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00:00:16.520 Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 83.

00:00:19.660 Today on the show, man-made horrors beyond your comprehension continue.

00:00:23.900 This time, a guy is taking hormones so he can chest feed his newborn child.

00:00:28.180 We have a big Trump vs. DeSantis update you're not going to want to miss.

00:00:32.440 Target wants to be the next Bud Light in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:35.980 Then a guy gets his arm ripped off by an alligator while pissing behind a bar.

00:00:40.840 And a lady gets her car stomped in in one of those street takeovers in Urban Decay.

00:00:45.280 And last but not least, we have the biggest announcement in show history coming in about 20 seconds.

00:00:51.200 All this and more, it's Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 83, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:59.180 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:01:02.800 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:05.020 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:10.340 Very cool.

00:01:11.340 Very cool.

00:01:14.300 Fluckus Talks, the podcast, featuring Richard Rappoy.

00:01:17.200 All right, guys, we have a huge announcement.

00:01:23.520 Biggest announcement in show history.

00:01:25.360 Would you agree, Richard Rappoy?

00:01:26.560 I would.

00:01:27.200 Fluckus Talks, the podcast, has signed a deal.

00:01:30.760 After years of turning basically everybody down, we finally found the perfect match.

00:01:36.760 Fluckus Talks, the podcast, has signed a deal with the National Pulse and their brand new Pulse Plus platform,

00:01:42.040 which can only be described as a MAGA Daily Wire.

00:01:47.020 Pretty good, right?

00:01:47.960 Fair.

00:01:48.480 This new partnership is allowing us to expand our show.

00:01:52.320 So you might be hearing this and wondering, oh, no, does this mean there's going to be less public YouTube episodes?

00:01:57.100 And the answer to that is no, actually, it's the opposite.

00:02:00.580 If we get 2,500 signups to the Pulse Plus platform, we'll be expanding our public Fluckus Talks, the podcast show, to two times a week, Tuesdays and Fridays.

00:02:11.540 Along with that, if you sign up, you'll get a 30-minute bonus land, which will be coming out right after the public episode on Friday on the Pulse Plus platform.

00:02:19.880 You'll also be getting a mailbag episode where Richard Rappoy and I answer questions from you, the audience.

00:02:27.200 And we'll also have some guest right-wing commentators doing those mailbag episodes as well.

00:02:32.640 Besides just us and this show, you'll also be getting exclusive content and commentary from Raheem Kassam and Steve Bannon.

00:02:40.820 How about that team?

00:02:42.040 Fluckus, Richard Rappoy, Raheem Kassam, Steve Bannon, all on one MAGA network.

00:02:49.260 That's pretty much as good as it gets.

00:02:51.180 That's why we held out to make the deal.

00:02:53.320 We've spoken to every other group in the industry, and they're all great in their own way, but it was not a fit for us.

00:02:59.460 We are very happy to have made a deal with the National Pulse and Pulse Plus.

00:03:03.680 So if you go to Fleckustalks.com today, you can sign up.

00:03:07.780 The first month is free, which is a great deal.

00:03:11.120 It's $90 for the year, which ends up being about $7 in change per month, which is affordable.

00:03:17.000 Guys, it's not $2.

00:03:18.360 I know that, but it's not $15.

00:03:20.460 You need to support the content creators you actually like and join us on this mission to create the MAGA Daily Wire.

00:03:27.360 It's a great group of people.

00:03:28.600 I wouldn't sign a deal if it wasn't perfect for us.

00:03:31.300 All of this bonus content will be rolling out in the next month or so.

00:03:34.460 Go to Fleckustalks.com today.

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00:03:42.520 It's a new way to consume news.

00:03:44.360 It's a new way to consume content and media.

00:03:46.660 There's going to be an app that's rolling out as well.

00:03:49.060 This is a fantastic group, and we're happy to be partnering with them.

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00:03:58.180 Two times a week public episodes.

00:03:59.780 Guys, that's the dream, right?

00:04:01.660 Yeah.

00:04:01.960 Fleckustalks.com is the website.

00:04:03.560 Go there today.

00:04:04.940 All right.

00:04:05.640 Housekeep.

00:04:06.540 Hey, what's up?

00:04:07.480 I'm excited.

00:04:08.040 The Pulse Plus thing is great.

00:04:09.280 Yeah.

00:04:09.560 Very good partnership and a lot of cool stuff going to come from that.

00:04:13.400 Yeah.

00:04:13.780 And we're excited.

00:04:14.500 We've been working hard on the show, and now we're finally able to expand and take it

00:04:17.960 to the next level.

00:04:18.600 Yep.

00:04:19.000 And if the people support us, we're doubling our output and going to be more regular.

00:04:23.900 Yeah.

00:04:24.440 So, you know, Tucker's gone for now.

00:04:28.000 Crowder's doing his thing.

00:04:29.280 Pete his wife or something.

00:04:30.480 I don't know.

00:04:30.940 I just heard the headlines.

00:04:32.040 I don't know.

00:04:32.900 No, I'm kidding.

00:04:33.400 But yeah, so it's like, you know, take the Fleckustalks episodes two times a week.

00:04:39.160 I think that's a great move.

00:04:40.920 All right.

00:04:41.320 What's causing heart attacks and blood clots this week?

00:04:44.240 Nothing, because I guess COVID is over, but strokes in young people are up and it's baffling

00:04:50.160 doctors.

00:04:50.820 What's the headline?

00:04:51.700 Doctors are searching for answers as stroke risk rises in young people.

00:04:56.320 So what could it be?

00:04:57.900 Searching for answers.

00:04:58.820 And they're just looking up here.

00:05:00.020 They're looking up here.

00:05:00.840 They're not looking where in the details, I guess.

00:05:03.400 You should look right here.

00:05:04.440 Yeah.

00:05:05.100 Right there.

00:05:06.760 What could it be?

00:05:07.920 Okay.

00:05:08.360 We have a very important housekeeping this week.

00:05:10.360 We have three pages of housekeeping.

00:05:12.240 We have a lot to get to.

00:05:13.660 We also are on a time crunch.

00:05:15.080 We have a lot of clips.

00:05:15.960 So we're going to have to move quick.

00:05:17.420 There's no doppelgangers anymore.

00:05:19.080 We're not doing doppelgangers.

00:05:20.780 But Richard Rapboy, over the weekend, you went to a pool party.

00:05:24.860 Yeah.

00:05:25.180 Pool party.

00:05:25.840 And then my friend drove me there.

00:05:27.760 So should we?

00:05:28.340 Yeah.

00:05:28.720 So what happened at the pool party?

00:05:29.940 Here's you going on the slide.

00:05:30.860 It looks like.

00:05:33.280 Oh, man.

00:05:34.840 Are you okay?

00:05:36.580 Yeah.

00:05:36.860 I'm okay.

00:05:37.220 A little bruised.

00:05:37.840 A little bruised up.

00:05:38.400 So you were a little banged up and they took you home in the pickup truck?

00:05:40.900 Yep.

00:05:41.200 And you had to go in the bed because you couldn't fit in the back?

00:05:43.820 Yep.

00:05:44.120 Pretty much.

00:05:45.040 There's me in the back.

00:05:46.160 Oh, man.

00:05:50.140 A lot of people sent me that water slide guy.

00:05:53.580 And they didn't say Richard Rapboy.

00:05:55.440 They didn't say Richard Rapboy doppelganger.

00:05:57.060 I'll just leave it at that.

00:05:57.980 Okay.

00:05:58.400 But I'll let you have it.

00:05:59.140 You got there first.

00:05:59.920 And then, which is cool, outside of the show, you got an ad deal for an intermittent fasting company.

00:06:05.680 They used your body shop.

00:06:06.760 Yeah.

00:06:06.960 This is my exact body type.

00:06:09.420 Which one's you?

00:06:10.920 I'm age 65 plus.

00:06:13.420 And I'm headless.

00:06:14.300 No shoulders either.

00:06:15.300 The full balloon.

00:06:16.280 Yeah.

00:06:16.600 The full balloon body.

00:06:17.880 Hey, I don't know what this ad is really trying to even do, but they caught my attention.

00:06:22.060 It looks like an AI ad.

00:06:23.520 Yeah.

00:06:24.020 Where it's like an intermittent fasting ad and you show the fat.

00:06:26.120 But none of those fat bodies are like.

00:06:27.920 Even in existence.

00:06:28.920 Yeah.

00:06:29.380 In existence.

00:06:30.220 And it's like the changes by age.

00:06:32.640 But like, I don't think it, you know.

00:06:33.880 You just get fatter when you're 65?

00:06:35.260 I don't know.

00:06:35.780 It's like perfectly round when you're 65?

00:06:38.460 Yeah.

00:06:38.820 All right.

00:06:39.120 That's weird.

00:06:39.760 All right.

00:06:40.640 Uh, DeSantis.

00:06:41.520 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:06:42.420 There's a real one of you, too.

00:06:44.060 This guy.

00:06:46.880 This is really you.

00:06:48.300 Yeah, that's really me.

00:06:49.320 Doing some kung fu type shit.

00:06:51.000 I'm pretty good.

00:06:52.180 Yep.

00:06:53.160 Same build.

00:06:54.360 Actually, this guy might be, this guy might be a little.

00:06:56.420 No, I think that's me.

00:06:57.460 Okay.

00:06:58.080 All right.

00:06:58.480 Same hair, kind of, too.

00:07:00.600 Obviously, we didn't get a haircut yet.

00:07:02.400 I know it's getting bad and out of hand.

00:07:04.020 I think next week we'll get a haircut.

00:07:06.100 Who do you mean we?

00:07:07.020 I don't coordinate my haircuts with you.

00:07:08.280 Well, I just mean I and then we.

00:07:10.560 Okay.

00:07:11.160 All right.

00:07:11.600 So, yeah, I think we'll get a haircut next week.

00:07:14.140 I don't know, man.

00:07:14.780 I'm back and forth.

00:07:15.400 I like to think, you know, we're 30 years old, 30 plus, 30p.

00:07:22.540 I have great hair.

00:07:24.060 Let it grow.

00:07:24.820 Yeah, that's true, too.

00:07:26.020 I have great hair.

00:07:27.340 There's a lot of it.

00:07:28.240 It's everywhere.

00:07:29.400 People think if you buzz your head, it's just like you're trying to cover up your baldness.

00:07:33.080 Yeah.

00:07:33.640 That's not what I'm doing.

00:07:34.720 Yeah.

00:07:35.140 So, it's almost a shame to buzz my head.

00:07:37.000 Exactly.

00:07:37.980 All right.

00:07:38.560 Yeah.

00:07:38.940 We'll let it grow.

00:07:39.980 I think the next move for me is going to be a mullet, and I'm just going to shave the sides,

00:07:43.520 and we're going to do a real mullet.

00:07:45.400 If we have good signups for Pulse Plus, maybe I'll put that on Pulse Plus next week.

00:07:49.360 Oh, okay.

00:07:50.340 I was cringing over here.

00:07:51.740 Mullet.

00:07:52.340 Yeah.

00:07:52.860 But, all right.

00:07:53.800 You think that's stupid?

00:07:56.260 I don't.

00:07:56.820 I never, like, you're the kind of guy who would never have a mullet, is what I thought.

00:08:00.640 But now you're, I guess, switching.

00:08:02.540 You're proving me wrong.

00:08:03.360 I'm switching.

00:08:03.980 All right.

00:08:04.200 We have to get through housekeeping.

00:08:05.320 Okay.

00:08:07.340 The DeSantis announcement on Twitter happened a couple days ago.

00:08:11.120 Yep.

00:08:11.720 It was a big Twitter space.

00:08:13.200 They crashed the Twitter thing.

00:08:15.400 I think, bigger picture, Elon is trying to bait Trump to get back on Twitter.

00:08:19.400 I think so, too.

00:08:20.460 Yeah.

00:08:20.740 Because Elon even tweeted or replied to a tweet, and someone said, would you ever vote for a

00:08:25.420 candidate who wouldn't do a Twitter space?

00:08:27.060 And Elon said, nope.

00:08:28.760 So, I think they're trying to get Trump back on.

00:08:31.340 Trump will come back on Twitter.

00:08:32.620 Twitter will become, like, the best app ever.

00:08:35.080 It'll have all these other things going for it, too.

00:08:37.060 The money, the long-form video content.

00:08:40.120 Yeah.

00:08:40.260 It seems like Twitter is positioning itself to be the best app ever.

00:08:43.740 And I think if Trump comes back, it'll expedite that process.

00:08:46.720 And it kind of sucks for me, personally, who was never, like, Twitter, when it was really

00:08:51.100 bad, it was like, ah, who cares about Twitter?

00:08:53.560 Yeah.

00:08:53.840 You know?

00:08:54.280 Now it's like, oh, it's the best?

00:08:56.060 All right.

00:08:56.540 I got to start doing stuff on there.

00:08:58.300 That happened to me, too.

00:08:59.180 I don't even use Twitter.

00:09:00.200 I just reply to people and go, LOL.

00:09:02.320 Yeah.

00:09:02.520 Like, ha, ha.

00:09:03.300 It's bad.

00:09:04.080 I know.

00:09:04.580 Here's my email.

00:09:06.120 Email me.

00:09:07.860 But, yeah, Elon had a Twitter space with DeSantis.

00:09:11.900 He made his announcement.

00:09:13.260 You know, they introduced him.

00:09:14.400 DeSantis read his little speech.

00:09:16.220 It was pretty good.

00:09:18.180 You know, here's something that's interesting.

00:09:19.920 My dad, very smart guy, Republican, Trump supporter, he would consider voting for DeSantis.

00:09:25.740 Like, he does like DeSantis.

00:09:27.680 My dad doesn't have a Twitter.

00:09:29.240 He doesn't know how to work it, either.

00:09:30.800 Yeah.

00:09:31.260 So there's a lot of people.

00:09:32.080 I think, like, Twitter, everyone thinks everyone's on Twitter.

00:09:34.240 But it's really, like, journalists and, like, people who are actively.

00:09:37.900 Millennials.

00:09:38.420 Constantly online people.

00:09:39.640 Stuff like that.

00:09:40.440 Constantly online people.

00:09:41.580 Like, people like my dad, who is, like, a boomer and, you know, isn't social media savvy.

00:09:46.160 He didn't even see the announcement.

00:09:47.520 Yeah.

00:09:48.100 There you go.

00:09:49.340 I thought the funniest part of the announcement was, like, Elon Musk goes, you know, this is great.

00:09:54.000 We can just have a conversation and kind of, you know, freestyle it a little bit.

00:09:58.740 And then DeSantis immediately reads a statement.

00:10:00.540 He just goes.

00:10:01.660 Just a conversation.

00:10:02.900 We can freestyle.

00:10:03.520 DeSantis goes.

00:10:04.240 I am tired of this woke agenda.

00:10:06.720 That's why I, you know.

00:10:08.720 Yeah.

00:10:09.100 And I like DeSantis.

00:10:10.400 I hate this.

00:10:11.120 I don't like the primary between the two.

00:10:13.180 I think it hurts both unnecessarily.

00:10:15.140 But DeSantis, you know, he didn't really differentiate himself in any major way from Trump, you know.

00:10:20.580 Yeah.

00:10:20.800 So, I mean, that's kind of going to be interesting to see how that shakes out.

00:10:23.900 Yeah.

00:10:24.220 And I'm also noticing DeSantis isn't the best, like, retail politician.

00:10:28.060 Like, person to person.

00:10:29.320 Yeah.

00:10:29.500 He's a little, like, autistic and weird, which is fine.

00:10:31.660 Like, I am, too, probably.

00:10:33.100 Yeah.

00:10:33.540 You definitely are.

00:10:34.280 So, I get it.

00:10:35.960 But, you know, there's a clip that kind of stood out to me when he went to go visit some people at a restaurant.

00:10:41.400 Let's let it play.

00:10:42.260 How are you doing?

00:10:44.120 Good, sir.

00:10:44.720 Wow.

00:10:45.120 Look at this.

00:10:45.860 How are you guys?

00:10:47.820 Good to see you.

00:10:48.520 I'm like a diner.

00:10:50.160 Go right over here?

00:10:51.160 Okay.

00:10:51.560 Come on in.

