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00:02:25.000 Welcome back to the show, guys.

00:02:26.000 Today we're going to cover sex ed with ladies, Mr. Organic.

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00:03:28.000 Updates, Myron's in New York right now with Academics talking about DDKs.

00:03:32.000 And Chris has his birthday this weekend.

00:03:34.000 So Chris, tell us the update.

00:03:35.000 No, it was pretty good.

00:03:37.000 I had a good time on a yacht.

00:03:39.000 Shout out to Bill Zemo.

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00:03:42.000 But on the boat, shout out to Detox, you know, and the girls.

00:03:45.000 Man, Detox almost got us killed.

00:03:47.000 But anyways, other than that, ladies, have a great show.

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00:03:53.000 Alright, so today we're going to cover some topics that are very close to home.

00:03:57.000 And I think we're going to cover sex ed for the most part.

00:04:00.000 But I'll start with the first question, ladies.

00:04:02.000 So, in your experience of dating guys nowadays, how's it been for you sex-wise?

00:04:07.000 Are you saying guys are more experienced?

00:04:10.000 Inexperienced?

00:04:11.000 We look forward to a guy to kind of please you in the bedroom.

00:04:13.000 We'll start right here.

00:04:16.000 What should a guy do to please you in the bedroom, you would say?

00:04:18.000 Number one thing.

00:04:18.000 Yeah, number one thing.

00:04:21.000 Gentleness and head.

00:04:24.000 Oh, shit.

00:04:25.000 And head?

00:04:26.000 Gentleness.

00:04:27.000 What does that mean?

00:04:28.000 Like, not being too rough.

00:04:30.000 Okay, so you like it gentle?

00:04:32.000 Yeah.

00:04:33.000 Like, I mean, start off smooth at least, and then, like, you know, work your way up into the other extreme.

00:04:40.000 Do you tell them from the very beginning, be gentle, or just, like, come out too hard?

00:04:45.000 No, I'll tell them.

00:04:46.000 If it's too much, I'll tell them.

00:04:47.000 If they're trying to rush it, just jam it in there.

00:04:49.000 You want some foreplay?

00:04:50.000 Nah, yeah.

00:04:51.000 A little kissing and all that good sensualness.

00:04:54.000 Yeah, because then it's like, why would you jam it in there?

00:04:56.000 Then you're going to have some blood burn on your own dick.

00:05:00.000 It's not naturally already warmed up from sitting around and being around the guy.

00:05:04.000 She already has some liquidation from that.

00:05:06.000 That too.

00:05:08.000 Yeah.

00:05:09.000 So gentle ahead, basically.

00:05:27.000 You have to put more work to get it hard again.

00:05:34.000 So, you know what I'm saying?

00:05:35.000 I'm jamming in there a little bit, then I'm going gentle, you know?

00:05:38.000 While it's inside, it's like, okay.

00:05:39.000 So, she was gentle and had, basically.

00:05:40.000 But you got a spit start, then.

00:05:41.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:05:42.000 She worried about...

00:05:43.000 Oh, no, no.

00:05:44.000 I mean, coconut oil is good, man.

00:05:46.000 Oh, lube.

00:05:47.000 Okay.

00:05:48.000 Yeah, so, hell no.

00:05:49.000 Fuck!

00:05:50.000 Get that motherfucker warmed up.

00:05:52.000 Look at her smiling, man.

00:05:53.000 I know what's right, bro.

00:05:54.000 Look at her answer.

00:05:54.000 Yeah.

00:05:55.000 What about you?

00:05:56.000 What turns you on in the bedroom from a guy?

00:05:58.000 I agree.

00:05:59.000 Foreplay's huge.

00:06:00.000 Like, that sets the tone for the whole experience.

00:06:02.000 And then also, like...

00:06:03.000 You can't neglect the clit.

00:06:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:06.000 You gotta make sure that's taken care of.

00:06:09.000 Yeah.

00:06:10.000 That's major key.

00:06:11.000 So, question.

00:06:13.000 When you say the clit area, how should you start?

00:06:18.000 Fast?

00:06:18.000 Slow?

00:06:19.000 I like slow.

00:06:20.000 Gentle.

00:06:21.000 Don't over-stroke the clit, because then I already know you're going to over-stroke the rest.

00:06:25.000 Yeah, you're overstimulating at that.

00:06:26.000 You doing too much.

00:06:28.000 Yeah.

00:06:28.000 Okay, let's say there's 10 guys that you've met.

00:06:30.000 As a parameter here, how many guys understand or can actually please you, you would say, in the bedroom?

00:06:36.000 Yeah.

00:06:36.000 Out of ten.

00:06:39.000 Honestly.

00:06:41.000 Be truthful.

00:06:41.000 Maybe 50-50.

00:06:42.000 But I feel like communication is a big role in that.

00:06:45.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:45.000 You gotta be able to communicate to the person.

00:06:48.000 You can't just expect them to know.

00:06:49.000 You gotta be communicative in the pussy.

00:06:51.000 I tell guys that all the time.

00:06:52.000 You gotta have the algorithm of the vagina when you're in there.

00:06:55.000 You just can't be doing everything you want to do.

00:06:57.000 It's a two-man crew right here.

00:06:58.000 I know I'm gonna say I'm a two-man, but it's a team situation.

00:07:01.000 So if you're scary and not talking, it'll fuck it up.

00:07:05.000 You gotta be like, hey, baby, you like that?

00:07:06.000 You gotta take control.

00:07:09.000 Oh, so every girl's body's different.

00:07:11.000 Everybody.

00:07:11.000 So they react to different things, so it's good to know that.

00:07:13.000 And that's why women, they appreciate a guy that really knows what he's doing, because most women, like she said, 5 out of 10, they don't know what the fuck they're doing.

00:07:19.000 They don't know.

00:07:19.000 That's a failing grade.

00:07:20.000 You got 50% on the test, that's an F. So 5 out of 10, you're missing Russian roulette.

00:07:25.000 So when a guy knows what he's doing, when he comes with that motherfucker demanding shit and stroking that pussy right, grand champion.

00:07:32.000 Well said.

00:07:33.000 Got to treat him accordingly.

00:07:34.000 Oh, I know you're up next.

00:07:35.000 What about you?

00:07:37.000 You don't even care.

00:07:38.000 Let's throw it in there.

00:07:39.000 Go crazy.

00:07:40.000 Come on, nigga.

00:07:41.000 Drunk sex.

00:07:41.000 Heading sex.

00:07:42.000 Heading sex.

00:07:43.000 Let's go.

00:07:43.000 No, um, he gotta eat my butt.

00:07:46.000 Oh, shit.

00:07:47.000 Hold on.

00:07:49.000 Cocoon!

00:07:50.000 PUNCH!

00:07:51.000 Wait, wait.

00:07:52.000 Hit the button.

00:07:52.000 Wait, wait.

00:07:54.000 From the jump?

00:07:55.000 Yeah.

00:07:56.000 So from the entry, just eat that ass from the rip.

00:07:59.000 Haram!

00:08:00.000 In there.

00:08:02.000 Swirl that motherfucker everything.

00:08:04.000 Okay, yeah.

00:08:05.000 Do you eat the man's asses?

00:08:06.000 No.

00:08:08.000 Nope.

00:08:09.000 Now you all in.

00:08:10.000 How you gonna return a favor here?

00:08:12.000 No.

00:08:13.000 What?

00:08:14.000 Oh, shit.

00:08:15.000 So that's the only thing that turns you on?

00:08:17.000 Just...

00:08:17.000 Damn.

00:08:18.000 That's gonna get you right.

00:08:19.000 She cold, bro.

00:08:20.000 She cold.

00:08:21.000 Leave her alone, man.

00:08:22.000 She ain't playing fair.

00:08:23.000 Oh, man.

00:08:24.000 How many guys actually do that in front of the jump?

00:08:26.000 A lot, bro.

00:08:27.000 You can tell.

00:08:27.000 All of them.

00:08:28.000 Oh, man.

00:08:29.000 Stupid.

00:08:29.000 That's wild, bro.

00:08:30.000 That's wild, man.

00:08:30.000 That's brass niggas, bro.

00:08:32.000 That is wild.

00:08:33.000 Okay.

00:08:34.000 Shout out to them.

00:08:35.000 What about you?

00:08:37.000 Well, communication, I think, is the most important thing.

00:08:40.000 Because everyone is different.

00:08:41.000 Right.

00:08:42.000 And yeah, we appreciate different things.

00:08:44.000 So I think the most important thing is definitely to hear what your partner has to say.

00:08:50.000 Because she will be giving you the tips.

00:08:52.000 Hopefully.

00:08:53.000 What she likes.

