Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 08, 2025


WATERMELON CHALLENGE IS INJURING THE HOOD


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 55 minutes

Words per Minute

175.74136

Word Count

20,244

Sentence Count

2,430

Misogynist Sentences

68

Hate Speech Sentences

108


Summary

Today on the show, we re going to end the eating with your hands debate once and for all. Then, I made an AI masterpiece that I m going to show you guys in the final page of Housekeeping. And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have bad stereotypes that appear to be true.


Transcript

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00:00:46.080 Welcome back to Flegas Talks, the podcast, episode 280.
00:00:49.780 Today on the show, we're going to end the eating with your hands debate once and for all.
00:00:55.240 Hint, our side wins.
00:00:56.560 Then, I made an AI masterpiece video that I'm going to show you guys in the final page of housekeeping.
00:01:03.240 And then in Cringe of the Week, we have a straight guys acting gay section you're not going to want to miss.
00:01:08.260 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have a bad stereotypes that appear to be true section
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00:01:16.760 All this and more is Flegas Talks, the podcast, episode 280, ranked the best news podcast.
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00:03:43.460 Hey, it's Friday.
00:03:44.460 Yeah.
00:03:44.960 First things first.
00:03:47.520 Money spread.
00:03:49.760 Money spread?
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00:03:54.980 I got $1,100 on me right now.
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00:03:58.940 Yeah.
00:03:59.400 Did it feel good?
00:04:00.380 Shit.
00:04:01.600 This should be an urban decay.
00:04:03.080 Yeah, it should be.
00:04:03.820 It feels really good to have that cash.
00:04:05.300 Well, it's actually yours.
00:04:06.160 Thank you.
00:04:06.940 I lent him money to do a money spread.
00:04:09.560 So there you go, buddy.
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00:04:11.600 I said I was doing it before we filmed, and he said I want to do it on camera.
00:04:15.140 So there you go.
00:04:15.900 $1,100 money spread.
00:04:17.140 Do you feel good?
00:04:17.720 We're doing pretty good over here.
00:04:19.380 We have less than a one-bedroom rent.
00:04:21.820 Yeah, we on the up and up.
00:04:23.760 All right.
00:04:24.340 All right, let's get into the show.
00:04:25.400 Well, I was going to say, speaking of money, we raised money last episode for the, are you
00:04:29.660 going to give an update on that?
00:04:30.660 Yeah.
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00:04:41.220 Good job, guys.
00:04:42.020 Thank you for coming together on that.
00:04:43.420 That was a great cause, and it feels good to help a fellow show watcher, especially a kid.
00:04:47.780 Yeah.
00:04:48.000 So send us a money spread before you start paying for the open heart surgery.
00:04:51.220 We need to see a money spread.
00:04:53.020 Yeah.
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00:04:58.080 Yep.
00:04:58.620 All right.
00:04:59.020 Let's get right into the show.
00:05:00.160 Okay.
00:05:00.520 Nothing crazy.
00:05:01.240 It's Friday.
00:05:01.780 So we're going to have the Friday energy, and we have a good show.
00:05:05.520 Yeah.
00:05:05.880 Are you having doubts?
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00:05:27.840 All right.
00:05:28.180 Let's get to some serious news.
00:05:29.560 There was a mass shooting.
00:05:30.860 Yeah.
00:05:32.040 At a military base at Fort Stewart, and the shooter was black.
00:05:37.460 Yeah.
00:05:38.120 And his name is Cornelius with a Q.
00:05:40.460 I didn't know that could happen.
00:05:42.220 Cornelius Radford, 28-year-old Army sergeant.
00:05:44.480 He shot five people, and no one died.
00:05:47.520 That was the leading indicator.
00:05:48.560 Which is consistent.
00:05:49.720 Yes.
00:05:50.100 Whenever there's a lot of people shot and not a lot of people dead, it's usually a certain
00:05:54.880 type of person letting the thing talk.
00:05:56.380 And this guy, look at his picture.
00:05:58.360 He looks dumb.
00:05:59.160 He doesn't, and you know, that could be construed as racist, but I think some black people look
00:06:06.260 smart.
00:06:06.740 You go, that's a smart black guy.
00:06:08.140 Yeah.
00:06:08.380 He's going to work an office job.
00:06:10.560 He's probably, you know, he knows how to work Microsoft Excel.
00:06:13.360 This guy looks like a stew-stew.
00:06:15.080 And if you look at him and you say, oh, that's racist, but like, just look at the picture.
00:06:19.380 Yeah.
00:06:19.680 He looks dumb.
00:06:20.820 Get the vibe, you judge.
00:06:22.820 I think he looks dumb.
00:06:23.960 I think he looks dumb.
00:06:25.020 And obviously, because, you know, it's Cornelius with the Q, that's why the story went to zero
00:06:29.940 so fast.
00:06:30.620 Exactly.
00:06:31.060 Everyone was talking about it.
00:06:32.200 Oh, Fort Stewart's on lockdown.
00:06:33.740 There's a shooter.
00:06:34.520 What were the motives?
00:06:35.460 And then it's building, it's building.
00:06:36.960 Dumb black guy.
00:06:37.660 Cornelius with the Q.
00:06:38.620 Yeah.
00:06:39.040 Back to zero.
00:06:39.740 No one talk about it ever again.
00:06:41.540 Standard.
00:06:42.120 All right.
00:06:42.320 Let's get to some good news.
00:06:43.940 We have some subpoenas that are going out for the Hillary Clinton Obama crew.
00:06:48.400 Can you give that a read, please?
00:06:49.500 Yeah.
00:06:49.640 The House Oversight Committee is compelling the following individuals to appear for depositions
00:06:53.880 through the subpoenas.
00:06:55.780 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Merrick Garland, former U.S. Attorney General,
00:07:02.260 FBI Director James Comey, former Attorney General Bill Barr, former Attorney General Alberto
00:07:09.600 Gonzalez, Jeff Sessions, Robert Mueller, Loretta Lynch, and Eric Holder.
00:07:14.760 So all the big names and all the big scandals over the past few administrations.
00:07:19.780 The hitters.
00:07:20.500 Yeah, pretty much.
00:07:21.380 So hopefully it's not a nothing burger like every other thing that ends up being a nothing
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00:08:56.660 I got a feeling this is going to be some strongly worded letter vibes.
00:09:01.040 Like, we're going to have some Republicans ask you some mean questions, and then they're
00:09:05.040 just going to kind of skirt around it.
00:09:06.560 You know, these types of humiliation rituals from the House Oversight Committee with no
00:09:12.520 teeth is what it seems to be happening recently.
00:09:14.800 No one ever does anything.
00:09:16.080 That's kind of a, yeah.
00:09:17.020 But I'm not black-pilled.
00:09:18.240 But.
00:09:18.840 I'm just realistic.
00:09:19.940 No one ever, nothing ever happens, right, in regards to punishing our political opponents.
00:09:24.180 And the one case where it seems something happened was with Trump.
00:09:28.600 He was constantly in court, actually fighting for his life.
00:09:31.240 That's how they do it.
00:09:32.240 Debanked.
00:09:32.680 Yeah, I know.
00:09:33.200 So I want to see it, I want to see the whip in the other hand, the glove on the other
00:09:37.200 foot, or whatever the phrase is.
00:09:38.620 Hand in the other shoe.
00:09:39.740 Something.
00:09:40.440 Yeah.
00:09:40.740 Something.
00:09:41.320 And then we have an update from Robert Mueller.
00:09:43.540 They went to, I guess, give him the subpoena, and he's in an old person memory care facility.
00:09:49.360 Yeah, former FBI Director Robert Mueller, special counsel courted to investigate President Trump
00:09:54.260 is now reportedly living in a memory care facility.
00:09:57.840 Wow.
00:09:58.120 He's dumb now.
00:09:59.860 Well, that's their favorite kind of patsy, is, you know, like the elderly, mentally declining, borderline,
00:10:08.000 what's it called when you forget everything?
00:10:10.020 Senile?
00:10:10.660 Senile, but what's the other one?
00:10:12.500 Is this you?
00:10:14.320 Alzheimer's?
00:10:14.960 Alzheimer's.
00:10:15.360 I was going to say, what's the word?
00:10:16.300 It's escaping me.
00:10:17.120 Do you need to go to a memory care facility?
00:10:18.800 No, I can remember everything from 20 years ago perfectly.
00:10:22.680 How much was in the money spread?
00:10:24.320 $1,100.
00:10:25.060 Okay.
00:10:25.780 But they go to the, he's in a memory care facility because he has Alzheimer's.
00:10:29.680 And that's probably why they liked him so much to do all the bad stuff.
00:10:34.080 Like when they ran Biden in 2020, they probably said, let's do the Mueller playbook.
00:10:38.520 And everyone knew exactly what that meant.
00:10:40.220 Yeah.
00:10:40.760 And then imagine trying to figure out like who did something in the Biden administration
00:10:44.840 that has a Biden auto pen signature on it.
00:10:47.500 And it's like, Mr. Biden, do you remember, do you recall January 28th, 2023?
00:10:52.680 And he'd go, no, like that's kind of, you're right.
00:10:56.320 Or Robert Mueller.
00:10:57.220 And then he's just kind of just like an old man who was in over his skis while a bunch of
00:11:01.940 people were beneath him doing illegal stuff that he didn't maybe fully understand.
00:11:06.540 Yeah.
00:11:06.660 But his signatures on the important papers and stuff like that.
00:11:09.480 Now he's in a memory care facility.
00:11:10.820 That's what I think happened.
00:11:11.960 Yeah.
00:11:12.360 All right.
00:11:12.680 Now we have another story from this week.
00:11:15.300 A bunch of crime obviously takes place in DC on the daily, but this time it affected someone
00:11:20.460 from Doge, that guy, Big Balls.
00:11:22.400 Yeah.
00:11:22.780 The guy, the only Doge person you pretty much know other than Elon Musk happened to get
00:11:28.080 involved in this.
00:11:29.020 Ed Corristine, a.k.a. Big Balls.
00:11:33.080 I see why he has a nickname now, Corristine, was the Doge hero who saved a woman being assaulted
00:11:39.160 in her car in DC.
00:11:41.420 Multiple teens surrounded the woman's car and attempted to carjack her and Big Balls stepped
00:11:45.520 in to save her, and this picture kind of went viral of him all bloody and beaten up, and
00:11:51.680 he got a concussion.
00:11:53.420 And it's an interesting thing.
00:11:55.000 Props to him for doing it, but it's like, Big Balls, he's a hero, and he's beaten to
00:11:58.500 shit on the ground.
00:11:59.900 He's kind of a, you know, you got the shit kicked out of you.
00:12:03.600 You did intervene, which was the right thing to do.
00:12:06.120 But it's funny.
00:12:07.080 The hero picture is not like in a superhero movie.
00:12:10.140 You're the one of the henchmen number nine.
00:12:12.740 Yeah.
00:12:13.020 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:12:14.560 And you weren't going to say that, but I kind of had to.
00:12:17.080 Yeah, I like Big Balls.
00:12:18.380 For sure.
00:12:18.940 Great move.
00:12:20.100 But he got the shit kicked out of him, right?
00:12:21.780 Richard Hazel, for some reason.
00:12:23.120 And then Trump had a, Trump wanted to say it.
00:12:27.500 Trump almost, he said, crime in Washington, DC is totally out of control.
00:12:32.220 Local youths and gang members, some only 14, 15, and 16-year-olds are randomly attacking,
00:12:37.760 mugging, maiming, and shooting innocent civilians.
00:12:40.540 I'm not going to read his full statement, but the youths, in quotes.
00:12:45.000 He's alluding to the fatigue.
00:12:47.460 Exactly.
00:12:48.560 Youths.
00:12:49.000 And a lot of the people, obviously, who do these carjackings, according to the New York
00:12:52.320 Post, minors account for half of DC's carjacking arrests since 2023.
00:12:57.600 Yeah.
00:12:58.040 So, including pint-sized perps as young as 12.
00:13:02.280 So, that's what's going on in DC.
00:13:04.140 No one gets arrested.
00:13:05.060 No one gets in real trouble.
00:13:06.500 Everyone's running around doing whatever they want.
00:13:08.640 And it's actually leading to Trump wanting to federalize DC as a whole.
00:13:13.760 Yeah.
00:13:14.040 Breaking President Trump says he is considering taking command of the DC Metro Police Department,
00:13:19.060 just picking up the crown from the gutter.
00:13:21.020 And it's a hellhole.
00:13:23.600 And we have some stats here from NWokeness.
00:13:25.960 The capital homicide rates, just capitals of various countries.
00:13:29.440 DC is 41 per 100,000.
00:13:32.220 Lima, Peru, 7 per 100,000.
00:13:34.840 Cuba, Havana, Cuba, 4 per 100,000.
00:13:38.240 Nairobi, Kenya, 5 per 100,000.
00:13:40.960 And the list goes on and on.
00:13:42.020 Like, we're like 5, 6, 7, 8x bad countries.
00:13:47.560 The United States, supposed to be the first world, has a particularly bad capital.
00:13:52.180 And it's just all black youths.
00:13:54.840 It's all black people.
00:13:56.080 We know it's heavily black, obviously.
00:13:57.780 It's all those federal employees.
00:13:59.340 Yeah.
00:13:59.900 And then their kids who are out carjacking with their friends.
00:14:03.500 And it's all repeat offenders.
00:14:05.220 And then Big Balz gets the shit kicked out of him.
00:14:07.240 And he was trying to help.
00:14:08.180 I know.
00:14:08.740 Sad.
00:14:09.140 Yeah.
00:14:09.680 So, I mean, something needs to happen.
00:14:11.440 And that's the thing.
00:14:13.200 We've talked about there's kind of the two-pronged attack, like let the cities fail on their own,
00:14:19.240 show people how bad it gets.
00:14:20.900 I'm tired of that.
00:14:22.040 And while we have the power, the federal level power, just force these cities to do things
00:14:26.780 to clean up because there's very simple things that can happen.
00:14:30.040 Yeah.
00:14:30.240 Because imagine Trump does take control of DC and then he does like the El Salvador approach
00:14:35.640 where it's like, all right, you get in trouble, you're going to jail.
00:14:38.540 That's it.
00:14:39.160 It's not even like a complicated solve.
00:14:42.360 It's not like, holy shit, a new way of policing.
00:14:44.740 Yeah.
00:14:44.880 We're going to change the rate to this percent and then we're going to do this.
00:14:47.320 It's like, no, we're going to put the people who break the law and are violent in jail.
00:14:51.180 Yeah.
00:14:51.860 So if Trump does that and you can get the DC crime rate to drop significantly, that would
00:14:56.840 actually be a good thing to show the whole country.
00:14:58.900 And then anyone else who's living in a Democrat city with horrible crime will go, why can't
00:15:03.820 we just do what Trump did in two months?
00:15:06.240 Yeah.
00:15:06.640 And then again, we've talked about the second order effect of locking up these criminals.
00:15:10.860 And it's like, if you get a carjacking, you know, a guy on his second carjacking and then
00:15:16.600 you lock him up for an extended sentence, then he's not having criminal out of wedlock children
00:15:21.080 for a 10 year period.
00:15:22.400 That's a good point.
00:15:22.900 And then the next generation doesn't have to deal with some scumbag.
00:15:26.100 It's generational.
00:15:27.040 Yeah.
00:15:27.200 And then a lot of the Democrat talking heads, they pretend to not know what the root cause
00:15:34.260 of all this violence is.
00:15:35.760 We have an example here.
00:15:36.980 Brian Krasenstein went to Japan and he had a lot to report back on how it's so much better
