Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 31, 2023


UNHINGED TRANS FOLKS DOUBLE DOWN


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 38 minutes

Words per Minute

195.31296

Word Count

19,188

Sentence Count

2,404

Misogynist Sentences

86

Hate Speech Sentences

135


Summary

After a week of terrorism, the trans community doubles down in cringe-of-the-week, and we do a Man on the Street collab where we ask people, would you say the N-word to end world hunger? Then a guy gets stabbed to death in front of his kid for no reason in Vancouver? Then is Walmart being racist? And last but not least would you cheat on your husband with your celebrity crush? We ll go over all this and more on this week's episode of Fluckers Talks.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?
00:00:01.900 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi.
00:00:04.580 Wagovi?
00:00:05.320 Yeah, Wagovi.
00:00:06.520 What about it?
00:00:07.160 On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you.
00:00:10.380 Oh, you're not?
00:00:11.180 No, just ask your doctor.
00:00:13.420 About Wagovi?
00:00:14.880 Yeah, ask for it by name.
00:00:16.520 Okay, so why did you bring me to this circus?
00:00:19.860 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.
00:00:22.220 You know, with the chair and everything.
00:00:24.360 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.
00:00:26.540 Visit wagovi.ca for savings.
00:00:28.880 Exclusions may apply.
00:00:30.000 All right, welcome back to Flucka Socks, the podcast, episode 75.
00:00:33.840 Today on the show, after a trans week of terrorism,
00:00:36.760 the trans community doubles down in cringe of the week.
00:00:39.740 Then we do a man on the street collab where we ask people,
00:00:43.520 would you say the N-word to end world hunger?
00:00:46.080 Then a guy gets stabbed to death in front of his kid for no reason in Vancouver.
00:00:49.720 We'll tell you why it's time to leave the cities.
00:00:52.160 Then is Walmart being racist?
00:00:54.160 Some shoppers think so after finding security tags on certain items.
00:00:58.100 And last but not least, would you cheat on your husband with your celebrity crush?
00:01:02.980 We'll go over all this and more.
00:01:04.380 It's Flucka's Talks, the podcast, episode 75, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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00:02:55.500 All right.
00:02:55.800 What's causing heart attacks and blood clots this week?
00:02:58.340 According to a Instagram post from, I believe, Bayer, it's when your home team is playing.
00:03:04.020 Yeah.
00:03:04.540 Which we've covered, but, you know, it's-
00:03:06.900 They're reiterating with March Madness, I'm assuming.
00:03:09.140 They're jumping on it.
00:03:10.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:03:10.500 So be careful.
00:03:11.860 Be careful.
00:03:11.980 So take your baby aspirin.
00:03:13.520 Yeah.
00:03:13.800 And get another vaccine and, you know, good luck.
00:03:17.240 Speaking of, there's another thing causing heart attacks and blood clots this week.
00:03:20.320 That's on the front page of an Australian newspaper.
00:03:22.640 What is the headline?
00:03:23.740 It says, Amy followed the rules on COVID jabs.
00:03:26.400 Was that a fatal mistake?
00:03:28.200 Which is, I mean, great.
00:03:29.560 You know, they're actually calling it what it is.
00:03:32.260 According to this newspaper article in Australia, I guess.
00:03:36.220 Yeah.
00:03:36.620 And she was-
00:03:37.020 The vaccine.
00:03:37.880 And she was young and beautiful and slowly deteriorated after the first and second Pfizer shot.
00:03:43.480 So, uh, RIP, I guess.
00:03:45.700 That's very sad.
00:03:46.760 Sorry to hear that.
00:03:47.660 So I guess, according to that article, the vaccine could also be causing blood clots and
00:03:52.020 heart attacks, which is weird because there's so many other things that cause heart attacks
00:03:55.120 and blood clots.
00:03:56.160 You don't think it would be something that, like, is given out from big pharma, you know?
00:03:59.960 Mm-hmm.
00:04:00.580 That everyone was encouraged to take in a really hasty way and, you know?
00:04:04.220 Yeah.
00:04:04.580 That doesn't make sense to me.
00:04:05.940 All right.
00:04:06.260 Moving on.
00:04:06.920 Uh, no doppelgangers this week.
00:04:08.840 Yeah.
00:04:09.560 I don't know if everyone's upset or not.
00:04:11.020 I like the doppelgangers, but it's kind of getting old.
00:04:13.340 We have a few random ones that maybe we'll cover in bonus land.
00:04:16.520 So sign up for bonus land if you want to maybe see it there.
00:04:18.880 Yeah.
00:04:19.020 The problem is, uh, I'm, we're always tempted to do it because we've turned on the faucet
00:04:23.160 by doing it three weeks in a row.
00:04:24.520 So my DMs are full of random fleckuses and it's kind of sad, but you know, we can't do
00:04:29.320 a bit forever, right?
00:04:30.260 Yeah.
00:04:30.480 You can't do a bit forever.
00:04:31.780 Everyone knows that, uh, we have some Rob stuff to get to in a little bit.
00:04:35.500 Uh, before we do, uh, we're on high alert here at the show.
00:04:38.940 Yeah.
00:04:39.420 Uh, second high alert is the second highest level right below high, high alert.
00:04:43.540 High, high alert is when you carry a gun on your chest everywhere you go.
00:04:46.700 Open carry.
00:04:47.300 Open carry.
00:04:48.100 So we're not there yet, but, uh, Rand Paul's, uh, one of his staffers was just stabbed randomly
00:04:53.360 in DC kind of gets your spidey senses tingling, the stuff going on with all the trans people.
00:04:58.720 It's time to raise the, the security alert level here at the show.
00:05:02.600 Yeah.
00:05:02.940 And the Rand Paul attacker had just been released from prison like the day before.
00:05:07.400 So, uh, and we don't think that's politically motivated.
00:05:09.680 We think it's just street rat motivated.
00:05:11.460 Yeah.
00:05:11.860 Um, but you know, it was in broad daylight in DC, the DC district attorney is like not prosecuting
00:05:18.080 like 67% of all criminals.
00:05:20.920 Yeah.
00:05:21.240 So like imagine being a cop in DC and all they do is they go, got another one for you,
00:05:25.780 boss.
00:05:26.060 Like I sprinted over the fence.
00:05:27.480 I dove through this and I, you know, I tackled him and it was the craziest chase you've ever
00:05:32.260 seen.
00:05:32.680 And the DA just goes, all right, let him go.
00:05:35.140 Yeah.
00:05:35.480 That's basically what it is.
00:05:36.600 So, yeah, exactly.
00:05:37.940 That's what's going on.
00:05:39.140 Um, and I was thinking with all this stuff, like obviously the trans people are going kind
00:05:43.300 of crazy.
00:05:43.760 I saw a commercial, like a behind the scenes thing for Joker too.
00:05:47.960 Yeah.
00:05:48.320 Where Lady Gaga is in Joker too.
00:05:50.740 And Lady Gaga is obviously a huge advocate for the LGBTQ community.
00:05:56.360 She's a twink magnet.
00:05:57.860 The twinks flock to her, right?
00:05:59.500 Yeah.
00:05:59.900 Yeah.
00:06:00.380 An F-A-G-H-A-G.
00:06:03.500 Is another word for it.
00:06:05.000 Don't know if you can get away with that one, buddy.
00:06:07.160 We'll see.
00:06:07.900 That's just an old term that we didn't even say, but that's what they call her.
00:06:11.200 Um, so like Webster's dictionary here.
00:06:14.000 We're not, we're not saying it.
00:06:15.560 We're telling you what it is.
00:06:16.680 We're defining it.
00:06:17.460 Uh, so with Joker too coming out, I think it comes out next year, right around election
00:06:21.340 time.
00:06:21.760 We have all this like trans animosity, these trans conflicts.
00:06:25.580 I think the LGBTs look at Lady Gaga as kind of like a spokesperson for their community.
00:06:31.140 So I think there's a timeline where the trans people feel empowered and then they embrace,
00:06:37.400 uh, the Joker characters and they think they're the Joker.
00:06:41.200 Because they're misunderstood and society's against them.
00:06:43.980 And it's on us to make a change, even if it's ugly, like that type of thing.
00:06:47.820 Yeah.
00:06:48.240 So I think that could be something that's coming if things go South and it doesn't look good.
00:06:53.360 You know, do you want to get your, uh, you want to get your updated Michelle Obama options?
00:06:57.620 Also, I do have an update to the Michelle Obama thing as a podcast listeners.
00:07:02.000 There's no, I think in 2024, uh, Derek Chauvin's trial is going to come back up.
00:07:06.960 They're going to let him go because technically he didn't do anything against like police protocol.
00:07:13.060 Yeah.
00:07:13.360 Yeah.
00:07:13.600 Like the knee on the back is what they taught.
00:07:15.280 Um, the, based on the obituary, not the obituary, what's the autopsy, the autopsy.
00:07:22.220 Yeah.
00:07:22.380 George Floyd, the high fentanyl levels, high fentanyl levels.
00:07:24.940 He was saying, I can't breathe before he went down.
00:07:27.340 Uh, he, I believe he was alive, uh, when he was going into the ambulance.
00:07:31.980 Um, you could see him on camera with the, with the drugs in his mouth.
00:07:35.680 So he clearly swallowed the drugs.
00:07:37.060 I think there's a world in 2024 where, uh, Derek Chauvin is let off.
00:07:42.080 Everyone goes crazy.
00:07:43.220 Then Michelle Obama runs and it's like a pushback against racism.
00:07:47.660 Oh, this George Floyd murderer got off vote for Michelle Obama.
00:07:51.140 And then there's the X factor where we involve the trans community here.
00:07:54.800 If Michelle, if, if, if Michelle Obama is a man and then it comes out, she's a man.
00:08:01.820 Now we're going to like intersect all these things.
00:08:04.500 It's BLM, racism, trans phobia.
00:08:07.960 And then Michelle Obama is the perfect person to run on behalf of all these oppressed groups
00:08:13.180 in 2024.
00:08:14.240 Yep.
00:08:14.620 So my options for that are ding, ding, ding.
00:08:16.860 They're going high.
00:08:17.620 Yeah.
00:08:17.840 And in case you're wondering, it is still schizo season.
00:08:20.200 So yeah, it's schizo season as evidenced by the Michelle Obama, trans Derek Chauvin,
00:08:25.640 free presidential trajectory.
00:08:27.520 Imagine that.
00:08:28.360 Imagine that chaos that pops off from that Derek Chauvin, free.
00:08:31.300 What are we going to do?
00:08:31.820 All this racism.
00:08:32.500 Oh, we're, everyone's attacking trans people.
00:08:35.040 What are we going to do?
00:08:36.060 Oh, we're going to have trans Michelle Obama come back and fight back against the racist
00:08:40.380 anti-trans people.
00:08:41.860 That's like the perfect timeline for them.
00:08:43.620 Yeah.
00:08:43.840 They'll blow us out.
00:08:44.860 They'll win by 20 million votes.
00:08:46.840 All right.
00:08:47.640 Moving on.
00:08:49.160 Kareem Jean-Pierre.
00:08:50.300 Is that her name?
00:08:51.000 Yeah.
00:08:51.220 KJP.
00:08:52.400 KJP.
00:08:53.780 Allegedly, allegedly got into a small accident.
00:08:59.920 Yeah.
00:09:00.120 Fender bender.
00:09:00.540 Pretty much.
00:09:01.060 She rear-ended someone is what it looks like.
00:09:02.540 And then it looks like she was slurring her words and drunk, allegedly.
00:09:06.340 Yeah.
00:09:06.600 And then the cops just let her go.
00:09:08.580 They left her car.
00:09:09.280 Someone picked her up and they never breathalyzed her or tested her or anything like that.
00:09:14.480 So, if you're a cop or you're in the D.C. area and you know anything about this, Kareem Jean-Pierre,
00:09:20.920 alleged DWI, please message us.
00:09:24.320 Fleckus at Fleckustalks.com is my email.
00:09:27.300 If you have any tips about this or any inside info, we would really like to get to the bottom
00:09:31.680 of that because it sounds pretty intriguing.
00:09:33.980 Yeah.
00:09:34.160 And it says D.C.
00:09:34.920 Metro Police refusing to release body cam footage of the Kareem Jean-Pierre incident.
00:09:39.800 So, yeah.
00:09:40.660 There is body cam footage out there.
00:09:41.960 We need a Freedom of Information Act request or something.
00:09:44.360 Let's see that stuff.
00:09:45.340 Yeah.
00:09:45.560 But witnesses said she was slurring her words and had difficulty standing straight.
00:09:48.980 And then a mystery driver picked her up shortly after police arrived.
00:09:51.980 So, the cops were doing a little handshake and a hug to their friendly.
00:09:56.300 Must be nice.
00:09:57.160 This is alleged.
00:09:58.280 So, if you guys have any info or if you're an inside person or if you're a cop and wants
00:10:03.060 to leak some info, we are the people to receive it.
00:10:06.220 I was thinking about Kareem Jean-Pierre.
00:10:08.600 She's the perfect press secretary because she's so stupid that she can't even mess up your scam.
00:10:15.980 Exactly.
00:10:16.620 Because they kind of keep her at an arm's distance.
00:10:18.540 They don't tell her the whole scam and they just go, get out there, defend it.
00:10:21.220 Yeah.
00:10:21.760 And she doesn't even know the inner workings.
00:10:23.680 Exactly.
00:10:23.780 She doesn't even know how much Ukraine is kicking back, you know?
00:10:27.280 Exactly.
00:10:27.920 She doesn't even know that she doesn't know.
00:10:29.400 Like, if you had someone who was in on it, like, say, years ago, it was like Dick Cheney.
00:10:33.240 And you had to have Dick Cheney go out and do a press conference.
00:10:35.820 Like, Dick Cheney knows the lie.
00:10:37.600 He knows what they're actually doing.
00:10:39.140 Then he'd have to sell it and, like, lie to people's faces and be believable.
00:10:43.260 That's actually pretty hard.
00:10:44.560 Exactly.
00:10:45.020 And you're at risk of, like, a Freudian slip accidentally saying something.
00:10:48.440 People don't trust you.
00:10:49.180 With her, she's not even smart enough to spill the beans.
00:10:52.440 Yeah.
00:10:52.680 She doesn't even know what the beans are.
00:10:54.280 Yeah.
00:10:54.440 So if someone comes in and goes, hey, what about these kickbacks, Hunter Biden, Ukraine?
00:10:58.420 She'll just open her binder and go, Ukraine is an ally.
00:11:01.340 Russia aggression needs to be met with.
00:11:03.180 Putin is going to take over the world.
00:11:05.040 Like, she doesn't even obviously know where, you know, Ukraine is on a map.
00:11:08.240 But she doesn't even know enough to know how to lie correctly.
00:11:12.560 She's just going to be stupid, do her best to defend it.
00:11:14.880 And everyone else on top just kind of laughs at us.
00:11:17.180 Exactly.
00:11:17.700 It's the opposite of imposter theory, right?
00:11:20.820 Like, where you, or imposter syndrome, where you don't think, you're like, am I good enough
00:11:24.000 to do this job?
00:11:24.640 I'm like, no, no, no.
00:11:25.240 She doesn't even know that she shouldn't be up there, you know, barking nonsense.
00:11:29.660 And then they send her out.
00:11:30.400 And it's like, even if you ask the smartest, best question ever, she can't even spill the
00:11:35.200 beans.
00:11:35.440 She's not going to go, well, yeah, Hunter, you know, he gave him a few million dollars, but
00:11:40.160 it's fine.
00:11:40.760 It's legitimate.
00:11:41.260 Like, she doesn't even know how to spill the beans, because she's just so out of the
00:11:45.100 loop, and they just send her out, and it's a good joke to them.
00:11:47.260 I think they laugh.
00:11:48.120 I think they laugh.
00:11:49.080 China laughs.
00:11:49.960 China laughs, for sure.
00:11:50.820 We know China's laughing, but.
00:11:52.700 We know China's laughing.
00:11:53.940 All right.
00:11:54.280 We're still in housekeeping.
00:11:55.260 It's a very important housekeeping this week.
00:11:56.800 I don't know if you guys saw this video.
00:11:58.420 People were driving on the road, and a spare tire came at them.
00:12:03.260 And they, I think we've maybe even covered this dynamic on the show before.
00:12:06.860 Yeah.
00:12:07.080 But guys, if you're on the road.
00:12:09.000 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?
00:12:10.680 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi.
00:12:13.480 Wagovi?
00:12:14.200 Yeah.
00:12:14.740 Wagovi.
00:12:15.400 What about it?
00:12:16.060 On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you.
00:12:19.280 Oh, you're not?
00:12:20.060 No.
00:12:20.640 Just ask your doctor.
00:12:22.300 About Wagovi?
00:12:23.780 Yeah.
00:12:24.380 Ask for it by name.
00:12:25.420 Okay.
00:12:26.060 So, why did you bring me to the circus?
00:12:28.740 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.
00:12:31.100 You know, with the chair and everything.
00:12:33.260 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.
00:12:35.440 Visit wagovi.ca for savings.
00:12:37.760 Exclusions may apply.
00:12:38.560 And you're driving.
00:12:40.220 It's drive-in trucks looking a little wobbly.
00:12:43.320 And a wheel comes off with, it's a wheel and the tire.
00:12:48.780 Tire, whole tire, boom.
00:12:50.360 And you're just launched.
00:12:51.680 Movie.
00:12:52.280 The Matrix, like dreams of a shot like that.
00:12:54.480 For nothing.
00:12:55.580 Yeah.
00:12:56.440 And there's that tire.
00:12:57.280 So, that tire, if you think it's coming at you, you can just run it over or just, it'll
00:13:01.000 hit you and whatever.
00:13:02.340 If you hit that thing head on, you're getting launched.
00:13:05.500 Yeah.
00:13:05.620 This is mostly a PSA.
00:13:06.820 This was kind of the most viral clip ever.
00:13:08.460 So, this is just if you didn't see it.
00:13:10.260 Yeah.
00:13:11.020 Be on tire lookout.