00:10:52.300 Good deal.

00:10:53.120 Thank you.

00:10:54.380 Crowded, huh?

00:10:55.420 Good.

00:10:55.920 Hey, how are you doing?

00:10:57.580 It smells really good.

00:10:58.960 I'll tell you that.

00:11:00.140 So, we'll do it.

00:11:01.020 Okay.

00:11:01.860 This is the part that confused me.

00:11:03.700 What's your name?

00:11:04.520 I'm Tim Anthem.

00:11:05.340 Okay.

00:11:05.860 How are you?

00:11:06.400 I'm wonderful.

00:11:07.040 Great to be up in New Hampshire.

00:11:09.140 I'm Tim Anthem.

00:11:10.480 Okay.

00:11:10.940 Okay.

00:11:11.220 So, it's like you don't even introduce yourself and say, hey, I'm Ron DeSantis.

00:11:16.400 Oh, to be fair, are you nitpicking a little bit there just because, like, he is the governor, the event is for him?

00:11:21.640 Yeah.

00:11:22.340 I just want to find little things that I don't like anything.

00:11:25.580 It could be anything just to go against them.

00:11:27.320 Okay.

00:11:27.740 All right.

00:11:28.140 As long as you admit it a little bit.

00:11:29.360 Yeah, of course.

00:11:31.200 Like, of course.

00:11:31.960 Because I don't care.

00:11:32.540 It's like, okay, yeah, you know who I am.

00:11:34.640 I'm here for the event.

00:11:35.380 But you say still introduce yourself.

00:11:36.940 You have to be a humble guy.

00:11:38.400 You have to be a humble servant.

00:11:39.540 Hey, I'm Ron.

00:11:40.240 Nice to meet you.

00:11:40.680 You're Tom.

00:11:41.400 I'm Ron.

00:11:42.060 That's fair.

00:11:42.500 Like, that would be cool.

00:11:44.100 That would be normal.

00:11:45.200 But I am nitpicking for sure.

00:11:48.360 I just want to get mad at him for anything.

00:11:50.380 Cool.

00:11:50.740 So, you couldn't just wait for 28?

00:11:52.640 That's what I say.

00:11:53.540 Everyone would like you.

00:11:54.720 You help Trump.

00:11:56.120 Trump gets elected.

00:11:57.040 Hands it off to you.

00:11:57.920 12 years of conservative leadership.

00:12:00.420 You couldn't just do that.

00:12:01.340 Now you have to fight with Trump now.

00:12:03.160 And we have to make an enemy of us.

00:12:05.640 Yeah.

00:12:06.120 That was stupid, Rob.

00:12:07.900 Ron.

00:12:09.620 And yeah, Trump is calling him Rob and stuff.

00:12:12.740 Rob, my red button is bigger, better, and stronger.

00:12:16.220 And so social.

00:12:17.240 Like, he's just doing bits.

00:12:18.680 He's doing references.

00:12:19.900 And I saw someone.

00:12:21.060 Like, both sides are going so crazy.

00:12:23.420 It's like, just be neutral.

00:12:24.560 Let the game play a little bit.

00:12:26.280 You know, I saw somebody tweeted, like, after this Trump social media post, like, Trump is

00:12:30.540 unhinged and, like, ungovernable or, like, you know, some stuff like that.

00:12:34.080 And it's like, he's doing a bit, guys.

00:12:35.840 Like, let's everybody relax, you know?

00:12:38.160 Exactly.

00:12:38.860 Yeah.

00:12:39.100 So it's interesting that you bring that up.

00:12:40.480 Can you read that full truth social post by Trump?

00:12:43.200 He said, Rob, my red button is bigger, better, stronger, and is working.

00:12:47.520 Truth.

00:12:47.960 Like, he means truth social because of the Twitter glitches.

00:12:50.500 Yours does not, per my conversation with Kim Jong-un of North Korea, soon to become my friend.

00:12:56.380 He's just on one.

00:12:57.500 So Trump called him Rob, which is Rob DeSantis, which is interesting because I had a photo made,

00:13:03.600 what's the word when you have an artist make a photo?

00:13:06.640 Commissioned.

00:13:07.000 Commissioned, yeah.

00:13:07.500 By Richard Rappoy.

00:13:08.480 Yeah.

00:13:09.080 Of Rob DeSantis, which is Rob Smith and Ron DeSantis put together.

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00:13:26.420 Hashtag make a play.

00:13:28.560 There it is.

00:13:29.520 Which is fantastic.

00:13:30.760 I've had that on my wall for, like, a long time.

00:13:32.060 We've shown that on the show, right?

00:13:33.080 We have, yeah.

00:13:33.820 The first one was stolen by a street rat in New Orleans.

00:13:36.420 I had to order two.

00:13:37.200 Yes.

00:13:37.600 So someone opened it.

00:13:39.320 So what I'm thinking is, you know how time goes forward and back?

00:13:43.760 No.

00:13:45.680 Time's a flat circle.

00:13:46.920 Everything that happened is already happening or is it going to happen?

00:13:49.420 But once it happens, it already happened or whatever.

00:13:51.840 Okay.

00:13:52.100 So it's like I had the Rob DeSantis photo on my wall.

00:13:55.700 I didn't know Trump was going to call him Rob DeSantis.

00:13:58.760 Trump then calls him Rob DeSantis.

00:14:00.500 But then I already knew that because it's on the wall.

00:14:03.420 And it already happened.

00:14:04.220 It just hadn't happened yet.

00:14:05.740 Schizo corner things.

00:14:06.780 Just schizo corner stuff.

00:14:07.740 But that's like, I mean, yeah.

00:14:10.080 But I do have the Rob DeSantis picture.

00:14:12.220 I can't argue.

00:14:13.000 I can't argue.

00:14:13.840 You can't argue that.

00:14:15.720 Okay.

00:14:16.460 Okay.

00:14:16.940 I think that made sense.

00:14:18.580 We have to move on.

00:14:19.720 We're only on the first page of housekeeping.

00:14:21.260 We're going to run out of time on the show.

00:14:22.300 I know.

00:14:22.740 I know.

00:14:22.980 This is actually bad.

00:14:23.700 Keep going.

00:14:24.040 Make sure you guys tickle this post.

00:14:26.200 Let's help.

00:14:26.900 Let's juice the algo.

00:14:27.820 You guys have been doing great with that.

00:14:28.980 It helps so much.

00:14:30.100 Leave us a comment.

00:14:30.940 Tickle, tickle.

00:14:32.100 Let's focus on that like button.

00:14:34.280 Click.

00:14:34.860 Like.

00:14:35.460 Perfect.

00:14:36.020 Please do that now.

00:14:37.060 It helps us with the algo.

00:14:38.280 Tickle the post.

00:14:39.040 Juice the algo.

00:14:40.040 Okay.

00:14:40.880 Oregon City.

00:14:42.760 Oregon, I'm assuming.

00:14:43.880 Yeah.

00:14:44.080 Oregon City, Oregon.

00:14:45.000 Oregon is having their audience choose the name of their street sweeper garbage truck

00:14:50.020 thing.

00:14:51.020 Yeah.

00:14:51.380 And it's an Instagram post that has 10 likes.

00:14:53.680 And it says, today starts National Public Works Week and we're getting everyone involved.

00:14:57.020 Head over to Oregon at Oregon City Library where you can, where your kids can submit a

00:15:02.580 name for the city's new street sweeper that will be arriving soon.

00:15:06.060 So guys, this is an opportunity.

00:15:08.500 There's only 10 likes.

00:15:09.800 Whatever we submit is going to win.

00:15:11.960 You have to go to the library though.

00:15:13.740 You have to go in person or to the website?

00:15:16.000 You have to go to the library.

00:15:17.000 You have to head over to Oregon City Library where your kids can submit a name.

00:15:20.900 Pete, can you head over to at like the app?

00:15:23.200 No.

00:15:23.740 Okay.

00:15:24.120 I thought it was different.

00:15:25.380 I think this might be.

00:15:26.380 Let's just overwhelm the Instagram post, which is linked in the description.

00:15:31.080 It's city of Oregon, city of Oregon city.

00:15:34.460 Yeah.

00:15:34.840 Is what it's called.

00:15:35.540 That's why it has 10 likes.

00:15:36.660 Yeah.

00:15:37.620 Let's head over to city of Oregon city and let's submit Snarf Snarf O'Banion as a name.

00:15:43.560 It looks like a Snarf Snarf.

00:15:44.640 Look at him.

00:15:45.140 Yeah.

00:15:45.360 He's got a little Snarf Snarf to him.

00:15:46.780 Yeah.

00:15:47.240 And it says your idea here.

00:15:48.480 Imagine it says Snarf Snarf O'Banion, the truck or whatever, or Rob Smith.

00:15:52.720 Either one.

00:15:53.560 You got to tell the audience one way or the other, but I don't think we're going to have

00:15:56.440 any influence either.

00:15:57.280 We're just going to flood the comment section.

00:15:59.060 If we can flood the comment section, they'll have to acknowledge it.

00:16:01.360 And then if their only options are Snarf Snarf O'Banion or the next one in second place

00:16:05.740 is Rob Smith, that's how we trick them.

00:16:07.820 They go, Oh, Snarf Snarf.

00:16:08.560 I don't know what that means.

00:16:09.360 Let's just take Rob Smith.

00:16:10.480 That's an easy one.

00:16:11.800 That's the second place easy one.

00:16:13.600 Okay.

00:16:14.560 Let's keep it going.

00:16:15.580 We are actually really behind right now.

00:16:17.040 We're going to go fast.

00:16:17.740 You know what I realized the other day?

00:16:19.020 What?

00:16:19.440 I was watching Family Guy, a show I like and I've liked forever until it got woke and

00:16:23.400 anti-Trump.

00:16:24.900 You know what's so stupid about this show?

00:16:26.940 What?

00:16:27.120 Obviously, the writers hate Trump, right?

00:16:30.120 Yeah.

00:16:30.240 Fine.

00:16:30.540 You guys are liberals.

00:16:31.500 You live in LA.

00:16:32.300 You hate Trump.

00:16:32.960 I get it.

00:16:33.700 But they can't be objective with their writing.

00:16:36.500 Peter Griffin, a buffoon, right?

00:16:39.080 A moron.

00:16:40.360 He's an idiot.

00:16:41.140 He's like a drunk Boston Irish Catholic.

00:16:44.320 Middle class.

00:16:45.220 Works at the beer place.

00:16:46.620 Drunk with his friends.

00:16:47.560 Friends with the cop.

00:16:48.540 Yeah.

00:16:49.260 You're telling me Peter Griffin's not a Trump supporter?

00:16:52.140 But then all of a sudden, Peter Griffin's smart and knows Trump's bad and he's above

00:16:56.540 Trump and thinks Trump's stupid and they just make fun of Trump and they say, oh, Trump's

00:17:00.700 stupid.

00:17:00.960 I'm Peter Griffin.

00:17:01.700 I'm smart all of a sudden.

00:17:02.940 Yeah.

00:17:03.180 So it's like, wouldn't you guys-

00:17:04.460 They can't stay character consistent.

00:17:05.960 Exactly.

00:17:06.760 And like Joe the cop, the paralyzed cop, he's a big Trump guy.

00:17:11.120 He likes Hillary, I bet.

00:17:12.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:13.160 So it's like you couldn't even just be realistic and like, oh, yeah, some of your characters

00:17:17.700 like Trump, wouldn't they?

00:17:19.080 You say they're buffoons, but it's no, they're smart now and they know Trump's stupid.

00:17:23.420 Yeah.

00:17:23.520 That's so stupid.

00:17:24.280 Brian shouldn't.

00:17:25.100 He's a pseudo-intellectual, thinks he's smarter than he is.

00:17:27.400 Like, I'm writing a book, you know?

00:17:28.740 Yeah.

00:17:28.880 He would be perfect to like Hillary or hate Trump.

00:17:31.600 Exactly.

00:17:32.400 And that's why there's like that Hick Lib meme.

00:17:35.980 The Hick Lib, like the Yellowstone character.

00:17:38.440 Yellowstone meme, yeah.

00:17:39.080 Like people, they write, they have these rugged characters who would think a certain way in

00:17:43.540 real life and then they just go, oh, shit, my daughter can marry whoever she wants.

00:17:48.360 You know, like they do all that stupid shit.

00:17:50.580 So it's a common trope in writing.

00:17:53.180 For sure.

00:17:53.780 All right, moving on.

00:17:54.480 We're still in housekeeping.

00:17:55.480 We have two audience updates from last week.

00:17:58.340 Remember last week how we said that there was that guy in Urban Decay who had his car destroyed?

00:18:04.800 Yeah.

00:18:05.540 So the guy in Urban Decay had his car destroyed and then we said, if this is you, hit us up,

00:18:10.260 we'll send you 500 bucks.

00:18:11.260 He was crying because his car got broken into.

00:18:13.180 It was totally ran through.

00:18:14.240 He felt violated, all that.

00:18:15.600 Violated, felt bad.

00:18:16.560 We felt bad.

00:18:17.260 We said, if this is you, hit us up.

00:18:19.400 We'll give you 500 bucks towards repairing it.

00:18:21.880 He found us.

00:18:24.440 He found us.

00:18:26.120 So you got to pay that debt, huh?

00:18:27.620 And I paid the 500 bucks and then he said, thanks, man.

00:18:30.960 Excited to check out your show next week.

00:18:33.480 So he probably doesn't even like us.

00:18:35.340 Highest customer acquisition cost of all time.

00:18:37.940 Yeah, the customer acquisition cost is $500 for that one.

00:18:41.840 And he might not even like it.

00:18:43.020 Yeah.

00:18:43.280 Hope you love transgenders as much as we do.

00:18:45.300 Um, and then on the other end, we lost an audience member because someone got mad.

00:18:51.280 This is the message I got.

00:18:52.480 And this is from a woman.

00:18:53.920 I like an old lady, an older lady.

00:18:55.480 Okay.

00:18:55.860 So we're not mad at.

00:18:56.860 Yeah, we're not mad at.

00:18:57.720 This is just what happened.

00:18:58.720 Have been a fan a long time.

00:19:00.460 Not so much after last night's episode of laughing at a goose getting kicked by a horse.

00:19:04.740 Low hanging fruit.

00:19:05.900 Not funny.

00:19:06.880 Not cool.

00:19:07.720 God bless you.

00:19:08.660 Best of luck.

00:19:09.860 So God bless us.

00:19:10.720 Thank you for that.

00:19:11.440 Um, that's the line.

00:19:14.580 We've been through so much and it's like one duck getting kicked by a horse that we only

00:19:20.040 used to do a headline about it.

00:19:22.160 I don't even care about that duck.

00:19:23.900 I know.

00:19:24.960 It was great seeing that duck.

00:19:26.900 It's like taking it like with the way she thinks.

00:19:29.340 Yeah.

00:19:29.500 It's like that was awesome.

00:19:30.320 That was hilarious.

00:19:31.260 Animals dying is great.

00:19:32.580 That was not the point.

00:19:33.980 It was like an urban headline.

00:19:35.460 That clip is from who knows how old.

00:19:37.080 Like who cares?

00:19:38.560 We've made so many jokes about like transgenders and the N word and like all these things.

00:19:43.260 But then the goose getting kicked was the final straw.

00:19:46.400 That's the line right there.

00:19:47.740 Sorry to see you go.

00:19:49.120 And I mean, it's funny.

00:19:50.000 It's just like a kind of a case study in like what little metrics will like totally blow

00:19:54.860 someone off.

00:19:55.600 Like that pit bull, like someone who has pit bulls.

00:19:58.240 They're like, fuck you guys, you know, whatever.

00:20:00.100 I get that, whatever.

00:20:01.660 But, you know, to discount everything, to just be gone.

00:20:05.480 I didn't think we hit a beehive with that one, but apparently we did.

00:20:08.900 So funny.

00:20:09.800 All right.

00:20:10.400 Keep going.

00:20:11.660 We are in housekeeping.

00:20:12.960 I have a little bit of a confession to make.

00:20:15.220 It's going to sound bad, but it's the truth.

00:20:17.480 I'm not proud of this.