00:15:41.580 than America.
00:15:42.340 And listen to what he said.
00:15:43.260 Yeah.
00:15:43.460 I just returned from two weeks in Japan and I have to be honest, it really opened my
00:15:46.840 eyes to how far the U.S. is falling in so many basic ways.
00:15:51.380 Some things that stood out in two weeks across some of Japan's most densely populated cities,
00:15:56.380 I saw only two visibly homeless people.
00:15:59.520 I saw one person who appeared to be struggling with addiction.
00:16:02.680 High speed rail made affordable, clean, efficient transportation the norm, not a fantasy.
00:16:08.180 I never once felt unsafe letting my kids walk freely beside me in public.
00:16:12.740 Despite having far fewer public trash cans, Japan's street, streets had a fraction of the
00:16:17.940 litter.
00:16:18.620 The country's reduced income inequality was visible everywhere from housing to public services.
00:16:23.020 And he kind of says all these things and pretends to not know why that is.
00:16:29.040 Yeah.
00:16:29.520 And here's a hint.
00:16:31.600 98% of Japan is Japanese.
00:16:34.140 Yeah.
00:16:34.380 It's a homogenous society that's disciplined and a high IQ group and they don't let migrants
00:16:40.800 or drug addicts win.
00:16:42.900 Yeah.
00:16:43.340 With their policies, you know.
00:16:44.920 That's the key takeaway.
00:16:46.560 And give up Tokyo to street rats.
00:16:48.620 And go, oh, they're just down on their luck.
00:16:51.240 They need some help too.
00:16:52.360 And who should we prioritize for the city?
00:16:55.220 The kids and the teachers and the nice people or the guy doing heroin right now on the street?
00:17:00.740 Yeah.
00:17:00.940 Pretty simple.
00:17:01.700 Yeah.
00:17:01.860 It's very simple.
00:17:02.600 They chose correct.
00:17:03.620 And then you go there and you go, whoa, I got mind blown.
00:17:07.780 My eyes are open.
00:17:08.780 And that's the thing too.
00:17:09.700 We've talked about this a bunch is how the decay happens slowly like across the West Coast cities
00:17:15.020 and then there's shit on the ground and there's homeless and there's tents.
00:17:17.960 It happens slowly and then people are like, well, this is the only way I've known life.
00:17:23.240 Yeah.
00:17:23.420 I'm 22 years old.
00:17:24.500 It's always been like that.
00:17:25.660 That's how the cities are.
00:17:27.060 Japan doesn't give needles to people and then decriminalize doing drugs in the open.
00:17:31.620 Yeah.
00:17:32.960 Isn't that like common sense?
00:17:34.560 Yeah.
00:17:35.140 You know, like, oh, everyone's doing drugs in San Francisco.
00:17:37.600 Yeah.
00:17:37.860 The city gave them the needles and they don't get in trouble for doing it.
00:17:41.300 What do you think they're going to do?
00:17:42.600 They're drug addicts.
00:17:43.620 Yeah.
00:17:43.700 We have an example here of how the 2% are treated in Japan.
00:17:48.380 This guy is rudely talking on the phone on the subway.
00:17:53.380 Excuse me, sir.
00:17:54.660 It's very, how can I say it?
00:17:58.120 Japanese people don't make calls in San Francisco.
00:18:00.340 We don't.
00:18:00.900 Wait a minute.
00:18:01.580 Just let me know.
00:18:07.200 So he doesn't listen, but if someone's talking on the phone, something as simple as that,
00:18:12.700 which is like completely allowed in our society, there's someone who's going to come over and
00:18:16.940 go, hey, get off the phone.
00:18:18.560 We don't do that on the subway.
00:18:19.640 It's rude.
00:18:20.420 So that's the big difference.
00:18:21.920 Yep.
00:18:22.560 All right.
00:18:23.040 Next, we have a little bit of a struggling American section.
00:18:26.300 We have a couple examples here of just everyday Americans struggling for different reasons.
00:18:30.400 Uh, the first guy is being affected by healthcare premiums.
00:18:34.040 What are you pissed about now?
00:18:38.420 Same thing two years in a row.
00:18:40.060 I got a raise.
00:18:41.460 It was awesome.
00:18:42.960 And Blue Cross Blue Shield got word that I got a raise and said, oh, fuck that.
00:18:49.300 I want all the raise plus $217 a month.
00:18:55.820 Insurance premiums are up 91%.
00:18:59.520 So you get a raise, which is good.
00:19:02.480 And then the insurance is like, oh, no.
00:19:05.160 It's like a cake with nuts in it.
00:19:07.860 It's like free pop.
00:19:09.560 And you get up there and it's fucking Pepsi.
00:19:11.860 I've already talked about that.
00:19:13.380 I get it.
00:19:13.800 It's Serpy and it tastes like shit.
00:19:14.880 Yeah, that Pepsi one actually resonates with you.
00:19:16.780 I know that.
00:19:18.100 You go to the store and they go, is Diet Pepsi okay?
00:19:20.760 But basically, yeah.
00:19:22.060 But basically the guy got two raises two years in a row.
00:19:24.420 And both times his insurance premiums ate away at what should have been a raise for him.
00:19:29.560 More money in his pocket.
00:19:30.700 It just ended up going to his health insurance, right?
00:19:33.260 And yeah.
00:19:33.980 And it's just another example of our systems working against us.
00:19:36.700 And then how many examples have we shown on the show where illegals are getting free healthcare?
00:19:41.860 Yeah.
00:19:42.620 Migrants.
00:19:43.020 And this might not be direct migrants, but hospitals who offer care to migrants and then
00:19:49.320 have to like charge it off because they can't collect on it or underinsured people.
00:19:54.800 And then they're like, well, we'll just make it up from people who have insurance by kind
00:19:58.280 of charging them more and increasing our costs here and there.
00:20:01.420 This guy who drives a truck got a raise.
00:20:03.280 We'll just take that money.
00:20:04.340 We'll just take that.
00:20:05.560 Oh, you're covered, Juan.
00:20:07.280 You just came over.
00:20:08.600 Bring your ninos.
00:20:09.380 Yeah.
00:20:09.980 And so, I mean, it's a similar concept to the auto insurance raising.
00:20:13.680 All these uninsured, drunk, Modelo drinking drivers.
00:20:17.280 And then the same thing is happening at the hospital with scale.
00:20:20.360 But you can't really.
00:20:21.780 And the left will be like, you can't connect.
00:20:23.820 Those two things are completely unrelated.
00:20:26.240 But obviously, it's the same hospital that both people go to.
00:20:29.760 And they have one P&L.
00:20:32.080 They have one profit, one loss, one revenue number.
00:20:36.300 And how are they going to make it up?
00:20:38.180 They're going to squeeze the productive members of America.
00:20:40.880 So it hurts.
00:20:41.200 Yep.
00:20:41.480 And if there weren't 50 million illegals here, would your health insurance go up, down,
00:20:47.140 or stay the same?
00:20:48.660 What do you guys think?
00:20:50.140 Could be anything.
00:20:51.740 Could be anything.
00:20:52.660 Could be anything.
00:20:53.140 Economists everywhere don't know.
00:20:54.740 Believe it or not, a guy with a PhD has no fucking clue.
00:20:57.440 Yeah, but if you ask me, it goes down.
00:21:00.520 That's the answer.
00:21:01.620 All right, next, this young woman is struggling.
00:21:05.560 And her student loans are causing her big problems.
00:21:09.100 So as it turns out, the student loans that I've been paying $1,500 a month for
00:21:13.700 for two years have a 17% interest rate.
00:21:18.740 So what I thought I'd been paying off for all this time,
00:21:23.280 I'm actually like, I owe more than what I started off with.
00:21:26.700 What the fuck?
00:21:28.500 So Jeff Bezos, this would be a really cool fucking time to Venmo me, bro.
00:21:32.720 Like, I owe $90,000 and I didn't even spend that much on school.
00:21:39.440 Like, I-
00:21:39.780 Sad.
00:21:41.000 Yes.
00:21:41.580 That's usury.
00:21:42.880 Yes.
00:21:43.260 17% is predatory.
00:21:45.420 Very predatory.
00:21:46.440 And then what'd you get?
00:21:47.440 A useless degree from some stupid college where you didn't really learn anything.
00:21:51.480 You probably used AI to pass your tests and you didn't study anything specific.
00:21:56.700 And now you're trying to get a job, but you were sold the idea of, oh, you can't get a
00:22:01.540 job unless you go to college.
00:22:02.820 Yeah.
00:22:03.360 So that's like the big difference.
00:22:05.040 And they really did set you up for debt slavery disguised as financial freedom.
00:22:10.380 Go.
00:22:10.600 You want to have a life and be a normal person like your parents?
00:22:13.220 You got to go to college.
00:22:14.880 That's going to cost some money, but we'll give you a loan.
00:22:17.500 And then you get out of college.
00:22:19.160 You had a lot of fun.
00:22:19.940 You didn't really pay attention to the loan because you were drinking Wednesday through
00:22:24.680 Sunday.
00:22:25.540 And it was fun.
00:22:26.800 There's a day party.
00:22:28.420 And, oh, I'm hungover.
00:22:29.600 Go.
00:22:29.900 Hair of the dog.
00:22:30.760 Here I go again.
00:22:31.540 But no one really pays attention to what anyone's doing and no one actually learns
00:22:35.120 anything.
00:22:35.520 And then you get out and it was a trap the whole time.
00:22:38.120 Yeah.
00:22:38.360 And I am not blaming this girl.
00:22:40.320 I think this is a story that repeats itself over and over for everybody.
00:22:43.780 And unless you have a super specific degree like, oh, I'm going into mechanical engineering
00:22:49.260 and I know there's an XYZ job at the end of this, debt for college is horrible, man.
00:22:55.240 And these people, they sign on the dotted line without ever really understanding.
00:22:59.520 And what my monthly payment is going to be, how much interest I'm going to pay over the
00:23:03.700 life of paying it back.
00:23:04.780 What's the dollar amount of the monthly payment as soon as I'm out of college?
00:23:08.440 And so.
00:23:08.840 And they sign at 18 and they go, oh, I'm going to join a sorority.
00:23:12.800 Yeah, man.
00:23:14.080 And I mean, this is on parents to explain to your kids, go to an in-state school to, you
00:23:20.300 know, do what you can if you don't have the money to pay for it or if your parents don't,
00:23:24.840 because obviously most 18-year-olds don't have that kind of money.
00:23:27.440 But I feel for her.
00:23:30.300 And then I also have a, I have this like, I don't like that this type of person did it,
00:23:37.940 did something stupid, which probably got a degree that was useless.
00:23:41.580 But then colleges have also transformed and done an Indiana Jones switch where there was
00:23:47.420 a period where, oh, you have to go to college to get ahead.
00:23:49.940 And then the Indiana Jones switch it.
00:23:51.760 Now it's everyone's going to college forever for everything.
00:23:54.440 And you are going to work as a librarian or something like some menial low wage thing.
00:24:01.520 So we do have a messed up system, but ultimately it is on individuals to say, hey, don't go
00:24:07.060 into debt for that.
00:24:07.800 This is not going to be worth it.
00:24:09.100 Right?
00:24:09.620 Yeah.
00:24:09.940 Well, is there a secret information that teacher's telling you in class or can you just
00:24:14.140 learn that on YouTube?
00:24:15.320 That's what I'm saying.
00:24:15.940 And people treat debt like this, oh, well, I'll just, I'll have to owe them money when
00:24:21.360 really it should be treated as like this horrible thing that you need to avoid at all costs other
00:24:25.740 than like a mortgage.
00:24:26.800 Right?
00:24:27.480 That's true.
00:24:28.140 And then there's a lot of things, if you think about it, that have this same type of like
00:24:31.800 Trojan horse deceivory.
00:24:34.060 We're like, oh, get a Maxine so you don't get sick.
00:24:37.000 Yeah.
00:24:37.240 And then you get the Maxine and you would come on.
00:24:39.760 Yeah.
00:24:40.440 You know, it's like the opposite.
00:24:41.600 We're like, oh yeah, I'm doing this so I don't have to do that.
00:24:43.760 And then you do it and then it's the worst thing you could have imagined.
00:24:46.780 Now you're in debt slavery.
00:24:48.020 You got to go to college to make money.
00:24:49.600 And it's like, wait a second, this is negative money.
00:24:52.860 You graduate and you owe a hundred grand.
00:24:54.800 Yeah.
00:24:55.300 Yeah.
00:24:55.580 That's pretty bad.
00:24:56.140 I mean, I have a lot of problems with college without direction.
00:25:01.500 You know, if you're not doing, oh, I'm in organic chemistry or I'm going to go work
00:25:05.180 at an oil field and I just need to know how to, I need to do these environmental classes.
00:25:09.420 There's, there are pathways, but a lot of liberal arts degrees, a lot of stupid shit
00:25:15.100 that you just end up in debt for is ultimately horrible.
00:25:18.780 And you don't even really understand it at that age.
00:25:21.540 And I don't know, man.
00:25:23.340 I think parents are leading people down to a slaughterhouse.
00:25:26.880 This girl's crying in a car and the car looks a little nice to be crying in a car with 90
00:25:31.680 K and student loans.
00:25:32.400 Probably sell the car.
00:25:33.220 Sell the car.
00:25:33.940 Dump the car.
00:25:34.520 And that's the thing.
00:25:35.960 Sometimes people need to buckle down and figure out like, holy shit, I'm in a bad spot.
00:25:40.900 I need to go all out.
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00:27:16.280 You need to be sacrificing.
00:27:18.460 And the four years of partying, I think, was enough to make up for sacrificing now.
00:27:23.320 And it sucks.
00:27:24.160 But when you sign that thing before your freshman year, you're like, oh, four years?
00:27:29.060 That'll never come.
00:27:30.420 Exactly.
00:27:31.060 And now you're like two years out.
00:27:32.460 And you're like, what?
00:27:33.980 I know.
00:27:34.460 All right.
00:27:35.160 We have a last piece of our Struggling People section.
00:27:37.900 This is actually kind of good news, not for struggling people, but for the people who pay
00:27:41.580 for the struggling people.
00:27:42.840 Us.
00:27:43.360 Yeah.
00:27:43.880 Money spreaders.
00:27:44.960 Can you give that a read, please?
00:27:46.080 Yeah.
00:27:46.580 RFK Jr. announces new waivers banning soda, candy, and other junk food from food stamp eligibility.
00:27:52.920 The quote says, SNAP is a supplemental nutrition program meant to provide health food benefits
00:27:57.180 to low-income families.
00:27:59.020 So RFK got that from us.
00:28:01.520 Yeah.
00:28:02.000 We're big pushers on supplemental nutrition, like what it actually stands for, not pay all
00:28:08.420 my bills for all my kids.
00:28:10.020 It's just supplemental.
00:28:11.280 Not give me Eggos, packaged goods, processed foods.
00:28:14.260 You have a $600 grocery bill, and you have like $150 to help out.
00:28:18.000 That's supplemental, not $600 grocery bill.
00:28:21.000 Here's $600 of EBT.
00:28:22.240 And as we've discussed before, some states have already implemented this.
00:28:26.060 I think like Arkansas, maybe Colorado, a couple other random states.
00:28:29.940 But this, on a federal level, I think is rolling out in 2026.
00:28:33.980 Good to see.
00:28:34.540 Look forward to that.
00:28:35.440 And I saw a video of one store that already had a bunch of shit labeled no EBT.
00:28:40.000 Yeah.
00:28:40.460 That made me happy.
00:28:41.300 Made me smile.
00:28:42.120 That's an uplifting gold, I think.
00:28:43.540 Okay, good.
00:28:44.540 All right.
00:28:44.820 Our next story.
00:28:45.520 Howard Stern is not worth the money anymore.
00:28:48.120 Can you give that headline a read?
00:28:49.280 Yeah, SiriusXM to cancel the Howard Stern show after 20 years on the radio.
