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00:00:30.000 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Socks, the podcast, episode 74.

00:00:34.280 Today on the show, the teachers get beat up by the students again

00:00:37.340 in this week's Urban Decay.

00:00:38.880 Then a racist subway rider harasses a family.

00:00:42.420 We'll tell you what to do in the same situation.

00:00:44.840 Then a woman gets called out in cringe of the week

00:00:47.760 for not seasoning her food correctly.

00:00:49.660 We'll tell you who's actually in the right and who's actually in the wrong.

00:00:52.760 Then we cover the Trump DeSantis drama.

00:00:55.100 And last but not least, the LGBTs continue to prove

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00:02:40.100 One for one in the intro.

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00:02:42.880 Not a true one for one for the first time in history.

00:02:45.560 First time in history.

00:02:46.560 Not a true one for one.

00:02:47.520 I botched it a few times.

00:02:49.460 Episode 74.

00:02:50.660 It's the Cook episode.

00:02:51.940 Nice.

00:02:52.300 Number 74.

00:02:53.200 The right guard to play right next to me for all those years.

00:02:55.140 Yep.

00:02:55.420 You guys remember Cook, right?

00:02:56.440 I remember him.

00:02:57.500 Yeah, of course.

00:02:58.240 Just going to merge all my realities.

00:02:59.880 Really Truman show this thing.

00:03:01.220 Yep.

00:03:01.660 All right.

00:03:02.180 What's causing heart attacks and blood clots this week?

00:03:04.700 I'm taking my hat off.

00:03:07.860 I had the full Domino's fit.

00:03:09.920 Nice.

00:03:10.320 You notice that?

00:03:10.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:11.460 Good stuff.

00:03:12.180 That ain't nothing, guys.

00:03:13.160 Yeah.

00:03:13.640 It's bold of you to put on a hat right before you get on a camera for a podcast and just hope

00:03:17.480 for the best on the hair.

00:03:18.700 Yeah.

00:03:18.920 I don't really do hair stuff.

00:03:20.300 And are we acknowledging the beard trim?

00:03:22.320 Yeah.

00:03:22.740 And I trimmed the beard down big time.

00:03:24.840 I don't know how it got that bad.

00:03:27.220 No one even was commenting like, yo, Fleckus, you look schizophrenic.

00:03:30.440 Yo, Fleckus, you look homeless.

00:03:32.000 Yo, you look like the painting a schizophrenic makes of himself when he's at the throes of

00:03:35.480 schizophrenia, you know?

00:03:36.840 Yeah.

00:03:37.140 Those wide hairs.

00:03:38.340 Guys, it can't get that bad ever again.

00:03:40.000 What are you talking about?

00:03:40.860 Like, why at least tell me to trim the sides?

00:03:43.320 Yeah.

00:03:43.520 This is like the gyro meat situation all over again.

00:03:45.720 Nobody warned us.

00:03:46.740 Nobody told us.

00:03:47.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:48.280 No one tells us and you become 300 pounds and then you go, hey, I was talking about

00:03:54.040 like bulk order gyro meat.

00:03:55.420 No one, no one stopped me.

00:03:56.560 Come on.

00:03:57.240 We had to trim the hair.

00:03:58.560 It looks a lot better this way.

00:04:00.120 Yep.

00:04:00.520 The beard is short.

00:04:01.480 All right.

00:04:01.760 Heart attacks and blood clots this week.

00:04:04.300 Presenting the weather on the local news.

00:04:07.140 That'll do it.

00:04:08.620 Who is ready for some sunshine?

00:04:10.780 I know I am.

00:04:12.360 Let's start off with a check of your next weather with meteorologist Alyssa Carlson.

00:04:15.860 She joins us live in the studio.

00:04:17.340 Alyssa, this really is the calm before the storm.

00:04:20.620 Not again.

00:04:21.920 No.

00:04:22.220 Oh my gosh.

00:04:22.900 Oh.

00:04:23.200 You know, we're going to go ahead and go to break right now.

00:04:25.920 Let's go to break.

00:04:26.660 Yeah.

00:04:26.920 Let's go to break.

00:04:27.980 Man, that's got to be tough.

00:04:29.020 If you're that weather woman and you're like, oh, I'm not feeling good.

00:04:31.000 They're about to cut to me.

00:04:32.460 Doink.

00:04:32.880 They need to have like a symbol for like, get me out.

00:04:35.520 Yeah.

00:04:35.900 That was sad.

00:04:36.740 I'm not even laughing at her that I hope she feels better.

00:04:38.860 And I don't even know if it was routine related.

00:04:41.660 Some 4chan types did show some evidence of her saying that she was vaccinated and boosted.

00:04:48.360 So take that for what it's worth.

00:04:50.260 Right, guys?

00:04:50.580 That'll do it.

00:04:51.620 Do we want to talk about the other headline?

00:04:53.740 Myocarditis cases increased over 130% in the military.

00:04:58.200 Oh, yeah.

00:04:58.820 So that happened.

00:05:00.340 That could have been from anything, though.

00:05:01.620 Yeah.

00:05:02.320 We may never know.

00:05:03.400 Who knows what that's from?

00:05:04.380 But there's been some people fighting about the lockdowns and the vaccine, stuff like that.

00:05:11.280 There was a Joe Walsh tweet where he was fighting with somebody.

00:05:14.620 What does his tweet say?

00:05:15.780 Joe Walsh goes, just so I'm clear.

00:05:17.920 And Joe Walsh is a famous rhino, if you guys don't know that.

00:05:20.400 He like says he's Republican, but he'll bash Trump at every turn.

00:05:23.320 He's the worst.

00:05:23.800 But he goes, just so I'm clear, you believe that during COVID, scientists and healthcare

00:05:27.880 officials purposely fucked with our lives?

00:05:30.040 You believe they purposely tried to make things worse for us?

00:05:32.900 And Pedro L. Gonzalez just goes, yes.

00:05:36.340 Yes, Joe.

00:05:37.340 By a lot.

00:05:38.260 By a mile.

00:05:39.560 They closed down beaches.

00:05:40.560 They filled sand in the skate parks.

00:05:42.920 Yes, Joe.

00:05:44.140 That's exactly what happened.

00:05:45.880 Imagine.

00:05:46.380 It's like I would reply to that and be like, you believe that they did it?

00:05:49.320 Write all those things over again.

00:05:50.460 You believe that they didn't do that?

00:05:51.480 Just so I'm clear.

00:05:52.440 Just so we're clear.

00:05:53.520 They'll get you on the record.

00:05:54.880 So, yeah, that's the heart attacks and blood clots this week.

00:05:58.160 Presenting the news.

00:05:59.300 Feel bad for that lady.

00:06:00.200 Hope she's feeling better.

00:06:01.880 We're not making fun of what happened to her.

00:06:03.640 We're just pointing it out.

00:06:04.820 Yeah.

00:06:05.040 Just it's a many such cases type scenario here.

00:06:07.600 There's a lot of situations where people who get certain shots of certain things and

00:06:11.700 then they go, you know?

00:06:14.080 Yeah.

00:06:14.500 And that's just what happens.

00:06:15.640 And we show it on the show.

00:06:16.840 I won't go boom because I don't have the vaccine.

00:06:19.640 It would be from just a massive food-related heart attack if you were to go down.

00:06:24.020 If I were to go down, you know it's not vaccine-related.

00:06:27.900 It's self-inflicted.

00:06:28.820 It's self-inflicted.

00:06:29.820 All right.

00:06:30.180 Let's get into some action.

00:06:31.240 We have some good doppelgangers.

00:06:32.340 We've been doing doppelgangers a lot.

00:06:33.640 People love the doppelgangers.

00:06:35.460 But it's also, you know...

00:06:37.160 It's running its course almost.

00:06:38.400 We're towards the end.

00:06:39.460 You can't just keep doing a bit over and over again.

00:06:41.880 But when you have good doppels, you can't leave them on the table.

00:06:45.320 So my Richard Rapoy doppelgangers are good.

00:06:48.320 I think people send me some.

00:06:49.640 Some of them are just normal people from your guys' lives.

00:06:52.280 Yeah.

00:06:52.780 That's the dangerous part.

00:06:54.600 Mike doesn't want to be featured on the podcast.

00:06:57.540 So we do have some random people that you guys have come across at Winn-Dixie or Walmart

00:07:02.740 or whatever.

00:07:03.400 But this is my first Richard Rapoy doppelganger.

00:07:05.440 That's actually just you.

00:07:06.720 Yep.

00:07:07.220 That's a polo you would wear.

00:07:09.240 Yep.

00:07:09.700 Next, we have DM from somebody showing another person.

00:07:13.680 The theater kid.

00:07:14.640 Theater kid looks exactly like Richard Rapoy right in the middle.

00:07:17.000 Skinny Rapoy.

00:07:17.960 So that shows what I could be.

00:07:19.260 Yeah.

00:07:19.580 Potential Rapoy.

00:07:20.580 What Rapoy could reach for.

00:07:22.940 And then we have this guy, the Antifa guy.

00:07:25.380 Right in the middle, there's Richard.

00:07:26.720 With the bear sweater.

00:07:27.620 Undercover.

00:07:28.460 Yeah.

00:07:28.940 I'm infiltrating, you know.

00:07:30.760 Watch out.

00:07:31.500 The FBI is going to do it.

00:07:32.560 So we got to start doing it too.

00:07:33.940 We got to infiltrate.

00:07:34.840 You got to mold Denver Antifa.

00:07:37.880 All right.

00:07:38.400 Next.

00:07:39.820 Oh, so this is Richard Rapoy on his minibike.

00:07:42.180 You guys remember a few weeks ago, we showed Richard Rapoy wiping out, trying to do a wheelie.

00:07:47.840 Well, this is proof that he can do a wheelie.

00:07:50.080 Here's him doing a wheelie now.

00:07:51.880 So glad we got that settled.

00:07:53.760 Richard Rapoy can do a wheelie.

00:07:56.380 Next, we have this person who's Richard Rapoy as well.

00:08:00.580 Or is that me?

00:08:01.760 I think that's me with a...

00:08:03.920 Oh, no.

00:08:04.340 That's you.

00:08:04.840 That's you.

00:08:05.260 Never mind.

00:08:05.520 That one might be me.

00:08:06.700 All right.

00:08:07.680 Next, we got Richard Rapoy here, dancing at SNL.

00:08:14.740 Pedro Pascal, this guy?

00:08:16.280 Yeah.

00:08:16.640 That's you on the left.

00:08:17.380 You're 5'7", Richard Rapoy.

00:08:19.100 Okay.

00:08:19.560 Fair.

00:08:20.280 That looks exactly like you.

00:08:21.640 Kind of.

00:08:22.280 That guy's like Hispanic, right?

00:08:24.400 You have like the same square head and then the glasses.

00:08:26.900 All right.

00:08:27.160 So it's a shapes thing.

00:08:28.420 It's a shapes thing.

00:08:29.260 Squint your eyes.

00:08:29.920 This one's my personal favorite and most damning, I would say.

00:08:32.740 This is actually you just from, what, a few years ago?

00:08:34.720 Yeah, doing some, what, twink shit?

00:08:36.340 Yeah, you're on your twink shit, repping the Patriots.

00:08:40.800 Richard Rapoy is a patriotic American.

00:08:42.880 There he is.

00:08:43.940 And that's it.

00:08:44.440 Those are my doppels.

00:08:45.240 Those are my doppels.

00:08:46.240 All right.

00:08:46.580 Pretty good.

00:08:47.060 I'll go through yours quick because, you know, like I said, this is a dying bit.

00:08:50.180 Not dying, but, you know.

00:08:51.560 It's on its way out.

00:08:52.460 It's on its way out.

00:08:53.080 So Fleck has started his week.

00:08:54.220 He ate some watermelon.

00:08:55.400 He was just eating some watermelon.

00:08:56.640 Is that from the hangover?

00:08:57.380 That's not even good.

00:08:58.120 Yeah.

00:08:58.440 But the beard and the glasses, I think, and the shaved head.

00:09:01.000 Yeah.

00:09:01.640 Then you started selling houses.

00:09:02.900 So you're in the belly group.

00:09:05.440 Belly group.

00:09:07.140 Double entange.

00:09:09.140 So he started selling houses, but interest rates, they keep hiking them.

00:09:12.160 The bank run's happening.

00:09:13.240 You know, transactions aren't happening as much as they would.

00:09:15.440 So Fleck has sped off on the bike.

00:09:18.400 That's me too.

00:09:19.560 Same clip.

00:09:20.280 Fleck has sped off on the bike to his next money-making venture.

00:09:23.500 He started wrestling.

00:09:24.600 He got back into wrestling.

00:09:25.640 So this is you on the left, clearly.

00:09:29.120 And with the wrestling, you started losing some weight.

00:09:31.120 So you became a better wrestler.

00:09:32.400 You became a better version.

00:09:33.740 That's Wrecking Ball Ligurski, by the way.

00:09:35.460 Is that his name?

00:09:36.160 Yeah.

00:09:36.340 He follows us.

00:09:37.180 Oh, nice.

00:09:37.960 Yeah.

00:09:38.240 Nice.

00:09:38.900 I'm happy.

00:09:39.620 He has a sick name, too.

00:09:40.680 Wrecking Ball Ligurski.

00:09:41.660 I'm happy to be him.

00:09:42.600 Yeah.

00:09:42.760 That's a Polish-type name.

00:09:44.360 Then you got really shredded.

00:09:45.940 Became the Iranian Hulk.

00:09:47.340 That's where I'm at now.

00:09:48.880 No.

00:09:49.540 No.

00:09:50.200 Your week continued on.

00:09:51.980 But, you know, you were working out too much, so you had to drive to your next job.

00:09:55.720 So here's you in the car.

00:09:57.420 There's you driving to your next kind of like role in Adventures.

00:10:00.320 Sick car.

00:10:00.640 Yeah, nice car.

00:10:01.180 You made money from that wrestling.

00:10:02.200 Nice car.

00:10:03.000 Barefoot driving.

00:10:04.700 So then you started, you did all the wrestling stuff, and then you got this cooking show.

00:10:08.620 Oh.

00:10:08.920 You got this food show.

00:10:10.380 So you started getting fat again.

00:10:11.460 You started pigging.

00:10:12.820 Shout out to my agent.

00:10:13.960 Yep, exactly.

00:10:14.940 And it's the 80s synthwave stuff, too.

00:10:17.020 And then that show got canceled, unfortunately, and you started playing poker.

00:10:20.360 I used the winnings from the show to play poker.

00:10:22.780 Exactly.

00:10:23.300 And you started degenerately gambling.

00:10:24.940 You started raising with 10-7 suited.

00:10:27.400 Come on.

00:10:27.660 Against 10-8, I have no shot.

00:10:29.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:30.040 So, oh, well, maybe you do.

00:10:32.640 But anyway, anyway, that was it.

00:10:34.820 Oh, and then I have this last one, this cartoon.

00:10:38.300 Oh, that's just both of us?

00:10:40.060 Yeah, this is some like twink-type shit cartoon.

00:10:42.160 This is like the cartoon that's in your kids' books at the library that you don't want them to have.

00:10:46.300 Yeah.

00:10:47.020 But it's kind of us, so.

00:10:48.660 It's like a daddy-boy relationship.

00:10:50.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:51.600 I'm the daddy.

00:10:52.740 And then last but not least, the AI-generated Fleckus on the way cruising to save America with Jerry.

00:10:58.000 There you go.

00:10:58.860 On the minibike with the American flag.

00:11:00.240 And you're Richard Ratboy.

00:11:01.140 You're the rat on the handlebars.

00:11:03.780 Nice.

00:11:04.460 Yep.

00:11:04.760 That's too fat.

00:11:07.000 And then you ask AI to make a thing about me.

00:11:09.100 It's like, I'm not that fat, AI.

00:11:11.460 So, if I lose weight, is AI going to know I lost weight?

00:11:14.040 You're going to have to tell it.

00:11:15.020 You're going to have to feed some inputs into the AI.

00:11:16.800 So, no.

00:11:18.080 And then AI just collects all data that exists.

00:11:20.180 So, AI, Fleckus is skinny now.

00:11:21.960 Fleckus skinny.

00:11:22.580 AI, Fleckus skinny.

00:11:23.940 Fleckus skinny.

00:11:24.700 Fleckus lost a hunji.

00:11:27.020 No, you got to do the work.

00:11:28.240 You can't just get away with it.

00:11:29.500 You can't just lie to the AI.

00:11:31.200 I just have to do a calorie deficit.

00:11:32.700 But then does AI know I'm doing calorie deficits every day?

00:11:35.280 Not unless you tell him.

00:11:36.460 Not unless you tell him.

00:11:37.440 AI, please stop making these fat images of me.

00:11:40.840 Because I feel like in 10 years, if I said AI, do a Fleckus thing, it's still going to do fat shit.

00:11:45.800 Well, trying to even lose the weight.

00:11:47.660 Yeah.

00:11:48.040 You're looking for a way to skip losing the weight?

00:11:49.880 Good.

00:11:50.900 All right.

00:11:51.460 That's the end of the doppelgangers.

00:11:52.820 That might be the last doppelganger for a while.

00:11:54.720 Unless you guys send us some really compelling stuff that we can't not put on the show.

00:11:59.400 Thank you to everyone who tickled last week's post.

00:12:01.680 Last week's video.

00:12:02.600 Got a lot of comments.

00:12:04.520 Juice the algo.

00:12:05.360 It's very helpful.

00:12:06.340 So, make sure you tickle the post.

00:12:07.480 We got 100,000 views on last week's episode.

00:12:09.740 Yeah.

00:12:09.980 Which is good for us.

00:12:11.220 Yeah.

00:12:11.440 That's great for us.

00:12:12.160 That's a milestone.

