Fleccas Talks Podcast - July 08, 2022


EPISODE 039 MORE FAKE RACISM | TIKTOK NURSES ARE BACK | FIREWORKS FAILS | WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 12 minutes

Words per Minute

189.321

Word Count

13,639

Sentence Count

1,666

Misogynist Sentences

56

Hate Speech Sentences

57


Summary

The Muppets are trying to get your kids vaccinated. In this week s Cringe of the Week, the teachers continue to overshare with 11-year-olds, while trans people continue to disrespect our veterans. We ve debunked some bogus claims of racism out of Michigan, and we take you behind the scenes here in FLECUS Talks and tell you why there wasn t an episode last week.


Transcript

00:00:00.480 All right, welcome back to FLECUS Talks, the podcast episode 39.
00:00:04.560 Today on the show, literal Muppets are trying to get your kids vaccinated.
00:00:08.280 Luckily, some people are pushing back and protesting that.
00:00:11.180 In this week's Cringe of the Week, the teachers continue to overshare with 11-year-olds,
00:00:15.540 while trans people continue to disrespect our veterans.
00:00:18.960 We've debunked some bogus claims of racism out of Michigan,
00:00:22.200 and we take you behind the scenes here in FLECUS Talks
00:00:25.240 and tell you why there wasn't an episode last week.
00:00:28.640 Drama alert, all this and more.
00:00:30.920 It's FLECUS Talks, the podcast, episode 39, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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00:00:40.540 And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than actions
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00:01:57.720 So, yes, we are back from a week hiatus.
00:02:01.260 What happened?
00:02:02.160 What was the drama?
00:02:03.180 Why was there no episode?
00:02:05.080 People stormed off set with a police called?
00:02:08.720 Body cam footage?
00:02:10.880 What exactly happened?
00:02:12.440 Obviously, none of that.
00:02:13.540 I just went on vacation with my family.
00:02:15.440 Lovely time.
00:02:16.060 Yeah, I had a great time.
00:02:17.180 Went to Martha's Vineyard with my family.
00:02:18.520 It was a lot of fun.
00:02:20.100 Spent most of my time fishing, which I enjoyed very much.
00:02:23.640 Biggest fish you caught?
00:02:24.600 Anything to report?
00:02:25.480 Yeah, I got some stuff to report.
00:02:27.000 It was actually funny because I was like fishing the whole time on the beach, just like surf
00:02:30.600 casting.
00:02:31.740 And everyone in my family is like, oh, you're so patient.
00:02:34.860 Like it's so stoic.
00:02:36.400 Like you're fishing and you're patient the whole time.
00:02:38.680 And it's like, I have nothing else to do.
00:02:40.540 It's not stoic.
00:02:41.760 This is the gambling part of my brain.
00:02:43.580 I'm trying to yank out a tuna.
00:02:45.820 I want to bring a shark on shore.
00:02:47.540 You're there for that 100x upside.
00:02:49.300 Yeah, exactly.
00:02:50.640 I was basically just like any fish I caught, I would just chop into chunks, put on a huge
00:02:55.800 hook with a metal leader and launch out as far as I could trying to yank a shark.
00:03:00.800 Hey.
00:03:01.100 Did not yank a shark.
00:03:02.800 But it was a lot of fun.
00:03:03.860 I caught a bunch of striped bass, which was very cool.
00:03:07.540 And Martha's Vineyard is actually a pretty cool place.
00:03:10.000 I don't know if you've ever been.
00:03:11.040 I have not.
00:03:11.780 It's like you take a ferry to get there.
00:03:13.400 It's a literal island.
00:03:15.100 Tons of people.
00:03:16.120 It goes back generations, like hundreds of years.
00:03:18.340 People just pass their houses down over and over.
00:03:20.860 I know they're like living in basically the 80s or something.
00:03:24.760 Yeah, 80s, 90s.
00:03:25.500 There are all these old cars.
00:03:26.600 There's no Uber Eats.
00:03:27.720 It's just like America.
00:03:28.500 There's no Uber.
00:03:29.220 There's no anything to interfere.
00:03:31.200 It was America before we gave it away.
00:03:32.840 Hey, very liberal place, too.
00:03:35.140 So obviously, after the vaccine takes its course, I think we head to Martha's Vineyard.
00:03:39.100 It's empty now.
00:03:39.940 Spend the first month clearing out the bodies, going house to house, making sure all the bodies are properly mass graves.
00:03:46.360 Roll them in a couple of mass graves.
00:03:48.540 We'll set a thing up.
00:03:49.760 We'll do a little put like a thing kind of paying homage to what happened, the culture or whatever.
00:03:55.420 And then there'll be like an auction for all the houses.
00:03:58.260 But without money, we'll just be like, who wants what house?
00:04:00.480 Make your claims.
00:04:01.280 Because I'm going straight to Obama's house.
00:04:03.780 That one's going to be mine.
00:04:05.740 It was a lot of fun.
00:04:06.780 Mostly fishing, which is good.
00:04:08.120 I did some spear fishing.
00:04:09.940 How'd that go?
00:04:10.560 Which was interesting.
00:04:11.620 It was actually funny because we had like three different spear guns.
00:04:14.860 And there was one that had like an easy notch to pull the spear back to.
00:04:20.200 And that was the one my dad was using.
00:04:21.980 And then the other one was like really hard to pull the thing back.
00:04:25.180 So my dad pulls his notch, pulls the spear back, notches it up and super easy.
00:04:31.500 And then I'm trying to do mine and I can't do it.
00:04:33.640 How'd you do that, dad?
00:04:34.640 He's like, just do it.
00:04:35.800 Just pull it back.
00:04:36.440 And I'm like, damn, like does he just have this dad strength that I don't have?
00:04:40.020 And I'm like trying my hardest.
00:04:41.940 And then we eventually realized that his, the effort it takes to pull his spear back
00:04:46.900 was like half of the mine.
00:04:48.580 And he tried to do the spear gun I was using and he couldn't even pull it back.
00:04:52.460 So you're the dad now.
00:04:53.480 I'm the dad now.
00:04:54.320 You have dad strength.
00:04:55.620 Because I was pulling it back and literally every time I pulled it back,
00:04:58.580 it was like the worst experience of my life.
00:05:00.360 I had to put the gun here and I pulled it.
00:05:01.920 It was just like, I would just barely get it every time.
00:05:07.300 And then like my dad tried to use my gun without realizing that there were different notches.
00:05:11.280 And he was like, dude, how did you get that back?
00:05:13.460 I was out there and I couldn't do it.
00:05:15.480 From joke to hero in 20 minutes.
00:05:17.240 Yeah.
00:05:17.640 But the whole time I was like, damn, like my dad's so strong.
00:05:20.380 And like that dad strength is something that hasn't settled into me yet.
00:05:24.020 But I had it in me the whole time.
00:05:26.100 Yeah.
00:05:26.940 It was pretty good.
00:05:28.000 I taught my little niece a trick.
00:05:30.480 We were eating Italian cookies that were like vanilla and then half dipped in chocolate.
00:05:35.300 With the sprinkles.
00:05:36.280 So it's like, obviously there's a good side and a bland side.
00:05:38.720 So in the beginning I was like, hey, you want to put this cookie with me?
00:05:41.720 And she was like, yeah.
00:05:42.940 I broke it off, gave her the bland side, ate the good side.
00:05:46.360 And then I eventually taught her like, hey, the best side is the frosting side.
00:05:50.160 Snap it in half.
00:05:51.320 Leave the bland side in the box.
00:05:52.980 It's a joke.
00:05:53.660 People laugh and you get the best part of the cookie.
00:05:56.320 So I taught her that.
00:05:57.420 My sister was very upset that I did that.
00:06:00.700 Setting her on a path to be overweight.
00:06:04.720 Hey, here's your uncle's jokes.
00:06:08.360 Here's your techniques that I use.
00:06:10.480 And it's just like, there's Uncle Fletcher.
00:06:13.560 You can become like me.
00:06:15.820 But she's not on that path.
00:06:17.520 She's literally 29 pounds.
00:06:18.980 I know.
00:06:19.360 So it's like this little person who's like got a developed brain and can talk, but also is just 29 pounds, which is hilarious.
00:06:26.000 Went to an ice cream shop.
00:06:27.760 That was another highlight of the trip.
00:06:29.020 The place had like tons and tons of flavors.
00:06:32.540 That was like their selling thing, like all these different flavors.
00:06:35.400 101 different flavors.
00:06:36.880 And I went there and I just said, one scoop of vanilla on a wafer cone, please.
00:06:42.380 And they were like, oh, okay.
00:06:44.440 I've never seen that before.
00:06:46.020 My version of that is the little kid soft serve with just rainbow sprinkles.
00:06:50.680 Yeah.
00:06:50.980 I love that.
00:06:51.700 It's classic.
00:06:52.320 It's pure Americana.
00:06:53.120 Little kid stuff.
00:06:53.900 Yeah.
00:06:54.180 And then I posted like, oh, if you know, you know, like the vanilla flavor, which is like, you know, classic, whatever.
00:06:58.420 But there was no, there's nothing to know.
00:07:00.440 Nobody knows.
00:07:00.880 Everybody knows.
00:07:01.800 Yeah.
00:07:02.040 It was purely a bit.
00:07:03.280 It was a bit.
00:07:04.060 It was basically the moment in time exists forever.
00:07:06.980 I talked to the ice cream person and I ordered the most basic order ever.
00:07:12.360 They probably have never even gotten that order.
00:07:14.280 Like in a week, they probably get that order once.
00:07:16.200 Like for like an old lady or someone with like a sensitive palate.
00:07:19.760 Well, sometimes it's nice to go back to those little kid foods you ate.
00:07:23.540 Like I've been, I've been doing the salami sandwiches where it's just salami, cheese, mayo.
00:07:28.380 Yeah.
00:07:28.820 Little kid.
00:07:29.820 Mayo with anything.
00:07:30.880 I'm always looking for that.
00:07:32.580 The spear fishing was good.
00:07:34.440 Regular fishing was good.
00:07:35.300 I caught cool striped bass.
00:07:36.380 There's a rule on striped bass now.
00:07:38.180 It used to be like a keeper is anything over 28 inches, I think.
00:07:43.780 So it's like you're looking for the pigs.
00:07:45.440 Yeah.
00:07:46.260 Now there's a rule where you can only keep it between 28 and 35.
00:07:51.160 And anything over 35, you have to put back because it's like a female that can breed.
00:07:55.640 Yeah.
00:07:56.100 That makes sense.
00:07:57.200 Yeah.
00:07:57.880 But it's like I'm always, I'm trying to catch the fish.
00:08:01.620 Yeah.
00:08:02.140 And then I catch the fish and I have to put it back.
00:08:04.360 Yeah, you can hold it.
00:08:05.880 So here's me with the fish.
00:08:07.560 And they tell us they can't hold no stripers.
00:08:10.240 So Billy Joel was right.
00:08:11.160 And there's no sense in sword fishing here.
00:08:14.100 Yeah.
00:08:14.300 There's no island left for islanders like me.
00:08:16.220 I get that now.
00:08:17.280 That's crazy.
00:08:17.920 Billy Joel predicted this.
00:08:19.220 And then, yeah.
00:08:19.860 So it was like basically fishing, but instead of enjoying like the sport and relaxing, it
00:08:24.800 was more gambling, even on the boat.
00:08:26.360 Yeah.
00:08:26.680 I get that.
00:08:27.360 I get that.
00:08:27.760 Yeah.
00:08:27.860 With my brother-in-law on the boat, we're fishing.
00:08:30.660 And every time he'd hook up with a fish, I'd be like, is it big?
00:08:33.720 How big is it?
00:08:34.800 I want you to be like, it's huge.
