Fleccas Talks Podcast - OMG： DISGUSTING STREET CONFESSIONS

00:00:00.840 All right, welcome back to Flockus Talks, a podcast episode 71.

00:00:05.100 Today on the show, this influencer is going to steal your girl and people are bringing

00:00:09.280 their babies to drag shows in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:12.540 Then a street rat goes for a Tarzan jump and a teacher beats up their student again in

00:00:17.220 Urban Decay.

00:00:18.260 And last but not least, we have some street confessions that will make you lose all hope

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00:02:09.760 Things causing heart attacks and blood clots this week.

00:02:12.920 I'm sure it's going to be a good one.

00:02:14.500 That makes a lot of sense.

00:02:16.300 What is it?

00:02:16.980 Having children in your early 20s?

00:02:18.600 Yeah.

00:02:18.900 A warning to women who have children in their early 20s.

00:02:21.240 You might be more at risk of a heart attack or stroke.

00:02:24.320 Study claims.

00:02:25.760 So no need to have children.

00:02:28.500 Maybe that'll be the reason for the decline in birth rate that's coming.

00:02:32.140 It'll just be people who are scared to have heart attacks and blood clots.

00:02:34.660 That's why no one's able to have kids anymore.

00:02:36.700 Yep.

00:02:37.180 Yep.

00:02:37.560 Well, they're going list by list, crossing off like, have we covered women yet?

00:02:41.060 Have we covered everything men like?

00:02:43.340 Have we covered teenagers?

00:02:44.520 You know, it seems like they're segmenting the population and then giving everyone a

00:02:48.460 reason for a heart attack, right?

00:02:49.560 Yeah, exactly.

00:02:50.240 Basically, all the reasons will be covered except the real reason.

00:02:53.380 And that's kind of what their MO is.

00:02:55.240 Yeah.

00:02:55.880 All right.

00:02:56.180 Cool.

00:02:56.460 We have a really good doppelganger section this week.

00:02:59.060 Richard Rappaway.

00:02:59.980 Rappaway.

00:03:01.460 Lookalikes?

00:03:02.260 Yeah.

00:03:02.740 Everyone thinks I'm saying Richard Rappaway.

00:03:04.880 It's Richard Ratboy.

00:03:06.420 That is his name.

00:03:07.660 His name is Richard Ratboy.

00:03:09.060 Yeah.

00:03:09.260 I've seen comments that are like, Rappaway, like Rappaway said something funny.

00:03:12.820 And it's like, where did you get that?

00:03:14.180 So, Richard Ratboy.

00:03:16.260 Richard Ratboy.

00:03:17.360 Follow him on Instagram, too.

00:03:18.540 He's got like a hundred and something thousand followers.

00:03:20.360 You guys should know this by now.

00:03:21.720 We have some doppelgangers for you.

00:03:23.980 It looks like you dropped your ring during an engagement.

00:03:26.980 Yeah.

00:03:27.300 Tough break.

00:03:28.080 There's you.

00:03:29.800 Getting married.

00:03:31.780 Great.

00:03:32.460 Got it.

00:03:33.020 But you dropped the ring.

00:03:34.460 Oh, no.

00:03:35.120 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:03:36.420 So, here's another one of some other guy.

00:03:40.300 That's you as well.

00:03:41.620 Yep.

00:03:42.160 Here's you, Eaton.

00:03:43.080 What are you scarfing there?

00:03:44.080 I'm moonlighting as a tech reviewer on YouTube under the pseudonym Gardner Bryant.

00:03:48.340 See for yourself.

00:03:50.060 Yeah, that's me.

00:03:50.980 I'm scarfing on it.

00:03:51.580 That looks like General Tso's.

00:03:52.840 Yeah.

00:03:53.100 My usual Sunday night.

00:03:55.300 And then last but not least, this isn't really a doppelganger.

00:03:59.180 I just filmed you on a ride.

00:04:00.520 You were having a tough time on the ride.

00:04:02.620 There you are.

00:04:03.900 You got your gut out.

00:04:05.540 That's how you know it's you.

00:04:06.920 Yeah.

00:04:07.520 That's how you know it's me.

00:04:08.860 You ruined the whole ride.

00:04:10.180 Thank you.

00:04:10.400 The centrifugal force couldn't happen because the weight was so offset.

00:04:14.680 Why do people even go on these rides?

00:04:16.740 I don't know.

00:04:17.740 It's like not fun.

00:04:18.700 Everyone's struggling.

00:04:19.700 It just makes you dizzy.

00:04:20.660 Yeah.

00:04:20.880 And then what?

00:04:21.740 That's probably good when you eat like two pounds of cotton candy and a bunch of soda.

00:04:25.320 Yeah.

00:04:25.680 And you get spun around.

00:04:26.960 Yep.

00:04:27.700 All right.

00:04:29.140 I'm assuming you have some sort of rebuttal.

00:04:31.100 Yes.

00:04:31.440 Yes, I do.

00:04:32.320 In fact.

00:04:32.960 Um, well, I actually, let's go through your week because you've had a busy week since

00:04:36.520 the podcast last released.

00:04:38.460 So, uh, first you were quietly freed from, uh, Guantanamo Bay.

00:04:43.440 Oh, 9-11 terrorists.

00:04:44.840 So you got your freedom.

00:04:46.160 You got your freedom.

00:04:46.920 Then you came home quickly, said hello to Jerry, said hi.

00:04:51.780 There's me.

00:04:52.600 After not seeing Jerry for quite a while, big hug.

00:04:55.700 Then you started to get serious.

00:04:57.200 You're like, all right, I got to get, I got to find work.

00:04:58.940 I got to get back on track.

00:04:59.980 You started bricklaying.

00:05:01.320 You started doing a bricklayer's work.

00:05:03.020 Hey, that's honest work.

00:05:04.460 Yep.

00:05:04.740 But then it got a little too hard for you.

00:05:06.220 So you decided time to go trans.

00:05:08.680 Hmm.

00:05:09.080 That explains my tits.

00:05:10.300 Yep.

00:05:10.540 Uh, decided to go trans, but that didn't work out.

00:05:14.600 So you quickly reverted to a new career path, rapper.

00:05:17.200 Yeah, that works.

00:05:18.300 Rapper.

00:05:18.760 And who's this?

00:05:19.120 Words can't describe me on Beyonce.

00:05:21.560 I got some lines.

00:05:23.100 All right.

00:05:23.440 So, but the rap career quickly kind of dwindled.

00:05:25.740 You were a one hit wonder.

00:05:26.620 So you started, uh, you started getting into something serious, a video that edits itself.

00:05:32.080 So, uh, you're, you're on the promotion side of things.

00:05:35.140 Yeah.

00:05:35.540 So you're moving up.

00:05:36.400 I've entered into the tech space.

00:05:37.920 You did.

00:05:38.620 So you could call it that.

00:05:39.620 Then, um, so that was like tech slash modeling work.

00:05:42.760 So you kept getting more calls for modeling work.

00:05:45.180 Uh, five reasons men should not be afraid to date woke women.

00:05:48.340 I'm surprised you said yes to that, but I'm assuming the pay was pretty good.

00:05:51.000 The pay was good.

00:05:51.700 And I didn't even know what the stuff was for.

00:05:53.660 I actually signed an NDA and they don't even tell you.

00:05:55.840 So I just took these stock photos and I guess they use them for that.

00:05:58.860 Okay.

00:05:59.260 And then while you were being feeling photogenic, you decided to model for this, uh, calendar,

00:06:04.740 Mr. February, Cupid.

00:06:06.900 Is that actually me?

00:06:07.720 This one, this one is the closest one we've ever got.

00:06:11.780 Okay.

00:06:11.920 That's not me.

00:06:13.120 We can, the giveaway is the, the gut is like bigger than my gut.

00:06:16.940 It doesn't look like that.

00:06:18.260 That guy's like three 60.

00:06:19.540 I'm 60 pounds less than that.

00:06:23.500 Um, but that is interesting.

00:06:26.160 That looks exactly like me.

00:06:27.600 Yeah.

00:06:27.860 And then modeling work dried up and eventually, uh, your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend challenged

00:06:33.880 you to a fight and you had to do a boxing match.

00:06:36.400 I remember that.

00:06:37.600 So here's you coming into the ring.

00:06:38.940 There's all my tattoos.

00:06:40.220 Yep.

00:06:40.640 See, there's the proof.

00:06:41.680 The gut's smaller.

00:06:42.600 See?

00:06:43.380 And then I lost the boxing match.

00:06:45.260 Yep.

00:06:45.560 To your wife's boyfriend, Don Terry.

00:06:47.100 You know, this has gone a little too far.

00:06:49.100 I don't go and I don't come to your workplace and heckle you.

00:06:53.580 You kind of do.

00:06:54.660 Yeah.

00:06:55.120 Okay.

00:06:55.540 Well, that's enough.

00:06:56.460 We had a busy week.

00:06:57.500 Doppelgangers are active.

00:06:59.120 Uh, the other iterations of Fleckus are out there in the universe.

00:07:02.540 Same with Ratboy.

00:07:03.560 So if you guys see him, keep sending him to us.

00:07:05.460 That's it, right?

00:07:06.320 Yeah.

00:07:06.520 That's it.

00:07:07.060 All right.

00:07:07.240 And I'm mostly one race.

00:07:09.160 You know, I'm like the white guy with like a little red, reddish blonde.

00:07:12.640 You are everybody.

00:07:14.420 You're Samoan.

00:07:15.280 You're like, uh, uh, you're Tongan.

00:07:17.740 You're Middle Eastern.

00:07:18.880 You're whatever you want to be.

00:07:19.840 So.

00:07:19.960 It's called built different.

00:07:21.200 Yeah.

00:07:21.980 All right.

00:07:22.520 Cool.

00:07:22.880 Good doppelganger section.

00:07:24.180 Good heart attack section.

00:07:25.420 We have a lot of housekeeping to get to.

00:07:26.780 It's a very important housekeeping.

00:07:27.840 One of the better ones we've put together, uh, really quick.

00:07:30.900 Number three, uh, today's delusion guys.

00:07:33.700 I came across this bus for sale on Facebook marketplace here in new Orleans.

00:07:38.440 It's a gigantic city bus that is for sale for $10,000.

00:07:42.860 So if you're a Fleckus fan and you watch the show and you got over 500 K liquid cash,

00:07:50.100 right?

00:07:51.160 Like a rich guy.

00:07:52.040 If you're a rich guy watching the show and you're like, Hey, if I buy that bus for Fleckus,

00:07:55.920 you could probably write it off in some sort of tax way.

00:07:58.420 Uh, we will take that bus and we will turn it into a mobile podcast studio and then we

00:08:04.420 will drive around the country and we will interview people and create a second show.

00:08:08.180 So if you like this idea and you want to kind of jumpstart that and you have some extra 10 K lying

00:08:13.940 around, don't super chat it because YouTube will take a third contact me directly or Richard

00:08:19.100 Rappway directly.

00:08:19.960 We'll exchange the transfer of funds.

00:08:22.140 It's called, it's called transfer of funds, uh, via PayPal, uh, PayPal or Venmo.

00:08:27.400 Um, and yeah, so if you guys like that idea and want to jumpstart the next show, um, 10 K

00:08:34.640 gets us the bus.

00:08:36.140 I can handle the rest.

00:08:37.620 Beep, beep.

00:08:38.280 Fuck.

00:08:38.460 It's got a CDL license driving around like this.

00:08:40.840 Yeah.

00:08:41.100 You would have to get a license.

00:08:42.480 I think this is what it looks like.

00:08:43.600 And we'd be in the right lane on the highway.

00:08:45.240 Yeah.

00:08:45.460 It's, it's this, it's not, it's not up here.

00:08:47.540 It's this.

00:08:48.540 So I'm ready for that.

00:08:49.960 Yeah.

00:08:50.200 I think that would be hilarious.

00:08:51.520 I'm built like a bus driver too.

00:08:53.060 I can handle that bus.

00:08:54.300 Yeah.

00:08:54.440 You kind of are 55 on the highway.

00:08:56.380 We can go 65.

00:08:58.200 Risk it.

00:08:58.920 Risk.

00:08:59.280 It is right.

00:08:59.920 All right.

00:09:00.540 Um, so if that's what you guys want to do, send me 10 K, send me 10 K.

00:09:04.860 And that's what we will do with the 10 K.

00:09:06.920 Yep.

00:09:07.660 All right.

00:09:08.080 Moving on.

00:09:08.680 We have a very important housekeeping.

00:09:09.740 We're still in the middle of it.

00:09:11.380 Uh, something I realized the other day, we were talking the other day about, uh, on the

00:09:15.240 show, how it's okay to do a one 80.

00:09:17.120 If you're walking down the street and you have to change direction, it's better to just change

00:09:20.500 direction and go the right way as opposed to worrying about what people think about

00:09:24.260 you and then make two rights to get back on track.

00:09:27.100 Right.

00:09:27.540 Yep.

00:09:27.740 That makes sense.

00:09:28.780 Uh, look what this guy in the restaurant did.

00:09:31.140 This is a person wearing a tuxedo in a restaurant and look what they do and look what happens.

00:09:40.840 You guys see that?

00:09:49.320 This person yells at the top of their lungs.

00:09:53.240 Everyone looks over.

00:09:54.860 And then in about three seconds, everyone goes back to normal and no one cares.

00:09:59.680 Yeah.

00:10:00.200 What's the next move?

00:10:01.440 Come yell at him.

00:10:02.400 I don't know.

