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00:00:49.780 Today on the show, we're going to end the eating with your hands debate once and for all.

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00:03:43.460 Hey, it's Friday.

00:03:44.460 Yeah.

00:03:44.960 First things first.

00:03:47.520 Money spread.

00:03:49.760 Money spread?

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00:03:52.580 Ah, that's $1,100. 1.00

00:03:54.980 I got $1,100 on me right now.

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00:03:59.400 Did it feel good? 1.00

00:04:00.380 Shit. 1.00

00:04:01.600 This should be an urban decay. 1.00

00:04:03.080 Yeah, it should be.

00:04:03.820 It feels really good to have that cash.

00:04:05.300 Well, it's actually yours.

00:04:06.160 Thank you.

00:04:06.940 I lent him money to do a money spread.

00:04:09.560 So there you go, buddy.

00:04:10.800 He wanted to do it.

00:04:11.600 I said I was doing it before we filmed, and he said I want to do it on camera.

00:04:15.140 So there you go.

00:04:15.900 $1,100 money spread.

00:04:17.140 Do you feel good?

00:04:17.720 We're doing pretty good over here.

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00:04:21.820 Yeah, we on the up and up.

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00:04:25.400 Well, I was going to say, speaking of money, we raised money last episode for the, are you

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00:04:33.540 Liam got the money that his family needed to get the procedure done.

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00:04:39.300 A handshake to the audience.

00:04:40.300 It was all the audience.

00:04:41.220 Good job, guys.

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00:04:43.420 That was a great cause, and it feels good to help a fellow show watcher, especially a kid.

00:04:47.780 Yeah.

00:04:48.000 So send us a money spread before you start paying for the open heart surgery. 0.94

00:04:51.220 We need to see a money spread.

00:04:53.020 Yeah.

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00:04:58.080 Yep.

00:04:58.620 All right.

00:04:59.020 Let's get right into the show.

00:05:00.160 Okay.

00:05:00.520 Nothing crazy.

00:05:01.240 It's Friday.

00:05:01.780 So we're going to have the Friday energy, and we have a good show.

00:05:05.520 Yeah.

00:05:05.880 Are you having doubts?

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00:05:09.700 The AI video that I made for Final Page of Housekeeping is some of my best work.

00:05:13.860 Yeah.

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00:05:27.840 All right.

00:05:28.180 Let's get to some serious news.

00:05:29.560 There was a mass shooting.

00:05:30.860 Yeah. 0.96

00:05:32.040 At a military base at Fort Stewart, and the shooter was black. 0.76

00:05:37.460 Yeah.

00:05:38.120 And his name is Cornelius with a Q.

00:05:40.460 I didn't know that could happen.

00:05:42.220 Cornelius Radford, 28-year-old Army sergeant.

00:05:44.480 He shot five people, and no one died.

00:05:47.520 That was the leading indicator.

00:05:48.560 Which is consistent.

00:05:49.720 Yes.

00:05:50.100 Whenever there's a lot of people shot and not a lot of people dead, it's usually a certain

00:05:54.880 type of person letting the thing talk.

00:05:56.380 And this guy, look at his picture. 1.00

00:05:58.360 He looks dumb. 0.99

00:05:59.160 He doesn't, and you know, that could be construed as racist, but I think some black people look 1.00

00:06:06.260 smart.

00:06:06.740 You go, that's a smart black guy. 0.89

00:06:08.140 Yeah.

00:06:08.380 He's going to work an office job.

00:06:10.560 He's probably, you know, he knows how to work Microsoft Excel.

00:06:13.360 This guy looks like a stew-stew.

00:06:15.080 And if you look at him and you say, oh, that's racist, but like, just look at the picture. 0.91

00:06:19.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:19.680 He looks dumb. 1.00

00:06:20.820 Get the vibe, you judge. 1.00

00:06:22.820 I think he looks dumb. 1.00

00:06:23.960 I think he looks dumb. 0.99

00:06:25.020 And obviously, because, you know, it's Cornelius with the Q, that's why the story went to zero 0.99

00:06:29.940 so fast.

00:06:30.620 Exactly.

00:06:31.060 Everyone was talking about it.

00:06:32.200 Oh, Fort Stewart's on lockdown.

00:06:33.740 There's a shooter.

00:06:34.520 What were the motives?

00:06:35.460 And then it's building, it's building. 1.00

00:06:36.960 Dumb black guy. 1.00

00:06:37.660 Cornelius with the Q. 1.00

00:06:38.620 Yeah.

00:06:39.040 Back to zero.

00:06:39.740 No one talk about it ever again.

00:06:41.540 Standard.

00:06:42.120 All right.

00:06:42.320 Let's get to some good news.

00:06:43.940 We have some subpoenas that are going out for the Hillary Clinton Obama crew.

00:06:48.400 Can you give that a read, please?

00:06:49.500 Yeah.

00:06:49.640 The House Oversight Committee is compelling the following individuals to appear for depositions

00:06:53.880 through the subpoenas.

00:06:55.780 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Merrick Garland, former U.S. Attorney General,

00:07:02.260 FBI Director James Comey, former Attorney General Bill Barr, former Attorney General Alberto

00:07:09.600 Gonzalez, Jeff Sessions, Robert Mueller, Loretta Lynch, and Eric Holder.

00:07:14.760 So all the big names and all the big scandals over the past few administrations.

00:07:19.780 The hitters.

00:07:20.500 Yeah, pretty much.

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00:08:56.660 I got a feeling this is going to be some strongly worded letter vibes.

00:09:01.040 Like, we're going to have some Republicans ask you some mean questions, and then they're

00:09:05.040 just going to kind of skirt around it.

00:09:06.560 You know, these types of humiliation rituals from the House Oversight Committee with no 1.00

00:09:12.520 teeth is what it seems to be happening recently.

00:09:14.800 No one ever does anything.

00:09:16.080 That's kind of a, yeah.

00:09:17.020 But I'm not black-pilled.

00:09:18.240 But.

00:09:18.840 I'm just realistic.

00:09:19.940 No one ever, nothing ever happens, right, in regards to punishing our political opponents.

00:09:24.180 And the one case where it seems something happened was with Trump.

00:09:28.600 He was constantly in court, actually fighting for his life.

00:09:31.240 That's how they do it.

00:09:32.240 Debanked.

00:09:32.680 Yeah, I know.

00:09:33.200 So I want to see it, I want to see the whip in the other hand, the glove on the other

00:09:37.200 foot, or whatever the phrase is.

00:09:38.620 Hand in the other shoe.

00:09:39.740 Something.

00:09:40.440 Yeah.

00:09:40.740 Something.

00:09:41.320 And then we have an update from Robert Mueller.

00:09:43.540 They went to, I guess, give him the subpoena, and he's in an old person memory care facility.

00:09:49.360 Yeah, former FBI Director Robert Mueller, special counsel courted to investigate President Trump

00:09:54.260 is now reportedly living in a memory care facility.

00:09:57.840 Wow. 1.00

00:09:58.120 He's dumb now. 1.00

00:09:59.860 Well, that's their favorite kind of patsy, is, you know, like the elderly, mentally declining, borderline, 1.00

00:10:08.000 what's it called when you forget everything?

00:10:10.020 Senile?

00:10:10.660 Senile, but what's the other one?

00:10:12.500 Is this you?

00:10:14.320 Alzheimer's?

00:10:14.960 Alzheimer's.

00:10:15.360 I was going to say, what's the word?

00:10:16.300 It's escaping me.

00:10:17.120 Do you need to go to a memory care facility?

00:10:18.800 No, I can remember everything from 20 years ago perfectly.

00:10:22.680 How much was in the money spread?

00:10:24.320 $1,100.

00:10:25.060 Okay.

00:10:25.780 But they go to the, he's in a memory care facility because he has Alzheimer's.

00:10:29.680 And that's probably why they liked him so much to do all the bad stuff.

00:10:34.080 Like when they ran Biden in 2020, they probably said, let's do the Mueller playbook.

00:10:38.520 And everyone knew exactly what that meant.

00:10:40.220 Yeah.

00:10:40.760 And then imagine trying to figure out like who did something in the Biden administration

00:10:44.840 that has a Biden auto pen signature on it.

00:10:47.500 And it's like, Mr. Biden, do you remember, do you recall January 28th, 2023?

00:10:52.680 And he'd go, no, like that's kind of, you're right.

00:10:56.320 Or Robert Mueller.

00:10:57.220 And then he's just kind of just like an old man who was in over his skis while a bunch of

00:11:01.940 people were beneath him doing illegal stuff that he didn't maybe fully understand.

00:11:06.540 Yeah.

00:11:06.660 But his signatures on the important papers and stuff like that.

00:11:09.480 Now he's in a memory care facility.

00:11:10.820 That's what I think happened.

00:11:11.960 Yeah.

00:11:12.360 All right.

00:11:12.680 Now we have another story from this week.

00:11:15.300 A bunch of crime obviously takes place in DC on the daily, but this time it affected someone

00:11:20.460 from Doge, that guy, Big Balls.

00:11:22.400 Yeah.

00:11:22.780 The guy, the only Doge person you pretty much know other than Elon Musk happened to get

00:11:28.080 involved in this.

00:11:29.020 Ed Corristine, a.k.a. Big Balls.

00:11:33.080 I see why he has a nickname now, Corristine, was the Doge hero who saved a woman being assaulted

00:11:39.160 in her car in DC.

00:11:41.420 Multiple teens surrounded the woman's car and attempted to carjack her and Big Balls stepped 1.00

00:11:45.520 in to save her, and this picture kind of went viral of him all bloody and beaten up, and

00:11:51.680 he got a concussion.

00:11:53.420 And it's an interesting thing.

00:11:55.000 Props to him for doing it, but it's like, Big Balls, he's a hero, and he's beaten to 0.99

00:11:58.500 shit on the ground. 1.00

00:11:59.900 He's kind of a, you know, you got the shit kicked out of you. 1.00

00:12:03.600 You did intervene, which was the right thing to do. 0.99

00:12:06.120 But it's funny.

00:12:07.080 The hero picture is not like in a superhero movie.

00:12:10.140 You're the one of the henchmen number nine.

00:12:12.740 Yeah.

00:12:13.020 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:12:14.560 And you weren't going to say that, but I kind of had to.

00:12:17.080 Yeah, I like Big Balls.

00:12:18.380 For sure.

00:12:18.940 Great move. 0.99

00:12:20.100 But he got the shit kicked out of him, right? 0.99

00:12:21.780 Richard Hazel, for some reason. 0.99

00:12:23.120 And then Trump had a, Trump wanted to say it.

00:12:27.500 Trump almost, he said, crime in Washington, DC is totally out of control.

00:12:32.220 Local youths and gang members, some only 14, 15, and 16-year-olds are randomly attacking,

00:12:37.760 mugging, maiming, and shooting innocent civilians.

00:12:40.540 I'm not going to read his full statement, but the youths, in quotes.

00:12:45.000 He's alluding to the fatigue.

00:12:47.460 Exactly.

00:12:48.560 Youths.

00:12:49.000 And a lot of the people, obviously, who do these carjackings, according to the New York

00:12:52.320 Post, minors account for half of DC's carjacking arrests since 2023.

00:12:57.600 Yeah.

00:12:58.040 So, including pint-sized perps as young as 12.

00:13:02.280 So, that's what's going on in DC.

00:13:04.140 No one gets arrested.

00:13:05.060 No one gets in real trouble.

00:13:06.500 Everyone's running around doing whatever they want.

00:13:08.640 And it's actually leading to Trump wanting to federalize DC as a whole.

00:13:13.760 Yeah.

00:13:14.040 Breaking President Trump says he is considering taking command of the DC Metro Police Department,

00:13:19.060 just picking up the crown from the gutter.

00:13:21.020 And it's a hellhole.

00:13:23.600 And we have some stats here from NWokeness.

00:13:25.960 The capital homicide rates, just capitals of various countries.

00:13:29.440 DC is 41 per 100,000.

00:13:32.220 Lima, Peru, 7 per 100,000.

00:13:34.840 Cuba, Havana, Cuba, 4 per 100,000.

00:13:38.240 Nairobi, Kenya, 5 per 100,000.

00:13:40.960 And the list goes on and on.

00:13:42.020 Like, we're like 5, 6, 7, 8x bad countries.

00:13:47.560 The United States, supposed to be the first world, has a particularly bad capital. 0.99

00:13:52.180 And it's just all black youths. 0.99

00:13:54.840 It's all black people. 1.00

00:13:56.080 We know it's heavily black, obviously. 0.77

00:13:57.780 It's all those federal employees.

00:13:59.340 Yeah.

00:13:59.900 And then their kids who are out carjacking with their friends.

00:14:03.500 And it's all repeat offenders. 0.99

00:14:05.220 And then Big Balz gets the shit kicked out of him. 0.99

00:14:07.240 And he was trying to help. 0.99

00:14:08.180 I know.

00:14:08.740 Sad.

00:14:09.140 Yeah.

00:14:09.680 So, I mean, something needs to happen.

00:14:11.440 And that's the thing.

00:14:13.200 We've talked about there's kind of the two-pronged attack, like let the cities fail on their own,

00:14:19.240 show people how bad it gets.

00:14:20.900 I'm tired of that.

00:14:22.040 And while we have the power, the federal level power, just force these cities to do things

00:14:26.780 to clean up because there's very simple things that can happen.

00:14:30.040 Yeah.

00:14:30.240 Because imagine Trump does take control of DC and then he does like the El Salvador approach

00:14:35.640 where it's like, all right, you get in trouble, you're going to jail.

00:14:38.540 That's it.

00:14:39.160 It's not even like a complicated solve. 0.97

00:14:42.360 It's not like, holy shit, a new way of policing. 0.96

00:14:44.740 Yeah. 0.97

00:14:44.880 We're going to change the rate to this percent and then we're going to do this.

00:14:47.320 It's like, no, we're going to put the people who break the law and are violent in jail.

00:14:51.180 Yeah.

00:14:51.860 So if Trump does that and you can get the DC crime rate to drop significantly, that would

00:14:56.840 actually be a good thing to show the whole country.

00:14:58.900 And then anyone else who's living in a Democrat city with horrible crime will go, why can't

00:15:03.820 we just do what Trump did in two months?

00:15:06.240 Yeah.

00:15:06.640 And then again, we've talked about the second order effect of locking up these criminals.

00:15:10.860 And it's like, if you get a carjacking, you know, a guy on his second carjacking and then

00:15:16.600 you lock him up for an extended sentence, then he's not having criminal out of wedlock children

00:15:21.080 for a 10 year period.

00:15:22.400 That's a good point. 0.99

00:15:22.900 And then the next generation doesn't have to deal with some scumbag. 0.99

00:15:26.100 It's generational. 1.00

00:15:27.040 Yeah.

00:15:27.200 And then a lot of the Democrat talking heads, they pretend to not know what the root cause

00:15:34.260 of all this violence is.

00:15:35.760 We have an example here.

00:15:36.980 Brian Krasenstein went to Japan and he had a lot to report back on how it's so much better

00:15:41.580 than America.

00:15:42.340 And listen to what he said.

00:15:43.260 Yeah.

00:15:43.460 I just returned from two weeks in Japan and I have to be honest, it really opened my

00:15:46.840 eyes to how far the U.S. is falling in so many basic ways.

00:15:51.380 Some things that stood out in two weeks across some of Japan's most densely populated cities,

00:15:56.380 I saw only two visibly homeless people.

00:15:59.520 I saw one person who appeared to be struggling with addiction.

00:16:02.680 High speed rail made affordable, clean, efficient transportation the norm, not a fantasy.

00:16:08.180 I never once felt unsafe letting my kids walk freely beside me in public.

00:16:12.740 Despite having far fewer public trash cans, Japan's street, streets had a fraction of the

00:16:17.940 litter.

00:16:18.620 The country's reduced income inequality was visible everywhere from housing to public services.

00:16:23.020 And he kind of says all these things and pretends to not know why that is.

00:16:29.040 Yeah.

00:16:29.520 And here's a hint.

00:16:31.600 98% of Japan is Japanese.

00:16:34.140 Yeah.

00:16:34.380 It's a homogenous society that's disciplined and a high IQ group and they don't let migrants 1.00

00:16:40.800 or drug addicts win.

00:16:42.900 Yeah.

00:16:43.340 With their policies, you know.

00:16:44.920 That's the key takeaway. 0.99

00:16:46.560 And give up Tokyo to street rats. 0.97

00:16:48.620 And go, oh, they're just down on their luck. 0.96

00:16:51.240 They need some help too.

00:16:52.360 And who should we prioritize for the city?

00:16:55.220 The kids and the teachers and the nice people or the guy doing heroin right now on the street?

00:17:00.740 Yeah.

