DIVERSITY IS OUR WEAKNESS
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1 hour and 28 minutes
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193.01645
Summary
This week on the show, we talk about diversity, equity, and inclusion has gotten out of hand in the military just in time for WWIII, we have a fat fuck section of Cringe of the Week, which includes flying on planes and a woman who takes shits in her Honda Pilot. Then Asian hate crimes continue. You won t believe who's doing it this time. Actually, you will. And last but not least, Richard Rappoy and I prove white people do have culture in this week's Housekeeping.
Transcript
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All right, welcome back to Flockus Talks, the podcast, episode 73.
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Today on the show, diversity, equity, and inclusion has gotten out of hand in the military
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We have a fat fuck section of Cringe of the Week, which includes flying on planes and
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And last but not least, Richard Rappoy and I prove white people, in fact, do have culture
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All this and more, it's Flockus Talks, the podcast, episode 73, ranked the best new podcast
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than words
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It's Flockus Talks, the podcast, featuring Richard Rappoy.
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All right, we have a very important housekeeping, two pages of housekeeping this week.
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First things first, as always, the things causing heart attacks and blood clots.
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We covered that last year when daylight savings time went the other way.
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You know, they probably mentioned it multiple times, like, last time they mentioned it in
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So, it's like, hey, guys, just like we've been saying, daylight savings time, killing
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But we do have a good update for the vaccine lovers out there.
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There are some uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, I'm assuming.
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And luckily for them, they are getting the vaccine.
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This one headline says, in Peru's Amazon, forgotten tribes discover COVID-19 as vaccines
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It's like the same team who brought the vaccine and goes, hey, there's this thing.
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And it's like, we haven't been exposed to anyone in a hundred years.
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Someone shows up like, you got to take these vaccines.
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It just shows the depravity of the COVID religion.
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Like, let's get it to the uncontacted Amazon tribe.
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It's like a missionary, but for bad, bad, bad, bad, bad stuff.
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And it makes you go to hell for giving it to those people.
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So hopefully no one did daylight savings time so they can not have a heart attack.
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You want to go first or you want me to go first?
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You know, I used to kind of roast rap boy with it.
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And then he really took an interest in the doppelganger section.
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And I've been getting beat up the last few weeks.
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There's a, I think that's a fan of the show's husband.
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I already saw the ones you said you did for me.
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That's what, if you say AI Richard Rap Boy, that's what they make.
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That's what the demon secret forces in the universe think you are.
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That was just, that was actually not a doppelganger.
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We were eating some pizza, watching TV and that's him right there with his tit.
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And then, and then there's you, but that's like the skinnier before version of you.
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And then last but not least, the CEO of Hooters.
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Oh, undercover boss, undercover boss, which we've been watching.
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And there was one last night where it's like the CEO of Roundtable Pizza and they're like putting this
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disguise on him, like this fake mustache, these handlebar sideburns, long hair, and he has to
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And then on top of that, it's like, do you think some guy who works at the pizza place know what
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the seat knows what the CEO of the company looks like?
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I'll go through the week for Fleckus, what he's been up to since the last podcast.
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Then after he got a snack, he's like, all right, time to go outside.
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He was feeling himself, took a few pictures for social media.
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Well, that's not me because I'm a righty and that guy's got a watch on his right hand and I don't wear
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Then once you were outside, you started to do some tomato gardening, planting some tomatoes.
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And then after that, since, you know, working in a salon, kind of a little gay, you know,
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And then once you did all the twink shit, Hollywood was very pleased.
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So they invited you to the Oscars where you sat in front of the woman with the stupid dress
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I sat in front of the woman with the stupid dress that blocked the view.
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That's actually the best place to be in that photo.
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And once you were, once you got to the Oscars, you know, Hollywood, everyone's on Ozempic,
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that weight loss drug that I think it has a different use, but everybody uses it to weigh
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And then actually funny enough, this guy was in your doppelganger section, but he's also
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So you're using a photo of yourself to doppelganger me?
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You gained all the weight back and we're starting fresh.
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We had a busy week, Richard Ratboy and I, the people in the building I live in messaged
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me and they're like, Hey, we're spraying the building for bugs.
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Do you want us to, you know, let us know if you want to opt out.
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What spraying for bugs, AKA put the bugs in to spy on me.
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No need to come in my apartment, spray things that lower my testosterone, implant some bugs
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And it's like, well, legally we told you we're coming in to put bugs in there.
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So schizo season is still in effect in case anybody was wondering.
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And then the company's like initials are CIA or something.
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It's like, you guys all look like operators, like tattoos.
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Now I just do this bug spray for your apartment.
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So the whole thing was a setup, probably trying to get into my place, which we do not allow.
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As I told you guys last week, it's very important to buy all this vintage, weird Trump stuff.
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On the back, it's got this nice embroidered picture of the country club.
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Also, everyone's sending me DMs now like, hey, I bought this.
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And I'm glad to hear that because people should be.
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I have probably, what, you saw the boxes, 20 to 30 items?
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He gets a little ding from eBay and he goes, oh, time to get Trump stuff.
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But unrelated, and this is not a raffle, to show our appreciation, there's some people
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They give a few dollars, two, three, four, five dollars, $20 sometimes.
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To show our appreciation to our followers who are giving super chats, we are going to pick
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a random super chatter and we are going to select that random super chatter, whoever it
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is, and give them, da-da-da-da-da, the Trump game.
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So, if you guys want a chance to win that Trump apprentice game, it's not a raffle, but if
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you leave a super chat, I'll pick one of the super chatters to receive it.
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It is just me showing appreciation to those who leave super chats.