00:13:12.500 Yeah.
00:13:13.040 Exactly.
00:13:13.660 All right.
00:13:13.880 Moving on.
00:13:14.340 Kind of leads you to not trust those trucks like that, that are big and like wide tires
00:13:18.120 and like somebody else did the lift kit or something on it.
00:13:21.680 Like, I don't trust like that.
00:13:23.180 I'm always looking for tire wobbles while I'm driving.
00:13:25.660 Smart.
00:13:26.120 This won't happen to me.
00:13:27.080 And I don't want it to happen to you guys either.
00:13:29.080 It's coming head on.
00:13:30.240 You can't just hit it and keep going.
00:13:31.980 You'll get launched.
00:13:32.800 You'll be in the movie.
00:13:34.180 All right.
00:13:34.720 Moving on.
00:13:35.560 Typical liberal.
00:13:36.780 Yep.
00:13:37.540 He doesn't really watch the podcast.
00:13:39.560 Not a good friend.
00:13:40.560 Like, rat kind of.
00:13:42.040 So, we can roast him a little bit because he's not even going to see it.
00:13:45.440 He hasn't watched the show.
00:13:47.180 But who am I?
00:13:47.840 Who am I?
00:13:48.760 I have allergies.
00:13:52.260 Typical liberal comes over.
00:13:53.680 I have allergies.
00:13:54.920 You have Benadryl.
00:13:55.960 I have allergies.
00:13:57.540 Are you sick or not?
00:13:58.660 What, are you scared of pollen?
00:13:59.900 Yeah.
00:14:00.340 Are you sick?
00:14:01.380 No.
00:14:02.100 You just can't be outside?
00:14:03.940 Not my problem.
00:14:04.940 Can't relate.
00:14:05.460 My people don't have that problem.
00:14:07.180 Are you allergic or do you have anything that you're sensitive to?
00:14:10.360 Not even close.
00:14:11.160 Yeah.
00:14:11.440 Not even close.
00:14:12.960 So, yeah.
00:14:13.460 I just wanted to roast him for that.
00:14:14.600 He came over the other day and was like,
00:14:15.700 do you have Benadryl looking through my cabinets?
00:14:18.540 Go home.
00:14:19.620 No, I don't have Benadryl.
00:14:21.300 All right.
00:14:21.780 We actually have some really important updates.
00:14:24.320 This is a huge update.
00:14:26.340 This actually should have been first.
00:14:28.360 I don't know why we didn't put this in the front.
00:14:30.880 New Rob Smith lore just dropped.
00:14:32.940 Yeah.
00:14:33.720 Do you want to play that clip?
00:14:35.100 Sure.
00:14:35.460 And then I'll explain what we're doing after.
00:14:38.260 And yesterday after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche.
00:14:44.000 Yesterday after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche.
00:14:48.900 Yep.
00:14:49.120 You couldn't write it better than that.
00:14:50.740 Yeah.
00:14:51.260 That's some of the best Rob shit I've ever seen.
00:14:52.860 Even in the fan fiction, the Rob shit fan fiction.
00:14:55.440 Actually, that ceviche.
00:14:56.920 Ceviche after tennis.
00:14:57.960 It's reasonable.
00:14:58.540 We've mentioned ceviche in Rob fan fiction.
00:15:02.060 Yeah.
00:15:02.460 But with that being said, obviously these moments happen and they're like, you know, flashes in the pan.
00:15:08.980 It's just on Rob's story.
00:15:10.300 It's gone in 24 hours.
00:15:11.560 There's nothing you can do.
00:15:12.600 You know.
00:15:12.820 What would the mistake be?
00:15:14.440 The mistake would be to let it die and just let it go.
00:15:16.640 And let it live there once.
00:15:17.880 Exactly.
00:15:18.160 So what we do here at the show, here at the Fleckis studio, is we collect moments like this and we make them timeless pieces that will last forever.
00:15:28.660 So yesterday after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche.
00:15:33.920 That's something I don't want to forget.
00:15:35.880 So I got the button.
00:15:39.220 Yesterday after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche.
00:15:42.700 So now forever, I could always just press that button and remember that time that Rob and his buddy had ceviche after playing tennis in Miami.
00:15:50.560 Yeah.
00:15:50.940 It's locked in.
00:15:51.780 It's locked in.
00:15:52.600 Yeah.
00:15:52.840 There you go.
00:15:53.660 And so we have a button and then we replace the button with like phrases that we like.
00:15:57.580 But then I realized after hearing that, that like that needs a permanent button.
00:16:02.300 I can't like ever delete that and replace it with like a new phrase.
00:16:05.480 So now we're in this thing where we get multiple buttons and soon we're going to have buttons all over the table and it's going to be all these different Robisms.
00:16:12.700 You have?
00:16:13.620 Yeah.
00:16:14.160 Schizo season, still strong.
00:16:15.680 Still going, guys.
00:16:16.920 In case you were wondering.
00:16:18.900 Housekeeping, very important.
00:16:20.020 Very important housekeeping.
00:16:20.860 Still schizo season.
00:16:21.920 Yeah.
00:16:22.280 You know, that should be your tagline.
00:16:24.580 So shout out to Rob.
00:16:25.700 I hope you had fun.
00:16:26.520 He actually rolled his ankles.
00:16:27.800 I hope he's feeling better.
00:16:28.760 How much are those buttons?
00:16:30.060 Like 20 bucks.
00:16:30.860 Okay.
00:16:31.460 All right.
00:16:32.320 So, you know Keepsake?
00:16:33.740 Yeah.
00:16:34.140 Basically whenever Rob-
00:16:34.940 Keepsake where they send you a frame, a picture.
00:16:37.180 You take your photos, you upload it, you get a frame thing sent to you.
00:16:39.780 We do those a lot with Rob whenever he does something funny or whatever, the Rob DeSantis picture.
00:16:45.740 So now for audio, our audio version of Keepsake is the buttons.
00:16:50.320 Yeah.
00:16:50.700 You keep saying we, and you keep saying we do this, we do this, we do the buttons.
00:16:56.160 I just want to kind of distance myself a little bit and say that I've never ordered anything Rob-related, but, you know, I support it.
00:17:03.260 So.
00:17:03.880 Okay.
00:17:04.140 I just want to put a little distance between me and you.
00:17:07.360 Hope that's all right.
00:17:08.340 But you're complicit in whatever I'm up to.
00:17:10.260 Yeah.
00:17:10.540 Oh, I'm definitely complicit, guys.
00:17:12.640 Come on.
00:17:13.160 Yeah.
00:17:13.520 You don't say, this is weird.
00:17:14.860 I don't know why you keep doing it.
00:17:16.240 You go, ooh, good button.
00:17:17.460 Ooh, that's good.
00:17:18.220 Ooh, ceviche.
00:17:18.960 No intervention yet.
00:17:20.260 Yeah.
00:17:20.820 But we're getting close.
00:17:21.620 Yeah.
00:17:22.280 All right.
00:17:22.800 This is a question.
00:17:24.200 This is kind of like a, not a brain teaser, but say there was an exact replica of yourself,
00:17:29.040 right?
00:17:29.360 Okay.
00:17:29.600 Same height, same weight, looks exactly the same, feels the same, sounds the same, answers
00:17:34.840 all the questions that you'd ever be asked the same as you would.
00:17:37.660 Okay.
00:17:37.960 Can't tell a difference.
00:17:39.000 Okay.
00:17:39.340 The exact replica of you can't tell a difference.
00:17:42.480 Would you try and bang it?
00:17:44.640 No.
00:17:45.560 I'm not attracted to myself.
00:17:47.260 Ah, okay.
00:17:48.120 I'm a overweight, slightly overweight man.
00:17:51.740 So I go for a little different.
00:17:53.560 What about you?
00:17:54.360 Well, nevermind then.
00:17:55.480 I was going to, I thought this was going to be more of like a debate or like we'd have
00:17:58.480 to talk through it, but if the answer is just no.
00:18:00.640 The answer is a pretty sound square no.
00:18:03.040 I don't turn gay just because there's a real replica of me, I don't think.
00:18:06.400 All right.
00:18:07.000 Well, that's good.
00:18:08.020 Yeah.
00:18:08.760 Okay.
00:18:09.320 What do you have written down?
00:18:10.300 Was there anything written down there?
00:18:12.880 It was like a, it was a thought experiment, but I just didn't expect such a firm no.
00:18:18.620 Yeah.
00:18:19.240 Yeah.
00:18:19.980 Well, I wouldn't bang your replica either.
00:18:21.740 Well, if you had an identical twin, would you start banging the identical twin?
00:18:26.020 I guess that's a good way to put it.
00:18:27.660 The answer is no.
00:18:28.840 The answer is definitely no.
00:18:30.140 Okay.
00:18:30.680 We can move on.
00:18:31.480 That wasn't what I thought it was going to be.
00:18:32.980 Okay.
00:18:33.900 Next.
00:18:34.540 You know how the hippies go to the national parks and on hikes and they stack up rocks
00:18:38.320 in descending size order?
00:18:40.400 Create a little pyramid, a little rock stack.
00:18:42.100 Yeah.
00:18:42.300 A little meditation pyramid.
00:18:43.780 Get your mind right.
00:18:44.700 Do some breaths or whatever.
00:18:45.900 Uh-huh.
00:18:46.400 Yeah.
00:18:46.940 Well, good to know where the silent majority still, our boys are still out there kicking
00:18:51.580 that shit over.
00:18:52.600 Yeah.
00:18:53.160 Leave no trace.
00:18:54.380 That's what you're supposed to do.
00:18:55.420 Leave no trace.
00:18:56.080 I don't want to think about the humans here who are stacking up rocks.
00:19:00.340 Yeah.
00:19:00.520 I want to enjoy the babbling brook.
00:19:02.060 Oh, do you have a moment in the rainforest or do you have a moment in the national park?
00:19:05.480 Oh, cool.
00:19:06.760 Why don't you just have it and keep it?
00:19:08.160 You don't have to tell everyone, oh, someone here had a moment.
00:19:12.020 So we kicked that shit over.
00:19:13.280 It's good to know we're the silent majority.
00:19:14.700 We're still out there.
00:19:15.500 Yep.
00:19:16.060 There's more of us than them.
00:19:17.300 Yep.
00:19:17.500 All right.
00:19:17.800 That's hotly debated too, I think, online.
00:19:19.760 People, there's a lot of content of kicking over their rock piles.
00:19:23.440 Yeah.
00:19:23.820 So if you guys see any of these rock piles stacked up, feel free to kick it over.
00:19:27.260 Shout out the podcast and we'll feature you next week.
00:19:29.360 Yep.
00:19:29.580 Because we don't do shit like that here on the show.
00:19:31.240 Mm-hmm.
00:19:31.960 All right.
00:19:32.440 Moving on.
00:19:33.360 Carrie Lake, she got confronted by a protester and absolutely roasted the guy.
00:19:39.000 I saw this the other day.
00:19:41.640 Must watch.
00:19:42.100 There's even Bob Beo in there saying that we've lost three straight elections, that it's time
00:19:46.680 to change the strategy, maybe appeal out to more moderate voters.
00:19:50.980 You just lost an election.
00:19:52.380 What say you to that?
00:19:53.520 Well, they like to say we lost elections.
00:19:55.300 We're having corrupt, stolen elections, okay?
00:19:57.880 We're having corrupt, stolen elections.
00:19:59.980 President Trump won that election in 2020.
00:20:02.760 He did.
00:20:03.080 There was corruptions.
00:20:04.120 How old are you?
00:20:05.300 I'm 41.
00:20:06.160 You're 41 and you dress like a 13-year-old.
00:20:08.200 Woo!
00:20:10.060 Just absolutely roasted into his face.
00:20:12.160 Not even like nuanced or, you know, dancing around and you dress like you're 13.
00:20:17.580 Yeah.
00:20:18.000 Cool hat, bro.
00:20:18.960 Cool hat.
00:20:19.880 That's it.
00:20:20.760 Good.
00:20:21.700 I like that.
00:20:22.680 He really didn't want to say I'm 41.
00:20:24.960 Yeah.
00:20:25.380 He knew she had him.
00:20:26.760 He knew it was over at that point.
00:20:28.220 He's like, I'm the cool hipster millennial type.
00:20:30.440 And it's like, you're actually Gen Y and you're 41, bro.
00:20:34.520 So take off the hat, lose the chains.
00:20:36.980 You look like you're 13.
00:20:37.780 Yeah.
00:20:38.320 That's a nice VP candidate in my mind.
00:20:41.240 Yeah.
00:20:41.500 I like Carrie Lake.
00:20:42.320 And I think she legitimately got the election stolen.
00:20:45.120 I just saw actually some headline about Maricopa County destroyed some records or something.
00:20:50.560 It's like every little thing.
00:20:52.680 And then remember when Joe Biden got 81 mil?
00:20:54.500 Like, what are we talking about here, guys?
00:20:57.460 Remember?
00:20:58.200 I feel like people just forget too often that like all of a sudden every single state that was a swing state, big city that mattered, immediately had problems and all told you at 4 a.m. what happened.
00:21:10.180 Like, the fact that people accepted that was crazy.
00:21:13.800 Yeah.
00:21:14.240 Because everybody knows that's third world shit, right?
00:21:17.240 And it's like you can find a Democrat, somebody who wanted Trump to lose.
00:21:20.520 And if they can't admit that that's third world shit, then their brain is a little broken, right?
00:21:25.280 Yeah.
00:21:25.640 And that's the problem we're seeing a lot.
00:21:27.660 Like, yeah, it worked for our guy, but yeah, that is third world shit.
00:21:31.300 Like, it can work against you in a different scenario.
00:21:33.260 Like, people hate Trump so much that they're actually going to be fine with third world shit.
00:21:37.600 Like, even with the Trump arrest and how he almost got arrested, like, you can go out and ask people in, like, anywhere in the cities, hey, you think Trump should go to jail?
00:21:45.040 And they'll go, yeah.
00:21:45.780 And you say, for what?
00:21:46.800 And they'll say, I don't know, whatever he did.
00:21:49.340 Yeah.
00:21:49.520 It's like they just want him in jail.
00:21:50.700 They don't even realize what they're signing up for and what they're ushering in and that they're the useless idiot, the useful idiots, the pawns.
00:21:57.680 Yeah.
00:21:57.920 And they don't even realize that how big and bad it is to usher in something where you, like, ruin the democracy or the republic of a country like this.
00:22:05.260 Yeah.
00:22:05.560 And we're trending towards third world in a lot of different ways.
00:22:08.840 Crime, the votes getting counted two days after the election in only the random states that are actually, you know, contested in the cities.
00:22:18.540 Crime, guinea pigs on the streets in New York.
00:22:20.600 We're trending third world, right?
00:22:22.140 Yeah.
00:22:22.500 And what's that from?
00:22:23.720 You know, import the third world, become the third world.
00:22:26.040 Yep.
00:22:26.680 So that's what's happening now.
00:22:28.340 All right.
00:22:28.880 Last clip of housekeeping.
00:22:30.280 We have a really important double cringe of the week that we need to get to.
00:22:33.960 Our last clip of housekeeping is a snake floating down the river.
00:22:37.900 And this is, I believe, it's a cottonmouth.
00:22:39.320 It's very venomous.
00:22:41.440 But you see this right here?
00:22:42.820 Yeah.
00:22:43.060 Snake.
00:22:43.540 He's all curled up.
00:22:44.440 He's rolling down the river.
00:22:45.180 He's ready to strike.
00:22:46.180 And he's a cottonmouth.
00:22:47.460 He's very venomous.
00:22:48.360 It's almost like a metaphor.
00:22:49.840 You know what I'm saying?
00:22:51.260 What's the metaphor?
00:22:53.100 Metaphor.
00:22:53.700 The metaphor is got to watch out for snakes.
00:22:55.920 Snakes down a river go bad.
00:22:58.280 You wear high boots.
00:22:59.460 It's like you're not knowing what a metaphor is.
00:23:00.820 Yeah.
00:23:01.000 Well, the metaphor here is that snake is rolling down the river.
00:23:04.080 It's very venomous.
00:23:05.500 All it wants to do or all it can do is either float or bite.
00:23:10.000 And it's floating down the river.
00:23:12.100 So it's like if you, and this happens in life too.
00:23:15.480 There's people who are snakes.
00:23:17.180 And if they float by you and you engage them, now you're putting yourself at risk of getting
00:23:22.400 a venomous bite just to what?
00:23:24.520 Prove it was a snake.
00:23:25.460 It was always a snake.
00:23:26.360 No need to prove it.
00:23:27.700 So it's a snake floating down the river that could hurt you.
00:23:30.760 Let it keep floating and don't engage it.
00:23:33.360 Because if you engage it, all it can do is float or bite.
00:23:35.940 And once you engage it, it's not floating anymore.
00:23:37.840 Okay.
00:23:38.160 So now it's going to bite you.
00:23:39.280 So if you see a floating snake going by, let it keep going.
00:23:42.960 That's a fair metaphor, right?
00:23:44.340 I don't even know if that's a metaphor, but sure.
00:23:46.540 Yeah.
00:23:47.040 It's something.
00:23:48.120 All right.
00:23:48.460 It's advice, maybe.
00:23:49.240 We're out of housekeeping.
00:23:50.500 We are moving on to Cringe of the Week.
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00:24:27.180 Trans terrorism this week?
00:24:29.340 Yeah.
00:24:30.340 Was not pretty.
00:24:31.080 Not according to Reuters.
00:24:32.040 According to Reuters, it was just a school shooting with an unnamed someone, you know?
00:24:35.980 Yeah.
00:24:36.160 What happened?
00:24:36.860 I don't know.
00:24:37.860 Exactly.
00:24:38.700 What's crazy, because whenever there's a school shooting or there's a mass shooting
00:24:41.860 like this, the community the shooter came from kind of usually is like chilled out and
00:24:47.880 embarrassed and quiet.
00:24:49.820 Yeah.
00:24:50.060 And what's weird is we're seeing a major double down from the trans community.
00:24:54.440 There's a lot of mentally ill trans people.
