench in the middle of the game during the heat of the moment. The other girl was doing

00:17:46.980 it after the game's over talking shit. Yeah. It's real low class shit. Maybe I'm racist. Maybe I

00:17:52.600 hate black people. Yeah. You definitely do now. There's no world where she would be full of class.

00:17:58.640 And there was something deep seated with this Angel Reese girl. Like, uh, she wanted to do this,

00:18:05.500 you know, like, and I think it has a big part to do with how much social media and media attention

00:18:10.000 Caitlin Clark was getting. Yeah. And so it was like a jealous, like mad, like you don't deserve

00:18:14.740 this. We do. We're the champions, which I get, you know, that's like competitive fire. That's

00:18:18.520 competitive spirit, but it resulted in classless behavior. Also, apparently Joe Biden said she wanted

00:18:24.020 to invite Iowa to the white house too, which is also classless trash LSU one. They're the only ones

00:18:29.980 who should go. Right. Yeah. Like that's it. Yeah. So, so that's our opinion. And I don't think

00:18:34.620 we're racist. I just think we just think what we think. I'll wait and see what NPR guy kind

00:18:39.320 of writes an article and says who the racists are. Then I'll tell you. Yeah, exactly. All

00:18:44.040 right. Moving on. There was a Las Vegas shooting update. Yeah. The guy, uh, he lost, he didn't

00:18:49.940 like how he was treated by the casinos. So he shot at a country concert. Yeah. The gunman

00:18:54.940 who killed 60 people in 2017, Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks

00:19:01.580 before the mass shooting. So he lost a lot of money, uh, and was upset about how the casinos

00:19:05.280 had treated him according to FBI documents made public. Oh, so he was just gambling. He

00:19:10.040 lost a bunch of money and that's why he did it. Yeah. And apparently the casino stopped giving

00:19:14.240 him such sweet comps. They wouldn't give him the suite. They wouldn't give him the X, Y,

00:19:17.920 Z, you know, the free, uh, the meals at Nobu and whatever. So he went into a big suite, booked

00:19:24.820 two rooms and started just firing at a country concert. Yeah. Because he's mad at the gambling

00:19:30.060 casino. Yeah. So that's like a fed article right there. It was another fed article that

00:19:34.240 came out, uh, covering your camera is bad for your computer. Biggest fed thing ever.

00:19:39.460 Yeah. Covering the camera could damage your laptop. Apple. Okay. Fed. Thanks Apple. I'll

00:19:44.940 let you have anything. Yeah. Um, I think when I saw Mark Zuckerberg do an interview and his

00:19:50.160 camera on his laptop was covered with like a post-it note, that's when I was like, okay,

00:19:54.120 we should all do this, you know, a hundred P and obviously Zuckerberg is probably a target,

00:19:58.940 but you know, I don't trust like that. Yeah, exactly. Same here. All right. Next. There was

00:20:04.260 a woman, uh, who lost weight by doubling her calories. Yeah. Um, yeah, it's pretty simple

00:20:10.080 headline. She just said, uh, I lost weight by doubling my calorie intake. Here's how it works.

00:20:15.040 No need to read further into it. We will give that a try. Yeah. We will give that a try. Sounds

00:20:20.420 like it worked. Don't need to know how, don't need to read, don't need to know about the working out.

00:20:24.340 Yeah. So she doubled her calories, but she 2.1 X her exercise probably. And that's how

00:20:29.260 it works. Calories in calories out, right guys? We're not, it's not that crazy. It's

00:20:33.340 not that crazy. There's not a secret to unlock helicopter. The elk got helicoptered out.

00:20:38.640 Yeah. Let's see what you have to say. I don't have much to say. So guys got the elk. He

00:20:44.520 attaches it to the helicopter, hooks it to the thing. That's a fun experience. Yeah. That's

00:20:49.200 cool. That's probably fun. And then the helicopter goes, the elk gets carried out.

00:20:54.040 I was going to say, imagine if you're another elk and you witness this up and you see just

00:21:00.300 like the flying elk go by that would really, that would really set you back. Or it would

00:21:05.820 give you a religious experience or something. You start thinking like, Whoa, what? That's

00:21:09.860 the chosen elk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some elk can fly. Yeah. Wow. That's a good point. All right.

00:21:16.200 We are coming into page three of housekeeping. Dylan Mulvaney. We have a lot of Dylan Mulvaney

00:21:22.340 stuff. Yeah. And we actually covered it last week too in bonus land. So we were kind of

00:21:25.900 ahead of all the Nike and the Bud Light corporate sponsorship. Dylan Mulvaney, as we mentioned

00:21:30.620 in bonus land also got paid 26 K to go speak at the university of Pittsburgh. Yeah. So that's

00:21:36.040 6,000 and no one protested her, her. I don't know him. What is he? You can't, you can't start

00:21:41.380 with that shit. I just say it how it comes out. Twink, twink, twink. She's a twink. He's

00:21:47.080 trans. He's a twink. Um, all right. So Dylan Mulvaney, first let's do the, uh, the

00:21:51.760 unkissable article and we've kind of talked about this, but it came out again, another

00:21:54.900 article. Yeah. So Dylan Mulvaney is getting all this money, all this corporate, uh, social

00:21:58.700 media sponsorship, but still nobody's kissing him. Why will nobody kiss me? Dylan Mulvaney

00:22:03.560 man's man to girl transition has won him. Tick tock fame, riches and allies in the white

00:22:09.320 house, but left him lonely and undateable. Oh yeah. You know what I'm going to say

00:22:14.220 here? Gay guys don't like girls. Let's say it at the same time. Okay. You should

00:22:19.540 have stayed a twink. You should have stayed a twink. If you're a gay guy, you're a little

00:22:24.860 twink boy. You don't pretend to be a girl. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, exactly. It's

00:22:28.360 like you're a little twink boy and then you become a girl and then you like gay guys.

00:22:32.920 It's like you're setting yourself up for failure. Gay guys don't like girls. And then

00:22:37.280 it's like, and then that, and then I think this means based on this article and what Dylan

00:22:41.760 Mulvaney is mad about, I think it means that he's mad that he now thinks he's a girl and

00:22:47.240 he thinks straight people, straight men should be dating him. I think that's who he likes.

00:22:51.160 And I think that's who he likes. Yeah. So he wants straight men to date him. I'm a girl

00:22:55.640 now. Why are no straight men dating me? Cause you're not a girl. Which is a tale as old

00:22:59.660 as time in that community. In the fringe, the, you know, LGB, as soon as you go past that

00:23:04.940 and the extra letters, nobody dates any of those extra letters. Yeah. Or they date each

00:23:09.660 other. It goes circular. So that's why you see pregnant man with, you know, woman, little

00:23:16.060 fake man, woman, you know, it is flip and they go together. They flip, they go together

00:23:20.140 and it's like, you could have just not changed and done it normal. Yeah. So Dylan Mulvaney

00:23:24.800 thinks he's a girl, but it's still a gay guy at heart. And then no gay guys want to bang

00:23:31.040 a girl and then no straight guys want to bang a guy. So it's a, it's a real like tongue

00:23:36.680 twister almost. It's a Chinese finger trap. Yeah. And you got it in and you're trapped.

00:23:41.160 He needs to date another trans person maybe. Yeah. What were you saying off camera that

00:23:45.200 you'd, you'd date Dylan Mulvaney? You were saying that off camera. Well, I was saying

00:23:48.000 Dylan Mulvaney wouldn't even give me a shot because our politics are so different. So

00:23:51.600 there's no need to even see if we'd like each other. So he's alienated the gays. He's

00:23:55.680 alienated Republicans. And so he's looking for a straight guy who's willing to fuck a little

00:24:00.520 twink boy who tries to be a girl. Yeah. Well, he should get the surgery. I think Dylan

00:24:05.460 Mulvaney should cut his dick off. Yeah. I think so too. If you're serious about it,

00:24:09.600 that's what I'm saying. Show these corporations who are paying you so much money that you're

00:24:13.560 serious about being a woman, Dylan. You're almost legally obligated to. That's what I

00:24:17.680 think. Take that Nike money. And I think there was some sort of a little, little thing where

00:24:22.260 Dylan Mulvaney said he was on HRT, hormone replacement therapy, like months and months ago.

00:24:28.860 But then we haven't seen the result of that. So like, I think he's kind of lying and stopping

00:24:33.540 and he just wants to be a little twink boy. Well, he had that surgery where he like shaved

00:24:37.040 his bones down. Yeah. The facial feminization surgery. Yes. Yeah. So he's, he's, he's doing

00:24:42.340 some, but that's basically cosmetic stuff. You know? He's got to cut his dick off. He's

00:24:45.840 got to cut it off. Or else that Nike money gets sent back. Yeah, exactly. Also, I was saying

00:24:51.700 like, we were just talking about this before off camera. Anomaly had tweeted like, oh, what

00:24:57.200 conservatives, why are they posting this guy? Like, I see him more from conservatives than I do

00:25:01.260 from the left. And it's like, bro, they handed us a gift in our lap. This mentally ill twink

00:25:09.020 boy who's getting, uh, deals everywhere. Nike, the biggest company ever. It's like, it's

00:25:15.100 too perfect. And it's like, I don't want to see it on my timeline. And it's like, I thought

00:25:18.000 that was a weird, a little bit of a weird take because it's like, they handed us this

00:25:21.720 golden goose, this idiot. I can see both sides of the take. Like there's one take where

00:25:27.060 it's like the, a lot of people that are spreading the weird twink shit are right wing

00:25:31.560 people. So it's getting further than you would have gotten if they were just doing it on their

00:25:35.220 own. But I think the other side of it is for us, at least we're making fun of it and doing

00:25:39.820 bits and jokes, which is fun. It's a fun show. You know, we've uplifting gold at the end to

00:25:44.040 wrap it all up. Absolutely. Um, but also we kind of need to see the bad stuff to be aware

00:25:50.480 of the bad stuff. A hundred percent. And it's not like anybody in our audience is like, Oh,

00:25:54.160 I kind of like this guy. I'm ready to like support him. No, it's like, it's a hate watch

00:25:58.860 and it's an awareness thing. And especially with all the trans stuff, the trans church,

00:26:03.500 we're going to do a trans church person, pastor later. It's like to raise awareness for people

00:26:08.460 who might not, who go to work at a nine to five job and then they come home and they're tired and

00:26:13.020 they make dinner and then they raise their kids a little bit. It's like, these people need to

00:26:17.040 know what's going on kind of behind closed doors at schools, at, you know, community events and

00:26:21.780 things like that, things like that. So it's kind of like an awareness thing. It goes both ways,

00:26:26.560 but I can see how personally it'd be like, Oh, more twink shit. Yeah. Non-stop twink shit.

00:26:32.200 All right. Moving on, dude. It's fun. You guys know me. And then Dylan Mulvaney got the Nike ad.

00:26:37.000 Here's the Nike ad playing in the background. Yeah. And you know, when I saw the Nike ad, I just thought to

00:26:42.480 myself, it's going to be my Patriot supply time soon where you have to eat the freeze-dried food.

00:26:50.360 Yeah. The emergency food supply. Yeah. It's coming. And it's like a humiliation thing too. Like Nike,

00:26:55.880 this reminds me of like George Floyd stuff where it's like Nike doesn't need to do this. Nike is not

00:27:03.100 making more money for doing this. Doesn't move the needle. Doesn't move the needle. It doesn't apply

00:27:08.160 to their audience. It's not helpful. There's not even a lot of trans people that need sports bras

00:27:12.060 like that. So it's like Nike doing this is actually showing their cards. And I think that

00:27:16.920 the 2024 election, the, the, the 2024 elections, George Floyd will be the LGBTs, the T's especially.

00:27:24.800 Interesting. Um, and the thing is with the Nike, it's like, exactly. It doesn't drive the bottom

00:27:30.400 line. It doesn't drive revenue. This Dylan Mulvaney. It's the opposite. It's a, it's just like a simple

00:27:35.080 demoralization campaign, right? It's like, okay, let's, let's kind of tell the world we're in charge

00:27:39.960 now. It's a Twink's world. And it's like the same with, uh, Alvin Bragg. Oh, Harvard. This is what

00:27:45.900 Harvard does now. Oh, Nike and my Air Jordan. Like, Oh, you know, Nike. This is what Nike does

00:27:52.880 now. Yep. So it's just like, take something that you liked. It's like if you were, you know,

00:27:56.940 except for the boomers with Bruce Jenner, like the boomers love Bruce Jenner and they go, this is

00:28:02.240 your Olympian hero. It's so true. This is the triathlete Wheaties box. This is your Wheaties box guy.