00:17:00.940 Pretty simple.

00:17:01.700 Yeah.

00:17:01.860 It's very simple.

00:17:02.600 They chose correct. 0.93

00:17:03.620 And then you go there and you go, whoa, I got mind blown.

00:17:07.780 My eyes are open.

00:17:08.780 And that's the thing too.

00:17:09.700 We've talked about this a bunch is how the decay happens slowly like across the West Coast cities 0.88

00:17:15.020 and then there's shit on the ground and there's homeless and there's tents.

00:17:17.960 It happens slowly and then people are like, well, this is the only way I've known life. 0.97

00:17:23.240 Yeah.

00:17:23.420 I'm 22 years old.

00:17:24.500 It's always been like that.

00:17:25.660 That's how the cities are.

00:17:27.060 Japan doesn't give needles to people and then decriminalize doing drugs in the open.

00:17:31.620 Yeah.

00:17:32.960 Isn't that like common sense?

00:17:34.560 Yeah.

00:17:35.140 You know, like, oh, everyone's doing drugs in San Francisco.

00:17:37.600 Yeah.

00:17:37.860 The city gave them the needles and they don't get in trouble for doing it.

00:17:41.300 What do you think they're going to do?

00:17:42.600 They're drug addicts. 0.65

00:17:43.620 Yeah.

00:17:43.700 We have an example here of how the 2% are treated in Japan. 0.72

00:17:48.380 This guy is rudely talking on the phone on the subway.

00:17:53.380 Excuse me, sir.

00:17:54.660 It's very, how can I say it?

00:17:58.120 Japanese people don't make calls in San Francisco.

00:18:00.340 We don't.

00:18:00.900 Wait a minute.

00:18:01.580 Just let me know.

00:18:07.200 So he doesn't listen, but if someone's talking on the phone, something as simple as that,

00:18:12.700 which is like completely allowed in our society, there's someone who's going to come over and

00:18:16.940 go, hey, get off the phone.

00:18:18.560 We don't do that on the subway.

00:18:19.640 It's rude.

00:18:20.420 So that's the big difference.

00:18:21.920 Yep.

00:18:22.560 All right.

00:18:23.040 Next, we have a little bit of a struggling American section.

00:18:26.300 We have a couple examples here of just everyday Americans struggling for different reasons.

00:18:30.400 Uh, the first guy is being affected by healthcare premiums.

00:18:34.040 What are you pissed about now?

00:18:38.420 Same thing two years in a row.

00:18:40.060 I got a raise.

00:18:41.460 It was awesome. 1.00

00:18:42.960 And Blue Cross Blue Shield got word that I got a raise and said, oh, fuck that. 0.98

00:18:49.300 I want all the raise plus $217 a month. 0.98

00:18:55.820 Insurance premiums are up 91%.

00:18:59.520 So you get a raise, which is good.

00:19:02.480 And then the insurance is like, oh, no.

00:19:05.160 It's like a cake with nuts in it.

00:19:07.860 It's like free pop. 1.00

00:19:09.560 And you get up there and it's fucking Pepsi. 0.99

00:19:11.860 I've already talked about that. 0.99

00:19:13.380 I get it. 1.00

00:19:13.800 It's Serpy and it tastes like shit. 1.00

00:19:14.880 Yeah, that Pepsi one actually resonates with you. 1.00

00:19:16.780 I know that.

00:19:18.100 You go to the store and they go, is Diet Pepsi okay?

00:19:20.760 But basically, yeah.

00:19:22.060 But basically the guy got two raises two years in a row.

00:19:24.420 And both times his insurance premiums ate away at what should have been a raise for him.

00:19:29.560 More money in his pocket.

00:19:30.700 It just ended up going to his health insurance, right?

00:19:33.260 And yeah.

00:19:33.980 And it's just another example of our systems working against us.

00:19:36.700 And then how many examples have we shown on the show where illegals are getting free healthcare?

00:19:41.860 Yeah.

00:19:42.620 Migrants. 0.98

00:19:43.020 And this might not be direct migrants, but hospitals who offer care to migrants and then

00:19:49.320 have to like charge it off because they can't collect on it or underinsured people.

00:19:54.800 And then they're like, well, we'll just make it up from people who have insurance by kind

00:19:58.280 of charging them more and increasing our costs here and there.

00:20:01.420 This guy who drives a truck got a raise.

00:20:03.280 We'll just take that money.

00:20:04.340 We'll just take that.

00:20:05.560 Oh, you're covered, Juan.

00:20:07.280 You just came over.

00:20:08.600 Bring your ninos. 0.83

00:20:09.380 Yeah.

00:20:09.980 And so, I mean, it's a similar concept to the auto insurance raising.

00:20:13.680 All these uninsured, drunk, Modelo drinking drivers.

00:20:17.280 And then the same thing is happening at the hospital with scale.

00:20:20.360 But you can't really.

00:20:21.780 And the left will be like, you can't connect.

00:20:23.820 Those two things are completely unrelated.

00:20:26.240 But obviously, it's the same hospital that both people go to.

00:20:29.760 And they have one P&L.

00:20:32.080 They have one profit, one loss, one revenue number.

00:20:36.300 And how are they going to make it up?

00:20:38.180 They're going to squeeze the productive members of America.

00:20:40.880 So it hurts.

00:20:41.200 Yep.

00:20:41.480 And if there weren't 50 million illegals here, would your health insurance go up, down, 1.00

00:20:47.140 or stay the same?

00:20:48.660 What do you guys think?

00:20:50.140 Could be anything.

00:20:51.740 Could be anything.

00:20:52.660 Could be anything.

00:20:53.140 Economists everywhere don't know. 0.99

00:20:54.740 Believe it or not, a guy with a PhD has no fucking clue. 0.98

00:20:57.440 Yeah, but if you ask me, it goes down. 0.99

00:21:00.520 That's the answer.

00:21:01.620 All right, next, this young woman is struggling.

00:21:05.560 And her student loans are causing her big problems. 0.55

00:21:09.100 So as it turns out, the student loans that I've been paying $1,500 a month for

00:21:13.700 for two years have a 17% interest rate.

00:21:18.740 So what I thought I'd been paying off for all this time,

00:21:23.280 I'm actually like, I owe more than what I started off with. 0.99

00:21:26.700 What the fuck? 0.99

00:21:28.500 So Jeff Bezos, this would be a really cool fucking time to Venmo me, bro. 1.00

00:21:32.720 Like, I owe $90,000 and I didn't even spend that much on school. 0.98

00:21:39.440 Like, I-

00:21:39.780 Sad.

00:21:41.000 Yes.

00:21:41.580 That's usury.

00:21:42.880 Yes.

00:21:43.260 17% is predatory.

00:21:45.420 Very predatory.

00:21:46.440 And then what'd you get? 1.00

00:21:47.440 A useless degree from some stupid college where you didn't really learn anything. 1.00

00:21:51.480 You probably used AI to pass your tests and you didn't study anything specific. 1.00

00:21:56.700 And now you're trying to get a job, but you were sold the idea of, oh, you can't get a

00:22:01.540 job unless you go to college.

00:22:02.820 Yeah.

00:22:03.360 So that's like the big difference.

00:22:05.040 And they really did set you up for debt slavery disguised as financial freedom.

00:22:10.380 Go.

00:22:10.600 You want to have a life and be a normal person like your parents?

00:22:13.220 You got to go to college.

00:22:14.880 That's going to cost some money, but we'll give you a loan.

00:22:17.500 And then you get out of college.

00:22:19.160 You had a lot of fun.

00:22:19.940 You didn't really pay attention to the loan because you were drinking Wednesday through

00:22:24.680 Sunday.

00:22:25.540 And it was fun.

00:22:26.800 There's a day party.

00:22:28.420 And, oh, I'm hungover.

00:22:29.600 Go.

00:22:29.900 Hair of the dog.

00:22:30.760 Here I go again.

00:22:31.540 But no one really pays attention to what anyone's doing and no one actually learns

00:22:35.120 anything.

00:22:35.520 And then you get out and it was a trap the whole time.

00:22:38.120 Yeah.

00:22:38.360 And I am not blaming this girl.

00:22:40.320 I think this is a story that repeats itself over and over for everybody.

00:22:43.780 And unless you have a super specific degree like, oh, I'm going into mechanical engineering

00:22:49.260 and I know there's an XYZ job at the end of this, debt for college is horrible, man. 0.51

00:22:55.240 And these people, they sign on the dotted line without ever really understanding.

00:22:59.520 And what my monthly payment is going to be, how much interest I'm going to pay over the

00:23:03.700 life of paying it back.

00:23:04.780 What's the dollar amount of the monthly payment as soon as I'm out of college?

00:23:08.440 And so.

00:23:08.840 And they sign at 18 and they go, oh, I'm going to join a sorority.

00:23:12.800 Yeah, man.

00:23:14.080 And I mean, this is on parents to explain to your kids, go to an in-state school to, you

00:23:20.300 know, do what you can if you don't have the money to pay for it or if your parents don't,

00:23:24.840 because obviously most 18-year-olds don't have that kind of money.

00:23:27.440 But I feel for her.

00:23:30.300 And then I also have a, I have this like, I don't like that this type of person did it, 0.99

00:23:37.940 did something stupid, which probably got a degree that was useless. 0.98

00:23:41.580 But then colleges have also transformed and done an Indiana Jones switch where there was 1.00

00:23:47.420 a period where, oh, you have to go to college to get ahead.

00:23:49.940 And then the Indiana Jones switch it.

00:23:51.760 Now it's everyone's going to college forever for everything.

00:23:54.440 And you are going to work as a librarian or something like some menial low wage thing.

00:24:01.520 So we do have a messed up system, but ultimately it is on individuals to say, hey, don't go

00:24:07.060 into debt for that.

00:24:07.800 This is not going to be worth it.

00:24:09.100 Right?

00:24:09.620 Yeah.

00:24:09.940 Well, is there a secret information that teacher's telling you in class or can you just

00:24:14.140 learn that on YouTube?

00:24:15.320 That's what I'm saying.

00:24:15.940 And people treat debt like this, oh, well, I'll just, I'll have to owe them money when

00:24:21.360 really it should be treated as like this horrible thing that you need to avoid at all costs other

00:24:25.740 than like a mortgage.

00:24:26.800 Right?

00:24:27.480 That's true.

00:24:28.140 And then there's a lot of things, if you think about it, that have this same type of like

00:24:31.800 Trojan horse deceivory.

00:24:34.060 We're like, oh, get a Maxine so you don't get sick.

00:24:37.000 Yeah.

00:24:37.240 And then you get the Maxine and you would come on.

00:24:39.760 Yeah.

00:24:40.440 You know, it's like the opposite.

00:24:41.600 We're like, oh yeah, I'm doing this so I don't have to do that.

00:24:43.760 And then you do it and then it's the worst thing you could have imagined.

00:24:46.780 Now you're in debt slavery.

00:24:48.020 You got to go to college to make money.

00:24:49.600 And it's like, wait a second, this is negative money.

00:24:52.860 You graduate and you owe a hundred grand.

00:24:54.800 Yeah.

00:24:55.300 Yeah.

00:24:55.580 That's pretty bad.

00:24:56.140 I mean, I have a lot of problems with college without direction.

00:25:01.500 You know, if you're not doing, oh, I'm in organic chemistry or I'm going to go work

00:25:05.180 at an oil field and I just need to know how to, I need to do these environmental classes. 1.00

00:25:09.420 There's, there are pathways, but a lot of liberal arts degrees, a lot of stupid shit 1.00

00:25:15.100 that you just end up in debt for is ultimately horrible. 0.99

00:25:18.780 And you don't even really understand it at that age.

00:25:21.540 And I don't know, man.

00:25:23.340 I think parents are leading people down to a slaughterhouse.

00:25:26.880 This girl's crying in a car and the car looks a little nice to be crying in a car with 90 0.98

00:25:31.680 K and student loans.

00:25:32.400 Probably sell the car.

00:25:33.220 Sell the car.

00:25:33.940 Dump the car.

00:25:34.520 And that's the thing. 0.99

00:25:35.960 Sometimes people need to buckle down and figure out like, holy shit, I'm in a bad spot. 0.98

00:25:40.900 I need to go all out. 1.00

00:25:42.160 If you're paying the minimum on a 17% interest rate, you're fucked. 1.00

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00:27:16.280 You need to be sacrificing.

00:27:18.460 And the four years of partying, I think, was enough to make up for sacrificing now. 0.99

00:27:23.320 And it sucks.

00:27:24.160 But when you sign that thing before your freshman year, you're like, oh, four years? 0.54

00:27:29.060 That'll never come.

00:27:30.420 Exactly.

00:27:31.060 And now you're like two years out.

00:27:32.460 And you're like, what?

00:27:33.980 I know.

00:27:34.460 All right.

00:27:35.160 We have a last piece of our Struggling People section.

00:27:37.900 This is actually kind of good news, not for struggling people, but for the people who pay 0.93

00:27:41.580 for the struggling people.

00:27:42.840 Us.

00:27:43.360 Yeah.

00:27:43.880 Money spreaders.

00:27:44.960 Can you give that a read, please?

00:27:46.080 Yeah.

00:27:46.580 RFK Jr. announces new waivers banning soda, candy, and other junk food from food stamp eligibility.

00:27:52.920 The quote says, SNAP is a supplemental nutrition program meant to provide health food benefits

00:27:57.180 to low-income families.

00:27:59.020 So RFK got that from us.

00:28:01.520 Yeah.

00:28:02.000 We're big pushers on supplemental nutrition, like what it actually stands for, not pay all

00:28:08.420 my bills for all my kids.

00:28:10.020 It's just supplemental.

00:28:11.280 Not give me Eggos, packaged goods, processed foods.

00:28:14.260 You have a $600 grocery bill, and you have like $150 to help out.

00:28:18.000 That's supplemental, not $600 grocery bill.

00:28:21.000 Here's $600 of EBT.

00:28:22.240 And as we've discussed before, some states have already implemented this.

00:28:26.060 I think like Arkansas, maybe Colorado, a couple other random states.

00:28:29.940 But this, on a federal level, I think is rolling out in 2026.

00:28:33.980 Good to see.

00:28:34.540 Look forward to that. 0.99

00:28:35.440 And I saw a video of one store that already had a bunch of shit labeled no EBT. 0.99

00:28:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:40.460 That made me happy.

00:28:41.300 Made me smile.

00:28:42.120 That's an uplifting gold, I think.

00:28:43.540 Okay, good.

00:28:44.540 All right.

00:28:44.820 Our next story.

00:28:45.520 Howard Stern is not worth the money anymore.

00:28:48.120 Can you give that headline a read?

00:28:49.280 Yeah, SiriusXM to cancel the Howard Stern show after 20 years on the radio.

00:28:54.420 SiriusXM no longer wants to pay his $100 million salary.

00:28:58.400 It is no longer worth the investment, is the quote.

00:29:00.700 And I think that's a five-year contract.

00:29:02.560 He makes 20 mil a year.

00:29:03.780 Yep.

00:29:04.120 100 million across five years.

00:29:05.840 So he's not worth 20 million a year.

00:29:07.880 All of a sudden.

00:29:09.120 Yeah.

00:29:09.720 What happened?

00:29:11.480 USAID dries up.

00:29:13.440 Stephen Colbert's gone.

00:29:14.780 PBS is gone.

00:29:15.760 Stephen Colbert's gone.

00:29:16.940 Now Howard Stern.

00:29:17.900 And if you look back to, like, his track record and what he's been up to lately, he's just 0.71

00:29:22.540 been, like, a horrible Democrat.

00:29:24.440 Yeah. 0.96

00:29:24.660 Look, he's got a fist on his jacket here.

00:29:26.620 Is that what that is?

00:29:27.380 Like a revolution type guy?

00:29:29.600 He's a real subversive guy.

00:29:31.140 And then remember how he was during COVID?

00:29:33.840 Yeah.

00:29:34.040 It was, like, so unnatural how he was taking it and how he was, like, hating on people who

00:29:39.400 weren't taking it seriously.

00:29:41.220 It was like someone's making you this passionate with $20 million a year.

00:29:46.460 Yeah.

00:29:46.720 And Howard Stern, there was a time where he was a certain type of guy.

00:29:51.500 He would interview really famous people.

00:29:53.700 He had good guests.

00:29:55.080 And he wasn't an insufferable leftist.

00:29:58.020 And I think when you're the aging talent, there's this weird thing that happens in the media where

00:30:03.580 you have, like, a legacy audience, right?

00:30:06.700 Like, Howard Stern was hot.

00:30:08.500 And he had, like, daily listeners, right?

00:30:10.540 And then because of that, he gets paid a really big amount, like high sticker price.

00:30:16.120 Nobody makes $20 million from radio, right?