00:10:03.100 There's no, but you'd think that would be so embarrassing.

00:10:05.240 Oh, that would ruin my night.

00:10:06.360 That guy yells.

00:10:07.240 People go, what was that?

00:10:08.640 Oh, just some guy yelling.

00:10:10.060 All right.

00:10:10.440 So yeah, it worked today.

00:10:11.360 And they go completely back to how they were.

00:10:13.180 And that's like a lesson to be learned.

00:10:15.340 It's like people aren't that judgy and who cares if they are.

00:10:19.160 I actually learned this lesson in college.

00:10:20.680 We talked about this on bonus land a few weeks ago.

00:10:22.560 And if I'm repeating the story, you know, kind of what I'm starting to do with my age.

00:10:26.760 Uh, but basically in college, I was walking into food court all the time, uh, zonk to the

00:10:31.580 gills, whatever that means.

00:10:32.760 And I would walk into food court and I'd think to myself, oh man, everyone's staring at me.

00:10:36.720 Everyone's looking at me.

00:10:37.580 Are they all looking at me?

00:10:38.600 Do I look weird?

00:10:39.380 Do we look weird?

00:10:40.080 Do we look normal or normal?

00:10:41.500 Right.

00:10:41.800 And then one time during the day, I walked into food court in the morning and I just

00:10:46.300 did a cartwheel and everyone kind of looked over, saw the cartwheel and was like, eh,

00:10:50.000 whatever, back to normal.

00:10:51.200 And then me doing the cartwheel made me realize that when I go into food court later, when

00:10:55.220 I'm zonk to the gills, whatever that means, that it wasn't actually that serious.

00:10:59.800 No one's actually looking.

00:11:00.940 Everyone's an NPC.

00:11:02.000 No one actually cares.

00:11:02.980 I did a cartwheel that time and no one even really changed their day about it.

00:11:06.740 So the message of the day is not everyone is judging you as much as you think.

00:11:12.240 And even if they are, they're all NPC morons anyway.

00:11:16.520 That's one way to go about society.

00:11:18.280 So who are you worried about being judged?

00:11:19.980 Some stupid idiot who's a moron?

00:11:22.100 Yeah, that's true.

00:11:23.020 And a man of your size doing a cartwheel is actually a scene.

00:11:26.240 So it's shocking to me.

00:11:27.680 Exactly.

00:11:28.320 No one cares.

00:11:29.220 Do whatever you want.

00:11:30.160 All right.

00:11:30.680 Speaking of doing whatever you want, street vendors in New York are back to grilling rats

00:11:35.980 and guinea pigs again, it looks like.

00:11:38.740 It's obviously disgusting, but also there's an opportunity here.

00:11:42.100 If you guys are in the New York area and you go to one of these places and you buy some

00:11:46.940 guinea pig or rat meat, street meat, and you eat it on camera while plugging the podcast,

00:11:54.020 they'll give you whatever you want.

00:11:55.700 Blank check.

00:11:56.320 Blank check, whatever I have that you want.

00:11:58.740 You can have all the money I have.

00:12:00.540 You can have all the merch, all the toys, literally whatever you want.

00:12:05.020 If you go to New York, go to one of these sketchy street meat vendors, buy some guinea

00:12:09.460 pig, hold it up and say, I got some guinea pig.

00:12:11.980 There's the guinea pig.

00:12:13.140 Fluckus Talks, the podcast, best new podcast of all time.

00:12:15.900 Take a bite.

00:12:17.860 Pink slips.

00:12:19.020 Yeah.

00:12:19.540 You can have the bus.

00:12:20.740 You can have the bus.

00:12:22.340 You can have the bus.

00:12:23.320 We'll immediately trade the bus for that.

00:12:24.880 So there's an opportunity there.

00:12:26.720 If you guys can do it, please make it happen.

00:12:29.420 We have to keep moving.

00:12:30.280 We have a very important housekeeping.

00:12:32.100 Next, Malcolm in the Middle race car driver.

00:12:34.260 You know that?

00:12:35.300 I did know that.

00:12:36.880 Yeah.

00:12:37.180 Malcolm in the Middle, that guy, what's his name?

00:12:39.140 Frankie Munez?

00:12:39.600 Yeah, Frankie Munez.

00:12:40.540 He's a race car driver.

00:12:42.180 Yeah.

00:12:42.820 Didn't know that.

00:12:44.040 It's pretty interesting.

00:12:44.900 Yeah.

00:12:45.080 I think he also said, like, he doesn't remember anything from Malcolm in the Middle.

00:12:49.440 Hmm.

00:12:49.740 So he's like an amnesia race car driver as well.

00:12:53.100 Let's call it living second life.

00:12:54.500 Yeah.

00:12:55.080 Second life.

00:12:55.540 Good for him.

00:12:55.880 Yeah.

00:12:56.120 Good for him.

00:12:56.420 Talented guy.

00:12:56.980 Can do many things.

00:12:58.000 I loved Malcolm in the Middle.

00:12:59.040 That was one of my favorite shows, so.

00:13:00.360 Yeah.

00:13:00.740 Me too.

00:13:01.700 All right.

00:13:02.300 Next, this is just a piece of advice.

00:13:04.900 Guys, Fleckus fans, Fleckus watchers, podcast listeners, no drum swings.

00:13:11.140 Look at this video.

00:13:12.160 This guy tries to do a cool drum swing, and he just knocks somebody out and kills them.

00:13:19.520 Yeah.

00:13:19.740 So no drum swings on the show.

00:13:22.480 Can I add something?

00:13:23.600 Of course.

00:13:24.280 No guitar swings either.

00:13:26.180 Duh.

00:13:26.840 I've seen, and those are sharper than a drum.

00:13:29.020 That goes for guitar swings as well.

00:13:31.280 I would rather get hit with a drum than a guitar.

00:13:33.380 That's true.

00:13:34.300 So.

00:13:34.820 Guitar would hit you in your teeth and, like, shatter them.

00:13:37.020 And, like, cut you.

00:13:37.920 The drum, at least, is like a, it's like a, it's a thud, you know?

00:13:41.420 You get hit by a lineman instead of, like, a punch.

00:13:44.020 Yeah.

00:13:44.380 All right.

00:13:45.020 Cool.

00:13:45.700 That makes sense.

00:13:47.780 Over the weekend, Richard Rappaway and I went for a nice mini bike ride.

00:13:51.720 Really good ride.

00:13:52.540 One of our best rides.

00:13:54.560 Two things I took away from that trip.

00:13:56.800 Number one, I went to the gas station.

00:13:58.960 And whenever we fill up the mini bikes, the people at the gas station think we're crackheads

00:14:02.620 because we're buying, like, $2 of gas.

00:14:04.600 Yeah.

00:14:04.820 So I went to the gas station.

00:14:06.060 They each hold a gallon, and we top off.

00:14:07.960 Like, we're topping off, like, when we have half a gallon.

00:14:10.000 Yeah.

00:14:10.660 So it's, like, we're buying, like, a couple dollars worth of gas.

00:14:13.640 People think we're crackheads.

00:14:14.900 So I go into the gas station, and I was, like, here's a five.

00:14:17.520 I'm, like, $3 of gas, one Powerball.

00:14:21.620 It's, like, the guy wasn't actually that surprised because I'm sure there's a lot of street

00:14:26.220 rattery happening in New Orleans.

00:14:28.580 But the idea of prioritizing your life where it's, like, I could do $3 of gas and one $2 Powerball.

00:14:35.200 Yeah.

00:14:35.380 You have $5 to your name.

00:14:37.040 It's so bad.

00:14:38.800 And then also, we've been seeing a lot of sightseeing buses, speaking of buses.

00:14:44.040 And it's always very important when you see a sightseeing bus to always wave at the sightseeing bus.

00:14:48.580 That's what we do.

00:14:49.680 They like that.

00:14:50.740 It's fun for them.

00:14:51.600 We're the sights.

00:14:52.520 Yeah.

00:14:52.780 It's part of the reason they're out there.

00:14:55.620 Absolutely.

00:14:56.120 So help your city out.

00:14:57.400 Whenever you see a sightseeing bus, give them a wave.

00:15:00.420 It makes them feel good.

00:15:01.480 Yep.

00:15:01.660 All right.

00:15:02.500 Black History Month is finally over.

00:15:04.220 Are you happy about that?

00:15:05.140 Woo!

00:15:05.520 Shortest month of the year, baby.

00:15:08.180 I don't care.

00:15:10.060 I mean, the thing is, Black History Month, like, they're always showing you just a black

00:15:15.080 person or something.

00:15:16.480 Like, they never teach you about black history.

00:15:18.540 That's true.

00:15:18.720 You know what I mean?

00:15:19.160 I mean, I guess maybe students in school learn about, you know, Harriet Tubman or different

00:15:24.660 sort of people.

00:15:25.460 But, like, I don't know.

00:15:26.780 I go through Black History Month every year as an adult, and I never learn a new piece

00:15:30.600 of black history.

00:15:31.660 That's interesting.

00:15:32.660 You know what I mean?

00:15:33.220 But, like...

00:15:34.020 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:15:35.120 And I'm kind of the same way.

00:15:36.380 We tried to fix that this year by paying more attention to rap culture, rap culture news.

00:15:43.100 We follow NoJumper on Instagram, and we've been seeing a lot of rap culture headlines

00:15:48.320 that are really...

00:15:50.120 What's the word for it?

00:15:52.140 Confusing?

00:15:53.020 Yeah.

00:15:53.580 Yeah, definitely confusing.

00:15:54.360 I don't know what's going on in these headlines.

00:15:56.260 Well, this has become, like, kind of a passion of ours.

00:15:58.840 Like, something we...

00:16:00.960 It's like a joke that we want the audience to get in on.

00:16:03.800 And it's kind of like this way where it's a news organization reporting on, like, rap events.

00:16:11.060 And the rap events, it's like, it's not really worthy of being news, but the way they present

00:16:15.620 it, it's like news fact.

00:16:17.300 Like, Donald Trump requests National Guard at Washington, D.C.

00:16:21.700 Like, they do that, but for rap events.

00:16:24.400 Like, so random, and the names are so weird.

00:16:27.300 Can we do two examples of fake, or two or three examples of, like, the headlines that

00:16:32.520 are real that we just didn't know?

00:16:34.620 Yeah.

00:16:34.960 Here's one from NoJumper.

00:16:36.080 Moneybag Yo gifts Glorilla a bread gang chain at live show.

00:16:42.840 Okay, I don't know.

00:16:43.660 I don't know any of those.

00:16:44.920 Some nouns in there, I guess, a verb.

00:16:46.460 I know live show.

00:16:46.880 I know live show.

00:16:47.900 Yeah.

00:16:48.140 And then usually the subjects are pictured.

00:16:50.400 You know, it's kind of like a split thing.

00:16:51.880 And they kind of do it, like, as a news release.

00:16:53.640 And usually there's, like, some sort of video or some second slide.

00:16:56.660 But we're just obsessed with deciphering these first ones, right?

00:17:00.100 Yeah.

00:17:00.600 Next.

00:17:01.300 Here's another one.

00:17:01.800 This is a real one as well.

00:17:02.820 This is kind of what got us into it in the first place.

00:17:05.560 Yeah.

00:17:05.800 We tried to read this, and then we looked at these creatures, and we're like, what is happening?

00:17:09.420 So this one says, spot them, got them, and poo shiesty linked up.

00:17:13.280 Need it or keep it?

00:17:14.820 And then there's this alien creature, this alien creature, and then I guess one of them spot

00:17:19.520 them, got them, one of them's poo shiesty.

00:17:21.520 So.

00:17:21.800 And then I vote keep it.

00:17:23.560 Yeah.

00:17:24.700 What's need it, though?

00:17:25.620 Need it or keep it?

00:17:26.580 That seems like the same thing.

00:17:27.880 I don't know.

00:17:28.400 I need it, and I think we should keep it.

00:17:30.140 Yeah.

00:17:30.540 All right.

00:17:30.800 Next one.

00:17:31.260 These are all real.

00:17:32.160 We're going to do, after this, we're going to do real versus fake and see if you guys

00:17:35.640 can guess which one's which.

00:17:37.100 All right.

00:17:37.380 Here's my favorite one.

00:17:38.820 Meek Mill gets the ball stolen from Dixie D'Amelio, then gets his ankles broken by an

00:17:42.940 eight-year-old.

00:17:43.720 So that was real, and that really happened.

00:17:45.540 There's a video.

00:17:46.280 Yeah, apparently.

00:17:47.660 I don't know who many of these characters are.

00:17:49.540 I know Meek Mill.

00:17:50.520 Yeah, I know Meek Mill.

00:17:51.500 I know Dixie D'Amelio.

00:17:53.020 Okay.

00:17:53.680 So that being said, we are going to go through some headlines, and we're going to present headline

00:17:57.960 A and headline B.

00:17:59.480 One of them is real.

00:18:00.600 One of them is fake.

00:18:01.540 We're going to guess.

00:18:02.660 All right.

00:18:02.900 First one.

00:18:03.860 All right.

00:18:04.380 Real or fake?

00:18:05.900 FBG Wooski gets emotional and lost for words when asked about FBG Duck.

00:18:12.700 Real or fake?

00:18:13.960 Actually, I'm going to show you two, and then you have to pick the real or fake.

00:18:16.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:17.180 Okay.

00:18:17.560 So FGB Wooski gets emotional when talking about FGB Duck.

00:18:21.260 Yep.

00:18:21.800 Okay.