00:08:37.280 And then I was doing a little side action, little side bets.
00:08:39.680 So it's like I would do 15 to one odds.
00:08:43.540 And I would say, give me odds on me catching a fish in the next 15 seconds.
00:08:48.200 So my brother-in-law would be like 15 to one.
00:08:49.840 I'm like, all right, 10 bucks.
00:08:50.960 I want 1,000, two, 1,000, three.
00:08:53.040 So I lost like 30 bucks there.
00:08:55.000 And then I went spearfishing.
00:08:56.300 You got to do the gambling on which rod's going to hit too if you're trawling, right?
00:09:00.060 Yeah.
00:09:00.400 But we kind of were holding the rods.
00:09:02.140 So it's like I had mine.
00:09:03.620 I took the 15 second bets.
00:09:05.460 Gotcha.
00:09:05.600 We went spearfishing, which was cool.
00:09:08.440 I was in the water.
00:09:09.560 And, you know, there's rules to certain fish you can't kill.
00:09:14.180 There's certain fish sizes you need to maintain.
00:09:17.500 So, of course, I followed the rules.
00:09:19.780 I'm in the water.
00:09:20.980 I see another person spearfishing with us, right?
00:09:24.400 He's like in the water as well.
00:09:25.660 No big deal.
00:09:26.340 We're searching around.
00:09:27.760 I come up on a fish.
00:09:29.720 I blast it.
00:09:30.900 Yeah.
00:09:32.040 Immediately hit it.
00:09:32.940 First hit of the day.
00:09:33.900 I'm like, oh, cool.
00:09:35.020 Fish is going crazy.
00:09:36.000 And then I pop up and someone's like, hey, I'm over here.
00:09:38.240 Just want to make sure you saw me.
00:09:39.720 I'm like, oh, hey, what's up?
00:09:41.020 And he's like, yeah, there's a good amount of fish in here.
00:09:43.400 And I'm like, oh, I think I just shot one.
00:09:44.980 And he's like, oh, it was a black sea bass or whatever.
00:09:48.180 And I'm like, yeah, I think so.
00:09:49.480 He goes, what do those have to be, like 17 inches?
00:09:51.900 And meanwhile, I have like this fish like flailing on my line right next to me.
00:09:55.660 French fish flailing.
00:09:57.420 So I'm like, yeah, yeah, like 17 for sure.
00:10:01.000 Like that was the first fish I shot at.
00:10:02.820 So I changed like the wording, like the first fish I shot at and basically lied to his face
00:10:07.440 because I didn't want him to like, let me see the fish you got.
00:10:10.800 So I'm like, yeah, that's the first fish I shot at.
00:10:13.240 The fish is like flailing next to me.
00:10:15.340 So then I was just like, all right, see you later.
00:10:17.580 Good luck.
00:10:18.020 And I swam away, took the fish off on shore.
00:10:21.180 It wasn't the fish he said.
00:10:22.400 It was like a porgy or something that didn't have a size limit, but I didn't even know
00:10:26.720 what fish I shot.
00:10:27.780 And then I just chopped that fish up, put it on the metal eater, try to catch the shark.
00:10:31.360 Never caught the shark.
00:10:33.440 So that's what happened.
00:10:34.620 That's why I wasn't here last week.
00:10:36.100 It sounds like a fun trip.
00:10:37.120 I took a week to myself.
00:10:38.460 Enjoyed it.
00:10:38.980 Got to see my family, hang out with the little people in my family.
00:10:41.580 It was a lot of fun.
00:10:43.120 And that's this week's housekeeping.
00:10:44.820 Nice.
00:10:45.340 That's this week's housekeeping.
00:10:46.300 But part of housekeeping, which was a very popular segment from last week,
00:10:49.680 is the What Happens Next segment.
00:10:52.300 So we have a new What Happens Next segment because everyone liked it from last time.
00:10:56.480 We're not going to blow this segment out and make people tired of it and bored.
00:10:59.680 We're not going to do this every week.
00:11:00.960 Yeah.
00:11:01.240 But we will do it this week.
00:11:02.840 We have a couple of What Happens Next situations.
00:11:06.940 Our first one is the birthday surprise.
00:11:10.000 So here's the still image of a person bringing over a sparkling birthday cake.
00:11:15.360 Looks like a normal situation, right?
00:11:17.120 Yep.
00:11:17.680 They're singing happy birthday.
00:11:18.700 What Happens Next?
00:11:20.320 A. Nothing.
00:11:21.660 It's a normal birthday song.
00:11:23.140 This post got nine likes.
00:11:25.780 B. The sparkler catches a lady's hair on fire.
00:11:29.720 C. A random fight crashes into these people.
00:11:34.120 D. A pit bull comes and chases the guy with the sparkler.
00:11:38.700 What would you guess?
00:11:41.140 Sparkler hair on fire, it's too obvious, I don't think.
00:11:44.520 And then there's that other sparkler video that went viral.
00:11:47.040 So I don't think it's that.
00:11:48.120 Okay, fair.
00:11:49.260 Uh, what were the...
00:11:50.220 Pit bull seems a little too...
00:11:52.840 Right up my alley.
00:11:53.620 Yeah.
00:11:53.920 That's what I would make up.
00:11:54.900 That's what you would make up.
00:11:55.960 So I'm out on that.
00:11:57.440 What were the other two?
00:11:58.280 Nothing Happens.
00:11:58.980 It's a normal birthday song and the post got nine likes.
00:12:02.980 You know what?
00:12:03.600 What's the other one?
00:12:04.360 And, uh, a fight crashes into them.
00:12:06.960 Where is this?
00:12:07.740 Do you know?
00:12:08.360 I think it's in a city somewhere.
00:12:10.440 Uh-oh.
00:12:12.580 All right.
00:12:13.140 I'm going to go with fight.
00:12:14.580 All right.
00:12:15.200 Let's play the clip.
00:12:18.260 Brings it out.
00:12:19.280 Immediately.
00:12:20.000 There's a fight.
00:12:20.780 All right.
00:12:21.020 Oh, they knock it over too.
00:12:23.820 This guy.
00:12:24.280 Yeah.
00:12:24.560 It's a mess.
00:12:25.360 A fight crashes into them.
00:12:26.980 Oh my God.
00:12:27.580 And that's the birthday surprise.
00:12:30.540 Good job.
00:12:31.320 One for one.
00:12:32.720 I feel like you didn't try that hard on your alternatives.
00:12:36.360 Yeah.
00:12:37.020 Well, I guess that's fair.
00:12:39.680 Don't say stuff like that.
00:12:40.920 Let's see.
00:12:42.860 All right.
00:12:43.500 Next one.
00:12:44.020 What happens next?
00:12:45.100 Big catch.
00:12:46.180 A big swordfish catch.
00:12:48.100 Okay.
00:12:48.380 Here we have a swordfish hung upside down by its tail.
00:12:51.780 That's what everyone is watching.
00:12:53.420 It's a huge thing.
00:12:54.120 It looks like they're weighing it.
00:12:55.220 What happens next?
00:12:56.560 A, the swordfish pukes tons of little bait fish and they just fall out of his mouth onto the
00:13:01.160 ground and there's a ton of little bait fish that fall out of his mouth.
00:13:03.520 Okay.
00:13:03.700 I've never seen that.
00:13:04.320 B, that guy, the guy standing through in the back with the white shirt.
00:13:09.160 I see him.
00:13:09.600 He gets pushed into the water because someone behind him who's gigantic gets pushed forward
00:13:14.040 in line and he falls in the water.
00:13:15.780 Okay.
00:13:16.180 C, the fish is kind of rotting.
00:13:18.640 The bottom falls off and it splits into two pieces, 10% remaining, 90% falling to the ground.
00:13:23.740 Okay.
00:13:24.240 Or D, a car towing a jet ski drives through the crowd and the swordfish and into the water.
00:13:30.920 Whoa.
00:13:31.700 So it kind of comes from this side of the screen.
00:13:33.680 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, falls in the water.
00:13:35.500 Okay.
00:13:35.840 I'm going to say that these people are professionals at hanging swordfish like this and they don't
00:13:41.080 have accidents like that.
00:13:42.120 It doesn't just snap in half 90% on the ground.
00:13:43.960 Okay.
00:13:44.100 So you're saying C is gone.
00:13:45.620 C is gone.
00:13:46.640 A, it pukes the bait fish.
00:13:48.280 B-
00:13:48.560 I've never seen that.
00:13:49.320 So no.
00:13:49.980 Why would it puke the bait fish?
00:13:51.140 Well, if you're holding it upside down, wouldn't whatever it's in the stomach kind of fall
00:13:54.120 to the-
00:13:54.400 Yeah, but you're pushing me towards it now.
00:13:56.000 So I'm away from that one.
00:13:56.900 So B, that guy gets- so you're either at B, this guy gets pushed in by someone behind
00:14:01.120 him-
00:14:01.360 That's what I'm going with.
00:14:02.040 Or a car with a jet ski towing qualified captain style gets pushed in the water.
00:14:06.320 A car with a jet ski too specific.
00:14:08.160 It could happen, but I'm going with this guy in the white shirt gets pushed in the water.
00:14:11.280 All right, let's play the clip.
00:14:12.600 B, final answer.
00:14:14.160 Yep, lock it in.
00:14:15.580 Awesome.
00:14:20.620 The fish rots and the bottom falls out, splitting into two pieces, 10% remaining on the rope,
00:14:27.680 90% falling to the ground.
00:14:29.660 I thought these guys were pros.
00:14:30.980 I thought they had a system.
00:14:31.960 I thought, you know, the tail was strong and that's why they did it.
00:14:34.340 So you got me there.
00:14:35.640 It's 100% what happens.
00:14:37.280 I was using mackerel as bait a lot this weekend.
00:14:40.140 And basically, if you don't put it on ice, if it's out in the sun for like more than 10
00:14:44.340 minutes, it just becomes smushy.
00:14:46.220 Gotcha.
00:14:46.480 You can just break it into pieces and that's what happened.
00:14:48.420 So these guys didn't ice it down?
00:14:50.120 Yeah, they didn't ice it down.
00:14:51.320 I think that's kind of something that happens maybe more often than you think.
00:14:54.400 All right.
00:14:54.780 Last one.
00:14:55.960 I feel like I was close.
00:14:57.800 Yeah.
00:14:58.260 You were very close.
00:14:58.880 Even though I was wrong, I was close.
00:14:59.460 Well, the first thing you said was it can't be the answer.
00:15:02.520 You said it can't be see these guys are professionals.
00:15:04.360 Yeah.
00:15:05.220 So you were close.
00:15:06.180 I was close.
00:15:07.040 In that, it was one of the four.
00:15:08.640 You knew it was one of the four.
00:15:11.680 Last one.
00:15:13.880 Scooter jump attempt.
00:15:15.760 All right.
00:15:16.080 I'm looking at the screenshot.
00:15:17.340 So this guy's got a ramp attached to a BMW car looking.
00:15:21.460 Bugatti or something.
00:15:22.340 Bugatti or something.
00:15:23.280 He's got a scooter.
00:15:24.200 It's like he's about to attempt a jump.
00:15:26.440 What happens?
00:15:27.440 A, the ramp gives out and he breaks the driver's side window with his head.
00:15:31.040 B, he goes to vertical and lands on the windshield.
00:15:37.900 C, he nails it perfectly.
00:15:40.220 D, a cat runs across the driveway, knocks into him, knocks him on the ground and prevents
00:15:45.660 him from doing the jump.
00:15:47.560 Well, this screenshot, I'm going to say he's too close right now.
00:15:50.540 The cat can't come out of anywhere.
00:15:53.120 The ramp looks strong.
00:15:54.900 I don't think it's going to fail.
00:15:55.820 Well, I'm going to go with it goes two straight vertical and he goes right up and lands right
00:16:00.240 on the windshield.
00:16:01.040 That's just what it looks like from a physics perspective for me.
00:16:03.900 I mean, and it is obviously in this section for a reason.
00:16:08.420 All right.
00:16:09.000 Let's see.
00:16:13.980 He nailed it perfectly.
00:16:15.360 Yeah.
00:16:16.200 Dude, I should have chose that.
00:16:18.120 He nailed it perfectly.
00:16:18.460 Because it's like you don't go over a Bugatti or a BMW or whatever that is, a nice car,
00:16:22.720 unless you're a pro.
00:16:23.560 So that was my bad.
00:16:24.760 Yep.
00:16:25.500 So what'd you get?
