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00:00:16.620 Welcome back to Flackers Talks, the podcast episode 226.

00:00:20.880 Today on the show, they tried to pass a toxic spending bill.

00:00:25.620 We'll tell you what was in it and how it was stopped.

00:00:28.160 Then a White House whistleblower has come forward and he's describing just how bad Biden's old man brain has gotten.

00:00:36.320 And even worse, they knew about it the whole time.

00:00:39.440 Then in Cringer of the Week, we have a bad dog section followed by Urban Decay, where we have more bad people who are on the road with us.

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00:00:49.200 It's Flackers Talks, the podcast episode 226, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

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00:03:10.920 Happy Friday, Richard.

00:03:12.060 Thank you.

00:03:12.480 Last show before the big break.

00:03:14.880 Yeah.

00:03:15.060 Have we appropriately announced that yet?

00:03:16.660 People understand that we're on break.

00:03:18.520 We're going home.

00:03:19.180 Home for Christmas type stuff.

00:03:20.480 Going home for Krimma.

00:03:21.800 Yeah.

00:03:22.280 There's going to be this show today, a bonus land today.

00:03:26.580 Christmas is next week.

00:03:27.860 So, next Friday, there will be a bonus land.

00:03:30.040 And then the week after, Henchman Maxing 2 comes out on December 31st on Fleckistalks.com.

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00:03:36.900 So, lots to look forward to if you're a bonus lander.

00:03:39.800 And if you're not, you just enjoy some weeks off.

00:03:42.000 Yeah.

00:03:42.280 Enjoy the holidays.

00:03:43.280 There is a little bit of a content drought that happens over, you know, Christmas.

00:03:48.280 Everybody's off, so everyone gets a little ornery.

00:03:50.820 They have to sit there and think.

00:03:52.200 They can't just listen to a podcast and do the dishes.

00:03:54.380 They're now empty-handed.

00:03:55.560 So, I get it.

00:03:56.700 But, you know, you all need some family time, too.

00:03:58.640 Exactly.

00:03:59.000 And I wore my nice jacket for Christmas.

00:04:01.220 Yeah.

00:04:01.800 It's a little thing for you guys.

00:04:03.380 There you go.

00:04:03.760 All right.

00:04:04.000 We have a lot to get to.

00:04:05.140 We have a big show.

00:04:06.620 And if it goes long, it goes long.

00:04:08.960 It's Friday.

00:04:09.760 Everyone's just fucking around at work, pretending to be doing something with one ear pod in,

00:04:13.740 I'm assuming.

00:04:14.340 Yeah.

00:04:14.720 It doesn't seem that serious.

00:04:16.020 And I don't think this episode is going to be that serious, either.

00:04:18.440 So, we got some good stuff.

00:04:19.520 All right.

00:04:20.020 All right.

00:04:20.380 First things first, Satan Claws is coming to town.

00:04:23.880 There he is.

00:04:24.500 Here he is in New York City.

00:04:26.500 Very festive.

00:04:27.580 Very appropriate for New York.

00:04:29.620 Is that trans or is that a bit?

00:04:31.360 Like, the line is so blurred.

00:04:33.540 I mean, the skirt.

00:04:34.680 He went out and bought the skirt.

00:04:36.760 And then the shoes.

00:04:37.720 The stripper heels.

00:04:38.840 I think it just falls under the mental illness umbrella.

00:04:42.080 Yeah.

00:04:42.380 And then within that, there's a lot of spokes.

00:04:44.180 And we don't have to get into the details.

00:04:45.600 For sure.

00:04:46.400 Mentally ill.

00:04:47.080 Yeah.

00:04:47.300 The walking.

00:04:47.860 The walking.

00:04:48.880 Handicapping yourself with that slow walk.

00:04:50.640 That's mental illness, brother.

00:04:52.460 Exactly.

00:04:53.480 All right.

00:04:53.960 Let's get into some stories.

00:04:55.360 Some interesting stuff.

00:04:56.560 This one's kind of a rumor, but I'm running with it.

00:04:59.080 Can you read the headline?

00:05:00.040 Well, the Gateway Pundit reported it, so we're going to read the headline.

00:05:03.020 Borders are Tom Homan suggests Arizona Democrat Governor Katie Hobbs will be, quote, behind

00:05:09.240 bars on day one for refusal to comply with mass deportation efforts.

00:05:13.620 So, even if it's a rumor or not, that's what I want to happen.

00:05:18.280 That's good negotiation.

00:05:20.180 It's kind of Tom Homan adopting the Trump mentality of threatening these people.

00:05:24.960 We need the people who have harbored illegal criminal immigrants for years now, probably

00:05:31.320 a decade.

00:05:32.520 Katie Hobbs, obviously, is relatively new, but they've done that for decades now.

00:05:37.360 They need to be on their heels and scared a little bit.

00:05:39.980 Yeah.

00:05:40.440 I feel like when Biden's been in power, our laws were kind of just looked at as like loose

00:05:46.720 guidance.

00:05:47.480 Yeah.

00:05:47.860 Like, oh, yeah, it's not really illegal, but let him in.

00:05:51.460 We don't enforce this one.

00:05:52.540 We don't enforce that one.

00:05:53.640 We don't enforce this one.

00:05:54.700 So, if you do X, Y, Z, then you and your kids will live in America forever, as long

00:05:58.840 as we have power, right?

00:06:00.160 Exactly.

00:06:00.640 So, the days of like light treason with no repercussions are hopefully coming to an end.

00:06:06.160 If Katie Hobbs has to go to jail because of something she did, that's what has to happen.

00:06:10.740 And then it's also just saying, here's a hard red line in the sand.

00:06:14.060 And if you cross it, there's going to be consequences.

00:06:16.940 So, making them feel, you know, get them on their heels a little bit is what I'm thinking.

00:06:22.460 All right.

00:06:22.680 Let's get into our next story, one of our more important stories of housekeeping.

00:06:26.220 There was a whistleblower, a White House whistleblower that came out who was talking

00:06:29.400 about how bad and dumb and slow and fucked up Joe Biden's old man brain is.

00:06:34.280 I think it was a Wall Street Journal that was who published it.

00:06:37.520 Yeah.

00:06:37.960 Richard Hanania summed it up.

00:06:39.900 It's going to be a little bit of reading, but it's worth it.

00:06:41.560 Can you give it a read, Rappoy?

00:06:42.600 Yeah.

00:06:43.040 So, it's a Wall Street Journal article that finally comes out, you know, and it's like

00:06:47.220 we're six months after the debate where Joe Biden obviously showed everybody.

00:06:52.000 And it was titled, How the White House Functioned with a Diminished Biden in Charge.

00:06:56.600 And here are some highlights in quotes.

00:06:59.020 It said, at events, aides often repeated instructions to him, such as where to enter or exit a stage

00:07:05.080 that would be obvious to the average person.

00:07:07.440 Biden's team tapped campaign co-chairman Jeffrey Katzenberg, a Hollywood mogul,

00:07:12.600 to find a voice coach to improve the president's fading warble.

00:07:17.440 So, a voice coach, entrances and exits.

00:07:20.940 And then this isn't even like, oh, what's our policy with South Korea on our imports again?

00:07:26.120 Or what are we going to do with, you know, how are we going to do inflation?

00:07:29.120 It's like how to get in and out of the room.

00:07:31.040 It's logistics and it's like human logistics.

00:07:33.500 It's not like a scale.

00:07:35.040 It's not like transportation logistics.

00:07:37.280 All right.

00:07:37.820 Yet a sign that the bruising presidential schedule needs to be adjusted for Biden's advanced age

00:07:43.220 had arisen early on in just the first few months of his term.

00:07:46.820 Administration officials noticed that the president became tired if meetings went too long

00:07:51.420 and would make mistakes.

00:07:52.980 Well, that makes sense because he has to get to bed before Wheel of Fortune comes on.

00:07:56.600 Yeah, that's standard old man shit, right?

00:07:59.720 And then here's another quote.

00:08:01.020 If the president was having an off day, meetings could be scrapped altogether.

00:08:05.360 On one such occasion in the spring of 2021, early, spring of 2021, that's a year in,

00:08:11.680 a national security official explained to another aide why a meeting needed to be rescheduled.

00:08:16.620 Quote, he has good days and bad days, and today was a bad day.

00:08:20.120 So we're going to address this tomorrow.

00:08:22.180 The former aide recalled the official saying.

00:08:24.300 And that spring of 2021, he was inaugurated in January of 2021.

00:08:28.140 Yeah.

00:08:28.400 So that's like three months in.

00:08:29.860 Oh, yeah.

00:08:30.360 I was thinking.

00:08:31.300 You gave him a year.

00:08:31.940 I was a year off.

00:08:32.900 Yeah.

00:08:33.640 At some events, the Biden campaign printed the pre-approved questions on note cards and

00:08:38.320 then gave donors the cards to read the questions.

00:08:42.420 Even with all these steps, Biden made flubs, which confounded the donors who knew that Biden

00:08:47.540 had the questions ahead of time.

00:08:48.940 And Hanania says he thought he was going to keep doing this until 2029, which is why he

00:08:54.020 was running for re-election.

00:08:55.080 So jail for anyone who's even in Biden's inner circle.

00:08:58.060 Yeah.

00:08:58.540 And, you know, I would say that, oh, we're surprised or something.

00:09:03.560 We knew this all along.

00:09:05.100 All right-wingers knew this all along.

00:09:06.900 There were pictures of his note cards.

00:09:09.660 You take your seat, like bold font shit.

00:09:13.140 Stay in your chair.

00:09:14.400 And then he wasn't even hiding the cards, you know, he wasn't even hiding them.

00:09:18.780 And then obviously he would always come up to the microphone and be like, okay, who's

00:09:23.000 next?

00:09:23.380 Wall Street Journal, Megan Rapinoe, who?

00:09:26.760 Like, you know, he was telegraphing it.

00:09:29.280 And so we've known it.

00:09:30.720 And it's funny to see the Wall Street Journal kind of be the mainstream media who finally

00:09:35.320 confirms this years later, right?

00:09:39.060 Yeah.

00:09:39.540 So five years later, I remember doing Man in the Street videos about the 2020 election.

00:09:44.380 And my main question was like, do you really think Biden has the mental capacity to do

00:09:49.600 this?

00:09:49.980 And that was in like 2020 before the election even happened.

00:09:53.160 And, you know, this is the past Joe Biden's persona non grata other than pardons on his

00:09:58.280 way out.

00:09:58.940 But like, we do have to litigate the past sometimes because the information comes out so late,

00:10:05.380 you know?

00:10:05.980 And we're going to do that with George Floyd a little later in the episode.

00:10:08.940 And I hope we do it with Jimmy Carter.

00:10:11.740 Jimmy Carter.

00:10:12.320 He's got it.

00:10:12.820 You got personal beef with Jimmy Carter.

00:10:14.500 What did he do in the 80s?

00:10:15.960 I don't know.

00:10:16.260 What did he do in the early 80s?

00:10:17.680 I don't know.

00:10:18.280 I just don't like that he's letting his meat body puppet get used for Kamala Harris shit.

00:10:22.940 Yeah.

00:10:23.340 You're right.

00:10:23.680 You should have just gone to bed.

00:10:25.020 You're right.

00:10:25.500 But that wife, that little wife.

00:10:27.240 Remember that picture of them in the chair?

00:10:29.180 Tiny.

00:10:29.640 The little people, little puppets, little mups.

00:10:31.960 Yeah.

00:10:32.340 Not good.

00:10:32.800 I don't like shit like that.

00:10:33.880 All right.

00:10:34.200 Yeah.

00:10:34.400 Some fun house shit.

00:10:35.760 So that really struck a chord with you.

00:10:37.520 Some real fun house shit.

00:10:38.720 But yeah, I mean, again, it's like, oh, what we got wrong with COVID or the January 6th

00:10:44.220 committee finally admits.

00:10:45.420 And it's like Biden was retarded after all.

00:10:47.740 And it's like, I don't know.

00:10:49.420 Maybe this is just a lesson.

00:10:50.900 Listen to your heart.

00:10:51.860 Follow the alternative media who actually reports and spreads these things that are,

00:10:56.020 you know, going viral online.

00:10:57.780 But MSNBC doesn't address, you know.

00:11:01.420 And it also, if you're like a mainstream media consumer, when the mainstream media Wall Street

00:11:06.280 Journal comes out and says, oh, Biden's been retarded this whole time, you can go, oh,

00:11:09.820 man, Biden's retarded.

00:11:10.860 Good thing we swapped him out and it was the right thing to do.