00:28:07.100 Yeah. Who's in charge? The Twinks. The people that pull the Twink strings. Yeah. All right. Um,

00:28:14.500 moving on. We have a massive Rob update. Remember last week how Rob had ceviche after tennis with

00:28:21.160 his buddy? Yeah. In Miami. Of course. And we talked about it on the show. Here's the clip.

00:28:25.400 If you guys aren't familiar. Yesterday after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviches. So yesterday after

00:28:31.700 tennis, him and his buddy had ceviche. And I, I loved hearing that, right? I got the button.

00:28:35.720 Yesterday after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche. Right. So I kind of went a little crazy on it,

00:28:41.800 right? And you thought I was crazy for harping on this, right? Of course. Of course. Well, if I'm

00:28:45.960 crazy, how do you explain this? It looks like the entire world is talking about Rob and ceviche

00:28:53.080 in tennis. Look at this. First, the Muppet clip.

00:29:05.560 Sorry. I was imitating Rob eating all the ceviche after tennis at the cabana.

00:29:10.920 What? He's imitating Rob eating ceviche after tennis at the cabana. How does he even know about

00:29:17.480 that? I don't know. He must watch the show, right? That guy must watch the show. Someone must watch the

00:29:20.780 show. Well, everyone must watch Rob and then is talking about it too. Yeah. This is going, this is

00:29:25.080 all these clips, by the way, this is international and interspecies. Yeah. There's animals talking about

00:29:31.120 it. Let's go to the next one from New York. What's going on in New York? Naked cowboy. Famous guy.

00:29:34.920 Where I bought her ceviche after his tennis match. That's just what he needs to do to get that old

00:29:42.840 swing back. Hey, I'll see you down in the cabana in Miami. The Nate Etica, that's a huge famous guy,

00:29:50.720 the Naked Cowboy in New York Times Square. And he's talking about Rob and ceviche in cabana. Rob

00:29:56.420 order ceviche. And then that's not it. There's a, there's a chipmunk who's wrote a note about it.

00:30:03.880 What does the note say?

00:30:07.640 It says, Hey Rob, get ready for tennis in Miami. Who's bringing the ceviche? Cabanas,

00:30:12.440 cabanas, cabanas, peanut. And that's a, that's a chipmunk who wrote that. Yeah. Wow. I think

00:30:17.700 that's a squirrel, right? And then it goes into the, this actually goes cross political too,

00:30:22.980 because people on both sides, people that are our opponents and our enemies in the political game,

00:30:29.160 they're talking about it too. They don't even care. Rob, all I'm going to say is Miami

00:30:33.840 ceviche tennis now. So this guy, you'd think hates us. He's talking about Rob and ceviche.

00:30:43.400 And he's talking about playing tennis in Miami and ceviche after. Dude, that's crazy. All right.

00:30:47.500 What's the next one? Jeffrey Marsh, the guy who tries to have kids on his Patreon, who we don't like.

00:30:51.900 Hey Rob, hope you're having fun in Miami at the cabana. I'm very jealous, Rob.

00:31:00.280 Fleckis is going to be there tomorrow and he's bringing ceviche. Again, very jealous of you. Get your tennis racket ready.

00:31:11.380 What? Get your tennis racket ready.

00:31:12.720 The whole world is talking about this. That's a guy we featured on Cringe of the Week like multiple times.

00:31:17.580 That guy hates us. But he's addressing you and saying Rob stuff.

00:31:21.120 What a good friend.

00:31:22.100 Everyone watches the show. Everyone sees what Rob is up to. And then there's one more from the Cornish Seal Sanctuary.

00:31:29.740 Let's check it out.

00:31:30.260 I hope you're loving Miami.

00:31:31.480 Hello, Rob. My name's Lauren from the Cornish Seal Sanctuary.

00:31:35.120 We hope you're having lots of fun playing tennis in Miami and that you're enjoying the ceviche.

00:31:41.280 Do you know who else enjoys eating ceviche?

00:31:44.720 Our friend Yulogsia.

00:31:46.140 And we hope you have a wonderful time. All the love from your friends at Fleckis.

00:31:51.620 Well, that part, you don't have to say who.

00:31:54.400 Oh, my God.

00:31:55.820 Well, what?

00:31:57.580 The whole world is talking about it. Different species of animals are talking about it.

00:32:02.360 This show is more popular than I thought.

00:32:03.860 We must have more reach or views somewhere.

00:32:05.880 We need to be careful with all this reach we got.

00:32:08.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:32:09.160 How do you explain that?

00:32:10.300 So, are you done?

00:32:12.480 Yeah.

00:32:13.220 How much money did you spend on this?

00:32:15.400 I have been very busy.

00:32:17.880 I have been very busy.

00:32:19.300 Basically, I discovered a queer voices tab on Cameo.

00:32:24.740 Yeah, you're paying our political enemies now to do Rob Bits?

00:32:27.660 Yeah.

00:32:28.260 I think you need to come to terms with that in some sense.

00:32:31.660 Yeah.

00:32:32.160 But in the end of the day, I'm kind of grounding.

00:32:36.140 You know?

00:32:36.520 The world is crazy.

00:32:38.420 Things get out of hand.

00:32:39.680 A lot of stuff's out of our control.

00:32:41.640 I can control my little universe that I create.

00:32:45.040 Yes.

00:32:45.280 And this is grounding.

00:32:46.620 Okay.

00:32:46.820 So, if Rob gets ceviche after tennis and I go crazy for that, that's actually a low-stakes

00:32:51.820 thing.

00:32:52.060 It wasn't a big deal.

00:32:53.200 So, I'm grounding.

00:32:54.700 And also, keep in mind, I'm kind of calling the realities bluff.

00:33:01.080 Okay.

00:33:01.560 In a way.

00:33:02.280 So, Rob, they probably think they don't have to fully load the Rob character.

00:33:06.240 Like, oh, he's a gay guy.

00:33:07.260 Him and Fleckis will meet three or four times.

00:33:08.920 Nothing much more than, hey, how are you?

00:33:10.940 We don't have to really load this guy.

00:33:12.300 Yeah.

00:33:12.700 But then I obsess over it, and it makes the computer work extra hard.

00:33:16.340 Like, I don't know why he's talking about Rob.

00:33:17.700 He doesn't even know this guy.

00:33:19.300 We need a backstory.

00:33:20.360 Yeah.

00:33:20.800 The simulation needs a backstory.

00:33:22.380 Exactly.

00:33:22.780 And then the computer goes, trying to load all the Rob data.

00:33:26.820 Okay.

00:33:27.080 Because I picked one, and I'm hyper-focusing, and I'm grounding with it, but also, I'm kind

00:33:32.620 of calling realities bluff.

00:33:34.080 Okay.

00:33:34.600 And that makes it harder to Truman Show me.

00:33:37.180 Okay.

00:33:37.700 Yeah.

00:33:38.120 And that's why it's still schizo season again.

00:33:41.080 Yeah.

00:33:41.280 And, you know, Truman Show, Rob stuff.

00:33:43.660 I don't know.

00:33:44.740 Yeah.

00:33:45.220 We'll see.

00:33:45.860 People get their dopamine, and they regulate their dopamine with, like, different ways.

00:33:50.180 Some are good.

00:33:50.720 Some are bad.

00:33:51.240 Some people do, like, watch porn.

00:33:53.440 They eat food.

00:33:54.520 They spend money.

00:33:56.400 You know, they do all these things to kind of regulate their dopamine.

00:33:59.060 I found a nice, low-stakes way to do it with all my Rob shit.

00:34:02.180 Yeah.

00:34:02.380 It's kind of the bigger point here.

00:34:03.800 All right.

00:34:04.080 So, it's healthy, you're arguing.

00:34:06.800 Exactly.

00:34:07.640 It's a healthy outlet.

00:34:08.680 Exactly.

00:34:09.300 Rob ordered ceviche after his tennis match, and it's, you know, keeping me busy for months.

00:34:15.500 My mental health is fine.

00:34:17.200 I'm not depressed.

00:34:18.140 There's no depression coming.

00:34:19.300 When is Rob going to send you a cease and desist?

00:34:21.420 When is this going to become unbearable?

00:34:24.660 That's called the crescendo.

00:34:26.520 Oh, so you're looking for that.

00:34:28.320 So, basically, there will come a time where Rob will message me and say, hey, man, like,

00:34:34.600 you know.

00:34:35.540 Cool it on the Rob stuff.

00:34:36.880 Yeah.

00:34:37.080 Hey, man, I'm not mad or anything, but, you know, please don't mention me in your show

00:34:40.640 anymore, and then I'm going to reply, no.

00:34:44.160 I can't stop.

00:34:45.780 And then that'll actually probably be it.

00:34:47.060 Okay, cool.

00:34:47.920 Yeah.

00:34:48.160 That'll be the full ending.

00:34:49.880 Yeah.

00:34:50.340 But really, we talk about all the time, making your delusions a reality and having fun and

00:34:54.480 making your own little universe.

00:34:55.720 I'm kind of checking homework.

00:34:57.600 Yeah.

00:34:57.980 I did it.

00:34:59.060 What have you guys been up to?

00:35:01.240 Besides the guy kicking over the rock pile.

00:35:03.220 Thank you.

00:35:03.820 Yeah.

00:35:03.960 He's manifesting.

00:35:04.840 He's creating his own world.

00:35:06.320 Where's everyone else?

00:35:07.620 Checking homework.

00:35:08.800 Yep.

00:35:09.480 All right.

00:35:10.100 Also, there's a last thing.

00:35:11.420 The future self thing.

00:35:12.720 Future self.

00:35:13.640 This is kind of related.

00:35:14.360 So maybe film yourself, film yourself telling your significant other who doesn't watch the

00:35:18.360 show.

00:35:18.860 Tell them about Rob and Ceviche after tennis.

00:35:21.140 We'd like to see some reactions.

00:35:22.840 Yeah.

00:35:23.600 If you, yeah.

00:35:24.580 If you guys send us videos of you telling random people, the person that works at the

00:35:29.480 store, a guy in the street, a cop, hey, did you hear that Rob had Ceviche after his tennis

00:35:35.380 match in Miami?

00:35:36.980 That would actually make me go, that would lose my shit.

00:35:40.420 All right.

00:35:40.960 That's squirts.

00:35:41.600 That's big squirts.

00:35:42.320 Yeah.

00:35:42.460 That's squirts.

00:35:44.100 And there's a last piece of this.

00:35:46.000 Future self recommendation.

00:35:47.740 I saw this.

00:35:48.400 It said, if you meet your 18-year-old self, you're only allowed three words.

00:35:53.020 What do you say?

00:35:53.820 Rob Smith shit.

00:35:54.780 Which is weird because when I was 18, someone from the future who looked like me, kind of,

00:36:02.240 a little fatter than I hoped I'd be, came to me and told me Rob Smith shit.

00:36:08.020 All right, buddy.

00:36:09.440 All right.

00:36:10.640 What would you tell yourself?

00:36:12.140 I'd say like, I'd say Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.

00:36:16.100 I'd say the same word three times.

00:36:18.660 Yeah.

00:36:19.000 I would say buy Bitcoin.

00:36:20.600 Because when I was 18, Bitcoin, I don't think was even around yet or was just starting.

00:36:26.320 Yeah.

00:36:27.260 Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.

00:36:28.640 Search it every day.

00:36:29.540 Buy Bitcoin 2012.

00:36:30.320 Yeah.

00:36:31.280 Maybe leave a date.

00:36:32.880 Yeah.

00:36:33.580 All right.

00:36:34.020 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:36:35.680 Okay.

00:36:36.200 Great.

00:36:36.620 How about that Rob shit?

00:36:38.080 It's a little heavy.

00:36:39.420 A little heavy.

00:36:40.220 We went wild.

00:36:41.120 Yeah.

00:36:41.400 I was really busy.

00:36:42.480 Yeah.

00:36:42.820 You were.

