Fleccas Talks Podcast - MIGRANT SHAM-POO

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fleck and Socks, a podcast episode 225 today on the show.

00:00:07.400 Joe Biden is getting flagrant with his pardons.

00:00:10.740 We're going to show you who's getting off for what.

00:00:13.260 Then we have some new compelling explanations for what the alien ships are.

00:00:17.600 And we have footage from 50 years ago that looks very familiar.

00:00:21.780 Then in cringe of the week, we have a firefighter who changed his gender in order to meet the 0.85

00:00:26.620 physical standards and it worked.

00:00:28.500 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have our list of the top 20 words that could

00:00:34.720 also be black people names.

00:00:37.220 All this and more.

00:00:38.000 It's Fleck Us Talks, a podcast episode 225, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

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00:00:53.540 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing

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00:03:00.480 And, yeah, we're getting into our final week before Christmas.

00:03:03.280 It's beginning to look a lot like crimen now.

00:03:05.080 Yeah.

00:03:05.360 And I see you switch back to best news podcast of all time, which I like.

00:03:09.500 Some fans, after you teased it one time, some fans are like, where'd it go?

00:03:13.280 What happened?

00:03:13.900 So people, I think people like it.

00:03:15.580 People listen.

00:03:16.420 Yeah.

00:03:16.660 It makes them go crazy.

00:03:17.620 I know.

00:03:19.060 It is the best news podcast of all time, potentially.

00:03:22.220 Yeah.

00:03:22.540 It has the potential.

00:03:24.160 All right.

00:03:24.600 We have a lot to get to today.

00:03:26.320 A packed show.

00:03:27.340 It's going to go maybe a little bit long, but it's the last week before crima.

00:03:31.020 Yep.

00:03:31.280 So whatever happens, happens.

00:03:32.860 Our first story of the day, not the most important, but maybe the most important to me.

00:03:37.800 Jimmy Carter, age 100, will skip Donald Trump's inauguration, joining growing list of Dems.

00:03:44.140 Jimmy Carter is persona non grata.

00:03:47.700 Once Trump takes power, he's the first guy to go down.

00:03:51.520 Him and that wife, Betty Crocker or whatever.

00:03:53.840 No, no.

00:03:55.540 I mean, he's dead. 0.51

00:03:56.780 He's like a dead man. 0.67

00:03:57.900 He's not making decisions.

00:03:59.240 It's like, yeah, the people around Jimmy Carter decided, no, we're not making the trip from Georgia to D.C. to drag him around.

00:04:05.300 It's not like a decision or he laid the hammer down or has a quote.

00:04:09.520 So it's more difficult to move a bag of bones like that.

00:04:12.240 Yeah, but hey, to be fair, there are a growing list of Dems who are skipping the inauguration, these people who will have no say in the administration.

00:04:21.020 So I get it.

00:04:22.400 I wouldn't want to go either.

00:04:23.820 Oh, my biggest political enemy just stomped me out in public, and now I'm going to go sit there with like next to George Bush or something?

00:04:30.180 That's true.

00:04:30.840 And to be fair, if your life is mostly just like, yeah, I wouldn't want to get like dragged places.

00:04:37.180 Me too.

00:04:37.360 I'd be like, let's just stay in the house unless it's something really important.

00:04:40.960 Yeah, I'm not going in public if my mouth is gaping open and I can't even speak.

00:04:45.540 But that being said, if he needs to go to jail, he needs to go to jail.

00:04:50.000 Jimmy Carter hasn't been in power in like an administration.

00:04:52.900 Whatever Project 2025 says to do with him gets done.

00:04:56.520 All right.

00:04:57.160 All right.

00:04:57.760 That's you.

00:04:58.900 I stand by it.

00:05:00.160 All right.

00:05:00.800 Justin Trudeau may be resigning or thinking about it.

00:05:03.740 Benny Johnson tweeted, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is reportedly weighing resignation as tensions rise after the country's finance minister steps down.

00:05:11.740 Yeah.

00:05:12.080 And I'm not going to pretend to fully understand the Canadian landscape of politics. 0.99

00:05:16.920 We obviously know Trudeau is a globalist leftist pussy. 0.99

00:05:20.700 And I don't know the odds. 0.99

00:05:23.120 There's like betting markets that are saying it looks like he's going to step down.

00:05:27.140 What do you think?

00:05:28.380 I think he's an F slur.

00:05:29.840 Yep.

00:05:30.820 That's implied.

00:05:31.820 So I want him to step down.

00:05:33.720 He's a theater kid.

00:05:35.060 The installation of the theater kids into the government was like beta tested in Canada with him years ago.

00:05:40.280 And it worked.

00:05:41.160 Yeah.

00:05:41.420 And then they ran that play in all the other Western countries.

00:05:44.380 The only thing that doesn't make sense to me is those types of people who are universally hated or have approval ratings that are so bad, they just kind of stick it out.

00:05:52.860 And they just eat the bullets, eat the punches.

00:05:54.880 You know?

00:05:55.240 It's just like the proverbial bullets, obviously.

00:05:58.460 But, oh, geez.

00:06:00.260 You, Jimmy Carter, me, Trudeau.

00:06:02.060 But, like, you know, those aren't the type of people who go like, oh, I'm finally listening to what the people want.

00:06:06.880 Like, he ushered in the worst, like, Indian migrant crisis in Canadian history. 1.00

00:06:11.560 He's in on it.

00:06:12.640 Once you're in on it, why would you ever say, all right, you guys can have it back?

00:06:16.620 Yeah, you caught me.

00:06:17.520 That doesn't ring true to me.

00:06:18.720 So I don't know.

00:06:19.520 I'm not fully convinced.

00:06:20.780 And then the young people in Canada seem to be catching on to Justin Trudeau's true ways.

00:06:25.320 This guy was going for a jog and ran into him.

00:06:27.480 And look what happened.

00:06:28.320 Justin.

00:06:28.680 Look at this, man.

00:06:34.640 He's got to resign for that.

00:06:36.180 He got so embarrassed.

00:06:37.300 Yeah, that guy agrees with you on the F-slur part. 1.00

00:06:40.420 Yeah, that's why we put it in the show.

00:06:42.640 All right.

00:06:43.220 Jill Biden was hosting some sort of tacky Christmas celebration with all the plastic stuff they put up at the White House. 1.00

00:06:49.780 And there were a bunch of kids there.

00:06:51.600 And I have a feeling one of these kids' parents is a Trump supporter.

00:07:00.260 Hello.

00:07:01.280 How are you?

00:07:02.480 Hi.

00:07:03.400 Happy holidays.

00:07:04.820 Hi.

00:07:05.140 Happy Christmas.

00:07:06.420 Happy Christmas.

00:07:07.860 Yes.

00:07:09.140 Yep.

00:07:10.060 We got her.

00:07:10.820 And she handled it well.

00:07:12.120 Yeah.

00:07:12.240 And to be honest, out of all the Bidens, I think I probably like her the best.

00:07:17.820 And then Hunter.

00:07:19.200 Okay.

00:07:20.200 All right.

00:07:21.200 You know, she's not fully in on the political stuff.

00:07:24.400 She was kind of just dealing with it because it was thrust upon her.

00:07:28.180 Like she's not scheming, you know, in any way.

00:07:30.420 Joe Biden was in the bed that he made.

00:07:32.560 But I think she is like maybe someone who voted for Trump and maybe a more normal person.

00:07:38.140 Okay.

00:07:38.560 I don't know.

00:07:39.240 I don't know if I agree with that.

00:07:40.560 Christmas spirit.

00:07:41.660 She at least corrected herself.

00:07:43.180 And I also saw just anecdotally, I saw social media clips.

00:07:46.680 Obviously, the White House had their Christmas party over this past weekend.

00:07:50.660 And it's their last one for a while.

00:07:52.140 They know everyone's losing jobs.

00:07:53.720 It's kind of like an eerie.

00:07:55.440 That has to be an eerie feeling.

00:07:56.980 Like, hey, we didn't really accomplish much.

00:07:59.800 We're done.

00:08:00.420 We're not allowed back in for four years.

00:08:02.620 And Merry Christmas, though.

00:08:04.260 Yeah.

00:08:04.420 Why didn't anyone vote for us?

00:08:05.440 You can't say Merry Christmas, though.

00:08:06.520 Just say Happy Holidays.

00:08:07.420 It's a holiday party.

00:08:08.480 I don't know why no one wants us to do it anymore.

00:08:10.360 It's crazy.

00:08:11.760 All right.

00:08:12.240 Let's get to the story of the day.

00:08:15.380 Biden's pardons getting out of hand.

00:08:18.900 We have a list here of all the other presidential pardons, number-wise.

00:08:22.600 And look how his compares to others.

00:08:24.560 Yeah.

00:08:24.940 JFK, 575.

00:08:26.340 Lyndon B. Johnson, 1,100.

00:08:27.980 Richard Nixon, just under 1,000.

00:08:30.440 Gerald Ford, 400.

00:08:32.140 Everyone's in that range, you know, 400, 500.

00:08:35.560 George H.W. Bush, 77.

00:08:37.980 Light.

00:08:38.560 That's a Grinch.

00:08:39.440 That's feeling Grinch-y.

00:08:41.140 Because I don't know, stay in jail.

00:08:43.140 Obama had close to 2,000.

00:08:45.040 He's the next highest on this list.

00:08:46.900 Donald Trump, 237.

00:08:48.420 That number's about to go up.

00:08:49.800 Mm-hmm.

00:08:50.360 And Joe Biden, 8,062.

00:08:53.620 And he still has 36 days left.

00:08:55.740 8,000.

00:08:56.660 Thousands and thousands of pardons.

00:08:58.820 Yeah.

00:08:59.100 He 4X'd the next highest, which was Obama.

00:09:02.480 4X'd the next highest.

00:09:04.160 And then when you go through the people and what they did, it doesn't make a lot of sense.

00:09:08.980 And if you look at it normally, it doesn't make a lot of sense.

00:09:11.980 But when you think about Joe Biden and the crime family, it makes more sense.

00:09:15.280 Can you read some of these examples?

00:09:16.700 Yeah.

00:09:16.960 Biden granted clemency to Rita Crundwell.

00:09:19.280 She embezzled over $53 million from the city of Dixon, Illinois, for over 22 years in what

00:09:25.260 the Department of Justice described as the largest theft of public funds in state history.

00:09:31.200 Clemency for her.

00:09:32.260 She's good to go.

00:09:33.580 Jacqueline Mills stole millions of dollars from a taxpayer-funded USDA program to feed 1.00

00:09:38.160 poor children in Arkansas.

00:09:40.160 Joe Biden just granted her clemency.

00:09:42.460 Congrats.

00:09:43.060 He commuted the prison sentence of Mira Satchdiva, a cancer doctor who diluted chemo drugs to

00:09:50.620 patients as part of an $8 million Medicare fraud.

00:09:54.100 Also reused old needles, leading to a lawsuit by a patient who claimed he contracted HIV.

00:10:00.920 She's good to go.

00:10:01.800 So picking on the people with cancer, just diluting their treatment a little bit and then

00:10:06.300 stealing public funds so far.

00:10:08.020 And people who give people AIDS.

00:10:10.020 Yeah.

00:10:10.220 And then here's another headline.

00:10:12.160 One victim shocked after Biden grants clemency to Kids for Cash judge and $54 million embezzler.

00:10:19.280 If you don't remember that story, that was a former Pennsylvania judge.

00:10:23.400 He was convicted in 2011 in what was called Kids for Cash scandal, where he basically took

00:10:28.600 kickbacks from for-profit detention centers in exchange for wrongly sending juveniles to

00:10:33.500 their facilities.

00:10:34.920 It was like really young kids on very petty crimes.

00:10:37.940 And he'd just be like, yeah, that's a year.

00:10:39.780 And it was getting cash envelopes on the side.

00:10:41.900 So like people who are criminals who are pretty irredeemable, right?

00:10:45.920 Yeah.

00:10:46.240 A lot of those things, they weren't like, oh, marijuana is a little different now.

00:10:50.180 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:50.660 The guy had a joint, you know, whatever they say.

00:10:52.880 Public perception hasn't changed on imprisoning children wrongfully, right? 0.83

00:10:56.660 Like crazy.

00:10:57.660 Maybe we could use some more children imprisonment with how things have gone.

00:11:01.620 Yeah.

00:11:01.840 And then I do want to say that some of these people, like it wasn't necessarily hard time

00:11:08.320 life in prison.