00:30:18.220 And then, ultimately, if you alienate even a part of your legacy audience, it's not like he was

00:30:24.020 getting new people, the 70-year-old man or whatever he is.

00:30:27.540 So, ultimately, he overplayed his hand.

00:30:30.380 And now it's bye-bye time, right?

00:30:32.040 It's bye-bye time.

00:30:33.000 So, it was always a nap.

00:30:34.240 Another one gone.

00:30:35.440 Yeah.

00:30:35.840 This is what we like to see.

00:30:37.460 Because you get rid of these types, him, Colbert, and all these legacy people, and then where

00:30:42.380 do the normal listeners go?

00:30:45.000 Fat Racist Podcast.

00:30:46.020 Maybe they come to Fleck us to Hawks.

00:30:47.720 Who knows?

00:30:48.280 Because back in the day, Howard Stern was offering the people the alternative media.

00:30:53.340 Saying kind of extreme things, saying things that people didn't want you to.

00:30:56.840 He was a little too sexually vulgar for my liking.

00:30:59.340 Yeah.

00:30:59.680 I was younger when he was doing the heyday of it.

00:31:03.100 But, yeah, I think he did a – and Democrats forgave him really quick when he came over

00:31:06.880 and started saying the things they liked.

00:31:09.280 Yeah.

00:31:09.760 But there was a thing where he was the alternative media, and then he eventually became everything

00:31:14.100 he said he was opposed to.

00:31:15.940 And now the next generation of alternative media is naturally going to replace him as

00:31:20.840 the cycle goes.

00:31:21.700 For sure.

00:31:22.440 Cool.

00:31:23.100 Yeah.

00:31:23.380 All right.

00:31:23.700 Our next –

00:31:24.280 It's like a tree dying, and then the fungi feasts on it.

00:31:26.980 There's some sort of ecosystem.

00:31:28.340 That a new tree comes up.

00:31:29.320 Repair is happening.

00:31:30.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:30.700 Stephen Colbert, dead.

00:31:31.820 Dead, Howard Stern, dead, and we'll see who's next up.

00:31:35.220 Yeah.

00:31:35.840 And dead, not in the literal sense.

00:31:38.120 Of course.

00:31:38.840 Hyperbole.

00:31:39.660 Of course.

00:31:40.540 All right.

00:31:40.860 Next, we have an Epstein story update that I think you guys would find very interesting.

00:31:46.240 What if I told you that the entire Epstein file saga is a giant psyop out of Israel, specifically 0.92

00:31:54.800 because Trump is not actually pro-Israel?

00:31:58.980 Does that sound crazy?

00:31:59.660 Does that sound like some QAnon stuff?

00:32:01.680 Does that sound wildly anti-Semitic to you?

00:32:04.380 Because that's what they say they're doing.

00:32:07.640 Okay?

00:32:07.960 This is from the Times of Israel called Trump, Israel, and the Epstein files.

00:32:11.940 Trump and his administration criticized Netanyahu and Israel, and now the Epstein files are haunting

00:32:17.680 him.

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00:33:49.580 That's really all you need to know.

00:33:51.300 But I'll continue.

00:33:52.520 For a long time, the files had subsided in the background.

00:33:55.120 They weren't considered to be much of a threat to Trump.

00:33:56.760 But all of a sudden, right after he started up with Israel, the files surfaced and they

00:34:01.500 seemed to be overwhelming him.

00:34:03.360 Trump decided to-

00:34:04.140 That's interesting.

00:34:05.260 And this rings true to me.

00:34:06.620 And I'm sorry if I'm not blackpilled enough for you guys and you think Trump's in on it

00:34:10.500 and everyone's controlled, whatever, opposition.

00:34:13.960 But I do think this rings true because we know that the Epstein was- the whole Epstein

00:34:20.140 thing was a blackmail operation.

00:34:22.040 And we're all assuming the operation is over.

00:34:24.860 But if you look at it from the point of view that the operation is still going on and it

00:34:28.700 is still a blackmail ring and the files still do exist and who was controlling it?

00:34:33.680 Israel, in my opinion. 0.69

00:34:34.980 And then you see that Trump being added to it kind of explains his point of view and

00:34:42.000 his reaction lately, where Trump wasn't in it before.

00:34:46.280 Obviously, they never used this information against him in 2016, 2020, or 2024, which would

00:34:51.400 have been prime time to use it.

00:34:53.600 2024, basically the last time to use it.

00:34:55.860 That's your last shot.

00:34:57.140 Six months ago.

00:34:58.440 So they didn't use it all throughout those three elections.

00:35:01.360 But all of a sudden, when Trump doesn't go to full-blown war with Iran and he kind of

00:35:06.860 pushes back on Netanyahu here and there, now all of a sudden he's in the files.

00:35:11.860 And then also Trump did mention the Russia hoax, which we mentioned earlier, but he's been pushing

00:35:16.760 that lately and the Steele dossier.

00:35:19.360 And that's to show everybody that, hey, our deep state, our systems, our FBI and CIA are

00:35:24.980 willing to fabricate evidence and push false evidence that they know is not true.

00:35:30.480 So he's kind of alluding to the same thing of like, hey, all of a sudden I'm in the

00:35:34.840 Epstein files.

00:35:35.640 Does this make sense?

00:35:36.840 And if you look at it from that point of view, his reaction to the Epstein files actually

00:35:41.260 makes more sense.

00:35:42.280 And then Dan Bongino and Kash Patel doing that hostage interview.

00:35:45.620 Yeah.

00:35:46.160 Wouldn't that, that didn't make sense to me, right?

00:35:48.220 Didn't make sense to anybody.

00:35:49.180 But if you look at it from the point of view of Dan Bongino and Kash Patel know Trump was

00:35:54.000 falsely added to the Epstein files.

00:35:55.820 And here they are just trying to like back up Trump because this is a hairy situation

00:35:59.500 now.

00:36:00.240 It kind of does justify that weird interview they gave.

00:36:04.240 So watch this clip here of Trump fielding a question about Epstein and look at it from

00:36:08.340 the point of view we just discussed.

00:36:09.980 And it'll make more sense.

00:36:11.140 Is Vice President Vance hosting a gathering this evening to talk about how to respond to

00:36:15.440 the Epstein situation?

00:36:17.000 Is he working on what?

00:36:18.140 Is he hosting some kind of gathering of top advisors this evening to talk about how to

00:36:22.660 respond to the Epstein situation?

00:36:24.220 I don't know.

00:36:25.020 I could ask you that question.

00:36:27.020 I don't know of it, but I think here's the man right here.

00:36:31.000 I saw a report today and it's completely fake news.

00:36:34.600 We're not meeting to talk about the Epstein situation.

00:36:37.520 And I think the reporter who reported it needs to get better sources.

00:36:41.280 On that book, the whole thing is a hoax.

00:36:43.820 It's put out by the Democrats because we've had the most successful six months in the history

00:36:48.760 of our country. 0.99

00:36:49.620 And that's just a way of trying to divert attention to something that's total bullshit. 0.99

00:36:55.940 Okay. 0.98

00:36:56.760 So you look at it from the point of view that we just talked about and it makes more sense.

00:37:01.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:01.500 Where it's like, it's total bullshit. 1.00

00:37:02.820 It's a Democrat hoax. 0.99

00:37:03.860 Like they had the files all between 2020 and 2024.

00:37:07.860 I'm not doing everything for Israel and they're mad about it.

00:37:11.340 And now they're trying to ruin my life with this existing operation that's been going on

00:37:15.580 for 30 years.

00:37:16.740 Yeah.

00:37:17.120 Yeah.

00:37:17.460 Yeah.

00:37:17.620 So there's some, I'm not, and you know, if I'm wrong and Trump's in on it and there's

00:37:21.800 a bad guy like everyone else, then I'll be black pilled too.

00:37:24.980 And I'll just be a few months or years behind everyone else who's already there now, but

00:37:29.340 I'm not there yet.

00:37:30.220 And I'm still optimistic.

00:37:31.300 And obviously if you get into power, the unravel all ties with Israel button doesn't exist.

00:37:37.420 Yeah.

00:37:37.600 You don't just go in and go, all right, no more Israel involvement in our country.

00:37:41.340 That takes a long time.

00:37:43.040 And if you really wanted to get to that goal of unraveling the, uh, how much Israel is influencing 0.67

00:37:49.360 our country, it would take a lot of years and you'd have to play it cool at first.

00:37:54.840 Like, Oh, everything's fine.

00:37:55.800 Yeah.

00:37:56.080 A couple of billion a year, whatever you guys need.

00:37:58.060 Oh, October 7th.

00:37:59.000 That was bad.

00:37:59.720 But you have to, in the back of your mind, be like strategizing on how to get them out

00:38:03.300 of our government and out of the influence.

00:38:06.080 And you can't really do that day one by pressing the button.

00:38:10.640 Yeah.

00:38:10.760 So that's kind of how I see it.

00:38:12.500 No, I get that.

00:38:13.380 I, and it's an interesting perspective.

00:38:15.480 And then there's just a certain percentage of the right who will are taking this to say, 1.00

00:38:20.620 fuck this. 1.00

00:38:21.260 Of course. 1.00

00:38:22.020 Yeah.

00:38:22.320 Without much critical thought.

00:38:23.340 Trump's in on it. 1.00

00:38:23.940 We're fucked. 1.00

00:38:24.460 It's like, all right, go live in the woods. 1.00

00:38:25.960 Yeah.

00:38:26.760 And if, and if you're right, I, I'm 18 months behind you.

00:38:30.860 Yeah.

00:38:31.120 I'm coming soon.

00:38:31.960 I'm coming to the woods soon.

00:38:33.180 I'm coming.

00:38:33.820 But until then, I'm optimistic.

00:38:35.060 I'm just hoping that there is a chance.

00:38:37.520 Trump does a bunch of good stuff.

00:38:39.440 And in the meantime, but you know, you can't be too black pilled and we trust Trump.

00:38:45.940 We like Trump.

00:38:46.860 We put them in there.

00:38:48.200 Remember where we were a year ago.

00:38:49.880 Remember they shot him?

00:38:51.360 Remember how close they were to getting what they wanted?

00:38:54.500 That was Israel too.

00:38:56.800 We can't turn on Trump now.

00:38:58.720 And if at the end he ends up being in on it, then okay.

00:39:02.300 We got nobody.

00:39:03.360 Got that one wrong. 1.00

00:39:04.260 We're fucked. 1.00

00:39:05.140 There's no show. 1.00

00:39:06.520 We live in the woods in a trailer again.

00:39:08.220 Yeah.

00:39:08.640 I get it.

00:39:09.380 All right.

00:39:09.700 At least he got 1100.

00:39:10.680 Yeah.

00:39:10.960 At least I do at least.

00:39:13.120 All right.

00:39:13.760 We're in our migrant section now.

00:39:15.380 We have a clip here of ICE doing a raid at Home Depot in a U-Haul truck.

00:39:26.000 Everyone scatters.

00:39:28.780 That's good to see.

00:39:29.820 Yeah.

00:39:30.040 It was a Penske truck.

00:39:31.200 Penske truck.

00:39:31.840 Yeah.

00:39:32.540 And I like this because a lot of people are not going to be showing up to Home Depot and

00:39:37.820 loitering looking for work.

00:39:39.080 And then if they're not working and they're not making money and then they're more likely

00:39:42.460 to self-deport.

00:39:43.200 So those self-deport numbers will keep going up.

00:39:45.600 Absolutely.

00:39:46.380 And then, you know, a lot of the workers, like when you picture a Home Depot worker,

00:39:54.880 you think of like, oh, that guy, some old man, Clint Eastwood type from The Mule is going

00:40:01.600 to come and hire two guys to help lay the tile down in his bathroom.

00:40:05.300 Right.

00:40:05.720 That's like kind of what you think. 0.97

00:40:06.940 You're like, oh, OK, yeah, just for odd jobs and shit. 0.96

00:40:09.000 When in reality, it's like a Hispanic citizen or a Hispanic guy with some sort of residency 0.97

00:40:16.400 comes in and he's like a contractor.

00:40:19.460 He bids a job knowing he's going to go get day laborers from Home Depot.

00:40:24.040 So he bids a job at like a mediocre price, but then he gets his labor for the cheapest

00:40:30.040 possible price.

00:40:30.840 And then his entire business is based on exploiting the spread between illegal immigrants who hang 0.99

00:40:39.080 out at Home Depot and the homeowner.

00:40:40.920 And so that guy makes his money on basically human trafficking.

00:40:45.500 Yeah.

00:40:46.040 Basically bringing random Mexicans to come into your house and work on something that he quoted

00:40:51.360 you at.

00:40:51.860 Right.

00:40:52.160 So it's not like, oh, well, I just go down and I can have them do the rocks in my backyard.

00:40:58.040 It's like people are making a business out of this.

00:41:00.880 That's a good point.

00:41:01.800 Yeah.

00:41:02.340 And then with raids like this, there's obviously going to be a decline in people showing up

00:41:06.300 to Home Depot for work, like we said.

00:41:08.100 And bigger picture, when you extrapolate that out, it's going to lead to a decline in remittances,

00:41:12.740 remittances, which is money being sent from here back to people's home countries.

00:41:17.320 And we have a U.S.-Mexico remittance payment graph.

00:41:20.320 Yeah.

00:41:20.720 Cash sent home by Mexicans craters 16.2% in June as more immigrants leave the U.S. workforce. 1.00

00:41:28.400 And you see, since Trump got into office, it is a straight line down on U.S.-Mexico remittance

00:41:33.720 payments.

00:41:34.380 Good.

00:41:35.000 Yeah.

00:41:35.660 So that's uplifting.

00:41:36.540 That's money that leaves our economy completely.

00:41:38.980 And it goes to Mexico and they operate in U.S. dollars for certain transactions.

00:41:43.560 And, you know, it never comes back.

00:41:46.300 So when you pay an American to do something, he goes and spends the money that you gave 0.95

00:41:51.500 him at a local shop.

00:41:52.820 He buys a baseball bat for his son.

00:41:54.940 When you're getting a general contractor who just exploited a parking lot, a Home Depot

00:42:00.580 parking lot full of people, that money goes back to Mexico and is hanging around in the

00:42:05.460 slums there.

00:42:06.460 Quesadillas.

00:42:07.520 Yeah.

00:42:08.180 Pinatas.

00:42:09.020 Oh, yeah.

00:42:09.600 What else?

00:42:10.220 The fruit with the spices on it.

00:42:12.020 Yeah.

00:42:12.260 Tajin. 1.00

00:42:12.760 They like that shit. 1.00

00:42:13.860 We don't need to spend our money on that. 1.00

00:42:15.320 None of that helps the economy.

00:42:18.240 All right.

00:42:18.820 Next, we have Stephen Miller on Fox News talking about the census and how it was used to kind

00:42:25.360 of rig the elections.

00:42:27.300 Chicago, New York, Massachusetts.

00:42:29.880 Democrats have gerrymandered the vote beyond recognition to try to maintain their advantage

00:42:36.880 in the House elections.

00:42:38.620 On top of that, let's not forget, Democrats rigged the 2020 census by including illegal

00:42:46.600 aliens.

00:42:47.300 Remember, they sued Donald Trump.

00:42:49.580 They sued the administration.

00:42:51.480 They fought tooth and nail to include illegal aliens in the census.

00:42:55.860 20 to 30 of House Democrat seats wouldn't exist but for illegal aliens. 0.99

00:43:02.320 Texas is-

00:43:02.980 There's the key takeaway.

00:43:04.760 Yeah, so we've obviously been talking a lot about gerrymandering the past couple episodes

00:43:08.760 and their NOS boosters.

00:43:11.760 Gerrymandering plus illegals equals a very, very different system than what it would be 1.00

00:43:16.580 in a normal America, right?

00:43:18.000 Exactly.

00:43:18.840 And keep in mind, if we get these illegals deported, we have this huge ICE budget now. 0.93

00:43:23.400 We have self-deportations going up.

00:43:25.020 And then if we do a citizen-only census, those are like huge things that put us on a different

00:43:31.700 track from where we are right now.

00:43:33.580 And it's a reason to not be black-pilled.

00:43:35.620 Yeah.

00:43:35.880 And I saw a tweet from, I believe, Charlie Kirk before we walked in here to film that was

00:43:41.520 talking about how in the Constitution it says a census should be done once.

00:43:47.960 There was some wording in it where it's like at least once every 10 years.

00:43:51.560 It doesn't say, and historically we do it in 2020, 2030, we do it every 10 years, but there's

00:43:57.580 nothing saying we can't do an impromptu one.

00:43:59.920 Let's do a new fresh one.

00:44:01.300 Let's do a fresh one.

00:44:02.300 No illegals right now.