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So, if you leave a super chat, you have a chance of winning the Trump game and a handwritten
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Are you going to throw in a hat or anything else or just the game?
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They filled out a Google feedback survey about the show, and they said it was the most fun
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Well, it said, do you remember watching this video?
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The most fun I've seen, the most fun thing I've seen this week.
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And they were rewarded 23 cents from Google Opinion Rewards.
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I didn't even know Google was giving out money like that.
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So, now, after episode 100, we're probably going to have to retire best new podcast of all
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We might have to replace it with the most fun thing on the internet this week.
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No, I really appreciate people who do those types of things, though.
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Like, they tickle it, and they like it, and commenting.
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Guys, like, they don't want this podcast to really rip, you know?
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So, like, those little things you can do, those, we call it tickles, you know?
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Like, those little things, those little actions, they can have a big impact on a podcast like
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us that they don't really want getting that organic reach, if you know what I mean.
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So, it's like if Rap Boy does a post, I'll tickle it, and I'll send it back to Rap Boy.
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So, if you guys want to tickle the podcast, leave a comment, juice the algorithm, like the
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And then, also, I forgot to mention with the Trump Hall, we're going over all the Trump
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We're going over everything we got, maybe even giving more stuff away.
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Last weekend, Rap Boy and I went to a St. Patrick's Day parade here in New Orleans, which
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I usually don't go out and do stuff, especially like a St. Paddy's Day.
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And the people who say white people have no culture, extra quiet that day.
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What about the shipping off to Boston song on repeat?
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They just start naming like chain steakhouses as like white people culture.
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What about the Frisco melt from Steak and Shake?
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It was funny because Richard Rappoy and I, um, were talking on the balcony and Rappoy
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was trying to figure out if he should throw beads down at somebody.
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And we're like thinking and we're like, should we do it?
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And then while we're thinking about it, he gets hit in the head with beads.
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They throw beads and cups at you and then you catch them and then you have like a moment
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You get free stuff and there's also a genius level to it.
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In the St. Patrick's Day parade, they throw heads of cabbage from the, from the floats
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So it almost is like a genius way to demand engagement.
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You have to watch every single float because if you don't, you can get hit in the face with
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And then the longer the thing goes on, the longer the day goes on, the more people are
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drinking, the drunker they get, the harder those cabbages get thrown.
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Um, and do we want to talk about what we saw after the parade?
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There was a couple middle-aged, a little older than middle-aged.
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So off the streets of New Orleans, they were collecting them to eat them later or use them
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So it's like, just go buy the cabbages guys, please.
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And then during the parade, we were talking to some people and someone just kind of like
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off cuff just said, uh, oh, don't judge a book by its cover.
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And that kind of, I was thinking about it and I was wondering, I was like, is don't judge
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We've definitely talked about that on the podcast.
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It's like, shouldn't we just be analyzing as much data as possible anywhere we can get
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Judge the book, judge the font, judge the book, uh, cover, like judge it all.
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You see a guy with tattered clothes, no teeth, walking down the street, unshaven, like mumbling
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Like he might be a professor of economics at USC.
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Don't judge a book by its cover is a PSYOP created by people who want you to ignore
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And similar to don't count your chickens before they hatch.
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You should kind of know you're going to get blindsided and just be like, oh, I have 40
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And then the last PSYOP phrase that is similar to these is a diamond hands.
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So it's like you don't sell your crypto and that just becomes, you become a bag holder.
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Diamond hands is a PSYOP to create bag holders and exit liquidity for people who are going
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I have multiple diamond hands bags that are just dead.
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So I got PSYOP and that's why I'm trying to tell other people on the show so they don't
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And then we were laughing when we were talking about the diamond hands thing and we were laughing
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that like Joe Biden's proposing changing the capital gains tax from 20% to 40% and our
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I get smoked every year and I write it off my taxes.
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I hold too long and then the market dumps and there's a bank run.
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Those phrases are PSYOPs meant to take advantage of good people.
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Ladies can go topless like men can in public pools in Berlin now.
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Uh, women in Berlin can now swim topless, topless in public pools, just as men can.
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Just in time for the migrants to see you start, start getting grabby.
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We know the German men, the, the, the white German men, they, they can behave themselves,
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but, uh, Hey, keep busting those immigrants and you'll, you'll be wearing, you know, a
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Cause you'll be wearing a burka just out of like, I don't want these people coming near
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Um, all right, next the, a woman was, is about to be jailed for eating a hamster.
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A 39 year old woman, uh, gets jail sentence for killing and eating her hamster on camera.
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Sentenced to 12 months in jail after she was filmed cutting up and eating her daughter's
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So the woman, uh, she looks like shit, you know, uh, killing and eating a hamster on camera.
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I mean, not the best look, but you go to jail for a year for eating a mouse.
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This woman like lost her job, whatever for a mouse.
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Didn't someone two weeks ago, um, a black person get a year or 14 months for stabbing
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But I mean, there was, uh, you, we see it all the time.
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And then it was 13 years for the girl who said the N word.
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Two last important things in housekeeping before we get into cringe of the week.
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We have a really good cringe of the week this week.
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If you're in power slap, this is advice for other people, not me, because I don't get knocked out.
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But if you're in power slap and you have the ability to be knocked out, you should put smelling salts in your mustache or in your nose like area.
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So when you get knocked out and you go, it wakes you back up.
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You know, let me know if you guys need to tell him something.
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And then number two, I don't know if you guys realize this.
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How little space you need to land in a little airplane?
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I just saw this clip of an airplane landing in the Coliseum and it lands on like 20 yards of space.
