Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 17, 2023

DIVERSITY IS OUR WEAKNESS

Topics

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Hosted by

Austen Fletcher

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This week on the show, we talk about diversity, equity, and inclusion has gotten out of hand in the military just in time for WWIII, we have a fat fuck section of Cringe of the Week, which includes flying on planes and a woman who takes shits in her Honda Pilot. Then Asian hate crimes continue. You won t believe who's doing it this time. Actually, you will. And last but not least, Richard Rappoy and I prove white people do have culture in this week's Housekeeping.

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00:00:00.160 All right, welcome back to Flockus Talks, the podcast, episode 73.

00:00:04.000 Today on the show, diversity, equity, and inclusion has gotten out of hand in the military

00:00:08.480 just in time for World War III. 0.96

00:00:10.500 We have a fat fuck section of Cringe of the Week, which includes flying on planes and 1.00

00:00:14.400 a woman who takes shits in her Honda Pilot. 1.00

00:00:16.800 Then Asian hate crimes continue. 1.00

00:00:19.020 You won't believe who's doing it this time.

00:00:20.920 Actually, you will.

00:00:21.860 It's the same people who did it last time.

00:00:23.740 And last but not least, Richard Rappoy and I prove white people, in fact, do have culture

00:00:28.660 in this week's housekeeping.

00:00:30.460 All this and more, it's Flockus Talks, the podcast, episode 73, ranked the best new podcast

00:00:35.140 of all time.

00:00:38.480 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:41.880 And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than words

00:00:46.260 because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:00:49.440 Very cool.

00:00:50.420 Very cool.

00:00:53.080 It's Flockus Talks, the podcast, featuring Richard Rappoy.

00:00:56.400 All right.

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00:01:50.300 Let's get back to housekeeping.

00:01:54.140 True one-for-one on the intro as always.

00:01:57.480 Pretty clean.

00:01:58.600 Yeah, that was pretty good.

00:01:59.720 That was actually pretty much a one-for-one.

00:02:01.540 Be honest.

00:02:01.960 Yeah, that was.

00:02:03.060 What did you see?

00:02:03.720 I saw half in a bale and then one-for-one.

00:02:07.140 We count that as one-for-one.

00:02:08.300 Yeah.

00:02:08.880 The trick to a true one-for-one is you have to peek at the script right before you forget.

00:02:13.920 Yeah.

00:02:14.400 You have to start, like, you're finishing the last sentence, you peek at the script.

00:02:17.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:02:18.360 All right, we have a very important housekeeping, two pages of housekeeping this week.

00:02:21.840 First things first, as always, the things causing heart attacks and blood clots.

00:02:26.460 It's daylight savings time again.

00:02:28.720 We covered that last year when daylight savings time went the other way.

00:02:32.120 Yeah.

00:02:32.820 Yeah.

00:02:33.380 But it's still killing people.

00:02:34.620 Mm-hmm.

00:02:34.900 But we do kind of have it.

00:02:35.780 It's actually got more deadly, I assume.

00:02:37.360 Yeah.

00:02:37.640 You know, they probably mentioned it multiple times, like, last time they mentioned it in

00:02:42.520 last year.

00:02:43.100 So, it's like, hey, guys, just like we've been saying, daylight savings time, killing

00:02:47.700 everybody.

00:02:48.000 Yeah, that's their told-you-so.

00:02:49.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:02:50.740 But we do have a good update for the vaccine lovers out there.

00:02:55.140 There are some uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, I'm assuming.

00:02:58.700 Yeah, in Peru's Amazon Forest.

00:03:00.500 Peru's Amazon Forest.

00:03:01.740 And luckily for them, they are getting the vaccine.

00:03:05.860 Yeah.

00:03:06.160 This one headline says, in Peru's Amazon, forgotten tribes discover COVID-19 as vaccines

00:03:11.560 arrive.

00:03:12.340 Lucky them.

00:03:13.120 Sorry, Mimi Siku.

00:03:14.140 Heart attack time.

00:03:15.200 Yeah.

00:03:16.100 Mimi Siku.

00:03:17.120 Dude, and that's the thing.

00:03:18.280 It's like, no internet, obviously no shoes.

00:03:20.380 Who told them about COVID in the first place?

00:03:24.180 It's like the same team who brought the vaccine and goes, hey, there's this thing.

00:03:27.000 It's called COVID.

00:03:28.300 You need to take this right now.

00:03:29.660 And it's like, we haven't been exposed to anyone in a hundred years.

00:03:32.880 Yeah.

00:03:33.180 Someone shows up like, you got to take these vaccines.

00:03:37.840 It's like, what?

00:03:39.040 What?

00:03:39.540 For the virus, it doesn't kill anybody?

00:03:41.200 It's like, who's paying for that too?

00:03:42.660 It just shows the depravity of the COVID religion. 0.97

00:03:46.440 Like, let's get it to the uncontacted Amazon tribe.

00:03:49.060 It is like a religious thing.

00:03:50.380 It's like a, what's it called?

00:03:51.520 When you go to a place to convert people?

00:03:54.120 Yeah.

00:03:54.580 Missionaries.

00:03:55.140 It's like a missionary, but for bad, bad, bad, bad, bad stuff. 0.98

00:03:58.080 But for the church of Fauci.

00:03:59.420 Yeah.

00:03:59.680 And it makes you go to hell for giving it to those people.

00:04:02.520 All right.

00:04:03.860 That's good.

00:04:04.700 So hopefully no one did daylight savings time so they can not have a heart attack.

00:04:08.200 Yep.

00:04:09.200 Doppelgangers.

00:04:10.400 Yeah.

00:04:10.940 Doppelgangers.

00:04:11.220 You want to go first or you want me to go first?

00:04:12.700 Yeah, I'll go first.

00:04:13.500 We've been on a run with these doppelgangers.

00:04:16.960 You know, I used to kind of roast rap boy with it.

00:04:19.440 And then he really took an interest in the doppelganger section.

00:04:22.940 And I've been getting beat up the last few weeks.

00:04:25.000 Only recently.

00:04:25.720 Only recently.

00:04:26.180 Let's go through the ones I collected for you.

00:04:28.940 There's a, I think that's a fan of the show's husband.

00:04:31.600 Okay.

00:04:32.540 Close enough.

00:04:33.420 Close enough.

00:04:34.040 He looks like you.

00:04:34.300 That's you.

00:04:34.740 That's you.

00:04:35.220 Right?

00:04:35.380 Yeah.

00:04:35.540 That's pretty much me.

00:04:36.340 He's skinnier than you.

00:04:38.020 Chill.

00:04:38.800 Chill.

00:04:39.180 Well, I know.

00:04:39.740 I already saw the ones you said you did for me.

00:04:42.000 Chill.

00:04:42.020 We're about the same.

00:04:43.880 Yeah.

00:04:44.300 You guys are about the same.

00:04:45.400 About the same.

00:04:46.300 There's you.

00:04:47.160 Okay.

00:04:47.660 That's what, if you say AI Richard Rap Boy, that's what they make. 0.72

00:04:50.800 Okay.

00:04:51.260 Great.

00:04:51.440 That's what the demon secret forces in the universe think you are.

00:04:55.940 Okay.

00:04:56.340 Good.

00:04:56.700 Good to know.

00:04:57.300 There's you again.

00:04:58.240 That was just, that was actually not a doppelganger.

00:05:00.080 That's just a picture of Rap Boy.

00:05:01.220 We were eating some pizza, watching TV and that's him right there with his tit. 0.65

00:05:05.620 Okay.

00:05:06.340 And then you're doing some DJ work.

00:05:08.320 Yeah.

00:05:09.040 That looks like me and you combined actually.

00:05:12.280 Okay.

00:05:12.860 Okay.

00:05:13.220 I wish I looked like that.

00:05:14.740 And then, and then there's you, but that's like the skinnier before version of you.

00:05:18.200 Okay.

00:05:18.580 The monster energy.

00:05:19.420 And then last but not least, the CEO of Hooters.

00:05:21.960 Oh, undercover boss, undercover boss, which we've been watching.

00:05:25.880 We just watched it last night.

00:05:27.620 Undercover boss.

00:05:28.180 What was the main takeaway?

00:05:29.320 There was one.

00:05:29.860 Okay.

00:05:30.000 The one main takeaway.

00:05:31.200 They give money to everybody.

00:05:32.220 They give money to everybody.

00:05:33.440 They're not, they used to be like hard.

00:05:34.900 Like, yo, you're fired.

00:05:36.360 I saw what you did.

00:05:37.200 You're taking the pizzas home.

00:05:38.380 Yeah.

00:05:38.520 You're fired.

00:05:39.240 Yeah.

00:05:39.420 Now they're like, he's taking the pizzas home.

00:05:41.360 He's a single parent.

00:05:42.300 That means he can't feed his family.

00:05:43.900 Yeah.

00:05:44.280 Oh, he brings his kids to work.

00:05:46.020 He's a single parent.

00:05:46.960 It's like, you don't bring your kids to work.

00:05:48.900 You can't bring your kids to the franchise.

00:05:50.600 We have standards, right?

00:05:51.760 Like that's crazy.

00:05:52.740 And there was one last night where it's like the CEO of Roundtable Pizza and they're like putting this

00:05:57.380 disguise on him, like this fake mustache, these handlebar sideburns, long hair, and he has to

00:06:03.680 wear a mask.

00:06:04.480 And then on top of that, it's like, do you think some guy who works at the pizza place know what

00:06:08.300 the seat knows what the CEO of the company looks like?

00:06:10.640 It's just some random guy.

00:06:11.720 Yeah.

00:06:12.000 Like you didn't need to do the whole disguise.

00:06:13.920 That's true.

00:06:14.600 But we digress.

00:06:16.080 Those are my doppelgangers for you.

00:06:17.820 All right.

00:06:18.080 So my doppelgangers, I'll do my usual.

00:06:20.300 I'll go through the week for Fleckus, what he's been up to since the last podcast.

00:06:23.380 So he was rooting around the fridge.

00:06:25.440 He needed to find a snack.

00:06:29.280 Then after he got a snack, he's like, all right, time to go outside.

00:06:32.360 He was feeling himself, took a few pictures for social media.

00:06:34.880 Well, that's not me because I'm a righty and that guy's got a watch on his right hand and I don't wear

00:06:39.480 watches for the wrist reason.

00:06:40.880 Remember, that's a mirrored image.

00:06:42.920 So that is you.

00:06:44.720 Then once you were outside, you started to do some tomato gardening, planting some tomatoes.

00:06:50.820 You got your little outfit on.

00:06:51.980 So I'm getting some sun.

00:06:53.020 I'm exercising.

00:06:54.020 Yep.

00:06:54.420 But that job wasn't for you.

00:06:56.540 Gardener wasn't for you.

00:06:57.540 So you started doing hairstyling.

00:06:59.080 You started doing hairstylist stuff.

00:07:00.540 You worked in the salon.

00:07:01.600 You were massaging this woman's head. 1.00

00:07:02.960 This was actually post haircut. 0.92

00:07:05.120 And then after that, since, you know, working in a salon, kind of a little gay, you know, 1.00

00:07:10.120 So you started doing some twink shit. 1.00

00:07:12.780 You started doing some bear twink shit. 1.00

00:07:14.700 Bear's me. 1.00

00:07:15.300 Yeah.

00:07:15.600 I don't know what happened.

00:07:16.520 I leaned into it.

00:07:17.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:07:17.640 And then once you did all the twink shit, Hollywood was very pleased. 1.00

00:07:22.780 So they invited you to the Oscars where you sat in front of the woman with the stupid dress 1.00

00:07:27.420 that blocked everyone's view. 1.00

00:07:28.440 I sat in front of the woman with the stupid dress that blocked the view. 1.00

00:07:31.600 Yep. 1.00

00:07:31.900 So I blocked her a little bit. 0.99

00:07:33.000 You did.

00:07:33.460 You did.

00:07:33.980 That's actually the best place to be in that photo.

00:07:35.860 And once you were, once you got to the Oscars, you know, Hollywood, everyone's on Ozempic,

00:07:40.840 that weight loss drug that I think it has a different use, but everybody uses it to weigh

00:07:45.860 less.

00:07:46.400 So you lost all the weight.

00:07:48.380 That's great.

00:07:49.100 Yeah.

00:07:49.380 You became handsome.

00:07:51.000 There's me now.

00:07:52.080 Yeah.

00:07:52.340 And then actually funny enough, this guy was in your doppelganger section, but he's also

00:07:56.860 your doppelganger.

00:07:58.320 That is weird.

00:07:59.680 So there you go.

00:08:00.540 So you're using a photo of yourself to doppelganger me?

00:08:02.460 No, not quite.

00:08:04.800 But yeah, so that was the end of the week.

00:08:06.020 You ended up back on the couch.

00:08:07.120 You gained all the weight back and we're starting fresh.

00:08:08.740 It's like an episode of the Simpsons.

00:08:10.540 Nothing that happened.

00:08:11.580 It starts over next week.

00:08:13.260 Okay.

00:08:14.200 So I'm back to doing the podcast.

00:08:16.120 Yep.

00:08:16.520 Well, that's great.

00:08:17.520 I know.

00:08:17.920 We have some life updates.

00:08:19.320 We had a busy week, Richard Ratboy and I, the people in the building I live in messaged

00:08:24.280 me and they're like, Hey, we're spraying the building for bugs.

00:08:29.020 Do you want us to, you know, let us know if you want to opt out.

00:08:31.580 So I said, opt out.

00:08:34.600 I don't need any bug.

00:08:35.880 What spraying for bugs, AKA put the bugs in to spy on me.

00:08:38.680 Yeah.

00:08:39.320 So I said, yeah, I said, I'm all good on bugs.

00:08:42.100 I actually don't mind them.

00:08:43.860 No need to spray.

00:08:45.120 No need to come in my apartment, spray things that lower my testosterone, implant some bugs

00:08:49.760 to spy on me.

00:08:51.020 Nope.

00:08:51.640 Yeah.

00:08:52.060 Not for me.

00:08:52.780 Nice try.

00:08:53.120 That's the thing though.

00:08:54.260 They're so heavy handed with it these days.

00:08:55.960 They just say, Oh, we're coming in for bugs.

00:08:58.140 Yeah.

00:08:58.420 And it's like, well, legally we told you we're coming in to put bugs in there.

00:09:01.580 Yeah.

00:09:02.100 So, so surveil you.

00:09:03.420 So schizo season is still in effect in case anybody was wondering.

00:09:06.320 Yep.

00:09:06.680 Yep.

00:09:07.020 Exactly.

00:09:07.480 And then the company's like initials are CIA or something.

00:09:11.020 The AIC bug spray.

00:09:12.980 It's like, you guys all look like operators, like tattoos.

00:09:17.440 Like, yeah, we're the bug guys.

00:09:18.460 Yeah.

00:09:18.880 We're the bug guys.

00:09:19.640 You catch him with his shirt off.

00:09:21.480 He has all these military tattoos.

00:09:23.760 Yeah.

00:09:23.920 I used to work at Blackwater.

00:09:24.960 Now I just do this bug spray for your apartment. 0.99

00:09:29.000 So the whole thing was a setup, probably trying to get into my place, which we do not allow.

00:09:34.100 Okay.

00:09:34.760 Let's get into some good action.

00:09:36.100 Today I'm wearing part of my Trump haul.

00:09:38.280 As I told you guys last week, it's very important to buy all this vintage, weird Trump stuff.

00:09:42.980 This is my Doral Country Club jacket.

00:09:47.060 Yeah.

00:09:47.640 Windbreaker.

00:09:48.020 Blue monster on this side.

00:09:49.780 It has something else.

00:09:50.700 Doral on that side.

00:09:51.720 On the back, it's got this nice embroidered picture of the country club.

00:09:55.780 It's very cool.

00:09:57.720 Also, everyone's sending me DMs now like, hey, I bought this.

00:10:02.460 I got this Trump thing.

00:10:03.500 I got this Trump castle thing.

00:10:05.360 Everyone's kind of getting into it.

00:10:07.560 And I'm glad to hear that because people should be.

00:10:10.740 This stuff is going to be very valuable soon.

00:10:12.720 Not financial advice.

00:10:14.400 But we want to give back.

00:10:15.680 I got a huge Trump haul.

00:10:17.040 I have probably, what, you saw the boxes, 20 to 30 items?

00:10:20.740 Yeah.

00:10:20.940 He's been running to his mailbox every day.

00:10:22.980 He gets a little ding from eBay and he goes, oh, time to get Trump stuff.

00:10:26.740 It's like a squirts continuum.

00:10:29.640 I just keep getting squirts every day.

00:10:31.320 My Trump stuff comes.

00:10:33.060 But unrelated, and this is not a raffle, to show our appreciation, there's some people

00:10:38.900 every week who give super chats.

