MIGRANT SHAM-POO
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1 hour and 13 minutes
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187.31538
Summary
Joe Biden is getting flagrant with his pardons. Then we have some new compelling explanations for what the alien ships are, and we have footage from 50 years ago that looks very familiar. Then, in Cringe of the Week, we have a firefighter who changed his gender in order to meet the physical standards and it worked. And, last but not least, in Urban Decay we have our list of the Top 20 Words That Could Also Be Black People Names.
Transcript
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All right, welcome back to Fleck and Socks, a podcast episode 225 today on the show.
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Joe Biden is getting flagrant with his pardons.
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We're going to show you who's getting off for what.
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Then we have some new compelling explanations for what the alien ships are.
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And we have footage from 50 years ago that looks very familiar.
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Then in cringe of the week, we have a firefighter who changed his gender in order to meet the
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And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have our list of the top 20 words that could
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It's Fleck Us Talks, a podcast episode 225, ranked the best news podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing
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As always, guys, Christmas is coming and you know what your loved ones don't really need?
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Guys, you know what to get people for Christmas.
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And, yeah, we're getting into our final week before Christmas.
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And I see you switch back to best news podcast of all time, which I like.
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Some fans, after you teased it one time, some fans are like, where'd it go?
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It is the best news podcast of all time, potentially.
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It's going to go maybe a little bit long, but it's the last week before crima.
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Our first story of the day, not the most important, but maybe the most important to me.
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Jimmy Carter, age 100, will skip Donald Trump's inauguration, joining growing list of Dems.
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Once Trump takes power, he's the first guy to go down.
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It's like, yeah, the people around Jimmy Carter decided, no, we're not making the trip from Georgia to D.C. to drag him around.
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It's not like a decision or he laid the hammer down or has a quote.
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So it's more difficult to move a bag of bones like that.
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Yeah, but hey, to be fair, there are a growing list of Dems who are skipping the inauguration, these people who will have no say in the administration.
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Oh, my biggest political enemy just stomped me out in public, and now I'm going to go sit there with like next to George Bush or something?
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And to be fair, if your life is mostly just like, yeah, I wouldn't want to get like dragged places.
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I'd be like, let's just stay in the house unless it's something really important.
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Yeah, I'm not going in public if my mouth is gaping open and I can't even speak.
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But that being said, if he needs to go to jail, he needs to go to jail.
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Jimmy Carter hasn't been in power in like an administration.
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Whatever Project 2025 says to do with him gets done.
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Justin Trudeau may be resigning or thinking about it.
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Benny Johnson tweeted, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is reportedly weighing resignation as tensions rise after the country's finance minister steps down.
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And I'm not going to pretend to fully understand the Canadian landscape of politics.
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We obviously know Trudeau is a globalist leftist pussy.
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There's like betting markets that are saying it looks like he's going to step down.
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The installation of the theater kids into the government was like beta tested in Canada with him years ago.
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And then they ran that play in all the other Western countries.
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The only thing that doesn't make sense to me is those types of people who are universally hated or have approval ratings that are so bad, they just kind of stick it out.
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And they just eat the bullets, eat the punches.
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It's just like the proverbial bullets, obviously.
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But, like, you know, those aren't the type of people who go like, oh, I'm finally listening to what the people want.
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Like, he ushered in the worst, like, Indian migrant crisis in Canadian history.
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Once you're in on it, why would you ever say, all right, you guys can have it back?
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And then the young people in Canada seem to be catching on to Justin Trudeau's true ways.
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Yeah, that guy agrees with you on the F-slur part.
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Jill Biden was hosting some sort of tacky Christmas celebration with all the plastic stuff they put up at the White House.
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And I have a feeling one of these kids' parents is a Trump supporter.
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And to be honest, out of all the Bidens, I think I probably like her the best.
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You know, she's not fully in on the political stuff.
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She was kind of just dealing with it because it was thrust upon her.
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But I think she is like maybe someone who voted for Trump and maybe a more normal person.
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And I also saw just anecdotally, I saw social media clips.
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Obviously, the White House had their Christmas party over this past weekend.
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I don't know why no one wants us to do it anymore.
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We have a list here of all the other presidential pardons, number-wise.
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And then when you go through the people and what they did, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
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And if you look at it normally, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
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But when you think about Joe Biden and the crime family, it makes more sense.
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She embezzled over $53 million from the city of Dixon, Illinois, for over 22 years in what
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the Department of Justice described as the largest theft of public funds in state history.
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Jacqueline Mills stole millions of dollars from a taxpayer-funded USDA program to feed
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He commuted the prison sentence of Mira Satchdiva, a cancer doctor who diluted chemo drugs to
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patients as part of an $8 million Medicare fraud.
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Also reused old needles, leading to a lawsuit by a patient who claimed he contracted HIV.
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So picking on the people with cancer, just diluting their treatment a little bit and then
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One victim shocked after Biden grants clemency to Kids for Cash judge and $54 million embezzler.
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If you don't remember that story, that was a former Pennsylvania judge.