00:36:43.620 And we got all those cameos.

00:36:45.060 And the cameos are like, do you want to have it expedited 24 hours?

00:36:47.840 And it's like, yeah, yeah, I do.

00:36:51.540 So that was good.

00:36:52.320 You think that was funny?

00:36:53.480 Yeah, I did.

00:36:54.260 We'll see what the audience thinks.

00:36:55.400 Do you like Rob shit?

00:36:56.260 Should we go back to doppelgangers?

00:36:57.600 What do you think?

00:36:58.100 Don't give them that option.

00:36:59.180 I know.

00:36:59.680 Because everyone's going to say doppelgangers because they don't really get the Rob shit.

00:37:04.040 But the Rob shit's coming to a peak now.

00:37:05.920 And then we're bringing these other assets in, these other people doing our biddings.

00:37:10.000 That makes it more fun.

00:37:11.120 That makes it more real.

00:37:11.960 That makes it more than just talking about handsome Rob.

00:37:14.000 For sure.

00:37:14.460 All right.

00:37:14.940 Let's get into the cringe of the week.

00:37:16.520 First clip of cringe of the week is that Canadian Circus press conference.

00:37:23.040 The clown show.

00:37:24.020 Yeah.

00:37:24.220 They gave us a free image that can last forever, basically.

00:37:28.820 Look at this group of people.

00:37:30.560 Should we not post this because you're posting twinks?

00:37:33.740 You know?

00:37:34.340 It's like, we kind of have to talk about this.

00:37:36.400 Have to talk about it.

00:37:37.320 We have to talk about the fellowship of the drags.

00:37:40.660 And this guy right here, back right.

00:37:43.240 He's the one who sold everyone out.

00:37:44.960 Yeah.

00:37:45.300 He's the one who won't speak up.

00:37:46.640 I don't know what's going on with him.

00:37:48.380 Like, this is fun.

00:37:49.420 Yeah.

00:37:49.560 Look at this lady right here in the front.

00:37:51.500 This Halloween costume one with the blonde hair.

00:37:53.580 This is like a Lord of the Rings meets Rocky Horror thing.

00:37:56.280 Like, did this press conference, like, is this during the intermission of some freak show?

00:38:00.180 It has to be.

00:38:00.960 Because otherwise, why are these people together?

00:38:02.680 And the video itself is protect 2SLGBTQI plus communities.

00:38:09.880 So, you got to protect all these freaks.

00:38:12.540 Yeah.

00:38:12.980 Veruca.

00:38:13.120 There's Veruca Salt.

00:38:14.600 Is that the?

00:38:15.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:16.200 The Veruca Salt.

00:38:17.500 Veruca.

00:38:18.640 Yeah.

00:38:19.160 These people.

00:38:20.020 It's interesting, too, because they're behind the podium.

00:38:22.560 These people are on TV.

00:38:24.300 And there's a lot of white people in there.

00:38:25.920 A lot of men.

00:38:26.440 A lot of white men.

00:38:27.180 Yeah.

00:38:27.980 And basically, for white men, or men in general, but these are white men, there would be a time where you'd want to be a hero, right?

00:38:36.700 You'd grow up and you'd want to strive to be a hero one day or do something heroic.

00:38:41.960 And I think that's gone.

00:38:42.460 Yeah, you have dreams of you stopping a robbery or, like, you know, catching a bad guy or something.

00:38:47.220 And, like, that stuff is gone now because being a hero is usually being a toxic male or toxic masculinity.

00:38:53.280 So, if you're, like, a white guy like these people, your only option is to be, like, the best victim you can be.

00:38:59.600 And you need to be oppressed by white people because they're the enemy.

00:39:02.200 So, how do you do that?

00:39:03.520 You become an LGBT.

00:39:05.540 Yeah.

00:39:06.120 And that's how, like, much of a power situation it is where it's, like, you can make these people join the LGBT community just so they can say, oh, I'm a victim.

00:39:14.920 I'm oppressed.

00:39:15.560 Everyone's trying to get me because of my sexuality.

00:39:17.920 I'm against white people.

00:39:19.380 Oh, white people, white people, white people.

00:39:20.920 And back in the day, you just, like, those people would be kind of not really around and front and center because they don't really add much value.

00:39:28.440 And then heroes would be, you know, projected and presented to the public as good people.

00:39:34.340 Yeah.

00:39:34.560 And now it's the opposite.

00:39:35.560 It's how much of a victim you are if you're presented to the public and how good of a person you are.

00:39:40.160 Well, and it's also interesting because men historically have been the primary drivers of political change, right?

00:39:45.440 You know, and there's been the women's suffrage movement, a couple things like that, blah, blah, blah.

00:39:50.700 But really, it's men, you know, and then women for abortion.

00:39:54.060 But now the men are fighting for the other side.

00:39:57.420 Yeah.

00:39:57.700 It's still white guys fighting for political, you know, power and control.

00:40:01.200 But they just put on a dress and shitty makeup.

00:40:04.080 Yeah.

00:40:04.560 And they're kind of pedophile.

00:40:06.160 Yeah.

00:40:06.840 They're a little bit pedophile.

00:40:07.840 So, like, you know, it's the same shit, different form, right?

00:40:13.340 Yeah.

00:40:13.680 Yeah.

00:40:14.000 Yeah.

00:40:14.800 Fighting for the wrong team, I guess.

00:40:16.260 Let's go to the next clip of the drag lady in church.

00:40:19.140 Drag lady.

00:40:20.300 If the UCC was really as open and affirming as it claims to be, then there would be trans people of color in every UCC church.

00:40:30.080 But that would also require the UCC to reckon with its white supremacy culture.

00:40:37.540 90% of the UCC is white.

00:40:40.700 And if you look a little deep into the history, you will see that the UCC has its roots in American colonialism.

00:40:48.500 That's good.

00:40:49.700 Every fucking buzzword you can jam in there, huh?

00:40:52.680 In church, in front of everyone, open and affirming.

00:40:55.700 It's like, when is the church, when is that supposed to be happening?

00:40:58.380 Affirming?

00:40:58.760 When has the church ever been affirming?

00:41:01.280 For what?

00:41:02.220 Like, what are we talking about here?

00:41:03.440 Open and affirming?

00:41:04.260 No, it's a pretty strict adherence to specific values and rules, guys.

00:41:08.280 Like, open and affirming.

00:41:10.300 Man, white supremacy.

00:41:11.960 It's like, do you have any proof or is it just 90% white?

00:41:15.040 So, therefore, it's white supremacy.

00:41:16.740 Yeah.

00:41:17.000 And these are the leaps that they've created in their wordplay, right?

00:41:20.100 But it doesn't apply to them because they're oppressed by the white supremacy, too.

00:41:23.840 I'm a trans.

00:41:24.920 They put on the mask, you know?

00:41:26.540 And, yeah, it's just crazy diluted.

00:41:29.540 And, again, white man driving political discourse in a perverse way now.

00:41:34.660 In just a backwards, upside-down way.

00:41:36.600 But, yeah, when I watched that clip for the first time, open and affirming, like, aruga!

00:41:41.420 Like, for the church?

00:41:42.500 What are you talking about?

00:41:43.600 Yeah.

00:41:44.320 In the church.

00:41:45.160 It's like, get in line.

00:41:46.280 Get in line with the beliefs and, like, all the values we hold because this is the best way to do it.

00:41:50.360 Thousands of years going, you know?

00:41:51.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:52.700 That's a church that that person was speaking at.

00:41:55.420 A more extreme radical podcast host would tell you guys it's getting close to gun time.

00:42:00.820 Yeah.

00:42:01.240 Someone who didn't care about the state of their channel would say, oh, there's trans people at the podium being pastors in a church.

00:42:11.320 A more radical podcast host would say it's gun time.

00:42:14.720 All right, moving on.

00:42:17.220 A woman sues the Kappa sorority for allowing a trans person in there?

00:42:22.880 Yeah, so this kind of happened two weeks ago, but we weren't able to cover it.

00:42:26.760 But, yeah, women sue their sorority because trans-identified male is permitted in the club and its female spaces.

00:42:32.940 Quote, he had an erection visible through his leggings.

00:42:35.940 And it's this, you know, meme where he's sitting behind the picture of the girls and it's like, oh, man, spot the trans person.

00:42:42.800 I bet you can't.

00:42:43.780 Trans to invisibility.

00:42:44.940 There you are.

00:42:46.200 And it says, so some highlights from this article.

00:42:48.840 Lankford is 6'2 and weighs around 260 pounds.

00:42:52.560 And Redux reported that seven women in Kappa Kappa Gamma are suing the sorority because they allowed Lankford to join and live in the sorority house where approximately 50 women live.

00:43:01.840 And Kappa Kappa Gamma is like one of the most prestigious, famous sororities, right?

00:43:05.480 Yeah, it's a big one.

00:43:06.240 Kappa Kappa Gamma.

00:43:07.680 Yeah.

00:43:08.200 That's where all the best girls are.

00:43:09.720 Yeah.

00:43:10.740 And boys.

00:43:11.580 And so the article goes on to say there's a couple of points that I just want to point out that make this story a little worse.

00:43:17.540 Lankford has access to all the common areas of the sorority house.

00:43:19.920 He doesn't live in the house currently, but he is reportedly planning to move into the space sometime next year.

00:43:24.640 Women who filed the lawsuit allege that he sits on the second floor where the main bathroom, communal showers, and private changing area are located.

00:43:32.580 The women claim he is watching them in a voyeuristic way in court documents.

00:43:37.040 And it's like, remember how Democrats just say believe all women?

00:43:40.640 Not really here.

00:43:42.060 You know, they're saying it's a voyeuristic way, but it's like, you know, she's a woman too.

00:43:45.840 So here's a good quote.

00:43:48.820 One sorority member walked down the hall to take a shower wearing only a towel.

00:43:52.080 She felt an unsettling presence turned and saw Mr. Smith watching her silently.

00:43:56.940 Mr. Smith has, while watching members enter the sorority house, had an erection visible through his leggings.

00:44:02.560 Other times he has had a pillow in his lap.

00:44:05.160 So it's classic eighth grade boy shit.

00:44:07.220 He's getting bricked up.

00:44:08.660 He's getting bricked up at the sorority house.

00:44:10.800 Yeah, he also has a history of making inappropriate comments, even asking the sorority sisters what vaginas look like and inquired about whether any of the women were considering breast reductions.

00:44:23.240 And also this trans dude, 6'2", 260, expresses his sexual interest in women and has even had a Tinder account in order to meet women to date.

00:44:35.460 So we know he likes women.

00:44:37.540 Yeah.

00:44:37.920 You know what I mean?

00:44:38.420 It's not like, oh, I turned it off.

00:44:40.620 I'm done.

00:44:41.220 It's like he's a creepy little voyeur pervert trying to get women on Tinder.

00:44:45.900 And I actually had someone DM me who goes to the school and sent me a picture of him.

00:44:51.380 So we got people on the inside.

00:44:53.040 He was sitting with these big knee-high boots and leggings.

00:44:57.900 So hilarious.

00:44:58.640 And Kappa Kappa Gamma is one of the biggest.

00:45:00.840 That's Kappa.

00:45:01.540 That's one of the biggest sororities in the countries nationwide.

00:45:04.240 They should come out with a statement that says, if they want to use mine, you can just say, hey, we refer you to the statement that Fleck has made.

00:45:12.680 Kappa Kappa Gamma was only going to be allowing biological females into the sorority going forward.

00:45:18.200 But they didn't.

00:45:18.820 The national chapter or whatever said, and women, and identifying as women, like people who identify as women.

00:45:25.820 So they already gave it up.

00:45:27.360 You guys gave it up.

00:45:28.560 And the funny thing is, with a sorority like that, the bid process, the bid to get into the sorority, it's such a black box.

00:45:37.360 It's like these girls just get together and go, okay, do we like her?

00:45:40.400 She rubbed me the wrong way.

00:45:42.340 Blah, blah, blah.

00:45:43.000 You know, it's like, and then whoever was trying to get in never hears about it.

00:45:46.900 You know what I mean?

00:45:47.500 It's truly a black box and there's no like, you can never prove like, oh, they discriminated or they did this.

00:45:53.880 And they just let the tranny in.