00:08:54.000 Yes.

00:08:54.000 Or sometimes they just lay there and don't say nothing.

00:08:56.000 So like, that's why a guy got to really learn that shit.

00:08:58.000 Like, that's not easy.

00:08:59.000 That's like top level.

00:09:00.000 A nigga that talked to that pussy and goddamn it, huh?

00:09:03.000 You know what she called?

00:09:04.000 You like that?

00:09:05.000 You like that?

00:09:05.000 Yeah, but that's...

00:09:07.000 Yeah, anyway.

00:09:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:09.000 Ask the real questions.

00:09:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:09:11.000 So, question.

00:09:11.000 What is your fantasy?

00:09:13.000 Huh.

00:09:14.000 My fantasy is...

00:09:15.000 Because she like her ass eating from her.

00:09:16.000 Yeah.

00:09:16.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:09:17.000 I am a very romantic style, so my fantasy is being emotionally attached, connected with someone.

00:09:23.000 I cannot have sex just for the sex.

00:09:25.000 Right.

00:09:25.000 I mean...

00:09:26.000 I'm not gonna say I never had.

00:09:28.000 Oh, we know you had.

00:09:29.000 Absolutely.

00:09:30.000 I had to try many times to make sure that I don't like it.

00:09:35.000 Yes, exactly.

00:09:36.000 I feel you.

00:09:37.000 What's your background?

00:09:38.000 Say again?

00:09:39.000 What's your background?

00:09:40.000 I am everything.

00:09:41.000 Brazilian?

00:09:42.000 You got it.

00:09:43.000 Damn.

00:09:45.000 They'd be the real freaks, bro.

00:09:46.000 I'm telling you.

00:09:47.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:09:47.000 Real freaky.

00:09:48.000 They're gonna live life.

00:09:48.000 So, what's your thing that guys should do to make you turn you on in the bedroom?

00:09:52.000 What's your number one thing?

00:09:53.000 Yeah, the foreplay is very important.

00:09:54.000 The foreplay?

00:09:55.000 Yeah.

00:09:55.000 And kiss good.

00:09:56.000 I can tell if a guy is going to fuck well by the kiss.

00:09:59.000 By the kiss, right?

00:09:59.000 Yeah.

00:10:00.000 Ladies, is that true?

00:10:01.000 From the first kiss you can tell?

00:10:03.000 Yeah.

00:10:03.000 That kiss, that smoochery, huh?

00:10:05.000 That smoochery.

00:10:07.000 If he's rushing on the kiss, he's definitely going to rush and not going to give you a good head.

00:10:12.000 So, don't even bother yourself.

00:10:14.000 She got experience, okay.

00:10:15.000 She knows.

00:10:16.000 Okay.

00:10:16.000 What about you?

00:10:18.000 Which question did you want me to answer first?

00:10:20.000 So, the first one is...

00:10:21.000 What is your ideal thing for a guy to do to turn you on in a bedroom?

00:10:27.000 The foreplay.

00:10:29.000 The foreplay?

00:10:31.000 What does that entail?

00:10:35.000 What we were just talking about.

00:10:37.000 I agree with all of it.

00:10:39.000 But the other question, I really need an emotional connection and a guy who's passionate and not just like...

00:11:01.000 So, I guess for you then,

00:11:18.000 would you say to like, Other than the foreplay, is there anything else at all?

00:11:23.000 Or are you more like vanilla?

00:11:25.000 Yeah, I'm...

00:11:26.000 You just want the guy to take control, do everything.

00:11:28.000 You just gonna go with the flow.

00:11:30.000 Yeah, but a lot of times, I'm not even satisfied, so...

00:11:34.000 Girl's never satisfied, brother.

00:11:36.000 That's the issue, bro.

00:11:37.000 That's the issue.

00:11:37.000 It's not because we're not satisfied.

00:11:38.000 It's because guys are not really able to talk.

00:11:40.000 You guys don't know what they're doing.

00:11:41.000 Yeah.

00:11:41.000 You know what, Fresh?

00:11:42.000 I haven't heard choking yet.

00:11:43.000 I heard slapping.

00:11:44.000 Nothing freaky.

00:11:45.000 Nothing like kicking.

00:11:47.000 They don't want to admit that.

00:11:47.000 They don't want to admit that part.

00:11:49.000 Come on, man.

00:11:49.000 Who like the hair pool?

00:11:51.000 You know, you got to trust the person.

00:11:53.000 Oh, come on, man.

00:11:55.000 I'm fucking with that choke.

00:11:56.000 They like that choke.

00:11:57.000 But you got to look in the eye.

00:11:59.000 Yeah, you got to choke in the front.

00:12:01.000 Look that head a little bit.

00:12:02.000 Make sure they don't have crazy eyes.

00:12:04.000 You got to show them.

00:12:05.000 Look what I'm doing.

00:12:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:06.000 See, I'm giving too much understanding.

00:12:07.000 So let's say there's a category, right?

00:12:08.000 She's like, yeah.

00:12:10.000 A chart, basically.

00:12:11.000 Yep.

00:12:12.000 And hierarchy of importance first to the lowest.

00:12:15.000 How important is sex to you on this totem pole?

00:12:17.000 We'll put sex, money, And let's say...

00:12:20.000 Emotional connection.

00:12:23.000 What's first for you?

00:12:27.000 Money.

00:12:28.000 Money?

00:12:28.000 Okay.

00:12:29.000 Well, emotional connection, money, and what is it?

00:12:33.000 Sex.

00:12:33.000 Emotional connection, money, and then...

00:12:36.000 Last.

00:12:37.000 Okay.

00:12:38.000 Same as her.

00:12:40.000 Same thing?

00:12:40.000 Same.

00:12:42.000 Emotional connection first.

00:12:44.000 Okay.

00:12:45.000 Can you define what that means for you?

00:12:46.000 Emotional connection?

00:12:49.000 What does that entail from your experiences with a guy?

00:12:56.000 They don't really know, man.

00:12:58.000 Nope.

00:12:59.000 I know.

00:13:00.000 This is your number one thing.

00:13:01.000 It's self-explanatory.

00:13:03.000 Somebody that you could connect with first.

00:13:08.000 As an example, what does that entail?

00:13:11.000 For example, let's say we met for the first time.

00:13:13.000 How would we connect in a way that made you want to do stuff?

00:13:17.000 Get to know each other, know something, you know, not like know everything about each other, but at least like first conversation, see if we even get along.

00:13:25.000 So I guess like similarities like what you like, what I like?

00:13:29.000 We don't have to, I mean, there's some things that you like, I might not like.

00:13:33.000 And if it has to do with a partnership, some of those things you're going to have to, you know, learn about your partner and, you know, get used to that.

00:13:43.000 I guess if you know what they call it, the vibes.

00:13:46.000 The vibes, yeah.

00:13:48.000 It's funny, they can't really describe it.

00:13:49.000 Right, right, right.

00:13:50.000 Because it's energy.

00:13:52.000 I'm saying that chemistry is something that you don't really explain the words.

00:13:55.000 The smell of them, you know, if you're getting like, you know?

00:13:58.000 Yeah.

00:14:00.000 That's why women hate come over.

00:14:01.000 You'd be like, just come over, right?

00:14:02.000 They'd be like, oh, because they know if you catch it, you know, a nigga who got the full charisma, I'm going to get you.

00:14:08.000 The vibe's going to be there.

00:14:09.000 You're not going to leave.

00:14:10.000 You're going to...

00:14:11.000 Go all the way there.

00:14:12.000 So they try to avoid that because you get the right guy, them vibes always gonna be right.

00:14:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:14:18.000 So listen, someone's watching right now, right?

00:14:20.000 Like, what would it be for them to make them, like, more attractive to you then?

00:14:24.000 Because I think for a guy, you could have the vibe, but, like, if you're not, like, someone doing the right things, it won't matter.

00:14:29.000 Yeah, the end of it, you see, like...

00:14:31.000 If their energy is off, though, even though they fine and all that, if they got crazy, weird energy throwing you off, you like, man, fuck that.

00:14:38.000 This is a risk.

00:14:39.000 This shit weird.

00:14:40.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:41.000 You can feel it.

00:14:42.000 Especially for a guy who has money, has success, and you done had a lot of women.

00:14:45.000 You're not jeopardizing your whole life for some vagina.

00:14:48.000 Anything you feel weird, bitch, it's over with.

00:14:50.000 But I'm going to be polite and all that, but you got to go.

00:14:53.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:54.000 You're out the door, but we're going to make it smooth.

00:14:56.000 But that energy is off or anything weird and just asking all type of weird questions and all that, man, get out of here.

00:15:02.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:02.000 That's very important.