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He was convicted in 2011 in what was called Kids for Cash scandal, where he basically took
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kickbacks from for-profit detention centers in exchange for wrongly sending juveniles to
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It was like really young kids on very petty crimes.
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So like people who are criminals who are pretty irredeemable, right?
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A lot of those things, they weren't like, oh, marijuana is a little different now.
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The guy had a joint, you know, whatever they say.
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Public perception hasn't changed on imprisoning children wrongfully, right?
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Maybe we could use some more children imprisonment with how things have gone.
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And then I do want to say that some of these people, like it wasn't necessarily hard time
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A lot of these people, because it's a volume play.
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And some of them had kind of middling sentences like that Cashford kids judge.
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He was on house arrest who had been since released during COVID.
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I don't even think Joe Biden knows what day it is, what time it is, what he had for breakfast.
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And so it's one of those things where why would you do it?
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Because the guy's going to be off in a little bit anyway.
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It's kind of like the fat old lady here making her grandma vote for Kamala Harris.
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This is Joe Biden commuting prisoner sentences.
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And then so 8,000, it's just like who are his staffers' personal friends?
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Who are they like trying to get a leg up with for their transition to not having a job anymore?
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And then with that mindset, it would make sense for him to pardon himself, his brother, and Hunter, which he already did.
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There's just like a compelling theory about that exact thing.
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What are the chances Joe Biden will pardon himself, his brother, or the seven other family members who got millions from China, Russia, and Ukraine?
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You know, the money they funneled through 20 shell companies to a total of nine family members, prompting six banks to file over 170 suspicious activity reports, with the Treasury Department suspecting money laundering, tax fraud, and other criminal activities.
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So, yeah, he's got his homies are kind of entangled.
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And then we have like the old texts that were released and went public from Hunter Biden.
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And a couple of them kind of allude to the crime family actions that were going on.
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The most famous one is, I'm sitting here with my father, and we would like to understand why the commitment made has not been fulfilled.
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Tell the director that I would like to resolve this now before it gets out of hand.
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And Z, if I get a call or text from anyone involved in this other than you, Zhang, or the chairman, I will make certain that between the man sitting next to me, his father, and every person he knows in my ability to forever hold a grudge that you will regret not following my direction.
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I don't know if there's a lawyer involved making sure he has plausible deniability when he's writing that text.
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Yeah, the guy whose hand is being puppeted to sign clemency and shit.
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I mean, that's obviously old, but yeah, I don't know.
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In my opinion, if Joe Biden on the way out pardons himself, his brother, everyone involved in the money laundering,
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a slow clap, that's a clean op, that's a heist, that's an Italian job,
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and on the last day, I'll pardon all of us, and we walk out with millions.
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They go, oh, you crazy son of a bitch, this just might work.
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That's some boss-level henchman shit, and obviously he's a scumbag, but you know.
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ABC is going to pay Trump $15 million because George Stephanopoulos said that he raped somebody.
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Yeah, there's some specific verbiage that doesn't matter, but yeah, ABC do apologize to Trump and forced to pay $15 million to settle defamation suit,
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and I think that $15 million is going to Trump's national library that will be created after his next term.
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Good, and then Cernovich had a tweet that gave us some insight into why they settled.
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He said George Stephanopoulos was set to sit for a four-hour deposition and have his emails subject to discovery.
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That's why they settled the case, to prevent people from learning how much ABC News lies.
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I wouldn't want to show how the meat is, the sausage is made either if I was ABC.
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I'd say, oh, $15 million to keep everything a secret? Great.
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All right, speaking of sausage, Rick Grinnell, he has a new job within the presidential campaign or the whatever it's called.
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President Trump has announced Rick Grinnell will serve as his presidential envoy for special missions.
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Rick will serve in the hottest spots around the world, including Venezuela and North Korea, Trump says.
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So the presidential envoy for special missions.
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I'm assuming the presidential missions are going to be getting poppers and pina coladas and some sort of cabana boy.
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But him saying the location, it's like, we really got to get to Costa Rica this time of year.
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The difference between Trump and Biden and men, when Trump selects someone, it's because the person does something.
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It's not because they're a twink who wears a wig or does X, Y, Z like it happened in the Biden and men.
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So Rick Grinnell is actually probably do something.
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But this, you know, at a certain point, Trump's appointments and the jobs he's giving people can sometimes be insulting.
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It could be viewed as a vacation or like a hookup or a get out of here.
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He does have a real job, but he also is interested in the cabana boy doing poppers.
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Speaking of another character, George Santos, he posted this from Times Square, basically saying he got assaulted.
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But like, why is he always getting caught with his little schemes?
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He's always trying to like deceive and sneak and sneak.
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The funds from his campaign were used for like Botox or whatever.
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He's always getting caught sneaking and doing little schemes, which is interesting.
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And some could argue, some characters on The Sopranos might argue that being gay is sneaky.
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First things first, there's a new Somali scam surrounding autism.
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Breaking a massive Somali autism welfare scam just exploded in Minnesota.