00:12:13.320 So, keep tickling.

00:12:14.200 Keep tickling.

00:12:14.780 We like the comments.

00:12:15.700 Anything you can do.

00:12:16.440 Thumbs up.

00:12:17.040 You know, obviously.

00:12:18.040 Thumbs up.

00:12:18.060 A comment.

00:12:18.840 It juices the algo.

00:12:19.920 Yeah.

00:12:20.080 We need it.

00:12:21.160 All right.

00:12:21.620 Let's keep going.

00:12:23.060 The algo can be beaten.

00:12:24.560 Yeah.

00:12:24.760 But it takes an army.

00:12:25.760 It takes an army and hopefully no copyright strikes.

00:12:28.940 Yeah.

00:12:29.680 We got smoked on an NFL clip like a month ago.

00:12:32.720 Yeah.

00:12:33.000 So, we're recovering from that.

00:12:34.720 We have a Trump haul, a follower.

00:12:37.120 We talked about this in Bonusland a couple weeks or last week.

00:12:39.900 But a follower sent in their Trump haul.

00:12:41.940 Look at this, guys.

00:12:43.160 They got the Trump Taj Mahal jackets and some Jordans.

00:12:46.140 They got the Trump Taj Mahal jackets and the Trump Playboy magazine.

00:12:50.820 This is 10 out of 10.

00:12:52.720 I salute you, sir.

00:12:54.280 That's just great stuff.

00:12:56.260 I'm happy to inspire someone to go collect those outfits and wear those.

00:12:59.840 And this guy almost did it better than Fleckes with the Jordans.

00:13:02.240 Yeah.

00:13:02.760 And so, Fleckes saw these pics and he turns to me and he goes, wow, this guy did it better

00:13:07.820 than me?

00:13:08.260 Like, how did I miss this?

00:13:10.000 And he was like, no, no, wait.

00:13:11.980 I left it all out on the field.

00:13:13.520 I bought every 2X thing there was.

00:13:15.280 These are like larges or something.

00:13:16.820 Yeah.

00:13:16.840 For a second, I was questioning myself.

00:13:19.140 But then I realized, what more can you do besides buy every single 2XL there is?

00:13:24.200 I bought pretty much all the sizes I could find.

00:13:26.460 So, it's like, I can't do anything more than that.

00:13:29.060 And I have Jordans that match.

00:13:30.340 So, it's just a matter of taking the photos.

00:13:32.700 Fleckes also is like a longtime Jordans wearer.

00:13:36.080 And he's always had like the cool Jordans, like the 90s edition ones.

00:13:40.920 And we were just talking about this the other day that the market got away from him.

00:13:44.400 Fleckes used to buy these shoes and it'd be like 200 bucks, 250.

00:13:47.380 Which, back at that time, was still like expensive for shoes.

00:13:50.380 Like, that's a pretty expensive shoe, right?

00:13:51.980 Jordan 6s, Jordan 11s.

00:13:53.560 Exactly.

00:13:54.300 And now just-

00:13:55.940 And I wear them every day.

00:13:56.880 Exactly.

00:13:57.540 I blow them out.

00:13:58.200 Yeah.

00:13:58.420 You wear them like at the dog park, like-

00:14:00.380 In the mud.

00:14:00.980 Doing dumb shit.

00:14:01.880 But anyway, the market got away from you.

00:14:03.720 And now those same Jordans are like $600 or $700.

00:14:06.700 Yeah.

00:14:06.900 And they caught you flat-footed.

00:14:08.520 I was looking online because I love the feeling of like fresh high tops, like clean high tops that you can put on.

00:14:13.740 And then basically wear his house shoes before you wear them outside.

00:14:16.080 So, I was looking online.

00:14:17.700 I'm like, ooh, maybe I get some new Jordan 11s.

00:14:19.540 Like, oh, the Space Jam 11s.

00:14:20.800 How are those?

00:14:22.180 $1,200.

00:14:23.240 And what did they used to be?

00:14:24.800 $900.

00:14:25.600 And like, I got them for like $275.

00:14:27.740 Yeah.

00:14:27.980 When they came out.

00:14:28.980 Like, I got Jordan 11s in like 2017 or whatever for like $300.

00:14:34.640 Yeah.

00:14:35.220 And now all the shoes I have are all worth like closer to $1,000.

00:14:38.500 But they're all blown out because I wear them every day.

00:14:40.340 And I can't get back in to get fresh pairs.

00:14:43.080 Because you can't justify $1,200 shoes, right?

00:14:44.880 You can't do that.

00:14:45.540 I already spent all the money on the Trump stuff.

00:14:47.180 Yeah.

00:14:47.680 So, I'm in trouble.

00:14:49.380 All right.

00:14:50.000 Let's get into some real important stuff.

00:14:51.820 This is an important housekeeping.

00:14:53.080 We have two pages of housekeeping.

00:14:55.120 I don't know if you guys knew this, but the pyramids might not actually be pyramids.

00:15:02.420 I saw some pretty compelling evidence that the pyramids are just the tips of these giant monoliths.

00:15:09.860 And everything else is just buried like 300 feet down.

00:15:13.360 Yeah.

00:15:14.100 So, what?

00:15:15.020 You fell for that?

00:15:15.980 Or what?

00:15:16.400 You believe it?

00:15:17.320 I saw compelling evidence.

00:15:17.940 Yeah.

00:15:18.220 That's pretty compelling.

00:15:19.160 This art.

00:15:19.820 This picture.

00:15:20.700 This rendering of what the pyramids may be.

00:15:22.980 Doesn't that kind of look like something?

00:15:25.120 And then that happened with Easter Island, too.

00:15:26.820 Everyone's like, oh, it's the Easter Island heads, blah, blah, blah.

00:15:29.060 And they were Easter Island bodies.

00:15:31.900 Yep.

00:15:32.360 I remember that.

00:15:33.260 So, then you get to thinking, like, why did all this mud cover everything for 50 feet?

00:15:40.180 100 feet?

00:15:40.980 Yeah.

00:15:41.360 And then it's like, maybe there was a huge flood.

00:15:43.420 Yeah.

00:15:43.660 That's compelling.

00:15:44.480 That's very compelling, as you said.

00:15:46.780 Yeah.

00:15:47.400 I'm going to go ahead and just believe this.

00:15:48.980 Hook, line, and sinker.

00:15:49.880 Me, too.

00:15:50.660 Good.

00:15:50.920 There you go.

00:15:51.580 That's what I did.

00:15:52.320 No critical thinking needed.

00:15:54.020 Zero.

00:15:54.660 All right.

00:15:55.020 Let's move on.

00:15:55.920 We have some actual news to get to.

00:15:58.240 Someone shit near the Clintons at a Broadway show.

00:16:01.260 Yeah.

00:16:01.600 Fan poops an aisle near Hillary Clinton and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway show.

00:16:05.920 And basically, somebody left two turds incognito near Hillary Clinton and Chelsea.

00:16:12.580 And they discovered the turds in the intermission and quickly cleaned it up.

00:16:17.400 The Clintons discovered the turds or just someone?

00:16:19.020 No.

00:16:19.280 Somebody else.

00:16:19.880 Somebody else.

00:16:20.460 But it was close in proximity.

00:16:21.740 It says fan poops an aisle near Hillary Clinton.

00:16:24.660 So it's like, is it a fan of Hillary Clinton or is it a fan of the show?

00:16:27.820 Just a playwright fan, I guess.

00:16:29.560 I don't know.

00:16:30.040 A fan of Broadway.

00:16:31.100 But anyway.

00:16:31.760 If it's a fan of the Clintons, you can pretty much narrow it down to like a few hundred people.

00:16:35.980 Yeah.

00:16:36.540 True.

00:16:37.200 Donor class and whoever else is willing to sell out America.

00:16:40.540 Yeah.

00:16:41.080 Yeah.

00:16:41.520 So that's interesting.

00:16:42.660 That happened to them.

00:16:43.760 They can't even see a Broadway show without smelling that shit.

00:16:46.240 Yeah.

00:16:46.400 Good instincts by the pooper.

00:16:48.400 Good instincts.

00:16:49.280 It's a serial pooper too.

00:16:50.780 Yeah.

00:16:51.060 It's a problem.

00:16:52.280 I don't know.

00:16:52.560 Multiple poops, multiple shows.

00:16:54.180 We'll be checking in on this.

00:16:55.200 But I mean, I'm assuming they'll catch the guy because you don't just poop in Broadway theaters and get away with it.

00:17:00.680 Yeah.

00:17:00.920 Well, there's no.

00:17:01.520 They probably don't have the jurisdiction to extradite them from New Orleans.

00:17:06.240 What are you saying?

00:17:07.220 You're the pooper.

00:17:08.200 Yeah.

00:17:08.640 All right.

00:17:09.300 Moving on.

00:17:10.300 I saw this meme.

00:17:11.400 It was about this limo from like the 80s.

00:17:13.720 Can you read it to me?

00:17:15.140 Yeah.

00:17:15.340 It said, world's longest limousine, American dream, a hundred feet long, includes helicopter landing pad and jacuzzi, hinged in the middle, built in the 1980s.

00:17:24.440 Isn't that so nice?

00:17:25.640 Yeah.

00:17:26.020 That limo.

00:17:27.040 That's like a metaphor for America.

00:17:28.620 It was a hundred feet long, not the most practical, doesn't really turn well.

00:17:33.680 We used to reach in this country.

00:17:35.180 Yeah.

00:17:35.360 We used to reach up into the sky.

00:17:37.400 Jacuzzi, helipad.

00:17:38.660 Yeah.

00:17:39.300 Can't make turns, but you know, you don't need to turn everywhere.

00:17:43.240 You're going straight.

00:17:44.100 You know where you're going.

00:17:44.880 You know where you're going.

00:17:45.840 Yep.

00:17:46.060 And now it's all run down and sad.

00:17:48.100 Yeah.

00:17:48.380 And that's kind of what America, that's what happened to America.

00:17:51.560 Yeah.

00:17:51.740 We used to be this hundred foot long limo with a jacuzzi and a helipad.

00:17:55.740 And now we're just ran down, left in some place in Ohio or whatever.

00:18:00.100 Yep.

00:18:00.360 We're broken down.

00:18:01.240 They manufacture everything in China.

00:18:02.560 Now we're babysitting third worlders who like to flood our Southern border.

00:18:06.180 And, uh, you know, we got our hands full with stupid shit.

00:18:09.160 So we can't reach for the sky anymore.

00:18:11.100 You know, we can't dream.

00:18:12.580 Yeah.

00:18:13.040 All right.

00:18:13.580 Let's keep going.

00:18:14.440 We have a lot to get to, um, really quick.

00:18:16.920 I just wanted to cover this.

00:18:18.380 Remember that time Ben Shapiro debated that trans person from like 2015.

00:18:22.140 Yeah.

00:18:23.240 I just want to get this out there.

00:18:24.160 We all know that that trans person would have fucked up Ben Shapiro, right?

00:18:29.000 Scruffed him.

00:18:29.840 Thrashed him.

00:18:30.460 Grabbed him by the back of his neck.

00:18:31.700 Just really rooted him.

00:18:32.960 Cool.

00:18:33.280 I just want to make sure we're all on the same page with that.

00:18:35.000 I don't think anyone ever clarified at the time that trans person would have KO'd Ben Shapiro.

00:18:40.440 Thrashed him.

00:18:41.180 All right.

00:18:41.580 Let's go.

00:18:42.300 We have more stuff.

00:18:43.560 Um, this next section says Rob songs.

00:18:46.940 I don't fully know what that means, but I'm going to go with it.

00:18:49.980 Uh, you know that outcast song?

00:18:51.320 Hey, yeah.

00:18:52.220 Yeah.

00:18:52.540 Hey, yeah.

00:18:53.540 Oh, oh.

00:18:54.780 Hey, Rob.

00:18:56.520 Hey, Rob.

00:18:58.200 You know?

00:18:58.500 Oh, oh.

00:18:59.100 Don't need to meet your daddy.

00:19:00.780 Yep.

00:19:01.060 Yep.

00:19:01.340 And then, so, hey, yeah becomes hey, Rob.

00:19:03.840 And it's the outcast song.

00:19:04.860 But then, hey, Rob.

00:19:05.900 Hey, Rob.

00:19:06.760 Hey, Rob.

00:19:07.520 Rob's boyfriend's back.

00:19:10.080 You know?

00:19:10.880 Yeah.

00:19:11.380 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:12.940 Did you?

00:19:13.220 Is there a moron housekeeping?

00:19:14.440 I thought you said this was important housekeeping.

00:19:16.080 Um, and then you know that song, um, bop.

00:19:18.040 Yeah, I do.

00:19:19.280 Um, bop.

00:19:19.700 Da, da, da, da, da.

00:19:20.540 Um, bop.

00:19:21.320 Do you know what I'm going to say?

00:19:22.800 I think I can predict it, but why don't you tell the audience instead of me?

00:19:25.120 Well, let's hear your guesses.

00:19:26.340 Um, Rob.

00:19:27.320 Yeah.

00:19:29.000 All right.

00:19:29.820 You, hey.

00:19:30.640 That was, hey.

00:19:31.420 Yeah.

00:19:32.000 That ain't nothing.

00:19:32.940 All right.

00:19:33.120 We're on to page two of housekeeping.

00:19:34.420 Hopefully this makes a turn.

00:19:36.440 Oh, man.

00:19:37.280 Yeah.

00:19:37.600 Basically every song I've heard in the last like six months, there is a Rob song already

00:19:41.980 that I've just done in my head simultaneously.

00:19:44.580 Smart.

00:19:45.080 Good use of time.

00:19:45.900 I recommend that for everybody.

00:19:47.160 It keeps your brain active.

00:19:48.320 A lot of people go into autopilot mode and turn their brains off.

00:19:51.240 And I'm a big believer in constantly doing activities or little things in your brain

00:19:56.040 to keep your brain on so you don't become an NPC.

00:19:58.340 So it's like a muscle and you have to flex it by Rob bits 24 seven.

00:20:02.680 Constantly doing Rob shit.

00:20:04.020 Okay.

00:20:04.220 All right.

00:20:04.740 But page two of housekeeping, we get into some important stuff.

00:20:08.240 A lady ran a marathon in a witch costume.

00:20:11.820 She's a fan of J.K. Rowling.

00:20:13.880 So we like her.

00:20:14.780 She's supporting J.K. Rowling, who's like anti-trans or whatever.

00:20:18.040 But where it takes a bad turn is she got a world record for the fastest half marathon

00:20:23.280 in a witch costume.

00:20:24.780 Yeah.

00:20:25.600 Unbelievable.

00:20:26.360 Is that pretty much summed up properly?

00:20:28.240 Yeah.

00:20:28.380 Guinness Book of World Records said fastest half marathon dressed as a witch.

00:20:33.080 Okay.

00:20:34.740 Is it even true?

00:20:36.280 What do we care?

00:20:37.420 Was it a fast half marathon?

00:20:39.360 It was half marathon.

00:20:40.520 It was one hour, 55 minutes.

00:20:42.020 So I guess decently fast.

00:20:43.760 I don't know.

00:20:44.240 A girl ran it, right?

00:20:45.300 Yeah.

00:20:45.880 But dressed as a witch.

00:20:47.400 Like nobody cares.

00:20:48.540 That little accelerator.

00:20:49.480 So the Guinness Book of World Records is done, guys.

00:20:52.120 We've been saying this for episodes now.

00:20:54.040 Yeah.

00:20:54.580 So that's just proof.

00:20:56.040 Congrats to that lady.

00:20:57.040 We're not mad at you.

00:20:58.420 No, that's great.

00:20:59.240 Hey, exploit the system.

00:21:01.040 But the system's a joke.

00:21:02.720 And the Guinness Book of World Records is now Limozilla.

00:21:05.760 It's the same thing as that limo.

00:21:07.100 It's in decay.

00:21:07.980 Yeah.

00:21:08.240 It's in the money grab zone.

00:21:09.380 It's in the sold out to the third world.

00:21:11.520 It used to be prime and real and respected.

00:21:14.000 Fattest woman.

00:21:15.020 Biggest man.

00:21:15.880 You know, tallest guy ever.

00:21:17.360 Oldest person.

00:21:18.340 Exactly.

00:21:18.980 Easy.

00:21:19.440 Oh, he's 136.

00:21:20.860 Is anyone else 137?

00:21:22.400 No.

00:21:23.160 Fastest ever traveled on land.

00:21:25.380 The land speed record.

00:21:26.680 The air speed record.

00:21:27.940 You either got it or you don't.

00:21:29.180 Now it's like air speed record while wearing an upside down Hulk costume and Spider-Man's

00:21:33.880 in the back.

00:21:34.640 And it's like, okay, well, we got to do two records now.

00:21:36.940 One with Spider-Man out of the back and then one with...

00:21:39.800 You're wasting our time, Guinness.

00:21:40.920 Wasting our time.

00:21:42.020 All right.

00:21:43.120 Moving on to something more important.

00:21:45.180 The reusable toilet paper article or video.

00:21:49.840 Do you ever try reusable toilet paper?

00:21:51.220 You use them like regular and then after you're done, throw them in the bin and then

00:21:53.940 put them in your regular load of laundry and use over and over again.

00:21:57.360 Guys, are you doing this because of the environment?

00:22:01.300 Because if it is, it's all good.

00:22:03.800 Yeah, it's not worth it.

00:22:04.740 That's not worth it to save whatever little piece.

00:22:07.440 I'd rather use Chipotle napkins for two weeks down the road from the trap house in West

00:22:11.720 Hollywood I used to live at.

00:22:13.900 Sounds detailed.

00:22:15.680 Sounds personal.

00:22:16.800 Then do that.

00:22:17.920 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:22:18.760 So you have a shit bucket somewhere in your house the whole time?