00:20:19.080 When it comes to my laundry, the machine I have in where I have the place I live, I don't

00:20:24.440 know how to work it.

00:20:25.360 There's two portals for the detergent and one's for something else and one's for the detergent.

00:20:30.100 Soft fabric softener, maybe something like that.

00:20:32.940 And I don't know which is which.

00:20:34.160 And all I do is I fill the cup up all the way with detergent and put half in one, half

00:20:38.540 in the other.

00:20:39.180 And I get a little bit more and I pour it on the clothes inside the thing just to be safe.

00:20:43.660 I think that that's good.

00:20:44.900 I think if you pour it on the clothes just to be safe, that's like, that's fine.

00:20:49.340 That's all you can do.

00:20:50.120 Yeah, that's fine.

00:20:51.280 So that's what I've been doing.

00:20:52.240 It's not, it's not, it's embarrassing.

00:20:54.640 Yeah.

00:20:55.000 You're like not even a real adult sometimes with some of these things.

00:20:58.140 I know.

00:20:58.480 And it's like, you could easily search that on your phone.

00:21:01.120 Hey, model LG 3200 washing, front loading washing machine, which is the detergent slot,

00:21:07.500 but you won't do it.

00:21:08.880 And then when we first moved to New Orleans, remember all my clothes got ruined.

00:21:12.460 Yeah.

00:21:12.720 Because they got mildew smelly.

00:21:14.420 I had to throw them all away and buy all new clothes.

00:21:17.220 And then remember how all my clothes get cooked in the dryer too much and they all have holes

00:21:22.500 in them.

00:21:22.820 And I cooked all my clothes.

00:21:23.760 I'm having like a hard time.

00:21:25.100 Yeah.

00:21:25.300 You're incapable.

00:21:26.320 You need a wife.

00:21:26.920 You need a wife or something because you can't do it.

00:21:29.600 And then Jerry eats all my socks.

00:21:31.140 So it's like, now I have this thing where I just buy like a hundred socks at once.

00:21:34.320 And then I basically just like, they're one or two use.

00:21:36.920 Yeah.

00:21:37.120 You forfeit them after a while.

00:21:38.720 So it's not pretty.

00:21:39.980 I'm barely keeping it together over here.

00:21:42.140 Okay.

00:21:42.480 Let's move on.

00:21:44.060 Speaking of Jerry, I'm pretty sure I taught Jerry, the dog, my dog, UFC.

00:21:49.260 We've been watching UFC on Saturday nights and he's been watching intently and he knows

00:21:53.460 these dudes are fighting it out.

00:21:54.660 He doesn't understand why, but.

00:21:56.400 He doesn't know why, but he knows that they're not happy with each other and they're fighting.

00:22:00.160 And then I go to the TV and I point and I say, UFC, UFC.

00:22:03.220 And I think he's getting it.

00:22:05.240 Smart.

00:22:05.860 Smart.

00:22:06.380 Can't do your laundry.

00:22:07.800 You can teach a dog to watch TV though.

00:22:09.720 So there's like.

00:22:10.540 Tale of two cities.

00:22:11.340 Yeah.

00:22:12.100 I'm not fully a moron.

00:22:13.860 Yeah.

00:22:13.940 Um, all right.

00:22:15.400 Speaking of fighting and UFC, you know what else I was thinking?

00:22:19.140 You know how there's all these, um, Russia, Ukraine war casualties.

00:22:23.860 Yeah.

00:22:24.260 And you know how the U S did basically a regime change in Ukraine like 10 years ago and installed

00:22:29.120 Zelensky as like a Muppet.

00:22:30.460 Yeah.

00:22:30.640 What was that?

00:22:31.120 2015.

00:22:31.560 I think 2014, 2015.

00:22:33.460 You had like a little revolution and then they installed Zelensky.

00:22:36.180 Yep.

00:22:36.520 And then it's like, hear, hear this out similar to the past wars we've had.

00:22:40.840 When you have a massive war with a ton of casualties, the Chads that are dying in the

00:22:46.080 war are probably the Chads that would oppose the corruption that's being installed.

00:22:50.680 I agree.

00:22:51.540 So if you wipe out tens of thousands of Ukrainian fighting men, who's going to stop Zelensky

00:22:57.600 in a couple of years when they continue to launder the money and do all these horrible

00:23:00.960 things.

00:23:01.520 Yeah.

00:23:01.900 The men willing to take up arms are already gone or already thin at least.

00:23:05.800 Yeah.

00:23:06.020 So like that was, that's kind of, and that's kind of maybe what happened historically too.

00:23:09.760 So once you like hit the population of like capable fighting males and you get them down

00:23:17.320 and you decrease that population, your chances of corruption success are way up because the

00:23:22.520 people that would have stopped are now dead.

00:23:25.020 Does that make sense?

00:23:26.020 Yeah, that does.

00:23:26.820 That's a great point.

00:23:27.540 It's a coherent thought.

00:23:28.620 It's a coherent thought from the guy who can't do laundry.

00:23:31.600 It's a balance.

00:23:33.280 All right, moving on.

00:23:34.220 Uh, this was a funny tweet from Ryan long comedy, um, guy I like very funny.

00:23:39.420 He has a show to check it out.

00:23:41.440 Uh, it's just this assembly member and his name is Harvey Epstein.

00:23:47.280 Tough break.

00:23:48.160 Tough.

00:23:48.680 That's, that's pretty much as bad of a name as you can come up with.

00:23:52.260 Yeah.

00:23:52.560 Middle name Clinton, Harvey Clinton Epstein.

00:23:54.720 Yeah.

00:23:56.980 So that's rough.

00:23:57.940 All right.

00:23:58.460 Moving on.

00:23:59.560 This is our last piece of housekeeping.

00:24:02.920 Uh, Richard Rapwell, you know me, right?

00:24:04.560 You know me, Doug.

00:24:05.160 Yeah, of course.

00:24:05.900 I'm a big free speech guy, right?

00:24:07.760 For sure.

00:24:08.420 You have to be right.

00:24:09.520 Free speech is so important.

00:24:10.780 Number one rule, right?

00:24:12.820 We're a big free speech group here, but we are facing a little bit of a dilemma and I

00:24:17.620 want people in the audience to comment and tell me what you think the solution to this

00:24:21.680 is on our way home from our runs, whenever we see, we live in kind of like a hipster

00:24:26.600 area.

00:24:27.280 Whenever we see trans flags or trans posters on the telephone poles, stapled to the telephone

00:24:33.260 poles, we rip them down, rip them up, throw them in the trash can and free speech purists

00:24:38.540 will say, don't do that because one day it'll happen to you.

00:24:42.220 But I say to that, it's already happening to us.

00:24:45.300 Yeah.

00:24:45.460 And on top of that, it's already happening to us.

00:24:47.880 And we have the good idea of like not transing the kids.

00:24:50.660 So it's already happening to us.

00:24:52.400 And then the ideas that are supposed to be let go free are you should trans the kids.

00:24:57.460 So it's already happening.

00:24:59.020 And we're told that, oh, you can't do that.

00:25:00.760 It's a slippery slope.

00:25:01.640 You'll be next.

00:25:02.400 We're already next.

00:25:04.040 I agree.

00:25:05.960 So you're justifying it.

00:25:07.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:08.680 Because like trans kids is a bad idea, right?

00:25:10.780 For sure.

00:25:11.340 And if we're free speech purists, we have to pretend that all ideas are equal.

00:25:15.240 Yeah.

00:25:15.420 Free speech purists also, you know, minor attracted person is also in there, you know?

00:25:20.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:21.080 And like you have to pretend that every idea is objectively equal, which it's not.

00:25:26.440 And it's a slippery slope if you start doing free speech things.

00:25:29.840 We've already fallen very far down the slope.

00:25:32.540 So it's like if we were in this neighborhood and we were posting, you know, kids can't consent,

00:25:36.500 let kids be kids.

00:25:37.560 That sign would get taken down in 10 seconds.

00:25:40.460 Yeah.

00:25:40.560 But I need to respect everyone else's right to free speech, take the high road, even though

00:25:44.600 the opposition to us doesn't do that.

00:25:46.940 Yeah.

00:25:47.180 It's like instead of thinking ideologically, you need to think realistically, like realism.

00:25:52.680 Yeah.

00:25:52.960 Who is your opponent?

00:25:53.980 Who are you facing right now?

00:25:55.140 What are they doing?

00:25:55.900 What ground are they taking?

00:25:56.920 Right?

00:25:57.260 Exactly.

00:25:58.060 Exactly.

00:25:58.460 Because it's like, you know how libertarians are like, you know, do what you want, leave

00:26:04.140 me alone.

00:26:04.840 Yeah.

00:26:05.080 And then what people want to do is like ruin the country and fuck the kids.

00:26:08.040 Yeah.

00:26:08.500 And it's like then that eventually does affect you.

00:26:11.500 So it's like the same way that libertarian shortcomings kind of lead to this chaos is like

00:26:16.460 what's going on with free speech too.

00:26:18.080 And it's like, I am supposed to just defend to the death that these people's right to say

00:26:24.020 whatever they want to say, but what they want to do is destroy the country and fuck

00:26:29.220 the kids.

00:26:29.960 And like the founding fathers even said a republic will work if the people have are moral people.

00:26:36.600 Yeah.

00:26:36.900 And we're not that.

00:26:38.160 Yeah.

00:26:38.360 So it's like, I have like this tough time with free speech where I need to respect everyone's

00:26:42.740 free speech, even though my free speech isn't being respected.

00:26:46.200 And then I need to like lose with morals because it's the right thing to do while they, people

00:26:52.000 who don't respect the constitution or care about America want to just destroy it.

00:26:55.660 Yeah.

00:26:55.880 Isn't that a little weird?

00:26:56.880 Yeah.

00:26:57.180 They want you to be the noble loser.

00:26:59.240 Yeah.

00:26:59.400 I need to lose with morals, which I don't fully understand.

00:27:02.320 So let me know what you guys think.

00:27:03.880 You know, is us taking down the trans thing?

00:27:06.580 This is like a sign attached to like a pole that has like, you know, a wooden pole that has

00:27:11.500 a bunch of staples.

00:27:12.400 It's just like a little advertising.

00:27:13.560 It says protect trans kids.

00:27:14.720 It's not like someone's possession.

00:27:15.840 It's like a flyer.

00:27:17.040 You know what I mean?

00:27:17.500 It's a flyer.

00:27:17.900 Yeah.

00:27:18.100 Protect trans kids.

00:27:19.040 And we just, we rip it up.

00:27:21.700 But I guess that's not free sound if you respect free speech, but we're not in a time where

00:27:26.480 free speech is respected.

00:27:27.620 We're in a war.

00:27:28.540 Yeah.

00:27:28.940 So how does that balance?

00:27:30.420 Let me know what you guys think in the comments.

00:27:32.280 I think we're doing the right thing.

00:27:33.560 We've wrestled with it.

00:27:34.600 Because if we posted a kids can't be trans, don't kids can't consent.

00:27:38.440 It'd be gone in 20 minutes.

00:27:39.620 It would be immediately gone.

00:27:41.260 Yeah.

00:27:41.380 So that's the reality.

00:27:43.020 And it's like, now we have to still do the right thing, even though everyone else is

00:27:46.460 a loser trying to cheat.

00:27:47.680 I don't think so.

00:27:48.440 All right.

00:27:48.660 Moving on.

00:27:49.100 We're out of housekeeping.

00:27:50.160 That was a long housekeeping.

00:27:51.180 We're getting to trans cringe.

00:27:52.540 Are you ready for our first clip?

00:27:57.340 Yes.

00:27:58.000 The kid being sterilized, that girl protesting.

00:28:01.860 Puberty blockers combined with contact hormones are sterilizing kids.

00:28:05.080 Are you aware of that?

00:28:06.180 I mean, they're sterilizing, but if that's what they want, why do you want to sterilize them?

00:28:09.600 Oh, so now it's okay to sterilize them if that's what they want.

00:28:12.180 I mean, if that's what they feel, okay, they're not going to have kids, of course, because

00:28:15.340 if they want to transition, no.

00:28:16.600 But if that's what makes them feel good, why does it matter you?

00:28:22.580 So let me get this straight.

00:28:24.260 A minute ago it wasn't happening, but now if it is happening, it's good?

00:28:27.160 If it's what the kid is asking to be in order to survive in the society, why does it matter

00:28:34.120 to you?

00:28:34.920 So 10-year-olds can consent to their own sterilization?

00:28:37.360 10-year-olds can say, I'm not a boy.

00:28:39.920 Can they consent to their own sterilization?

00:28:41.640 They can say what they feel.

00:28:43.200 Can they consent to their own sterilization?

00:28:44.880 I mean, they can, I don't know if they can, they can consent, but they are children and

00:28:49.560 they can tell you, they cannot consent if you even post them, boys, and they're telling

00:28:53.800 you, I'm not a boy.

00:28:55.040 They didn't consent to you.

00:28:56.060 But you think it's okay to give puberty boxes to 10-year-olds and then cross-sex hormones

00:28:59.120 at 13, if that's what they want?

00:29:01.720 If that's what they want.

00:29:02.940 If that's what they want.

00:29:04.180 Yeah.

00:29:04.820 So she doesn't have a coherent thought in her head.

00:29:07.400 And she's like a student.

00:29:08.780 She wears glasses and goes to college and is probably on a scholarship.

00:29:12.940 She's smart.

00:29:13.660 A lot of the things we're going to see in today's cringe and urban decay are just like

00:29:18.120 the fact that colleges are just so useless and far gone.

00:29:21.840 And there's going to be a common thread in this episode where it's like people, a lot

00:29:26.640 of people are significantly dumber than you think.

00:29:29.460 And I think that's a problem that happens with a lot of leftist thinking is you assume

00:29:34.200 that everyone's like pretty much your intelligence.

00:29:36.980 And so we'll get into it more, but we have a lot of examples.

00:29:39.880 Everyone turns out is a moron pretty much.

00:29:42.940 And then like this person and these types of protesters, all they're doing is like going

00:29:47.420 against whatever straight white Christian males are standing for.

00:29:51.560 Yep.

00:29:52.020 So like, oh, that's the problem.

00:29:53.260 That's white supremacy.

00:29:54.120 That's the patriarchy.

00:29:55.080 We have to go against that.

00:29:56.140 And they're not even looking into the other side.

00:29:58.720 They're just saying, oh, whatever this straight white Christian male wants, I'm going to take

00:30:02.060 the opposite side.

00:30:02.940 And part of that is they're fighting on emotion.

00:30:05.740 They don't know details.

00:30:06.960 She didn't know that they were giving kids puberty blockers.

00:30:10.120 She didn't know that those are used to sterilize prisoners.

00:30:13.340 Like all these talking points and things that are the base of the rights argument against

00:30:17.500 this crazy man-made horrors.

00:30:20.220 She doesn't know any of them, you know?

00:30:22.040 And it's like, that's part of the battle too, is they keep those facts away from their

00:30:26.380 side.

00:30:27.120 And that's all we talk about.

00:30:28.620 And it's like a base level, you know, fact about it that, you know, she just doesn't

00:30:33.300 know.

00:30:33.680 And so she'll fight.

00:30:34.820 Exactly.

00:30:35.400 And this is a person who goes to a college.

00:30:38.020 Are we sure about that?

00:30:39.160 Or I think it was like a, at a university.

00:30:40.980 Yeah, for sure.

00:30:42.120 All right.

00:30:42.460 Next, uh, let's hear from another spokesperson for the trans movement.

00:30:46.140 That, that was the dumb ish side, the uneducated side.

00:30:49.200 This is kind of the more, uh, we're, we're going to be balanced and give the smarter side

00:30:53.720 a look.

00:30:54.140 Yeah.

00:30:54.320 This is the smarter side.

00:30:55.340 Transpeople, transpeople belong here.

00:30:57.440 We need transpeople.

00:30:59.120 We love transpeople.

00:31:00.620 Transpeople belong here.

00:31:02.160 We need transpeople.

00:31:03.680 We love transpeople.

00:31:05.320 Transpeople belong here.

00:31:06.760 We need transpeople.

00:31:08.280 We love transpeople.

00:31:09.740 Transpeople belong here.

00:31:11.280 We need transpeople.