00:11:13.360 I'm going to keep going to the Wall Street Journal to see what they say next, because

00:11:15.960 they were honest about Biden being retarded.

00:11:17.880 It's like this gives it gives people the track.

00:11:19.860 But like four years too late.

00:11:21.880 But you still have your credibility because it looks like Biden was, in fact, retarded.

00:11:26.020 Yep.

00:11:26.160 All right.

00:11:26.820 Our next story, bird flu, Governor, Governor, Governor, Governor, Gavin Newsom just signed

00:11:34.260 a bird flu emergency declaration.

00:11:36.820 And that was obviously in California.

00:11:38.800 Yeah.

00:11:39.060 I don't know the details.

00:11:40.640 It sounds like one person's died so far.

00:11:42.600 But there was an old video on News Nation about the bird flu.

00:11:47.340 And listen to what this guy says.

00:11:49.000 I remember you told Chris not long ago that the bird flu could make COVID look like a

00:11:56.000 little pandemic, which was quite alarming.

00:11:58.020 I mean, is that really the case?

00:12:01.520 Yes, Brian, I really do think it's very likely that we will at some time, it's not a question

00:12:08.180 of if, it's more of a question of when, we will have a bird flu pandemic.

00:12:12.840 Uh, and, uh, as you mentioned, unfortunately, bird flu, uh, has, uh, when it does enter humans,

00:12:21.580 has a significant mortality, probably somewhere between 25 and 50% mortality.

00:12:28.100 So it's going to be.

00:12:29.240 That's interesting.

00:12:29.640 And that's kind of what we've been talking about, how the next pandemic can be an actual

00:12:32.980 pandemic.

00:12:33.440 Yeah.

00:12:34.200 And bird flu doesn't sound good.

00:12:35.680 And then also if you kind of zoom out and look at the chessboard, bird flu would be a

00:12:40.320 good excuse to go after independent farmers, people doing high quality beef farming and

00:12:45.580 raw milk and stuff like that.

00:12:47.180 So then you have, you know, Oh, RFK and all the Trump people who drink raw milk, they're

00:12:51.380 getting us killed bird flu.

00:12:53.060 And they'll probably have some like deep state person put bird flu in a big independent Amish

00:12:57.780 farmer or something.

00:12:59.000 And then we can get blamed for everything again.

00:13:01.700 Yeah.

00:13:01.900 And isn't that nothing new?

00:13:02.960 Well, haven't they tried to blame RFK for like visiting some Island and people dying

00:13:06.820 there too?

00:13:07.580 I don't know the details of that, but RFK like has to fight that rumor every once in

00:13:11.800 a while.

00:13:12.060 You like killed a whale.

00:13:13.280 You chopped a horse in half.

00:13:14.540 Yeah.

00:13:14.820 Some of those, some of those he did.

00:13:17.440 Yeah.

00:13:17.900 Some he did.

00:13:18.520 I don't know what there was a bear.

00:13:19.820 There was a bear.

00:13:21.120 Um, okay.

00:13:21.920 So bird flu season, I don't know.

00:13:24.100 Are, is it going to become something?

00:13:25.600 I think they're a little late.

00:13:26.780 It's not the election, you know, it didn't come before the election, but obviously something's warming

00:13:31.760 up, right?

00:13:32.240 Yeah.

00:13:32.500 If bird flu comes around in January to February of 2026, January 21st, 2025, then, uh, you'll

00:13:41.320 know it's on purpose again.

00:13:43.420 Um, all right.

00:13:43.980 Our next story is a compelling one, especially if you're like me and you're obsessed with

00:13:49.260 the George Floyd stuff.

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00:14:05.540 George Floyd Kamala shirt on again today under my suit jacket.

00:14:10.740 Um, I remember, I remember like, you know, years ago I was saying how Derek Chauvin's going

00:14:16.760 to get let out.

00:14:17.820 BLM is going to freak out.

00:14:18.780 I thought it was going to happen before the 2024 election didn't end up happening, but

00:14:23.100 it looks like there's some new evidence coming out now that could bring my parlay back alive.

00:14:28.060 It's about the details from his autopsy and stuff.

00:14:31.160 Can you read the tweets?

00:14:32.200 Yeah, it says, uh, oh my God, am I reading this correctly?

00:14:34.980 Was George Floyd alive when he arrived at the hospital?

00:14:38.320 A new court ruling just dropped allowing Derek Chauvin, uh, being allowed to test the heart

00:14:44.220 tissue of George Floyd.

00:14:45.520 Little typo there that wasn't on me.

00:14:47.580 Uh, what I'm more interested in page three, look what it says.

00:14:50.560 The autopsy report shows that anti-mortem blood was collected by HHC on 525, 2020.

00:14:57.220 By definition, anti-mortem means before death.

00:15:00.020 So a judge just acknowledged George Floyd died after he left the scene.

00:15:05.180 Um, and I think that was known the whole time.

00:15:08.720 I'm pretty sure that was a fact that we kind of pointed to people on the right wing.

00:15:13.780 Um, but the judge didn't allow it into the trial.

00:15:17.900 So it's one of those things where if you don't allow it into the trial, jury doesn't know it.

00:15:21.480 And then, oh yeah, that guy killed him.

00:15:22.920 Right?

00:15:23.660 Yeah.

00:15:24.080 And then you had the FBI creeping around and getting involved in a weird way.

00:15:28.300 Obviously we don't trust the FBI and it's gotten out of hand.

00:15:31.060 So it makes sense.

00:15:32.160 Can you read the Charlie Kirk tweet?

00:15:33.380 Yeah.

00:15:33.580 George Floyd's medical examiner changed the autopsy report after meeting with the FBI.

00:15:38.680 Yes.

00:15:38.900 You read that correctly.

00:15:39.940 For some reason, the FBI was involved in the George Floyd autopsy.

00:15:43.460 So we're going to send Cash Patel in there.

00:15:45.420 Cash Patel.

00:15:45.920 Maybe even send Tom Homan in.

00:15:47.320 Those guys with a one, two.

00:15:49.060 Mm-hmm.

00:15:49.760 Get everyone arrested.

00:15:51.040 Find out exactly what happened.

00:15:52.560 Free Derek Chauvin.

00:15:53.700 Give him a medal of freedom.

00:15:55.240 Yeah.

00:15:55.420 And then, I was going to say, maybe invite him to the Army-Navy game or something.

00:16:01.700 Give him a million dollars cash.

00:16:03.360 Yeah.

00:16:03.720 I mean, he got stabbed in prison.

00:16:05.960 Like, and the whole knee on the back thing was like protocol for the Minneapolis State

00:16:10.320 Police.

00:16:10.780 They changed that after the fact, right?

00:16:12.700 And George Floyd had a heart problem and he was alive when he left.

00:16:16.280 George Floyd.

00:16:17.020 He had fentanyl in the system.

00:16:17.720 And George Floyd's, another big thing in the trial in terms of like letting people, letting

00:16:22.420 facts in or out is the drug dealer who sold George Floyd the fentanyl mixed with meth

00:16:28.160 pills that were like pressed pills.

00:16:30.360 He wasn't given immunity to testify.

00:16:33.360 So he was just like pleading the fifth on the stand.

00:16:36.120 So there wasn't like information like, yeah, I did give him a lot of fucking shit, a lot

00:16:40.280 of pills.

00:16:41.200 You know what I mean?

00:16:42.140 Like there were just a lot of little miscarriages of justice that got swept under that 2020 mania,

00:16:47.780 right?

00:16:48.200 The same mania that allowed giant corporations to hire a whole new DEI departments and dumb

00:16:53.740 shit like that.

00:16:55.140 There was mania in the courtroom as well.

00:16:57.280 And so, I mean, we obviously want to see justice done.

00:16:59.540 I don't think the guy should rot in prison and get stabbed in prison by people.

00:17:03.100 I really feel bad for what's happened with Derek Chauvin and I think we release him and

00:17:07.820 then that'll get BLM going again and then there'll be bird flu and then it'll be 2020

00:17:12.220 all over again.

00:17:13.120 But this time, bird flu, George Floyd too.

00:17:15.840 Bird flu, George Floyd too, Chauvin's revenge, it would be the title.

00:17:20.180 But doesn't this make a little, not make that much sense that it's after the 2024 election?

00:17:25.780 Shouldn't some of this shit been accelerated or, you know?

00:17:28.260 I think if they-

00:17:29.380 That's where you lose me a little bit, right?

00:17:30.500 If they did it before, I think the Republicans would have been out in full force because they

00:17:35.160 did it last time, remember, as a narrative thing and then that's how they justified the

00:17:38.980 mail-in ballots.

00:17:39.800 Oh, everyone's mad about George Floyd racism, Trump's racist.

00:17:43.220 That's why all the mail-in ballots came.

00:17:45.520 They didn't really have the mail-in ballot operation this time.

00:17:48.240 So if they did BLM burn the cities down again, I think even more Republicans would have been

00:17:52.540 like, we're done with this shit voting for Trump.

00:17:55.960 So I don't think they had the one-two parlay with the mail-in ballots accompanied by the

00:18:01.920 racist claims because of George Floyd.

00:18:03.740 Yeah.

00:18:04.160 And it's been a long-term position of this podcast that BLM is losing steam.

00:18:08.760 So we'll see what happens if they do end up releasing him.

00:18:11.740 And if Trump's in office, the national response, I think, would be a lot stronger.

00:18:15.780 He doesn't want to see these cities burn again.

00:18:17.400 We saw what happened last time and everyone kind of got away with it.

00:18:20.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:18:21.080 Everyone got away with it last time.

00:18:22.600 They destroyed the monuments and all this stuff, and everyone was kind of scared.

00:18:26.440 This time, I think we start arresting people who do bad stuff if they start BLM protesting

00:18:32.600 again.

00:18:33.140 Yeah.

00:18:33.700 All right.

00:18:33.980 We have a little bit of a migrant section, not fully, but just something I wanted to show

00:18:37.660 you guys from our friends in Pakistan, India.

00:18:41.980 Something.

00:18:42.500 Looks like India.

00:18:47.540 What's going on here?

00:18:52.600 All right.

00:18:57.460 So after thousands of years of human development, in the year 2024, the year of our Lord, 2024,

00:19:04.980 you finally learned about Ass Wheel.

00:19:08.880 It took you that long.

00:19:11.440 Thousands and hundreds of thousands of years.

00:19:14.020 And in 2024, right at the buzzer, right before 2025, you just learned about Ass Wheel.

00:19:20.640 I didn't know they had Indian drag people doing Ass Wheel shit like that.

00:19:24.400 Oh, I didn't know it was drag.

00:19:25.720 Look, these are dudes.

00:19:26.960 These are guys.

00:19:27.960 So they got to drag first and then Ass Wheel.

00:19:30.840 Yeah.

00:19:31.400 I don't know.

00:19:32.360 This is the migrant section, you're saying?

00:19:34.120 Yeah.

00:19:34.620 This is what you're up to?

00:19:35.460 And that was it.

00:19:36.040 That was the only clip from it.

00:19:37.220 All right.

00:19:37.740 So we're going on to our next thing to see our spending bill that got-

00:19:41.420 It's going from Ass Wheel to spending bill.

00:19:43.200 Come on.

00:19:44.460 That's why this show's so good.

00:19:45.960 All right.

00:19:46.600 That's what I like about it.

00:19:47.740 I question your decision-making.

00:19:49.460 You can go anywhere with it.

00:19:50.720 Okay.

00:19:51.000 And then when people try to do a Mediate article or a right-wing watch, and they go,

00:19:55.980 oh, right after the Ass Wheel section, they spread misinformation about the CR spending bill.

00:20:01.180 Make them watch the Ass Wheel thing.

00:20:03.260 And they'll go, this isn't a serious show.

00:20:04.740 We don't have to write an article about this.

00:20:06.320 That's true.

00:20:06.760 We don't have to ruin these guys' lives.

00:20:08.140 All right.

00:20:08.860 All right.

00:20:09.220 So the spending bill, there wasn't a vote on it.

00:20:12.060 It was about to be voted on a few days ago, and it was just full of shit.

00:20:17.880 Yeah.

00:20:18.200 Can you read the list of stuff?

00:20:19.880 Yeah.

00:20:20.200 This is a summation on Twitter.

00:20:21.840 $60 billion to Ukraine.

00:20:23.980 Unconstitutional force of courts to protect Congress.

00:20:26.740 That was a big one.

00:20:28.120 Past and future blanket immunity for deep state.