00:15:04.000 It'll throw everything off.

00:15:05.000 So nowadays dating is, I would say, a lot more tougher than it was back in the day.

00:15:09.000 A lot of options.

00:15:10.000 A lot of people are more into themselves, of course.

00:15:14.000 How do you describe your dating experience nowadays?

00:15:16.000 Tough?

00:15:17.000 Easy?

00:15:18.000 Hard?

00:15:19.000 Are guys, like, lame?

00:15:20.000 Not to par?

00:15:22.000 Um, I feel like I find a lot of guys are boring.

00:15:26.000 Like, they don't have substance to them.

00:15:28.000 I know you ain't talking.

00:15:30.000 I know the way you're talking.

00:15:32.000 Sleep over here.

00:15:33.000 Okay, describe boring.

00:15:35.000 Like, I like to have deep conversations with someone.

00:15:39.000 And I feel like a lot of guys are just very surface level.

00:15:42.000 Really, nigga?

00:15:43.000 What are you talking about?

00:15:44.000 What are you talking about, man?

00:15:45.000 What are you talking about?

00:15:47.000 I like to talk about life and faith.

00:15:55.000 What about life?

00:15:57.000 Like what I've been through in life.

00:16:00.000 Okay.

00:16:01.000 And connect with someone on like a deep level.

00:16:05.000 I mean, that's what I think is emotional connection.

00:16:08.000 So experiences?

00:16:09.000 Yeah.

00:16:11.000 And getting to know someone on a deeper level, not just...

00:16:14.000 What are you doing?

00:16:16.000 Okay!

00:16:17.000 That was great!

00:16:19.000 That's a good explanation.

00:16:21.000 How's dating for you?

00:16:23.000 Hard?

00:16:23.000 Easy?

00:16:24.000 I prefer to believe that it can be easy when the right...

00:16:27.000 Sometimes we define things as hard, but I think it's just because it's not...

00:16:31.000 You haven't found the right person yet.

00:16:34.000 And everything is an experience.

00:16:35.000 Every person is going to teach you something.

00:16:37.000 You're going to learn something, and then you get better to your next experience.

00:16:42.000 So, yes.

00:16:44.000 My past experience had been a little hard and I see that the challenge nowadays with the internet, you know, we became very superficial and really easy to just delete a person from your life,

00:17:00.000 you know, for every minimum thing we already give it up.

00:17:03.000 We're not really looking to invest in a person, right?

00:17:06.000 Because it's so easy to find another person to fill up the void.

00:17:11.000 Yeah, there's so many options.

00:17:12.000 It doesn't matter.

00:17:13.000 Oh, fresh.

00:17:14.000 Look at this.

00:17:15.000 What?

00:17:16.000 Who is that?

00:17:17.000 Shout out to Eric Andre.

00:17:18.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:19.000 That's crazy, bro.

00:17:21.000 You're saying that that's you.

00:17:22.000 Oh, shit.

00:17:24.000 Pretty much.

00:17:25.000 He's an actor.

00:17:28.000 I'm much more prettier than him.

00:17:29.000 You're prettier than him?

00:17:30.000 Of course I am.

00:17:31.000 I always think so, too.

00:17:33.000 I'll give her that.

00:17:34.000 What about you?

00:17:35.000 How's dating for you?

00:17:36.000 It's good.

00:17:38.000 It's real good.

00:17:38.000 No issues?

00:17:44.000 So a question.

00:17:45.000 Do you eat fried chicken and stuff like that?

00:17:47.000 Who, me?

00:17:48.000 Yeah.

00:17:49.000 Got to.

00:17:50.000 Because I heard that if you eat, you are what you eat.

00:17:54.000 Do you ask them how does it taste like?

00:17:56.000 No.

00:17:57.000 You don't?

00:17:58.000 So do you kiss a man after he's telling that ass?

00:18:00.000 Do you kiss him after?

00:18:01.000 I sure do.

00:18:01.000 You better.

00:18:02.000 Nope.

00:18:03.000 I sure do.

00:18:04.000 You goddamn right.

00:18:06.000 My dog, that's crazy.

00:18:10.000 You got to know that, man.

00:18:11.000 That has to go on.

00:18:12.000 Oh, she a freak for real.

00:18:13.000 Yeah, she would.

00:18:14.000 She would all the miscellaneous shit.

00:18:17.000 You got to be.

00:18:18.000 Okay.

00:18:19.000 That was TMI.

00:18:20.000 Dookie breath, man.

00:18:21.000 Dookie breath?

00:18:22.000 Dookie breath.

00:18:24.000 Hey, how are you?

00:18:25.000 Oh, man, that was tough.

00:18:27.000 Okay, what about you?

00:18:28.000 I think dating is fun.

00:18:29.000 Like you, I think people take it a little bit too heavy.

00:18:32.000 Like it should be more casual.

00:18:33.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:34.000 Like you're not supposed to just like get so serious so quick.

00:18:36.000 Yeah, we like that.

00:18:37.000 Learn what you like, what you don't like.

00:18:40.000 Yeah, test the waters.

00:18:40.000 You're not like supposed to just be somebody's property right off of it.

00:18:44.000 Come on now.

00:18:45.000 I think dating should be more light and fun and casual.

00:18:47.000 I like the free spirits.

00:18:49.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:49.000 We do.

00:18:50.000 Are you single?

00:18:51.000 Mm-hmm.

00:18:52.000 What?

00:18:53.000 Why does she smell?

00:18:53.000 Okay, sorry.

00:18:54.000 Somebody thinks she ain't.

00:18:55.000 I have to look down on that.

00:18:56.000 I bet you're sick.

00:18:58.000 I get that you shouldn't be that serious about dating sometimes at the very beginning, but how old are you now?

00:19:03.000 I just turned 30. 30?

00:19:04.000 Mm-hmm.

00:19:05.000 So do you think you should go by choice or because you're just waiting to see?

00:19:09.000 Let's be real now.

00:19:09.000 Absolutely by choice.

00:19:10.000 I'm new to Miami, so why would I come here in a relationship, you know?

00:19:14.000 How long have you been here?

00:19:15.000 Like six months.

00:19:16.000 Oh, Nick, you're not new no more.

00:19:17.000 No, I ain't new no more.

00:19:17.000 That's the most easy.

00:19:18.000 You resident here.

00:19:19.000 90 days.

00:19:20.000 90 days rule, yeah.

00:19:23.000 But nobody here has seen me outside before, so.

00:19:25.000 No, but...

00:19:25.000 Wait, you don't party?

00:19:26.000 I mean, I'm a DJ, so I just started DJing.

00:19:32.000 I'm a personal trainer, mostly.

00:19:37.000 I'm self-employed.

00:19:39.000 What kind of music do you DJ?

00:19:41.000 So, I like reggae, you know, and then I like hip-hop, R&B.

00:19:45.000 I do a lot of mashups.

00:19:47.000 That's pretty dope.

00:19:50.000 And then last but not least?

00:19:52.000 It's been good.

00:19:54.000 Alright.

00:19:55.000 So, I guess for you, um, when you say it's good, like, uh, are you getting, like, a boyfriend soon?

00:20:00.000 Are you, like, getting to a husband?

00:20:03.000 Or are you just kind of, like, playing the field still?

00:20:05.000 Playing the field.

00:20:06.000 How old are you?

00:20:08.000 26. Okay.

00:20:09.000 Damn!

00:20:10.000 You got, like, two more years.

00:20:12.000 Nah, it's just cooking, bro.

00:20:13.000 Your jig is up.

00:20:15.000 Okay, but, like, don't you have a kid?

00:20:17.000 A who?

00:20:18.000 A kid.

00:20:19.000 I have a dog.

00:20:21.000 You don't got a human?

00:20:22.000 I don't got a human baby, no.

00:20:24.000 Hmm.

00:20:25.000 I could have sworn.

00:20:26.000 Who?

00:20:27.000 You got a dog.

00:20:28.000 Okay.

00:20:28.000 I think I had a kid last time.

00:20:30.000 All right.

00:20:30.000 So, let's say, right?

00:20:32.000 I got a kid last time.

00:20:33.000 She did.

00:20:34.000 Got rid of it.

00:20:36.000 So, let's say, ladies, like, we're all about me and Mr. Organic, right?

00:20:40.000 And we're looking for a girl that would be a wifey type.

00:20:43.000 What would she have to have to be wifey in your eyes?

00:20:45.000 And we'll start here.

00:20:46.000 Qualities.

00:20:50.000 To be a wifey?

00:20:51.000 Yeah.

00:20:51.000 Yeah, to be a, you know what I'm saying?

00:20:53.000 Like, not you, a girl in the street that wants to be a wife.