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Let me know in the comments where we should go next.
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Do you think someone landed a small plane in the Coliseum?
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In the comments where we should go next on my pilot content.
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And then I was going to say, that's the amount of space you need to land is the same amount
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of space you need to take off, which is not a lot for an airplane, which is impressive.
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I've been on a giant plane before and I was like getting nervous for how long we were on
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The takeoff, it's like really troubling on your guts and on your insides.
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Well, when I'm hanging out with Rob in Miami, he likes to fly me out.
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Pakistani scammers scammed Newark into becoming a fake sister city with Pakistan.
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Fake country, the city of Newark, New Jersey was tricked into becoming sister cities with
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a made up Hindu nation created by an Indian scam artist.
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So in January, Newark made an agreement to become sister cities with a fake Hindu nation
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Supposed residents of Kailasa attended a formal signing ceremony with Newark Mayor Ross Baraka
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before city officials discovered they had been fooled.
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Wouldn't the giveaway be like, why would someone want to be a sister city with Newark,
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That's a red flag right there in itself, right?
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And then other sister cities, it's like Warsaw is sister cities with Chicago.
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All you got to do is send them a $500 Amazon gift card and then we'll do it.
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Like you almost got caught if you're that lady.
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Make sure you join us in bonus land for our bonus episodes that come out Monday.
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This week we're going to be going over a bunch of good stories, but also the Trump haul.
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And then he goes back as if you need the distance.
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It's like you can take this like three steps and go, you know?
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He takes the running start as if that's going to like, why even do the running start?
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This reminds me of when Buster Bluth went to Army.
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I was going to say, it's like, this is like Captain America when he was the pipsqueak before he started.
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Before he got on steroids or whatever they did.
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I didn't see the movie, but I know I've seen him extremely weak.
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The commanding officer is like, all right, it's not really working out for this guy.
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Like, what could that guy, and I'm not hating, you know?
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He can be the designated guy who jumps on the grenade when it lands in the foxhole.
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He can run ammo back and forth behind the lines like Joe Biden's uncle in World War II.
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He can get scared and have all the ammo on him and then run around and get scared and
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then hide and all of his boys take shots and have no ammo, and he's just scared and crying.
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And at the end, I guess, kind of runs and does the right thing.
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And watched his buddy get murdered because he was too scared and too much of a pussy.
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I don't even know if that's true military either.
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I think with that level of training and like those obstacles out there, he's got to be
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It looks like that guy's wearing an army ranger hat.
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I mean, and you want the truth is there's always been horrible pussies in the military.
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Just infantrymen who enlist and they're like goofy.
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So that's why people go and volunteer and do the actual hard stuff.
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Who else is in our military on the eve of World War Three?
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So, you know, this is what's going on in the military.
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I don't know if you can gamble on World War Three.
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I don't know what kind of betting I would do, but I would make some bets.
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Or you still have this kind of like lumpy body?
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Because at the end, if that girl's not like fit and trim and disciplined and I don't know.
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This is one of the worst clips we've seen in a while.
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It means when a male wants to be a female and a female wants to be a male.
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And you totally understand what that means, right?
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And you know that not everybody's going to like that?
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But, uh, if anybody's transgender, I support them.
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To, like, more than one, to, like, different genders.
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And you totally understand what that means, don't you?
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Do you think that Ember understands what it means to be transgender?
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Do you think Ezekiel knows what it means to be asexual?
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Do you think EJ knows what it means to be non-binary?
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Do you think JJ understands what it means to be cisgender?
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Does it bother you to be the only straight, cisgendered person in our family?
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But I have nothing against people who love to be with the same sex.
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Does it bother you that none of your children are cisgender straight children?
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So, she conquered her husband and then put a plan into action for the children.
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And then, also, it's like she's asking the children if they understand what it means to be the thing they already switched to.
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Like, just making sure you understand the definition.
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And then, it's like the most basic understanding.
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Do you know how many times I wanted a stupid haircut when I was little?
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And my parents just said, no, we're not doing that.
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You're going to look humiliated in your pictures later.
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They're all something on the spectrum different.
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Like, they're all some sort of weird sexual thing.
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It's mathematically impossible for that to actually happen.
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And it's 100% proof of nature versus nurture grooming.
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I mean, we probably will never hear from this family again.
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But, you know, Godspeed on your mission because you're all going to be fucked up and you're
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There's two commenters that made some interesting points.
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One was a woman who said that she knew a family who lost their child to Child Protective Services.
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And then the child got replaced into a lesbian home.
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And when the kid came back, there was a boy who was trying to grow his hair and paint his
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And then another commenter says something interesting.
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If you do hormone blockers for a trans kid, whatever, you know, like a boy trying to be
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a girl and you block their hormones, young boys need a certain amount of testosterone
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So when you do hormone blockers, it's not just like, oh, we're going to pause hormones.
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You're actually taking away testosterone, which is needed to grow a healthy heart at that
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And they're taking that away from the boys, which is actually really dangerous too.
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Well, the most pressing issue is the gender identity, because if not, I'll kill myself.
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And like for trans people, like trans people are going through it.
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You're having a mental, something's going on in your head.
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But like when an alcoholic invites you to a brewery, we have to say no, not until you
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And this, the video's from Based Latin, by the way.
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He gets in the weeds and he finds these videos.
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And I also use they and them because calling me a she or a he doesn't feel right to me.
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My thing is, like, there's a certain subtlety of propaganda, right?
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Like, and now it seems like it's just out the door.
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Like, they pause the whole show, whatever the show's about, to do a whole I'm non-binary section.
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And it's like, well, what's happening in the show?