00:28:54.420 SiriusXM no longer wants to pay his $100 million salary.
00:28:58.400 It is no longer worth the investment, is the quote.
00:29:00.700 And I think that's a five-year contract.
00:29:02.560 He makes 20 mil a year.
00:29:03.780 Yep.
00:29:04.120 100 million across five years.
00:29:05.840 So he's not worth 20 million a year.
00:29:07.880 All of a sudden.
00:29:09.120 Yeah.
00:29:09.720 What happened?
00:29:11.480 USAID dries up.
00:29:13.440 Stephen Colbert's gone.
00:29:14.780 PBS is gone.
00:29:15.760 Stephen Colbert's gone.
00:29:16.940 Now Howard Stern.
00:29:17.900 And if you look back to, like, his track record and what he's been up to lately, he's just
00:29:22.540 been, like, a horrible Democrat.
00:29:24.440 Yeah.
00:29:24.660 Look, he's got a fist on his jacket here.
00:29:26.620 Is that what that is?
00:29:27.380 Like a revolution type guy?
00:29:29.600 He's a real subversive guy.
00:29:31.140 And then remember how he was during COVID?
00:29:33.840 Yeah.
00:29:34.040 It was, like, so unnatural how he was taking it and how he was, like, hating on people who
00:29:39.400 weren't taking it seriously.
00:29:41.220 It was like someone's making you this passionate with $20 million a year.
00:29:46.460 Yeah.
00:29:46.720 And Howard Stern, there was a time where he was a certain type of guy.
00:29:51.500 He would interview really famous people.
00:29:53.700 He had good guests.
00:29:55.080 And he wasn't an insufferable leftist.
00:29:58.020 And I think when you're the aging talent, there's this weird thing that happens in the media where
00:30:03.580 you have, like, a legacy audience, right?
00:30:06.700 Like, Howard Stern was hot.
00:30:08.500 And he had, like, daily listeners, right?
00:30:10.540 And then because of that, he gets paid a really big amount, like high sticker price.
00:30:16.120 Nobody makes $20 million from radio, right?
00:30:18.220 And then, ultimately, if you alienate even a part of your legacy audience, it's not like he was
00:30:24.020 getting new people, the 70-year-old man or whatever he is.
00:30:27.540 So, ultimately, he overplayed his hand.
00:30:30.380 And now it's bye-bye time, right?
00:30:32.040 It's bye-bye time.
00:30:33.000 So, it was always a nap.
00:30:34.240 Another one gone.
00:30:35.440 Yeah.
00:30:35.840 This is what we like to see.
00:30:37.460 Because you get rid of these types, him, Colbert, and all these legacy people, and then where
00:30:42.380 do the normal listeners go?
00:30:45.000 Fat Racist Podcast.
00:30:46.020 Maybe they come to Fleck us to Hawks.
00:30:47.720 Who knows?
00:30:48.280 Because back in the day, Howard Stern was offering the people the alternative media.
00:30:53.340 Saying kind of extreme things, saying things that people didn't want you to.
00:30:56.840 He was a little too sexually vulgar for my liking.
00:30:59.340 Yeah.
00:30:59.680 I was younger when he was doing the heyday of it.
00:31:03.100 But, yeah, I think he did a – and Democrats forgave him really quick when he came over
00:31:06.880 and started saying the things they liked.
00:31:09.280 Yeah.
00:31:09.760 But there was a thing where he was the alternative media, and then he eventually became everything
00:31:14.100 he said he was opposed to.
00:31:15.940 And now the next generation of alternative media is naturally going to replace him as
00:31:20.840 the cycle goes.
00:31:21.700 For sure.
00:31:22.440 Cool.
00:31:23.100 Yeah.
00:31:23.380 All right.
00:31:23.700 Our next –
00:31:24.280 It's like a tree dying, and then the fungi feasts on it.
00:31:26.980 There's some sort of ecosystem.
00:31:28.340 That a new tree comes up.
00:31:29.320 Repair is happening.
00:31:30.600 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:30.700 Stephen Colbert, dead.
00:31:31.820 Dead, Howard Stern, dead, and we'll see who's next up.
00:31:35.220 Yeah.
00:31:35.840 And dead, not in the literal sense.
00:31:38.120 Of course.
00:31:38.840 Hyperbole.
00:31:39.660 Of course.
00:31:40.540 All right.
00:31:40.860 Next, we have an Epstein story update that I think you guys would find very interesting.
00:31:46.240 What if I told you that the entire Epstein file saga is a giant psyop out of Israel, specifically
00:31:54.800 because Trump is not actually pro-Israel?
00:31:58.980 Does that sound crazy?
00:31:59.660 Does that sound like some QAnon stuff?
00:32:01.680 Does that sound wildly anti-Semitic to you?
00:32:04.380 Because that's what they say they're doing.
00:32:07.640 Okay?
00:32:07.960 This is from the Times of Israel called Trump, Israel, and the Epstein files.
00:32:11.940 Trump and his administration criticized Netanyahu and Israel, and now the Epstein files are haunting
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00:33:49.580 That's really all you need to know.
00:33:51.300 But I'll continue.
00:33:52.520 For a long time, the files had subsided in the background.
00:33:55.120 They weren't considered to be much of a threat to Trump.
00:33:56.760 But all of a sudden, right after he started up with Israel, the files surfaced and they
00:34:01.500 seemed to be overwhelming him.
00:34:03.360 Trump decided to-
00:34:04.140 That's interesting.
00:34:05.260 And this rings true to me.
00:34:06.620 And I'm sorry if I'm not blackpilled enough for you guys and you think Trump's in on it
00:34:10.500 and everyone's controlled, whatever, opposition.
00:34:13.960 But I do think this rings true because we know that the Epstein was- the whole Epstein
00:34:20.140 thing was a blackmail operation.
00:34:22.040 And we're all assuming the operation is over.
00:34:24.860 But if you look at it from the point of view that the operation is still going on and it
00:34:28.700 is still a blackmail ring and the files still do exist and who was controlling it?
00:34:33.680 Israel, in my opinion.
00:34:34.980 And then you see that Trump being added to it kind of explains his point of view and
00:34:42.000 his reaction lately, where Trump wasn't in it before.
00:34:46.280 Obviously, they never used this information against him in 2016, 2020, or 2024, which would
00:34:51.400 have been prime time to use it.
00:34:53.600 2024, basically the last time to use it.
00:34:55.860 That's your last shot.
00:34:57.140 Six months ago.
00:34:58.440 So they didn't use it all throughout those three elections.
00:35:01.360 But all of a sudden, when Trump doesn't go to full-blown war with Iran and he kind of
00:35:06.860 pushes back on Netanyahu here and there, now all of a sudden he's in the files.
00:35:11.860 And then also Trump did mention the Russia hoax, which we mentioned earlier, but he's been pushing
00:35:16.760 that lately and the Steele dossier.
00:35:19.360 And that's to show everybody that, hey, our deep state, our systems, our FBI and CIA are
00:35:24.980 willing to fabricate evidence and push false evidence that they know is not true.
00:35:30.480 So he's kind of alluding to the same thing of like, hey, all of a sudden I'm in the
00:35:34.840 Epstein files.
00:35:35.640 Does this make sense?
00:35:36.840 And if you look at it from that point of view, his reaction to the Epstein files actually
00:35:41.260 makes more sense.
00:35:42.280 And then Dan Bongino and Kash Patel doing that hostage interview.
00:35:45.620 Yeah.
00:35:46.160 Wouldn't that, that didn't make sense to me, right?
00:35:48.220 Didn't make sense to anybody.
00:35:49.180 But if you look at it from the point of view of Dan Bongino and Kash Patel know Trump was
00:35:54.000 falsely added to the Epstein files.
00:35:55.820 And here they are just trying to like back up Trump because this is a hairy situation
00:35:59.500 now.
00:36:00.240 It kind of does justify that weird interview they gave.
00:36:04.240 So watch this clip here of Trump fielding a question about Epstein and look at it from
00:36:08.340 the point of view we just discussed.
00:36:09.980 And it'll make more sense.
00:36:11.140 Is Vice President Vance hosting a gathering this evening to talk about how to respond to
00:36:15.440 the Epstein situation?
00:36:17.000 Is he working on what?
00:36:18.140 Is he hosting some kind of gathering of top advisors this evening to talk about how to
00:36:22.660 respond to the Epstein situation?
00:36:24.220 I don't know.
00:36:25.020 I could ask you that question.
00:36:27.020 I don't know of it, but I think here's the man right here.
00:36:31.000 I saw a report today and it's completely fake news.
00:36:34.600 We're not meeting to talk about the Epstein situation.
00:36:37.520 And I think the reporter who reported it needs to get better sources.
00:36:41.280 On that book, the whole thing is a hoax.
00:36:43.820 It's put out by the Democrats because we've had the most successful six months in the history
00:36:48.760 of our country.
00:36:49.620 And that's just a way of trying to divert attention to something that's total bullshit.
00:36:55.940 Okay.
00:36:56.760 So you look at it from the point of view that we just talked about and it makes more sense.
00:37:01.160 Yeah.
00:37:01.500 Where it's like, it's total bullshit.
00:37:02.820 It's a Democrat hoax.
00:37:03.860 Like they had the files all between 2020 and 2024.
00:37:07.860 I'm not doing everything for Israel and they're mad about it.
00:37:11.340 And now they're trying to ruin my life with this existing operation that's been going on
00:37:15.580 for 30 years.
00:37:16.740 Yeah.
00:37:17.120 Yeah.
00:37:17.460 Yeah.
00:37:17.620 So there's some, I'm not, and you know, if I'm wrong and Trump's in on it and there's
00:37:21.800 a bad guy like everyone else, then I'll be black pilled too.
00:37:24.980 And I'll just be a few months or years behind everyone else who's already there now, but
00:37:29.340 I'm not there yet.
00:37:30.220 And I'm still optimistic.
00:37:31.300 And obviously if you get into power, the unravel all ties with Israel button doesn't exist.
00:37:37.420 Yeah.
00:37:37.600 You don't just go in and go, all right, no more Israel involvement in our country.
00:37:41.340 That takes a long time.
00:37:43.040 And if you really wanted to get to that goal of unraveling the, uh, how much Israel is influencing
00:37:49.360 our country, it would take a lot of years and you'd have to play it cool at first.
00:37:54.840 Like, Oh, everything's fine.
00:37:55.800 Yeah.
00:37:56.080 A couple of billion a year, whatever you guys need.
00:37:58.060 Oh, October 7th.
00:37:59.000 That was bad.
00:37:59.720 But you have to, in the back of your mind, be like strategizing on how to get them out
00:38:03.300 of our government and out of the influence.
00:38:06.080 And you can't really do that day one by pressing the button.
00:38:10.640 Yeah.
00:38:10.760 So that's kind of how I see it.
00:38:12.500 No, I get that.
00:38:13.380 I, and it's an interesting perspective.
00:38:15.480 And then there's just a certain percentage of the right who will are taking this to say,
00:38:20.620 fuck this.
00:38:21.260 Of course.
00:38:22.020 Yeah.
00:38:22.320 Without much critical thought.
00:38:23.340 Trump's in on it.
00:38:23.940 We're fucked.
00:38:24.460 It's like, all right, go live in the woods.
00:38:25.960 Yeah.
00:38:26.760 And if, and if you're right, I, I'm 18 months behind you.
00:38:30.860 Yeah.
00:38:31.120 I'm coming soon.
00:38:31.960 I'm coming to the woods soon.
00:38:33.180 I'm coming.
00:38:33.820 But until then, I'm optimistic.
00:38:35.060 I'm just hoping that there is a chance.
00:38:37.520 Trump does a bunch of good stuff.
00:38:39.440 And in the meantime, but you know, you can't be too black pilled and we trust Trump.
00:38:45.940 We like Trump.
00:38:46.860 We put them in there.
00:38:48.200 Remember where we were a year ago.
00:38:49.880 Remember they shot him?
00:38:51.360 Remember how close they were to getting what they wanted?
00:38:54.500 That was Israel too.
00:38:56.800 We can't turn on Trump now.
00:38:58.720 And if at the end he ends up being in on it, then okay.
00:39:02.300 We got nobody.
00:39:03.360 Got that one wrong.
00:39:04.260 We're fucked.
00:39:05.140 There's no show.
00:39:06.520 We live in the woods in a trailer again.
00:39:08.220 Yeah.
00:39:08.640 I get it.
00:39:09.380 All right.
00:39:09.700 At least he got 1100.
00:39:10.680 Yeah.
00:39:10.960 At least I do at least.
00:39:13.120 All right.
00:39:13.760 We're in our migrant section now.
00:39:15.380 We have a clip here of ICE doing a raid at Home Depot in a U-Haul truck.
00:39:26.000 Everyone scatters.
00:39:28.780 That's good to see.
00:39:29.820 Yeah.
00:39:30.040 It was a Penske truck.
00:39:31.200 Penske truck.
00:39:31.840 Yeah.
00:39:32.540 And I like this because a lot of people are not going to be showing up to Home Depot and
00:39:37.820 loitering looking for work.
00:39:39.080 And then if they're not working and they're not making money and then they're more likely
00:39:42.460 to self-deport.
00:39:43.200 So those self-deport numbers will keep going up.
00:39:45.600 Absolutely.
00:39:46.380 And then, you know, a lot of the workers, like when you picture a Home Depot worker,
00:39:54.880 you think of like, oh, that guy, some old man, Clint Eastwood type from The Mule is going
00:40:01.600 to come and hire two guys to help lay the tile down in his bathroom.
00:40:05.300 Right.
00:40:05.720 That's like kind of what you think.
00:40:06.940 You're like, oh, OK, yeah, just for odd jobs and shit.
00:40:09.000 When in reality, it's like a Hispanic citizen or a Hispanic guy with some sort of residency
00:40:16.400 comes in and he's like a contractor.
00:40:19.460 He bids a job knowing he's going to go get day laborers from Home Depot.
00:40:24.040 So he bids a job at like a mediocre price, but then he gets his labor for the cheapest
00:40:30.040 possible price.
00:40:30.840 And then his entire business is based on exploiting the spread between illegal immigrants who hang
00:40:39.080 out at Home Depot and the homeowner.
00:40:40.920 And so that guy makes his money on basically human trafficking.
00:40:45.500 Yeah.
00:40:46.040 Basically bringing random Mexicans to come into your house and work on something that he quoted
00:40:51.360 you at.
00:40:51.860 Right.
00:40:52.160 So it's not like, oh, well, I just go down and I can have them do the rocks in my backyard.
00:40:58.040 It's like people are making a business out of this.
00:41:00.880 That's a good point.
00:41:01.800 Yeah.
00:41:02.340 And then with raids like this, there's obviously going to be a decline in people showing up
00:41:06.300 to Home Depot for work, like we said.
00:41:08.100 And bigger picture, when you extrapolate that out, it's going to lead to a decline in remittances,
00:41:12.740 remittances, which is money being sent from here back to people's home countries.
00:41:17.320 And we have a U.S.-Mexico remittance payment graph.
00:41:20.320 Yeah.
00:41:20.720 Cash sent home by Mexicans craters 16.2% in June as more immigrants leave the U.S. workforce.
00:41:28.400 And you see, since Trump got into office, it is a straight line down on U.S.-Mexico remittance
00:41:33.720 payments.
00:41:34.380 Good.
00:41:35.000 Yeah.
00:41:35.660 So that's uplifting.
00:41:36.540 That's money that leaves our economy completely.
00:41:38.980 And it goes to Mexico and they operate in U.S. dollars for certain transactions.
00:41:43.560 And, you know, it never comes back.
00:41:46.300 So when you pay an American to do something, he goes and spends the money that you gave
00:41:51.500 him at a local shop.
00:41:52.820 He buys a baseball bat for his son.
00:41:54.940 When you're getting a general contractor who just exploited a parking lot, a Home Depot
00:42:00.580 parking lot full of people, that money goes back to Mexico and is hanging around in the