00:22:21.740 Yeah.

00:22:22.320 Like, that's the problem.

00:22:23.320 Now we're back to that girl who taught us how to shit in a bag.

00:22:25.860 Yeah.

00:22:26.260 It's the same principles.

00:22:27.320 You throw away these bloody shit rags into a bin and then dump it into your washing machine

00:22:34.740 that touches your clothes.

00:22:36.140 And now these 50% blood, 50% shit rags are touching all the things you wear all the time

00:22:40.960 in your washing machine that cleans your clothes.

00:22:42.920 Isn't that disgusting?

00:22:44.500 Yeah.

00:22:44.720 I think you need a doctor too, buddy.

00:22:46.880 I think you need to see a doctor.

00:22:49.000 Isn't that horrible?

00:22:50.380 What is it for?

00:22:51.080 Is it to help the environment?

00:22:52.180 You look at what everyone else is doing and they're not doing anything similar to that?

00:22:54.860 And it's like, I don't think the last thing we need to do to fix the environment is to

00:22:58.040 like shit different.

00:22:59.720 Yeah.

00:22:59.900 Also bidets exist.

00:23:01.660 Like you could get a bidet and you don't have shit in your house.

00:23:05.020 He just threw the used rags in a bucket next to the toilet.

00:23:08.300 Imagine going to that bathroom.

00:23:10.020 Oh, flies are everywhere.

00:23:11.500 You're like batting.

00:23:12.300 It's like an outhouse.

00:23:13.100 You got to put the fan on.

00:23:14.420 Yeah.

00:23:14.760 Disgusting.

00:23:15.360 All right.

00:23:15.820 Don't listen to people like that, guys.

00:23:17.180 Those quick videos.

00:23:17.940 Don't listen to people like that.

00:23:19.260 Obviously, none of you were.

00:23:21.080 Yeah.

00:23:21.600 But yeah.

00:23:22.300 And the 50-50 ratio is pretty common.

00:23:24.980 Yeah.

00:23:26.280 I don't know.

00:23:27.020 I think it's doctor time, buddy.

00:23:29.040 All right.

00:23:29.580 Moving on to something a little less disgusting.

00:23:32.460 The banking problem, the Credit Suisse.

00:23:34.640 Yeah.

00:23:34.980 Credit Suisse, as you guys know, basically got almost liquidated and they forced a sale to

00:23:41.180 who?

00:23:42.820 UBS?

00:23:43.360 UBS.

00:23:43.760 Was it UBS?

00:23:44.500 Yeah.

00:23:45.000 Facilitated by the Swiss government.

00:23:46.420 So that was another large bank failure.

00:23:49.120 But look what we found exactly a year ago, an article written about Credit Suisse and how

00:23:53.560 great they are.

00:23:54.200 Yeah.

00:23:54.420 Credit Suisse has a diversity champion in Pippa Bunce.

00:23:57.920 And it's this fat man in a dress.

00:24:00.300 Who runs the bank.

00:24:01.700 And now the bank's gone.

00:24:03.080 Yeah.

00:24:03.360 Now the bank's gone.

00:24:04.320 All the money's gone.

00:24:05.560 Yeah.

00:24:05.880 You got rug pulled.

00:24:07.220 Yeah.

00:24:07.740 So there's some side-by-side pictures of him as a dude.

00:24:10.920 And I think he switches.

00:24:12.080 He goes back and forth.

00:24:13.180 So Credit Suisse just lets anybody do whatever they want.

00:24:16.280 And you can tell how that worked out for their stock price and their business.

00:24:21.200 As soon as we saw that article a year ago, we should have bought puts.

00:24:24.960 Yeah.

00:24:25.820 Yeah.

00:24:26.020 Just short, short, short, short.

00:24:28.800 All right.

00:24:29.140 Last piece of housekeeping, guys.

00:24:30.980 And hold on, like the woke thing isn't like, oh, the woke thing drove the bank to fail.

00:24:36.180 It's like, no, shitty bonds and like mortgages, mortgage-backed securities that like sold below

00:24:42.480 what their value was, sunk the bank.

00:24:44.500 But it is fun.

00:24:46.100 To pretend to blame it on a trans person.

00:24:48.060 It is fun to blame it immediately on a trans person.

00:24:51.940 That's so true.

00:24:53.300 Yeah.

00:24:53.920 All right.

00:24:54.260 Trump versus DeSantis.

00:24:55.500 Things are heating up.

00:24:56.680 We've always been, well, I've always been team Trump all the way.

00:25:00.980 I liked DeSantis and I used to say DeSantis will have his time, 24 for Trump, 28 and beyond

00:25:07.260 for DeSantis.

00:25:08.200 Yeah.

00:25:08.400 And I wasn't letting the negative DeSantis talk affect me.

00:25:12.040 I was like, nope, not going to go against DeSantis.

00:25:14.920 I like DeSantis.

00:25:16.020 This negative talk is just because it's the campaign time.

00:25:18.440 No big deal.

00:25:19.640 And now the negative camp, the negative talk against DeSantis is kind of wearing off on me.

00:25:25.660 And it's, I'm kind of starting to see it.

00:25:27.960 And then he recently gave like a, I don't know, his views on the Russia-Ukraine situation.

00:25:33.760 And it was kind of John McCain-esque.

00:25:35.960 Hold Putin accountable.

00:25:37.620 Yeah.

00:25:37.840 What does that mean, dude?

00:25:38.640 Hold Putin accountable as if Russia's the bad guy.

00:25:41.080 It's like Ukraine's the bad guy.

00:25:42.740 Yeah.

00:25:43.200 Unpopular opinion, but that's what it is.

00:25:45.600 So Ukraine's the bad guy and Ukraine is us.

00:25:47.960 Yeah.

00:25:48.320 So that's what it really is, right?

00:25:50.140 So it's like-

00:25:50.620 Aren't we paying their pensions, running their whole thing?

00:25:52.240 It's us.

00:25:52.880 Yeah.

00:25:53.140 If you guys don't think Ukraine is just us now.

00:25:55.560 Yeah.

00:25:56.000 We're a proxy war.

00:25:56.960 They're the bodies.

00:25:58.140 We're everything else.

00:25:59.300 Yeah.

00:25:59.740 Right?

00:25:59.940 Exactly.

00:26:00.900 Ukraine is deep state.

00:26:02.180 If you're pro-Ukraine, you're supporting the deep state.

00:26:04.780 We gave them $100 billion.

00:26:06.240 Yeah.

00:26:06.980 And I hate to see it.

00:26:08.140 I hate to see this DeSantis beef.

00:26:09.760 And obviously Trump started it a little bit.

00:26:11.960 Nobody's without fault.

00:26:13.860 But yeah, he kind of botched the DA thing.

00:26:16.220 He should have made a bigger scene of that.

00:26:17.640 He did a little, oh, I don't know about what goes into paying a porn star and stuff like that.

00:26:22.460 It's like, guys, DeSantis, you got to rise above.

00:26:26.580 And he didn't.

00:26:27.800 And Cernovich has been on his soapbox that that was a really bad move.

00:26:32.200 And I agree.

00:26:32.800 And I agree as well.

00:26:34.560 Not happy with DeSantis.

00:26:36.220 And it's becoming more clear.

00:26:38.200 I think everyone was like, oh, DeSantis is our guy.

00:26:40.120 He's so much more likable, whatever.

00:26:41.820 Then you kind of see him in action where you need to take a stand and do the right thing

00:26:45.220 and fully know what's going on.

00:26:46.620 And then you say things like Putin needs to be held accountable.

00:26:49.700 Take a break.

00:26:50.440 Take a couple of years off, buddy.

00:26:51.600 Yeah, and like foreign relations is the area where a president has a lot of power, right?

00:26:55.880 So it's like your foreign relations, you know, whatever your beliefs are, they need to be pretty strong.

00:27:01.880 Yeah.

00:27:02.180 And also America is kind of, in my mind, like a bankrupt, distressed asset.

00:27:07.160 We don't produce anything.

00:27:08.080 We don't make anything.

00:27:09.000 We're just fastly declining.

00:27:10.540 Yeah.

00:27:10.660 We just fudge the numbers and we have bankers and we have fake computer jobs.

00:27:14.520 We print money.

00:27:15.220 Yeah.

00:27:15.460 And we don't produce anything, right?

00:27:16.780 So it's like, I think Trump can handle that, like a bankrupt business that kind of needs

00:27:21.360 to like cut its, stop the bleeding and kind of just like, you know, consolidate.

00:27:26.480 What do we have going for us?

00:27:27.900 What can we cut and reduce spending wise?

00:27:30.540 I think like a Trump person, a Trump type of billionaire with a ton of businesses can

00:27:35.040 handle that better.

00:27:36.100 Ron DeSantis, last time I checked, is worth 350K.

00:27:39.600 Yeah.

00:27:40.040 That's his net.

00:27:40.580 Which can be a positive, can be a negative.

00:27:42.320 That's a negative because you see what they're doing to Trump.

00:27:44.560 They sue him a million times.

00:27:45.800 They try to ruin his life.

00:27:47.240 If DeSantis does what he needs to do as a right wing, as a Republican candidate and a Republican

00:27:52.600 president, they're going to do the same thing to him.

00:27:54.760 They're going to ruin his life.

00:27:56.060 But in his bank, he's going to have a couple hundred thousand dollars to fight it.

00:27:59.500 Like you're toast like that.

00:28:00.860 So you either play ball or you get destroyed.

00:28:03.040 I think we need Trump to kind of jump on that grenade and then let DeSantis take over once

00:28:07.320 Trump gets us back on track.

00:28:08.580 Yeah.

00:28:08.980 And then the whole thing, it's like this grand jury for the Alvin Bragg, New York,

00:28:12.600 Stormy Daniels indictment that was coming.

00:28:15.800 It's like DeSantis did that speech where he didn't have his back.

00:28:19.780 He kind of did a little jab at Trump and then the indictment didn't even happen.

00:28:22.980 So it's like, oh shit.

00:28:24.820 Like I kind of got played a little bit there.

00:28:26.460 He got played a little bit.

00:28:27.660 And then also DeSantis, who's DeSantis' like right-hand man?

00:28:32.020 Who are his people in his ear telling him what to do?

00:28:34.320 They're kind of like Paul Ryan types, like the neocons, like the rhinos.

00:28:38.440 They're not based MAGA people.

00:28:40.400 They're kind of people that want to go back to how things were.

00:28:43.300 Yeah.

00:28:43.520 And I don't, yeah, I don't like this.

00:28:45.280 I don't like the beef, you know?

00:28:47.280 I want both candidates to like kind of sustain their image.

00:28:51.220 And, you know, when you start doing shit slinging, both people get shit on them, right?

00:28:55.740 Like no matter what.

00:28:57.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:58.240 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:28:59.920 We're coming now into a very important trend of the week.

00:29:07.700 First clip is the trans circus lineup.

00:29:11.540 It's all these like trans people giving testimonies about why they're going to kill themselves because of Rob DeSantis.

00:29:16.380 Ron DeSantis.

00:29:17.020 Hi, I was once a trans youth and now I'm a happy 22-year-old trans adult student at New College of Florida.

00:29:23.420 Happy.

00:29:23.840 This is my health care, ma'am.

00:29:26.320 Okay, don't tread on it.

00:29:28.340 Senator Yarbrough has militarized the Florida GOP into the genital Gestapo.

00:29:33.200 Ron DeSantis wants trans people dead.

00:29:35.180 You are committing genocide.

00:29:36.660 I grew up in Germany in the aftermath of Nazis.

00:29:40.300 And what you people are doing is no different.

00:29:44.040 This is transphobic.

00:29:45.360 It is free.

00:29:47.100 And you really should be ashamed.

00:29:49.160 What you are doing by signing this bill is an act of force.

00:29:52.320 The way it is as it is now, my people will die.

00:29:56.460 And that blood, if you support this bill, will be on your hands.

00:30:00.200 I'm 12 years old.

00:30:01.120 I'm not binary.

00:30:02.440 If you pass this bill, many of us will die.

00:30:05.240 I deserve to live as long as all of you.

00:30:07.460 We are humans too.

00:30:08.720 When I was two, I wanted to kill myself.

00:30:11.420 By the time I was 15, I attempted to slice my own breasts off.

00:30:16.220 I went to the ER because I was bleeding out.

00:30:19.940 I'd also like to implore you all to remember that less than a week ago,

00:30:23.340 gun laws were, gun law restrictions were loosened.

00:30:27.120 And anyone who thinks it's a good idea to come and take my child,

00:30:32.000 I dare you.

00:30:33.720 Every time I look at you guys and this committee,

00:30:37.000 I realize more and more that you guys want to commit transgenocide

00:30:41.060 and that our blood is on your hands.

00:30:43.420 I am the parent of a transgender child who is almost eight years old.

00:30:47.320 And we are at the beginning of our journey.

00:30:49.300 And what you're doing is taking away life-saving potential opportunity for me and my family.

00:30:56.560 Every 45 seconds, a trans person makes an attempt on their life,

00:30:59.500 meaning that one happened every two speakers that you saw this very moment.

00:31:03.300 Ten years ago, that was me, and one year ago, that was one of my siblings.

00:31:08.520 And tomorrow, it will be the children of people in this room.

00:31:12.220 Your vote on this bill determines if that 45 seconds becomes 30.

00:31:16.320 They really just rolled them out.

00:31:19.360 Real circus shit.

00:31:20.760 Everything ends in people getting murdered.

00:31:23.640 Yeah.

00:31:23.980 Either genocide or self-inflicted.

00:31:25.660 It's either suicide or you're going to kill us or you're Nazis.

00:31:29.800 Real hyperbole.

00:31:30.960 A lot of genocide.

00:31:31.840 Not a lot of bodies for the genocide they claim is going on.

00:31:34.720 Yeah.

00:31:35.100 I haven't seen one, to be honest.

00:31:37.960 They really just rolled those people out.

00:31:39.920 I mean, we already know suicide goes hand in hand with that sort of thing.

00:31:43.280 So, I mean, I don't know, is that because of us now?

00:31:45.800 Is that because of us trying to stop it?

00:31:47.160 Yeah.

00:31:47.440 They think we're like the worst hateful people, Nazis.

00:31:50.640 They don't respect us at all.

00:31:52.320 But when it comes to our opinion about them, that might make them kill themselves.

00:31:55.960 Yeah, that really matters.

00:31:57.240 They really, they watch the show.

00:31:58.960 We've said that before, too.

00:32:00.240 Like, yeah.

00:32:00.880 Oh, like, oh, we don't care.

00:32:02.140 We don't listen to you.

00:32:02.920 But if you do this.

00:32:04.440 Yeah, you're a Nazi.

00:32:05.240 But if you say I'm mentally ill, I'm going to kill myself because I care about your opinion, I guess.

00:32:10.260 So these people don't have any real life problems is what I'm noticing.

00:32:14.360 It's like you're in the first world.

00:32:15.700 You probably grow up upper middle class.

00:32:18.320 Everything is kind of just handed to you.

00:32:20.180 And people naturally like to overcome problems and solve problems in their lives and, like, thrive through it.

00:32:27.860 Yeah.

00:32:28.060 And these people now need to, like, they don't have enough problems.

00:32:30.420 So they need to create these problems that don't exist.

00:32:32.880 So Ron DeSantis is starting a genocide.

00:32:35.120 There's something I can go fight for.

00:32:36.900 That's a big, that's a huge thing.

00:32:38.320 Ron DeSantis starting a genocide.

00:32:39.580 They're wasting the indomitable human spirit on a useless endeavor, right?

00:32:44.060 Yeah.

00:32:44.380 They're kind of, like, spinning their wheels for nothing.

00:32:46.320 Yeah.

00:32:46.720 So these people don't have enough problems.

00:32:49.120 Here's a person who does have problems.

00:32:52.700 This lady here, she lives in a pipe.

00:32:55.160 She's got real problems.

00:32:56.100 She doesn't have time to be non-binary.

00:32:58.320 You see that plastic?

00:32:59.680 That's a straw.

00:33:01.020 And she puts it in the water and she drinks.

00:33:04.280 But she's got a, she doesn't need to be transgender.

00:33:09.060 She lives in the sewer.

00:33:11.900 You think that person really lives there?

00:33:13.760 I don't know.

00:33:14.200 I mean, it looks like they got something going on.

00:33:16.240 Yeah.

00:33:16.620 All right.

00:33:17.580 Should we check on the other transgender threats?

00:33:20.240 And then this next clip, this lady is a female presenting non-binary.

00:33:25.160 She's another one who's creating more problems for herself that don't exist.

00:33:28.920 Let's let her go.

00:33:29.640 If I'm a non-binary person who presents woman, my relationship with the word girl is very complicated.

00:33:33.980 With some people, if they call me girl as, like, a colloquial term, it's fine.

00:33:36.980 Like, I'm with my girl.

00:33:37.900 Or, hey, girl, what's up?

00:33:38.940 But for me, I'm only comfortable using that word for me, and this is my perspective,

00:33:42.700 if they understand and respect the full extent of my gender identity.

00:33:46.420 I personally identify as both a woman and non-binary.

00:33:48.660 I have a video on it.

00:33:49.360 Check it out.

00:33:49.800 So if someone I know knows that about me and also respects that about me, goes, hey, girl,

00:33:53.160 I'm okay with them saying, hey, girl, because they're not saying, hey, you're a girl.

00:33:56.240 But if someone who doesn't know that I'm non-binary or doesn't know the full extent of my gender

00:34:00.020 identity calls me girl, hey, girl, I don't like it.

00:34:03.000 Because I don't know them well enough to know if they're saying, hey, friend, hey, what's

00:34:06.340 up?

00:34:06.580 Or, hey, you are a girl.

00:34:08.520 Hi, girl.

00:34:09.180 Hi, woman.