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The number of autism providers went up 700% from 41 to 328 in the past five years.
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Autism spending shot up from 6 million to 192 million.
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Somalis are seven times more likely to get autism services.
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To be fair, I didn't even know Somali kids could be autistic.
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I didn't think they had that computer brain option.
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So, and this obviously follows the $250 million feeding our future scam.
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They scammed $250 million off the state government of Minneapolis,
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They don't care where the money comes from as long as it ends up in their pocket.
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And authorities say at least a dozen defendants charged in the Feeding Our Future Child Nutrition
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Fraud case also owned or received money from the autism clinics.
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So, they basically figured out like, oh, they just send money and we say we need it and they send it.
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Let's just do that again for autism instead of food.
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So, low trust society, low trust metropolitan area in Minneapolis now.
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It's like the taxpayers that brought you in, you're an outsider and you're in, you're allowed to be in,
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and then you stole hundreds of millions of dollars from them.
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Yeah, it's no good deed, goes unpunished, like to a T, and, you know, a lot of people, the leftists or whatever,
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who want asylum and everything like that, it's like they ignore this shit.
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These are like, it's not quite Bernie Madoff level shit, but like 250 mil multiple times,
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And there's a lot of people who probably got away with it.
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There's an Indian man at like the DMV type place, and he's mad at the worker, and look what he resorts to.
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He's probably not following the rules or providing whatever documents they need.
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And if you're facing any resistance from the white native population, just twist him with that racism knife.
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He learns it before he learns how to speak properly.
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And then you can tell this type of guy, this type of like employee is like such a nice guy who runs an orderly store.
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If your demographic loses this guy, that's a bad sign for your whole country coming over.
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As soon as you came and you were fishing, yanking out carp, illegal fish, done.
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He's like a little kind of, you know, normal retail worker.
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Next, we have a story out of America about Indians.
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It's about the Indiaspora, Indiaspora, however you pronounce that.
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But the people who are obviously from India and living here, basically the main piece
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of the headline is the Indians who are living in America are sending a lot of money back
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All that goes to India, to their relatives, and it gets spent over there.
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And then it says, for every job they help outsource to India, U.S. loses 2.5 jobs due to impact
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If somebody who's making $75,000 gets their job outsourced to India for cheaper, now that
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job, that salary is paying for the local economy in India, and then the person in America can't
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And then it says, India's fastest growing export is outsourcing.
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So the people who come here to work, they come here and they send the money back, and then
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This, this was fucking, well, we were trying to make a joke about this last episode, and
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we couldn't even come up with shampoo, and they're really doing it.
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You wash your hair, and you pick something that smells bad.
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You're supposed to pick something that smells good to wash your hair with.
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You just put the stinkiest, worst thing you'd ever want in your hair instead of shampoo or
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And then we have other people here eating off the floor.
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So they're washing their hand before, which is pretty sanitary, and you're cleaning off the
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Yeah, you got to clean the spot you eat before, and you got to wash your hands before.
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But where you missed it is you're eating off the floor.
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So it's like right idea in both of those videos, but poor execution.
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And then those are the type of people who, like, if you give them any lip, once they
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come to Canada or America, they'll pull the racism lever.
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So this person's mad that there's trash all over the beach.
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It's such a shame that you have such a bad attitude.
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So the, I don't know if it's Orthodox or Hasidic or whatever.
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The very Jewish people, they left a bunch of trash in the beach.
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And then they're saying, oh, what do you own the beach?
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And that, it's not a winning strategy for anyone.
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They'd be afraid of losing their job or something.
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And the supply is too high and nobody gives a shit anymore.
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We are moving on to our final page of housekeeping.
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Hope we have Christmas gifts or else we'll be pretty sad.
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The lady who works at UPS will be mad at me for leaving so many packages there for too long.
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Our first story from the final page of housekeeping where I can talk about whatever I want.
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So a Rob Smith bit at the New York Republicans.
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And then it immediately starts making a weird sound.
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So this was a single engine and they were able to land.
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Cause you can't, you have, you need the redundancies.
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Well, you think after all this, you make a plane, goes around the world, goes up fast,
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Every once in a while, there's like a Delta worker in Atlanta.
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I mean, people get fully, they become like meat spray paint.
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Maybe Rick Grinnell needs to investigate who's getting sucked in at the airport.
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So if you're not a show watcher, you're fair game.
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Next is a person who escapes a near death situation.
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I didn't even think those physics were possible.
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We're going to go fast to the next thing because we're running out of time.
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People have a conspiracy theory that Michael Jackson is Nancy Pelosi.
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But then you hear that Nancy Pelosi broke her hip and she had an emergency hip replacement.
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And then he jumps up and he's got all the Michael Jackson moves incorporated into wrestling moves.
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So if he is Nancy, that could be how she broke her hip.
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A lot of people die shortly after a broken hip.
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So Nancy will probably only have like five, six more terms left there.
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We are getting into our alien section, the most exciting part of the show.
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First, we have a guy who shot a bottle rocket at a drone.