00:44:03.880 Let's get this sorted before the midterms. 0.98

00:44:05.680 Gerrymander Texas, Florida, and Indiana, and just fucking sweep these people. 0.98

00:44:09.540 See what happens. 0.99

00:44:10.180 I'm tired.

00:44:11.040 Yeah, I'm tired.

00:44:12.800 We have more good news with some H-1B changes. 0.95

00:44:16.000 This is medium news.

00:44:17.560 I would, it's definitely directionally correct, but I want more.

00:44:22.520 The Trump admin is making a change to the H-1B program starting September 2nd, forcing

00:44:26.600 all renewals to do mandatory interviews.

00:44:29.900 This makes the process fantastically slower.

00:44:33.340 Naturally, the responses are seething.

00:44:35.320 And this is from that, like the H-1B subreddit.

00:44:37.820 I wish they just said no more.

00:44:39.720 Well, yeah, and that's the point.

00:44:40.760 That would have been the good news.

00:44:42.040 That would have been the really good news.

00:44:43.200 This is like you're frustrating the Indians who are already here trying to game the system. 1.00

00:44:46.580 And this was a, this was like a COVID era thing.

00:44:50.440 Like think about coming into the country.

00:44:53.340 Oh, I'll just apply online.

00:44:54.660 And as long as I don't have a criminal record, I'd never even have to talk to anybody.

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00:46:32.880 Or to live here for an extended amount of time and work at, like, Microsoft or whatever company.

00:46:37.520 That's very true.

00:46:38.480 Like, you should have to sit across the table from someone.

00:46:41.820 And this is our version of the immigration courts.

00:46:44.920 Like, yeah, you got a court date in 2029 when Joe Biden was letting the migrant crisis happen.

00:46:49.960 And ours is like, yeah, we'll get around to interviewing you, I think.

00:46:53.800 Yeah, soon.

00:46:54.860 You're H-1B for a while.

00:46:56.240 You're not a permanent citizen of any type.

00:46:58.580 Very true.

00:46:59.180 And then we have people freaking out and getting mad.

00:47:01.320 Yeah, just some comments.

00:47:02.680 It's only going to get worse from here.

00:47:04.260 The plan is to force people to leave or torture them with problems at every step.

00:47:08.320 They actually already cut the staff at embassies and intentionally reduced number of appointments.

00:47:13.360 Their point is, where are you going to go?

00:47:15.220 We don't care and we don't want you to come.

00:47:17.560 And they said behind the door is a brick wall.

00:47:19.320 Good.

00:47:20.160 That sounds like someone who could, that could be like a right-wing thing. 0.52

00:47:23.440 I know.

00:47:23.740 Where it's like, you just look at it from a different point of view of like, yeah, this is sick.

00:47:26.800 Don't even come.

00:47:27.900 Behind the door is a brick wall.

00:47:29.460 Thank you.

00:47:30.740 We're on the same page.

00:47:33.500 Next, we have a clip from the Minnesota mayor.

00:47:37.440 Yeah, this guy went viral when we were on vacation.

00:47:40.460 So we didn't really cover him that much.

00:47:42.280 But his name is Omar Fateh.

00:47:44.220 And he, you'll never guess, believe it or not, he's Somali.

00:47:49.640 I wouldn't even know that.

00:47:51.320 Believe it or not, he's Somali and he's running for mayor and he's a state senator at this point.

00:47:55.620 And he's the captain now.

00:47:57.380 Here's a quote.

00:47:57.920 We heard them being called terrorists.

00:48:01.120 We heard them being called drug dealers.

00:48:05.240 We heard a lot of insults.

00:48:07.300 We heard that they're a threat to our national security.

00:48:10.760 And that's a flat-out lie.

00:48:11.940 You want to know who the real threat is, Madam President?

00:48:17.560 I'll give you a hint.

00:48:18.580 They don't look like our chief author.

00:48:20.860 They don't look like the folks up in the gallery.

00:48:23.240 They don't look like the folks on the rotunda.

00:48:25.880 They look like many of the members that sit in the front.

00:48:29.980 And you don't have to take my word for it.

00:48:32.720 According to DHS, Madam President, 0.53

00:48:34.480 the greatest domestic threat facing the United States comes from, quote,

00:48:40.700 racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists,

00:48:44.060 specifically those who advocate for the superiority of the white race, 0.92

00:48:50.640 not our immigrants. 0.97

00:48:53.620 Yeah, so he's saying that, like, white Republicans are the real threat to the country? 0.97

00:48:57.440 Yeah. 0.91

00:48:57.800 Which is funny because our side doesn't say,

00:49:01.520 oh, the real problem is all these Somalis coming here and getting into power 1.00

00:49:05.260 and looking out for themselves and not assimilating.

00:49:08.000 And that would be true.

00:49:09.880 Don't we say that?

00:49:11.000 No, we do.

00:49:11.700 But, like, in a public hearing like that, no one says anything like that.

00:49:15.320 I say that.

00:49:15.940 You have to hear it from us.

00:49:17.380 But that is true, like what we just said.

00:49:20.340 And then he's saying this, which is not true,

00:49:23.240 and it's like an immigrant lie.

00:49:25.400 It's kind of a lesson there somewhere.

00:49:26.860 Yeah, and then there's also a thing that I believe

00:49:29.800 Mimetic Sisyphus has talked about a lot on Twitter.

00:49:32.400 A lot of these things that they point to for the white supremacist stuff,

00:49:36.060 the stats where they say they're actually the biggest threat,

00:49:38.440 a ton of it is, like, prison gang violence,

00:49:41.160 like where white people join the all-white prison gang, 0.68

00:49:44.920 and then that's all counted towards terror. 0.58

00:49:46.960 And it's like if you are in a white prison gang 0.89

00:49:50.580 and then you kill someone over a drug deal gone wrong, 0.96

00:49:53.380 that's now skinhead terrorism.

00:49:56.060 But so, yeah.

00:49:57.480 I don't know.

00:49:57.960 Who do you trust?

00:49:58.600 Who do you think?

00:50:00.180 The Somalis who are scamming autism centers 1.00

00:50:02.700 and what's the Feed America, Feeding America scam? 0.97

00:50:06.360 These people who are sucking out hundreds of millions of dollars

00:50:09.120 from the local economy, and they just got here. 0.90

00:50:12.140 I'm more scared of the big heads than the skinheads, for sure.

00:50:15.780 That's how you can sum it up.

00:50:17.020 Very good.

00:50:17.960 You have that written down?

00:50:18.860 No.

00:50:19.300 Oh, okay.

00:50:19.760 I just thought that up.

00:50:20.840 All right.

00:50:21.660 All right, let's get into our Indian debate.

00:50:24.940 We talked about this in the intro.

00:50:26.200 So, Indian, this woman is Indian and eating. 1.00

00:50:29.940 And she says, it's not the hands that bother you,

00:50:33.000 it's the culture behind it.

00:50:34.300 And she's comparing, like, eating American food

00:50:36.460 versus eating Indian food.

00:50:37.780 Here's the video.

00:50:38.360 So, it's not the hands that bother you.

00:50:42.860 So, she's eating a burger, and then now she's eating her slop.

00:50:45.840 And what she's saying is true. 0.92

00:50:50.940 Like, it is the culture behind it that is the problem.

00:50:54.140 You just have it actually all the way backwards.

00:50:56.420 And when you compare the cultures, like, that's the thing I don't understand,

00:51:00.580 is, like, you can't ever say, like, oh, like,

00:51:03.060 white American culture is better than Indian culture. 1.00

00:51:05.960 Like, you couldn't say that.

00:51:07.640 But then if you can't say that, does that mean that every culture is exactly equal?

00:51:11.640 Because that's not true. 1.00

00:51:12.940 I've seen Indian people eat, shit, throw their trash away, talk to girls. 1.00

00:51:18.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:18.940 It's not the best.

00:51:20.040 Yeah.

00:51:20.300 And then the country ends up being a reflection of the culture, right?

00:51:23.740 Yeah. 0.97

00:51:23.960 Like, we just got done talking about how sick Japan is. 1.00

00:51:27.140 And then that has nothing to do with the culture. 0.80

00:51:29.120 Or you can't rank that.

00:51:30.780 Somalis are just the same. 1.00

00:51:32.000 Yeah.

00:51:32.460 And they're obviously not, right?

00:51:33.760 And they're obviously not.

00:51:35.000 And then they try to get us and say, well, like, you guys eat messy, too.

00:51:39.360 And we have some clips or pictures here of, like, someone eating wings or ribs or a seafood boil.

00:51:45.580 And that's once a quarter.

00:51:46.920 And it is messy and embarrassing.

00:51:49.200 And it comes with, like, a wet wipe.

00:51:51.780 Yeah.

00:51:51.980 We send out a wet wipe with it.

00:51:53.860 And no one has poopy butt fingers that they're putting in their mouth. 1.00

00:51:57.160 And my fingers never go in.

00:51:59.000 Yeah.

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00:53:30.200 It's messy.

00:53:31.060 Sure, it's saucy.

00:53:32.120 But my fingers never go into my cheek to make sure the rice clump and tandoori, whatever, don't fall out.

00:53:37.920 And that's the key difference.

00:53:39.280 In her clip, she's saying, oh, I'm eating a sandwich.

00:53:42.580 Nothing different than me eating this orange schlop rice soup.

00:53:47.200 You're eating soup with your hands.

00:53:48.780 Yeah.

00:53:48.980 You're putting your fingers all the way in your mouth.

00:53:51.140 The other one's a sandwich.

00:53:52.240 It's like completely confined.

00:53:53.560 Don't disrespect Earl of Sandwich like that.

00:53:55.640 I wouldn't.

00:53:56.500 You know?

00:53:57.160 So it's obviously not the same.

00:53:59.300 And the poopy butt fingers is key. 1.00

00:54:01.700 Yeah.

00:54:02.420 And we have a clip.

00:54:03.380 You had a good tweet about it.

00:54:04.800 Well, I just said, I saw this video is what actually inspired this tweet.

00:54:08.680 The woman comparing like a cheeseburger that's completely dry. 1.00

00:54:12.200 Yeah.

00:54:12.840 And I said, if the third world slop hand eaters were smart, they would attack buffalo wings. 1.00

00:54:17.500 But they aren't smart. 0.90

00:54:18.480 So they compare sucking soup off their fingers to eating a cheeseburger. 0.99

00:54:21.520 That's a good point.

00:54:22.480 So they weren't even arguing it right.

00:54:23.860 I was showing them how to argue it.

00:54:25.520 Yeah.

00:54:25.860 I eat wings pretty bad.

00:54:27.880 And then to be fair, chicken wings, ribs, and seafood boil.

00:54:30.700 Ribs and seafood boil. 0.98

00:54:32.980 We could give those to the blacks. 1.00

00:54:35.020 Those, we know who eats those. 0.97

00:54:37.440 Chicken wings too, but I enjoy it.

00:54:40.000 I enjoy it as well.

00:54:40.760 Yeah.

00:54:41.240 That's a good point.

00:54:42.080 And then when it comes to the cultures, like we mentioned last episode, what they're up

00:54:47.200 to and used to in India does carry over here.

00:54:50.540 Because even if they're not participating in it directly, they're still like okay with

00:54:54.620 it or like lived next to it and didn't really care.

00:54:57.640 Here's what fishing in India looks like.

00:54:59.420 So they're fishing in like the dirtiest river ever.

00:55:05.460 And then they give it to a lady and she gets straight to it. 0.94

00:55:14.880 You see that?

00:55:15.740 They caught a fish, gave it to a lady and she started biting it. 1.00

00:55:18.280 She's like biting the barbs off a catfish. 1.00

00:55:20.480 What is she biting? 1.00

00:55:21.680 What is she biting? 1.00

00:55:22.700 She goes straight to it.

00:55:24.140 Oh God.

00:55:25.200 And they're line fishing.

00:55:26.460 They're just like line fishing with their hands.

00:55:28.720 Yeah.

00:55:29.020 Getting bottom feeders. 0.98

00:55:30.460 Are catfish bottom feeders?

00:55:31.840 They eat everything and they're disgusting. 0.99

00:55:33.940 Disgusting. 1.00

00:55:34.500 And look at that river. 0.94

00:55:35.100 And then you get them out, you take them out of the water and they go.

00:55:39.240 And they go, oh, eat that.

00:55:40.900 Yeah.

00:55:41.360 Eat that now.

00:55:42.360 He's ready to go.

00:55:43.400 Cows are sacred though.

00:55:44.440 Yep.

00:55:44.780 And then another problem with Indian culture, like we've talked about before, 1.00

00:55:48.640 there's too much poop involved. 0.89

00:55:50.400 There's a poop everywhere.

00:55:51.880 They poop by the train tracks.

00:55:53.140 They all go and they poop by the train tracks.

00:55:54.740 They poop by the train tracks.

00:55:55.940 They don't clean the poop correctly.

00:55:58.560 The poop's on their hands.

00:55:59.500 They put their hands in their mouth and they eat.

00:56:01.360 It's all like boils back down to poop stuff.

00:56:04.660 Well, you know, I'll push back on that a little bit.

00:56:07.340 Well, we've heard the stories about the truck drivers who are splashing water.

00:56:11.020 Yeah.

00:56:11.300 Pooping around. 1.00

00:56:11.920 But most, the thing that I see is they squat down, they shit, 1.00

00:56:16.920 and then they just pull their pants up. 1.00

00:56:18.860 So they have poopy butt crack. 1.00

00:56:20.800 Poopy butt crack. 1.00

00:56:21.300 Walking around with poopy butt crack. 1.00

00:56:23.240 Smell like shit. 1.00

00:56:24.300 Smell like shit all day. 1.00

00:56:25.580 And then you eat the catfish, bite the barbs off. 1.00

00:56:28.220 Oh, catfish.

00:56:28.960 Your wife actually does that. 1.00

00:56:31.000 Yeah.

00:56:31.520 It's very different.

00:56:33.080 And then they're going to come here and argue with us about how to eat.

00:56:36.520 Yeah.

00:56:37.160 And saying that, oh, we got it wrong.

00:56:39.040 Yeah. 0.98

00:56:39.700 And we're hypocrites.

00:56:40.620 It's not even close. 0.82

00:56:42.680 Next, we have a picture.

00:56:44.560 This is from an Indian news article, and they used a stock photo of a gun.

00:56:49.000 And there's poop in the picture.

00:56:50.700 Yeah.

00:56:50.960 You zoom in, and there's like a little turd pile.

00:56:53.840 What is everyone?

00:56:54.800 Why is everything about poop with these people?

00:56:56.940 And they overlook it.

00:56:58.080 They didn't even mind.

00:56:59.940 They go, nothing wrong.

00:57:01.440 Oh, let's move the gun 10 feet away. 1.00

00:57:03.700 There's poop there, too, probably.

00:57:05.040 Yeah.

00:57:05.440 That's the problem.

00:57:06.080 There's poop everywhere.

00:57:06.760 That was the best poop area.

00:57:09.520 I know.

00:57:09.860 That was the least poop was one poop.

00:57:11.580 Just a little bit of poop. 0.92

00:57:12.840 Crazy. 0.52

00:57:13.520 All right.

00:57:13.880 Let's get into our European migrant section.

00:57:16.440 We're going to go faster through this.

00:57:18.000 This is just some points.

00:57:19.080 But we have a Dublin before and after.

00:57:21.920 This is articles from 2003.

00:57:23.760 Dublin, one of the safest cities in the world.

00:57:25.880 2024, Dublin ranked among the top 10 most dangerous major cities in Europe.

00:57:29.900 What changed?

00:57:30.680 All the migrants. 1.00

00:57:31.700 20 years.

00:57:32.400 One person's lifetime.

00:57:33.540 And like a third of a 60-year-old's lifetime.

00:57:36.700 That's how quick they can rug pull and change the entire world on you.

00:57:40.880 Crazy.

00:57:42.080 And then next, we have another thing for Scotland.

00:57:44.840 Almost half of Scotland's foreign prisoners come from just three countries.

00:57:48.520 More than a quarter, 26.3% of Eritreans living in Scotland are estimated to be in prison.

00:57:56.320 And more than one in five, 21.9% Somalis.

00:58:01.440 So, one in four Eritreans living in Scotland are in jail right now.

00:58:07.820 And then one in five Somalis are in jail.

00:58:11.520 And they probably are lenient on a lot of them.

00:58:14.700 Yeah.

00:58:15.160 So, the number should be one-third and then one-quarter, you know?

00:58:19.180 They come from their country, Eritreol or whatever, in Somalia.

00:58:23.720 And you go live in Scotland and then you just go to jail.

00:58:26.120 And they're both war-torn shitholes on the Horn of Africa. 0.83

00:58:28.780 The Eritreans and Somalians are basically cousins, culturally speaking, cousins.