00:34:09.900 Because I don't know them.

00:34:11.020 I don't know if they...

00:34:12.200 So this is an example of non-fun lore.

00:34:17.580 This is not fun lore.

00:34:19.100 We all have lore that we kind of have in our lives.

00:34:22.480 Mine's like Rob Smith lore is an example of some lore of mine.

00:34:25.620 Like a minibike, you know, Trump stuff.

00:34:28.640 So that's my lore.

00:34:30.560 This is like not fun gay lore.

00:34:32.980 It's a homework assignment.

00:34:34.120 Yeah.

00:34:34.580 It's basically like, you know, telling you what you need to know and you're like writing

00:34:38.960 it down and being like, okay, so in this context, I'm worried about her feelings and all this.

00:34:43.580 Hey, girl, you're wasting your time.

00:34:46.180 Yeah.

00:34:46.660 Just be a normal looking girl.

00:34:48.400 And you are.

00:34:49.220 You are.

00:34:50.020 You don't even have to do the non-binary thing.

00:34:52.080 You're a nice looking girl.

00:34:53.400 Yeah.

00:34:54.000 And it's funny because I think there's something deep down in this girl's mind where she's like,

00:34:59.360 I am a kind of cute girl.

00:35:00.860 Like I can be kind of normal and cute.

00:35:02.840 Yeah.

00:35:03.020 But I like the non-binary stuff too.

00:35:05.040 I like the attention.

00:35:06.040 Yeah.

00:35:06.480 So that's not good lore.

00:35:08.260 If you're non-binary, fuck up your face.

00:35:10.340 Fuck up your hair.

00:35:11.300 Get a real short haircut.

00:35:12.500 Buzz your head.

00:35:13.240 Put your eyebrows.

00:35:14.000 Make them yellow, you know?

00:35:15.140 Yeah.

00:35:15.460 Do some real dumb shit.

00:35:16.480 Hide your genetics.

00:35:17.580 Pierce the inside of your mouth like in here.

00:35:19.780 Yeah.

00:35:20.340 Yeah.

00:35:20.640 So that's not fun lore.

00:35:22.680 The Rob stuff is fun lore.

00:35:24.640 This is non-fun gay lore.

00:35:26.540 Yeah.

00:35:26.920 For sure.

00:35:27.840 My gay lore is fun.

00:35:28.880 Mm-hmm.

00:35:29.560 Yeah.

00:35:30.020 Yeah.

00:35:30.340 All right.

00:35:30.640 Let's move on.

00:35:31.580 The lady who needs to dilate her kid's front hole.

00:35:34.800 This is bad.

00:35:35.840 But with her, I'm worried about like her mental well-being and her dilation.

00:35:42.980 The minute she leaves my house, we have a dilation problem.

00:35:46.500 That is a concern.

00:35:47.420 When you don't have that watchful eye, they tend to go back to old patterns.

00:35:52.880 I have woken Jazz out of a dead sleep and taken the dilator and put the lubrication on

00:35:57.460 it and said, here, you take this and you put it in your vagina.

00:36:00.700 If not, I will.

00:36:01.900 But Jazz is bad.

00:36:02.940 Even when I'm home once a day.

00:36:04.680 I would be so mad if she goes away to college and that thing seals up.

00:36:09.600 I would wring her neck.

00:36:11.220 We agree there, Mom.

00:36:12.560 Yeah.

00:36:12.840 It is a thing.

00:36:13.480 And it's like mom's finishing the job.

00:36:15.400 Like the kid's not even fully into it, not even doing what needs to be done for the end

00:36:19.000 of the process.

00:36:19.560 And the mom needs to finish that job.

00:36:21.860 Yeah.

00:36:22.140 And so for those of you who don't know dilator, when they do the trans surgery on you, they

00:36:27.480 create some sort of crude front hole, if you will.

00:36:30.780 And it needs to constantly be opened up because naturally your body heals wounds.

00:36:35.100 And so your body doesn't think you're trans, your genetics, you know, don't think.

00:36:41.020 So it tries to close up the wound and you got to pry it open with metal bars, lubricated.

00:36:46.660 And leave it.

00:36:47.280 And it smells.

00:36:48.160 Yeah.

00:36:48.500 It's stinky.

00:36:49.540 Imagine, I was thinking, imagine explaining this situation to like an Italian mobster in

00:36:54.640 the 1940s.

00:36:55.960 Hey, so dude, dude, it's a girl.

00:36:59.180 The guy thinks he's a girl and they chopped it off, but the hole closes up.

00:37:03.100 You got to keep it open.

00:37:04.260 I don't know, kids these days, but hey, anyway, you know, you got to use a metal thing.

00:37:09.260 It's called a dilator, T.

00:37:10.580 You got to keep it open.

00:37:12.000 You got to keep the hole open you made and cut the wiener off.

00:37:15.440 Yeah.

00:37:15.780 So bad.

00:37:17.620 And this is like clearly some sort of reality TV show about it.

00:37:20.600 So mom loves the attention.

00:37:22.600 Mom loves getting together, drinking some wine with the girls and talking about the front

00:37:27.060 hole.

00:37:27.520 Yeah.

00:37:27.760 She's got some like social credit now because we're, our society is so backwards that

00:37:32.400 that's like a good thing.

00:37:33.380 That person would be in jail.

00:37:34.920 Yeah.

00:37:35.420 Like, oh, you chopped off your kid's dick and now you're trying to put stuff into the

00:37:39.300 hole and keep it open.

00:37:40.640 It's like, hmm, that's highly illegal.

00:37:44.260 That's a crime.

00:37:45.300 Yeah.

00:37:45.780 Same with the doctor who did the surgery.

00:37:48.080 Oh yeah.

00:37:48.440 It's like, oh, you, it was a 16 year old boy and you chopped off their genitals and

00:37:52.720 left an open wound that they, you're forcing them to keep open.

00:37:57.480 Yeah.

00:37:58.040 We've been investigating and we have a pretty good case against you.

00:38:01.940 Yeah.

00:38:02.200 So, uh, enjoy taking pills forever.

00:38:04.800 This person, you're going to take pills, hormonal pills, injections, whatever, and dilating your

00:38:09.540 front hole.

00:38:10.320 And, uh, yeah.

00:38:12.020 Enjoy.

00:38:12.560 I don't know.

00:38:12.960 I don't know what else to say.

00:38:14.240 Yeah.

00:38:14.800 This next clip is of, this is like a comedy thing.

00:38:17.940 It's just a baby who's like saying their first words.

00:38:20.960 Um, but if you, if this was the baby of a progressive leftist, they might be taking some

00:38:26.620 action.

00:38:27.020 The baby's saying, I'm gay.

00:38:37.000 I'm gay.

00:38:37.620 If you have the wrong parents, they might go, we got, we got to get them a boyfriend.

00:38:42.920 It starts tomorrow.

00:38:43.960 Yeah.

00:38:44.320 I've got to turn you into some sort of drag queen thing.

00:38:48.040 Yeah.

00:38:48.640 Uh, let's move on to the pronouns, not optional guy.

00:38:52.380 The one you love.

00:38:54.040 Oh yeah.

00:38:54.640 Yeah.

00:38:54.800 This is my favorite.

00:38:55.600 A friendly reminder to all the sis out there, just because it's called preferred name and

00:39:01.000 preferred pronoun, that does not make it optional.

00:39:03.840 And if you have trouble accepting that, then maybe instead you can accept my size 13 steel

00:39:07.720 toe on your trachea.

00:39:08.800 We could start there if you prefer.

00:39:12.020 Don't call me sis lady.

00:39:13.580 Yeah.

00:39:15.140 Um, dude.

00:39:16.420 So threats, trans threats, they threaten suicide.

00:39:19.760 They threaten that there's going to be a genocide and then they threaten you with their size 13

00:39:23.760 boots, which is the same size I wear.

00:39:26.180 Um, but yeah, exactly.

00:39:28.160 It's a nice bunch of either violence or suicide though.

00:39:31.020 That's what these two, these, these, these groups are up to.

00:39:33.220 Those are the two options.

00:39:33.960 Yeah.

00:39:34.140 Which way Western man, violence or suicide?

00:39:36.060 Cause we're, we're ready for both.

00:39:37.920 Um, this person should be singing.

00:39:39.480 So it was your heart on the line.

00:39:42.260 Yeah.

00:39:42.660 This is not good.

00:39:43.580 You should be focused on that type of shit.

00:39:45.160 You know, that's where you're naturally fit in.

00:39:47.840 Yeah, for sure.

00:39:49.180 You know, what's interesting too about these trans people and I'm thinking about doing

00:39:52.660 this for a street video.

00:39:53.640 If there's ever like a trans protest, if you go to the trans protests and you talk to these

00:39:58.900 people and you say, Hey, what do you think about student loan debt?

00:40:03.060 They would go, Oh, it should be wiped out.

00:40:05.020 There shouldn't be any student loans.

00:40:06.260 It should all be forgiven.

00:40:07.660 18 year olds don't know that they're basically signing a predatory contract that they can't pay

00:40:12.480 out.

00:40:12.820 They can't pay back.

00:40:14.080 We need to, you know, eliminate student loan debt.

00:40:16.820 And then you have that answer.

00:40:18.520 You know, that's what they'll say.

00:40:19.600 Yeah.

00:40:19.820 And then it's like, so if an 18 year old is too young to agree to a student loan agreement,

00:40:26.440 you're telling me that the four year old or the eight year old or the 12 year old knows

00:40:31.420 that they want to be transgender and we should switch their gender and give them hormones

00:40:34.660 and therapy and surgeries, gender affirming care.

00:40:38.600 Don't add up.

00:40:39.240 That donut that's called don't add up.

00:40:41.000 And it's easy to not add up correctly when you look at it like that.

00:40:44.340 Right.

00:40:44.700 Yep.

00:40:45.080 So if you're a street reporter and you want to get to that first, there's a great idea.

00:40:48.480 That's an easy question.

00:40:49.400 Yeah.

00:40:49.700 Yeah.

00:40:49.960 I might hit that one.

00:40:51.260 Bo Diddle, our boy got punched by a, by a lady.

00:40:55.260 The man came out.

00:40:57.200 Let's let it run.

00:40:58.020 He just clocked him in the face.

00:41:12.000 And then he has to go collect his own trans person for arrest.

00:41:19.220 He assaulted me.

00:41:20.520 He hit me.

00:41:23.980 Stop.

00:41:24.920 Get her up.

00:41:25.980 Stop.

00:41:26.340 Do it.

00:41:27.000 Stop.

00:41:28.060 He's touching me.

00:41:29.280 He hit me.

00:41:30.060 He hit me.

00:41:30.780 He hit me.

00:41:31.320 Her.

00:41:31.900 He said her.

00:41:34.720 So Bo got you.

00:41:35.780 Yeah.

00:41:36.080 Bo got clocked by that man in the outfit.

00:41:39.000 Oh, look.

00:41:39.440 A girl's titty.

00:41:40.320 It's like, it's a dude's nipple.

00:41:41.740 I don't know what you're.

00:41:42.820 You didn't get anybody.

00:41:44.060 Same as me doing it.

00:41:45.280 Yeah.

00:41:45.800 So yeah.

00:41:46.540 Bo Diddle out in the streets.

00:41:47.840 We love Bo Diddle.

00:41:48.560 He's a fan of the show and a friend of the show.

00:41:50.720 More importantly, he got clocked by a trans person.

00:41:54.520 That's good action.

00:41:55.440 Yeah.

00:41:55.620 We love you, Bo.

00:41:56.300 Keep it up.

00:41:57.820 Make sure you guys go follow him.

00:41:59.440 His links are in the description.

00:42:00.840 We love Bo Diddle.

00:42:01.580 Wow.

00:42:02.640 All right.

00:42:03.100 Let's keep it going.

00:42:05.160 Let's see.

00:42:05.940 The drag is holy.

00:42:07.600 The priest.

00:42:08.180 Let's hear from this guy.

00:42:10.900 Yeah.

00:42:11.140 Let's hear from the church.

00:42:12.140 Drag is holy.

00:42:14.120 There has been an assault on the rights of drag performers in this country, and we must

00:42:20.260 call out the hypocrisy and the injustice.

00:42:24.660 Jesus called himself a mother hen longing to gather up her chicks.

00:42:30.800 Gender is a construct, you see.

00:42:33.280 And if Jesus can be a mother hen, then you can dress in drag.

00:42:39.120 What does Jesus say about people who abuse and mislead children?

00:42:43.300 Yeah.

00:42:45.640 Dude, if Jesus ran into a trans person, he'd do this.

00:42:51.120 Heal you, my son.

00:42:52.080 And he would go, ah, the demon.

00:42:54.000 And it would come out.

00:42:55.080 The demon would come out.

00:42:56.400 Jesus would get rid of the demon pretty easily.

00:42:58.660 Yeah.

00:42:59.000 And the person would go back to normal.

00:43:00.340 Yeah.

00:43:00.840 He would fix the ailment.

00:43:02.200 He wouldn't enable.

00:43:03.280 Yeah.

00:43:03.900 So, yeah.

00:43:04.680 Oh, you look great.

00:43:05.460 This priest, it's like, whatever church you belong to, it's like, I'm about to discredit

00:43:09.920 this whole thing.

00:43:11.060 You know?

00:43:11.520 Like, what are you talking about?

00:43:13.460 Imagine going to that church, like, your whole life for, like, 20 years, and then the priest

00:43:17.020 is just up there saying that.

00:43:18.300 And it's like, oh, man, have I been going to the wrong place for too long?

00:43:22.020 Yeah.

00:43:22.240 Am I going to hell now?

00:43:23.440 Well, I hope that these guys face consequences, you know, and their attendance is down and

00:43:28.700 their donations are down.

00:43:29.800 Like, how could you possibly donate to a church that says drag is holy?

00:43:33.960 And it's like, that's his clickbait hook line.

00:43:36.360 And it's like, man, but you've said it, buddy.

00:43:39.240 You're done.

00:43:40.760 You don't speak for anybody.

00:43:43.020 And goodbye.

00:43:44.420 Nice sash.

00:43:45.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:47.360 The detrans person, that'll be our last clip of the trans part of cringe.

00:43:50.940 We still have a lot of cringe left, though.

00:43:52.720 This is important.

00:43:53.440 I was a mentally ill child, and I was able to consent to removing my breasts permanently.

00:43:59.100 And I also heard more or less.

00:44:05.800 I heard more people telling me I would regret this tattoo than I would regret getting my breasts

00:44:11.240 permanently ruined at such a young age.

00:44:14.780 So that is why I felt necessary to speak.

00:44:17.960 Thank you for hearing that.

00:44:18.640 Isn't that, like, an important message?

00:44:20.220 Yeah.

00:44:20.760 Hugely.

00:44:21.200 I regret that tattoo.

00:44:22.080 People gave that person a harder time for the tattoo than chopping their boobs off.

00:44:27.520 Yeah.

00:44:27.680 And the tattoo's still on, but speaking about trans regret, that's going on right now.

00:44:32.940 I also saw that girl, Riley, the swimmer who spoke out against Leah Thomas, said something

00:44:38.800 like, anecdotally, I didn't really look into this, but she said that in California or whatever

00:44:44.480 example she was using for Chloe Cole, California covered insurance for all her transitioning stuff.

00:44:51.640 And now when it's detransition time, the insurance is like, well, that's elective, and they're

00:44:56.720 not paying for anything.

00:44:58.280 Interesting.

00:44:58.820 It's good to see how that plays out, because that's important.

00:45:01.760 And also, that speaker started that off with, I was a mentally ill child.

00:45:06.000 Yeah.

00:45:06.460 So.

00:45:07.120 Good self-awareness.

00:45:08.180 I know.

00:45:09.080 And that's good, honest stuff that the current trans people don't really want to accept.

00:45:13.540 Yeah.

00:45:13.860 A hundred percent.

00:45:14.820 All right.

00:45:15.260 Let's move on.

00:45:16.020 They'd rather be enabled, right?

00:45:17.200 Yeah.

00:45:17.320 I mean, that's the whole part of the movement is enabling.

00:45:20.500 And then they say, I'm going to kill myself because I'm so mentally distressed.

00:45:23.140 And the people go, well, what do I want to do?

00:45:25.260 Do I want to have a person kill themselves because I don't accept them?

00:45:28.800 Or should I accept them and then let them go worse, further from the truth?

00:45:32.780 And obviously, everyone's picking the latter.

00:45:34.320 I also saw something anecdotally about two studies about children with gender dysphoria.

00:45:39.560 And this was kind of like before the trans craze.

00:45:41.580 And it said like 70 to 90% of young kids who have gender dysphoria just straighten out.

00:45:49.960 Yeah.

00:45:50.220 So it's like now it's get the surgery, do the stuff.

00:45:54.580 If you're a parent and you have a kid who's even thinking about this kind of stuff, it's

00:45:58.520 like the first thing you do is lock down the computer.

00:46:00.640 The second thing you do is start spamming detransitioner stories.

00:46:05.900 And then, you know, in the extreme case, if you're the cool dad, you go trans too.

00:46:10.160 Yeah.

00:46:10.400 Just embarrass the kid.

00:46:11.240 Just embarrass them until they come back.

00:46:12.860 Start wearing the dress, dad.

00:46:13.960 That's interesting because I was thinking about like what my parents would do if I was

00:46:17.980 trans as a kid.

00:46:19.320 And it's like I can't even think of a hypothetical like that because I was just so programmed

00:46:24.380 to grow up to be a man where it's like I liked football.

00:46:27.800 My dad played football.

00:46:28.900 My older brother played football.

00:46:30.300 I play football.

00:46:31.340 Like I want to like work out to be better at football.

00:46:34.000 Like I always had like this plan and vision that was kind of like instilled in me into things

00:46:38.820 that like my family like to do as well.