00:18:22.600 Snarf Snarf O'Banion.

00:18:23.540 Snarf Snarf.

00:18:27.580 Snarf Snarf O'Banion just signed a major deal with 3L Records.

00:18:31.700 All right.

00:18:32.580 So that versus FBG Wooski.

00:18:34.440 Which one's real?

00:18:35.840 FGB Wooski.

00:18:36.580 FGB Duck.

00:18:37.360 Yep.

00:18:37.740 Correct.

00:18:38.000 Is that correct?

00:18:38.580 Correct.

00:18:38.840 Do you make up Snarf Snarf O'Banion?

00:18:40.420 Yeah, I did.

00:18:41.180 That sounds like a rap boy makeup thing.

00:18:42.960 I know.

00:18:43.540 Snarf Snarf.

00:18:44.140 I couldn't resist.

00:18:45.000 Okay.

00:18:45.380 All right.

00:18:45.660 O'Banion.

00:18:46.260 Like an Irish name?

00:18:47.580 That's good.

00:18:48.460 All right.

00:18:48.840 Okay.

00:18:49.320 All right.

00:18:49.660 So, all right.

00:18:51.080 Next set of two.

00:18:52.240 You got to tell me which one's real.

00:18:53.740 40 Pants linked up with Woe Vicky.

00:18:55.760 Did it go down?

00:18:58.120 I know 40 Pants is real.

00:18:59.640 I know Woe Vicky is real as well.

00:19:02.040 And then what's the next one?

00:19:03.800 NDOD moves white folks to the back of the bus on Rosa Parks video.

00:19:09.820 NDOD moves white folks to the back of the bus on Rosa Parks video.

00:19:18.380 I think that's real.

00:19:20.200 Yep.

00:19:20.600 But 40 Pants is a real person.

00:19:22.280 So is Woe Vicky.

00:19:23.100 Yep.

00:19:23.480 But they just didn't link up, I guess.

00:19:24.880 I don't think 40 Pants is a rapper.

00:19:26.360 I think he just went viral for wearing 40 Pants.

00:19:28.320 Oh, yeah.

00:19:28.800 That's what that was.

00:19:29.740 That's why the image is so blurry.

00:19:31.840 Yeah.

00:19:31.980 40 Pants is from like an Urban Decay.

00:19:33.820 The guy was just wearing all the pants.

00:19:35.240 Uh-huh.

00:19:35.960 They call him 40 Pants.

00:19:37.520 Okay.

00:19:38.120 Oh, man.

00:19:38.400 That was pretty good.

00:19:39.520 All right.

00:19:40.080 Last one.

00:19:41.800 Okay.

00:19:42.600 FBG Mackerel vows to clean up plastic waste from the local beaches.

00:19:46.380 Is he capping?

00:19:47.060 And there's him.

00:19:48.800 He's got the money on the balcony.

00:19:50.240 He lives near the beach.

00:19:52.300 And then here's the other one.

00:19:53.940 Fans are saying G Herbo types like an evil villain.

00:19:58.520 Hmm.

00:20:00.160 I think that's the fake one.

00:20:02.480 This one?

00:20:02.960 Yeah.

00:20:03.260 Evil villain guy?

00:20:04.140 Wrong.

00:20:04.940 Really?

00:20:05.400 Yeah.

00:20:05.740 FBG Mackerel is made up.

00:20:07.780 If you notice, Mackerel is just a fish vows to clean up plastic waste from the ocean.

00:20:12.040 That was your giveaway.

00:20:13.180 And then also, is he capping?

00:20:15.560 They wouldn't even say that because, of course, that's good.

00:20:18.720 They wouldn't say, is this bad?

00:20:20.260 Does capping mean bad?

00:20:21.300 Capping means lying.

00:20:22.700 Is he capping?

00:20:23.540 Is he lying about cleaning up the oceans?

00:20:25.780 So, FBG Mackerel.

00:20:26.920 I used FBG from the earlier.

00:20:28.620 FBG Wooski.

00:20:29.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:29.840 FBG Duck, FBG Duck and Mackerel.

00:20:33.040 You know, that would kind of make sense.

00:20:34.460 It lined up, and I thought this one, fans are saying G Herbo types like an evil villain.

00:20:40.180 I didn't think anyone would actually write that, but they wrote that as a headline.

00:20:42.980 Yep.

00:20:43.480 Yep.

00:20:43.660 Wow.

00:20:44.200 All right, last one.

00:20:45.300 This last one?

00:20:46.300 Yeah, this is the last group of two, okay?

00:20:48.100 Okay.

00:20:48.760 All right, so tell me which one's real.

00:20:50.520 Mar-a-Lago got his chain snatched by A.G. Barr.

00:20:53.880 Was this a violation of the Patriot Act?

00:20:55.760 Okay, that one's fake for sure.

00:21:00.600 A.G. Barr is just Attorney General Barr.

00:21:04.040 In Mar-a-Lago, Mar-a-Lago, A.G. Barr is a...

00:21:06.660 I know.

00:21:07.140 I wish Mar-a-Lago was separated more.

00:21:09.300 My bad.

00:21:09.920 A.G. Barr.

00:21:10.440 I needed to do better on that.

00:21:11.540 All right.

00:21:11.920 All right, next one.

00:21:13.620 Boutros Boutros Ghali says YG Slavia is, quote, committing war crimes.

00:21:18.740 Okay, so they're both fake.

00:21:20.660 Boutros Boutros Ghali, and then YG Slavia is Yugoslavia.

00:21:24.580 Yeah, Boutros Boutros Ghali was the leader of the UN from, like, 1992 to 1996 or something

00:21:29.840 when Yugoslavia collapsed.

00:21:31.940 So, yeah, sorry.

00:21:32.980 Committing war crimes.

00:21:34.200 Yeah, you caught it.

00:21:34.900 Well, I got both of them right, so that canceled out the one I got wrong.

00:21:37.600 Perfect score.

00:21:38.360 Yep.

00:21:39.100 Wow.

00:21:39.720 So, yeah, I mean, I don't know why we really did this.

00:21:42.420 We were having fun with this, but, like, if you guys follow NoJumper, like, it's literally

00:21:48.580 Mad Libs, and it all sounds so made up that it's crazy to me.

00:21:53.400 That this is, like, the real news reporting that they do.

00:21:56.240 Yeah.

00:21:56.940 It's so fun to see them, because I don't have any idea what they're talking about, and I

00:22:01.000 don't even have any idea what the sentences are saying sometimes.

00:22:03.900 Yeah, because sometimes the verbs are a rap verb that we don't even know.

00:22:07.620 Yeah.

00:22:07.940 Like, we don't even know.

00:22:09.060 You didn't know what Kappen was.

00:22:10.580 Yeah, I'm bad at Kappen.

00:22:11.800 So, yeah, crazy.

00:22:14.280 But, yeah, my favorite was Snarf Snarf O'Banion.

00:22:16.140 I thought that was a great name.

00:22:19.140 FGB Mackerel.

00:22:20.440 It's like, I didn't make the connection that Mackerel's just a fish.

00:22:23.580 But FGB Duck is just a duck.

00:22:25.180 I know.

00:22:25.920 FGB Duck.

00:22:26.980 Yeah.

00:22:27.300 So, guys, send us, if you see them, send us more insane ones, because, you know.

00:22:33.340 They're fun.

00:22:33.840 Yeah, we're dying at this.

00:22:34.700 We love this shit.

00:22:35.660 Yep.

00:22:36.960 And before we move on, play this next clip.

00:22:39.100 This is from New York City.

00:22:40.040 This guy's been terrorizing people on the subways.

00:22:41.940 Get the jeans.

00:22:43.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:44.080 My race, the highest race in the world.

00:22:45.580 LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Caldera, DeWayne Waikers, Paul Paul George, Anthony Davis, James Harden, Russell Westbrook.

00:22:50.900 L&I, what do you got in your race?

00:22:52.680 Name one person in your race.

00:22:55.640 Emeril Lagasse.

00:22:57.040 Duh.

00:22:57.860 Dave Coulier.

00:22:58.900 Should I go on?

00:22:59.900 No, that's enough.

00:23:01.680 I love how he names just, like, seven NBA players.

00:23:04.680 And it's like, that's all I look up to.

00:23:06.320 Yeah.

00:23:06.720 NBA players.

00:23:07.980 We got Emeril Lagasse.

00:23:09.180 We got Dave Coulier.

00:23:10.700 That's it.

00:23:11.600 It's done.

00:23:12.260 Yeah, that's the dream team right there.

00:23:14.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:14.880 All right, moving on.

00:23:16.020 You know those machines that grind stuff up no matter what?

00:23:18.520 I do.

00:23:19.140 You put, like, a truck in it.

00:23:20.820 You put a refrigerator.

00:23:22.960 You put metal.

00:23:24.120 And it just grinds it up.

00:23:26.020 How do they do that?

00:23:29.320 Hard metal and strong engine.

00:23:31.680 And it just goes, doesn't stop for anything.

00:23:33.620 Yeah, pretty much.

00:23:34.540 Those do get clogged.

00:23:35.600 They do get clogged.

00:23:36.400 There's one here playing in the background.

00:23:38.500 It's just eating a whole truck.

00:23:40.460 Yeah.

00:23:40.600 It doesn't even slow down.

00:23:41.960 It just goes until the truck is done.

00:23:43.960 Yep.

00:23:44.760 So I was thinking, if you get your leg stuck in that or your foot stuck in that, you're toast.

00:23:49.560 Yeah, just salute.

00:23:50.480 You basically have to let it go down to the knee.

00:23:52.640 And once you're at the knee, you got to twist yourself off.

00:23:55.340 And it's horrible.

00:23:56.380 It's, like, very vulgar and, like, graphic.

00:23:59.320 But basically, if your foot's in, it's going to eat it all the way up your shin.

00:24:03.800 Once you get to the knee, you have, like, five seconds to just start spinning your own knee off your leg.

00:24:09.680 This is very practical advice.

00:24:12.800 Take notes, guys, please.

00:24:14.240 I know it's not pretty, but that's what you have to do.

00:24:16.720 Yeah.

00:24:17.140 All right.

00:24:17.780 Moving on.

00:24:18.580 We have a couple more things.

00:24:20.340 Last thing, I guess, of housekeeping.

00:24:22.400 Before I remind everyone to like this episode, turn on notifications.

00:24:26.700 People have been complaining that notifications aren't coming through.

00:24:29.720 So make sure you turn them on so you don't get them either.

00:24:33.060 Leave us a comment.

00:24:34.180 Help the algorithm.

00:24:35.080 Let's get this thing juiced.

00:24:36.480 Carbon is diamond, right?

00:24:38.340 Yeah.

00:24:38.880 Yes.

00:24:39.520 Compressed.

00:24:40.160 Ultra compressed.

00:24:41.040 The densest form of carbon.

00:24:42.320 And carbon is coal.

00:24:43.820 Yeah.

00:24:44.520 So you take coal, you squeeze it, it turns in diamond?

00:24:47.460 Pretty much.

00:24:48.220 That's what happens under the Earth's core that creates diamonds,

00:24:50.420 a process over thousands of years.

00:24:52.840 I don't think so.

00:24:53.880 You don't buy it?

00:24:54.880 Take coal, squish it all the way in one of those machines that doesn't stop no matter what,

00:24:59.020 and it goes clear?

00:25:00.880 Sometimes.

00:25:01.520 Yeah.

00:25:02.220 Yeah.

00:25:02.760 So if someone wants to explain that to me in the comments, I will happily read it.

00:25:06.300 I'd like to know because the way I'm being told it now, you squeeze soot coal,

00:25:12.460 you squeeze it down, becomes clear.

00:25:14.400 That doesn't ring true to me.

00:25:15.780 Yeah.

00:25:16.520 All right.

00:25:16.820 You want to move on to some real housekeeping topics?

00:25:19.440 Lori Lightfoot's dead.

00:25:20.640 Yeah.

00:25:20.920 Lori Lightfoot's done.

00:25:22.100 Politically speaking.

00:25:23.180 Politically speaking, she's done.

00:25:24.800 Congratulations, Chicago.

00:25:25.940 I don't even know who they're going to replace her with.

00:25:27.500 Yeah.

00:25:27.780 It seems like a guy who's a little more friendly to the cops, Paul Vallis, but he's a Democrat,

00:25:32.400 but there's still a runoff that's going to happen.

00:25:35.780 So we'll see.

00:25:36.900 We'll see how that goes.

00:25:38.260 I love it.

00:25:39.020 I love when one of my political enemies goes dead, you know?

00:25:42.360 Um, like Stacey Abrams, they basically can't run her again.

00:25:46.720 Beto O'Rourke, waste of time, waste of money.

00:25:48.880 Like the amount of money they pumped into those people.

00:25:51.320 Uh, Lori Lightfoot.

00:25:52.640 I love it.

00:25:53.200 People are like, oh dude, she'll be appointed to the Biden administration like that.

00:25:56.380 Like, oh dude, she'll be on CNN, CNN, maybe, but she's an ugly, disgusting, no morals,

00:26:03.380 no heart creature.

00:26:04.340 Right.

00:26:05.360 And nobody loves, nobody likes a loser.

00:26:07.960 Even Democrats, when they're protecting their own, like she just lost in a humiliating way,

00:26:12.000 got third place in, uh, uh, in the first, in the election, forcing a runoff between two

00:26:17.420 other people who aren't her as the incumbent.

00:26:19.240 Like that's a humiliating loss.

00:26:20.940 So I don't expect to see her anywhere.