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Some people think that it's aliens and the government's sending drones to distract so you can't tell
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I just want to remind everybody that Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon and
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And then there was a guy online who is in the drone business, a CEO of a drone company.
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And he said that he spoke to somebody who saw a dirty bomb nuke.
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Because apparently in like the 80s, there was like after Reagan did the disarmament thing
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where everyone had to like disarm their nukes, like like 50 or dozens of nukes went unaccounted
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And apparently, this is what the guy said, a nuke got into the US and then these drones
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are following it around or looking for like traces of radioactive material at night to
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It seems like American federal shit that we don't want to go public.
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And we're just saying, hey, no, you didn't see that like type shit.
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It doesn't seem like aliens to me at this point.
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Trump said that the Joe Biden knows and the military knows and they're not telling us.
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But if it is a dirty bomb, potentially in the US, there is a theory that goes with it,
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And I thought this was pretty interesting meme.
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Now, let me see if I have got all of this straight.
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If we get nuked, it'll be by missiles built with technology given to China by Bill Clinton,
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funded by Iran with money Obama gave them with warheads developed from uranium sold to
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Russia by Hillary and refined by Iran into weapons grade plutonium in Russian centrifuges
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And then, you know how the deep state works, where like each president needs to do one deep
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So Obama giving the money to Iran, Hillary Clinton in the uranium, they all did their
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thing and it could culminate into a big final kaboom.
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And that's how all intelligence is and counterintelligence is done.
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It's either laundered or tried to make to look like a certain country's signature, you know?
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So that's that's kind of how they get away with.
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It's a deep state trying to nuke us potentially.
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And then ABC went and then here's the footage they got of a plasma drone.
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Bill and Sandra, you know, when things like this are happening, it seems everyone starts
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to look up like my crew and I have been here in Mendham recording this video that you're
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We have no idea what it is, if it's a natural phenomenon, because it could be.
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But this is why so many municipalities are now asking people to reach out and send their
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It looks like he's got a bunch of wheels spinning around.
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Same thing with like a bunch of orbs and wheels.
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But then if you look at like the Old Testament, what they described angels as, like these
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orb things with like a million eyes and all these wheels, it kind of does like the biblical
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Ezekiel's wheel, which is like rotating on its own axis.
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It kind of looks like that, which is interesting.
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And it makes you wonder, like, is it an Old Testament angel?
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Is the government trying to seem like the veil's being lifted?
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Is it White Hat scrambling to find a dirty bomb before it goes off?
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Maybe aliens are going to prevent a dirty bomb from going off.
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But then maybe aliens might go, ah, this world's fucked.
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This is actually like the thing right before someone has a schizophrenic break that sets
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Hey, aliens, if you're thinking about stopping the dirty bomb, please do.
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I found a clip from an old NFL game from like the 70s.
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So basically, they're in the game and then they go, oh, we have some things in the sky
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Jack and do things that are important around the training facility.
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So at an NFL game, I think that was 1979, they saw the same orbs.
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I think our government is up to something and then they're just trying to stay quiet as
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But whatever that was from 50 years ago is whatever we're seeing now, similar at least.
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And then what we said last time when we were talking about all this drone stuff and how
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It's got to be some sort of like US government known operation thing.
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The dirty bomb, like that theory has been getting a lot of traction online.
00:37:41.360
I'm not going to pretend to know more than the average layman here, but that would be
00:37:47.040
a reason that they would have to go over New Jersey, New York area.
00:37:53.060
Or if they needed to practice the drones and they need to practice in like an urban environment
00:37:57.120
for the future facial recognition, AI, whatever they're going to implement on us.
00:38:03.440
I had to make my rational point a little more twisted.
00:38:08.680
We're getting now into our final two pieces of housekeeping.
00:38:16.180
In the movie, the wife of Bruce Willis gets a Rolex from her company because she's a corporate
00:38:24.440
And then at the end, we're just going to have you read it, but that's the thing you need
00:38:31.200
This guy says, did you know the wife's Rolex in Die Hard is the most important symbol in
00:38:37.040
She receives the Rolex's recognition for her corporate work away from her husband.
00:38:41.360
Her cocaine boss tells her to flaunt the Rolex to her husband, the cop.
00:38:49.060
At the end, Hans Gruber is holding onto her wrist by means of her new Rolex.
00:38:53.420
He's pulling her to her death and pointing a gun at her.
00:38:56.800
The husband sees this and unlatches the Rolex, causing Hans to fall to his death.
00:39:05.180
John McClane literally saves his wife's life by unshackling her wrist from her corporate
00:39:19.180
And then it also teaches a little lesson about the corporate world.
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Our last thing of housekeeping before we move on.
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It says, the magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding.
00:39:49.420
You go to the gym and you say, oh, I'll just do the chest press machine, maybe some triceps.
00:39:55.400
Or you go, I'll work out my back, but I don't want to do deadlifts.
00:40:02.740
So you go to the gym and you go, oh, I'll do pull-downs.
00:40:07.500
But I don't want to do deadlifts because those just suck so bad.
00:40:09.980
The magic you are looking for is in the deadlift.