00:16:26.340 Two out of three?
00:16:27.280 One out of three.
00:16:28.220 One out of three.
00:16:28.700 And do we learn any lessons?
00:16:29.800 Do we follow any patterns?
00:16:31.500 Do we recognize any patterns?
00:16:32.920 No.
00:16:33.520 No, not really.
00:16:34.660 Hey, viewers watching, do we know any patterns?
00:16:38.720 It's always C.
00:16:39.560 It's always C.
00:16:40.100 Is it always C?
00:16:41.100 All right.
00:16:41.400 There you go.
00:16:42.000 It's always C.
00:16:42.620 It's always C.
00:16:44.020 It's always C.
00:16:44.940 I was going to say, I know there's something obvious here.
00:16:47.000 Which takes us out of what happens next.
00:16:49.660 We're going to have kind of another what happens next in Bonusland.
00:16:53.000 There's always a Bonusland episode.
00:16:54.600 Every week.
00:16:55.300 So patreon.com slash fleck us or YouTube join.
00:16:58.180 Links in the description for Bonusland.
00:16:59.920 Extra 20 to 25 minutes of the show every week.
00:17:03.120 Comes out on Mondays.
00:17:05.380 Moving on.
00:17:06.000 Out of housekeeping.
00:17:06.940 That was a unique housekeeping.
00:17:08.240 That wasn't our usual housekeeping format.
00:17:09.880 That was crazy.
00:17:10.380 We usually kind of rattle them out and do all these random things.
00:17:12.900 But we kind of had to cover the drama for why there wasn't a show last week.
00:17:16.740 And then what happens next?
00:17:18.800 That was housekeeping.
00:17:20.140 Getting us into our first story.
00:17:22.840 Elmo, everyone's favorite red Muppet, right after Eric Swalwell got vaccinated.
00:17:30.860 He's kind of a red guy, right?
00:17:32.240 He's got like...
00:17:33.080 He's kind of like a thumb guy.
00:17:34.840 He's like a stupid face.
00:17:36.160 It's like...
00:17:37.000 The Matt Damon misprint.
00:17:38.420 Matt Damon misprint.
00:17:39.280 Yeah, we've said that as well.
00:17:42.040 So first they did the January 6th song, The Muppets.
00:17:45.260 Of course.
00:17:45.840 And now The Muppets are getting vaccinated and trying to convince the kids to get vaccinated,
00:17:49.360 which obviously is...
00:17:50.860 The simulation is nodding to me.
00:17:52.640 This is a nod to me in the simulation.
00:17:55.240 I had no idea the Muppets were going to play this much of a role in the propaganda of America these days.
00:18:00.140 Like, that's crazy.
00:18:01.240 I kind of knew.
00:18:02.260 You knew since 2019.
00:18:03.680 I've been calling these people Muppets since before it even started.
00:18:08.560 It's...
00:18:09.080 Yeah, it's interesting because people...
00:18:11.380 They're using the Muppets to convince kids to get the vaccine when a Muppet is literally a sock with someone's hand in it telling you what to do.
00:18:19.120 Yeah.
00:18:19.320 And it's like, you're going to listen to a person off screen, hopefully with no agenda, with their hand in a puppet, being like, get vaccinated, you should get vaccinated.
00:18:30.500 Talking in a stupid voice, like, on purpose.
00:18:32.760 Like, off screen, a person with hopefully no agenda, their hand in a sock saying, you should get vaccinated.
00:18:38.200 And then the whole episode is brought to you by Pfizer.
00:18:40.240 Yeah.
00:18:40.780 So bad.
00:18:41.660 So it's a little...
00:18:42.700 It's a little weird if you ask me.
00:18:44.680 A little dystopia.
00:18:45.620 A little dystopia world.
00:18:46.680 The USA is the only, or one of the only countries where you can actually advertise pharmaceuticals on TV, right?
00:18:55.140 And then it's like, now we're going to kids.
00:18:57.120 We're cutting out the parents, the middleman, going straight to the kids through Elmo.
00:19:01.220 Yeah.
00:19:01.660 Pretty dystopian.
00:19:02.660 Exactly.
00:19:03.740 Exactly.
00:19:04.380 It's very dystopian.
00:19:06.320 We're listening to the sock puppet, but also we don't know who's telling them to say what for what reason.
00:19:14.320 It's like, you know, when you trick a kid to eating food, you're like, oh, here comes the train.
00:19:17.800 The airplane and then switch.
00:19:20.160 It's pretty much like that.
00:19:23.060 But with, I guess it's owned by Disney.
00:19:25.700 Yeah.
00:19:26.040 Doctor, more consequences.
00:19:27.800 And then there is a vaccine site in New York that is getting protested.
00:19:31.980 Check out this scene.
00:19:32.960 This is a person bringing their child to the vaccine site.
00:19:35.860 In Times Square.
00:19:36.600 In Times Square.
00:19:37.240 This lady, these people with masks on, this is basically like sums up New York.
00:19:56.020 This is what happens when you have like you're scared and you have a scared household and you're a man and you can't keep your household in line.
00:20:04.560 And you can't control your wife and she's scared and she doesn't know how to feel safe and secure again.
00:20:10.120 And her manic stuff drives what the family's doing.
00:20:12.840 And she's like, what do we do?
00:20:13.100 We're so scared of COVID.
00:20:14.520 Like, we have to get the kids vaccinated.
00:20:16.860 And the husband, because he's a pussy, New York pussy guy, is just like, okay.
00:20:21.920 And we put my mask on outside.
00:20:23.500 She's the boss.
00:20:24.540 Yeah.
00:20:25.120 And that's what you get.
00:20:26.340 You have your manic wife who's running the show and they're going to inject your kids with who knows what because she's scared and you can't calm her down.
00:20:35.260 Unrelated, but related.
00:20:36.500 Do you see all the myocarditis numbers from like 2019, 2020, 2021, and then 2022?
00:20:42.040 I haven't, but I'm sure the graph, if it goes from 2019 to 2022, I'm sure it goes like this.
00:20:50.240 Haven't seen it.
00:20:51.140 Yeah.
00:20:51.700 But I'm guessing.
00:20:52.580 Which takes us out of that section.
00:20:53.940 Yeah.
00:20:54.100 Good to see the people protesting.
00:20:56.240 Obviously, injecting your kids with this vaccine is insane.
00:20:59.200 They're not even really affected by the virus.
00:21:01.180 They don't really catch it or die from it that much.
00:21:04.320 So it's just like a cope for people who are manic and scared and have been frightened by Don Lemon and the literal Muppets.
00:21:12.980 Yeah.
00:21:13.140 I saw Klaus Schwab goes, we won't have any safety until everyone is vaccinated.
00:21:19.340 And it's like, nobody elected you.
00:21:20.960 Well, this sounds like something the bad guy in James Bond would say.
00:21:24.580 And exactly in that accent.
00:21:26.360 Yeah.
00:21:26.860 Exactly.
00:21:28.120 Moving on.
00:21:28.700 So obviously, July 4th was earlier in the week.
00:21:31.740 We had a lot of clips from that.
00:21:33.340 A lot of W's and a lot of L's.
00:21:35.340 Yeah.
00:21:35.780 I'm extremely disappointed.
00:21:36.700 Usually, I'm hoping to see some sort of fireworks accident, some sort of hand blown off, some sort of craziness.
00:21:42.040 And I didn't see any.
00:21:43.140 Yeah.
00:21:43.340 We got some.
00:21:44.200 We're going to kind of play through them fast.
00:21:46.900 Here we have kids are doing some fireworks.
00:21:49.920 Fireworks and then starts to blow up.
00:21:53.200 And then it starts to light the pile of fireworks that they were planning on sitting off all at once, though.
00:22:00.040 That's how that goes.
00:22:01.520 Here's a kid who's lighting fireworks in his house.
00:22:05.020 That's how that plays out.
00:22:07.800 Here's people lighting fireworks and their dog comes in and starts spreading the fireworks places they didn't want to spread it to.
00:22:15.600 Here's a video of a propane tank blowing up.
00:22:20.180 That's what that looks like.
00:22:21.400 I've always wondered what that would look like.
00:22:23.960 I thought it would be a bigger explosion, to be honest.
00:22:26.140 I was always told it takes your house off of the foundation and launches it in the air.
00:22:30.960 Who told you that?
00:22:31.920 I don't know.
00:22:32.440 I think when I was little.
00:22:33.000 That's like cartoons.
00:22:34.480 Where'd you learn that from?
00:22:35.780 I think it was from cartoons.
00:22:38.180 And then here's a pinata fail from over the weekend as well.
00:22:42.060 This one's my favorite.
00:22:42.820 This one, yep.
00:22:43.660 This person's sitting in a pinata.
00:22:45.300 They're blindfolded.
00:22:46.840 They're missing.
00:22:48.780 They're missing.
00:22:50.260 And then the contact comes behind this back of this lady's head.
00:22:55.060 And that woman was playing it like she knew she shouldn't be getting in range.
00:22:59.720 And then she still got just domed.
00:23:01.320 There was no audio either.
00:23:03.200 Like, hey, Debbie, stop swinging for a sec.
00:23:05.060 Yeah.
00:23:05.460 We have to reset the pinata.
00:23:06.940 The pinata fell.
00:23:08.060 The pinata fell.
00:23:09.560 Who's in charge here?
00:23:10.840 Yeah, exactly.
00:23:12.580 This girl got sunburned really bad.
00:23:15.760 Obviously, it's what happens.
00:23:17.480 This is kind of like me, too.
00:23:19.220 I'm always the sunburned guy.
00:23:21.500 I tan very well.
00:23:22.840 I have, like, really nice complexion.
00:23:25.120 I'm part Italian.
00:23:26.500 I tan.
00:23:27.300 No problems.
00:23:28.540 But I also don't wear sunscreen and never have.
00:23:31.500 So every time I've gone on vacation, even as, like, a little kid.
00:23:34.040 And you overdo it.
00:23:34.820 I would just get blown out the first day.
00:23:36.640 Yeah.
00:23:36.840 And then for, like, three days after, I'm in, like, a robe with aloe on my back watching the free preview of Indiana Jones in the hotel.
00:23:44.820 Have you seen people talk about how, like, seed oils are what makes people burn, too?
00:23:49.420 Yeah.
00:23:50.120 Seed oils.
00:23:50.720 And then you get burned.
00:23:52.000 And then the microplastics your body uses to make new cells.
00:23:55.620 And you get cancer, I think, is the way it plays out.
00:23:58.780 Leave it up to a scientist.
00:23:59.920 Yeah.
00:24:00.340 I'm hearing murmurs.
00:24:01.860 Seed oils.
00:24:02.480 Here's another one.
00:24:03.500 Here's one we had actually fully analyzed.
00:24:06.200 This guy almost burned down a wedding with a sparkler.
00:24:09.480 I called him Bizarro Sebastian Gorka.
00:24:13.640 Bizarro obviously means backwards, meaning Sebastian Gorka would never do anything like this.
00:24:19.780 Sebastian Gorka, I am not making fun of you.
00:24:22.100 We are friends.
00:24:22.960 Dr. Gorka.
00:24:23.740 Dr. Gorka.
00:24:24.840 This is just Bizarro, Dr. Gorka.
00:24:27.200 This is the opposite of what you would do, Dr. Gorka.
00:24:29.900 This is not making fun of you.
00:24:31.700 It's not a joke at your expense.
00:24:33.100 This is the opposite of what you would do.
00:24:35.680 He's dancing.
00:24:37.840 Two sparklers, halfway burned.
00:24:41.200 The plant starts going on fire.
00:24:45.360 It almost catches that sheet thing on fire, too.
00:24:48.340 That lady saves it.
00:24:51.000 And then he stomps it out.
00:24:52.960 So what can we learn from this?
00:24:54.640 He stomps it out when it's like three feet high.
00:24:56.800 Yeah.
00:24:57.680 That's not even like a safe way to stomp it out.
00:24:59.960 He's returning that tux tomorrow.
00:25:02.460 It's all melted up on the lower legs.
00:25:06.060 Melted.
00:25:06.480 And the shoes are all melted.
00:25:07.760 What happened?
00:25:08.440 He just keeps dancing.
00:25:09.800 Well, what do we learn from this?