00:31:12.760 We love transpeople.

00:31:14.360 Transpeople belong here.

00:31:15.900 We need transpeople.

00:31:17.200 We love transpeople.

00:31:17.580 That's good.

00:31:18.560 Does she go on for the whole minute?

00:31:20.120 I think so.

00:31:21.080 We need transpeople.

00:31:21.920 We love transpeople.

00:31:22.560 Oh, she runs out of breath after, uh, 58 seconds.

00:31:25.340 You need to listen to her.

00:31:26.780 She's a serious person.

00:31:28.260 Yep.

00:31:28.460 She's a serious person.

00:31:29.700 I guess your argument is null and void.

00:31:32.900 Now that she yelled for a minute straight and was out of breath.

00:31:36.480 There's the other side.

00:31:37.420 Get ready to debate.

00:31:38.800 All right.

00:31:39.360 Let's go to the guy who's transing himself from male to female and then taking hormones

00:31:44.140 so he can breastfeed his baby.

00:31:47.240 Transwomen can indeed lactate.

00:31:48.680 You would follow the Newman Goldfarb protocol, a medical protocol designed to help women

00:31:52.900 women induce lactation if they were not like getting pregnant themselves.

00:31:56.220 I'm going to be a mother.

00:31:58.220 That's in the works, in the process.

00:32:00.440 And part of that process is that I am working to induce lactation to be able to breastfeed

00:32:05.500 our youngest child.

00:32:06.860 Yeah.

00:32:07.260 Actual, actually mommy Naomi.

00:32:09.220 I've actually already successfully induced lactation.

00:32:12.440 Like I can actually make milk now, which has been a very, a very interesting and very cool

00:32:18.940 experience.

00:32:19.400 It's like very biologically affirming too, which is something that's like gate kept from

00:32:23.200 trans women, like so, so difficult, both motherly and gate kept from trans women.

00:32:28.360 So that person is making male nipple demon secretions to feed to a baby and pumps full

00:32:34.960 of hormones.

00:32:35.460 That baby, if the baby gets it, the hormones, like it's going to be milk like this.

00:32:42.160 Just the horrible is worst cottage cheese milk ever.

00:32:45.760 It's chewy.

00:32:46.620 It's got a hairy nipple and it's chewy.

00:32:48.760 Hairy nipple.

00:32:50.080 And it's like, this trans person is like putting on a show.

00:32:52.860 Yeah.

00:32:53.280 They're like a performance, like a, they're like a method actor.

00:32:56.080 Yeah.

00:32:56.480 It's Daniel Day-Lewis, the Daniel Day-Lewis of being trans.

00:32:59.320 Exactly.

00:32:59.880 The Daniel Day-Lewis of trans people.

00:33:01.640 I give milk to my baby.

00:33:03.460 Yeah.

00:33:03.860 And so it's another one of those things where it's like, yo, that milk to the baby, you know,

00:33:10.960 it's not good.

00:33:11.540 Like this person probably has beliefs about like giving cows hormones and stuff and like

00:33:16.120 won't do like dairy or something.

00:33:18.060 You know what I mean?

00:33:18.800 That type of person.

00:33:19.540 Yeah.

00:33:19.760 Yeah.

00:33:20.160 Um, and it's just like, you're doing this whole thing so that you can feel good at

00:33:26.400 the expense of anyone.

00:33:27.940 You know what I mean?

00:33:28.660 Yeah.

00:33:28.780 Even a newborn baby.

00:33:30.900 Just to affirm yourself.

00:33:33.060 It doesn't matter the effects, positive or negative.

00:33:35.520 It's like, it's about you.

00:33:37.020 It's about you, the man who does the fetish shit.

00:33:39.820 Yeah.

00:33:40.180 At the, literally at the expense of a child that needs food.

00:33:43.580 Exactly.

00:33:44.360 Um, newborn baby that needs to eat.

00:33:46.180 Yeah.

00:33:46.400 And then I did some background research on this person and, uh, guess what?

00:33:50.400 They have an only fans where they try to pump their little male breasts.

00:33:55.020 I remember seeing you on their only fans and I was wondering what you were doing.

00:33:58.660 Yeah.

00:33:58.880 So it's all fetish shit.

00:34:00.200 It's all for the show.

00:34:01.040 It's all fetish shit guys.

00:34:02.280 Yeah.

00:34:02.500 Oh, well that's a, that's a longterm problem.

00:34:04.360 My search history on computers and stuff, my file names, like, what are you looking at?

00:34:09.200 Uh, my algorithm for Instagram even is like pretty botched at this point.

00:34:13.140 And it's all freak shit.

00:34:14.840 Yeah.

00:34:15.520 So, Hey, man-made horrors beyond our comprehension.

00:34:17.820 And, uh, let's see how that baby turns out.

00:34:20.440 Yeah.

00:34:21.040 I'm sure that'll be in the non-binary category soon enough.

00:34:24.180 Soon enough.

00:34:24.880 Um, all right, next let's go to the girl who got a zero for saying biological female on

00:34:29.140 an essay.

00:34:30.000 Yeah.

00:34:30.300 This is in the college, the college vein.

00:34:33.260 Let's check in on colleges, see how they're doing.

00:34:35.340 I got a zero on a project proposal in my class because I used the term biological women,

00:34:40.480 which is apparently not allowed anymore.

00:34:42.160 She even said it was a good project proposal.

00:34:45.320 Um, but I got a zero because I use this term as exclusionary and not allowed anymore.

00:34:50.220 So, and I 100% know that this is like the most biased grade ever because my project is

00:34:56.420 about transgenders competing in biological women's sports.

00:34:59.120 Wow.

00:35:01.120 So colleges are over.

00:35:03.940 Yeah.

00:35:04.280 You can't even write about the thing because you used a term that you need to use for that

00:35:10.500 argument and it's, it's gone.

00:35:12.600 It's over.

00:35:13.400 You can't even.

00:35:14.220 Yeah.

00:35:14.500 And it's like, now you have to like go to college, pay all this money and learn opposite

00:35:19.260 stuff.

00:35:19.860 Yeah.

00:35:20.340 It's not even like hidden or like, you know, discreet like it used to be.

00:35:24.540 You're just learning straight opposite stuff.

00:35:27.000 Yeah.

00:35:27.160 Where's your nose right here?

00:35:28.700 It's like right on the side, right here, right on the side.

00:35:31.200 Where are your eyes?

00:35:32.060 Right here.

00:35:34.000 Where's your belly button?

00:35:35.100 That's the nose now.

00:35:36.100 Yep.

00:35:36.580 Right in the middle.

00:35:37.260 Um, and yeah, so I mean, colleges and it's like, what do you expect this girl to do?

00:35:40.980 Like go to the head of the department and be like, Hey, I got a zero here.

00:35:45.440 It's like the teacher just does this thing where you have to fight now.

00:35:50.440 And it's like, Oh yeah.

00:35:51.680 Teachers, professors love when you go over their head, they grade your papers really easy

00:35:55.520 after you go over their head.

00:35:56.680 And then they remember your name and obsess over you and target you for the rest of the

00:36:00.300 year.

00:36:00.620 Yeah.

00:36:00.920 And if the teacher gave you a zero, I said, I'm sure you'll be treated well for the rest

00:36:04.800 of the year.

00:36:05.440 Yeah.

00:36:05.720 The best thing that girl has going for her is going viral on like right wing Twitter.

00:36:10.240 Exactly.

00:36:10.740 There is a career there.

00:36:11.920 You can Riley gains this.

00:36:13.400 Yeah.

00:36:13.860 A hundred percent.

00:36:14.720 Uh, but you know, that's it.

00:36:16.380 And that's the outlet.

00:36:17.420 And so, I mean, colleges every day, every day we see a new little piece of news that trickles

00:36:22.080 out that discredits, discredits, discredits.

00:36:24.620 And then also during that time, the price goes up and the value goes down, down, down.

00:36:31.080 So again, colleges, man, unless you're an engineer, unless you're doing high level

00:36:35.520 math, unless you're the janitor at MIT solving equations on the chalkboard overnight and then

00:36:41.500 saying, leave me alone.

00:36:42.520 And then the professor comes and he says, you can do math.

00:36:45.100 I'll, I'll, I'll get you out on bail.

00:36:47.500 You know what I mean?

00:36:48.380 I know.

00:36:48.740 Does that ever happen to you?

00:36:49.840 It sounds familiar.

00:36:50.780 It might've, I might've seen something like that.

00:36:54.520 Yeah.

00:36:54.780 Um, all right, let's go to the men can get pregnant.

00:36:56.720 Asking that question in the hood versus Columbia.

00:36:58.900 People, if men can get pregnant at Columbia university, and then we're going to go to

00:37:03.000 Harlem and ask the same question.

00:37:04.920 Do you guys think men can get pregnant?

00:37:06.300 If you identify as a man and you have the reproductive parts to get pregnant, then yeah,

00:37:11.140 you can get pregnant.

00:37:11.660 Like it's a yes.

00:37:13.000 Obviously it's a yes.

00:37:14.020 There's no other, no question.

00:37:15.480 Someone that identifies as a man can have a uterus and, and potentially get pregnant.

00:37:20.440 Can men get pregnant?

00:37:23.180 I want no part of this.

00:37:24.580 Well, yes.

00:37:25.780 Do you want any part of it?

00:37:27.580 No.

00:37:28.060 What do you guys think?

00:37:28.600 Can men get pregnant?

00:37:30.400 I don't know.

00:37:31.280 A lot of people have been telling us they can.

00:37:32.700 What are your thoughts on that?

00:37:33.560 I think that's outrages, bro.

00:37:35.420 For men, we're here to like, you know, put the seed inside the female.

00:37:38.940 We're not f***ing, what's you call them?

00:37:41.260 Seahorses.

00:37:41.780 We're not that.

00:37:42.460 Yeah, we ain't no f***ing seahorses.

00:37:44.100 We f***ing to get them pregnant.

00:37:45.960 Men cannot get pregnant.

00:37:47.700 That's BS, because they don't got a uterus.

00:37:50.200 Hello.

00:37:51.020 They don't have a uterus.

00:37:52.080 Men is never going to have a baby.

00:37:53.840 So people that stinking like.

00:37:55.000 So there you have it.

00:37:56.460 Another example of how college is useless.

00:37:58.720 Like you can't believe the most basic truth.

00:38:01.800 And it's kind of like that bell curve meme.

00:38:03.620 You know that meme where it's like the stupid guy, the guy who thinks he's smart in the

00:38:07.060 middle, then the smart guy in the end.

00:38:08.560 Yeah.

00:38:08.720 And it's like the stupid guy and then the smart guy are both like, yeah, men can't get

00:38:12.520 pregnant.

00:38:13.220 But then you have like the intellectuals in the middle who are like, oh, men can get pregnant.

00:38:17.600 Yes, of course.

00:38:19.160 If you say men can get pregnant, it's just like, okay, I know you went through an indoctrination

00:38:23.460 center.

00:38:24.240 Yeah.

00:38:24.420 And I don't know if that was high school, if that was college, if that was, you know,

00:38:27.900 a website, if you were on Reddit too much.

00:38:30.240 I just know you got churned through a machine and you got corrected, you know?

00:38:34.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:38:35.060 So those hood guys in Harlem are smarter than the Columbia people just a few blocks over.

00:38:39.460 Absolutely.

00:38:40.080 But they're working on getting the hood people.

00:38:42.740 They want them next.

00:38:43.660 They want them next, which is why Lil Uzi Vert.

00:38:46.340 Is that his name?

00:38:47.120 Yeah.

00:38:47.620 He's a rapper.

00:38:48.500 He's becoming trans.

00:38:50.160 Check this out.

00:38:51.320 Lil Uzi Vertical now goes by the name Leslie Chow.

00:38:54.660 It's in his Instagram bio.

00:38:56.080 He took a recent trip to Thailand and captioned it, Leslie was in Thailand and has this whole

00:39:01.460 new look.

00:39:02.220 He's dressed up in all pink and he has new hair.

00:39:05.140 And it looks like he isn't the only one doing something like this.

00:39:08.140 Lil Pump recently took a selfie with these earrings and jacket and the game commented on

00:39:12.840 the photo saying the rapture is coming.

00:39:16.220 Hmm.

00:39:16.760 That's good.

00:39:18.040 Here's a good sign.

00:39:18.640 At least some checks and balances, the game there.

00:39:20.260 Yeah.

00:39:20.840 So the rappers are making the rappers ladies, which is like a tale as old as time, but it's

00:39:24.800 the next generation.

00:39:25.900 Lil Pump and then Lil Uzi Vert.

00:39:27.580 Yeah.

00:39:27.780 And he goes by Leslie Chow, which is the Chinese guy from The Hangover.

00:39:32.140 The Hangover.

00:39:32.720 Yeah.

00:39:33.140 Mr. Chow.

00:39:34.760 Which is pretty funny.

00:39:35.740 Yeah.

00:39:36.380 But yeah, they're coming for the hood people.

00:39:39.200 Yeah.

00:39:39.420 They want all the answers to that street interview to be, yes, men can get pregnant.

00:39:43.920 Exactly.

00:39:45.000 Moving on, that Wachowski brother, who is now a girl, does an interview.

00:39:50.260 And they said that trans porn is what got them activated.

00:39:57.260 To be honest, like for me, the people that I saw, the first images that really struck a

00:40:03.600 chord with me were, you know, trans women and pornography.

00:40:07.300 And there was something that unlocked in my brain that I saw these wonderful, fearless performers

00:40:19.560 becoming these, becoming desirable.

00:40:25.620 That's good.

00:40:26.460 Yeah.

00:40:26.940 So you admit it.

00:40:28.240 He admitted.

00:40:29.040 Oh my God.

00:40:29.940 He admitted.

00:40:30.460 He admitted.

00:40:32.140 Something in my brain got activated when I watched trans porn.

00:40:35.200 I was watching porn.

00:40:36.660 My brain flipped.

00:40:38.400 And now I'm a lady.

00:40:39.700 You completely admitted it.

00:40:40.840 You got MKUltra.

00:40:41.940 That's the people, that's the one of the directors, the Wachowski brothers directed The Matrix.

00:40:46.340 Yeah.

00:40:46.680 And they were brothers when they first directed The Matrix.

00:40:48.760 And now they're both trans and got matrixed.

00:40:51.440 Yeah.

00:40:52.100 Which basically proves MKUltra.

00:40:54.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:40:54.980 I don't know.

00:40:55.460 Because if there's two in one house, two brothers going to two sisters, it's like they gave you

00:41:00.880 the same MKUltra treatment.

00:41:02.380 Then you watch the trans P-O-R-N.

00:41:06.200 And then you got trans yourself.

00:41:09.160 They got activated.

00:41:09.960 You said the word activated in my brain.

00:41:12.140 It's like, yeah, that's how it went down.

00:41:14.020 It's really too perfect.

00:41:15.400 The accidental like, oh, I'm in a panel.

00:41:17.660 I'm discussing this, my journey.

00:41:19.520 And it's like porn, brain, good, trans.

00:41:22.080 Like, it's crazy to me.

00:41:24.000 And, you know, that's the same thing that's happening to a lot of these fucked up kids,

00:41:27.380 right?

00:41:27.680 Who are attempting to get on puberty blockers that that other woman said didn't exist,

00:41:32.260 but they do.

00:41:32.920 And now she says they're good after just finding out about it because you're a white guy.

00:41:37.120 Yeah.

00:41:37.480 And whatever you stand for has got to be the problem because we've been trained to know that.

00:41:42.020 What's his name?

00:41:42.620 Cam Kaski.

00:41:44.040 Yeah.

00:41:44.320 I don't know this guy.

00:41:45.180 Cameron Kaski on Twitter.

00:41:46.820 Cameron Kaski.

00:41:47.320 He's like a David Hogg type.

00:41:48.860 David Hogg light.

00:41:49.980 He's a little bit smarter than David Hogg, but he's still kind of stupid.

00:41:53.420 He was replying to Megyn Kelly posting about the Sports Illustrated trans person.

00:41:58.080 Which we covered last week.

00:41:59.200 Which we covered last week.

00:42:00.920 And then Megyn Kelly says Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover.