00:20:56.000 What qualities would you have to have?

00:20:59.000 Not be for the streets.

00:21:01.000 Like, I guess, watch how she talks to men first off, because some girls do get derailed with disrespect.

00:21:12.000 How they present themselves to men.

00:21:15.000 Like, if they just go up to a man and start shaking ass, they're not going to get wiped out.

00:21:18.000 Okay.

00:21:19.000 Sorry.

00:21:19.000 That's good.

00:21:20.000 What about you?

00:21:22.000 So, like, ask the question again.

00:21:23.000 If she's not a DJ, that's a good one.

00:21:25.000 Yeah.

00:21:25.000 She can't be a DJ.

00:21:27.000 Ask yourself a wifey type for a girl.

00:21:29.000 You need to learn how to be someone's counterpart.

00:21:31.000 You know, like, pick up what they can't.

00:21:33.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:34.000 And that's different for everybody, like, relationships.

00:21:36.000 So, like, just being a, like, stable, you know?

00:21:42.000 Stability.

00:21:43.000 So being a plus for them, basically.

00:21:44.000 Yeah.

00:21:45.000 Okay.

00:21:45.000 Add on to what they got going on.

00:21:47.000 Exactly.

00:21:48.000 I'd say a team player.

00:21:49.000 Team player?

00:21:51.000 Well, you weren't.

00:21:52.000 Team booty?

00:21:56.000 Right, okay.

00:21:58.000 So you're just saying team player.

00:21:59.000 I'm a team player.

00:22:00.000 What about you?

00:22:01.000 Well, I think that's a question you have to ask because if the wife is for you, not for me.

00:22:06.000 But in general, in general, for a guy.

00:22:09.000 Honestly, I don't know, because I'm not here to criticize or judge nobody.

00:22:12.000 Because, you know, you might like the girls or, you know, who are in the streets shaking their ass.

00:22:18.000 Like, everyone should be loved and respected no matter what.

00:22:23.000 And by the way, be a hooker is a really hard job.

00:22:25.000 I'm not one, okay?

00:22:27.000 But I truly respect that.

00:22:31.000 I'm a therapist and I'm an artist, but anyways.

00:22:35.000 And as a therapist, yes, I don't discriminate people.

00:22:39.000 I don't judge people for their choice.

00:22:41.000 And I know it's a hard job.

00:22:42.000 I have friends who are, you know...

00:22:44.000 Well, I'm speaking from experience.

00:22:47.000 Because I was a hooker.

00:22:49.000 And I didn't get wiped out.

00:22:50.000 No.

00:22:51.000 Well, I believe that.

00:22:52.000 I know others.

00:22:53.000 I know others who got married, who got, you know, who find love, so...

00:22:58.000 Appreciate the roots.

00:23:01.000 Wait.

00:23:09.000 Okay, I gotta know.

00:23:10.000 How was that experience?

00:23:11.000 No wonder you're so sheltered and quiet.

00:23:15.000 Right, that's why she didn't live.

00:23:22.000 You said you were a former escort and stuff.

00:23:27.000 How was that experience?

00:23:28.000 What did you learn about men from that experience?

00:23:30.000 The truth about men.

00:23:35.000 I bet you there was no foreplay.

00:23:37.000 I mean, I got used for the first, yeah, so that's not a good feeling.

00:23:49.000 What made you get into it?

00:23:51.000 Life, and I guess I was...

00:23:56.000 Okay, let me start.

00:23:58.000 My first job was that, at 16. Because I wanted a job and I wasn't old enough to get a job and I didn't want my parents to pay for my bills so I left and I paid for my bills.

00:24:10.000 But then when I got a normal job, I got a normal job after.

00:24:13.000 I was working at a dog daycare.

00:24:15.000 I worked for Hollister for like one day but they only called me once and I said I quit so that's why I went to the dog daycare.

00:24:20.000 And then I worked for a moving company and I worked for a labor agency.

00:24:27.000 And after that, after the moving company, I saved some money, moved to Florida, and I said, I'm stripping because I was getting paid $10 an hour for labor.

00:24:35.000 And I said not.

00:24:38.000 So I said, if I'm going to start stripping, I'm going to use that money to invest it in not that lifestyle.

00:24:43.000 Like, if I'm going to do that, invest it in something that helps you not do that, like other things.

00:24:49.000 So did you have a guy give you some guidance, so to speak?

00:24:53.000 They try to, but like...

00:24:54.000 What's my money?

00:24:56.000 Nah.

00:24:57.000 Me and Pence don't get along, for shit.

00:25:00.000 You didn't have the right one, huh?

00:25:01.000 No, I don't do that.

00:25:03.000 Where was your mom and dad?

00:25:05.000 God bless them.

00:25:06.000 They were both doing the same shit.

00:25:09.000 Damn, they were both selling asses?

00:25:11.000 Damn it, what did daddy do?

00:25:13.000 My dad was working, but I mean, like, he...

00:25:17.000 Did he party?

00:25:18.000 He was fucking Cassie.

00:25:19.000 No, I mean, he still was...

00:25:22.000 Getting some money from somebody that was wealthy or whatever.

00:25:25.000 Let's be real.

00:25:26.000 Wait, a man?

00:25:27.000 Wait, like a man?

00:25:31.000 No, a girl.

00:25:32.000 Oh, he a player then.

00:25:34.000 Okay, that's different.

00:25:35.000 That's a player right there.

00:25:36.000 Why's my money?

00:25:37.000 And then your mom?

00:25:39.000 She had jobs too, but she also did the same thing and she admitted it when I was an adult.

00:25:47.000 So I have a question for ladies hearing her story.

00:25:50.000 Let's say times are hard.

00:25:51.000 And you had possibly low options to figure out how to make money.

00:25:57.000 Would you consider being an escort, yes or no, and why?

00:26:02.000 Um, no, I don't think I could do that.

00:26:05.000 Like, mentally.

00:26:06.000 Yeah, it's not good for them.

00:26:07.000 I think, I don't think I could do that.

00:26:09.000 Okay.

00:26:10.000 What about you?

00:26:11.000 I'm pretty close to that field.

00:26:13.000 I work with the tantra massage.

00:26:16.000 Ah.

00:26:17.000 Oh, you be doing that?

00:26:18.000 We got a video.

00:26:19.000 You have a happy game, isn't it, too?

00:26:21.000 That's what the people think it is, but it's not all about that.

00:26:25.000 I do.

00:26:25.000 You're giving happy ending?

00:26:26.000 Yes.

00:26:27.000 God damn it, my damn torso hurt right now.

00:26:30.000 My back, my back hurt.

00:26:32.000 But that's not the point.

00:26:33.000 No, I'm joking.

00:26:33.000 That's what the people know tantra for, but that's not exactly what it's about.

00:26:37.000 You just come along with it because you're so good at it.

00:26:39.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:26:40.000 This is not.

00:26:41.000 It's because we're so suppressed.

00:26:44.000 About our sexuality.

00:26:46.000 Right.

00:26:46.000 And Tantra, it's about all cultural, philosophical aspects of unity with the divine.

00:26:52.000 Yeah.

00:26:53.000 And sexuality is part of our mental health.

00:26:56.000 It's part of who you are.

00:26:57.000 So we don't separate our sexuality and Tantra.

00:27:01.000 I like that.

00:27:02.000 We explore that.

00:27:02.000 I'm surprised right now.

00:27:04.000 Yeah, me too, brother.

00:27:05.000 Yeah, I could be here talking about this the whole night, but anyways...

00:27:08.000 We'd like to talk about it.

00:27:09.000 There's nothing wrong with it.

00:27:10.000 Yeah, you got to feed the people that knowledge.

00:27:12.000 And answering your question, what a man are looking most?

00:27:15.000 I think that was what he asked.

00:27:18.000 It's affection.

00:27:20.000 Yeah.

00:27:21.000 I know they most come for what they think is the pleasure.

00:27:24.000 They are looking for the pleasure, but in fact, they are looking for affection.

00:27:27.000 I don't know if you noticed that.

00:27:29.000 They like affection.

00:27:30.000 Yeah, okay, okay.

00:27:32.000 So would you, you know, if you had option to be an escort, would you do it?

00:27:37.000 If the money was low, but your money is low, but you get some big money for doing that?

00:27:42.000 I try.

00:27:43.000 Okay, you try it before?

00:27:44.000 But that's not something that I feel comfortable with.

00:27:46.000 What the hell is going on in this motherfucker today?

00:27:48.000 We got some shit going on.

00:27:49.000 It's not something that I felt comfortable with.

00:27:51.000 You couldn't do it.

00:27:51.000 Because I'm super genuine about my feelings, and so I cannot do things that...