00:40:12.860
So whatever the thing in your life that you really don't want to do because it sucks so bad,
00:40:16.720
but you know it's good for you, that's the thing you need to do to level up.
00:40:29.880
But he sent me this meme originally, and I go, buddy, that's cardio for you.
00:40:42.180
Before we get there, we have a very special announcement for you guys.
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Our first story from Cringe is a firefighter who switched his gender to meet the physical requirements.
00:41:59.660
A trainee firefighter who failed exam became a woman because the pass mark was lower and was successful.
00:42:12.060
So let's get to the details of the story because there is a FU part of this.
00:42:19.280
And this guy basically, Spain, apparently wherever this was, has a ranking system where everyone goes through the same tests, like written and physical.
00:42:37.080
So the transgender, fake transgender person, the guy who failed, he was ranked 201st place.
00:42:53.340
And then, but the problem is somebody else, Mr. Unseho, was bumped down and no longer made the cut.
00:43:00.800
So number 126 got bumped to 127 and didn't make the cut.
00:43:05.220
And then so now I think that guy is considering taking legal action and he's claiming he lost on the chance to become a firefighter once the other guy said he was changing his sex.
00:43:15.700
So that's the thing with a lot of these trans things.
00:43:18.520
It's kind of funny, like you're gaming the system like, oh, I'm a lady now, but then someone has to eat shit because of it.
00:43:24.620
The girl, second place girl on the podium at the track meet, the firefighter who had a job and now he doesn't.
00:43:32.420
And I think the kind of scumbag shit will happen until an adult in the room gets serious, right?
00:43:42.460
And it's funny because we found this old story, Ratboy found this old story of an American firefighter who didn't meet the height requirement.
00:43:51.320
Gino Franceschini, New York City, was only five foot six and a quarter inches.
00:43:57.160
And apparently the height minimum that you had to be to be a New York City firefighter was five seven.
00:44:03.080
So here he is with an apparatus he created stretching out his neck.
00:44:07.860
So, I mean, it's a lifelong, you know, people want to be firefighters and they'll do whatever.
00:44:20.020
And then the story also said this guy like bumped himself on the head.
00:44:23.820
So he had like a lump and he still didn't make the cut.
00:44:28.440
And, you know, the adults in the room have to be the ones who say, hey, you're not a lady.
00:44:32.200
Hey, we know you've been stretching your neck out, you know?
00:44:35.340
I'd like the stretch your neck guy out to get in.
00:44:42.300
But then they got taken too far with the homosexuality.
00:44:46.420
Next, we have a meal day in the life as a fatty meal prep thing.
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We're starting out the day with some breakfast.
00:44:56.100
Then we also had to get some protein in for breakfast.
00:45:37.800
If you did the burger bowl lettuce wrap and then the sweet potato fries and then like the
00:45:44.740
keto pizza, you're losing weight for this person.
00:45:48.420
But when you start your day off with that sugary donut and you spike your blood sugar
00:45:58.700
Because then for the rest of the day, you're going to crash energy wise after and then you're
00:46:01.680
going to be like wanting to eat shit for the rest of the day because that's just how
00:46:06.360
And then there is a thing and like that's why keto is so popular.
00:46:10.260
Like when you do keto and you don't ever spike your blood sugar level, you basically
00:46:13.660
if you don't spike your blood sugar, you can't really store fat.
00:46:16.900
Like you can eat like 5,000 calories of meat and steak and you're not going to really gain
00:46:22.420
fat from that because your blood sugar is not spiked and your body's not in a fat storage
00:46:26.840
When you eat the coolers, the drink, the coolers from Starbucks and eat a donut to start your
00:46:33.260
day, anything you eat excess calorie wise, it's going to be immediately stored as fat.
00:46:51.040
The other thing I want to say about this, I'm going to go back to the first frame of
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She says what I ate day in the life of the fatty.
00:47:01.600
She doesn't have like one of those deformed freak faces.
00:47:11.280
And then she just trashes her body all day and makes a joke of it on social media.
00:47:17.180
The sweet potato fries will be your little cheat.
00:47:24.580
It's sad to me when to see somebody who like throws it away.
00:47:27.680
And then they post on social media and like get up.
00:47:30.660
I mean, I'm sure she gets cooked in the comments.
00:47:36.340
But there's also people who are like, yeah, eat whatever you want.
00:47:46.680
She dunked the whole donut into the thing when it's not taking milk.
00:47:51.800
When the donut's sealed and doesn't have that first bite in it, it doesn't take milk.
00:48:00.880
Here's how we reset for the new year as a self-proclaimed power couple.
00:48:04.260
Well, this time of year, we love to have our big annual partner summit.
00:48:08.480
We talk about our favorite memories from the last year and what we learned and then set
00:48:12.260
some goals individually and together for the next year.
00:48:14.940
We talk about how we're going to help each other and sum it up with a mission statement.
00:48:22.340
I've put together a little guide for you guys with all the questions we use.
00:48:25.600
So you can find that in my bio if you want to give it a try with your partner.