00:11:09.380 A lot of these people, because it's a volume play.

00:11:12.740 He did 8,000 over 8,000, obviously.

00:11:15.240 And some of them had kind of middling sentences like that Cashford kids judge.

00:11:20.120 He was on house arrest who had been since released during COVID.

00:11:24.040 So he was just on house arrest.

00:11:25.820 And he was on house arrest through 2026.

00:11:27.640 So it's not like he had that much left.

00:11:31.060 You're not saving him for much.

00:11:32.460 So why do it, right?

00:11:34.460 I don't even think Joe Biden knows what day it is, what time it is, what he had for breakfast.

00:11:39.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:41.280 And so it's one of those things where why would you do it?

00:11:44.320 Because the guy's going to be off in a little bit anyway.

00:11:47.560 And then so you rephrase it again.

00:11:49.480 So why would you do it?

00:11:50.660 Yeah.

00:11:50.940 You know?

00:11:51.400 I think his staffers just go like this.

00:11:53.200 And then he can just sign this one too.

00:11:54.580 Yeah.

00:11:54.760 And then this one too.

00:11:55.860 And he just goes, yeah.

00:11:58.480 Busy day at the office.

00:11:59.920 Yeah.

00:12:00.080 It's kind of like the fat old lady here making her grandma vote for Kamala Harris. 0.97

00:12:03.700 Keep the pen in your hand. 0.95

00:12:05.240 Get the pen in your hand.

00:12:06.520 And it's right here.

00:12:07.960 This is Joe Biden commuting prisoner sentences.

00:12:10.920 And then so 8,000, it's just like who are his staffers' personal friends?

00:12:17.460 Who do they owe favors to?

00:12:19.000 Who are they like trying to get a leg up with for their transition to not having a job anymore?

00:12:26.360 So, I mean, it raises questions. 0.99

00:12:28.960 It's a lot of scumbag people. 0.99

00:12:31.080 And I don't know. 1.00

00:12:32.160 This guy, Joe Biden, doesn't fucking care. 0.99

00:12:34.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:34.820 He does not care.

00:12:35.640 His reputation. 0.99

00:12:36.340 He doesn't give a shit what happens. 0.99

00:12:37.720 It's all over. 0.99

00:12:38.520 And then with that mindset, it would make sense for him to pardon himself, his brother, and Hunter, which he already did.

00:12:45.780 Yeah.

00:12:45.960 And then there's not a conspiracy theory.

00:12:48.060 There's just like a compelling theory about that exact thing.

00:12:51.340 Can you read that tweet?

00:12:52.380 Yeah.

00:12:52.620 What are the chances Joe Biden will pardon himself, his brother, or the seven other family members who got millions from China, Russia, and Ukraine?

00:12:59.760 You know, the money they funneled through 20 shell companies to a total of nine family members, prompting six banks to file over 170 suspicious activity reports, with the Treasury Department suspecting money laundering, tax fraud, and other criminal activities.

00:13:16.080 So, yeah, he's got his homies are kind of entangled. 0.99

00:13:20.500 There's a little entanglement.

00:13:21.840 There is entanglement.

00:13:22.860 And then we have like the old texts that were released and went public from Hunter Biden.

00:13:27.340 And a couple of them kind of allude to the crime family actions that were going on.

00:13:32.000 Yeah.

00:13:32.320 The most famous one is, I'm sitting here with my father, and we would like to understand why the commitment made has not been fulfilled.

00:13:38.880 Tell the director that I would like to resolve this now before it gets out of hand.

00:13:42.840 And now means tonight.

00:13:43.940 And Z, if I get a call or text from anyone involved in this other than you, Zhang, or the chairman, I will make certain that between the man sitting next to me, his father, and every person he knows in my ability to forever hold a grudge that you will regret not following my direction.

00:13:59.120 Good for Hunter.

00:14:00.460 I mean, yo, that's a textbook strong arm.

00:14:03.160 I don't know if there's a lawyer involved making sure he has plausible deniability when he's writing that text.

00:14:07.620 It's the man sitting next to me.

00:14:08.740 It's the weekend from Vernie's guy. 0.99

00:14:10.300 Yeah, the guy whose hand is being puppeted to sign clemency and shit. 0.84

00:14:13.320 I mean, that's obviously old, but yeah, I don't know. 0.89

00:14:16.860 There could be some late-game pardons.

00:14:19.160 In my opinion, if Joe Biden on the way out pardons himself, his brother, everyone involved in the money laundering,

00:14:28.540 a slow clap, that's a clean op, that's a heist, that's an Italian job, 1.00

00:14:34.480 and on the last day, I'll pardon all of us, and we walk out with millions.

00:14:38.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:39.280 They go, oh, you crazy son of a bitch, this just might work. 1.00

00:14:42.340 That's some henchman shit, dude. 1.00

00:14:43.700 That's some boss-level henchman shit, and obviously he's a scumbag, but you know. 1.00

00:14:47.660 If you can pull it off, you can pull it off. 1.00

00:14:49.320 I agree.

00:14:50.020 Let's get to our next story. 0.95

00:14:51.620 ABC is going to pay Trump $15 million because George Stephanopoulos said that he raped somebody.

00:14:57.700 Yeah, there's some specific verbiage that doesn't matter, but yeah, ABC do apologize to Trump and forced to pay $15 million to settle defamation suit,

00:15:07.160 and I think that $15 million is going to Trump's national library that will be created after his next term.

00:15:15.040 Good, and then Cernovich had a tweet that gave us some insight into why they settled.

00:15:19.600 He said George Stephanopoulos was set to sit for a four-hour deposition and have his emails subject to discovery.

00:15:26.200 That's why they settled the case, to prevent people from learning how much ABC News lies.

00:15:31.260 Yeah.

00:15:31.980 I wouldn't want to show how the meat is, the sausage is made either if I was ABC.

00:15:36.980 I'd say, oh, $15 million to keep everything a secret? Great.

00:15:39.440 Exactly.

00:15:40.180 All right, speaking of sausage, Rick Grinnell, he has a new job within the presidential campaign or the whatever it's called.

00:15:47.360 The administration.

00:15:48.760 President Trump has announced Rick Grinnell will serve as his presidential envoy for special missions.

00:15:53.680 Rick will serve in the hottest spots around the world, including Venezuela and North Korea, Trump says.

00:15:59.480 So the presidential envoy for special missions.

00:16:02.360 I'm assuming the presidential missions are going to be getting poppers and pina coladas and some sort of cabana boy. 0.95

00:16:09.640 It's going to be like a cabana boy to Tulum. 0.99

00:16:12.240 An all-male resort in Venezuela or something. 0.99

00:16:15.120 Hey, and you know what?

00:16:16.780 It's a funny joke.

00:16:17.820 It is a funny joke.

00:16:19.240 Thailand.

00:16:19.800 He really wants to go to Thailand.

00:16:20.800 Can we do an operation in Thailand?

00:16:23.480 But him saying the location, it's like, we really got to get to Costa Rica this time of year.

00:16:28.980 It's like, is something going on there?

00:16:30.440 And it's like, yeah, there's a lot of stuff.

00:16:33.080 Haven't you heard?

00:16:33.820 Oh, I don't know.

00:16:34.440 I think they're moving arms through there. 0.97

00:16:36.780 And so Rick Grinnell is obviously a gay man. 0.95

00:16:41.080 And this is funny joke. 0.93

00:16:42.600 It's a funny joke.

00:16:43.640 It's a funny joke.

00:16:44.140 We're not being serious.

00:16:45.000 The difference between Trump and Biden and men, when Trump selects someone, it's because the person does something.

00:16:52.440 It's not because they're a twink who wears a wig or does X, Y, Z like it happened in the Biden and men.

00:16:58.460 So Rick Grinnell is actually probably do something.

00:17:01.140 But this, you know, at a certain point, Trump's appointments and the jobs he's giving people can sometimes be insulting.

00:17:08.680 Like he sent Kimberly Guilfoyle to Greece. 0.99

00:17:12.520 He said, get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:17:13.680 Go to Greece. 0.99

00:17:14.380 You're the ambassador to Greece now.

00:17:16.020 That's interesting.

00:17:17.040 It could be viewed as a vacation or like a hookup or a get out of here.

00:17:20.860 So the Rick Grinnell stuff was a joke.

00:17:23.320 He does have a real job, but he also is interested in the cabana boy doing poppers.

00:17:28.860 Yes.

00:17:29.480 Okay.

00:17:29.840 That's the conclusion.

00:17:31.240 Great guy.

00:17:32.080 But, you know, and there's a difference.

00:17:33.340 But he keeps it private.

00:17:34.200 He keeps it private.

00:17:35.120 He doesn't rub people's faces in it.

00:17:37.460 On the weekend, he does it.

00:17:39.220 On the weekend, he goes crazy.

00:17:40.400 All right.

00:17:40.680 Speaking of another character, George Santos, he posted this from Times Square, basically saying he got assaulted.

00:17:49.400 How do you like that?

00:17:51.460 This guy's got audacity to show his face.

00:17:55.220 Hey, George Santos, hey?

00:17:57.180 Hey.

00:17:57.560 What's up?

00:17:58.560 How do you like that?

00:18:00.200 How do you like that, George?

00:18:01.900 Yeah.

00:18:03.300 All right.

00:18:03.900 Enjoy, man.

00:18:04.640 So that was staged.

00:18:06.260 That was fake.

00:18:07.080 And it was an attempt to promote his podcast.

00:18:09.900 Yeah.

00:18:10.420 He admitted it.

00:18:11.220 This video was staged to promote his podcast.

00:18:13.520 He knew the guy.

00:18:15.120 Why?

00:18:15.580 You can tell on his face. 0.98

00:18:16.660 He goes, what the hell?

00:18:18.180 Like, he's like laughing or something.

00:18:19.880 Yeah.

00:18:20.500 But like, why is he always getting caught with his little schemes?

00:18:25.080 Sneaky.

00:18:25.780 He's sneaky.

00:18:26.580 He's always trying to like deceive and sneak and sneak.

00:18:29.900 Did Ozempic got caught doing that?

00:18:31.780 The funds from his campaign were used for like Botox or whatever.

00:18:35.520 I know.

00:18:36.140 He's always getting caught sneaking and doing little schemes, which is interesting. 0.94

00:18:40.120 And some could argue, some characters on The Sopranos might argue that being gay is sneaky. 0.96

00:18:47.240 That's sneaky too. 0.98

00:18:48.460 They're used to sneaking around.

00:18:49.960 And so it's kind of consistent.

00:18:51.480 That's a great point.

00:18:52.340 Yeah.

00:18:52.460 I didn't even think of that.

00:18:53.500 I know.

00:18:54.140 All right.

00:18:54.580 We have a little bit of a migrant section.

00:18:56.200 It's been a while.

00:18:57.000 Yeah.

00:18:57.580 We have a migrant section here.

00:19:00.220 First things first, there's a new Somali scam surrounding autism. 1.00

00:19:05.120 Yeah.

00:19:06.500 Breaking a massive Somali autism welfare scam just exploded in Minnesota. 0.56

00:19:11.340 Where else?

00:19:12.120 You know, little Mogadishu, aka MSP.

00:19:15.220 The number of autism providers went up 700% from 41 to 328 in the past five years.

00:19:23.120 Autism spending shot up from 6 million to 192 million.

00:19:28.060 Somalis are seven times more likely to get autism services.

00:19:32.180 FBI raids are happening now.

00:19:34.440 That's interesting.

00:19:35.240 To be fair, I didn't even know Somali kids could be autistic.

00:19:39.960 I didn't think they had that computer brain option.

00:19:42.560 I don't think they do.

00:19:43.800 I think it's all a fake.

00:19:45.080 It's all fake.

00:19:45.780 And they just go, yeah, he's autistic.

00:19:47.380 And then-

00:19:47.980 He doesn't speak any English. 1.00

00:19:49.260 And they're dumb as fuck. 1.00

00:19:50.680 So, and this obviously follows the $250 million feeding our future scam. 1.00

00:19:55.900 They scammed $250 million off the state government of Minneapolis,

00:19:59.440 which I think some of it's federal funding.

00:20:01.660 It's like a mix.

00:20:02.520 They don't care where the money comes from as long as it ends up in their pocket.

00:20:07.200 And authorities say at least a dozen defendants charged in the Feeding Our Future Child Nutrition

00:20:12.700 Fraud case also owned or received money from the autism clinics.

00:20:17.680 So, they basically figured out like, oh, they just send money and we say we need it and they send it.