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You know, like, they just pause to do their spiel.
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It's just explaining it straightforward to your six-year-old's face.
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We have a transracial clip, which is pretty interesting.
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The Caucasian model has transitioned into being a black woman.
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Martina Big has had multiple tanning injections in order to change the color of her skin.
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She's always liked the curves on black women and started her journey with breast enhancements.
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She now has the largest breast implants in Europe.
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In 2017, she started with injections to change the color of her skin, hair, and eyes.
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She claims she traveled to Kenya to learn more about their cultures, where a local clergyman declared her to be a true Kenyan woman.
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She now fully identifies as a black woman and even had her ethnicity changed through the government.
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Next, she plans to, quote, change my facial features to African and enlarge my body.
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Whenever someone wants to transition or become something else, what's the first thing they do?
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It's like, hey, I'm not really comfortable with my body.
00:37:35.000
And then this woman looks exactly like Martina Martinez from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
00:37:43.900
Martina Martinez with sweet D's from Martina Martinez.
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And she goes to Kenya with her gigantic tits and starts hopping around.
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And Rachel Dolezal's biggest mistake was not having gigantic tits.
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Because when you become like this lady and she's becoming black, you know, she got the
00:38:08.360
huge cans, she got the big hair, she got acrylic nails.
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Let's move on to the lady who poops in her Honda Pilot.
00:38:28.140
If you're not into vulgar talk, you probably want to skip this part.
00:38:31.280
Hi, I'm Brooke and I live full time in my SUV with my dog, Pippa.
00:38:40.460
I find that this size, for some reason, just works the best.
00:38:44.200
Then I rip the seam on the side so I can adjust it so it can fit my body.
00:38:49.440
I then just will simply pull it around my body, squat down, just like you would if you were
00:38:59.960
outside, pull it up in the front in case I also need to pee, and then just poop right
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I tie off the bag as close to the poop as possible so it's nice and sealed in there.
00:39:12.780
Then I put it into a Tupperware container where I also store my dog's poop for the day, and
00:39:21.200
Then I obviously go throw this away as soon as I possibly can.
00:39:38.100
Do we need to hear everything from everyone all the time?
00:39:44.920
And it's like you're not exactly like the model we want to picture taking a shit.
00:39:49.400
And you're also, the technique you're using isn't even some groundbreaking technique.
00:39:53.340
You could just be like, oh yeah, dig a little hole and squat down, and then just go and
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It's like I grab a garbage bag, and then I squat down, and I put the bag under my butt,
00:40:15.140
And then collect it in your Tupperware for the day.
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Also, it's like people pick up dog shit all the time with a bag inverted.
00:40:22.400
And for some reason, you need to shit directly into the bag?
00:40:29.880
There is a good chance we're all going to be living in our cars soon.
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So you're going to be shitting in the woods soon.
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We'll do a follow-up, and we'll give you the real tips on how to shit outside.
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My favorite is like you do this kind of like everybody who lives in their van or does the van life,
00:40:59.220
Because it's like I need to make a little money or do something and get a brand deal.
00:41:02.540
And it's like you do this weird smiling face like while you're doing it, you're reenacting.
00:41:08.420
And it's like I put rocks in the shit bag to reenact, and she's like smiling.
00:41:13.540
You're talking about disgusting subject matter.
00:41:17.320
Before she said I put rocks to show, I saw the weight in the bag, and I was just like no way.
00:41:35.560
Travel might look a little different for us plus size folks, but it's still possible.
00:41:40.840
The airlines should do a better job accommodating us, but until then I'll keep shouting my message from the rooftops.
00:41:47.680
You deserve to travel just as much as anyone else.
00:41:59.280
The guy also just proved he can't see his dick by that camera POV.
00:42:05.480
But they travel together and have an empty seat in between them?
00:42:12.340
Well, I mean, they either got lucky or they bought it, right?
00:42:16.260
And if it's Southwest and the plane wasn't full, that's the last seat people are taking.
00:42:21.780
That would be like, and that's like a nightmare.
00:42:27.420
This is another case of not everything needs to be content.
00:42:31.100
The airlines do a better job accommodating us soon.
00:42:33.580
Like they, they're, they're optimistic and it's like, I kind of want that now, now that
00:42:37.580
I've thought about how, uh, woke the airlines are and how they're going to be shoving black
00:42:46.480
Let's just, let's just attack their profit margins here.
00:42:51.120
And, but the, how about he shows the table can't come down?
00:43:02.340
Uh, which is obviously the most important thing to them.
00:43:04.840
It's like, how are you going to feed if there's no table in front of you?
00:43:07.600
The, the chair in between the two being empty and then you buy it, that's not off the table.
00:43:17.780
And then, but then I guess you just buy first class because that'd be the cost of it.
00:43:22.980
They're complaining about this too, the whole time.
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And it's like, first class is always an option guys.
00:43:27.560
And if you don't do first class, no offense, you're too fat to fly.
00:43:32.660
That's coming from someone who at times was almost too fat to fly.
00:43:37.040
I'd never been too fat to fly, but I've teetered.
00:43:43.800
Got on a couple of planes where you buckle the thing and it's like, you know,
00:43:48.400
You know, you're looking at a guy who probably avoids regional aircraft, you know, those 60
00:43:53.460
Guy who doesn't want to fly to Willingston, North Dakota, just because the plane might
00:44:07.600
If you don't fit in the main cabin, you got to go with the cargo.
00:44:11.700
That's the funny part is watching these two people get on the plane and it's like, yeah,
00:44:15.980
sir, your luggage was over 50 pounds by one pound.