00:48:30.440
So they basically turn their relationship into a girl email job.
00:48:35.140
You could have had a conversation and instead you made a homework assignment.
00:48:40.700
I loved when we went to the Bahamas and rode horses in the water.
00:48:49.320
And hey, to be fair, I don't want to be too rude to this couple.
00:48:53.020
Some people are like this and they like organizing and then they find another person who likes
00:48:57.020
organizing and then they do post-it notes and then their vacation is every second
00:49:14.300
And then there's a meme that goes along with this that kind of, they call it the Quirk
00:49:21.860
Quirk Chungus, the girl, fails to realize she has already become her mother.
00:49:34.920
This has in turn become his entire personality.
00:49:51.040
And then he likes Star Wars and probably watches, unfortunately, pornography.
00:50:01.540
Remember, we talked about Caitlin Clark on our last episode and how she got the athlete
00:50:05.780
of the year, but then apologized for being white.
00:50:08.420
The Mystics owner, which is a WNBA basketball team.
00:50:14.280
She went on CNN, I believe, and said this about Caitlin Clark.
00:50:17.600
It has taken the WNBA almost 28 years to get to the point where we are now.
00:50:24.000
And this year, something clicked with the WNBA.
00:50:27.620
And it's because of the draft of the players that came in.
00:50:34.880
We have so many, so much talent out there that has been unrecognized.
00:50:39.700
And I don't think we can just pin it on one player.
00:50:43.040
There has been, you know, this phrase has been couched, hasn't it?
00:50:55.120
It's just the structure of the way media plays out race.
00:51:02.100
I feel really bad because I've seen so many players of color that are equally as talented.
00:51:08.860
And they never got the recognition that they should have.
00:51:16.620
And there was a community note that came up on this video that said 31% of the Mystics ticket sales for the whole year came from the two games against Caitlin Clark.
00:51:29.400
So everybody came to the Mystics games only when Caitlin Clark, one specific player, was in town.
00:51:35.240
Yeah, sounds like times per athlete of the year or whatever, you know?
00:51:38.700
And then Caitlin Clark had the most points of any rookie since 2006.
00:51:51.460
And then the most rookie three-pointers record.
00:51:56.440
But this woman has seen tons of black players shattering records like that, I suppose.
00:52:02.840
And then imagine if they gave the athlete of the year to Angel Reese and then a white owner of a basketball team came on and said, well, there's a lot of white people that it could have gone to.
00:52:15.140
But that just happened and it was basically okay.
00:52:20.460
So how did that work out for you, Caitlin Clark?
00:52:23.240
You're still going to have people saying, yeah, Caitlin Clark was right.
00:52:39.100
Because I thought it was a charity league that lost money every year.
00:52:48.600
Like, what, does she write a check at the end of every year?
00:52:54.500
So what does an owner of something that drains money every year mean?
00:52:59.080
That's like the equivalent of the rich guy whose wife has a flower shop that just loses money.
00:53:06.460
And I guess, what, she married someone or something?
00:53:10.600
Like, everything has been so, like, competitiveness and competitive competition in general has just been removed from society.
00:53:18.260
And then you see people talking like that on TV.
00:53:20.760
And it kind of like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
00:53:23.160
She's the owner of the team that loses X millions a year.
00:53:27.480
And then they tell Caitlin Clark she has white privilege, even though she worked hard, was the best, and was marketable.
00:53:32.420
So white privilege is you do all that, and then they say, oh, we're taking your rewards away.
00:53:40.100
And then the NBA seems to be following suit or maybe trying to merge with the WNBA.
00:54:06.380
We're holding it down for you, P. Diddy, until you're out.
00:54:08.940
You're going to tell them the truth about this?
00:54:12.580
This is like a tracks, like your metrics, your heart rate, how fast you move, shit like that, whatever.
00:54:19.680
You could have let it go all the way down and tuck it in.
00:54:23.980
You made it exactly like a sports bra for fucking to humiliate these guys.
00:54:29.580
And we're going to be discussing in Bonusland today the decline of the NBA as well.
00:54:35.480
Ratings are down and we're going to tell you exactly why.
00:54:42.640
It's crazy how it's only been a month and Trump supporters are already regretting their vote.
00:54:54.500
Oh, you're a little buzzed off of vodka soda lime.
00:55:05.960
You sit in the car seat or are you able to handle the impact of the airbag if you were to get into an accident?
00:55:12.680
That's all I have is what's getting picked up feel like.
00:55:18.100
My thing is, Harry Sisson, I think this type of guy doesn't know what a Trump voter is.
00:55:23.160
They have like this meme in their mind of like this racist, mean, hateful something.
00:55:31.040
And so he makes up a scenario where everyone's mad at Trump after nothing happened so far.
00:55:36.820
Everyone's just eagerly awaiting his return, you know?
00:55:40.260
And I don't think anyone's like, oh, man, this is really horrible and bad so far.
00:55:45.620
So the whole left, all they have, it's like they're yelling.