00:45:55.920 They probably were scared.

00:45:57.300 I guess.

00:45:58.380 I don't know, man.

00:45:59.120 They were definitely scared.

00:46:00.340 If you guys are in that sorority, tell that guy about Rob Ceviche, the fan of tennis, and I'll send you $1,000.

00:46:09.300 All right.

00:46:09.740 You're crazy.

00:46:11.140 You're crazy.

00:46:11.980 All right.

00:46:12.160 Let's move on.

00:46:12.940 Okay.

00:46:13.400 Trans day of visibility.

00:46:14.760 Yeah.

00:46:15.420 Let's do the laser one.

00:46:17.140 Yeah.

00:46:17.400 This is what they needed us to see.

00:46:20.020 So there they go.

00:46:21.320 They have the lasers in their butt.

00:46:22.980 Butt plug laser pointers.

00:46:24.160 Is that what's happening here?

00:46:25.180 Yep.

00:46:25.440 Crawling around on the ground.

00:46:26.820 And it's trans day of visibility.

00:46:28.380 Oh, look at that.

00:46:29.160 We're putting one in.

00:46:32.320 To go.

00:46:32.980 How do you want to be seen?

00:46:33.900 Like barely noticeable fitting in as a professional in public or a normal member of the community?

00:46:40.440 Let me be seen in the worst sexual pervert degenerate way possible instead.

00:46:45.820 I want to be crawling on the ground with lasers in my butt for an audience.

00:46:49.800 Yeah.

00:46:50.900 That's happy trans day of visibility.

00:46:52.540 That's what they want to show us.

00:46:53.660 And I said trans day of visibility.

00:46:55.200 Like, dude, we see you.

00:46:57.180 We can spot you from a long way away.

00:47:00.040 We see those broad shoulders, you know?

00:47:02.440 It should be trans day of like incognito.

00:47:05.120 Yeah.

00:47:05.400 Trans day of we're just like you.

00:47:06.800 Normal.

00:47:07.260 Don't look at us.

00:47:08.020 Visibility.

00:47:08.660 And also that day was actually last week, but we didn't bring it up because it was trans

00:47:12.860 day of sneaking in.

00:47:14.160 Trans day of sneaking around.

00:47:15.800 Yeah.

00:47:16.200 It happened two weeks ago.

00:47:17.500 You didn't notice.

00:47:18.300 That was the point of it.

00:47:19.740 That would be actually nice.

00:47:21.260 Yeah.

00:47:21.580 And then the White House ended up saying that there was an epidemic of violence against trans

00:47:26.200 people.

00:47:26.980 Right.

00:47:27.240 You see that?

00:47:28.200 The genocide.

00:47:29.040 In their Biden's president's Biden's actions to strengthen protections for trans people.

00:47:34.280 And he said that there, you know, there's a genocide, basically.

00:47:37.240 Then Nuance Pro had a great response to that, which he usually does.

00:47:40.840 Yeah.

00:47:41.060 And, uh, cause you know, you think if there's a genocide going on, you'd be like, that's

00:47:44.700 exhibit A, exhibit B, exhibit C, like say her name.

00:47:48.340 It'd be like a Breonna Taylor type thing.

00:47:49.940 Like here's, here's our perfect victim.

00:47:52.200 Um, and Nuance Pro said, I think the reason they don't shout every case from the rooftops

00:47:56.380 is because virtually all the known killers are black.

00:48:00.440 And this is a spreadsheet where someone has put a lot of work into figuring out who the

00:48:06.020 attackers were and black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black,

00:48:10.440 black, black, black, Hispanic, Hispanic, Hispanic, juvenile, killed in jail, no suspects,

00:48:15.120 police, trans suspect, Hispanic, Hispanic, Hispanic, Hispanic.

00:48:18.900 So there's not many, I don't think there's one white person on this list.

00:48:22.900 That's good.

00:48:23.800 Yeah.

00:48:24.140 But they don't want anyone to know that so that they can do the loose blaming on white

00:48:28.220 people like they did with the stop Asian hate.

00:48:30.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:31.260 The loose blaming where they just allude to it and they never provide any details.

00:48:35.420 So they just allude to it.

00:48:36.280 They pretend it's like white Christians who are attacking these trans people.

00:48:39.760 And meanwhile, it's mostly like black and Hispanic people in blue cities.

00:48:43.760 Yeah.

00:48:43.860 It's like a horny black guy who just bangs out a transgender and then they get in a

00:48:48.300 fight and she goes, fuck you.

00:48:49.660 I'm going to tell everybody you fuck me.

00:48:51.720 And then he chokes her to death because he wants to keep that secret.

00:48:55.700 Yeah.

00:48:56.020 So, you know, I don't know, guys.

00:48:57.600 It seems like it's, it's not really an us problem at all.

00:49:01.060 Yeah.

00:49:01.700 Next, let's do the drag in city hall.

00:49:03.680 This is on the trans day visibility as well.

00:49:05.860 Another performance.

00:49:06.920 Oh yeah.

00:49:08.880 This is in Minnesota, the state capital, uh, on the day of visibility in front of everybody.

00:49:14.160 This is what they want to show.

00:49:15.920 This is their performance.

00:49:24.620 Oh.

00:49:25.020 Sign language interpreter in the back.

00:49:32.260 No way.

00:49:33.300 Stop.

00:49:34.400 Little lesbian sign language interpreter.

00:49:36.500 These are all women there.

00:49:39.660 This isn't even good content.

00:49:42.100 He's not even good at dancing.

00:49:43.520 It's all white women cheering on a white guy.

00:49:47.660 With a beard.

00:49:48.500 That's actually the problem.

00:49:51.980 It's the women who are just thinking they need to be nice to everybody.

00:49:54.580 And they don't realize that there's more to it than being nice.

00:49:57.400 And the powers that be know that there's more to it than being nice.

00:50:00.380 So they basically lead block with the freaks and say, oh, if you make fun of the freaks,

00:50:03.860 you're a transphobe.

00:50:04.900 And they lead block with the freaks.

00:50:06.200 And then basically once you realize it's not what they actually said it was, it's too late

00:50:09.680 because they've already implemented all their shit.

00:50:11.380 Yeah.

00:50:11.580 They use them as a human meat shield and cannon fodder, you know?

00:50:16.320 And they're also like mentally ill people who like want attention and then like being

00:50:19.920 a victim.

00:50:20.640 So like the attention they get and the hate they get, they like.

00:50:23.380 And then the positive stuff they get, they like too.

00:50:25.960 So it's like the perfect little pawn.

00:50:27.940 Yeah.

00:50:28.240 Perfect little twink to send in the front lines.

00:50:31.560 Yeah, man.

00:50:32.060 It's crazy.

00:50:33.460 And like you said before, it's like trans day of visibility.

00:50:36.000 Like why wouldn't you highlight someone who's trans and they're a doctor or trans and

00:50:40.120 they're an engineer?

00:50:40.840 I'm trans and I helped build the X, Y, Z.

00:50:44.000 And it's like, hmm, what is all you, all you really do is kind of have work, low wage

00:50:48.560 jobs and then dance in front of kids.

00:50:50.740 Is that what you guys are up to?

00:50:52.120 Like, I don't know.

00:50:53.080 Like the best thing a trans person can be is like an advocate for trans people.

00:50:56.960 Yes.

00:50:57.360 So they all become that.

00:50:58.840 But then it's like, you're just, all you are is advocating for trans people.

00:51:03.080 You're not successful in any other thing.

00:51:04.760 And it's the same thing for diversity, equity, inclusion hires.

00:51:07.820 You know, it's like my only job is to be black, to hire more black people.

00:51:11.700 And then I'm a transgender drag queen thing.

00:51:15.040 And my only job is to make sure we're accepted and have more of them.

00:51:18.080 And they just have two wheels of the same thing churning.

00:51:20.480 But no one's accomplishing anything or doing anything hard or being the best at anything.

00:51:24.620 Well, they're hoping that's the whole point.

00:51:26.540 It's I'm hoping I can get the next one up to accomplish something.

00:51:29.320 And then it's like, well, the diversity hire wasn't that smart and didn't really achieve

00:51:34.340 in STEM.

00:51:35.380 So they go right back into the diversity pipeline, you know?

00:51:38.540 Yeah.

00:51:39.280 If you're a diversity, equity, inclusion employee at any anywhere, you should be ashamed.

00:51:44.180 You don't do anything.

00:51:45.900 Right.

00:51:46.400 I mean, you don't do anything other than constantly advocate for slightly more blacks.

00:51:50.000 It's like, all right, it's our annual meeting.

00:51:51.880 Let's up the percentage.

00:51:53.340 You know, like, what do you do?

00:51:54.820 It's crazy.

00:51:55.980 That's a good point.

00:51:56.780 Their only job is that.

00:51:58.260 Exactly.

00:51:58.620 And also with these trans people, especially the ones that are pushing back against the

00:52:01.940 people pushing back against the drag for kids stuff, like anyone who's protesting drag for

00:52:06.000 kids, the trans people get mad.

00:52:07.840 I saw like a meme about this.

00:52:09.760 It's none of the kids are looking for drag queens, right?

00:52:13.020 Yeah.

00:52:13.160 None of the kids are like, oh, I want to go see a drag performance.

00:52:15.640 Mommy, can I go?

00:52:16.780 Like, I heard about this at school.

00:52:18.360 Can we go?

00:52:19.300 Like, it's not even in their mind.

00:52:20.660 They don't even know it exists.

00:52:21.860 But for some reason, these trans people need to like be putting themselves in front of children

00:52:27.860 at these events.

00:52:28.580 So they're like the trans people are seeking out audiences of children.

00:52:32.540 Yeah.

00:52:32.680 They have a ton of a ton of supply and no demand.

00:52:35.440 But it's like the invisible hand of the economy just forces it together.

00:52:39.160 Right.

00:52:39.800 And the invisible hand is white men pretending to be women who want to drive their agenda.

00:52:44.440 Right.

00:52:44.980 Yeah.

00:52:45.200 So next, there's a drag summer camp coming up.

00:52:49.380 Yeah.

00:52:49.520 This is in Canada.

00:52:50.660 Junior drag camp ages 7 through 11, $460.

00:52:55.280 And then teen drag camp ages 12 to 17, $900.

00:52:59.700 So pay to get your kid into a drag summer camp.

00:53:02.940 And it's sponsored by the City of Vancouver, Canada Council for the Arts, British Columbia

00:53:07.220 Arts Council, British Columbia, Granville Island in Canada.

00:53:10.460 So this is somewhere in Vancouver.

00:53:12.220 It was like tax dollars are going to that.

00:53:13.700 Yeah.

00:53:13.980 All those places sound publicly funded.

00:53:16.880 So good luck, Canada.

00:53:18.940 Is that an FBI sting?

00:53:20.540 It should be.

00:53:21.640 And everyone gets there and then everyone, it's like the guy from that show, Catch a Predator.

00:53:26.540 Yeah.

00:53:26.940 Chris Hansen sits everybody down and goes, so what made you think it was okay to bring

00:53:30.220 your kid to a drag show?

00:53:31.740 What are you doing?

00:53:32.540 And then the drag queens is like, what are you, what are you, the sleepover drag camp?

00:53:36.400 You thought we were going to give you access to kids?

00:53:38.620 Yeah.

00:53:39.080 But no, it's not that.

00:53:40.380 But unfortunately it's, it's real.

00:53:41.700 Tuition includes drag makeup kit.

00:53:43.880 Great.

00:53:44.380 Great.

00:53:45.320 Let's play the Jeffrey Marsh clip.

00:53:48.880 Let me tell you something about LGBTQ rights, about trans rights.

00:53:54.880 This is only going in one direction.

00:53:57.340 You will respect us.

00:53:58.860 You can be upset.

00:54:02.320 You can be angry.

00:54:03.700 You can think it's unfair.

00:54:05.320 You can feel like we're stealing something from you, but it's still only going in one

00:54:10.760 direction.

00:54:11.900 You will respect us.

00:54:15.120 Shut up.

00:54:16.320 Yeah.

00:54:16.640 Say it to my face, pussy.

00:54:18.380 Yeah.

00:54:18.840 Read my Rob Smith ad reads.

00:54:20.920 Yeah.

00:54:21.200 And it's like, that's the same vibe as we'll convert your children.