00:25:11.380 Well, it's like a lesson we can take from this.
00:25:14.140 When things are going wrong, just keep dancing and keep moving.
00:25:17.280 No.
00:25:18.480 I don't know.
00:25:18.880 I was going to say, if things in your life are getting bad because of the decisions you've made, you should probably adopt a sense of urgency.
00:25:27.360 That's the opposite.
00:25:29.200 That's what I was going for.
00:25:30.700 That's fair.
00:25:31.860 But yeah, definitely Bizarro Sebastian Gorka.
00:25:35.080 Not Sebastian Gorka.
00:25:36.480 That's the whole point.
00:25:37.400 That's what Bizarro is.
00:25:38.840 Joey Chestnut won the hot dog eating contest again.
00:25:42.340 Yeah.
00:25:42.860 It was his flu game, right?
00:25:44.460 It was his flu game.
00:25:45.340 He was on crutches.
00:25:46.780 And then some guy came trying to protest.
00:25:49.440 And it was like some – I looked it up.
00:25:51.680 It was some vegan thing.
00:25:53.180 Yeah, it's a farm.
00:25:53.760 It's like a farm in Indiana, right?
00:25:54.960 Or something like that.
00:25:55.720 Ignored.
00:25:56.300 Don't care.
00:25:57.060 I thought it was going to be like about CERN colliding us with different time loops and stuff.
00:26:02.580 These activists are getting crazier now.
00:26:05.040 Like we saw the – and Joey Chestnut, shout out, excellent reaction.
00:26:08.200 No time for bullshit.
00:26:09.380 You got to eat 63 hot dogs right now.
00:26:11.580 Yeah.
00:26:12.140 And so we've seen it a lot more recently too.
00:26:14.740 Like people gluing their hands to paintings.
00:26:17.540 I'm seeing more and more paintings.
00:26:19.960 It's the season of virtue signaling on the backs of other people's great work.
00:26:25.180 Yeah.
00:26:25.360 You know?
00:26:26.040 And nobody cares if you hold that Death Star sign and post it on social media.
00:26:29.100 But if you take Joey Chestnut or if you piggyback off Da Vinci, you're going to get up.
00:26:35.380 Yeah, The Last Supper.
00:26:36.020 Exactly.
00:26:36.600 That's such a good point.
00:26:37.480 They can't get their message out there with their own ideas.
00:26:39.920 It's not a good message.
00:26:41.020 So you have to hijack something else and pretend.
00:26:43.400 Yeah.
00:26:43.720 You can't stop traffic in Italy and not get dragged out.
00:26:47.840 You got to upset someone or piggyback off something.
00:26:51.460 That's so true.
00:26:52.260 Nobody cares about your message just by itself.
00:26:54.360 That's so true.
00:26:55.860 So yeah, Joey Chestnut threw him on the ground even though he had crutches.
00:26:58.840 And then continued to eat, ate 63 hot dogs, one by 20.
00:27:03.240 That's what he does, baby.
00:27:04.720 And that's like July 4th in a nutshell too.
00:27:07.080 Because I was thinking about this the other day.
00:27:09.340 You know, usually if you have dinner or something, you'd eat like a burger and fries.
00:27:13.800 Or, you know, you eat a hot dog and some potato salad.
00:27:17.340 Yeah.
00:27:17.660 On July 4th though, on like those types of grill weekends, three hamburgers, two hot dogs, fries,
00:27:24.200 ten beers.
00:27:24.860 It's like, how do we even do that?
00:27:28.360 Well, I don't.
00:27:30.040 I'm kidding.
00:27:30.740 No, that is how it goes.
00:27:31.600 You know, it's like that once every four months we just eat seven dinners.
00:27:35.940 Yeah.
00:27:36.160 We eat way too much pork.
00:27:38.200 Yeah.
00:27:38.580 Pork in one.
00:27:39.140 In one.
00:27:39.320 There was another clip, some Native American person who's saying like, when it's July 4th
00:27:46.140 and you're celebrating independence, don't forget the land you stole.
00:27:49.600 Yeah.
00:27:49.980 And it was just like some Native American guy.
00:27:54.220 Finesse.
00:27:54.920 Not stolen.
00:27:55.820 Finesse, buddy.
00:27:56.700 Conquered.
00:27:57.080 When we first got here, you guys could have been like, yeah, like, and just, you should
00:28:05.180 have just nipped it in the bud.
00:28:06.480 Yeah.
00:28:06.680 Excellent lesson for us about invaders and, you know, like tolerating people coming in.
00:28:12.040 So true.
00:28:12.760 Unfettered.
00:28:13.500 Stricter immigration, I would say.
00:28:15.520 Let's learn a lesson.
00:28:16.660 So you can ask this Native American.
00:28:17.920 So do you think that to maintain your nation, you should have had a stricter immigration
00:28:24.560 policy?
00:28:25.340 You go, yes, no immigrants.
00:28:27.500 Oh, based.
00:28:28.520 Thank you.
00:28:29.420 We'll take that.
00:28:30.280 Too late now for you.
00:28:30.920 But for us, we'll implement that.
00:28:32.720 I've noticed it was a lot more like pronounced of people on social media leftists being like,
00:28:38.220 if you celebrate today, like.
00:28:40.280 There's nothing to celebrate.
00:28:41.320 Yeah.
00:28:41.500 Don't even look at me like.
00:28:43.100 And it's like, what are you talking about?
00:28:44.640 You hate America.
00:28:46.100 You live here and you just hate America.
00:28:47.840 That's got to be so miserable.
00:28:49.660 It's like, shouldn't we be trying to find some common ground anywhere?
00:28:52.960 So true.
00:28:54.400 Here's a let's get a little more uplifting.
00:28:56.940 Here's a guy who's drinking the scraps out of the bottom of a garbage bag.
00:29:01.340 Yeah.
00:29:01.740 Kind of a frat move.
00:29:03.240 Uplifting.
00:29:04.140 Uplifting.
00:29:05.500 Kind of a frat move.
00:29:09.460 Disgusting.
00:29:10.880 Yeah.
00:29:11.400 This is kind of like fratty, like hazing almost.
00:29:14.240 Yeah.
00:29:14.360 We had to do some light hazing when we were pledging our fraternity in college.
00:29:20.320 Yeah.
00:29:20.460 Nothing too crazy.
00:29:21.340 We had to eat some dog food, get shot with the BB gun while chugging a beer.
00:29:26.660 I actually broke a record.
00:29:28.060 I did a quick six, which is six cups of beer with the ring of fire, which is a full can of
00:29:33.480 dip, top and lower lip with a sidecar of Red Man Chew.
00:29:37.880 Sidecar.
00:29:38.960 And then six cups of beer as fast as you could.
00:29:41.540 I think the old record in the frat was like 18 seconds and I did it in like eight seconds
00:29:45.300 and just swallowed everything and then immediately puked it.
00:29:48.260 Stuff like that.
00:29:48.940 I wonder if that record holds up or if anyone's keeping track of that record or if someone
00:29:52.880 just told you, hey, that's the record.
00:29:54.580 And it wasn't.
00:29:55.220 I think that's what happened.
00:29:56.360 And then there was one section of the hazing night where it was like someone, like the
00:30:01.360 most disgusting guy in the frat had his feet in a mop bucket and the mop bucket was full
00:30:05.260 of beer and they were scooping beers out and making people drink it.
00:30:08.280 And they handed it to me and I was just like, I'm not doing it.
00:30:11.600 And they were like, that's OK.
00:30:13.480 I was like, hey, guys, I'm doing the stuff, but I'm not doing that one.
00:30:17.020 Yeah.
00:30:17.360 Yeah.
00:30:18.420 Moving on.
00:30:19.100 Moving on.
00:30:19.640 There was a vegan carrot hot dog.
00:30:21.740 This isn't much of a story.
00:30:23.260 This is just a picture.
00:30:24.120 It looks like a hot dog, but it's a carrot.
00:30:25.900 They want to be us so bad.
00:30:27.960 They just want to be us and live like us.
00:30:30.300 It's like, yo, if meat's not a big deal, why is everything you make trying to be meat?
00:30:35.160 Right?
00:30:35.700 Like umami.
00:30:36.960 It's like carrot with umami flavoring.
00:30:38.820 And it's like, give it up.
00:30:40.080 Yeah.
00:30:40.300 Just eat your veggies, bro.
00:30:41.780 Exactly.
00:30:42.260 Eat them on the side and get it over with.
00:30:44.060 We don't do hot dogs that are carrot flavored.
00:30:47.160 We turn our hot dogs so they look like a carrot.
00:30:49.500 It doesn't even make sense.
00:30:51.080 There was a parade.
00:30:52.480 You told me about this.
00:30:53.160 It's the Reddit post or the parade in some small town.
00:30:56.060 Can you read that?
00:30:57.100 Yeah.
00:30:57.280 This was interesting and I'm sure the experience was probably felt by a lot of people, but this
00:31:01.560 is from Lomez on Twitter.
00:31:03.360 I don't know who he is.
00:31:04.520 Like anonymous alt.
00:31:06.800 Nah, not even.
00:31:07.500 Anonymous right wing account probably.
00:31:08.780 Uh, July 4th parade in small town, deep red, middle of nowhere, wholesome patriotic flag
00:31:13.320 waving, but then two floats at the end.
00:31:15.760 Shit lib yokels doing Handmaid's Tale cosplay and lewd trans slash gay drag spectacle.
00:31:21.480 Crowd not hostile, just confused, uncertain.
00:31:24.440 These displays illegible to them.
00:31:26.840 Easy to see how these places will get blitzed by these symbols and signs.
00:31:30.240 All online phenomena brought into their world by the online brain poisoned activists set among
00:31:35.740 them, uh, and they won't even know what's happened one day.
00:31:38.780 It's just there in the schools, et cetera.
00:31:40.940 Uh, transmission of ideology is so different than it has been historically.
00:31:44.080 They don't flow into places and take on regional color or filtering as they move through a social
00:31:49.560 geographic landscape.
00:31:50.640 They're just air dropped in trans flags falling from the sky.
00:31:54.020 How do you stop this?
00:31:55.140 And I, so true, I thought this was brilliant, like a brilliant analysis of how like the online
00:32:00.180 kind of hive mind brain works.
00:32:03.540 Yeah.
00:32:03.860 And there's no discussion.
00:32:05.260 There's no like, Hey, Hey Mike, I think it would be good if we did some, uh, if we did
00:32:09.080 an inclusive diversity thing here, what if we tried to hire a black fireman, you know,
00:32:13.740 instead it's just like, what are you're immediately dropped into like the most extreme leftists and
00:32:19.020 then they're just, they're waiting for you to oppose it.
00:32:21.800 Exactly.
00:32:22.200 Be the bigot.
00:32:22.820 We said you were.
00:32:23.860 And exactly.
00:32:24.720 There's no organic, uh, conclusion.
00:32:27.200 There's no way where it's like, Oh, these are our ideas.
00:32:29.740 And then they gain some steam naturally and they get rolling and then people actually
00:32:33.400 accept them and implement them.
00:32:34.820 It's just airdropped in inserted without any discussion over the top above people's pay
00:32:41.040 grades in the schools and the businesses, especially where it's just like, Oh, this
00:32:44.980 is what we're doing now.
00:32:45.700 Cause HR sent us this new packet.
00:32:48.440 A hundred percent, which, uh, which we developed on Reddit people from Reddit decided this exactly.
00:32:55.020 Um, and the one thing that I thought is like, who, who's in a small town parade, right?
00:32:59.820 Like there's like a military, like a VFW or whatever.
00:33:03.980 Is that what it's called?
00:33:04.820 VFW.
00:33:07.040 So who, who's in these parades?
00:33:09.300 You know, it's like, Oh, the fire truck.
00:33:11.100 Oh, there's the mayor.
00:33:12.320 He's doing this.
00:33:13.440 Oh, there's, there's the veterans from the, uh, from the town.
00:33:17.040 Like they have their float.
00:33:18.040 Wow.
00:33:18.320 That's a Vietnam vet.
00:33:19.440 That guy's from Iraq.
00:33:21.040 Exactly.
00:33:21.400 And then it's like some trans freaks doing a political thing at the end.