00:58:33.420 They look about the same.

00:58:35.560 Somali got the worst end of it, obviously. 0.93

00:58:37.340 You saw.

00:58:38.760 But it's basically the same thing.

00:58:40.400 And it's like, hmm, a quarter of the people are in jail.

00:58:43.740 So, why are any of them here?

00:58:45.940 Yeah.

00:58:46.480 That's the question, right?

00:58:47.860 And it should be more.

00:58:48.940 Yeah.

00:58:49.200 Because they let them go.

00:58:50.520 And then next, they have to change the culture in the UK.

00:58:54.680 Now they have these things on the sidewalk that says, stand back, because...

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01:00:29.120 Someone's going to grab your phone.

01:00:31.100 Some bike rat's going to grab your phone. 1.00

01:00:33.340 Mind the grab.

01:00:34.560 Mind the grab.

01:00:35.680 Used to be mind the gap for the trains.

01:00:37.360 It's mind the grab now.

01:00:38.560 Yeah.

01:00:38.780 And then here's what the healthcare system in the UK looks like.

01:00:43.860 Can you read that, please? 0.63

01:00:44.680 Yeah, this guy broke his ankle and he said, never been clearer to me that this country is on its absolute arse, turned up to A&E with a near enough confirmed broken slash fractured ankle, can't walk, and the wait time is six hours and seven hours elsewhere. 0.82

01:01:02.440 Advice given is to go home, hope for the best, and return tomorrow. 0.98

01:01:06.560 And everyone there is Muslim.

01:01:07.580 If you look at the people who are clogging up your emergency services that your forefathers paid into and helped establish, it's all headdress Muslim foreign types. 1.00

01:01:20.240 Yeah. 0.96

01:01:20.700 And you can't get seen with your white leg.

01:01:23.480 And imagine if all those people weren't in the country, they'd be empty.

01:01:27.580 I would say the wait time's probably 45 minutes.

01:01:29.760 Oh, we'll get to you right away, sir.

01:01:31.000 Come in right now.

01:01:31.940 Yeah, no migrants here. 0.99

01:01:33.140 Come on in.

01:01:33.700 Would you like a cup of tea?

01:01:35.040 Yeah.

01:01:35.600 They're really nice about it.

01:01:36.660 That was the difference.

01:01:38.040 And then this is just another stat about names in the UK.

01:01:41.880 Can you read that?

01:01:42.780 Yeah.

01:01:42.960 The name Yahya saw a larger increase in baby name popularity than any other male name in the top 100 in the UK last year.

01:01:51.460 And that name, which is shared by the former leader of Hamas, Yahya Sinwar, gained 33 places from the previous year.

01:02:00.680 So Mohammed is a very popular name in the UK.

01:02:04.880 And now Yahya, because he led Hamas, saw a resurgence. 0.92

01:02:10.100 For all these British blokes.

01:02:11.840 Yeah.

01:02:12.560 Pretty bad.

01:02:13.400 And then we have a clip here of Sadiq Khan, the mayor of London.

01:02:17.380 And listen to what he says about what he's going to do when he brings Trump to London.

01:02:21.440 Come to London and let me show him around our wonderfully diverse communities.

01:02:28.400 Let me take him on the Pride March this coming summer, next summer.

01:02:34.280 Let me take him to a mosque.

01:02:36.140 Let me take him to some of our diverse communities and understand that actually it is perfectly compatible to be a Westerner and to be a Muslim.

01:02:45.560 And it's perfectly compatible to treat women with respect and to be a leader and to be a man.

01:02:52.240 It's perfectly compatible to be somebody who, you know, disagrees, but disagrees agreeably.

01:02:59.080 Of course.

01:02:59.960 So you're going to have Trump visit the UK and you're going to take him to mosques, diverse neighborhoods and pride parades.

01:03:08.020 Not one English thing to be shown.

01:03:10.060 No fish and chips.

01:03:11.140 No industry that's famously English.

01:03:13.480 Big Ben.

01:03:14.040 He's not going to take you to the tailor, you know, get you a nice English suit. 1.00

01:03:18.960 It's all the mosques, gay people, and just some fucking multicultural area. 1.00

01:03:24.000 Hey, Trump, look at this brown horde. 1.00

01:03:27.120 Pretty good, huh? 0.96

01:03:28.780 They don't look like you and that's why you hate them. 0.99

01:03:30.960 And it's like, no, they got poop fingers. 0.95

01:03:33.720 Yeah.

01:03:33.940 So that's what's important to the mayor of London.

01:03:37.260 Yep.

01:03:38.000 Not good.

01:03:38.800 But that is the end of our migrant section.

01:03:40.520 And now we're moving on to the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

01:03:44.000 Tickle and juice, guys.

01:03:45.020 You know what to do.

01:03:46.180 We're going to go a little fast.

01:03:48.320 We'll go how it goes.

01:03:50.140 Okay.

01:03:50.700 Because we might go a little late today, but whatever.

01:03:54.120 I don't care.

01:03:54.880 It's Friday.

01:03:56.200 First, we have a story of a two-foot-long rat.

01:03:59.260 That's the story.

01:04:00.380 That's it.

01:04:00.920 Two-foot-long rat, almost the size of a small cat, discovered inside family home.

01:04:05.860 And there he is.

01:04:06.600 He's kind of like bagged up.

01:04:08.760 Migrants eat that. 0.96

01:04:09.960 Oh, yeah.

01:04:10.460 They'll grill it up on the street.

01:04:11.960 That's a huge one.

01:04:13.080 They open up the fire hydrant, let the kids play a slip and slide, and they grill up the rat on the street.

01:04:17.520 They like it.

01:04:18.380 I know.

01:04:18.980 All right.

01:04:19.380 Next, we have a – this is a prank video from Ed Bassmaster.

01:04:23.780 But I have a deeper point that I want to cook on after.

01:04:31.620 Here, put the cigarette out, man.

01:04:36.420 I'm not supposed to be smoking in here, man.

01:04:38.700 Put the cigarette out.

01:04:39.880 You don't work here, boss.

01:04:41.300 I'm outside.

01:04:43.800 So it's Ed Bassmaster.

01:04:45.300 He does pranks.

01:04:45.960 He's a really funny guy.

01:04:47.360 But why am I bringing this up?

01:04:48.700 There's a deeper point I want to make, and I'm going to extrapolate a little bit.

01:04:51.660 I've been watching Mindhunter again on Netflix.

01:04:54.840 Again?

01:04:55.340 Do you ever see it before?

01:04:56.320 I saw it before, and I'm watching it again.

01:04:58.280 And it's about FBI agents.

01:04:59.840 It takes place in the 70s.

01:05:01.780 And what I noticed was everyone's ripping cigs.

01:05:04.200 Of course.

01:05:05.020 We're constantly ripping cigs.

01:05:06.640 They're on an airplane, and they're ripping cigs.

01:05:09.460 Everyone's ripping cigs constantly.

01:05:12.320 And when they made that illegal, I think that could have sparked woke.

01:05:17.560 Because imagine smoking on an airplane now.

01:05:19.640 It would be insane.

01:05:20.880 They'd divert the plane.

01:05:21.940 They'd land it.

01:05:22.680 If you smoke a vape in the bathroom, they emergency land the plane.

01:05:25.960 You'd get dragged out by air marshals, right?

01:05:28.640 Yeah.

01:05:29.060 I don't know if they emergency land.

01:05:30.780 If you smoked a cigarette, they would emergency land.

01:05:33.080 Maybe.

01:05:33.680 Maybe.

01:05:34.040 You know?

01:05:34.460 I don't know.

01:05:34.800 It would be like, oh, my God.

01:05:35.860 You won't believe what happened.

01:05:36.820 It would be news.

01:05:37.600 Yeah.

01:05:38.040 Yeah.

01:05:38.320 They'd force you to put it out, I think.

01:05:39.840 But back then, you sat there.

01:05:41.480 You didn't even ask the guy next to you.

01:05:42.860 And you just lit up and smoked a cigarette on the airplane.

01:05:45.140 And back then, people were tougher.

01:05:49.040 People were so unoffendable that the guy next to him smoking a cigarette on the airplane didn't really affect their day.

01:05:57.180 Didn't even change them in the moment.

01:05:59.000 They were just like, ah, whatever.

01:06:00.240 Yeah.

01:06:00.440 They were hard-nosed people.

01:06:02.240 But now, everyone freaks out, and it's like a federal crime, and it would be like the story of the day for everyone who witnessed it.

01:06:09.720 Yeah.

01:06:10.140 But there was like a threshold of being offended, and that threshold got eroded in a million different ways.

01:06:16.180 But one example is the cigarette smoking.

01:06:18.940 Back then, people didn't care.

01:06:21.680 I have bigger things to worry about.

01:06:23.220 I don't care what this guy is up to.

01:06:24.780 Yeah.

01:06:25.160 I don't like to smoke, but I'm not going to get in his business.

01:06:28.360 Or what he does doesn't affect me.

01:06:29.940 I'm on my own path.

01:06:32.560 And now, it's gotten to the point where if you smoked a cigarette on the airplane, you make people freak out.

01:06:37.520 Yeah.

01:06:37.740 They're going to wrestle you down. 0.97

01:06:38.960 You know?

01:06:39.540 So there's just something there to show how offendable people became.

01:06:44.980 Yeah.

01:06:45.500 Yeah.

01:06:45.920 I get it.

01:06:46.560 I get it.

01:06:47.200 If you did it today, everyone goes crazy.

01:06:49.400 All right.

01:06:49.660 We have an old Tucker clip.

01:06:50.980 We recently learned, or we knew, but we've been talking about recently how Tucker's dad was in the CIA.

01:06:57.120 Everyone knew that.

01:06:58.020 People are hinting that Tucker could be in the CIA as well.

01:07:01.680 When he did that interview with Putin, the first thing Putin said was, oh, yeah, I heard you applied to the CIA.

01:07:07.520 It's too bad they didn't accept you.

01:07:09.700 And it was kind of like a tongue-in-cheek, kind of like shot at Tucker, like you better keep it 100.

01:07:13.700 I know you're in the CIA.

01:07:16.080 Maybe, maybe not.

01:07:17.360 But here we have Tucker talking about the trips he used to take with his dad, who was in the CIA.

01:07:22.400 So I'm out of material, as we say.

01:07:24.400 You took a pretty well-publicized trip with your father.

01:07:26.760 Was it about a year and a half ago?

01:07:28.100 How long has it been?

01:07:29.160 Since we were in Pakistan.

01:07:30.360 The two of you together?

01:07:31.760 The one where you got left behind for a couple days.

01:07:34.200 Oh, no.

01:07:34.720 That was when I went to Vietnam with John McCain.

01:07:36.680 Yeah, I had a hassle at the airport.

01:07:38.700 And are you still traveling with your father on trips?

01:07:40.740 Well, I didn't go with him on that trip.

01:07:42.240 No, actually, we went to Pakistan together this time.

01:07:45.960 And we had a problem coming back when our plane went down.

01:07:50.460 But we're fine.

01:07:51.800 We had a great time.

01:07:52.380 The plane went down?

01:07:53.320 Yeah, we were on a Pakistan Airways flight from Peshawar to Dubai.

01:07:58.040 And something happened to the plane, and it crashed.

01:08:01.300 Were people injured?

01:08:02.440 Yeah, a number of people were injured.

01:08:04.300 You seem to have a lot of adventures when you travel.

01:08:06.240 Well, you know, I don't know.

01:08:07.200 You leave the country, it's a scary world out there.

01:08:10.380 How often and why do you travel professionally with your father?

01:08:13.520 I don't.

01:08:14.120 I just went on this trip with him.

01:08:16.100 I was actually playing, going with another friend of mine who's a reporter.

01:08:19.460 But he didn't go.

01:08:21.320 He couldn't go at the last minute.

01:08:22.280 And, you know, not fun to travel abroad by yourself.

01:08:25.020 My father's a great guy to travel with and very amusing and adventurous person who's up for anything.

01:08:31.880 So I said, let's go to Pakistan. 0.98

01:08:33.340 Okay.

01:08:33.820 For people that don't know him, what did he do with his career?

01:08:36.960 He's done a bunch of things.

01:08:38.040 He was a longtime journalist.

01:08:39.700 He was at the L.A. Times and ABC for many years and then did a bunch of other things.

01:08:44.860 And then ran Voice of America and Corporation Public Broadcasting.

01:08:50.520 And lives here in Washington.

01:08:51.360 And lives from Washington, yes.

01:08:52.520 Next.

01:08:53.080 It's interesting.

01:08:53.900 Yeah.

01:08:54.240 And then Tucker also, when he was younger, went to Colombia, I think.

01:08:59.040 What was the one?

01:09:00.520 What was the Iran Contras?

01:09:02.180 Where did they get the money for that from?

01:09:04.680 Iran Contra? 0.61

01:09:06.600 That was Nicaragua, I thought.

01:09:07.920 Yeah, it was Nicaragua.

01:09:08.820 So he went to Nicaragua, I believe, randomly.

01:09:12.100 Okay.

01:09:12.980 While it was all kind of popping off.

01:09:15.640 So something to think about.

01:09:17.240 All right.

01:09:17.740 And I'm not against Tucker, but Tucker's dad's in the CIA.

01:09:21.920 People are saying Tucker's in the CIA.

01:09:23.640 Then you see clips like that.

01:09:24.800 And then you see him attacking certain people.

01:09:26.520 And you kind of wonder what his motivation is.

01:09:29.340 Okay.

01:09:30.180 All right.

01:09:30.400 Fair.

01:09:30.860 Let's get to the fun stuff.

01:09:31.880 Let's get to the stuff that really matters.

01:09:33.220 The AI videos.

01:09:34.520 Okay.

01:09:34.800 So, first things first, I found a bunch of AI videos that I really liked that I did not make.

01:09:41.500 Okay.

01:09:41.940 We're going to play a couple of those now.

01:09:43.540 I swiped the EBT.

01:09:45.100 It said decline.

01:09:47.500 Girl, I ain't paying no cash.

01:09:49.140 Hell no.

01:09:49.900 You ever been in a situation like this with a bonnet wearing La Fonda?

01:09:53.300 You're not racist.

01:09:54.820 You're just exhausted.

01:09:57.140 That's when my doctor prescribed me Civilize.

01:09:59.340 Not to make it better, just so I could keep my mouth shut and walk away.

01:10:03.480 With Civilize, you don't hear the ignorance.

01:10:06.300 You don't feel the heat.

01:10:07.760 You just move forward.

01:10:13.140 Thanks to Civilize, I don't even hear it anymore.

01:10:16.660 All right.

01:10:16.980 So, that was one that I found in the wild that I thought was pretty funny.

01:10:20.060 I made my own AI video.

01:10:22.380 As you guys know, I went to shark fishing on vacation and caught multiple sharks.

01:10:26.740 Yeah.

01:10:26.960 He keeps bringing it up.

01:10:28.080 Wasn't even hard.

01:10:28.940 And I turned one of my photos into a full movie.

01:10:33.580 I don't know.

01:10:34.580 Cinematic masterpiece.

01:10:36.120 Whatever you want to call it.

01:10:37.460 The writing's on the wall. 0.97

01:10:38.780 Hollywood is going to die.

01:10:39.940 Yeah. 0.95

01:10:40.320 From stuff like this.

01:10:41.920 Things that I'm up to.

01:10:43.140 So, here's the video I made in AI.

01:10:46.140 Why was it so hard?

01:10:47.980 What the?

01:10:48.740 Oh, whoa.

01:10:49.360 Hey.

01:10:49.920 Oh, whoa.

01:10:51.080 Hey, watch out.

01:10:52.160 Hey.

01:10:52.980 Ah!

01:10:53.380 He's got my arm.

01:10:56.700 Oh, my other arm.

01:11:02.040 Oh, oh, oh.

01:11:06.460 Glad that's over.

01:11:08.680 Another one.

01:11:09.500 Oh, no.

01:11:11.480 Oh, no.

01:11:12.300 Oh, no.

01:11:14.940 This ends now. 1.00

01:11:18.260 And then I shoot it and he dies. 1.00

01:11:20.540 Wow. 1.00

01:11:21.480 Isn't that pretty good?

01:11:22.600 Yeah, that was good.

01:11:24.360 So, you recorded your voice and then put it in, sliced it in?

01:11:27.440 Yeah.

01:11:27.800 All right.

01:11:28.400 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:29.000 I see what you're up to with all your free time.

01:11:31.040 I worked hard.

01:11:31.820 It took hours to make that.

01:11:32.900 I know.

01:11:33.360 There you go.

01:11:33.780 And at the end, I have fin, like the French final, like it's over, but it's fin like a

01:11:38.500 shark fin.

01:11:39.140 Smart.

01:11:40.020 All right.