00:24:56.820 You know, that's kind of a, I'm reiterating, it's kind of redundant.
00:25:00.360 It's redundant.
00:25:00.420 Yeah.
00:25:01.080 Mentally ill trans people is a little redundant.
00:25:03.480 But they've been kind of doubling down.
00:25:06.420 And we have some clips and some tweets that are really going to blow your mind.
00:25:10.660 There's a bunch of, let's start off with that first woman with the curtain rod.
00:25:16.860 With the staff.
00:25:17.640 Yeah.
00:25:17.780 She has a curtain rod.
00:25:18.980 Let's see what she has a curtain rod.
00:25:20.700 Trans people in Tennessee, it's time to fucking fight.
00:25:23.720 Trans allies in Tennessee, it's time to fucking fight.
00:25:26.480 Trans women, if they lock you up for identifying as a woman, fight, resist.
00:25:32.200 You're going to die anyways.
00:25:33.540 We're going to die anyways.
00:25:34.900 It's time to fucking resist.
00:25:36.980 Fight them.
00:25:37.940 Hurt them.
00:25:39.080 If they put their hands on you, beat them.
00:25:42.680 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?
00:25:44.740 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi.
00:25:47.400 Wagovi?
00:25:48.120 Yeah, Wagovi.
00:25:49.340 What about it?
00:25:50.000 On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you.
00:25:53.200 Oh, you're not?
00:25:53.720 No, just ask your doctor.
00:25:56.240 About Wagovi?
00:25:57.700 Yeah, ask for it by name.
00:25:59.340 Okay, so why did you bring me to the circus?
00:26:02.680 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.
00:26:05.040 You know, with the chair and everything.
00:26:07.180 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.
00:26:09.360 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.
00:26:11.700 Exclusions may apply.
00:26:13.220 We are at an attack.
00:26:15.240 It's time to fight back.
00:26:17.800 Do you hear me?
00:26:19.460 Trans people in Tennessee.
00:26:21.140 Trans men, trans women, non-binary.
00:26:23.720 Fight!
00:26:24.760 If they try to arrest you or have you arrested on a felony for existing, beat them.
00:26:31.340 Team up.
00:26:32.280 Gang together.
00:26:33.400 Get people who agree with you to come and fight.
00:26:36.980 Carry a weapon at all times.
00:26:39.160 And yes, you have to attack the police officer.
00:26:42.380 What the fuck?
00:26:44.280 Allegedly.
00:26:45.180 But it's time.
00:26:46.200 Like that helps?
00:26:46.880 It's time.
00:26:47.540 If they're going to try to jail and police you for existing, you fight them.
00:26:52.100 That's good.
00:26:52.420 You fight them.
00:26:53.540 And if they lost you.
00:26:54.320 I'm just throwing allegedly.
00:26:55.760 Allegedly.
00:26:56.340 Like that's not what the word is used for.
00:26:59.420 Oh my God.
00:27:00.480 Yeah.
00:27:00.900 I don't think that's how allegedly works.
00:27:02.720 You just say the worst, most inflammatory, insightful things ever.
00:27:05.940 And then you go allegedly.
00:27:07.460 Beat them.
00:27:08.160 Carry a weapon.
00:27:09.100 Attack the police.
00:27:10.620 Allegedly.
00:27:11.940 No, no.
00:27:13.180 You're confused on a lot of things, but especially the word allegedly.
00:27:16.860 Yeah.
00:27:17.140 No one talks like this besides this community.
00:27:19.920 You know?
00:27:20.280 Like we've like called out trans people on the show.
00:27:22.660 We've called out the trans agenda, the stuff with the children, the grooming.
00:27:26.380 And in our mind, like we're calling it out so people are aware of it.
00:27:29.800 And we want, it's mostly like parents.
00:27:31.740 We want people to communicate the message that like trans people are a danger.
00:27:35.080 Like this is like someone who will diddle your kid or groom them or put them on a bad track.
00:27:41.180 Sue your business because you did some minor slight, you know, cost you legal fees that
00:27:45.680 are crazy.
00:27:46.380 You know what I mean?
00:27:47.200 Subversion.
00:27:47.700 It's best to just kind of walk around, you know, take the long path around them.
00:27:51.420 Exactly.
00:27:52.120 And like all we're calling for is awareness, which could lead to, I guess, like some exclusion
00:27:57.580 where it's like if people are aware of the trans problem and then they're like, who should,
00:28:01.220 you know, babysit my kid or who should work in the school, maybe exclude the trans people.
00:28:06.840 And like, that's a fair thing in my mind.
00:28:08.520 Yeah.
00:28:08.640 You don't say it out loud.
00:28:09.560 You don't type it in an email, but you don't fucking hire them.
00:28:12.760 Yeah.
00:28:13.160 Maybe we don't have the drag queen story out.
00:28:15.140 Yeah.
00:28:15.440 I mean, and I mean, you know, our main gist is you don't, you don't go up to a schizophrenic
00:28:19.880 and go, yeah, they're after you.
00:28:21.840 I saw them too.
00:28:22.740 You know, like the tall man, the tall man in the dark coat.
00:28:26.100 Yeah.
00:28:26.380 I saw him outside last night.
00:28:28.120 It's like, and so that's the main difference.
00:28:30.080 We don't enable, you don't enable trans.
00:28:32.200 It's a mentally affliction.
00:28:34.320 Like we said, when Jesus heal you, my son, you are no longer afflicted.
00:28:39.440 The demon comes out.
00:28:40.180 Yeah, exactly.
00:28:40.920 So it's exactly that where it's like, if you're hearing voices, a person would go, okay, let's
00:28:45.160 get you some help.
00:28:45.940 Those voices aren't real.
00:28:47.180 Let's get you grounded in reality.
00:28:48.500 But for the trans people, it's like, oh, what are they saying?
00:28:52.120 Let's hear them out.
00:28:53.160 They made some fair points.
00:28:54.380 And it just puts people on a track where they're further and further from reality, which makes
00:28:58.180 it harder and harder to come back to reality.
00:29:00.060 And these trans people, they're convinced that the right wingers want to kill them.
00:29:04.540 They think that we talk about them or make fun of them or call them out.
00:29:07.920 And then what our end goal is to round them up and do like some horrible thing.
00:29:11.520 And they're really convinced that.
00:29:13.160 So they think now in their mind, and they're also mentally ill and delusional thinking in their
00:29:18.480 mind, they're like, oh, we're about to get genocided.
00:29:20.660 We should attack first.
00:29:21.740 And that's actually even crazier because it's a crazy person doing crazy shit.
00:29:26.440 Allegedly.
00:29:27.160 Allegedly.
00:29:28.660 And then, yeah, how about that?
00:29:30.620 Allegedly.
00:29:31.220 And she's holding a curtain rod.
00:29:33.100 Yeah, we have the curtain rod here.
00:29:34.480 It's like a makeshift weapon.
00:29:36.680 Yeah, it's her staff.
00:29:38.740 That's where she gets all her power from.
00:29:40.480 So that's another delusion, right?
00:29:42.340 Yeah, exactly.
00:29:44.200 Then let's go to the trans demon with the knife.
00:29:48.480 If you want to get with me, I'll turn your face into a mask.
00:29:52.620 I'll get you in the dark and then commit this crime.
00:29:57.200 I'll tell you what I really, really want.
00:29:59.000 I want your soul.
00:30:00.200 Your soul.
00:30:01.220 Your soul.
00:30:02.180 Your soul.
00:30:03.040 That's pretty clear.
00:30:04.380 Yeah.
00:30:04.880 At least it's straightforward.
00:30:06.720 No allegedly there, right?
00:30:08.780 Thank you.
00:30:09.440 They want your soul.
00:30:10.380 They want to kill you with a knife.
00:30:11.720 They want to cut your face off and wear it as a mask.
00:30:14.220 That's kind of like a, that's what a demon would say.
00:30:16.400 It's a person who flipped their gender.
00:30:18.420 They distorted themselves.
00:30:19.920 They're, they're taking anything away from themselves.
00:30:21.900 That could be beautiful.
00:30:22.940 They ruined God's creation.
00:30:24.800 Oh yeah.
00:30:25.400 And they want your soul.
00:30:26.480 I want your soul.
00:30:27.420 And you know what?
00:30:28.260 It's like, I'll take your word for it.
00:30:29.540 I believe you.
00:30:30.140 And you know what?
00:30:30.720 I'm going to cross the other side of the street.
00:30:33.000 Proverbially speaking, I'm going to take a wide berth.
00:30:35.940 Allegedly.
00:30:36.500 From you.
00:30:36.960 Allegedly.
00:30:37.360 And it's interesting too, because I don't think trans people should have guns because
00:30:42.560 they're mentally ill.
00:30:43.820 But then I think to myself, if we say, hey, trans people can't have guns, they're mentally
00:30:49.480 ill.
00:30:50.200 We like defer it to the system almost to enforce that.
00:30:53.860 And then the systems are all compromised.
00:30:56.100 The system, it's all women psychologists enabling them.
00:30:59.140 So they're going to go, oh, trans people, they're not mentally ill.
00:31:01.600 If you didn't get the vaccine, you're mentally ill.
00:31:03.580 Or if you think Joe Biden didn't win the election, you're mentally ill.
00:31:07.060 And then they take our guns away.
00:31:08.600 Yeah.
00:31:08.940 It's the greatest gaslighting, you know.
00:31:10.880 So it's a tough thing.
00:31:11.980 It's not as easy as you think.
00:31:14.140 It's interesting because if you ask the people, like in liberal cities, are trans people mentally
00:31:18.700 ill?
00:31:19.140 Or do you think trans people should have guns?
00:31:21.940 Like those answers are going to be interesting.
00:31:23.920 That's going to really give it away.
00:31:25.080 They're going to say trans people aren't mentally ill.
00:31:27.020 Trans people should have guns.
00:31:29.300 And they were born in the wrong body, dude.
00:31:31.300 Yeah.
00:31:31.580 They were just legitimately born in the wrong body.
00:31:34.200 And it's like, what does that feel like?
00:31:35.560 Like, you know, what does that feel like if you're born in the wrong body?
00:31:40.340 I don't think you know it.
00:31:41.780 I think you have to be told it.
00:31:43.160 You have to be deeply unhappy.
00:31:44.760 And then you get on Reddit.
00:31:46.480 And then you have to be told, that's what it felt like for me too.
00:31:49.920 And that's why I'm glad I did it.
00:31:51.540 And then all of a sudden, you're scheduling a consultation with a doctor.
00:31:54.440 Yeah, exactly.
00:31:55.340 And then all these people, you go to the doctor, and historically, in your life, going to the
00:32:00.600 doctor is like a serious thing.
00:32:01.880 It's an authority.
00:32:03.060 You go to the doctor, and maybe 20 years ago, the doctor would go, yeah, you're kind of going
00:32:06.600 through some shit, gender dysphoria.
00:32:08.500 I'll refer you to a psychiatrist who's actually like a 65-year-old man who's been doing it for
00:32:13.980 25 years, and, you know, he'd give you some good advice and wouldn't say slicing and dicing
00:32:19.320 is the best way out or hormonal treatment.
00:32:21.980 Now, oh, the voices said that?
00:32:23.920 We can slice and dice you.
00:32:25.340 Yeah, the voices are calling.
00:32:26.940 I hear them too.
00:32:28.140 Doctor goes, I hear them too.
00:32:30.000 Yeah, they say charge you $6,000 for a procedure.
00:32:33.240 Yeah, your insurance will cover it.
00:32:34.820 Yeah.
00:32:35.420 But your insurance doesn't cover the detransition, which is weird.
00:32:38.140 Yep.
00:32:38.320 But John Doyle, who we love, love John Doyle, friend in real life, friend of the show, he's
00:32:45.580 covered this really, really well.
00:32:47.280 He had a bunch of tweets.
00:32:48.160 We're going to just read his takes.
00:32:49.480 He has a couple of tweets and the family guy point.
00:32:52.800 All right.
00:32:53.040 He says, if you involuntarily committed transgender identifying people to mental institutions,
00:32:57.800 which there is more than good reason and precedent to do, you would save more lives than
00:33:01.840 banning guns.
00:33:02.960 That makes sense.
00:33:04.000 Which, I mean, he's implying the suicide rate, right?
00:33:06.720 Yeah.
00:33:06.900 And they're mentally ill and you put them in a mental institution, that is where mentally
00:33:10.240 ill people go.
00:33:11.040 Yep.
00:33:11.520 And then the second tweet is, anti-social freaks used to commit mass violence out of vaguely
00:33:16.240 defined anger towards a society they believe failed them.
00:33:19.300 What happens when these people are now groomed into an identity that worsens their mental state
00:33:23.560 and provides a clear enemy, which, quote, threatens their existence?
00:33:27.260 Yeah.
00:33:27.800 Exactly what we're dealing with now.
00:33:29.220 Yeah.
00:33:29.380 You saw the result in Nashville.
00:33:31.660 Yeah.
00:33:31.900 You saw how it ends.
00:33:33.440 And you have these people online who are saying, oh, we're under attack.
00:33:36.400 We're under attack.
00:33:37.140 And it's just like, it's like this backwards way of looking at it.
00:33:40.620 And you told me this the other day, which made perfect sense.
00:33:43.020 It's like, there's no harsh reality.
00:33:45.920 There's no hard truths told to the trans people.
00:33:48.560 Like a trans person can get told like, hey, like you're going through some shit.
00:33:52.500 You're yet some mental problems.
00:33:54.220 You don't look good.
00:33:55.920 Your family's kind of not happy with what you're doing.
00:33:58.740 It's not fun to be around you.
00:34:00.360 We don't like working with you.
00:34:01.580 Like all these things could be harsh truths that could put a person back on the right track.
00:34:05.480 Yeah.
00:34:05.600 You have a one track mind.
00:34:06.560 You're obsessing over this.
00:34:07.860 You're, you're alienating your family.
00:34:09.600 You know, there's no, it's all just kind of like kicking the can down the road.
00:34:12.700 You're making your mother upset.
00:34:13.860 Yeah.
00:34:13.980 In terms of confrontation for a trans person.
00:34:16.280 Right.
00:34:16.720 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:17.580 So we don't do that with the trans people.
00:34:19.840 Instead, we like legitimize their delusions.
00:34:23.760 And now we have situations like this where trans people are like, oh, trans people are under attack.
00:34:28.500 Trans people are dying and they think it's because of the right wing.
00:34:32.240 But in reality, trans people are dying because they're killing themselves or they're getting, you know, killed in certain situations.
00:34:38.400 But it's like they, they attribute these horrible motives to the right wing and then they have the evidence to back it up.
00:34:43.540 But the evidence is them doing it to themselves, which is kind of ironic, I guess.
00:34:49.380 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:50.100 It's self-inflicted.
00:34:51.140 And then it's like, you're doing it.
00:34:52.540 You're making us all so sad.
00:34:53.980 And it's like, maybe it's the hormones.
00:34:55.580 Maybe it's the, the, the initial untreated mental aspect of it that you didn't do anything about because you instead enabled it.
00:35:02.240 Yeah.
00:35:02.440 There's a trans, exactly.
00:35:03.820 There's a trans genocide and here's all the dead trans people.
00:35:06.780 And it's just like, you guys, you guys all did that.
00:35:08.700 That was all one at a time.
00:35:09.800 Yeah.
00:35:10.040 You killed yourselves.
00:35:11.100 That's why this last John Doyle point is very, we said this in the show before, but this is a very strong point.
00:35:16.260 We have.
00:35:16.840 It says, hey, liberals, why is the trans suicide attempt rate 41%?
00:35:20.500 Because of people like me, you say, but you don't value my opinion on virtually anything else.
00:35:24.620 So how could my opinion on your identity be all of a sudden so influential?
00:35:29.400 Why is the suicide attempt rate of children who are severely bullied in school significantly less than 41%?
00:35:34.780 Why is the suicide attempt rate of the oppressed black Americans significantly less than 41%?
00:35:39.560 Even during slavery and Jim Crow.
00:35:41.740 Surely you aren't suggesting that you have it worse than people who are literally enslaved, right?
00:35:45.100 I'm thinking there's something else going on here.
00:35:47.620 Yeah, exactly.
00:35:48.900 So this is what happens when mentally ill people have their delusions reinforced and believed.
00:35:54.940 Yeah.
00:35:55.440 And it's, you know, nobody's going to be the one to start the confrontation except the right wing, I guess.
00:36:03.840 And that's why it's, we're the enemy and the target and Christ cucks and Christians.
00:36:10.720 Because nobody else has the, I guess, moral fortitude or anything to call out universal truths and say, you will never be a woman.
00:36:18.120 You will never be a man.
00:36:19.660 You'll be some freak twisted hormonal version of that.
00:36:22.960 You'll be pretending your whole life.
00:36:24.780 You'll be dilating your front hole that we chopped off your dick.
00:36:27.880 And you'll be pumping up your little meat bag penis with a little pump.
00:36:32.340 With your Mickey Mouse arm.
00:36:33.560 Yeah, with your Mickey Mouse arm.
00:36:34.900 You'll be Mickey with the glove.
00:36:36.860 You guys know what that means.
00:36:38.060 And it's like instead of dealing with what's going on and being honest about it, even after situations like what happened in Nashville happened,
00:36:45.620 people who support the trans community too much, they provide that same delusional reinforcement on the solution for it.
00:36:56.140 So it's like instead of saying, hey, this trans person is mentally ill, they shouldn't have had a gun.
00:36:59.220 And the people who support the trans people are saying, well, maybe the Christians shouldn't have been so hard on them.
00:37:03.820 Or maybe there's a point to why they're so upset.
00:37:05.900 And in the same way they justify their delusions elsewhere, they're justifying their reaction to something really, really bad that just happened.
00:37:13.080 There's a lady who blames Christian people, a lady with red hair.
00:37:17.400 Kind of, yeah, her.
00:37:18.120 I wonder if the parents of the victims of the Nashville shooting today would still have their children if these trans bills in Tennessee were never a thing.
00:37:32.780 Like, I'm not a parent, but if I were, I'd be real, real mad at the government.
00:37:38.920 I'd be real, real mad at the government.