00:44:21.100
And it's like, you see two 400 pounders come in, boom, the ground shakes, your water moves
00:44:33.580
We're going to have to rearrange some of the weight back there.
00:44:36.380
They come back and they go, uh, didn't that happen to you once?
00:44:43.660
And they asked you to, was this, was that happened?
00:44:52.920
And I think the plane was a little small and they made me move.
00:44:56.220
I think the plane was a little small and they made me move.
00:45:13.920
I don't think you fully made it up, but I think that they told people to go from the
00:45:22.780
Next, the, the, the, the girl online on the chat,
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who's rating guys one through 10 and girls one through 10.
00:46:00.740
I know you're not talking, looking like a whole and help me.
00:46:24.720
Why are you like pointing out the fact that she's fat?
00:46:37.540
Like, well, maybe to some she would be this, but you know, her face is great and blah,
00:46:59.360
No, she goes to like nursing school and she's about to like mix up someone's medicine and
00:47:04.960
You know, that's like probably her path, right?
00:47:13.060
And it's interesting because I think there's like this new thing happening now.
00:47:17.120
Well, I know there's a new thing happening now.
00:47:20.720
Whenever they have like these girls on the podcast.
00:47:23.020
Girls think because a guy will sleep with them that that's like a value.
00:47:28.700
So there's girls who are like, I, you know, I can go out right now and get laid tonight
00:47:38.340
If you went to a bar and said, oh, let's go have sex.
00:47:42.180
As long as you're like somewhat acceptable looking.
00:47:50.500
And it's like, guys want the, the easiness of you.
00:47:54.040
And they think that's like an, they think that's like an impressive stat.
00:47:59.820
And you know what else is another thing that we've, I think briefly talked about before
00:48:03.880
is like this guy obviously chose a girl who, uh, was extremely obese, but also had a skinny
00:48:11.680
face and like a relatively to her fat body, a relatively skinny face.
00:48:16.920
Um, and so I think that's one of the funnier part about the fat plus size model, uh, trend
00:48:23.180
is they always pick disgusting fat girls who have a perfectly like normal relative face.
00:48:30.000
So it's like, where, when are we going to get the sloppy pigs?
00:48:34.740
Like, I want to see a model who's, who's got a jaws, you know, I want to see some really
00:48:39.640
disgusting shit and then I'll believe you, you know, that I'll believe you that you really
00:48:43.740
like plus size someone that is someone not even worth airbrushing or Photoshopping.
00:48:48.420
Someone just like put her up as she is all greasy and sweaty and glistening.
00:49:02.600
Uh, well here, I'll, I'll read, I'll read the, the writing first.
00:49:08.820
I just wanted to tell you something not fair to ladies.
00:49:15.800
Uh, I think you should fix this since you're the president.
00:49:18.920
Even I'm a child and I think we should do something.
00:49:28.580
Uh, and then Joe Biden tweets it and goes, Charlotte, I couldn't agree more.
00:49:31.980
Women lose thousands of dollars each year and hundreds of thousands over a lifetime because
00:49:37.280
I'm committed to building an economy where my daughters have the same rights and opportunities
00:49:42.860
And there was an interesting thing that got fact-checked community notes on Twitter, on
00:49:51.280
They're like, well, the wage gap isn't blah, blah, blah.
00:49:56.920
But then it's also like, that's bad because now I'm cheering for a fact check when there
00:50:09.680
But it's like, now you just open the door to like being fine with fact-check.
00:50:14.700
So busy day here at the office trying to figure that one out.
00:50:17.260
Well, I think, I mean, at least on a fact-check on Instagram or on Facebook can fuck your
00:50:24.340
Like if you've ever gone through like a shadow banning or whatever, like someone's account
00:50:28.140
can just be like 90 days of like zero reach, zero engagement.
00:50:32.220
Twitter, I don't think they do that or they don't penalize you if they do a little note.
00:50:41.140
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All right, first clip of Urban Decay is the Ratboy doppelganger fight.
00:51:51.060
And as soon as the guy got hit, he knew this was the wrong dude.
00:51:55.940
It kind of reminded me of a General Patton quote.
00:51:59.300
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
00:52:11.260
Um, there's a certain sort of like fighting thing where if a guy's about the same height
00:52:15.380
as you and you're the skinny kid and he's like thicker kind of, you can see the thickness
00:52:21.780
He's not even necessarily strong or big, but there's like a certain weight difference.
00:52:25.600
It's like, unless you're a boxer or something like just kind of, you know, that neck difference
00:52:34.080
You know, they didn't just make that up out of nowhere.
00:52:36.960
That neck versus the other neck, those are two different classes of people.
00:52:45.920
When you just wanted a nice, quiet breakfast with the family.
00:53:00.780
And even the people behind those, the family are fed up too.
00:53:06.960
Um, if you see a girl and a particular, honestly, a black girl with a sash, birthday
00:53:14.740
sash, one of those things, or a bachelor birthday sash, and it's a brunch, it's about to get
00:53:29.040
Just don't even place the, don't even get the apps.
00:53:34.460
Um, and then also the place that they're at is called, I think, bacon bitch.
00:53:40.300
Which reminds me of like all these like hipster places in LA.
00:53:49.340
Like, uh, and it's all like for an Instagram, like sign, like rosé all day.
00:53:58.800
There used to be a store, uh, by your place in, in, in New York that was called shoegasm.
00:54:09.240
It's like vulgar millennial humor where it's like, oh my God, that's so cute.
00:54:13.560
And it's like the cringiest stuff I've ever seen.