00:33:25.080 And then, you know, the hands maids tell people that are mad cause they can't kill the unborn.
00:33:28.960 Yeah.
00:33:29.260 A little bit of everybody.
00:33:30.440 Hey, just, just small town life.
00:33:32.860 So all equal floats.
00:33:34.660 So I thought this was a brilliant, uh, you know, tweet thread from this guy.
00:33:38.100 So these are obviously a bunch of L's from July 4th.
00:33:40.700 There was a W, uh, as promised the snackle box.
00:33:45.120 Look at this.
00:33:46.080 This is a share, a charcuterie box that was kind of like a converted tackle box and has
00:33:51.700 all the cheese and crackers and meats and pickles and olives.
00:33:55.320 Yep.
00:33:55.800 If someone gave me one of those, I would never forget it.
00:34:00.160 100%.
00:34:00.680 Moving on.
00:34:01.760 We are into cringe of the week.
00:34:04.040 Our first clip from cringe of the week is a teacher who's oversharing with fifth graders
00:34:13.980 who she obviously sees as her friends and equals.
00:34:17.220 Check this out.
00:34:18.580 Me telling my students, my ex BF texted me.
00:34:21.740 Are you ready?
00:34:22.300 Yeah.
00:34:22.820 So there I was minding my own business and guess who texted me last night?
00:34:27.000 My ex boyfriend.
00:34:31.360 He said, he said, I wish I, I, every single night I wish that I could text you, but I
00:34:39.380 just don't frowny face.
00:34:46.580 He's definitely sus for sure.
00:34:49.540 I didn't, I didn't text him back.
00:34:51.720 Should I?
00:34:53.580 Definitely sus for sure.
00:34:55.120 The best thing this girl has going for her is she's getting manipulated by her ex boyfriend
00:34:58.940 and she's in charge of the kids.
00:35:00.640 What could this person teach anybody is my question.
00:35:04.280 Yeah.
00:35:04.740 It's like, oh, the lesson plan is don't respond right away.
00:35:09.000 Then you don't want to come to come looking desperate.
00:35:11.240 You know, it's like, she's teaching them like what relationship techniques and stuff.
00:35:14.180 These people are 11.
00:35:15.700 Why are you sharing this info with children lady?
00:35:19.240 At least, um, it's not as bad as other cringe of the weeks.
00:35:23.080 At least she's not like a drag queen.
00:35:24.720 Who's mistreating everybody and forcing them to do stuff.
00:35:29.100 It's just another infantilization type thing though.
00:35:32.600 Like where it's like, uh, the caption, right?
00:35:35.540 Oh yeah.
00:35:35.980 Didn't you say this caption?
00:35:36.840 One thing about, uh, one thing about my classes, my 11 year old best friends and I will be spilling
00:35:41.540 tea, my 11 year old best friends.
00:35:43.920 And I, my kids, my best friends, my, this, aren't you a teacher?
00:35:48.780 Like, come on, where's the grammar?
00:35:50.900 Where's the math?
00:35:51.640 We, we do this every week, you know?
00:35:53.960 And it's always a different tweak or a different teacher.
00:35:56.800 It's like, teach the subject.
00:35:59.300 I would be running this class.
00:36:01.420 Yeah.
00:36:01.580 If I was in a fifth grade, 11 years old and that was my teacher, I would, I would be every
00:36:07.780 day.
00:36:08.300 Oh, tell me about your weekend.
00:36:10.220 Yeah.
00:36:10.740 Oh, he texted you back.
00:36:12.400 And then we would just waste half the class talking about whatever this girl wants to talk
00:36:16.760 about.
00:36:17.480 At least she's not a drag queen mistreating everybody.
00:36:20.060 The next clip is actually a drag queen getting mistreated.
00:36:23.960 It's a little bit backwards here.
00:36:26.720 We have a right wing drag queen yelling at the baby killers.
00:36:40.660 And they push her down, which is weird because we're told that drag queens are oppressed and
00:36:48.560 LGBTs are oppressed.
00:36:50.460 And you'd think a white woman pushing a drag queen to the ground would be big news.
00:36:55.420 But I guess it's not because this just proves that drag queens are just sexy LGBT pawns that
00:37:02.200 the globalists and the elite use to push their political agenda.
00:37:05.720 What was that?
00:37:06.340 So like, obviously this would be a, this would be worldwide news if it was the other way,
00:37:11.640 but it just proves it's all about politics.
00:37:14.080 Yeah.
00:37:14.600 And they're just using people as pawns when they need them.
00:37:16.740 Same with, you know, oh, we want to hear black voices and unless it's Clarence Thomas on
00:37:20.400 the Supreme Court, then it's like, fuck that guy.
00:37:22.780 He's racist.
00:37:23.920 So it never really was about black people or people who are oppressed.
00:37:27.720 It's just about using those people to lead block.
00:37:29.920 So the George Soros is of the world and the Klaus Schwab's of the world can push their agenda
00:37:34.540 in and have as little resistance as possible.
00:37:37.560 Yeah, pretty much.
00:37:38.460 Which is basically it.
00:37:39.900 It takes us to our next clip.
00:37:41.300 Halsey had a concert in Arizona and she said, this is right after Roe v. Wade, she said that
00:37:48.200 if, do you have the quote?
00:37:49.640 No, I have the headline.
00:37:50.640 Halsey fans walk out mid-show after controversial pro-abortion speech in Arizona.
00:37:54.620 Yeah.
00:37:55.120 So she gave some pro-abortion speech and was basically like, if you're pro-life, you can
00:38:00.460 get out of here.
00:38:01.180 And then it's Arizona.
00:38:02.980 People just started walking out and it's like, yeah, we're here to see you sing Chandelier.
00:38:08.480 Do you know why I would never go to an event like this, Richard Rappoy?
00:38:12.020 The parking.
00:38:13.040 The parking.
00:38:13.980 Exactly.
00:38:14.980 I would not go to an event like this because 50,000 people are trying to park and go to
00:38:20.380 the same place.
00:38:21.320 And I just can't really do that.
00:38:23.660 How did I know that?
00:38:24.660 I can't do stuff like that.
00:38:26.820 It's impossible for me.
00:38:29.460 Moving on.
00:38:30.640 TikTok nurses are back at it.
00:38:32.840 Yeah.
00:38:33.200 New wave.
00:38:33.920 New wave coming.
00:38:35.380 So this lady is a TikTok nurse and she set up her camera and they got some music playing
00:38:41.940 in the background.
00:38:42.740 Some real dramatic music.
00:38:44.760 Which we can't play for copyright reasons.
00:38:47.300 And then she's like crying and having a moment.
00:38:50.040 She just lost a patient, which is sad.
00:38:51.660 She lost a patient.
00:38:52.340 But isn't that a little weird?
00:38:55.500 How do I make this about me?
00:38:58.040 Someone died.
00:38:59.080 Yeah.
00:38:59.320 Someone just died.
00:39:00.580 It's like, oh, someone.
00:39:01.340 We just lost a patient.
00:39:02.500 He's gone.
00:39:03.420 It's like.
00:39:03.680 You set up your camera, you hit record and then you're going, oh, no.
00:39:14.820 And then you post it and it's like, don't you have a don't you want to play the next play?
00:39:19.160 Don't you have another patient who probably needs you right now?
00:39:21.900 Can't you learn something from that moment?
00:39:23.720 Can't you say, hmm, what happened?
00:39:25.060 Let's do a post op thing.
00:39:27.160 No, it's social media, narcissism generation.
00:39:30.480 Isn't that crazy?
00:39:31.600 It's like, do you think when the person was like she was losing the guy that she's like, I'm going to get my phone ready.
00:39:37.520 It's like beep, beep, beep.
00:39:40.900 And she's like opening TikTok.
00:39:42.940 Mr. Bronson just flashed a flat line and she's like.
00:39:48.940 Yeah.
00:39:49.780 So doctor doctor's toe tagging somebody and then it's like just had to toe tag my patient like crying.
00:39:57.020 I like a sign language ASL thing.
00:39:59.660 Like when you had to kill your patient, but you still have more to do.
00:40:03.600 And post.
00:40:04.760 Yeah.
00:40:05.360 These people are nuts, man.
00:40:06.660 People are crazy.
00:40:07.960 People are crazy.
00:40:09.300 Last one.
00:40:10.160 This is an actually upsetting clip.
00:40:12.180 It's not funny.
00:40:13.420 This guy is a dad and his child was prescribed antidepressants without him knowing and was taking them without him knowing.
00:40:21.580 Teenager.
00:40:23.140 I'm going to try to make this short.
00:40:24.660 If you have teenage kids in Washington state, watch this video.
00:40:27.780 I get a call today from the counselor at the high school, Snohomish, Washington.
00:40:31.540 They proceed to say your child, 15 years old, did not pick up his antidepressants at the end of the school year.
00:40:37.980 I said he's not on antidepressants.
00:40:40.940 Like, what are you talking about?
00:40:41.780 My kid is not depressed.
00:40:43.100 I got that in my teeth.
00:40:44.080 Forget it.
00:40:44.460 And they proceed to tell me that they had a psychiatrist come to the school and give my kid antidepressants.
00:40:49.800 And he spent on them for several months.
00:40:52.100 I had no knowledge.
00:40:53.480 I knew nothing about it.
00:40:54.840 Knew nothing.
00:40:56.120 Come to find out it's 100 percent legal.
00:40:58.120 They could do whatever they want with our kids in Washington state in the school program.
00:41:02.000 But the whole antidepressants, SSRIs, that's what pretty much every school shooter is on.
00:41:08.700 Yeah.
00:41:09.260 Every like pretty much every single time.
00:41:11.200 You see like the charts of white women taking SSRIs.
00:41:14.540 And it's like, you know, 1991.
00:41:17.420 Boom.
00:41:18.220 Straight line up.
00:41:19.460 Pfizer marketing campaign really doing well.
00:41:21.940 So.
00:41:22.160 Yep.
00:41:22.360 And then exactly.
00:41:23.280 Tucker covered this too.
00:41:24.180 And it's like Pfizer and all these pharmaceutical companies sponsor CNN, MSNBC.
00:41:28.980 No deep dives coming from them anytime soon.
00:41:32.380 Yeah.
00:41:32.400 No.
00:41:32.680 No exposes coming out.
00:41:34.800 And some lady replied to that in on Twitter.
00:41:38.440 Every single one.
00:41:39.400 My son's school pulled this with me.
00:41:40.940 They called him doctor.
00:41:42.320 Had him prescribed reciprocidone.
00:41:44.420 I read the side effects.
00:41:45.580 Direct correlation to violence later in life.
00:41:47.640 But I played the game.
00:41:48.700 I filled the prescription.
00:41:49.780 Swapped it with mini altoids.
00:41:51.620 For the rest of the school year, the kid had no idea.
00:41:53.780 Told his teachers when asked that he was taking his pills.
00:41:56.860 Last day of school.
00:41:57.660 Um, and teachers are patting themselves on the back saying with pride, how much better
00:42:02.180 he had been since they medicated him.
00:42:05.220 Well, which is a nice way to get around it.
00:42:06.980 Nice way to get around it.
00:42:08.020 But like, shouldn't you just be able to say, nah, he's done.
00:42:11.060 We're not filling anything.
00:42:12.100 You don't, uh, you don't teach my kid that kind of stuff.
00:42:15.180 Like you're the, this is school.
00:42:17.120 Yeah.
00:42:17.620 Teach math.
00:42:18.420 You'd think so.
00:42:19.220 What's up with this power grab of like, you know, a public school.
00:42:22.580 That's the state, you know, the state is getting your kid in there.
00:42:26.600 What they're doing a power grab for as much as they can.
00:42:29.540 Gender ideology pills.
00:42:31.180 Let's get them really into our system here.
00:42:33.540 Yeah.