00:54:27.620 Yeah.

00:54:28.040 Do it bit by bit.

00:54:29.200 It may feel like we're stealing something from you.

00:54:32.700 Yeah.

00:54:33.320 Nice nuance.

00:54:34.980 You're, you're like just telling it to our face.

00:54:37.040 So, and that's a big talking point that I always say.

00:54:40.120 It's like, when they tell you this, believe them, you know, you got to listen to them straight

00:54:43.800 up.

00:54:44.160 So yeah, I gave that guy like a hundred bucks.

00:54:46.660 Yeah.

00:54:46.840 You paid him.

00:54:47.460 You paid our political enemies.

00:54:48.980 So, but I had to.

00:54:50.500 Yeah.

00:54:51.940 I had to.

00:54:52.800 I don't know.

00:54:53.680 Well, it's open for discussion.

00:54:55.120 All right.

00:54:55.540 Last thing.

00:54:56.360 Let's play that base Latin clip.

00:54:58.460 Base Latin is an Instagram account that we love and follow.

00:55:02.520 And he put together like a side by side of like a nuclear family and then a twink dad

00:55:08.060 family.

00:55:09.460 Tell me you grew up with gay dads without telling me you grew up with gay dads.

00:55:12.820 I know dogs bark and I know cats meow, but according to my papa, bear is wolf.

00:55:20.680 Drag queens are more than just entertainers.

00:55:22.800 They are leaders.

00:55:24.300 Some kids raise money with lemonade stands, but I raise LGBT children's literature books

00:55:30.100 to donate.

00:55:31.600 When my papa says take care of my sisters, this is what they mean.

00:55:36.040 Girl, she's ready.

00:55:38.060 We have to plan our vacations around.

00:55:40.100 Beyonce and Madonna tours.

00:55:41.940 I'm not allowed to paint my nails unless I paint my papa.

00:55:47.080 Should we end it there?

00:55:48.200 I don't want to see any more.

00:55:49.180 I think I've seen enough.

00:55:50.140 Yeah.

00:55:50.860 So the kid, the gay kids got all these like quips, like these like modern family little,

00:55:55.340 little banter.

00:55:57.200 Exactly.

00:55:57.700 He's got lines.

00:55:58.540 He's got gay, sassy humor.

00:56:00.600 That's the only thing he's got.

00:56:01.780 The other kid is like cleaning, doing a lawn work.

00:56:05.380 He's turning a wrench.

00:56:06.780 He's blowing leaves.

00:56:08.100 He's learning how to ride a bike.

00:56:09.220 He's doing actual stuff.

00:56:10.360 And you know, what's funny is you could raise a kid like that, you know, teach him all the

00:56:17.880 things, the manly stuff, and he can still go be a twink.

00:56:20.620 Yeah.

00:56:21.140 Like, and I'm not saying he should, but like, you don't need to constantly raise a twink

00:56:25.020 kid.

00:56:25.700 He can still flip on that switch and go be a, a little, a little boy.

00:56:29.800 Like, yeah.

00:56:30.420 Southern working twink.

00:56:31.520 Yeah.

00:56:31.980 So, um, which way Western man?

00:56:34.520 Yeah.

00:56:34.960 And it's interesting.

00:56:35.660 Cause there's one right answer, obviously, you know, one, one family's kid gets a flat

00:56:40.420 tire and they change the tire.

00:56:42.480 The other one gets a flat tire and says, Oh, I hope the tow truck guy doesn't see me wearing

00:56:46.580 seersucker in March.

00:56:48.220 Oh, this is going to be so embarrassing.

00:56:49.840 Like he has these little lines lined up for all this gay shit.

00:56:52.200 It's all just bits and double entendres and little gay shit.

00:56:56.360 So enjoy it, kid.

00:56:57.960 You're going to have our, enjoy life.

00:56:59.720 Yeah.

00:56:59.980 For real.

00:57:00.440 Let's move on.

00:57:01.100 We're still in cringe.

00:57:01.940 We have another page of cringe and this is the non-trans cringe stuff.

00:57:05.660 Okay.

00:57:06.320 So we're done with the cringe stuff for a little, I mean, with the twink stuff for a little

00:57:10.660 bit.

00:57:11.000 Good.

00:57:11.600 Alpha versus the teacher.

00:57:13.300 Yeah.

00:57:13.740 Let's see what kids are up to these days.

00:57:16.280 Hang out of hands these days.

00:57:18.740 I've had enough of this.

00:57:20.160 This punishment stuff is going to stop.

00:57:25.640 You're not going to tell me what I'm going to do and not do?

00:57:28.460 I am now the alpha.

00:57:30.880 Bro.

00:57:31.380 That's not how this works.

00:57:33.840 I am the teacher.

00:57:35.680 The alpha takes priority over the teacher.

00:57:39.820 The alpha takes priority over everything.

00:57:41.960 Do you not know how that works?

00:57:43.000 The teacher is telling the alpha to sit in his seat right now.

00:57:46.440 And the alpha doesn't have to listen to order from its load.

00:57:51.600 Well, you don't have to listen, but the consequences that follow are going to still apply to the

00:57:57.760 alpha.

00:57:59.180 The alpha doesn't.

00:58:00.380 Oh, man.

00:58:01.420 Kind of feels like trans stuff.

00:58:03.000 I know we're supposed to move on, but.

00:58:04.460 You will tell me this.

00:58:06.880 Yeah.

00:58:06.980 Call me this.

00:58:07.700 Mindset.

00:58:08.600 Yeah.

00:58:09.500 It's kind of like a game of Andrew Tate telephone.

00:58:12.720 Yeah.

00:58:13.320 If you need to not take shit from anyone, be the alpha, become, manifest your destiny.

00:58:18.600 You are the authority.

00:58:19.700 There is no authority over you.

00:58:21.300 It's like, unless you're in high school.

00:58:23.240 And you have a weird lisp and you're not respected at all and you're a weird kid.

00:58:26.920 Yeah.

00:58:27.280 So it's like, that's where that type of Andrew Tate advice gets like.

00:58:30.980 It's not forever.

00:58:31.640 It shouldn't be for you.

00:58:32.680 Yeah, buddy.

00:58:33.160 Don't just repeat things.

00:58:34.340 Like you need to understand and like under have self-awareness, I think, before you implement

00:58:38.940 anything like that.

00:58:39.960 All right.

00:58:40.340 We have to kind of go faster because we were too slow on cringe.

00:58:43.220 All right.

00:58:43.520 And we're already like deep into the show.

00:58:45.200 It's going to be a longer episode.

00:58:46.280 Everyone likes longer episodes.

00:58:47.320 So this one might be an hour 40.

00:58:49.360 Chill.

00:58:49.880 I know.

00:58:50.520 All right.

00:58:50.960 The girl says, I have a boyfriend.

00:58:53.760 Yeah.

00:58:54.120 In order, I have the teriyaki chicken with no vegetables, just the fried rice.

00:58:59.660 I want to know, why don't I have sesame chicken?

00:59:02.540 I'm sorry?

00:59:03.060 Why don't I have sesame chicken?

00:59:04.880 I have a boyfriend.

00:59:06.900 What?

00:59:09.820 Why don't y'all have sesame chicken?

00:59:11.760 I have a boyfriend.

00:59:13.320 Well, I'm sure she gets talked to a lot by people and collected some data and just assumed

00:59:19.180 everyone's trying to hit on her.

00:59:20.700 Yeah.

00:59:21.040 Certain type of guy.

00:59:22.360 Yeah.

00:59:22.640 Certain type of guy, constantly horny.

00:59:23.820 Always hitting on her.

00:59:24.800 Yeah.

00:59:25.220 That was funny, though.

00:59:26.520 All right.

00:59:27.180 Yeah.

00:59:27.860 Let's get into the cheating girlfriend.

00:59:31.940 Yeah.

00:59:32.180 This girl went on vacation somewhere.

00:59:35.260 I think probably Mexico or something.

00:59:36.980 And her boyfriend broke up with her after some illicit behavior.

00:59:42.700 It's safe to say that this man was way too insecure and let other people get the best

00:59:48.640 of him and his emotions.

00:59:50.880 So that's her on spring break.

00:59:51.940 Whatever, whatever he's feeling, I'm not cheating.

00:59:54.720 I'm not doing anything that's like bad or wrong.

00:59:58.460 I'm just literally having a good time.

01:00:00.860 Besties taking a shot, body shot off of me.

01:00:04.840 And yeah, my tits are out because I'm in Rosarito and they put a fucking sticker on my titties.

01:00:11.220 And that's one.

01:00:13.100 The second one, I'm like dancing with another one of the workers because he was a vibe.

01:00:19.680 I mean, yeah, I danced with the fucking worker.

01:00:27.640 You know, he's mad because this guy's actually cute.

01:00:30.220 Or like, is he jealous?

01:00:32.900 Like, but OK, I guess for like a submissive, boring bitch.

01:00:38.320 Yeah, that's wrong.

01:00:39.720 Like, it's an issue.

01:00:41.700 Like, wait, hold on.

01:00:42.580 I didn't think I was in it.

01:00:43.080 So she's mad that she got broken up with.

01:00:45.420 And that was her behavior on spring break.

01:00:47.480 Yeah.

01:00:47.680 She goes, I guess my boyfriend was insecure.

01:00:51.220 It's like the whole relationship is not secure.

01:00:53.840 Do you think that was secure?

01:00:55.240 You think you're secure?

01:00:56.660 Like showing your tits and getting your ass like jiggled around?

01:01:00.040 Yeah.

01:01:00.620 That's why you don't date people that go on spring break.

01:01:02.840 Yeah.

01:01:03.320 And that girl, look at that girl.

01:01:04.580 You know, well, he poured a shot in my mouth.

01:01:06.880 I had to show my tits.

01:01:08.640 Like, it's just and look at she's got that kind of gut, that body shape where she's like

01:01:13.280 probably early 20s, but she's got that big gut, that beer belly or whatever, constant

01:01:18.340 alcohol.

01:01:19.260 So that kid, sorry, you even had to date her for a while.

01:01:22.840 It's almost it's very bad that he even dated her in the first place because it's like

01:01:26.680 not like it's a surprise by the behavior.

01:01:28.360 Like, oh, she was great.

01:01:29.380 And then she went to spring break.

01:01:30.360 And now this.

01:01:31.620 Yeah.

01:01:31.880 It's like you probably could have probably could have known.

01:01:35.060 I'm sure there were signs that you missed.

01:01:36.920 Yeah.

01:01:37.480 Yeah.

01:01:37.900 That's the best is the I don't think girls feel guilt that much.

01:01:41.940 They feel shame, you know, but look at how little guilt she had in that scenario.

01:01:46.780 It was no there was no assessment inventory taken of her own behavior.

01:01:51.240 It was just I guess he was insecure.

01:01:54.280 Yeah.

01:01:54.720 And she thinks I'll go tell TikTok.

01:01:56.320 Yeah, exactly.

01:01:57.160 And she thinks she's hot because guys have like their hands on her and want to do stuff

01:02:01.820 with her.

01:02:02.560 But that's like, you know, not that impressive.

01:02:05.680 Guys will do that.

01:02:06.520 Guys want to do that with pretty much anybody.

01:02:08.760 Yeah.

01:02:08.940 As we've seen by the trans murders.

01:02:10.820 Yeah.

01:02:11.140 Guys are even fucking those.

01:02:13.340 Exactly.

01:02:13.880 And then when it gets out.

01:02:14.720 So then you do that too much and then you get older and then you get less male attention

01:02:19.620 and then you're like, where are all the good guys at?

01:02:21.740 And it's like, well, they saw you do all the trash shit and they don't want to pick you.

01:02:25.240 Yeah.

01:02:25.880 It's over.

01:02:26.700 Yeah.

01:02:27.040 And you gained 30 pounds since then too from just binge drinking and like trying to get

01:02:31.960 attention.

01:02:32.940 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:35.380 Okay.

01:02:36.620 Go to that Reddit post.

01:02:39.860 It says, be me born in 1949.

01:02:42.080 Don't have to fight in a war.

01:02:43.340 Be 20 years old in time for the summer of 69.

01:02:46.020 Pick up some ridiculous 11 out of 10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner

01:02:50.360 I bought after working a summer job for a month.