00:42:05.460 slums there.
00:42:06.460 Quesadillas.
00:42:07.520 Yeah.
00:42:08.180 Pinatas.
00:42:09.020 Oh, yeah.
00:42:09.600 What else?
00:42:10.220 The fruit with the spices on it.
00:42:12.020 Yeah.
00:42:12.260 Tajin.
00:42:12.760 They like that shit.
00:42:13.860 We don't need to spend our money on that.
00:42:15.320 None of that helps the economy.
00:42:18.240 All right.
00:42:18.820 Next, we have Stephen Miller on Fox News talking about the census and how it was used to kind
00:42:25.360 of rig the elections.
00:42:27.300 Chicago, New York, Massachusetts.
00:42:29.880 Democrats have gerrymandered the vote beyond recognition to try to maintain their advantage
00:42:36.880 in the House elections.
00:42:38.620 On top of that, let's not forget, Democrats rigged the 2020 census by including illegal
00:42:46.600 aliens.
00:42:47.300 Remember, they sued Donald Trump.
00:42:49.580 They sued the administration.
00:42:51.480 They fought tooth and nail to include illegal aliens in the census.
00:42:55.860 20 to 30 of House Democrat seats wouldn't exist but for illegal aliens.
00:43:02.320 Texas is-
00:43:02.980 There's the key takeaway.
00:43:04.760 Yeah, so we've obviously been talking a lot about gerrymandering the past couple episodes
00:43:08.760 and their NOS boosters.
00:43:11.760 Gerrymandering plus illegals equals a very, very different system than what it would be
00:43:16.580 in a normal America, right?
00:43:18.000 Exactly.
00:43:18.840 And keep in mind, if we get these illegals deported, we have this huge ICE budget now.
00:43:23.400 We have self-deportations going up.
00:43:25.020 And then if we do a citizen-only census, those are like huge things that put us on a different
00:43:31.700 track from where we are right now.
00:43:33.580 And it's a reason to not be black-pilled.
00:43:35.620 Yeah.
00:43:35.880 And I saw a tweet from, I believe, Charlie Kirk before we walked in here to film that was
00:43:41.520 talking about how in the Constitution it says a census should be done once.
00:43:47.960 There was some wording in it where it's like at least once every 10 years.
00:43:51.560 It doesn't say, and historically we do it in 2020, 2030, we do it every 10 years, but there's
00:43:57.580 nothing saying we can't do an impromptu one.
00:43:59.920 Let's do a new fresh one.
00:44:01.300 Let's do a fresh one.
00:44:02.300 No illegals right now.
00:44:03.880 Let's get this sorted before the midterms.
00:44:05.680 Gerrymander Texas, Florida, and Indiana, and just fucking sweep these people.
00:44:09.540 See what happens.
00:44:10.180 I'm tired.
00:44:11.040 Yeah, I'm tired.
00:44:12.800 We have more good news with some H-1B changes.
00:44:16.000 This is medium news.
00:44:17.560 I would, it's definitely directionally correct, but I want more.
00:44:22.520 The Trump admin is making a change to the H-1B program starting September 2nd, forcing
00:44:26.600 all renewals to do mandatory interviews.
00:44:29.900 This makes the process fantastically slower.
00:44:33.340 Naturally, the responses are seething.
00:44:35.320 And this is from that, like the H-1B subreddit.
00:44:37.820 I wish they just said no more.
00:44:39.720 Well, yeah, and that's the point.
00:44:40.760 That would have been the good news.
00:44:42.040 That would have been the really good news.
00:44:43.200 This is like you're frustrating the Indians who are already here trying to game the system.
00:44:46.580 And this was a, this was like a COVID era thing.
00:44:50.440 Like think about coming into the country.
00:44:53.340 Oh, I'll just apply online.
00:44:54.660 And as long as I don't have a criminal record, I'd never even have to talk to anybody.
00:44:58.240 You don't have to go face to face with an American to become an American.
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00:46:32.880 Or to live here for an extended amount of time and work at, like, Microsoft or whatever company.
00:46:37.520 That's very true.
00:46:38.480 Like, you should have to sit across the table from someone.
00:46:41.820 And this is our version of the immigration courts.
00:46:44.920 Like, yeah, you got a court date in 2029 when Joe Biden was letting the migrant crisis happen.
00:46:49.960 And ours is like, yeah, we'll get around to interviewing you, I think.
00:46:53.800 Yeah, soon.
00:46:54.860 You're H-1B for a while.
00:46:56.240 You're not a permanent citizen of any type.
00:46:58.580 Very true.
00:46:59.180 And then we have people freaking out and getting mad.
00:47:01.320 Yeah, just some comments.
00:47:02.680 It's only going to get worse from here.
00:47:04.260 The plan is to force people to leave or torture them with problems at every step.
00:47:08.320 They actually already cut the staff at embassies and intentionally reduced number of appointments.
00:47:13.360 Their point is, where are you going to go?
00:47:15.220 We don't care and we don't want you to come.
00:47:17.560 And they said behind the door is a brick wall.
00:47:19.320 Good.
00:47:20.160 That sounds like someone who could, that could be like a right-wing thing.
00:47:23.440 I know.
00:47:23.740 Where it's like, you just look at it from a different point of view of like, yeah, this is sick.
00:47:26.800 Don't even come.
00:47:27.900 Behind the door is a brick wall.
00:47:29.460 Thank you.
00:47:30.740 We're on the same page.
00:47:33.500 Next, we have a clip from the Minnesota mayor.
00:47:37.440 Yeah, this guy went viral when we were on vacation.
00:47:40.460 So we didn't really cover him that much.
00:47:42.280 But his name is Omar Fateh.
00:47:44.220 And he, you'll never guess, believe it or not, he's Somali.
00:47:49.640 I wouldn't even know that.
00:47:51.320 Believe it or not, he's Somali and he's running for mayor and he's a state senator at this point.
00:47:55.620 And he's the captain now.
00:47:57.380 Here's a quote.
00:47:57.920 We heard them being called terrorists.
00:48:01.120 We heard them being called drug dealers.
00:48:05.240 We heard a lot of insults.
00:48:07.300 We heard that they're a threat to our national security.
00:48:10.760 And that's a flat-out lie.
00:48:11.940 You want to know who the real threat is, Madam President?
00:48:17.560 I'll give you a hint.
00:48:18.580 They don't look like our chief author.
00:48:20.860 They don't look like the folks up in the gallery.
00:48:23.240 They don't look like the folks on the rotunda.
00:48:25.880 They look like many of the members that sit in the front.
00:48:29.980 And you don't have to take my word for it.
00:48:32.720 According to DHS, Madam President,
00:48:34.480 the greatest domestic threat facing the United States comes from, quote,
00:48:40.700 racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists,
00:48:44.060 specifically those who advocate for the superiority of the white race,
00:48:50.640 not our immigrants.
00:48:53.620 Yeah, so he's saying that, like, white Republicans are the real threat to the country?
00:48:57.440 Yeah.
00:48:57.800 Which is funny because our side doesn't say,
00:49:01.520 oh, the real problem is all these Somalis coming here and getting into power
00:49:05.260 and looking out for themselves and not assimilating.
00:49:08.000 And that would be true.
00:49:09.880 Don't we say that?
00:49:11.000 No, we do.
00:49:11.700 But, like, in a public hearing like that, no one says anything like that.
00:49:15.320 I say that.
00:49:15.940 You have to hear it from us.
00:49:17.380 But that is true, like what we just said.
00:49:20.340 And then he's saying this, which is not true,
00:49:23.240 and it's like an immigrant lie.
00:49:25.400 It's kind of a lesson there somewhere.
00:49:26.860 Yeah, and then there's also a thing that I believe
00:49:29.800 Mimetic Sisyphus has talked about a lot on Twitter.
00:49:32.400 A lot of these things that they point to for the white supremacist stuff,
00:49:36.060 the stats where they say they're actually the biggest threat,
00:49:38.440 a ton of it is, like, prison gang violence,
00:49:41.160 like where white people join the all-white prison gang,
00:49:44.920 and then that's all counted towards terror.
00:49:46.960 And it's like if you are in a white prison gang
00:49:50.580 and then you kill someone over a drug deal gone wrong,
00:49:53.380 that's now skinhead terrorism.
00:49:56.060 But so, yeah.
00:49:57.480 I don't know.
00:49:57.960 Who do you trust?
00:49:58.600 Who do you think?
00:50:00.180 The Somalis who are scamming autism centers
00:50:02.700 and what's the Feed America, Feeding America scam?
00:50:06.360 These people who are sucking out hundreds of millions of dollars
00:50:09.120 from the local economy, and they just got here.
00:50:12.140 I'm more scared of the big heads than the skinheads, for sure.
00:50:15.780 That's how you can sum it up.
00:50:17.020 Very good.
00:50:17.960 You have that written down?
00:50:18.860 No.
00:50:19.300 Oh, okay.
00:50:19.760 I just thought that up.
00:50:20.840 All right.
00:50:21.660 All right, let's get into our Indian debate.
00:50:24.940 We talked about this in the intro.
00:50:26.200 So, Indian, this woman is Indian and eating.
00:50:29.940 And she says, it's not the hands that bother you,
00:50:33.000 it's the culture behind it.
00:50:34.300 And she's comparing, like, eating American food
00:50:36.460 versus eating Indian food.
00:50:37.780 Here's the video.
00:50:38.360 So, it's not the hands that bother you.
00:50:42.860 So, she's eating a burger, and then now she's eating her slop.
00:50:45.840 And what she's saying is true.
00:50:50.940 Like, it is the culture behind it that is the problem.
00:50:54.140 You just have it actually all the way backwards.
00:50:56.420 And when you compare the cultures, like, that's the thing I don't understand,
00:51:00.580 is, like, you can't ever say, like, oh, like,
00:51:03.060 white American culture is better than Indian culture.
00:51:05.960 Like, you couldn't say that.
00:51:07.640 But then if you can't say that, does that mean that every culture is exactly equal?
00:51:11.640 Because that's not true.
00:51:12.940 I've seen Indian people eat, shit, throw their trash away, talk to girls.
00:51:18.600 Yeah.
00:51:18.940 It's not the best.
00:51:20.040 Yeah.
00:51:20.300 And then the country ends up being a reflection of the culture, right?
00:51:23.740 Yeah.
00:51:23.960 Like, we just got done talking about how sick Japan is.
00:51:27.140 And then that has nothing to do with the culture.
00:51:29.120 Or you can't rank that.
00:51:30.780 Somalis are just the same.
00:51:32.000 Yeah.
00:51:32.460 And they're obviously not, right?
00:51:33.760 And they're obviously not.
00:51:35.000 And then they try to get us and say, well, like, you guys eat messy, too.
00:51:39.360 And we have some clips or pictures here of, like, someone eating wings or ribs or a seafood boil.
00:51:45.580 And that's once a quarter.
00:51:46.920 And it is messy and embarrassing.
00:51:49.200 And it comes with, like, a wet wipe.
00:51:51.780 Yeah.
00:51:51.980 We send out a wet wipe with it.
00:51:53.860 And no one has poopy butt fingers that they're putting in their mouth.
00:51:57.160 And my fingers never go in.
00:51:59.000 Yeah.
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00:53:30.200 It's messy.
00:53:31.060 Sure, it's saucy.
00:53:32.120 But my fingers never go into my cheek to make sure the rice clump and tandoori, whatever, don't fall out.
00:53:37.920 And that's the key difference.
00:53:39.280 In her clip, she's saying, oh, I'm eating a sandwich.
00:53:42.580 Nothing different than me eating this orange schlop rice soup.
00:53:47.200 You're eating soup with your hands.
00:53:48.780 Yeah.
00:53:48.980 You're putting your fingers all the way in your mouth.
00:53:51.140 The other one's a sandwich.
00:53:52.240 It's like completely confined.
00:53:53.560 Don't disrespect Earl of Sandwich like that.
00:53:55.640 I wouldn't.
00:53:56.500 You know?
00:53:57.160 So it's obviously not the same.
00:53:59.300 And the poopy butt fingers is key.
00:54:01.700 Yeah.
00:54:02.420 And we have a clip.
00:54:03.380 You had a good tweet about it.
00:54:04.800 Well, I just said, I saw this video is what actually inspired this tweet.
00:54:08.680 The woman comparing like a cheeseburger that's completely dry.
00:54:12.200 Yeah.
00:54:12.840 And I said, if the third world slop hand eaters were smart, they would attack buffalo wings.
00:54:17.500 But they aren't smart.
00:54:18.480 So they compare sucking soup off their fingers to eating a cheeseburger.
00:54:21.520 That's a good point.
00:54:22.480 So they weren't even arguing it right.
00:54:23.860 I was showing them how to argue it.
00:54:25.520 Yeah.
00:54:25.860 I eat wings pretty bad.
00:54:27.880 And then to be fair, chicken wings, ribs, and seafood boil.
00:54:30.700 Ribs and seafood boil.
00:54:32.980 We could give those to the blacks.
00:54:35.020 Those, we know who eats those.
00:54:37.440 Chicken wings too, but I enjoy it.
00:54:40.000 I enjoy it as well.
00:54:40.760 Yeah.
00:54:41.240 That's a good point.
00:54:42.080 And then when it comes to the cultures, like we mentioned last episode, what they're up
00:54:47.200 to and used to in India does carry over here.
00:54:50.540 Because even if they're not participating in it directly, they're still like okay with
00:54:54.620 it or like lived next to it and didn't really care.
00:54:57.640 Here's what fishing in India looks like.
00:54:59.420 So they're fishing in like the dirtiest river ever.
00:55:05.460 And then they give it to a lady and she gets straight to it.
00:55:14.880 You see that?
00:55:15.740 They caught a fish, gave it to a lady and she started biting it.
00:55:18.280 She's like biting the barbs off a catfish.
00:55:20.480 What is she biting?
00:55:21.680 What is she biting?
00:55:22.700 She goes straight to it.
00:55:24.140 Oh God.
00:55:25.200 And they're line fishing.
00:55:26.460 They're just like line fishing with their hands.
00:55:28.720 Yeah.
00:55:29.020 Getting bottom feeders.
00:55:30.460 Are catfish bottom feeders?
00:55:31.840 They eat everything and they're disgusting.
00:55:33.940 Disgusting.
00:55:34.500 And look at that river.
00:55:35.100 And then you get them out, you take them out of the water and they go.
00:55:39.240 And they go, oh, eat that.
00:55:40.900 Yeah.
00:55:41.360 Eat that now.
00:55:42.360 He's ready to go.
00:55:43.400 Cows are sacred though.
00:55:44.440 Yep.
00:55:44.780 And then another problem with Indian culture, like we've talked about before,
00:55:48.640 there's too much poop involved.
00:55:50.400 There's a poop everywhere.
00:55:51.880 They poop by the train tracks.
00:55:53.140 They all go and they poop by the train tracks.
00:55:54.740 They poop by the train tracks.
00:55:55.940 They don't clean the poop correctly.
00:55:58.560 The poop's on their hands.
00:55:59.500 They put their hands in their mouth and they eat.
00:56:01.360 It's all like boils back down to poop stuff.
00:56:04.660 Well, you know, I'll push back on that a little bit.
00:56:07.340 Well, we've heard the stories about the truck drivers who are splashing water.
00:56:11.020 Yeah.
00:56:11.300 Pooping around.
00:56:11.920 But most, the thing that I see is they squat down, they shit,
00:56:16.920 and then they just pull their pants up.
00:56:18.860 So they have poopy butt crack.
00:56:20.800 Poopy butt crack.
00:56:21.300 Walking around with poopy butt crack.
00:56:23.240 Smell like shit.
00:56:24.300 Smell like shit all day.
00:56:25.580 And then you eat the catfish, bite the barbs off.
00:56:28.220 Oh, catfish.
00:56:28.960 Your wife actually does that.
00:56:31.000 Yeah.
00:56:31.520 It's very different.