00:20:30.680 Unconstitutional emergency powers, mask and vaccine mandates, gain-of-function research,

00:20:37.320 funding of 12 biolabs, vaccine passports.

00:20:40.820 And then this was all smuggled in with, like, hurricane aid relief.

00:20:44.960 Yeah.

00:20:45.520 And then that put people in a tough spot.

00:20:47.820 Like, in our district, Anna Paulina Luna, the congresswoman here, her district was very

00:20:53.300 heavily affected by the hurricanes.

00:20:55.720 Yeah.

00:20:56.060 Like, wiped out, needed funding.

00:20:57.780 And it put people like her in a tough spot where, like, you're kind of, if you vote no

00:21:02.400 on this crap bill, you're voting against hurricane funding for your district.

00:21:07.180 And it's like, I'm really voting against all the fucking 1,400 other pages that are in

00:21:11.840 this piece of shit, Bill, right?

00:21:13.100 Yeah.

00:21:13.540 And then if you do vote against it, then you have the Democrats do, you know, the hit piece

00:21:19.560 commercials at the next election saying, Anna Paulina Luna voted against hurricane relief

00:21:25.480 for Pinellas County.

00:21:26.480 Yeah.

00:21:26.800 Anna Paulina Luna's happy your house got wiped away.

00:21:29.600 She wiped away your house, actually, personally.

00:21:31.820 She was laughing about it.

00:21:33.580 You know?

00:21:34.420 But I think the days of those types of commercials are kind of, like, coming to an end anyway.

00:21:39.420 Because once everyone figured out what was really going on with this bill on Twitter,

00:21:44.020 with Elon and everyone tweeting it, they knew it was like a deep state bill that you couldn't

00:21:47.820 vote for.

00:21:48.480 Yeah.

00:21:48.620 But years ago, before you had this transparency, if you voted against it, maybe that ad run

00:21:54.780 against you in your next election that you voted against hurricane relief, that could

00:21:58.920 actually be effective.

00:22:00.020 Now everyone's so woke to what's going on that it's like they sniff the bullshit.

00:22:04.560 Yeah.

00:22:05.120 Yeah.

00:22:05.500 And this is just, it's crazy because Trump got elected so, in such a big victory, and

00:22:12.680 we've been talking about government efficiency and shit, and Congress, like a drug addict,

00:22:18.200 is looking for one last hit before the, you know, dad comes home or something.

00:22:22.000 And it's just, like, the fattest, porkiest bill you've ever seen.

00:22:26.600 And, you know, this is our fault, too, as Republicans.

00:22:30.520 Like, Mike Johnson is the Speaker of the House.

00:22:32.780 We took him to the UFC.

00:22:34.180 We took him.

00:22:34.760 He got to go to the Army-Navy game, too.

00:22:36.840 And he was looking around like a little kid having fun, like, oh, he's my friend.

00:22:40.060 Oh, I get to ride on Trump Force One?

00:22:41.720 And then you do this piece of shit, Bill.

00:22:44.280 So, like...

00:22:45.320 And then he canceled his trip to AmFest.

00:22:47.280 Did he?

00:22:47.940 Yeah.

00:22:48.480 Wow.

00:22:49.400 Pussy.

00:22:49.980 I would, too.

00:22:50.520 I mean, but so, and that's the point.

00:22:52.180 It's, like, there's this certain swampiness that transcends Republican and Democrat.

00:22:57.800 And, like, these people just love slipping in favors and spending and shit.

00:23:01.520 It's, like, can we get a single-page bill?

00:23:03.680 Can we just vote on hurricane relief today?

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00:23:19.080 Hashtag make a play.

00:23:20.520 You know, for real Americans, and not attach a million things to it, but that's the way

00:23:25.700 Congress works, and that's what we obviously want to change, right?

00:23:29.440 Yeah, we're going to need those biolabs in Ukraine because we have something in the works

00:23:33.540 for next January.

00:23:35.100 Yeah, but we need those biolabs up and running for bird flu season.

00:23:37.980 It's like, what?

00:23:38.640 What was that part?

00:23:40.020 Yeah.

00:23:40.420 Yeah, that's pretty much how it comes across.

00:23:43.260 But I'm glad to see it worked out the way it did.

00:23:45.620 Everyone voted against it.

00:23:46.880 Probably not going to vote on it.

00:23:48.540 Nothing new until Trump's in power, hopefully.

00:23:50.840 Yeah.

00:23:51.080 And it's like, you think I care if the government shuts down?

00:23:53.580 You guys fucking light money on fire.

00:23:56.140 I'd be so happy.

00:23:57.180 I want an extended shutdown.

00:23:58.860 Yeah.

00:23:59.340 Send everyone home.

00:24:00.300 Yeah.

00:24:00.420 All right, we're getting into it now, Mayorkas.

00:24:04.180 We're getting into it now.

00:24:05.680 Yes, we are.

00:24:06.580 We're deep in the show.

00:24:07.840 Well, once you swing on Mike Johnson, you're getting into it, you know?

00:24:11.320 Well, you know, everyone needs to do better, right?

00:24:14.600 Don't people need to be held accountable and shit?

00:24:16.860 Like, I don't care.

00:24:17.680 I'm not like a my side, your side.

00:24:19.740 It's like, what the fuck is that doing in the bill?

00:24:22.180 What's that piece?

00:24:23.280 Someone explain this sentence to me.

00:24:25.140 Who wrote that?

00:24:26.400 You know?

00:24:27.020 And it's lobbyists.

00:24:28.180 And the bill's like this big.

00:24:29.560 It's crazy, dude.

00:24:30.880 They try to squeeze you and make you vote.

00:24:32.500 Dan Crenshaw.

00:24:33.100 I don't even know what Dan Crenshaw's talking about lately.

00:24:34.920 He's been thrashing around online.

00:24:36.080 He's been really squirming.

00:24:38.000 He's a real rat.

00:24:38.940 Don't get me started on Dan Crenshaw again.

00:24:40.520 I could do a whole episode on Dan Crenshaw.

00:24:42.200 I think he voted no, though.

00:24:43.300 I think he voted no.

00:24:44.260 Okay.

00:24:44.560 That was close, Dan.

00:24:45.620 Or was threatened.

00:24:46.300 Why, Dan?

00:24:47.240 Why wear a mask and photo, Dan?

00:24:51.340 Okay.

00:24:51.980 Mayorkas did an interview on MSNBC where he's talking about China hacking all of our stuff.

00:24:56.840 And here's what he said.

00:24:57.560 China has, in fact, hacked into our telecommunications providers, some of them.

00:25:04.440 And the extent of it is quite serious.

00:25:08.060 And I should say that in response to that, we have taken action.

00:25:12.840 We in the federal government have stood up a unified coordination group, a multi-agency response to this hack.

00:25:21.660 Just today, our cybersecurity and infrastructure security agency published mobile communications best practices that everyone should read, especially people in positions of responsibility in the United States government.

00:25:35.920 It's a very sophisticated hack.

00:25:39.100 I can't speak publicly to how it occurred.

00:25:43.380 But the telecom providers are focused intensely on it.

00:25:47.860 And they are working in partnership with us to remediate it.

00:25:52.580 But how long has this been going on?

00:25:54.100 Months?

00:25:54.580 It is not an overnight hack.

00:26:00.720 This is a very sophisticated one.

00:26:03.140 And it's still going on.

00:26:04.560 And it is still going on.

00:26:07.380 Oh.

00:26:08.360 Yeah.

00:26:08.860 Oh, but I released a best practices memo.

00:26:11.700 Yeah.

00:26:11.960 It's like a bunch of bullet points.

00:26:13.360 It's this big.

00:26:14.520 It's full of all kinds of crap, too.

00:26:16.400 You should read it.

00:26:17.280 Read my book.

00:26:18.260 Read my book that I wrote.

00:26:19.380 So I guess he's maybe – I'm glad to see he took a break from, like, opening the border wall to go do an interview and put a tie on.

00:26:25.420 That's right after.

00:26:26.340 That's after the NBC.

00:26:27.580 He's like, oh, sorry, I got to run, Martha.

00:26:29.760 I got to let 10 million people in.

00:26:31.900 And this is like Homeland Security, right?

00:26:34.180 Like, Homeland Security.

00:26:35.280 It doesn't feel like we're doing much security.

00:26:37.920 Like, we're missing half of the name.

00:26:39.780 It doesn't feel like we're really winning out there.

00:26:41.820 It's like Planned Parenthood.

00:26:43.300 Yeah.

00:26:43.620 You know, you're not really planning any Parenthoods.

00:26:45.380 Homeland Security.

00:26:46.860 You're botching it.

00:26:47.520 You're not really doing any security for the Homeland.

00:26:49.680 Yeah.

00:26:50.520 And so, I mean, thank God this guy's time is coming to an end.

00:26:53.540 He should go to jail, too.

00:26:54.740 I think he's the top contender for actual jail time.

00:26:57.880 And we're not just saying this because we want to put all of our political opponents in jail.

00:27:01.580 We have reasons for every single person.

00:27:03.660 They did things.

00:27:04.760 We're going to find out, and they're all going to jail.

00:27:07.300 Yeah.

00:27:07.920 All right.

00:27:08.480 We're moving on to the final page of housekeeping.

00:27:11.020 Tickle and juice, please.

00:27:12.380 I can't do the full spiel.

00:27:13.800 Okay.

00:27:14.160 That's fine.

00:27:15.000 We're headed into Christmas.

00:27:16.140 Are you in the Christmas spirit?

00:27:18.060 I'm trying to.

00:27:18.700 I'm trying to not be a Grinch.

00:27:20.580 Okay.

00:27:21.040 But then you see the Mayorkas video, and you start getting Grinchy.

00:27:23.860 I know.

00:27:24.460 You see Mike Johnson.

00:27:25.600 You see what Mike Johnson did.

00:27:26.600 He started getting Grinchy.

00:27:27.700 He took you to UFC, Mike.

00:27:29.040 Should I snap it back?

00:27:30.120 Snap your fucking finger back.

00:27:31.220 I'll drive you to the hospital.

00:27:32.500 It makes me want to snap it back.

00:27:34.200 All right.

00:27:34.560 First things first.

00:27:35.320 In my page of housekeeping, where I can talk about whatever I want, I'm allowed.

00:27:39.220 There was something that was very disturbing that was posted online that I was involved in.

00:27:43.160 And it hasn't, I haven't been the same since, and I'm not sitting right with it.

00:27:49.940 Shaking you to your core.

00:27:51.180 There's something that's really afoot that I do not understand, and I just want to tell you guys about it, and then maybe you guys can help me understand in the comments, or maybe support me online when you see what I'm battling.

00:28:02.760 Can you read the tweet, please?

00:28:04.960 Yeah.

00:28:05.200 What conservative pundit do you want on your side during a bar brawl?

00:28:09.620 Only one right answer, geopolitical implications.

00:28:12.220 The options are Tim Kast, Ben Shapiro, Fleckis, Jordan Peterson.

00:28:17.560 And Fleckis won almost 10,000 total votes, but he only won 47% of the votes.

00:28:23.240 That's a plurality, not a majority of votes.

00:28:26.300 I barely even won.

00:28:28.320 Yeah.

00:28:28.900 Tim Pool is second place with 31% of votes.

00:28:31.420 People were saying, I think Ben Shapiro is scrappy.

00:28:36.360 He's a 5'5 Jewish guy.

00:28:38.060 He wears a yarmulke.

00:28:39.620 What are you fucking talking about?

00:28:40.920 Tim Pool, I don't think he's that tall either.

00:28:43.040 He's a small guy.

00:28:44.220 Tim Pool is a smaller guy as well.

00:28:45.780 I'm not going to talk shit on Tim Pool, but if you asked him, hey, Tim Pool, would you pride yourself on your ability to knock someone out?

00:28:52.300 I don't think, he'd probably go, no.

00:28:53.640 No.

00:28:54.160 I'm a beanie.

00:28:55.400 I play Magic the Gathering type shit.

00:28:56.860 Yeah, which is fine.

00:28:57.900 Not everyone needs to be a fighter, but if it's a fighting pool, and then you put me in it, and one of the guys is 70 years old and on pills, and then the other person is a 5'5 Jewish guy, and then Tim Pool, who I'm sure is nice, I don't know what to do.

00:29:12.660 Major disrespect, yeah.

00:29:13.960 Maybe some people just didn't know you.

00:29:15.680 Maybe they were like a random voter.

00:29:16.800 Some people said, I never heard of Fleck as I'm going to vote for him because everyone else, you know, whatever.

00:29:21.680 But that really rocked me.