00:10:40.740 They give a few dollars, two, three, four, five dollars, $20 sometimes.

00:10:44.840 So, once again, not a raffle.

00:10:48.360 To show our appreciation to our followers who are giving super chats, we are going to pick

00:10:53.720 a random super chatter and we are going to select that random super chatter, whoever it

00:10:59.440 is, and give them, da-da-da-da-da, the Trump game.

00:11:05.840 I have this.

00:11:06.720 The plastic's still on it, as you can see.

00:11:08.960 This is the Trump game.

00:11:10.800 It's very cool.

00:11:12.260 It says, I'm back and you're fired.

00:11:15.320 It's the Trump, what's it called?

00:11:17.720 The apprentice game.

00:11:18.680 So, if you guys want a chance to win that Trump apprentice game, it's not a raffle, but if

00:11:26.940 you leave a super chat, I'll pick one of the super chatters to receive it.

00:11:30.140 It's not a raffle.

00:11:31.480 It is just me showing appreciation to those who leave super chats.

00:11:35.280 So, if you leave a super chat, you have a chance of winning the Trump game and a handwritten

00:11:39.000 note from me thanking you.

00:11:41.040 Are you going to throw in a hat or anything else or just the game?

00:11:43.680 Uh, yeah, throw in a hat.

00:11:47.640 So, I guess I have less Trump haul now.

00:11:51.140 All right, cool.

00:11:52.040 Moving on.

00:11:53.840 I got a message from a podcast watcher.

00:11:56.740 They filled out a Google feedback survey about the show, and they said it was the most fun

00:12:01.960 on the internet that week.

00:12:03.880 Yeah.

00:12:04.500 What's the exact line?

00:12:05.980 Well, it said, do you remember watching this video?

00:12:08.240 And if you answer no, then you're dead to us.

00:12:10.800 But it said, select an answer.

00:12:12.380 How fun was this video?

00:12:13.680 Very fun, fun, not fun, extremely fun.

00:12:15.860 The most fun I've seen, the most fun thing I've seen this week.

00:12:19.420 And that's what they chose.

00:12:20.880 And they were rewarded 23 cents from Google Opinion Rewards.

00:12:25.500 Do we get a cut of that?

00:12:26.660 No, I don't think so.

00:12:27.540 I didn't even know Google was giving out money like that.

00:12:29.740 Little micro reviews.

00:12:31.600 Like, that's pretty good.

00:12:32.280 Reviewing the podcast, too.

00:12:34.120 So, now, after episode 100, we're probably going to have to retire best new podcast of all

00:12:40.000 time.

00:12:40.280 Yeah.

00:12:40.740 We might have to replace it with the most fun thing on the internet this week.

00:12:45.820 Fair.

00:12:46.360 That's actually not a bad one.

00:12:47.480 I'm excited to use it.

00:12:48.620 Yeah.

00:12:49.020 No, I really appreciate people who do those types of things, though.

00:12:51.600 Like, they tickle it, and they like it, and commenting.

00:12:54.440 Yeah.

00:12:54.800 Guys, like, they don't want this podcast to really rip, you know?

00:12:59.160 Yeah.

00:12:59.620 They're hoping you say, no, I didn't watch it.

00:13:01.400 I didn't like it.

00:13:01.920 It was a mistake.

00:13:02.800 I don't even know how it got on my computer.

00:13:05.120 Bury them, you know?

00:13:06.940 That's all they do.

00:13:07.840 They go, you're off.

00:13:08.820 So, like, those little things you can do, those, we call it tickles, you know?

00:13:11.780 You share it.

00:13:12.420 You copy the link.

00:13:13.360 You like it.

00:13:14.280 You save it.

00:13:14.880 You add it to watch later.

00:13:15.920 Like, those little things, those little actions, they can have a big impact on a podcast like

00:13:20.940 us that they don't really want getting that organic reach, if you know what I mean.

00:13:25.540 We call it tickling.

00:13:26.640 Yeah.

00:13:26.740 So, it's like if Rap Boy does a post, I'll tickle it, and I'll send it back to Rap Boy.

00:13:30.740 I'll comment on it.

00:13:31.700 I'll like it.

00:13:32.360 I'll save it.

00:13:33.440 Add it to my story.

00:13:34.540 So, if you guys want to tickle the podcast, leave a comment, juice the algorithm, like the

00:13:39.200 video now, add notifications on.

00:13:41.340 And then, also, I forgot to mention with the Trump Hall, we're going over all the Trump

00:13:45.100 Hall stuff that I got in Bonus Land this week.

00:13:48.140 Okay, nice.

00:13:48.520 So, patreon.com slash Fleckus or YouTube.

00:13:50.500 Join.

00:13:50.960 Join Bonus Land.

00:13:52.440 We're going over everything we got, maybe even giving more stuff away.

00:13:55.560 Who knows?

00:13:56.180 Cool.

00:13:56.480 All right.

00:13:56.820 Last weekend, Rap Boy and I went to a St. Patrick's Day parade here in New Orleans, which

00:14:02.240 was a lot of fun.

00:14:03.140 I usually don't go out and do stuff, especially like a St. Paddy's Day.

00:14:06.380 That's kind of amateur hour in my mind.

00:14:08.380 But we had a great setup with some people.

00:14:09.900 It was very fun.

00:14:11.520 And the people who say white people have no culture, extra quiet that day.

00:14:17.720 Yeah. 0.50

00:14:18.260 Yeah.

00:14:19.300 No culture?

00:14:20.380 What about all the drunk fighting we saw?

00:14:22.420 Yeah.

00:14:22.660 What about all the men in kilts?

00:14:24.400 Yeah.

00:14:24.780 And the Irish pride and the alcoholism? 0.99

00:14:27.260 Yeah.

00:14:27.700 What about the shipping off to Boston song on repeat?

00:14:31.040 Yeah.

00:14:31.620 Didn't think we'd bring that up?

00:14:33.680 Hmm.

00:14:34.180 What about the Uber Eats order from Chili's?

00:14:36.200 Hmm.

00:14:36.640 Hmm.

00:14:38.340 They just start naming like chain steakhouses as like white people culture.

00:14:42.840 What about the Frisco melt from Steak and Shake?

00:14:44.860 Yeah.

00:14:45.380 Duh. 0.99

00:14:45.680 Um, so yeah, white people have no culture. 0.98

00:14:48.620 Uh, those people were quiet that day. 0.92

00:14:50.620 It was funny because Richard Rappoy and I, um, were talking on the balcony and Rappoy

00:14:55.160 was trying to figure out if he should throw beads down at somebody.

00:14:58.200 And we're like thinking and we're like, should we do it?

00:15:00.620 And we're like, eh, maybe, maybe not.

00:15:02.340 And then while we're thinking about it, he gets hit in the head with beads.

00:15:05.640 Yeah.

00:15:06.240 It was like the most ironic thing ever.

00:15:07.820 It was like, don't think, just do.

00:15:09.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:10.700 Um, so yeah.

00:15:11.440 I like the free for all nature of it.

00:15:12.620 You know, it's kind of wild.

00:15:13.760 The fog of war of a parade.

00:15:16.060 Yeah.

00:15:16.340 It was cool.

00:15:17.320 It was a nice thing.

00:15:18.200 It's nice culture.

00:15:18.900 They throw beads and cups at you and then you catch them and then you have like a moment

00:15:23.120 with the person who threw it.

00:15:24.240 So you kind of like them and it's fun.

00:15:25.880 You get free stuff and there's also a genius level to it.

00:15:29.240 In the St. Patrick's Day parade, they throw heads of cabbage from the, from the floats

00:15:35.200 into the crowd.

00:15:36.240 So it almost is like a genius way to demand engagement.

00:15:39.500 You have to watch the parade.

00:15:40.700 You have to watch every single float because if you don't, you can get hit in the face with

00:15:44.380 a cabbage head, which is actually hard.

00:15:46.400 And then the longer the thing goes on, the longer the day goes on, the more people are

00:15:49.980 drinking, the drunker they get, the harder those cabbages get thrown.

00:15:53.920 Yeah.

00:15:54.100 Um, and do we want to talk about what we saw after the parade?

00:15:57.240 After the fact?

00:15:58.120 Yeah.

00:15:58.480 There was a couple middle-aged, a little older than middle-aged.

00:16:02.360 They were collecting the thrown cabbages.

00:16:05.160 Yeah.

00:16:05.360 That was dark.

00:16:06.000 They collected them.

00:16:06.960 So off the streets of New Orleans, they were collecting them to eat them later or use them

00:16:10.660 in a stew or something.

00:16:11.840 So it's like, just go buy the cabbages guys, please.

00:16:14.520 Yeah.

00:16:15.260 Cabbages are cheap that week.

00:16:16.600 Um, all right.

00:16:18.020 And then during the parade, we were talking to some people and someone just kind of like

00:16:21.920 off cuff just said, uh, oh, don't judge a book by its cover.

00:16:26.860 And that kind of, I was thinking about it and I was wondering, I was like, is don't judge

00:16:31.980 a book by its cover a PSYOP?

00:16:34.220 Yeah.

00:16:34.460 Haven't we talked about this on the podcast?

00:16:36.160 We might've, but it happened again.

00:16:37.760 Yeah, we have.

00:16:38.740 We've definitely talked about that on the podcast.

00:16:40.240 That's gotta be a PSYOP.

00:16:41.520 Don't judge a book by its cover.

00:16:42.800 It's like, shouldn't we just be analyzing as much data as possible anywhere we can get

00:16:46.000 it?

00:16:46.220 Judge the book, judge the font, judge the book, uh, cover, like judge it all.

00:16:50.140 Yeah.

00:16:50.700 It's like a huge marketing thing.

00:16:52.380 Um, yeah.

00:16:52.960 Don't judge a book by its cover.

00:16:54.140 You see a guy with tattered clothes, no teeth, walking down the street, unshaven, like mumbling

00:17:00.740 to himself.

00:17:01.900 Like he might be a professor of economics at USC. 0.98

00:17:05.540 It's like, no, he's a street rat. 0.88

00:17:07.560 He might cross the street.

00:17:09.140 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:09.940 Don't judge a book by its cover is a PSYOP created by people who want you to ignore

00:17:14.000 your gut instincts to let bad people in.

00:17:16.440 Yep.

00:17:16.860 And similar to don't count your chickens before they hatch.

00:17:20.160 Yeah.

00:17:20.800 Why, why not?

00:17:22.260 Get a ballpark maybe a little bit.

00:17:24.200 You should kind of know you're going to get blindsided and just be like, oh, I have 40

00:17:27.740 eggs.

00:17:28.020 I was expecting 200.

00:17:29.220 I only have a cage for 20.

00:17:30.620 Yeah.

00:17:31.100 Like what?

00:17:31.620 You didn't predict demand.

00:17:33.640 Yeah.

00:17:33.900 And then the last PSYOP phrase that is similar to these is a diamond hands.

00:17:38.640 Diamond hands.

00:17:40.620 Everyone's diamond hands.

00:17:41.640 So it's like you don't sell your crypto and that just becomes, you become a bag holder.

00:17:45.820 Yeah.

00:17:46.060 Diamond hands is a PSYOP to create bag holders and exit liquidity for people who are going

00:17:50.140 to take profits, which is me.

00:17:51.960 I'm not saying that against anybody.

00:17:53.720 I'm the bag holder.

00:17:54.700 You actually have a diamond hands.

00:17:56.300 You have a problem.

00:17:57.620 I have multiple diamond hands bags that are just dead.

00:18:00.660 Yeah.

00:18:00.800 So I got PSYOP and that's why I'm trying to tell other people on the show so they don't

00:18:05.980 get PSYOP as well.

00:18:08.820 But yeah.

00:18:09.500 And then we were laughing when we were talking about the diamond hands thing and we were laughing

00:18:13.200 that like Joe Biden's proposing changing the capital gains tax from 20% to 40% and our

00:18:18.980 crews go like, no, this is so bad.

00:18:21.300 It's horrible.

00:18:22.080 I don't have any capital gains.

00:18:24.700 I get smoked every year and I write it off my taxes.

00:18:27.460 I get smoked.

00:18:28.220 There's no capital gains happening for me.

00:18:30.520 Yeah.

00:18:30.920 I get wrecked.

00:18:32.040 Yep.

00:18:32.240 I hold too long and then the market dumps and there's a bank run.

00:18:36.640 Yeah.

00:18:37.040 There's a bank run.

00:18:39.220 Yeah.

00:18:39.800 So that's funny.

00:18:41.100 Those phrases are PSYOPs meant to take advantage of good people.

00:18:45.000 All right.

00:18:45.500 Moving on.

00:18:46.260 We got some news out of Berlin.

00:18:48.200 This is actually really good news for ladies. 1.00

00:18:50.940 Ladies can go topless like men can in public pools in Berlin now. 1.00

00:18:56.400 What is the exact headline?

00:18:57.300 Uh, women in Berlin can now swim topless, topless in public pools, just as men can. 0.96

00:19:01.900 Yep. 1.00

00:19:02.220 Get those tits out. 1.00

00:19:03.120 Teach us a lesson. 1.00

00:19:04.800 Another patriarchy W.

00:19:06.940 We did it boys.

00:19:08.040 It's crazy.

00:19:08.900 Um, equality.

00:19:09.980 We did it.

00:19:10.600 Yeah.

00:19:10.800 Just in time in Berlin.

00:19:12.160 Yeah.

00:19:12.400 Just in time for the migrants to see you start, start getting grabby. 1.00

00:19:16.460 That's so true.

00:19:17.460 We know the German men, the, the, the white German men, they, they can behave themselves,

00:19:21.580 but, uh, Hey, keep busting those immigrants and you'll, you'll be wearing, you know, a 1.00

00:19:25.920 burka soon enough. 0.59

00:19:26.940 Cause you'll be wearing a burka just out of like, I don't want these people coming near 1.00

00:19:30.520 me.

00:19:30.640 Yeah.

00:19:30.840 Not getting groped, not getting assaulted.

00:19:32.760 Yeah.

00:19:33.240 Some exciting day for the Somalis.

00:19:34.860 Um, all right, next the, a woman was, is about to be jailed for eating a hamster. 1.00

00:19:40.660 Yeah.

00:19:40.980 A 39 year old woman, uh, gets jail sentence for killing and eating her hamster on camera.

00:19:47.640 She's going to jail. 1.00

00:19:48.880 Is this like a year?

00:19:49.920 I think.

00:19:50.860 Uh, yeah.

00:19:51.200 Sentenced to 12 months in jail after she was filmed cutting up and eating her daughter's

00:19:54.640 hamster. 1.00

00:19:55.260 So the woman, uh, she looks like shit, you know, uh, killing and eating a hamster on camera. 1.00

00:20:01.180 Not great. 1.00

00:20:02.080 Not the best look, right?

00:20:03.380 I mean, not the best look, but you go to jail for a year for eating a mouse.

00:20:08.120 12 months.

00:20:08.940 You go to prison.

00:20:10.560 This woman like lost her job, whatever for a mouse. 1.00

00:20:14.460 Didn't someone two weeks ago, um, a black person get a year or 14 months for stabbing 0.99

00:20:20.140 someone and killing them. 0.96

00:20:21.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:21.960 Yeah.

00:20:22.160 Yeah.

00:20:22.300 Yeah.

00:20:22.400 That was a person.

00:20:23.740 That might've been 14 years.

00:20:25.780 14 years.

00:20:26.760 Yeah.

00:20:27.500 Okay.

00:20:28.020 But I mean, there was, uh, you, we see it all the time.

00:20:30.260 There's like a rape.

00:20:31.280 Oh, it was 14 years.

00:20:32.440 And then it was 13 years for the girl who said the N word.

00:20:34.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:35.240 Well, but she's not going to get 13 years.

00:20:36.820 Yeah.

00:20:37.120 But point is what is happening?

00:20:39.580 It's a mouse.

00:20:40.300 It's a hamster.

00:20:41.480 They didn't like how they chopped it up.

00:20:43.320 It's like the whole mouse. 0.69

00:20:44.340 You, you, anything is a nice way to kill it.

00:20:47.180 Cause it's so small. 0.98

00:20:47.960 You cut it in half.

00:20:49.080 It's, that's like an okay way to go.

00:20:51.220 Yeah.

00:20:51.500 So I don't know.

00:20:52.500 A year for eating a mouse.

00:20:53.880 I don't get it.

00:20:55.100 Yeah.

00:20:55.780 They let criminals out with no bail.

00:20:57.540 They just go, Oh yeah. 0.68

00:20:58.420 You beat up an old woman.

00:21:00.240 Come back in six months. 0.67

00:21:01.400 We'll do a trial and you'll plead down.

00:21:03.400 Yeah.

00:21:03.640 But the mouse lady, I don't know.

00:21:06.000 Yeah.

00:21:06.320 That's weird.

00:21:07.820 Two last important things in housekeeping before we get into cringe of the week.