00:26:22.720 I expect her to see, live in a little Chicago bungalow in Hyde Park and just wither away

00:26:26.720 with her white lesbian lover.

00:26:28.500 Yeah.

00:26:29.040 So that's good life for her.

00:26:30.160 That's what she should have done 10 years ago.

00:26:31.520 That's what I like.

00:26:32.360 Why?

00:26:32.820 Who cares?

00:26:33.420 I guess she liked power and she liked doing little bits, little TikTok bits and wearing

00:26:37.340 outfits, but, uh, she loved watching urban decay.

00:26:40.620 Like that's, that is a steward of urban decay.

00:26:43.980 Her as a mayor.

00:26:44.820 Same with Latoya Jack, uh, Latoya Cantrell in new Orleans.

00:26:48.340 Same with, you know, Gavin Newsom is an overseer of urban decay.

00:26:51.640 And every time you correct them, it's racist.

00:26:54.460 You're racist and you hate ladies.

00:26:55.920 Yep.

00:26:56.420 Yep.

00:26:57.020 Uh, yeah.

00:26:57.860 All right.

00:26:58.320 Yeah.

00:26:59.140 Go ahead.

00:26:59.780 The big titty woodshop teacher.

00:27:00.980 Yeah.

00:27:01.400 I was just going to say that.

00:27:02.560 Okay, cool.

00:27:03.440 Um, big titty woodshop teacher was on a leave paid leave right now.

00:27:07.340 Paid leave right now.

00:27:08.440 And then, so the picture that was a doppelganger of you last week, the big titty woodshop teacher

00:27:13.680 without the breasts on.

00:27:15.300 Yeah.

00:27:15.460 He was photographed outside of work, uh, without his tits, without the prosthetics.

00:27:19.980 And then they confronted this person.

00:27:22.160 Yep.

00:27:22.400 And then what did he say?

00:27:23.800 Well, so they confront, he called into the New York post after that reporting happened.

00:27:28.420 It was like, okay, I got to do an interview.

00:27:30.100 Right.

00:27:30.380 Um, and he said, I, he said that wasn't me, which is a great, you know, deny, deny, double

00:27:38.500 down.

00:27:39.020 I love that.

00:27:39.520 Deny, deny, deny, counter, counter, accuse, double down.

00:27:42.480 There's a, there's a bunch of things you can do, but I love the outright denial.

00:27:46.380 He denied that was him.

00:27:47.420 He said he was intersex.

00:27:49.520 So he's not like transgender or anything and was undergoing hormone replacement therapy

00:27:54.720 in 2021 and was in transition.

00:27:57.380 Um, and then the teacher said that his extra large breasts are caused by a condition called

00:28:02.360 gigantomastia, but also admitted that he's never been officially diagnosed.

00:28:07.080 So he's saying the tits are real.

00:28:08.440 So he's saying the tits are real.

00:28:09.660 It's a medical condition.

00:28:10.720 And, uh, yeah, but not formal.

00:28:12.980 It's just in my head.

00:28:14.840 Wow.

00:28:15.400 So what a, what a double down.

00:28:16.780 I respect it.

00:28:17.680 Yeah.

00:28:17.940 Crazy double down.

00:28:18.800 Um, and you know, this is, I go back and forth between, is he playing us?

00:28:22.260 Is he playing the game or is this a mentally ill person with access to kids?

00:28:26.900 Either way, we kind of win is what I say every time, because it's either, this is how easy

00:28:32.520 it is to be mentally ill around kids, or this is how easy it is to play the system.

00:28:37.080 Much like the male prisoners who say, oh, I'm transgender and they go to a women prison.

00:28:42.920 Uh, it's, the game is the game.

00:28:44.600 It's so easy.

00:28:45.600 And, um, women, you get your guys weakness is allowing men to just dominate you.

00:28:51.240 So, uh, it's sad, but it's an interesting update for the big titty woodshop teachers.

00:28:55.700 So a hundred percent.

00:28:56.500 Very interesting.

00:28:57.560 Moving on into cringe of the week.

00:29:02.280 All right.

00:29:04.160 Cringe of the week.

00:29:04.720 Our first clip of cringe of the week guy pulls Jewel out of toilet.

00:29:08.800 Now stop.

00:29:13.960 Oh no.

00:29:17.080 Oh no.

00:29:21.080 Doesn't even shake it out.

00:29:22.860 You think you'd go like this, right?

00:29:24.460 Or you'd rinse it and you'd like rinse it and then get like water in and out of it.

00:29:28.660 He just went straight to pulling it and he got hissed in his mouth.

00:29:31.980 Those are kids in a high school and he's willing to, he wants a hit of a nicotine pen so bad

00:29:38.600 that he's willing to take it out of piss.

00:29:40.180 It's like, what happened?

00:29:41.480 Have you been smoking this since you were 14?

00:29:43.740 I bet if you went to a high school and said, who here has like a Jewel or e-cig?

00:29:47.540 I think the whole class raises their hand.

00:29:49.840 Crazy, man.

00:29:50.460 They got our kids hooked.

00:29:51.840 Yeah.

00:29:51.980 Another thing they have our kids hooked on, uh, this filter, filter girl.

00:29:55.220 Yeah.

00:29:55.540 Another thing that's hooking the kids.

00:29:57.760 I can't believe this is a filter.

00:29:59.400 The fact that this is what filters have evolved into is actually crazy to me.

00:30:03.800 I grew up with the dog filter on Snapchat and now this, this filter gave me lit fillers.

00:30:09.600 This is what I look like in real life.

00:30:13.000 So the filter gives you like automatic, like wedding makeup.

00:30:17.060 Yeah.

00:30:17.320 Like the best makeup you've ever had full lips, eyelashes, like you couldn't possibly have

00:30:21.520 naturally.

00:30:22.240 At least it's not AI though.

00:30:23.460 That could have been AI.

00:30:24.800 I think that is AI.

00:30:25.800 I think that counts.

00:30:26.700 Oh, it does.

00:30:27.440 Yeah.

00:30:27.540 It kind of counts as like your avatar now.

00:30:29.380 And like TikTok does this automatically, I think.

00:30:31.440 So it's like a, for a lot of these people, for especially young people.

00:30:34.200 Not automatically.

00:30:34.860 Like you have to choose it, right?

00:30:36.220 Oh, does it?

00:30:36.860 I thought they did it automatically.

00:30:37.680 No, they don't.

00:30:38.260 You don't open TikTok and that's you're in full makeup.

00:30:40.600 No, I don't go on TikTok that much.

00:30:43.260 Um, but it's very easy to do this and people start doing this.

00:30:46.280 And then you can't like undo it.

00:30:47.600 And then it makes your online presence, like what you care about more than as opposed to

00:30:51.660 your in-person.

00:30:52.480 And then you keep doing the filters.

00:30:54.000 Then you put them on your like dating app pictures.

00:30:56.380 And then like the more you do it and pretend to look like this person, the further you get

00:31:01.880 from like being happy with yourself.

00:31:04.280 So you keep doing these photos, keep uploading these photos, content with this filter on,

00:31:09.040 and then your real life and your fake life, it's like the fake life goes up and your real

00:31:12.880 life priorities go down because you're creating this fake world you live in.

00:31:16.720 That's actually not you.

00:31:17.780 Yeah.

00:31:18.620 It's not good.

00:31:19.460 I think it, I also think it's like supply met demand here, right?

00:31:24.080 Like these wouldn't be the filters if nobody wanted to do this right for the women.

00:31:28.500 And so it's like, there's like a certain percentage, like probably 10, 20, 15% of women

00:31:32.640 who love this filter and use it.

00:31:34.900 And then it's like, well, if I don't look like that, like how am I supposed to compete

00:31:37.920 with this influencer, you know?

00:31:40.200 So it's like a race to the bottom, uh, bad thing.

00:31:44.260 Once everyone starts doing it and you don't do it, it's like not taking steroids when Barry

00:31:48.300 Bonds and Mark McGuire are taking steroids.

00:31:50.680 Like I have to take steroids too.

00:31:51.940 Absolutely.

00:31:52.820 Uh, and, and it's obviously going to create some self-worth issues with the young ladies

00:31:56.420 and it's not good.

00:31:57.880 Very not good.

00:31:58.680 So China app does it again.

00:32:00.060 And those are on Instagram too.

00:32:01.680 Like you, if you see in a girl's story, like makeup by blah, blah, like you can see the

00:32:06.240 filter, like everybody does it and it's really weird.

00:32:08.900 It's not good.

00:32:09.820 Um, all right.

00:32:10.760 Next, this influencer is going to tell us why he's going to steal our girl.

00:32:14.140 Yeah.

00:32:14.380 I love this guy.

00:32:15.240 Me too.

00:32:16.080 Let's take you for example and me and we both pull up and we go to your girl.

00:32:20.460 Odds are I'm going to take that bitch.

00:32:22.400 If you compared me to you, you're not going to win that battle.

00:32:25.880 So the next time you think that your girl's on lock, I got the keys to the castle motherfucker.

00:32:32.160 You see his leg, his little leg, his leg coming out of the car.

00:32:36.240 He's like, he's like, we're wrist leg.

00:32:37.940 And well, the doors go up.

00:32:39.760 So I like the, I like, he's got us beat.

00:32:42.560 Yeah.

00:32:42.920 Oh yeah.

00:32:43.340 The doors go up.

00:32:44.620 It's a rented McLaren.

00:32:46.200 Um, I like this, uh, I like this guy hitting his line at the end.

00:32:50.340 I got the keys to the castle motherfucker.

00:32:52.120 And he goes, and he's like laughing at the fact that he even said that just a little rat

00:32:56.300 laugh.

00:32:56.460 It's like, this is not you, bro.

00:32:57.880 Like, please do not do this.

00:32:59.540 Um, Hey, the doors go up.

00:33:01.400 You got me beat.

00:33:02.360 Take my money.

00:33:03.280 Take my wallet.

00:33:04.560 Here's my credit card.

00:33:05.380 Here's a watch my granddad gave me.

00:33:07.100 Here's the keys to my car.

00:33:09.160 Whatever you want.

00:33:10.260 It's yeah.

00:33:10.620 I got nothing.

00:33:11.460 You got me.

00:33:12.000 The doors go up.

00:33:12.740 Just don't take the girl, bro.

00:33:14.440 I know you got it on lock.

00:33:15.460 Yeah.

00:33:15.740 Keys to the castle.

00:33:16.940 Oh man.

00:33:17.820 That's pretty good.

00:33:18.600 And those are my favorite.

00:33:19.540 I've said this for, uh, multiple categories of people, right?

00:33:22.580 The only fans, girls who never get any followers.

00:33:24.940 It's like you humiliated yourself for nothing.

00:33:26.660 Like this kid better hope he stays going viral and like becomes a joke because if you did

00:33:31.100 this and then you don't like use it for anything, you humiliated yourself, right?

00:33:34.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:36.200 All right.

00:33:36.500 Next we have, um, some confessions.

00:33:38.980 We talked about this in the intro.

00:33:40.720 It's kind of like a vulgar section.

00:33:42.740 So if you're a sensitive, uh, to vulgar language, maybe skip ahead, uh, two minutes, but we have

00:33:49.240 two confessions from college girls.

00:33:51.200 Let's let the first one rip.

00:33:52.660 The craziest confession.

00:33:53.700 I cheated on my boyfriend with a guy.

00:33:55.240 He told me, I told him not to worry about.

00:33:57.220 I, this guy's 20 minutes after I, it's his best friend.

00:34:01.140 Okay.

00:34:01.840 Where's your dad?

00:34:02.660 Where's your dad?

00:34:03.580 Oh my God.

00:34:05.060 Everyone's sucking everybody.

00:34:06.480 You're telling that to like a camera and a microphone in a time where everything goes

00:34:11.040 viral on street videos?

00:34:12.740 And like, that would be like bad rumors that you hear about someone when, like when we

00:34:16.360 went to high school, I heard her and five guys or whatever.

00:34:19.480 Yeah.

00:34:19.900 It's like, you just told everyone that no shame at all.

00:34:22.360 Huh?

00:34:22.880 Yeah.

00:34:23.220 Crazy.

00:34:23.720 That's bad.

00:34:24.780 All right.

00:34:25.120 Next one.

00:34:25.760 The P one.

00:34:27.700 This summer I met up with like a sugar daddy.

00:34:30.880 So his plan was to pay me 10 K for ping on his face and I peed on his face.

00:34:36.600 I got the 10 K and then I came home and I like blocked him.

00:34:40.320 Haven't talked to him since.

00:34:42.740 Two months later, I walk into class, first day of school, first class.

00:34:47.120 He's my professor.

00:34:48.600 Wait.

00:34:49.760 Wait.

00:34:50.260 So that's what you're paying for when you send your kid to college.

00:34:53.140 Professors to pee on your daughter.

00:34:55.100 Yeah.

00:34:55.700 And, and this is, this is kind of a point.

00:34:57.520 Like, obviously this slut shit is crazy.

00:34:59.600 Like no people need to have shame.

00:35:01.400 Like, I don't know what my, the funniest thing is like somebody being like, yeah, so I sucked

00:35:06.600 that guy's dick.

00:35:07.200 And then 20 minutes later I sucked another guy's dick.

00:35:09.000 And it's like, the interview goes, whoa, that's crazy.

00:35:12.060 All right.

00:35:12.540 Thank you for the content.

00:35:13.560 And then like everybody walks away.

00:35:15.300 And then it's like, she's left alone being like, the smile slowly fades on her face.