00:55:49.760
It's like a bunch of people playing on an NBA game and someone yelling from the 300 level like, hey, this game sucks.
00:56:00.300
And so, I don't know, it just, that's all they have.
00:56:04.640
And this is actually a really good sign for us that that's all they have.
00:56:13.640
If you asked Harry Sisson, what's more entertaining, the WNBA or the NBA?
00:56:25.960
He might say NBA because I grew up as a Cleveland Mavericks fan.
00:56:40.280
But in Urban Decay, we have our top 20 words that could also be black names.
00:56:48.460
New York Post had an article or a cover, actually.
00:56:53.920
MTA offers $1 million to study why people evade subway costs.
00:57:01.260
And there's a picture of somebody jumping in the fare, not paying the $2.90 that it costs
00:57:06.740
And they're doing a million-dollar study to figure out why.
00:57:10.020
And then New York Post says, we have the answer.
00:57:21.700
So it says, the Metropolitan Transit Authority is planning to spend up to $1 million in federal
00:57:26.880
grant money on a study they hope will help them understand the mindset of an average
00:57:35.140
I'd rather spend it on how cocaine affects a bird and their mating habits.
00:57:41.640
The behavioral study could cost between $500K and a million.
00:57:44.240
The agency said in the proposal that they had already done some of their own research
00:57:49.620
into people who skipped the $2.90 fare and have already categorized them as either opportunists,
00:57:55.520
rebels, idealists, youth, unintentional, or low-income.
00:58:04.120
And they're like, let's spend another million, right?
00:58:08.580
And then, so, it's also funny because, like, to study the behavior of something, it's like
00:58:15.080
you're talking about studying the dumbest group there is.
00:58:20.860
Similar to when they want Elon Musk to fix homelessness.
00:58:24.040
It's like you're studying the people who jump over the turnstiles because they're criminals
00:58:30.700
You're studying drug addicts who live in squalor.
00:58:33.100
It's like, yeah, they like drugs more than they like eating properly or living properly.
00:58:44.840
And then, similar to no consequences, obviously, it gets worse than just jumping the turnstiles
00:58:51.400
TikTok exec randomly slashed by maniacal stranger, maniacal, on Subway, sues MTA for systematic
00:59:06.300
The last few weeks, even, I've been on fire with my reading.
00:59:09.980
Earlier in the episode, I rattled something off, Justin Trudeau, pretty great.
00:59:20.600
A guy who works at TikTok got slashed mad at the Subway for letting all the criminals out.
00:59:24.840
So now this TikTok exec, he got slashed in the face and now he's suing the MTA for negligence.
00:59:31.720
He says he struggles with nightmares, depressions, and flashbacks from the May 10th, 2023 incident,
00:59:37.460
which occurred shortly after Daniel Penny's Subway chokehold.
00:59:44.900
Moncrief was engaged to the love of his life at the time and working for TikTok when he
00:59:49.760
saw Sean Lewis on the southbound sea train in Brooklyn squabbling with an older drunken
00:59:56.820
I said, look, somebody was killed on the train two weeks ago.
00:59:59.300
They were choked out because someone proceeded to be aggressive.
01:00:06.820
Lewis, who has a history of violence, this is the offender, including an arrest a month
01:00:12.640
before their encounter in which he allegedly choked his girlfriend and threatened her with
01:00:17.120
a knife, chillingly responded, thank you, and then just sliced him in the face with a
01:00:25.280
And this guy was banned from the subway system and then he has an extensive rap sheet, which
01:00:30.360
Yeah, it wasn't immediately clear why he was banned from the transit system.
01:00:34.620
This is according to the New York Post reporting, but his extensive rap sheet includes nine
01:00:38.760
arrests between 2016 and 2021, including assault and strangulation charges in 2023, the same
01:00:45.720
year he committed this knife attack, which resulted in an eight inch gash on the other guy's face
01:01:02.820
And then they'll maybe they'll do a study on like, why did why is there all these violence
01:01:08.020
When did when does the line cross from punching to slashing someone?
01:01:13.540
And then Mediaite was trying to go after the right wingers at the NYYR gala.
01:01:23.460
This was from obviously last night where Raheem was doing the quote and then Alex Brusewitz.
01:01:28.600
But it says, New House Republican tells audience, we need a lot more Daniel Penny's because there
01:01:34.220
are far too many Jordan Neely's in this country.
01:01:38.880
Why are there so many Jordan Neely's in this country?
01:01:40.840
This is another Jordan Neely right here, slashed a guy's face, arrested nine times, like violence
01:01:47.560
It's not like he's got arrested nine times for evading the fairs.
01:01:52.500
Pushing his girlfriend in a window, choking, all this horrible stuff.
01:02:02.780
And then like we can point out a hundred Jordan Neely types, people with extensive rap sheets
01:02:09.760
Speaking of extensive rap sheets and continuing to do random violence, shoplifting is pretty
01:02:19.180
But it is like robbing someone's livelihood and put people in precarious situations.
01:02:24.160
We have some people who got caught looting in this next clip.
01:02:57.220
When they just laugh and they run out and they say, you can't touch me.