00:20:22.460 Let's just do that again for autism instead of food. 0.85

00:20:25.380 It's called fraud.

00:20:26.860 You know, they just discuss-

00:20:28.100 It's the same thing.

00:20:28.820 They discover fraud.

00:20:29.780 They don't care.

00:20:30.580 They don't have ties to this country.

00:20:32.080 They go, oh, the money machine?

00:20:33.500 Yeah, turn it on.

00:20:34.500 Oh, I have to lie?

00:20:35.940 It's okay.

00:20:36.420 They'll send it. 0.95

00:20:37.060 Yeah, it doesn't fucking matter. 0.99

00:20:38.480 So, low trust society, low trust metropolitan area in Minneapolis now. 0.98

00:20:43.520 Maybe defraud the people who brought you in.

00:20:45.820 Yeah.

00:20:46.340 It's like the taxpayers that brought you in, you're an outsider and you're in, you're allowed to be in,

00:20:52.100 and then you stole hundreds of millions of dollars from them.

00:20:54.780 Yeah, it's no good deed, goes unpunished, like to a T, and, you know, a lot of people, the leftists or whatever, 0.99

00:21:02.560 who want asylum and everything like that, it's like they ignore this shit. 0.99

00:21:06.940 They don't even think about it. 1.00

00:21:08.120 These are like massive frauds. 0.99

00:21:09.840 These are like, it's not quite Bernie Madoff level shit, but like 250 mil multiple times, 0.99

00:21:16.300 that spending went from 6 mil to 190. 1.00

00:21:19.160 That's a lot of fucking money, guys. 0.99

00:21:21.400 And there's a lot of people who probably got away with it. 1.00

00:21:23.120 So, like Bernie, they Madoff.

00:21:25.460 Oh, chill, chill, Mitch.

00:21:27.920 Okay.

00:21:28.880 Next, we have, this is in Canada.

00:21:31.240 There's an Indian man at like the DMV type place, and he's mad at the worker, and look what he resorts to. 0.98

00:21:37.280 I have your photo now.

00:21:38.380 Believe my photo now.

00:21:39.600 I have your photo on the camera too.

00:21:41.720 I have your photo on the video.

00:21:43.000 What is your problem?

00:21:43.980 Why did you take that picture?

00:21:45.740 Because you refused to pay.

00:21:47.540 I didn't refuse.

00:21:48.500 I told you that you have the picture.

00:21:50.140 We're going around in circles here.

00:21:51.760 You're not getting any win.

00:21:53.120 I don't know what else to tell you.

00:21:55.440 You don't know how to behave to the customer.

00:21:57.240 That's a problem.

00:21:58.220 I was very polite, and I asked you that.

00:22:00.320 You're right.

00:22:00.800 I was very rude from the video.

00:22:02.020 Yeah, you were rude.

00:22:02.860 I took my time.

00:22:04.020 I took multiple pictures.

00:22:04.640 You are showing your racism.

00:22:06.440 You are showing the racism. 1.00

00:22:07.700 You're a racist. 1.00

00:22:08.280 You're saying that. 1.00

00:22:09.000 Yeah, that's the. 0.98

00:22:09.480 Okay, you're obviously a racist. 0.94

00:22:11.180 Yeah, you want to show him that. 0.98

00:22:12.460 But the fact that you would go there.

00:22:14.140 You took the picture.

00:22:15.520 And I asked you to do it.

00:22:16.600 He doesn't get what he wants.

00:22:17.780 He's probably not following the rules or providing whatever documents they need. 0.88

00:22:21.360 And then he just resorts to, you're a racist. 0.78

00:22:23.680 You're doing the racism. 0.77

00:22:26.280 That's how the Western world works.

00:22:27.840 They kind of cracked it.

00:22:28.820 It's an easy hack.

00:22:29.960 You can scam people.

00:22:31.200 You can scam the federal government. 0.99

00:22:32.560 And if you're facing any resistance from the white native population, just twist him with that racism knife. 0.98

00:22:38.540 He learns it before he learns how to speak properly. 0.99

00:22:41.260 He learns a cues of racism.

00:22:42.780 That's early.

00:22:43.660 That's before you enunciate.

00:22:45.100 Then you get what you want.

00:22:46.200 Yeah.

00:22:47.120 And then you can tell this type of guy, this type of like employee is like such a nice guy who runs an orderly store.

00:22:54.920 And this guy's just causing problems.

00:22:57.080 And if you lose this guy, you're in trouble.

00:23:01.520 Yeah.

00:23:02.000 You know what I mean?

00:23:02.460 If your demographic loses this guy, that's a bad sign for your whole country coming over. 0.99

00:23:08.400 That's a great point.

00:23:09.260 Yeah.

00:23:09.560 And then our next.

00:23:09.980 Like you lost us a long time ago.

00:23:11.480 Yeah.

00:23:11.700 Right?

00:23:11.900 As soon as you came and you were fishing, yanking out carp, illegal fish, done.

00:23:15.740 I was off.

00:23:16.600 This guy has the patience of a saint.

00:23:18.220 He's like a little kind of, you know, normal retail worker.

00:23:21.480 If you lose him, you're losing a lot.

00:23:23.620 Yeah.

00:23:23.840 That's the final front.

00:23:26.940 Okay.

00:23:27.940 Next, we have a story out of America about Indians.

00:23:31.760 And it's about how much money they send back.

00:23:34.500 Can you read it?

00:23:35.280 Yeah.

00:23:35.440 It's about the Indiaspora, Indiaspora, however you pronounce that.

00:23:39.420 But the people who are obviously from India and living here, basically the main piece 0.97

00:23:43.800 of the headline is the Indians who are living in America are sending a lot of money back

00:23:48.840 to their home country.

00:23:50.080 Almost $26 billion in revendances.

00:23:53.320 Straight from America. 0.87

00:23:54.780 All that goes to India, to their relatives, and it gets spent over there. 0.97

00:23:58.440 And then it says, for every job they help outsource to India, U.S. loses 2.5 jobs due to impact

00:24:05.440 of local economy.

00:24:07.000 Yeah.

00:24:07.340 Which is the multiplier effect, obviously.

00:24:09.700 If somebody who's making $75,000 gets their job outsourced to India for cheaper, now that

00:24:18.120 job, that salary is paying for the local economy in India, and then the person in America can't

00:24:24.000 stimulate their local economy anymore.

00:24:25.600 So it's just a reference point.

00:24:27.600 It's about, it's like losing 2.5 jobs.

00:24:30.040 Yeah.

00:24:30.340 And then it says, India's fastest growing export is outsourcing.

00:24:33.880 Yep.

00:24:34.140 So the people who come here to work, they come here and they send the money back, and then

00:24:38.040 they send the money back to people like this.

00:24:42.880 This is cow poop shampoo. 0.99

00:24:45.760 This, this was fucking, well, we were trying to make a joke about this last episode, and 0.99

00:24:51.700 we couldn't even come up with shampoo, and they're really doing it. 0.98

00:24:54.300 It's like, oh, you're close.

00:24:55.680 You wash your hair, and you pick something that smells bad.

00:24:59.680 You're supposed to pick something that smells good to wash your hair with.

00:25:02.440 Yeah.

00:25:02.620 But you had the right idea of washing it.

00:25:04.180 You were close.

00:25:04.940 You just put the stinkiest, worst thing you'd ever want in your hair instead of shampoo or

00:25:09.180 something from CVS.

00:25:10.180 Yep.

00:25:10.740 And then we have other people here eating off the floor.

00:25:14.380 So they're washing their hand before, which is pretty sanitary, and you're cleaning off the

00:25:18.880 spot on the floor, which is pretty-

00:25:20.420 The slop spot.

00:25:21.000 The slop spot, which is pretty sanitary.

00:25:23.860 But it's also ironic.

00:25:24.960 Like, oh, you got the right idea.

00:25:26.000 Yeah, you got to clean the spot you eat before, and you got to wash your hands before.

00:25:30.000 But where you missed it is you're eating off the floor.

00:25:32.900 Yeah.

00:25:33.160 So it's like right idea in both of those videos, but poor execution.

00:25:36.660 You're close, but no cigar.

00:25:38.640 And then those are the type of people who, like, if you give them any lip, once they

00:25:42.580 come to Canada or America, they'll pull the racism lever. 1.00

00:25:46.220 Oh, you're being a racism.

00:25:48.200 And then I- 0.87

00:25:48.820 You're being a racist.

00:25:49.560 Literally.

00:25:49.580 And it makes you wonder where they learned it.

00:25:51.580 And I have a few theories.

00:25:52.820 Here's one.

00:25:53.560 So this person's mad that there's trash all over the beach.

00:25:56.940 It's such a shame that you have such a bad attitude.

00:26:02.440 It really is. 0.99

00:26:03.140 You're a very bitter person. 0.99

00:26:05.020 You really are. 1.00

00:26:05.960 A very bitter person. 0.99

00:26:07.060 It's a shame somebody your age is so bitter. 0.62

00:26:09.780 Listen.

00:26:10.380 Yeah.

00:26:10.880 Yeah, I know. 1.00

00:26:11.360 You make a trash. 1.00

00:26:12.060 You're an anti-Semite. 1.00

00:26:13.780 That's a shame. 0.99

00:26:14.580 No, no, no, no.

00:26:15.440 That's a shame what you do on the planet.

00:26:17.540 What you do.

00:26:18.260 Oh, you own the beach, right?

00:26:19.460 You own the beach.

00:26:20.080 You think you own the beach.

00:26:21.280 You think you own the beach.

00:26:22.200 You think you own the beach.

00:26:23.340 You think-

00:26:23.580 The argument.

00:26:24.440 So the, I don't know if it's Orthodox or Hasidic or whatever.

00:26:27.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:28.220 The very Jewish people, they left a bunch of trash in the beach. 1.00

00:26:31.700 The lady's filming it and calling him out. 0.99

00:26:33.420 And then they're saying, oh, what do you own the beach? 0.94

00:26:35.300 You're an anti-Semite. 1.00

00:26:37.060 Crazy. 1.00

00:26:37.920 And-

00:26:38.260 The ultimate victim card.

00:26:39.560 I know.

00:26:40.080 That's where they learn it.

00:26:41.000 And that, it's not a winning strategy for anyone.

00:26:44.520 You know, that's the main point here.

00:26:46.420 There was a brief window.

00:26:48.240 Maybe Obama's second term. 1.00

00:26:50.480 This was a fuck. 1.00

00:26:51.520 It was a cash cow. 1.00

00:26:52.900 It was like autism in Somalia, baby.

00:26:54.960 You could accuse anyone of racism. 0.99

00:26:56.340 People would shut the fuck up. 0.99

00:26:57.480 They'd be afraid of losing their job or something. 0.99

00:26:59.620 Now it's, they overdid it. 0.99

00:27:01.740 And the supply is too high and nobody gives a shit anymore. 0.98

00:27:05.540 You're losing the Canadian retail guy. 0.98

00:27:07.640 Exactly.

00:27:08.260 So.

00:27:09.080 All right.

00:27:09.700 We are moving on to our final page of housekeeping.

00:27:11.720 Make sure you guys tickle the post.

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00:27:13.140 Leave a like.

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00:27:15.720 Notifications are going to be on.

00:27:16.600 P.O. box needs to be full.

00:27:17.720 We have to go to the P.O. box this week.

00:27:19.020 Hope it's full.

00:27:19.740 Hope we have Christmas gifts or else we'll be pretty sad.

00:27:22.740 The lady who works at UPS will be mad at me for leaving so many packages there for too long. 1.00

00:27:27.520 She goes, ah, shit. 1.00

00:27:28.400 It's you. 1.00

00:27:29.140 Yeah, literally.

00:27:31.280 Okay.

00:27:31.920 Our first story from the final page of housekeeping where I can talk about whatever I want.

00:27:35.740 The New York Young Republicans Gala.

00:27:37.780 The 112th Gala meeting was over the weekend.

00:27:41.580 And Raheem Kassam was the head spokesperson.

00:27:44.140 And listen to what he said during his speech.

00:27:48.080 Rob Smith is here, ladies and gentlemen.

00:27:50.260 Rob Smith.

00:27:51.940 Straight from a tennis and ceviche course.

00:27:55.560 The Fleckers viewers will get that one.

00:27:58.980 That was in front of like 2,000 people.

00:28:01.260 That's how you have to do bits.

00:28:03.080 Thank you, Raheem.

00:28:04.080 That was very good.

00:28:04.860 Thank you, Raheem.

00:28:05.060 It feels so good.