00:42:04.880 What is the rest?

00:42:05.460 She said, basically, Megyn Kelly says it will be a turnoff to teen boys.

00:42:09.140 And, like, it'll alienate teen boys who want to watch, look at Sports Illustrated.

00:42:13.540 And then he said, uh, I don't know about that one.

00:42:16.300 Number two, see you above.

00:42:18.120 Ma'am, you're a joke.

00:42:19.160 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:42:20.140 So Cam Kaski likes trans people.

00:42:22.400 He likes tranny boys.

00:42:25.080 He thinks they're hot.

00:42:25.960 And he thinks he's an intellectual, too.

00:42:27.860 And he's smart and progressive.

00:42:29.280 But it's the same bell curve meme again.

00:42:31.560 Where you have the person in the middle going, yo, she's beautiful.

00:42:34.400 That's a beautiful trans woman who's beautiful.

00:42:37.660 And the stupid person goes, nah, I don't like chicks with dicks.

00:42:41.360 And the smart one on the right goes, I'm not attracted to biological males masquerading as females.

00:42:47.880 Yeah.

00:42:48.600 In a smart package way.

00:42:49.860 You know, it's like, that's the meme all over again.

00:42:52.340 Like, you have, like, these, like, pseudo-intellectuals think they're smart.

00:42:55.000 And then, like, the sides they're taking are so, like, oh, you're castrating kids and having sex with men.

00:43:01.460 Yeah.

00:43:02.340 Liking.

00:43:03.000 Highbrow.

00:43:03.740 Liking the trans guy to own Megyn Kelly.

00:43:07.460 To dunk on her on Twitter.

00:43:09.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:10.240 You gotta suck a trans penis to own the conservatives.

00:43:13.660 Have fun with that one.

00:43:14.600 Enjoy.

00:43:15.500 All right.

00:43:16.060 Moving on.

00:43:17.000 Target is now getting boycotted.

00:43:18.580 Because they had all, I mean, everyone's seen it.

00:43:20.100 All the trans stuff.

00:43:21.080 Yeah.

00:43:21.300 Burn down the system.

00:43:23.540 Homophobe headrest.

00:43:24.560 And it's a guillotine.

00:43:26.420 If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear.

00:43:29.800 Satan respects pronouns.

00:43:31.420 The tuck-friendly bathing suit.

00:43:32.680 We've all seen it, right?

00:43:33.720 For the most part at this point.

00:43:35.140 Yeah.

00:43:35.440 That's crazy.

00:43:36.900 Yeah.

00:43:37.120 I actually, this is obviously not financial advice.

00:43:40.180 I bought puts.

00:43:41.560 Yeah.

00:43:41.780 How are they?

00:43:43.160 The target's been going ding, ding, ding, ding, ticking down, like, 10% this week.

00:43:47.160 Yeah.

00:43:47.400 So, I'm in the money and I'm doing well.

00:43:50.820 I'm going to keep holding them and hope it goes down like Bud Light.

00:43:54.640 Okay.

00:43:54.840 But basically, it's like anytime I see, like, a right-wing boycott movement, I'm just going

00:43:59.920 to buy puts.

00:44:00.920 Yeah.

00:44:01.140 It's basically short the stock.

00:44:02.100 For sure.

00:44:02.380 Not a full short, but basically.

00:44:04.140 Yeah.

00:44:04.500 You're not actually affecting the price.

00:44:05.940 It's a derivative of the price, but.

00:44:07.820 Yeah.

00:44:08.440 Exactly.

00:44:08.920 You don't want to have a short position out there.

00:44:10.740 And then there was a guy who went into Target and then took one of the cardboard signs

00:44:15.100 down and, like, put it on the ground.

00:44:17.140 Yeah.

00:44:17.460 You want to play it?

00:44:17.820 Let's play that clip.

00:44:18.640 That there is no insert.

00:44:20.700 There's nothing on it.

00:44:22.540 So.

00:44:24.680 So, he hits the thing.

00:44:26.300 It doesn't do any damage.

00:44:30.880 He's, you know, puts it on the ground.

00:44:33.160 He stomps it a little bit.

00:44:34.060 It's disgusting.

00:44:34.520 It's devil worship.

00:44:35.740 It's devil worship.

00:44:37.180 It's devil worship.

00:44:38.060 And then a congressman or a senator?

00:44:41.120 Yeah.

00:44:41.380 Yeah.

00:44:41.460 Senator Scott Wiener, who's, like.

00:44:43.260 That pervert guy.

00:44:44.480 That pervert weirdo.

00:44:45.860 He goes,

00:44:46.060 If Target is removing LGBTQ pride products because of terrorist behavior like this, yes,

00:44:50.620 this is absolutely terrorism.

00:44:52.020 And Target should be ashamed for caving in, just like Anheuser-Busch caved in.

00:44:56.320 And people wonder why there's so much fear in our community.

00:44:58.900 And it's like, he calls that terrorism.

00:45:01.020 But when BLM burns down the city or, you know, looters steal from a store and don't get arrested,

00:45:07.740 people get pushed in front of a train and don't go to jail.

00:45:11.080 That's not terrorism.

00:45:12.040 Those are the voices of the unheard.

00:45:13.780 Yeah.

00:45:14.220 That's exactly.

00:45:15.120 You know, or some stupid.

00:45:15.940 It's a mostly peaceful protest.

00:45:17.580 Yeah.

00:45:17.900 But when you have this guy take a piece of cardboard down and step on it and, like,

00:45:21.560 lightly damage a piece of cardboard, that's called terrorism.

00:45:25.000 That's hard-T terrorism.

00:45:26.340 Yeah.

00:45:26.780 Thanks, guys.

00:45:27.680 Fun living here.

00:45:28.460 And I want to say something about the Target thing in general.

00:45:31.220 Like, we are learning a lot about boycotts and stuff like that and what actually works.

00:45:37.100 And the social shaming of people going into these places.

00:45:43.720 There's different degrees, right?

00:45:45.560 Like, Bud Light.

00:45:46.920 Bud Light is a male-dominated beer brand.

00:45:50.760 It's a pure brand.

00:45:51.920 And light beer is basically a commodity.

00:45:54.120 It's interchangeable.

00:45:55.740 You know, you might have a little bit of a preference or a trend, but it's a commodity at the end of the day.

00:46:00.560 You can buy many others like it.

00:46:02.520 It's a high-competition zone.

00:46:04.760 The NFL.

00:46:06.060 The NFL, when they were doing kneeling and stuff like that, not a big alternative.

00:46:10.980 That failed, pretty much.

00:46:12.440 That's an anchored-in industry that they didn't go too far.

00:46:16.920 They were just – the players were annoying to a lot of people.

00:46:19.320 And then we have Target, which is a big store with a lot of different departments, but they went egregious with this.

00:46:27.940 The tucking, the satanic shit.

00:46:31.140 You know what I mean?

00:46:32.260 Specifically targeting kids.

00:46:34.320 And so I feel like we're learning a lot about who we can actually boycott, who we can have an impact on.

00:46:40.000 And Target is definitely one that I think people should, if they can, stay away from.

00:46:43.600 You know?

00:46:44.180 It's not – it's a big women thing.

00:46:46.500 You know, women love Target.

00:46:47.820 It's kind of a meme, like going to Target for a pot and then spending $280.

00:46:52.940 Like that's a meme amongst the women.

00:46:55.840 And so we're kind of learning who we can hit and who and what can happen.

00:47:00.420 And I think brands are going to be learning that too.

00:47:03.180 You know?

00:47:03.680 Like the North Face did their cringe gay Patagonia drag queen ads.

00:47:08.460 The truck company, the F-150 with the butt plug or whatever.

00:47:11.940 Yeah, the F-150.

00:47:13.440 Instead of the truck nuts, it's a butt plug and you're exhaust.

00:47:16.040 And then the car explodes.

00:47:17.820 But, yeah.

00:47:19.140 So, I mean, there are degrees and levels to this.

00:47:23.080 And I think people are too dismissive.

00:47:24.840 Like boycotts don't work or like – and it's not even a boycott.

00:47:28.440 Like I thought we were against cancel culture.

00:47:30.400 Yeah.

00:47:30.500 You know, that sort of like weak take.

00:47:32.080 And it's like – it's not cancel culture.

00:47:33.840 It's like spending your dollars on places that you want to be –

00:47:36.760 That don't want to fuck your kids.

00:47:38.300 Yeah.

00:47:38.660 That you want to be –

00:47:39.320 That don't worship the devil.

00:47:40.000 Exactly.

00:47:40.680 It's a pretty low bar, guys.

00:47:42.220 Cancel culture.

00:47:43.220 And then I also just want to say that Gavin Newsom said something like, blah, blah, blah.

00:47:47.160 Target.

00:47:47.700 They're boycotting Target.

00:47:49.720 Who's next?

00:47:50.840 Blacks?

00:47:51.480 Jews?

00:47:53.040 Something?

00:47:53.780 Like he rattled off a list.

00:47:55.320 Asians?

00:47:55.860 Who's next?

00:47:56.800 And it's like – my first thought is just, oh, Gavin Newsom.

00:48:00.580 I'm so sorry.

00:48:01.760 Did we try to stop you at the way bottom of your super slippery slope and say, whoa, that's too far?

00:48:07.220 The slippery slope has already slipped.

00:48:08.800 It's like you're doing hot – you know, tuck your kids into the bathing suit.

00:48:13.740 Tuck their dicks.

00:48:14.800 Flip your dick behind so it's tucked in your butt.

00:48:16.900 You can pretend you're a girl and you're a kid.

00:48:19.060 That's what Target wants you to do.

00:48:20.220 They have like the devil thing.

00:48:21.620 They have devil worshiping Satan likes pronouns.

00:48:24.640 And it's like, oh, yeah.

00:48:25.860 Gavin, the slope's already slipped.

00:48:27.260 Oh, did someone try to interrupt the bottom rung of your slippery ladder?

00:48:31.440 Like whatever it is.

00:48:32.320 It's just like so amazing to me that someone can be incensed that we're mad about this.

00:48:37.720 And so I say, you know, it's not cancel culture.

00:48:41.320 We're not saying Target can't exist.

00:48:43.040 We're not saying ban Target from Twitter and ban Target from the internet and from banking, the banking system.

00:48:49.880 We're just not going to shop there.

00:48:51.880 I'm just not going to buy Bud Light.

00:48:54.020 Wait, you guys like have an economic power.

00:48:58.160 And as a group, we can wield it in a way that takes $9 billion off of Target's market cap.

00:49:03.840 And like soon, soon there's going to be some sort of checks and balances going on.

00:49:07.740 Like they have ESG, right?

00:49:09.480 And it's like soon there's just going to be a conservative guy kind of like looking at everything.

00:49:13.420 They're going to have some high up VP of conservatism who's like, yeah, we should stay away from that.

00:49:18.560 No, don't do the satanic shit.

00:49:20.240 Exactly, because they have a duty to their shareholders, right?

00:49:24.780 Yeah, fiduciary duty.

00:49:25.460 So it's like-

00:49:26.360 And the board specifically.

00:49:27.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:28.220 Like you have to basically wipe out the board after this one, right?

00:49:31.260 Because it's like, guys, you didn't see this coming that half of our consumers aren't okay with worshiping the devil and trans kids?

00:49:38.940 Yeah.

00:49:39.280 Or the board has to wipe the CEO because the CEO sent an internal email.

00:49:43.460 They kind of doubled down.

00:49:44.260 And they backed off, but they also internally are like, hmm, like we did the right thing.

00:49:49.800 Yeah.

00:49:50.540 So I'm never going to go to Target again, but I don't go to Target anyway.

00:49:53.440 Yeah.

00:49:53.920 So it's not really-

00:49:54.680 I am buying puts and I'm trying to make money off it.

00:49:56.060 Yeah.

00:49:56.740 Which is smart.

00:49:57.280 We'll keep you updated.

00:49:58.180 And he always holds options and shit coins and whatever way too long.

00:50:03.100 So he's kind of just a degenerate.

00:50:05.300 It's called being a bag holder.

00:50:06.560 Yeah.

00:50:06.760 I'm exit liquidity.

00:50:08.420 Nice to meet you.

00:50:09.540 Pretty much.

00:50:10.080 All right, let's move on to the non-trans part of Cringe, the guy who has his arm ripped

00:50:14.220 off while pissing behind a bar.

00:50:16.300 Just play the video?

00:50:17.240 Yeah.

00:50:17.920 So he's drunk, pissing behind a bar, and then he falls into the lake.

00:50:21.860 And his friends come up on him as if he's just like laying in the mud, but his arm's

00:50:25.380 gone.

00:50:26.140 Hey, come here.

00:50:27.420 Come here, bro.

00:50:28.760 This nigga got bit by an alligator, bro.

00:50:30.860 This nigga-

00:50:31.620 What the fuck?

00:50:32.480 Grab my hand.

00:50:33.420 His whole arm came off, bro.

00:50:36.220 Yo, bro.

00:50:37.040 Grab the other arm.

00:50:38.320 What?

00:50:38.820 I'm going to sign the light.

00:50:39.860 I'm going to sign the light.

00:50:40.440 Get him the fuck out of the water.

00:50:44.220 You're good.

00:50:44.800 You're good, dude.

00:50:45.380 You're good.

00:50:46.300 You're good.

00:50:46.680 You're out of the water now.

00:50:47.660 Roll him over.

00:50:48.300 Roll him over.

00:50:48.800 Put a tonic head on him.

00:50:50.920 It's his right arm, too.

00:50:52.220 Assuming he's a righty.

00:50:53.880 It has to.

00:50:54.520 I know.

00:50:54.820 I know.

00:50:55.120 I know.

00:50:55.240 Hey, listen, bro.

00:50:56.220 It has to.

00:50:57.300 I'm stopping the bleeding.

00:50:58.380 He has to hold it that tight.

00:50:59.480 I know it's going to hurt.

00:51:00.240 I'm stopping the bleeding.

00:51:00.740 I got you.

00:51:01.120 He's got to stop the bleeding, bro.

00:51:02.220 It's your brachial artery.

00:51:03.520 I have to stop it.

00:51:05.480 Okay.

00:51:06.340 Cigarette guy knows what he's doing.

00:51:09.860 So his arm's completely gone.

00:51:12.940 Must have been a big old gator, man.

00:51:14.320 And he's like really drunk.

00:51:15.800 Yeah.

00:51:15.960 He'll probably wake up tomorrow like, oh, what happened last night?

00:51:18.680 What did we do?

00:51:19.860 Oh!

00:51:20.420 Yeah.

00:51:20.860 No, imagine that.

00:51:22.020 Like waking up after you've been drinking like, oh, my God.

00:51:24.340 I told Stacy she was hot and she totally dissed me.

00:51:27.900 Oh, my God.

00:51:28.640 I accidentally farted or like whatever weird drunk thing that gives you embarrassment.

00:51:33.600 And then it's like a gator ripped off my arm behind a bar.

00:51:36.840 Oh, my God.

00:51:37.320 I don't have arm anymore.

00:51:39.300 Yeah, that's rough.

00:51:40.240 I don't know.

00:51:41.060 Not an endorsement for alcohol.

00:51:42.460 Not a good endorsement.

00:51:43.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:45.160 All right.

00:51:45.580 Let's move on.

00:51:47.780 The women who made the $10,000 shade for one.

00:51:53.520 Yeah.

00:51:53.900 How do you explain this?

00:51:54.760 Basically, it was like a woman-driven project to improve shade for people waiting for the bus.

00:52:02.380 Yeah.

00:52:02.580 And then they made this thing that's like this big and it gives shade to like one person.

00:52:08.900 Yeah.

00:52:09.040 And then they all went out to go see it and they look at their faces.

00:52:11.780 You can kind of tell that they knew they fucked up.

00:52:14.440 Yeah.

00:52:14.640 So, basically, this was part of a gender equity action plan to address the needs of women who rely on public transit.

00:52:23.740 And as we know, the sun obviously disproportionately affects women.

00:52:28.500 Of course.

00:52:28.880 You know, men, they're fine.

00:52:31.020 The sun, they can handle it.

00:52:32.480 I love how half of these things, they just start by like an assumption.