00:21:11.060 We have a really good cringe of the week this week.

00:21:13.080 Probably one of the better ones.

00:21:14.700 Two important things before we go.

00:21:16.780 Actually three.

00:21:17.920 Number one, power slap advice. 0.99

00:21:20.020 We've been watching power slap.

00:21:21.500 We like power slap. 1.00

00:21:22.680 If you're in power slap, this is advice for other people, not me, because I don't get knocked out.

00:21:27.560 But if you're in power slap and you have the ability to be knocked out, you should put smelling salts in your mustache or in your nose like area.

00:21:36.340 So when you get knocked out and you go, it wakes you back up.

00:21:40.980 Smart.

00:21:41.540 I messaged that to Dana White.

00:21:43.220 And?

00:21:43.720 And he said, LOL.

00:21:45.760 So.

00:21:46.480 Open line of communication with Dana White.

00:21:48.180 Wow.

00:21:48.620 Whatever.

00:21:48.940 You know, let me know if you guys need to tell him something.

00:21:51.040 And then number two, I don't know if you guys realize this.

00:21:53.900 Do you know this, Rap Boy?

00:21:56.100 How little space you need to land in a little airplane?

00:22:00.020 Yeah.

00:22:00.360 I just saw this clip of an airplane landing in the Coliseum and it lands on like 20 yards of space.

00:22:06.760 Maybe less.

00:22:07.560 I was about to land in the Coliseum.

00:22:08.780 Which is good to know.

00:22:09.740 Everyone should kind of know this.

00:22:11.520 This is a video game, right?

00:22:13.340 It's looking good so far.

00:22:14.400 Is that a video game?

00:22:15.260 Yeah.

00:22:16.140 Nobody lands in the Coliseum.

00:22:17.280 Let me know in the comments where we should go next.

00:22:19.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:20.000 I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:22:20.920 That's a video game, buddy. 1.00

00:22:22.860 Really?

00:22:23.980 100%.

00:22:24.340 Do you think someone landed a small plane in the Coliseum?

00:22:27.200 I don't know.

00:22:27.880 Maybe.

00:22:28.700 Well, I saw other ones too.

00:22:30.480 Look at it closely.

00:22:33.680 Look at that.

00:22:35.440 Look at those dials.

00:22:39.480 Fly guy 190.

00:22:43.500 Where we should...

00:22:44.400 Okay.

00:22:44.860 Well, the point was...

00:22:46.620 In the comments where we should go next on my pilot content.

00:22:48.900 All right.

00:22:49.480 Well, I thought that was real.

00:22:50.540 And then I was going to say, that's the amount of space you need to land is the same amount

00:22:54.340 of space you need to take off, which is not a lot for an airplane, which is impressive.

00:22:57.640 Small planes zip up.

00:22:59.140 Yes.

00:22:59.440 Yeah.

00:22:59.720 For sure.

00:23:00.440 I've been on a giant plane before and I was like getting nervous for how long we were on

00:23:05.440 the ground.

00:23:05.840 And it's like, how much room do we need?

00:23:08.220 And so, yeah.

00:23:09.760 Those little ones just go zip. 1.00

00:23:11.240 Yeah, that's true.

00:23:12.080 Toodles.

00:23:13.000 Yeah.

00:23:13.240 That's the problem with flying private.

00:23:15.580 The takeoff, it's like really troubling on your guts and on your insides.

00:23:21.200 You do that a lot?

00:23:22.080 Well, when I'm hanging out with Rob in Miami, he likes to fly me out.

00:23:28.040 All right.

00:23:29.460 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:23:31.480 Pakistani scammers scammed Newark into becoming a fake sister city with Pakistan.

00:23:35.820 Fake country, the city of Newark, New Jersey was tricked into becoming sister cities with

00:23:40.460 a made up Hindu nation created by an Indian scam artist. 0.99

00:23:43.920 Indian, not Pakistani. 0.53

00:23:45.400 Yeah.

00:23:45.940 So in January, Newark made an agreement to become sister cities with a fake Hindu nation 1.00

00:23:50.740 called Kailasa.

00:23:52.320 Supposed residents of Kailasa attended a formal signing ceremony with Newark Mayor Ross Baraka

00:23:56.920 before city officials discovered they had been fooled.

00:24:00.260 That's pretty good.

00:24:00.960 No one did any research.

00:24:02.080 They just kind of took the deal.

00:24:03.260 Nobody cared.

00:24:03.780 Wouldn't the giveaway be like, why would someone want to be a sister city with Newark,

00:24:08.760 New Jersey?

00:24:09.980 Yeah.

00:24:10.540 That's a red flag right there in itself, right?

00:24:13.140 And then other sister cities, it's like Warsaw is sister cities with Chicago.

00:24:17.680 Like Paris, because it's all Polish people. 1.00

00:24:21.160 Chicago has a huge Polish population.

00:24:24.040 Paris is sister cities with New Orleans.

00:24:25.880 There's like a French connection.

00:24:27.320 They're just like, Newark?

00:24:28.300 Somebody wants to be our sister city? 1.00

00:24:29.600 Let's fucking go. 0.99

00:24:30.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:30.980 All you got to do is send them a $500 Amazon gift card and then we'll do it.

00:24:35.680 And then they had to come and do it.

00:24:38.360 Like you almost got caught if you're that lady. 0.99

00:24:40.760 Look at the city leaders of Newark. 1.00

00:24:42.740 Pretty pathetic. 0.99

00:24:43.920 Look at this purple haired lady in the yellow. 1.00

00:24:46.040 No one looked into it.

00:24:47.100 Yeah.

00:24:47.320 Nobody cares.

00:24:48.200 No one looked into it.

00:24:49.040 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:24:50.820 Make sure you join us in bonus land for our bonus episodes that come out Monday.

00:24:56.040 30 minutes.

00:24:57.660 Basically a bonus episode of the show.

00:24:59.420 This week we're going to be going over a bunch of good stories, but also the Trump haul.

00:25:04.040 All my Trump merch.

00:25:05.460 Join the 2,000 to 3,000 people in bonus land.

00:25:09.220 It's very much worth it.

00:25:10.700 All right.

00:25:10.980 Cringe of the week.

00:25:12.360 All right.

00:25:16.240 Our first clip of cringe of the week.

00:25:17.900 We have some like military clips.

00:25:20.260 One's a pepper spray lady. 1.00

00:25:21.520 One's a guy trying to go over the wall.

00:25:23.500 Let's do the wall guy first.

00:25:25.120 All right.

00:25:29.140 Here's our super soldier.

00:25:30.820 Get up.

00:25:31.480 Doesn't even leave the ground.

00:25:32.800 I know.

00:25:33.200 No vertical.

00:25:34.420 Zero vertical.

00:25:35.120 And then he goes back as if you need the distance.

00:25:38.020 Yeah.

00:25:38.860 It's like you can take this like three steps and go, you know?

00:25:43.080 He takes the running start as if that's going to like, why even do the running start?

00:25:46.500 He doesn't even leave the ground.

00:25:47.740 Try to yank him over. 0.92

00:25:48.540 It doesn't work.

00:25:50.420 Oh, poor guy.

00:25:51.260 This reminds me of when Buster Bluth went to Army.

00:25:55.820 I was going to say, it's like, this is like Captain America when he was the pipsqueak before he started.

00:26:01.900 Yeah.

00:26:02.100 Before he got on steroids or whatever they did.

00:26:03.820 I don't know.

00:26:04.100 I didn't see the movie, but I know I've seen him extremely weak.

00:26:07.920 Why can't we just give these guys HGH?

00:26:10.620 I think they should, you know?

00:26:12.160 Or steroids.

00:26:12.600 But take whatever you want.

00:26:13.480 The commanding officer is like, all right, it's not really working out for this guy.

00:26:16.560 Should we juice him?

00:26:17.680 Yeah.

00:26:17.960 I think that's fair.

00:26:18.800 I think that's very fair.

00:26:19.820 Like, what could that guy, and I'm not hating, you know?

00:26:22.480 We can't all be Magic Mike.

00:26:24.900 But what can that guy do in the military?

00:26:27.840 He can fly a drone probably. 1.00

00:26:30.160 That's like PlayStation 5 shit. 0.99

00:26:31.600 He can be the designated guy who jumps on the grenade when it lands in the foxhole. 1.00

00:26:35.880 He can go to Ukraine if he wants.

00:26:38.580 Yeah.

00:26:39.460 Yeah.

00:26:39.660 If he wants.

00:26:40.540 He could.

00:26:41.420 All right.

00:26:41.820 Not much.

00:26:42.280 He can run ammo back and forth behind the lines like Joe Biden's uncle in World War II.

00:26:46.120 Yeah.

00:26:47.500 He can get scared and have all the ammo on him and then run around and get scared and

00:26:52.200 then hide and all of his boys take shots and have no ammo, and he's just scared and crying.

00:26:58.880 Yeah.

00:26:59.020 And at the end, I guess, kind of runs and does the right thing.

00:27:02.000 Yeah.

00:27:02.400 Is that what happened in that movie?

00:27:03.740 Saving Private Ryan?

00:27:05.060 I don't know.

00:27:05.540 Wait, what?

00:27:06.100 The guy who was scared and had all the ammo.

00:27:08.700 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:27:09.660 And watched his buddy get murdered because he was too scared and too much of a pussy. 1.00

00:27:13.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:13.480 Yeah.

00:27:13.940 Yeah.

00:27:14.180 That's him.

00:27:15.380 That was him in training.

00:27:16.780 Yep.

00:27:17.280 I'm just kidding.

00:27:17.980 History doesn't repeat itself.

00:27:19.200 It rhymes.

00:27:19.900 Yeah.

00:27:20.220 I don't even know if that's true military either.

00:27:22.720 Yeah.

00:27:23.180 That could be like ROTC or something.

00:27:24.940 I think with that level of training and like those obstacles out there, he's got to be

00:27:28.340 doing.

00:27:29.380 I think that's the army.

00:27:30.520 I don't know, though.

00:27:31.180 That's rough, man.

00:27:32.520 Yeah.

00:27:32.840 It looks like that guy's wearing an army ranger hat. 1.00

00:27:35.260 I mean, and you want the truth is there's always been horrible pussies in the military. 1.00

00:27:39.860 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:40.120 Just infantrymen who enlist and they're like goofy.

00:27:44.120 There's a lot of them.

00:27:45.080 So that's why people go and volunteer and do the actual hard stuff.

00:27:49.300 So they're with a crew of competent men.

00:27:52.120 That's, yeah, that's the right way.

00:27:53.620 All right.

00:27:53.840 The pepper spray lady. 1.00

00:27:55.060 Yeah.

00:27:55.240 Let's watch this.

00:27:55.960 Who else is in our military on the eve of World War Three?

00:27:59.760 She does not like it.

00:28:09.460 Let me start doing gymnastics.

00:28:16.320 Oh, yeah.

00:28:19.060 Start swinging.

00:28:20.440 Where she has to arrest the person.

00:28:23.220 Look how easy it is.

00:28:25.940 Get down.

00:28:27.000 Hands behind your back.

00:28:28.160 He just does it for her.

00:28:30.080 Oh, man.

00:28:30.740 So, you know, this is what's going on in the military.

00:28:33.520 I don't know if you can gamble on World War Three.

00:28:36.700 Probably can.

00:28:37.620 But what's it called?

00:28:38.800 I would bet.

00:28:39.800 I don't know what kind of betting I would do, but I would make some bets.

00:28:42.560 I don't want to bet against America.

00:28:44.460 But the spread.

00:28:47.360 Yeah.

00:28:47.740 I bet it's close.

00:28:48.800 Our preparedness is not looking great.

00:28:50.920 And what's that girl?

00:28:52.340 I mean, like, how far along are you?

00:28:55.520 Or you still have this kind of like lumpy body?

00:28:57.720 Is this day one? 1.00

00:28:58.380 Maybe it's day one shit. 1.00

00:28:59.560 Maybe it is. 1.00

00:29:00.180 I hope.

00:29:00.860 I really hope.

00:29:01.580 Because at the end, if that girl's not like fit and trim and disciplined and I don't know.

00:29:05.640 Yeah.

00:29:05.920 It's not working.

00:29:06.740 Our training's not working.

00:29:07.680 If that's month two, it's not working.

00:29:10.620 That's a good point.

00:29:11.720 So.

00:29:11.800 Uh, yeah.

00:29:13.000 Next, uh, the LGBT family. 1.00

00:29:15.360 This is one of the worst clips we've seen in a while.

00:29:19.100 Hey, JJ. 0.88

00:29:20.900 What does it mean to be gay?

00:29:23.020 It means you're a boy and you're a kid.

00:29:26.060 Hey, EJ.

00:29:27.040 Run over here real quick.

00:29:28.240 So this is her whole family.

00:29:29.120 I got a question for you.

00:29:30.580 Hurry.

00:29:30.940 What does non-binary mean?

00:29:34.960 Um, non-binary means you're a girl and a boy.

00:29:40.200 Are you non-binary?

00:29:41.720 Yeah.

00:29:42.580 Can we see one side of your head?

00:29:44.740 Can we see the other side?

00:29:48.160 Who wanted that haircut? 1.00

00:29:49.800 Me.

00:29:50.560 Why?

00:29:51.820 Because I want to be a boy and.

00:29:55.400 Hey, Ember.

00:29:56.760 Yeah?

00:29:57.400 What does transgender mean?

00:29:59.140 It means what?

00:30:00.460 It means when a male wants to be a female and a female wants to be a male. 0.96

00:30:05.420 And who's transgender?

00:30:06.900 I am.

00:30:08.240 And you totally understand what that means, right?

00:30:11.040 Yeah.

00:30:11.780 And you know that not everybody's going to like that?

00:30:14.340 Yeah.

00:30:14.680 Not everybody's going to like that.

00:30:15.900 But, uh, if anybody's transgender, I support them.

00:30:21.620 Hey, Zeke.

00:30:22.900 What does asexual mean?

00:30:24.960 Not interested in asexual. 1.00

00:30:28.640 And you're asexual, right? 0.59

00:30:32.160 Hey, Nessie.

00:30:34.200 What does bisexual mean?

00:30:36.360 To, like, more than one, to, like, different genders.

00:30:39.780 And who's bisexual in our family?

00:30:41.740 Me.

00:30:42.720 And you totally understand what that means, don't you?

00:30:45.400 Absolutely.

00:30:46.520 Do you think that Ember understands what it means to be transgender? 0.98

00:30:49.740 Yes.

00:30:50.260 Do you think Ezekiel knows what it means to be asexual? 0.83

00:30:53.480 Yes.

00:30:53.960 Do you think EJ knows what it means to be non-binary?

00:30:57.000 Yes.

00:30:57.740 Do you think JJ understands what it means to be cisgender?

00:31:01.100 Yes.

00:31:02.180 All right.

00:31:03.560 Okay, so I have a question for you.

00:31:05.200 Sure.

00:31:05.760 Does it bother you to be the only straight, cisgendered person in our family?

00:31:11.120 Not really.

00:31:11.720 I mean, that's just what my belief is.

00:31:14.020 I am not into men.

00:31:16.720 I'm into women. 1.00

00:31:17.720 But I have nothing against people who love to be with the same sex.

00:31:23.340 So, it's a choice.

00:31:24.740 Does it bother you that none of your children are cisgender straight children?

00:31:29.880 Not one bit.

00:31:31.520 And you love them all the same?

00:31:32.900 All the same.

00:31:33.500 I love you.

00:31:36.480 Wow.

00:31:37.280 Wonder what mom looks like. 0.95

00:31:38.720 Yeah.

00:31:39.120 Turn the camera around, lady. 1.00

00:31:40.300 Let's see.

00:31:41.060 Let's see what you're up to.

00:31:43.060 Yeah.

00:31:43.540 So, she conquered her husband. 0.65

00:31:45.600 Yeah.

00:31:46.020 That's the last clip is the most important. 0.94

00:31:48.020 The shamed husband in his little cuck place.

00:31:50.180 Like, I love them all the same. 0.64

00:31:51.680 So, she conquered her husband and then put a plan into action for the children. 1.00

00:31:55.420 And that's what she came up with.

00:31:56.780 And then, also, it's like she's asking the children if they understand what it means to be the thing they already switched to.

00:32:03.740 Like, just making sure you understand the definition.

00:32:05.980 And then, it's like the most basic understanding.

00:32:07.760 Means you're a boy and a girl. 0.98

00:32:10.340 It's like, are you fucking kidding me? 0.98

00:32:11.840 They're all playing video games. 1.00

00:32:13.100 They're all fat. 1.00

00:32:16.320 It's disgusting. 1.00

00:32:16.960 How about the one with the haircut? 0.83

00:32:17.720 It's like, oh, it's the haircut I wanted. 1.00

00:32:19.920 Do you know how many times I wanted a stupid haircut when I was little? 0.99

00:32:22.940 And my parents just said, no, we're not doing that. 1.00

00:32:24.760 We're getting a buzz cut every two weeks.