00:28:06.200 And it's good to amplify our lore.

00:28:08.840 And that's why we sit in the chair.

00:28:10.700 That's why we do it day in and day out.

00:28:12.200 That's why we do it.

00:28:13.500 So a Rob Smith bit at the New York Republicans.

00:28:16.180 That maybe like 150 people got.

00:28:18.860 Yeah.

00:28:20.360 Also, Alex Brusewitz fainted during that.

00:28:22.800 Yeah.

00:28:23.240 We're not going to show that.

00:28:24.260 We hope he's okay.

00:28:25.080 Hope you're okay, Alex.

00:28:26.420 They were saying he locked his knees.

00:28:28.540 That's what Rob said.

00:28:29.460 I don't know what that even means.

00:28:31.140 I don't know.

00:28:31.620 I think he, yeah.

00:28:32.620 I think it's a blood sugar thing.

00:28:34.080 Get well soon.

00:28:34.920 You're a friend of the show.

00:28:35.920 We want you to get better soon.

00:28:37.600 Okay.

00:28:37.960 Our next video is birds going into an engine.

00:28:42.900 This caused an emergency landing.

00:28:45.180 And we've heard about this.

00:28:46.360 This happened to Sully on Netflix.

00:28:50.460 So he goes up.

00:28:51.740 Everything's fine.

00:29:02.260 So you're going.

00:29:03.520 The engine gets hit.

00:29:05.140 And then it immediately starts making a weird sound.

00:29:07.080 And then the plane starts going like that.

00:29:08.880 Bad.

00:29:09.440 That's bad.

00:29:10.460 Yeah.

00:29:10.640 It's a bird.

00:29:11.540 And Sully got doubled.

00:29:12.860 Sully got doubled.

00:29:13.860 Oh, that's what did it.

00:29:14.860 Yeah.

00:29:15.100 So this was a single engine and they were able to land.

00:29:17.520 And you can fly it on one engine.

00:29:19.040 Yeah.

00:29:19.440 But not great.

00:29:20.340 You have to, you have to land soon.

00:29:21.700 Cause you can't, you have, you need the redundancies.

00:29:24.680 Well, 200 souls are aboard, you know?

00:29:26.680 Wow.

00:29:27.240 So they had to land.

00:29:28.460 Well, you think after all this, you make a plane, goes around the world, goes up fast,

00:29:32.500 a million miles an hour.

00:29:33.620 And then, oh, unless a bird gets into it.

00:29:35.540 I know. 0.99

00:29:35.940 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:29:37.020 You can't just grind them up? 1.00

00:29:38.200 I don't know.

00:29:39.220 All right.

00:29:39.820 Next is a guy.

00:29:40.540 People get sucked into engines.

00:29:42.320 Yeah.

00:29:42.600 Every once in a while, there's like a Delta worker in Atlanta.

00:29:45.420 It's sucked in. 0.75

00:29:46.580 He's sucked in. 0.89

00:29:47.540 It's bad. 0.92

00:29:48.340 I mean, people get fully, they become like meat spray paint.

00:29:51.200 Maybe Rick Grinnell needs to investigate who's getting sucked in at the airport.

00:29:55.260 Take a flight to Costa Rica.

00:29:56.880 Are we being too mean to him?

00:29:58.280 No.

00:29:59.440 We like him.

00:30:01.000 I don't know anything about him.

00:30:02.440 I know.

00:30:02.840 And I've never, I think I've met him once.

00:30:04.460 Okay.

00:30:05.080 And he doesn't even know this show exists.

00:30:07.540 Okay.

00:30:07.780 And if he's a show watcher, we're sorry.

00:30:10.180 We apologize.

00:30:11.320 And you're not.

00:30:12.160 So if you're not a show watcher, you're fair game.

00:30:13.980 Yeah.

00:30:14.360 All right.

00:30:14.680 Next is a person who escapes a near death situation.

00:30:19.760 Going fast.

00:30:21.080 Slippy, slippy.

00:30:21.980 Uh-oh.

00:30:23.400 Reverse, reverse, reverse.

00:30:25.300 And then he reverses out of it.

00:30:27.840 I didn't even think those physics were possible.

00:30:30.400 Sully as well.

00:30:31.780 Nice work, Sully.

00:30:32.840 Nice work.

00:30:33.360 Everyone who saves a bad situation is Sully.

00:30:36.300 Yeah.

00:30:36.580 All right.

00:30:37.100 We're going to go fast to the next thing because we're running out of time.

00:30:40.100 People have a conspiracy theory that Michael Jackson is Nancy Pelosi.

00:30:43.760 Okay.

00:30:44.460 Which is maybe a little absurd.

00:30:46.600 But then you hear that Nancy Pelosi broke her hip and she had an emergency hip replacement.

00:30:51.720 And you wonder, how did she break her hip?

00:30:53.980 And then we see this.

00:30:55.580 Michael Jackson wrestling. 1.00

00:30:57.680 Holy shit. 1.00

00:30:58.740 Oh. 0.99

00:30:58.980 And he does the move.

00:31:01.000 That's kind of sick.

00:31:01.800 Good for him.

00:31:02.340 And then he jumps up and he's got all the Michael Jackson moves incorporated into wrestling moves.

00:31:07.020 Good for him.

00:31:07.960 So if he is Nancy, that could be how she broke her hip.

00:31:10.500 Broken hip is bad.

00:31:11.940 A lot of people die shortly after a broken hip.

00:31:14.720 Like that's a tough surgery to go through.

00:31:16.380 So I don't know.

00:31:17.040 Old people can't handle stuff like that. 1.00

00:31:19.400 So Nancy will probably only have like five, six more terms left there. 1.00

00:31:22.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:23.480 She'll win re-election again. 1.00

00:31:24.720 Yeah.

00:31:25.200 All right.

00:31:25.460 We're moving on.

00:31:26.200 We are getting into our alien section, the most exciting part of the show.

00:31:30.040 First, we have a guy who shot a bottle rocket at a drone. 0.98

00:31:34.040 Shoot that boy down, bro.

00:31:35.040 How did it hit it? 1.00

00:31:47.560 Direct hit.

00:31:48.240 Wow.

00:31:48.760 That's an incredible shot.

00:31:50.300 Yeah.

00:31:50.640 And a lot of people are thinking it's aliens.

00:31:52.640 What is it?

00:31:53.340 Some people think that it's aliens and the government's sending drones to distract so you can't tell

00:31:58.020 what's what and you assume it's all drones.

00:32:00.180 I just want to remind everybody that Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon and

00:32:04.160 Neil Armstrong backwards is Nortz Mr. Alien.

00:32:07.520 Wow.

00:32:08.240 So Nortz, I don't know.

00:32:09.300 Maybe that's an alien.

00:32:09.980 Maybe that's his alien name.

00:32:11.020 But Mr. Alien is pretty compelling.

00:32:14.180 Yeah, that is.

00:32:15.100 I get no argument here.

00:32:16.200 And then there was a guy online who is in the drone business, a CEO of a drone company.

00:32:21.320 And he said that he spoke to somebody who saw a dirty bomb nuke.

00:32:26.320 Because apparently in like the 80s, there was like after Reagan did the disarmament thing

00:32:33.320 where everyone had to like disarm their nukes, like like 50 or dozens of nukes went unaccounted

00:32:39.200 for.

00:32:39.580 And apparently, this is what the guy said, a nuke got into the US and then these drones

00:32:45.580 are following it around or looking for like traces of radioactive material at night to

00:32:51.520 try and see it, which is interesting.

00:32:54.560 Yeah.

00:32:54.840 And I mean, it seems federal to me. 0.99

00:32:57.240 It seems like American federal shit that we don't want to go public. 0.99

00:33:02.000 And we're just saying, hey, no, you didn't see that like type shit. 0.99

00:33:06.820 It doesn't seem like aliens to me at this point. 0.98

00:33:09.120 It's it just seems like an operation.

00:33:11.300 Trump's asking questions about it. 0.99

00:33:12.680 And they're like, OK, shit, don't tell him. 0.99

00:33:14.660 We don't have to tell him until January. 0.99

00:33:16.120 So I don't know.

00:33:17.340 Trump said that the Joe Biden knows and the military knows and they're not telling us.

00:33:20.920 So that's obvious.

00:33:21.560 But if it is a dirty bomb, potentially in the US, there is a theory that goes with it,

00:33:28.740 that it would explain that.

00:33:30.160 And I thought this was pretty interesting meme.

00:33:32.860 Now, let me see if I have got all of this straight.

00:33:35.380 If we get nuked, it'll be by missiles built with technology given to China by Bill Clinton, 0.73

00:33:40.780 funded by Iran with money Obama gave them with warheads developed from uranium sold to 0.77

00:33:46.860 Russia by Hillary and refined by Iran into weapons grade plutonium in Russian centrifuges 0.83

00:33:53.340 bought with money Obama gave them. 0.99

00:33:55.980 And Trump's trying to undo this shit storm. 1.00

00:33:57.700 But he's the traitor. 1.00

00:33:58.820 Amazing. 0.51

00:33:59.500 So kind of a boomer meme.

00:34:01.260 We have Comic Sans, whatever the font is.

00:34:03.580 That's a that's a telltale boomer font.

00:34:05.980 And then the stock image going like this.

00:34:08.300 But it does.

00:34:09.420 That does make sense.

00:34:10.840 And then, you know how the deep state works, where like each president needs to do one deep

00:34:14.480 state thing for the big chess game.

00:34:16.500 So Obama giving the money to Iran, Hillary Clinton in the uranium, they all did their 0.67

00:34:21.420 thing and it could culminate into a big final kaboom. 0.99

00:34:25.420 And that's how all intelligence is and counterintelligence is done.

00:34:29.620 It's either laundered or tried to make to look like a certain country's signature, you know?

00:34:35.680 So that's that's kind of how they get away with.

00:34:37.380 It's a deep state trying to nuke us potentially.

00:34:39.820 I don't know.

00:34:40.340 We'll see.

00:34:40.620 And then ABC went and then here's the footage they got of a plasma drone.

00:34:46.700 Bill and Sandra, you know, when things like this are happening, it seems everyone starts

00:34:51.020 to look up like my crew and I have been here in Mendham recording this video that you're

00:34:57.040 looking at right now.

00:34:57.900 We have no idea what it is, if it's a natural phenomenon, because it could be.

00:35:02.760 But this is why so many municipalities are now asking people to reach out and send their

00:35:07.300 videos to them or to experts.

00:35:09.680 So it looks interesting.

00:35:11.280 It looks like he's got a bunch of wheels spinning around.

00:35:13.840 We have another clip here of the same thing.

00:35:17.500 Same thing with like a bunch of orbs and wheels.

00:35:20.300 Looks like an atom from science class.

00:35:22.500 Yeah, I bet.

00:35:24.500 I'll take your word for it.

00:35:25.600 But then if you look at like the Old Testament, what they described angels as, like these

00:35:32.620 orb things with like a million eyes and all these wheels, it kind of does like the biblical

00:35:37.960 Ezekiel's wheel, which is like rotating on its own axis.

00:35:43.000 It kind of looks like that, which is interesting.

00:35:45.880 And it makes you wonder, like, is it an Old Testament angel?

00:35:48.600 Is the veil being lifted?

00:35:50.620 Maybe.

00:35:51.160 Is the government trying to seem like the veil's being lifted?

00:35:54.260 Maybe.

00:35:54.900 Could be that. 0.96

00:35:55.940 Is it White Hat scrambling to find a dirty bomb before it goes off? 0.95

00:35:59.720 Maybe. 0.97

00:36:00.800 Maybe aliens are going to prevent a dirty bomb from going off. 1.00

00:36:04.500 But then maybe aliens might go, ah, this world's fucked. 1.00

00:36:07.760 Everyone's transgender. 1.00

00:36:09.320 Oh. 1.00

00:36:09.920 Maybe just let them nuke ourselves. 0.68

00:36:12.560 Yeah. 0.61

00:36:13.000 Whatever.

00:36:13.740 Too many theories.

00:36:14.720 Too many schizos. 1.00

00:36:15.680 This could break someone's brain.

00:36:17.300 And this is how people go crazy.

00:36:19.360 Yeah.

00:36:19.580 This is actually like the thing right before someone has a schizophrenic break that sets

00:36:23.140 them off the edge.

00:36:23.920 Yeah.

00:36:24.120 So I'll be watching you closely, buddy.

00:36:25.440 Hey, aliens, if you're thinking about stopping the dirty bomb, please do.