00:46:41.220 We like to play football.

00:46:42.160 We like to go outside, play sports, be competitive, be better than other people like competitively

00:46:47.520 in sports.

00:46:48.000 So it's like my whole life has been competing against other young men and then growing with

00:46:53.120 that.

00:46:53.480 So it's like the option of like, oh, I'm a girl and I want to, it's like that would never

00:46:57.740 even come because from a young age I was just raised so correctly.

00:47:01.040 You were groomed.

00:47:02.040 I was groomed in a good way.

00:47:02.820 Groomed into a football star.

00:47:05.740 So it's like, and it works out.

00:47:07.060 And that's, that's also like a broader concept where it's like a lot of kids want to do the

00:47:12.260 opposite of what their parents did or like break away.

00:47:14.640 And it's like, it's cool to be like a fifth generation, like iron worker or bricklayer

00:47:20.480 or, you know, some unique cop or fireman.

00:47:22.640 Exactly.

00:47:23.280 And it's, it's like, Hey, a couple of generations of your exact genetics have done great with

00:47:28.800 this.

00:47:29.320 So you want to go be a painter?

00:47:31.060 You know, it's like, do what you're kind of destined to do, you know, fulfill your role

00:47:36.500 almost.

00:47:37.840 And obviously the trans stuff is just a total derailment.

00:47:41.140 The trans people, they just tell their kids, you could be whatever you want, like whatever

00:47:44.440 you want, we'll be okay with.

00:47:45.700 And the kids looking around like, well, I have my sister's Barbies and her dresses.

00:47:49.680 I have like glitter and whatever.

00:47:52.000 I have nail polish from mom.

00:47:54.000 And like, they pick from anything.

00:47:55.240 Like for me as a kid to go, you want to play?

00:47:57.580 You want, you want to do stuff outside of school?

00:47:59.500 What do you want to do?

00:48:00.040 You can play football.

00:48:00.880 You can play lacrosse.

00:48:01.760 You can play baseball.

00:48:03.020 You can, you know, join the chess club.

00:48:05.660 You can play trumpet.

00:48:06.700 Like all my options were just like, I had like 10 options and I was going to take three really

00:48:11.880 seriously.

00:48:12.380 Yeah.

00:48:12.920 And those three were all like male things that you do as a young man to become an older

00:48:17.400 man.

00:48:17.920 And it was never like, oh, pick whatever you want.

00:48:20.580 Cause that's like no structure and kids don't know anything.

00:48:23.540 You're not going to, it's not really smart to give them the opportunity to pick anything.

00:48:27.240 Yeah.

00:48:27.700 So it's like, I had, oh, football.

00:48:29.700 You don't like football.

00:48:30.260 You can play lacrosse.

00:48:31.080 You don't like lacrosse.

00:48:32.160 You could play baseball, but baseball is a little too competitive.

00:48:34.880 You're doing something.

00:48:35.760 You live in the Northeast.

00:48:37.000 You probably play lacrosse.

00:48:38.060 You can get into a, you can get a lacrosse scholarship pretty easily compared to baseball.

00:48:41.340 You'd have to go to the minor leagues and be a pro.

00:48:43.480 You're probably not going to be a pro.

00:48:45.040 You sure you don't like football?

00:48:46.140 You're gigantic.

00:48:47.520 Your dad played in college.

00:48:49.300 Like, you know.

00:48:50.460 Yeah.

00:48:50.780 So it's like, as long as you give the options and they're all within like acceptable young

00:48:55.900 men stuff, let the kid pick from that.

00:48:58.260 If you give them no options, they're going to pick weird shit because they don't know

00:49:01.040 anything.

00:49:01.540 Yeah.

00:49:01.920 All right.

00:49:02.300 Moving on out of the, we're still in cringe, but we're out of like the trans shit and we're

00:49:06.640 moving into this clip.

00:49:08.320 A woman who does like cooking videos and recipe videos.

00:49:12.860 She did one where she cooked some nice chicken dish and she got a lot of kickback and flack and

00:49:18.540 hate comments because people are saying white people don't season their food, right?

00:49:22.720 Yeah.

00:49:23.100 So this is a, I'd call it kind of a cold war that has been bubbling under the surface for

00:49:27.720 a long time where a lot of black people comment about seasoning and they go, oh, they didn't

00:49:32.300 even season their food.

00:49:33.320 You got to season that chicken.

00:49:34.380 You got to pour as much garlic powder on that chicken as you possibly can.

00:49:39.020 So let's play the original video.

00:49:40.460 This woman kind of stumbled into this.

00:49:42.360 She isn't.

00:49:42.680 Yeah.

00:49:42.820 She didn't realize it was a full cold race war.

00:49:45.020 She didn't realize how racially motivated all this shit was.

00:49:47.540 So this is a CSA to the seasoning police on this app.

00:49:51.320 If in your brain, you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder,

00:49:57.300 or maybe something like rosemary.

00:49:59.640 If this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question.

00:50:04.880 What does this come from?

00:50:06.580 Granulated garlic.

00:50:07.520 What is that?

00:50:08.600 Garlic?

00:50:09.280 Onion powder.

00:50:09.860 What does that come from?

00:50:11.000 Dehydrated onion.

00:50:13.700 Let's take a look at the spice rub.

00:50:15.160 Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper.

00:50:18.880 I sauteed those bell peppers along with my onion and garlic.

00:50:22.700 Hmm.

00:50:23.180 What is so funny to me is if I had just doused my chicken in this rub, in this rub alone,

00:50:27.840 the seasoning police would be out of my comments.

00:50:29.860 They wouldn't even be in there.

00:50:31.020 But the second it's fresh garlic or fresh onion or fresh bell pepper, it's automatically

00:50:35.580 not seasoning.

00:50:36.640 And let me just say one last thing.

00:50:38.020 If you're one of those people that loves to watch cooking competitions and a judge says

00:50:41.720 something is under-seasoned, they're talking about salt.

00:50:44.340 Under-seasoning your food means there's not enough salt in it.

00:50:47.200 Salt is going to bring out the flavor of onion, the flavor of garlic, the flavor of whatever

00:50:52.580 random spice rub that you have.

00:50:54.360 And let me just say that if your food tastes a little off, it's not because you need to

00:50:57.600 add more powder.

00:50:58.940 It's most of the time because you need to add more salt or some sort of acid like lemon

00:51:03.220 juice or vinegar.

00:51:04.180 Okay?

00:51:05.280 So there you go.

00:51:06.620 She really laid it out.

00:51:08.140 She doesn't realize that the seasoning police is all black people.

00:51:11.460 For the most part.

00:51:12.360 She doesn't know that.

00:51:13.040 Obviously, that's for the most part.

00:51:14.720 And then some white people who act black, they get in on that too.

00:51:17.300 Or Hispanic people, I'm sure.

00:51:18.620 Yeah.

00:51:19.760 Adobo or whatever.

00:51:20.840 So she didn't know what she was getting into.

00:51:22.880 And right-wing Twitter has been ablaze with memes of this girl.

00:51:26.440 And they praised her because she put it so eloquently, right?

00:51:30.020 Yeah.

00:51:31.160 Fresh vegetables are better than the powdered dehydrated version.

00:51:34.560 Obviously.

00:51:35.040 And so you'd use the dehydrated powders because you're not cooking with fresh vegetables.

00:51:39.440 Exactly.

00:51:39.860 So it's like the people who are using the seasoning and overusing the seasoning, they're the ones

00:51:44.580 who are actually cooking incorrectly because the ideal would be you just add onions and

00:51:49.080 real garlic.

00:51:50.000 Yeah.

00:51:50.200 And so let's show an example of a fighter of this Cold War who oversees the opposition.

00:51:57.340 Yeah.

00:51:57.520 Let's see what they're up to.

00:51:58.500 Platinum.

00:51:58.940 Now y'all know I got to pop it with the Tonys first.

00:52:01.920 Tony Satchers.

00:52:02.680 I got my garlic powder right here.

00:52:05.400 Three full things.

00:52:06.420 Oh my God.

00:52:06.700 It's going to be platinum.

00:52:07.780 Look at the onion powder.

00:52:09.400 Three full onion powders.

00:52:10.640 Now what's up about that paprika?

00:52:12.400 That paprika be something serious.

00:52:14.220 I'm telling you.

00:52:15.580 Got my lemon pepper seasoning right here.

00:52:18.400 Oh my God.

00:52:20.140 The old babe.

00:52:21.760 Now let's dash that acid in there.

00:52:24.040 Now look what that say.

00:52:25.300 Extra spicy.

00:52:26.700 It's not going to be that spicy though because I'm going to balance my flavor.

00:52:29.320 That, all that seasoning.

00:52:32.320 He poured like a bucket of powder into that.

00:52:35.300 That's disgusting.

00:52:35.920 And you basically need one of those crab boil things, maybe some Tony Satchers, maybe a

00:52:39.940 little extra.

00:52:40.540 Yeah.

00:52:40.940 And then you throw lemons in there.

00:52:42.720 Yeah.

00:52:43.520 And then there's some other clips from the Cold War opposition of what they're up to in

00:52:48.800 the kitchen.

00:52:49.420 We started, yeah, the Cold War, the first bullet was fired, obviously, by this girl.

00:52:53.400 We didn't want to go to war.

00:52:54.420 Nobody did.

00:52:55.220 We just would have let it bubble silently under.

00:52:57.340 Now that we're in the war, we're going to show what the opposition's up to cooking

00:53:01.420 wise.

00:53:01.960 You ever see these people who cook, I mean, who clean.

00:53:04.860 These people?

00:53:05.320 What do you mean these people?

00:53:06.560 These people online who clean their vegetables with soap?

00:53:10.940 Yeah.

00:53:11.340 They're chicken.

00:53:13.860 With soap?

00:53:15.160 In the sink like that?

00:53:16.460 So people are rubbing salt, like, or soap, Dawn soap on chickens.

00:53:21.040 And, like, we have...

00:53:22.440 And this is kind of blurring the lines between irony, satire, and, like, reality.

00:53:30.340 But there are so many videos of this.

00:53:32.400 We're going to play a few in the background.

00:53:34.080 They all wash the chicken.

00:53:36.380 They're all...

00:53:38.400 You get salmonella all over your kitchen.

00:53:40.840 Yeah.

00:53:41.180 And it's actually...

00:53:41.820 Or in your bathtub.

00:53:42.620 Some of these people are cleaning vegetables and chicken in the bathtub.

00:53:45.720 Yeah.

00:53:45.900 And you don't need to wash chicken.

00:53:47.920 It actually spreads the raw chicken germs across your sink and everything.

00:53:52.520 So you have to do a deep cleaning.

00:53:54.300 Yeah.

00:53:55.180 And so this is kind of like, you know, hey, it's time to wake up.

00:53:59.780 Spices are actually vegetables most of the time.

00:54:03.360 And you don't need to wash your chicken.

00:54:05.380 And there's been some serious accusations as well thrown.

00:54:09.840 Some people eating cornstarch.

00:54:12.680 I've heard that.

00:54:13.660 We're not going to get into that too much.

00:54:15.200 But...

00:54:15.680 I've seen some videos of certain groups of people eating cornstarch by the block.

00:54:20.780 Yeah.

00:54:21.240 Which is insane to me.

00:54:23.420 But so basically it's like, it's kind of this low level, low IQ thing where you just say,

00:54:29.040 oh, that's not seasoned enough.

00:54:30.540 Without understanding the art of cooking and without understanding like how to get something

00:54:34.940 juicy or how to get some...

00:54:36.520 The result you want or the flavors.

00:54:39.240 And so, you know, garlic and onion, fresh garlic and fresh onion.

00:54:42.940 White people love that shit.

00:54:45.320 And so I know it seems like black people like the powder.

00:54:48.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:50.220 And then also like, let's compare setups.

00:54:52.980 This lady's kitchen is sick.

00:54:54.940 Yeah.

00:54:55.440 She's got a great kitchen.

00:54:56.440 She's got a ton of supplies.

00:54:57.660 She's got an organized pantry.

00:54:59.200 I trust what she's putting together as opposed to people cooking in the backyard, pouring

00:55:05.440 all the dust on it.

00:55:07.080 Yeah.

00:55:07.660 Yeah.

00:55:08.360 Should we move on to the...

00:55:10.360 So yeah, the cold race spice seasoning war just went hot, guys.

00:55:15.400 Accusations are flying, insults, missiles everywhere.

00:55:18.260 Yeah.

00:55:18.460 So we'll see who survives.

00:55:20.460 I think most white people understand that, you know, there are certain cultures that

00:55:24.200 do cooking really well.

00:55:25.380 Italian, French cuisine.

00:55:27.200 The Italians taught the world how to eat.

00:55:29.560 What's that from?

00:55:30.540 It's Uncle Junior says that in The Sopranos.

00:55:32.620 We taught the world how to eat, but he was kind of senile at that point.

00:55:35.920 So...

00:55:36.280 Yeah.

00:55:36.480 But the French, they do great.

00:55:38.160 French.

00:55:38.780 Yeah.

00:55:39.100 So where did cuisine come from?

00:55:40.060 Do you ever have Ethiopian food?

00:55:41.860 No, I haven't.

00:55:42.700 Yeah, you sit on the ground and you run like this gloop through it.

00:55:47.040 This starchy gloop through it.

00:55:48.000 Eat it through your hands.

00:55:49.240 That's also another thing with the cold seasoning war, the cold racial food war.

00:55:54.460 Everybody goes, no immigrants?

00:55:56.800 Hope you enjoy.

00:55:58.220 Better not want the Ethiopian food, you know?

00:56:00.420 And it's like, take it or leave it.

00:56:01.640 I don't give a fuck.

00:56:02.380 Yeah, no immigrants?

00:56:03.080 It's like, how about your street tacos?

00:56:04.740 And it's like, oh, the meat that they buy stolen from Walmart because the person stole

00:56:09.140 it, a street rat stole it and sold it to him for...

00:56:11.080 30 cents on the dollar?

00:56:12.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:13.020 Yeah.

00:56:13.660 All good.

00:56:14.440 We're good.

00:56:15.020 Yeah.

00:56:15.220 I don't need more Berea tacos, guys.

00:56:17.200 Yeah.

00:56:18.000 So, yeah.

00:56:18.940 And then, obviously, there's traitors to the spice seasoning race Cold War.

00:56:24.840 Yeah.

00:56:25.160 And those are mostly, obviously, white women.

00:56:27.760 White liberal women.

00:56:28.520 White liberal women.

00:56:29.820 And so, this is a headline from...

00:56:31.620 It says, Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in racist and sexist social structures.

00:56:37.100 The new pantry porn trend is a modern status symbol for white women, the Chicago professor

00:56:41.380 says.

00:56:41.840 It's like having a nice pantry is racist now because not everyone has that.

00:56:46.600 It's like, wouldn't you want to strive and hope to have a nice pantry one day with all

00:56:50.580 your stuff organized perfectly and jarred nicely and in nice rows?

00:56:54.420 No.

00:56:54.800 I want to dig around looking for a garlic powder that's unorganized so that I can be race equal.

00:57:00.140 Because I've never cooked with actual garlic before.

00:57:02.340 Yeah.

00:57:03.040 Garlic is sticky.

00:57:04.460 Yeah.

00:57:05.000 So, it says, historically, Drenton says, the tidiness is intertwined with status and a

00:57:08.460 person's messiness often breeds assumptions about a person's capacity to be responsible

00:57:12.140 and respectable.

00:57:13.440 Oh.

00:57:13.700 So, there's this whole world out there now where people go, oh, all your actions, they

00:57:18.240 don't mean anything for your character.

00:57:20.200 You know?

00:57:20.700 It's like all these little things you do every day, they don't actually add up to make you

00:57:24.200 who you are.

00:57:24.960 Yeah.

00:57:25.300 You have a nice organized kitchen and pantry, it's because you're white.

00:57:27.980 And you're racist.

00:57:29.400 I judge a messy kitchen.

00:57:30.760 If I'm in someone's house and they have a messy kitchen, it's like, what's going on

00:57:33.980 here?

00:57:34.380 Yeah.

00:57:34.500 You know?

00:57:34.740 So, it's like, what, you know, nice or bad?

00:57:37.500 What's better?

00:57:38.380 Nice.

00:57:39.040 It's easy.

00:57:39.720 Standards or no standards.

00:57:41.240 You should never have standards, right?

00:57:42.940 Yeah.

00:57:43.160 That is the point of most of these racial-

00:57:44.860 Because some people don't have standards and you don't want to be against them because

00:57:48.200 of the color of their skin because that's racist.

00:57:50.480 So, now no one can have standards because the, you know, that's how it goes.

00:57:54.220 Exactly.

00:57:54.700 And again, this country used to reach up.

00:57:56.700 We used to reach up to the sky and dream of a great pantry and an organized house.

00:58:01.220 And now it's racist, sexist, anti-gay.

00:58:04.640 Donald Trump, go away.

00:58:06.140 Go away.

00:58:06.720 Yeah.

00:58:07.160 I have a quick question for you before, because we're kind of finishing the food talk.

00:58:10.500 Okay.

00:58:11.180 Before we move on.

00:58:12.200 Um, how would Rob Smith leave, what kind of Yelp review would Rob Smith leave if he

00:58:21.160 went to a tapas place, but he didn't really like the, he didn't really like what he got?

00:58:26.920 What would his angle be?

00:58:28.580 All right.

00:58:29.160 Um, okay.

00:58:29.900 So, Rob, knowing Rob, in the tapas, he's complaining about it's too small, too small dishes.

00:58:34.620 Yeah.

00:58:34.720 Well, so Rob and leaving, he's leaving a review.

00:58:38.360 Leaving a review.

00:58:39.360 Rob would start off by saying, first of all, I know tapas.