00:32:26.580 Yeah. 0.91

00:32:26.960 You're going to look humiliated in your pictures later.

00:32:29.320 Yeah.

00:32:29.700 You know, we want you to look nice.

00:32:31.400 No.

00:32:32.080 Yeah.

00:32:32.700 This is basically proof of grooming.

00:32:34.940 Yeah.

00:32:35.340 Oh, 100%.

00:32:36.060 This is like nature versus nurture.

00:32:37.560 You had four kids.

00:32:38.680 They're all something on the spectrum different.

00:32:40.740 Like, they're all some sort of weird sexual thing.

00:32:43.540 And it's like the odds of that.

00:32:44.720 It's mathematically impossible for that to actually happen.

00:32:46.900 And it's 100% proof of nature versus nurture grooming.

00:32:50.580 Absolutely.

00:32:51.300 Absolutely.

00:32:51.940 I mean, and we have many such cases, right?

00:32:54.040 We're always pointing out these examples. 0.98

00:32:55.680 A crazy mom manipulating her kids. 1.00

00:32:57.920 We'll see. 0.96

00:32:58.420 I mean, we probably will never hear from this family again.

00:33:01.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:33:01.900 But, you know, Godspeed on your mission because you're all going to be fucked up and you're 1.00

00:33:06.500 all going to make mistakes. 1.00

00:33:07.900 Yeah.

00:33:08.440 And I was reading the comments.

00:33:10.240 There's two commenters that made some interesting points.

00:33:12.220 One was a woman who said that she knew a family who lost their child to Child Protective Services.

00:33:19.280 And then the child got replaced into a lesbian home. 1.00

00:33:22.700 And the family eventually got the kid back.

00:33:24.960 And when the kid came back, there was a boy who was trying to grow his hair and paint his 0.99

00:33:29.780 nails and do lesbian shit, which makes sense. 1.00

00:33:33.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:34.060 And then another commenter says something interesting.

00:33:37.200 If you do hormone blockers for a trans kid, whatever, you know, like a boy trying to be 1.00

00:33:41.900 a girl and you block their hormones, young boys need a certain amount of testosterone 0.76

00:33:46.340 to grow a healthy heart.

00:33:48.040 So when you do hormone blockers, it's not just like, oh, we're going to pause hormones.

00:33:51.500 Like, it's no big deal.

00:33:52.540 We can start it back if we want to.

00:33:54.400 You're actually taking away testosterone, which is needed to grow a healthy heart at that

00:33:59.580 age.

00:33:59.940 And they're taking that away from the boys, which is actually really dangerous too.

00:34:02.880 Yeah.

00:34:03.140 And no one ever thinks about that.

00:34:04.580 Yeah.

00:34:04.940 Classic.

00:34:05.720 Yeah.

00:34:06.060 Classic. 0.98

00:34:06.520 Well, the most pressing issue is the gender identity, because if not, I'll kill myself. 0.98

00:34:11.160 Right? 0.99

00:34:11.640 Yeah.

00:34:12.040 Isn't that the general threat?

00:34:13.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:14.720 And like for trans people, like trans people are going through it.

00:34:18.040 You know the term going through it?

00:34:19.780 Of course.

00:34:20.180 They're going through it.

00:34:21.100 And we feel for trans people.

00:34:22.680 We wish you the best. 0.97

00:34:24.220 You're having a mental, something's going on in your head. 0.87

00:34:26.260 You have an affliction, right? 0.71

00:34:27.380 Exactly.

00:34:28.200 You got something going on.

00:34:29.520 We recognize that.

00:34:30.800 We feel for you.

00:34:31.920 We wish you the best.

00:34:32.700 We want you to get through it.

00:34:34.340 But like when an alcoholic invites you to a brewery, we have to say no, not until you 0.58

00:34:40.420 sort out your mental problems. 0.61

00:34:41.860 Yeah, exactly. 0.92

00:34:42.960 It's not that crazy.

00:34:43.800 Everyone, you know, it's not that crazy.

00:34:45.780 Not such a hateful stance that we have.

00:34:47.920 Yeah.

00:34:48.100 And this, the video's from Based Latin, by the way.

00:34:51.020 Shout out to Based Latin. 1.00

00:34:52.060 He's doing great work.

00:34:53.180 He's like our version of Libs of TikTok. 0.63

00:34:55.480 Yeah.

00:34:55.900 He gets in the weeds and he finds these videos.

00:34:58.660 He's great.

00:34:59.000 Based Latin.

00:34:59.620 Based.latin.

00:35:00.420 Give him a follow on Instagram.

00:35:01.900 Yep.

00:35:02.020 Next, the pronoun cow from Netflix.

00:35:05.140 Yeah.

00:35:05.400 Let's check out what they're showing the kids.

00:35:07.240 That's because I'm non-binary.

00:35:09.260 And Fred is the name that fits me best.

00:35:11.980 And I also use they and them because calling me a she or a he doesn't feel right to me.

00:35:19.200 I'm sorry I used the wrong name and pronouns.

00:35:22.420 So that's what they're up to on Netflix.

00:35:28.020 They used to hide it.

00:35:29.000 Now they're just telling it.

00:35:30.640 And this is probably what PETA wants too.

00:35:32.880 Yeah.

00:35:33.380 A hundred percent.

00:35:34.060 Don't kill the cows. 1.00

00:35:35.000 Let them convert your kids to transgender. 1.00

00:35:37.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:35:37.640 Use them for propaganda instead.

00:35:39.600 My thing is, like, there's a certain subtlety of propaganda, right?

00:35:45.980 Like, and now it seems like it's just out the door.

00:35:49.420 Like, they pause the whole show, whatever the show's about, to do a whole I'm non-binary section.

00:35:55.240 And it's like, well, what's happening in the show?

00:35:57.080 Like, who's doing what?

00:35:58.220 Like, did we win the big game?

00:36:00.340 Did we, did the raffle work out?

00:36:02.020 You know, like, they just pause to do their spiel.

00:36:05.320 You know what I mean?

00:36:05.860 It's like crazy.

00:36:07.120 They don't even try to sneak it in.

00:36:08.320 Yeah.

00:36:08.740 The whole show is about that.

00:36:10.360 Yeah.

00:36:10.620 It's just explaining it straightforward to your six-year-old's face. 0.99

00:36:14.820 Crazy. 0.97

00:36:15.640 All right. 0.83

00:36:16.640 The horrors continue.

00:36:17.800 We have a transracial clip, which is pretty interesting. 0.78

00:36:22.560 The Caucasian model has transitioned into being a black woman. 0.92

00:36:26.240 Martina Big has had multiple tanning injections in order to change the color of her skin. 1.00

00:36:30.760 She's always liked the curves on black women and started her journey with breast enhancements. 1.00

00:36:34.740 She now has the largest breast implants in Europe. 0.82

00:36:37.000 In 2017, she started with injections to change the color of her skin, hair, and eyes.

00:36:42.140 She claims she traveled to Kenya to learn more about their cultures, where a local clergyman declared her to be a true Kenyan woman.

00:36:48.840 She now fully identifies as a black woman and even had her ethnicity changed through the government.

00:36:53.820 Next, she plans to, quote, change my facial features to African and enlarge my body. 1.00

00:36:57.140 Whenever someone wants to transition or become something else, what's the first thing they do? 0.99

00:37:03.400 As big of tits as humanly possible? 1.00

00:37:05.860 Massive cans. 1.00

00:37:07.420 Crazy.

00:37:08.000 They're all the same. 0.98

00:37:08.880 All the body dysmorphia types.

00:37:10.260 Yeah.

00:37:10.660 It's like, hey, I'm not really comfortable with my body.

00:37:12.140 I want to try something different.

00:37:13.280 I don't really feel like who I truly am.

00:37:15.100 So quadruple Z prosthetics. 0.93

00:37:17.380 That's who I really am.

00:37:20.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:20.520 Give me as much silicone as fucking possible. 1.00

00:37:23.060 I'm going to blow my back out. 1.00

00:37:24.440 Yeah.

00:37:25.140 Just carrying these things around.

00:37:26.760 I don't feel like myself.

00:37:27.840 Those massive knockers, that's who I truly am.

00:37:31.420 Yeah.

00:37:31.760 That's me, my zone.

00:37:32.920 It's crazy how it always starts like that.

00:37:35.000 And then this woman looks exactly like Martina Martinez from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

00:37:39.960 This is like, they've already done this bit.

00:37:41.920 It looks like a literal, a bit.

00:37:43.900 Martina Martinez with sweet D's from Martina Martinez.

00:37:46.700 It's so good. 1.00

00:37:47.220 And she goes to Kenya with her gigantic tits and starts hopping around. 1.00

00:37:51.180 And all of a sudden, she's black. 1.00

00:37:53.520 Yeah.

00:37:53.980 This is who she truly was the whole time.

00:37:56.380 She's doing what Rachel Dolezal couldn't do. 0.99

00:37:58.760 And Rachel Dolezal's biggest mistake was not having gigantic tits. 1.00

00:38:02.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:02.940 I guess.

00:38:03.440 That's a good point. 0.84

00:38:04.540 Because when you become like this lady and she's becoming black, you know, she got the 1.00

00:38:08.360 huge cans, she got the big hair, she got acrylic nails.

00:38:12.620 It's like all for what?

00:38:13.660 Just to say the word?

00:38:15.100 You can just say it.

00:38:15.860 Yeah.

00:38:17.240 This is all some long game to say the N word.

00:38:19.580 Get the N word pass.

00:38:21.980 Oh, man.

00:38:22.900 All right.

00:38:23.380 Let's move on to the lady who poops in her Honda Pilot. 1.00

00:38:28.140 If you're not into vulgar talk, you probably want to skip this part.

00:38:31.280 Hi, I'm Brooke and I live full time in my SUV with my dog, Pippa.

00:38:35.260 And this is quite literally how I poop.

00:38:37.980 This is how I do it.

00:38:39.160 I get a tall kitchen bag.

00:38:40.460 I find that this size, for some reason, just works the best.

00:38:44.200 Then I rip the seam on the side so I can adjust it so it can fit my body.

00:38:49.440 I then just will simply pull it around my body, squat down, just like you would if you were

00:38:59.960 outside, pull it up in the front in case I also need to pee, and then just poop right

00:39:04.740 in the bag.

00:39:05.700 Then I have some rocks in here to show you.

00:39:07.800 I tie off the bag as close to the poop as possible so it's nice and sealed in there.

00:39:12.780 Then I put it into a Tupperware container where I also store my dog's poop for the day, and

00:39:18.700 it keeps the smell out.

00:39:21.200 Then I obviously go throw this away as soon as I possibly can.

00:39:25.300 So I hope this helps.

00:39:26.780 Bye.

00:39:27.560 I hope this helps.

00:39:29.220 I hope this helps who? 0.98

00:39:31.720 How to shit in the car? 1.00

00:39:34.100 You're shitting in your car? 1.00

00:39:35.620 That's what I'm getting from that. 1.00

00:39:36.920 No.

00:39:38.100 Do we need to hear everything from everyone all the time?

00:39:41.480 This social media world we're living in? 1.00

00:39:43.560 How to take a shit? 1.00

00:39:44.920 And it's like you're not exactly like the model we want to picture taking a shit. 0.99

00:39:49.400 And you're also, the technique you're using isn't even some groundbreaking technique. 0.99

00:39:53.340 You could just be like, oh yeah, dig a little hole and squat down, and then just go and

00:39:57.220 bury it. 1.00

00:39:57.820 You're explaining how to shit in a bag. 1.00

00:39:59.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:00.500 What the fuck? 1.00

00:40:01.000 It's like I grab a garbage bag, and then I squat down, and I put the bag under my butt, 1.00

00:40:06.500 and then I shit in the bag. 1.00

00:40:08.380 What happened to shitting in the woods? 0.99

00:40:10.220 Yeah.

00:40:10.540 Like, you know, it's kind of biodegradable.

00:40:13.220 You don't need to add plastic to this.

00:40:15.140 And then collect it in your Tupperware for the day. 0.99

00:40:17.360 Also, it's like people pick up dog shit all the time with a bag inverted. 1.00

00:40:22.400 And for some reason, you need to shit directly into the bag? 1.00

00:40:24.900 I don't get it. 0.99

00:40:25.980 I don't get it either.

00:40:27.000 But hey, take the advice.

00:40:29.880 There is a good chance we're all going to be living in our cars soon.

00:40:33.420 So maybe it's something we need to know.

00:40:35.580 Pending economic dune, the bank run.

00:40:38.080 Sorry, guys.

00:40:39.000 The bank run.

00:40:39.800 You're going to need this advice, actually. 0.99

00:40:41.740 You're going to be shitting in it. 0.99

00:40:42.800 And you probably can't even afford the bags. 1.00

00:40:44.720 So you're going to be shitting in the woods soon. 0.99

00:40:46.940 We'll do a follow-up, and we'll give you the real tips on how to shit outside. 0.99

00:40:50.400 My favorite is like you do this kind of like everybody who lives in their van or does the van life, 0.97

00:40:56.040 they do the content.

00:40:57.700 You have to make content out of it, right?

00:40:59.220 Because it's like I need to make a little money or do something and get a brand deal.

00:41:02.540 And it's like you do this weird smiling face like while you're doing it, you're reenacting. 0.97

00:41:08.420 And it's like I put rocks in the shit bag to reenact, and she's like smiling. 0.95

00:41:12.160 It's like stop. 0.99

00:41:13.140 Yeah.

00:41:13.540 You're talking about disgusting subject matter. 0.85

00:41:15.660 The rocks are the fake poop. 0.88

00:41:16.980 Yeah.

00:41:17.320 Before she said I put rocks to show, I saw the weight in the bag, and I was just like no way.

00:41:22.760 No.

00:41:23.660 That's not what's happening, right?

00:41:25.300 Yeah.

00:41:25.520 And it wasn't.

00:41:26.500 All right.

00:41:26.820 Moving on.

00:41:27.640 Similar topic. 0.96

00:41:30.520 These fat people try to fly on an airplane. 0.78

00:41:34.100 Let's see what they're up to.

00:41:35.560 Travel might look a little different for us plus size folks, but it's still possible.

00:41:40.180 Folks.

00:41:40.840 The airlines should do a better job accommodating us, but until then I'll keep shouting my message from the rooftops.

00:41:47.680 You deserve to travel just as much as anyone else.

00:41:55.480 No chance in the bathroom.

00:41:57.840 There's just no chance in the bathroom. 1.00

00:41:59.280 The guy also just proved he can't see his dick by that camera POV. 1.00

00:42:02.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:03.220 That was bad.

00:42:03.740 I got to get under there.

00:42:05.480 But they travel together and have an empty seat in between them?

00:42:08.320 Yeah.

00:42:08.900 That's not bad.

00:42:09.760 That's as best as you can do, right?

00:42:11.400 You can do that?

00:42:12.340 Well, I mean, they either got lucky or they bought it, right?

00:42:15.920 Yeah.

00:42:16.260 And if it's Southwest and the plane wasn't full, that's the last seat people are taking.

00:42:21.780 That would be like, and that's like a nightmare.

00:42:23.540 You have a bad dream.

00:42:24.540 Yeah.

00:42:24.720 It's about flying in between those two.

00:42:26.640 Yeah.

00:42:27.420 This is another case of not everything needs to be content.

00:42:30.500 Yeah.

00:42:31.100 The airlines do a better job accommodating us soon.

00:42:33.580 Like they, they're, they're optimistic and it's like, I kind of want that now, now that

00:42:37.580 I've thought about how, uh, woke the airlines are and how they're going to be shoving black 1.00

00:42:41.640 pilots in there with inexperience. 0.95

00:42:43.400 Yeah.

00:42:43.920 It's like, yeah, make room for fatties too. 0.99

00:42:46.480 Let's just, let's just attack their profit margins here.

00:42:48.900 And yeah, exactly.

00:42:50.240 More space.

00:42:51.120 And, but the, how about he shows the table can't come down?

00:42:54.780 So he's like, I can't even feed on this plane.

00:42:56.920 I can't even pig.

00:42:58.340 I can't even get my pig pie.

00:42:59.700 I can't even put the food down in front of me.

00:43:02.340 Uh, which is obviously the most important thing to them.

00:43:04.380 Yeah.

00:43:04.840 It's like, how are you going to feed if there's no table in front of you?

00:43:07.600 The, the chair in between the two being empty and then you buy it, that's not off the table.

00:43:14.160 I would do that.

00:43:15.080 Yeah.

00:43:15.660 I would buy the seat in the middle in between.

00:43:17.780 And then, but then I guess you just buy first class because that'd be the cost of it.

00:43:21.440 Exactly.