00:36:29.340 Not all of us are trams.

00:36:31.080 Please.

00:36:31.480 Thank you.

00:36:31.820 I found a clip from an old NFL game from like the 70s.

00:36:37.200 Yeah.

00:36:37.400 1979.

00:36:38.380 And you can start it at 39 seconds here.

00:36:41.060 So basically, they're in the game and then they go, oh, we have some things in the sky

00:36:45.060 we can't explain.

00:36:46.080 So watch this.

00:36:47.240 Jack and do things that are important around the training facility.

00:36:51.800 You'd be my first employee.

00:36:54.900 There it is.

00:36:56.640 Now, what is that?

00:36:59.760 You keep saying, take us to your leader.

00:37:02.160 I don't know.

00:37:03.980 So at an NFL game, I think that was 1979, they saw the same orbs.

00:37:08.400 Yeah.

00:37:09.040 You would agree that's the same orbs.

00:37:10.440 Nah, I don't know.

00:37:12.360 Don't lock me into anything.

00:37:14.100 But I mean.

00:37:14.780 I think our government is up to something and then they're just trying to stay quiet as

00:37:18.300 they can and not cause any panic.

00:37:20.380 But whatever that was from 50 years ago is whatever we're seeing now, similar at least.

00:37:25.520 Yeah.

00:37:25.920 And then what we said last time when we were talking about all this drone stuff and how

00:37:29.320 I said, oh, it's federal.

00:37:31.400 It's got to be some sort of like US government known operation thing.

00:37:35.360 Why wouldn't they just do it in Wyoming?

00:37:37.100 The dirty bomb, like that theory has been getting a lot of traction online.

00:37:41.360 I'm not going to pretend to know more than the average layman here, but that would be

00:37:47.040 a reason that they would have to go over New Jersey, New York area.

00:37:51.340 So that kind of rings true to me, you know?

00:37:53.060 Or if they needed to practice the drones and they need to practice in like an urban environment

00:37:57.120 for the future facial recognition, AI, whatever they're going to implement on us.

00:38:02.940 All right.

00:38:03.440 I had to make my rational point a little more twisted.

00:38:06.180 Yeah.

00:38:06.660 Thanks.

00:38:07.160 All right.

00:38:07.400 We're done with our aliens. 0.98

00:38:08.680 We're getting now into our final two pieces of housekeeping.

00:38:12.480 Die Hard.

00:38:13.580 Christmas movie.

00:38:14.500 Everyone watches during Christmas, right?

00:38:16.180 In the movie, the wife of Bruce Willis gets a Rolex from her company because she's a corporate

00:38:22.940 business gal.

00:38:24.440 And then at the end, we're just going to have you read it, but that's the thing you need

00:38:29.700 to know going into this.

00:38:30.860 All right.

00:38:31.200 This guy says, did you know the wife's Rolex in Die Hard is the most important symbol in

00:38:36.240 the film?

00:38:37.040 She receives the Rolex's recognition for her corporate work away from her husband.

00:38:41.360 Her cocaine boss tells her to flaunt the Rolex to her husband, the cop.

00:38:45.140 She won't because she's embarrassed by it.

00:38:47.680 She's redeemable.

00:38:49.060 At the end, Hans Gruber is holding onto her wrist by means of her new Rolex.

00:38:53.420 He's pulling her to her death and pointing a gun at her.

00:38:56.800 The husband sees this and unlatches the Rolex, causing Hans to fall to his death.

00:39:02.140 Watch carefully.

00:39:02.940 Both the Rolex and Hans fall.

00:39:05.180 John McClane literally saves his wife's life by unshackling her wrist from her corporate

00:39:09.860 slave wage job and restores her as his wife. 0.76

00:39:13.340 Very based.

00:39:14.520 A family is reunited on Christmas.

00:39:16.620 So yes, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

00:39:18.440 Isn't that nice?

00:39:19.180 And then it also teaches a little lesson about the corporate world.

00:39:22.640 Yeah.

00:39:23.400 You gotta unshackle your wife. 1.00

00:39:24.920 I agree.

00:39:25.780 Unshackle.

00:39:26.740 Okay.

00:39:27.200 That's nice.

00:39:27.840 That's nice.

00:39:28.460 It's uplifting.

00:39:29.260 It's housekeeping.

00:39:30.000 It's our final thing of housekeeping.

00:39:31.940 Okay.

00:39:32.260 What about this?

00:39:32.940 Our last thing of housekeeping before we move on.

00:39:35.620 The year's coming to an end.

00:39:36.960 I'm sure we all have goals for next year.

00:39:39.040 We all want to improve our lives.

00:39:40.440 I saw this meme that rang true.

00:39:42.420 It says, the magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding.

00:39:46.540 So you gotta do the hard stuff.

00:39:48.640 You know?

00:39:49.420 You go to the gym and you say, oh, I'll just do the chest press machine, maybe some triceps.

00:39:55.400 Or you go, I'll work out my back, but I don't want to do deadlifts.

00:39:59.320 I don't feel like doing deadlifts.

00:40:01.380 That's the thing.

00:40:02.560 Yeah.

00:40:02.740 So you go to the gym and you go, oh, I'll do pull-downs.

00:40:05.040 I'll do some biceps, maybe some rows. 0.77

00:40:07.500 But I don't want to do deadlifts because those just suck so bad.

00:40:09.980 The magic you are looking for is in the deadlift. 0.93

00:40:12.860 So whatever the thing in your life that you really don't want to do because it sucks so bad,

00:40:16.720 but you know it's good for you, that's the thing you need to do to level up.

00:40:20.440 So I'll be deadlifting in the new year.

00:40:22.740 What about cardio?

00:40:24.120 I'll be deadlifting in the new year.

00:40:25.920 Nothing from you?

00:40:27.000 Nothing from you.

00:40:27.680 I'm going to deadlift.

00:40:28.720 Deadlift is what I'm avoiding.

00:40:29.880 But he sent me this meme originally, and I go, buddy, that's cardio for you.

00:40:36.820 Nothing?

00:40:37.320 Nothing from you?

00:40:38.860 Okay.

00:40:39.620 I guess we're moving on to cringe of the week.

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00:41:49.100 Cringe of the Week.

00:41:49.860 Cringe of the Week.

00:41:51.340 All right.

00:41:52.940 Our first story from Cringe is a firefighter who switched his gender to meet the physical requirements.

00:41:59.460 Yeah.

00:41:59.660 A trainee firefighter who failed exam became a woman because the pass mark was lower and was successful. 0.87

00:42:08.120 Clean heist.

00:42:09.120 Clean up. 0.99

00:42:09.620 You gamed the retarded system. 1.00

00:42:11.920 Yeah.

00:42:12.060 So let's get to the details of the story because there is a FU part of this.

00:42:17.020 This was in Spain.

00:42:19.280 And this guy basically, Spain, apparently wherever this was, has a ranking system where everyone goes through the same tests, like written and physical.

00:42:26.860 And then they rank them.

00:42:29.120 And then they take the top 126.

00:42:32.080 So if you're 127, you're out.

00:42:34.080 If you're 130, you're out. 1.00

00:42:35.360 You're 122, you're in. 0.91

00:42:37.080 So the transgender, fake transgender person, the guy who failed, he was ranked 201st place. 1.00

00:42:43.920 And then he goes, oh, I'm a lady now. 0.78

00:42:45.960 And he got up to 101st.

00:42:48.260 So you'd think he'd be a little better.

00:42:49.820 He'd probably be a bad test taker.

00:42:50.980 You'd think he'd be top 10.

00:42:51.700 Yeah, no.

00:42:53.340 And then, but the problem is somebody else, Mr. Unseho, was bumped down and no longer made the cut.

00:43:00.800 So number 126 got bumped to 127 and didn't make the cut.

00:43:04.480 Exactly.

00:43:05.220 And then so now I think that guy is considering taking legal action and he's claiming he lost on the chance to become a firefighter once the other guy said he was changing his sex.

00:43:15.700 So that's the thing with a lot of these trans things. 1.00

00:43:18.520 It's kind of funny, like you're gaming the system like, oh, I'm a lady now, but then someone has to eat shit because of it. 0.99

00:43:24.620 The girl, second place girl on the podium at the track meet, the firefighter who had a job and now he doesn't. 1.00

00:43:30.620 So some real scumbag shit. 1.00

00:43:32.420 And I think the kind of scumbag shit will happen until an adult in the room gets serious, right? 1.00

00:43:36.820 Maybe Trump can send Rick Grinnell over. 1.00

00:43:40.860 Sort it all out.

00:43:42.460 And it's funny because we found this old story, Ratboy found this old story of an American firefighter who didn't meet the height requirement.

00:43:49.780 Can you read the details of that?

00:43:50.980 Yeah.

00:43:51.320 Gino Franceschini, New York City, was only five foot six and a quarter inches.

00:43:57.160 And apparently the height minimum that you had to be to be a New York City firefighter was five seven.

00:44:03.080 So here he is with an apparatus he created stretching out his neck.

00:44:06.960 Stretch your neck out.

00:44:07.860 So, I mean, it's a lifelong, you know, people want to be firefighters and they'll do whatever. 0.99

00:44:11.880 They'll change their fucking gender. 1.00

00:44:13.200 I'll suck whoever. 1.00

00:44:14.360 Who do I have to suck? 1.00

00:44:15.520 They'll stretch out their neck. 1.00

00:44:16.680 This poor guy, he's five, six and a half.

00:44:18.440 Basically killed himself to get in.

00:44:20.020 And then the story also said this guy like bumped himself on the head.

00:44:23.820 So he had like a lump and he still didn't make the cut.

00:44:26.920 So tale as old as time.

00:44:28.440 And, you know, the adults in the room have to be the ones who say, hey, you're not a lady. 1.00

00:44:32.200 Hey, we know you've been stretching your neck out, you know?

00:44:34.920 Yeah.

00:44:35.340 I'd like the stretch your neck guy out to get in.

00:44:37.520 He's better.

00:44:38.280 Yeah.

00:44:38.480 That's a dog.

00:44:39.760 He's hungry.

00:44:40.460 Yeah.

00:44:40.700 I respect it.

00:44:42.300 But then they got taken too far with the homosexuality. 0.99

00:44:45.520 Yep.

00:44:45.980 Okay.

00:44:46.420 Next, we have a meal day in the life as a fatty meal prep thing.

00:44:52.220 Everything I eat today as a fatty.

00:44:54.340 We're starting out the day with some breakfast.

00:44:56.100 Then we also had to get some protein in for breakfast.

00:45:13.820 We got Dutch bros.

00:45:16.280 We got cauliflower pizza for lunch.

00:45:17.640 Oh, that's healthy.

00:45:19.600 Healthy.

00:45:26.720 Ice cream cheese with peach and raspberry.

00:45:29.100 For dinner, we're eating a burger bowl.

00:45:32.560 She's close on some.

00:45:34.060 I know.

00:45:34.400 All right.

00:45:37.120 You get the point, right?

00:45:37.800 If you did the burger bowl lettuce wrap and then the sweet potato fries and then like the

00:45:44.740 keto pizza, you're losing weight for this person.

00:45:47.880 You're close.

00:45:48.260 Yeah.

00:45:48.420 But when you start your day off with that sugary donut and you spike your blood sugar

00:45:52.300 and your glucose goes up, you literally like.

00:45:56.240 Handicap yourself.

00:45:57.060 It's like impossible after that.

00:45:58.540 Yeah.

00:45:58.700 Because then for the rest of the day, you're going to crash energy wise after and then you're 0.98

00:46:01.680 going to be like wanting to eat shit for the rest of the day because that's just how 0.99

00:46:05.120 it works. 0.99

00:46:05.680 Yeah.

00:46:06.360 And then there is a thing and like that's why keto is so popular.

00:46:10.260 Like when you do keto and you don't ever spike your blood sugar level, you basically

00:46:13.660 if you don't spike your blood sugar, you can't really store fat.

00:46:16.900 Like you can eat like 5,000 calories of meat and steak and you're not going to really gain

00:46:22.420 fat from that because your blood sugar is not spiked and your body's not in a fat storage

00:46:26.380 mode.

00:46:26.840 When you eat the coolers, the drink, the coolers from Starbucks and eat a donut to start your

00:46:33.260 day, anything you eat excess calorie wise, it's going to be immediately stored as fat. 0.93

00:46:37.900 It completely fucks you up. 0.90

00:46:39.400 The worst fat people really like drinks. 1.00

00:46:42.620 They're mixing.