01:02:52.900 She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life

01:02:56.460 who's not her father or her brother.

01:02:58.660 Bring her home to marry her.

01:03:00.180 Go get a job.

01:03:00.860 Hired off the street with no experience and get trained.

01:03:03.180 Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year.

01:03:05.780 Rent out my land for decades.

01:03:07.280 Retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never

01:03:10.680 use.

01:03:11.260 Kids today just don't understand how hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps.

01:03:15.680 It's kind of true.

01:03:17.180 Yeah.

01:03:17.600 Times were different.

01:03:18.360 There was a good, there was a really good area and that's era and that's hyperbole obviously

01:03:23.060 like, you know, somewhat, but yeah, but that really was the post-war America, man.

01:03:29.200 There was a time.

01:03:30.180 That was sweet.

01:03:31.060 Go to the one of the girl who travels a lot.

01:03:35.560 Yeah.

01:03:36.180 The, which one?

01:03:38.080 The Instagram story thing?

01:03:39.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:39.760 Yeah.

01:03:40.660 Yeah.

01:03:41.140 So this is just some girl's Instagram story and, uh, some guy tweeted, it's, it's like

01:03:47.820 the Instagram stories of like, so it's a, for the girls have Instagram stories and it's

01:03:51.600 like all the places they've traveled.

01:03:52.920 So it's like Paris, what does it say?

01:03:55.060 Paris, Rome, Zecanthos, somewhere in Greece, Cyprus, Thailand, Milan.

01:04:00.080 So they have all these spots and then the guy tweets it and goes only a matter of time

01:04:04.060 before girls realize that this is one of the biggest turnoffs.

01:04:07.400 And then some other guy replies and goes, there's no logical explanation for why this

01:04:11.100 would turn anyone off.

01:04:12.100 And I think there is, I agree.

01:04:14.960 It's a turnoff because you're going on sex vacations with these rich guys.

01:04:18.840 Some, in some cases, most of the time.

01:04:20.940 Yeah.

01:04:21.300 Yeah.

01:04:21.440 In a situation like that, where it's all these different places, it's like you're not paying

01:04:24.400 for it yourself.

01:04:25.000 It's not a family vacation.

01:04:26.780 You're going on sex vacations with rich people.

01:04:29.060 Yeah.

01:04:29.520 And if you're solo, then you're constantly looking for something too, right?

01:04:33.680 Like you're, you're out there like, Hmm, who am I going to meet?

01:04:35.980 What am I going to do?

01:04:36.820 It's Europe.

01:04:37.320 Nobody from home will ever know or find out what, what I did.

01:04:40.520 Yeah, exactly.

01:04:41.360 So don't worry about why we care.

01:04:43.460 Don't worry about why it's, you know, a turnoff to us.

01:04:46.520 Go, you have your sex vacation guy.

01:04:48.580 Go hang out with him.

01:04:49.380 Yeah.

01:04:49.760 He, he enjoys it.

01:04:50.980 Yeah.

01:04:51.300 You already, you already picked your guy.

01:04:53.440 All right.

01:04:54.120 Moving on out of cringe of the week.

01:04:56.440 We're into urban decay.

01:04:57.720 We are running low on time, so we're not going to speed through, but we are going to have

01:05:01.860 a pace.

01:05:02.080 We can't speed through the show because housekeeping got so skits up.

01:05:05.640 So we needed to get those raw videos shown.

01:05:07.780 Of course.

01:05:08.240 So we're going to have a nice little pace to this.

01:05:10.020 The guy who created Cash App got stabbed to death.

01:05:13.260 Yeah.

01:05:13.480 This is a huge story.

01:05:15.040 He got stabbed to death, killed in San Francisco at two 30 in the morning in a very wealthy

01:05:20.180 neighborhood in San Francisco as well.

01:05:22.060 I think I saw something where the average rent was a 40, 500 or 50, 500, something like in

01:05:28.300 that range.

01:05:28.860 Sounds about right.

01:05:29.680 Yep.

01:05:29.880 And this guy is like a real progressive guy.

01:05:32.600 He's dead, but he was very progressive and he'd always tweet about racism.

01:05:36.200 Was it?

01:05:36.440 Can you read that one tweet?

01:05:37.300 Yeah.

01:05:37.560 So people found some of his old tweets that, uh, here's one.

01:05:39.960 It says, if people you associate with say or do something racist and you don't correct

01:05:43.420 them, you are guilty of racism by association, which is just as bad, perhaps worse since

01:05:48.120 you know better.

01:05:48.820 When it comes to racism, if you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

01:05:51.880 Uh, and then he has another one ignoring color is problematic because it precludes fixing

01:05:56.780 it, fixing institutional racism.

01:05:58.620 Instead, see color recognize that your black friends face challenges that you don't and

01:06:02.960 help move the world forward towards, uh, racial equity.

01:06:06.040 So that was the way he thought that was how he was.

01:06:08.840 Is there another tweet?

01:06:09.740 Yeah.

01:06:10.020 It's well, someone quote tweeted that and said, how's that working out for you?

01:06:13.480 Yeah.

01:06:14.060 Kind of a dunk on him, you know?

01:06:15.560 Um, it's like, which is not great.

01:06:17.960 We don't know the race of the attacker, but you know, the, the odds, the books.

01:06:21.880 The sports books, you know where they're at, right?

01:06:24.440 And he probably got approached by some street rat and was probably like, Oh, I'm not going

01:06:27.960 to be racist.

01:06:28.680 I'm not going to assume this person's going to try and kill me.

01:06:31.340 And then he got knifed to death.

01:06:33.520 And then I'm assuming based on the data we've have and the things we've seen, I'm assuming

01:06:39.860 he was probably like bleeding out and then no one helped him or people filmed him and

01:06:43.940 didn't help.

01:06:44.380 And that is actually factual because, um, I guess that he was on video camera.

01:06:50.440 So someone else tweeted, you're actually spot on someone else tweeted the manager of

01:06:54.200 the building facing where the staffing occurred, quote, watched security footage of the wounded

01:06:57.860 victim, wandering the streets, bleeding quote, he's walking fast, but he doesn't wobble.

01:07:02.220 He is on the phone and trying to flag down passing cars, but no one stops.

01:07:06.320 RIP Bob Lee.

01:07:07.880 Isn't that crazy?

01:07:09.160 It's the low trust society, dude.

01:07:10.780 That's what you get, you know, and stops and you're like in a bad dream bleeding out

01:07:14.420 and no one will help you.

01:07:15.500 And you're just like, please help me, please help me.

01:07:18.040 And cars are just driving by.

01:07:19.620 And if San Francisco had a high trust society and they cleaned up the street rats and they

01:07:24.680 cleaned up the people who, uh, walk around and bash in your car windows and nothing happened

01:07:29.340 for six months and people started saying, wow, society's pretty good.

01:07:32.740 I think if they saw someone stabbed and asking for help, they'd probably help.

01:07:37.000 Yeah.

01:07:37.280 If you needed help in a random rural town in America, someone will help you if you're bleeding

01:07:41.220 out.

01:07:41.940 And it's interesting too, with this whole situation, because obviously, you know, if

01:07:46.860 we were to get COVID and die from COVID, people would dunk on us.

01:07:51.360 They would dunk on this podcast.

01:07:53.240 They would go, oh, these anti-vaxxers.

01:07:54.720 Anti-vax podcast host dead at 30.

01:07:57.660 Yeah.

01:07:58.360 Listed everything that causes the heart attacks and blood clots.

01:08:01.660 Like they would use all of our stuff.

01:08:03.560 If we died from a Nazi or a white supremacist, if a white supremacist killed us.

01:08:08.340 I deserve to be dunked on.

01:08:09.480 We'd get dunked on.

01:08:10.280 Because our whole thing is how they don't exist.

01:08:12.400 There's not many.

01:08:13.220 It's such a tiny, tiny percentage of the population and there's real crime out there.

01:08:17.280 And it's mostly-

01:08:18.040 If we got killed by Jerry, Rottweiler, instead of a pit bull, they'd dunk on us.

01:08:22.660 Absolutely.

01:08:23.220 But then this guy gets killed by most likely black crime.

01:08:26.500 We're not going to dunk on him because that's low class.

01:08:29.180 Yeah.

01:08:29.460 And I mean, honestly, it's like, this is sad.

01:08:33.300 It's the guy has daughters.

01:08:34.660 It's like, it's a dad gone because, and he doesn't even live in San Francisco anymore.

01:08:39.180 He was there for business.

01:08:40.460 So he was visiting San Francisco and he got a real taste of the San Francisco brand, right?

01:08:48.160 Yeah.

01:08:49.400 And should I read this one more tweet?

01:08:51.440 Sure.

01:08:51.720 This one, we talked about this.

01:08:52.740 Gary Tan, right?

01:08:54.820 This guy who's like a tech founder type, you know, Silicon Valley type.

01:08:58.380 He goes, if you interacted with Bob Lee on Monday or Tuesday in SF and you have video

01:09:02.300 or were in the area of Rincon Hill Tuesday morning, please send it to the SFPD.

01:09:07.880 Do not publish it.

01:09:08.920 Send it directly to SFPD.

01:09:10.900 Details below.

01:09:12.500 Well, why?

01:09:13.460 Why wouldn't you publish it?

01:09:14.800 Doesn't the city have a right to know what the killer looks like or who he is?

01:09:20.280 There's someone who's willing to commit murder out there.

01:09:23.140 So it used to be a thing like suspect on the loose.

01:09:26.060 You'd show the sketch.

01:09:27.260 You'd show the video, right?

01:09:29.260 And he has a follow-up tweet after some people were like, you know, obviously had concerns

01:09:33.940 about why wouldn't you publish it?

01:09:35.560 He goes to trolls.

01:09:36.440 Twitter is crazy pills.

01:09:37.840 Just so you all know, I was the first donor and vocal advocate of the Democrat led recall

01:09:41.700 of Chesa Boothin, you know, the progressive DA who's there ruining San Francisco.

01:09:45.880 And he goes, I couldn't care less the race of the perpetrator.

01:09:48.640 I just want them to be found and prosecuted.

01:09:51.160 They probably want him to get prosecuted.

01:09:52.940 What are you talking about?

01:09:53.920 But what a weird thing to say.

01:09:55.020 I couldn't care less about the race of the perpetrator.

01:09:57.840 Why?

01:09:58.980 Don't you guys love data?

01:10:00.960 Isn't that the whole point that they take-

01:10:02.960 With the tech industry is every data point ever?

01:10:04.940 Facebook, Meta, every single thing is like, we need to know as much information about our

01:10:08.860 customers as possible.

01:10:10.100 But that analytical mind, that analytical, like looking for trends and patterns, like you

01:10:14.720 wouldn't recommend a do-rag to a white person on Facebook ads, right?

01:10:19.360 Well, I don't know.

01:10:20.180 Everyone can get ads equally.

01:10:21.820 Everyone has different kinds of hair.

01:10:23.380 Yeah, but they don't.

01:10:24.200 You know, when it actually affects your bottom line, they don't.

01:10:27.080 And so you want to segment your customer and your database in every way possible.

01:10:30.880 This is a white man between 35 and 36.

01:10:33.320 Like we have a tight age range on him.

01:10:35.140 So he likes golf and this, and we're going to create an advertising package that crushes

01:10:40.800 it.

01:10:41.600 But, you know, when the big tech CEO guy gets stabbed and killed, it's like, I couldn't

01:10:46.940 care less about the race.

01:10:48.060 I don't want that piece of data, even though they want every other piece of data that's

01:10:52.380 out there.

01:10:52.680 So I find that really strange.

01:10:54.040 Very strange.

01:10:55.500 It shows how strong the ideology is.

01:10:57.880 Yeah.

01:10:58.540 And you know-

01:10:59.660 It's precedent over anything.

01:11:00.620 There, there's been a couple, uh, really bad murders, like in LA and San Francisco, where

01:11:05.560 somebody just like a shopkeeper gets killed.

01:11:07.680 There was a girl who was working in a furniture store who got stabbed by that black, uh, guy.

01:11:12.500 Um, he was on security camera, all that.

01:11:14.660 And now it's like one of their own, one of the tech elites own gets killed.