00:54:22.340
Um, and then that actually, uh, I, I saw this last week and I thought about it when
00:54:26.960
I saw a bacon bitch is, uh, this picture somebody took of the self-help books on the
00:54:38.020
It's all like it, people were describing it as, you know, people need self-help books
00:54:44.700
still millennial and particularly women need self-help books still, but they want to feel
00:55:12.480
And it's like, it kind of just shows this stupid mentality, right?
00:55:16.460
Where it's like, I need to be hard when I'm seeking help and self-improvement.
00:55:20.660
And it's like, how to act like a man as a girl.
00:55:31.920
Like be a woman, you know, don't not give a fuck and go yell at a man.
00:55:36.020
Cause a book swore at you, you know, it's like so weird to me.
00:55:48.480
I would just say, I would just say, Hey, we're going to leave.
00:55:53.360
And they'd say, well, your food doesn't even come yet.
00:55:55.100
And I'm just saying, yeah, just, I really want to leave.
00:55:58.260
And if you want me to pay for it, bring me the check right now.
00:56:01.240
If you want me to just leave everything to go is what I would do.
00:56:05.440
Cause I wouldn't just leave the food, but I kind of would.
00:56:08.940
Like I would just leave like a $50 tab and just walk out.
00:56:15.280
I would go, I look over at the, I look over at the twerking and I go, actually, that's
00:56:27.960
Next, there's a reparations idea going around California.
00:56:33.500
The, uh, this is basically like the city council of San Francisco hired or created,
00:56:39.520
uh, or tasked a group with making recommendations on reparations.
00:56:44.900
So that group, they went off, they did their math.
00:56:48.180
They fibbed some numbers to, you know, whatever they wanted to do.
00:56:53.140
The San Francisco appointed a reparations committee.
00:56:57.120
$5 million to each black resident, 97 K or more a year for the next 250 years, all black
00:57:07.300
residents get a home for $1, all personal debt eliminated, no taxes.
00:57:19.840
So if that happened, that's winning the lottery.
00:57:28.820
And it's like, then after that, all the white people will be robbing all the black people
00:57:33.780
because they got stuff for free based on their skin color and they have the privilege, which
00:57:41.620
White people have all this privilege because it's their skin color and their race.
00:57:44.680
And that's why they got ahead and they would actually flip it, but it would actually be
00:57:49.020
the problem they, they claimed existed where it's like, well, no, you got $5 million in
00:57:53.820
a house for a dollar because of your skin color.
00:58:00.940
So that would actually create so much division.
00:58:03.280
And it's like that type of thing, giving houses and land away for a dollar, giving your
00:58:09.160
money away to other people just because they think that they deserve it because they're
00:58:16.120
That's like the Japanese, uh, like living on mainland China being like, okay, all the
00:58:29.940
And it's like, if I can kind of test the environment and taste the environment a little
00:58:35.420
bit, it feels like they're going to be ramping up some racial division.
00:58:38.740
Imagine going into an election and one side wants all the black people to get $5 million
00:58:43.940
and 97 K a year for 250 years and no taxes and a house for a dollar.
00:58:49.980
And then the other side is like, well, technically Derek Chauvin maybe shouldn't go to jail for
00:58:56.820
That's going to be like some division that kind of feels like it's coming.
00:59:16.880
And that hand in a dice game, run it up to 40 mil.
00:59:21.600
So yeah, that looks like some racial division is coming our way, which is why our next clip
00:59:28.760
If that happens, if anything like this goes through, it's time to start like really thinking
00:59:34.580
about not being in the same country as these people, right?
00:59:38.560
Who think reparations and paying and it's like San Francisco has filthy streets, disgusting
00:59:45.220
tents, fentanyl, fentanyl needle distribution shit.
00:59:49.060
And then they want to give $5 million to every black person just for being black.
01:00:00.440
So yeah, what country would you go to besides America?
01:00:04.740
No, I mean, I just go to a state or something in America.
01:00:09.440
I couldn't people like me, you know, people like me, you know, that meme, the safest states,
01:00:18.080
You know, that Vermont is like Vermont safest, but also least diverse.
01:00:28.780
It's time to get on that regional jet and redistribute the weight because I'm headed to Idaho.
01:00:35.880
Uh, next clip, a pedophile is caught and then they make him confess to his wife on the phone.
01:00:41.900
This is actually a dark clip and it's like intense.
01:00:49.980
Um, I'm here in Denver and I was going to meet up with a, what I thought was 18 or 19 year old boy.
01:01:23.320
Um, I'm here in Broomfield, Colorado with your husband.
01:01:25.280
He attempted to pick up a 14 year old who he knew was 14 to bring back to his hotel for sex.
01:01:33.940
And I apologize to tell you, he didn't want to call you, but we wanted you to know.
01:01:43.340
Um, and he's here at the Walmart to pick up the 14 year old boy.
01:02:10.780
For that guy, you can't, you could just do death by cop.
01:02:17.540
It's like, I'm going to go up to that cop and pull around on my waistband.
01:02:22.060
I'm going to start administering some threats, get the situation ramped up to level 10 and
01:02:32.100
You can always just, anyone, anyone get any time to just do death by cop.
01:02:36.660
I like how the pedo patrol guy is like telling Deb the logistics of the situation and being
01:02:43.260
like, yep, we're with a pedo patrol YouTube channel.
01:02:51.640
Like, let's just get to what did my husband do exactly?
01:03:04.700
I was going to say, it makes you wonder, Michael Knowles.
01:03:13.680
Because Michael Knowles always says there's no reason to ever get divorced.