00:46:43.680 They're pouring multiple liquids in.

00:46:45.180 They're getting drinks.

00:46:46.060 Humps.

00:46:46.500 They pump it full of all the syrup.

00:46:49.980 And that's horrible.

00:46:51.040 The other thing I want to say about this, I'm going to go back to the first frame of

00:46:53.760 this where she shows her full body. 1.00

00:46:55.520 Obviously, she is a fatty. 1.00

00:46:56.840 She says what I ate day in the life of the fatty. 0.99

00:46:59.420 This girl doesn't have a bad face. 0.97

00:47:01.600 She doesn't have like one of those deformed freak faces. 0.74

00:47:04.140 She's still got the skinny face. 1.00

00:47:05.760 She's got decent teeth. 0.94

00:47:07.800 She does skin and makeup and stuff. 0.95

00:47:09.660 She's married.

00:47:10.300 She has a wedding ring on.

00:47:11.280 And then she just trashes her body all day and makes a joke of it on social media. 1.00

00:47:15.300 Just eat the burger bowl.

00:47:17.180 The sweet potato fries will be your little cheat.

00:47:20.020 And the keto pizza or the cauliflower pizza.

00:47:23.560 Yeah.

00:47:23.780 Just eat that.

00:47:24.580 It's sad to me when to see somebody who like throws it away.

00:47:27.680 And then they post on social media and like get up.

00:47:30.660 I mean, I'm sure she gets cooked in the comments. 0.81

00:47:32.280 Of course.

00:47:32.940 Of course.

00:47:33.340 We're talking 2024.

00:47:35.440 People are getting cooked.

00:47:36.340 But there's also people who are like, yeah, eat whatever you want.

00:47:39.680 Yeah.

00:47:39.840 Um, okay.

00:47:40.720 Next, let's go to our quirky couple.

00:47:42.660 Main lesson there.

00:47:43.620 You can't start out with a donut. 0.99

00:47:45.600 And this girl's fat. 1.00

00:47:46.680 She dunked the whole donut into the thing when it's not taking milk. 0.99

00:47:51.800 When the donut's sealed and doesn't have that first bite in it, it doesn't take milk.

00:47:55.760 She should know that as a fatty. 1.00

00:47:57.000 She should know that. 0.93

00:47:58.020 All right.

00:47:58.580 All right.

00:47:59.060 Next is a quirky couple.

00:48:00.880 Here's how we reset for the new year as a self-proclaimed power couple. 0.89

00:48:04.260 Well, this time of year, we love to have our big annual partner summit.

00:48:08.480 We talk about our favorite memories from the last year and what we learned and then set

00:48:12.260 some goals individually and together for the next year.

00:48:14.940 We talk about how we're going to help each other and sum it up with a mission statement.

00:48:18.660 We make a whole date night out of this.

00:48:20.420 And honestly, I look forward to it every year.

00:48:22.340 I've put together a little guide for you guys with all the questions we use.

00:48:25.600 So you can find that in my bio if you want to give it a try with your partner.

00:48:29.780 Yeah.

00:48:30.440 So they basically turn their relationship into a girl email job. 0.87

00:48:34.660 Yeah.

00:48:35.140 You could have had a conversation and instead you made a homework assignment.

00:48:38.620 Yeah.

00:48:38.880 Remember we went to the Bahamas?

00:48:40.700 I loved when we went to the Bahamas and rode horses in the water.

00:48:43.440 That was cool.

00:48:44.280 Yeah.

00:48:44.620 Now you have to put it into an Excel document.

00:48:47.560 These people, man.

00:48:48.640 I don't know.

00:48:49.320 And hey, to be fair, I don't want to be too rude to this couple.

00:48:53.020 Some people are like this and they like organizing and then they find another person who likes

00:48:57.020 organizing and then they do post-it notes and then their vacation is every second

00:49:00.140 as planned.

00:49:01.340 Good for you.

00:49:02.140 Oh, but for pulling out the laptops for this.

00:49:06.020 The summit?

00:49:06.900 I don't know.

00:49:07.880 Don't you live in the house with them?

00:49:09.380 The email job.

00:49:10.440 They turn everything into an email job.

00:49:12.200 That's the key point there.

00:49:13.200 She likes the structure.

00:49:14.300 And then there's a meme that goes along with this that kind of, they call it the Quirk

00:49:18.320 Chungus couple.

00:49:19.380 Yeah.

00:49:20.120 You want me to read it?

00:49:20.680 Yeah.

00:49:20.820 Can you read some?

00:49:21.860 Quirk Chungus, the girl, fails to realize she has already become her mother. 0.97

00:49:25.420 Some dogs are doggos. 0.97

00:49:26.840 Some are puppers. 1.00

00:49:28.100 Missed out on being a whore. 1.00

00:49:29.940 Good for her. 1.00

00:49:31.900 Man, child, lacks all personality and will.

00:49:34.920 This has in turn become his entire personality.

00:49:37.520 His own existence is okay with him somehow.

00:49:40.380 And they have a cat.

00:49:41.560 I don't know.

00:49:42.340 I don't really agree with everything on that.

00:49:44.140 And that meme, that guy looks like you.

00:49:46.680 Chill out.

00:49:47.540 Unfortunately. 0.99

00:49:48.300 That guy can't fucking bench what I bench. 0.99

00:49:50.360 That's so true. 0.99

00:49:51.040 And then he likes Star Wars and probably watches, unfortunately, pornography.

00:49:54.980 I like Star Wars.

00:49:56.520 When I was a kid.

00:49:57.440 Yeah.

00:49:57.940 And now I don't.

00:49:59.700 Good point.

00:50:00.480 All right.

00:50:01.200 Next.

00:50:01.540 Remember, we talked about Caitlin Clark on our last episode and how she got the athlete

00:50:05.780 of the year, but then apologized for being white.

00:50:07.980 Yeah.

00:50:08.420 The Mystics owner, which is a WNBA basketball team.

00:50:12.580 For those of you who don't know.

00:50:14.280 She went on CNN, I believe, and said this about Caitlin Clark.

00:50:17.600 It has taken the WNBA almost 28 years to get to the point where we are now.

00:50:24.000 And this year, something clicked with the WNBA.

00:50:27.620 And it's because of the draft of the players that came in.

00:50:31.560 It's just not Caitlin Clark.

00:50:33.840 It's Reese.

00:50:34.880 We have so many, so much talent out there that has been unrecognized.

00:50:39.700 And I don't think we can just pin it on one player.

00:50:43.040 There has been, you know, this phrase has been couched, hasn't it?

00:50:46.160 The Caitlin Clark effect.

00:50:47.900 Why do you think that has been the case?

00:50:51.320 Well, I want to be very diplomatic about this.

00:50:55.120 It's just the structure of the way media plays out race.

00:50:59.720 I'm going to be very honest.

00:51:02.100 I feel really bad because I've seen so many players of color that are equally as talented.

00:51:08.860 And they never got the recognition that they should have.

00:51:12.900 So it's all about race. 0.51

00:51:14.580 And that was the owner of the Mystics.

00:51:16.620 And there was a community note that came up on this video that said 31% of the Mystics ticket sales for the whole year came from the two games against Caitlin Clark.

00:51:27.720 That's unusually high.

00:51:29.400 So everybody came to the Mystics games only when Caitlin Clark, one specific player, was in town.

00:51:33.960 Sounds like the player of the year.

00:51:35.240 Yeah, sounds like times per athlete of the year or whatever, you know?

00:51:38.700 And then Caitlin Clark had the most points of any rookie since 2006.

00:51:43.560 That's like 20 years.

00:51:44.560 The most assists ever.

00:51:46.300 And her record was 337.

00:51:48.400 And the previous record was 225.

00:51:50.140 So she beat it by like 50%. 0.99

00:51:51.460 And then the most rookie three-pointers record.

00:51:54.900 Yeah.

00:51:55.260 So she's the athlete of the year.

00:51:56.440 But this woman has seen tons of black players shattering records like that, I suppose. 0.82

00:52:01.900 Yeah.

00:52:02.140 As a rookie.

00:52:02.840 And then imagine if they gave the athlete of the year to Angel Reese and then a white owner of a basketball team came on and said, well, there's a lot of white people that it could have gone to.

00:52:12.620 Yeah.

00:52:12.980 That would be insane, right?

00:52:14.140 And everyone would be in uproar.

00:52:15.140 But that just happened and it was basically okay.

00:52:18.060 And this is after Caitlin Clark apologized.

00:52:20.460 So how did that work out for you, Caitlin Clark?

00:52:22.300 Exactly.

00:52:23.240 You're still going to have people saying, yeah, Caitlin Clark was right.

00:52:25.720 And she should have apologized harder.

00:52:27.900 Also, my last piece of this, the Mystics.

00:52:31.300 I don't know.

00:52:31.580 Where is that?

00:52:32.020 Seattle? 1.00

00:52:32.500 Is that some stupid shit like that? 1.00

00:52:34.240 The Mystics. 1.00

00:52:35.720 I didn't know WNBA teams had owners. 0.95

00:52:39.100 Because I thought it was a charity league that lost money every year.

00:52:42.120 Yeah.

00:52:42.540 Last year, they lost $40 million.

00:52:45.020 So what happens?

00:52:45.940 The owner goes, yeah, spoken on a cigar.

00:52:48.600 Like, what, does she write a check at the end of every year?

00:52:50.880 Yeah.

00:52:51.240 Oh, geez.

00:52:52.300 How'd we do?

00:52:52.900 Down $40 million.

00:52:53.780 Oh, man.

00:52:54.500 So what does an owner of something that drains money every year mean?

00:52:57.480 What does that mean?

00:52:57.940 That's a good point.

00:52:59.080 That's like the equivalent of the rich guy whose wife has a flower shop that just loses money.

00:53:04.020 Yeah.

00:53:04.340 That's like the NBA is, that's who it is.

00:53:06.460 And I guess, what, she married someone or something?

00:53:08.700 It's kind of like a sign of the times, too.

00:53:10.600 Like, everything has been so, like, competitiveness and competitive competition in general has just been removed from society.

00:53:18.260 And then you see people talking like that on TV.

00:53:20.760 And it kind of like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.

00:53:22.980 Yeah.

00:53:23.160 She's the owner of the team that loses X millions a year. 0.98

00:53:26.340 Great.

00:53:26.580 She's complaining. 0.88

00:53:27.480 And then they tell Caitlin Clark she has white privilege, even though she worked hard, was the best, and was marketable. 0.84

00:53:32.420 So white privilege is you do all that, and then they say, oh, we're taking your rewards away.

00:53:38.540 Classic.

00:53:39.100 Classic.

00:53:40.100 And then the NBA seems to be following suit or maybe trying to merge with the WNBA.

00:53:44.580 I just saw this clip.

00:53:48.040 Guy takes off his jersey.

00:53:52.660 He's wearing a sports bra.

00:53:56.000 And I think it's a P. Diddy dog whistle.

00:53:58.620 Oh, you do?

00:53:59.540 That's what you think it is.

00:54:01.600 He's saying, P. Diddy, we stand.

00:54:03.500 We stand with you, P. Diddy. 1.00

00:54:04.700 We still do the gay shit. 1.00

00:54:06.380 We're holding it down for you, P. Diddy, until you're out. 1.00

00:54:08.660 All right.

00:54:08.940 You're going to tell them the truth about this?

00:54:10.600 It's like a body tracker.

00:54:12.400 Yeah. 0.96

00:54:12.580 This is like a tracks, like your metrics, your heart rate, how fast you move, shit like that, whatever. 0.90

00:54:17.900 You could have threw some sleeves on it. 0.93

00:54:19.540 Yeah.

00:54:19.680 You could have let it go all the way down and tuck it in.

00:54:22.200 You made it an Under Armour or something. 1.00

00:54:23.980 You made it exactly like a sports bra for fucking to humiliate these guys. 1.00

00:54:27.800 To humiliate these guys is the key. 0.99

00:54:29.580 And we're going to be discussing in Bonusland today the decline of the NBA as well.

00:54:34.460 We're going to get more into it.

00:54:35.480 Ratings are down and we're going to tell you exactly why.

00:54:38.180 All right.

00:54:38.420 Our last clip of Cringe.

00:54:39.760 Harry Sisson has a message for us.

00:54:42.640 It's crazy how it's only been a month and Trump supporters are already regretting their vote.

00:54:49.140 We told you so.

00:54:51.460 Oh, cool, bro.

00:54:52.940 Cool leather jacket.