00:29:23.820 Can you read a couple of the responses?

00:29:25.660 There's nothing crazy here.

00:29:26.780 We're not going to spend too much time on it.

00:29:29.500 But there was one.

00:29:30.620 Smart answer is Pool.

00:29:31.820 He's least likely to panic, given his previous wartime journalism.

00:29:35.260 But I'm picking Peterson because it would be the funniest.

00:29:38.640 Shapiro is built, someone said.

00:29:41.540 Built like what?

00:29:43.740 I'm not even going to be too mean.

00:29:44.920 I picked Tim Pool only because I think he could talk the brawl down before it got started.

00:29:49.660 That's not the question, guys.

00:29:52.240 Not the question.

00:29:53.520 Can any of those people bench 225?

00:29:55.220 I doubt it.

00:29:56.260 Can any of those people bench 225 over 20 times?

00:29:58.640 I doubt it.

00:30:00.780 Here we are.

00:30:01.960 We're not going to spend too much time on it.

00:30:03.240 Yeah, I told him this was a bonus land topic, and he insisted.

00:30:06.520 He insisted to address this in the main episode.

00:30:08.640 It's been on my mind too much this week.

00:30:10.460 Okay, that's fine.

00:30:12.200 Let's get into our aliens.

00:30:13.260 Aliens.

00:30:14.060 Let's get into the aliens section.

00:30:15.680 Hey, can I be honest?

00:30:16.800 I'm done with aliens.

00:30:18.280 Yeah, me too.

00:30:19.040 So just cook on this yourself.

00:30:20.220 I fucking, I'm so tired of aliens now.

00:30:22.400 Me too, but it's like a champagne problem.

00:30:25.720 I know, but nothing ever happens.

00:30:27.620 I'm in the nothing ever happens camp now.

00:30:29.280 It's going to happen, and this one's different.

00:30:31.000 Okay, what's our first clip from aliens?

00:30:33.000 Joe Biden is putting the worries to rest.

00:30:36.680 Be rest assured that Joe Biden can handle this.

00:30:39.000 He was asked about it, and here's what he said.

00:30:40.480 All of those drones over New Jersey, what's the behind all of that?

00:30:49.080 Nothing nefarious, apparently, but they're checking it all out.

00:30:52.860 I think it's just one.

00:30:55.800 There's a lot of drones authorized up there.

00:30:59.240 I think one started, and they all got it.

00:31:01.300 Everybody's wanting to get in the deal.

00:31:03.600 Oh, so yeah, so one started, and they all went up and wanted to get in on the deal.

00:31:07.640 All right, thank you, Joe.

00:31:09.520 Thank you.

00:31:10.580 Okay.

00:31:11.280 New York Times piece coming in 2029 about how Joe Biden wasn't capable of understanding the drones in New Jersey.

00:31:18.380 All right, next.

00:31:19.320 Remember the Men in Black that we showed from Niagara Falls, and then we made the correction or the amendment that they also have no eyebrows?

00:31:26.100 Yeah.

00:31:26.240 This is from a TV show, and look how they're presented.

00:31:33.280 So, what's this all about?

00:31:39.760 We're here to ask you a few questions.

00:31:42.540 That's enough.

00:31:43.620 But the eyebrows.

00:31:45.300 That's what they're up to.

00:31:46.060 A lot of times, the CIA will tell Hollywood, like they did with Steven Spielberg, what the aliens look like, what they act like, what capabilities they have.

00:31:55.020 And then when they make the movie, it's kind of like predictive programming for what's eventually coming.

00:31:59.580 So, that makes sense, right?

00:32:01.140 Okay.

00:32:01.720 Okay, next, we're talking about plasmoids.

00:32:04.020 So, these are called plasmoids, and the drones are actually probably government drones chasing these plasmoids, and they don't want us to know how important these are.

00:32:13.220 These are magic.

00:32:13.960 And it's all about these geometric shapes and plasmoids, and I've now only, after digging into science, realized that that's really what these orbs are, is a plasmosphere.

00:32:23.500 So, whoever had sent me this, and they basically say, like, this power is unlimited.

00:32:27.820 Have you heard the theory behind orbs, a.k.a. plasmoids?

00:32:30.980 Take a listen.

00:32:31.600 Okay, plasmoids, guys.

00:32:33.660 Sounds good.

00:32:34.540 I don't think we learned anything from the video.

00:32:36.440 So, the plasmoids apparently have, like, unlimited free energy, or the technology or the capabilities for that.

00:32:43.920 Like, the amount of energy in a plasmoid is crazy.

00:32:45.880 There's a lot of plasmoids.

00:32:47.020 And then you can make them free energy, which is a thing.

00:32:50.380 That's a thing that everyone knows about, free energy.

00:32:53.280 Perpetual energy.

00:32:54.500 So, then you have plasmoids that can bring in free energy.

00:32:57.360 There could be, like, a golden age uplifting aspect to the aliens.

00:33:02.000 Okay.

00:33:02.580 So, I just wanted to get plasmoids.

00:33:04.080 I want to plant that seed with you guys.

00:33:05.940 We've shown it.

00:33:06.540 And then, remember, we showed the NFL from the 1979 game?

00:33:09.260 Yeah.

00:33:09.540 Those were plasmoids?

00:33:10.460 And those were plasmoids.

00:33:11.520 Oh, my God.

00:33:11.760 And that was the same thing.

00:33:12.760 It's crazy.

00:33:13.900 So, the plasmoids have been around for a long time.

00:33:16.080 The bad guys have been trying to keep them from us.

00:33:18.080 Trump's going to meet the aliens, make a deal, free energy for life, golden age ushered in.

00:33:22.580 Okay.

00:33:22.800 Next, we actually have footage of a drone taking off, an alien ship taking off.

00:33:30.740 Here it goes.

00:33:33.420 Uh-oh.

00:33:36.100 Ruined your project.

00:33:37.560 Yeah.

00:33:38.040 Ruined your little garage project you worked all five years on.

00:33:41.740 $2,800 in supplies, gone.

00:33:44.600 Nice try.

00:33:45.460 You wanted to fuck with the neighbors.

00:33:46.620 And then, we actually have our first UFO message that was directly delivered to humans.

00:33:52.800 What is it?

00:34:03.040 I don't know.

00:34:03.780 Let's see.

00:34:07.220 Some kind of message.

00:34:13.360 What happened?

00:34:14.280 It's a Friday show.

00:34:15.540 We're relaxed.

00:34:16.100 Welcome to this show.

00:34:17.320 We're relaxed.

00:34:18.000 It's a Friday show.

00:34:18.620 Okay.

00:34:19.180 I can't do aliens anymore.

00:34:21.480 That was the last one.

00:34:22.400 I know.

00:34:22.720 We're coming back from break.

00:34:23.880 I know.

00:34:24.160 We're coming back from break.

00:34:25.100 And I'm not.

00:34:25.740 We can't.

00:34:26.140 Unless something seriously happens.

00:34:27.540 Unless an alien comes and shakes Trump's hand.

00:34:29.260 I'm not doing aliens again.

00:34:30.860 I never get satisfied.

00:34:33.000 Urban Decay, I get satisfied.

00:34:34.280 We reach conclusions.

00:34:35.940 We understand human nature.

00:34:37.960 But don't.

00:34:38.420 This alien shit.

00:34:39.520 Don't count them out.

00:34:40.420 Because they could help us talk about the 2020 election fraud stuff.

00:34:44.520 They might know the real score of that election.

00:34:46.140 We talked about that before.

00:34:47.360 Okay.

00:34:47.640 Last piece of our alien section.

00:34:49.700 I was on a walk earlier in the week.

00:34:52.180 No one's going to believe this, unfortunately.

00:34:54.220 Because my phone was dead, so I had it charging at home.

00:34:56.320 And I went for a walk with Jerry.

00:34:57.680 And I saw a UFO.

00:35:00.820 Not necessarily in a ship.

00:35:02.700 It was an unidentifiable flying object that I saw near the moon.

00:35:06.960 It was orange.

00:35:08.280 I have like a picture I made of it from Instagram stories.

00:35:11.660 It's the only thing I can use to make it to reenact what I saw.

00:35:14.380 But it was like this little orange orb.

00:35:16.080 It had a tail on it.

00:35:17.440 It was during the full moon.

00:35:18.980 It had a tail on it like I'd never seen before.

00:35:21.620 It looked like a rocket.

00:35:22.480 But the tail was curved.

00:35:24.200 And then it was coming towards me.

00:35:25.720 And then it stopped.

00:35:27.200 And then it went opposite direction.

00:35:29.500 And it had a huge tail.

00:35:31.080 I've never seen anything in the sky with a tail.

00:35:32.860 Except when I saw the videos of like SpaceX launching stuff.

00:35:36.160 And like California people saw some weird stuff.

00:35:38.520 I really did see it.

00:35:40.140 I tried in my head to communicate with it.

00:35:42.440 I said fly over me if you can hear my thoughts.

00:35:44.940 Didn't do that.

00:35:46.540 Did you really do that?

00:35:47.580 I really did that.

00:35:48.300 That's like an instinct that you have?

00:35:50.300 You go mental communication with the...

00:35:52.220 I looked right at it.

00:35:53.160 And I started saying the same thing over and over.

00:35:54.860 Like if you can hear what I'm saying, if you can understand me, please fly over my head.

00:35:58.160 If you can hear me, you can understand me, please fly over my head.

00:36:00.680 And it never did.

00:36:02.060 But I really...

00:36:03.100 That theory's out.

00:36:04.240 So it doesn't...

00:36:05.200 I swear to God, I saw what that image kind of looks like, what I made.

00:36:11.640 I saw that.

00:36:12.640 You saw something.

00:36:13.640 And I can't explain it.

00:36:14.920 And I can't explain it.

00:36:15.640 Maybe it's a rocket from MacDill Air Force Base in Tampa.

00:36:19.020 Maybe it's a weird, whatever, a satellite or a test launch.

00:36:23.160 But I saw something in the sky I've never seen before.

00:36:26.680 And I didn't have my phone with me the one time.

00:36:29.500 Okay.

00:36:29.980 There you go.

00:36:30.580 You've got it out on the record.

00:36:32.100 Yeah.

00:36:32.300 You're turning me into a Grinch.

00:36:34.040 Yeah.

00:36:34.580 I can't...

00:36:35.360 I hate aliens now, the way we've done it.

00:36:38.140 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:36:39.500 I'm getting down and depressed in housekeeping.

00:36:41.060 That's not where you get down and depressed.

00:36:42.540 Well, this will help.

00:36:43.660 We're going to end housekeeping before Christmas break with a new single from one of my potential

00:36:51.400 future clients, Oliver Cho, Oliver.CHUO on Instagram.

00:36:55.820 Go follow him.

00:36:56.580 Tell him I sent you.

00:36:57.400 He has a Bruce Springsteen rendition.

00:37:04.400 And I ain't got nothing to say.

00:37:08.300 I come home in the morning.

00:37:11.500 I go to bed feeling the same way.

00:37:14.920 I'm nothing but tired.

00:37:18.440 May I just try and close myself?

00:37:22.020 Maybe, baby.

00:37:24.660 I could use just little help.

00:37:27.620 You can start a fire.

00:37:30.320 You can start a fire without a spark.

00:37:34.000 This is guns for fire.

00:37:37.420 Even we are standing in the dark.

00:37:41.100 I mean, we're not uplifting gold yet, but uplifting and gold.

00:37:46.240 Nice work, Oliver.

00:37:47.160 Keep up the great work.

00:37:48.620 Your costumes and everything have been on point.

00:37:50.700 You're doing great.

00:37:51.820 All right.

00:37:52.200 We're into cringe of the week.

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00:38:42.320 Let's get into cringe.

00:38:45.000 All right.

00:38:47.020 Our first clip of cringe of the week is the emotional support, great Dane that was brought

00:38:51.060 onto an airplane.

00:38:52.300 Hi, welcome aboard.

00:38:57.740 Where does he go?

00:39:13.000 I don't know.

00:39:13.580 Is he sitting between your legs?

00:39:15.260 I don't think so.

00:39:15.900 I don't think he can.

00:39:16.660 He gets his own seat.

00:39:18.040 And you can see the dog.

00:39:19.260 He comes in.

00:39:19.840 He steps on the flight attendant's foot.

00:39:21.600 He's looking around like active.

00:39:23.280 You ever see a real emotional support dog?

00:39:24.760 They just kind of like, if they're on duty, they're just sitting there.

00:39:27.860 They're waiting to like react to help the owner.