00:56:33.080 And then they're going to come here and argue with us about how to eat.
00:56:36.520 Yeah.
00:56:37.160 And saying that, oh, we got it wrong.
00:56:39.040 Yeah.
00:56:39.700 And we're hypocrites.
00:56:40.620 It's not even close.
00:56:42.680 Next, we have a picture.
00:56:44.560 This is from an Indian news article, and they used a stock photo of a gun.
00:56:49.000 And there's poop in the picture.
00:56:50.700 Yeah.
00:56:50.960 You zoom in, and there's like a little turd pile.
00:56:53.840 What is everyone?
00:56:54.800 Why is everything about poop with these people?
00:56:56.940 And they overlook it.
00:56:58.080 They didn't even mind.
00:56:59.940 They go, nothing wrong.
00:57:01.440 Oh, let's move the gun 10 feet away.
00:57:03.700 There's poop there, too, probably.
00:57:05.040 Yeah.
00:57:05.440 That's the problem.
00:57:06.080 There's poop everywhere.
00:57:06.760 That was the best poop area.
00:57:09.520 I know.
00:57:09.860 That was the least poop was one poop.
00:57:11.580 Just a little bit of poop.
00:57:12.840 Crazy.
00:57:13.520 All right.
00:57:13.880 Let's get into our European migrant section.
00:57:16.440 We're going to go faster through this.
00:57:18.000 This is just some points.
00:57:19.080 But we have a Dublin before and after.
00:57:21.920 This is articles from 2003.
00:57:23.760 Dublin, one of the safest cities in the world.
00:57:25.880 2024, Dublin ranked among the top 10 most dangerous major cities in Europe.
00:57:29.900 What changed?
00:57:30.680 All the migrants.
00:57:31.700 20 years.
00:57:32.400 One person's lifetime.
00:57:33.540 And like a third of a 60-year-old's lifetime.
00:57:36.700 That's how quick they can rug pull and change the entire world on you.
00:57:40.880 Crazy.
00:57:42.080 And then next, we have another thing for Scotland.
00:57:44.840 Almost half of Scotland's foreign prisoners come from just three countries.
00:57:48.520 More than a quarter, 26.3% of Eritreans living in Scotland are estimated to be in prison.
00:57:56.320 And more than one in five, 21.9% Somalis.
00:58:01.440 So, one in four Eritreans living in Scotland are in jail right now.
00:58:07.820 And then one in five Somalis are in jail.
00:58:11.520 And they probably are lenient on a lot of them.
00:58:14.700 Yeah.
00:58:15.160 So, the number should be one-third and then one-quarter, you know?
00:58:19.180 They come from their country, Eritreol or whatever, in Somalia.
00:58:23.720 And you go live in Scotland and then you just go to jail.
00:58:26.120 And they're both war-torn shitholes on the Horn of Africa.
00:58:28.780 The Eritreans and Somalians are basically cousins, culturally speaking, cousins.
00:58:33.420 They look about the same.
00:58:35.560 Somali got the worst end of it, obviously.
00:58:37.340 You saw.
00:58:38.760 But it's basically the same thing.
00:58:40.400 And it's like, hmm, a quarter of the people are in jail.
00:58:43.740 So, why are any of them here?
00:58:45.940 Yeah.
00:58:46.480 That's the question, right?
00:58:47.860 And it should be more.
00:58:48.940 Yeah.
00:58:49.200 Because they let them go.
00:58:50.520 And then next, they have to change the culture in the UK.
00:58:54.680 Now they have these things on the sidewalk that says, stand back, because...
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01:00:29.120 Someone's going to grab your phone.
01:00:31.100 Some bike rat's going to grab your phone.
01:00:33.340 Mind the grab.
01:00:34.560 Mind the grab.
01:00:35.680 Used to be mind the gap for the trains.
01:00:37.360 It's mind the grab now.
01:00:38.560 Yeah.
01:00:38.780 And then here's what the healthcare system in the UK looks like.
01:00:43.860 Can you read that, please?
01:00:44.680 Yeah, this guy broke his ankle and he said, never been clearer to me that this country is on its absolute arse, turned up to A&E with a near enough confirmed broken slash fractured ankle, can't walk, and the wait time is six hours and seven hours elsewhere.
01:01:02.440 Advice given is to go home, hope for the best, and return tomorrow.
01:01:06.560 And everyone there is Muslim.
01:01:07.580 If you look at the people who are clogging up your emergency services that your forefathers paid into and helped establish, it's all headdress Muslim foreign types.
01:01:20.240 Yeah.
01:01:20.700 And you can't get seen with your white leg.
01:01:23.480 And imagine if all those people weren't in the country, they'd be empty.
01:01:27.580 I would say the wait time's probably 45 minutes.
01:01:29.760 Oh, we'll get to you right away, sir.
01:01:31.000 Come in right now.
01:01:31.940 Yeah, no migrants here.
01:01:33.140 Come on in.
01:01:33.700 Would you like a cup of tea?
01:01:35.040 Yeah.
01:01:35.600 They're really nice about it.
01:01:36.660 That was the difference.
01:01:38.040 And then this is just another stat about names in the UK.
01:01:41.880 Can you read that?
01:01:42.780 Yeah.
01:01:42.960 The name Yahya saw a larger increase in baby name popularity than any other male name in the top 100 in the UK last year.
01:01:51.460 And that name, which is shared by the former leader of Hamas, Yahya Sinwar, gained 33 places from the previous year.
01:02:00.680 So Mohammed is a very popular name in the UK.
01:02:04.880 And now Yahya, because he led Hamas, saw a resurgence.
01:02:10.100 For all these British blokes.
01:02:11.840 Yeah.
01:02:12.560 Pretty bad.
01:02:13.400 And then we have a clip here of Sadiq Khan, the mayor of London.
01:02:17.380 And listen to what he says about what he's going to do when he brings Trump to London.
01:02:21.440 Come to London and let me show him around our wonderfully diverse communities.
01:02:28.400 Let me take him on the Pride March this coming summer, next summer.
01:02:34.280 Let me take him to a mosque.
01:02:36.140 Let me take him to some of our diverse communities and understand that actually it is perfectly compatible to be a Westerner and to be a Muslim.
01:02:45.560 And it's perfectly compatible to treat women with respect and to be a leader and to be a man.
01:02:52.240 It's perfectly compatible to be somebody who, you know, disagrees, but disagrees agreeably.
01:02:59.080 Of course.
01:02:59.960 So you're going to have Trump visit the UK and you're going to take him to mosques, diverse neighborhoods and pride parades.
01:03:08.020 Not one English thing to be shown.
01:03:10.060 No fish and chips.
01:03:11.140 No industry that's famously English.
01:03:13.480 Big Ben.
01:03:14.040 He's not going to take you to the tailor, you know, get you a nice English suit.
01:03:18.960 It's all the mosques, gay people, and just some fucking multicultural area.
01:03:24.000 Hey, Trump, look at this brown horde.
01:03:27.120 Pretty good, huh?
01:03:28.780 They don't look like you and that's why you hate them.
01:03:30.960 And it's like, no, they got poop fingers.
01:03:33.720 Yeah.
01:03:33.940 So that's what's important to the mayor of London.
01:03:37.260 Yep.
01:03:38.000 Not good.
01:03:38.800 But that is the end of our migrant section.
01:03:40.520 And now we're moving on to the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.
01:03:44.000 Tickle and juice, guys.
01:03:45.020 You know what to do.
01:03:46.180 We're going to go a little fast.
01:03:48.320 We'll go how it goes.
01:03:50.140 Okay.
01:03:50.700 Because we might go a little late today, but whatever.
01:03:54.120 I don't care.
01:03:54.880 It's Friday.
01:03:56.200 First, we have a story of a two-foot-long rat.
01:03:59.260 That's the story.
01:04:00.380 That's it.
01:04:00.920 Two-foot-long rat, almost the size of a small cat, discovered inside family home.
01:04:05.860 And there he is.
01:04:06.600 He's kind of like bagged up.
01:04:08.760 Migrants eat that.
01:04:09.960 Oh, yeah.
01:04:10.460 They'll grill it up on the street.
01:04:11.960 That's a huge one.
01:04:13.080 They open up the fire hydrant, let the kids play a slip and slide, and they grill up the rat on the street.
01:04:17.520 They like it.
01:04:18.380 I know.
01:04:18.980 All right.
01:04:19.380 Next, we have a – this is a prank video from Ed Bassmaster.
01:04:23.780 But I have a deeper point that I want to cook on after.
01:04:31.620 Here, put the cigarette out, man.
01:04:36.420 I'm not supposed to be smoking in here, man.
01:04:38.700 Put the cigarette out.
01:04:39.880 You don't work here, boss.
01:04:41.300 I'm outside.
01:04:43.800 So it's Ed Bassmaster.
01:04:45.300 He does pranks.
01:04:45.960 He's a really funny guy.
01:04:47.360 But why am I bringing this up?
01:04:48.700 There's a deeper point I want to make, and I'm going to extrapolate a little bit.
01:04:51.660 I've been watching Mindhunter again on Netflix.
01:04:54.840 Again?
01:04:55.340 Do you ever see it before?
01:04:56.320 I saw it before, and I'm watching it again.
01:04:58.280 And it's about FBI agents.
01:04:59.840 It takes place in the 70s.
01:05:01.780 And what I noticed was everyone's ripping cigs.
01:05:04.200 Of course.
01:05:05.020 We're constantly ripping cigs.
01:05:06.640 They're on an airplane, and they're ripping cigs.
01:05:09.460 Everyone's ripping cigs constantly.
01:05:12.320 And when they made that illegal, I think that could have sparked woke.
01:05:17.560 Because imagine smoking on an airplane now.
01:05:19.640 It would be insane.
01:05:20.880 They'd divert the plane.
01:05:21.940 They'd land it.
01:05:22.680 If you smoke a vape in the bathroom, they emergency land the plane.
01:05:25.960 You'd get dragged out by air marshals, right?
01:05:28.640 Yeah.
01:05:29.060 I don't know if they emergency land.
01:05:30.780 If you smoked a cigarette, they would emergency land.
01:05:33.080 Maybe.
01:05:33.680 Maybe.
01:05:34.040 You know?
01:05:34.460 I don't know.
01:05:34.800 It would be like, oh, my God.
01:05:35.860 You won't believe what happened.
01:05:36.820 It would be news.
01:05:37.600 Yeah.
01:05:38.040 Yeah.
01:05:38.320 They'd force you to put it out, I think.
01:05:39.840 But back then, you sat there.
01:05:41.480 You didn't even ask the guy next to you.
01:05:42.860 And you just lit up and smoked a cigarette on the airplane.
01:05:45.140 And back then, people were tougher.
01:05:49.040 People were so unoffendable that the guy next to him smoking a cigarette on the airplane didn't really affect their day.
01:05:57.180 Didn't even change them in the moment.
01:05:59.000 They were just like, ah, whatever.
01:06:00.240 Yeah.
01:06:00.440 They were hard-nosed people.
01:06:02.240 But now, everyone freaks out, and it's like a federal crime, and it would be like the story of the day for everyone who witnessed it.
01:06:09.720 Yeah.
01:06:10.140 But there was like a threshold of being offended, and that threshold got eroded in a million different ways.
01:06:16.180 But one example is the cigarette smoking.
01:06:18.940 Back then, people didn't care.
01:06:21.680 I have bigger things to worry about.
01:06:23.220 I don't care what this guy is up to.
01:06:24.780 Yeah.
01:06:25.160 I don't like to smoke, but I'm not going to get in his business.
01:06:28.360 Or what he does doesn't affect me.
01:06:29.940 I'm on my own path.
01:06:32.560 And now, it's gotten to the point where if you smoked a cigarette on the airplane, you make people freak out.
01:06:37.520 Yeah.
01:06:37.740 They're going to wrestle you down.
01:06:38.960 You know?
01:06:39.540 So there's just something there to show how offendable people became.
01:06:44.980 Yeah.
01:06:45.500 Yeah.
01:06:45.920 I get it.
01:06:46.560 I get it.
01:06:47.200 If you did it today, everyone goes crazy.
01:06:49.400 All right.
01:06:49.660 We have an old Tucker clip.
01:06:50.980 We recently learned, or we knew, but we've been talking about recently how Tucker's dad was in the CIA.
01:06:57.120 Everyone knew that.
01:06:58.020 People are hinting that Tucker could be in the CIA as well.
01:07:01.680 When he did that interview with Putin, the first thing Putin said was, oh, yeah, I heard you applied to the CIA.
01:07:07.520 It's too bad they didn't accept you.
01:07:09.700 And it was kind of like a tongue-in-cheek, kind of like shot at Tucker, like you better keep it 100.
01:07:13.700 I know you're in the CIA.
01:07:16.080 Maybe, maybe not.
01:07:17.360 But here we have Tucker talking about the trips he used to take with his dad, who was in the CIA.
01:07:22.400 So I'm out of material, as we say.
01:07:24.400 You took a pretty well-publicized trip with your father.
01:07:26.760 Was it about a year and a half ago?
01:07:28.100 How long has it been?
01:07:29.160 Since we were in Pakistan.
01:07:30.360 The two of you together?
01:07:31.760 The one where you got left behind for a couple days.
01:07:34.200 Oh, no.
01:07:34.720 That was when I went to Vietnam with John McCain.
01:07:36.680 Yeah, I had a hassle at the airport.
01:07:38.700 And are you still traveling with your father on trips?
01:07:40.740 Well, I didn't go with him on that trip.
01:07:42.240 No, actually, we went to Pakistan together this time.
01:07:45.960 And we had a problem coming back when our plane went down.
01:07:50.460 But we're fine.
01:07:51.800 We had a great time.
01:07:52.380 The plane went down?
01:07:53.320 Yeah, we were on a Pakistan Airways flight from Peshawar to Dubai.
01:07:58.040 And something happened to the plane, and it crashed.
01:08:01.300 Were people injured?
01:08:02.440 Yeah, a number of people were injured.
01:08:04.300 You seem to have a lot of adventures when you travel.
01:08:06.240 Well, you know, I don't know.
01:08:07.200 You leave the country, it's a scary world out there.
01:08:10.380 How often and why do you travel professionally with your father?
01:08:13.520 I don't.
01:08:14.120 I just went on this trip with him.
01:08:16.100 I was actually playing, going with another friend of mine who's a reporter.
01:08:19.460 But he didn't go.
01:08:21.320 He couldn't go at the last minute.
01:08:22.280 And, you know, not fun to travel abroad by yourself.
01:08:25.020 My father's a great guy to travel with and very amusing and adventurous person who's up for anything.
01:08:31.880 So I said, let's go to Pakistan.
01:08:33.340 Okay.
01:08:33.820 For people that don't know him, what did he do with his career?
01:08:36.960 He's done a bunch of things.
01:08:38.040 He was a longtime journalist.
01:08:39.700 He was at the L.A. Times and ABC for many years and then did a bunch of other things.
01:08:44.860 And then ran Voice of America and Corporation Public Broadcasting.
01:08:50.520 And lives here in Washington.
01:08:51.360 And lives from Washington, yes.
01:08:52.520 Next.
01:08:53.080 It's interesting.
01:08:53.900 Yeah.
01:08:54.240 And then Tucker also, when he was younger, went to Colombia, I think.
01:08:59.040 What was the one?
01:09:00.520 What was the Iran Contras?
01:09:02.180 Where did they get the money for that from?
01:09:04.680 Iran Contra?
01:09:06.600 That was Nicaragua, I thought.
01:09:07.920 Yeah, it was Nicaragua.
01:09:08.820 So he went to Nicaragua, I believe, randomly.
01:09:12.100 Okay.
01:09:12.980 While it was all kind of popping off.
01:09:15.640 So something to think about.
01:09:17.240 All right.
01:09:17.740 And I'm not against Tucker, but Tucker's dad's in the CIA.
01:09:21.920 People are saying Tucker's in the CIA.
01:09:23.640 Then you see clips like that.
01:09:24.800 And then you see him attacking certain people.
01:09:26.520 And you kind of wonder what his motivation is.
01:09:29.340 Okay.
01:09:30.180 All right.
01:09:30.400 Fair.
01:09:30.860 Let's get to the fun stuff.
01:09:31.880 Let's get to the stuff that really matters.
01:09:33.220 The AI videos.
01:09:34.520 Okay.
01:09:34.800 So, first things first, I found a bunch of AI videos that I really liked that I did not make.