00:37:41.180 So it's like we're just being held hostage by the trans people.
00:37:43.600 And if you're mean to them and they kill you, it's like, well, you were being pretty mean.
00:37:47.280 Yeah.
00:37:47.700 They're already, the trans people are already holding their families and close friends and relatives hostage.
00:37:52.740 Now they want to hold society at large hostage.
00:37:55.120 Yeah.
00:37:55.500 Right?
00:37:56.000 I mean, that's pretty much the implication.
00:37:57.320 Like, when have you ever demanded something from your parents or like, I demand to be called this and demand a change of how everyone treats me?
00:38:05.740 It's like the narcissism is unbelievable for these people.
00:38:09.600 And they want us to participate in either their mental illness or their sexual fetish.
00:38:15.540 Yeah.
00:38:15.860 You know?
00:38:16.260 And I will partake in neither personally.
00:38:19.360 Exactly.
00:38:20.300 That's a really good point.
00:38:21.960 They're making us partake.
00:38:24.060 They're making us partake.
00:38:25.680 Um, the ex is like a, there's a trans woman with an AR.
00:38:30.060 Just, yeah, some dude with an AR pretending to be a woman, you mean?
00:38:33.560 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:35.300 Here he is.
00:38:36.080 He's got it.
00:38:36.700 Oh, there's bullets in there.
00:38:37.920 He's got pellets.
00:38:38.740 He's got double stacked pellets.
00:38:45.680 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?
00:38:47.720 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi.
00:38:50.440 Wagovi?
00:38:51.120 Yeah.
00:38:51.700 Wagovi.
00:38:52.320 What about it?
00:38:52.860 On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you.
00:38:56.200 Oh, you're not?
00:38:56.980 No.
00:38:57.540 Just ask your doctor.
00:38:59.220 About Wagovi?
00:39:00.680 Yeah.
00:39:01.300 Ask for it by name.
00:39:02.340 Okay.
00:39:02.980 So, why did you bring me to this circus?
00:39:05.680 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.
00:39:08.020 You know, with the chair and everything.
00:39:10.180 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.
00:39:12.360 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.
00:39:14.700 Exclusions may apply.
00:39:16.140 Great.
00:39:17.100 Yep.
00:39:18.080 Great.
00:39:18.560 Good.
00:39:19.100 I'll see you in the next headlines.
00:39:20.680 And then think about what's coming with the election.
00:39:22.540 You know how Antifa comes around during the election season?
00:39:25.080 Mm-hmm.
00:39:25.820 Antifa.
00:39:26.540 Trantifa?
00:39:27.500 Trantifa.
00:39:28.120 Antifa and trans people go hand in hand.
00:39:30.020 They're very good friends, those two.
00:39:31.320 Oh, yeah.
00:39:31.860 It's a big circle jerk.
00:39:33.180 Yeah.
00:39:33.640 And they're the only ones who will date each other because they're all so ugly and shit.
00:39:37.600 They're all so disgusting.
00:39:38.760 And they have to believe the progressive agenda that they espouse, so they have to date each other.
00:39:42.900 Exactly.
00:39:43.480 You got to suck my girl cock.
00:39:45.140 Yeah.
00:39:45.640 And it's like, you're like, okay.
00:39:47.820 Yeah.
00:39:48.640 So, trans Antifa is coming.
00:39:52.580 Heard it here first.
00:39:53.780 Yep.
00:39:54.560 Also, shout out to, what was the police officer's name?
00:39:57.560 Engelbert and Colazzo.
00:39:58.800 Shout out to Engelbert and Colazzo.
00:39:59.740 Rex Engelbert.
00:40:01.280 Hey.
00:40:01.920 Shout out to Engelbert.
00:40:02.760 That guy's a G.
00:40:03.840 Way better than those fat Mexican Uvalde cops that did nothing.
00:40:06.800 Yeah.
00:40:07.720 Just.
00:40:08.680 Take notes.
00:40:10.480 Engelbert got it done.
00:40:11.900 Yeah.
00:40:12.320 Engelbert was clean.
00:40:13.880 And you know what's funny is Engelbert goes pow, pow, pow.
00:40:16.600 And then he flips on his safety, it sounds like.
00:40:18.880 He goes safety on because he knows it's over.
00:40:21.020 And then Colazzo comes in and goes, I want to be in the headlines too.
00:40:24.080 Pow, pow, pow, pow.
00:40:25.180 Stop moving.
00:40:25.860 Yeah.
00:40:26.300 So, Colazzo kind of got in on Engelbert's shine.
00:40:29.860 Obviously, they're all, everybody who went into the school is an absolute G.
00:40:33.720 But I thought that was funny.
00:40:35.300 Colazzo's like, he wouldn't have been in the headline if he didn't fire four extra shots into a corpse.
00:40:40.440 But I said it's a new buddy cop movie.
00:40:43.380 Engelbert and Colazzo.
00:40:44.620 You know?
00:40:44.820 Yeah.
00:40:45.040 Those are good names still.
00:40:46.220 But it'll get canceled because it's not diverse enough.
00:40:48.520 Well, and ironically, I said this shortly after.
00:40:51.860 It's ironically, those are the exact type of guys who are getting squeezed out of fire departments, police departments, EMTs, you know, all those kind of like good jobs that are community service oriented and semi-dangerous.
00:41:06.000 Yeah.
00:41:06.340 They're getting squeezed out of jobs like that.
00:41:07.880 So, thank goodness the Nashville is not on that level yet.
00:41:13.100 And you got Engelbert storming in while the fat Uvalde cops just fucking put on hand sanitizer.
00:41:19.100 Did nothing and we're waiting.
00:41:20.640 Yeah.
00:41:20.920 So, Rex, shout out to you.
00:41:23.160 I hope you're recovering well.
00:41:25.120 He actually went to Loyola Academy in Chicago, which is a school that we kind of played when I was growing up.
00:41:30.480 Oh, very nice.
00:41:31.440 Yeah.
00:41:31.740 Shout out to Engelbert and Colazzo.
00:41:33.380 We love you.
00:41:33.980 If you watch the show somehow, we'll send you a baseball.
00:41:35.900 We'll send you whatever you want.
00:41:36.700 Oh, yeah.
00:41:37.180 Come on.
00:41:37.560 Run it up.
00:41:38.200 We'll send you all the merch if you can prove it to you.
00:41:41.840 All right.
00:41:42.580 Moving on.
00:41:43.940 Let's go to the misgendered mad person.
00:41:47.020 Yeah.
00:41:47.240 Let's go to this little manlet or whatever the hell they are.
00:41:50.480 A little mad lady wants to be a boy.
00:41:53.400 Being trans is so fucking hard and so fucking exhausting.
00:41:56.800 Like, I have been misgendered all fucking day.
00:42:00.160 Every single interaction, conversation, everything.
00:42:03.740 Just misgendered from the beginning of the day to now.
00:42:06.220 I'm just fucking sick of it.
00:42:08.100 I'm sick of correcting people who won't listen.
00:42:10.780 And I'm sick of people not seeing me.
00:42:13.720 I'm sick of it.
00:42:14.600 I'm so sick of it.
00:42:15.580 And then I'm like, oh, well, if I went on T, this would never happen.
00:42:19.440 But I don't want to fucking go on T.
00:42:22.200 I just want people to believe that trans people exist.
00:42:27.760 And to look at me and think for a split second, like, oh, maybe they don't want to fucking be called a lady.
00:42:33.640 Maybe, maybe that's.
00:42:34.700 Hey.
00:42:38.260 Boys don't cry, brother.
00:42:39.740 Yeah.
00:42:40.380 Not very tough, man.
00:42:42.100 Yeah.
00:42:42.540 Boys don't cry.
00:42:43.620 So that person's, and they're sad, and they're going through some stuff.
00:42:46.880 And they're almost at the end of their rope where it's like, I don't want to keep doing this.
00:42:50.900 It's like, almost like something has to happen to correct it.
00:42:53.940 Yeah.
00:42:55.520 And it's like, your biggest problem is you think strangers think of you a certain way.
00:43:01.940 It's literal strangers.
00:43:04.020 It's like, you think strangers are thinking you're someone you're not because you look a certain way.
00:43:08.940 So you care about what you think strangers think about you.
00:43:13.300 That's your biggest issue.
00:43:14.780 And then also, the person's like, oh, I don't want to go on testosterone, but I kind of need to.
00:43:19.240 So it's like, what happens when you give a girl testosterone?
00:43:22.840 Probably not good mental stuff.
00:43:25.060 Probably not good mental stuff at all.
00:43:26.340 Hey, this drug, this hormonal drug that I've never even tasted, I don't even know what it's like.
00:43:31.420 Yeah.
00:43:31.880 Let me juice it.
00:43:32.980 Yeah.
00:43:33.260 You ever see a girl?
00:43:34.220 Yeah.
00:43:34.480 Girls can't handle espresso.
00:43:36.400 Well, hold on.
00:43:37.180 I want to say something about this girl, too, who's being mad at society for not calling her a little man.
00:43:42.200 Um, this crying emotional thing, like you do that whole spill your guts out, uh, release your emotions, how sad you are.
00:43:50.140 And then probably turns around and like goes, best decision I ever made.
00:43:53.640 Like going trans, like the double mastectomy.
00:43:56.300 It's not that bad.
00:43:57.160 Like that's the person encouraging everyone else in the 4chan board or the Reddit.
00:44:01.460 Yeah, exactly.
00:44:02.280 That shit's not on 4chan.
00:44:03.900 4chan has the guys who are closetedly into tranny porn, that type of shit.
00:44:10.760 Sometimes, sometimes.
00:44:11.700 That's kind of a meme.
00:44:13.040 Yeah.
00:44:13.440 Okay.
00:44:14.280 Um, it's interesting too, because a lot of these, uh, people who are pushing back and supporting the trans people, they'll show pictures of like, there's a congressman who has a family photo and everyone in the family has guns.
00:44:25.940 And they'll show that picture and go like, why is this different?
00:44:29.720 And it's because no one's mentally ill.
00:44:31.400 Yeah.
00:44:31.820 They're all disciplined.
00:44:33.240 They're all disciplined and trained and, you know, respect the second amendment and know what a gun is and how to work it.
00:44:39.440 Yeah.
00:44:39.640 No one's mentally ill.
00:44:40.660 If one of the kids in that photo starts saying, oh, I'm confused about my gender, I'm pretty sure the parents will take the gun away.
00:44:46.860 Also, it's like the, uh, a key, super key foundational point of this country.
00:44:52.960 You know, everyone's like, oh, we should be like,
00:44:55.960 Australia do a gun buyback.
00:44:57.280 And by everyone, I mean the ladies on the view, but it's like the second amendment, first and second amendment.
00:45:03.260 The second thing we wanted is free speech.
00:45:06.320 And then the right to bear arms, it's like super foundational.
00:45:10.380 And like part of the whole experiment that is America.
00:45:13.020 Right.
00:45:13.460 Yeah.
00:45:13.740 So it's like for them to be like, let's just throw that away.
00:45:15.760 It's like, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:17.140 We are the only country that has that deeply defined in our constitution and like ingrained in our, in our DNA.
00:45:24.280 And they almost want to attack both.
00:45:26.060 Of course.
00:45:26.620 They're attacking language.
00:45:27.940 You need to call me this or need to call me that.
00:45:29.900 If you misgender me, it's illegal.
00:45:31.340 And then it's just, you know, now they, and then with the guns, now they want the mentally ill people to have the guns.
00:45:37.520 And then they're going to say, oh, we, we can't have guns because some people are mentally ill.
00:45:41.160 Who's mentally ill?
00:45:42.140 The right wing, not the trans people.
00:45:44.000 Yeah.
00:45:44.360 That's how it plays out in my mind.
00:45:45.760 It's an attack on both.
00:45:46.860 All right.
00:45:47.600 Let's get out of this topic.
00:45:49.160 Let's get out of this tranny stuff.
00:45:51.000 But yeah, I do want to shout out competent white men, Engelbert and Colazzo and you know, guys like Sully.
00:45:58.360 White excellence.
00:45:59.140 Sully landed the plane on the Hudson.
00:46:00.960 Salute to you.
00:46:02.020 Yeah.
00:46:02.260 Dick Winters, World War II, Lead Easy Company.
00:46:05.600 You know, we want to start getting some white excellence stories going on because nobody else will do it.
00:46:10.280 The mainstream media barely will do it.
00:46:12.220 Shout out to Engelbert and Colazzo.
00:46:13.560 You guys are heroes.
00:46:14.740 Thank you for doing that.
00:46:15.780 Yep.
00:46:15.960 So, um, all right, moving on.
00:46:17.880 The guy whose wife says that she'd cheat with a celebrity crush.
00:46:22.300 Would you cheat on him with your celebrity crush?
00:46:25.940 Yeah.
00:46:26.860 He knows that too.
00:46:28.000 I do know that.
00:46:29.560 How do you feel about that?
00:46:30.820 It hurts a little bit, but I do know, I do know how much she loves Harry Styles.
00:46:34.740 So it would, it would suck.
00:46:36.680 And I don't know, like if it actually did happen, like, I don't know how I'd feel about it, but I know how much she loves him.
00:46:42.360 And I don't know.
00:46:43.860 I don't know if I actually would.
00:46:45.600 I don't know if I actually would do it.
00:46:47.820 Like, if it came down to it.
00:46:49.620 I don't know if I actually would.
00:46:51.240 But I do love Harry Styles.
00:46:54.100 So.
00:46:54.880 But you don't know Harry Styles.
00:46:56.180 You know him.
00:46:57.060 But I think I know Harry Styles.
00:46:59.700 He just seems such a great guy.
00:47:01.740 Oh, God.
00:47:02.160 Okay.
00:47:02.300 Would you bang your celebrity crush?
00:47:05.960 Absolutely not.
00:47:06.680 No.
00:47:07.260 No.
00:47:07.640 Not over her?
00:47:08.200 Absolutely not.
00:47:09.240 Absolutely not.
00:47:09.680 That was so nice.
00:47:10.500 Absolutely not.
00:47:11.120 Now I feel bad about my answer.
00:47:12.860 Yeah.
00:47:13.720 You should.
00:47:14.820 What are you talking about?
00:47:15.840 Cold world out there, boys.
00:47:17.400 If your wife wants to, if the guy in the dress wants to bang your wife for a night, he's got her.
00:47:23.500 Yeah.
00:47:24.320 Yeah.
00:47:24.660 Even though she couldn't.
00:47:26.320 Even though this girl's not even attractive enough to get with Harry Styles.
00:47:29.920 She's willing to sacrifice the integrity and morals of her relationship right now on some, like, million to one hypothetical.
00:47:38.680 So.
00:47:38.800 Yeah.
00:47:39.300 But it's cool.
00:47:40.180 Just disrespects him.
00:47:40.560 Yeah.
00:47:41.100 Absolutely.
00:47:41.580 To his face.
00:47:42.280 To his face on camera.
00:47:44.200 Yeah.
00:47:44.600 Exactly.
00:47:45.360 Viral.
00:47:46.040 Yeah.
00:47:46.340 Horrible.
00:47:46.900 And it's like, no, it's cool, dude.
00:47:48.520 My wife can fuck, or, you know, my girlfriend, whatever it is.
00:47:51.460 She can fuck her celebrity crush.
00:47:52.740 I got this ironic t-shirt on and a hat.
00:47:55.220 So, you know, cool outfit.
00:47:56.700 So, you know, no big deal.
00:47:58.360 I drink IPAs and, you know, I like micro brews.
00:48:01.300 Yeah.
00:48:01.720 We're going to get a growler right now and watch The Bachelor.
00:48:05.740 Yeah.
00:48:06.100 And that mindset that that guy has where he goes, yeah, she could.
00:48:09.640 I wouldn't.
00:48:10.520 She could.
00:48:11.280 That's like the mindset that the globalists want to take over, like the West.
00:48:15.920 That's the attitude of men in the West that they need to take over.
00:48:20.820 That person right there, the way he reacted.
00:48:23.040 And it's also probably wired in from, like, watching porn.
00:48:25.380 If you watch porn and the woman you're watching is getting banged by someone else, it wires your brain to have an attitude like that.
00:48:32.620 Yeah.
00:48:32.760 So, when your girlfriend says it and you go, yeah, it's fine.
00:48:35.980 She could.
00:48:36.560 It's like as if she's the prize.
00:48:38.820 As if she's the prize and he's just lucky to have her.
00:48:41.460 And if he says no, she'll go find someone else.
00:48:44.020 It's all backwards.
00:48:45.160 Yeah.
00:48:45.320 Long car ride home after that interview when the Harry Styles song comes on.
00:48:49.440 Yeah.
00:48:49.700 You have to change the station.
00:48:51.700 Yeah.
00:48:52.040 How about if Harry Styles can beat you up?
00:48:53.780 He can take your girlfriend.
00:48:55.220 Yeah.
00:48:55.720 Exactly.
00:48:56.300 That works, right?
00:48:57.040 That should be – that should work more.
00:48:58.760 Yeah.
00:48:59.240 And then for this, it's like it almost makes you wonder what can we do to fix this.
00:49:03.900 What if we had – everyone had their girlfriend wear just like an outfit that covered everything so guys can't even look at them.
00:49:11.540 Yeah.
00:49:11.700 You couldn't see the shape.
00:49:12.820 You couldn't covet thy neighbor's wife because there was some sort of like black probably.
00:49:17.200 Black like all cover all.
00:49:18.940 Yeah.
00:49:19.360 And they could show her face so she can like talk and like work in society a little bit.
00:49:22.520 Just her eyes probably.
00:49:23.920 Just so exactly as people know where to look.
00:49:26.040 But that would really maintain the integrity of your wife.
00:49:29.240 Yeah.
00:49:29.800 Yeah.
00:49:30.080 100%.
00:49:30.520 It's not a bad idea.
00:49:30.980 I just thought that up.
00:49:31.760 Is anybody else doing that?
00:49:32.860 Is that – that might be a new idea.
00:49:34.900 So let's try that out.
00:49:35.840 Yeah.