00:43:22.040 But, and that's what I'm saying.

00:43:22.980 They're complaining about this too, the whole time.

00:43:24.500 And it's like, first class is always an option guys.

00:43:26.400 Yeah.

00:43:26.800 First class. 0.74

00:43:27.560 And if you don't do first class, no offense, you're too fat to fly. 0.69

00:43:32.300 Literally.

00:43:32.660 That's coming from someone who at times was almost too fat to fly.

00:43:37.040 I'd never been too fat to fly, but I've teetered.

00:43:40.980 I've gotten close.

00:43:42.120 Got on a couple of swings.

00:43:43.800 Got on a couple of planes where you buckle the thing and it's like, you know,

00:43:47.560 I'm fine.

00:43:48.400 You know, you're looking at a guy who probably avoids regional aircraft, you know, those 60

00:43:52.300 seaters.

00:43:52.940 Yeah.

00:43:53.460 Guy who doesn't want to fly to Willingston, North Dakota, just because the plane might

00:43:57.380 be a little small.

00:43:58.280 So we're not totally.

00:44:00.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:01.260 Sometimes you're a little too fat to fly.

00:44:02.800 It happens to the best of us.

00:44:04.280 Like the over, like the, uh, the carry ons.

00:44:07.600 If you don't fit in the main cabin, you got to go with the cargo.

00:44:10.840 Yeah.

00:44:11.700 That's the funny part is watching these two people get on the plane and it's like, yeah,

00:44:15.980 sir, your luggage was over 50 pounds by one pound.

00:44:19.360 You're going to have to reorganize everything.

00:44:21.100 And it's like, you see two 400 pounders come in, boom, the ground shakes, your water moves

00:44:26.140 like Jurassic park.

00:44:27.020 The plane takes off on an angle.

00:44:30.040 It's like, come on.

00:44:32.460 Pilot goes, hate to say it.

00:44:33.580 We're going to have to rearrange some of the weight back there.

00:44:36.380 They come back and they go, uh, didn't that happen to you once?

00:44:40.400 Yeah.

00:44:40.920 But weren't we going to Idaho or something?

00:44:43.660 And they asked you to, was this, was that happened?

00:44:47.760 I don't remember.

00:44:48.760 I've never been to Idaho.

00:44:49.560 I don't think we went to sun Valley.

00:44:51.400 We went fly fishing in sun Valley.

00:44:52.920 And I think the plane was a little small and they made me move.

00:44:56.220 I think the plane was a little small and they made me move.

00:44:57.760 I was probably the fattest person.

00:45:00.220 That happens.

00:45:01.140 That happens.

00:45:02.000 Not too fat to fly.

00:45:02.980 Not too fat to fly.

00:45:03.800 Not making TikToks about it.

00:45:05.300 Exactly.

00:45:05.780 Exactly.

00:45:06.380 I actually think I might've made that up.

00:45:08.140 That might be a doppelganger type thing.

00:45:10.800 I kind of remember something.

00:45:12.620 Okay.

00:45:13.140 That's what I thought.

00:45:13.920 I don't think you fully made it up, but I think that they told people to go from the

00:45:17.340 front to the back.

00:45:18.100 Yes.

00:45:18.680 And then we were part of the group.

00:45:20.340 Yes.

00:45:21.120 Yeah.

00:45:21.600 Okay.

00:45:21.920 All right.

00:45:22.780 Next, the, the, the, the girl online on the chat,

00:45:26.220 who's rating guys one through 10 and girls one through 10.

00:45:28.760 Yep.

00:45:29.020 Let's see pictures of people out of 10.

00:45:31.200 All right.

00:45:31.540 So there's this guy first.

00:45:32.600 Oh my God.

00:45:32.960 He's negative 1 million.

00:45:35.240 Okay.

00:45:35.860 What about this girl?

00:45:37.320 She's a 10.

00:45:38.080 She's pretty. 0.99

00:45:38.740 She's a 10 out of 10.

00:45:39.920 All right.

00:45:40.340 What about this girl?

00:45:41.220 I think he's a five.

00:45:42.520 All right.

00:45:43.440 What about this girl?

00:45:44.600 She's a seven.

00:45:45.700 She's a seven.

00:45:46.320 What about this girl?

00:45:47.520 She's a five. 0.93

00:45:48.900 He's a three.

00:45:49.460 Wait.

00:45:49.880 So this guy's a three, but this girl is a 10. 0.97

00:45:53.740 Yes.

00:45:54.320 She's literally gorgeous.

00:45:55.280 What do you mean?

00:45:56.060 She's majestic.

00:45:57.000 But she's obese though. 1.00

00:45:59.740 Well, she is.

00:46:00.740 I know you're not talking, looking like a whole and help me.

00:46:03.680 Dumpty.

00:46:04.320 Do you think I'm fat?

00:46:05.180 Yeah. 0.88

00:46:05.580 You look like it.

00:46:06.740 Oh baby.

00:46:07.700 Where's that fat?

00:46:09.120 Where's that fat up?

00:46:10.040 I'm not body shaming.

00:46:10.840 Isn't it a fact that she's obese? 1.00

00:46:12.220 She's not obese.

00:46:13.220 She's gorgeous.

00:46:14.040 What do you mean?

00:46:14.460 She's literally more gorgeous than you. 1.00

00:46:16.560 But isn't it a fact that she's obese though? 1.00

00:46:18.460 Yeah, but she's gorgeous. 1.00

00:46:19.900 Okay.

00:46:20.260 It doesn't matter if she's over like big.

00:46:23.580 She's literally gorgeous.

00:46:24.720 Why are you like pointing out the fact that she's fat? 1.00

00:46:26.800 Literally no one cares.

00:46:27.820 I don't care.

00:46:28.360 She's literally gorgeous.

00:46:29.560 Because it isn't fat on the track. 1.00

00:46:30.760 Stupid. 1.00

00:46:31.300 That's the extent of your thought process. 1.00

00:46:33.260 It's like, she's literally gorgeous.

00:46:34.980 Like there's no like, like critical thinking.

00:46:37.540 Like, well, maybe to some she would be this, but you know, her face is great and blah,

00:46:41.400 blah, blah.

00:46:42.260 It's just, no, literally. 1.00

00:46:43.760 Why are you stupid? 1.00

00:46:44.860 That man's a negative one million. 1.00

00:46:46.660 Yeah.

00:46:47.160 I'm Martina Martinez. 1.00

00:46:49.020 It's the same shit. 1.00

00:46:49.840 Isn't this person just a moron? 1.00

00:46:51.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:51.600 It's a mouth breather. 1.00

00:46:52.420 This girl's IQ is probably fucking 90. 1.00

00:46:54.820 And she votes? 1.00

00:46:55.960 Well, maybe.

00:46:57.160 She goes to college?

00:46:58.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:59.360 No, she goes to like nursing school and she's about to like mix up someone's medicine and 1.00

00:47:03.300 cause like a flat line.

00:47:04.960 You know, that's like probably her path, right?

00:47:06.660 Like a nurse. 0.80

00:47:07.340 Yeah.

00:47:07.840 And she gets a big Starbucks.

00:47:08.920 She drinks out of the Stanley cup.

00:47:10.600 She's literally gorgeous.

00:47:12.660 Yeah.

00:47:13.060 And it's interesting because I think there's like this new thing happening now.

00:47:17.120 Well, I know there's a new thing happening now.

00:47:19.360 You see it on podcasts too.

00:47:20.720 Whenever they have like these girls on the podcast. 1.00

00:47:22.660 Yeah.

00:47:23.020 Girls think because a guy will sleep with them that that's like a value. 1.00

00:47:28.700 So there's girls who are like, I, you know, I can go out right now and get laid tonight 1.00

00:47:32.300 if I want to.

00:47:33.240 Yeah.

00:47:33.480 And like guys can't do that.

00:47:35.300 And it's like, you think that's good? 0.85

00:47:37.120 Guys will have sex with anybody. 0.99

00:47:38.340 If you went to a bar and said, oh, let's go have sex. 0.99

00:47:40.460 Like the guy's going to go. 0.96

00:47:41.420 Okay.

00:47:41.740 Yeah.

00:47:42.180 As long as you're like somewhat acceptable looking.

00:47:44.980 Yeah.

00:47:45.940 Might as well.

00:47:46.900 Sure.

00:47:47.200 I'll do it.

00:47:47.880 And they think that's good.

00:47:48.840 Like, oh, guys want me.

00:47:50.500 And it's like, guys want the, the easiness of you.

00:47:53.380 Yeah.

00:47:54.040 And they think that's like an, they think that's like an impressive stat.

00:47:56.880 Oh, guys want to sleep with me.

00:47:58.120 Guys can't do that.

00:47:59.420 100%.

00:47:59.820 And you know what else is another thing that we've, I think briefly talked about before

00:48:03.880 is like this guy obviously chose a girl who, uh, was extremely obese, but also had a skinny 0.77

00:48:11.680 face and like a relatively to her fat body, a relatively skinny face.

00:48:16.920 Um, and so I think that's one of the funnier part about the fat plus size model, uh, trend 1.00

00:48:23.180 is they always pick disgusting fat girls who have a perfectly like normal relative face. 1.00

00:48:30.000 So it's like, where, when are we going to get the sloppy pigs? 0.99

00:48:33.140 When are we going to get this going?

00:48:34.740 Like, I want to see a model who's, who's got a jaws, you know, I want to see some really 0.99

00:48:39.640 disgusting shit and then I'll believe you, you know, that I'll believe you that you really 0.99

00:48:43.740 like plus size someone that is someone not even worth airbrushing or Photoshopping. 1.00

00:48:47.960 Exactly.

00:48:48.420 Someone just like put her up as she is all greasy and sweaty and glistening. 1.00

00:48:52.980 Exactly.

00:48:54.040 Um, all right, that's good.

00:48:55.300 Last piece of cringe of the week.

00:48:57.240 Uh, Joe Biden's fake letter from that kid.

00:48:59.820 Yeah.

00:49:00.180 Dear Charlotte, Charlotte.

00:49:02.600 Uh, well here, I'll, I'll read, I'll read the, the writing first.

00:49:06.640 Yeah.

00:49:07.040 Dear precedent Biden.

00:49:08.820 I just wanted to tell you something not fair to ladies. 0.98

00:49:11.980 Men are getting more money than girls. 0.73

00:49:14.460 Wrong then.

00:49:15.800 Uh, I think you should fix this since you're the president.

00:49:18.920 Even I'm a child and I think we should do something.

00:49:21.860 This is like an always sunny bit too.

00:49:23.460 Yeah.

00:49:23.740 Charlie wrote this.

00:49:24.880 Need money now.

00:49:25.900 Money now, please.

00:49:26.920 Please money now.

00:49:27.760 Me for me.

00:49:28.580 Uh, and then Joe Biden tweets it and goes, Charlotte, I couldn't agree more.

00:49:31.980 Women lose thousands of dollars each year and hundreds of thousands over a lifetime because 1.00

00:49:35.400 of gender and racial wage gaps.

00:49:37.280 I'm committed to building an economy where my daughters have the same rights and opportunities 0.93

00:49:40.920 as my sons. 1.00

00:49:41.940 So stupid. 1.00

00:49:42.860 And there was an interesting thing that got fact-checked community notes on Twitter, on 1.00

00:49:47.780 Twitter that about like the wage gap.

00:49:50.140 So like the fact-checked happened.

00:49:51.280 They're like, well, the wage gap isn't blah, blah, blah.

00:49:53.040 So it was like a fact check for our side.

00:49:55.620 So it's like, that's good.

00:49:56.920 But then it's also like, that's bad because now I'm cheering for a fact check when there

00:50:02.040 should just be no fact checks.

00:50:03.320 That's the great psyop.

00:50:04.400 Yeah.

00:50:04.600 You know, so now exactly.

00:50:06.140 That's the great psyop.

00:50:07.100 You see it and you go, nice.

00:50:08.220 Now they're getting fact-checked.

00:50:09.680 But it's like, now you just open the door to like being fine with fact-check.

00:50:13.080 There should just be no fact-check.

00:50:14.420 True.

00:50:14.700 So busy day here at the office trying to figure that one out. 1.00

00:50:17.260 Well, I think, I mean, at least on a fact-check on Instagram or on Facebook can fuck your 1.00

00:50:22.720 account. 1.00

00:50:23.660 That's the point.

00:50:24.340 Like if you've ever gone through like a shadow banning or whatever, like someone's account

00:50:28.140 can just be like 90 days of like zero reach, zero engagement.

00:50:32.220 Twitter, I don't think they do that or they don't penalize you if they do a little note.

00:50:36.560 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:50:37.700 All right, moving on.

00:50:38.820 We're going into Urban Decay section.

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00:51:16.980 All right, Urban Decay.

00:51:17.760 All right, first clip of Urban Decay is the Ratboy doppelganger fight.

00:51:25.160 That one?

00:51:25.800 Oh, yeah.

00:51:26.680 This is a good one.

00:51:27.980 You're spoiling for a fight here.

00:51:29.800 I could just leave our country. 1.00

00:51:30.480 Don't fucking threaten. 1.00

00:51:31.400 No, go in. 0.99

00:51:32.360 What, you think you're spotless?

00:51:33.460 You think you're bad? 1.00

00:51:34.360 Oh, fuck you up. 1.00

00:51:35.260 Get up. 1.00

00:51:35.940 Oh, fuck it up. 1.00

00:51:37.300 Oh. 1.00

00:51:38.480 Don't threaten me.

00:51:39.880 Go on.

00:51:40.420 Go on. 1.00

00:51:40.680 Don't fucking threaten me. 1.00

00:51:42.580 I'll put a fucking standard blade. 1.00

00:51:43.900 Yeah, that's built different. 1.00

00:51:45.140 White people have no culture though. 1.00

00:51:46.600 You see that? 1.00

00:51:48.780 Headbutt culture.

00:51:49.660 That's built different.

00:51:50.740 Yeah.

00:51:51.060 And as soon as the guy got hit, he knew this was the wrong dude.

00:51:54.560 Absolutely.

00:51:55.240 Wrong dude.

00:51:55.940 It kind of reminded me of a General Patton quote.

00:51:59.300 A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.

00:52:04.400 Just this guy's getting riled up.

00:52:06.180 Just sneak attack.

00:52:07.680 With your glasses still on?

00:52:09.280 Yeah.

00:52:09.660 That dude's built different.

00:52:11.080 Yeah.

00:52:11.260 Um, there's a certain sort of like fighting thing where if a guy's about the same height

00:52:15.380 as you and you're the skinny kid and he's like thicker kind of, you can see the thickness

00:52:19.980 in his neck.

00:52:20.680 Yeah.

00:52:20.960 You know what I mean?

00:52:21.780 He's not even necessarily strong or big, but there's like a certain weight difference.

00:52:25.600 It's like, unless you're a boxer or something like just kind of, you know, that neck difference

00:52:30.420 should really wake people up.

00:52:32.320 And weight classes exist for a reason.

00:52:34.080 You know, they didn't just make that up out of nowhere.

00:52:36.100 Yeah.

00:52:36.300 That's a good point.

00:52:36.960 That neck versus the other neck, those are two different classes of people. 0.99

00:52:41.540 All right.

00:52:41.820 Next, let's go to the ruined brunch.

00:52:44.280 Yeah.

00:52:45.920 When you just wanted a nice, quiet breakfast with the family.

00:52:55.300 And they laugh at him.

00:52:57.480 Look at that.

00:53:00.060 Nice group.

00:53:00.780 And even the people behind those, the family are fed up too.

00:53:03.980 Yeah.

00:53:04.620 Even they're fed up.

00:53:05.680 People don't like this.

00:53:06.960 Um, if you see a girl and a particular, honestly, a black girl with a sash, birthday

00:53:14.740 sash, one of those things, or a bachelor birthday sash, and it's a brunch, it's about to get

00:53:20.620 loud.

00:53:21.080 All right.

00:53:21.620 Yeah.

00:53:21.900 That's a good point.

00:53:22.720 Trick daddy is playing.

00:53:23.960 Is that trick daddy?

00:53:24.760 Might be.

00:53:25.340 Who is that?

00:53:25.840 I don't know.

00:53:26.900 Um, terrible scene.

00:53:28.500 Terrible scene.

00:53:29.040 Just don't even place the, don't even get the apps.

00:53:31.880 Just get out.

00:53:32.680 Yeah.

00:53:32.960 A little loud in here. 0.99

00:53:34.460 Um, and then also the place that they're at is called, I think, bacon bitch. 0.99

00:53:37.960 Is that what it says on the wall? 0.98

00:53:38.900 That's what it says on the wall.

00:53:39.940 Yeah.