00:42:34.000 And it's like, is nobody, obviously we are and watchers of the show are constantly watching
00:42:38.940 this, but our normal people who are just independent going like, huh, I guess that's
00:42:44.000 pretty good.
00:42:44.600 Or like, what's the reaction there?
00:42:46.540 I think there's just like a lot of like parents that don't fully care that are just in autopilot
00:42:51.760 and phoning it in.
00:42:52.900 And then it's my day, drop my kid off at daycare.
00:42:54.960 Exactly.
00:42:55.540 There is a power grab.
00:42:56.960 There is an opportunity.
00:42:57.800 And the state is like trying to become the parents of the kids.
00:43:00.760 We see it with the welfare programs in the inner cities as well.
00:43:03.740 There's like a very much a goal.
00:43:05.660 The government is not your baby daddy.
00:43:07.340 To make the government your baby daddy.
00:43:08.780 Yeah.
00:43:09.000 So that's what's going on.
00:43:10.860 It's bad.
00:43:11.680 All right.
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00:44:41.620 Let's get back to Urban Decay.
00:44:43.560 We have a nuts Urban Decay this week.
00:44:46.160 First is a story about a 60-person cruise fight.
00:44:50.320 This is a fight on a cruise ship.
00:44:52.040 I'm assuming Democrat-run cruise ship.
00:44:55.420 It's a carnival cruise.
00:44:56.500 Democrat-run carnival cruise ship that spanned five floors and lasted for over an hour.
00:45:03.560 60 people involved in this fight.
00:45:05.400 The fight started over a threesome.
00:45:08.220 So this is like, you know, just modern society.
00:45:11.320 Like a threesome starts a 60-person brawl on an enclosed dance floor.
00:45:16.560 And let's run the tape of this.
00:45:22.040 This is like the nightclub.
00:45:26.900 Everybody's in white.
00:45:27.920 Everybody's dressed in white like it's their big nice party.
00:45:31.440 Security's doing nothing.
00:45:33.780 Fights going on.
00:45:34.760 Security's not involved.
00:45:35.740 Why would they be?
00:45:37.740 And apparently this fight went all the way on until the Coast Guard showed up.
00:45:42.000 So they had to, like, they were fighting until another boat came.
00:45:45.800 And people got off the boat and then onto this boat and then ended the fight.
00:45:49.160 Yeah, the Coast Guard, like, escorted the ship to port.
00:45:51.440 And, like, the police had to talk to people.
00:45:53.460 And it was like, well, where did this happen, you know?
00:45:56.300 Here's some clips from before the fight popped off.
00:45:59.980 Here's some twerking, some censored twerking.
00:46:03.020 We had to censor this because one of the twerkers, I'd rather you say it.
00:46:08.280 One of the twerkers has a butt plug in.
00:46:11.000 And it's visible.
00:46:12.660 It's a see-through dress.
00:46:14.660 There's a butt plug in.
00:46:17.000 We're going to censor that because we don't want to show that kind of stuff.
00:46:20.440 But that's the kind of degenerate atmosphere that was happening on this lovely cruise ship.
00:46:24.860 At the 60-person fight.
00:46:25.700 What a nice vacation.
00:46:27.140 What happened?
00:46:27.940 Like, yeah.
00:46:28.420 Oh, and this is actually also at the end of their vacation.
00:46:31.160 So this is, like, day seven of the seven-day cruise.
00:46:33.600 You just went to the Bahamas, Turks and Caicos.
00:46:36.380 It's a great time, you know?
00:46:37.700 You're probably slowing down drinking, you know?
00:46:39.840 Oh, we've got to get back to reality soon.
00:46:42.080 Nope.
00:46:43.000 Brawl time.
00:46:43.860 Threesome and brawl time.
00:46:45.580 Caribbean's lovely in July, I'm sure.
00:46:47.640 That's so true.
00:46:50.500 That's actually a riff-raff crowd.
00:46:52.480 You've got to actually pay to go on spring break instead of, you know, waiting for the summer months.
00:46:57.280 Take a winter trip to the Bahamas.
00:47:00.120 I promise it's better.
00:47:01.640 Next is a Portland fight.
00:47:03.700 These homeless people are fighting in Portland.
00:47:07.440 There's a lady and a guy.
00:47:09.100 And this is actually proof that not every urban decay is black people.
00:47:14.040 People complain about that sometimes.
00:47:15.840 Do they?
00:47:16.520 Well, especially in culture.
00:47:18.000 Oh, gotcha.
00:47:18.680 They'll say, like, oh, there's, like, not much diversity in the urban decay section or whatever.
00:47:24.240 And it's, like, I just send the clips out as they come in.
00:47:28.420 Send me a video of a white guy doing something crazy and it will get posted.
00:47:32.300 Yeah, we'll post it.
00:47:33.500 And look at Cringe of the Week.
00:47:34.760 Do we ever say, oh, Cringe of the Week's all white people?
00:47:37.780 Exactly.
00:47:38.320 I don't say that.
00:47:39.200 Exactly.
00:47:39.480 And then, like, there's a different type of urban decay where it's needle, junkie, homeless.
00:47:45.740 That's often white people a lot.
00:47:47.640 A lot.
00:47:48.300 The San Francisco junkies, the, well, actually, San Francisco is a little different.
00:47:51.740 Half and half.
00:47:52.320 Because those, they hate Asians over there.
00:47:55.540 No, but, like, Portland, Seattle, those types, it's just, like, white, junkie street rats, like, stealing copper.
00:48:00.860 And we're never saying, oh, here's white people.
00:48:03.000 Oh, here's black people.
00:48:03.840 We're just playing the clips as they come in.
00:48:06.160 These Portland people are fighting.
00:48:07.660 In the background, you see their little homeless encampment, those little houses.
00:48:10.920 It's not these people are fighting.
00:48:12.540 It's this woman is backing up from an angry, shirtless man outside of his presumed home.
00:48:18.540 She's just facing him for the sole reason of not getting sucker punched.
00:48:22.160 And then, after their little altercation where he knocks the thing out of her hand, it pans up to the utopia.
00:48:31.540 Yeah.
00:48:32.020 Mini house.
00:48:33.580 Here's everyone's mini house.
00:48:34.940 The city probably paid 300K per mini house here.
00:48:37.360 That's what I was going to say.
00:48:38.360 It grossly mismanaged it.
00:48:39.520 It's like, oh, these mini houses, like, why are we giving mini houses to homeless?
00:48:42.900 Like, regular people need houses.
00:48:44.740 And people would say, oh, those houses are probably cheap to make.
00:48:48.440 I'm sure it was some corrupt contract where those houses are, like, 200K each.
00:48:51.820 I know.
00:48:52.260 A nice fat government contract to your brother-in-law.
00:48:55.020 Yeah, we could make $10 for $2 million.
00:48:57.340 Yep.
00:48:58.120 It's like $10 for $10 houses.
00:48:59.360 No bid, no competition.
00:49:00.240 Just like, all right, Mike, you got it.
00:49:02.140 Yeah, exactly.
00:49:04.720 Moving on.
00:49:05.640 And so, yes, we proved that Urban Decay isn't just black people.
00:49:10.400 Safe.
00:49:10.940 I feel insulted that people would say that.
00:49:13.860 Me too.
00:49:14.640 Moving on.
00:49:15.600 Look at this senator candidate twerking at the beach.
00:49:22.700 Oh, man.
00:49:23.620 So, this lady who's twerking here is a candidate for Senate.
00:49:28.180 And I think she's a state senator.
00:49:29.420 Rhode Island.
00:49:30.000 She's a state senator already in Rhode Island and running for re-election.
00:49:33.020 And she's running for re-election, yeah.
00:49:34.340 And she's the one who earlier in the year, or maybe earlier, yeah, earlier.
00:49:39.380 She sponsored a bill.
00:49:40.380 She sponsored a bill trying to teach kids about sex.
00:49:43.060 Queer, inclusive, pleasure-based sex.
00:49:45.240 Queer, inclusive, pleasure-based sex.
00:49:48.340 And you would hear that, queer, inclusive, pleasure-based sex for kids, education for kids, right?
00:49:55.040 So, you'd hear that, and you'd go, hmm, that doesn't sound right.
00:49:59.860 What else is this person up to?
00:50:01.920 What else do they find appropriate?
00:50:03.500 Yeah.
00:50:03.780 And then they're twerking at the beach.
00:50:05.220 On 4th of July, because they don't care.
00:50:06.960 There's nothing.
00:50:07.600 Nothing matters.
00:50:08.700 And then you can kind of start connecting the dots.
00:50:13.120 Correlation.
00:50:14.140 You come to some conclusions that maybe this person isn't the most responsible.
00:50:17.340 Not exactly qualified.
00:50:20.260 Not exactly like a candidate caliber, someone who should be in the House of Representatives or the Senate.
00:50:26.620 If those are the PR decisions you're making, what kind of law decisions are you making?
00:50:31.740 Yeah, exactly.
00:50:32.580 I'm going to guess not good.
00:50:33.480 Let's look into this person's other behavior and see if they're appropriate elsewhere.
00:50:37.620 Yeah.
00:50:37.880 Definitely not.
00:50:38.880 Speaking of that, speaking of looking and drawing connections, you see that drag queen who got arrested for 25 counts of child pornography?
00:50:44.960 Of course.
00:50:45.400 I just would be remiss if we didn't mention that.
00:50:48.160 Literal child predator drag queen.
00:50:50.560 Oh, and it was like an award-winning drag queen who had counseled LGBTQ youth.
00:50:55.880 Yeah.
00:50:56.440 Counseled them.
00:50:57.240 It's usually how it goes.
00:50:59.040 And if you want to pretend otherwise, you can just wait for the articles to come out.
00:51:04.280 Let them watch your kids.
00:51:05.620 Yeah.
00:51:06.360 Moving on.
00:51:07.220 Florida Chicken Man.
00:51:10.580 Yeah.
00:51:11.520 This is pretty good action.
00:51:12.620 And, yeah, this was a funny one.
00:51:15.600 One day when Nick says the rooster followed him and attacked him.
00:51:19.240 His neck flares up and he's doing his thing and he's trying to jump up at me.
00:51:24.540 He was trying to get the animal away.
00:51:26.720 And I tried to hit it, but the chicken's jumping up at me and I accidentally knocked it in the head.
00:51:32.120 You know, call it a lucky shot, whatever.
00:51:34.400 But when Dave Felice came home, all he saw was his rooster dead in a ditch.
00:51:40.160 I said I'm calling JSO.
00:51:41.320 I called JSO.
00:51:42.100 JSO didn't do nothing.
00:51:43.160 Then a couple days later, I realized I could call animal control.
00:51:46.240 And in late June, James Nix went to jail for animal cruelty.
00:51:50.620 Next thing you know, he calls the chicken police on me.
00:51:53.260 While the neighbors continue the fight, Nix says he never should have been arrested.
00:51:57.400 Chickens are dying every day.
00:51:58.620 People at churches, Popeye's, and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
00:52:01.640 That sounds like our friend Grantley, man.
00:52:03.020 That sounds like Grantley.
00:52:04.800 Chicken.
00:52:05.860 Yeah.
00:52:06.180 Never should have been arrested.
00:52:07.660 Very much a Florida man situation.
00:52:09.880 Yeah.
00:52:10.240 This type of guy.
00:52:11.160 When I was at Martha's Vineyard, I saw kind of similar.
00:52:14.460 I saw a buzzed head beard guy with tattoos smoking a cigarette, yelling at some fat lady in pajama pants holding a baby.
00:52:22.060 And I told my parents, I'm like, you see that?
00:52:24.400 That's like everyone in Florida.
00:52:25.620 Yeah.
00:52:26.100 That's Florida.
00:52:27.380 That's Florida right there.
00:52:29.500 Moving on.
00:52:30.220 And this next story, I want to say it's my favorite story of the episode, but it's the one I'm most excited to talk about.