00:35:19.320 And she's like, what the fuck did I just say to a hundred thousand people?

00:35:22.520 Yeah.

00:35:23.000 And then she goes to class and then she's like wondering and like two guys are over here.

00:35:26.180 Like, there's not two guys to explain the point.

00:35:29.120 It's like, why do you do this to yourself?

00:35:30.640 Back to Arizona state.

00:35:31.820 Yeah.

00:35:33.220 But so this is kind of a conversation that we've been having off camera where college

00:35:37.820 more and more these days is becoming something that like, I don't want to say the word cucks

00:35:43.040 you, but it's like, it's kind of like a perverse thing where not just sexually speaking, but

00:35:48.780 like say you're a blue collar dad, right?

00:35:51.100 You sacrifice, you make all these sacrifices for your family.

00:35:54.400 You save money.

00:35:54.980 You don't want your kids to go into debt.

00:35:56.440 You want them to go to college.

00:35:57.480 You want a better life, right?

00:35:58.780 That's kind of like the old gold.

00:36:00.560 That's the old way it worked, right?

00:36:02.220 Like someone would immigrate, they'd work shitty jobs.

00:36:05.880 Next generation gets a leg up.

00:36:07.460 And then the generation after that goes to college and does everything you dream of,

00:36:10.760 right?

00:36:11.040 Yep.

00:36:11.580 And so these days it feels like just the way that it's changed and how it's changed in

00:36:16.280 the last 15 and 20 years, right?

00:36:18.560 Prices have gone way up for colleges.

00:36:20.960 They're insane.

00:36:22.540 And they're leftist indoctrination factories, right?

00:36:25.740 Like everybody comes in and Fleckis and myself went to a liberal arts college.

00:36:29.700 We went to, you know, a school that churned out a lot of leftists, right?

00:36:34.040 We were fine.

00:36:35.100 But, you know, we're talking numbers game as a whole, right?

00:36:37.920 Like what percent gets into like stupid causes, who becomes Greta Thunberg, you know, that

00:36:43.300 sort of thing.

00:36:43.760 Who starts a racist podcast.

00:36:45.220 Exactly.

00:36:46.180 And so, but like if you think about the act, like this blue collar dad, right?

00:36:52.240 He's in a suburb of Akron, Ohio, right?

00:36:56.680 And it's 30 minutes from Akron, but it's got a main town square and it's got this.

00:37:02.520 So this guy works very hard in his smaller town, his neighborhood.

00:37:06.560 He's got a good business.

00:37:07.740 He works hard.

00:37:08.480 And then he dumps all his money.

00:37:10.400 He saves up like, you know, in the extreme cases, 30, 40, 50 grand a year to send your

00:37:14.680 kid to one of these colleges.

00:37:15.480 So you suck up all the local money, you send it to some far away place like Penn Station

00:37:21.320 or, you know, like a college town that only exists to be a college town, right?

00:37:25.920 Yep.

00:37:26.580 So you send it there.

00:37:27.800 Your daughter becomes a slut.

00:37:29.720 She's gone.

00:37:30.600 Like, and this is not for everybody, obviously.

00:37:33.140 She becomes a slut, likely becomes a leftist, starts to resent where they came from, becomes

00:37:38.520 like a cosmopolitan version of themselves through all these, you know, weird liberal arts classes

00:37:42.980 that kind of suck and don't teach you how to do math or anything.

00:37:45.760 You're not an engineering role.

00:37:47.500 And so it's like the money gets sucked out of a small town to go to a leftist, pseudo

00:37:53.340 leftist, you know, for the most part, like 90% of college professors donate to Democrats,

00:37:57.120 all that.

00:37:57.860 So you suck your money out of the small town, all this hard work you did to give it to a

00:38:01.780 leftist town that already has like a crazy endowment that's way overpriced just for your

00:38:07.720 daughter or son to get churned into some like groupthink corporate drone.

00:38:11.960 So they take all your money, they take your kid and ruin them when they're out of your

00:38:16.680 jurisdiction and authority.

00:38:18.560 And then they take the money from your small town that you would have maybe used in your

00:38:22.180 small town and then use it in their small town, which is just like a leftist muppet

00:38:26.800 factory.

00:38:27.460 Exactly.

00:38:28.120 And so it's like one of those things where you're going to pay, say you're going to pay

00:38:31.400 150 grand for your child's college education.

00:38:34.320 Like you could probably do two down payments on two rental properties, hope, teach them a

00:38:39.580 passive income for the rest of their life.

00:38:40.920 Teach them a trade, give them passive income for the rest of their life.

00:38:43.440 They still have to work.

00:38:44.140 It's not like a free thing, but like then your town gets better, right?

00:38:47.940 Yeah.

00:38:48.260 Like, oh dude, like maybe I start a business in this hometown at 30 minutes outside of

00:38:52.760 Akron, Ohio.

00:38:53.620 And like, let's revive main street, you know?

00:38:56.200 And so like the same thing that happened with the rust belt and like, you know, the hollowing

00:39:01.280 out of factories and internationalization of manufacturing is somewhat happening on a smaller scale.

00:39:06.580 On a smaller scale.

00:39:07.180 To universities, right?

00:39:08.260 The same exact ruining of what we had in a smaller scale domestically.

00:39:13.160 Yeah.

00:39:13.520 And so, I don't know.

00:39:14.400 That's a good point, Richard.

00:39:15.280 It's just something I've been thinking about.

00:39:16.920 Like, obviously, you know, kids still want to go to college.

00:39:19.480 I think kids, it's hard to just start working when you're 18.

00:39:22.740 Like, I know obviously some of the audience has that.

00:39:24.760 But, you know, I think there should be like a, you know, you go on a trip, you learn something,

00:39:29.680 you do something.

00:39:30.700 But it just, it's gotten so out of whack with the prices and the leftism that like, you're

00:39:37.020 basically.

00:39:37.880 It's a trap.

00:39:38.560 It's a trap.

00:39:39.120 And you're cucking your small town, right?

00:39:40.300 You lose all your money.

00:39:41.360 Your small town gets worse.

00:39:42.640 Okay.

00:39:42.940 You lose all your money.

00:39:43.680 Your small town gets worse.

00:39:44.640 And your kids resent you and aren't what you raised them to be.

00:39:48.500 And then your kid graduates and she goes, I want to go to Chicago.

00:39:50.920 I want to live in the big city.

00:39:52.140 I want to live in New York, you know, wherever they can.

00:39:54.600 And then they go live in a pod.

00:39:55.660 And then there's someone there in New York who's going to pee on them too.

00:39:58.140 Exactly.

00:39:58.740 So your daughter will be confessing about all of her slut activities while you slave away

00:40:04.380 to cut the check to the college that's turning your daughter into a slut and a leftist.

00:40:09.420 And yeah.

00:40:10.780 That's dark.

00:40:11.340 It's pretty dark shit.

00:40:12.320 That's very dark.

00:40:12.920 And that's not on every case, but.

00:40:14.580 It's not on every case, but it is what happens every time, basically.

00:40:18.700 Wow.

00:40:19.200 That's a great point.

00:40:20.020 We're losing the fibers, the fibers that connect this country, the fabric of our society.

00:40:26.040 And everyone wants to leave their small hometown.

00:40:28.160 Everybody wants to get out.

00:40:29.160 Nobody wants to kind of like improve it.

00:40:30.840 You know what I mean?

00:40:31.260 Go get hoed out.

00:40:32.140 Yeah.

00:40:32.580 Pissed on.

00:40:33.200 Oh, get blacked out and pissed on for 10K.

00:40:35.620 Yeah, get blacked out.

00:40:36.500 Suck everybody.

00:40:37.620 It's not good.

00:40:38.420 Yeah.

00:40:39.200 All right.

00:40:39.840 Next clip.

00:40:40.780 Guy charging his phone in his pocket.

00:40:43.020 So I'm looking for the charger, right?

00:40:45.160 Why is it in his pocket with his phone?

00:40:50.720 Like, why do you have your phone in your pocket on the charger?

00:40:56.480 All right.

00:40:58.440 I will clear this up.

00:41:00.520 This looks bad.

00:41:01.340 It looks like he's charging his phone in his pocket because he doesn't want his wife to

00:41:04.260 go through his phone.

00:41:05.080 Yeah.

00:41:05.400 Guys actually do that.

00:41:07.040 That's not a cheating thing.

00:41:09.180 Guys a lot of times have dreams where you need your phone.

00:41:11.640 And if your phone is on your bedside table, you don't have it in your dream.

00:41:15.600 So a lot of times guys will put their phones in their pocket, charge it in their pocket

00:41:19.860 overnight.

00:41:20.580 So when they get to dream world, they have their phone.

00:41:24.020 Yeah.

00:41:24.200 This is not suspicious at all.

00:41:25.660 This is normal.

00:41:26.500 Like if girls, if you see your man doing this, like just give them the pass.

00:41:30.660 All right.

00:41:30.920 It's fine.

00:41:31.520 Yeah.

00:41:31.760 It's fine.

00:41:32.780 All right.

00:41:33.400 Next, we have some clips of babies at drag shows where you have like a compilation.

00:41:38.460 There's a lot of babies at drag shows this week for some reason.

00:41:41.640 Which is worse than children because they're babies.

00:41:45.020 Yeah.

00:41:45.520 So here's the, what do you call this?

00:41:47.560 Twink swinging in a gimp suit.

00:41:49.420 Yep.

00:41:49.800 Twink swinging in a gimp suit.

00:41:51.120 And then here's one even less in a leopard thong.

00:41:54.280 He's got his ass just out.

00:41:55.800 He's got his ass out.

00:41:56.600 There's babies.

00:41:57.400 There's babies here.

00:41:59.000 The twink swinging in the gimp suit actually was like decent production.

00:42:01.700 He's hanging from the ceiling.

00:42:02.640 It's a little bit of a show at least.

00:42:04.860 There's a literal baby there.

00:42:06.460 And obviously the performers in all these cases, another situation with the baby giving

00:42:11.400 money, the performers in all these situations are obviously getting off a little bit like

00:42:15.960 sexually.

00:42:16.900 But I think even worse is, uh, it's just the normalization of the behavior.

00:42:20.800 So these guys are getting off and they like it, but what's actually worse is they're just

00:42:25.920 pretending this is normal behavior and they're trying to normalize it at a very, very young

00:42:30.500 age.

00:42:30.840 What was that last one?

00:42:31.880 Was that, that should have been in doppelgangers.

00:42:33.620 Is that you?

00:42:34.260 Yeah, that should have been yours at the end of the week for you.

00:42:36.340 That's you.

00:42:36.980 Doppelganger.

00:42:37.560 Yeah.

00:42:37.980 You're, you're built just like that.

00:42:40.040 Um, and so here's the thing, right?

00:42:41.860 Like we don't want to keep coming back to drag, drag bad, you know, like the bits are, it's

00:42:46.840 overdone, but why are people bringing literal baby babies to this?

00:42:51.760 They're sacrificing.

00:42:52.840 They don't even understand anything.

00:42:54.380 They can't even see like a baby.

00:42:55.800 When you go like this, like the baby forgets that this exists.

00:42:59.120 So like, what are you doing with the baby there?

00:43:01.360 Like, I don't get it.

00:43:02.700 And, and then the kids are getting younger and the drag queens are getting pigger.

00:43:08.260 Yeah.

00:43:08.840 They're, they're disgusting.

00:43:10.260 Look at this fat one coming up to get her a dollar.

00:43:12.980 That's not even good content.

00:43:13.980 That's a guy, a fat guy, Mr. Peabody.

00:43:17.500 Look at him.

00:43:17.920 Demon face.

00:43:18.640 And then look at this one.

00:43:20.560 You're built like Vince Wilfork.

00:43:23.480 You're a nose tackle.

00:43:25.600 Oh man.

00:43:26.520 Your nose tackle is right.

00:43:27.960 I'm really shocked.

00:43:29.520 And this one, this one's adults.

00:43:30.840 So sure.

00:43:31.580 Let them, let them do their gay shit.

00:43:34.680 But like the babies, like what's the point of this baby?

00:43:38.720 I think it's like a tale as old as time is like sacrificing children to, to the devil and

00:43:44.700 to demons.

00:43:45.740 I think that's just what it is now.

00:43:47.000 Like the, they used to do it back in the day by killing the first born or whatever.

00:43:51.980 Abortion is that too.

00:43:53.400 So it's like, there's always going to be levels.

00:43:55.780 So it's, if you have a, if you're pregnant and you have a baby in your stomach, you can

00:43:59.980 sacrifice that baby to the devil and get an abortion.

00:44:02.260 Or if the baby comes out and it's two months old, you could sacrifice that baby to whatever

00:44:07.300 these, these freaks.

00:44:08.620 Or if the baby's five and you know, you want to make it trans, make it a girl, boy to a

00:44:12.900 girl, you can sacrifice your baby at that age.

00:44:15.100 There's just always different opportunities to sacrifice the babies.

00:44:18.360 I think they're just, this is just what sacrificing a newborn looks like.

00:44:22.580 Wow.

00:44:23.100 If I had to guess, that makes sense, right?

00:44:24.500 I think it's just stupid women and they might not know they're sacrificing their child to

00:44:28.940 the spiritual realm, but like, it's just stupid women who think, I don't know.

00:44:33.120 Stupid women with weak husbands who don't tell anyone what to do.

00:44:36.760 Pretty much.

00:44:37.260 Yeah, that's pretty much.

00:44:39.220 All right.