00:39:30.080 This guy's just bringing his, he's bringing his dog home for Christmas.

00:39:33.040 So he sits on in a full seat at the end.

00:39:35.740 He got his own seat.

00:39:37.420 And yeah, so this emotional support stuff, obviously I think we've harped on it before.

00:39:42.180 It's getting out of hand.

00:39:43.660 People are cheating it.

00:39:44.740 People are scamming it.

00:39:46.660 It's basically the same thing as becoming trans to become a firefighter.

00:39:50.720 Yeah.

00:39:51.160 And then there is like a nuance to it too.

00:39:53.340 Like if you're making fun of clown world and how absurd things have gotten and you're doing this as like a pushback, go ahead and do it.

00:40:00.920 If you're right wing and that's your dog, bring your dog wherever you want.

00:40:03.600 You know the rules now, how stupid it is.

00:40:05.280 But if you're left wing, you're the problem.

00:40:08.160 Exactly.

00:40:08.720 There is a little bit to it.

00:40:10.220 If you genuinely think, oh, well, this is my emotional support animal.

00:40:12.960 This is, I deserve this.

00:40:14.120 I'm entitled to this.

00:40:15.160 This is my right.

00:40:16.220 Get the fuck out.

00:40:17.200 But if you're making fun of clown world and bending the rules because no one will challenge you, even though you're clearly breaking the rules.

00:40:23.760 You have a great Dane in 14C.

00:40:26.220 In coach.

00:40:27.020 Yeah.

00:40:27.360 What the fuck?

00:40:28.600 Yeah.

00:40:28.880 So I don't know.

00:40:29.540 The world is yearning for someone to stand up and say, hey, we're done with this bullshit.

00:40:36.520 We're done.

00:40:37.100 That's fake.

00:40:38.360 You're out.

00:40:39.260 You know, like get them out.

00:40:41.480 So I don't know.

00:40:42.340 There's someone needs to stand up before this gets even more out of hand.

00:40:47.080 I've seen a mini horse before.

00:40:49.540 So people are retarded and someone needs to be a little bit of a fascist or some mean word when it comes to this animal shit.

00:40:58.280 Right.

00:40:58.460 And then a lot of people.

00:41:00.020 So I'm not a huge Twitter person, but a lot of people online are doing replies and they're like, oh, my great Dane, blah, blah, blah.

00:41:09.260 He's a perfectly behaved guy, but I would never bring him on an airplane because he's too big.

00:41:13.180 Yeah.

00:41:13.500 Or they'd be like, oh, this is unbelievable.

00:41:15.240 This is clown.

00:41:15.900 You know, everyone's just being like corny in the replies, getting their right wing talking points in.

00:41:19.680 Obviously, everyone's against this.

00:41:21.980 It's not you don't need to chime in and give your unique perspective on why your great Dane is good or whatever.

00:41:27.620 Yeah.

00:41:28.000 Everyone's like chiming in and like Twitter replies.

00:41:31.760 So I replied and said, go airplane.

00:41:33.860 So a dog like that big.

00:41:35.400 Ha ha for me.

00:41:38.320 That's you know, that's what I'm using the Twitter for.

00:41:40.440 Yeah.

00:41:40.640 I like it.

00:41:41.660 Dumb, dumb shit.

00:41:42.580 Real dumb, dumb, air fried shit.

00:41:45.900 Speaking of shit, the next I'm sorry for the language.

00:41:49.720 German Shepherd shits on the ground.

00:41:52.240 You don't bring that dog in here anymore.

00:41:55.420 Why do we have an issue?

00:41:56.840 I have a thing on it.

00:41:58.020 Look what your dog did in here.

00:41:59.580 Look what your dog did in here.

00:42:00.960 Accident because he's on medication.

00:42:02.600 OK, well, then if you should know that now we have to call and get this cleaned up.

00:42:07.380 He's on medication.

00:42:08.780 The dog's on medication.

00:42:10.280 It's not his fault.

00:42:11.240 I brought the dog into Walgreens.

00:42:12.340 He's on medication.

00:42:13.680 Let me get this cleaned up.

00:42:14.900 I didn't know he's on medication.

00:42:16.040 Oh, he's on medication?

00:42:16.780 Step back.

00:42:17.220 I'll do it now.

00:42:17.800 I'll grab it with my bare hands.

00:42:18.980 Oh, I'm eating it.

00:42:19.960 Now I ate the medicine.

00:42:21.240 And then when I shit, you can clean it up and we'll close the loop.

00:42:23.620 Yeah.

00:42:24.080 He's on medication.

00:42:25.100 I didn't realize.

00:42:25.800 Oh, the dog's on medication?

00:42:26.960 Here, take the keys to my apartment.

00:42:28.780 Have him shit in there.

00:42:30.020 How much do you owe in taxes?

00:42:31.120 Yeah.

00:42:31.360 I'll write a check.

00:42:32.160 Your dog's on medication.

00:42:33.440 Take whatever's in my wallet.

00:42:34.560 He's on medication.

00:42:35.460 This whole thing, man, this whole world has gotten so retarded that, you know, nobody's

00:42:41.200 responsible.

00:42:41.900 Oh, it's a dog.

00:42:42.720 And it's like, yeah, that's why you don't bring the dog into Walgreens.

00:42:45.500 Well, you can't leave him roped up outside because migrants.

00:42:48.580 Yeah.

00:42:48.880 Some homeless guy will let him loose and then he'll shit everywhere across the fucking

00:42:52.420 whole city.

00:42:53.200 And then this clip actually keeps going.

00:42:56.060 The woman who owns the dog is this black woman.

00:42:58.220 And the guy holding the camera is the guy working at the store.

00:43:01.300 And listen.

00:43:01.720 They own the dog together?

00:43:02.560 I guess the guy cleaning up the shit owns the dog with her.

00:43:05.480 But listen to what she says when he confronts her.

00:43:09.040 Okay.

00:43:09.480 Well, I'm going to record you while you're recording.

00:43:10.800 No, you're not going to record me because recording's not.

00:43:12.780 Because you're out of control, sir.

00:43:13.540 I'm not out of control.

00:43:14.640 You are.

00:43:15.120 You know what?

00:43:15.660 Put it away.

00:43:16.640 Don't get mad.

00:43:17.480 You're doing it too, boo.

00:43:18.940 I'm just.

00:43:19.520 You know what?

00:43:19.940 Heck no, Bubba's.

00:43:20.860 You can't.

00:43:21.200 That don't work that way, honey.

00:43:22.600 You know what?

00:43:23.040 You can just leave, lady.

00:43:24.160 I'm black.

00:43:24.300 No, sirree.

00:43:25.400 I'm getting my products.

00:43:26.940 You can leave.

00:43:27.540 And you're white.

00:43:27.940 And you're threatening my husband and my service dog.

00:43:30.580 Your dog just shit all over the floor.

00:43:33.160 And you know what?

00:43:33.820 And my dog's on medication.

00:43:35.320 And you just called me a nigger.

00:43:40.400 Go straight to it.

00:43:42.220 Oh, N-word accusation.

00:43:44.240 He was filming the whole time.

00:43:46.420 You just called me N-word.

00:43:48.840 And then the guy responds and says, oh, yeah.

00:43:52.240 And your son, he's not allowed in the store because he's a thief.

00:43:54.960 So she has a thief kid, too.

00:43:56.760 So this is the type of people who are abusing the dog regulations.

00:44:00.540 They're shitting everywhere.

00:44:01.680 But, you know, he's on medication.

00:44:03.440 Oh, the great daddy's on medication.

00:44:05.020 We're turning back to Seattle.

00:44:06.660 We have to turn this flight around.

00:44:07.840 The dog diarrhea is everywhere.

00:44:09.160 But it's OK because he's on medication.

00:44:11.300 He's a little sick.

00:44:12.420 Yeah.

00:44:12.780 And then that lady, it's kind of, you know, the overarching theme of the world we live in.

00:44:19.320 Ticky tack on the little rules that there are.

00:44:21.860 Like, oh, that's my service dog.

00:44:23.560 So he can shit here.

00:44:25.020 And you, when I'm wrong, can't call me the N-word.

00:44:28.440 All these little soft rules while she's the one who's clearly the problem.

00:44:32.860 Exactly.

00:44:33.360 People bring their dog into a restaurant or into a store when they shouldn't.

00:44:37.280 And then if it goes to the bathroom and you get called out because you did something wrong,

00:44:41.040 you called me the N-word.

00:44:42.480 It's simple as that.

00:44:43.520 It's really, when you're living in gay world, it's easy to navigate it.

00:44:46.800 If you play these little games, you know, upstanding citizen world is much nicer to live in.

00:44:52.560 But little gay backwards world, you can kind of do whatever.

00:44:56.460 There's no rules.

00:44:57.240 Nobody's in charge, right?

00:44:58.300 Yeah.

00:44:58.580 You called me the N-word.

00:44:59.960 As you were.

00:45:00.660 OK.

00:45:01.140 Get on out of here.

00:45:01.940 Hey, whatever's in your cart, take it for free, lady.

00:45:04.160 Enjoy the rest of the day.

00:45:04.900 I'll clean up the shit.

00:45:06.460 That's like the world that these people think they're in.

00:45:08.680 And then, but when you're living in that bend the rules, fake gay world, everything's worse.

00:45:14.660 You know, when you're in the upstanding citizen, take responsibility, do the right thing world,

00:45:19.000 everything's better.

00:45:19.960 But that's harder.

00:45:21.120 You know, it's easier to just say, oh, he's on medication and you called me the N-word

00:45:25.080 than it is to do the right thing.

00:45:26.960 And like, you know what the funny part is too?

00:45:30.000 Those were two people together.

00:45:31.760 They could have easily left the dog outside.

00:45:34.000 Oh, honey, I'll stay outside with the dog.

00:45:35.520 And instead, they both came in, shit on the floor, and then accused N-word.

00:45:39.900 And the dog's nervous.

00:45:41.380 Crazy.

00:45:42.120 He gets scared.

00:45:42.980 He doesn't like it.

00:45:43.660 Dog's going to bite soon.

00:45:45.160 All right, moving on.

00:45:46.000 Page two of Cringe.

00:45:46.700 We're still in Cringe.

00:45:48.520 This clip is, the thing is titled,

00:45:51.180 When the family you married into is all singers and theater folks,

00:45:54.980 you get this at Christmas.

00:45:56.400 Okay, let's start.

00:46:17.960 Oh, hold it down, raising the stump.

00:46:20.400 Oh, we're human, dear.

00:46:21.540 I'm telling you the truth.

00:46:22.740 Yeah, we're human, so we'll see you.

00:46:24.940 Oh, what's up, I'm making you special Whoppers.

00:46:27.820 I wear a paper hat.

00:46:29.140 Would you like an apple pie with that?

00:46:30.920 Okay, it's Christmas, you know?

00:46:34.460 What do we do here?

00:46:35.880 Do I act like a Grimpsh and make fun of these theater kids?

00:46:39.140 I'm turning into a Grimpsh this episode.

00:46:41.340 I don't want to do that.

00:46:42.520 And these are nice people.

00:46:43.700 The family's getting together.

00:46:45.040 They all have hobbies.

00:46:46.040 No one's doing galaxy gas or twerking their ass or whatever.

00:46:50.260 Yeah.

00:46:50.700 So I was going to kind of roast those people for being gay.

00:46:56.680 But it's Christmas.

00:46:57.760 But it's Christmas.

00:46:59.860 You know, we got enough strong families.

00:47:01.940 One of the white families can be a little gay and a little theatrical.

00:47:05.080 Yeah, everyone's there.

00:47:06.260 They all have hobbies.

00:47:07.840 They have children.

00:47:09.300 Not everyone's a football family.

00:47:11.180 They sound good.

00:47:12.200 And they sound good, and it's Grimma.

00:47:14.460 That's an aborted cringe.

00:47:16.200 It's called an aborted cringe.

00:47:17.580 It's an aborted cringe.

00:47:18.520 Good for them.

00:47:19.040 Merry Christmas.

00:47:19.800 Merry Christmas.

00:47:20.540 You guys sound great.

00:47:21.520 If you see this clip somehow, send me your address and shirt sizes, and I'll send you shirts for the entire family.

00:47:27.820 Yeah.

00:47:28.260 Helen Keller did hire ones or something.

00:47:30.080 But you have to watch the whole episode and still want to talk to me after.

00:47:34.940 Okay.

00:47:36.080 Richard Ratboy on Twitter made a list, a short list, and he was kind of asking for submissions of phrases and words he's done with for 2024.