00:53:40.300 Which reminds me of like all these like hipster places in LA. 1.00

00:53:43.260 There's bacon bitch. 1.00

00:53:44.280 There's a place called egg slut. 1.00

00:53:46.500 They just use these stupid terms. 1.00

00:53:48.660 Egg slut. 1.00

00:53:49.340 Like, uh, and it's all like for an Instagram, like sign, like rosé all day. 0.98

00:53:55.240 Yeah. 0.97

00:53:55.660 Or like, uh, egg slut you said, right? 1.00

00:53:57.720 Egg slut is another one. 1.00

00:53:58.800 There used to be a store, uh, by your place in, in, in New York that was called shoegasm. 0.99

00:54:03.640 Shoegasm. 0.99

00:54:04.000 It's all like Amy Schumer standup names.

00:54:07.920 Yeah.

00:54:08.900 Restaurant.

00:54:09.240 It's like vulgar millennial humor where it's like, oh my God, that's so cute.

00:54:13.560 And it's like the cringiest stuff I've ever seen. 0.99

00:54:16.180 Bacon bitch. 1.00

00:54:16.720 We're twerking at bacon bitch on the table. 1.00

00:54:18.840 We're at whore brunch right now. 1.00

00:54:20.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:20.940 Whore brunch at bacon bitch. 1.00

00:54:22.340 Um, and then that actually, uh, I, I saw this last week and I thought about it when 0.99

00:54:26.960 I saw a bacon bitch is, uh, this picture somebody took of the self-help books on the 1.00

00:54:33.380 wall at like a Barnes and Noble, I believe. 0.98

00:54:36.100 And just look at this picture.

00:54:38.020 It's all like it, people were describing it as, you know, people need self-help books

00:54:44.700 still millennial and particularly women need self-help books still, but they want to feel

00:54:48.960 bad-ass about it. 0.88

00:54:50.060 They want to feel a girl boss about it. 0.99

00:54:52.560 So all these titles are like disgusting. 1.00

00:54:55.260 Everything is fucked. 1.00

00:54:56.820 A book about hope. 1.00

00:54:58.360 This other book, get your shit together. 1.00

00:55:00.720 Fuck feelings. 1.00

00:55:01.780 The subtle art of not giving a fuck. 1.00

00:55:04.020 How to stop feeling like shit. 1.00

00:55:06.780 Stop doing that shit. 1.00

00:55:08.080 You badass. 1.00

00:55:09.800 It's like, why are we doing this? 1.00

00:55:12.480 And it's like, it kind of just shows this stupid mentality, right? 1.00

00:55:16.460 Where it's like, I need to be hard when I'm seeking help and self-improvement. 1.00

00:55:20.660 And it's like, how to act like a man as a girl. 0.69

00:55:23.080 Exactly. 1.00

00:55:23.680 It's like, oh, fuck your feelings. 1.00

00:55:24.800 Get tough. 1.00

00:55:25.560 Pull yourself up. 1.00

00:55:26.680 You're a bad-ass bitch. 1.00

00:55:27.980 It's like, you're 120 pounds. 1.00

00:55:29.980 Yeah.

00:55:30.160 Be soft.

00:55:30.920 Be vulnerable. 1.00

00:55:31.920 Like be a woman, you know, don't not give a fuck and go yell at a man. 1.00

00:55:36.020 Cause a book swore at you, you know, it's like so weird to me. 1.00

00:55:39.960 Yeah.

00:55:40.180 Go sleep around.

00:55:41.260 Like a dude.

00:55:42.360 Exactly. 1.00

00:55:42.940 Don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:55:43.840 That'll help your mental health. 1.00

00:55:45.680 Um, all right.

00:55:46.440 What would you do in a brunch like that?

00:55:48.480 I would just say, I would just say, Hey, we're going to leave.

00:55:51.880 Can I have the check right now?

00:55:53.360 And they'd say, well, your food doesn't even come yet.

00:55:55.100 And I'm just saying, yeah, just, I really want to leave.

00:55:58.260 And if you want me to pay for it, bring me the check right now.

00:56:01.240 If you want me to just leave everything to go is what I would do.

00:56:04.100 Smart.

00:56:04.600 That's the answer.

00:56:05.440 Cause I wouldn't just leave the food, but I kind of would.

00:56:07.700 And I don't want to say that into the podcast.

00:56:08.940 Like I would just leave like a $50 tab and just walk out.

00:56:11.660 Oh, it's breakfast.

00:56:12.300 So it's not the most expensive meal.

00:56:13.720 Yeah.

00:56:13.920 I would just say, Hey, everything to go.

00:56:15.280 I would go, I look over at the, I look over at the twerking and I go, actually, that's 1.00

00:56:20.800 going to be a to go order.

00:56:23.940 Let's get out of here.

00:56:25.020 Yeah.

00:56:25.200 That's what I would do.

00:56:25.760 I would leave.

00:56:26.260 Yeah, for sure.

00:56:27.260 Um, all right.

00:56:27.960 Next, there's a reparations idea going around California.

00:56:31.320 That's escalating.

00:56:33.180 Yeah.

00:56:33.500 The, uh, this is basically like the city council of San Francisco hired or created,

00:56:39.520 uh, or tasked a group with making recommendations on reparations.

00:56:44.900 So that group, they went off, they did their math.

00:56:47.060 They crunched some numbers.

00:56:48.180 They fibbed some numbers to, you know, whatever they wanted to do.

00:56:51.260 And this is what they came back with.

00:56:53.140 The San Francisco appointed a reparations committee.

00:56:55.600 And here are their recommendations.

00:56:57.120 $5 million to each black resident, 97 K or more a year for the next 250 years, all black 1.00

00:57:07.300 residents get a home for $1, all personal debt eliminated, no taxes.

00:57:13.540 Dog. 1.00

00:57:14.560 The fucking dream scenario. 1.00

00:57:16.760 Let me get that. 1.00

00:57:18.360 No taxes.

00:57:19.840 So if that happened, that's winning the lottery.

00:57:22.040 That's every black person ever.

00:57:24.720 That's winning the lottery in San Francisco.

00:57:26.540 In San Francisco. 0.99

00:57:28.820 And it's like, then after that, all the white people will be robbing all the black people 0.99

00:57:33.780 because they got stuff for free based on their skin color and they have the privilege, which 0.98

00:57:39.400 is what everyone now is convinced is going on.

00:57:41.620 White people have all this privilege because it's their skin color and their race. 0.95

00:57:44.680 And that's why they got ahead and they would actually flip it, but it would actually be

00:57:49.020 the problem they, they claimed existed where it's like, well, no, you got $5 million in

00:57:53.820 a house for a dollar because of your skin color.

00:57:57.060 Like, give me, give me a hundred grand.

00:57:59.460 Give me, I'm in the house.

00:58:00.660 Yeah.

00:58:00.940 So that would actually create so much division.

00:58:03.280 And it's like that type of thing, giving houses and land away for a dollar, giving your

00:58:09.160 money away to other people just because they think that they deserve it because they're

00:58:12.520 oppressed. 1.00

00:58:12.880 That's like some Concord Nation shit. 1.00

00:58:15.300 Absolutely. 0.99

00:58:16.120 That's like the Japanese, uh, like living on mainland China being like, okay, all the 1.00

00:58:21.260 houses are ours.

00:58:22.660 Uh, you go work the fields.

00:58:24.260 Like you're our subject now.

00:58:25.860 Yeah.

00:58:26.500 So that would kind of escalate things.

00:58:29.940 And it's like, if I can kind of test the environment and taste the environment a little

00:58:35.420 bit, it feels like they're going to be ramping up some racial division.

00:58:38.740 Imagine going into an election and one side wants all the black people to get $5 million

00:58:43.940 and 97 K a year for 250 years and no taxes and a house for a dollar.

00:58:49.980 And then the other side is like, well, technically Derek Chauvin maybe shouldn't go to jail for

00:58:55.280 murder, murder.

00:58:56.820 That's going to be like some division that kind of feels like it's coming.

00:59:01.100 Yeah.

00:59:01.600 Um, what's the 5 million for?

00:59:03.660 You already got a house for a dollar.

00:59:05.320 You're getting 97 K a year.

00:59:07.200 What's the 5 million for?

00:59:08.020 Just spending money.

00:59:09.500 Yeah.

00:59:09.980 You get a Bentley.

00:59:11.300 That's wild.

00:59:12.140 That's what it's for. 1.00

00:59:12.920 That would be real Chappelle show shit. 1.00

00:59:15.660 It really would. 0.99

00:59:16.880 And that hand in a dice game, run it up to 40 mil.

00:59:21.600 So yeah, that looks like some racial division is coming our way, which is why our next clip

00:59:27.700 is of a white person.

00:59:28.760 If that happens, if anything like this goes through, it's time to start like really thinking

00:59:34.580 about not being in the same country as these people, right?

00:59:38.260 Yeah. 0.93

00:59:38.560 Who think reparations and paying and it's like San Francisco has filthy streets, disgusting 1.00

00:59:45.220 tents, fentanyl, fentanyl needle distribution shit. 1.00

00:59:49.060 And then they want to give $5 million to every black person just for being black. 1.00

00:59:54.640 That's a little, what's it called? 1.00

00:59:56.740 Uh, end times shit. 0.99

00:59:58.120 That's end times. 1.00

00:59:58.860 That's national divorce type shit. 0.99

01:00:00.440 So yeah, what country would you go to besides America? 0.99

01:00:04.740 No, I mean, I just go to a state or something in America.

01:00:07.600 That's like normal.

01:00:09.440 I couldn't people like me, you know, people like me, you know, that meme, the safest states,

01:00:14.100 positive, safest states.

01:00:15.340 And then they go to the negative.

01:00:16.320 It's not diverse enough. 0.87

01:00:17.620 Yeah.

01:00:18.080 You know, that Vermont is like Vermont safest, but also least diverse. 1.00

01:00:22.280 Yeah.

01:00:22.540 The pros and cons of Vermont.

01:00:24.200 It's the safest, blah, blah, blah.

01:00:25.900 The cons.

01:00:26.720 It's not that diverse.

01:00:27.780 It's Idaho time.

01:00:28.780 It's time to get on that regional jet and redistribute the weight because I'm headed to Idaho.

01:00:33.520 With all my stuff.

01:00:34.480 Yeah.

01:00:35.060 All right.

01:00:35.880 Uh, next clip, a pedophile is caught and then they make him confess to his wife on the phone.

01:00:41.900 This is actually a dark clip and it's like intense.

01:00:44.920 Yeah.

01:00:45.400 So if you get sad, easy.

01:00:46.820 Well, I've got something to tell you.

01:00:49.540 What?

01:00:49.980 Um, I'm here in Denver and I was going to meet up with a, what I thought was 18 or 19 year old boy.

01:01:01.140 Tell the truth.

01:01:01.840 He's 14.

01:01:04.300 What?

01:01:05.440 What?

01:01:06.240 You got caught.

01:01:07.080 And I got caught.

01:01:07.960 Hello, ma'am.

01:01:14.700 Hello.

01:01:15.460 Hey, Deb.

01:01:18.380 Dean.

01:01:19.320 Okay.

01:01:19.820 Hold on.

01:01:20.380 Hey, Deb.

01:01:20.820 This is Tommy with Colorado Pet Patrol.

01:01:23.320 Um, I'm here in Broomfield, Colorado with your husband. 0.96

01:01:25.280 He attempted to pick up a 14 year old who he knew was 14 to bring back to his hotel for sex. 0.85

01:01:32.040 And we are here with him now. 0.90

01:01:33.700 Yeah.

01:01:33.940 And I apologize to tell you, he didn't want to call you, but we wanted you to know.

01:01:37.880 Um, he clearly knew it was a 14 year old.

01:01:40.140 Um, this is our 267th cash.

01:01:43.340 Um, and he's here at the Walmart to pick up the 14 year old boy.

01:01:51.480 I'm sorry.

01:01:53.840 I'm sorry.

01:01:55.280 This can't be my own.

01:01:57.240 I'm sorry, Deb.

01:02:02.820 I'm so sorry, Deb.

01:02:04.520 All right.

01:02:04.880 That's nice.

01:02:06.380 She hyperventilates a little bit.

01:02:08.100 Yeah.

01:02:08.240 She starts hyperventilating.

01:02:09.300 That's bad.

01:02:10.780 For that guy, you can't, you could just do death by cop.

01:02:15.580 That's always an option to go call your wife. 1.00

01:02:17.540 It's like, I'm going to go up to that cop and pull around on my waistband.

01:02:21.680 Yeah.

01:02:22.060 I'm going to start administering some threats, get the situation ramped up to level 10 and

01:02:27.800 then reach in my pocket.

01:02:28.680 I have a gun.

01:02:29.020 I have a gun. 1.00

01:02:29.220 I want to kill you. 1.00

01:02:30.280 And then just death by cop. 1.00

01:02:32.100 You can always just, anyone, anyone get any time to just do death by cop.

01:02:35.340 Yeah.

01:02:36.660 I like how the pedo patrol guy is like telling Deb the logistics of the situation and being

01:02:43.260 like, yep, we're with a pedo patrol YouTube channel.

01:02:46.200 It's like plugging his channel.

01:02:47.840 We have a YouTube.

01:02:48.540 It's our 267th catch.

01:02:49.980 She's like, what is my husband up to?

01:02:51.640 Like, let's just get to what did my husband do exactly?

01:02:54.880 Oh my God.

01:02:55.720 So yeah, that's incredibly dark.

01:02:58.000 I'm glad he was caught.

01:02:59.560 I'm glad the pedo was caught.

01:03:01.240 Yeah.

01:03:01.940 And it makes you, go ahead.

01:03:03.580 Sorry.

01:03:03.880 No, no, that's it.

01:03:04.700 I was going to say, it makes you wonder, Michael Knowles.

01:03:08.660 Oh.

01:03:09.520 Is this grounds for a divorce?

01:03:11.820 What say you, Michael?

01:03:13.680 Because Michael Knowles always says there's no reason to ever get divorced.

01:03:16.500 There's no grounds for divorce.

01:03:18.040 He, I don't know what he would say on this one, but he'd probably have to say no, no

01:03:23.380 divorce.

01:03:25.000 That's a Chinese finger trap, Michael. 1.00

01:03:26.640 That's a tough one, Michael. 1.00

01:03:27.500 That's a pedophile. 0.97

01:03:28.300 That's the, that's the worst one, Michael. 0.99

01:03:29.940 It's the toughest one.

01:03:30.780 That's the worst thing you could be.

01:03:32.300 So let's not ask him.

01:03:34.040 We'll put him in a tough spot, but I would like to know because he's always says never

01:03:39.180 a reason for divorce.

01:03:40.840 So I wonder if that counts.

01:03:42.700 Yeah.

01:03:43.300 Man, that Deb was sitting at home having a nice evening.

01:03:46.060 Like, oh, she just gets out of town.

01:03:48.420 Yeah.

01:03:49.200 Oh, that's brutal.

01:03:51.300 You know what's interesting?

01:03:52.760 When we show that clip, no one's going to go in the comments and say, why are you showing 0.99

01:03:57.760 this white pedo? 1.00

01:03:58.900 There's a pedos of all different races. 1.00

01:04:00.900 This isn't all white people. 0.99

01:04:02.520 Not all white people are pedos. 1.00

01:04:04.880 Because everyone knows these are just individuals we're showing doing bad shit. 1.00

01:04:09.000 It's not a race thing. 0.98

01:04:10.860 It's not whatever.

01:04:11.620 Okay. 0.99

01:04:12.280 Next, this black guy slams an Asian lady and paralyzes her. 0.99

01:04:16.800 Now that we've covered with the white pedo, we can get to the black on Asian violence, 0.99

01:04:21.240 which is always occurring, guys. 0.98

01:04:23.020 If you didn't know.

01:04:24.540 Where is it?

01:04:25.880 I think it's that article right there.

01:04:26.720 Oh, yeah.

01:04:27.780 Oh, here.

01:04:28.460 Well, here's the video.

01:04:29.040 Here's the video first.

01:04:29.960 And don't look away.

01:04:30.960 This is probably violent.

01:04:31.980 I haven't seen it yet.

01:04:33.100 It is violent.

01:04:33.740 So, this is like a 40 or 50-year-old Vietnamese woman. 1.00

01:04:42.080 She had just gone to the ATM.

01:04:44.560 Body slam from this guy who's trying to rob her.

01:04:47.420 And she took like $4,500 from the ATM out to visit her family in Vietnam to pay for it?

01:04:52.540 Yep.

01:04:52.900 She took money out of the bank. 0.97

01:04:54.380 And this guy followed her for 24 miles and then got her in a spot that was like, you

01:05:00.280 know, compromising, a compromising position where he could get her.

01:05:04.800 Obviously, the cameras were still there.

01:05:06.040 So, it caught the attack.

01:05:07.020 But he followed her.

01:05:08.360 He planned this out.

01:05:09.080 And then he brutally assaulted her. 0.82

01:05:11.080 Horrible.