00:54:54.500 Oh, you're a little buzzed off of vodka soda lime.

00:54:57.220 Man, what's getting picked up feel like?

00:55:00.720 What's my 120 like?

00:55:02.220 Can you explain it to me?

00:55:03.680 People toss you around?

00:55:04.940 They play catch with you?

00:55:05.960 You sit in the car seat or are you able to handle the impact of the airbag if you were to get into an accident?

00:55:12.680 That's all I have is what's getting picked up feel like.

00:55:14.960 Yeah, that's a good bit, brother.

00:55:17.180 Good bit.

00:55:18.100 My thing is, Harry Sisson, I think this type of guy doesn't know what a Trump voter is.

00:55:23.160 They have like this meme in their mind of like this racist, mean, hateful something.

00:55:29.200 And he can't conceptualize it.

00:55:31.040 And so he makes up a scenario where everyone's mad at Trump after nothing happened so far.

00:55:36.820 Everyone's just eagerly awaiting his return, you know?

00:55:40.260 And I don't think anyone's like, oh, man, this is really horrible and bad so far.

00:55:44.460 I hate this.

00:55:45.620 So the whole left, all they have, it's like they're yelling. 0.99

00:55:49.760 It's like a bunch of people playing on an NBA game and someone yelling from the 300 level like, hey, this game sucks.

00:55:56.100 He's got no stake.

00:55:57.280 He's got no influence in the game.

00:55:59.580 It's over.

00:56:00.300 And so, I don't know, it just, that's all they have.

00:56:04.640 And this is actually a really good sign for us that that's all they have.

00:56:08.020 You regret it, don't you?

00:56:09.500 It's like, no.

00:56:10.500 Brother, we haven't even started yet.

00:56:12.440 We've only just begun.

00:56:13.640 If you asked Harry Sisson, what's more entertaining, the WNBA or the NBA?

00:56:18.620 He'd go, ooh, that's a tough one, man. 1.00

00:56:21.420 He'd say some shit like that. 1.00

00:56:23.200 Ooh, that's a tough one. 1.00

00:56:24.280 And he might eventually get the right answer.

00:56:25.960 He might say NBA because I grew up as a Cleveland Mavericks fan.

00:56:30.620 But, oh, that's a tough one.

00:56:32.300 That is the correct thing. 0.99

00:56:33.840 He'd give you some bullshit preamble. 0.98

00:56:35.520 All right, let's get into Urban Decay. 0.99

00:56:38.540 All right.

00:56:38.980 It's going to get a little worse. 0.92

00:56:40.280 But in Urban Decay, we have our top 20 words that could also be black names. 0.97

00:56:44.280 And that's going to slap. 0.59

00:56:45.520 But that's coming soon.

00:56:46.400 Okay.

00:56:46.900 Can you read the first headline?

00:56:48.460 New York Post had an article or a cover, actually. 1.00

00:56:52.040 Yeah, fairly stupid. 0.98

00:56:53.920 MTA offers $1 million to study why people evade subway costs. 1.00

00:56:59.480 So it's about fare jumpers.

00:57:01.260 And there's a picture of somebody jumping in the fare, not paying the $2.90 that it costs

00:57:05.860 to ride the subway.

00:57:06.740 And they're doing a million-dollar study to figure out why.

00:57:10.020 And then New York Post says, we have the answer.

00:57:12.060 Because no one arrests them.

00:57:14.020 Please send the check to New York Post.

00:57:16.020 Six-half New York, New York.

00:57:17.940 Yeah.

00:57:18.660 That's pretty good.

00:57:19.640 And then it's from the article.

00:57:20.500 We have some highlights.

00:57:21.480 Yeah.

00:57:21.700 So it says, the Metropolitan Transit Authority is planning to spend up to $1 million in federal

00:57:26.880 grant money on a study they hope will help them understand the mindset of an average

00:57:31.100 fare evader, which is crazy.

00:57:33.660 You know, that's just pissing money away.

00:57:35.140 I'd rather spend it on how cocaine affects a bird and their mating habits. 1.00

00:57:39.680 You know, this one's so stupid. 1.00

00:57:41.640 The behavioral study could cost between $500K and a million. 1.00

00:57:44.240 The agency said in the proposal that they had already done some of their own research

00:57:49.620 into people who skipped the $2.90 fare and have already categorized them as either opportunists,

00:57:55.520 rebels, idealists, youth, unintentional, or low-income.

00:58:01.180 So, like, they already have done the research.

00:58:03.360 They already have it.

00:58:04.120 And they're like, let's spend another million, right?

00:58:06.120 Black. 0.99

00:58:08.060 Minorities. 0.54

00:58:08.580 And then, so, it's also funny because, like, to study the behavior of something, it's like 0.99

00:58:15.080 you're talking about studying the dumbest group there is. 0.99

00:58:18.300 Petty, low-level, impulsive criminals. 1.00

00:58:20.860 Similar to when they want Elon Musk to fix homelessness.

00:58:23.580 Yeah.

00:58:24.040 It's like you're studying the people who jump over the turnstiles because they're criminals

00:58:28.560 and they don't care and no one arrests them.

00:58:30.500 Yeah.

00:58:30.700 You're studying drug addicts who live in squalor.

00:58:33.100 It's like, yeah, they like drugs more than they like eating properly or living properly.

00:58:37.180 It's a pretty simple one-for-one thing.

00:58:39.720 Got it.

00:58:39.980 All right.

00:58:40.260 Who do I have to give a million dollars to?

00:58:41.940 Yeah.

00:58:42.120 That plus no consequences.

00:58:43.820 Great.

00:58:44.840 And then, similar to no consequences, obviously, it gets worse than just jumping the turnstiles

00:58:49.880 and evading fares.

00:58:51.400 TikTok exec randomly slashed by maniacal stranger, maniacal, on Subway, sues MTA for systematic

00:59:01.140 negligence.

00:59:02.540 Systemic.

00:59:03.140 Stu, Stu.

00:59:04.160 You should let me do that either.

00:59:04.840 I was reading good.

00:59:05.980 Yeah.

00:59:06.300 The last few weeks, even, I've been on fire with my reading.

00:59:09.980 Earlier in the episode, I rattled something off, Justin Trudeau, pretty great.

00:59:13.940 Yeah.

00:59:14.360 And I just botched that.

00:59:15.240 Yeah.

00:59:15.440 You lost it.

00:59:16.600 So, yeah.

00:59:17.320 Do you want me to read it again or something?

00:59:19.120 Because we got the idea.

00:59:20.600 A guy who works at TikTok got slashed mad at the Subway for letting all the criminals out.

00:59:24.600 Yeah.

00:59:24.840 So now this TikTok exec, he got slashed in the face and now he's suing the MTA for negligence.

00:59:31.720 He says he struggles with nightmares, depressions, and flashbacks from the May 10th, 2023 incident,

00:59:37.460 which occurred shortly after Daniel Penny's Subway chokehold.

00:59:41.940 Let's see what else he says.

00:59:44.900 Moncrief was engaged to the love of his life at the time and working for TikTok when he

00:59:49.760 saw Sean Lewis on the southbound sea train in Brooklyn squabbling with an older drunken

00:59:53.560 rider and tried to squash the beef, he said.

00:59:56.820 I said, look, somebody was killed on the train two weeks ago.

00:59:59.300 They were choked out because someone proceeded to be aggressive.

01:00:02.700 One of our guys.

01:00:03.420 Yeah, he actually was.

01:00:05.220 He kind of was one of our guys.

01:00:06.820 Lewis, who has a history of violence, this is the offender, including an arrest a month

01:00:12.640 before their encounter in which he allegedly choked his girlfriend and threatened her with

01:00:17.120 a knife, chillingly responded, thank you, and then just sliced him in the face with a

01:00:22.060 sharp object from his forehead to his chin.

01:00:25.280 And this guy was banned from the subway system and then he has an extensive rap sheet, which

01:00:29.720 we're going to get into.

01:00:30.360 Yeah, it wasn't immediately clear why he was banned from the transit system.

01:00:34.620 This is according to the New York Post reporting, but his extensive rap sheet includes nine

01:00:38.760 arrests between 2016 and 2021, including assault and strangulation charges in 2023, the same

01:00:45.720 year he committed this knife attack, which resulted in an eight inch gash on the other guy's face

01:00:51.140 with a hundred stitches.

01:00:53.140 So this guy's just an all around animal.

01:00:56.260 Here's a picture of him.

01:00:57.500 Real Daniel Penny type or Jordan Neely type.

01:01:00.400 Real Jordan Neely type.

01:01:01.520 Yeah.

01:01:02.180 So.

01:01:02.820 And then they'll maybe they'll do a study on like, why did why is there all these violence

01:01:07.060 on the subway?

01:01:08.020 When did when does the line cross from punching to slashing someone?

01:01:11.640 Let's spend 500 K on that.

01:01:13.540 And then Mediaite was trying to go after the right wingers at the NYYR gala.

01:01:22.260 And can you read that headline?

01:01:23.220 Yeah.

01:01:23.460 This was from obviously last night where Raheem was doing the quote and then Alex Brusewitz.

01:01:28.600 But it says, New House Republican tells audience, we need a lot more Daniel Penny's because there

01:01:34.220 are far too many Jordan Neely's in this country.

01:01:37.380 They're getting mad about that.

01:01:38.880 Why are there so many Jordan Neely's in this country?

01:01:40.840 This is another Jordan Neely right here, slashed a guy's face, arrested nine times, like violence

01:01:47.080 too.

01:01:47.560 It's not like he's got arrested nine times for evading the fairs.

01:01:50.220 They don't even rest for that.

01:01:52.500 Pushing his girlfriend in a window, choking, all this horrible stuff.

01:01:56.520 And then, well, why would someone say that?

01:01:58.320 Why do they say we need vigilante justice?

01:02:00.320 So the leftist media gets all up in an uproar.

01:02:02.780 And then like we can point out a hundred Jordan Neely types, people with extensive rap sheets

01:02:07.800 continuing doing random violence.

01:02:09.760 Speaking of extensive rap sheets and continuing to do random violence, shoplifting is pretty

01:02:14.800 violent, adjacent at least.

01:02:16.620 Adjacent, yes.

01:02:17.420 By definition, it is not violent.

01:02:19.180 But it is like robbing someone's livelihood and put people in precarious situations.

01:02:24.160 We have some people who got caught looting in this next clip.

01:02:27.220 I don't want to put that down.

01:02:31.240 Butch, open his door. 0.65

01:02:33.240 What?

01:02:33.940 Open the door.

01:02:36.020 All right, put that down.

01:02:37.260 Okay.

01:02:39.060 Go ahead, put it over there.

01:02:40.440 You have vaccinated or what?

01:02:41.680 Don't touch me.

01:02:43.540 You don't have the right to touch me.

01:02:45.300 Don't knock all my kids.

01:02:46.420 I can't do that.

01:02:47.260 Call them, call them, call them, call them.

01:02:48.440 You can't touch me, though.

01:02:49.440 Call them down.

01:02:51.100 Go ahead, call them.

01:02:54.840 Mom! 0.97

01:02:57.220 When they just laugh and they run out and they say, you can't touch me.

01:03:09.560 You don't have the right to touch me.

01:03:11.200 So they know some rules.

01:03:12.980 They understand rules and then they ignore the ones that are important to society.

01:03:17.220 They just know what rules they can work around, right, to manipulate the situation to their

01:03:22.300 benefit.

01:03:23.100 The laughing really pisses me off.

01:03:25.220 Me too.

01:03:25.860 It's like, this is kind of who I think corporal punishment should make a comeback for.

01:03:31.320 Like, you know, oh, it's so brutal caning someone in Singapore.

01:03:35.000 But like, these people are laughing, stealing as a group of friends on like a Saturday night

01:03:39.160 or something.

01:03:39.380 Yeah, they're not like schizo drug addicts who are just like running out with a bunch 1.00

01:03:42.980 of plastic bags or something.

01:03:44.440 They know it's wrong.

01:03:45.440 They thought they could get away with it.

01:03:47.340 Leave them in like a stockade for a while, you know?

01:03:49.940 Let the townsfolk throw tomatoes at their faces.

01:03:52.660 That's a good idea.

01:03:53.740 There's kind of an old medieval line that we lost that these girls kind of fit the perfect

01:03:59.080 example of who should be.

01:04:00.580 Like, you know, hit their hands with something.

01:04:02.420 Yeah. 0.89

01:04:02.720 Do something.

01:04:03.480 Because they're laughing.

01:04:04.840 They're giggling.