00:49:36.280 But that's just like a horrible video.
00:49:38.160 It's so disrespectful.
00:49:39.440 Even if it was true, wouldn't you go, hey, we're on some sort of TikTok.
00:49:43.360 We're on some sort of viral street video.
00:49:45.480 I'm not going to disrespect my husband to a stranger in front of a million people.
00:49:50.100 Nope.
00:49:50.560 That doesn't – that thought doesn't cross anybody's mind.
00:49:52.440 It's just, yes, I would and he wouldn't and I'm average.
00:49:57.360 That girl is like, you know, she's okay.
00:49:59.760 But she's acting like the catch because girls are all tens and guys are all fives.
00:50:03.580 Yeah.
00:50:03.900 Which is actually not – I mean I think actually – well, I was going to say a man is more
00:50:09.780 of a prize these days because there are so many just humors and autistics and little, you
00:50:16.620 know, kids who are neckbearding it up and you know what I mean?
00:50:19.740 So like being an actual powerful man, a respectable man is probably a higher prize than just being
00:50:25.000 an average girl these days.
00:50:26.380 Yeah, 100%.
00:50:27.580 But then girls, they're all surprises because everyone's fat.
00:50:31.320 So it's a real race to the bottom with some sloppy shit going on, right?
00:50:35.300 It's some sloppy shit, race to the bottom, ugly times proven.
00:50:39.340 Yeah.
00:50:40.120 In that clip.
00:50:41.100 All right, moving on.
00:50:42.140 Next, the guitar in the elevator clip.
00:50:45.360 Yeah.
00:50:45.620 This is some good old-fashioned – this is some good old-fashioned cringe, you know?
00:50:50.220 This is real cringe.
00:50:51.080 West Virginia, now mama, take me home, country roads.
00:51:00.840 One more time.
00:51:01.760 Pardon me.
00:51:02.340 Country roads, take me home, to a place.
00:51:10.260 Rob Lones, Rob Virginia.
00:51:13.680 That's good.
00:51:18.800 Well, this should be illegal.
00:51:20.880 Yeah, that's a crime against humanity, lady.
00:51:23.200 Yeah.
00:51:23.580 That's bad.
00:51:24.840 The elevator is a sacred place.
00:51:26.920 Yeah.
00:51:27.500 Yeah.
00:51:27.980 I have a specific rule.
00:51:29.380 Yeah, I was going to say.
00:51:30.460 I have a specific rule and like I have a couple pet peeves.
00:51:34.440 One of them is in between – when I'm at the movies, in between the trailers in the beginning
00:51:39.620 before the movie starts, it's like loud, loud, loud.
00:51:41.920 Then it gets quiet and everyone's like, oh, I want to go see that.
00:51:44.320 Like they're crunching their wrappers.
00:51:45.540 That drives me crazy before it gets loud for the next trailer.
00:51:48.880 And then my second pet peeve, the only two I have, is talking in an elevator.
00:51:54.300 So if we're in an elevator and we're talking normal, like, oh, this weekend was fun.
00:51:57.740 Let's go to this restaurant.
00:51:59.340 And then someone comes into the elevator, our conversation stops immediately.
00:52:04.400 Stops immediately, has to.
00:52:06.720 But some people want to keep talking.
00:52:09.200 And then the worst pet peeve, the worst thing I – you know, the cringe in my mind from this
00:52:13.520 is like having a conversation and then there's just a stranger standing right next to you
00:52:17.560 hearing everything you're saying.
00:52:18.640 So I don't like talking in the elevator.
00:52:21.220 That's a huge rule for me.
00:52:22.440 And when I meet you, if we're in an elevator, I'll tell you.
00:52:25.040 I'll say, hey, we're talking.
00:52:26.080 But if someone comes in, don't make me crazy.
00:52:29.740 And then there's me who doesn't care and I'll just start talking at Fleckus in an elevator
00:52:34.800 while someone else is there.
00:52:35.900 And I'll be like, what do you think?
00:52:37.860 What do you think?
00:52:38.660 Come on, say something.
00:52:39.640 And then I'll look straight at them like, hey, man, I'm just trying to get to the parking garage.
00:52:43.040 And I pretend I don't know you.
00:52:44.060 But this should be illegal.
00:52:46.140 Obviously, you're getting off on the next floor no matter what floor you were going to.
00:52:50.400 Yeah.
00:52:50.640 I'll take the next elevator, guys.
00:52:52.000 You'd think like this lady – I have good friends, you know?
00:52:57.240 And I'm a good friend.
00:52:58.580 Yeah.
00:52:58.960 So if I'm this lady's friend and she pulls the guitar and goes, should I play something?
00:53:04.020 I would go, no, no, no, no.
00:53:06.060 Not the time or the place.
00:53:07.320 I would go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:10.080 And I would nip it in the bud right there, not happening.
00:53:12.760 She doesn't have those types of friends.
00:53:14.340 Yeah.
00:53:14.580 And I also think obviously this should be illegal.
00:53:17.300 We mentioned that.
00:53:18.180 This is horrible cringe.
00:53:19.400 Jail.
00:53:20.080 Jail.
00:53:20.940 Reported at least on some sort of list.
00:53:23.260 PO officer.
00:53:24.140 You have to go with a PO officer.
00:53:25.920 You got to pee in a cup.
00:53:27.160 Yep, exactly.
00:53:28.160 But am I being too negative?
00:53:29.880 That's what – that's the crux.
00:53:31.400 Are we Grinches?
00:53:32.200 Are we the Grinch for this?
00:53:33.320 Yeah.
00:53:33.640 Because this is like a girl who's singing.
00:53:35.300 She's pretty good, you know.
00:53:37.680 But it's like am I anti-community building by doing this?
00:53:40.740 But then again, it's like I can't just build a community with anyone because then people in the community will be singing songs in the elevator.
00:53:46.860 Exactly.
00:53:47.340 Can't have that.
00:53:48.080 So I'd rather build a community with people who think that's cringe as well.
00:53:51.280 So we're good.
00:53:51.840 We've come full circle and we figured it out.
00:53:53.940 So Jail is back on the table.
00:53:56.400 It's like a bad attitude to be like a Grinch and be like, oh, this lady is cringe.
00:54:00.620 Exactly.
00:54:01.000 But she is cringe and I really can't sit through an elevator like this.
00:54:04.880 You can't be default negative all the time, you know, on stuff like this.
00:54:09.020 Like there are some moments where it's like, oh, that's a beautiful moment.
00:54:11.760 Like this guy came out.
00:54:13.260 There was a harp playing in the park and we walked by and he asked us something.
00:54:17.120 You know, like sometimes when you're it's like a yes man scenario when you're open to it and you have a good positive attitude, it can be good.
00:54:24.820 But you're playing us.
00:54:25.960 You're singing a song on an elevator, a packed elevator, packed elevator.
00:54:29.500 So we ruled in our favor, non-grinches.
00:54:33.380 Let us know what you think.
00:54:34.460 Is this should this be an uplifting gold?
00:54:36.860 I don't know.
00:54:37.700 Yeah, exactly.
00:54:38.560 Let us know what you think in the comments.
00:54:40.300 Maybe we're too negative or maybe we're absolutely right.
00:54:42.700 But let us know.
00:54:43.940 And even if you don't care, give us a comment anyway.
00:54:46.780 Tickle the algorithm.
00:54:47.620 Let's juice this algo.
00:54:49.100 Tickle the post.
00:54:49.980 People are really starting to tickle the post and just saying tickle and it helps a lot.
00:54:53.680 It really does help.
00:54:54.800 So thank you guys for doing that.
00:54:56.600 Moving on.
00:54:57.420 We did a collaboration with our boy Nate Roscoe.
00:55:00.400 There's a new street reporter.
00:55:01.700 He's in Florida.
00:55:02.360 I think he's in the Tampa, St. Pete area.
00:55:04.720 Really like this guy.
00:55:05.780 He's very talented.
00:55:06.640 He's very smart.
00:55:07.340 We did a collaboration with him where we asked people, would you say the N-word to end world hunger?
00:55:14.000 Check out.
00:55:14.340 Check this out.
00:55:15.280 Would you say the N-word, the N-word, the N-word, the N-word, the N-word to end world hunger?
00:55:19.620 Yes.
00:55:20.080 Yes.
00:55:20.680 No.
00:55:21.500 I don't know.
00:55:22.360 To end it?
00:55:23.160 Oh, gosh.
00:55:24.380 Hell yeah.
00:55:25.100 I got you.
00:55:26.320 I don't even know what the fuck.
00:55:26.980 Is this a word?
00:55:27.680 Hey, guys.
00:55:28.220 It's Nate Roscoe.
00:55:29.420 Today, we're going to be asking people if they would say the N-word to end world hunger.
00:55:34.000 This is a collab with Fleck of Talks.
00:55:36.580 Hope you like it.
00:55:37.340 I think it's not my call to answer that.
00:55:40.920 I don't know.
00:55:42.060 If I was allowed to, but I wouldn't do it.
00:55:46.180 If I had public support from the black community to say it, to end world hunger, maybe, but I
00:55:50.340 wouldn't do it in my own accord.
00:55:52.360 Would you say the N-word to end world hunger?
00:55:55.880 Yes.
00:55:57.760 You would?
00:55:58.360 No hesitation.
00:55:58.980 I would scream it out loud.
00:56:00.340 If it put food in baby's tummies, then I'd say it proud.
00:56:04.140 Would I say it?
00:56:04.740 No.
00:56:05.640 I don't know.
00:56:06.420 Oh, to end it?
00:56:07.340 Oh, gosh.
00:56:08.540 Yeah, I would have to.
00:56:10.280 Honestly, no.
00:56:11.180 I would have to.
00:56:12.100 Well, no, no.
00:56:12.640 What did you say?
00:56:13.040 Are there people?
00:56:13.760 Come in.
00:56:14.060 Come in.
00:56:14.660 No, no, no.
00:56:15.580 I, if I had a poll and everybody came together and gave me permission.
00:56:22.140 Yes.
00:56:22.580 That's, that's, that's, that's it.
00:56:24.200 The community would have to come together because I, you know.
00:56:27.120 I think hungry people would definitely give you permission.
00:56:29.280 No, no, it can't be the hungry people.
00:56:30.760 It's got to be the people who will be affected by the word.
00:56:33.460 Absolutely not.
00:56:35.500 To end world hunger?
00:56:36.680 We already got people that can pay for that shit.
00:56:39.260 And they don't.
00:56:39.520 I mean, that's a tough question.
00:56:40.860 So you wouldn't do it under any circumstances?
00:56:42.840 Nah.
00:56:43.720 Probably not.
00:56:44.600 Why not?
00:56:45.540 I don't know.
00:56:46.200 It's not my place.
00:56:48.140 To end world hunger?
00:56:49.980 Nah.
00:56:50.300 No, no, to say the word, not, not just end world hunger.
00:56:54.540 But to end world hunger, you got to save, say the word just once.
00:56:57.280 It's to end world hunger, yeah.
00:56:59.420 I mean, it's.
00:57:00.260 It's a good enough cause, right?
00:57:01.480 It's going to be harm for short term, but over long term, that's good for everyone, you
00:57:05.760 know.
00:57:06.220 So you would do it one time to end world hunger?
00:57:08.120 Yeah.
00:57:08.240 Would you guys let your white friends say the n-word to end world hunger?
00:57:13.620 Hell yeah, I got, yeah.
00:57:15.700 I don't know what the fuck, it's just a word.
00:57:17.260 I got, I got a penny of white boys without you letting say the n-word.
00:57:19.840 You know what I'm saying?
00:57:20.780 They some real niggas.
00:57:21.660 I'm going to be honest.
00:57:22.280 They more black than some black people I know.
00:57:24.580 Wasn't that interesting?
00:57:26.040 Yeah.
00:57:26.520 It shows how deep the ideology goes where people don't even understand or realize that like
00:57:33.340 there's such a huge difference between saying a, what, a two syllable word?
00:57:37.680 Yeah.
00:57:38.880 Versus solving world hunger?
00:57:40.540 Yeah.
00:57:40.940 And it's actually like a microcosm too, because a lot of the world's hungry are in Africa.
00:57:45.240 They're black, right?
00:57:45.960 That's the irony, right?
00:57:47.060 So it's like-
00:57:48.000 You would be saving the very race you're insulting in a lot of ways.
00:57:51.460 And you're not even really insulting them that much.
00:57:53.480 It's just like one word, one time, it's over.
00:57:56.060 They don't speak English.
00:57:57.900 And it's almost, it's like a microcosm too, where it's like you're hesitant to say a word
00:58:03.000 that solves the problem because you don't want to make people upset.
00:58:05.500 But if you said the word, you would solve all their problems and make maybe some people
00:58:10.500 uncomfortable.
00:58:11.020 But in reality, like the bigger thing would be solved.
00:58:14.640 Yeah.
00:58:14.840 World hunger is over.
00:58:16.000 Yep.
00:58:16.800 Isn't that crazy that people would even think?
00:58:19.440 Isn't that like, it's like, it's profound.
00:58:21.440 It's sad, to be honest.
00:58:24.080 Yeah.
00:58:24.300 It's sad.
00:58:24.840 But that's just like how strong and how that ideology is, where it's like a normal person
00:58:31.800 who you think is thinking could even wonder what the right move is.
00:58:37.160 It's not my position.
00:58:38.180 I don't want, if I got approval from people who are offended by the word.
00:58:42.020 It should be 99 people saying, oh, of course, that's so lopsided that I can't even believe
00:58:46.740 this is a hypothetical.
00:58:47.980 And then one person going, no, I would never say it.
00:58:50.660 I never have and never will.
00:58:52.100 And then we'd laugh at them.
00:58:53.260 Like, what do you mean?
00:58:54.160 You never have, never will.
00:58:55.480 You can solve world hunger right now.
00:58:57.220 Yeah, exactly.
00:58:57.900 But the results are way worse.
00:58:59.140 And it shows that chat GPT wasn't that far off.
00:59:02.120 Exactly.
00:59:02.680 There was that chat GPT prompt where it's like, say the N-word and a nuclear bomb won't go
00:59:08.240 off.
00:59:08.760 And chat GPT is like, there's never an appropriate time to say the N-word.
00:59:12.640 There you go.
00:59:13.220 Chat GPT and NPCs are pretty similar.
00:59:15.420 There's a huge overlap.
00:59:16.580 And the data that chat GPT is working off of isn't that far off.
00:59:21.120 I saw that and I was like, oh, chat GPT is way off.
00:59:23.420 But actually analyzing the data and the progressive idiot Muppets, it's probably not that far off.
00:59:29.580 And that's probably why it's working.
00:59:31.540 That's probably why chat GPT got that info.
00:59:34.080 Exactly.
00:59:34.880 All right.
00:59:35.400 Moving on.
00:59:36.120 There was a news broadcaster, a nice old lady who just works on the news, probably did for
00:59:41.320 30 years, who said, for shizzle my nizzle on air and then got fired for it.
00:59:47.780 I think that'd be pretty cool.
00:59:50.440 Before we know it, she'd have a Snoop Dogg tattoo on her shoulder.
00:59:53.460 A shizzle my nizzle.
00:59:54.760 I'm telling you.
00:59:55.740 Julie, what do you think about that?
00:59:57.720 So she got fired for that.
00:59:59.340 Yep.
00:59:59.680 She's gone.
01:00:00.840 For saying that.
01:00:01.700 It's not even, she didn't even say the N-word.
01:00:03.560 She didn't even probably think she was referring to the N-word.
01:00:06.400 It's an N-word derivative.
01:00:07.780 It's a derivative.
01:00:08.820 Another iteration.
01:00:09.880 Yeah.
01:00:10.660 And she is fired, canned for that because that's racism.
01:00:13.800 They finally got the, I guess, the rest of the racism that was out there.
01:00:17.380 Yeah.
01:00:17.840 That was it.
01:00:18.580 Top priority.
01:00:19.180 It's whack-a-mole.
01:00:19.900 They just go, oh, it's kind of like the N-word.
01:00:21.940 Boom.
01:00:22.560 Yeah.
01:00:23.280 Yeah.
01:00:23.800 And do you think that woman knows that for shizzle my nizzle means for sure my beep,
01:00:29.400 beep, beep, long beep, hard R beep?
01:00:32.760 Yeah.
01:00:33.040 You think that's what she's saying?
01:00:34.160 Like, I don't think so.
01:00:35.220 That's what she's saying on the news.
01:00:36.940 Yeah.
01:00:37.340 In 2023.
01:00:38.540 Yeah.
01:00:39.520 She's that unaware.
01:00:40.780 How do I sneak it in?
01:00:42.560 So she got fired for that.
01:00:44.140 Sad.
01:00:44.700 Yep.
01:00:45.060 But that's what happens now when you live in the Muppet town.
01:00:47.160 Yep.
01:00:47.500 Tough break, my nizzle.
01:00:49.320 Yeah.
01:00:49.880 Sorry, my nizzle.
01:00:51.620 Let's look at the hard R clip.
01:00:53.740 I haven't seen this one yet.
01:00:55.240 Yeah.
01:00:55.420 Speaking of hard R.
01:00:57.600 This is a streamer got in trouble.
01:00:58.900 Use of the hard R.
01:01:00.560 Oh, really?
01:01:01.320 It's jarring.
01:01:02.160 Yeah.
01:01:02.380 It's jarring now.
01:01:03.960 Casual use of hard R.
01:01:05.100 Yeah.
01:01:06.020 Yeah, absolutely.
01:01:06.840 Like, okay, it was an episode of American Dad.
01:01:09.300 Really?
01:01:09.320 And it was just like, yeah, it wasn't for shock value.
01:01:10.920 It was just, like, used.
01:01:12.940 Whoa.
01:01:13.120 Right?
01:01:13.260 Well, I mean, here's the thing, right?
01:01:15.340 That was in 2003 or something.
01:01:17.280 Yeah.
01:01:17.380 Like, 2002.
01:01:18.120 Yeah.
01:01:18.280 Like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna deny that I dropped my fair share of hard R's back then
01:01:22.680 because we didn't even, the term hard R didn't even exist.