00:47:45.740 And he started it off.

00:47:46.800 Can you read what you had?

00:47:47.900 Holding space.

00:47:49.400 That's the new one.

00:47:50.540 That's the wicked interview, holding space.

00:47:52.740 I've seen some other leftists on, like, the red carpet talk about holding space.

00:47:56.420 My truth.

00:47:57.960 Caitlin Clark fell victim to my truth.

00:48:00.420 Lived experience.

00:48:01.820 Those were the three.

00:48:02.720 I said, get out of here, right?

00:48:04.000 Holding space, authentic self, my truth, lived experience.

00:48:07.220 It's giving.

00:48:08.860 I don't know how to even work that one correctly or use it in a sentence.

00:48:12.560 But it's giving no more.

00:48:15.060 Yeah.

00:48:15.660 Not doing that.

00:48:16.620 And then doing the work is another one.

00:48:18.600 And then I have a random one.

00:48:21.680 Slash.

00:48:23.020 You know Slash?

00:48:24.540 The musician?

00:48:25.740 No, no, no, no.

00:48:27.080 The drummer?

00:48:27.280 Isn't he a guitarist?

00:48:27.980 The grammatic tool.

00:48:29.840 Yeah?

00:48:30.120 Okay.

00:48:30.460 What?

00:48:30.860 What about it?

00:48:31.140 So it's like people talk, like, in corporate email talk.

00:48:33.980 But then they'll use it in real life.

00:48:35.440 And they'll say, like, oh, like, let's meet for introductions slash discuss synergies.

00:48:40.460 And they'll say Slash.

00:48:42.560 It's so cheap.

00:48:43.580 And it's like a cheap email corporate thing.

00:48:46.080 And then Slash.

00:48:47.520 And it's like, you don't know what you're saying.

00:48:49.140 Yeah.

00:48:49.860 Okay.

00:48:50.260 But that's just me.

00:48:51.920 I get mad at little stuff.

00:48:53.200 Like, if I go to the movies.

00:48:55.260 And, you know, before you go to the movies, there's all the trailers for the movies that

00:48:58.140 are coming up.

00:48:58.760 Yeah, of course.

00:48:59.140 And then it's like, boom, boom, boom.

00:49:00.600 June 2025.

00:49:02.680 Transformers 10.

00:49:03.840 And then it gets quiet.

00:49:05.040 And then it's like, last summer.

00:49:07.280 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:49:08.080 And there's like a downtime in between the trailers where it's dead quiet.

00:49:11.300 But then everyone's talking like, oh, that movie looks good.

00:49:13.620 Oh, I'm going to see that.

00:49:15.400 Crunching popcorn.

00:49:16.740 Plastic.

00:49:17.600 That shit makes me mad, too.

00:49:19.080 Okay.

00:49:19.520 So Slash makes me mad.

00:49:21.240 Hey, you want to go like out for brunch slash drinks?

00:49:24.760 No, I'll fucking kill you.

00:49:26.220 Yeah.

00:49:26.760 All right.

00:49:27.080 I get it.

00:49:27.520 I get it.

00:49:27.760 Put a bomb in your car instead.

00:49:29.080 I get it.

00:49:30.380 Proverbially.

00:49:31.160 Proverbially speaking.

00:49:32.160 So Slash.

00:49:33.180 I'm done with Slash.

00:49:35.380 Okay.

00:49:35.860 We also talked about last episode, obviously, the words that could also be black names.

00:49:40.620 That went great.

00:49:41.520 That reel has like 200 and something thousand shares, which is great.

00:49:46.320 Nice work.

00:49:46.720 So we need to crowdsource more leftist phrases that people hate like that.

00:49:51.380 Yeah.

00:49:51.660 Holding space.

00:49:52.780 It's giving.

00:49:54.240 All those.

00:49:55.100 So comment if you have some.

00:49:57.420 We're compiling a list.

00:49:58.740 DM us, Twitter us, whatever.

00:50:01.180 And then after that, we said we're going to take submissions for retard of the year.

00:50:05.280 We got some decent ones.

00:50:07.120 We're just going to give it to Mark Cuban.

00:50:08.740 Yeah.

00:50:09.200 It's so obvious.

00:50:10.460 This was made by Mostly Peaceful Memes.

00:50:12.300 Mostly Peaceful Memes made that.

00:50:13.520 Retard of the year is Mark Cuban.

00:50:14.620 He was right.

00:50:15.260 We can't reinvent the wheel.

00:50:16.520 Tim Waltz was in the running, but like no one even cares about him.

00:50:20.660 And he's gone now.

00:50:22.120 And all he did was ruin his reputation and his life.

00:50:24.340 And he's a loser.

00:50:25.980 So it's just Mark Cuban's the retard of the year.

00:50:28.480 Congratulations, Mark.

00:50:30.160 All right.

00:50:30.400 Moving on to Urban Decay.

00:50:32.680 All right.

00:50:32.960 Our first clip of Urban Decay is a subway rider.

00:50:36.020 I believe this guy's a doctor riding the subway.

00:50:38.800 Look what he's doing.

00:50:39.360 He throws it on the person filming.

00:51:09.300 And that was close.

00:51:11.680 Wow.

00:51:12.160 Let him cook.

00:51:12.920 Yeah.

00:51:13.260 Let him cook.

00:51:14.080 This was what?

00:51:14.840 Toronto?

00:51:15.640 I think so.

00:51:16.320 Yeah.

00:51:16.920 And then the leftist will say, well, no one else was on fire.

00:51:19.860 And he's not hurting anybody.

00:51:21.360 Yeah.

00:51:21.580 Just don't make eye contact with him.

00:51:23.140 And then he won't let you on fire or swing on you or slash you in the face.

00:51:26.800 Yeah.

00:51:26.940 This is what life in the city is like.

00:51:28.380 Yeah.

00:51:28.840 Get used to it.

00:51:30.100 Conservatives are afraid of the subway and the buses.

00:51:34.840 Okay.

00:51:35.340 That's all I wanted to say about that.

00:51:37.240 I'm just so tired of like, there's been a lot of discourse recently on like averting

00:51:41.200 your eyes or her best practices for public transportation and stuff.

00:51:45.960 And it's like, you know, somebody like me, somebody like Fleckus, somebody like Tim Poole,

00:51:52.120 Fleckus, Tim Poole, you know, up here because Tim's a fighter.

00:51:56.140 Fleckus is just, you know, whatever.

00:51:57.800 Pussy me.

00:51:58.520 Pussy.

00:51:58.820 Um, you know, we can handle ourselves.

00:52:01.880 This guy's not going to come up and do anything.

00:52:04.080 I'll, I'll, you know, he's on drugs or something.

00:52:06.260 I'll knock this guy out.

00:52:07.720 I'm worried about women and children.

00:52:09.780 What's this guy doing to women and children?

00:52:12.180 Because if we as a society can't have women and children feel at least neutral, you know,

00:52:17.620 you don't need to feel cozy and everyone's protecting me on this subway car.

00:52:22.580 But if you can't at least get to neutral for women and children, then we failed.

00:52:27.100 We failed.

00:52:27.420 Every city.

00:52:28.440 Yeah.

00:52:28.720 You should be able to go wherever you want at any time.

00:52:30.920 And then this guy, what should he?

00:52:32.500 Yeah.

00:52:32.760 I mean, we, we already know everyone, all the city tough guys already know you avoid MLK.

00:52:37.800 You don't go west of Humboldt in Chicago and you don't go XYZ.

00:52:41.680 Like that's the disconnect in their minds.

00:52:43.480 There's already no go zones in cities and then public transport should not be one of those.

00:52:48.620 Right.

00:52:49.140 So I don't know.

00:52:50.300 No lessons here.

00:52:51.240 Guy's a retard.

00:52:51.840 He should be, he should be held somewhere in a room, not living on his own, having supervision.

00:52:57.760 And you know, that's kind of how a certain percentage, and it's not a high percentage

00:53:02.100 of the American population needs to live in a cage.

00:53:05.280 Yeah.

00:53:05.380 We're going to get to more of that later in the section.

00:53:08.220 Next, we have a woman on a frontier flight.

00:53:11.780 Can you want to read the context or just let it rip?

00:53:14.880 A woman goes off on frontier flight attendant after they refused to turn the plane around

00:53:19.900 so she could get her phone that she left at the gate.

00:53:23.020 She lost her phone.

00:53:24.020 It's everywhere.

00:53:25.440 If I was white in a suit, you would stop the fucking plane.

00:53:34.120 Laugh now.

00:53:34.880 I am the president of this whole goddamn country watching you see the fucking TV news.

00:53:39.620 That's a damn bonafide word.

00:53:53.460 Yes, I need to get off this plane, and I'm going to tell you straight up, don't you ever

00:53:57.300 come against nobody because of the expand caller again.

00:53:59.240 If I was a white man in a suit, we'd turn this plane around.

00:54:26.280 That always happens.

00:54:27.740 I say, flight attendant, please stop the taxiing.

00:54:31.580 I seem to have left my phone at the gate.

00:54:33.800 I'll be right back.

00:54:34.840 I can go on and off once I enter the plane and they close that door all the way, right?

00:54:38.800 That's no big deal.

00:54:39.740 I'm also the president of the United States.

00:54:42.160 You can look at the frontier and goes, oh, yes, sir, right away.

00:54:44.720 Thank you for flying.

00:54:45.700 We're actually changing our call sign to Air Force One because of you.

00:54:48.820 Yeah, turn on the TV news and you'll see.

00:54:52.280 I'm actually flying Frontier home for the first time because I'm flying into a different

00:54:56.320 airport than usual to avoid some traffic.

00:54:58.920 And I have that hack with Spirit Airlines where you can get like a first class Spirit flight

00:55:03.900 for the same price as a regular flight and you have first class experience.

00:55:07.320 So you don't have to look at anyone behind you.

00:55:08.920 I'm doing Frontier and Frontier is like cheap.

00:55:12.340 I've never flown Frontier before.

00:55:14.060 It seems like it's worse than Spirit.

00:55:15.940 Yeah, it's similar.

00:55:17.500 So like a flight from Florida to New York was like $80, but then you can get like a

00:55:23.980 first class type flight for $160 and then they guarantee you the middle seat is empty.

00:55:31.860 So I don't think there's more leg room or a true first class experience, but the first

00:55:35.580 class of it is we're keeping the middle seat empty.

00:55:37.880 Which is a weird thing.

00:55:39.380 But if you think about it, I'm paying double whatever their rate is.

00:55:43.540 I'm keeping this seat empty.

00:55:44.640 And then the guy on the other side is probably paying double too.

00:55:47.760 So they just made two for the one seat and have a less person.

00:55:51.360 So they made four total ticket sales, four units for three seats.

00:55:55.460 For two seats.

00:55:57.240 Because three seats available.

00:55:58.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:59.140 One is empty.

00:55:59.660 And then one is empty.

00:56:00.600 So it's like you're selling the same thing.

00:56:02.880 The guy in my row, him and I are both buying empty seat and paying double for it, but still

00:56:08.520 less than a regular flight.

00:56:10.600 It's a pretty interesting concept.

00:56:12.020 That's good business.

00:56:12.620 I'm going to report back and tell you my frontier experience.

00:56:15.800 I don't think it's going to be good.

00:56:17.160 Yeah.

00:56:17.460 I have a feeling it's like bus seats.

00:56:19.400 Yeah.

00:56:19.900 You know what's funny too is we're all obviously a lot of people who will listen to the podcast

00:56:24.960 are going to be traveling and going home.

00:56:27.040 And the airports these days are such a keep your head down, get through security, do this,

00:56:32.560 get to the gate.

00:56:33.320 Ah, it looks like I do have 40 minutes.

00:56:35.640 Enjoy a drink.

00:56:37.080 Get a beer.

00:56:37.760 Imagine just going crazy in the airport.

00:56:41.500 And we see it so much in Urban Decay.

00:56:43.200 These people go fucking nuts at the airport.

00:56:45.440 What is it?

00:56:46.900 And so part of it, this woman was mentally ill kind of.

00:56:50.180 Got something a little screwed loose.

00:56:52.140 She's teetering on mentally ill.

00:56:53.840 And then if you're teeter on mental ill, you bring race into it.

00:56:56.160 And then people have to go, oh, is this serious?

00:56:59.060 As you were.

00:56:59.980 Yeah, it was Madam President.

00:57:01.220 But I think another piece of it is the expense, the cost of it.

00:57:07.180 A lot of these people, the spirit freak outs, whatever, they're like in a high stress scenario

00:57:11.900 because they're in credit card debt for the Miami trip.