01:05:11.600 And then here's another clip that's somewhat related.

01:05:15.220 There was a, this is viral, this is a viral clip that just happened.

01:05:18.080 You might not even have it here, but you'll know what I'm talking.

01:05:20.280 Oh, you do have it.

01:05:21.480 These guys were at a bar, college bar, it looks like.

01:05:24.560 Yep.

01:05:24.920 And there was a wheelchair on the top of the stairs.

01:05:27.920 And they were drunk.

01:05:29.180 And they pushed the wheelchair down the stairs, kind of laughed about it, went back to the

01:05:32.460 party.

01:05:33.060 Not a great move.

01:05:34.420 Very scummy. 0.99

01:05:35.580 Scumbag move. 0.99

01:05:36.860 Not funny. 1.00

01:05:37.620 But if you're drunk and young, I can see like the ha ha ha, we're that crazy, bro. 0.99

01:05:42.940 You're impulsive. 1.00

01:05:44.200 You did something stupid. 1.00

01:05:46.060 It's a bit. 1.00

01:05:47.220 It's like when you go to the bathroom at the bar and you piss all over the bathroom 0.96

01:05:50.660 and it's like kind of like a scumbag move, but you think it's funny because you're drunk 0.98

01:05:54.240 and it's like actually a scumbag move because someone needs to clean it up and use the bathroom 0.99

01:05:57.440 after you. 0.98

01:05:58.280 It's like that.

01:05:59.480 You do that?

01:06:00.160 You do that sort of thing?

01:06:00.980 I don't.

01:06:01.320 I don't even drink really.

01:06:02.880 I don't party.

01:06:03.860 So no, not any more.

01:06:07.400 But it's like that, you know? 0.98

01:06:09.000 It's like a scumbag move. 0.98

01:06:10.060 And then this goes super viral. 0.99

01:06:11.780 Everyone's talking about this.

01:06:13.140 This had 32 million views, 90, 100,000 likes basically.

01:06:18.920 It was going super viral.

01:06:20.280 All the comments were people like showing the guy and he needs to leave and creative

01:06:25.820 ways to charge him with something way more so he actually goes to jail.

01:06:29.420 Like the whole thing is like putting our brain together to figure out how we can make this

01:06:32.580 guy suffer and go to jail, right?

01:06:34.380 Yeah.

01:06:35.020 But then the guy who paralyzes the Asian lady by body slamming her and literally puts her 1.00

01:06:39.860 in a wheelchair, you kind of see that for a day and it goes on Tucker and then that's

01:06:44.400 it.

01:06:44.720 Yep.

01:06:45.100 Exactly.

01:06:45.860 The Twitter, the white Twitter people don't swarm on that and say, please, we need to

01:06:49.540 find this guy in Houston at all costs.

01:06:51.320 This woman was paralyzed. 0.98

01:06:52.400 She has three kids.

01:06:53.840 Isn't that interesting?

01:06:54.760 Like wouldn't you be like, oh, here he is.

01:06:55.820 He works here.

01:06:56.720 We can charge him for this.

01:06:57.820 We can up the charge for that.

01:06:59.180 We can give him no parole.

01:07:00.560 This is where the ATM is like that he followed her from.

01:07:03.080 So we know he's from that area.

01:07:05.040 Yeah.

01:07:05.640 And it's like not a smart criminal.

01:07:07.340 This guy's not very smart.

01:07:08.400 Yeah, but no investigative research went into that.

01:07:11.600 It's all trying to get these kids who pushed a wheelchair down the stairs. 0.92

01:07:14.500 Because there's nothing that makes someone angrier than a white kid who's having fun 0.73

01:07:18.440 doing whatever he wants.

01:07:19.540 They have to put a stop to that no matter what. 1.00

01:07:21.300 And obviously the kid's a scumbag. 1.00

01:07:22.540 We're not defending this. 1.00

01:07:23.720 It's just a juxtaposition of like the international outrage at this guy victimizing someone and

01:07:30.300 breaking a wheelchair.

01:07:31.800 Yeah.

01:07:32.860 To a woman literally getting paralyzed.

01:07:34.800 Literally paralyzed, life changed, and robbed.

01:07:36.980 And my thing is-

01:07:38.680 Premeditated too.

01:07:39.440 Exactly.

01:07:39.980 All premeditated.

01:07:40.800 He had every chance to do it.

01:07:42.140 He was following her for a long time.

01:07:43.840 Didn't need to body slam her. 0.80

01:07:45.080 The woman, like you could have probably punched her. 1.00

01:07:47.460 You know? 1.00

01:07:47.940 It's just sort of like a fucked up thing. 0.95

01:07:50.200 And we've done that before where it's like the guy who stole the power washing. 0.94

01:07:55.100 He's at Home Depot.

01:07:56.760 Oh yeah, he pushed the guy over.

01:07:57.680 He pushed a guy over and he was elderly and he died.

01:07:59.980 The Home Depot receipt checker guy died because you wanted three Ryobi power washers.

01:08:05.340 Um, and so one of the things that I thought about, and this is my twisted mind, right?

01:08:11.520 Um, is how these girls, this woman has three children. 1.00

01:08:16.080 They're all sad.

01:08:17.120 The, uh, obviously their mom got in a horrible, is a horrible victim of a crime. 1.00

01:08:22.180 The, this one little robbery has like a downward path.

01:08:26.680 Like it affects the kids.

01:08:28.020 It affects her, her mom.

01:08:29.800 It affects the kids, kids, you know, they're going to be caring for this woman for a long

01:08:33.280 time.

01:08:34.280 And the first thing I thought about is how this, how her children are going to go through

01:08:39.420 college and get racial sensitivity training.

01:08:42.080 They're going to get their first job.

01:08:43.600 They're going to do HR click through racial sensitivity training, all to be not discriminating 1.00

01:08:48.400 against black people who, who just fucking paralyzed their mom. 1.00

01:08:52.040 It's so true. 1.00

01:08:52.820 You know what I mean?

01:08:53.360 Doesn't that make you kind of sick that it's like, you need to be reeducated too after you've

01:08:57.320 been the victim of a horrible crime.

01:08:58.940 Yeah.

01:08:59.220 Reeducated, ignore what you're seeing, you know, ignore, ignore your eyes.

01:09:04.440 Here's what you really need to worry about.

01:09:06.260 Crime has no race.

01:09:07.720 Yeah.

01:09:08.020 And they do that.

01:09:08.760 And then it's like, well, who did all the violent crimes here?

01:09:12.180 Nobody.

01:09:12.620 Do we need to pull up the graph, the Asian on black and the black on Asian graph?

01:09:16.220 Yeah, exactly.

01:09:17.620 Cause it's drastic.

01:09:19.360 All right.

01:09:20.020 Next clip gets exhausting here.

01:09:22.000 Yeah, it does.

01:09:23.120 Uh, crazy guy breaks into the wrong house.

01:09:25.680 Here's a reason to have a gun. 1.00

01:09:29.200 What the fuck? 1.00

01:09:30.080 It's a fucking plane. 1.00

01:09:31.140 I want my money to put on your house. 1.00

01:09:32.680 This is not the right house.

01:09:33.940 This is not the right house. 1.00

01:09:34.860 Oh shit. 0.99

01:09:35.520 Where is he? 1.00

01:09:36.360 Who are you looking for?

01:09:37.300 Where is he?

01:09:37.780 Who are you looking for?

01:09:39.180 Get out here now.

01:09:40.120 Who are you looking for?

01:09:41.200 Where is he?

01:09:41.980 Let's go.

01:09:42.600 The cops will handle it.

01:09:43.640 Let's go.

01:09:44.180 Where is he?

01:09:44.800 Who?

01:09:45.800 Who?

01:09:46.340 Where is he?

01:09:46.960 Your brother.

01:09:47.680 Your brother.

01:09:48.260 I don't have a brother.

01:09:49.120 I don't have a brother.

01:09:49.920 You're looking at the wrong house.

01:09:51.300 Who are you looking for?

01:09:52.360 What's his name, Haley?

01:09:54.420 What's his name?

01:09:55.160 I am so sorry.

01:09:57.340 Hold on, hold on.

01:09:58.120 He hit my door with a car. 1.00

01:10:00.300 He hit my door with a fucking car. 1.00

01:10:02.100 We have been here the entire time. 1.00

01:10:03.680 We have not left the house.

01:10:05.520 I'll pay for his own story.

01:10:06.860 Okay.

01:10:07.380 I'm sorry.

01:10:07.860 Who are you looking for?

01:10:08.760 Come here.

01:10:09.200 Come outside.

01:10:09.820 I'm not coming outside.

01:10:12.780 Stay away, please.

01:10:14.160 Who are you looking for?

01:10:15.260 This is not.

01:10:15.920 This is the wrong house.

01:10:16.940 I'm sure.

01:10:17.780 I'll pay for it.

01:10:18.740 Okay.

01:10:19.360 What's your name?

01:10:20.020 What's his name?

01:10:21.660 What's his name?

01:10:22.540 Waley.

01:10:23.340 Waley.

01:10:23.700 We do not know anybody with that name.

01:10:26.200 Oh my God.

01:10:28.120 Oh my God.

01:10:28.920 You're at the wrong house.

01:10:30.240 They said that he gave this address.

01:10:32.420 This is the wrong address.

01:10:33.420 I am so sorry.

01:10:34.760 We do not know anyone with that address.

01:10:36.000 You're probably so scared.

01:10:37.960 He ran my daughter with a car. 0.92

01:10:40.320 Here, take money.

01:10:41.160 I don't want money.

01:10:42.460 We just want you to leave.

01:10:43.460 Take it.

01:10:43.760 I'm sorry.

01:10:44.520 Take it.

01:10:45.120 I'm sorry.

01:10:45.500 He gave me your address.

01:10:46.880 He gave me your address.

01:10:48.900 It's about enough, right?

01:10:50.560 I wonder how much money he gave him.

01:10:52.300 It seems like three or 400.

01:10:53.560 Maybe three.

01:10:54.200 Got hundreds in there?

01:10:55.240 Maybe.

01:10:55.720 I don't know.

01:10:56.160 Could have been 80.

01:10:56.440 Could have been 20s.

01:10:57.600 Here's 60 bucks.

01:10:58.740 I kicked down your door and caused emotional damage.

01:11:00.620 Here's 80 bucks.

01:11:01.540 Here's 48 dollars.

01:11:02.720 That sounds about right.

01:11:03.540 I'm sorry. 1.00

01:11:04.060 You could kill that guy? 1.00

01:11:06.660 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:07.060 Like, in a lot of states.

01:11:09.180 I mean, here's the thing.

01:11:10.640 Like, you shouldn't kill that guy, I guess, because it worked itself out.

01:11:14.080 But, like, if you left that guy and his lifeless body right at the door that just got broken off its hinges, no one would come into that crime scene and be like, you murdered him.

01:11:24.800 Yeah.

01:11:24.940 They'd be like, all right, you had to do it.

01:11:26.500 I get it.

01:11:26.880 But then it's like, think about being those people, and you might think, I don't need a gun, I don't involve myself in sketchy situations, I don't party, I don't do drugs, I'm not in, like, bad circles.

01:11:37.400 I play guitar hero on my Wii.

01:11:41.340 And I have, like, a soft blanket that I watch Netflix under, like, and I'm just at my house. 0.99

01:11:46.320 But then someone breaks in thinking it's some other street rat's house trying to kill you.

01:11:50.300 Like, that can happen to literally anybody.

01:11:52.200 Yeah. 0.98

01:11:52.420 That, you could kill that guy if things went worse, where he thought you were the guy he was looking for, and then he just came and attacked you. 1.00

01:11:59.200 You need to kill that guy. 1.00

01:12:00.600 Of course. 1.00

01:12:01.280 Yeah, you have every right to as well.

01:12:03.520 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:12:04.920 And I love the switch.

01:12:06.320 This might be the wrong house.

01:12:07.800 Like, you already kicked in the door.

01:12:10.980 So, yeah.

01:12:11.700 That's brutal.

01:12:12.500 All right, last piece.

01:12:13.100 I'm glad cooler heads prevailed, though, at the end of the day.

01:12:15.680 And, you know.

01:12:16.320 That got settled.

01:12:17.060 That guy could have just gotten jangled or whatever.

01:12:20.760 Yeah.

01:12:21.500 Clint Eastwood.

01:12:22.100 Clint Eastwood.

01:12:23.580 All right, last thing of Urban Decay is the pidgin English thing.

01:12:27.740 Oh, yeah.

01:12:28.540 I don't have anything prepared for this.

01:12:30.100 I just saw this.

01:12:30.920 You told me this late yesterday, and it just sounded like a bit.

01:12:34.580 I couldn't believe it was real.

01:12:35.660 Yeah.

01:12:35.980 So, you know how, like, certain languages have, like, dialects?

01:12:39.280 Like, there's kind of a Jamaican-Americanized thing and whatever?

01:12:43.080 So, I just ran into this, and it's called BBC News Pidgin.

01:12:47.580 And I think it's mostly Nigeria that when they move to an English-speaking country, they speak pidgin English. 1.00

01:12:53.780 But there's a ton of different variations.

01:12:56.640 So, this caught my eye, and we just wanted to read it to the audience just for fun.

01:13:00.100 Uh, I no fit read until 18.

01:13:03.760 Now I be professor for Cambridge University.

01:13:06.260 So, that sentence, that sentence technically shouldn't exist, right?

01:13:11.600 Yeah.

01:13:11.900 Cambridge University shouldn't have someone who speaks in anywhere close to that, right?

01:13:16.260 Professor.

01:13:17.280 Yeah.

01:13:17.620 Now I'm professor.

01:13:18.920 So, here's the article.

01:13:19.680 One man way no fit read or write until I'm be, until I'm be 18, go become the youngest ever black professor for the UK, Cambridge University.

01:13:31.040 Dem diagnosed Jason Arday with autism and global development delay for him early years, and him no fit to speak until I'm be 11 years old.

01:13:40.560 Now, the 37-year-old, they set to become professor of sociology of education for the prestigious university.

01:13:48.160 Although, I'm no fit talk, although I'm no fit talk, the young Jason, they always question the world around them.

01:13:58.960 Why some, what's the last part?

01:14:02.800 Why some people.

01:14:03.760 Why some people, they homeless, and remember, they wonder, why war they?

01:14:09.540 This has to be a bit.

01:14:11.440 No, it's not.

01:14:12.580 It's real.

01:14:13.520 So, that's Cambridge University, youngest black professor, youngest professor ever.

01:14:17.440 And it's like, it's not some kid who's like a genius savant.

01:14:23.440 It's him no talk, him no talk, be professor.

01:14:27.000 It's not some organic chemistry genius.

01:14:29.300 It's not some guy who solved an improvable calculus equation.

01:14:33.260 It's the pigeon man with autism who didn't know how to speak until him eight years old. 1.00

01:14:38.960 Him, him, I am.

01:14:40.440 Yeah, that's what they say for him.

01:14:41.720 It's him.

01:14:42.200 It's him.

01:14:42.440 Oh, man.

01:14:44.660 That's good.

01:14:45.460 Let me see if I can.

01:14:46.960 Born and raised for Clapham, Southwest London.

01:14:49.420 Prof Arde, one sociologist, say, um, informative moments include watching Nelson Mandela released from prison on television.

01:14:56.140 And South Africa, symbolic triumph for the 1995 Rugby World Cup.

01:15:01.280 Wow.

01:15:01.800 This guy's like talking like a... 1.00

01:15:03.720 Like an idiot. 1.00

01:15:04.760 No, no. 1.00

01:15:05.140 Like, like my formative moments were watching TV.

01:15:09.160 I never, like, I didn't have any experiences.

01:15:11.920 Im always questioned the way of the world.

01:15:13.960 And it's like, his questions of the way of the world are, why some people, they homeless?

01:15:19.020 Im remember, they wonder, why war, they?

01:15:22.620 So, why are some people homeless and why war?

01:15:24.840 He doesn't have the answers.

01:15:26.460 He just had these questions.

01:15:27.860 And he doesn't even say the questions correctly.

01:15:29.940 Yeah.

01:15:30.340 So, remember when Cambridge University was a real university, guys?

01:15:33.280 It's over.

01:15:34.340 When did Cambridge University start?

01:15:35.680 1200?

01:15:36.580 Oh, my God.

01:15:37.260 I'm going to look it up right now.

01:15:38.440 It's got to be, uh, it's got to be a long, long time ago.

01:15:42.540 Founded in 1209.

01:15:44.440 I was close.

01:15:45.220 In England.

01:15:46.360 The third oldest university in continuous operation.

01:15:49.160 It's one of the most prestigious.

01:15:50.240 And, uh.

01:15:51.880 Off the plank it goes.

01:15:53.140 Yeah.

01:15:53.620 Say goodnight, guys.

01:15:54.900 Yeah.