01:01:24.960 We're all dropping hard R's.
01:01:25.920 We didn't think about it.
01:01:27.060 Right?
01:01:27.520 And it's funny because to me, that doesn't feel like that long ago, but to my kids.
01:01:33.780 Are you talking like N-word hard R?
01:01:35.320 What?
01:01:35.640 No.
01:01:36.180 Okay.
01:01:36.620 I'm pretty sure that's how people use that term.
01:01:38.040 No.
01:01:38.740 I think so.
01:01:39.340 That's the N-word.
01:01:40.980 What are you guys talking about?
01:01:43.500 Am I mistaken?
01:01:44.520 I think so.
01:01:45.960 You're heavily mistaken.
01:01:47.180 No, the one with the, like, for, like, mental disability.
01:01:50.800 I'm pretty sure people use hard R in a very different way than you just used it.
01:01:55.160 So he thought hard R meant retarded.
01:01:58.680 And he's like, oh, I dropped hard R's.
01:02:00.520 We all dropped hard R's.
01:02:01.460 And the guy next to him is like, you do?
01:02:04.660 Yeah.
01:02:05.600 Very confused.
01:02:06.920 You do?
01:02:07.640 You did?
01:02:08.620 You were dropping hard R's, so he's a little, uh.
01:02:10.860 Yeah.
01:02:11.080 They're like, this is a good boy show.
01:02:12.680 We do not do anything like that.
01:02:14.600 Yeah.
01:02:14.900 And apparently he got in trouble for that.
01:02:16.640 He got in trouble for saying this?
01:02:18.220 For that exact, uh, breakdown back and forth.
01:02:21.020 That exact exchange.
01:02:22.680 He got in trouble for that.
01:02:23.800 And he didn't even know what he was saying.
01:02:25.300 By who?
01:02:25.740 What trouble?
01:02:26.620 I don't know.
01:02:27.060 I think it says on the thing.
01:02:27.680 Advertisers or something?
01:02:28.160 I think it says he got, like, uh, canceled or something.
01:02:31.180 Um, what does it say on the headline of that?
01:02:32.860 It just said, Linus, tech tips, not knowing what the hard R is and has no context.
01:02:36.960 Has me weak, bro.
01:02:38.180 Oh, yeah.
01:02:38.820 Yeah.
01:02:39.020 He got in trouble for that, uh, apparently.
01:02:41.040 I don't know how bad of trouble.
01:02:42.100 That's a for shizzle my nizzle trouble.
01:02:44.120 Same level.
01:02:45.200 Basically.
01:02:45.720 Yeah.
01:02:45.920 Actually, for shizzle my nizzle might be a little bit, you know, you can call that a derivative.
01:02:48.860 He's just talking hypothetically about a hard R.
01:02:51.300 And like, he didn't know information.
01:02:53.060 Yeah.
01:02:53.200 But it's like, you said hard R too much without enough reference.
01:02:56.400 Yeah.
01:02:56.680 So, you were too flippant.
01:02:58.780 You were too flippant.
01:03:00.320 And there wasn't enough, uh, faith involved in it.
01:03:02.960 Yeah.
01:03:03.220 You're not part of the religion anymore.
01:03:04.940 Yeah.
01:03:05.540 Exactly.
01:03:06.380 All right.
01:03:06.640 Last clip of cringe.
01:03:08.640 Um, we're not going to even, we'll cover it in bonus land.
01:03:11.260 And then that wrestling clip.
01:03:12.680 Oh God.
01:03:13.800 You like that clip?
01:03:14.760 Amateur wrestling, man.
01:03:15.920 The things those guys do for 200 bucks a night.
01:03:18.340 Yeah.
01:03:18.700 So that'll be in bonus land.
01:03:19.940 We'll be talking about that.
01:03:21.080 Um, the art is still alive in amateur wrestling.
01:03:23.760 And why wrestling is the worst sport ever or job that you need to pay your dues to work
01:03:29.520 your way up.
01:03:30.060 It's just, uh, it's tough.
01:03:31.840 All right.
01:03:32.360 Moving on.
01:03:32.800 We're in urban decay now.
01:03:34.520 Uh, let's go to the first clip.
01:03:35.760 The guy gets stabbed to death for no reason in front of his kid.
01:03:39.280 We're going to have to heavily blur this.
01:03:40.820 I believe this will be heavily blurred because someone I think died.
01:03:45.120 Look at this is in Vancouver.
01:03:47.240 This guy gets stabbed from this guy.
01:03:52.020 This guy's getting stabbed.
01:03:53.200 He's stabbed.
01:03:53.900 He's bleeding out.
01:03:54.900 He's going down.
01:03:55.860 He's dead.
01:03:56.620 Right here.
01:03:57.860 This guy just stabbed this guy, man.
01:04:00.300 This guy just stabbed him, bro.
01:04:02.520 He's, he's dead.
01:04:03.640 Look at that guy in the back just drinking his coffee.
01:04:06.600 He just took a sip of the coffee like nothing's going on.
01:04:10.160 While another guy films him going, he's dead.
01:04:12.840 He just stabbed him.
01:04:14.040 He's dead.
01:04:14.560 He's dead, bro.
01:04:15.540 He's dead, bro.
01:04:17.060 Administer first aid, bro.
01:04:18.780 Yeah.
01:04:19.440 Do something.
01:04:19.980 Make sure the cops are called.
01:04:21.320 Look at the, you know, try and help.
01:04:22.660 And it's like that, uh, that feeling.
01:04:25.280 Imagine you're the guy who got stabbed.
01:04:26.600 It's like being in a drowning in a dream in slow motion where you're like, I need help.
01:04:30.720 And everyone's just like, yeah.
01:04:32.440 And there was no world in which you were going to die today.
01:04:35.240 There was no world in which you were going to get stabbed and bleed out on the sidewalk
01:04:38.860 today.
01:04:39.260 But it happened, you know, for nothing.
01:04:41.820 And apparently what was the reason?
01:04:43.200 The father stabbed to death outside Vancouver Starbucks after asking a man to not vape near
01:04:47.980 his toddler, a three-year-old.
01:04:50.260 This dude was vaping and he had to pull out a knife and kill someone for saying, don't do
01:04:54.740 that.
01:04:55.380 Yeah.
01:04:55.680 And then he gets stabbed and everyone just watches.
01:04:58.380 And it was witnessed by the three-year-old and the child's mother.
01:05:01.420 So they all watched this guy die after this guy made the fatal mistake of thinking he lives
01:05:07.840 in a polite society.
01:05:09.240 He made a fatal mistake of thinking everyone was kind of like him.
01:05:12.440 He made that assumption that everyone would understand, you know, don't vape near the three-year-old.
01:05:16.100 It's kind of like, I don't know.
01:05:17.500 It probably won't do much, but I just want to be sure.
01:05:19.520 Um, and you're dead being filmed by a zoomer, uh, in public.
01:05:25.600 Oh, he's got stabbed.
01:05:26.640 He's done.
01:05:27.120 He's dead, bro.
01:05:27.860 He's dead on the ground.
01:05:28.940 Like, he's dead, bro.
01:05:31.280 The last thing you heard was he's dead, bro.
01:05:33.140 And there's a guy in the background drinking a coffee as if it's just a normal Wednesday.
01:05:37.680 So flee, leave the cities.
01:05:40.620 There's no reason to be involved in anything like this.
01:05:44.000 And exactly.
01:05:44.880 And if you're a good person, if you're a good Samaritan, if you're a good guy, if you're
01:05:48.620 a capable, strong man, and this happens, you jump into action and try to help the guy
01:05:52.860 who's bleeding out.
01:05:53.700 Right.
01:05:54.100 Yeah.
01:05:54.340 And it makes you think it's just like, and this is why we help people to get out of the
01:05:58.260 cities.
01:05:58.780 If you're in a rural area and you're a good guy and you get called to action to help
01:06:04.200 someone who's in trouble, someone has a flat tire on the road.
01:06:07.820 Maybe someone's house or barn is burning down.
01:06:11.120 Old lady's fence fell down.
01:06:12.460 Old lady's fence fell down.
01:06:13.900 Maybe there's a, an animal incident.
01:06:15.700 Maybe someone fell through the ice and you have to go help them.
01:06:17.960 They're all normal things where a good person can step up and help a person who needs help.
01:06:23.620 And then it's, it's an easy transaction.
01:06:25.340 It's just one for one.
01:06:26.540 You do the right thing.
01:06:27.420 But when you live in cities like these environments and these urban decay situations, if you're
01:06:33.060 a good guy and you're called to help 99 out of a hundred times, it's going to be some
01:06:37.720 horrible street rat shit.
01:06:39.120 You'd never be involved in in real life.
01:06:40.880 Exactly.
01:06:41.480 Like someone needs help.
01:06:42.720 Oh, it's this guy's going crazy on the subway.
01:06:44.720 He's on drugs or this naked guy shitting in the street and he has a knife and he's going
01:06:48.780 crazy to all these things.
01:06:50.380 If you're a good person living in the city, you're going to be, you're going to be involved
01:06:54.000 and it's all just street rat shit that wouldn't happen if you lived in a community you actually
01:06:57.800 trusted because only you'd only be called to action.
01:07:01.280 You'd only be called to help in a community like that.
01:07:03.280 If it was a normal interaction, like a normal person needs help.
01:07:07.260 My, Hey, my tire went out and it's snowing.
01:07:09.440 Oh, you can help me change it.
01:07:10.820 Great.
01:07:11.380 But if you do it in the city, it's like, Hey, I'm covered in shit and I'm bleeding and
01:07:15.300 I'm on the ground.
01:07:15.980 And it's like, you're a good guy.
01:07:17.200 And I have hepatitis.
01:07:18.420 Exactly.
01:07:18.860 Oh, I have AIDS.
01:07:19.460 I have needles.
01:07:20.220 So it's just like these situations now that urban environments are so bad that good people
01:07:25.700 helping is like not even great.
01:07:28.860 And then not only that, but if someone comes up to you at like a gas station or something
01:07:32.380 and it's like, please, like my credit, my purse was stolen.
01:07:35.100 My, this was, I just need $10 to fill up my tank and I'll, I'll make it home.
01:07:40.440 It's probably a scam.
01:07:41.860 It's like a 40% chance of being a scam.
01:07:44.880 And you have to make that assessment before you even decide to help.
01:07:48.040 And it's like, dude, city life, especially with DAs, this is obviously Vancouver where the
01:07:53.960 stabbing happened, but you know, very similar thing.
01:07:56.500 And even worse happening up there with how little they put people in jail.
01:07:59.580 I think murder served like 15 years a lot of times.
01:08:03.980 But it's just like, you don't, there's, there's not a lot of good reason to stay, you know,
01:08:10.760 and you're not going to make a big impact because you plant a garden and it's this little community
01:08:16.600 area that's down by the base of a building.
01:08:18.420 And then some street rat comes and shits and sleeps there.
01:08:21.240 And then they stomp it out and they start eating of the cucumbers or stomp your vegetables,
01:08:25.580 you know, so shit like that.
01:08:27.260 And then no one holds them accountable, you know, obviously you can't have nice things
01:08:31.000 and then something else bad happens.
01:08:32.780 And now you have like a good person in a bad situation because they want to help.
01:08:36.740 But now it's like they're in a situation that the good person should never have been in
01:08:39.720 the first place.
01:08:40.320 And then they're risking their lives for people who don't care about their own lives.
01:08:43.760 Yep.
01:08:44.160 Exactly.
01:08:44.720 Very frustrating.
01:08:45.660 Uh, next, the guy shits on the ground in LA.
01:08:47.660 This is going to have to be, this will be censored and blurred too.
01:08:50.420 This is Sacramento actually.
01:08:51.620 Oh, Sacramento.
01:08:52.520 Naked, mentally ill man.
01:08:54.040 So he's naked, so it's going to be censored and blurred.
01:08:57.080 He just blows it out right out there.
01:08:59.660 Most disgusting shit you've ever seen.
01:09:01.500 He just shits in the street.
01:09:04.260 This is a housing problem.
01:09:06.940 This guy needs reparations.
01:09:09.400 Apartments and housing.
01:09:10.700 This is a housing issue.
01:09:12.480 This guy would flourish in the right circumstances.
01:09:15.420 Get this guy some needles, some clean needles.
01:09:18.500 He just wants to get fucked up again.
01:09:19.960 Get this guy a house and some reparations and let's spend all of our tax money trying to
01:09:24.280 figure out why he wants to shit like that.
01:09:26.420 He needs the Joe Biden crack package.
01:09:30.340 Get this guy some needles.
01:09:31.960 He wants to get high again soon.
01:09:33.540 No.
01:09:33.740 And so in a polite, proper society, everyone who witnessed this would never see this guy
01:09:39.020 again.
01:09:40.360 They would, two strong men, Engelbert and Collazo, would come up and they'd say, hey, sir, we're
01:09:45.700 going to need you to come with us and let's just make this easy.
01:09:48.080 They'd tuck his head into the police car.
01:09:50.240 You know, they'd take care of him a little bit and you'd never see him again.
01:09:54.580 He'd be brought to a mental institute where they'd put him on a low dose of something,
01:09:59.020 try to even him out, keep him there for as long as it takes and see if they can release
01:10:03.240 him somewhere where he won't shit again.
01:10:05.080 Yeah.
01:10:05.700 You'd never see him again is the key.
01:10:07.420 And then instead we live in a society where like we have to cater to a certain percentage
01:10:12.980 of the population being these mentally ill street rats that are just constantly everywhere.
01:10:17.100 So how good can you do?
01:10:18.280 How much of a business can you run?
01:10:19.780 How clean of a city can you have?
01:10:21.800 How safe can your kids be going to school?
01:10:23.620 You put a ceiling on every one of those.
01:10:24.860 How good your public transportation going to be?
01:10:26.960 You put a ceiling on every single one of those when you let these people and you cater
01:10:30.500 to these people and let them run the streets.
01:10:32.020 Yeah.
01:10:32.260 And then there's how many people are on salary to go talk to this guy and be the social worker?
01:10:36.720 How many people are on salary to distribute drugs and then beg for more public housing
01:10:41.240 and stuff like that?
01:10:42.540 So a lot of times cities, we said this, you know, you're catering to the lowest common
01:10:47.580 denominator with all your tax money.
01:10:50.460 And it's just crazy to me that like this guy would is, is allowed to stay around.
01:10:55.840 He probably lives in a tent and nobody has the willpower, at least in California to do anything.
01:11:01.940 And everyone else just has to take it.
01:11:03.540 Yep.
01:11:04.060 You, you live there, you pay three grand for a two bed,
01:11:06.700 room apartment.
01:11:07.540 That's not even that nice.
01:11:08.880 You go outside and that's what you have to deal with.
01:11:10.860 And no one's on your side.
01:11:12.400 And there's a certain like millennial type approach where it's like, dude, I was waiting
01:11:16.720 for the train this morning.
01:11:17.880 So this guy just take the most disgusting shit, pulled open his ass.
01:11:21.460 And it's like, it's kind of like a funny thing, like where it's like, let's treat this
01:11:25.300 as funny.
01:11:26.840 Um, and that's a terrible attitude because nothing ever gets fixed.
01:11:30.080 If you laugh at the, the decay, the urban decay, right?
01:11:33.500 It's hipster to deal with shit like that.
01:11:34.700 Exactly.
01:11:35.540 Um, let's balance it out.
01:11:37.140 Let's show, um, a cultural balance out.
01:11:39.840 Let's show a Japanese clip.
01:11:41.160 Here's, here's what happens in Japan when someone drops money.
01:11:44.300 And I think this might become a recurring theme in urban decay.
01:11:47.300 We juxtapose it with Japan.
01:11:48.720 Yeah.
01:11:48.980 This person's walking, they're carrying money, they fall.
01:11:54.400 The fake fall just to, for the social experiment.
01:11:59.260 All the money flies everywhere.
01:12:00.800 Money everywhere.
01:12:02.040 Everybody reacts.
01:12:04.460 Everyone calmly reacts.
01:12:05.760 Nobody panics.
01:12:06.600 No one's jumping.
01:12:07.480 No one's grabbing as much as they can.
01:12:09.320 Ooh, this guy's kind of running.
01:12:10.320 He might be taking some.
01:12:11.220 And they all come and they all return the money.
01:12:16.960 Nobody's running away.
01:12:18.480 It's not their money.
01:12:19.580 It's your money.
01:12:20.200 Yep.
01:12:20.440 You just fell.
01:12:21.160 We'll help you out.
01:12:22.480 Isn't that nice?
01:12:23.100 That's what it could be.
01:12:24.140 High T, and I'm not talking testosterone society.
01:12:27.460 Yep.
01:12:27.780 That's high trust.
01:12:28.720 That's high trust.
01:12:29.420 Um, speaking of not that high trust, Walmart apparently is racist for putting security tags
01:12:35.260 on certain items.
01:12:37.200 Let's take a look.
01:12:38.360 Okay, so I'm at my local Walmart, and I'm just looking at the makeup section, and I notice
01:12:42.620 this.
01:12:43.520 And I'm looking at the concealers, and, you know, they're all normal, but then once you
01:12:46.700 get down to the darker shades, they have little security tags all over them, but they
01:12:50.920 don't for the lighter colors.
01:12:54.840 So, Walmart, tell me that you're racist without actually saying that you're racist.
01:12:59.420 Oh, you caught Walmart's big racist white power plan.
01:13:04.480 As if there's some, like, corporate fat cats with cigars, like, yeah, make sure you lock
01:13:09.400 up that jerry curl spray or whatever.
01:13:11.560 Let's play a prank on the blacks.
01:13:14.500 I'm feeling spicy today.
01:13:17.720 Lock up that dark concealer.
01:13:20.180 And that person doesn't even get what they're saying.
01:13:21.980 It's like, you're close, but you think it's systemic racism.
01:13:25.680 You think it's racism, which I get it.
01:13:27.800 You've been programmed.
01:13:28.660 You, that's it.
01:13:30.080 You go, racism.
01:13:31.380 This is what they were talking about.
01:13:32.940 They've been talking about this on CNN for months.