01:09:41.500 Okay.
01:09:41.940 We're going to play a couple of those now.
01:09:43.540 I swiped the EBT.
01:09:45.100 It said decline.
01:09:47.500 Girl, I ain't paying no cash.
01:09:49.140 Hell no.
01:09:49.900 You ever been in a situation like this with a bonnet wearing La Fonda?
01:09:53.300 You're not racist.
01:09:54.820 You're just exhausted.
01:09:57.140 That's when my doctor prescribed me Civilize.
01:09:59.340 Not to make it better, just so I could keep my mouth shut and walk away.
01:10:03.480 With Civilize, you don't hear the ignorance.
01:10:06.300 You don't feel the heat.
01:10:07.760 You just move forward.
01:10:13.140 Thanks to Civilize, I don't even hear it anymore.
01:10:16.660 All right.
01:10:16.980 So, that was one that I found in the wild that I thought was pretty funny.
01:10:20.060 I made my own AI video.
01:10:22.380 As you guys know, I went to shark fishing on vacation and caught multiple sharks.
01:10:26.740 Yeah.
01:10:26.960 He keeps bringing it up.
01:10:28.080 Wasn't even hard.
01:10:28.940 And I turned one of my photos into a full movie.
01:10:33.580 I don't know.
01:10:34.580 Cinematic masterpiece.
01:10:36.120 Whatever you want to call it.
01:10:37.460 The writing's on the wall.
01:10:38.780 Hollywood is going to die.
01:10:39.940 Yeah.
01:10:40.320 From stuff like this.
01:10:41.920 Things that I'm up to.
01:10:43.140 So, here's the video I made in AI.
01:10:46.140 Why was it so hard?
01:10:47.980 What the?
01:10:48.740 Oh, whoa.
01:10:49.360 Hey.
01:10:49.920 Oh, whoa.
01:10:51.080 Hey, watch out.
01:10:52.160 Hey.
01:10:52.980 Ah!
01:10:53.380 He's got my arm.
01:10:56.700 Oh, my other arm.
01:11:02.040 Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:06.460 Glad that's over.
01:11:08.680 Another one.
01:11:09.500 Oh, no.
01:11:11.480 Oh, no.
01:11:12.300 Oh, no.
01:11:14.940 This ends now.
01:11:18.260 And then I shoot it and he dies.
01:11:20.540 Wow.
01:11:21.480 Isn't that pretty good?
01:11:22.600 Yeah, that was good.
01:11:24.360 So, you recorded your voice and then put it in, sliced it in?
01:11:27.440 Yeah.
01:11:27.800 All right.
01:11:28.400 Yeah, yeah.
01:11:29.000 I see what you're up to with all your free time.
01:11:31.040 I worked hard.
01:11:31.820 It took hours to make that.
01:11:32.900 I know.
01:11:33.360 There you go.
01:11:33.780 And at the end, I have fin, like the French final, like it's over, but it's fin like a
01:11:38.500 shark fin.
01:11:39.140 Smart.
01:11:40.020 All right.
01:11:40.340 Last two things.
01:11:41.000 That's a double entendre.
01:11:42.220 Yeah, double entendre.
01:11:43.920 Last two things.
01:11:45.580 Gravitron for sale.
01:11:47.020 $70,000.
01:11:49.460 Tempting.
01:11:50.140 I have a big childhood memory of that, of the Gravitron.
01:11:52.900 Me too.
01:11:53.480 A girl got like, you know, you're supposed to put your legs in a certain way and you're
01:11:57.400 getting spun around.
01:11:58.500 And a little girl did the thing wrong.
01:12:02.240 And I'm like having a good time.
01:12:03.720 And then there was a slightly older kid with the girl.
01:12:07.320 And he was like, stay strong.
01:12:09.800 Like Cindy or whatever her name was.
01:12:13.040 It was like, stay strong.
01:12:14.000 And she was like crying.
01:12:14.860 It was like a formative memory watching this girl struggle.
01:12:17.800 So very fun.
01:12:18.720 I definitely have great Gravitron memories.
01:12:21.900 You slide up the thing as it goes up.
01:12:24.700 Yeah.
01:12:24.920 And it's fun.
01:12:26.480 And they play the music.
01:12:27.500 And there's the guy in the middle, the DJ.
01:12:29.900 So, you know.
01:12:30.940 Maybe we raise $70,000 so I can stuff it in my backyard and get in trouble for it.
01:12:36.220 Yeah.
01:12:36.580 There you go.
01:12:37.040 What, do you just plug it in?
01:12:38.280 Nah.
01:12:38.780 You got to assemble it.
01:12:40.060 It comes on a truck.
01:12:41.760 What's the power cable though?
01:12:44.180 Yeah.
01:12:44.780 There's a power cable.
01:12:45.840 And you just plug it in.
01:12:46.780 At the end, you just plug it in.
01:12:48.200 No, I mean, it's a higher voltage, I'm sure.
01:12:51.020 I'm sure it's like, you know, probably a step above what your washer dryer is.
01:12:57.240 I don't know.
01:12:57.480 Yeah.
01:12:57.860 That's something to look into.
01:12:59.000 Yeah.
01:12:59.480 $1,200 Powerville because I ran the Gravitron a couple times.
01:13:02.380 Yeah.
01:13:02.940 All right.
01:13:03.320 Our last piece of housekeeping.
01:13:04.760 Someone saw what looked like Richard Rapboy in the wild, at least his body type.
01:13:09.440 Yeah.
01:13:09.840 Is that you or no?
01:13:10.720 That wasn't you.
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01:14:12.060 No, that wasn't me.
01:14:13.480 That wasn't me.
01:14:14.400 But you can tell why they-
01:14:15.320 It looks a lot like me.
01:14:16.220 It looks really, really a lot like me.
01:14:19.040 They were confused.
01:14:20.320 It does look exactly like you.
01:14:21.940 Yep.
01:14:22.380 All right.
01:14:23.020 Good.
01:14:23.580 There you go.
01:14:23.900 That's the end of housekeeping.
01:14:24.780 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.
01:14:27.920 Cringe of the Week.
01:14:28.960 All right.
01:14:30.580 Our first clip from Cringe of the Week is a girl who, is it a girl, a non-binary type
01:14:36.140 who gets really scared at the gym because she sees what she thinks is a Nazi tattoo.
01:14:43.600 So here she comes up, filming a guy's arm.
01:14:45.740 I looked up his policy on defensive tattoos and ended up out here with a Nazi tattoo.
01:14:52.500 I just went and got a video of it and everything.
01:14:53.980 It's pretty big.
01:14:54.900 Big double-ass bolts.
01:14:56.180 And I was debating on saying something.
01:15:00.200 I'm shaking.
01:15:01.200 He's the dude with a red tank top over there at the bench.
01:15:06.140 He's got a huge Nazi tattoo right there.
01:15:13.480 Holy crap, guys.
01:15:15.680 There was a freaking guy in this Planet Fitness.
01:15:19.420 I tend to look at tattoos.
01:15:20.740 I got a lot.
01:15:21.300 I glance, you know.
01:15:22.040 And he had a huge Nazi tattoo on his...
01:15:26.240 So she, if that's what she is...
01:15:29.040 It's a woman.
01:15:29.540 ...was really uncomfortable.
01:15:31.400 And it wasn't because she's probably injecting herself with TRT and has a mullet and isn't
01:15:36.840 androgynous.
01:15:38.420 It's because someone at the gym has a Nazi tattoo.
01:15:40.740 And as you guys probably know, especially if you're in the military, it's probably a Marine
01:15:46.400 Scout Sniper tattoo.
01:15:48.240 We have the logo here, the Marine Scout Snipers, USMC Scout Snipers, and it is the same looking
01:15:54.920 SS.
01:15:55.500 So that's more likely what it was.
01:15:57.740 But she was shaking in the gym because of the tattoo.
01:16:00.880 I'm going to start shaking in the gym and then I'm going to go whisper to the person
01:16:04.020 who makes $13 an hour working the front desk of Planet Fitness.
01:16:07.560 Hey, go take care of the Nazi.
01:16:08.880 Go confront the Nazi for me.
01:16:10.200 You're an even smaller girl than me.
01:16:11.940 Go confront the muscle-bound Nazi I invented in my head, who's actually a US veteran.
01:16:16.980 Yeah.
01:16:17.440 So it's the opposite.
01:16:18.560 No warning, no remorse.
01:16:20.780 That's what they say?
01:16:21.520 Good slogan here from them, the USMC Scout Snipers.
01:16:25.080 I like that.
01:16:25.880 No remorse.
01:16:26.760 But yeah, go confront them.
01:16:28.620 Yeah.
01:16:29.200 Step up.
01:16:30.060 You're a dude.
01:16:30.500 I thought you guys punched Nazis.
01:16:32.320 There he is.
01:16:33.420 Plain as day.
01:16:34.520 There he is.
01:16:35.940 Doing 100-pound dumbbells on the incline.
01:16:39.060 Yeah.
01:16:39.480 Go punch him.
01:16:40.120 It's basically shoulder press.
01:16:42.900 Pretty good.
01:16:43.780 All right.
01:16:44.040 Next, we have a-
01:16:44.920 But that's how it is.
01:16:45.700 You know, I get upset about it.
01:16:47.000 I film it for other people.
01:16:48.760 I whisper about it.
01:16:50.120 You're not loud.
01:16:50.980 You're not doing anything.
01:16:52.280 And then you're wrong.
01:16:53.740 And you're shaking.
01:16:54.740 It's a trifecta.
01:16:55.820 It has every piece.
01:16:57.060 It's pretty good.
01:16:58.000 Yeah.
01:16:58.140 Next, we have an LGBT woman pastor.
01:17:01.180 Word became flesh and lived among us.
01:17:04.820 And my body, your body, their bodies are home for the living God.
01:17:10.560 Yes?
01:17:11.460 Okay.
01:17:12.080 Full of grace.
01:17:14.020 Full of truth.
01:17:18.420 That is why I take my 11-year-old boy to drag shows in the summer with my friend and fellow
01:17:23.580 church leader, Kate, and her 11-year-old boy.
01:17:26.380 I want him to know that there is no wrong way to have a body, especially if you're a man.
01:17:32.300 That bodies can be celebrated and played with.
01:17:35.220 I want him to know that all bodies can shapeshift and be adorned with makeup and glitter.
01:17:40.480 All bodies.
01:17:41.840 I want him-
01:17:42.340 So you do the preaching and then you go, which is why I take my 11-year-old to drag shows.
01:17:47.200 What?
01:17:48.060 What was that part?
01:17:49.780 Sounds like some millstone around the neck shit.
01:17:52.320 I want to turn the camera around and see who's attending this.
01:17:55.520 Yeah.
01:17:56.400 Everyone's nodding.
01:17:57.200 Yeah, drag shows.
01:17:58.600 And I want to teach my son about his body and these things and you could shapeshift.
01:18:03.440 It'd be a freak.
01:18:04.740 It's like, aren't there overarching themes to teach someone?
01:18:08.980 Oh, and guess what?
01:18:10.800 They're all written down in the actual Bible.
01:18:12.860 Yeah.
01:18:13.180 But she's teaching her hyper-focused niche interests to her son instead of the principles that you
01:18:21.760 can apply to any situation.
01:18:23.780 You know what I mean?
01:18:24.380 It's like a very weird, like, I'm cutting straight to the end, how you act around trans
01:18:28.800 people in drags.
01:18:30.380 Yeah.
01:18:30.660 You're going to learn a lesson.
01:18:31.820 It's not going to be about saving money and then buying something and delaying gratification.
01:18:36.760 It's going to be about drag queens at some sort of drag show.
01:18:40.460 Yeah.
01:18:40.940 And there is-
01:18:41.800 Which I just happen to be interested in.
01:18:43.440 It's like a mechanic preacher who comes out and he's like, so that's why we need to take
01:18:47.880 care of our transmissions.
01:18:49.060 He's just focused on everything that he likes.
01:18:52.080 Oil change every 5,000, not seven, as they say.
01:18:55.760 Amen.
01:18:56.380 Yeah.
01:18:57.180 And then at the end of that, you actually know how to change your transmission if you're
01:19:00.220 this 11-year-old boy.
01:19:01.920 Yeah.
01:19:02.340 So at least it's something useful.
01:19:03.800 Well, at least he knows how to hang out at a drag show.
01:19:06.100 Yeah.
01:19:06.300 Imagine spending all the time on something completely useless.
01:19:08.960 You know, that's the sad part.
01:19:11.280 And that's what we were talking about the college debt earlier.
01:19:14.160 You spend all the time, all the money, and then, ah.
01:19:16.920 Turns out it was nothing.
01:19:17.900 It's useless.
01:19:19.340 Next.
01:19:19.980 Well, we do have a scripture here from 1 Timothy 4.1.
01:19:23.680 Can you read that, please?
01:19:24.660 The Spirit clearly says that in later times, some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving
01:19:29.960 spirits and things taught by demons.
01:19:33.240 Seems like what's going on here.
01:19:34.940 And it's not even a stretch.
01:19:35.920 It's not even like, oh, this could mean, no, it's exactly what she's doing.
01:19:39.660 That's by the book.
01:19:40.540 That's it right there.
01:19:41.660 And it's nothing new.
01:19:43.240 And obviously with the Democrat lunatics, especially the liberal white women, they do
01:19:48.840 human sacrifice with abortion.
01:19:50.640 You know that.
01:19:52.180 And this next lady.
01:19:53.340 Well, you know they're doing abortion.
01:19:54.400 And whether or not it's human sacrifice, that's up for debate for sure.
01:19:57.300 Humans are being sacrificed.
01:19:58.740 Definitely.
01:19:59.180 And then we have this next lady talking about human sacrifice.
01:20:02.060 And listen to how she justifies it.
01:20:04.800 I will die on this hill.
01:20:05.920 I'm specifically talking about the Inga here.
01:20:07.580 We're not talking about the Mexica.
01:20:08.840 That's a whole separate type of sacrifice.
01:20:10.520 If we're just looking at Tawantinsuyu, the Quechua people, the Incan empire, they practice
01:20:14.900 sacrifices like most other civilizations throughout history did in times of crisis.
01:20:20.520 So famine, natural disasters.
01:20:22.600 But the unique thing about the Quechua is that when you're looking at like the Incan civilization,
01:20:26.960 you essentially have the elites and then you have everyone else.
01:20:29.040 Sacrifices were volunteers from the elite class because they believed that the elites were
01:20:35.720 closer to the gods and could therefore appease them better.
01:20:39.220 Also, in terms of sacrifice, they were kind about it.
01:20:43.500 Hear me out.
01:20:44.640 Because unlike the Mexica, when you're like ripping out a still beating heart out of someone's
01:20:48.360 chest, the Inca would intentionally use coca leaves and would use chicha and would drug
01:20:55.440 up the sacrifice and then leave them on a mountain, a cold, chilly mountain to be exposed
01:21:01.720 to the elements.
01:21:03.720 It's a humane way to go.
01:21:05.060 Yeah.
01:21:05.480 They drug you up and they leave you on top of a mountain.
01:21:08.000 They were honorable and it was voluntary.
01:21:09.960 It was a volunteer basis.
01:21:11.060 It's like, what are you talking about?
01:21:12.840 And then if you do look at it from the way I look at it, human sacrifice still exists,
01:21:17.400 but it's more humane now because we do it with babies who haven't even left the womb
01:21:22.460 yet and the mother is inundated or whatever, takes a pill and it's like the same sort of
01:21:29.280 justification for like the most innocent and most vulnerable, but oh, they do it before
01:21:34.360 they're even born.
01:21:35.360 It's a better way.
01:21:36.260 It's like the same thing as the Incans and the other stupid group.
01:21:38.960 Yeah.
01:21:39.680 And, uh, it just reminds you and me, like think about who progressives are defending
01:21:47.320 and like the list of the types of people whose side they argue for, um, stupid progressives,
01:21:56.120 like the human sacrificers.
01:21:58.300 I'll just argue for them as a side project, as a hobby.
01:22:00.820 It wasn't that bad.
01:22:01.700 Uh, they were volunteered, uh, death row inmates, drug addicts out on the street, you know,
01:22:08.320 like there's all repeat offenders.
01:22:10.060 Yeah.
01:22:10.420 All the lowest of the low, they will go out of their way to defend for no reason, irredeemable
01:22:15.980 types.
01:22:16.440 And they go, well, someone's going to argue for them.
01:22:19.020 It's like, no, this isn't a debate club.
01:22:21.020 You don't need to have these opinions.
01:22:23.160 And then European colonizers were the bad guys because they interrupted all the stuff that
01:22:27.020 the other guys had going on here.
01:22:28.400 And that's why we say backwards and upside down.
01:22:31.140 So true.