01:11:40.340 Last two things.

01:11:41.000 That's a double entendre.

01:11:42.220 Yeah, double entendre.

01:11:43.920 Last two things.

01:11:45.580 Gravitron for sale.

01:11:47.020 $70,000.

01:11:49.460 Tempting.

01:11:50.140 I have a big childhood memory of that, of the Gravitron.

01:11:52.900 Me too.

01:11:53.480 A girl got like, you know, you're supposed to put your legs in a certain way and you're 1.00

01:11:57.400 getting spun around.

01:11:58.500 And a little girl did the thing wrong. 0.98

01:12:02.240 And I'm like having a good time.

01:12:03.720 And then there was a slightly older kid with the girl.

01:12:07.320 And he was like, stay strong.

01:12:09.800 Like Cindy or whatever her name was. 0.99

01:12:13.040 It was like, stay strong.

01:12:14.000 And she was like crying.

01:12:14.860 It was like a formative memory watching this girl struggle.

01:12:17.800 So very fun.

01:12:18.720 I definitely have great Gravitron memories.

01:12:21.900 You slide up the thing as it goes up.

01:12:24.700 Yeah.

01:12:24.920 And it's fun.

01:12:26.480 And they play the music.

01:12:27.500 And there's the guy in the middle, the DJ.

01:12:29.900 So, you know.

01:12:30.940 Maybe we raise $70,000 so I can stuff it in my backyard and get in trouble for it.

01:12:36.220 Yeah.

01:12:36.580 There you go.

01:12:37.040 What, do you just plug it in?

01:12:38.280 Nah.

01:12:38.780 You got to assemble it.

01:12:40.060 It comes on a truck.

01:12:41.760 What's the power cable though?

01:12:44.180 Yeah.

01:12:44.780 There's a power cable.

01:12:45.840 And you just plug it in.

01:12:46.780 At the end, you just plug it in.

01:12:48.200 No, I mean, it's a higher voltage, I'm sure.

01:12:51.020 I'm sure it's like, you know, probably a step above what your washer dryer is.

01:12:57.240 I don't know.

01:12:57.480 Yeah.

01:12:57.860 That's something to look into.

01:12:59.000 Yeah.

01:12:59.480 $1,200 Powerville because I ran the Gravitron a couple times.

01:13:02.380 Yeah.

01:13:02.940 All right.

01:13:03.320 Our last piece of housekeeping.

01:13:04.760 Someone saw what looked like Richard Rapboy in the wild, at least his body type.

01:13:09.440 Yeah.

01:13:09.840 Is that you or no?

01:13:10.720 That wasn't you.

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01:14:12.060 No, that wasn't me.

01:14:13.480 That wasn't me.

01:14:14.400 But you can tell why they-

01:14:15.320 It looks a lot like me.

01:14:16.220 It looks really, really a lot like me.

01:14:19.040 They were confused.

01:14:20.320 It does look exactly like you.

01:14:21.940 Yep.

01:14:22.380 All right.

01:14:23.020 Good.

01:14:23.580 There you go.

01:14:23.900 That's the end of housekeeping.

01:14:24.780 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

01:14:27.920 Cringe of the Week.

01:14:28.960 All right.

01:14:30.580 Our first clip from Cringe of the Week is a girl who, is it a girl, a non-binary type 0.98

01:14:36.140 who gets really scared at the gym because she sees what she thinks is a Nazi tattoo.

01:14:43.600 So here she comes up, filming a guy's arm.

01:14:45.740 I looked up his policy on defensive tattoos and ended up out here with a Nazi tattoo.

01:14:52.500 I just went and got a video of it and everything.

01:14:53.980 It's pretty big. 0.91

01:14:54.900 Big double-ass bolts.

01:14:56.180 And I was debating on saying something. 0.88

01:15:00.200 I'm shaking.

01:15:01.200 He's the dude with a red tank top over there at the bench.

01:15:06.140 He's got a huge Nazi tattoo right there. 0.98

01:15:13.480 Holy crap, guys. 0.99

01:15:15.680 There was a freaking guy in this Planet Fitness. 0.99

01:15:19.420 I tend to look at tattoos. 0.98

01:15:20.740 I got a lot.

01:15:21.300 I glance, you know.

01:15:22.040 And he had a huge Nazi tattoo on his...

01:15:26.240 So she, if that's what she is...

01:15:29.040 It's a woman.

01:15:29.540 ...was really uncomfortable.

01:15:31.400 And it wasn't because she's probably injecting herself with TRT and has a mullet and isn't 0.85

01:15:36.840 androgynous.

01:15:38.420 It's because someone at the gym has a Nazi tattoo.

01:15:40.740 And as you guys probably know, especially if you're in the military, it's probably a Marine

01:15:46.400 Scout Sniper tattoo.

01:15:48.240 We have the logo here, the Marine Scout Snipers, USMC Scout Snipers, and it is the same looking

01:15:54.920 SS.

01:15:55.500 So that's more likely what it was.

01:15:57.740 But she was shaking in the gym because of the tattoo.

01:16:00.880 I'm going to start shaking in the gym and then I'm going to go whisper to the person

01:16:04.020 who makes $13 an hour working the front desk of Planet Fitness. 0.75

01:16:07.560 Hey, go take care of the Nazi. 0.99

01:16:08.880 Go confront the Nazi for me. 0.98

01:16:10.200 You're an even smaller girl than me. 0.98

01:16:11.940 Go confront the muscle-bound Nazi I invented in my head, who's actually a US veteran. 0.82

01:16:16.980 Yeah.

01:16:17.440 So it's the opposite.

01:16:18.560 No warning, no remorse.

01:16:20.780 That's what they say?

01:16:21.520 Good slogan here from them, the USMC Scout Snipers.

01:16:25.080 I like that.

01:16:25.880 No remorse.

01:16:26.760 But yeah, go confront them.

01:16:28.620 Yeah.

01:16:29.200 Step up.

01:16:30.060 You're a dude. 0.96

01:16:30.500 I thought you guys punched Nazis. 0.95

01:16:32.320 There he is. 0.93

01:16:33.420 Plain as day.

01:16:34.520 There he is.

01:16:35.940 Doing 100-pound dumbbells on the incline.

01:16:39.060 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:39.480 Go punch him. 1.00

01:16:40.120 It's basically shoulder press. 0.99

01:16:42.900 Pretty good.

01:16:43.780 All right.

01:16:44.040 Next, we have a-

01:16:44.920 But that's how it is.

01:16:45.700 You know, I get upset about it.

01:16:47.000 I film it for other people.

01:16:48.760 I whisper about it.

01:16:50.120 You're not loud.

01:16:50.980 You're not doing anything.

01:16:52.280 And then you're wrong.

01:16:53.740 And you're shaking.

01:16:54.740 It's a trifecta.

01:16:55.820 It has every piece.

01:16:57.060 It's pretty good.

01:16:58.000 Yeah.

01:16:58.140 Next, we have an LGBT woman pastor.

01:17:01.180 Word became flesh and lived among us.

01:17:04.820 And my body, your body, their bodies are home for the living God.

01:17:10.560 Yes?

01:17:11.460 Okay.

01:17:12.080 Full of grace.

01:17:14.020 Full of truth.

01:17:18.420 That is why I take my 11-year-old boy to drag shows in the summer with my friend and fellow

01:17:23.580 church leader, Kate, and her 11-year-old boy.

01:17:26.380 I want him to know that there is no wrong way to have a body, especially if you're a man.

01:17:32.300 That bodies can be celebrated and played with.

01:17:35.220 I want him to know that all bodies can shapeshift and be adorned with makeup and glitter.

01:17:40.480 All bodies.

01:17:41.840 I want him-

01:17:42.340 So you do the preaching and then you go, which is why I take my 11-year-old to drag shows.

01:17:47.200 What?

01:17:48.060 What was that part? 1.00

01:17:49.780 Sounds like some millstone around the neck shit. 0.99

01:17:52.320 I want to turn the camera around and see who's attending this. 0.99

01:17:55.520 Yeah.

01:17:56.400 Everyone's nodding.

01:17:57.200 Yeah, drag shows. 1.00

01:17:58.600 And I want to teach my son about his body and these things and you could shapeshift.

01:18:03.440 It'd be a freak.

01:18:04.740 It's like, aren't there overarching themes to teach someone?

01:18:08.980 Oh, and guess what?

01:18:10.800 They're all written down in the actual Bible.

01:18:12.860 Yeah.

01:18:13.180 But she's teaching her hyper-focused niche interests to her son instead of the principles that you

01:18:21.760 can apply to any situation.

01:18:23.780 You know what I mean?

01:18:24.380 It's like a very weird, like, I'm cutting straight to the end, how you act around trans 1.00

01:18:28.800 people in drags.

01:18:30.380 Yeah.

01:18:30.660 You're going to learn a lesson.

01:18:31.820 It's not going to be about saving money and then buying something and delaying gratification.

01:18:36.760 It's going to be about drag queens at some sort of drag show. 0.97

01:18:40.460 Yeah.

01:18:40.940 And there is-

01:18:41.800 Which I just happen to be interested in.

01:18:43.440 It's like a mechanic preacher who comes out and he's like, so that's why we need to take

01:18:47.880 care of our transmissions.

01:18:49.060 He's just focused on everything that he likes.

01:18:52.080 Oil change every 5,000, not seven, as they say.

01:18:55.760 Amen.

01:18:56.380 Yeah.

01:18:57.180 And then at the end of that, you actually know how to change your transmission if you're

01:19:00.220 this 11-year-old boy.

01:19:01.920 Yeah.

01:19:02.340 So at least it's something useful.

01:19:03.800 Well, at least he knows how to hang out at a drag show.

01:19:06.100 Yeah. 0.92

01:19:06.300 Imagine spending all the time on something completely useless.

01:19:08.960 You know, that's the sad part.

01:19:11.280 And that's what we were talking about the college debt earlier.

01:19:14.160 You spend all the time, all the money, and then, ah.

01:19:16.920 Turns out it was nothing. 0.98

01:19:17.900 It's useless.

01:19:19.340 Next.

01:19:19.980 Well, we do have a scripture here from 1 Timothy 4.1.

01:19:23.680 Can you read that, please?

01:19:24.660 The Spirit clearly says that in later times, some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving

01:19:29.960 spirits and things taught by demons.

01:19:33.240 Seems like what's going on here.

01:19:34.940 And it's not even a stretch.

01:19:35.920 It's not even like, oh, this could mean, no, it's exactly what she's doing.

01:19:39.660 That's by the book.

01:19:40.540 That's it right there.

01:19:41.660 And it's nothing new. 0.99

01:19:43.240 And obviously with the Democrat lunatics, especially the liberal white women, they do 1.00

01:19:48.840 human sacrifice with abortion. 1.00

01:19:50.640 You know that.

01:19:52.180 And this next lady. 1.00

01:19:53.340 Well, you know they're doing abortion. 1.00

01:19:54.400 And whether or not it's human sacrifice, that's up for debate for sure.

01:19:57.300 Humans are being sacrificed.

01:19:58.740 Definitely.

01:19:59.180 And then we have this next lady talking about human sacrifice. 1.00

01:20:02.060 And listen to how she justifies it. 0.97

01:20:04.800 I will die on this hill.

01:20:05.920 I'm specifically talking about the Inga here. 0.94

01:20:07.580 We're not talking about the Mexica.

01:20:08.840 That's a whole separate type of sacrifice.

01:20:10.520 If we're just looking at Tawantinsuyu, the Quechua people, the Incan empire, they practice

01:20:14.900 sacrifices like most other civilizations throughout history did in times of crisis.

01:20:20.520 So famine, natural disasters.

01:20:22.600 But the unique thing about the Quechua is that when you're looking at like the Incan civilization,

01:20:26.960 you essentially have the elites and then you have everyone else.

01:20:29.040 Sacrifices were volunteers from the elite class because they believed that the elites were

01:20:35.720 closer to the gods and could therefore appease them better.

01:20:39.220 Also, in terms of sacrifice, they were kind about it.

01:20:43.500 Hear me out.

01:20:44.640 Because unlike the Mexica, when you're like ripping out a still beating heart out of someone's 1.00

01:20:48.360 chest, the Inca would intentionally use coca leaves and would use chicha and would drug

01:20:55.440 up the sacrifice and then leave them on a mountain, a cold, chilly mountain to be exposed

01:21:01.720 to the elements.

01:21:03.720 It's a humane way to go.

01:21:05.060 Yeah.

01:21:05.480 They drug you up and they leave you on top of a mountain.

01:21:08.000 They were honorable and it was voluntary.

01:21:09.960 It was a volunteer basis.

01:21:11.060 It's like, what are you talking about?

01:21:12.840 And then if you do look at it from the way I look at it, human sacrifice still exists,

01:21:17.400 but it's more humane now because we do it with babies who haven't even left the womb

01:21:22.460 yet and the mother is inundated or whatever, takes a pill and it's like the same sort of

01:21:29.280 justification for like the most innocent and most vulnerable, but oh, they do it before

01:21:34.360 they're even born.

01:21:35.360 It's a better way. 1.00

01:21:36.260 It's like the same thing as the Incans and the other stupid group. 1.00

01:21:38.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:21:39.680 And, uh, it just reminds you and me, like think about who progressives are defending 0.99

01:21:47.320 and like the list of the types of people whose side they argue for, um, stupid progressives, 1.00

01:21:56.120 like the human sacrificers. 1.00

01:21:58.300 I'll just argue for them as a side project, as a hobby.

01:22:00.820 It wasn't that bad.

01:22:01.700 Uh, they were volunteered, uh, death row inmates, drug addicts out on the street, you know,

01:22:08.320 like there's all repeat offenders.

01:22:10.060 Yeah.

01:22:10.420 All the lowest of the low, they will go out of their way to defend for no reason, irredeemable

01:22:15.980 types.

01:22:16.440 And they go, well, someone's going to argue for them.

01:22:19.020 It's like, no, this isn't a debate club.

01:22:21.020 You don't need to have these opinions.

01:22:23.160 And then European colonizers were the bad guys because they interrupted all the stuff that 0.88

01:22:27.020 the other guys had going on here.

01:22:28.400 And that's why we say backwards and upside down.

01:22:31.140 So true.

01:22:32.300 Um, this lady must like nuclear bomb. 1.00

01:22:34.560 I was going to say, like the war is going on forever.

01:22:37.540 It's a fast way to go.

01:22:39.040 You kind of just get turned to dust.

01:22:40.660 I was going to say, what's her student loan balance. 1.00

01:22:42.980 She's the, she's talking about the type of shit. 1.00

01:22:44.900 Like she got an indigenous studies degree. 1.00

01:22:47.280 She's a PhD.

01:22:48.220 She a doctor. 1.00

01:22:48.860 She's fucked. 1.00

01:22:49.920 Yeah, she is. 1.00

01:22:50.900 All right.

01:22:51.240 Our next piece of cringe, this is something, uh, I put together.

01:22:55.520 It's not the strongest section, but there is a theme and I want everyone to watch. 0.70

01:23:02.060 It's straight people who just look gay. 0.99

01:23:04.580 Okay.

01:23:05.160 So first we have a guy who has a great experience where he's seeing an orca, but look how he 0.67

01:23:09.980 kind of acts gay about it. 0.87

01:23:11.480 Oh my God. 0.97

01:23:20.060 Once in a lifetime whale viewing two orcas go right underneath you, but you looked a little 0.99

01:23:24.760 gay. 0.99

01:23:25.120 You gave your girlfriend the ick. 1.00

01:23:26.460 Yeah.

01:23:26.840 That's, that's irreversible at some cases.

01:23:29.260 Yeah.

01:23:30.020 All right.

01:23:30.520 This swimming in the water is a tough one because you get the wrong angle, the refraction of

01:23:35.960 water and you get the wrong, your legs look tiny and your torso looks huge.

01:23:40.380 Your girlfriend can get the ick. 1.00

01:23:41.720 Stay away from water.

01:23:42.960 I saw one of treading water and it's like, someone's like kicking their legs and it looked 0.95

01:23:46.800 like a little gay ballerina dance. 0.87

01:23:48.660 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:49.060 Get the ick.

01:23:49.900 Yeah.

01:23:50.040 All right. 0.89

01:23:50.560 This next one's my favorite one of straight people acting gay. 0.99

01:23:54.360 This guy is, uh, they're on a trip and the, the caption has arrived in Barcelona, Spain.

01:23:58.980 I'm so grateful.