01:13:35.460 Now I see it live.
01:13:36.980 And then there was another tweet that said, from some black guy, he goes, here's a little
01:13:41.820 tidbit of systemic racism for you.
01:13:43.740 At my local liquor store, the drinks that black people tend to buy are locked up behind
01:13:47.840 glass and must be handled by an employee until purchased.
01:13:50.680 Do you need your hand held when making purchases as an adult?
01:13:53.680 Well, it's like, and it's like Hennessy, Ciroc.
01:13:57.220 I don't know what else is in there, but it's expensive stuff too.
01:13:59.720 So, um, but it's like, why are, why are we locking up only certain products?
01:14:04.260 Are we just picking, are we going like this and go, uh, let's lock up the Henny.
01:14:08.980 Yeah.
01:14:10.620 Guys.
01:14:11.040 Don't you think it's data driven?
01:14:12.540 Yeah.
01:14:12.760 The systemic racism.
01:14:13.940 It's like a bodega, especially Walmart too.
01:14:17.680 It's like Walmart.
01:14:18.600 Who's literally tracking everything.
01:14:20.660 They have like the data team at Walmart is probably insane.
01:14:24.640 Yeah.
01:14:25.180 You know, they're out there in Arkansas, just clicking away, being like, hmm, leakage on
01:14:29.460 this, uh, this we're losing.
01:14:32.000 And they just go, we need to lock these items up.
01:14:34.660 They're the most commonly stolen.
01:14:36.300 Same with the liquor store.
01:14:38.300 Yeah.
01:14:38.700 And it's the same microcosm for the trans people where the trans people say, oh, we're
01:14:42.880 under attack.
01:14:43.480 Everyone's killing us, but they're actually killing themselves.
01:14:45.760 It's like the same exact thing where it's like, there's racism, all this racism.
01:14:49.740 This is, this is, uh, what's it called?
01:14:52.320 Uh, the type of racism systemic systemic.
01:14:55.460 This is systemic racism.
01:14:56.840 Oh, this is the perfect proof.
01:14:58.220 We got them.
01:14:58.760 And it's like, not only is it not racist, it's actually the opposite.
01:15:03.240 It's black people are stealing these products.
01:15:05.320 Yes.
01:15:05.700 So you're saying, oh, Walmart, they're going out of their way and they're being racist.
01:15:08.360 And coming against black people because they're racist.
01:15:10.980 And it's like, you actually are telling the truth, but you don't realize it.
01:15:15.000 Black people are stealing these products and now we're putting security tags on them.
01:15:18.960 So it's like, not only is it not racist, it's the opposite.
01:15:21.520 Actually, Walmart's the victim.
01:15:22.860 They're the ones who are having things stolen from them.
01:15:24.720 So it's like you, you're close, but you have it entirely backwards.
01:15:28.220 Yeah.
01:15:28.620 And, uh, that seems to be a problem with a lot of them and they'll use that.
01:15:32.920 They'll say that's systemic racism.
01:15:34.200 And then somebody goes, saw systemic racism today with zero critical thinking.
01:15:38.360 And this is why like the low IQ people are some of the most loud on this type of stuff.
01:15:43.700 They don't understand the chicken came way before the egg and they're thinking, oh, the
01:15:48.780 egg, that's racist against us.
01:15:51.040 Like, I don't, it's really, it's, it's pretty pathetic.
01:15:54.320 Like, uh, logically speaking, like you're, you're incoherent.
01:15:57.600 You just proved how incoherent you are by bringing this up.
01:16:01.360 It's a, it's actually more embarrassing.
01:16:03.080 Yeah, exactly.
01:16:04.180 It's like, you think you're calling out racism, but you're actually exposing yourself for not
01:16:07.880 being a critical thinker.
01:16:09.020 Yeah.
01:16:09.560 Um, there was a tweet too, where they try to make it political.
01:16:11.660 This is because of the Walmart was in Kentucky.
01:16:13.380 Yeah.
01:16:14.120 This is Sue, who's probably a fucking bot goes, what do you expect from a state that
01:16:18.540 keeps sending McConnell and Rand back to the Senate?
01:16:21.040 And then somebody else goes, goes with a gay flag in their thing goes, uh, what would,
01:16:26.120 what would the South be without its beloved racism?
01:16:28.280 It's basically their entire identity and has been for close to 300 years to the people who
01:16:32.760 live there that don't identify, get out as soon as you can.
01:16:35.560 Nothing flourishes there.
01:16:36.820 Nothing flourishes in the South.
01:16:38.280 Just like, so brain dead.
01:16:40.800 And then the same urban type, like leftists will say, hmm, who's reading rate?
01:16:46.440 Check out the education system in Mississippi and Alabama.
01:16:49.480 And it's like, well, who do you think drives those numbers down?
01:16:53.060 Who do you think is the population that can't read in Mississippi?
01:16:56.720 Yeah.
01:16:57.400 You think it's a white kids?
01:16:59.340 It's true.
01:17:00.620 It's not.
01:17:01.340 It's not.
01:17:02.260 So.
01:17:02.920 Yep.
01:17:03.220 And the obesity too.
01:17:04.860 Oh, the South is so fat.
01:17:06.100 There's so much obesity.
01:17:06.940 Who do you think is so fat?
01:17:09.800 It's both.
01:17:10.780 There are a lot of fat white people, but there's a lot of fat others.
01:17:15.120 There's a lot of fat others as well.
01:17:16.820 That is all I'll say.
01:17:17.720 So again, it's accidental self-snitching, accidental self-snitching while playing victim is hilarious.
01:17:23.880 Yeah.
01:17:24.240 Playing victim.
01:17:25.020 That's the key.
01:17:25.840 You're playing victim and you're accusing Walmart of something, but what you're not realizing
01:17:29.900 is the victims you think you're defending stole from Walmart.
01:17:35.220 It's too good.
01:17:35.980 And Walmart's just trying to protect their business.
01:17:38.180 Yeah.
01:17:38.360 And it's like, it's not even a race thing.
01:17:39.820 They don't even want to get involved.
01:17:40.680 And now you're going out of your way.
01:17:41.760 And it's just like, at the end of your research and at the end of your data, you're hopefully
01:17:46.860 going to find out you were 100% 180 wrong.
01:17:50.020 You think there's anything locked up behind glass in Japan?
01:17:53.360 No.
01:17:53.900 There's probably not any people working there.
01:17:55.040 You probably just put money.
01:17:56.060 It's a trust system.
01:17:58.100 It's like Martha's Vineyard.
01:17:59.100 Martha's Vineyard has that.
01:18:00.220 You go to a bakery and there's just no one there.
01:18:03.000 It's an open door and it's like, oh, pies are $20 and here's the bowl full of money
01:18:07.380 and there's just $50, $20 bills in it.
01:18:10.140 And you come in and just buy it yourself and walk out.
01:18:12.880 That's high trust.
01:18:13.900 High trust society.
01:18:15.200 All right.
01:18:15.660 We're still in Urban Decay.
01:18:17.160 The guy gets shot with the taser.
01:18:19.400 Yeah.
01:18:19.540 This is kind of a Fleckus move.
01:18:21.140 Yeah.
01:18:21.320 This is smart.
01:18:22.260 This is a smart criminal.
01:18:23.180 So, he gets shot by the taser.
01:18:29.820 Oh, my God.
01:18:31.020 Oh, my God.
01:18:32.180 Oh, my God.
01:18:33.760 Smart, though.
01:18:36.840 So, he got shot by the taser.
01:18:38.660 He pretended to get tased and started doing like the stiff body.
01:18:42.260 The incapacitated taser.
01:18:43.560 And the cop got close and then he, boom, popped up and got out of there.
01:18:47.020 So, this guy has a plan.
01:18:48.300 This guy's got rules.
01:18:49.780 He's a smart criminal.
01:18:51.060 Yeah.
01:18:51.280 That's an above average criminal.
01:18:52.560 Let him out.
01:18:53.100 No bail.
01:18:54.020 Well, it's already going to be no bail.
01:18:56.740 Assaulting a cop, no bail.
01:18:58.040 But I like the thinking.
01:18:59.400 Thinking is very important here on the show.
01:19:01.960 I think I may have even told podcast listeners in the past.
01:19:04.620 If you're ever getting choked out and someone's got you in like a headlock and it's pretty deep and you're going to get passed out,
01:19:10.300 you might as well pass out five seconds earlier and fake it and just pretend and go flat and go limp and just whatever.
01:19:16.380 Let them drop you and then you're still awake and you get out.
01:19:19.620 Absolutely.
01:19:20.220 That's like a little similar situation there.
01:19:22.300 It's a similar way to think about it.
01:19:23.840 All right.
01:19:25.780 Next, the laundromat encounter.
01:19:28.640 Yeah.
01:19:28.800 This was also Nashville.
01:19:30.180 This guy was randomly attacking people.
01:19:34.100 I'd say based on race.
01:19:35.860 It's a young black man who goes into the laundromat.
01:19:38.260 Check this out.
01:19:40.260 Walks up.
01:19:41.000 Dad with his young kid.
01:19:42.800 Dink.
01:19:43.560 Dink.
01:19:44.920 Dink.
01:19:45.360 Forehead shots.
01:19:48.300 Body shot.
01:19:50.060 Boom, boom, boom.
01:19:51.240 Keep beating him while he's down.
01:19:53.280 Random attack.
01:19:54.780 Random.
01:19:55.400 That's why you got to carry everywhere you go.
01:19:57.040 Random attack.
01:19:58.400 That's why we're on high alert.
01:19:59.800 Yeah, exactly.
01:20:01.320 You got to carry everywhere you go.
01:20:02.880 Especially if you have a kid.
01:20:04.000 If you have a kid, you can't not carry everywhere you go.
01:20:07.540 And this is another one of those things where, look at this guy walk up.
01:20:11.660 Skinny black guy and all black in a hoodie.
01:20:14.900 And you haven't even turned around yet to kind of like face the threat.
01:20:18.300 You know those kind of Andrew Tate-isms where it's like, I always face with my front to
01:20:24.760 the door.
01:20:25.520 Or like, you know, those kind of things that go hard-o where you're like, I don't really
01:20:29.140 need that.
01:20:29.940 You actually do.
01:20:31.200 Those are not, that's not bad advice.
01:20:33.760 Always face the door.
01:20:35.320 Never like turn your back on, especially in a laundromat.
01:20:39.220 Laundromat is not exactly the highest society, right?
01:20:42.120 It's people who don't have a washer and dryer in their house.
01:20:45.340 It's a high alert zone.
01:20:46.580 It's a high alert zone, right?
01:20:47.680 And so those types of things, this guy's arms crossed, facing away from the door and
01:20:55.120 look what happened to him.
01:20:56.240 So, you know, head on a swivel, I'd rather be slightly racist and be like this secret
01:20:59.960 to secret service pose, then get bashed with a club six times in front of my five-year-old.
01:21:07.300 Yeah.
01:21:07.620 Last clip of Urban Decay, the girl got punched at the March Madness game.
01:21:11.680 This is one where you'd think you wouldn't get punched.
01:21:17.680 You know, the laundromat people, the laundromat don't have money.
01:21:20.840 Maybe you run into someone there who would beat you up.
01:21:24.260 But at the March Madness game in front of everybody, you'd think you wouldn't get punched,
01:21:28.380 you know?
01:21:29.500 Yeah.
01:21:29.960 Doing the high five line.
01:21:32.380 And what?
01:21:33.180 I'm a little mad at you.
01:21:34.780 No, it's just a game.
01:21:35.600 It's just a game.
01:21:36.380 It's not that big of a deal.
01:21:37.800 Oh, I'm from Memphis.
01:21:38.520 Oh, I'll punch you.
01:21:39.460 I go to Memphis.
01:21:40.860 I'll punch you.
01:21:42.200 Punch the girl.
01:21:43.100 You know it's on camera.
01:21:44.680 You know people are going to see it.
01:21:46.960 It's real Spirit Airlines behavior.
01:21:48.660 Yeah.
01:21:49.120 And you swung.
01:21:50.220 And it's like, you know, it's funny.
01:21:51.680 If you were smart, you probably could have like picked her pretty hard in the game.
01:21:55.440 Yeah.
01:21:55.720 You could have like done something a little sketchy that was kind of borderline.
01:21:58.620 But no, you had to punch someone.
01:22:00.600 After the game, in front of everyone, on camera, on TV.
01:22:04.020 So, smart criminal, taser guy, dumb criminal, March Madness puncher.
01:22:08.200 Yeah.
01:22:08.440 And I think they charged her with assault.
01:22:10.200 Good.
01:22:10.760 Go to jail for that.
01:22:11.720 Yeah.
01:22:12.360 All right.
01:22:12.840 We're in Uplifting Gold.
01:22:13.780 Or at least get something on your record so next time you really go to jail.
01:22:17.500 Yeah.
01:22:18.520 But they'll let her go.
01:22:19.840 All right.
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01:22:44.220 Do you know how people are doing pranks these days?
01:22:46.980 Mm-hmm.
01:22:47.520 There's all these people doing pranks at Home Depot.
01:22:49.720 I've seen ones.
01:22:50.200 They throw things at you or they hit you with a thing.
01:22:52.520 Yeah.
01:22:53.160 There's these pranks.
01:22:54.140 There's a level to them that I don't really like where they're actually touching people
01:22:57.800 or shouting in your ear or doing a horn right near you.
01:23:01.760 And if you're an older person, it's very disrespectful.
01:23:04.260 Of course.
01:23:04.680 So, there's two pranks here where the person dealing, the person getting pranked had a
01:23:10.560 reaction, which is like an admirable reaction.
01:23:14.340 So, let's go to the first one, the guy who's a veteran.
01:23:15.960 Hey, bitch-ass nigga, hand me that real fast.
01:23:22.320 He thinks he's getting robbed or something.
01:23:23.780 You talking to me?
01:23:25.180 I say, hey, my brother, can you hand me that real fast, bro?
01:23:27.160 No, man, you talking to me?
01:23:28.700 You talking to me?
01:23:29.880 A veteran?
01:23:31.100 I'm a motherfucking 100% disabled veteran.
01:23:34.020 United States Navy.
01:23:35.480 Man, you talking to me like that?
01:23:37.620 You know who you talking to, motherfucker?
01:23:39.800 Wasn't that so good?
01:23:40.980 Yeah.
01:23:41.380 I love it.
01:23:41.860 And that's what it is.
01:23:42.520 You're doing some stupid prank for TikTok and you're just disrespecting some...
01:23:45.940 middle-aged man who's a veteran?
01:23:47.940 Mm-hmm.
01:23:48.860 Disabled veteran?
01:23:49.920 Yeah.
01:23:50.300 Talking to him?
01:23:51.620 And then go to the next one.
01:23:52.900 The guy doesn't play that shit.
01:23:57.940 Why are you slapping my ass like that?
01:23:59.640 Go play with somebody else.
01:24:01.320 Go play with somebody else.
01:24:02.820 Who slapped my ass?
01:24:03.720 I don't give a fuck, but go play with somebody else.
01:24:06.060 Go play with somebody else.
01:24:08.800 You still slapped my booty?
01:24:10.380 You want me to snuck your ass off?
01:24:11.840 You slapped my booty?
01:24:12.760 Go play with somebody.
01:24:14.600 You probably chill.
01:24:15.940 Oh, y'all go play with somebody else.
01:24:18.220 So go play with somebody else.
01:24:19.700 That's the right way to handle it.
01:24:20.980 Yeah.
01:24:21.240 If I'm ever getting pranked in public or I'm ever getting pranked for a TikTok, you're not
01:24:25.820 going to get the reaction you want.
01:24:27.980 Well, both of these reactions might be evidence to the contrary, actually.
01:24:32.820 Do you think they want that reaction?
01:24:34.020 We're talking about it on the show.
01:24:36.180 Yeah.
01:24:36.640 Right?
01:24:37.020 You know, maybe it went a little more viral.
01:24:38.100 I think the prankers lost.
01:24:40.120 Like, those are the ones where it's like, yeah, I had to break character.
01:24:43.680 I had to stop the prank.
01:24:44.900 And like, if it escalated, I would have got my ass beat.
01:24:46.540 Yeah.
01:24:46.720 This guy is willing to cause a scene in Walmart.
01:24:48.840 It's a hundred percent Navy veteran, a hundred percent disabled Navy veteran.
01:24:51.900 It's like, well, all right, all right.
01:24:52.940 It's just a prank.
01:24:53.420 It's just a prank.
01:24:54.040 Yeah.
01:24:54.260 We'll go get someone else.
01:24:55.900 All right.
01:24:56.460 Let's do the parrot, the gaslighting parrot.
01:24:59.080 This parrot's trying to bite this lady's toes.
01:25:02.000 Come here.
01:25:03.300 Come on.
01:25:04.280 I'm right here.
01:25:05.320 Come here.
01:25:06.460 Come on.
01:25:06.980 This is as close as I'm going to get, baby.
01:25:08.820 Come here.
01:25:09.520 I think you're going to bite my toes.
01:25:11.820 No.
01:25:13.380 I'm not going to hurt you.
01:25:14.940 Oh, my gosh.
01:25:15.860 You're so stupid.
01:25:16.540 Come here.
01:25:17.200 Uh-uh.
01:25:17.720 I don't know.
01:25:18.360 Come here.
01:25:19.200 Come on.
01:25:19.740 You're just so strong.
01:25:20.660 Come here.
01:25:21.420 You're so strong.
01:25:23.340 What's better?
01:25:24.640 I don't want you to bite me.
01:25:26.440 No.
01:25:27.480 I'm not going to hurt you.
01:25:29.140 Oh.
01:25:30.280 Oh.
01:25:30.880 Oh, my gosh.
01:25:31.900 You're so sweet.
01:25:33.220 No, baby.
01:25:35.160 What's wrong, darling?
01:25:37.520 Nothing.
01:25:37.900 I love you.
01:25:39.140 I just said, I think we just need some time before we do that, okay?
01:25:43.840 See, that's why.
01:25:45.820 What's the matter?
01:25:47.040 I still think you're going to bite me.