01:11:19.640 And so we'll see if this makes an impact on the philanthropy and where the dollars go,

01:11:24.780 right.

01:11:25.500 For people in similar circumstances.

01:11:27.420 Cause now they go, that could have been me.

01:11:29.140 Yeah.

01:11:29.540 Um, all right, let's move on.

01:11:32.140 Let's move on to the cop body slam.

01:11:34.740 Yeah.

01:11:35.140 This is a quick clip.

01:11:36.240 This is a quick clip with one point.

01:11:40.580 So the cop body slams that lady.

01:11:42.600 It was a big brawl, big brawl.

01:11:44.440 And then the joke was the money fell out like grand theft auto.

01:11:48.100 Look at it.

01:11:51.260 Oh, she's dead.

01:11:52.460 And the money's out.

01:11:53.280 Like take your money, take her guns.

01:11:55.000 Exactly.

01:11:55.360 What happens in grand theft auto?

01:11:56.880 I know.

01:11:57.220 And Hey, society is trending towards more grand theft auto, right?

01:12:00.440 Like, so I expected to see this to be honest.

01:12:03.020 That's life imitating art.

01:12:04.820 Yeah.

01:12:05.300 Um, the lady pissing at the slot machines.

01:12:08.260 Yeah.

01:12:08.960 I don't know why this isn't urban.

01:12:10.220 So she's dressed well.

01:12:13.900 She's dressed well.

01:12:14.620 She's pissing at the machine.

01:12:16.120 I guess I see why this is bad.

01:12:18.200 Obviously it's not as bad if you were shitting at the machine.

01:12:21.440 Um, so it's all wet there.

01:12:23.060 So it's obviously not good, but I do see both sides to, to this.

01:12:26.420 You got that gambling addict dog in you.

01:12:28.740 Is that what you're saying?

01:12:29.900 Is that what you're implying?

01:12:31.260 Sometimes you can't leave the machine.

01:12:33.100 I've seen Fleckas gamble and gambling is bad, right?

01:12:36.640 Gambling is bad.

01:12:37.160 Like you shouldn't be gambling.

01:12:38.420 It shouldn't be gambling.

01:12:39.060 And it's going to be like an epidemic, just like the opioids of how much, uh, American white

01:12:43.300 kids have lost gambling with all the barstool sports app, the, this, the, that came out

01:12:47.880 of nowhere.

01:12:48.240 And now we're seeing like Peyton Manning talking about the over and it's like, Hey, the odds are

01:12:52.040 here.

01:12:52.300 Yeah.

01:12:52.760 Um, but so I've seen Fleckas gamble and I think in an alternate universe, you'd be a

01:12:58.960 degenerate gambling addict because I've seen him win like a slot machine or something like

01:13:04.040 do, do a big bet and win.

01:13:05.720 We call it slaps.

01:13:06.660 Yeah.

01:13:06.940 So I'll do like a slap on a machine and it'll like say it's like a $2 bet and it'll win

01:13:11.100 big.

01:13:11.360 It'll win four, $400.

01:13:12.940 And then he'll just go do it again.

01:13:15.600 Slap it again.

01:13:18.100 It's like, well, we're not going to win again.

01:13:19.560 We just won.

01:13:20.120 We just won.

01:13:20.700 That's it.

01:13:21.040 Take the money.

01:13:21.480 It's impossible.

01:13:22.300 Let's go.

01:13:22.780 The data's not in our favor.

01:13:23.640 We got to get out of here.

01:13:24.480 Let's go get steaks.

01:13:25.440 And it's like, again, do it again.

01:13:27.580 Slap it again.

01:13:28.340 So there's a world where you could be a gambling addict.

01:13:30.480 So I'd be good at being a gambling addict.

01:13:32.300 Yeah.

01:13:32.720 So keep that on watch.

01:13:34.140 All right.

01:13:34.540 Uh, the trees replaced with the slime wall.

01:13:36.920 Yeah.

01:13:37.400 Um.

01:13:37.680 This is interesting.

01:13:38.440 This is, uh, what's it called when it's a bad utopia?

01:13:41.500 Dystopia.

01:13:42.180 Dystopia.

01:13:42.560 Yeah.

01:13:42.820 So it's that liquid trees are, are used in Serbia to fight against air pollution.

01:13:46.620 Let's let the clip play.

01:13:47.640 This is a liquid tree and it's helping fight air pollution.

01:13:50.960 Liquid tree is basically a tank that's filled with water and microalgae.

01:13:55.220 The microalgae act like trees by removing carbon dioxide from the air and producing oxygen instead.

01:14:00.740 Each liquid tree removes as much carbon as two 10-year-old trees.

01:14:05.000 The idea was created by scientists in Belgrade, Serbia, with the goal of reducing air pollution in cities.

01:14:10.480 Liquid trees are not meant to replace real trees.

01:14:13.460 Instead, they could be used in cities where-

01:14:15.660 That's enough.

01:14:16.020 We get it.

01:14:16.800 We get it.

01:14:17.340 You made a fucking science project tree.

01:14:19.480 Slime tree.

01:14:20.460 Eyesore.

01:14:21.400 Slime tree better than real tree.

01:14:23.980 Right?

01:14:24.540 Yeah.

01:14:25.120 Right?

01:14:25.680 Fake meat better than real meat.

01:14:27.420 Right?

01:14:28.180 Small house pod better than house land.

01:14:31.000 Right?

01:14:31.900 Don't need anything.

01:14:32.820 Right?

01:14:33.240 Yeah.

01:14:33.700 Sounds like that.

01:14:34.680 Here, it sounds like something Klaus Schwab really likes.

01:14:37.760 Yeah.

01:14:38.060 He wants to fund it.

01:14:39.340 Slime tree.

01:14:40.000 My thing is like, if you're at the point where you're needing slime trees, just move, you know?

01:14:45.880 The city's too overpopulated, right?

01:14:47.760 Yeah.

01:14:47.960 And if you can't have trees in the city, then it's too overbuilt.

01:14:51.200 It's overpopulated.

01:14:52.240 Yeah.

01:14:52.500 So instead of like letting the natural thing, it's like, let's see how science can pack as

01:14:56.440 many people into this square mile as possible.

01:14:58.640 Yeah.

01:14:58.920 Which is not how you should live, right?

01:15:00.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:01.580 And also, that's something I was thinking about too with urban decay.

01:15:04.240 It's like, the city is the spot where you most need to keep people in jail who are criminals,

01:15:10.800 right?

01:15:11.260 Mm-hmm.

01:15:11.680 And all the George Soros type DAs are just releasing them.

01:15:15.640 But nobody knows who this guy is.

01:15:17.700 Like, you see the guy on the street, nobody knows he just got out of prison, released early

01:15:21.340 from a violent felony, you know?

01:15:23.220 So it's like, the city is actually where you need to protect your good population more

01:15:28.080 than anywhere else.

01:15:29.620 Like, a rural guy who's like, oh, he raped somebody, and he goes and lives in his house,

01:15:34.260 and he's on house arrest and stuff.

01:15:35.520 It's like, he's not going to just walk into somebody and be like, yeah.

01:15:38.620 Mm-hmm.

01:15:38.900 Like, he's got to get in his car, go somewhere, go look around.

01:15:41.940 Cities are the one place where people should be held accountable more, and they're not.

01:15:46.140 So it's kind of backards.

01:15:48.220 A little backards.

01:15:49.280 All right, Oakland Raising Cane's got shut down.

01:15:51.740 Yep.

01:15:52.360 Raising Cane's in Oakland is only doing drive-thru now.

01:15:55.340 The restaurant has closed its dining room due to crime and safety concerns.

01:16:00.160 According to the fast food chain, there have been multiple car break-ins in the parking

01:16:04.540 lot of this location and numerous other robberies around the neighborhood.

01:16:08.960 Writing in a statement, quote, customers...

01:16:11.220 Right by Martin Luther King Jr. Regional Shoreline.

01:16:14.020 Ah, who would have guessed?

01:16:17.120 And that's just one of those things where it's like, your community is a mirror, right?

01:16:23.020 Mm-hmm.

01:16:23.640 And it's like, what you put in is what you get out.

01:16:25.740 So if you're a piece of shit, and a large group of people are pieces of shit, then you're

01:16:29.880 going to lose the space where you can enjoy yourself.

01:16:33.100 Yeah.

01:16:33.540 You're going to lose things that are valuable, like the food places.

01:16:36.740 Like, we can sit down in a restaurant and enjoy Raising Cane's.

01:16:39.760 It's like, no, you can't anymore, because too many people misbehaved, and we can't handle

01:16:43.740 it.

01:16:44.400 And it's like, there's a reason there's a bulletproof glass at the fried chicken place in inner

01:16:48.060 city Chicago.

01:16:48.940 That's a good point.

01:16:49.660 You know?

01:16:50.200 It's just like, yeah, you get what you give.

01:16:53.080 And too many people are trying to take too much.

01:16:55.280 And you get like these food deserts.

01:16:57.160 Yeah.

01:16:57.480 And it's like, well, why is there a food desert?

01:16:58.920 Because all the good food got destroyed.

01:17:02.040 Whole Foods can't come here, because everyone steals it or robs us.

01:17:06.320 Yeah, exactly.

01:17:07.280 And there was actually, in Chicago, there was a Whole Foods that opened up on the south

01:17:10.440 side that opened up, tried it two and a half years or whatever, and then was like,

01:17:15.460 okay, we're closing.

01:17:16.460 Experiment failed.

01:17:17.600 We tried.

01:17:18.320 It didn't work out.

01:17:19.080 And then, like, Lori Lightfoot and the city pressured them.

01:17:22.300 They were like, you can't leave.

01:17:24.080 Like, how dare you?

01:17:25.080 Or something like that.

01:17:25.840 It's like, are you going to pay us?

01:17:27.300 Like, this sucks.

01:17:28.400 It sucks living here.

01:17:30.540 So, I mean, you get what you give.

01:17:33.140 And input equals output, right?

01:17:35.480 Yeah, exactly.

01:17:36.840 Let's go to the guy who steals and then gets encouraged instead of stopped.

01:17:41.500 Stellan almost goes wrong life for part two.

01:17:45.500 So, he's stealing.

01:17:47.300 And these white ladies are yelling at him.

01:17:50.420 And then he just bails.

01:17:51.760 And he tries to leave the stuff.

01:17:53.760 But then the people out in the parking lot are like, nah, go get your shit.

01:17:57.260 Finish the job.

01:17:58.500 They encourage him to finish the job, because this white lady probably can't put up a fight.

01:18:03.040 And then he goes and gets his stuff.

01:18:04.500 Hurry up!

01:18:05.420 Hurry up!

01:18:06.940 Hurry up!

01:18:07.780 Hurry up!

01:18:08.640 And now they're all accessories to crimes.

01:18:10.720 Hurry!

01:18:12.160 Hurry!

01:18:13.600 Hurry!

01:18:14.880 What a hectic thing.

01:18:16.480 And now the two other white women employees come out, trying to stop him.

01:18:20.580 And the black people in the parking lot who are hanging out there with their cars are encouraging him to steal.

01:18:28.600 And they're laughing.

01:18:30.300 They record.

01:18:31.140 Nissan Altima.

01:18:32.260 What a classic.

01:18:33.160 Nissan Altima.

01:18:34.440 And he's off.

01:18:35.960 That's the kind of car that steals.

01:18:37.380 Some guy was helping him put something into the car.

01:18:39.560 It's like, you guys are all an accessory to a crime.

01:18:41.600 I know you think it's world star social media, but you guys are all an accessory right now.

01:18:45.740 And the three white ladies trying to keep it all together.

01:18:48.100 Yeah.

01:18:48.580 So, bad, low-trust society.

01:18:53.380 When's that store going to be drive-thru only?

01:18:56.000 After a certain point.

01:18:57.280 Yeah, exactly.

01:18:59.100 Let's go to the guy who's illegally driving.

01:19:01.640 Crazy.

01:19:02.140 This is a good clip.

01:19:02.920 This is a good urban decay.

01:19:06.140 But it's bad.

01:19:08.400 So, you're just going to keep on driving illegally no matter what?

01:19:10.980 It's one thing.

01:19:11.860 You can suck a d**k.

01:19:13.120 To drive without a license.