01:03:18.040
He, I don't know what he would say on this one, but he'd probably have to say no, no
01:03:34.040
We'll put him in a tough spot, but I would like to know because he's always says never
01:03:43.300
Man, that Deb was sitting at home having a nice evening.
01:03:52.760
When we show that clip, no one's going to go in the comments and say, why are you showing
01:04:04.880
Because everyone knows these are just individuals we're showing doing bad shit.
01:04:12.280
Next, this black guy slams an Asian lady and paralyzes her.
01:04:16.800
Now that we've covered with the white pedo, we can get to the black on Asian violence,
01:04:33.740
So, this is like a 40 or 50-year-old Vietnamese woman.
01:04:44.560
Body slam from this guy who's trying to rob her.
01:04:47.420
And she took like $4,500 from the ATM out to visit her family in Vietnam to pay for it?
01:04:54.380
And this guy followed her for 24 miles and then got her in a spot that was like, you
01:05:00.280
know, compromising, a compromising position where he could get her.
01:05:11.600
And then here's another clip that's somewhat related.
01:05:15.220
There was a, this is viral, this is a viral clip that just happened.
01:05:18.080
You might not even have it here, but you'll know what I'm talking.
01:05:21.480
These guys were at a bar, college bar, it looks like.
01:05:24.920
And there was a wheelchair on the top of the stairs.
01:05:29.180
And they pushed the wheelchair down the stairs, kind of laughed about it, went back to the
01:05:37.620
But if you're drunk and young, I can see like the ha ha ha, we're that crazy, bro.
01:05:47.220
It's like when you go to the bathroom at the bar and you piss all over the bathroom
01:05:50.660
and it's like kind of like a scumbag move, but you think it's funny because you're drunk
01:05:54.240
and it's like actually a scumbag move because someone needs to clean it up and use the bathroom
01:06:13.140
This had 32 million views, 90, 100,000 likes basically.
01:06:20.280
All the comments were people like showing the guy and he needs to leave and creative
01:06:25.820
ways to charge him with something way more so he actually goes to jail.
01:06:29.420
Like the whole thing is like putting our brain together to figure out how we can make this
01:06:35.020
But then the guy who paralyzes the Asian lady by body slamming her and literally puts her
01:06:39.860
in a wheelchair, you kind of see that for a day and it goes on Tucker and then that's
01:06:45.860
The Twitter, the white Twitter people don't swarm on that and say, please, we need to
01:07:00.560
This is where the ATM is like that he followed her from.
01:07:08.400
Yeah, but no investigative research went into that.
01:07:11.600
It's all trying to get these kids who pushed a wheelchair down the stairs.
01:07:14.500
Because there's nothing that makes someone angrier than a white kid who's having fun
01:07:19.540
They have to put a stop to that no matter what.
01:07:23.720
It's just a juxtaposition of like the international outrage at this guy victimizing someone and
01:07:45.080
The woman, like you could have probably punched her.
01:07:50.200
And we've done that before where it's like the guy who stole the power washing.
01:07:57.680
He pushed a guy over and he was elderly and he died.
01:07:59.980
The Home Depot receipt checker guy died because you wanted three Ryobi power washers.
01:08:05.340
Um, and so one of the things that I thought about, and this is my twisted mind, right?
01:08:11.520
Um, is how these girls, this woman has three children.
01:08:17.120
The, uh, obviously their mom got in a horrible, is a horrible victim of a crime.
01:08:22.180
The, this one little robbery has like a downward path.
01:08:29.800
It affects the kids, kids, you know, they're going to be caring for this woman for a long
01:08:34.280
And the first thing I thought about is how this, how her children are going to go through
01:08:43.600
They're going to do HR click through racial sensitivity training, all to be not discriminating
01:08:48.400
against black people who, who just fucking paralyzed their mom.
01:08:53.360
Doesn't that make you kind of sick that it's like, you need to be reeducated too after you've
01:08:59.220
Reeducated, ignore what you're seeing, you know, ignore, ignore your eyes.
01:09:08.760
And then it's like, well, who did all the violent crimes here?
01:09:12.620
Do we need to pull up the graph, the Asian on black and the black on Asian graph?
01:10:58.740
I kicked down your door and caused emotional damage.
01:11:10.640
Like, you shouldn't kill that guy, I guess, because it worked itself out.
01:11:14.080
But, like, if you left that guy and his lifeless body right at the door that just got broken off its hinges, no one would come into that crime scene and be like, you murdered him.
01:11:26.880
But then it's like, think about being those people, and you might think, I don't need a gun, I don't involve myself in sketchy situations, I don't party, I don't do drugs, I'm not in, like, bad circles.
01:11:41.340
And I have, like, a soft blanket that I watch Netflix under, like, and I'm just at my house.
01:11:46.320
But then someone breaks in thinking it's some other street rat's house trying to kill you.
01:11:52.420
That, you could kill that guy if things went worse, where he thought you were the guy he was looking for, and then he just came and attacked you.
01:12:13.100
I'm glad cooler heads prevailed, though, at the end of the day.
01:12:17.060
That guy could have just gotten jangled or whatever.
01:12:23.580
All right, last thing of Urban Decay is the pidgin English thing.
01:12:30.920
You told me this late yesterday, and it just sounded like a bit.
01:12:35.980
So, you know how, like, certain languages have, like, dialects?
01:12:39.280
Like, there's kind of a Jamaican-Americanized thing and whatever?
01:12:43.080
So, I just ran into this, and it's called BBC News Pidgin.
01:12:47.580
And I think it's mostly Nigeria that when they move to an English-speaking country, they speak pidgin English.
01:12:56.640
So, this caught my eye, and we just wanted to read it to the audience just for fun.