00:52:36.940 Like they go, and of course, women are disproportionately affected by the sun.

00:52:40.860 And then all these women, they go like this.

00:52:43.560 We're disproportionately affected by a lot.

00:52:45.240 Yeah.

00:52:45.780 And then nobody ever explains it.

00:52:47.780 Nobody ever explains the reasoning why they are.

00:52:49.800 And so, they held a press conference to proudly unveil the exciting new improvement to the bus stop in L.A., which, and they call this a La Sombrita, a shade and lighting pilot for gender equity action plan to address the needs of women.

00:53:05.560 And this is what it looks like.

00:53:08.820 It's this big.

00:53:10.420 It's not even wide.

00:53:11.620 Like you said, look at everybody's faces.

00:53:13.600 They're all baffled.

00:53:13.820 Everyone's looking and they're all like, oh, this is great.

00:53:16.600 And they know deep down that it doesn't do anything.

00:53:19.420 It's supposed to cast a shadow, but, you know, a covered bench, you know, you can't have that.

00:53:25.240 I guess a homeless guy might live there.

00:53:26.960 He would live in there as a house.

00:53:28.240 Yeah.

00:53:28.480 So, it has to be something that a homeless guy can't live off of, but it does provide shade and it costs $10,000 for the prototype.

00:53:35.340 And there it is.

00:53:36.160 It's $10,000 for that piece of metal attached to that pole.

00:53:39.660 $10,000.

00:53:40.300 So, this is a lot of issues at once, like gender equality, government waste and bloat, and then like PR slash marketing for something that is ridiculous.

00:53:53.640 So, this is your government on leftism.

00:53:56.320 Exactly.

00:53:56.740 And this is also why they need to make us so stupid.

00:53:59.000 So, when we see things that are like 100% the way they are and we can, by our eyes, tell they're retarded, we need to be stupid.

00:54:09.000 So, when we see blatantly stupid shit, we don't call it out and notice it.

00:54:13.020 Yeah.

00:54:13.260 So, we have to see that and go, oh, that's great.

00:54:15.140 Woman's project made it so women can get shade at the bus stop.

00:54:18.480 Oh, that helps women.

00:54:19.500 They want you to take it at face value and not critically think at all about how much of this cost and who it's benefiting and what it actually does.

00:54:25.980 Yeah, and where's the shade and how many people can fit underneath the shade and is it actually helping people avoid the sun?

00:54:32.280 Yeah.

00:54:32.840 But you have to be stupid.

00:54:34.000 They have to make you dumb so you don't notice when they do blatantly dumb shit in front of you.

00:54:38.200 Exactly.

00:54:38.680 And there was this Slate article kind of roasting it, which Slate is so leftist.

00:54:43.340 So, if they're roasting it, you know you botched it.

00:54:45.780 And it said, innovative and shade aren't words that usually go together.

00:54:50.520 Like, they're trying to reinvent how to do shade.

00:54:54.120 And they botched it so bad.

00:54:55.800 The reinvention is just way off.

00:54:57.820 So, there you go.

00:54:58.640 Pissing your money away.

00:54:59.840 All right.

00:55:00.460 Let's move on.

00:55:01.440 We're still in cringe.

00:55:02.820 The Brittany Griner didn't sell out at the stadium.

00:55:06.120 Yeah, you want to play the video?

00:55:07.180 Yeah, this is the coach.

00:55:08.460 Brittany Griner made his.

00:55:10.560 I don't know.

00:55:11.540 Her comeback.

00:55:12.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:13.460 It was great, but, like, honestly, come on, L.A.

00:55:16.520 Like, we didn't sell out the arena for BG.

00:55:19.380 Like, I expected more, you know, to be honest, right?

00:55:22.160 Like, it was great.

00:55:23.460 It was loud.

00:55:24.660 But how was it not a sellout?

00:55:30.320 How was it not a sellout?

00:55:30.760 What is this guy talking about?

00:55:32.340 What is this gentleman going on about?

00:55:34.520 Why would you sell out the crypto.com arena of 20,000 people for a WNBA game?

00:55:42.260 What is that dude even thinking?

00:55:44.020 It was Brittany Griner's return.

00:55:45.460 That guy has no sense.

00:55:47.560 No clue.

00:55:49.460 Oh, everyone showed up.

00:55:50.540 20,000 people were here to see the WNBA game.

00:55:52.720 It's like, oh, I'm going to put a straw, and then I'm going to drink up the lake.

00:55:57.680 And it's going to go.

00:55:58.220 And it's like, what are you talking about?

00:56:00.140 Like, it's not.

00:56:00.900 That doesn't.

00:56:01.500 It's not.

00:56:01.920 There's no sense.

00:56:02.700 What are you talking about?

00:56:03.780 Yeah.

00:56:04.820 And Brittany Griner said, Brittany Griner says, National Anthem hit different in first

00:56:11.560 WNBA game since returning from Russia.

00:56:13.840 Yeah.

00:56:14.380 And it's like, yeah, you need to go to a Russian prison and be involved in a merchant of death

00:56:20.900 prisoner exchange to understand that America's not that bad.

00:56:24.340 Exactly.

00:56:24.940 And shout out to the merchant of death.

00:56:26.200 He got a great deal.

00:56:27.840 He's lucky that there's like a black trans apologist in the White House, you know?

00:56:32.080 He's very lucky.

00:56:32.900 Timing worked out for him.

00:56:34.500 It's a high value trade from our end.

00:56:37.140 Oh, yeah.

00:56:37.640 And he had been waiting since like 1999 or whatever.

00:56:40.520 So he just had to wait until the conditions were right.

00:56:43.200 A retard feminist brought weed to Russia.

00:56:47.160 Joe Biden, a Muppet in the White House.

00:56:48.700 And he goes, yes.

00:56:49.560 He's like looking at the chessboard.

00:56:51.320 We'll trade the black trans person for anybody.

00:56:53.520 Yeah.

00:56:53.740 It's it's basically an unlimited card.

00:56:56.080 So.

00:56:56.340 All right.

00:56:56.840 Moving on.

00:56:57.300 Last piece of cringe.

00:56:58.480 The professor with the dreadlocks attacks the pro-life people.

00:57:02.260 Yeah.

00:57:02.460 Circling back to colleges here.

00:57:04.520 Yeah.

00:57:04.820 You're not educating shit.

00:57:07.300 This is fucking propaganda.

00:57:09.000 What are you going to do?

00:57:09.640 Like anti-trans and that?

00:57:11.100 Is that what you're going to do next?

00:57:12.220 I mean.

00:57:12.780 Should.

00:57:14.420 This is bullshit.

00:57:15.620 This is violent.

00:57:16.640 You're triggering my students.

00:57:18.320 I'm sorry about that.

00:57:19.720 No, you're not.

00:57:20.540 Because you can't even have a fucking baby.

00:57:23.100 So you don't even know what that is.

00:57:24.560 You don't even know what this is.

00:57:25.820 Get this shit the fuck out of you.

00:57:27.700 This shit.

00:57:28.420 So then that person was confronted by a reporter after.

00:57:35.420 And then she pulled a machete on the reporter.

00:57:38.040 Here's that at her house.

00:57:40.940 It's a fucking way from my door.

00:57:42.520 It's a fucking way from my door.

00:57:44.000 Let's get out of here.

00:57:45.500 Holds the machete to his neck.

00:57:48.800 So this person.

00:57:50.000 This person has no impulse control.

00:57:53.940 The emotional intelligence of a toddler.

00:57:56.520 And is like 40 something years old and a professor.

00:57:59.380 45 year old professor at a college.

00:58:01.580 At a college.

00:58:02.480 She educated.

00:58:03.800 Oh yeah.

00:58:04.240 She the best.

00:58:05.020 And she's in charge of kids and students.

00:58:08.040 And she has zero impulse control.

00:58:10.060 And it's interesting when you attack the pro-life thing.

00:58:12.200 It's like if either side of the two sides.

00:58:15.280 Pro-life or pro-choice.

00:58:16.780 The side that should be upset to the point of like physical violence.

00:58:21.020 Would more likely be the people who are mad about your murdering the unborn.

00:58:25.040 Not the people who are you know.

00:58:27.060 Like isn't it.

00:58:27.580 It's almost the whole thing is backwards.

00:58:29.360 Not the people who are trying to make you deal with the consequences of your own decisions.

00:58:32.260 And like non-birth control and whatever.

00:58:34.640 Yeah.

00:58:35.140 It's like the people.

00:58:36.420 You're ending a life.

00:58:38.400 Yeah.

00:58:38.520 So yeah.

00:58:39.520 This is just another example of how college is a joke.

00:58:42.420 She got arrested I think and fired right.

00:58:44.520 Yeah.

00:58:44.760 So she's fired now.

00:58:45.760 She's arrested.

00:58:46.480 She's in court Thursday.

00:58:48.380 We're filming this the day before release.

00:58:49.940 She's in court today.

00:58:50.820 She had also been some color on the like who this professor is and who's hiring this type

00:58:56.020 of person.

00:58:56.480 She had also been arrested during 2020 George Floyd riots.

00:58:59.680 So it's like there you go.

00:59:00.880 Oh no no big deal.

00:59:02.500 I'll just wait until she holds a machete.

00:59:04.060 My favorite thing is if a New York Post reporter or some reporter who hated you came to your door

00:59:09.920 and was like hey we're looking for comment on this bad thing we caught you doing.

00:59:14.060 It's like click lock the door like oh god they're here.

00:59:17.440 You know you just hide you're like fuck like whatever instead she gives them the best clip

00:59:23.020 and worst thing she could possibly give them shows you how dumb people are these days and

00:59:27.700 so stupid and people and this goes back to our theme of colleges suck and you can't even

00:59:33.020 imagine how dumb some people are.

00:59:35.040 Yeah.

00:59:35.280 You know what I mean.

00:59:35.760 We all think people are smart.

00:59:37.200 Oh you went to college.

00:59:38.040 You must be smart.

00:59:38.860 She's a professor.

00:59:39.620 She must be brilliant.

00:59:40.520 You're a professor.

00:59:41.500 You're an educated black woman.

00:59:43.020 Oh you must be smart.

00:59:43.840 Guys we need to really reevaluate everyone assume everyone's a moron.

00:59:49.520 And what's your trick?

00:59:50.280 What do you do?

00:59:51.440 You've been talking about this.

00:59:53.000 What is it?

00:59:53.520 I forget what you're saying.

00:59:55.020 Fleckus goes.

00:59:56.420 Oh yeah.

00:59:56.760 We were talking about de-escalating or like getting in a fight with someone and then it's

00:59:59.820 like wait before.

01:00:00.720 Yeah go ahead.

01:00:01.260 Yeah it's basically my thing now is like if I ever see any sort of violence or anything

01:00:04.720 like this or if I'm talking to someone.

01:00:06.900 It's getting heated.

01:00:07.820 It's getting heated and they're challenging me.

01:00:09.420 I'm just going to say hey really quick before we go on do you know what three times three

01:00:13.240 times three is and then it's like oh and you know if there's any hesitation and not

01:00:18.080 an idiot 27.

01:00:18.920 You start doing this.

01:00:20.140 You start counting.

01:00:21.420 Then or you pull out your phone or you go nine and go okay this conversation is over.

01:00:26.420 I wish you the best.

01:00:28.020 Peace be with you.

01:00:28.860 I'm going to have to go.

01:00:30.340 All right.

01:00:30.900 That's probably the end of cringe of the week.

01:00:33.740 The lady got arrested right?

01:00:35.080 We said that?

01:00:36.360 Yeah.

01:00:36.480 Yeah.

01:00:36.820 She's arrested.

01:00:37.660 She's in court today.

01:00:38.600 Um you can't guys turns out you can't put a machete to someone's neck and threaten them

01:00:43.220 when they just nicely knocked on your door.

01:00:45.060 Yeah.

01:00:45.560 I thought professors knew that.

01:00:46.840 I was wrong.

01:00:48.360 Exactly.

01:00:48.920 All right.

01:00:49.120 We're moving on to Urban Decay.

01:00:51.820 This week's Urban Decay is a very good one.

01:00:55.220 We have two pages.

01:00:56.500 Let me make sure.

01:00:57.340 We got a lot of stuff today.

01:00:58.580 We have three pages of Urban Decay.

01:01:00.080 I don't know what we're going to do.

01:01:02.060 We'll have to cut some stuff out.

01:01:03.620 All right.

01:01:03.960 Well Bonus Land is going to be lit then.

01:01:05.200 Yeah.

01:01:05.360 Because Bonus Land is going to be lit.

01:01:06.260 A lot of stuff is going to get moved.

01:01:07.440 And Bonus Land is going to be right after this episode is done.

01:01:10.340 It'll be available on Pulse Plus or you can wait till Monday for Patreon but we're getting

01:01:14.360 people off of Patreon onto Pulse Plus.

01:01:16.380 So right now, not right now, but right after this episode is done, Pulse Plus will have

01:01:21.120 Bonus Land.

01:01:21.980 All right.

01:01:22.280 The lady who got her car jumped on.

01:01:24.440 Yeah.

01:01:24.680 This is a common thread for us, at least.

01:01:27.700 We always say we hate takeovers.

01:01:29.680 You should never go to them, blah, blah, blah.

01:01:31.720 This is one lady's experience after a nice Sunday dinner with her husband and her friends.

01:01:35.740 That guy's sweatshirt says, love never fails.

01:01:51.060 Broke your rear windshield.

01:01:52.320 There's a guy in the car.

01:02:12.540 There's a guy in there in the soft top.

01:02:13.960 And it's a soft top.

01:02:16.640 All right.

01:02:17.080 That's good.

01:02:18.040 So the love never fails guy is my favorite.

01:02:20.460 Yep.

01:02:20.600 And there's no police there to stop them.

01:02:23.100 So you can't, you have to get out of the car and try and reason with the mob.

01:02:26.460 Yeah.

01:02:26.860 Reasoning with the mob.

01:02:27.980 And then a lot of the police, like I've seen reports where they, a lot of times with these

01:02:31.200 street takeovers, they say, well, we get the license plate and we investigate the next

01:02:36.260 day.

01:02:37.160 And it's like, what about the people that are stuck in it?

01:02:39.580 Yeah.

01:02:40.360 Like, and then it kind of makes you think like who's in charge, like who's in charge of this

01:02:44.400 town?

01:02:44.880 Is it the cops?

01:02:45.900 No.

01:02:46.760 And it's like, is it the people in the best interest of the people?

01:02:50.720 No, it's these criminals.

01:02:52.160 It's whoever can gather 50 people at one time doing whatever they want.

01:02:56.360 And then it's like, this is like a kind of like a little hello from George Soros.

01:02:59.920 It's like a little George Soros calling card where it's like, you have like these street

01:03:03.060 takeovers, it's chaos.

01:03:04.520 The cops don't do anything, innocent people are hurt and have their property damaged.

01:03:09.680 And it's just a little, Hey, how are you from uncle George?

01:03:12.620 Yeah.

01:03:13.500 Also, if you don't think there's a racial aspect to this, where like a white middle-aged

01:03:17.640 couple who like these people see as an enemy and who had their turn at the country.

01:03:22.620 Yeah.

01:03:22.900 Like if you don't see it as a racial, these are all, all black kids jumping and immediately

01:03:28.000 going to destroying someone's car because of a minor slight.

01:03:31.360 You drove through the takeover, you drove through the open road that we took over, enjoy the,

01:03:38.140 uh, the five grand and damage to your car.

01:03:40.520 And then we saw these people on the news doing a report afterwards and they're doing the facing

01:03:47.280 away from the camera.

01:03:48.420 So like the camera has their backs.

01:03:50.320 They don't even want their identities out there because of this mob and who might retaliate.

01:03:55.180 Exactly.

01:03:55.600 And what you said was exactly true.

01:03:56.840 Like the looting, the street takeovers, the burning down of the businesses, like all this

01:04:01.320 general aggression, it all has like an anti-white sentiment to it.

01:04:05.080 Of course.

01:04:05.940 It's all one thing.

01:04:07.020 It's all like that same, like resentment and like a class struggle.

01:04:10.600 And yeah, it's very ugly and getting worse, especially into the election.

01:04:14.680 Yep.