01:04:05.600 There's no consequences.

01:04:06.880 And they're doing it in a group of friends.

01:04:08.800 And then if they do get arrested or they do have to go to court, they'll cry in front

01:04:12.380 of a judge and the judge will go, I'm knocking it down to no big deal.

01:04:17.060 Exactly.

01:04:17.700 Not even community service.

01:04:19.140 Which takes us to our last piece of Urban Decay, the Black Names section. 0.64

01:04:24.820 So we have our final list.

01:04:26.380 Many were submitted by you guys.

01:04:27.900 So thank you for doing that.

01:04:29.680 These are the top 20 words that could also be Black people's names. 0.95

01:04:33.820 Number one, latrine. 0.94

01:04:36.500 Number two, epiphany.

01:04:38.780 Number three, lasagna.

01:04:40.880 Number four, anesthesia.

01:04:43.320 Number five, citronella.

01:04:45.660 Number six, diatomaceous.

01:04:48.220 Number seven, jacuzzi.

01:04:50.860 Number eight, rosacea.

01:04:53.320 And that could be used in sentence like, rosacea stole citronella's phone and her cousin put

01:04:57.560 hands on her.

01:04:58.320 Um, next, amnesia, followed by nefarious, followed by litigious, felonious, debris, cloaca.

01:05:10.940 Number 15, skyrizi.

01:05:13.760 Number 16, trulicity.

01:05:16.300 Number 17, harmonica.

01:05:19.160 Number 18, delicious.

01:05:21.680 Number 19, deleterious.

01:05:24.580 What's that?

01:05:25.940 I don't know.

01:05:27.000 Deleterious, I don't know.

01:05:27.960 Number 20, George Floyd.

01:05:32.060 And we have some, we have some honorable mentions, uh, Dayquil and Bordetella.

01:05:37.440 I noticed there were a few medicines in there.

01:05:39.700 Yeah.

01:05:39.920 Skyrizi and trulicity.

01:05:41.280 Those are the commercials you guys probably hear on TV.

01:05:43.520 It's funny because those are just like made up words.

01:05:46.800 And then that's how a lot of Black people name their children.

01:05:50.360 It's like a made up new thing.

01:05:51.820 And so like the same departments are competing over scarce new words.

01:05:55.700 That's a good point.

01:05:56.420 So thank you to everyone who submitted.

01:05:58.300 Hopefully yours got red.

01:05:59.560 We're going to do on Friday, retard of the year award. 0.98

01:06:03.300 So make sure you submit that.

01:06:04.860 I think Mark Cuban's going to win.

01:06:06.300 But if you guys send me some compelling stuff, we'll try to incorporate some others.

01:06:10.360 Retard of the year getting announced Friday. 0.77

01:06:12.360 That is the end of Urban Decay.

01:06:13.740 We're now moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:06:16.280 All right.

01:06:16.860 Uplifting Gold.

01:06:17.800 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:06:19.040 We have a lot of uplifting stuff.

01:06:20.380 Our first uplifting story is Trump is eyeing to buy the DC Waldorf Astoria and turn it back

01:06:27.600 into the Trump International Hotel in DC.

01:06:30.280 And, uh, that's pretty dope.

01:06:32.140 I mean, that's like a pro right wing hangout bar.

01:06:34.620 Whenever you go to DC and Trump's in power, everyone goes to Trump Hotel.

01:06:39.220 It's beautiful inside.

01:06:40.840 There's like a hundred, 200 foot ceilings.

01:06:43.940 It's incredible.

01:06:45.100 The drinks are expensive.

01:06:47.000 The crowd is good.

01:06:48.360 Keeps out the riffraff. 1.00

01:06:49.200 Keeps out the riffraff. 1.00

01:06:50.300 And the people that come in and out are all the, all the players.

01:06:53.180 So let me get this straight.

01:06:54.480 He bought it before he ran for president, right?

01:06:57.620 Like a pretty good chunk.

01:06:59.080 Sold it after he was out of office.

01:07:01.160 And then now he's coming back and buying it back or thinking about it.

01:07:04.100 I think so.

01:07:04.700 Pretty good game.

01:07:05.360 And he could flip it.

01:07:06.160 He could keep flipping this thing.

01:07:07.520 Yeah.

01:07:07.940 Then when Don Jr.

01:07:09.180 Barron runs, keeps flipping it.

01:07:11.380 Keeps flipping it.

01:07:12.340 All right.

01:07:12.660 Very good.

01:07:13.320 So that's exciting.

01:07:14.140 Especially if you're in DC or you visit DC, you know where to hang out.

01:07:17.240 Cause everyone in DC is a Democrat.

01:07:18.920 You go to Trump Hotel.

01:07:19.900 It's like everyone you'd want to hang out with.

01:07:21.540 You going to the inauguration?

01:07:23.360 No.

01:07:24.380 No.

01:07:24.900 Dirty bombs.

01:07:25.520 Too many dirty bombs. 0.98

01:07:26.080 Too many dirty bombs, to be honest. 0.97

01:07:28.240 And then like President Xi's not going from China.

01:07:31.540 And then that's kind of like.

01:07:32.760 That's a leading indicator.

01:07:33.700 What does he know?

01:07:34.900 What does he know?

01:07:35.680 And then someone said, I think it was Owen Schroer said, he should invite Netanyahu.

01:07:40.200 And then if Netanyahu declines, then it's like something bad's going to happen.

01:07:44.440 It's a bad app.

01:07:45.140 Cause if you bring people, all these other heads of state, you have like extra security

01:07:48.440 and you can almost secure your own security.

01:07:50.860 Yeah.

01:07:51.620 So.

01:07:52.220 Mutually assured security.

01:07:53.960 Let's not even do an inauguration.

01:07:56.340 Let's just say, all right.

01:07:57.600 Let's just make it safe.

01:07:58.460 Let's just make it safe.

01:07:58.840 Let's do a, let's do a live stream from his office.

01:08:01.120 Hey, I'm in.

01:08:01.780 Everything's good.

01:08:02.420 I'm back in my chair.

01:08:03.360 Yeah.

01:08:03.660 All right.

01:08:04.000 Next is a dog who knows how to go sledding.

01:08:07.760 So he's going up the hill.

01:08:09.520 He's attached to the sled with his leash and he goes up the hill.

01:08:13.700 This is how you tire a dog out.

01:08:15.360 Yeah.

01:08:15.640 And then he goes down.

01:08:16.660 He likes it.

01:08:17.840 He likes it.

01:08:18.600 He likes it.

01:08:19.260 There was a cut there.

01:08:20.900 It was edited.

01:08:21.880 So maybe the owner kind of gets him situated.

01:08:25.000 But he knows.

01:08:26.020 He knows how to come back.

01:08:26.840 He knows how to come back and he knows he likes going down.

01:08:29.200 All right.

01:08:29.660 All right.

01:08:30.060 Next, Theo Vaughn made a George Floyd joke with Mark Cuban.

01:08:34.320 And, you know, we're trying not to be those hover parents, right?

01:08:37.200 That are just like, and give him some freedom.

01:08:39.300 Like my son.

01:08:40.760 I'm like, I'll go.

01:08:44.040 No, your curfew is this, you know, to all my time.

01:08:46.920 He goes, he texts me back.

01:08:47.940 Let me breathe, dad.

01:08:49.320 Let me breathe.

01:08:49.780 I'm dying, right?

01:08:56.680 Oh, my God.

01:08:58.900 Like he's George Floyd or something.

01:09:01.940 You know, no, not that bad, right?

01:09:03.200 But just like, you know, kids talk, right?

01:09:04.920 Right, right.

01:09:05.300 Oh, yeah.

01:09:05.680 Let me breathe.

01:09:05.880 So he makes the George Floyd joke.

01:09:07.960 And then Mark Cuban's like, no, no, not like that.

01:09:10.760 He's just being a kid, right?

01:09:12.140 Like he can't be in the same room as a George Floyd joke.

01:09:16.360 Yeah.

01:09:16.800 That's how scared Mark Cuban gets.

01:09:18.420 You know, Theo Vaughn might be the only guy who rocks the just chin beard and no other

01:09:23.800 facial hair.

01:09:24.540 That's interesting.

01:09:25.240 I can't think of one other guy who does that.

01:09:27.100 Wow.

01:09:27.500 That's pretty good.

01:09:28.220 Good for him.

01:09:29.060 Very good for him.

01:09:30.600 Next, we have a guy.

01:09:32.000 Can you read what it says?

01:09:33.220 This guy's been signing his name like this for six months now. 1.00

01:09:36.800 Fuck it. 1.00

01:09:37.240 Why not? 1.00

01:09:37.880 Who's going to stop me?

01:09:38.820 And on the bill, it just says Osama bin Laden.

01:09:42.680 Changing your signature to Osama bin Laden.

01:09:45.120 And that's pretty good.

01:09:46.800 Good for him.

01:09:47.280 That's a good bit.

01:09:48.360 Next, the Baphomet statue that was erected for the satanic temple in the New Hampshire

01:09:54.360 state house was destroyed.

01:09:56.280 Yeah.

01:09:56.920 Wow.

01:09:57.280 Sorry to hear that.

01:09:58.260 Someone's Reddit tier fake religion got wrecked and stomped out by a true believer of Christ.

01:10:04.300 What are you going to do?

01:10:05.200 That's what you get. 1.00

01:10:06.040 That's what you get, pussies. 1.00

01:10:07.200 Put it up again. 1.00

01:10:07.920 See what happens.

01:10:08.620 Maybe believe in something.

01:10:09.600 Okay, next, we have a girl who made an announcement during her school Christmas party.

01:10:16.760 I am very proud of myself and all of my other friends inside my class.

01:10:23.980 And my class is really sweet, except one little boy.

01:10:35.180 And I need to tell you.

01:10:39.760 So she's airing her grievances, except for one little boy.

01:10:44.160 That's great.

01:10:44.480 Pretty good.

01:10:45.180 Yeah.

01:10:45.380 It's uplifting.

01:10:45.920 It's Christmas.

01:10:46.560 Being a little out like Cribma now. 1.00

01:10:47.720 That's good shit. 0.99

01:10:48.620 Nah. 1.00

01:10:49.100 Merry Cribma.

01:10:50.380 Okay, and that's it.

01:10:51.800 Now we have shout outs.

01:10:52.700 The show's over.

01:10:53.240 Okay.

01:10:54.020 Is there anything before we go?

01:10:55.600 No, nothing from me.

01:10:56.640 We got a special shout out to our boy, Tommy, the lineman, number 45.

01:11:02.540 He is in the fifth and sixth grade league.

01:11:05.260 He's playing tackle football.

01:11:06.820 He has nine sacks this year.

01:11:09.020 And in those sacks, four of them caused fumbles, and he recovered three of the fumbles. 0.99

01:11:13.720 That's some T.J. Watt shit. 0.99

01:11:14.960 Yeah, he's a beast. 0.99

01:11:16.220 Nice job, Tommy.

01:11:17.680 Keep it up.

01:11:18.340 Great number, 45 as well. 0.58

01:11:20.520 Keep running your feet and play to the whistle.

01:11:23.240 Especially at a young age, kids aren't built like you.

01:11:26.480 You're built different.

01:11:27.320 You have the dog in you, and you know you do.

01:11:29.320 If you get your hands into a kid, just keep driving him until the whistle blows, and even

01:11:34.860 like a half a second after.

01:11:36.760 And at a certain point, you'll just keep pancaking people.

01:11:39.520 And then if you have people that are standing around the pile, and the whistle hasn't blown 0.99

01:11:43.080 yet, and they're just standing there, come in and just fucking crack them, buddy. 0.98

01:11:47.540 Clean it up. 0.99

01:11:48.160 It's called clean it up the pile.

01:11:49.480 Clean the pile.

01:11:51.060 Blow people up at the whistle.

01:11:52.980 Let the ref pull you aside and say, hey, buddy, you got to stop.

01:11:55.760 And you can say, sir, you didn't blow the whistle.

01:11:58.040 I'm going to keep playing until the whistle's blown.

01:12:00.320 And go back to the huddle.

01:12:01.600 Be respectful. 0.90

01:12:02.500 But blow kids up like that.

01:12:04.460 That'll set you apart from everybody else.

01:12:06.380 Play to the whistle.

01:12:07.080 Play mean.

01:12:07.900 Keep blowing people up.

01:12:09.260 Nice job, Tommy.

01:12:10.860 Have your parents message me, and we're going to get you guys some t-shirts.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 17, 2024

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