00:27:59.000 We can.

00:28:00.000 It's easy.

00:28:01.000 Yeah, it's easy.

00:28:02.000 But you got to live with it.

00:28:04.000 Yeah.

00:28:04.000 But I know I have a choice.

00:28:07.000 So I choose from my choice.

00:28:11.000 Even if they are slow, but I was able to realize that I have a choice so I can make a difference.

00:28:17.000 Makes sense.

00:28:18.000 What about you?

00:28:19.000 What was the question?

00:28:20.000 She lost us all.

00:28:21.000 So the question basically is, she told her story.

00:28:24.000 Would you ever want to become a stripper, sorry, escort if times are hard?

00:28:29.000 If I had children and they needed to eat, yeah, I would feed them.

00:28:33.000 Damn, you're going to feed the children with the pussy.

00:28:35.000 That's a hell of a mom.

00:28:37.000 Not the ass pussy.

00:28:38.000 The ass too now, the dollar right.

00:28:40.000 The ass go ahead and get the goddamn rammed into.

00:28:42.000 No, but if it's just me, no.

00:28:44.000 I'll figure it out.

00:28:44.000 Yeah, I respect it.

00:28:46.000 What about you?

00:28:47.000 I don't judge, but I'm very connected, mind, body, spirit-wise.

00:28:52.000 So I just couldn't foresee that for me.

00:28:54.000 And plus, I'm extremely close with my father and my older brother.

00:28:56.000 And so I don't even think they let me go down like that.

00:28:59.000 When times get tough, they're not going.

00:29:03.000 They're going to make sure I'm back up before I ever have to resort to that.

00:29:06.000 That's good.

00:29:06.000 And then, what advice would you give the girls looking to get into escorting nowadays?

00:29:12.000 Me?

00:29:12.000 Yeah.

00:29:14.000 Since that's your current occupation, we want to know our past.

00:29:18.000 Pass, I guess, to my slightly 5% current, I guess.

00:29:21.000 See?

00:29:22.000 Told you now.

00:29:22.000 He's not wrong, but...

00:29:23.000 Oh, shit!

00:29:25.000 Oh, shit!

00:29:26.000 I can fucking smell it, man.

00:29:29.000 I can smell the motherfuckers, you know what I mean?

00:29:31.000 Yeah.

00:29:32.000 I can smell the blue marlin on that thing.

00:29:34.000 The blue marlin?

00:29:35.000 What is that?

00:29:37.000 The fish.

00:29:38.000 Is that a fish?

00:29:39.000 Yeah, the fish.

00:29:39.000 Oh, hell no.

00:29:41.000 He's playing, he's playing.

00:29:42.000 I'm joking, I'm joking.

00:29:43.000 I'm playing, but I'm not, but I am, but I'm not.

00:29:45.000 No, it's cool.

00:29:45.000 No, it doesn't happen, though.

00:29:46.000 How do I know?

00:29:47.000 Trust me.

00:29:49.000 Yep.

00:29:51.000 But not like, you know.

00:29:54.000 Yeah, okay.

00:29:55.000 So what's the question?

00:29:57.000 Sorry.

00:29:58.000 No, it's fine.

00:30:00.000 What advice would you give to girls that's interested in that field or they feel like...

00:30:04.000 Don't do it out of spite.

00:30:07.000 Oh, out of spite.

00:30:08.000 But what about out of want the money?

00:30:11.000 It's not all about the money.

00:30:13.000 If you're going to do it for the money, invest it in something that's proper and not escorting.

00:30:17.000 No, I'm saying like, of course not.

00:30:19.000 You're gonna invest in escorting.

00:30:20.000 If someone doing it to make more money, they're going into it for that.

00:30:24.000 Yeah, but if it's only for money, it's not worth it.

00:30:26.000 Okay.

00:30:27.000 What makes it worth it then?

00:30:32.000 Nice question.

00:30:33.000 Gotcha, bitch!

00:30:34.000 Three of them!

00:30:35.000 Three of them!

00:30:36.000 Y 'all giving me these questions.

00:30:38.000 Yeah, we try to, you know, feed the people.

00:30:39.000 I mean, you've been there, so you should know.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, what makes it worth it?

00:30:45.000 The intention.

00:30:47.000 I guess.

00:30:48.000 Like, what's the reason you're doing it?

00:30:50.000 Is it just for the money?

00:30:51.000 Is it just for to get back on somebody?

00:30:54.000 Or is it to, you know...

00:30:55.000 I mean, it's a whole bunch of reasons why people do it.

00:30:58.000 What was your reason?

00:31:00.000 Spite.

00:31:02.000 It was, I mean, not spite.

00:31:04.000 It was more like...

00:31:06.000 No, it wasn't.

00:31:08.000 Why'd you do it?

00:31:08.000 When I first did it, no.

00:31:10.000 Yeah, while you first do it.

00:31:12.000 When I started, no.

00:31:13.000 It was because I wanted to work.

00:31:15.000 I wasn't old enough to get a job.

00:31:17.000 Yeah, but I didn't want my parents to pay for my bills.

00:31:19.000 I felt like a burden.

00:31:21.000 My mom was always mad for no reason.

00:31:25.000 My dad was out partying all the time.

00:31:27.000 So I felt like a burden.

00:31:29.000 I didn't want to be home.

00:31:32.000 Y 'all better take care of y 'all damn kids, especially your daughters.

00:31:34.000 It's coming from a broken home.

00:31:36.000 That's all I'm hearing.

00:31:37.000 The dad was doing this, the mom was doing that.

00:31:39.000 Off by herself, fending for herself.

00:31:42.000 Like, you know, me living, I guess they gave me a roof over my head, but I felt like a burden.

00:31:49.000 I mean, you're a kid.

00:31:50.000 That's sad.

00:31:52.000 Yeah.

00:31:53.000 Burden like a mother.

00:31:54.000 Who has kids here on this panel?

00:31:56.000 Who has kids here?

00:31:57.000 Any of y 'all have kids?

00:31:58.000 Nobody.

00:31:59.000 Yeah, y 'all make the mistakes, boy.

00:32:01.000 There's no way for you to be a single mother.

00:32:03.000 The jig is up.

00:32:04.000 Yeah, after that's coach.

00:32:05.000 Yeah.

00:32:05.000 So we'll do intros now and again to the questions for the actual video.

00:32:08.000 For sure.

00:32:09.000 So we'll start with name, age, what we do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.

00:32:13.000 Your body count.

00:32:14.000 We'll start right here.

00:32:15.000 So name, age, what we do for a living.

00:32:18.000 My name is Veronica.

00:32:19.000 I'm 23. I model and I bartend and do bottle service.

00:32:24.000 She belongs to the streets.

00:32:25.000 I remember her now.

00:32:26.000 She had that little funny look, like Pee Wee Herman type look.

00:32:29.000 Yeah, I remember her now.

00:32:30.000 And then dating status?

00:32:35.000 Little Pee Wee Herman.

00:32:37.000 Non-existent?

00:32:38.000 Single?

00:32:39.000 Single still?

00:32:40.000 Highest education level?

00:32:43.000 Some college.

00:32:44.000 Are your parents already together or no?

00:32:46.000 Yeah.

00:32:47.000 And then, of course, breath control?

00:32:49.000 No.

00:32:50.000 Ethnic background?

00:32:52.000 What's your background?

00:32:54.000 I was born in Russia.

00:32:56.000 Oh yeah, that whole story.

00:32:58.000 What about you?

00:32:59.000 Name, age?

00:33:00.000 I'm Carla.

00:33:01.000 I'm 44. 44?

00:33:03.000 Dang!

00:33:05.000 OG in the building.

00:33:06.000 I'm kidding.

00:33:07.000 Yep.

00:33:07.000 I'm 43, so I'm up there with you.

00:33:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:09.000 Nice, nice.

00:33:10.000 But I'm a man, so it's different.

00:33:12.000 80, 80, 80. I am, well, originally I'm an actress.

00:33:19.000 I love acting.

00:33:20.000 I love dancing.

00:33:21.000 I love being hanging in the air.

00:33:23.000 I do fire dance.

00:33:24.000 You do a lot.

00:33:25.000 Yeah, I do a lot of things.

00:33:27.000 Contra goddamn massages.

00:33:28.000 Yeah, and then I ended up coming to the therapeutic field because I was first healing myself from several traumas of being abused as a kid.

00:33:39.000 Yeah.

00:33:40.000 Then, you know, not really, I mean.

00:33:43.000 Mom and Dad, good, but they did the best they could, but it wasn't the best for me.

00:33:49.000 Right.

00:33:52.000 So yeah, doing so many things that I went through, I was kind of like, you know, going through depression, panic attacks, a lot of mental issues.