01:25:50.460 I'm sorry.
01:25:51.360 Look at that.
01:25:52.120 See?
01:25:54.360 That's why.
01:25:55.860 See?
01:25:56.940 You scared me.
01:25:58.460 You tried to hurt me.
01:26:01.480 I'm not going to hurt you.
01:26:02.960 But you tried to hurt me.
01:26:04.400 This is crazy.
01:26:05.580 Isn't that a lot of talking?
01:26:07.060 You're going back and forth with the bird.
01:26:08.960 A full conversation.
01:26:10.240 I'm not going to hurt you.
01:26:12.800 You're going to bite me.
01:26:13.800 No, I'm not.
01:26:14.520 That he tries to bite you.
01:26:16.200 Oh, my God.
01:26:17.100 I didn't even know this level happened.
01:26:19.060 I thought they could do, like, ten phrases.
01:26:21.340 I didn't know it was back and forth.
01:26:22.580 I thought they could, like, imitate.
01:26:23.380 They could hear and, like, repeat.
01:26:25.020 That was a full conversation.
01:26:26.700 And I'm pretty sure the bird knew what it was saying and what it was hearing.
01:26:30.820 I kind of respect parrots a lot more now.
01:26:33.040 Yeah.
01:26:33.600 Me too.
01:26:34.120 That's crazy.
01:26:34.860 Me too.
01:26:35.560 Gaslit by a parrot.
01:26:36.640 I'm not going to hurt you.
01:26:37.780 It's going to hurt you.
01:26:38.720 It's trying to get closer.
01:26:40.420 Oh.
01:26:40.540 That was scary, right?
01:26:42.140 Crazy.
01:26:42.820 All right.
01:26:43.160 Next, we're in uplifting, so let's get some uplifting stuff.
01:26:46.080 Okay.
01:26:46.620 The basketball shot.
01:26:55.660 So you might be wondering why is that in uplifting?
01:26:59.700 Equal rights?
01:27:01.400 Well, that's kind of what I'm saying.
01:27:03.300 That stuff, that stuff that that guy did, that block, that's rare.
01:27:08.160 You don't get that a lot in basketball.
01:27:09.460 You do not get to swat a ball like that full.
01:27:11.620 A full LeBron, swat the ball away.
01:27:14.080 So it's like, yeah, it sucks for the kid who shot from the wheelchair,
01:27:17.120 but the kid who did this stuff, that's like a once in a lifetime.
01:27:20.980 That person might never get a block like that in a game again.
01:27:23.180 Yeah, that felt good.
01:27:24.040 That feels real good.
01:27:25.240 That's uplifting.
01:27:26.080 And he jumped, so it's literally uplifting.
01:27:28.280 Boom.
01:27:29.400 All right.
01:27:29.960 Yeah, good.
01:27:30.640 I'm glad we all agree on uplifting.
01:27:32.140 Yeah.
01:27:32.300 And also, the wheelchair girl or guy, whatever, did not get back on defense.
01:27:37.680 Yeah.
01:27:37.940 So, kind of deserved to get blocked.
01:27:40.460 Fast break.
01:27:41.340 Fast break.
01:27:42.280 In the wheelchair.
01:27:42.700 Fast break.
01:27:43.180 Come on.
01:27:43.540 Yeah.
01:27:43.880 So, uplifting for that kid who got the stuff.
01:27:45.900 That's a great block.
01:27:46.780 Yep.
01:27:47.660 All right.
01:27:48.480 The rats fight back against that python.
01:27:51.400 Yeah.
01:27:51.640 I don't know what these are.
01:27:52.420 These might be little marmosets.
01:27:54.580 These might be little-
01:27:55.900 Little prairie dogs.
01:27:56.780 Mongoose, prairie dogs, whatever.
01:27:58.280 But-
01:27:58.400 Little mongooses.
01:27:59.720 Little mongoose.
01:28:00.640 But the snake attacked one of their friends, and they just shred the snake.
01:28:05.740 And now it's murder time.
01:28:07.800 Isn't that great?
01:28:08.940 Yeah.
01:28:09.320 The boys.
01:28:10.600 You and your whole crew got together to fight the demon.
01:28:13.420 And then the snake, it's like, you were-
01:28:14.980 The snake thought he had an easy win.
01:28:17.240 Just an easy eat.
01:28:18.200 Eat one of these little rats.
01:28:19.800 Now, the rat you bit is free, and these little rats want to kill you.
01:28:24.820 Yeah.
01:28:25.020 It's not just, oh, he's free.
01:28:26.160 Let's move on.
01:28:26.960 They're finishing you now.
01:28:28.780 This feels like a metaphor.
01:28:30.480 Yeah.
01:28:31.700 It's a metaphor.
01:28:33.100 Don't-
01:28:33.780 If you're a snake-
01:28:35.780 Don't count your meals before they hatch.
01:28:38.040 Yeah.
01:28:38.500 If there's 30 of them nearby.
01:28:40.260 Don't-
01:28:40.620 Yeah.
01:28:40.900 The metaphor is, don't attack prairie dogs.
01:28:44.440 Whoa.
01:28:45.100 That's the metaphor.
01:28:46.060 Very deep.
01:28:48.000 That's kind of stuff you get when you stay all the way through Uplifting Gold.
01:28:50.960 Yeah.
01:28:51.300 That's so true.
01:28:52.500 That's so true.
01:28:53.200 And that's why we encourage you to join Bonusland.
01:28:54.800 All right.
01:28:55.140 Where to next?
01:28:55.860 The gay song to parents.
01:28:57.720 This physically made me ill.
01:29:00.260 And yeah.
01:29:01.000 This is really quick before we play it.
01:29:03.280 This is actually not even uplifting.
01:29:07.180 This is cringe, but cringe was packed, so I snuck it in.
01:29:15.240 All right, Mom and Dad.
01:29:16.400 If I was gay, would I be what they say?
01:29:19.580 Just a stereotype.
01:29:21.440 If I was gay, how do I get to heaven?
01:29:25.900 When there's no church in the wild?
01:29:28.900 Try to be honest, but honestly I can't.
01:29:33.020 No, I can't.
01:29:35.240 Yeah.
01:29:35.640 With your dad's hand.
01:29:36.500 The same way, is this not the same thing?
01:29:39.420 The same thing.
01:29:41.360 I'm never kissed a boy, but I like the way it feels.
01:29:45.140 Picture it his face and I'll lose a piece of me.
01:29:48.680 Play me on the classic love songs I repeat.
01:29:52.060 None of them talk about what I feel.
01:29:55.600 It feels very nice.
01:30:08.060 Let's do what your dad did in Marriott.
01:30:09.840 Be gay and marry a lady.
01:30:11.280 The dad's like 6'5", strong jaw.
01:30:13.860 These guys are like Norwegian stock or something.
01:30:16.400 It's Andres.
01:30:17.580 And it's like just singing about twink shit.
01:30:20.160 And you know what?
01:30:21.400 We've talked about this before a lot, but like those lyrics, they're not very subtle.
01:30:27.880 Heavy-handed lyrics.
01:30:29.520 If I was gay and listening to love songs, would I go to heaven?
01:30:35.400 It's like, Jesus, dude, subtlety.
01:30:37.780 You know, especially in songwriting, subtlety is your friend, right?
01:30:40.520 Some of the best songs on earth have like two meanings or like it's kind of vague and
01:30:45.540 you're like looking up the lyrics like, what did he mean by this?
01:30:47.600 What does it mean?
01:30:48.060 What does it mean by, I'm gay and I kissed a boy?
01:30:51.840 It's like, what does that mean?
01:30:53.740 Bruh.
01:30:53.960 What's he trying to tell his dad?
01:30:55.100 Yeah.
01:30:55.680 I'm gay.
01:30:56.520 Do I go to heaven if I'm gay?
01:30:58.060 I'm going to kiss a guy.
01:30:59.020 I think about love songs.
01:30:59.880 I think of guys.
01:31:01.000 It's like, oh man.
01:31:02.460 Well, not much imagination left for the song.
01:31:04.940 Yeah.
01:31:05.340 Guess you just told me everything you needed to tell me.
01:31:07.640 Yeah.
01:31:08.120 Pretty heavy-handed.
01:31:09.180 Heavy-handed shit.
01:31:10.180 So songwriters out there, take notes, right?
01:31:12.120 Yeah, for sure.
01:31:13.220 Take notes if you're a songwriter.
01:31:15.180 Poor dad.
01:31:16.140 Yeah, that's rough.
01:31:17.500 Next, the male powerlifter beats the female record held by a trans person.
01:31:21.880 Yeah, this is good uplifting gold.
01:31:23.220 So basically a male powerlifting coach self-identified as a woman briefly and broke a women's bench
01:31:28.980 press record in protests in front of the tranny who held the record, right?
01:31:34.880 So there's already a man who had the record and goes, hmm, that's mine.
01:31:38.540 And then this powerlifting coach goes, nope.
01:31:41.600 Here he is getting his lift.
01:31:46.640 Yep.
01:31:47.800 Yep.
01:31:48.440 Loaded up.
01:31:49.200 Loaded up for Avi Silverberg.
01:31:51.440 Women's bench only open.
01:31:53.940 Plus 84.
01:31:55.200 So it's over, I guess, 84 kilograms.
01:32:00.140 Do it, Avi.
01:32:01.720 Yep.
01:32:02.760 Here he goes.
01:32:04.060 He's under the bench.
01:32:07.960 Lift.
01:32:08.520 Lift.
01:32:08.600 The hero's classic.
01:32:14.400 This guy's a hero.
01:32:16.020 Easy.
01:32:16.840 Could have added weight.
01:32:19.280 Shattered it.
01:32:20.640 So for that, so it's like a new asterisk.
01:32:22.440 Like for women's records, it's an asterisk when it's a trans person who holds it.
01:32:26.120 Yeah.
01:32:26.320 And then the second asterisk now, a secondary asterisk is a man defending against a trans person
01:32:32.860 who holds the record.
01:32:33.600 Exactly.
01:32:34.300 Just shattering someone's record just to do it.
01:32:37.220 To protest the man.
01:32:38.180 Well, because it's like, if you're going to eat that kid's candy, then nobody's having
01:32:43.880 candy.
01:32:44.560 You know what I mean?
01:32:45.160 It's kind of like a rug pull from the fake world.
01:32:48.480 Yeah.
01:32:48.840 And I love it, you know?
01:32:50.040 I like it too.
01:32:51.900 He's defending against trans people with another asterisk.
01:32:57.060 But either way, ladies, say goodbye to your records.
01:33:00.680 Oh, and this is kind of like a placeholder until women really stand up for themselves,
01:33:04.420 right?
01:33:04.900 Right now, it's like a few, you know, the cycling woman on Tucker, the swimming girl,
01:33:09.460 Riley Gaines, who's going, who's becoming outspoken.
01:33:12.260 And it's like, until you reach that critical mass, we'll just have swole dudes shatter
01:33:16.320 these trans records.
01:33:17.940 So yeah, we'll help you out.
01:33:18.780 We'll be the placeholder until you guys get your shit together, right?
01:33:21.300 Yeah.
01:33:21.700 We'll keep back the trans people until you guys organize.
01:33:25.800 All right, let's move on.
01:33:26.920 We have a couple of clips left.
01:33:28.540 We're running out of time.
01:33:29.640 The spring break KO.
01:33:31.880 This is just good old-fashioned fun.
01:33:34.280 Boxing gloves on the beach.
01:33:36.160 You're asleep.
01:33:36.880 Sleep.
01:33:37.840 Say goodnight.
01:33:38.640 Good old-fashioned spring break.
01:33:40.060 Oh, and the minorities come in and film you when you're down.
01:33:43.160 There you go.
01:33:44.360 Uplifting.
01:33:44.860 Does he need help?
01:33:45.700 No, let's, what's that movie?
01:33:47.740 Nightcrawler.
01:33:48.200 Yeah.
01:33:48.640 Let's Nightcrawler.
01:33:50.480 You came and breathed, breathing in sand.
01:33:52.380 Did everyone go in?
01:33:53.000 Oh!
01:33:55.100 All right.
01:33:56.060 Black China.
01:33:57.400 Black China found God and got her Baphomet tattoo removed and deleted her OnlyFans.
01:34:02.660 Yeah.
01:34:03.040 Thank you, God, for saving me.
01:34:04.160 Removing this Baphomet tattoo.
01:34:05.540 I'm sending all this energy back to the owner.
01:34:07.960 Full name, Baphomet.
01:34:08.920 Alias, Satan, the devil.
01:34:10.020 Maphomet, blah, blah, blah.
01:34:11.380 Origin.
01:34:12.140 Demonology.
01:34:12.540 So, basically, Black China says she found God.
01:34:17.800 She got her devil tattoo removed.
01:34:19.660 She deleted her OnlyFans.
01:34:21.000 And now she believes in Jesus.
01:34:22.860 I don't really, I know you say this is uplifting gold and we kind of had a discussion before this.
01:34:26.720 I don't really believe you.
01:34:28.340 I believe her.
01:34:28.980 You know, and your point is good.
01:34:31.140 You're like, redemption arc, whatever.
01:34:32.920 But if you can do such a full 180, again, it's like you had a Baphomet tattoo.
01:34:38.620 At no point during that process where you're like, maybe I shouldn't.
01:34:41.960 Maybe there's some little piece of faith in me.
01:34:44.460 It's kind of dark, you know?
01:34:45.640 It is dark.
01:34:46.520 And it's Black China.
01:34:47.140 It's like a whore for publicity, right?
01:34:49.160 Yeah.
01:34:49.400 And a literal.
01:34:50.400 Who probably sold her soul.
01:34:51.860 Yeah.
01:34:52.220 Tried to get a Kardashian kid and stuff like that, right?
01:34:54.760 Isn't that the person?
01:34:55.680 Yeah.
01:34:56.340 So, the history, her track record isn't great.
01:34:58.780 I believe in redemption arc and anyone can be saved no matter how bad you are.
01:35:03.520 So, we can, you know, disagree a little bit.
01:35:06.360 Yeah, I don't think it's, I don't think she's doing it for publicity.
01:35:09.140 Well, it is public, right?
01:35:10.560 It's a post.
01:35:10.780 But it's like, you wouldn't delete your OnlyFans if you're making a million bucks a month or
01:35:14.260 whatever on OnlyFans.
01:35:15.480 Just, you know, you're not going to make more money from doing, you know?
01:35:18.440 Like, she is making changes that are indicative of, like, a changed heart in my mind.
01:35:22.820 That's true.
01:35:23.280 It wasn't just a tattoo removal and a whatever.
01:35:25.460 Well, I hope she is.
01:35:26.400 I hope she is.
01:35:27.220 You know, we don't fully know.
01:35:28.640 I do, too.
01:35:29.580 There's a redemption for everybody.
01:35:31.020 I hope, but I'm kind of at that.
01:35:33.200 Trust, but verify.
01:35:35.040 Trust, but verify.
01:35:35.600 And I'm, the verification process hasn't fully been closed yet.
01:35:39.120 You know what I mean?
01:35:39.860 All right.
01:35:40.160 Two clips left.
01:35:41.060 This one, girl gets the book she likes when she's checking out.
01:35:44.020 This is nice.
01:35:48.820 Bedtime creatures?
01:35:51.600 Thank you.
01:35:54.000 Did you forget to be my bedtime creature?
01:35:57.980 Isn't that nice?
01:35:58.960 The kid's checking out all the books she's going to get, and she's excited about bedtime creatures.
01:36:03.660 That's good.
01:36:04.660 That's real good.
01:36:05.360 That's pure Americana.
01:36:06.260 Read to your kids.
01:36:07.040 Talk to your kids.
01:36:07.940 Make sure they're developing cognitively, and they'll be happy.
01:36:10.680 And look at how happy this girl is.
01:36:12.140 She knows how to work to register.
01:36:13.440 She's learning how to read.
01:36:14.520 She knows how to read at a young age.
01:36:15.960 Reading is important.
01:36:16.920 It's so important.
01:36:18.200 That's uplifting.
01:36:19.120 Yep.
01:36:19.760 All right.
01:36:20.260 Last clip.
01:36:21.080 The kid gets picked up from school on the horse.
01:36:23.800 We'll end the episode there.
01:36:25.260 Everyone thinks it's cool.
01:36:29.720 Mom came to school with the horse for her.
01:36:33.640 Come on, let's go.
01:36:34.520 Isn't that nice?
01:36:35.520 That's great.
01:36:36.100 That's a flex.
01:36:37.240 Pure Americana.
01:36:38.280 Pure Americana.
01:36:39.280 That's the end of the episode.
01:36:40.400 That's the end of Uplifting Gold.
01:36:41.160 Thank you guys for watching.
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01:36:49.340 Before we go, we do have a shout out from a fan of the show.
01:36:53.020 Shout out to Sarah and her fiance.
01:36:56.020 They are 19 years old.
01:36:57.660 They're already engaged to be married.
01:36:59.360 And Sarah, they live in Canada.
01:37:01.920 Sarah has a pretty cool hobby where she does like needlepoint or like stitching.
01:37:06.400 Or crochet.
01:37:07.660 I don't know what it's called.
01:37:09.060 We have a picture of it here.
01:37:11.220 She said that this one took her 25 hours.
01:37:14.440 It has 17,000 stitches and it's only two-thirds done.
01:37:19.200 That is very cool.
01:37:20.620 You guys get based mugs.
01:37:22.100 DM me your address.
01:37:23.180 We'll send you guys some based mugs.
01:37:24.620 Thank you for being fans of the show.
01:37:26.220 Thank you for doing uplifting things and being nice.
01:37:29.040 Nice people in society.
01:37:30.620 Yep.
01:37:31.000 It's a nice little hobby.
01:37:31.840 You're engaged.
01:37:32.420 You're 19 and you do a little crochet for hours and hours.
01:37:36.080 That's lovely.
01:37:36.700 Good to know that the good stuff in America and the world in the West
01:37:40.260 is not gone just yet.
01:37:42.240 Thank you guys for watching.
01:37:43.560 We'll see you at the next one.
01:37:44.560 We'll be right back.