01:22:32.300 Um, this lady must like nuclear bomb.
01:22:34.560 I was going to say, like the war is going on forever.
01:22:37.540 It's a fast way to go.
01:22:39.040 You kind of just get turned to dust.
01:22:40.660 I was going to say, what's her student loan balance.
01:22:42.980 She's the, she's talking about the type of shit.
01:22:44.900 Like she got an indigenous studies degree.
01:22:47.280 She's a PhD.
01:22:48.220 She a doctor.
01:22:48.860 She's fucked.
01:22:49.920 Yeah, she is.
01:22:50.900 All right.
01:22:51.240 Our next piece of cringe, this is something, uh, I put together.
01:22:55.520 It's not the strongest section, but there is a theme and I want everyone to watch.
01:23:02.060 It's straight people who just look gay.
01:23:04.580 Okay.
01:23:05.160 So first we have a guy who has a great experience where he's seeing an orca, but look how he
01:23:09.980 kind of acts gay about it.
01:23:11.480 Oh my God.
01:23:20.060 Once in a lifetime whale viewing two orcas go right underneath you, but you looked a little
01:23:24.760 gay.
01:23:25.120 You gave your girlfriend the ick.
01:23:26.460 Yeah.
01:23:26.840 That's, that's irreversible at some cases.
01:23:29.260 Yeah.
01:23:30.020 All right.
01:23:30.520 This swimming in the water is a tough one because you get the wrong angle, the refraction of
01:23:35.960 water and you get the wrong, your legs look tiny and your torso looks huge.
01:23:40.380 Your girlfriend can get the ick.
01:23:41.720 Stay away from water.
01:23:42.960 I saw one of treading water and it's like, someone's like kicking their legs and it looked
01:23:46.800 like a little gay ballerina dance.
01:23:48.660 Yeah.
01:23:49.060 Get the ick.
01:23:49.900 Yeah.
01:23:50.040 All right.
01:23:50.560 This next one's my favorite one of straight people acting gay.
01:23:54.360 This guy is, uh, they're on a trip and the, the caption has arrived in Barcelona, Spain.
01:23:58.980 I'm so grateful.
01:23:59.780 My husband knows Spanish and can easily communicate.
01:24:02.280 What the fuck is this guy saying?
01:24:26.380 He's not even trying to enunciate.
01:24:29.000 He's just, oh, doesn't that look gay?
01:24:34.520 Yeah.
01:24:35.080 He looks gay.
01:24:36.140 He's trying to speak Spanish.
01:24:37.440 He's a Midwestern casserole eater.
01:24:39.400 Crazy.
01:24:39.960 He looks gay.
01:24:40.960 Crazy.
01:24:42.500 All right.
01:24:42.800 Our next, uh, it's just someone speaking Spanish, but still, it didn't get loose there.
01:24:48.380 You're getting loose.
01:24:49.180 Come on.
01:24:49.980 All right.
01:24:50.400 Don't speak Spanish.
01:24:52.760 I can't agree with you there.
01:24:54.220 His accent was retarded though.
01:24:56.400 He wasn't even trying to enunciate like a Spanish speaker.
01:25:00.180 That's where you lost me.
01:25:01.940 All right.
01:25:02.820 All right.
01:25:03.560 All right.
01:25:03.720 All right.
01:25:04.220 All right.
01:25:04.720 All right.
01:25:05.220 All right.
01:25:05.720 All right.
01:25:06.220 And then he goes, E, so, you know, he's just fucking rambling and E, E, E.
01:25:11.840 All right.
01:25:12.220 All right.
01:25:12.620 Let's move on.
01:25:13.220 Our last piece.
01:25:14.460 Uh, this guy is a quarterback at TCU, Texas Christian university.
01:25:19.340 Josh Hoover is the first ever collegiate athlete to come out as a furry per sources.
01:25:23.440 Pictures were shown of him dressing up in a fursuit at a Fort Worth convention.
01:25:28.200 And he says, can confirm this is me.
01:25:31.160 I'm not saying that last thing.
01:25:32.800 I don't even know what it is.
01:25:33.980 I think they say, ooh, ooh, ooh, and they're like, and then they do this.
01:25:38.300 So he's a, I don't know, a straight guy who's a furry.
01:25:41.560 I don't think furries are straight.
01:25:42.940 I think they're on some getting.
01:25:46.600 It's a sex thing.
01:25:48.440 Yeah.
01:25:48.620 It's a sex thing.
01:25:49.320 But I looked at his profile and he's, he has a Bible verse and this is a caption.
01:25:53.840 Is this really him?
01:25:54.880 Do we know this?
01:25:55.740 Are we slandering?
01:25:56.200 Maybe he's trolling.
01:25:57.360 College quarterback.
01:25:58.260 Yeah.
01:25:58.500 I hope not.
01:25:59.340 And he looks like a nice young Christian man, uh, based on his Instagram.
01:26:03.200 And he looked like he could have even been like a show watcher type.
01:26:05.840 So I'm not going to jump on and make fun of him.
01:26:08.480 Okay.
01:26:09.240 Um, but if it was, it would be a straight guy looking gay.
01:26:12.780 Okay.
01:26:13.480 All right.
01:26:14.300 All right.
01:26:14.640 Well, that's the end of cringe.
01:26:15.620 We're now moving on to urban decay.
01:26:19.000 All right.
01:26:19.520 For urban decay.
01:26:20.200 Our first segment within urban decay is the bad stereotype section where it's basically
01:26:25.520 black people doing things that others would say are stereotypically black people things.
01:26:31.480 Okay.
01:26:31.800 And it's not helping their cause or argument for, Hey, that's a stereotype.
01:26:36.360 All right.
01:26:36.620 So first is a one-on-one fight against a white guy and look how it ends.
01:26:43.200 So they're going one-on-one.
01:26:45.300 Everything seems to be a normal fight so far.
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01:27:50.460 Gets him.
01:27:53.580 And then his boys come in and finish him off.
01:27:57.400 And now it's a five-on-one and you have to run away, which is what we talked about before.
01:28:02.460 Yeah.
01:28:02.980 You know?
01:28:03.360 Oh yeah.
01:28:03.680 Kick him while he's down.
01:28:04.500 That's gangster.
01:28:06.080 You know?
01:28:07.040 Yeah.
01:28:07.560 Yeah.
01:28:07.940 Bad for the stereotype.
01:28:08.980 There's no way to win because you get knocked out.
01:28:10.560 They jump in.
01:28:11.240 If you beat up that guy, they jump in.
01:28:13.000 It's going to be a three-on-one no matter what.
01:28:15.120 Yeah.
01:28:15.300 Pick your battles.
01:28:16.160 You shouldn't even be out in the street hanging out near these types of people.
01:28:19.420 Yep.
01:28:19.720 Next, we have a clip from an apartment complex, or maybe it's an office facility with offices.
01:28:26.180 But things escalate and shooting starts.
01:28:34.960 Yeah, I'm straight, bud.
01:28:36.160 Yeah, I'm straight.
01:28:38.180 Yeah, I'm straight.
01:28:49.720 So, nothing really happened.
01:28:58.540 Okay.
01:28:59.060 They said, oh, you straight?
01:29:00.340 You straight?
01:29:00.960 Oh, you straight?
01:29:01.880 And then a gun comes out, and then shots are fired in the entire complex through the walls.
01:29:07.340 If you're an innocent bystander or in the room next door, you're now involved in this,
01:29:12.080 and they're shooting guns through the whole building.
01:29:14.020 Okay.
01:29:14.520 Not great for the stereotypes.
01:29:16.180 For sure.
01:29:17.300 Next.
01:29:17.700 They're firing blindly.
01:29:18.880 They're just kind of shooting through drywall, too.
01:29:20.860 Flimsy doors, like that cheap door.
01:29:23.080 You know the feel of those cheap doors in a bad hallway like that.
01:29:26.360 And it goes through, like, five walls.
01:29:28.720 Like, if you shoot and miss, it's going to go all the way through the building.
01:29:32.600 Yeah.
01:29:32.840 And hopefully no one else is there.
01:29:34.640 Next, we have an off-duty cop, this woman from Houston PD, who gets really emotional and
01:29:41.300 pulls her gun off-duty.
01:29:43.280 Play with me.
01:29:43.940 Wait a second.
01:29:44.580 Play with me.
01:29:45.220 Give me the motherfucking phone.
01:29:46.160 The phone right there.
01:29:47.120 Put it in my motherfucking hand.
01:29:48.820 Yeah, man.
01:29:50.600 So you're going to shoot me over there?
01:29:52.580 Over your sister hitting me in my face?
01:29:54.980 Fuck you, bitch.
01:29:55.480 Fuck you.
01:29:56.200 You sorry, Eddie.
01:29:57.140 You sorry.
01:29:58.280 I can't wait till they lock your ass up and I'm talking to you.
01:30:00.520 You know, y'all already, y'all already, y'all already planned it.
01:30:04.120 Y'all already set it up.
01:30:05.640 Yes.
01:30:06.240 I already know.
01:30:07.100 I promise you.
01:30:07.940 I already know.
01:30:09.080 So she brings her personal beefs to the job.
01:30:11.160 Well, it sounds like there was some sort of, he had her sister's cell phone and she's going
01:30:16.740 to get in full uniform and brandish a gun and point a gun right in this guy's face.
01:30:21.420 So a ghetto person got a job being a cop and then she acted ghetto in uniform.
01:30:29.240 Believe it or not.
01:30:30.940 I thought she left that at home.
01:30:32.800 I thought she was above that.
01:30:34.020 So that's someone who's on the police force and that's how she behaves and she's using
01:30:40.560 her uniform and gun to intimidate people.
01:30:44.040 Not good.
01:30:45.000 And then we actually do have a little update from the NYPD.
01:30:48.400 We have what appears to be an uplifting headline, but it actually is not uplifting and we'll tell
01:30:53.920 you why.
01:30:54.340 Yeah.
01:30:54.840 Largest NYPD graduating class since 2016 takes stage at Madison Square Garden as the force
01:31:01.740 reverses recruiting woes.
01:31:03.700 Quote, a blessing to our city.
01:31:05.640 A blessing to our city.
01:31:06.760 This sounds great.
01:31:07.540 A huge class of new cadets or whatever.
01:31:10.480 The police force is going to be okay.
01:31:12.480 Who are the people?
01:31:13.700 A whopping 965 new NYPD cops filled into Madison Square Garden on Wednesday for a confetti filled
01:31:20.940 police academy graduation.
01:31:23.420 The class is the largest since 2016 with more than a quarter of its grads who will soon protect
01:31:29.560 and serve are born outside the United States.
01:31:33.700 And so 252 are foreign born officers hailing from 41 countries and 476 of those cops speak
01:31:43.660 39 different languages.
01:31:46.180 The Dominican Republic was the birthplace of the largest number of graduates followed by
01:31:50.980 44 from Bangladesh, 23 from Haiti and 19 from Jamaica.
01:31:56.600 So there's a lot of cops, but they're all, a lot of them are foreign born.
01:32:00.940 So I wonder if they're going to bring their ethnic beefs to this.
01:32:03.720 We've talked about it.
01:32:04.880 And that's one thing.
01:32:07.040 The migrants, they bring their third world ethnic beefs here, like Pakistan versus India.
01:32:11.080 There's going to be a fight breakout in Canada of Pakistanis versus Indians one day.
01:32:15.480 And the ghetto cop woman brought her ghetto beef to the job.
01:32:22.880 And now these Bangladeshis and the NYPD are going to bring some sort of ethnic beef.
01:32:27.440 The Dominicans and the Haitians, do you think they get along?
01:32:30.120 That's going to be exciting.
01:32:31.360 They share an island and they have a border.
01:32:33.440 This is Manhattan.
01:32:34.800 Yeah.
01:32:35.080 Great.
01:32:36.180 Next, not good for the stereotypes.
01:32:38.760 We have a watermelon challenge that doesn't go well.
01:32:42.060 Oh, turns out getting hit in the head with a watermelon knocks you out.
01:32:56.060 I knew that.
01:32:57.320 The watermelon challenge.
01:32:59.300 This is some of the CIA's best work.
01:33:01.800 I knew that before they even did it.
01:33:04.740 Yeah, of course.
01:33:05.500 This is going to knock her out.
01:33:06.900 Didn't we see a pedophile get hit by a pumpkin?
01:33:08.960 Yeah.
01:33:09.280 And they knocked him out?
01:33:10.180 Yeah.
01:33:10.780 Same.
01:33:11.380 You hit your head on the concrete, too.
01:33:13.100 There's no preparation here.
01:33:14.880 Ground fruits and vegetables are pretty hard.
01:33:17.280 Yeah.
01:33:18.340 Next, not good for the stereotypes.
01:33:20.720 A freak out in Red Lobster.
01:33:23.000 Look at this.
01:33:23.560 You got all my power, baby.
01:33:25.060 You got all my cars.
01:33:25.960 I'm going to say what the fuck I got to say.
01:33:29.600 Yeah.
01:33:30.100 Who want what?
01:33:31.380 Who want what?
01:33:32.520 Everybody want a problem?
01:33:33.420 Who want a prize?
01:33:34.820 Who want a fight, though?
01:33:36.660 Bitch.
01:33:37.320 Bitch, shut up.
01:33:38.160 I'm going to walk out.
01:33:39.180 I'm going to walk out.
01:33:40.100 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
01:33:41.400 Quit talking to me, bitch.
01:33:43.240 Who wants up?
01:33:44.640 Who wants up?
01:33:45.500 What's up?
01:33:47.540 Bitch.
01:33:48.520 I paid my money, bitch.
01:33:50.960 Bitch.
01:33:51.860 And I'm going to get my food, bitch.
01:33:53.700 And I'm going to walk before I walk out, bitch.
01:33:55.920 All right.
01:33:56.140 We get it.
01:33:56.720 But it's the we talked about this.
01:33:58.460 It's the seafood boils at the Red Lobster.
01:34:00.780 Bringing in a certain type of clientele.
01:34:03.060 And you see him grab his plastic bag of his remaining seafood boil and bitch, who want
01:34:07.780 to fight?
01:34:08.480 Yeah.
01:34:08.680 You're freaking out in Red Lobster.
01:34:10.300 Not good for stereotypes.
01:34:12.140 You're eating a seafood boil Red Lobster.
01:34:14.360 Not good for stereotypes.
01:34:15.540 I actually wanted to applaud the black community a little bit.
01:34:19.380 I expected a lot more out of Red Lobster and the seafood boils.
01:34:23.140 I expected a lot more Urban Decay.
01:34:24.800 This is the first one we've seen.
01:34:26.600 Obviously, shame on him.
01:34:27.820 But maybe it's time to say good job to the black community.
01:34:31.580 Yeah.
01:34:31.820 Maybe they're on better behavior.
01:34:33.820 I'm hoping.
01:34:34.820 Here's to hoping.
01:34:35.500 Yeah.
01:34:36.180 All right.
01:34:36.540 Our next clip.
01:34:37.600 This guy does like a social media thing where he says, if your kid can do 10 push-ups,
01:34:42.440 I'll buy whatever you want for 30 seconds.
01:34:45.140 And here's how it goes.
01:34:46.740 Hey, excuse me.
01:34:47.480 If your son could do 10 push-ups right now, I'll buy him all the food he wants in 30 seconds.
01:34:50.900 Nine.
01:34:51.220 I'm done with it.
01:34:52.700 Ten.
01:34:53.360 That's it.
01:34:54.500 You did it.
01:34:55.220 If you have 30 seconds, grab everything you want.
01:34:56.720 Go.
01:34:57.300 What are you going to buy?
01:35:01.180 Watermelon?
01:35:04.120 Ten seconds left.
01:35:04.980 Come on.
01:35:07.120 You got five seconds.
01:35:08.140 Run.
01:35:09.360 Grab it.
01:35:09.820 Grab it.
01:35:10.120 Just throw it in.
01:35:10.780 All right.
01:35:11.020 Time's up.
01:35:12.680 You know, not the craziest clip, but watermelon and banana?
01:35:17.620 Yeah.
01:35:18.400 You could have, if you were going to do the stereotypes and not care, you would have gone straight
01:35:22.700 to the crab legs.
01:35:23.780 Yeah.
01:35:24.240 Load it up to all the crab legs.
01:35:26.580 You know, I'll never, I'll never make fun of black people for liking watermelon.
01:35:30.780 Watermelon's delicious.
01:35:31.980 I don't like watermelon.
01:35:32.800 That's a good one for them to have.
01:35:34.340 Enjoy it.
01:35:34.860 I hate all melons.
01:35:36.360 Really?
01:35:36.900 Yeah.
01:35:37.200 You don't like watermelon?
01:35:38.080 Juicy?
01:35:38.660 Nope.
01:35:39.100 I hate watermelon.
01:35:39.980 I hate cantaloupe.
01:35:40.940 I hate honeydew and I hate regular melon.
01:35:43.860 Well, cantaloupe and honeydew suck.
01:35:45.960 Yeah.
01:35:46.380 Watermelon's its own unique thing.
01:35:47.740 Watermelon's great.
01:35:48.520 It's a whole different breed.
01:35:49.680 Bland.
01:35:50.580 Interesting.
01:35:51.440 All right.
01:35:51.780 Next, our final piece of bad stereotypes.