00:34:02.000 And then I started my journey in this healing, spiritual, I mean, we all are spiritual.

00:34:09.000 But just being more aware of my spirituality.

00:34:11.000 Have you ever been married or proposed to?

00:34:14.000 No.

00:34:15.000 Never?

00:34:16.000 What's your dating status?

00:34:19.000 Well, it's funny because last week I just met someone very interesting.

00:34:23.000 Okay, okay.

00:34:24.000 Exciting!

00:34:25.000 Yeah, it's very exciting.

00:34:27.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:27.000 How old is he?

00:34:29.000 Ten years younger than I was.

00:34:30.000 Oh, he's standing up in that thing.

00:34:32.000 He's jumping that motherfucker in there already.

00:34:33.000 Yeah, he eating that thing.

00:34:35.000 Yeah, shout out to him.

00:34:36.000 Yeah, for real.

00:34:38.000 Okay, that's good.

00:34:40.000 Highest education level?

00:34:44.000 Hey, watch out.

00:34:45.000 Trump watching.

00:34:47.000 Don't worry, I'm already sitting.

00:34:48.000 Oh, you are?

00:34:49.000 Okay.

00:34:49.000 You don't worry.

00:34:50.000 I'm good.

00:34:51.000 I'm good.

00:34:52.000 Nobody can take me out of this country.

00:34:54.000 Nice.

00:34:55.000 Don't say that now.

00:34:56.000 I fought for that.

00:35:00.000 Anyways, I do have...

00:35:05.000 You know, I study in Brazil, so compared to what is here, like, it's a bachelor degree in arts.

00:35:09.000 Got it.

00:35:11.000 So, basically, yeah, that.

00:35:12.000 Okay.

00:35:13.000 And then, of course, parents together or no?

00:35:16.000 Yeah, my parents, I love that because it's very inspiring for me, and that's why I think I changed so much this romance in my life, because my parents, they were neighbors, so they know each other since they were kids.

00:35:27.000 And they now are 70. 2 and 74. Back in Brazil?

00:35:32.000 Yeah.

00:35:33.000 Do you think there's hope for people nowadays that have that kind of relationship?

00:35:36.000 Absolutely.

00:35:37.000 It's hard.

00:35:37.000 Yeah?

00:35:37.000 Yeah.

00:35:37.000 That's what I just said before in the beginning.

00:35:39.000 We're living in a completely different world right now.

00:35:41.000 Yeah.

00:35:42.000 It's hard, right?

00:35:43.000 Way different.

00:35:44.000 I mean, it depends your point of view.

00:35:45.000 If you think it's hard, it's going to be hard.

00:35:47.000 But I just prefer not by this point of view and just prefer to think...

00:35:50.000 Be positive.

00:35:51.000 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 Pestimistic.

00:35:52.000 Yeah, because if you define it...

00:35:53.000 Optimistic, not pessimistic.

00:35:55.000 It's just like not having a definition of what is...

00:35:58.000 It's bad, it's hard, because our points of view create our reality.

00:36:03.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:36:05.000 And then last but not least, birth control?

00:36:07.000 I had done this in the past, but it's not just my responsibility.

00:36:12.000 And the birth control literally fucked up my body.

00:36:15.000 I ended up having tired-out issues.

00:36:18.000 Yeah, it was really bad.

00:36:20.000 And like I say, you know, sex is made with two people, so both should be responsible for that.

00:36:26.000 Speaking of sex...

00:36:27.000 What's your body count?

00:36:29.000 Say again?

00:36:30.000 Your body count.

00:36:31.000 My body count?

00:36:32.000 Yep.

00:36:32.000 What did that mean?

00:36:33.000 How many guys you fucked in your whole life?

00:36:35.000 I have no fucking idea.

00:36:36.000 I think I'm counting.

00:36:37.000 This is not a combination.

00:36:39.000 Dude, I'm 44. Of course I fuck a lot of people.

00:36:43.000 Yeah, unlimited.

00:36:46.000 If there's a number in the universe.

00:36:47.000 Yeah.

00:36:48.000 I'm going to give us a guess.

00:36:49.000 Ballpark.

00:36:50.000 Random guess.

00:36:50.000 I'll say definitely more than 20, 30s.

00:36:53.000 I don't know.

00:36:53.000 Okay.

00:36:54.000 Wait, hold on.

00:36:54.000 What?

00:36:55.000 Wait, what?

00:36:55.000 That's it?

00:36:55.000 That's good.

00:36:57.000 That's normal.

00:36:57.000 That's a good weekend.

00:36:58.000 Yeah, I'm not making any sense.

00:37:00.000 Wait, wait, you know what?

00:37:02.000 How many blowjobs are you giving?

00:37:04.000 But if you ask how many dicks I have been touching?

00:37:06.000 Yeah.

00:37:07.000 Oh, more than that.

00:37:08.000 'Cause that time trick, motherfucker, you go with two hands, mouth, everything.

00:37:11.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm in downtown.

00:37:34.000 That's just crazy, bro.

00:37:36.000 Oh, thank you.

00:37:36.000 At least I know I'm something, right?

00:37:39.000 Okay.

00:37:39.000 Or Chinatown.

00:37:41.000 Okay, Chris, you would know.

00:37:42.000 Yeah, I would know.

00:37:43.000 What about you?

00:37:44.000 Name age we do for living?

00:37:45.000 Hey, y 'all!

00:37:47.000 What?

00:37:51.000 My name is Z. Hold you?

00:37:54.000 I'm 24. What do you do for it?

00:37:57.000 I'm a financial magician.

00:38:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:01.000 She's a sex worker, guys.

00:38:03.000 No, I'm not.

00:38:07.000 Okay.

00:38:08.000 What does that mean?

00:38:09.000 I just make money up here.

00:38:11.000 From where?

00:38:11.000 From the balls?

00:38:12.000 Nope.

00:38:12.000 No.

00:38:13.000 Okay.

00:38:13.000 From the bank.

00:38:14.000 Oh, she scams.

00:38:15.000 Oh, she...

00:38:16.000 Wait, are you Haitian?

00:38:17.000 Who said that?

00:38:17.000 Are you Haitian?

00:38:19.000 No, I'm not.

00:38:20.000 Okay.

00:38:20.000 So she had the juet, but she don't have the juet.

00:38:23.000 What's your background?

00:38:25.000 My what?

00:38:25.000 Background.

00:38:27.000 Just American.

00:38:28.000 Black.

00:38:29.000 Black American.

00:38:29.000 What do you do for it?

00:38:31.000 I just told you.

00:38:32.000 Magician.

00:38:34.000 You do magic?

00:38:35.000 Mm-hmm.

00:38:35.000 Or do something right now?

00:38:37.000 Do something right now.

00:38:40.000 Make it happen.

00:38:42.000 Let me see your bank card.

00:38:44.000 What?

00:38:45.000 Okay, I got it.

00:38:46.000 I got it now.

00:38:47.000 I got it now.

00:38:47.000 Told you.

00:38:48.000 She's one of them.

00:38:52.000 Oh, shit.

00:38:53.000 I'm single.

00:38:53.000 She got scared.

00:38:54.000 You saw that?

00:38:55.000 She got nervous.

00:38:56.000 No, I didn't.

00:38:57.000 Highest or kitchen level?

00:38:59.000 High school.

00:38:59.000 High school?

00:39:00.000 Parents together or no?

00:39:01.000 No.

00:39:02.000 Birth control?

00:39:03.000 Mm-mm.

00:39:04.000 Spray that motherfucker up, baby.

00:39:05.000 Fertilize me something.

00:39:06.000 Can I fertilize something?

00:39:07.000 She said, uh-uh.

00:39:08.000 Want that ass.

00:39:09.000 She want to feel it.

00:39:09.000 Yeah.

00:39:10.000 What about you?

00:39:12.000 My name's Omuel.

00:39:13.000 I'm 30 and I'm a personal trainer.

00:39:15.000 Omuel?

00:39:16.000 Omuel.

00:39:17.000 Omuel.

00:39:18.000 Yeah.

00:39:18.000 That's a unique name.

00:39:20.000 Omuel.

00:39:21.000 You born a woman, right?

00:39:23.000 You born a pussy.

00:39:23.000 That's like a nigga name.

00:39:25.000 Yeah, I'm you.

00:39:27.000 Who's you, nigga?

00:39:29.000 I'm you.

00:39:30.000 Who's this nigga?

00:39:32.000 I haven't met one yet.

00:39:35.000 What do you do for it?

00:39:37.000 I'm a personal trainer.

00:39:38.000 Personal trainer.

00:39:39.000 And I'm also learning to DJ, so.