01:04:14.880 Uh, let's go to the fight at the airport next.

01:04:17.500 Yeah.

01:04:17.880 This is at O'Hare, my hometown airport.

01:04:19.640 Oh, Chicago, that toddling town.

01:04:25.980 Look at this trash.

01:04:27.320 We want to pay specific attention to the white people trying to break up this fight.

01:04:30.660 This guy in the tan in the back, he's just trying to go like, guys, please, no.

01:04:52.640 So this is something that you just can't get involved in.

01:04:55.860 Um, if you're someone who's like innocent and needs help, like I got you, but if, if

01:05:02.420 it's this, it's like, I'm just not even looking.

01:05:05.480 I'm just getting my people out.

01:05:07.100 Yeah.

01:05:07.520 If you, if no, Hey, you see you guys fighting.

01:05:09.580 Does anyone here know what three times, three times three is?

01:05:11.740 No.

01:05:12.700 You don't even have to ask it in the mob situation.

01:05:15.560 So it goes nine and it's like, all right, we're out.

01:05:18.800 And then I just completely get out and yeah, you can't get involved because you want, you

01:05:22.960 want to, if you're like a nice guy, you want to help the innocent.

01:05:25.860 Or if like a woman gets punched or something, you have to go stand up for her.

01:05:28.860 But if it's a situation like that and no one knows math, I am not involved.

01:05:33.340 It's the wild, wild west.

01:05:34.540 And it's like, that's kind of like animal kingdom behavior.

01:05:37.440 And it's like when the group is fighting, like I'm retreating.

01:05:41.940 I have nothing to do with this.

01:05:43.360 I never, I don't fight in an airport.

01:05:45.160 It would never cross my mind, you know?

01:05:47.740 Exactly.

01:05:48.340 And they're at baggage claim.

01:05:49.580 Do you think they just got home from a vacation?

01:05:52.420 I don't know.

01:05:53.140 Well, if you're in baggage claim in Chicago, I'm guessing that means you just got home,

01:05:59.180 right?

01:06:00.200 Maybe.

01:06:00.700 From a Spirit Airlines fight.

01:06:01.140 From a Spirit Airlines fight to maybe a tropical destination.

01:06:03.580 So you went, you went, yeah, you relaxed, you had a good time.

01:06:07.100 And now it's, as soon as you get home, it's time to fight at baggage claim.

01:06:10.060 I just don't get it.

01:06:11.300 And my three times, three times three rule isn't really discriminatory.

01:06:16.780 Is that the right word?

01:06:17.500 Yeah.

01:06:17.660 At all.

01:06:18.480 Yeah.

01:06:18.680 Because you don't have to be rich to know math.

01:06:20.900 You just need to have parents that care.

01:06:23.280 So it's like, there's plenty of poor Chinese kids that have no money, but the kid knows

01:06:27.920 math and becomes doctor.

01:06:29.160 Yeah.

01:06:29.580 The parents run a restaurant and they slave.

01:06:32.300 They work 18 hours a day to put you through school.

01:06:35.820 You become doctor.

01:06:36.680 Yep.

01:06:37.040 And that happens all the time.

01:06:37.980 So it's like, if you're, if you don't know three times, three times three, it's like,

01:06:41.540 no one sat you down and said, Hey, math is important.

01:06:44.560 Maybe I don't even know it that good, but I know you need to know it.

01:06:47.260 Or, Hey, let's read a book for an hour every night.

01:06:50.120 So it's not like a rich thing.

01:06:52.080 It's just like a parents that care thing.

01:06:54.260 And if you have just really bad parents, you're going to have really bad kids.

01:06:57.040 Then those really bad kids are going to do really bad things.

01:06:59.260 And I just can't be involved in that because I had good parents.

01:07:01.800 Yeah.

01:07:02.420 My parents, you know, for me, I don't fight at the airport period.

01:07:05.820 It's not really even an option.

01:07:07.280 It never crosses my mind.

01:07:08.580 Someone could say, like we've said this before.

01:07:10.360 Someone could say the most insulting shit on earth and be like, okay, my Uber's here.

01:07:13.940 I really have to go.

01:07:15.120 Thank you.

01:07:15.580 Yeah.

01:07:15.760 Thanks man.

01:07:16.320 Good luck with that.

01:07:16.840 Goodbye.

01:07:18.420 Exactly.

01:07:19.700 These people want to bring you down to their level.

01:07:22.360 They want you fighting in the airport.

01:07:24.180 They want you like yelling, fuck you motherfucker.

01:07:27.560 And it's like, do not, obviously our show watchers, nobody's going to do anything like that,

01:07:32.140 but don't even try to help.

01:07:34.180 Let them sort it out.

01:07:35.380 Yeah.

01:07:35.600 If you can't do three times, three times three, that's what you get.

01:07:38.400 You get this chaos.

01:07:39.880 Yep.

01:07:40.140 All right.

01:07:40.460 Really quick, Jordan Neely update.

01:07:42.660 His uncle who was trying to collect all the GoFundMe money was arrested the other day

01:07:46.640 for having stolen credit cards.

01:07:48.320 Yeah.

01:07:48.500 The uncle who never helped Jordan Neely while he was having schizophrenic meltdowns on the street

01:07:52.940 is now in the news.

01:07:55.120 He, and actually it's hilarious because he called for no plea deal for Daniel Penny over

01:08:00.800 subway chokehold.

01:08:01.740 And he was arrested in NYC after being caught with knife and several stolen credit cards.

01:08:06.180 So let me just read this actually, because this is pretty funny, the situation.

01:08:12.820 Christopher Neely was arrested Monday night after running away from a police pickpocket

01:08:16.640 team that confronted him at the Port Authority bus terminal.

01:08:19.240 So there's like a incognito pickpocket team who's looking for exactly people like him.

01:08:23.580 At least they have that.

01:08:24.640 Exactly.

01:08:25.180 That's good.

01:08:25.760 Yeah, it's a good step, but I'm sure it's undermanned and the-

01:08:28.640 They probably let him go.

01:08:29.480 Yeah, exactly.

01:08:31.020 Well, so he was wanted for a string of larcenies in Manhattan when he was approached.

01:08:35.540 After police caught up with him, Neely was found with several credit card and debit card

01:08:39.060 bearing other people's names, including at least one that was reportedly stolen during

01:08:42.800 a prior pickpocket.

01:08:44.360 He was also carrying a gravity knife.

01:08:46.480 I don't know what a gravity knife is.

01:08:47.560 Is that like a springy one?

01:08:48.780 Probably.

01:08:50.320 Sources say police charged Neely with criminal possession of stolen property, resisting arrest,

01:08:54.560 bail jumping.

01:08:55.240 So he was out on bail during that, and unlawful possession of a weapon.

01:08:59.900 So just overall good guys in that family.

01:09:02.440 Yeah, another astronaut locked up.

01:09:04.200 Yeah.

01:09:04.620 Another astrophysicist off the streets.

01:09:07.100 We'll never know what he could have accomplished, but-

01:09:09.980 It's interesting that pretty much every single BLM type of thing that the progressives rally

01:09:16.240 around is like a hoax.

01:09:18.520 I know.

01:09:19.300 George Floyd, this guy, every single one is just a hoax that you have to be a moron

01:09:25.220 with your head in the sand to believe.

01:09:27.100 Yeah.

01:09:27.340 And all it is is just going against the straight white Christian males.

01:09:31.180 You know, like that's like the fun of, oh, white people are saying that he actually

01:09:34.640 wasn't a good guy and was being aggressive on the subway, but it's like, I don't want

01:09:38.720 to listen to white people.

01:09:39.820 Another black man's dead.

01:09:41.260 Yep.

01:09:41.400 That's how stupid their thought process is.

01:09:43.300 It's all the progressives.

01:09:44.880 It's ugly.

01:09:47.640 Let's see here.

01:09:48.820 Let's move on.

01:09:53.000 I have an interesting point.

01:09:55.120 You know, reparations are important.

01:09:56.860 Yeah.

01:09:57.100 And you know how like the, going into the elections, like reparations are demanded and then the

01:10:02.880 Democrats kind of promise them, but then always don't deliver.

01:10:06.100 And they just basically string along.

01:10:08.500 It's a carrot, a carrot and a stick, right?

01:10:10.040 It's a carrot and a stick.

01:10:10.760 And they're stringing along like the black population with this like hope of reparations.

01:10:15.100 Couldn't one make the argument that black people owe everyone else reparations because

01:10:19.860 of the crime and violence and stolen bikes?

01:10:22.940 Couldn't one make that argument richer?

01:10:24.800 I think one could make that argument.

01:10:27.300 I'm not saying it's me.

01:10:28.520 I wouldn't make that argument right now on the show, but I could see a pathway to victory

01:10:32.480 where one could make that argument for reverse reparations.

01:10:35.360 It should be reverse reparations.

01:10:36.800 One could say.

01:10:38.080 Yeah.

01:10:38.620 And also I think I saw someone tweeting about this, but I think BLM, the organization, BLM

01:10:44.900 is going bankrupt already.

01:10:46.600 Like they had huge losses.

01:10:47.800 They misspent the money.

01:10:49.600 They're on the teetering on the verge of bankruptcy.

01:10:51.960 So I think that's already like giving us a case study on how reparations might go.

01:10:56.260 Yeah.

01:10:56.820 Like that was within two years.

01:10:58.440 We're back to bankruptcy time.

01:11:00.920 Exactly.

01:11:01.720 So I hope I am sure they'll find a way to get some BLM donations before 24.

01:11:08.120 You think so?

01:11:08.900 I'm sure they'll find a way to ramp it back up.

01:11:11.000 Yeah.

01:11:11.560 All right.

01:11:11.820 Let's move on.

01:11:12.780 Hold on.

01:11:14.720 I will say, and Daniel Perry or Penny, is it?

01:11:19.240 Penny.

01:11:19.740 Daniel Penny.

01:11:21.340 Apologies to Daniel.

01:11:23.380 He, that was the first time I've ever seen his GoFundMe way outperformed the victims.

01:11:28.460 Yeah.

01:11:28.700 GoFundMe.

01:11:29.380 That was great to see.

01:11:30.340 It's like the tides are turning.

01:11:32.280 Boycotts are working.

01:11:33.300 Bud Light is fucked.

01:11:34.600 His GoFundMe is fatter.

01:11:35.900 You know, like people are really sick.

01:11:37.340 There are little signs ticking up and around where people are really sick.

01:11:41.600 Yeah, absolutely.

01:11:43.280 All right.

01:11:43.620 Moving on.

01:11:44.740 The gay guy in San Francisco gets killed by two black people.

01:11:48.200 And he's not, they weren't charged because they're too dumb.

01:11:51.640 Yeah.

01:11:52.060 So.

01:11:53.180 Which is interesting.

01:11:54.060 It's a man and a woman.

01:11:55.860 Two blacks rob and murder a gay white man in Twin Peaks SF.

01:11:59.420 And yesterday they got a mistrial because they argued the shooter was low IQ and high on opioids.

01:12:04.780 They even stipulated they shot the man.

01:12:06.660 So they admitted it in court.

01:12:08.600 Right?

01:12:08.840 They added that Ms. DeCure, who is the sidekick, had a low IQ, a lack of adaptive functioning, and suffers from stress and anxiety.

01:12:16.760 As a consequence, they said she did not act consciously when firing the gun.

01:12:21.260 Yeah.

01:12:21.540 And another quote was they weren't moving with convincing thought.

01:12:25.540 Yeah.

01:12:26.580 So it's like.

01:12:27.940 And the jury was deadlocked.

01:12:29.100 They're going to go to trial again.

01:12:30.980 So we're not saying like this.

01:12:32.260 They got away with it.

01:12:33.100 But like this mistrial happened and the argument is their IQ was too low to understand what they're doing.

01:12:40.300 So like they're too dumb to be sent to jail.

01:12:42.760 But isn't that who should be sent to jail?

01:12:44.640 Yes.

01:12:45.040 People who murdered someone and the reason they did was because they're too dumb to control themselves.

01:12:48.960 Yes.

01:12:49.620 That's who should go to jail.

01:12:50.720 And so a couple little facts here about the case.

01:12:53.280 This guy was 71 years old when he was murdered and he was a photographer and a passionate guy.

01:13:00.360 Like, you know, we do bits on the gay stuff and the gay culture.

01:13:04.180 We have no problem with this guy who's a gay man.

01:13:07.200 You know what I mean?

01:13:07.820 He didn't deserve to die.

01:13:09.200 He's a normal person or close enough to normal.

01:13:13.580 But so they were.

01:13:15.160 He's normal adjacent.

01:13:15.820 So they were smart enough to target an old man who can't defend himself, 71 years old.

01:13:21.120 They're smart enough to recognize the value in a camera that they're looking to flip and sell for opioids.

01:13:26.980 And they're smart enough to know bullet, fire, gun, gun, go, boom.

01:13:31.000 But when it comes to the trial, oh, dude.

01:13:34.280 They're so stupid.

01:13:35.120 I didn't even know what was going on.

01:13:36.500 I couldn't see anything.

01:13:37.480 That's a good point.

01:13:38.160 They're smart enough to know they were stealing a high value item.

01:13:40.600 And target a guy who.

01:13:42.020 And target a guy who's older and weaker.

01:13:43.460 Can't fight back.

01:13:43.960 So it's like, and exactly, these dumb, like, there's always some sort of sob story.

01:13:49.400 Like, he had a 60 IQ and was executed when he barely even knew what was going on.

01:13:54.120 It's like, why did he need to be alive if he's prone to violence and a 60 IQ?

01:13:58.280 That sounds like a recipe for someone who will kill at the drop of a dime, you know?

01:14:03.260 Yeah, that's who should be locked up.

01:14:04.880 Yeah, exactly.

01:14:05.800 So, and I think Mimetic Sisyphus was tweeting about this.

01:14:09.140 He said, the only time the left considers IQ is when they're letting criminals out of jail.

01:14:14.400 Other times, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:14:15.960 You can't say IQ anything.

01:14:17.080 You can't say there are IQ differences between populations, between people, between anything.

01:14:20.900 IQ doesn't matter when you're trying to get a job, right?

01:14:24.220 But the only time it matters is when they want to let someone, a violent criminal, out of jail.

01:14:29.480 Yep, exactly.

01:14:30.660 All right, moving on.

01:14:32.140 There was a person, we're still in Urban Decay.

01:14:34.120 There was a person who said that all the, we're talking about gun crime, how all the

01:14:39.280 red states are the ones that actually have the highest gun crime.

01:14:42.480 Yeah.

01:14:42.660 So what's the original tweet?

01:14:44.680 They said, they have Republicans in charge of their states and their gun laws.

01:14:50.180 The crime rate is higher in red cities.

01:14:52.640 And she lists this thing of St. Louis, Mobile, Birmingham, Baltimore, Memphis, Detroit, Cleveland,

01:14:59.020 New Orleans, Shreveport, Baton Rouge, Little Rock, Oakland.

01:15:02.440 Oh, yeah.

01:15:03.100 Yeah, red, red, New Orleans, red, Baton Rouge, red, Oakland.

01:15:08.160 And then it's interesting because-

01:15:10.320 We're going to, we'll show this in the background, but it just lists everyone's a Democrat.

01:15:13.680 Exactly.

01:15:14.400 So basically it's like the, what the gaslighting claim is, oh, red states are actually the ones

01:15:21.300 with all the gun problems.

01:15:22.620 And then they list all those cities, which are clearly not red cities.

01:15:25.920 And why isn't the crime happening anywhere besides those cities?

01:15:29.720 Shouldn't it be happening all over the state?

01:15:31.220 Yeah.

01:15:31.600 It's just happening in Baton Rouge in Oakland.

01:15:33.680 All those Trump voters should be-

01:15:35.120 Yeah, MAGA country over there.

01:15:37.180 But the real problem is the blue Democrat DAs and the Democrat mayors.

01:15:43.300 Of course.

01:15:43.760 So here in the background, we have every city that's mentioned.

01:15:46.000 And it's basically every single one is a Democrat.

01:15:49.120 The DA is Democrat, a lot of times George Soros backed, and then the mayor is Democrat.

01:15:54.460 And that's why the gun crimes are so high, because they let the criminals go and don't

01:15:59.200 enforce the law.