01:15:55.420 Taking that guy's class.

01:15:56.900 So, Cambridge University, they now have survey courses called, why some people, they homeless?

01:16:03.780 Why were they?

01:16:05.200 And so, I don't want to just purely make fun of this way of talking and whatever.

01:16:10.140 It's like, some people develop dialects.

01:16:11.760 Some people do this.

01:16:13.120 Why does this, why does this language need to survive?

01:16:17.060 You know what I mean?

01:16:17.660 Like, why don't we just kind of phase that out and, like, get proper English a little bit?

01:16:21.360 Yeah.

01:16:21.880 So, why does this have the right to survive? 1.00

01:16:24.720 It's, like, literally stupid. 1.00

01:16:26.800 It's like a dumbed-down version of English. 1.00

01:16:29.160 Um, and I don't know, man.

01:16:31.160 I just thought this was crazy.

01:16:33.180 Asking the real questions.

01:16:34.300 Why some people, they homeless?

01:16:36.320 Do you know why?

01:16:37.480 Do you have any idea?

01:16:38.560 I don't know.

01:16:39.320 No, because you didn't want to, you didn't go to Cambridge.

01:16:41.160 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:41.780 Stupid. 1.00

01:16:42.080 Go to Cambridge, 80K a year. 1.00

01:16:44.060 Why is some people, they homeless?

01:16:45.740 Why were they?

01:16:46.740 And that's the question of, why is there war?

01:16:49.340 Yeah.

01:16:49.660 It's about war.

01:16:50.440 Why were they?

01:16:51.420 Yeah.

01:16:52.120 Crazy.

01:16:52.820 All right.

01:16:53.420 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

01:16:54.580 That was an intense Urban Decay this week.

01:16:56.680 One of our better, worst ones.

01:16:58.360 Like, one of our good, bad.

01:16:59.660 Like, a lot of bad stuff, which is why it's good.

01:17:01.600 Yeah.

01:17:01.800 Why them people fight the Asian lady? 1.00

01:17:04.460 Why them paralyze her and then only care about white boy pushing down the wheelchair the stairs? 0.98

01:17:10.400 You know?

01:17:12.780 Bad.

01:17:13.420 Bad.

01:17:13.780 All right.

01:17:14.020 Uplifting Gold.

01:17:14.800 We have a lot of Uplifting Gold.

01:17:16.180 No need to get down.

01:17:17.180 No need to get depressed.

01:17:18.020 We're coming into, we're past, well past the hour point.

01:17:21.620 We're getting into these longer shows, as everyone knows about.

01:17:24.640 So we're going to be shooting for like an hour and 20, hour and 30.

01:17:28.360 We can build up to that.

01:17:29.680 So if you made it this far, we appreciate it.

01:17:32.240 We're getting into our longer episodes.

01:17:34.480 All right.

01:17:34.860 Uplifting Gold.

01:17:35.460 First clip.

01:17:35.940 A lady hurts her leg.

01:17:37.420 Woman falls.

01:17:38.540 She hurts her leg.

01:17:40.320 This kid comes over.

01:17:43.940 CPR on the leg.

01:17:45.180 Yeah.

01:17:45.380 That should be in cringe. 0.89

01:17:46.820 This kid doesn't know what he's doing.

01:17:48.040 Yeah.

01:17:48.420 Hurt your ankle.

01:17:49.240 Swollen.

01:17:49.780 Immediately apply pressure.

01:17:51.760 Yeah.

01:17:52.220 It's cute.

01:17:53.080 Twist your ankle.

01:17:53.880 Let's start jolting it. 0.99

01:17:55.480 We'll see if that helps.

01:17:56.360 No, that's cute.

01:17:56.900 That kid's got good instincts.

01:17:57.960 He wants to help.

01:17:58.580 He just doesn't know how.

01:17:59.520 So that's Uplifting Gold.

01:18:00.720 Uplifting Gold.

01:18:01.460 All right.

01:18:01.680 Next, Uplifting Gold, the singer.

01:18:03.080 My mama don't like you when she likes everyone. 1.00

01:18:09.620 And I never lied to admit that I was wrong.

01:18:14.880 I've been so caught up in my job.

01:18:18.020 Didn't see what's going on.

01:18:20.160 But now I know.

01:18:22.760 I'm better sleeping on my own.

01:18:25.000 That's good.

01:18:25.960 I like that guy.

01:18:27.320 He's a good singer.

01:18:28.260 Why is this an Uplifting Gold?

01:18:30.020 He's a singer.

01:18:30.660 I like him.

01:18:31.260 He's not a bit.

01:18:32.740 What would the bit even be?

01:18:33.780 There's no ulterior bit here.

01:18:35.120 There's nothing appearance based, you want to say?

01:18:37.940 No.

01:18:38.600 I mean, he's got a little something maybe, but that's not why I like him.

01:18:42.500 I just think he's passionate.

01:18:44.680 He likes to sing.

01:18:45.340 I love the new Katitawan, as everyone knows.

01:18:48.040 I'm just growing my stable of best singers.

01:18:51.600 I like that guy.

01:18:52.580 Something's off.

01:18:53.360 Something's not right.

01:18:54.200 There's no bit.

01:18:55.340 All right.

01:18:55.700 I'll trust you.

01:18:56.260 What would the bit even be on that?

01:18:57.080 Let's move along then.

01:18:58.380 Everyone saw it.

01:18:59.160 Everyone's uplifted because of it.

01:19:00.600 Good.

01:19:00.940 That guy's a singer.

01:19:01.820 He likes to sing.

01:19:02.640 He's passionate.

01:19:03.520 He sings Justin Bieber's song into a milk crate.

01:19:05.700 It was good.

01:19:06.380 And he's got a little something.

01:19:07.860 Maybe.

01:19:08.640 And that's not even why we like him.

01:19:10.700 All right.

01:19:11.440 Next, the Joe Biden and Wish.com joke.

01:19:13.280 This is funny, too.

01:19:15.560 Hey, y'all.

01:19:16.840 Joe Biden is a president.

01:19:19.520 If you'd have got it from Wish.com, you never get what you pay for.

01:19:24.880 That's so true. 0.97

01:19:26.200 Wish.com, you know, you order it and it's some crap from China. 1.00

01:19:29.600 That's not a bit either. 0.85

01:19:30.880 You think that's a bit?

01:19:32.160 Oh, it's like he spoke a meme out loud, but then like couldn't deliver it.

01:19:37.120 Right.

01:19:37.860 And then just still uploaded it as is.

01:19:40.500 It was like a four-second video.

01:19:42.560 He could have just fixed and done again correctly.

01:19:44.580 Oh, man.

01:19:45.940 That's good.

01:19:46.740 There's some content out there that's just on a different wave, different level.

01:19:50.380 All right.

01:19:50.760 Let's keep it moving. 0.87

01:19:51.680 Ohio State minicar kid.

01:19:53.800 This was Ohio State?

01:19:55.100 Yeah.

01:19:55.420 Yep.

01:19:58.540 Yep.

01:20:00.820 At least someone's executing on their vision, putting their delusions into reality like we

01:20:05.800 talked about.

01:20:06.420 I like that.

01:20:06.980 Yeah.

01:20:07.060 I really like that.

01:20:08.140 Hey.

01:20:08.680 We like that guy.

01:20:09.420 Hey.

01:20:09.720 Base mug if you follow the show.

01:20:11.440 Hey, it's a big joke.

01:20:12.540 It's a big joke. 1.00

01:20:13.520 You got the stupid little car until you have to walk 20 minutes across campus in 90 degree 1.00

01:20:17.880 weather. 1.00

01:20:18.760 Yeah.

01:20:18.860 Guess who's not sweating when they get to class?

01:20:20.940 Someone with a breeze in their face.

01:20:22.400 Minicar guy.

01:20:23.240 Minicar guy.

01:20:24.000 That's the right way to do it.

01:20:25.140 In college, we used to, we never had motorized anything.

01:20:29.140 We used to have bikes.

01:20:29.960 I wish I did.

01:20:31.460 I'm going to say, I'm not going to say we, but they were, we were football players and

01:20:35.500 we had groups of football player friends and there was one of us who was six foot eight,

01:20:41.640 300 and something pounds.

01:20:44.940 And when we were out drinking and wanted to go home and drive home across campus, one

01:20:50.540 of these people who was six foot eight, 300 pounds, he would take, he would grab, it would

01:20:58.640 be a bike that was put into a bike rack and locked and had like a chain on it and he would

01:21:03.620 grab it by its handles and just go and just yank it off and it would just snap the lock

01:21:10.960 every time.

01:21:11.980 He would just grab the handles and just rip the bike out of the bike lock and then we

01:21:15.820 would ride the bikes home.

01:21:17.660 And then by the end of like the, the winter, cause it was the winter we wanted to like avoid

01:21:21.640 walking in the cold.

01:21:22.600 By the end of the winter, our off-campus house backyard was a bike graveyard.

01:21:28.560 It was like 20 bikes that you could just take and use whatever you want.

01:21:33.620 I used to have a beach cruiser.

01:21:34.980 That was clearly a girl's bike. 0.99

01:21:36.480 Stolen bikes.

01:21:37.100 And then I would, when football too, we would have to ride to practice sometimes on the,

01:21:40.820 on the backfield.

01:21:41.580 That was like a 10 minute walk.

01:21:43.360 And I would in my full pads with cleats on, ride the girl's bike all the way to practice. 1.00

01:21:48.300 So, you know, it was fun.

01:21:50.360 Good stuff.

01:21:50.800 That's very good stuff.

01:21:51.840 Executing visions, living in delusion.

01:21:55.080 Yeah.

01:21:55.760 Okay.

01:21:56.620 Jussie Smollett attackers.

01:21:57.880 This is probably the best clip of the whole week.

01:21:59.560 This is the real gold here, right?

01:22:01.900 These guys are hilarious.

01:22:03.660 And we're going to let it run.

01:22:04.700 This is a long clip, but it's worth it.

01:22:06.260 They took our beautiful bench.

01:22:08.240 This is where we waited for Jussie to come before we attacked him.

01:22:14.820 So we got here with 10 minutes to spear and we had to plan our escape route to survey

01:22:20.780 the land.

01:22:21.800 His building is actually right here, right above the stairs that we're going to attack

01:22:27.160 him at.

01:22:28.000 We made sure we got there at 2 a.m.

01:22:30.660 Sharp.

01:22:31.340 On the dot.

01:22:31.980 On the dot.

01:22:32.740 We had no phones because he did not want us to bring any phones.

01:22:36.640 He said, so we don't lose them.

01:22:38.460 I don't know if that's really the reason, but you can deduce your own reason.

01:22:43.380 So 2 a.m., he was nowhere to be found.

01:22:46.920 He was not there. 0.98

01:22:48.100 So we were like, damn, what do we do? 0.96

01:22:50.640 We didn't have no way of contacting him. 0.97

01:22:52.960 He had no way of contacting us.

01:22:54.740 So we waited here for about, what, four minutes?

01:22:57.840 It was about four minutes.

01:22:58.900 Four minutes.

01:22:59.480 But it felt like forever. 0.56

01:23:00.800 Because it was cold as balls.

01:23:03.420 So I saw him out the corner of my eye and I was like, okay, that's him.

01:23:07.280 Let's go.

01:23:09.020 We got to go get this empire.

01:23:11.700 Yeah, that's him.

01:23:13.000 That's him.

01:23:13.480 Is that him? 0.99

01:23:14.000 That's that n***. 1.00

01:23:14.800 That's that n***. 1.00

01:23:15.480 I get that n***. 0.95

01:23:16.180 Let's go. 0.98

01:23:16.720 Oh, he's moving fast.

01:23:17.820 Come on, let's get him. 1.00

01:23:18.580 Get that n***. 1.00

01:23:19.440 Let's get him. 0.99

01:23:19.980 As we crossed the street, we said, hey, to get his attention. 0.99

01:23:24.840 Hey, n***. 0.99

01:23:26.020 Hey. 0.98

01:23:26.680 He turned around, looked at us.

01:23:29.240 And that's when we started yelling the famous slurs he wanted us to yell.

01:23:34.700 Hey. 0.98

01:23:35.360 Aren't you that empire n***? 0.97

01:23:37.220 Empire n***. 0.81

01:23:39.880 It's MAGA country. 0.68

01:23:41.960 And then he said, what did you say to me?

01:23:44.300 And then that's when I threw the first punch at him.

01:23:47.040 I held the blow because I didn't want to hurt him, of course.

01:23:51.200 So I made it look real, but I held it.

01:23:54.480 Then we started tussling, moving around, and then I threw him to the ground.

01:23:59.380 He wanted it to look like he fought back. 1.00

01:24:02.020 That was very important for him because he said, hey, don't just beat my ass. 0.99

01:24:06.720 Make it look like I'm fighting back and whatnot. 0.99

01:24:08.860 So we did that, and then I threw him to the ground.

01:24:11.720 And while after I threw him to the ground, he had no bruise.

01:24:15.680 I wanted it to look more real.

01:24:17.800 So then I threw him to the ground.

01:24:19.660 After I threw him to the ground, I used my knuckle and gave him a noogie.

01:24:23.780 So I went like this.

01:24:27.000 Why did I do that?

01:24:28.280 To give him a scar.

01:24:29.600 To give him a mark. 1.00

01:24:30.760 To make it look real like he really did get his ass beat. 1.00

01:24:34.480 After I did that, I fake kicked him. 0.99

01:24:37.060 I don't know what he was doing.

01:24:38.180 I wasn't paying attention.

01:24:39.080 That's where I came around with the bleach, the infamous bleach in the hot sauce bottle, poured it on his shirt.

01:24:46.380 Then I finally put the rope around his face.

01:24:49.060 I did not put it around his neck.

01:24:50.560 I just placed it on his face, and that's when we took off.

01:24:54.120 And then they run off.

01:24:55.420 This is like the funniest interview I've ever seen. 0.99

01:24:57.440 These guys are fucking hilarious. 0.90

01:24:59.120 That was like, I want to hang out with these guys. 0.97

01:25:00.900 I know.

01:25:01.260 And they're doing the voice, too.

01:25:03.180 Like, they're doing a white guy voice.

01:25:08.160 That's that empire in work.

01:25:10.600 Oh, my gosh.

01:25:11.760 These guys are totally over it.

01:25:13.700 They don't care.

01:25:14.320 They're like, yeah, we got paid five grand to do something.

01:25:18.140 We did it.

01:25:18.840 There's no shame.

01:25:19.920 There's honestly no shame in being these guys.

01:25:22.260 100%.

01:25:22.740 And Fox Nation comes, and we'll give you five grand to tell us what happened.

01:25:26.180 They're like, all right.

01:25:26.940 All right.

01:25:28.100 We'll do it.

01:25:28.880 And they're funny, and they're not overly political.

01:25:33.000 Clearly, they're not like Democrat operatives.

01:25:35.000 They're just normal guys from the gym.

01:25:36.920 That Jussie found.

01:25:37.760 That Jussie found and thought were the best to do his plan.

01:25:40.640 That's the funniest clip.

01:25:41.920 And then how funny they are.

01:25:43.420 I love those guys.

01:25:44.800 If they are watchers of the show somehow, or if anyone knows them and can get us in contact with them, we'd like to send them some stuff.

01:25:51.780 Yeah.

01:25:52.100 Those guys are so funny, man.

01:25:53.640 And at this point, it's like four years after the hoax, right?

01:25:59.180 Jussie got sentenced to prison.

01:26:00.620 He still is appealing, like going through, doing everything he can not to go spend 60 days in jail.

01:26:05.860 These guys are doing bits.

01:26:07.220 They're laughing at it.

01:26:08.300 Oh, it's so good.

01:26:08.680 And it's like, imagine being one of these people who walks down the stairs while the Osundario brothers are reenacting the Jussie.

01:26:15.720 You know?

01:26:17.420 So good, man.

01:26:18.520 That's incredible.

01:26:19.340 Fox Nation got a real winner there.

01:26:21.000 That's the best content I've seen from them.

01:26:23.000 Yeah.

01:26:23.160 In a nice, complimenting way.

01:26:25.300 Yeah.

01:26:25.540 All right.

01:26:25.880 Last clip of Uplifting Gold, the kid umpire.

01:26:29.080 Oh, yeah.

01:26:30.080 We'll end it on this.

01:26:31.060 He tosses that other kid.

01:26:52.320 Oh, man.

01:26:53.460 That's nice.

01:26:54.080 That's uplifting stuff.

01:26:55.060 Yeah.

01:26:55.400 That's funny.

01:26:56.320 It's good to have a variety of kids.

01:26:58.440 You know, everyone wants to hit the home run, but you need some kid who wants to be an umpire.

01:27:02.120 Yeah.

01:27:02.560 Little adult.

01:27:03.460 He's a little adult.

01:27:05.060 All right.

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