00:39:41.000 Cool.

00:39:42.000 Dating status?

00:39:43.000 Single.

00:39:44.000 Highest education level?

00:39:46.000 I'm certified as a personal trainer, so.

00:39:48.000 Okay.

00:39:49.000 Parents together or no?

00:39:50.000 Yes, for over 30 years.

00:39:51.000 Good stuff, good stuff.

00:39:53.000 And birth control?

00:39:54.000 No.

00:39:54.000 Spread it out.

00:39:55.000 All right.

00:39:56.000 What are you, white?

00:39:57.000 You a white woman?

00:39:58.000 I mean, I guess people like you would say so.

00:40:00.000 People like me?

00:40:01.000 Yeah, cool.

00:40:02.000 Fuck on now.

00:40:03.000 Don't put me in no category.

00:40:03.000 My father's German.

00:40:05.000 No, I wouldn't categorize that then.

00:40:07.000 German and what?

00:40:07.000 And my mother's Western European.

00:40:09.000 What part?

00:40:11.000 Like Norway.

00:40:12.000 Oh, that's white then.

00:40:13.000 See, if you was Irish or Italian.

00:40:14.000 See, that's what I mean when I said it.

00:40:16.000 Them ain't white people.

00:40:17.000 Y 'all, they came here, they was treated like niggas when they came.

00:40:20.000 German folks, y 'all was treated normal, you know what I'm saying?

00:40:22.000 So, yeah, you white.

00:40:23.000 You blessed.

00:40:23.000 Yeah, you cool.

00:40:24.000 Now, if you was Italian and Irish, y 'all was niggas.

00:40:27.000 Mama mia!

00:40:29.000 And last but not least, welcome back to the show.

00:40:31.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

00:40:32.000 Your body count?

00:40:32.000 Your body count.

00:40:34.000 Oh, me?

00:40:35.000 Yeah, you.

00:40:36.000 333, it's on the fingers.

00:40:38.000 It's over 9,000!

00:40:40.000 Probably like 20 to 30. I don't believe you.

00:40:43.000 Damn, 20 to 30?

00:40:44.000 I don't believe you, bro.

00:40:45.000 A personal trainer, a throat tattoo, a spiritual sound, a home sound.

00:40:51.000 On her neck.

00:40:52.000 On her neck.

00:40:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:53.000 That means you have a good spiritual head.

00:40:55.000 Fact.

00:40:56.000 Yo.

00:40:58.000 You're trying to take your soul through that hole, man.

00:41:01.000 Oh, yeah, what's yours?

00:41:02.000 Yeah, what's your body count?

00:41:02.000 We all know, man.

00:41:03.000 Y 'all not gonna believe me.

00:41:04.000 I don't believe you.

00:41:08.000 You gonna say it, or you gonna...

00:41:10.000 It's four.

00:41:17.000 So all this is four?

00:41:20.000 You mean today?

00:41:21.000 Or this year?

00:41:22.000 Yeah, today.

00:41:24.000 Okay.

00:41:24.000 How many ate your ass?

00:41:26.000 All of them.

00:41:27.000 All of them.

00:41:28.000 If you had a guy like, eat your ass and you didn't fuck him, like, yeah, that's all I wanted.

00:41:31.000 You did a nigga like that.

00:41:33.000 He might be watching, so I ain't gonna...

00:41:35.000 That's crazy, bro.

00:41:43.000 That's crazy.

00:41:44.000 Still using mystery.

00:41:45.000 That's gross.

00:41:46.000 What about you?

00:41:49.000 I'm Fiji.

00:41:50.000 I'm 26. I'm a healer and an artist.

00:41:53.000 Fiji got that water.

00:41:54.000 Okay, Fiji.

00:41:59.000 5%.

00:42:00.000 Dating status?

00:42:02.000 Single.

00:42:03.000 Parents together or no?

00:42:06.000 Nah.

00:42:08.000 You said that kind of deep.

00:42:10.000 My mom's dead.

00:42:11.000 Oh, shit.

00:42:12.000 R.I.P.

00:42:12.000 My deuce.

00:42:13.000 Yeah, rest of the peace to her.

00:42:15.000 They could have got back together, but...

00:42:16.000 But, you know, the good Lord didn't call her home.

00:42:20.000 Highest education level?

00:42:24.000 Um...

00:42:24.000 Kindergarten.

00:42:29.000 Sophomore.

00:42:30.000 Wow, sophomore?

00:42:30.000 Yeah.

00:42:31.000 And then, um...

00:42:32.000 But then, like, I did some type of, like, digital marketing school online.

00:42:36.000 And, um...

00:42:38.000 I forgot what else.

00:42:39.000 There was something else I did, too.

00:42:41.000 I just forgot.

00:42:41.000 I'll remember later on.

00:42:43.000 And then birth control?

00:42:44.000 No.

00:42:45.000 No?

00:42:47.000 Why do you pause, like, so long?

00:42:49.000 Like, what are you thinking about?

00:42:51.000 A lot.

00:42:52.000 But no, no birth control.

00:42:55.000 Okay!

00:42:56.000 That was definitely a...

00:42:57.000 Your type of occupation, you walk around and let motherfucking goddamn show up.

00:43:00.000 No, I don't do it.

00:43:02.000 I don't use condoms.

00:43:04.000 They know them niggas be sneaky, slide it off real quick.

00:43:06.000 Bam, put it back in there.

00:43:07.000 I mean, I never got...

00:43:08.000 I took Plan B's if, if, if, if I took a Plan B. Wait, how many abortions have you had, though?

00:43:16.000 I haven't had not one abortion.

00:43:18.000 You sure?

00:43:18.000 Yep.

00:43:19.000 Okay.

00:43:21.000 This is scary, man.

00:43:22.000 Okay, Organic!

00:43:23.000 Welcome to the show, bro.

00:43:24.000 We know who you are.

00:43:27.000 Mr. Organic is here.

00:43:29.000 You know, entrepreneur, influencer, you know, brand owner.

00:43:33.000 You know, make sure you go to OrganicLifeStyle.com and get the merch.

00:43:35.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:36.000 Subscribe to the podcast, Organically Speaking.

00:43:40.000 YouTube, Instagram, and all that, man.

00:43:41.000 Make sure you put Organic with a K, man.

00:43:43.000 You're going to find me, the God.

00:43:44.000 All right, body count?

00:43:46.000 Unlimited.

00:43:47.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:43:48.000 It's like a buffet.

00:43:49.000 Real niggas ain't counting.

00:43:50.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:51.000 I go to the buffet.

00:43:51.000 I might want some shrimp.

00:43:53.000 I might want some oysters or some shit.

00:43:54.000 I ain't keeping track of that shit.

00:43:55.000 I do what I want when I want, how I want.

00:43:57.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:58.000 But at the same time, you know, I got discipline, man.

00:44:00.000 So I let y 'all decide where my card count at.

00:44:03.000 Good stuff.

00:44:04.000 But I'm immortal.

00:44:04.000 Now we're going to spice it up a little bit here.

00:44:06.000 Craziest sex story and what happened.

00:44:08.000 And we'll start right here.

00:44:10.000 I know you got a lot.

00:44:11.000 Just crazy sex story.

00:44:15.000 Not the 20 guys and shit.

00:44:16.000 We gon' leave that.

00:44:22.000 You okay?

00:44:23.000 I had a man pee in my butt.

00:44:26.000 Everybody relax now.

00:44:27.000 Everybody just listen to me.

00:44:30.000 I thought Cassie was nasty.

00:44:34.000 I mean, what?

00:44:35.000 That caught me.

00:44:37.000 Shit, we're Cassie.

00:44:38.000 That was so fast too, just like pissed in my butt.

00:44:41.000 Wait, so like what's the story you made up to that though?

00:44:44.000 Did he pay you?

00:44:46.000 Did he pay you?

00:44:47.000 He did and then I made him pay me more because like, you know, and then we couldn't even communicate because he was speaking in a different language.

00:44:58.000 What language was he speaking?

00:45:00.000 I think Russian?

00:45:04.000 We have to use Google Translate.

00:45:09.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:45:10.000 So, like, what's the story leading up to that, though?

00:45:11.000 I'm curious.

00:45:12.000 How'd you meet him?

00:45:13.000 A friend of mine, she said, I know somebody you want to, you know, and I was like, I guess, and then that happened.

00:45:19.000 So how much did you pay?

00:45:21.000 Nope!

00:45:21.000 I'm not telling you that.

00:45:22.000 Okay, well damn.

00:45:23.000 Excuse me, shit.

00:45:24.000 You just told me to piss in your ass.

00:45:25.000 Because when I look back, it wasn't enough.

00:45:27.000 Oh, shit!