01:23:59.780 My husband knows Spanish and can easily communicate. 0.99

01:24:02.280 What the fuck is this guy saying? 0.99

01:24:26.380 He's not even trying to enunciate. 1.00

01:24:29.000 He's just, oh, doesn't that look gay? 0.99

01:24:34.520 Yeah. 0.98

01:24:35.080 He looks gay. 0.98

01:24:36.140 He's trying to speak Spanish. 0.98

01:24:37.440 He's a Midwestern casserole eater. 0.99

01:24:39.400 Crazy. 1.00

01:24:39.960 He looks gay. 1.00

01:24:40.960 Crazy. 1.00

01:24:42.500 All right.

01:24:42.800 Our next, uh, it's just someone speaking Spanish, but still, it didn't get loose there.

01:24:48.380 You're getting loose.

01:24:49.180 Come on.

01:24:49.980 All right.

01:24:50.400 Don't speak Spanish. 1.00

01:24:52.760 I can't agree with you there. 0.99

01:24:54.220 His accent was retarded though. 0.99

01:24:56.400 He wasn't even trying to enunciate like a Spanish speaker. 0.98

01:25:00.180 That's where you lost me.

01:25:01.940 All right.

01:25:02.820 All right.

01:25:03.560 All right.

01:25:03.720 All right.

01:25:04.220 All right.

01:25:04.720 All right.

01:25:05.220 All right.

01:25:05.720 All right. 0.97

01:25:06.220 And then he goes, E, so, you know, he's just fucking rambling and E, E, E. 0.97

01:25:11.840 All right. 0.98

01:25:12.220 All right.

01:25:12.620 Let's move on.

01:25:13.220 Our last piece.

01:25:14.460 Uh, this guy is a quarterback at TCU, Texas Christian university.

01:25:19.340 Josh Hoover is the first ever collegiate athlete to come out as a furry per sources.

01:25:23.440 Pictures were shown of him dressing up in a fursuit at a Fort Worth convention.

01:25:28.200 And he says, can confirm this is me.

01:25:31.160 I'm not saying that last thing.

01:25:32.800 I don't even know what it is.

01:25:33.980 I think they say, ooh, ooh, ooh, and they're like, and then they do this.

01:25:38.300 So he's a, I don't know, a straight guy who's a furry.

01:25:41.560 I don't think furries are straight.

01:25:42.940 I think they're on some getting. 0.85

01:25:46.600 It's a sex thing. 0.60

01:25:48.440 Yeah. 0.84

01:25:48.620 It's a sex thing.

01:25:49.320 But I looked at his profile and he's, he has a Bible verse and this is a caption.

01:25:53.840 Is this really him?

01:25:54.880 Do we know this?

01:25:55.740 Are we slandering?

01:25:56.200 Maybe he's trolling.

01:25:57.360 College quarterback.

01:25:58.260 Yeah.

01:25:58.500 I hope not.

01:25:59.340 And he looks like a nice young Christian man, uh, based on his Instagram.

01:26:03.200 And he looked like he could have even been like a show watcher type.

01:26:05.840 So I'm not going to jump on and make fun of him.

01:26:08.480 Okay. 0.95

01:26:09.240 Um, but if it was, it would be a straight guy looking gay. 0.89

01:26:12.780 Okay. 0.86

01:26:13.480 All right.

01:26:14.300 All right.

01:26:14.640 Well, that's the end of cringe.

01:26:15.620 We're now moving on to urban decay.

01:26:19.000 All right.

01:26:19.520 For urban decay.

01:26:20.200 Our first segment within urban decay is the bad stereotype section where it's basically

01:26:25.520 black people doing things that others would say are stereotypically black people things.

01:26:31.480 Okay. 0.93

01:26:31.800 And it's not helping their cause or argument for, Hey, that's a stereotype.

01:26:36.360 All right.

01:26:36.620 So first is a one-on-one fight against a white guy and look how it ends.

01:26:43.200 So they're going one-on-one.

01:26:45.300 Everything seems to be a normal fight so far.

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01:27:50.460 Gets him.

01:27:53.580 And then his boys come in and finish him off.

01:27:57.400 And now it's a five-on-one and you have to run away, which is what we talked about before.

01:28:02.460 Yeah.

01:28:02.980 You know?

01:28:03.360 Oh yeah. 1.00

01:28:03.680 Kick him while he's down. 1.00

01:28:04.500 That's gangster. 0.99

01:28:06.080 You know?

01:28:07.040 Yeah.

01:28:07.560 Yeah.

01:28:07.940 Bad for the stereotype.

01:28:08.980 There's no way to win because you get knocked out.

01:28:10.560 They jump in.

01:28:11.240 If you beat up that guy, they jump in.

01:28:13.000 It's going to be a three-on-one no matter what.

01:28:15.120 Yeah.

01:28:15.300 Pick your battles.

01:28:16.160 You shouldn't even be out in the street hanging out near these types of people.

01:28:19.420 Yep.

01:28:19.720 Next, we have a clip from an apartment complex, or maybe it's an office facility with offices.

01:28:26.180 But things escalate and shooting starts.

01:28:34.960 Yeah, I'm straight, bud.

01:28:36.160 Yeah, I'm straight.

01:28:38.180 Yeah, I'm straight.

01:28:49.720 So, nothing really happened.

01:28:58.540 Okay.

01:28:59.060 They said, oh, you straight?

01:29:00.340 You straight?

01:29:00.960 Oh, you straight?

01:29:01.880 And then a gun comes out, and then shots are fired in the entire complex through the walls.

01:29:07.340 If you're an innocent bystander or in the room next door, you're now involved in this,

01:29:12.080 and they're shooting guns through the whole building.

01:29:14.020 Okay.

01:29:14.520 Not great for the stereotypes.

01:29:16.180 For sure.

01:29:17.300 Next.

01:29:17.700 They're firing blindly.

01:29:18.880 They're just kind of shooting through drywall, too.

01:29:20.860 Flimsy doors, like that cheap door.

01:29:23.080 You know the feel of those cheap doors in a bad hallway like that.

01:29:26.360 And it goes through, like, five walls.

01:29:28.720 Like, if you shoot and miss, it's going to go all the way through the building.

01:29:32.600 Yeah.

01:29:32.840 And hopefully no one else is there.

01:29:34.640 Next, we have an off-duty cop, this woman from Houston PD, who gets really emotional and

01:29:41.300 pulls her gun off-duty.

01:29:43.280 Play with me.

01:29:43.940 Wait a second.

01:29:44.580 Play with me. 1.00

01:29:45.220 Give me the motherfucking phone. 0.99

01:29:46.160 The phone right there. 1.00

01:29:47.120 Put it in my motherfucking hand. 0.99

01:29:48.820 Yeah, man. 1.00

01:29:50.600 So you're going to shoot me over there? 1.00

01:29:52.580 Over your sister hitting me in my face? 1.00

01:29:54.980 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:29:55.480 Fuck you. 1.00

01:29:56.200 You sorry, Eddie. 1.00

01:29:57.140 You sorry. 0.99

01:29:58.280 I can't wait till they lock your ass up and I'm talking to you. 0.99

01:30:00.520 You know, y'all already, y'all already, y'all already planned it. 0.99

01:30:04.120 Y'all already set it up.

01:30:05.640 Yes.

01:30:06.240 I already know.

01:30:07.100 I promise you.

01:30:07.940 I already know.

01:30:09.080 So she brings her personal beefs to the job. 1.00

01:30:11.160 Well, it sounds like there was some sort of, he had her sister's cell phone and she's going 0.78

01:30:16.740 to get in full uniform and brandish a gun and point a gun right in this guy's face.

01:30:21.420 So a ghetto person got a job being a cop and then she acted ghetto in uniform. 0.91

01:30:29.240 Believe it or not.

01:30:30.940 I thought she left that at home.

01:30:32.800 I thought she was above that.

01:30:34.020 So that's someone who's on the police force and that's how she behaves and she's using 1.00

01:30:40.560 her uniform and gun to intimidate people. 0.91

01:30:44.040 Not good.

01:30:45.000 And then we actually do have a little update from the NYPD.

01:30:48.400 We have what appears to be an uplifting headline, but it actually is not uplifting and we'll tell

01:30:53.920 you why.

01:30:54.340 Yeah.

01:30:54.840 Largest NYPD graduating class since 2016 takes stage at Madison Square Garden as the force

01:31:01.740 reverses recruiting woes.

01:31:03.700 Quote, a blessing to our city.

01:31:05.640 A blessing to our city.

01:31:06.760 This sounds great.

01:31:07.540 A huge class of new cadets or whatever.

01:31:10.480 The police force is going to be okay.

01:31:12.480 Who are the people?

01:31:13.700 A whopping 965 new NYPD cops filled into Madison Square Garden on Wednesday for a confetti filled

01:31:20.940 police academy graduation.

01:31:23.420 The class is the largest since 2016 with more than a quarter of its grads who will soon protect

01:31:29.560 and serve are born outside the United States.

01:31:33.700 And so 252 are foreign born officers hailing from 41 countries and 476 of those cops speak

01:31:43.660 39 different languages.

01:31:46.180 The Dominican Republic was the birthplace of the largest number of graduates followed by

01:31:50.980 44 from Bangladesh, 23 from Haiti and 19 from Jamaica.

01:31:56.600 So there's a lot of cops, but they're all, a lot of them are foreign born. 1.00

01:32:00.940 So I wonder if they're going to bring their ethnic beefs to this.

01:32:03.720 We've talked about it.

01:32:04.880 And that's one thing.

01:32:07.040 The migrants, they bring their third world ethnic beefs here, like Pakistan versus India. 1.00

01:32:11.080 There's going to be a fight breakout in Canada of Pakistanis versus Indians one day. 0.99

01:32:15.480 And the ghetto cop woman brought her ghetto beef to the job. 1.00

01:32:22.880 And now these Bangladeshis and the NYPD are going to bring some sort of ethnic beef. 0.92

01:32:27.440 The Dominicans and the Haitians, do you think they get along?

01:32:30.120 That's going to be exciting.

01:32:31.360 They share an island and they have a border.

01:32:33.440 This is Manhattan.

01:32:34.800 Yeah.

01:32:35.080 Great.

01:32:36.180 Next, not good for the stereotypes.

01:32:38.760 We have a watermelon challenge that doesn't go well.

01:32:42.060 Oh, turns out getting hit in the head with a watermelon knocks you out.

01:32:56.060 I knew that.

01:32:57.320 The watermelon challenge.

01:32:59.300 This is some of the CIA's best work.

01:33:01.800 I knew that before they even did it.

01:33:04.740 Yeah, of course.

01:33:05.500 This is going to knock her out. 1.00

01:33:06.900 Didn't we see a pedophile get hit by a pumpkin? 0.98

01:33:08.960 Yeah. 0.94

01:33:09.280 And they knocked him out?

01:33:10.180 Yeah.

01:33:10.780 Same.

01:33:11.380 You hit your head on the concrete, too.

01:33:13.100 There's no preparation here.

01:33:14.880 Ground fruits and vegetables are pretty hard.

01:33:17.280 Yeah.

01:33:18.340 Next, not good for the stereotypes.

01:33:20.720 A freak out in Red Lobster.

01:33:23.000 Look at this.

01:33:23.560 You got all my power, baby.

01:33:25.060 You got all my cars. 1.00

01:33:25.960 I'm going to say what the fuck I got to say. 0.99

01:33:29.600 Yeah. 0.99

01:33:30.100 Who want what?

01:33:31.380 Who want what?

01:33:32.520 Everybody want a problem?

01:33:33.420 Who want a prize? 0.95

01:33:34.820 Who want a fight, though? 1.00

01:33:36.660 Bitch. 1.00

01:33:37.320 Bitch, shut up. 1.00

01:33:38.160 I'm going to walk out. 1.00

01:33:39.180 I'm going to walk out. 1.00

01:33:40.100 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 1.00

01:33:41.400 Quit talking to me, bitch. 1.00

01:33:43.240 Who wants up? 1.00

01:33:44.640 Who wants up?

01:33:45.500 What's up? 1.00

01:33:47.540 Bitch. 1.00

01:33:48.520 I paid my money, bitch. 1.00

01:33:50.960 Bitch. 1.00

01:33:51.860 And I'm going to get my food, bitch. 1.00

01:33:53.700 And I'm going to walk before I walk out, bitch. 1.00

01:33:55.920 All right. 1.00

01:33:56.140 We get it.

01:33:56.720 But it's the we talked about this.

01:33:58.460 It's the seafood boils at the Red Lobster.

01:34:00.780 Bringing in a certain type of clientele. 0.98

01:34:03.060 And you see him grab his plastic bag of his remaining seafood boil and bitch, who want 1.00

01:34:07.780 to fight? 0.99

01:34:08.480 Yeah.

01:34:08.680 You're freaking out in Red Lobster.

01:34:10.300 Not good for stereotypes.

01:34:12.140 You're eating a seafood boil Red Lobster.

01:34:14.360 Not good for stereotypes.

01:34:15.540 I actually wanted to applaud the black community a little bit.

01:34:19.380 I expected a lot more out of Red Lobster and the seafood boils.

01:34:23.140 I expected a lot more Urban Decay.

01:34:24.800 This is the first one we've seen.

01:34:26.600 Obviously, shame on him. 0.79

01:34:27.820 But maybe it's time to say good job to the black community. 0.92

01:34:31.580 Yeah. 0.86

01:34:31.820 Maybe they're on better behavior.

01:34:33.820 I'm hoping.

01:34:34.820 Here's to hoping.

01:34:35.500 Yeah.

01:34:36.180 All right.

01:34:36.540 Our next clip.

01:34:37.600 This guy does like a social media thing where he says, if your kid can do 10 push-ups,

01:34:42.440 I'll buy whatever you want for 30 seconds.

01:34:45.140 And here's how it goes.

01:34:46.740 Hey, excuse me.

01:34:47.480 If your son could do 10 push-ups right now, I'll buy him all the food he wants in 30 seconds.

01:34:50.900 Nine.

01:34:51.220 I'm done with it.

01:34:52.700 Ten.

01:34:53.360 That's it.

01:34:54.500 You did it.

01:34:55.220 If you have 30 seconds, grab everything you want.

01:34:56.720 Go.

01:34:57.300 What are you going to buy?

01:35:01.180 Watermelon?

01:35:04.120 Ten seconds left.

01:35:04.980 Come on.

01:35:07.120 You got five seconds.

01:35:08.140 Run.

01:35:09.360 Grab it.

01:35:09.820 Grab it.

01:35:10.120 Just throw it in.

01:35:10.780 All right.

01:35:11.020 Time's up.

01:35:12.680 You know, not the craziest clip, but watermelon and banana?

01:35:17.620 Yeah.

01:35:18.400 You could have, if you were going to do the stereotypes and not care, you would have gone straight

01:35:22.700 to the crab legs.

01:35:23.780 Yeah.

01:35:24.240 Load it up to all the crab legs. 0.98

01:35:26.580 You know, I'll never, I'll never make fun of black people for liking watermelon. 0.93

01:35:30.780 Watermelon's delicious. 0.56

01:35:31.980 I don't like watermelon.

01:35:32.800 That's a good one for them to have.

01:35:34.340 Enjoy it.

01:35:34.860 I hate all melons.

01:35:36.360 Really?

01:35:36.900 Yeah.

01:35:37.200 You don't like watermelon?

01:35:38.080 Juicy?

01:35:38.660 Nope.

01:35:39.100 I hate watermelon.

01:35:39.980 I hate cantaloupe.

01:35:40.940 I hate honeydew and I hate regular melon. 0.99

01:35:43.860 Well, cantaloupe and honeydew suck. 0.98

01:35:45.960 Yeah. 0.89

01:35:46.380 Watermelon's its own unique thing.

01:35:47.740 Watermelon's great.

01:35:48.520 It's a whole different breed. 1.00

01:35:49.680 Bland.

01:35:50.580 Interesting.

01:35:51.440 All right.

01:35:51.780 Next, our final piece of bad stereotypes.

01:35:53.840 What do you like?

01:35:54.320 What's your favorite fruit?

01:35:56.720 Do you even have one?

01:35:57.700 Do you have any fruits?

01:35:58.800 Pineapple.

01:35:59.820 Okay.

01:36:00.360 Mango.

01:36:01.440 Okay.

01:36:02.800 Green grapes.

01:36:06.240 Pineapple's the main favorite.

01:36:07.980 Strawberries, blueberries.

01:36:09.560 Okay.

01:36:10.000 I like the ones that are close to candy.

01:36:12.240 Watermelon's just-

01:36:12.840 Yeah, that's not surprising.

01:36:14.300 Watermelon's watered down.

01:36:16.140 It's still good, though.

01:36:17.380 It's gigantic.

01:36:18.200 So when it's watered down, you get the whole thing.

01:36:20.640 Whatever.

01:36:21.180 I'm not arguing with you.

01:36:22.480 All right.

01:36:22.780 Next, the final piece of bad stereotypes.

01:36:25.080 This jeweler gives this rapper a riddle, and she can't figure it out.