00:57:15.000 And they think because they spend $400 on a round trip from New Orleans to Atlanta, that

00:57:19.960 they're owed some sort of like special privilege because they spent a lot of money, but it's

00:57:24.340 not really a lot of money.

00:57:25.480 You actually paid the lowest get on the plane.

00:57:28.000 You got the best deal.

00:57:28.900 You're the cheapest seat.

00:57:29.760 And I think that adds to it.

00:57:31.980 Because otherwise, me and you and everybody who's kind of normal, it's like, oh, thank

00:57:36.000 God the lines weren't that long.

00:57:37.240 I'm going to relax.

00:57:38.300 I'm enjoying my flight.

00:57:39.220 Two more hours and I'm home.

00:57:40.700 Like, it's going to be a holly jelly Christmas playing in my head.

00:57:43.860 And then other people are like, that was my last $500.

00:57:46.580 Now I'm late.

00:57:47.800 I can't get the Uber because, you know, it's going to be expensive now.

00:57:50.560 You're not catering to me enough.

00:57:52.040 Exactly.

00:57:52.600 So I think that's a huge stressor, the cost of it.

00:57:55.940 I'm trying to figure out why.

00:57:57.300 I'm trying to figure out what they're up to.

00:57:59.100 So that makes sense.

00:58:00.000 Mental illness mixed with being on your last dime is a bad combo.

00:58:04.020 That's a good point.

00:58:05.280 All right.

00:58:05.600 Next, the euphemism person at New York Post is back.

00:58:09.140 Adult daughter bludgeons mother to death in her own New Jersey home.

00:58:13.380 Adult daughter doesn't look right to me.

00:58:15.740 Looks like a guy with a mustache.

00:58:17.840 Adult daughter.

00:58:18.640 32.

00:58:19.240 That's the roughest 32 I may have ever seen in my life.

00:58:22.180 Wow.

00:58:22.800 And I'm, yeah.

00:58:23.540 It's a schizophrenic type.

00:58:24.480 Like, we're, it's bad.

00:58:25.580 But adult daughter is like, you have to specify it almost.

00:58:28.680 Hopefully no one runs into any adult daughters when they're home for Christmas.

00:58:32.080 Yeah.

00:58:32.280 At the airport, you know, avoiding adult daughters.

00:58:36.820 Okay.

00:58:37.360 We're into our bad driver section we told you about in the intro.

00:58:40.980 The first clip is a bunch of kids who stole their grandmama's car.

00:58:44.420 You'd think if you stole a car and you're a kid,

00:59:13.840 you'd just like go 30 miles an hour and stay in your lane and like,

00:59:17.360 oh, we can go to Chuck E. Cheese or whatever.

00:59:19.780 Yeah.

00:59:20.040 You're going like this.

00:59:21.240 You're going to get pulled over and you're a kid.

00:59:22.940 I don't know.

00:59:23.920 And what's crazy to me too.

00:59:25.440 So this is obviously the who's on the road section.

00:59:28.160 You got to be watching head on a swivel out there.

00:59:30.280 Full stops at the stop signs.

00:59:31.840 But these kids, they have that little kid voice, that prepubescent voice.

00:59:35.280 They're like 10, 11, maybe 12 at the max.

00:59:38.120 Right.

00:59:39.040 And then, so as a society, they're already stealing.

00:59:42.380 It's their grandma's car.

00:59:43.520 So it's not like a stolen car.

00:59:45.080 It's more of a borrowed, grandma's not pressing charges type car.

00:59:49.220 But now we're stuck in a position where these are bad kids.

00:59:53.680 And we have nothing to do to these bad kids from age like 11, let's give them,

00:59:59.160 let's call it in the middle, all the way till 17.

01:00:01.700 And they can be charged as an adult for like something.

01:00:05.000 You have an opportunity if you're like a gang member,

01:00:08.160 if you're in the gang or like a cartel,

01:00:10.020 you just have these little foot soldier kids.

01:00:11.520 There's like a six-year window where if you're bad by 11,

01:00:16.100 there's a six-year window where society can't do anything with you.

01:00:19.480 There's no real tools.

01:00:21.400 And then eventually, like on your fifth thing,

01:00:23.600 they lock you up in juvie or whatever.

01:00:25.980 Yeah.

01:00:26.760 What if we took every Section 8 kid, put them in jail,

01:00:30.340 and then if they behave, we let them out?

01:00:33.240 I like the way you're thinking, Mr. Grimsh.

01:00:35.340 Tom Homan, can we work on this?

01:00:37.580 No, I mean, obviously that's a bit.

01:00:39.420 But like, man, there's just something that like we don't have any tools as a society to deal with this.

01:00:44.460 And then there's probably more bad 11-year-olds than ever.

01:00:47.980 These are the type of kids who would be child soldiers.

01:00:51.100 You know?

01:00:52.060 For Coney.

01:00:53.020 Exactly.

01:00:53.580 For someone like that.

01:00:54.860 Yeah.

01:00:55.260 These kids are up to no good, and it's pretty obvious.

01:00:59.720 Yeah.

01:01:00.120 Thank you.

01:01:01.140 Very insightful.

01:01:02.300 You're crushing it this episode.

01:01:04.040 Based on those kids driving in a car at age 10 and going crazy with the light on and hanging out the window,

01:01:09.520 at least he was holding on.

01:01:10.620 Yeah.

01:01:10.840 That's smart.

01:01:11.660 That is.

01:01:12.160 Because if you just hang out and he starts swerving, you fly out.

01:01:14.940 He knew to hold on to the arm thing.

01:01:17.140 That is actually showing some smarts.

01:01:19.360 Okay.

01:01:19.620 So some of these kids have hope.

01:01:21.480 All right.

01:01:21.940 Who else is on the road with us?

01:01:23.460 This guy.

01:01:24.720 Your insurance.

01:01:25.700 I don't have driver's license.

01:01:26.900 I don't have insurance.

01:01:27.280 Why don't you have a driver's license?

01:01:28.400 I don't have it.

01:01:29.260 You don't have one at all?

01:01:30.120 Nothing.

01:01:30.760 So why are you driving a vehicle?

01:01:31.980 Because I want.

01:01:33.040 The vehicle is my vehicle.

01:01:34.360 That's why I'm driving.

01:01:35.320 But you need a driver's license to operate a vehicle.

01:01:36.720 I don't need it.

01:01:37.840 Yes, you do.

01:01:38.200 I don't need driver's license.

01:01:39.200 Yes, you do.

01:01:39.720 No.

01:01:40.160 Yes, you do.

01:01:40.680 No.

01:01:41.280 I'm telling you.

01:01:41.740 Because I have driver's license.

01:01:43.320 That's why you want to pull me.

01:01:44.660 No.

01:01:44.820 No, I don't have driver's license to give you, sir.

01:01:48.280 Sir, keep your hands out of your pockets.

01:01:50.580 For easy.

01:01:51.180 Because from my city.

01:01:52.080 Okay, now, because you say that.

01:01:53.840 Okay.

01:01:55.480 I need your driver's license.

01:01:56.420 Because you told me to put it away.

01:02:00.840 That's why I'm putting it inside.

01:02:02.340 I need your driver's license.

01:02:03.260 I don't have driver's license.

01:02:05.020 Yes.

01:02:05.540 Wow.

01:02:06.560 Doesn't speak English or barely.

01:02:09.120 He's mad.

01:02:09.980 He's mad and he's in the wrong, but he's going to get in a cop's basically his face.

01:02:16.080 Because he's going 88 and a 35 or a 45.

01:02:18.920 25.

01:02:19.540 I don't know what he said.

01:02:20.520 It was hard to hear.

01:02:21.140 88 speeding in any speed limit.

01:02:24.020 There's no way.

01:02:24.940 A bit over 70.

01:02:25.880 I know.

01:02:26.980 But yeah, and he's mad because the cop's stopping him.

01:02:29.540 And he says, I don't need a driver's license.

01:02:31.360 I'm driving right now.

01:02:32.660 Because I want.

01:02:33.840 Yeah.

01:02:34.040 That's all he says.

01:02:35.440 And then, you know, to a judge, it's a different story.

01:02:37.640 Or once he gets a public defender, which costs us money.

01:02:40.180 So he barely speaks English.

01:02:41.820 He disobeys the laws, like both in speeding and in like just registration and stuff.

01:02:49.000 So real piece of shit.

01:02:50.680 And hey, what happens when this guy hits you when he's going 88?

01:02:54.080 And then you have some shoulder injury and neck pain.

01:02:57.340 Your car's totaled.

01:02:58.740 Good luck.

01:02:59.480 He just runs off or something.

01:03:00.980 Yeah.

01:03:01.660 All right.

01:03:02.020 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:03:03.260 It's Christmas.

01:03:04.040 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:03:05.920 Our first story of Uplifting Gold.

01:03:07.780 Now, this is going to be confusing to some people.

01:03:11.220 And you might not even believe what you're about to see.

01:03:13.800 But it's real.

01:03:14.320 We can't answer the door right now, but if you'd like to leave a message, you can do it now.

01:03:25.700 Your outlet was on fire.

01:03:27.100 Hi, ma'am.

01:03:27.600 We just were walking by and your outlet was on fire.

01:03:30.660 We put it out and unplugged it.

01:03:32.840 We were just trying to get your attention, let you know your outlet caught on fire.

01:03:36.580 And it burned up your sidewalk and everything.

01:03:38.560 Yeah.

01:03:38.820 So we just unplugged it, make sure everything was okay.

01:03:41.340 Oh, that's uplifting.

01:03:45.000 That's uplifting.

01:03:46.120 And you might be saying, if you had a ring camera and then these two gentlemen showed up, maybe you're a little nervous.

01:03:53.320 Maybe you have your pistol out on the other side of the door and you're going, what are you here for?

01:03:57.100 What do you want?

01:03:58.360 And maybe someone would say, oh, that's racist.

01:04:00.860 These kids are just here to fix your outlet that's on fire.

01:04:04.260 What do you think?

01:04:05.240 Everyone's a criminal?

01:04:07.660 Yeah.

01:04:08.580 I don't know.

01:04:09.580 I'm doing a joke.

01:04:10.840 I know.

01:04:11.360 Because 99 out of 100 times when those kids come to your doorstep, they're here to home invade you or steal a package from an Amazon package.

01:04:19.460 I'm going to go the pure uplifting gold route.

01:04:22.440 Those were nice kids who did a neighborly thing and they helped that lady, whoever it was.

01:04:26.700 There was a fire.

01:04:27.320 It could have been a lot worse.

01:04:28.320 And God bless those young men.

01:04:29.820 God bless those young men.

01:04:31.040 Those guys are great guys.

01:04:32.420 But also, let's have some grace both ways.

01:04:36.280 So if you're in the black community and you think that white people are too scared of black teenagers so much, well, what about the car stealing and the shooting and all the crazy stuff?

01:04:47.600 Like, it's not just because we're going, all right, who should we be mad at?

01:04:50.720 Teenagers.

01:04:51.320 What color skin?

01:04:52.360 Black.

01:04:53.180 You know?

01:04:54.400 We didn't roll dice for it.

01:04:55.900 We didn't roll dice for it.

01:04:57.560 Let's have some grace both ways.

01:04:59.180 Not every black kid is a criminal.

01:05:00.800 Not every black kid is not a criminal either.

01:05:04.980 Okay.

01:05:05.420 Very, very rational.

01:05:07.060 Great work.

01:05:09.640 Okay.

01:05:10.600 Our next story, dog tracks the child.

01:05:13.380 He sniffs it.

01:05:14.720 So the kid's missing.

01:05:16.220 They have a bloodhound.

01:05:18.360 They put his work vest on.

01:05:20.560 They give him a bag of stuff to smell.

01:05:23.360 Sniff.

01:05:23.880 They say, this is what we're looking for.

01:05:27.940 And he takes him on a long walk.

01:05:33.680 And they fast forward it here.

01:05:35.680 And they go all over these parking lots and apartment complexes.

01:05:39.820 And eventually he finds the kid in a covered car.

01:05:44.480 Yeah, he's throwing his head at us.

01:05:48.580 Hey, Sheriff's Douglas, come on out.

01:05:50.200 On the opposite side.

01:05:51.200 They got her bleeding through on the eye arm.

01:05:52.740 There's the boots right there.

01:05:55.020 Hey, sweetheart, come on out.

01:05:56.280 It's okay.

01:05:59.160 Outta, Bubba.

01:06:01.540 Atta boy.