00:44:39.860 Next, the girl whose gender changes by the month.

00:44:42.680 Yep.

00:44:43.080 Let's see this one.

00:44:44.300 In January, February, March.

00:44:51.320 So it goes from he, they, he, they, she, they, he, she, they, she, they, she, they, she.

00:44:58.040 A good run of they, she.

00:44:59.720 And then it gets demented.

00:45:01.700 They, Z, they, Z.

00:45:03.700 They, Z worked for a little bit.

00:45:05.280 But they is the consistent one there.

00:45:07.520 Yeah.

00:45:07.960 If you can't keep track of your own pronouns, how am I supposed to, brother?

00:45:12.300 That's so true.

00:45:13.440 Hell yeah.

00:45:14.000 Yeah.

00:45:14.220 Good boomer meme from Rat Boy.

00:45:15.840 Yeah.

00:45:16.100 Um, yeah, that's basically, hey, if you're that person, you're a lonely, weird girl who's going through it.

00:45:23.540 Yeah.

00:45:23.760 And she hasn't destroyed her body yet.

00:45:25.380 She hasn't let these pronouns destroy herself.

00:45:27.360 She can still pull out of this and be like, I'm a normal girl again.

00:45:30.480 Pull up.

00:45:31.060 Pull up.

00:45:32.060 Terrain.

00:45:32.660 Terrain.

00:45:33.140 Terrain.

00:45:33.640 Pull up.

00:45:34.360 Pull up.

00:45:34.940 But she won't.

00:45:35.620 Whoop.

00:45:35.940 Whoop.

00:45:37.280 Terrain.

00:45:37.920 Terrain.

00:45:38.400 But she won't.

00:45:39.320 Um, I think it's probably, she's probably going down a worse path.

00:45:42.260 Um, but it's nice to see the people who don't yet mutilate themselves and they're just playing

00:45:46.320 mind games, right?

00:45:47.420 Yeah.

00:45:47.840 You're just in the room too much.

00:45:49.220 You're a little lonely.

00:45:50.280 You're a little weird.

00:45:51.200 You look in the mirror a little too much.

00:45:52.920 I think.

00:45:53.460 Yeah.

00:45:53.760 I don't get it really.

00:45:55.180 Um, all right.

00:45:55.700 Last piece of cringe of the week.

00:45:57.180 This is an old Joe Biden clip.

00:45:58.900 Not that old.

00:45:59.600 It's from.

00:46:00.000 December, 2022.

00:46:01.100 A month and a half ago.

00:46:01.860 Two months ago, um, where Joe Biden told this story about his uncle who got a purple

00:46:06.760 heart.

00:46:07.120 Check this out.

00:46:07.800 We're going to debunk it.

00:46:08.740 It's great.

00:46:09.600 I got elected vice president.

00:46:11.220 He said, Joey, uncle Frank fought in the battle of the bulge.

00:46:14.960 He was not feeling very well now, not because of the battle of the bulge, but he said, and

00:46:19.240 he won the purple heart and he never received it.

00:46:22.140 He never, he never got it.

00:46:24.920 Do you think you could help him get it?

00:46:26.280 We'll surprise him.

00:46:27.760 So he got him the purple heart.

00:46:29.180 But he had won it in the battle of the bulge.

00:46:32.960 And I remember he came over to the house and I came out and he said, present it to him.

00:46:36.980 Okay.

00:46:37.200 We had the family there.

00:46:38.600 I said, uncle Frank, you won this.

00:46:41.480 And I went to peace and I don't want the damn thing.

00:46:44.780 I'm serious.

00:46:45.500 He said, I don't want it.

00:46:47.020 I said, what's the matter, uncle Frank?

00:46:48.120 You earned it.

00:46:48.700 He said, yeah, but the others died.

00:46:50.740 The others died.

00:46:52.560 I lived.

00:46:54.320 So that story, his uncle was in the battle of the bulge.

00:46:57.280 And then he, when he got elected vice president, he got the award for the purple heart and he

00:47:02.720 got it for him.

00:47:03.700 And that sounds like a nice story.

00:47:05.360 It sounds like a great story.

00:47:06.440 Like that's a nice family.

00:47:07.420 Like you never got it.

00:47:08.340 Your son's in a position.

00:47:09.520 Yep.

00:47:10.000 We'll do it for you.

00:47:10.920 Nephew.

00:47:12.040 Unfortunately, it doesn't make sense because Joe Biden became vice president in 2008.

00:47:18.220 2008, right?

00:47:19.100 Yeah.

00:47:19.420 His dad, who told the story of Joe, Joey, we need the purple heart for your uncle.

00:47:24.500 His dad died in 2002.

00:47:27.240 Six years before Joe was vice president.

00:47:29.160 Six years before Joe was vice president.

00:47:30.740 And you might be thinking, oh, maybe he's misremembering or whatever.

00:47:33.280 His uncle died in 1999.

00:47:35.800 Like 10 years before he became vice president.

00:47:38.340 Both people were so far dead.

00:47:40.780 Completely made up.

00:47:42.160 And it's like, was your uncle even at the bulge?

00:47:44.320 No.

00:47:44.620 I think his uncle was like running ammunition 30 miles back behind the bulge if he was even

00:47:48.840 there.

00:47:49.420 Now that we get the lies, we can reverse it and be like, his uncle, his uncle wasn't even

00:47:53.060 old enough to go to the war.

00:47:54.360 Yeah.

00:47:54.940 And this is Joe Biden while he's president saying just a made up story.

00:48:01.220 Like, what are we doing?

00:48:02.360 You're not going to, you don't think people are going to be like, huh, let me just look

00:48:04.760 into this lightly.

00:48:05.920 You're firing from the hip.

00:48:07.280 Just lies, made up shit.

00:48:08.920 Your uncle died in 99.

00:48:10.320 Your dad died in 2002.

00:48:11.380 And you're saying when I was a vice president in 2008, this is when this all went down.

00:48:16.000 That's like not even hard to look up.

00:48:17.400 There's an additional piece.

00:48:18.420 Biden said his uncle Frank signed up for the army a day after Pearl Harbor was attacked.

00:48:22.200 He was like, let's go get him.

00:48:23.760 But he volunteered like three months earlier.

00:48:27.440 So it's just like every piece is a lie.

00:48:29.680 You can't trust any story that this guy says.

00:48:32.460 He's Polish.

00:48:33.640 He's black.

00:48:34.460 Right.

00:48:34.600 He had a full scholarship, top of his class and law school, all made up.

00:48:38.020 So it's kind of crazy how he's just really firing from the hip.

00:48:41.980 It's made up.

00:48:42.580 No consequences.

00:48:43.980 These people who wrote this kind of fact check article, we asked the White House if this

00:48:47.500 incident happened.

00:48:48.220 And if so, when?

00:48:49.560 And just like nobody answers.

00:48:51.320 They're just like, it'll die down.

00:48:53.260 I love it.

00:48:53.920 So the current president is openly lying and just making shit up.

00:48:57.380 I respect that.

00:48:58.760 It's crazy.

00:48:59.840 And he gets away with it.

00:49:01.000 He's making his life like a movie.

00:49:02.400 Yeah.

00:49:02.680 And then I shot him dead right there.

00:49:05.340 Bullet went right past the hostage.

00:49:06.920 Everyone cheered.

00:49:08.020 I said, are you feeling lucky, punk?

00:49:09.920 Like just stealing movie lines.

00:49:12.080 It's like taking pieces of other family stories.

00:49:14.800 Let her go.

00:49:15.800 Yeah.

00:49:16.840 All right.

00:49:17.440 Next, we're into Urban Decay.

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00:49:54.660 Urban Decay.

00:49:55.320 First clip.

00:49:56.160 Street rat goes for a Tarzan jump.

00:49:58.180 For some Tarzaners.

00:49:59.720 Oh, my gosh.

00:50:01.400 Oh, shit.

00:50:02.360 Maybe not.

00:50:03.120 Never had a chance.

00:50:04.140 You good?

00:50:04.740 You good?

00:50:05.540 Are you a Tarzan?

00:50:07.340 Wow.

00:50:07.900 I respect the attempt.

00:50:09.320 Never had a chance.

00:50:10.500 Maybe not a street rat like a person who's a street rat, but at least a person on drugs,

00:50:15.460 I think, is what that is.

00:50:16.680 I don't know.

00:50:17.220 It seemed like she was relatively fit and just made a horrible miscalculation.

00:50:21.060 Like, I don't know.

00:50:21.800 Yeah.

00:50:22.360 And if you're audio only listening, that was basically a 30-something-year-old woman, just

00:50:26.620 an average woman, going for a vine-to-vine Tarzan.

00:50:30.380 Tree-to-tree jump.

00:50:31.440 Tree-to-tree jump that she never had a chance at getting.

00:50:34.720 Straight down 20-foot fall.

00:50:36.260 Yeah.

00:50:37.120 But hopefully the meth helped her get back up right away.

00:50:40.520 Okay.

00:50:41.980 All right.

00:50:42.620 Next.

00:50:43.040 That same thing happened to Joe Biden's grandpa.

00:50:45.140 Oh, yeah.

00:50:45.780 Yeah.

00:50:46.000 That was Joe Biden's grandpa.

00:50:47.280 In 1922.

00:50:48.420 But he landed it.

00:50:49.220 But he was born in 1925.

00:50:50.800 Yeah.

00:50:51.800 And he landed it fine.

00:50:53.420 Yeah.

00:50:53.580 And then that's how they got across.

00:50:54.980 Yep.

00:50:55.200 Medal of Honor for that.

00:50:56.320 Yep.

00:50:56.680 Next, the baby with the gun.

00:50:58.960 Yeah.

00:51:00.920 What you got right there, boy?

00:51:11.920 What's your take on that?

00:51:14.120 Just a, I don't know, just a future Model UN honor roll student, perhaps a doctor in our

00:51:20.800 midst right now.

00:51:22.040 I'm in the same page.

00:51:22.940 I see this positively.

00:51:24.320 Obviously, it's a two-way friendly family.

00:51:26.580 The kid likes music.

00:51:29.160 Just think having kids is going to be fun.

00:51:31.160 Yeah.

00:51:31.920 Yeah.

00:51:32.600 This is the kind of kid who, he won't go to juvie.

00:51:36.360 He definitely won't go to prison.

00:51:37.780 He definitely won't commit gun crimes later.

00:51:39.760 There's not crimes going on in his house right now.

00:51:41.700 Yeah.

00:51:41.860 He has good role models.

00:51:43.180 And that's a two-parent household.

00:51:45.020 Yeah.

00:51:45.140 So, brilliant.

00:51:46.140 This should be an uplifting gold.

00:51:47.440 Uplifting gold.

00:51:48.160 It's a two-way friendly family.

00:51:49.580 Yep.

00:51:49.860 All right.

00:51:50.320 Next, teacher beats up student.

00:51:52.700 Yeah.

00:51:52.920 This is pretty sick.

00:51:53.960 This is kind of crazy.

00:51:59.600 The teacher takes off his sweatshirt and bag.

00:52:03.280 And now it's a fight with like a 14-year-old.

00:52:05.640 And that's a teacher.

00:52:14.600 So, it's not a real teacher.

00:52:15.680 Teacher is punching him on the ground when he's defenseless.

00:52:18.880 And people are trying to break it up and he's fighting them too.

00:52:20.960 He's completely lost control.

00:52:24.100 Finally, another teacher comes up and goes,

00:52:25.720 Yo, what are you doing?

00:52:26.480 You're a teacher.

00:52:27.580 Yeah.

00:52:28.220 And it breaks up.

00:52:29.340 Yeah.

00:52:29.840 So, maybe the kid said something really bad.

00:52:32.480 Maybe the word started with N that he said.

00:52:34.500 There's a word between the letters M and O.

00:52:37.600 My initial take is this kid, based on looks, this Edgar type,

00:52:43.060 he probably really deserved it.

00:52:44.680 But this teacher is out of his fucking mind.

00:52:47.880 He disrobed to get ready for a street fight with a 14-year-old at the school he works at.

00:52:53.460 Yeah.

00:52:53.780 You're fired.

00:52:54.520 You're never going to teach again.

00:52:56.360 You're done.

00:52:57.420 You're charged.

00:52:58.220 You lost it.

00:52:58.840 That's a felony.

00:52:59.660 For what?

00:53:00.080 Because Edgar said something?

00:53:01.380 Yeah.

00:53:02.240 So, crazy world we're living in.

00:53:04.660 Like, when teachers fight back, it's kind of becoming a theme.

00:53:07.540 And some are justified and some are just crazy.

00:53:10.500 Yeah.

00:53:10.840 This guy, I don't think, has any control over himself or his emotions.

00:53:13.740 If he's squaring up with, like, a 15-year-old.

00:53:16.300 And that's who he's teaching.

00:53:17.700 He got hired as a teacher.

00:53:19.360 That school looks like shit.

00:53:20.600 If my kid went there, I would move to middle of nowhere Montana.

00:53:24.500 I'd rather my kid go to a school of 60 kids,

00:53:26.700 a high school of 60 kids, than a school with that many weird fighting.

00:53:30.220 It's crazy.

00:53:30.960 Yeah.

00:53:31.720 Crazy.

00:53:32.600 All right.

00:53:33.320 Next, let's move on to, remember that story of that girl who got blacked out

00:53:38.820 and said the N-word a bunch and then, like, was, like, pushing people and whatever?

00:53:43.420 Yes, at the University of Kentucky.

00:53:45.020 Yeah.

00:53:45.440 So, where's the update from her?