01:35:53.840 What do you like?
01:35:54.320 What's your favorite fruit?
01:35:56.720 Do you even have one?
01:35:57.700 Do you have any fruits?
01:35:58.800 Pineapple.
01:35:59.820 Okay.
01:36:00.360 Mango.
01:36:01.440 Okay.
01:36:02.800 Green grapes.
01:36:06.240 Pineapple's the main favorite.
01:36:07.980 Strawberries, blueberries.
01:36:09.560 Okay.
01:36:10.000 I like the ones that are close to candy.
01:36:12.240 Watermelon's just-
01:36:12.840 Yeah, that's not surprising.
01:36:14.300 Watermelon's watered down.
01:36:16.140 It's still good, though.
01:36:17.380 It's gigantic.
01:36:18.200 So when it's watered down, you get the whole thing.
01:36:20.640 Whatever.
01:36:21.180 I'm not arguing with you.
01:36:22.480 All right.
01:36:22.780 Next, the final piece of bad stereotypes.
01:36:25.080 This jeweler gives this rapper a riddle, and she can't figure it out.
01:36:30.240 Hold on.
01:36:30.720 Please make me smarter.
01:36:31.700 Hold on.
01:36:32.040 And if she gets it right, she gets like three grand or something.
01:36:35.780 So $2,000 off if you can give a right answer.
01:36:39.200 Cool?
01:36:39.520 Okay.
01:36:39.860 $2,000 off.
01:36:40.360 The 45th president of USA and the 47th president of USA, they both have the same parents.
01:36:47.160 How is that possible?
01:36:48.880 The both got the same parents.
01:36:51.220 The 45th president of the USA and the 47th president got the same parents?
01:36:56.840 Yes.
01:36:58.460 How do the 45th president and the 47th president got the same parents?
01:37:02.760 It's a mystery.
01:37:03.800 They got the same parents because God made us all.
01:37:07.800 And we all got the same parents.
01:37:10.920 You got this.
01:37:11.460 Because we're not on the 47th president yet.
01:37:14.900 That's right.
01:37:15.520 It is.
01:37:16.500 You want to know the answer?
01:37:17.860 So the 45th president was Donald Trump.
01:37:21.360 And the 47th president is also Donald Trump.
01:37:26.640 Someone asked me that.
01:37:28.340 I know.
01:37:28.900 $2,000 off?
01:37:29.700 Come on.
01:37:29.980 And then he, as he's explaining it too, he goes, the 45th president is Donald Trump.
01:37:36.320 And she's like, uh-huh.
01:37:38.880 And like she doesn't realize.
01:37:40.520 And that should be like, oh, and he's president now.
01:37:44.460 And Joe Biden was 46.
01:37:46.360 She's like, uh-huh.
01:37:47.540 And then the 47th is, then she goes, oh, I get it.
01:37:50.760 So it's pretty crazy.
01:37:51.840 Yeah.
01:37:51.960 Next section within Urban, it's kind of violent.
01:37:58.120 I feel like we may have shown this before, this one, this attempt to knock out.
01:38:02.320 But basically, it's a swinging on auntie section, unfortunately.
01:38:08.500 Like, oh, shit.
01:38:10.380 Hail.
01:38:11.900 Oh, shit.
01:38:15.500 And she just ate it.
01:38:17.200 I've never seen a woman eat a punch like that.
01:38:19.640 That was unbelievable.
01:38:19.960 And it was blindsided.
01:38:21.140 It wasn't like she was looking and she gritted down.
01:38:23.600 Like, she was not expecting that.
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01:39:25.740 And she just ate it.
01:39:27.560 I've never seen anything like that.
01:39:28.680 But she must have been behaving really badly to warrant that kind of reaction.
01:39:33.080 Yeah.
01:39:33.280 I can't imagine what she was up to in that store before getting sucker punched by security.
01:39:37.880 Then again, security is not really a professional.
01:39:40.440 It's a black 22-year-old in a polo that he got from the job.
01:39:44.840 He has no training.
01:39:46.180 Yeah, it's true.
01:39:47.040 So maybe they're both at fault.
01:39:49.420 Maybe.
01:39:50.160 But I imagine she was up to no good.
01:39:52.100 Yeah.
01:39:52.520 And these next kids are up to no good, too.
01:39:54.580 And they punch an auntie as well.
01:39:56.160 Are they good?
01:39:58.160 Yeah, my nigga.
01:39:59.000 Show me your head, boy.
01:40:00.440 Yo, why are you pushing at me?
01:40:01.820 Because you're coming in with your skin.
01:40:03.600 Stop.
01:40:04.160 I'm right now.
01:40:04.500 You're going to get scared.
01:40:05.700 Seriously, stop.
01:40:06.420 Yo, back up.
01:40:07.940 You're not going to get scared, my nigga.
01:40:10.100 I'm coming back.
01:40:11.140 Stop.
01:40:11.960 Are they good?
01:40:13.340 Yeah, my nigga.
01:40:14.220 Show me.
01:40:14.640 So they slap that woman in the face, and they're kids.
01:40:17.760 And they don't get in trouble.
01:40:18.660 They don't go to jail.
01:40:20.400 That's just how it is.
01:40:21.360 Yep.
01:40:22.060 Our last clip of Urban Decay.
01:40:23.520 No comment.
01:40:24.180 It's just a horrible thing.
01:40:25.840 Just kids being happy.
01:40:27.160 And she's trying to tell them, you've got to respect me.
01:40:30.320 You're messing with me.
01:40:31.380 It's like, they don't respect you.
01:40:32.360 They're about to slug you.
01:40:34.000 There's no respect.
01:40:35.900 You can't teach a lesson to someone else's kids in that community.
01:40:39.080 Mm-mm.
01:40:40.100 Not good.
01:40:40.900 Very.
01:40:41.700 Our last clip of Urban is this guy stole someone's dog, and now he's trying to sell
01:40:47.680 it back to them for $1,500.
01:40:49.300 Yeah.
01:40:49.620 It says, my dog was stolen out of my fence.
01:40:52.260 I randomly saw this man with my dog at Kroger, and he told me $1,500 to get her back.
01:40:57.060 Told him my mom was on the way with the money, but it was actually the police.
01:41:05.120 Neck tattoos.
01:41:06.460 Little foo-foo dog.
01:41:07.740 They wanted to pay for shots and everything, because we don't pay for shots and everything.
01:41:12.420 Crazy.
01:41:13.360 Okay, well, she don't know why I ain't tripping.
01:41:16.420 It's okay with you.
01:41:17.360 Come on, man.
01:41:18.580 It's just like if my mama walked up to me to the bride today, we're the French.
01:41:22.200 We're the French.
01:41:22.720 Hi, boo.
01:41:23.460 What's your mommy girl?
01:41:24.840 Guess what I'ma talk him down?
01:41:27.040 What's your mommy girl?
01:41:28.240 And then the police get there, and it's like the police get there, and it's like that urban
01:41:33.780 individual with like the girliest dog ever that he would never own himself.
01:41:39.080 Something ain't right.
01:41:40.220 And this is like a black John Wick scenario.
01:41:42.920 Like, he stole my dog.
01:41:44.240 I'll get him back.
01:41:45.220 And the funniest part is you catch a guy with your stolen dog.
01:41:49.660 The jig is up, right?
01:41:50.800 Like, ah, shit.
01:41:51.920 Yeah, it's your dog.
01:41:52.940 Like, the attempting to blackmail someone after the crime, assuming they won't call the cops,
01:41:57.100 it's such like hood logic.
01:41:58.680 Yeah.
01:41:58.900 Like, you don't even think like, oh, I'm caught right-handed.
01:42:01.440 The police could get involved.
01:42:03.180 It's like, ah-ha, $1,500.
01:42:05.540 That's my come up.
01:42:06.480 I'm going to do a money spread with that.
01:42:08.140 That's so good.
01:42:09.040 So, retarded shit.
01:42:10.440 Very retarded.
01:42:11.200 Don't get too down or too depressed.
01:42:12.340 Moving on to Uplifting Gold, and we have real uplifting stuff.
01:42:15.760 All right, our first uplifting gold is this gigantic bird.
01:42:22.940 Is that real?
01:42:31.160 Look at the feet.
01:42:32.480 No, buddy.
01:42:33.120 I think you're getting AI slopped or just a fake bird slopped.
01:42:37.740 Yeah.
01:42:38.360 Yeah.
01:42:38.780 So, the Uplifting Gold is Fleck is tricked again.
01:42:41.280 I still have power of attorney.
01:42:43.200 I'm in charge of all his finances and his investing decisions.
01:42:46.100 So, he's actually investing conservatively now.
01:42:48.900 He's not gambling anymore.
01:42:50.320 I'm in dumb shit because he got tricked by the bird again.
01:42:53.260 No, that won't change me.
01:42:54.860 Uplifting Gold.
01:42:55.800 All right, next we have a whale shark slurping it up.
01:43:00.360 Look how he slurps it up.
01:43:02.020 Yeah, he displaces the water.
01:43:05.040 And you see he gets them in like a spiral, and the fish are kind of discombobulated, and
01:43:10.260 then he just sucks them up.
01:43:11.840 Yeah, that's a feeding frenzy.
01:43:13.260 Isn't that crazy?
01:43:14.240 All right, there you go.
01:43:15.440 Well, that's pretty interesting.
01:43:16.280 That's a marine mammal.
01:43:17.560 It's Uplifting Gold for him.
01:43:19.660 Yeah.
01:43:20.020 He likes it.
01:43:21.200 Chinese people, they take that whale shark out, they cut him up while he's still alive.
01:43:24.640 Eat him.
01:43:25.220 And they take the fish out of his stomach and eat that, too.
01:43:27.400 Not Uplifting Gold.
01:43:28.420 All right, next we have a Texas gender reveal.
01:43:34.620 He's provoking a rattlesnake.
01:43:42.620 It's a girl.
01:43:43.500 It's a girl.
01:43:44.660 And if you had missed that, you would have had a single mom.
01:43:47.520 Yep.
01:43:48.320 Yep.
01:43:48.840 All right, next we have...
01:43:50.060 Gender reveals.
01:43:52.020 That one's at least creative.
01:43:53.460 Yeah, they go too far, though.
01:43:55.180 Can't you just say it?
01:43:56.240 Isn't revealing it the fun part?
01:43:59.380 Yeah.
01:43:59.680 You know what I mean?
01:44:00.240 You don't need an elaborate way.
01:44:01.580 You're already going to see either pink or blue.
01:44:04.260 Yeah.
01:44:04.480 You don't need to make a whole thing out of it, right?
01:44:06.480 I agree.
01:44:06.960 Next, there's a homemade water slide.
01:44:09.800 Our parents' generation never did that.
01:44:11.920 No.
01:44:12.020 There was nothing like that.
01:44:13.640 The closest they did would be like...
01:44:15.340 Social media.
01:44:15.880 It's social media-ization.
01:44:16.960 Yeah.
01:44:17.700 Because back then, all they did would be like, oh, we're not going to find out until the
01:44:21.620 birthday.
01:44:22.620 And then that was their gender reveal surprise aspect.
01:44:25.920 Yeah.
01:44:26.160 They weren't doing it like this.
01:44:27.320 It's not even close.
01:44:28.220 You know, they used to have people...
01:44:29.540 You know, social media, we're talking about student debt and stuff.
01:44:32.900 Social media makes people do like, oh, a big baby shower with all these decorations
01:44:36.700 and shit.
01:44:37.640 You know, our parents' generation, baby shower is probably like, there are a couple of friends
01:44:42.620 and like a disposable camera or like, you know, a camera that wasn't really that good.
01:44:47.040 Yeah.
01:44:47.280 Oh, here's a picture from it.
01:44:48.500 It says like 1989 on the back.
01:44:50.560 And no one needs to one-up the other one from Facebook.
01:44:53.880 Yeah.
01:44:54.640 So true.
01:44:55.620 All right.
01:44:56.060 All right.
01:44:56.380 Next, they built a homemade water slide and it went really well.
01:44:59.740 Here he goes.
01:45:04.020 It's barely wet.
01:45:05.280 He's going to jump from the second level.
01:45:09.900 Watermelon challenged.
01:45:11.680 And now you're dead in the water.
01:45:13.080 The lifeless body flowing into the water.
01:45:14.880 That's very fun for me to watch.
01:45:16.560 I like that kind of stuff.
01:45:17.760 It's uplifting.
01:45:18.420 All right.
01:45:18.660 Max, this is uplifting.
01:45:19.620 This guy made a Mad Max giant truck.
01:45:26.900 Looks like Rat Boy driving.
01:45:29.740 I would have taken that boat.
01:45:40.140 Yeah.
01:45:41.480 This guy's ruined a lot to do this.
01:45:43.500 All right.
01:45:47.500 That was kind of cool.
01:46:01.580 Was there something that came through on the second thing?
01:46:05.840 He got a lot of dust in him.
01:46:07.660 Yeah.
01:46:08.020 Here's this.
01:46:08.520 Something came through.
01:46:09.900 Came through like some mirrors at 14 seconds in and then he kept going.
01:46:17.140 Yeah.
01:46:17.560 So that's dedication, I guess.
01:46:19.020 It's uplifting.
01:46:19.700 Good for him.
01:46:20.880 Next, no, we mentioned this earlier, no EBT at certain stores.
01:46:24.840 No EBT.
01:46:26.180 Nice to see.
01:46:27.280 Yeah.
01:46:27.560 No Dunkin' Frappuccino shit for you.
01:46:29.880 No energy drinks.
01:46:32.020 Keeps a certain clientele out.
01:46:34.080 Yeah.
01:46:34.760 Vegetables.
01:46:35.120 There's no snacks.
01:46:35.780 Good shit.
01:46:37.700 Very nice.
01:46:38.820 Our next clip, this Amazon worker.
01:46:41.700 This is uplifting and it shows that people can live in harmony when they have the right
01:46:47.440 values.
01:46:48.580 Hey, how you doing?
01:46:49.480 Good.
01:46:49.720 You?
01:46:50.280 Doing good.
01:46:51.000 You hungry?
01:46:51.820 I am hungry.
01:46:52.560 You want some barbecue chicken and corn on cob?
01:46:55.540 Yeah.
01:46:56.020 Come on.
01:46:57.600 Really?
01:46:58.320 Yeah, absolutely.
01:46:59.720 Dude, you're working on Memorial Day weekend.
01:47:02.680 Let's do it.
01:47:03.220 Gotta hook you up.
01:47:04.340 Let's do it.
01:47:05.820 Watch him get scared by the dog.
01:47:08.240 Memorial Day.
01:47:09.360 He won't bite.
01:47:10.200 He would have to see people.
01:47:11.600 Come on.
01:47:12.320 Come on.
01:47:13.480 It's a black lab.
01:47:14.780 It's like the friendliest breed of all time.
01:47:16.960 How you guys doing?
01:47:17.860 Hey.
01:47:18.140 Come on.
01:47:18.460 Good.
01:47:18.620 And we'll fast forward to where he gets the food.
01:47:22.780 Everyone's nice and they gave the Amazon guys some food and some food to take home.
01:47:27.040 Yeah, some corn.
01:47:27.700 And some corn.
01:47:28.620 There you go.
01:47:29.320 That's uplifting.
01:47:30.360 There you go.
01:47:30.960 That's uplifting.
01:47:32.080 Nothing else to say.
01:47:33.220 That's Americana.
01:47:34.960 But be careful.
01:47:36.700 Yeah.
01:47:37.160 Be careful out there, guys.
01:47:38.500 Don't just-
01:47:39.040 Make sure you're barbecuing out back.
01:47:40.820 He doesn't go in the house.
01:47:42.120 You're not Sandra Bullock in the blind side.
01:47:44.140 Yeah.
01:47:44.900 Yeah.
01:47:45.820 All right.
01:47:46.240 Our last-
01:47:46.940 Sandra.
01:47:47.360 Is that her name?
01:47:47.880 I don't know.
01:47:48.520 I'd say Sandra.
01:47:49.740 Sandra Bullock.
01:47:51.340 All right.
01:47:52.140 All right.
01:47:52.580 Our last clip and also the Pure Americana clip of the week.
01:47:57.040 is the Alaskan Sunnyside Sisters.
01:48:01.240 Do you know these people or-
01:48:02.380 I don't know them personally, but I saw them on my timeline and I like what I saw.
01:48:06.420 Two, three, go.
01:48:08.020 One, two, three, go.
01:48:08.060 Two, three, go.
01:48:21.180 I came here looking for something I'd wouldn't find anywhere else.
01:48:30.200 Hey, I'm not trying to be no money.
01:48:34.820 I'm just going to try to be my son.
01:48:39.420 I spent a lot of time.
01:48:40.700 Isn't that nice?
01:48:41.500 That is nice.
01:48:42.080 See the girl on the left?
01:48:43.020 I like the girl in the back, the little one.
01:48:44.820 She's got kind of a dumb smile on her face.
01:48:46.600 She's just happy to be involved.
01:48:47.780 She's the youngest.
01:48:48.680 She made it good enough.
01:48:50.220 I like the one on the left.
01:48:51.160 Now that's a guitar.
01:48:52.340 Yeah.
01:48:53.200 That's a stolen joke.
01:48:54.440 Yeah.
01:48:54.960 All right.
01:48:55.280 Well, that's the end of the episode.
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01:54:24.960 Flick is tall
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01:54:29.120 Flick is tall
01:54:32.300 Flick is tall
01:54:33.340 But at the same time
01:54:34.980 Words are tall
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