01:19:14.620 This is a big job, I mean, I'm still out here baseman and shit.

01:19:18.160 Another to make a left turn from the far right lane directly in front of a squad car.

01:19:24.320 Like, I shouldn't have to hit my brakes to not hit you, you know what I'm saying?

01:19:26.560 Hell yeah.

01:19:27.340 I feel you, but at the same time, I was trying to go this way, but I knew I was in the wrong lane.

01:19:32.860 I ain't know you was right there.

01:19:34.180 Then again.

01:19:34.880 You got, like, the registration or anything?

01:19:36.360 Like, fill a cell or anything that's got the vent on it or anything like that?

01:19:39.340 25-year-old Dyril Chaplin seems to have no fear of getting caught.

01:19:43.760 Much less hurting someone else.

01:19:46.240 You're endangering the public.

01:19:47.040 I don't care.

01:19:48.020 I do.

01:19:48.460 I don't care.

01:19:49.060 I don't care.

01:19:50.600 We first told you about Chaplin in the spring of 2022.

01:19:53.760 We're in the resin broad day, that's me.

01:19:56.560 By then, he'd already been stopped 35 times in three years, 24 by Milwaukee police alone for running red lights, blowing through stop signs, cutting off traffic, and speeding up to 41 miles per hour over the limit.

01:20:11.220 I'm in a wreck.

01:20:11.980 With no registration, no insurance, and no driver's license.

01:20:16.700 People don't care about that.

01:20:18.100 That just, you know, the older people care about that.

01:20:19.960 He was late for traffic court in Waukesha.

01:20:22.920 I ain't finna do this with y'all of me.

01:20:24.820 For driving while revoked.

01:20:27.240 You drove illegally to a court hearing for driving illegally.

01:20:30.540 Does it matter what I'm doing?

01:20:31.640 Judge Dennis Maroney fined him $442.

01:20:35.420 No jail time.

01:20:36.840 You can probably guess what happened next.

01:20:38.980 So how are you going to get home?

01:20:39.840 Because this is your car, right?

01:20:40.820 I'm finna drive.

01:20:42.920 That's right.

01:20:44.040 He just doesn't care.

01:20:45.520 He doesn't care.

01:20:46.260 He racks up the charges in a just real normal world.

01:20:49.680 And he's clearly a menace.

01:20:50.800 He's like running through reds.

01:20:52.260 Yeah.

01:20:52.520 In a just normal world, this guy would get pulled over and his car would be impounded every time.

01:20:58.260 Yeah.

01:20:58.600 You know, it's kind of like you lost.

01:21:00.220 And he would stop driving.

01:21:00.780 You lost your privilege.

01:21:01.720 This is like a guy with 10 DUIs.

01:21:03.460 It's like, how did you even get to this point?

01:21:05.160 Yeah.

01:21:05.680 It's a two.

01:21:06.180 And they say two-tier justice system.

01:21:08.680 That's it right there.

01:21:10.220 That's the other tier, guys.

01:21:11.080 That's the other tier.

01:21:11.820 He can do whatever he wants.

01:21:12.820 And I'm assuming, what, people don't want to be called racist or enforce the law because

01:21:16.140 they don't want to be racist?

01:21:17.240 They think he doesn't know any better or something, I guess.

01:21:19.500 Which is like crazy, like bigotry of low expectations.

01:21:22.420 Yeah.

01:21:22.600 It's charity criminal justice.

01:21:24.820 Where it's like, ah, he doesn't know much.

01:21:27.220 He's kind of just like an idiot.

01:21:29.380 We got to be easy on him.

01:21:31.300 No remorse.

01:21:32.020 Yo, you can suck my dick.

01:21:33.760 Yeah.

01:21:34.380 Eloquent.

01:21:34.820 A poet of our generation.

01:21:36.200 He let him off.

01:21:37.380 Put him in jail.

01:21:38.020 Yeah.

01:21:38.480 No, I mean, this guy should be literally in jail.

01:21:40.660 And then it's like escalated every time.

01:21:42.920 You just have nothing.

01:21:44.380 You just have access to a shitty car.

01:21:46.920 Yeah.

01:21:47.180 No license, no insurance, no registration.

01:21:49.340 Nah, I ain't got none of that.

01:21:50.700 Tells it to the cop and laughs.

01:21:52.500 Not even trying.

01:21:54.800 Wait until he kills someone.

01:21:55.960 It's going to happen.

01:21:57.060 Someone's going to die or get seriously injured in a car accident, right?

01:22:00.600 Yep, exactly.

01:22:01.620 All right, moving on.

01:22:02.360 That's the end of Urban Decay.

01:22:04.280 There's one more clip that we're going to do in Bonusland about a bus driver resigning.

01:22:07.840 We have some good bus driver stories in Bonusland.

01:22:10.260 And we're moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:22:13.680 Don't get too down.

01:22:14.560 Don't get too depressed.

01:22:15.520 Uplifting Gold is here.

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01:22:21.160 Again, guys, please buy this shirt.

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01:22:28.960 All right.

01:22:29.660 Wrestling Coach Toss, the first one.

01:22:31.480 So this kid just wins a wrestling match.

01:22:35.400 Shakes the hands.

01:22:44.640 Oh, and he gets tossed himself.

01:22:46.780 That's good stuff.

01:22:47.980 They got a little routine, two coaches.

01:22:49.780 I like it.

01:22:50.420 That's good Americana right there.

01:22:52.220 Yeah.

01:22:52.440 You challenge your coach, but the coach still has you beat.

01:22:57.900 Right?

01:22:58.880 Right.

01:23:00.280 You got there, buddy.

01:23:03.080 All right.

01:23:04.120 Let's go to the proposal tackle.

01:23:06.120 Yeah.

01:23:06.500 This guy tries to propose.

01:23:07.860 He runs onto the field at a baseball game, Dodger Stadium.

01:23:10.820 This is great camera work, by the way.

01:23:12.800 You'll see the moment.

01:23:14.920 He gets down on one knee.

01:23:17.200 Goes to the lady.

01:23:22.060 Oh, he just gets absolutely wrecked.

01:23:24.460 And that ring is probably on the grass somewhere.

01:23:29.420 And they're cuffing him.

01:23:31.540 They're cuffing him.

01:23:32.520 The ring's probably on the ground.

01:23:33.540 You got blown up holding the ring.

01:23:35.320 Nobody cares about where the ring is.

01:23:37.180 That's bad.

01:23:38.080 That's bad.

01:23:38.520 That's good action, though.

01:23:39.860 That guy saw his hit stick opportunity and said, I'm lowering my shoulder.

01:23:44.200 Yeah.

01:23:44.460 It's time.

01:23:45.860 Yeah, exactly.

01:23:47.140 All right.

01:23:47.300 Let's go to the fat baseball kid with the bad attitude.

01:23:56.380 Swing it, Katie.

01:23:57.540 Nice swing.

01:24:00.040 So he gets on base somehow.

01:24:01.720 And now he's running home.

01:24:02.400 Get it, got it, go.

01:24:03.580 Oh.

01:24:03.900 Don't got it.

01:24:05.940 Here comes the slide.

01:24:08.300 Oh, got it.

01:24:11.620 The slide's more of a slip.

01:24:13.560 Yep.

01:24:14.500 But that's good action.

01:24:15.340 That's good Americana.

01:24:16.540 What, being morbidly obese at age 10 and barely being able to run from third to home?

01:24:21.760 Is that good Americana?

01:24:22.780 That's what we're up to.

01:24:23.720 All right.

01:24:24.500 Baseball.

01:24:25.580 Morbidly obese baseball.

01:24:26.760 That's what our baseball looks like these days.

01:24:28.600 Classic.

01:24:30.740 Let's go to the guys on the roof of the building.

01:24:38.260 Damn, dog.

01:24:39.280 See, this is content.

01:24:40.480 Yeah, some urban explorers.

01:24:41.800 One guy has a mask on.

01:24:50.400 See, this is good content, at least.

01:24:52.640 At least they're doing something risky.

01:24:54.340 Yeah.

01:24:54.820 I am so scared of heights.

01:24:57.180 I don't like that kind of stuff.

01:24:59.040 I would never, never do this.

01:25:02.040 Even for the most money?

01:25:04.300 I guess for the most money is the only time I do it.

01:25:06.660 But I am very scared of heights and I get this thing probably where I like kind of like try to get low to the ground and then get like sweaty palms.

01:25:14.260 I got sweaty palms just watching that.

01:25:15.640 When you watch that, do you feel like that fall forward feeling of like, oh.

01:25:19.100 Yeah, and I don't like it.

01:25:20.460 Me too, me too.

01:25:21.340 Someone wanted me to hike Half Dome in Yosemite.

01:25:25.280 They wanted me to hike Half Dome and then I saw it.

01:25:27.640 And I know like people can enjoy it, but I just knew I wouldn't enjoy it at all.

01:25:32.520 It's like you have to, you're going past tourists and you're kind of on that rope line.

01:25:36.900 Yeah.

01:25:37.420 That's like I have zero interest in like feeling the thrill of being up on a cliff or something.

01:25:42.140 Yeah, I don't do shit like that for that reason.

01:25:44.340 So.

01:25:45.460 All right, let's move on.

01:25:46.660 The Descendants of, actually, let's do the girl who scares the people.

01:25:50.920 Yeah, this is a TikTok girl who we kind of like.

01:25:53.260 Yeah, we like this TikTok girl.

01:25:54.540 She did, you ain't nothing but a hound dog, that one.

01:25:57.340 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:57.940 So here's her content.

01:25:59.140 This is good content.

01:25:59.940 Will you hold my phone so I can make a quick TikTok?

01:26:03.580 Thank you so much.

01:26:04.420 It's already recording and ready to go.

01:26:06.300 Thank you, kind soul.

01:26:12.140 Oh, man, that's good.

01:26:17.100 That's good shit.

01:26:17.800 That's real good shit.

01:26:19.000 All right.

01:26:19.460 Nothing for fair, nothing to say, just that's good shit.

01:26:22.380 That girl's content is pretty solid, that's all.

01:26:24.980 At least someone's doing it.

01:26:26.000 And then this is the last clip of, yeah, this is the last clip of Uplifting Gold, Descendants

01:26:32.960 of Thomas Jefferson.

01:26:33.980 This is very interesting.

01:26:35.460 Did you know that the president of the United States, Thomas Jefferson, had more than one

01:26:39.560 family?

01:26:40.020 We are the seventh great-grandchildren of Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings.

01:26:44.880 I'm eighth-generation descendant of Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings.

01:26:48.400 I am the four times great-granddaughter of Thomas Jefferson.

01:26:51.720 I am the fourth great-granddaughter.

01:26:53.580 I'm the fourth great-grandson of Sally Hemings and Thomas Jefferson.

01:26:57.160 I'm a ninth-generation descendant.

01:26:59.260 I'm the fifth great-grandson.

01:27:00.880 I'm the fifth great-granddaughter.

01:27:02.640 I am the sixth great-grandson of President Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings.

01:27:07.160 That kind of looks like him.

01:27:08.240 Yeah, he does.

01:27:09.120 and you can uh that's cool you can tell who went white and who went stayed black yeah there were

01:27:14.660 a couple guys who that grandma and that other guy were like basically totally white yeah um that's

01:27:19.740 cool how it goes all the way like that and then we come from the people that made the whole country

01:27:24.200 yeah i like that that's really nice um and thomas jefferson also had that dog in him

01:27:31.320 i'd like to report he was just getting it every which way yeah that was back in a time when you

01:27:36.920 really could just you had a plot of land do whatever you want on the land had some slave

01:27:41.200 quarters you have children however you have children you live to be 50 and you kind of just

01:27:47.040 have one run and you do as much as you can yeah that was impressive yeah all right that's the end

01:27:52.080 of the episode shout out thomas jeff another fuck us talks to the books thank you guys for watching

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01:28:04.420 watching the show this was sent to me always appreciated thank you guys for sending that in

01:28:10.740 yeah he wasn't watching the show as much as he was uh being shown forced yeah shown the show yeah

01:28:16.880 they also blurred his face so no one could id the baby smart i've never been able to idea yeah i can't

01:28:23.340 place one baby with another so yeah so thank you for sending that in that's very cool make sure you

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Misogynist Sentences

Hate Speech Sentences

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