01:16:00.620 But they try to gaslight us and say it's red states that are the problem.

01:16:04.240 It's a very consistent thing that the left tries to do is own it, own the South.

01:16:08.600 They're like, well, look at this map of who can't read and who's violent.

01:16:12.300 And it's like the South, and it's like, oh, you kind of just said black people, but you

01:16:19.660 didn't know it, you know?

01:16:20.820 Yeah.

01:16:21.140 Because that's who's there.

01:16:23.100 Yeah.

01:16:23.640 Red cities, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

01:16:26.740 Yeah.

01:16:27.220 I don't know if you've ever been to Baton Rouge.

01:16:28.780 Let's go check out the jail in Baton Rouge.

01:16:31.200 All those white guys.

01:16:31.700 See what the dynamics are.

01:16:33.680 So it's kind of like a self-own, but they ignore it.

01:16:36.600 They don't listen to the criticism of the self-own.

01:16:39.260 Yeah, exactly.

01:16:40.760 All right, moving on.

01:16:41.820 There was a black Jamaican woman who had some things to say about American blacks that came

01:16:49.100 to stay at her Airbnb.

01:16:51.680 African people stay here, Jamaican people stay here, white people stay here, Spanish people

01:16:56.260 stay here, and black Americans stay here.

01:16:58.700 I'm not saying not all black Americans are bad, but the ones that came to my place have

01:17:04.480 been nothing but problem.

01:17:06.060 Only two good ones came here, all of them.

01:17:08.500 Fight late at night, not with me, with each other.

01:17:11.100 They're disrespectful, they're entitled, they're unappreciative, and it is that way because

01:17:16.760 America has spoiled them and given them so much free shit, where they didn't come to

01:17:21.220 Jamaica and get the same free shit out here and be nasty about it.

01:17:24.680 I'm not saying all of you are like that, but because of that, I'm not risking my health

01:17:28.800 and my happiness for people.

01:17:30.900 No short-term stay.

01:17:32.660 No short-term stay.

01:17:34.320 It's not going to happen.

01:17:34.900 Interesting.

01:17:35.480 Isn't it interesting that any critique of black population in order to be received properly

01:17:43.040 or can be said without saying, oh, you're racist, has to come from a black person?

01:17:48.060 You have to like launder it through this lady?

01:17:50.120 Yeah.

01:17:50.580 You have to launder it through a black person to say a criticism of an entire population.

01:17:55.400 Yeah.

01:17:55.620 You can't notice the pattern on your own, but once she does, you can go, oh, okay.

01:17:59.740 I, that's plausible.

01:18:01.780 Yeah.

01:18:02.420 Um, which is actually funny because do you want to go to the Ann Coulter thing?

01:18:06.420 Yeah, Ann Coulter had a funny tweet too.

01:18:08.000 Ann Coulter said, NAACP issues warning to African Americans to avoid visiting Florida.

01:18:12.820 Employees in restaurants and tourism industry brace for a 0% drop in tips.

01:18:17.800 So she's just saying like the, the old trope that black people don't tip well.

01:18:22.020 Yeah.

01:18:22.480 Which is like a common thing.

01:18:24.220 Like that's, you talk about servers, whatever.

01:18:27.220 And so I was looking at this, somebody posted Ann Coulter's tweet on Reddit being like, oh,

01:18:32.640 she's just outright racist now.

01:18:34.500 Yeah.

01:18:34.860 And I was surprised that a lot of the Reddit comments were like, eh, she cooked us on this

01:18:39.360 one.

01:18:39.740 And they were like, eh, I agree.

01:18:41.880 But a lot of the comments were exactly what you said.

01:18:44.640 People were being like, I worked with a black server waiting tables.

01:18:48.340 He used to call the tables of black people grenades because they'd blow up in your face.

01:18:52.360 And it was all wandered through a black person's opinion.

01:18:56.640 Yeah.

01:18:56.960 You know what I mean?

01:18:57.720 You had to launder it.

01:18:58.500 And so, um, uh, I don't know who's a waiter, any waiters or waitresses here.

01:19:04.340 Did anybody have an experience?

01:19:05.600 Who was the worst tippers?

01:19:07.000 I don't know.

01:19:07.700 I've never been a waiter.

01:19:08.820 Maybe.

01:19:09.280 But I've heard a lot.

01:19:10.240 Yeah.

01:19:10.540 I've heard this a million times, but it's like, I'm thinking if I'm like thinking like

01:19:14.560 Tariq Nasheed, right?

01:19:16.080 Yeah.

01:19:16.340 Suspected white supremacist Austin Fleckis.

01:19:18.680 Yeah.

01:19:18.980 So I'm thinking like Tariq Nasheed, maybe I would think that black people are actually

01:19:24.840 good tippers, but all the staff thinks they're bad tippers because of like a racist stereotype.

01:19:30.820 And then they avoid those tables and don't do as good of service on those tables because

01:19:35.780 they think they're bad tippers.

01:19:37.280 And then they end up being badly tipped because of that bad service.

01:19:41.400 It's a self-fulfilling.

01:19:42.700 It's a self-fulfilling thing.

01:19:43.900 It's a preconceived notion.

01:19:45.120 It's a stereotype that ain't true.

01:19:46.760 And then you act like it is true and then you end up doing bad service and then you

01:19:50.180 get a bad tip and go, oh, see, I was right.

01:19:52.700 That's how Tariq Nasheed would probably explain it.

01:19:54.740 Yeah.

01:19:54.860 He'd frame it really well.

01:19:56.160 Really educated.

01:19:57.180 Yeah, exactly.

01:19:58.320 All right.

01:19:58.740 Last piece of urban decay.

01:20:03.320 The man trap.

01:20:04.680 The guy tries to set some man trap, which is probably illegal to do.

01:20:08.060 This is not in America, I don't think.

01:20:09.520 It's Australia, it sounds like.

01:20:11.140 This guy coming up to a jet ski, eh?

01:20:13.600 He goes, oh, I could use this jet ski.

01:20:16.180 I could take it for myself.

01:20:17.980 No one's protecting it.

01:20:20.960 And he falls in the man trap.

01:20:25.100 But here in America.

01:20:26.600 He goes, oh, my fucking knee.

01:20:29.120 Here in America, that guy gets let go.

01:20:32.200 And then the person who set the man trap is probably going to go to jail.

01:20:34.780 Oh, for sure.

01:20:35.540 You can't do that, you know?

01:20:37.700 It's like imagine explaining to your grandfather who fought in a war why you can't.

01:20:42.560 You can't man trap someone stealing your property.

01:20:45.580 Imagine explaining that.

01:20:46.720 Well, we can't get too depressed.

01:20:48.040 We can't get too down.

01:20:49.340 Let's move on to some uplifting gold.

01:20:51.440 We have great uplifting gold that's going to make everybody happy.

01:20:54.420 I think we're still on schedule.

01:20:56.220 Do you?

01:20:57.080 Well, we cut some stuff.

01:20:59.180 But that's going to be in Bonusland, which is going to be on Pulse Plus in just a few minutes after this.

01:21:03.220 Immediately after the show.

01:21:04.140 So sign up for Pulse Plus, support us.

01:21:06.300 It'll go a long way.

01:21:07.380 All right.

01:21:07.840 Thank you.

01:21:08.320 Let's get into the guy riding the bike.

01:21:10.640 The dog smells the pole.

01:21:14.000 Praying he doesn't stop to smell the pole.

01:21:18.820 He's got completely wrecked.

01:21:20.780 You shouldn't be riding with a dog like that if you don't know how he's going to handle it.

01:21:24.040 You tied the leash to a handle that can just go like this to you, not your seats or anything like that you might be able to save yourself with.

01:21:31.160 Just yank the dog.

01:21:32.180 Again, people are dumber than you think.

01:21:34.840 Pretty much everyone's stupid.

01:21:37.320 All right.

01:21:38.040 The Golden Singers.

01:21:40.000 This is uplifting gold in a more literal sense.

01:21:54.180 That's good.

01:21:54.980 That's just gold because they're covered in gold paint.

01:21:57.360 Oh, okay.

01:21:58.120 Thank you.

01:21:58.700 You get it?

01:21:59.260 Obvious uplifting gold.

01:22:00.580 And it's actually down low gold.

01:22:02.220 It's downlifting gold because they're so small.

01:22:04.560 Oh, interesting.

01:22:05.520 I didn't even think of to judge them on their size.

01:22:08.840 All right.

01:22:09.600 Kids saved by the empire in the tornado.

01:22:11.600 Yeah.

01:22:12.080 This is a near death experience.

01:22:14.280 This is uplifting.

01:22:15.080 A little dirt devil.

01:22:18.740 The umpire saves him.

01:22:22.720 That's uplifting.

01:22:23.660 That's Americana.

01:22:24.600 A little dust bowl at the baseball game.

01:22:27.080 Good for the ump.

01:22:28.240 Yep.

01:22:28.580 Speaking of baseball, did you know that there's male softball leagues that are really competitive?

01:22:33.500 No.

01:22:33.860 I had no idea, actually, before you sent me these.

01:22:36.040 So, neither did I, um, and I'm an athletic guy.

01:22:40.780 I, I played college football, so did Richard Rappoy.

01:22:43.260 I can throw a football 55 yards from my knees, from my knees.

01:22:48.200 I've done that on camera.

01:22:49.200 Those who know, know.

01:22:50.220 I'm athletic, right?

01:22:51.440 Mm-hmm.

01:22:51.640 I want no part of whatever this softball thing is.

01:22:55.860 You want the hitting guys?

01:22:56.960 Yeah.

01:22:59.320 It's called the hot corner.

01:23:01.320 Look at this.

01:23:01.920 Jeez.

01:23:06.580 Boom.

01:23:07.480 Just whipping it.

01:23:14.280 I want nothing to do with that.

01:23:16.740 There's a guy pitching, too.

01:23:18.580 Pitching underhand.

01:23:19.780 Look at this.

01:23:24.480 Nothing to do with that.

01:23:26.940 Zero interest in playing softball like that.

01:23:30.560 All right, let's move on.

01:23:31.580 I get it.

01:23:31.920 I get it.

01:23:32.220 You get it, right?

01:23:32.820 Yeah.

01:23:33.100 I just never saw anything like that.

01:23:34.740 It's fast.

01:23:35.620 Guy changes the light bulbs in the tower.

01:23:38.200 Yeah, this is a video that goes viral once every six months.

01:23:42.860 Yeah, we have no audio for it because of copyright reasons,

01:23:46.660 but this guy climbs this tower once every six months.

01:23:51.320 He's paid $20,000 per climb, and he changes the bulb at the top.

01:23:57.180 If I did that, I would just jump off and parachute off, I think.

01:24:02.140 Ooh.

01:24:03.040 I would go up, change the bulb, parachute off.

01:24:07.240 This is a good gig.

01:24:09.040 20K?

01:24:09.560 Come on, man.

01:24:10.500 And all he does is he has two little harnesses that he hooks on.

01:24:14.980 This is the hard part.

01:24:16.240 Yeah.

01:24:16.540 It gets sketchy at the top.

01:24:17.900 Why don't they just do a ladder all the way up?

01:24:20.860 And here he goes.

01:24:21.500 Imagine he drops the bulb, takes a selfie.

01:24:25.500 Look at that, though.

01:24:26.400 Oh, they got the drone up.

01:24:27.400 I don't like that.

01:24:30.140 But imagine just jumping off at the end and just parachuting.

01:24:33.600 That'd be so much easier.

01:24:35.120 Fair.

01:24:35.940 Fair.

01:24:37.360 Kid crashes car.

01:24:37.980 You've thought about this a lot, clearly.

01:24:39.980 Kid crashes car with dad.

01:24:41.960 This video, it's in Uplifting Gold, but it made me furious for some reason.

01:24:45.920 Hmm.

01:24:46.480 That's weird.

01:24:47.220 Yeah.

01:24:49.000 Come on.

01:24:50.400 Come on.

01:24:51.240 Come on.

01:24:51.720 Come on.

01:24:51.800 Come on.

01:24:51.980 Come on.

01:24:52.440 Come on.

01:24:52.920 Come on.

01:24:53.260 Come on.

01:24:57.400 Sorry.

01:25:00.780 It's all right.

01:25:01.640 It's no problem.

01:25:03.820 It's all right.

01:25:05.960 That's just what happens when you teach your kid to drive sometimes.

01:25:08.700 Have you got a little spaz kid who's got glasses?

01:25:10.600 Yeah.

01:25:11.120 I don't know.

01:25:11.760 That made me mad.

01:25:12.620 The kid didn't even care.

01:25:14.320 The kid didn't even care, and then the dad should have been mad.

01:25:17.520 I don't know.

01:25:18.560 The dynamics felt fake to me.

01:25:20.260 Like, I didn't like it.

01:25:21.180 You know what I mean?

01:25:21.700 Yeah, I can see that.

01:25:22.660 I can't relate to that.

01:25:24.300 Exactly.

01:25:24.780 I can't relate to that at all.

01:25:25.820 But it's nice that the dad didn't care, and everyone's safe, and you learn how to drive.

01:25:29.160 There's some, you know, learning curve to it.

01:25:31.360 Sure.

01:25:31.760 But I can't relate.

01:25:32.640 I can't relate.

01:25:33.320 And I guess you also found out your son does not have that dog in him.

01:25:36.160 Yeah.

01:25:36.480 He's not really athletic.

01:25:37.640 He's got those goofy glasses.

01:25:39.300 So.

01:25:39.840 I was an easy, I was easy to train to drive the car.

01:25:43.500 Yeah.

01:25:43.900 I was very good at it.

01:25:45.040 I was merging in traffic.

01:25:46.600 I knew how to do everything.

01:25:48.260 Like I said, I was very athletic.

01:25:50.660 All right.

01:25:50.940 The girl who says when for the cheese.

01:25:52.580 This is probably my favorite clip.

01:25:56.260 Okay.

01:25:56.600 You tell me when, all right?

01:25:57.800 Yeah.

01:26:01.680 Stop.

01:26:02.360 Straight into my room.

01:26:03.440 Straight into your water?

01:26:04.780 Absolutely, ma'am.

01:26:05.640 You got it.

01:26:06.080 Tell me when.

01:26:07.400 Stop.

01:26:08.680 Straight into my room.

01:26:10.440 Oh, why certainly?

01:26:13.920 Is that enough, ma'am?

01:26:15.820 Okay.

01:26:17.580 That's good.

01:26:18.320 Yeah.

01:26:18.600 All right.

01:26:19.080 We're going to have a nice Olive Garden lady plays the game.

01:26:21.400 Yeah.

01:26:21.820 That's nice uplifting stuff.

01:26:23.160 I like that.

01:26:23.860 Don't get too depressed about all the crime and the people getting pushed in front of the

01:26:27.340 subways or whatever.

01:26:28.340 And how dumb most of society is now and how even the college professors are idiots and

01:26:32.500 people with low IQs are demanding $3 million just for nothing.

01:26:38.020 And you know, all that weird stuff that's going on in the world.

01:26:40.440 Yeah.

01:26:40.700 College is $70,000 a year and no one knows anything.

01:26:43.520 And the professor's a criminal and she threatens people with machetes and needs to go to jail and

01:26:48.840 has court dates and stuff.

01:26:50.040 Just don't worry about that.

01:26:50.980 Don't, don't focus on that too much.

01:26:52.680 Yeah.

01:26:53.040 Don't, don't focus on that.

01:26:54.400 All right.

01:26:54.600 Last one.

01:26:55.140 The kid rodeo.

01:26:56.700 Oh yeah.

01:26:57.160 Last clip.

01:26:57.900 True uplifting here.

01:27:02.040 Four years old.

01:27:03.100 There he is.

01:27:03.720 There he is.

01:27:04.100 There he is.

01:27:04.520 Oh, he's got to do attention.

01:27:05.940 Oh, he's got to do attention to pick him up and put him back up.

01:27:10.100 Come on, let's make some noise.

01:27:12.820 There he is.

01:27:13.820 Oh, he's got to do attention to pick him up.

01:27:17.180 there we go isn't that nice isn't that uplifting that's a good activity all right well that's the

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