00:58:44.260 He would make a big show of saying how much tapas experience he has.

00:58:48.160 And he'd say, I've been to Spain.

00:58:49.900 I've been to Barcelona.

00:58:51.100 He'd say it with a, um, so I know tapas.

00:58:54.720 That being said, this tapas place, the dishes were incredibly tiny.

00:58:59.680 Yeah.

00:58:59.940 So he'd do a big preamble about how much he knows tapas before he criticized.

00:59:03.600 How much tapas he's had, how he's had tapas in Europe.

00:59:07.220 And then that being said, that was the key.

00:59:09.960 Yeah.

00:59:10.100 So you got that correct.

00:59:11.020 Yeah.

00:59:11.460 A hundred percent.

00:59:12.000 Nice job.

00:59:12.800 We're, we know what Rob's like.

00:59:14.500 Yeah.

00:59:14.880 Um, and then here's a final meme from the seasoning debate.

00:59:17.260 Uh, it says white people don't season their rivers.

00:59:21.580 I died at that.

00:59:23.160 You know, I looked at a graph of all of the pollution in the ocean based on country.

00:59:28.540 Yeah.

00:59:28.900 And we're not even on it.

00:59:30.220 Yeah.

00:59:30.600 It's all Asia.

00:59:31.360 It's all Asia.

00:59:32.400 They just dump it.

00:59:33.340 Yeah.

00:59:33.600 They dump it.

00:59:34.100 We're, we're lumped in with the rest of the world.

00:59:36.220 So I'm up in the littering.

00:59:38.600 Yeah.

00:59:39.140 Yeah.

00:59:39.340 Yeah.

00:59:39.460 Yeah.

00:59:39.580 We got to even this out.

00:59:40.640 Start spitting in the room.

00:59:41.800 No, it's like giant, all these Indonesia, India, Vietnam, the Philippines, they just let

00:59:46.200 it fly.

00:59:46.920 They just dump it.

00:59:47.820 China.

00:59:48.240 China doesn't care.

00:59:48.980 China laughs as you pay for a carbon credits while they dump shit in the ocean.

00:59:53.360 You dilate your child's hole.

00:59:54.580 We laugh at dump the trash in the ocean.

00:59:57.280 We laugh.

00:59:58.840 Dan Crenshaw used this.

01:00:00.340 So you're using a graphic that Dan Crenshaw used.

01:00:03.380 That's okay.

01:00:04.040 Yeah.

01:00:04.420 That's good.

01:00:05.400 I want you to admit that.

01:00:06.360 Sometimes your views overlap with Dan Crenshaw.

01:00:08.060 I just want to make you acknowledge that.

01:00:09.260 Well, that's fine.

01:00:10.080 And that's actually me proving I'm fair.

01:00:12.280 Exactly.

01:00:12.560 Dan Crenshaw is a Muppet Rhino.

01:00:15.020 But if you post something that makes sense, it doesn't, it doesn't not make sense because

01:00:19.520 Dan Crenshaw is a Muppet Rhino.

01:00:20.840 Exactly.

01:00:21.140 So I'm fair.

01:00:21.860 Fair and balanced.

01:00:22.680 Very true.

01:00:22.960 Dan Crenshaw is not.

01:00:23.800 Yep.

01:00:24.540 So we'll see where the spice war goes.

01:00:26.760 We'll see if there's any escalations or any counterattacks.

01:00:29.700 Yeah.

01:00:30.220 Good idea.

01:00:31.620 All right.

01:00:32.220 We have two more clips left in cringe.

01:00:34.820 We're going to go kind of fast through them because we're going too long.

01:00:38.960 Yeah.

01:00:39.360 So we're going to do the first one.

01:00:40.320 The girl pretends to clean for TikTok.

01:00:44.880 Sorry.

01:00:47.560 Ooh.

01:00:57.080 So the mom's laughing at her.

01:00:58.700 The girl's doing a TikTok where it says, I do the cooking, I do the cleaning.

01:01:01.860 And it's just a quick second of her pretending to clean for the TikTok.

01:01:06.500 So she doesn't actually clean to help keep the house nice for her family.

01:01:11.080 Her loved ones.

01:01:11.700 Her loved ones.

01:01:12.680 She pretends to clean for the 10,000 people that see the TikTok.

01:01:17.300 And they go, ooh, I got double thumbs.

01:01:19.580 People liked it.

01:01:20.640 Ooh.

01:01:21.400 Very hard.

01:01:22.100 It's very hard to describe what's going on to someone from 1850.

01:01:25.880 Yeah.

01:01:26.400 There's a lot of things in the world that it just like would not make sense to those people.

01:01:30.320 So she just pretends to do it for like 10 seconds so that the video box can go to everybody

01:01:34.640 out there.

01:01:35.220 She doesn't actually do it.

01:01:36.200 She can't actually clean.

01:01:37.320 She can't actually cook.

01:01:38.280 She's never, in fact.

01:01:39.980 Yeah.

01:01:40.320 So dark.

01:01:41.440 Dark times.

01:01:42.060 TikTok.

01:01:42.680 And now the TikTok debate is heating up.

01:01:45.320 They're having congressional hearings today and trying to get it banned, maybe.

01:01:49.380 Ban it.

01:01:50.260 Ban it because I don't even use it or know how to use it properly.

01:01:53.160 So I don't care.

01:01:54.300 Ban it.

01:01:54.540 I'm jealous.

01:01:55.380 I'm jealous of people who have followers.

01:01:57.260 I want everyone to come back to Instagram where I am.

01:01:59.120 Yep.

01:01:59.580 Exactly.

01:02:00.340 Okay.

01:02:00.800 Last clip of Cringe of the Week.

01:02:02.600 The guy got sucked by a farmer.

01:02:04.180 I was kind of fucked up.

01:02:07.600 Some white guy told me, he was like, hey, put some peanut butter on your dick.

01:02:12.520 Go to my fucking little farm.

01:02:14.680 All right.

01:02:15.380 So I pulled up to the little farm.

01:02:17.300 Put down my pants.

01:02:18.040 I had a little peanut butter on my fucking tip.

01:02:20.880 That motherfucker's just licking away.

01:02:22.920 Licking away.

01:02:23.560 Licking away.

01:02:25.640 I got 50 bucks plus another 50 bucks.

01:02:29.380 100 bucks.

01:02:33.340 Couldn't just add that before you said I got 50 and then another 50?

01:02:36.660 Why would you?

01:02:37.740 So it's like, what's the worst thing you've ever done for money?

01:02:40.060 That.

01:02:40.760 And then it's like, what's the worst thing you've ever done ever?

01:02:42.360 And it's like, say that on camera.

01:02:45.680 You could not pay me $1,000 to admit that, even if I never did it on camera.

01:02:50.560 Like, you don't even realize.

01:02:52.640 The worst thing you've ever done is actually second worst.

01:02:55.460 And then the first worst is happening right now.

01:02:57.740 You're telling everybody about it.

01:03:00.060 100%.

01:03:00.420 So that's weird.

01:03:01.580 And we have to be fair and balanced, right?

01:03:02.740 Because we did all the girl street interviews and we kind of trashed them.

01:03:05.180 Guys can be trashy and dumb too.

01:03:06.800 So this guy got 100 bucks for some peanut butter dick shit.

01:03:11.120 Yeah.

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01:04:37.980 Urban Decay.

01:04:39.200 This clip went very viral this week.

01:04:42.400 There is a subway, deranged subway racist who's harassing a man, his wife, and their child.

01:04:49.320 And we're going to go over that and see what could have been a better result.

01:04:52.860 Yeah.

01:04:53.080 And this is the guy who just hurls racial epithets at everybody.

01:04:56.400 He calls everybody monkey.

01:04:57.760 He goes monkey.

01:04:58.440 Oh, yeah.

01:04:58.840 White monkey.

01:04:59.520 He calls white people monkeys.

01:05:00.700 He calls Asians monkeys.

01:05:01.940 There's many viral videos of this guy.

01:05:04.280 He's a menace.

01:05:05.020 He's a menace to the New York subway system.

01:05:06.600 Yep.

01:05:06.800 He's a menace.

01:05:36.780 Debilitated, innervated, emasculated people.

01:05:39.200 Incapacitated, indisposed, emaciated, continuated, tenuous bodies.

01:05:42.960 I don't care about you.

01:05:44.140 Shut up and white, monkey.

01:05:46.060 You a dog in this country.

01:05:47.760 You're a fucking dog.

01:05:49.020 You're nothing over here.

01:05:50.120 You are a dog.

01:05:50.940 Shut up.

01:05:51.540 I'm black American.

01:05:52.400 I'm over you.

01:05:54.000 There's a letter between M and O.

01:05:58.240 So that guy just needs some reparations.

01:06:01.120 Yeah.

01:06:01.400 Give him five mil.

01:06:02.280 He'll be occupied.

01:06:02.840 Give him a dollar house.

01:06:04.000 Five million bucks.

01:06:05.340 90K for 250 years.

01:06:07.720 And he's going to be chill.

01:06:09.240 Yeah.

01:06:09.720 What kind of content does that guy consume?

01:06:12.120 What's he watching?

01:06:13.080 He's watching those pyramid stuff.

01:06:14.820 He's like, the pyramids go deep and we built them.

01:06:17.180 We built them.

01:06:18.300 We're the real Jews.

01:06:19.400 He's on some deep, deep level schizo shit.

01:06:22.280 And so-

01:06:22.900 He calls people monkey.

01:06:23.860 Yeah.

01:06:24.160 And he got aggressive.

01:06:25.000 He was walking in, monkey.

01:06:26.500 Yeah.

01:06:26.680 He's talking about Europeans.

01:06:27.800 Go back to Europe.

01:06:28.460 I'm a foundational black American.

01:06:30.740 Yeah.

01:06:31.260 He calls us monkey.

01:06:32.360 And it's like, we laugh at that.

01:06:34.360 I'm like, I'm not-

01:06:34.840 If someone called me a monkey, I go, okay.

01:06:36.920 Okay.

01:06:37.280 I know what you are, but what am I?

01:06:39.960 You'd say that.

01:06:41.760 I think that would be pretty good.

01:06:43.420 Come back.

01:06:43.920 Uno reverse card.

01:06:44.740 Hand it to him.

01:06:45.440 I don't know.

01:06:46.700 He's a food seasoner.

01:06:48.340 Yeah.

01:06:48.720 Oh, he goes-

01:06:49.500 He squirts the garlic powder.

01:06:51.020 So like, what do you do in the situations?

01:06:52.460 Obviously ugly.

01:06:53.680 I'm going to give you guys some scenarios.

01:06:55.420 Okay.

01:06:55.840 So hardos will go, if that happened to me, I'd knock that guy out.

01:07:00.980 Somebody better call the law going down to the parking lot.

01:07:04.320 Somebody better call the law.

01:07:06.860 Yeah.

01:07:07.300 The hard-o take is, I would have knocked that guy out.

01:07:09.740 I would have punched him down.

01:07:11.540 And then you do that, and the DA is taking some-

01:07:15.300 The DA is taking an interest in your case because you're-

01:07:18.640 It's a Soros DA probably in Chicago, and you're a white guy who punched a black guy.

01:07:22.060 And, you know, you don't get out on bail.

01:07:25.840 There's no bail for you.

01:07:27.080 You have to stay in, and you're actually going to get, like, Kyle Rittenhouse-ed.

01:07:30.900 Yeah.

01:07:31.180 You're going to be dragged through the mud.

01:07:32.700 You're not getting to work on Monday.

01:07:34.560 Yeah.

01:07:34.800 And now your wife needs to ride the subway by herself now.

01:07:37.560 Because you just got arrested, probably.

01:07:38.820 Because you punched a guy for saying stuff.

01:07:41.220 Obviously, the ideal would be, like, you don't live in a city, and you don't take public transport in a city with your baby.

01:07:46.680 But we're past that.

01:07:48.760 These people are already in the situation.

01:07:50.520 The ideal situation, and this is what I think Fleckus Talks the Podcast listeners would do.

01:07:56.520 If you're a man on that subway who isn't the guy, his wife, or the baby, if you're another man on that subway, and you see this happening, I think you step in between, and you let them just talk to you.

01:08:06.700 And you step in between, and you do Secret Service hands on your jacket, and you just stand there like this.

01:08:12.200 Let them call you monkey.

01:08:13.440 Let them call you fat.

01:08:15.020 Let them say you're so fat.

01:08:16.320 Look how fat you are, fat boy.

01:08:18.360 Hey, fat monkey.

01:08:19.740 And let them call you monkey.

01:08:21.220 And you just stand there like this, 6'2", 300 pounds.

01:08:25.540 300 XX pounds.

01:08:27.160 And you just wait for it to escalate.

01:08:28.980 And as soon as it physically escalates, you finish it.

01:08:31.340 You don't throw a punch.

01:08:32.400 You don't hit anybody for saying anything.

01:08:33.800 And you just stand in between the family.

01:08:35.820 You give that guy a break because he needs to do something, and he can't because he's with his kids.

01:08:39.620 He can protect his family.

01:08:40.740 They get off at the next stop.

01:08:42.160 You're a hero.

01:08:43.300 Nothing happened.

01:08:44.100 That guy is mentally deranged.

01:08:45.420 It's over.

01:08:46.120 But everyone else is just standing around and filming or sleeping or wearing their headphones so no one can step up.

01:08:52.740 And all the men probably lost all their virility from watching pornography, and they can't think of what I need to do in a situation because they're detached.

01:09:00.600 And they're just in this zone where they float.

01:09:03.160 Yeah.

01:09:03.300 We always preach on this podcast, words don't equal swinging.

01:09:06.740 You can never, even if it's the N-word, you can't swing.

01:09:10.820 And that would be, you know, if you're black.

01:09:13.160 But, because I, well, actually, I have seen a white guy say, someone said the N-word, and then just go like this.

01:09:19.040 It's like, no, words do not equal punches.

01:09:21.080 But it is a positioning game.

01:09:23.000 It is a body positioning game.

01:09:25.140 Secret Service dance, guys, is extremely underrated in a street rat scenario.

01:09:28.320 Yeah.

01:09:28.480 And obviously, these guys are getting off at the next stop.

01:09:30.920 You can't, it's like, I'll wait for the next train.

01:09:32.960 Don't worry.

01:09:33.720 But it's body positioning.

01:09:34.740 Look at the ready hands on the Secret Service.

01:09:37.440 Boom.

01:09:37.940 That was fast.

01:09:38.700 So, yeah, it's all a body positioning game.

01:09:42.420 You wait for him to escalate it.

01:09:45.140 And that's it.

01:09:47.020 Do you say some stuff to him?

01:09:49.200 Or do you just eat it and kind of just stay quiet?

01:09:50.840 If I was there, I would, knowing that I'm on this podcast and it would be content for later, I would be like, you spice seasoning.

01:09:58.380 You probably over season, use garlic.

01:09:59.860 Like, I'd say, you're industrious.

01:10:01.440 You ain't industrious.

01:10:02.200 You can't do this.

01:10:02.940 I'd match his tone.

01:10:04.600 You know, I'd match his energy.

01:10:05.560 What have you built?

01:10:06.120 You can't build nothing.

01:10:07.040 You ain't built nothing.

01:10:08.200 Your homeland is in Africa.

01:10:09.560 Blah, blah, blah.

01:10:10.080 Start doing, like, some real schizzo shit back.

01:10:13.380 Took you how long to get the wheel?

01:10:15.960 Yeah.

01:10:16.340 I would just stand like this and be quiet, and I would kind of smile and laugh.

01:10:19.500 And then if he got close, I'd, like, you know.

01:10:22.920 Yeah, it's a body positioning game, and it's a, like, stand your ground type thing.

01:10:29.500 Yeah.

01:10:30.200 Just in between the two.

01:10:31.440 Do we want to read this or no?

01:10:33.500 No, we already covered that.

01:10:35.100 Yeah, we did, but.

01:10:36.600 And also the situation, too.

01:10:38.120 It's interesting because everyone talks about white privilege.

01:10:41.080 White people have all this privilege.

01:10:42.640 Look in that situation.

01:10:43.860 Who's got the power?

01:10:45.060 Who has the people backing him?

01:10:46.440 Who has the media and the law enforcement and the establishment on their side, and who's

01:10:52.320 just, like, a victim who doesn't really have, like, a fair shot at it?

01:10:57.340 It's, like, white privilege.

01:10:58.580 You be the judge, yeah.

01:10:59.220 White privilege.

01:11:01.380 Imagine if it was flipped, and there was a black family, a black husband and wife with

01:11:04.960 a black baby, and a white person is coming, hey, monkey, hey, monkey.

01:11:08.980 Do you know what would happen?

01:11:09.820 Hate crime of the year.

01:11:11.120 The whole family, including the baby, would go to jail.

01:11:13.940 Oh, yeah.

01:11:14.680 The baby.

01:11:15.420 They'd lock up the baby, little handcuffs.

01:11:17.240 Yeah.

01:11:17.740 Like, do you know what would happen if it was the other way around?

01:11:20.220 Yeah.

01:11:20.400 But it's, like, oh, white privilege.

01:11:21.820 It's, like, the black guy's got the privilege here.

01:11:24.180 Yeah.

01:11:24.520 It's done on purpose.

01:11:25.740 And the white people now are just completely, like, disenfranchised, can't do anything,

01:11:31.000 can't stand up for yourself, can't say anything.

01:11:33.460 And it's just, like, you have to take it.

01:11:34.900 And they're completely demoralized.

01:11:36.320 And that's why the system is the way it is.

01:11:38.020 It's meant to do exactly this.

01:11:39.580 And that's, like, a living example of what they are trying to do.

01:11:42.460 Exactly.

01:11:42.940 And mom has to distract the kid with some sort of conversation while it's happening.

01:11:46.640 You know, it's tough.