01:06:02.880 Good job, buddy.

01:06:03.780 Isn't that nice?

01:06:04.760 It is nice.

01:06:05.380 He helps.

01:06:05.980 He's doing his job.

01:06:07.100 He's doing what he's engineered to do.

01:06:10.260 And he likes it.

01:06:11.040 He helps.

01:06:11.560 He helps.

01:06:12.220 That's a good dog with a purpose, yeah.

01:06:13.900 And he saved a kid.

01:06:14.920 It's not like you're looking for mushrooms or, like, the truffles or whatever.

01:06:18.080 Yeah.

01:06:18.660 That dog really helps.

01:06:20.700 And he didn't shit on the ground anywhere.

01:06:22.440 And he didn't take him on a plane.

01:06:23.980 And he's not gigantic, slobbering on anyone.

01:06:26.000 And his owner didn't call anyone the N-word.

01:06:27.720 He knows his place.

01:06:29.520 Okay, next we are going to this cane guy.

01:06:33.860 Straight canes came about predominantly when gentlemen 100 years ago were using them

01:06:40.980 as an accoutrement of their dress.

01:06:43.320 It was seen as a man about town carried a straight cane just because he thought it made

01:06:49.060 him look cool.

01:06:50.360 Now, at Canemasters, we're all about looking cool.

01:06:53.600 But we think you should always be carrying a good cane with you.

01:06:57.440 So, this is something you may consider, but I believe you'll find a J-top cane has a number

01:07:04.540 of advantages.

01:07:05.620 This is a standard J-top cane from Canemasters.

01:07:09.860 It's called the J-top literally because it has this round top at the bottom.

01:07:14.600 This is where the magic is.

01:07:17.240 This is the world's single most successful ambulatory tool throughout history.

01:07:26.200 This design, it's ergonomically comfortable, it's pleasing, and it gives you much more support

01:07:34.500 than a single straight knobby top walking cane.

01:07:38.060 We like it because it gives me comfort, it gives me a much broader grip for my fist.

01:07:45.440 I'm not trying to compress it and get all of my weight balanced perfectly on a little

01:07:50.780 knob top.

01:07:51.740 I can distribute the weight along this entire surface of the J-top, and if you pick a cane

01:07:58.020 with a palm rest, you can rest the palm comfortably there.

01:08:02.840 There's something about canes.

01:08:05.380 What is it?

01:08:06.320 It's like...

01:08:07.600 Old guys?

01:08:08.240 Just for old guys?

01:08:09.700 Or maybe if you're a man about town.

01:08:12.320 Are you ever doing that?

01:08:13.880 Are you ever a man about town?

01:08:14.080 I'm thinking about bringing a cane around, and then he has other videos where he shows

01:08:18.020 how quick he can use it to hit people.

01:08:20.320 Oh, so it's an assault cane, too.

01:08:21.920 Well, it's a self-defense cane, especially for an old man.

01:08:24.500 Okay.

01:08:24.900 There's something there where canes are kind of antiquified, and people don't do them anymore

01:08:31.860 because it's so old and whatever.

01:08:33.380 But we could maybe bring canes back, and it's a self-defense tool, and it looks cool, and

01:08:39.520 no one else is doing it.

01:08:40.300 It's kind of like we can be early on canes coming back.

01:08:45.520 Okay.

01:08:45.640 It used to be a really popular thing.

01:08:47.780 Everyone abandoned it.

01:08:49.060 Now we can kind of bring it back and be cool, and we have all the marketing built in already

01:08:53.340 because we've been doing it for thousands of years.

01:08:55.120 Similar to goodbye.

01:08:56.400 We've said this in the show before.

01:08:57.780 I say goodbye to people now, borderline as of bit.

01:09:01.120 No one says goodbye.

01:09:02.160 They just say, bye, see you later, have a good one.

01:09:04.260 All right, goodbye.

01:09:05.440 No one says goodbye.

01:09:07.080 I've been really...

01:09:08.280 I've been adding that to my repertoire.

01:09:10.560 There you go.

01:09:11.060 So goodbye is an example.

01:09:12.960 Canes, goodbye.

01:09:14.800 You guys get the best tips.

01:09:16.140 All right.

01:09:16.460 All right, our last clip of the show before shout-outs.

01:09:19.040 People in the store.

01:09:23.060 I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now.

01:09:27.800 Call JG Wakeworth, 877-CASH-NOW.

01:09:31.860 I have an annuity, and I need cash now.

01:09:35.780 Call JG Wakeworth, 877-CASH-NOW.

01:09:40.440 Isn't that good?

01:09:41.880 They did it.

01:09:42.940 You're done.

01:09:44.760 This was, like, such a strange episode for me.

01:09:46.940 I am done.

01:09:47.800 Yeah, I am done.

01:09:48.320 Well, as long as those kids aren't in any sort of improv troupe or acapella group,

01:09:53.400 I'm really happy with what I saw there.

01:09:55.120 Okay.

01:09:55.860 So you draw a line if it's too professional.

01:09:58.260 If it's a bit, he's all for it.

01:10:00.320 If it's professional, he loses interest.

01:10:02.540 It's uncool.

01:10:03.340 It's uncool.

01:10:04.100 All right.

01:10:04.540 You get it.

01:10:05.120 But at a cane, then you're thrilled.

01:10:07.460 And if Oliver Cho's there, then you'll do anything to get there.

01:10:11.520 Yeah.

01:10:12.160 If there's a drone in the sky, then you'll love it again.

01:10:16.020 And if the dog's there, then you hate it.

01:10:18.820 Are you done?

01:10:20.160 Yeah, I'm done.

01:10:23.380 All right.

01:10:24.300 I'm done.

01:10:24.940 What is that folder right there?

01:10:26.740 This electrician shout-out.

01:10:28.580 Okay.

01:10:28.940 We have an electrician shout-out.

01:10:30.340 Someone did a nice little mural inside a computer box.

01:10:33.400 Computer box, very cool.

01:10:35.920 He's drawing it.

01:10:36.820 Fleck is Talks.

01:10:37.460 Thank you for shouting us out.

01:10:38.520 Thank you for shouting us out.

01:10:39.680 Next.

01:10:40.780 Fleck is Talks, the podcast, is the best new podcast of all time.

01:10:46.460 It's the only thing I watch.

01:10:47.740 That's Adam.

01:10:48.860 I'm a little bit behind on episodes, so I'm watching them all at the same time.

01:10:51.620 Makes sense.

01:10:52.880 That's our boy, Adam.

01:10:54.180 Where is that?

01:10:55.000 That's the most screens I've ever seen.

01:10:56.680 He's got a sick setup.

01:10:57.760 That's an amazing setup.

01:10:59.240 Yep.

01:10:59.880 Very cool.

01:11:00.720 Thank you.

01:11:01.060 What does he do?

01:11:01.480 I want to know more.

01:11:02.380 He's a computer screen man, he said.

01:11:04.940 He's a computer screen guy.

01:11:06.480 That's good.

01:11:07.540 Thank you, Adam.

01:11:08.340 Very cool.

01:11:09.360 We're big fans.

01:11:10.420 Okay.

01:11:10.880 Shout-out to some people.

01:11:13.060 First, happy birthday to Adam's brother, Rob Smith.

01:11:16.940 I swear his name's Adam Smith.

01:11:18.640 His brother, Rob Smith, has a birthday.

01:11:20.600 It's not a bit.

01:11:21.340 Adam Smith and Rob Smith.

01:11:22.560 Isn't Adam Smith like a famous economist?

01:11:25.280 Yeah.

01:11:26.320 Rob Smith is our favorite guy.

01:11:28.520 That was the guy with the many screens?

01:11:30.040 I don't know if it's the same person.

01:11:32.100 It might be.

01:11:33.180 All right.

01:11:33.680 But yeah, I'll just give it to him.

01:11:35.060 That's, you know, happy birthday to Rob Smith.

01:11:37.040 Not a bit different Rob Smith.

01:11:38.640 Okay.

01:11:38.840 Happy 32nd year old birthday to Spence.

01:11:43.120 You're a great dad.

01:11:44.380 You have a lovely wife.

01:11:45.700 And congratulations on the soon-to-be three children.

01:11:48.500 Wow.

01:11:49.120 Congratulations.

01:11:50.020 Christmas shout-out to Hunter Davis.

01:11:53.400 Shout-out to you.

01:11:54.420 Happy Christmas.

01:11:55.100 He's a big podcast guy.

01:11:57.500 He's getting a lot of podcast-related gifts.

01:11:59.880 And I think bonus land as well.

01:12:01.880 So this is part of your Christmas gift.

01:12:03.740 Hunter Davis, happy Christmas.

01:12:05.240 Merry Christmas.

01:12:06.060 Strong name, too.

01:12:07.060 Hunter Davis.

01:12:08.000 Hunter Davis.

01:12:08.920 That's a good name.

01:12:09.720 Happy birthday to Brandy, who turned 41 today.

01:12:13.940 Love your husband, Perry.

01:12:15.140 Happy birthday, Brandy.

01:12:16.320 From Perry.

01:12:16.960 And then we have, I have some special shout-outs.

01:12:19.380 Rap Boy has a rat chat, right?

01:12:21.660 A subscriber rat chat on Instagram.

01:12:23.960 And there's great people in that.

01:12:25.740 We love the rat chat.

01:12:27.480 And then a lot of people are just so generous at the holidays.

01:12:31.320 Shelby gave me a great gift through Chinese Donut Boy.

01:12:34.560 They facilitated it together.

01:12:36.620 Kendra.

01:12:37.500 Shout-out to Kendra.

01:12:38.460 She's fantastic.

01:12:39.440 Huge show watcher.

01:12:40.960 She's been giving us gifts every year for, like, years at this point.

01:12:44.720 Thank you, Kendra.

01:12:45.540 And then she gave me money to get Chinese Donut Boy something special.

01:12:49.780 He wanted a pair of Chuck Taylor Converse's, so I got those for him.

01:12:53.060 He'll be opening them on Christmas.

01:12:54.180 It's a surprise.

01:12:56.600 Thank you, Kendra.

01:12:57.500 We love you, too.

01:12:58.840 Kat K was.

01:12:59.940 Kathy.

01:13:00.400 Kathy.

01:13:00.920 She sent a bunch of cookies to Rap Boy, which she shared with me.

01:13:03.840 They were so good.

01:13:05.160 Kathy, we love you.

01:13:06.080 You're such an incredible show watcher.

01:13:07.840 You've been supporting me since, like, 2017, probably.

01:13:11.160 Yeah, crazy.

01:13:11.620 I've met her in California.

01:13:12.940 She's fantastic.

01:13:14.380 And her whole family watches, too.

01:13:16.120 That's great.

01:13:16.420 So we're very grateful for the Rat Chat and all you guys, the super hardcore watchers.

01:13:21.120 This is an RRB Funko Pop.

01:13:23.100 Yeah, this was from the Rat Chat Secret Santa, which always outdoes itself every year.

01:13:28.400 This is an RRB Funko Pop, which is the only Funko Pop I'll allow.

01:13:33.720 You know, I'm not really a Funko Pop guy.

01:13:35.780 That's a certain type of Redditor who does that.

01:13:38.160 But if it's me, I like it.

01:13:39.440 So that was given as a gift in the Rat Chat.

01:13:41.300 And we'll see some more gifts as they come out.

01:13:43.660 But very cool.

01:13:45.060 And then last but not least, Recycled Rocker had too much time on his hands over the last

01:13:50.640 few days.

01:13:51.360 And he wrote the words are just words opening segment thing on toilet paper, which is hard

01:13:58.040 to write on.

01:13:58.720 Yeah, that's impressive.

01:14:00.140 So thank you, guys.

01:14:01.900 Enjoy your Christmas.

01:14:03.360 Enjoy the time off.

01:14:04.380 We're going to be back early January.

01:14:07.480 Fleckustalks.com for bonus land.

01:14:09.200 If you're looking for content during that break, there's going to be a new episode,

01:14:13.300 a new bonus land episode, and Henchmen Maxing 2, the sequel to Henchmen Maxing 1.

01:14:19.100 It's going to be fantastic.

01:14:20.540 So if you haven't seen either, now's a good time to sign up.

01:14:23.140 Enjoy your time off.

01:14:24.320 Bonus landers, we'll see you over the break.

01:14:26.780 Have a good one.

01:14:28.480 I'm working Burger King, making special whoppers.

01:14:31.460 I wear a paper hat.

01:14:32.700 Would you like an apple pie with that?

01:14:36.320 Ding, fries are done.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 20, 2024

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