01:36:30.240 Hold on.

01:36:30.720 Please make me smarter.

01:36:31.700 Hold on.

01:36:32.040 And if she gets it right, she gets like three grand or something.

01:36:35.780 So $2,000 off if you can give a right answer.

01:36:39.200 Cool?

01:36:39.520 Okay.

01:36:39.860 $2,000 off.

01:36:40.360 The 45th president of USA and the 47th president of USA, they both have the same parents.

01:36:47.160 How is that possible?

01:36:48.880 The both got the same parents.

01:36:51.220 The 45th president of the USA and the 47th president got the same parents?

01:36:56.840 Yes.

01:36:58.460 How do the 45th president and the 47th president got the same parents?

01:37:02.760 It's a mystery.

01:37:03.800 They got the same parents because God made us all.

01:37:07.800 And we all got the same parents.

01:37:10.920 You got this.

01:37:11.460 Because we're not on the 47th president yet.

01:37:14.900 That's right.

01:37:15.520 It is.

01:37:16.500 You want to know the answer?

01:37:17.860 So the 45th president was Donald Trump.

01:37:21.360 And the 47th president is also Donald Trump.

01:37:26.640 Someone asked me that.

01:37:28.340 I know.

01:37:28.900 $2,000 off?

01:37:29.700 Come on.

01:37:29.980 And then he, as he's explaining it too, he goes, the 45th president is Donald Trump.

01:37:36.320 And she's like, uh-huh.

01:37:38.880 And like she doesn't realize.

01:37:40.520 And that should be like, oh, and he's president now.

01:37:44.460 And Joe Biden was 46.

01:37:46.360 She's like, uh-huh.

01:37:47.540 And then the 47th is, then she goes, oh, I get it.

01:37:50.760 So it's pretty crazy.

01:37:51.840 Yeah.

01:37:51.960 Next section within Urban, it's kind of violent.

01:37:58.120 I feel like we may have shown this before, this one, this attempt to knock out.

01:38:02.320 But basically, it's a swinging on auntie section, unfortunately. 1.00

01:38:08.500 Like, oh, shit. 1.00

01:38:10.380 Hail. 1.00

01:38:11.900 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:38:15.500 And she just ate it. 1.00

01:38:17.200 I've never seen a woman eat a punch like that. 1.00

01:38:19.640 That was unbelievable.

01:38:19.960 And it was blindsided.

01:38:21.140 It wasn't like she was looking and she gritted down.

01:38:23.600 Like, she was not expecting that.

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01:39:25.740 And she just ate it.

01:39:27.560 I've never seen anything like that.

01:39:28.680 But she must have been behaving really badly to warrant that kind of reaction.

01:39:33.080 Yeah.

01:39:33.280 I can't imagine what she was up to in that store before getting sucker punched by security.

01:39:37.880 Then again, security is not really a professional. 0.96

01:39:40.440 It's a black 22-year-old in a polo that he got from the job.

01:39:44.840 He has no training.

01:39:46.180 Yeah, it's true.

01:39:47.040 So maybe they're both at fault.

01:39:49.420 Maybe.

01:39:50.160 But I imagine she was up to no good.

01:39:52.100 Yeah.

01:39:52.520 And these next kids are up to no good, too.

01:39:54.580 And they punch an auntie as well. 0.99

01:39:56.160 Are they good? 0.99

01:39:58.160 Yeah, my nigga.

01:39:59.000 Show me your head, boy. 0.97

01:40:00.440 Yo, why are you pushing at me?

01:40:01.820 Because you're coming in with your skin. 1.00

01:40:03.600 Stop.

01:40:04.160 I'm right now.

01:40:04.500 You're going to get scared.

01:40:05.700 Seriously, stop.

01:40:06.420 Yo, back up. 0.99

01:40:07.940 You're not going to get scared, my nigga. 0.94

01:40:10.100 I'm coming back. 0.99

01:40:11.140 Stop.

01:40:11.960 Are they good? 0.97

01:40:13.340 Yeah, my nigga.

01:40:14.220 Show me. 1.00

01:40:14.640 So they slap that woman in the face, and they're kids. 0.97

01:40:17.760 And they don't get in trouble. 0.92

01:40:18.660 They don't go to jail.

01:40:20.400 That's just how it is.

01:40:21.360 Yep.

01:40:22.060 Our last clip of Urban Decay.

01:40:23.520 No comment.

01:40:24.180 It's just a horrible thing.

01:40:25.840 Just kids being happy.

01:40:27.160 And she's trying to tell them, you've got to respect me.

01:40:30.320 You're messing with me.

01:40:31.380 It's like, they don't respect you. 0.91

01:40:32.360 They're about to slug you.

01:40:34.000 There's no respect.

01:40:35.900 You can't teach a lesson to someone else's kids in that community.

01:40:39.080 Mm-mm.

01:40:40.100 Not good.

01:40:40.900 Very.

01:40:41.700 Our last clip of Urban is this guy stole someone's dog, and now he's trying to sell

01:40:47.680 it back to them for $1,500.

01:40:49.300 Yeah.

01:40:49.620 It says, my dog was stolen out of my fence.

01:40:52.260 I randomly saw this man with my dog at Kroger, and he told me $1,500 to get her back.

01:40:57.060 Told him my mom was on the way with the money, but it was actually the police.

01:41:05.120 Neck tattoos.

01:41:06.460 Little foo-foo dog.

01:41:07.740 They wanted to pay for shots and everything, because we don't pay for shots and everything. 0.97

01:41:12.420 Crazy.

01:41:13.360 Okay, well, she don't know why I ain't tripping. 0.82

01:41:16.420 It's okay with you.

01:41:17.360 Come on, man.

01:41:18.580 It's just like if my mama walked up to me to the bride today, we're the French.

01:41:22.200 We're the French.

01:41:22.720 Hi, boo.

01:41:23.460 What's your mommy girl? 0.98

01:41:24.840 Guess what I'ma talk him down?

01:41:27.040 What's your mommy girl? 0.98

01:41:28.240 And then the police get there, and it's like the police get there, and it's like that urban

01:41:33.780 individual with like the girliest dog ever that he would never own himself.

01:41:39.080 Something ain't right.

01:41:40.220 And this is like a black John Wick scenario.

01:41:42.920 Like, he stole my dog.

01:41:44.240 I'll get him back.

01:41:45.220 And the funniest part is you catch a guy with your stolen dog.

01:41:49.660 The jig is up, right? 1.00

01:41:50.800 Like, ah, shit. 1.00

01:41:51.920 Yeah, it's your dog. 1.00

01:41:52.940 Like, the attempting to blackmail someone after the crime, assuming they won't call the cops,

01:41:57.100 it's such like hood logic.

01:41:58.680 Yeah.

01:41:58.900 Like, you don't even think like, oh, I'm caught right-handed.

01:42:01.440 The police could get involved.

01:42:03.180 It's like, ah-ha, $1,500.

01:42:05.540 That's my come up.

01:42:06.480 I'm going to do a money spread with that.

01:42:08.140 That's so good. 1.00

01:42:09.040 So, retarded shit. 1.00

01:42:10.440 Very retarded. 1.00

01:42:11.200 Don't get too down or too depressed. 0.97

01:42:12.340 Moving on to Uplifting Gold, and we have real uplifting stuff.

01:42:15.760 All right, our first uplifting gold is this gigantic bird.

01:42:22.940 Is that real?

01:42:31.160 Look at the feet.

01:42:32.480 No, buddy.

01:42:33.120 I think you're getting AI slopped or just a fake bird slopped.

01:42:37.740 Yeah.

01:42:38.360 Yeah.

01:42:38.780 So, the Uplifting Gold is Fleck is tricked again.

01:42:41.280 I still have power of attorney.

01:42:43.200 I'm in charge of all his finances and his investing decisions.

01:42:46.100 So, he's actually investing conservatively now.

01:42:48.900 He's not gambling anymore. 1.00

01:42:50.320 I'm in dumb shit because he got tricked by the bird again. 1.00

01:42:53.260 No, that won't change me. 1.00

01:42:54.860 Uplifting Gold.

01:42:55.800 All right, next we have a whale shark slurping it up. 0.89

01:43:00.360 Look how he slurps it up.

01:43:02.020 Yeah, he displaces the water.

01:43:05.040 And you see he gets them in like a spiral, and the fish are kind of discombobulated, and

01:43:10.260 then he just sucks them up.

01:43:11.840 Yeah, that's a feeding frenzy.

01:43:13.260 Isn't that crazy?

01:43:14.240 All right, there you go.

01:43:15.440 Well, that's pretty interesting.

01:43:16.280 That's a marine mammal.

01:43:17.560 It's Uplifting Gold for him.

01:43:19.660 Yeah.

01:43:20.020 He likes it.

01:43:21.200 Chinese people, they take that whale shark out, they cut him up while he's still alive. 1.00

01:43:24.640 Eat him. 0.77

01:43:25.220 And they take the fish out of his stomach and eat that, too.

01:43:27.400 Not Uplifting Gold.

01:43:28.420 All right, next we have a Texas gender reveal. 1.00

01:43:34.620 He's provoking a rattlesnake.

01:43:42.620 It's a girl.

01:43:43.500 It's a girl.

01:43:44.660 And if you had missed that, you would have had a single mom.

01:43:47.520 Yep.

01:43:48.320 Yep.

01:43:48.840 All right, next we have...

01:43:50.060 Gender reveals.

01:43:52.020 That one's at least creative.

01:43:53.460 Yeah, they go too far, though.

01:43:55.180 Can't you just say it?

01:43:56.240 Isn't revealing it the fun part?

01:43:59.380 Yeah.

01:43:59.680 You know what I mean?

01:44:00.240 You don't need an elaborate way.

01:44:01.580 You're already going to see either pink or blue.

01:44:04.260 Yeah.

01:44:04.480 You don't need to make a whole thing out of it, right?

01:44:06.480 I agree.

01:44:06.960 Next, there's a homemade water slide.

01:44:09.800 Our parents' generation never did that.

01:44:11.920 No.

01:44:12.020 There was nothing like that.

01:44:13.640 The closest they did would be like...

01:44:15.340 Social media.

01:44:15.880 It's social media-ization.

01:44:16.960 Yeah.

01:44:17.700 Because back then, all they did would be like, oh, we're not going to find out until the

01:44:21.620 birthday.

01:44:22.620 And then that was their gender reveal surprise aspect.

01:44:25.920 Yeah.

01:44:26.160 They weren't doing it like this.

01:44:27.320 It's not even close.

01:44:28.220 You know, they used to have people...

01:44:29.540 You know, social media, we're talking about student debt and stuff.

01:44:32.900 Social media makes people do like, oh, a big baby shower with all these decorations 0.99

01:44:36.700 and shit. 0.99

01:44:37.640 You know, our parents' generation, baby shower is probably like, there are a couple of friends 1.00

01:44:42.620 and like a disposable camera or like, you know, a camera that wasn't really that good.

01:44:47.040 Yeah.

01:44:47.280 Oh, here's a picture from it.

01:44:48.500 It says like 1989 on the back.

01:44:50.560 And no one needs to one-up the other one from Facebook.

01:44:53.880 Yeah.

01:44:54.640 So true.

01:44:55.620 All right.

01:44:56.060 All right.

01:44:56.380 Next, they built a homemade water slide and it went really well.

01:44:59.740 Here he goes.

01:45:04.020 It's barely wet.

01:45:05.280 He's going to jump from the second level.

01:45:09.900 Watermelon challenged.

01:45:11.680 And now you're dead in the water.

01:45:13.080 The lifeless body flowing into the water.

01:45:14.880 That's very fun for me to watch.

01:45:16.560 I like that kind of stuff.

01:45:17.760 It's uplifting.

01:45:18.420 All right.

01:45:18.660 Max, this is uplifting.

01:45:19.620 This guy made a Mad Max giant truck.

01:45:26.900 Looks like Rat Boy driving.

01:45:29.740 I would have taken that boat.

01:45:40.140 Yeah.

01:45:41.480 This guy's ruined a lot to do this.

01:45:43.500 All right.

01:45:47.500 That was kind of cool.

01:46:01.580 Was there something that came through on the second thing?

01:46:05.840 He got a lot of dust in him.

01:46:07.660 Yeah.

01:46:08.020 Here's this.

01:46:08.520 Something came through.

01:46:09.900 Came through like some mirrors at 14 seconds in and then he kept going.

01:46:17.140 Yeah.

01:46:17.560 So that's dedication, I guess.

01:46:19.020 It's uplifting.

01:46:19.700 Good for him.

01:46:20.880 Next, no, we mentioned this earlier, no EBT at certain stores.

01:46:24.840 No EBT.

01:46:26.180 Nice to see.

01:46:27.280 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:27.560 No Dunkin' Frappuccino shit for you. 1.00

01:46:29.880 No energy drinks. 1.00

01:46:32.020 Keeps a certain clientele out.

01:46:34.080 Yeah.

01:46:34.760 Vegetables.

01:46:35.120 There's no snacks. 1.00

01:46:35.780 Good shit. 0.99

01:46:37.700 Very nice. 0.99

01:46:38.820 Our next clip, this Amazon worker.

01:46:41.700 This is uplifting and it shows that people can live in harmony when they have the right

01:46:47.440 values.

01:46:48.580 Hey, how you doing?

01:46:49.480 Good.

01:46:49.720 You?

01:46:50.280 Doing good.

01:46:51.000 You hungry?

01:46:51.820 I am hungry.

01:46:52.560 You want some barbecue chicken and corn on cob?

01:46:55.540 Yeah.

01:46:56.020 Come on.

01:46:57.600 Really?

01:46:58.320 Yeah, absolutely.

01:46:59.720 Dude, you're working on Memorial Day weekend.

01:47:02.680 Let's do it.

01:47:03.220 Gotta hook you up.

01:47:04.340 Let's do it.

01:47:05.820 Watch him get scared by the dog.

01:47:08.240 Memorial Day.

01:47:09.360 He won't bite.

01:47:10.200 He would have to see people.

01:47:11.600 Come on.

01:47:12.320 Come on.

01:47:13.480 It's a black lab.

01:47:14.780 It's like the friendliest breed of all time.

01:47:16.960 How you guys doing?

01:47:17.860 Hey.

01:47:18.140 Come on.

01:47:18.460 Good.

01:47:18.620 And we'll fast forward to where he gets the food.

01:47:22.780 Everyone's nice and they gave the Amazon guys some food and some food to take home.

01:47:27.040 Yeah, some corn.

01:47:27.700 And some corn.

01:47:28.620 There you go.

01:47:29.320 That's uplifting.

01:47:30.360 There you go.

01:47:30.960 That's uplifting.

01:47:32.080 Nothing else to say.

01:47:33.220 That's Americana.

01:47:34.960 But be careful.

01:47:36.700 Yeah.

01:47:37.160 Be careful out there, guys.

01:47:38.500 Don't just-

01:47:39.040 Make sure you're barbecuing out back.

01:47:40.820 He doesn't go in the house.

01:47:42.120 You're not Sandra Bullock in the blind side.

01:47:44.140 Yeah.

01:47:44.900 Yeah.

01:47:45.820 All right.

01:47:46.240 Our last-

01:47:46.940 Sandra.

01:47:47.360 Is that her name?

01:47:47.880 I don't know.

01:47:48.520 I'd say Sandra.

01:47:49.740 Sandra Bullock.

01:47:51.340 All right.

01:47:52.140 All right.

01:47:52.580 Our last clip and also the Pure Americana clip of the week.

01:47:57.040 is the Alaskan Sunnyside Sisters.

01:48:01.240 Do you know these people or-

01:48:02.380 I don't know them personally, but I saw them on my timeline and I like what I saw.

01:48:06.420 Two, three, go.

01:48:08.020 One, two, three, go.

01:48:08.060 Two, three, go.

01:48:21.180 I came here looking for something I'd wouldn't find anywhere else.

01:48:30.200 Hey, I'm not trying to be no money.

01:48:34.820 I'm just going to try to be my son.

01:48:39.420 I spent a lot of time.

01:48:40.700 Isn't that nice?

01:48:41.500 That is nice.

01:48:42.080 See the girl on the left?

01:48:43.020 I like the girl in the back, the little one. 0.99

01:48:44.820 She's got kind of a dumb smile on her face. 0.99

01:48:46.600 She's just happy to be involved. 0.99

01:48:47.780 She's the youngest.

01:48:48.680 She made it good enough.

01:48:50.220 I like the one on the left.

01:48:51.160 Now that's a guitar.

01:48:52.340 Yeah.

01:48:53.200 That's a stolen joke.

01:48:54.440 Yeah.

01:48:54.960 All right.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 08, 2025

WATERMELON CHALLENGE IS INJURING THE HOOD

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