00:52:38.220 Okay.
00:52:38.620 There were targets that are used in a police firing range in Michigan.
00:52:43.900 Yes.
00:52:44.240 And the targets are of people with guns or the same person, the same picture, but holding a cell phone or holding a baby.
00:52:52.440 And they swap them out and have all these different scenarios.
00:52:56.140 And then you shoot the targets of the bad guys with the guns.
00:52:59.300 They took a picture of two of the targets, which were black people, and then released it.
00:53:05.480 And we're like racist.
00:53:06.600 Michigan police shoots black people targets.
00:53:09.940 They're targeting black people, whatever.
00:53:12.260 And everyone's freaking out.
00:53:14.800 Baller alert posted on Instagram.
00:53:17.380 And they said, at this point, racism is getting heavier and heavier as if it's so hard.
00:53:24.120 And then we read the article.
00:53:26.300 Two of the 12 pictures that you fire at the target variations.
00:53:31.900 Two of the 12 target variations are black.
00:53:34.600 10 are white.
00:53:36.200 And that's in line with the percentage breakdown of the population.
00:53:41.580 So of the city's demographics, that's the percentage breakdown.
00:53:45.300 And so it's like, what?
00:53:46.460 You can't have a black person in a target as a target?
00:53:49.740 I guess that's what they're saying now, which is insane.
00:53:52.600 Which is weird.
00:53:53.400 Well, I'm going to actually say, go ahead.
00:53:55.600 You can't use white people now if you're black.
00:53:58.560 Oh.
00:53:59.100 So I just made that decision.
00:54:01.040 That would be racist.
00:54:02.180 It's racist.
00:54:03.020 You can't fire.
00:54:03.660 And it's like, oh, are black people not doing any crimes?
00:54:06.980 And the police are training to attack black people?
00:54:10.120 Let's pull up a random city in Michigan.
00:54:12.700 I don't know.
00:54:13.860 Detroit.
00:54:15.260 Hey, Detroit.
00:54:16.160 What percentage of the violent crimes are committed by black people?
00:54:21.660 Well, I have the Detroit murder rate by race here.
00:54:24.360 That works.
00:54:24.880 Let's look at that.
00:54:25.780 Black and African-American, 88.9%.
00:54:29.680 Interesting.
00:54:31.160 88.9%.
00:54:33.480 So it's basically.
00:54:35.540 That's high.
00:54:36.340 That's very high.
00:54:37.140 That means that 10 out of the 12 targets should be black, not white.
00:54:41.420 Right.
00:54:41.680 Nine of 10, basically.
00:54:42.760 Nine of 10.
00:54:43.480 10.
00:54:43.800 If you go based on the demographics of people committing the crimes.
00:54:47.320 Yeah.
00:54:47.520 But it's racist to shoot any black targets.
00:54:49.900 You can only shoot white targets, even though the people committing crimes at higher levels
00:54:54.060 than their racial breakdowns in society are black people.
00:54:58.140 80, almost 90% of the murders in Detroit are done by black people.
00:55:01.640 Well, why wouldn't 90% of the targets be black people?
00:55:06.060 I don't know.
00:55:07.160 That's what.
00:55:07.580 You're not allowed to do that.
00:55:08.480 Yeah.
00:55:08.900 That's racist.
00:55:09.900 Racism gets heavier and heavier every day.
00:55:12.520 It's like, hey, buddy, the target practice the police are taking is not the problem in
00:55:17.320 Michigan.
00:55:17.640 I would say the 90% black murder rate is.
00:55:22.540 Yeah.
00:55:23.140 If I'm weighing the two, one's pretty heavy.
00:55:26.040 One's pretty light.
00:55:28.020 One's one's about a piece of paper.
00:55:29.740 The other's about people dying.
00:55:31.600 Yeah.
00:55:32.040 So, yeah, the racism's heavy, but racism's heavy.
00:55:34.880 So is the death toll.
00:55:35.940 And then the head of the police had to apologize and say, like, we're taking a look at this.
00:55:40.780 This is not acceptable, blah, blah, blah.
00:55:43.440 And it's just like, oh, you can't you can't make black people a target.
00:55:46.480 You can't treat them like any other race specifically by how they're broken down racially in society.
00:55:54.140 So if it's 20 percent of the population, 20 percent of the targets are black people.
00:55:58.260 You can't do that anymore.
00:56:00.000 One of the funny things is they have these like the same guy, like the model or whatever,
00:56:05.620 the guy who's the image they're using, the black guy.
00:56:10.480 They have him holding like a can of soda and then like a cell phone, too.
00:56:14.480 So it's like supposed to be like a training exercise where you go, no, don't shoot.
00:56:17.760 He's got a cell phone.
00:56:19.180 Yeah.
00:56:19.580 And so it's like if you if you had a bunch of white cops just shooting at the guy with the cell phone,
00:56:23.820 I'd be like, all right, what are they up to?
00:56:25.340 But it's like, yeah, you shoot the black target no matter what he's got.
00:56:29.320 Exactly.
00:56:29.780 That would be racist.
00:56:30.420 And the white guy with the gun, you go, hey, what's that gun for?
00:56:33.220 What are you doing?
00:56:34.140 Put it in the store.
00:56:34.980 Put it down.
00:56:35.440 The guy's got a cell phone.
00:56:38.000 Bang, bang, bang.
00:56:38.980 Is that what's going on?
00:56:40.720 Is that what's going on?
00:56:41.860 It's the racism's getting heavy.
00:56:43.920 Baller alert.
00:56:44.840 Dude, I don't know.
00:56:45.480 I like when they do stuff like this because it just makes more people go, huh, they had
00:56:50.200 the percentages right.
00:56:52.040 You just took a picture of it and then you caused a stir online.
00:56:56.560 So I like it.
00:56:58.000 It actually exposes people.
00:56:59.200 If that's racism getting heavy, then America's in pretty good shape.
00:57:04.100 You're all good.
00:57:05.320 It's over.
00:57:06.200 These people want to be victims so bad.
00:57:07.940 I guess they just want to really blame white people for, I guess, their quality of life
00:57:14.060 or something.
00:57:14.800 I guess so.
00:57:15.740 It must be racism holding me back, not the fact that I can't do finance.
00:57:20.700 Yeah.
00:57:21.020 It must be racism, not the fact that I don't know SQL or I can't just be an engineer.
00:57:27.880 So, yeah, exactly.
00:57:30.320 That murder, the murder rate, the 88 percent or whatever committed by black people.
00:57:34.720 That's not a problem that we should look into.
00:57:36.920 It's the police training.
00:57:38.680 We should make the police.
00:57:39.920 It's the police paper training.
00:57:42.380 I'd be like, yo, is that are the police hitting it?
00:57:44.640 Are the police hitting the target?
00:57:46.300 Imagine if it was like all over the place and it's like, dude, I haven't even hit the
00:57:49.900 target.
00:57:50.360 It's like, that's a problem.
00:57:51.960 There's there's so many more levels of real problems before who's the guy on the piece
00:57:56.860 of paper.
00:57:57.280 It's so true.
00:57:58.600 Well, that's what people are worried about.
00:58:00.080 And that's why we have a podcast because it's a lot to talk about.
00:58:03.620 There's a lot to make fun of, I guess.
00:58:04.900 Yeah, it's fun.
00:58:05.920 All right.
00:58:06.260 So we're moving on.
00:58:07.260 We're getting into our next clip, which is actually very sad.
00:58:09.920 It's the crying World War Two vet who basically realized the country isn't what he fought
00:58:14.320 for.
00:58:15.620 And people don't realize what they have.
00:58:18.580 They bitch about it.
00:58:19.800 And then nowadays, I am so upset that the things we did and the things we fought for and the
00:58:29.680 boys that died for it, it's all gone down the drain.
00:58:34.720 Our country's gone to hell in a handbasket.
00:58:38.020 You're going to kill this guy because you want to be trans.
00:58:44.500 You're going to kill this veteran because you want to pretend to be a lady.
00:58:50.480 Yeah.
00:58:50.720 You're going to kill him from heartbreak.
00:58:52.440 Literally.
00:58:53.380 And it's like we always, everyone says you have to be nice to trans people because they're
00:58:56.500 suicidal.
00:58:57.300 What about our veterans?
00:58:58.780 Yeah.
00:58:59.020 Who didn't fought for no lady.
00:59:00.420 Go act like a man.
00:59:01.520 This guy watched his boys die.
00:59:03.700 So you can go put on a lady outfit and say, I'm a girl.
00:59:06.820 Call me a girl now.
00:59:07.900 What about our veterans?
00:59:10.060 Disrespectful.
00:59:10.620 Yeah.
00:59:10.960 Sad for the World War Two guys.
00:59:12.280 It's like 2016 to 19 as an old veteran would have been like a time.
00:59:18.300 Like, I don't want to say a good time to die.
00:59:20.700 It's like kind of a dark statement.
00:59:22.180 But it's like if you're an old man veteran and you saw Trump take over and America get
00:59:25.700 on the right course.
00:59:26.480 Getting back to our values.
00:59:27.720 You can kind of like, you can kind of go in peace.
00:59:31.220 Yeah.
00:59:31.920 Now these guys, whoever's left from World War Two is seeing what the country is.
00:59:35.920 And it's like, you're going to not, you're going to die sad, which is horrible.
00:59:39.840 Yeah.
00:59:40.280 Poor guy.
00:59:40.880 We love our veterans.
00:59:42.040 I respect that guy.
00:59:43.080 We can't get too down.
00:59:44.920 We can't get too down.
00:59:46.900 We have to be up.
00:59:48.120 That's not even urban decay.
00:59:49.200 That's like, that's American societal decay right there.
00:59:52.360 Which is basically what that section has become.
00:59:54.200 Yeah.
00:59:54.660 But don't fret.
00:59:55.860 Do not let it keep you down.
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01:01:28.120 Let's get back to Uplifting Gold.
01:01:30.280 Okay.
01:01:30.940 So first clip of Uplifting Gold.
01:01:33.540 Let's start with the broken leg kid.
01:01:36.960 This kid's got a broken leg.
01:01:39.680 And his dad's home.
01:01:41.400 And he's running to go see him.
01:01:44.040 He's got that little broken leg.
01:01:45.620 Why is his arm out like that?
01:01:46.880 Is that his balancing?
01:01:47.940 He needs a little balancing.
01:01:49.240 Yeah, that's hilarious.
01:01:50.940 And then that's it.
01:01:52.020 That's like a nice, you know, that's a nice American scene right there.
01:01:55.120 That's something that veteran fought for.
01:01:56.580 That's worth millions of dollars right there.
01:01:59.740 Little kids running at you.
01:02:01.220 Yep.
01:02:01.660 Calling you dad when you're coming home from a business trip.
01:02:03.780 That's pure Americana.
01:02:04.880 Pure Americana.
01:02:06.120 And yeah, that veteran from the last segment should watch Uplifting Gold.
01:02:09.920 And I think he'd feel better.
01:02:10.920 Yeah.
01:02:11.180 But maybe not every Uplifting Gold because sometimes it's confusing.
01:02:14.120 Sometimes it's not Uplifting Gold at all.
01:02:15.840 It's just a bit.
01:02:16.380 Next clip, Blackjack, Big Bet, Blackjack.
01:02:23.060 Blackjack hand.
01:02:24.320 Big Bet for the big man.
01:02:25.760 Yeah.
01:02:26.300 Big Bet for the big man.
01:02:27.600 He's putting everything he's got on this hand.
01:02:29.620 Which is relatable.
01:02:30.620 You know, you're playing all day.
01:02:31.820 You're up, you're down.
01:02:32.740 You're kind of burned out.
01:02:33.980 Some bad beats, some decent wins.
01:02:35.860 Assuming those are $25 green chips and then $5 reds, that's like $2,000 maybe on one hand.
01:02:42.980 Yep.
01:02:43.240 I like that.