01:11:47.940 It's tough.

01:11:48.480 Hey, another guy on the subway, you step in between, you let him just say whatever he's

01:11:51.940 saying to you.

01:11:52.540 You got your hands on your jacket, and you're ready.

01:11:54.760 And you're a capable male.

01:11:56.480 Also, yeah, walking around, like, in cities, urban settings, or whatever, we're done with,

01:12:02.360 like, the, ooh, don't look.

01:12:04.260 Like, ooh, don't look.

01:12:05.180 It's, like, my eyes are on this guy like I'm the secret service.

01:12:08.620 You know?

01:12:09.000 It's watching every move.

01:12:10.340 Is he reaching in his pockets?

01:12:11.360 Is he doing this?

01:12:12.200 Like, what kind of weapons could he have?

01:12:14.140 It's, like, threat level midnight, and you need to be aware.

01:12:18.640 And don't worry about being impolite and staring, because the impoliteness already is out the

01:12:22.620 door.

01:12:23.140 Exactly.

01:12:23.780 Exactly.

01:12:24.440 We need people to help each other out.

01:12:27.080 Good guys versus the bad guys.

01:12:28.500 Yep.

01:12:28.640 You know, there was a Japanese baseball game against America the other day, and there was

01:12:33.320 another round before that, where someone hit a home run on Japan.

01:12:37.700 Shohei Otani.

01:12:38.820 Shohei Otani hit a home run, and then the Japanese people, one of the Japanese people, caught the

01:12:44.120 ball, and they took a picture with the ball, and then they passed the ball around the stadium.

01:12:47.760 It's happening here in the background, you can see.

01:12:49.180 They passed the ball around the stadium for everyone to take a picture with it, and then

01:12:53.840 the ball got returned to the person who caught it.

01:12:56.560 Isn't that nice?

01:12:57.640 It gave everybody a chance to get a picture of the Otani home run ball, and then the ball

01:13:01.620 just got passed back to the rightful owner.

01:13:03.940 Isn't that a nice, high-trust society?

01:13:06.220 That's a society I certainly would like to live in, and I think I could.

01:13:09.880 I think that's attainable in certain settings, right?

01:13:12.460 I think we kind of almost had it ourselves in America.

01:13:15.760 Yep.

01:13:16.240 But nice, high-trust society.

01:13:18.000 See the difference?

01:13:18.540 Yeah.

01:13:19.180 Not everyone's a street rat trying to take from you?

01:13:21.720 Yep.

01:13:22.200 All right, let's play that Sav Hernandez clip.

01:13:24.200 She did that white privilege question with this guy, and the guy got completely smoked.

01:13:27.900 This is like a 10 out of 10.

01:13:29.400 I grew up as a white man, and you're the exact opposite, you know?

01:13:34.400 And so it's like, my experiences are going to be different from yours.

01:13:36.720 How come?

01:13:37.540 I think, you know, there's a thing of, like, white privilege.

01:13:41.980 What privileges do you have that I don't have?

01:13:43.440 Oh, see, that's a question I keep asking myself, because, like, in this day and age, like, all the laws, I say all the laws, you know, it's hard to speak on something I'm not fully knowledgeable of.

01:13:53.120 So, like, I'm sorry if I, like, make mistakes in saying this, but it's like, like, hmm.

01:14:00.300 Don't you think it's a problem in society when white people think that they have more privileges than brown or black people?

01:14:05.700 Yeah, and I think that's sort of the agenda that's pushed off, because personally, it's like, not that I think I'm more privileged than anyone else, because I had to work to get where I was, and that's like the...

01:14:15.360 So, why do you have that mentality immediately where you, you know, kind of apologize to me, like, let's talk about privilege, let's talk about I'm a white man in America, so we could have grown up differently?

01:14:24.420 I got you.

01:14:24.920 Why is that your first initial reaction to me as a brown woman?

01:14:28.380 Wow, you're getting me good.

01:14:29.660 See, these are the kind of conversations that I love having.

01:14:32.160 No, you don't.

01:14:33.340 Should we end it?

01:14:33.860 Yeah.

01:14:34.220 He gets smoked, and he has no answer, and he has no idea, and he thinks he's got white privilege, because that's what everyone's telling him, that's what the news says, and that's what Stephen Colbert says, and that's what Jon Stewart says.

01:14:44.620 But he didn't really do the reading.

01:14:46.500 He read the Cliff Notes of Woke.

01:14:48.180 Yeah.

01:14:48.480 You know, he's like, oh, you know, I got privilege.

01:14:50.760 This guy reminds me of someone who really just wants to get by.

01:14:53.640 Yeah.

01:14:53.760 You know, he's like, oh, I'll do kind of the right thing.

01:14:55.800 I'm mostly, I'll do my own interests and stuff.

01:14:58.620 The right thing in his mind.

01:14:59.780 Yeah.

01:15:00.280 He walks up to the interview just apologizing, ready to, just bending the knee.

01:15:04.540 It's your time now.

01:15:06.020 Yeah, ride the subway, buddy.

01:15:07.160 See who's got the privilege.

01:15:08.220 Yeah.

01:15:08.340 That's the type of guy you can kind of wake up, though.

01:15:10.240 I agree with that.

01:15:11.180 Wake up.

01:15:11.720 I agree.

01:15:12.100 Wake up.

01:15:13.180 Snap out of it, buddy.

01:15:14.080 Snap out.

01:15:14.820 It's a bad dream.

01:15:16.440 You got to wake up.

01:15:17.160 We need you.

01:15:17.940 Yeah.

01:15:18.200 But definitely a Cliff Notes woke guy.

01:15:20.520 Like, that's kind of basically what average white guy with two years of college is.

01:15:26.000 That's where they're at, right?

01:15:27.760 Yeah.

01:15:28.140 It's been hammered into them and they don't know why.

01:15:31.280 Yeah.

01:15:31.680 So.

01:15:32.160 Watches too much pornography.

01:15:33.620 Well, and it's funny because it's like, what privilege, you know, this kid never even

01:15:36.940 thought to ask that to a professor, you know?

01:15:39.780 What privilege does a white guy have that I don't?

01:15:42.080 And it's like, he never, nobody ever, they never answer that, right?

01:15:45.260 Like walking alone at night or something, you know?

01:15:47.360 Yeah.

01:15:47.420 That's male privilege.

01:15:48.620 That's not white male, you know?

01:15:50.280 And it's like, if you're a big guy.

01:15:52.680 Exactly.

01:15:53.220 Or you have like a weapon and you know how to defend yourself.

01:15:55.560 Yeah.

01:15:55.700 You think the pipsqueak has a nighttime privilege?

01:15:58.600 No, he's not.

01:16:00.480 Exactly.

01:16:00.840 But so, yeah, good, good on Sav.

01:16:02.920 Always funny to watch someone kind of with no true belief system.

01:16:07.440 Get wrecked.

01:16:08.040 Get questioned on it.

01:16:08.920 Sav's great.

01:16:09.400 She does a great job at that.

01:16:10.480 Another good man on the street person.

01:16:12.020 Yeah.

01:16:12.280 Man on the street?

01:16:13.200 What?

01:16:13.640 What are you saying about Sav?

01:16:15.700 Brown woman.

01:16:16.620 Yeah.

01:16:18.780 Take my wallet.

01:16:19.980 Yeah.

01:16:21.060 Sav's got more privilege than me right now.

01:16:23.320 Yeah.

01:16:23.820 Yeah.

01:16:24.160 I can see that.

01:16:24.900 Brown woman.

01:16:26.300 Nobody questions who she's with.

01:16:28.000 If I go to a protest, who's this tall white guy?

01:16:30.720 Yeah.

01:16:30.960 Get the fuck out of here.

01:16:31.920 He's friends with Michael Knowles.

01:16:33.820 Yeah.

01:16:34.260 Shout out to Sav.

01:16:35.140 We have her linked in the description as well.

01:16:37.060 Make sure you give her a follow.

01:16:38.780 Let's go to the defund the police woman.

01:16:43.500 Oh, yeah.

01:16:44.040 So this is a lady who, let's read her tweet before we show her video.

01:16:49.380 This is in 2020 during the George Floyd stuff.

01:16:51.540 This person tweeted what?

01:16:52.920 Yeah.

01:16:53.180 Her name is Hillary Ronan and she works in San Francisco.

01:16:56.800 I don't know if she's like a-

01:16:58.320 I think she works in like a soup kitchen type of thing.

01:17:00.080 Okay.

01:17:00.220 Like a mission, it's called.

01:17:01.680 Okay.

01:17:02.060 So she says, I want to make it clear that I believe strongly in defunding the police

01:17:05.480 and reducing the number of officers on our force.

01:17:07.480 For decades, we've had an imbalance in our city's budget with hundreds of millions of

01:17:11.820 dollars going to SFPD to have them do work there, not qualified to do.

01:17:16.820 And that was in the throes of George Floyd mania in August 2020 when the social pressure

01:17:24.220 was as high as it gets, right?

01:17:26.200 And here she is now in-

01:17:28.000 Three years later.

01:17:28.780 Mid-March.

01:17:29.300 For more footbeats and for more officers in the Mission District, I've been begging this

01:17:37.460 department to give the mission what it deserves in terms of police presence all year long.

01:17:44.640 And I have been told time and time and time and time again, there are no officers that

01:17:50.660 we can send to mission.

01:17:52.420 Isn't that embarrassing?

01:17:54.060 A full 180.

01:17:55.120 A true full 180.

01:17:56.520 A true 180 and you don't even realize it.

01:18:00.420 Yeah.

01:18:01.040 It's like a true 180 and you don't even realize what you're saying and then what you said a

01:18:04.960 few years ago.

01:18:05.540 It's like if you're in a position of power and you do a full 180 and you don't even realize

01:18:11.280 you're doing it, you should be fired or resign or step down because you made the wrong decision

01:18:16.480 the first time when you said, oh, no more cops, less cops, defund the police, less police

01:18:20.600 officers.

01:18:21.380 And now you're saying, where are all the cops?

01:18:23.280 I've been begging.

01:18:24.080 I've been begging for the cops.

01:18:25.540 No, you haven't.

01:18:26.320 You're a liar.

01:18:27.080 It's like, oh, you're fired.

01:18:28.460 You're a fart in the wind liar.

01:18:30.080 You just go with whatever people are emotionally manipulating you on.

01:18:32.820 You probably, she probably has a Ukraine flag somewhere and now in two years from now when

01:18:38.460 that battle is still raging on and no negotiations have happened and there's been no headway,

01:18:43.040 she's going to be like, I've been long time critic of the military industrial complex.

01:18:47.400 Why are we sending this money to Ukraine when in San Francisco people are suffering?

01:18:51.340 It's like, I've been begging for more cops.

01:18:53.680 It's like, best I can do is three smashed windows a year on your car.

01:18:57.900 Less cops.

01:18:58.520 Shut up, white bitch.

01:19:00.440 White bitch.

01:19:01.160 Somebody throws shit in her face.

01:19:02.820 On the liquid poop.

01:19:03.840 That's what she gets.

01:19:04.980 And it's like, she doesn't even realize that she's going against what she stood for last

01:19:08.180 time because what she stood for last time was just an emotional, you know, what's it

01:19:12.520 called?

01:19:13.320 The tantrum.

01:19:14.560 Yeah.

01:19:14.780 Oh, this is so bad.

01:19:15.700 We need the cops go away.

01:19:16.880 And it's like, you don't even, you're just emotionally, like you're, you're at the whims

01:19:19.980 of your emotion.

01:19:21.120 And it's also like, um, people have gotten so far away from city government services, right?

01:19:27.480 Like, so what is a city responsible for?

01:19:29.660 It's like police, fire, a couple social service things, maybe, you know, and then like the

01:19:35.880 water utilities and stuff like that.

01:19:38.480 Like, that's pretty much it.

01:19:39.920 And then a place like San Francisco who has been like, oh, this is under my purview now.

01:19:43.580 The needle exchange, the, the tent situation, the homeless housing, like they've gone so far.

01:19:49.040 It's like police is the one thing you need your tax dollars to go to.

01:19:52.820 Right.

01:19:53.020 Yeah.

01:19:53.400 Like the one truly essential.

01:19:55.700 And then it's like streetlights, street signs, like maintenance.

01:19:59.120 Um, so they've gotten so far away that this woman did a full one 80.

01:20:02.960 She's totally disqualified from ever having an opinion again, you know, and there's different

01:20:07.680 one eighties, you know, someone who changes their mind on abortion, you know, someone who

01:20:11.700 goes, oh, you know, I was, I was lost.

01:20:13.680 I was seeing it in a different place.

01:20:14.960 And it's like, for this one, it's like, oh, I was really with the moment.

01:20:19.580 Like they really riled me up.

01:20:21.180 The news, Rachel Maddow really did a number on me.

01:20:23.900 And like the abortion one 80, it's like, oh, I was younger.

01:20:26.520 I didn't fully know what an abortion actually is.

01:20:28.800 I didn't want a kid myself.

01:20:30.300 Yeah, exactly.

01:20:30.980 And you grow and you change your view from a one 80.

01:20:33.360 Like I've done that myself.

01:20:34.640 I, when I was younger, like in high school and college, I was pro choice, but I didn't

01:20:37.600 even know what it meant.

01:20:38.260 I would just be like, oh yeah, girl, girl's right to choose her body, her choice.

01:20:42.820 You'd like say little things like that.

01:20:44.960 This is like so different because she did a one 80, but she doesn't even realize that

01:20:49.020 she did it.

01:20:49.600 Yeah.

01:20:50.040 Which is so much worse.

01:20:51.120 Like, oh, I did a one 80, but I got new info and now my view is actually correct.

01:20:54.960 And I agree that I used to be wrong.

01:20:57.320 This is like, we need police.

01:20:59.660 Where are the police?

01:21:00.500 Then a month later, she'll be like, why are the police beating everybody?

01:21:03.060 We need less police.

01:21:03.920 Like she doesn't even know what she's fully doing.

01:21:05.600 Yep.

01:21:05.960 Very embarrassing.

01:21:06.700 All right.

01:21:07.440 Let's go to the white guy fight.

01:21:10.340 Yeah.

01:21:10.800 Let's see how a couple of white guys fight.

01:21:12.320 This is pretty old, but it went viral again this week.

01:21:19.280 So they're fighting.

01:21:21.400 Are you done?

01:21:22.780 Are you done?

01:21:24.480 He says, you got me.

01:21:25.660 He said, you're done.

01:21:26.520 Good fight.

01:21:28.840 Here you go.

01:21:31.260 They pick up their shit.

01:21:32.520 Glad you guys got that fucking settled.

01:21:36.120 They pick up their shit.

01:21:37.620 They shake hands.

01:21:38.640 He says, good fight.

01:21:40.180 Someone else comes in and goes, God, you guys got that fucking settled.

01:21:43.260 Yeah.

01:21:43.540 That's proper country shit.

01:21:44.960 That's a high trust society.

01:21:47.300 Those guys would pass around the baseball.

01:21:49.020 Yeah.

01:21:49.660 They're not going to beat each other.

01:21:50.860 You know, there's not someone who's like lifeless getting his head kicked in.

01:21:54.220 No one's going to shoot someone on Facebook live after this.

01:21:57.000 Yeah.

01:21:57.180 And there's no head stomping.

01:21:58.340 There's no kicking someone while they're down.

01:22:00.040 I love the guy who comes in.

01:22:01.380 Glad you guys got that fucking settled.

01:22:03.000 Just like he wanted to be involved a little bit.

01:22:05.460 Oh, man.

01:22:06.100 So funny.

01:22:06.640 All right.

01:22:06.840 Let's move on.

01:22:07.560 We have a couple of clips of Urban Decay left.

01:22:11.140 Let's go to the man beat with the bat with his girlfriend.

01:22:17.660 This is over a parking dispute.

01:22:19.340 That lady hit that guy with the bat.

01:22:21.000 Baseball bat to the head.

01:22:22.020 This guy's been stabbed multiple times by the man.

01:22:24.400 Blood everywhere.

01:22:25.440 And here he comes.

01:22:26.120 The knife guy comes up and slices his face.

01:22:29.180 Slices the guy's face over a parking dispute.

01:22:31.340 That guy and his queen, probably.

01:22:33.180 Him and his queen.

01:22:33.940 Yeah.

01:22:34.140 That's my queen.

01:22:34.940 She's my ride or die.

01:22:35.720 It's like you need to be talking to her on a phone through glass, buddy.

01:22:39.520 You guys are criminals.

01:22:40.920 We need less cops.

01:22:42.020 Yeah.

01:22:42.300 We need way less.

01:22:43.760 And dude, the funny thing about that, it's like America is not what it used to be, guys.

01:22:49.300 There are people out there on the street who are just ready to stab someone multiple times

01:22:53.700 over a parking dispute, you know?

01:22:55.880 So get the hell out of cities.

01:22:57.720 Flee.

01:22:59.260 And, you know, anybody can be a psychopath now.

01:23:03.580 Anybody can be someone who doesn't value life and who would slit your face open,

01:23:08.600 give you a permanent scar over a parking spot.

01:23:11.460 Yeah.

01:23:11.940 And seriously, this X factor now that wasn't around as much years ago, where anyone can

01:23:17.840 be the worst psychopath ever.

01:23:20.140 And you don't know who these people came from.

01:23:22.160 Did they pay someone?

01:23:23.280 You know, they're Hispanic.

01:23:24.420 I don't know.

01:23:24.900 They're probably Brooklyn type people.

01:23:27.440 But like, you never know where someone came from.

01:23:29.920 Some guy with a face tattoo could have crossed the border and just like-

01:23:33.200 Doesn't know how things are over here.

01:23:34.620 And his paperwork didn't, you know, it slipped through the cracks, you know?