00:53:46.860 So, a racist University of Kentucky student, 22, is indicted on six charges

00:53:52.040 after calling black schoolmate a N 200 times before a drunkenly assaulting cop

00:53:58.500 faces 13 years in jail.

00:54:01.040 13 years in jail.

00:54:02.480 Basically, that girl, and we covered this in the show when it happened.

00:54:05.100 Yeah.

00:54:05.860 That girl was, like, blacked out and probably on, like, Adderall or something

00:54:10.060 or, like, didn't eat all day.

00:54:11.400 Autopilot.

00:54:12.080 Adderall, blacked out.

00:54:13.340 And it's just, like, blacked out in a dream.

00:54:15.340 We've probably all seen people that are getting into that zone.

00:54:17.900 And, like, what did she do?

00:54:19.060 She said the N-word a bunch.

00:54:20.220 You know, not great.

00:54:21.420 Not illegal.

00:54:22.120 Not illegal either.

00:54:22.840 That's a student issue, a student handbook issue.

00:54:24.700 Yeah.

00:54:24.720 You might get thrown out of school for that, but not illegal.

00:54:27.960 And then assaulting a police officer, and she's getting 13 years potentially in jail,

00:54:33.240 assaulting a cop.

00:54:34.140 It's, like, she was going, like, she was, like.

00:54:35.960 She was punching in a dream.

00:54:38.200 Like, it was, like, N.

00:54:40.760 Yeah.

00:54:41.240 You're N.

00:54:42.400 Like, you know?

00:54:43.640 And just, like, going like this, and, like, did you really assault anyone?

00:54:46.380 Did anyone get hurt?

00:54:46.760 Did you do any damage?

00:54:47.700 Yeah.

00:54:48.120 What happened?

00:54:48.920 Who got hurt?

00:54:49.640 Nobody.

00:54:50.280 So, of course.

00:54:51.240 She's getting potentially 13 years.

00:54:52.840 Yeah.

00:54:52.940 But there's another story.

00:54:54.000 Well, she's going to plead down, obviously.

00:54:55.380 Yeah, that'll plead down, and hopefully she gets no.

00:54:57.300 She should just be cleaning up trash on the road one day.

00:54:59.920 Like, for five days, trash on the side of the road in an orange vest.

00:55:04.000 Like.

00:55:04.060 20 hours of community service.

00:55:05.720 Probably kicked out of the school, N-word, 200 times.

00:55:07.900 You don't really get away with that at a university, right?

00:55:10.240 Not anymore, yeah.

00:55:11.060 Yeah, so that'll do it.

00:55:12.220 Not anymore.

00:55:13.080 That'll do it, but.

00:55:14.280 And hold on, because I want to get to this first.

00:55:16.020 I was looking at the charges, and I was, like, trying to find, like, well, she said the N-word

00:55:19.640 200 times.

00:55:20.440 Where are the charges?

00:55:22.220 Where's, yeah.

00:55:22.980 Where are the charges?

00:55:23.760 Where's the N-word charge?

00:55:24.840 Oh, it doesn't exist.

00:55:26.100 You can say the N-word.

00:55:27.260 Like, it doesn't exist.

00:55:29.000 So, I was laughing at that.

00:55:30.300 Yeah.

00:55:30.560 So, she's going to potentially jail for 13 years for that, for N, N, N, just being blacked

00:55:37.560 out.

00:55:37.820 And then there's another story, similar, but different, because it's similar in the amount

00:55:43.020 of time for prison sentencing.

00:55:45.140 So, that was white on black, right?

00:55:47.040 And a bad word got said a bunch of times, and maybe some light scratches or a little bit

00:55:51.740 of knuckles thrown, maybe.

00:55:53.260 Get off me.

00:55:53.880 Yeah.

00:55:54.220 Get off me.

00:55:55.000 I need to go home.

00:55:56.220 You're back to my room.

00:55:57.880 And then what's this next headline?

00:55:59.260 So, next headline, the black on white alternative.

00:56:02.300 Devastated parents of murdered Barnard College student Tessa Majors watch her killer get minimum

00:56:06.940 14-year sentence for knifing her to death as he tried to steal her iPhone in NYC Park.

00:56:14.180 So, a black guy and a white girl, he stabs her to death with a knife.

00:56:18.960 This was actually a group of three black kids who were all underage, I think, or maybe one

00:56:24.760 was charged as an adult, but they were all underage.

00:56:26.920 They wanted her iPhone, and they knifed her to death, left her to die.

00:56:29.300 And they stabbed her and knifed her to death, left her to die, and they're getting about

00:56:33.020 the same amount of prison time.

00:56:34.620 The 14-year minimum sentence after killing a college student.

00:56:38.980 Yeah.

00:56:39.480 So, a nice girl got robbed, stabbed to death.

00:56:43.160 Another girl was just blacked out and saying the N-word and kind of pushing people, and

00:56:47.560 they're getting the same amount of prison time.

00:56:49.680 Does that make sense?

00:56:50.740 Doesn't make sense at all.

00:56:51.880 We are living in clown world.

00:56:53.220 It feels like the institutions are failing us.

00:56:56.380 There's another headline of a woman who tried to break into a cockpit of an airplane, and

00:57:01.980 then the plane had an emergency land.

00:57:03.900 Yeah.

00:57:04.260 Criminal charges dropped against disruptive American Airlines passenger accused of trying

00:57:08.060 to breach cockpit, causing plane to make an emergency landing.

00:57:11.500 So, the plane got diverted, landed.

00:57:14.280 She doesn't.

00:57:15.060 She's no criminal charges.

00:57:16.400 No consequences.

00:57:17.340 No prison time for her.

00:57:18.300 She was going through something.

00:57:19.860 Yeah.

00:57:20.260 Like, what's the...

00:57:21.220 Your Honor, my client is simply built different.

00:57:24.360 It's like, charge is dismissed.

00:57:26.060 Your Honor, it was her birthday.

00:57:27.800 Do you know any details about this beyond the headline?

00:57:30.860 No, no, no.

00:57:31.360 It was her birthday, Your Honor.

00:57:33.140 Miscarriage of justice, man.

00:57:34.480 Miscarriage of justice, right?

00:57:35.700 Speaking of institutions that are falling by the wayside, Stanford University, one of the

00:57:42.620 best colleges in the world, they say.

00:57:45.700 Incoming class, 22% white.

00:57:47.720 And less than half of that is wife men, white men.

00:57:51.620 So, obviously, women go to college more now.

00:57:54.340 That just happened.

00:57:55.040 That flipped too.

00:57:56.700 So, less than 22% white.

00:58:00.380 I can't imagine how...

00:58:02.480 And I've been seeing this more and more.

00:58:03.740 It's like, people with knowingly great GPAs, good extracurriculars, whatever, they get denied

00:58:09.540 from a college that a stupid low GPA minority gets into.

00:58:13.940 All the time.

00:58:14.500 They're openly discriminating against white people trying to go to college.

00:58:18.480 And these are the effects.

00:58:20.060 And I think we're going to see the effects for a long time after this.

00:58:23.180 This is just starting to ripple to the surface.

00:58:25.820 It's been in the works for years.

00:58:27.360 Now we're seeing it every day.

00:58:29.180 And that basically means it's too late.

00:58:32.160 Yep.

00:58:32.320 There was an awards ceremony.

00:58:34.600 It was like the SAG Awards or the Emmys or something.

00:58:39.160 Yep.

00:58:39.560 And listen to this interview this lady did.

00:58:42.000 Last but not least, who are you rooting for tonight?

00:58:44.620 I'm rooting for everybody black.

00:58:47.740 I am.

00:58:49.700 Betting on black tonight.

00:58:51.180 Five years ago here at the Emmys, you told us that you were rooting for everybody black.

00:58:55.760 Tonight, Aether Rae, who are you rooting for?

00:58:58.620 Everybody black, nothing has changed.

00:59:01.240 It will never change.

00:59:02.840 Okay.

00:59:03.920 Guess who I'm rooting for.

00:59:08.620 That's it.

00:59:09.580 The second interview is a man, man in a dress acting, if she's still only rooting for black

00:59:15.140 people.

00:59:16.060 What the fuck happened, guys?

00:59:18.400 What the fuck happened, man?

00:59:20.860 Yeah.

00:59:21.460 It just opened.

00:59:22.220 And then that's the correct stance.

00:59:23.620 But if you said, oh, I'm only rooting for white people, it's like, what?

00:59:27.000 Yeah.

00:59:27.400 White people are the worst.

00:59:28.420 They don't even go to Stanford anymore.

00:59:29.780 Yeah.

00:59:30.120 They can't get in.

00:59:31.540 Yeah.

00:59:32.200 So we live in a fucked up place.

00:59:34.500 And I don't know.

00:59:37.620 I don't know.

00:59:38.520 Scott Adams?

00:59:39.620 What about Scott Adams?

00:59:40.580 Scott Adams.

00:59:41.400 Yeah.

00:59:41.580 He's going through it.

00:59:42.480 He's going through it.

00:59:43.340 But I think he doesn't care anymore.

00:59:44.920 He was literally doing like kind of a pseudoscientific breakdown of this poll that many, a high percentage

00:59:51.640 of black Americans said it's not okay to be white or they're unsure if it's okay to

00:59:55.740 be white.

00:59:56.220 Over half.

00:59:57.200 Yeah.

00:59:57.780 So he goes, if you're over half, then that's just a hate group.

01:00:00.600 So if that's a hate group, then I would tell people who are white to avoid the hate group,

01:00:04.260 which is the blacks.

01:00:05.360 Yeah.

01:00:05.840 That's like how he basically said it in his thing.

01:00:08.280 And now everyone's freaking out on him.

01:00:09.900 So he's canceled apparently, but he's rich enough and old enough to not care.

01:00:13.660 So he's telling the truth.

01:00:15.040 That is a hate group.

01:00:16.180 That's crazy.

01:00:17.200 What are you talking about?

01:00:18.960 It's not okay to be white.

01:00:20.660 It really is.

01:00:21.960 And if you don't think so, then you're just a wrong, like warped worldview person.

01:00:29.200 And it's crazy.

01:00:30.180 You're a victim to it.

01:00:31.220 Yeah.

01:00:31.520 You got the parasite in your brain.

01:00:33.760 And then the media has been obviously ramping this up.

01:00:36.160 I don't think that there would be even close to that amount of people responding in that

01:00:41.100 poll that it's not okay to be white if the media hadn't turned the volume up to 11 for

01:00:46.060 the past four and a half years, basically ever since what Trayvon Martin, Ferguson, Mike

01:00:51.700 Brown, Mike Brown, and Ferguson, Obama.

01:00:54.180 Yeah.

01:00:54.400 Obama.

01:00:55.060 Obama.

01:00:55.820 Obama.

01:00:57.020 Obama.

01:00:57.940 So yeah, it's crazy, man.

01:00:59.780 And then you have old school people like, you know, there's that video that goes viral

01:01:03.420 every once in a while of like Morgan Freeman being like, don't talk about it.

01:01:06.820 Don't talk about race.

01:01:07.800 And then it'll just go.

01:01:08.800 And it's like, everybody else is race obsessed and we're reacting to it.

01:01:12.780 You know, this kind of didn't exist five years ago.

01:01:15.380 It wasn't, nobody was this mad.

01:01:17.340 But they're making us participate.

01:01:19.340 So like, all right, who am I going to cheer for?

01:01:21.260 Oh, I'm cheering for everyone black.

01:01:23.000 Okay.

01:01:23.500 And then where does that put me?

01:01:24.860 I like to see white excellence.

01:01:26.800 I'm proud of white excellence as we should be, right?

01:01:29.680 You're proud of black excellence and you see it where you see it.

01:01:32.660 But I'm proud of white excellence and I see it everywhere.

01:01:35.360 Yeah.

01:01:35.460 Don't let chap GPT hear you saying that.

01:01:37.560 They'll tell you that's incorrect and you can't do that.

01:01:40.740 But obviously anyone with a brain knows the reciprocal is also true, right?

01:01:45.080 Like you can't have one without the other.

01:01:46.860 So this is the gaslighting that's happening.

01:01:49.680 And yeah, the white liberals still kind of go with it.

01:01:52.620 It's kind of crazy.

01:01:53.740 100p.

01:01:54.340 And they'll be knocking on your door being like, hey, your house is ours now.

01:01:57.900 And they'll be like, okay, I do understand.

01:02:00.780 You know, it's like.

01:02:02.700 Yeah.

01:02:03.020 Crazy how weak we've become.

01:02:04.320 White people.

01:02:05.040 And in the beginning, they were trying to convince everyone.

01:02:06.800 This is like years ago.

01:02:07.820 They try to convince everyone that everyone's so racist, which just wasn't true.

01:02:11.340 And then they keep saying everyone's racist, everyone's racist.

01:02:13.600 While they were getting more racist themselves.

01:02:16.020 And now it's to the point where it's like we've become the monsters that they said we were.

01:02:20.540 We're like, I don't care about race.

01:02:21.640 I don't care at all.

01:02:22.260 I don't care.

01:02:22.860 Blah, blah, blah.

01:02:23.280 And now they're so race obsessed where it's like, you know what?

01:02:26.420 I do love white people.

01:02:28.240 Yeah.

01:02:28.360 Like I am now becoming what they said that was the problem.

01:02:33.380 Yeah.

01:02:33.880 Is that okay?

01:02:34.760 I mean.

01:02:35.640 It just happens.

01:02:36.380 It's like we're going to keep pushing you and pushing you and pushing you.