01:03:12.980
They understand rules and then they ignore the ones that are important to society.
01:03:17.220
They just know what rules they can work around, right, to manipulate the situation to their
01:03:25.860
It's like, this is kind of who I think corporal punishment should make a comeback for.
01:03:31.320
Like, you know, oh, it's so brutal caning someone in Singapore.
01:03:35.000
But like, these people are laughing, stealing as a group of friends on like a Saturday night
01:03:39.380
Yeah, they're not like schizo drug addicts who are just like running out with a bunch
01:03:47.340
Leave them in like a stockade for a while, you know?
01:03:49.940
Let the townsfolk throw tomatoes at their faces.
01:03:53.740
There's kind of an old medieval line that we lost that these girls kind of fit the perfect
01:04:00.580
Like, you know, hit their hands with something.
01:04:08.800
And then if they do get arrested or they do have to go to court, they'll cry in front
01:04:12.380
of a judge and the judge will go, I'm knocking it down to no big deal.
01:04:19.140
Which takes us to our last piece of Urban Decay, the Black Names section.
01:04:29.680
These are the top 20 words that could also be Black people's names.
01:04:53.320
And that could be used in sentence like, rosacea stole citronella's phone and her cousin put
01:04:58.320
Um, next, amnesia, followed by nefarious, followed by litigious, felonious, debris, cloaca.
01:05:32.060
And we have some, we have some honorable mentions, uh, Dayquil and Bordetella.
01:05:41.280
Those are the commercials you guys probably hear on TV.
01:05:43.520
It's funny because those are just like made up words.
01:05:46.800
And then that's how a lot of Black people name their children.
01:05:51.820
And so like the same departments are competing over scarce new words.
01:05:59.560
We're going to do on Friday, retard of the year award.
01:06:06.300
But if you guys send me some compelling stuff, we'll try to incorporate some others.
01:06:20.380
Our first uplifting story is Trump is eyeing to buy the DC Waldorf Astoria and turn it back
01:06:32.140
I mean, that's like a pro right wing hangout bar.
01:06:34.620
Whenever you go to DC and Trump's in power, everyone goes to Trump Hotel.
01:06:50.300
And the people that come in and out are all the, all the players.
01:06:54.480
He bought it before he ran for president, right?
01:07:01.160
And then now he's coming back and buying it back or thinking about it.
01:07:14.140
Especially if you're in DC or you visit DC, you know where to hang out.
01:07:19.900
It's like everyone you'd want to hang out with.
01:07:28.240
And then like President Xi's not going from China.
01:07:35.680
And then someone said, I think it was Owen Schroer said, he should invite Netanyahu.
01:07:40.200
And then if Netanyahu declines, then it's like something bad's going to happen.
01:07:45.140
Cause if you bring people, all these other heads of state, you have like extra security
01:07:58.840
Let's do a, let's do a live stream from his office.
01:08:09.520
He's attached to the sled with his leash and he goes up the hill.
01:08:26.840
He knows how to come back and he knows he likes going down.
01:08:30.060
Next, Theo Vaughn made a George Floyd joke with Mark Cuban.
01:08:34.320
And, you know, we're trying not to be those hover parents, right?
01:08:44.040
No, your curfew is this, you know, to all my time.
01:09:07.960
And then Mark Cuban's like, no, no, not like that.
01:09:12.140
Like he can't be in the same room as a George Floyd joke.
01:09:18.420
You know, Theo Vaughn might be the only guy who rocks the just chin beard and no other
01:09:33.220
This guy's been signing his name like this for six months now.
01:09:48.360
Next, the Baphomet statue that was erected for the satanic temple in the New Hampshire
01:09:58.260
Someone's Reddit tier fake religion got wrecked and stomped out by a true believer of Christ.
01:10:09.600
Okay, next, we have a girl who made an announcement during her school Christmas party.
01:10:16.760
I am very proud of myself and all of my other friends inside my class.
01:10:23.980
And my class is really sweet, except one little boy.
01:10:39.760
So she's airing her grievances, except for one little boy.
01:10:56.640
We got a special shout out to our boy, Tommy, the lineman, number 45.
01:11:09.020
And in those sacks, four of them caused fumbles, and he recovered three of the fumbles.
01:11:20.520
Keep running your feet and play to the whistle.
01:11:23.240
Especially at a young age, kids aren't built like you.
01:11:29.320
If you get your hands into a kid, just keep driving him until the whistle blows, and even
01:11:36.760
And at a certain point, you'll just keep pancaking people.
01:11:39.520
And then if you have people that are standing around the pile, and the whistle hasn't blown
01:11:43.080
yet, and they're just standing there, come in and just fucking crack them, buddy.
01:11:52.980
Let the ref pull you aside and say, hey, buddy, you got to stop.
01:11:55.760
And you can say, sir, you didn't blow the whistle.
01:11:58.040
I'm going to keep playing until the whistle's blown.
01:12:10.860
Have your parents message me, and we're going to get you guys some t-shirts.
01:12:17.940
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