01:23:37.120 So anybody can be anyone.

01:23:39.440 Yeah.

01:23:39.940 And I wouldn't test anybody.

01:23:42.280 Get out of the cities is the key takeaway there.

01:23:44.380 Yeah.

01:23:44.720 Get out of the urban centers where these types are.

01:23:48.000 Let's go to this one next.

01:23:49.360 Okay.

01:23:49.620 This guy gets robbed outside of a store.

01:23:51.680 A disturbing attack caught on camera in San Fernando.

01:23:54.080 Another psycho.

01:23:54.960 Who knows who that guy is?

01:23:55.800 Just outside a grocery store.

01:23:57.460 Police say 31-year-old Edgar Flores tried to take a dad from a 69-year-old victim last week.

01:24:03.120 And Edgar Flores is kicking him in the face while he's down.

01:24:06.620 And this worker does nothing.

01:24:08.300 And then here comes the guy from the back who actually does something.

01:24:10.940 But it didn't take long for police to track him down.

01:24:13.520 Mr. Flores is somebody who the San Fernando Police Department has had numerous contacts with in the past.

01:24:20.980 So upon seeing the video footage, officers immediately recognized him.

01:24:25.600 If the officers recognize you off a blurry camera, you should probably be in jail.

01:24:31.480 Like just period.

01:24:32.640 Keep it.

01:24:33.800 Keep it.

01:24:34.180 Need it or keep it.

01:24:35.380 Keep him locked up.

01:24:36.620 Keep him.

01:24:37.560 All right.

01:24:38.200 Last clip.

01:24:39.040 Let's go to the girl who was on spring break.

01:24:42.740 Let's show the macro picture first very briefly.

01:24:44.940 Right.

01:24:45.340 Spring break, Miami.

01:24:47.660 Here's what the food seasoners are up to.

01:24:49.640 Just destroying someone's car because they can and because there aren't police.

01:24:58.860 All minorities.

01:25:00.360 Everyone is black, I guess.

01:25:01.940 I don't know.

01:25:02.580 Or Hispanic.

01:25:04.060 There are people in this car.

01:25:05.920 You know.

01:25:06.300 And then let's zoom in on who's in the crowd.

01:25:08.780 Like who's.

01:25:09.480 Yeah.

01:25:09.780 And what they have going on.

01:25:10.840 What's happening to them.

01:25:11.760 If y'all coming to Miami, do not give no guy, since y'all want to remove my sound.

01:25:19.540 Don't give no guy y'all phone to put their number in because this guy just cashed up

01:25:25.380 himself a thousand dollars for my sister money and took one of my sister's phone, act like

01:25:30.960 he was putting his number in and send himself a whole thousand dollars.

01:25:33.480 Y'all blow his stuff up and tell him to send my sister her money back.

01:25:39.360 I don't think he has to send it back.

01:25:40.940 Like, you know, that's a good heist.

01:25:42.540 Fair and square.

01:25:43.240 A thousand dollars is not a lot of money for like a police report.

01:25:46.060 You know, it's a lot of money to a person for sure.

01:25:47.720 Yeah.

01:25:47.920 But like for a cop, like, oh, someone stole a thousand dollars.

01:25:50.500 They're going to be like, eh, we got worse stuff.

01:25:53.120 And then you do 10 of those a night, you get 10 grand.

01:25:55.440 That's a good day.

01:25:56.120 I like doing those little crimes like that.

01:25:58.460 And it's like, you know, you just committed wire fraud.

01:26:01.800 It's like an actual serious charge.

01:26:03.860 But, you know, that's the type of people in Miami.

01:26:05.620 What are your thoughts on this girl and the way she speaks and the way she looks?

01:26:08.220 She puts a lot of effort into the way she looks, into her makeup and her lashes and her hair and her lips.

01:26:16.080 Yep.

01:26:16.500 And I'm sure her fake butt and her stupid outfit with the holes in it.

01:26:20.820 A lot of people wear the outfits with the holes in it and they got holes like so you can see all their skin.

01:26:24.980 Yeah.

01:26:25.140 That's what's going on in Miami.

01:26:26.820 That's why I don't go to Miami.

01:26:27.700 Spring break in Miami, nightmare, amateur hour.

01:26:30.000 That's one of my least favorite types of people.

01:26:32.280 Yeah.

01:26:32.540 A girl who talks like that and does social media.

01:26:34.860 Let me tell you what's going on in Miami spring break.

01:26:37.520 Let me let you in on the hustle.

01:26:39.860 Yeah.

01:26:40.820 Yeah.

01:26:41.260 So Miami is done.

01:26:42.460 We gave it up to idiot spring breakers.

01:26:45.040 You know, there are new places for spring break and we're not going to air them out on the show because we don't want these types to go find it.

01:26:51.040 Right.

01:26:51.320 Because they watch.

01:26:52.120 Yeah.

01:26:52.300 They watch and they go, ooh, St. Augustine, Florida, huh?

01:26:58.080 But all the chicken has a lot of garlic salt on it.

01:27:01.180 Yeah.

01:27:01.740 All right.

01:27:02.060 Let's move on out of Urban Decay into uplifting gold.

01:27:04.860 Don't get too down.

01:27:05.740 We have some uplifting clips and things to show you that will make you less depressed.

01:27:11.340 Let's see.

01:27:12.140 The first one, the Nike update.

01:27:14.740 Yeah.

01:27:14.920 This isn't a video, but it says Nike announces it'll stop using kangaroo leather for its soccer cleats.

01:27:20.360 Oh.

01:27:20.580 Didn't know that was happening.

01:27:23.040 Well, that's good.

01:27:24.980 Didn't know.

01:27:25.880 Okay.

01:27:27.320 Okay.

01:27:27.840 Any comments on that?

01:27:28.880 No.

01:27:29.080 I just wanted to go, oh.

01:27:30.720 Okay.

01:27:30.980 Kangaroos are like basically deer.

01:27:32.780 Yeah.

01:27:33.040 It's basically deer in a weird different form.

01:27:35.520 You can use that leather.

01:27:36.680 Yeah.

01:27:37.040 You eat kangaroos?

01:27:38.500 Yeah.

01:27:39.200 Huh.

01:27:40.000 I've been to Australia.

01:27:41.200 You ever eaten a kangaroo there?

01:27:43.260 I don't even think so.

01:27:44.660 I don't think so.

01:27:45.080 I never even thought I saw it on the menu either.

01:27:46.700 We went to Australia when we were younger.

01:27:48.260 Yeah.

01:27:48.840 But hey, good for the kangaroos, I guess.

01:27:50.760 Less demand.

01:27:51.640 All right.

01:27:52.240 Next, Mike Tyson met Hezbollah and thought it was a baby.

01:27:54.840 Okay.

01:27:54.960 And he's actually punching him.

01:28:13.120 And he starts like kissing him and pretending to bite his ear.

01:28:17.760 But Hezbollah's like 18, right?

01:28:19.600 Yeah.

01:28:19.820 He's like 20 or something.

01:28:21.580 So Mike Tyson thought that was a baby.

01:28:23.340 I guess is the gist of that.

01:28:25.860 Hezbollah probably didn't like getting like picked up and like kissed like that.

01:28:29.500 All right.

01:28:30.300 Let's see.

01:28:31.040 Next, the funny fat person stores in China.

01:28:34.680 So what do they say?

01:28:35.800 That one is what?

01:28:36.620 BB Fat.

01:28:37.460 BB Fat.

01:28:38.640 Fat Girls.

01:28:39.660 Fat Girls.

01:28:40.380 These are all Chinese.

01:28:41.620 Fatty Fat Girl.

01:28:43.780 Love Calories.

01:28:46.040 Moo Moo.

01:28:48.020 Thai Fat.

01:28:48.880 Beauty Isn't a Size.

01:28:50.400 And Fat Cat, of course.

01:28:52.100 So those are all the stores in China for fat people.

01:28:54.580 That's what they do.

01:28:55.380 Yep.

01:28:55.960 That's pretty good.

01:28:56.780 That's uplifting.

01:28:57.880 They're honest in Asia.

01:28:59.440 If one thing they are, it's straightforward and honest.

01:29:01.740 Because, you know, us, it's like Lane Bryant or like Plessy Plessy Size.

01:29:07.100 Yeah, yeah.

01:29:07.560 They call them.

01:29:08.060 You go to a fat store in America, you get a modeling contract.

01:29:11.000 Big and tall.

01:29:11.680 They go, ooh, you look sloppy, but with a skinny face.

01:29:13.580 You're perfect for making girls who are fat feel good.

01:29:17.640 Big and tall for us.

01:29:19.000 Yeah.

01:29:19.480 You've been there.

01:29:20.200 You go in the big and tall section.

01:29:21.320 I used to.

01:29:22.440 I had to buy a belt once and I had to get it from the big and tall size.

01:29:25.620 And now that belt is like way tighter and like easier to get on.

01:29:30.000 I could go to a normal size belt place now.

01:29:32.520 Good.

01:29:33.040 So I'm a-

01:29:33.900 Good progress, buddy.

01:29:34.820 Yeah.

01:29:34.860 Good progress.

01:29:35.600 All right.

01:29:35.820 Next, we have some good baby stuff.

01:29:37.820 Dad teaches his son how to ride a bike at the beach.

01:29:41.540 That's uplifting.

01:29:46.100 Isn't that nice?

01:29:47.320 Yep.

01:29:48.840 He's so happy.

01:29:50.660 That's a foundational moment.

01:29:52.560 Yep.

01:29:53.080 Core memories at the beach with your family.

01:29:55.940 Kids riding a bike.

01:29:57.260 Next generation.

01:29:59.360 That's good stuff.

01:30:00.200 Oh, he stops pedaling.

01:30:00.940 Boom.

01:30:01.660 Nice job, buddy.

01:30:02.900 That's good to see.

01:30:04.140 It's not all depressing stuff.

01:30:05.800 It's not all transgenders and radical racists.

01:30:10.040 There's still some good-

01:30:10.980 And spice supremacists.

01:30:12.620 Yeah.

01:30:13.160 There's still some good family values out there in America.

01:30:18.060 You can't get too depressed.

01:30:19.060 And then the baby in the stroller who wants Cheetos, here's the wrapper.

01:30:29.820 The baby goes like that.

01:30:31.960 That's pretty good.

01:30:33.620 Rap Boy does that too.

01:30:34.600 Whenever I open a bag of chips or anything with a crunchy wrapper, he looks over.

01:30:38.720 Yeah.

01:30:39.360 That's me who does it, not you.

01:30:41.740 That's definitely me.

01:30:42.760 Sometimes I'll just ruffle something like a fortune cookie or something just to see him look.

01:30:46.860 And I go, what was that?

01:30:48.340 That's what Jerry does too.

01:30:49.580 Yep.

01:30:50.040 All right.

01:30:50.600 Now we got some men stuff.

01:30:52.160 Okay.

01:30:52.460 You know, there's like good men and there's bad men.

01:30:55.020 We're showing some of the good men now.

01:30:57.800 Look at this first one.

01:30:58.960 This is a pilot landing in how much?

01:31:01.400 32 knot winds?

01:31:02.300 31 knot crosswind landing of an Embraer 195.

01:31:05.660 So a regional aircraft that's more susceptible to wind, right?

01:31:08.820 Yeah.

01:31:09.360 Look at this.

01:31:13.300 One hand on it.

01:31:16.140 You're going like 300 miles an hour and you got one hand on it and you're coming towards the ground.

01:31:20.240 That's what's going on in there.

01:31:22.460 Smooth touchdown.

01:31:26.500 That's what's going on though?

01:31:27.640 Yeah.

01:31:27.780 That yoke, I think it's called the yoke, is moving a lot.

01:31:30.300 You're going like this, trying to land the plane.

01:31:32.420 Is it like every time?

01:31:33.600 Is it just like hoping for the best?

01:31:35.600 Well, that's a tough crosswind landing or whatever is what they call it.

01:31:39.400 So yeah.

01:31:39.780 That's how it goes down though.

01:31:41.020 The one hand jerking on it and then you land.

01:31:45.380 Let's fill the cockpit with people for diversity reasons.

01:31:49.480 It's funny.

01:31:49.880 There's actually like a huge, I'm always noticing landings on the plane because it's like pilots pride themselves on the ability to have a clean landing, especially in harsh conditions like that.

01:32:03.020 And sometimes I'm like, you do like a bounce touchdown almost.

01:32:07.100 You know what I mean?

01:32:07.600 And it's like, oh, I don't know if I trust that captain anymore.

01:32:10.980 Like he kind of lost.

01:32:11.980 And then the captain faces the passengers as they're deboarding.

01:32:14.680 And it's like, if you had a bumpy landing, you don't want to face the passengers.

01:32:17.720 Yeah.

01:32:18.100 You know, that's scary.

01:32:19.180 You think there'd be more problems on landings, but like every plane just takes off and lands pretty much fine.

01:32:25.640 For now.

01:32:26.680 For now.

01:32:27.320 I don't get it.

01:32:28.080 Wait until the.

01:32:29.020 Look at this next one.

01:32:30.280 More man stuff.

01:32:31.020 This is from like the 1900s.

01:32:33.780 What's from like the 60s or something?

01:32:35.580 What counts?

01:32:36.500 1900s.

01:32:37.720 Look at this.

01:32:39.000 1990 construction for Olympic games.

01:32:42.480 And we're not going to play the music because it's copyright.

01:32:44.980 So imagine there's some nice music behind it.

01:32:47.160 But look at this.

01:32:48.280 Look at that.

01:32:49.480 Climbing around, building stuff.

01:32:51.680 Zero fall protection.

01:32:53.440 OSHA doesn't even exist yet.

01:32:55.820 No, I think it does.

01:32:57.100 But this is just, there's certain iron work that it's just like, you have to do it.

01:33:00.580 You have to go crazy.

01:33:01.360 And you climb around a building 50 stories up.

01:33:04.800 Yep.

01:33:05.160 And this is, this was work today.

01:33:06.720 And you come home and your kid's got purple hair and wants to be a transgender DJ or whatever.

01:33:11.820 Yep.

01:33:12.200 And this is what you're doing at your job.

01:33:14.040 You're climbing a building with no ropes.

01:33:16.340 Trying to make what?

01:33:17.900 60K a year?

01:33:19.300 I think they do a little better than that.

01:33:21.340 But.

01:33:21.700 This guy should make $300,000 for this.

01:33:23.780 I know.

01:33:23.960 But I think they do, they, they do make a lot.

01:33:26.180 Um, and look at him go up.

01:33:29.120 They go, they climb it.

01:33:30.780 Like they go up.

01:33:31.740 There's gotta be a better way.

01:33:33.080 Um, and then I was actually watching a brief documentary on this and it's called, I think

01:33:37.860 they were, the group that was featured in the documentary was called the Mohawk Skywalkers.

01:33:41.860 Oh, the Native Americans.

01:33:42.800 And so the, a lot of these guys are Native Americans who do it multi-generationally.

01:33:46.900 So it's like the grandpa does it, the dad does it, the kid does it.

01:33:50.280 And then like, it's kind of a passing of, uh, a coming of age thing to like get over

01:33:55.260 your fear of heights and start doing it.

01:33:57.240 So, and these guys built like the Chrysler building, the Empire State building, like they

01:34:01.020 did work on a lot of them.

01:34:01.960 So, uh, shout out to that.

01:34:03.860 That's a dope cultural thing that they have.

01:34:05.960 Yeah.

01:34:06.180 That's good men's stuff.

01:34:08.280 Um, all right, next let's go to the guy who stops the mass shooting.

01:34:11.680 This is great.

01:34:14.000 This happened a week ago.

01:34:16.320 In Tampa.

01:34:16.880 Yeah.

01:34:17.200 In Tampa.

01:34:18.020 Yeah.

01:34:19.680 So this guy's walking in with a gun out and a mask on and this other guy just kind of

01:34:23.240 grabs the gun.

01:34:23.920 He's like, nah, you're not going in there, buddy.

01:34:26.140 Yeah.

01:34:26.520 I don't, and he gets the gun out and falls.

01:34:29.040 This guy's mask.

01:34:29.740 He's fat.

01:34:30.600 This should be in the doppelganger almost.

01:34:33.000 Then the guy gets the gun.

01:34:34.060 He points it back, like back off.

01:34:35.520 And then the guy doesn't, he lunges for it again.

01:34:38.200 Yeah.

01:34:38.560 And there's a, they stomp him out.

01:34:39.800 They stomp him out.

01:34:40.860 That's good men's stuff.

01:34:42.060 That's good podcast.

01:34:42.980 That's average podcast listener.

01:34:44.320 Yep.

01:34:45.100 Absolutely.

01:34:45.460 That's what we do.

01:34:46.420 All right.

01:34:46.780 Last clip.

01:34:47.300 Shout out to that guy.

01:34:48.160 It's amazing.

01:34:48.880 You saved lives.

01:34:50.200 Like that's, that's the guy who stands up in the secret service stance on the subway.

01:34:54.460 Yeah.

01:34:54.860 And defends that family.

01:34:55.900 All right.

01:34:56.480 Last clip.

01:34:57.780 The old woman who likes physical touch.

01:35:00.620 This stuff makes me mad.

01:35:03.820 That's so nice.

01:35:04.780 She's an old lady.

01:35:08.820 That's nice.

01:35:09.800 It's not a bit.

01:35:12.040 You're just happy to be with the old woman.

01:35:15.520 It's not a bit.

01:35:17.620 It's not a bit.

01:35:19.920 The guy isn't even laughing.

01:35:23.140 Stuff like that makes me uncomfortable.

01:35:24.540 Well, no further.

01:35:26.600 It's not a bit.

01:35:27.440 That was just nice.

01:35:28.580 Old people are nice.

01:35:29.780 Spend time with them.

01:35:31.020 All right.

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