01:02:40.120 And then you can never push us back.

01:02:42.280 And then eventually you're going to be backed up to the wall.

01:02:44.200 And we're going to push you into that too.

01:02:46.180 And it's like.

01:02:46.660 And the whole time they're pushing you going, you're a pusher.

01:02:48.820 You're a pusher.

01:02:49.420 You're a pusher.

01:02:50.140 And I'm just getting pushed.

01:02:51.060 Like I'm not doing anything.

01:02:51.700 I'm not doing anything.

01:02:52.620 You're a pusher.

01:02:53.340 You're a pusher.

01:02:53.920 And it's like, all right.

01:02:54.280 You want to see pusher?

01:02:55.520 Pusher.

01:02:56.060 Yeah.

01:02:56.380 I launch.

01:02:57.480 I launch.

01:02:58.520 Yeah.

01:02:58.660 So, I mean, people with, you know, standard worldviews and logic, they don't fall into this stuff.

01:03:05.720 Weak-willed people with low logic, they do.

01:03:08.940 They go, yeah, it's our time to listen, you know, and shit like that.

01:03:12.620 And it's like, no, your opinion matters as much as anyone's.

01:03:15.820 So, this racialization, you know, and this ramping up, you know.

01:03:21.460 Also, I think Asians have a bad deal right now.

01:03:24.180 They're getting smoked on college admissions.

01:03:26.340 They're getting smoked bad.

01:03:27.400 They're discriminated against worse than whites.

01:03:29.540 And, you know, remember Stop Asian Hate?

01:03:32.700 Yeah.

01:03:33.880 We could have helped you, but you kind of made it into a white supremacy thing.

01:03:37.600 They were too quiet.

01:03:38.440 The Asians are too quiet about it.

01:03:40.260 There are a lot of complaints.

01:03:41.580 We try to, like, bring it to light, and then they go, oh, it's okay.

01:03:44.140 It's okay.

01:03:44.680 I just want to become a doctor.

01:03:46.280 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:47.780 Yeah.

01:03:48.240 So, you're either a Muppet.

01:03:49.520 You either got your hand up the Muppet, or you're watching the show.

01:03:52.260 And we're watching the show, but now it's an interactive show where they're interacting with the audience.

01:03:55.900 And the Muppet's trying to tell me that I'm wrong.

01:03:59.060 And I'm just paying to see the show, but now I'm actually involved.

01:04:02.300 And, you know, that's a part of the reason this podcast exists, right?

01:04:05.820 We show urban decay.

01:04:07.160 We talk about things you're not supposed to.

01:04:08.700 Like, oh, the black criminal who's acting sketchy slowly walking up behind you.

01:04:13.240 It's not time to relax.

01:04:14.740 Yeah.

01:04:14.940 You know?

01:04:15.220 Oh, I don't want to be racist.

01:04:16.200 Everything is fine.

01:04:17.040 I don't want to be racist.

01:04:17.680 Ding!

01:04:18.500 Like, you slip.

01:04:19.980 Ding!

01:04:20.180 You're asleep on the floor.

01:04:21.560 Ding!

01:04:21.660 Yeah.

01:04:22.700 Yeah.

01:04:23.220 Let's just, you know, vibes.

01:04:24.660 Let's lead with vibes.

01:04:25.720 Let's see what this white woman, what happened to her.

01:04:29.900 Oh, yeah.

01:04:30.280 This is from a week ago.

01:04:31.900 Last week.

01:04:32.400 She's taking a jacket.

01:04:33.560 Who's this after her?

01:04:34.540 Oh, it's 6'6 black man.

01:04:37.220 280 pounds.

01:04:38.100 260.

01:04:38.700 And that other person just turns around.

01:04:40.400 Stomp her.

01:04:40.420 Stomp.

01:04:40.440 Beat her while she's down.

01:04:42.320 Beat her while she's down.

01:04:43.120 Look at this guy walking slowly up to it.

01:04:45.300 Like, what's going on here?

01:04:46.400 Isn't he in a Marine outfit?

01:04:47.900 It's like, shouldn't you be kicking someone in the face, knocking them out immediately when you see this?

01:04:52.800 He walks over.

01:04:53.540 Is everything okay?

01:04:54.400 The lady is, like, getting unconsciously beat up.

01:04:56.380 Yeah.

01:04:56.820 Wouldn't you just field goal kick someone in the head and just, like, take that free shot that you never get and just ding them?

01:05:03.280 So, the good news is this was in Florida.

01:05:05.280 That kid, that kid, that 6'6 problem in society, he is being charged as an adult and he's being held on $1 million bail right now.

01:05:14.920 So, good to see some states still have that dog in them to take care of societal problems.

01:05:20.080 Thank you, Florida.

01:05:20.880 All right.

01:05:21.220 That was a lot of urban decay.

01:05:22.440 We've got to move on to Uplifting Gold before people get to Do It Crest.

01:05:25.040 Yeah.

01:05:25.600 Uplifting Gold, first clip.

01:05:26.900 We have to move fast because we're going long on time today.

01:05:29.260 This is going to be an hour 20 epi.

01:05:30.880 Sheesh.

01:05:31.940 Ants don't quit.

01:05:35.060 This is pretty cool.

01:05:36.200 The ants are going to this beehive and look at this bridge they built.

01:05:42.280 And that's cool.

01:05:43.300 Look at that.

01:05:45.480 Yeah.

01:05:45.560 It goes all the way.

01:05:47.080 Ants are like, don't make me go get my goons.

01:05:49.700 And the ants got goons.

01:05:50.880 Yeah.

01:05:51.360 You can just vacuum those all up.

01:05:53.100 Yeah.

01:05:53.580 And just be done with those ants.

01:05:54.580 But here's where I don't understand.

01:05:55.980 You see the wide shot of the ants doing the bridge to the thing?

01:05:59.500 It's a full U.

01:06:00.500 It's a full U.

01:06:02.040 Why don't they just walk straight across and just go straight from where they are at start and just go straight to the beehive?

01:06:08.140 Why do they have to do the bridge?

01:06:09.760 I don't know.

01:06:10.640 Must be some sort of tensile strength.

01:06:12.000 I'm not doubting ants.

01:06:13.860 I think they're doing the best they can with that given scenario.

01:06:16.420 Yeah.

01:06:17.140 All right.

01:06:17.700 Next, McDonald's shit blowout.

01:06:21.060 Yeah.

01:06:21.420 This is disgusting.

01:06:22.380 This is disgusting.

01:06:22.920 We need to talk about.

01:06:25.240 Hello?

01:06:29.400 Sorry.

01:06:30.100 We're very short employed.

01:06:31.820 I don't feel good.

01:06:33.000 Oh, man.

01:06:36.640 Are you going to prepare my food now?

01:06:38.400 Are you going to make a burger?

01:06:40.240 So I think this is as fake as it gets.

01:06:43.000 Maybe.

01:06:43.220 This is two kids doing a bit.

01:06:44.600 Like, they know the worker and she's squeezing something.

01:06:47.300 This passed your smell test.

01:06:48.820 You thought this was real?

01:06:49.640 The McDonald's worker was on her headphones dumping, blowing the most excruciating dump you've ever seen in your life?

01:06:54.580 Yeah.

01:06:54.900 And then you, not only that, you believed it, but then you decided to put it in uplifting gold?

01:06:59.760 Yeah.

01:07:00.960 That wouldn't be an urban decay?

01:07:03.180 No.

01:07:03.960 All right.

01:07:04.600 Well, I thought it was real.

01:07:05.800 Maybe it's fake.

01:07:06.540 Sometimes it's fake.

01:07:07.700 Yeah.

01:07:08.560 But hey, remember Dylan Mulvaney?

01:07:10.920 Yeah.

01:07:11.380 Dylan Mulvaney in the beginning, everyone said was fake.

01:07:13.340 Oh, it's just a comedian influencer guy doing a bit.

01:07:16.580 Now.

01:07:17.120 Then he got the surgery.

01:07:18.260 Yeah.

01:07:18.460 Now he's vice president.

01:07:20.500 All right.

01:07:21.100 Kid wants eight grand.

01:07:22.880 Yep.

01:07:24.880 What do you want?

01:07:26.820 I want eight grand.

01:07:28.120 He goes, what do you want?

01:07:30.440 He says, I want eight grand.

01:07:32.440 I like that kid.

01:07:33.540 Kid knows what he wants.

01:07:34.440 Yeah.

01:07:34.640 It's a good, nice round number below 10K.

01:07:36.640 That kid's kind of like you.

01:07:37.560 You want nine grand for the bus.

01:07:39.660 Me and that kid have the similar goals.

01:07:41.620 I don't know if he's going to buy a bus, though.

01:07:43.080 Yeah.

01:07:43.780 All right.

01:07:44.280 Next.

01:07:46.280 Kid takes a bite of what he made first.

01:07:48.720 This is funny.

01:07:49.540 This is good parenting.

01:07:51.720 What'd you make?

01:07:53.980 Some sushi.

01:07:56.020 What else in it?

01:07:59.100 Marshmallows, water, salt, and bread.

01:08:03.740 Sushi.

01:08:04.160 And bananas.

01:08:06.440 That would be so good.

01:08:07.840 Yeah.

01:08:08.200 All right.

01:08:08.400 You take the first bite.

01:08:10.760 I don't want to put another $10 more in the thing.

01:08:16.360 So the trick is you make the kid take the first bite.

01:08:20.820 Yeah.

01:08:21.060 You get the first bite and he eats it.

01:08:23.020 It's like, yeah, yeah.

01:08:24.500 I guess that kind of sucked.

01:08:26.560 All right.

01:08:27.200 Good.

01:08:27.980 Next.

01:08:30.100 Dwayne Wade got an award for having a trans kid.

01:08:32.760 This is just a photo.

01:08:34.180 Dwayne Wade's daughter, Zaya.

01:08:35.500 Daughter.

01:08:36.260 Zaya granted legal name and gender change by judge.

01:08:39.260 Zaya's going to be 6'6".

01:08:41.020 Yeah.

01:08:42.240 Well, the uplifting part of this, you're probably wondering why it's an uplifting goal.

01:08:46.240 It's because the wife is starting to look like a man.

01:08:49.220 So it's balancing out.

01:08:50.460 Looking kind of like a Lori Lightfoot type.

01:08:52.300 Yeah.

01:08:52.700 She's looking like a Lori Lightfoot, looking like a got some manly.

01:08:55.580 So it's balancing out.

01:08:57.000 The son becomes the daughter and then the wife becomes another husband.

01:09:01.000 Dwayne Wade's a gay guy.

01:09:02.020 Yeah.

01:09:02.360 Poor Dwayne Wade.

01:09:03.560 Yep.

01:09:04.500 All right.

01:09:05.100 Next.

01:09:05.860 Husband sleeps with his eyes open.

01:09:07.220 We're going to rapid fire these last three.

01:09:09.180 This is proof that my husband actually sleeps with his eyes open.

01:09:13.080 And it breaks me the fuck out every time I look.

01:09:22.960 That's so scary.

01:09:23.860 Watch him snap out of it.

01:09:28.540 Doesn't your eyes dry out?

01:09:30.060 Yeah.

01:09:30.280 Isn't that like excruciating?

01:09:32.040 I would hate that.

01:09:33.080 You don't even see anything?

01:09:34.560 Your eyes just turn off?

01:09:36.120 I don't know.

01:09:36.660 I would divorce over something like that.

01:09:41.780 All right.

01:09:42.340 Next.

01:09:42.720 Kid says cut Chris.

01:09:45.020 This is dark.

01:09:46.040 Chris called Bobby Punk.

01:09:48.820 Chris called your brother a punk?

01:09:51.080 Yeah.

01:09:52.840 What are we going to do?

01:09:55.720 Take the knife.

01:09:59.480 Cut Chris.

01:10:00.800 Chris called your brother a punk?

01:10:04.960 What do we do?

01:10:05.280 Take a knife and cut Chris.

01:10:08.040 That's pretty funny.

01:10:09.020 That's uplifting.

01:10:09.740 It's funny.

01:10:10.260 All right.

01:10:10.920 All right.

01:10:11.320 No?

01:10:11.760 No help?

01:10:12.540 No.

01:10:12.840 I mean, you know, I hope it's uplifting joke.

01:10:15.100 But that girl is pretty early to be cutting someone with a knife.

01:10:18.860 Yeah, that's true.

01:10:19.720 So I'm a little worried.

01:10:21.580 Yeah.

01:10:21.980 Not as bad as the kid with the gun in his pants.

01:10:24.460 Yeah.

01:10:25.220 That's a whole.

01:10:25.840 Similar.

01:10:26.000 That's a league of its own.

01:10:27.180 But, you know.

01:10:28.320 All right.

01:10:28.620 Last thing.

01:10:29.260 We're going to end it on this.

01:10:30.080 We'll play it in the background.

01:10:31.060 Kid working on the excavator.

01:10:32.840 This is good uplifting stuff.

01:10:35.720 There he goes.

01:10:37.380 Excavator's going.

01:10:42.620 That looks fun.

01:10:44.580 That is fun.

01:10:45.480 Those machines just go too.

01:10:46.280 That's pretty good, Richard.

01:10:48.060 That's pretty good, buddy.

01:10:49.660 Richard.

01:10:50.280 The kid's name is Richard?

01:10:51.840 That's you.

01:10:53.620 And that's pretty good.

01:10:54.720 Well, that's the end of the episode.

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OMG： DISGUSTING STREET CONFESSIONS

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