01:02:44.960 The dealer calls the floor guy over to see if he can bet it.
01:02:48.260 Always a good sign.
01:02:49.620 Ace.
01:02:50.600 Ace.
01:02:51.240 Good luck.
01:02:52.680 10.
01:02:53.040 21.
01:02:54.900 That's the dream.
01:02:55.920 That is the dream.
01:02:57.380 And I know the feeling.
01:02:58.500 You're down, you're up, you're down.
01:03:01.040 You're having a long day at the casino and you say, you know what?
01:03:03.760 Let's just put all the money on one hand and either have a great day at the casino or let's go home.
01:03:08.300 Yeah.
01:03:08.960 So that's probably a $5,000 hand or something like that?
01:03:11.620 Yeah.
01:03:11.920 I've definitely been there.
01:03:13.620 Next clip.
01:03:14.380 Have you?
01:03:15.500 5K hands?
01:03:16.340 No.
01:03:16.640 Not 5K hands, but I've definitely said, you know what?
01:03:19.280 Let's just put it all on one hand and see what happens.
01:03:21.700 What happened?
01:03:23.020 Usually loose.
01:03:23.920 Yeah.
01:03:24.340 I don't think I've ever had a situation like that where I've done a true double up.
01:03:27.640 So true.
01:03:28.940 Yeah.
01:03:29.220 I don't want to get into my gambling.
01:03:33.480 Maybe a bonus land.
01:03:34.500 Next clip.
01:03:37.200 Playboy Cardi, someone I've never heard of, falls off the stage.
01:03:42.120 Yep.
01:03:42.860 So he's going backwards.
01:03:44.280 He's walking backwards, doing a little walk.
01:03:47.740 Oh.
01:03:48.160 And what do we always say here on the show?
01:03:51.200 You don't walk backwards on stage when you're doing a performance because the stage is nine
01:03:56.600 feet high.
01:03:57.720 Is that what we always say?
01:03:59.120 No.
01:03:59.580 If you play things backwards, it's not as bad.
01:04:03.540 Life is about perspective and the way we look at things.
01:04:06.120 One man's brutal stage fail is another man's grand, gravity-defying entrance.
01:04:13.320 70-inch vertical.
01:04:14.860 Here we go.
01:04:16.260 Show.
01:04:17.180 Yeah.
01:04:17.860 We're having a show.
01:04:19.300 We're back, baby.
01:04:21.320 Oh, man.
01:04:22.040 Next clip.
01:04:22.540 Fight with the bird.
01:04:23.280 This guy's got a little bird arch nemesis that he sees every day.
01:04:27.400 Comes out to his car.
01:04:29.900 Fulk you.
01:04:30.480 Fulk you.
01:04:31.900 Fulk you.
01:04:32.980 Fulk you.
01:04:34.180 Fulk you.
01:04:35.100 Fulk you.
01:04:35.720 Fulk you.
01:04:36.740 Fulk you.
01:04:37.560 Fulk you.
01:04:38.240 So this guy fights with this bird every day.
01:04:40.280 Shut up.
01:04:40.800 Shut up.
01:04:41.440 Shut up.
01:04:42.500 Shut up.
01:04:43.920 But I would argue that that bird is his friend.
01:04:46.640 Yeah.
01:04:46.920 Those are boys.
01:04:47.940 Those are boys just beefing with each other, right?
01:04:50.000 The bird stays and lets him pose as well.
01:04:52.140 Yeah.
01:04:52.540 That bird's your friend.
01:04:53.980 That's like the guy in Harry Potter who you think is bad the whole time, then he's the
01:04:58.120 good guy who was loyal and had your back and you didn't even know.
01:05:01.000 True.
01:05:01.520 It's like that.
01:05:02.120 I don't watch Harry Potter, obviously.
01:05:03.680 I don't even know who you're referencing.
01:05:04.880 The guy with no nose, I think.
01:05:06.820 Snape?
01:05:07.840 Voldemort?
01:05:09.500 You know the names?
01:05:10.940 Draco Malfoy?
01:05:12.040 Oh, jeez.
01:05:13.160 Malfoy's dad?
01:05:14.100 That's so embarrassing.
01:05:14.760 The bad guy from the Patriot?
01:05:16.380 You're the one who's referencing Harry Potter, dude.
01:05:18.540 Well, I've never seen it or known to me about it.
01:05:20.180 It's a book in fourth grade and that's where it ended.
01:05:22.740 One book.
01:05:23.780 I got the book given to me and it was like the same age and it was very popular and I put
01:05:28.060 the book under my bed in between my bed, my mattress and the box spring.
01:05:32.520 Yeah.
01:05:32.800 And then I said that it got taken out of my backpack by somebody because it was back when
01:05:36.640 it was like super popular and like my book got stolen, I said.
01:05:39.300 So you wouldn't have to read it.
01:05:40.600 So you wouldn't have to read it.
01:05:41.560 I don't like shit like that.
01:05:42.760 Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter.
01:05:45.340 It's all stupid science fiction.
01:05:46.660 I don't believe in it.
01:05:47.600 That's fair.
01:05:48.300 That's fine.
01:05:48.800 I think there's value and good and there can be good stories, but the way people go obsessed
01:05:55.740 and go crazy is obviously a dark, slippery web of lies.
01:06:00.760 Nice.
01:06:01.360 Moving on.
01:06:02.300 Ilhan Omar got booed off of the stage, or booed on stage.
01:06:06.900 She didn't even leave for 10 minutes at a Muslim concert in Minnesota.
01:06:10.860 Yeah.
01:06:11.340 So they had a Muslim concert in Minnesota.
01:06:12.800 I think it was a Somali concert.
01:06:14.880 Yeah.
01:06:15.320 And they're all Muslim.
01:06:16.300 Yeah.
01:06:16.580 Yeah.
01:06:16.680 So Somali concert, they had Ilhan Omar on stage and they booed for 10 minutes straight.
01:06:23.180 And Ilhan Omar is out there going like this, trying to get everyone to, all right, come
01:06:26.060 down, come down.
01:06:27.300 I know.
01:06:27.960 And then they just did not stop, booed her the whole time.
01:06:31.540 It makes you wonder who voted for her.
01:06:33.460 Yeah.
01:06:33.700 I thought that was who elected her.
01:06:35.500 I thought that was like the swing electorate.
01:06:37.400 Yeah.
01:06:37.760 Now you're telling me it's just white women, liberal guilt, white women.
01:06:41.380 So now I don't buy it.
01:06:42.900 Now I think there's some fraud going on immediately.
01:06:45.820 Maybe guess.
01:06:46.760 If I had to maybe guess, I would guess.
01:06:49.560 You can't astroturf a crowd, right?
01:06:51.740 That's the lesson here.
01:06:52.900 Trump gets, you know, a crazy good crowd.
01:06:55.500 They go wild.
01:06:56.640 Ilhan Omar.
01:06:57.720 You can't fake it.
01:06:58.600 What is supposed to be your constituency?
01:07:00.220 You cannot fake it.
01:07:01.200 Um, my thing is I was extremely happy when I watched this video for the first time is
01:07:06.360 a lot of times when someone gets booed, there's cheers and booze and it's kind of just like
01:07:10.840 a deeper, darker cheer.
01:07:13.540 But this was like, it got to that.
01:07:16.000 And then it went, boom.
01:07:18.300 Just like this.
01:07:19.540 Full boo, undeniable.
01:07:21.220 And it's interesting.
01:07:23.540 Obviously, we're always convinced that the Muslims are marginalized people.
01:07:28.140 They're oppressed.
01:07:29.120 They need Democrats to save them or whatever.
01:07:31.800 And it's kind of like a peek behind the curtain, like a heat check.
01:07:35.480 And it's like, eh, the Muslims aren't even on Ilhan Omar's side.
01:07:38.920 Well, that's part of what the left does is they get the, uh, minority or the, the ethnic,
01:07:45.880 like particular person, you know, and obviously there's a Somali community in Minnesota.
01:07:50.540 And so they get her and then do whatever they want with her.
01:07:56.120 They do the, the same Democrat agenda that they airdrop into small town USA, all that.
01:08:01.740 And turns out it goes against the Somali identity, which is Muslim.
01:08:05.660 And it's like, yeah, no, we don't, we kind of don't support you at all doing just what
01:08:09.900 the white leftist wants you to do.
01:08:11.960 A hundred percent.
01:08:12.680 So it kind of becomes that weird thing where it's fake, you know?
01:08:17.520 Um, and then they get exposed.
01:08:19.300 It's like you in live time, see it, you couldn't do this from a stage.
01:08:22.980 You could do this on social media.
01:08:24.520 You can do this from your office.
01:08:26.180 But when you're in front of like 5,000 people who are just purely reacting to you being on
01:08:32.680 stage, it's like, you kind of get a heat check for what your constituents think about
01:08:37.460 you.
01:08:37.760 Absolutely.
01:08:38.120 And you kind of see behind the curtain and yeah, uh, maybe we got a bad, uh, Muslims got
01:08:43.480 a bad rap.
01:08:44.060 I think I've, you know, we always say 9-11 Muslims, whatever Muslims are whatever.
01:08:50.260 Not good people.
01:08:51.220 People would say, I don't think that Muslims, uh, allow any drag queen story hour.
01:08:56.940 Uh, yeah, Catholic priests are talking about abortion and gay marriage and how tolerance
01:09:03.080 and it's like, no, buddy, that's against our religion and Islam actually stands up to
01:09:08.680 it where Christianity is just like, no, we have the globalist Pope.
01:09:12.760 We're Catholic.
01:09:13.560 Yeah.
01:09:13.820 I respect that.
01:09:14.980 But we're always, yeah, we're always told that, you know, Muslims are this group that's
01:09:19.080 so different from us, but it's like, that's weird.
01:09:21.620 As conservatives, we're almost aligning more with Muslims than we are with whatever Ilhan
01:09:26.160 Omar and the Democrats are up to.
01:09:28.160 Hey, they play defense.
01:09:29.980 They're trying to protect the kids.
01:09:31.280 They don't, they don't fuck around with when it comes to like.
01:09:33.560 No degenerate shit.
01:09:34.680 Degeneracy.
01:09:35.240 Yeah.
01:09:35.560 So that's something I can respect and I can admire from another group without becoming a
01:09:40.980 Muslim.
01:09:41.600 Yeah.
01:09:41.840 Still don't really like the religion.
01:09:43.700 Yeah.
01:09:44.220 Not a huge fan of the religion in general.
01:09:47.200 Of the ideologies.
01:09:47.700 But in politics, it seems like we have the same enemy, us and the Muslims, which is interesting.
01:09:54.260 Taking us to our last clip of Uplifting Gold, a prayer.
01:09:57.900 We're going to end it on a prayer, a NASCAR prayer, though.
01:10:01.560 A Ricky Bobby type prayer, though.
01:10:05.000 Heavenly Father, we thank you tonight for all your blessings you said in all things give thanks.
01:10:10.240 So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us.
01:10:15.020 Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyotas.
01:10:17.340 Thank you for the Fords.
01:10:18.940 And most of all, we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we
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01:10:37.440 Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking hot wife tonight, Lisa.
01:10:41.760 My two children, Eli and Emma.
01:10:43.980 Lord, as we like to call on the little E's, Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use
01:10:49.420 them tonight.
01:10:50.520 May they put on a performance worthy of this great track.
01:10:54.020 In Jesus' name, boogity, boogity, boogity.
01:10:57.160 Amen.
01:10:57.480 That's the boogity, boogity, boogity.
01:10:59.080 Let me answer this a little bit.
01:11:00.540 Good for him, man.
01:11:01.360 Yeah.
01:11:01.700 For his smoking hot wife.
01:11:03.020 I pray for my smoking hot wife as well.
01:11:05.100 Wherever she is out there, I pray for her.
01:11:07.780 What do you think she's doing right now?
01:11:09.200 Just waiting for me to find her.
01:11:10.440 She's sitting alone in a dark room, waiting for me to knock on the door and say, I'm ready
01:11:14.320 for marriage now.
01:11:16.320 I'm sure she is.
01:11:17.500 Yep.
01:11:18.080 Absolutely.
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