01:13:06.260
So, that sentence, that sentence technically shouldn't exist, right?
01:13:11.900
Cambridge University shouldn't have someone who speaks in anywhere close to that, right?
01:13:19.680
One man way no fit read or write until I'm be, until I'm be 18, go become the youngest ever black professor for the UK, Cambridge University.
01:13:31.040
Dem diagnosed Jason Arday with autism and global development delay for him early years, and him no fit to speak until I'm be 11 years old.
01:13:40.560
Now, the 37-year-old, they set to become professor of sociology of education for the prestigious university.
01:13:48.160
Although, I'm no fit talk, although I'm no fit talk, the young Jason, they always question the world around them.
01:14:03.760
Why some people, they homeless, and remember, they wonder, why war they?
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So, that's Cambridge University, youngest black professor, youngest professor ever.
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And it's like, it's not some kid who's like a genius savant.
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It's not some guy who solved an improvable calculus equation.
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It's the pigeon man with autism who didn't know how to speak until him eight years old.
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Prof Arde, one sociologist, say, um, informative moments include watching Nelson Mandela released from prison on television.
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And South Africa, symbolic triumph for the 1995 Rugby World Cup.
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Like, like my formative moments were watching TV.
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And it's like, his questions of the way of the world are, why some people, they homeless?
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And he doesn't even say the questions correctly.
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So, remember when Cambridge University was a real university, guys?
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It's got to be, uh, it's got to be a long, long time ago.
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The third oldest university in continuous operation.
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So, Cambridge University, they now have survey courses called, why some people, they homeless?
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And so, I don't want to just purely make fun of this way of talking and whatever.
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Why does this, why does this language need to survive?
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Like, why don't we just kind of phase that out and, like, get proper English a little bit?
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No, because you didn't want to, you didn't go to Cambridge.
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Like, a lot of bad stuff, which is why it's good.
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Why them paralyze her and then only care about white boy pushing down the wheelchair the stairs?
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We're coming into, we're past, well past the hour point.
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We're getting into these longer shows, as everyone knows about.
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So we're going to be shooting for like an hour and 20, hour and 30.
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My mama don't like you when she likes everyone.
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There's nothing appearance based, you want to say?
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I mean, he's got a little something maybe, but that's not why I like him.
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He sings Justin Bieber's song into a milk crate.
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If you'd have got it from Wish.com, you never get what you pay for.
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Wish.com, you know, you order it and it's some crap from China.
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Oh, it's like he spoke a meme out loud, but then like couldn't deliver it.
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He could have just fixed and done again correctly.
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There's some content out there that's just on a different wave, different level.
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At least someone's executing on their vision, putting their delusions into reality like we
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You got the stupid little car until you have to walk 20 minutes across campus in 90 degree
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Guess who's not sweating when they get to class?
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In college, we used to, we never had motorized anything.
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I'm going to say, I'm not going to say we, but they were, we were football players and
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we had groups of football player friends and there was one of us who was six foot eight,
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And when we were out drinking and wanted to go home and drive home across campus, one
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of these people who was six foot eight, 300 pounds, he would take, he would grab, it would
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be a bike that was put into a bike rack and locked and had like a chain on it and he would
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grab it by its handles and just go and just yank it off and it would just snap the lock
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He would just grab the handles and just rip the bike out of the bike lock and then we
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And then by the end of like the, the winter, cause it was the winter we wanted to like avoid
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By the end of the winter, our off-campus house backyard was a bike graveyard.
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It was like 20 bikes that you could just take and use whatever you want.
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And then I would, when football too, we would have to ride to practice sometimes on the,
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And I would in my full pads with cleats on, ride the girl's bike all the way to practice.
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This is probably the best clip of the whole week.
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This is where we waited for Jussie to come before we attacked him.
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So we got here with 10 minutes to spear and we had to plan our escape route to survey
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His building is actually right here, right above the stairs that we're going to attack
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We had no phones because he did not want us to bring any phones.
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I don't know if that's really the reason, but you can deduce your own reason.
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So we waited here for about, what, four minutes?
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So I saw him out the corner of my eye and I was like, okay, that's him.
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As we crossed the street, we said, hey, to get his attention.
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And that's when we started yelling the famous slurs he wanted us to yell.
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And then that's when I threw the first punch at him.
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I held the blow because I didn't want to hurt him, of course.
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Then we started tussling, moving around, and then I threw him to the ground.
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That was very important for him because he said, hey, don't just beat my ass.
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Make it look like I'm fighting back and whatnot.
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So we did that, and then I threw him to the ground.
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And while after I threw him to the ground, he had no bruise.
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After I threw him to the ground, I used my knuckle and gave him a noogie.
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To make it look real like he really did get his ass beat.
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That's where I came around with the bleach, the infamous bleach in the hot sauce bottle, poured it on his shirt.
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I just placed it on his face, and that's when we took off.
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This is like the funniest interview I've ever seen.
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That was like, I want to hang out with these guys.
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They're like, yeah, we got paid five grand to do something.
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And Fox Nation comes, and we'll give you five grand to tell us what happened.
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And they're funny, and they're not overly political.
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That Jussie found and thought were the best to do his plan.
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If they are watchers of the show somehow, or if anyone knows them and can get us in contact with them, we'd like to send them some stuff.
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And at this point, it's like four years after the hoax, right?
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He still is appealing, like going through, doing everything he can not to go spend 60 days in jail.
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And it's like, imagine being one of these people who walks down the stairs while the Osundario brothers are reenacting the Jussie.
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You know, everyone wants to hit the home run, but you need some kid who wants to be an umpire.
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