00:45:29.000 But you know, for the women out there, because they might indulge in this, and you're going to tell them this ain't the number to go higher.

00:45:34.000 No, not even the number.

00:45:35.000 I mean, if it does happen, it's out of her control, I guess.

00:45:40.000 So did he say, I'm going to piss in your ass?

00:45:42.000 No, he didn't tell me that.

00:45:44.000 So was he just fucking you in the ass initially?

00:45:48.000 Hey, Fresh, what's up, brother?

00:45:49.000 What the fuck?

00:45:51.000 That's some R. Kelly shit, bro.

00:45:52.000 Fresh like that shit.

00:45:53.000 No, I don't.

00:45:53.000 What do you mean, nigga?

00:45:54.000 So you agreed for the ass, but you didn't agree for the ass pissing.

00:45:59.000 Right.

00:45:59.000 Okay.

00:46:01.000 Yeah.

00:46:01.000 Okay.

00:46:02.000 I mean, I'm so curious about the story leading up to this.

00:46:05.000 Like, what happened?

00:46:05.000 Like, how did it turn out to be?

00:46:07.000 Oh, can I piss on your ass?

00:46:08.000 No, he didn't.

00:46:09.000 And then I was like, what is that?

00:46:10.000 And he said, it's not semen.

00:46:11.000 And I'm like, I know it's not semen.

00:46:12.000 He was telling you, no nuts.

00:46:14.000 I pissed.

00:46:14.000 Like, why would I care for semen in my asshole?

00:46:16.000 I just...

00:46:16.000 You wouldn't care.

00:46:17.000 If you just nut in there, it'd be cool.

00:46:19.000 Oh, so you was doing anal?

00:46:20.000 Yeah.

00:46:21.000 Oh, okay.

00:46:22.000 Yo, I feel sick, bro.

00:46:24.000 Listen, brother.

00:46:25.000 And it filled up.

00:46:26.000 You was like, why is it wrong?

00:46:27.000 I feel sick, bro.

00:46:29.000 Have y 'all not heard of toilets?

00:46:31.000 Ask the question.

00:46:33.000 No, no, no.

00:46:34.000 Thank you for sharing.

00:46:35.000 Thank you.

00:46:35.000 That was too much, though.

00:46:37.000 What about you?

00:46:38.000 I wouldn't say nothing like that.

00:46:40.000 I say mine's from, like, places.

00:46:42.000 Like, mine...

00:46:44.000 Favorite place would have probably been, like, Moab.

00:46:46.000 Have you guys ever been to, like, Utah and the Canyons?

00:46:47.000 Yeah.

00:46:48.000 So, me and one of my old things, we had spent, like, a whole week out there in the whole Canyons.

00:46:52.000 In a tent or something?

00:46:53.000 No, a nice villa.

00:46:55.000 Little side-by-side cars, the drop-top Jeep, you know?

00:46:58.000 And both of them were done for by the time of that.

00:47:01.000 We pulled over everywhere, like...

00:47:03.000 Where's he now?

00:47:06.000 Prison.

00:47:06.000 No, definitely not.

00:47:08.000 He's probably running a country somewhere.

00:47:10.000 He was actually real lit.

00:47:11.000 Tough.

00:47:12.000 Why'd you guys break off?

00:47:14.000 Because he's just on a different type of time.

00:47:16.000 He's an open relationship vibe.

00:47:18.000 We were just cool, casual.

00:47:19.000 He taught me a lot of different things.

00:47:21.000 He was very well-traveled and cultured, so I appreciated that.

00:47:26.000 A fun time.

00:47:27.000 Yeah.

00:47:28.000 He was cool.

00:47:28.000 Good experiences.

00:47:30.000 That's what it's about.

00:47:31.000 What about you?

00:47:32.000 I noticed something with butt.

00:47:37.000 I got a crazy place.

00:47:40.000 Where?

00:47:42.000 The graveyard.

00:47:43.000 No.

00:47:44.000 What?

00:47:45.000 Yo, bro!

00:47:47.000 What's going on, Chris?

00:47:48.000 This bitch fucking dead.

00:47:49.000 In a sanitary?

00:47:51.000 I know, I heard it, man.

00:47:52.000 Chris, where'd you find her, bro?

00:47:53.000 She getting her ass in the sanitary?

00:47:55.000 Where'd you find her, bro?

00:47:55.000 Hey, listen.

00:47:56.000 Oh my god!

00:47:58.000 Wait, okay, tell us the story, okay?

00:48:00.000 How do you even get there in the first place?

00:48:22.000 No, it wasn't.

00:48:24.000 We was in the car.

00:48:25.000 We was just...

00:48:25.000 In the car?

00:48:26.000 Yeah.

00:48:26.000 Oh, y 'all want to duck off somewhere hidden?

00:48:28.000 Yeah.

00:48:28.000 In, like, the cemetery?

00:48:29.000 No one's gonna be here?

00:48:32.000 Wow.

00:48:32.000 We did it at the church, too.

00:48:35.000 Yo, man.

00:48:37.000 Bruh.

00:48:38.000 You what?

00:48:39.000 The damn devil.

00:49:00.000 In the car.

00:49:09.000 In the car.

00:49:10.000 Did y 'all meet me at church?

00:49:11.000 Yeah, where'd you meet him at?

00:49:13.000 At school.

00:49:14.000 Is it high school you're doing that shit?

00:49:15.000 No.

00:49:16.000 Oh, damn.

00:49:16.000 This was, like, last year.

00:49:20.000 Wait, so...

00:49:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:21.000 How old are you again?

00:49:22.000 I'm 24. Okay.

00:49:25.000 Yeah, I'm scared of you, man.

00:49:26.000 Yo, 24...

00:49:28.000 Something ain't right.

00:49:28.000 But you know what's scary, bro?

00:49:29.000 Nowadays, they start very young.

00:49:31.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:31.000 So it's like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a young thing.

00:49:33.000 Nah, they're crazy.

00:49:34.000 They're mad experience, bro.

00:49:35.000 Hell, yeah.

00:49:35.000 Tough.

00:49:36.000 Yeah, tell your ass up, boy.

00:49:38.000 Them young girls are different.

00:49:39.000 I know people think I'm freaky, but I'm pretty plain.

00:49:42.000 But I think my first time wasn't good, it was awful, but it was funny because it was with my best friend.

00:49:50.000 We were in like, how do you call those bench beds?

00:49:53.000 Bunk beds.

00:49:54.000 Bunk beds.

00:49:54.000 Yeah, bunk beds.

00:49:55.000 Bunk beds.

00:49:56.000 Thank you.

00:49:57.000 So I was on the top and my friend was on the bottom.

00:50:00.000 And you know, we're there from our college, from our school, sorry.

00:50:04.000 So yeah, I was with...

00:50:06.000 My, you know, my date, she was with his friend, and that was how I lost my virginity.

00:50:13.000 We didn't ask how you lost virginity.

00:50:14.000 No, no, I know.

00:50:15.000 I said that was the only more crazy thing that I have done.

00:50:20.000 You're a crazy ass, you got no crazy experiences.

00:50:21.000 No, I, well, if you want, I can share from my work.

00:50:24.000 Damn!

00:50:25.000 I just, I just say, people...

00:50:27.000 Give us the good shit, baby.

00:50:28.000 People think I'm a freak, but I'm a pretty vanilla.

00:50:31.000 The only thing I like a little bit of...

00:50:35.000 I'll tell you.

00:50:36.000 I have this guy who wants to ask me to put my own, my whole hand inside of his ass.

00:50:41.000 Damn, can we get that?

00:50:44.000 Dude, I swear to God, it was so funny because I start with one finger.

00:50:52.000 I had gloves, don't worry.

00:50:54.000 Wait, hold on.

00:50:55.000 If you're getting food, please put it down right now.

00:50:57.000 Please put it down.

00:50:58.000 I mean, it's too late, bro.

00:51:00.000 You want to hear everything?

00:51:01.000 Bro, that's African shirt.

00:51:02.000 Go ahead.

00:51:04.000 Keep going.

00:51:05.000 We're here now.

00:51:06.000 Yeah, we're here now.

00:51:06.000 No, and he just, oh, it's so good.

00:51:08.000 Put one more.

00:51:10.000 And I said, okay, two.

00:51:11.000 And then, oh, I'm so good.

00:51:13.000 One more.

00:51:14.000 How many fingers do you have there?

00:51:16.000 Three already.

00:51:18.000 And then he was almost...

00:51:19.000 I swear to God, he was close to come and he pulled my whole hand.

00:51:24.000 I was like...

00:51:25.000 I was pretending that was a normal thing, right?

00:51:29.000 I do this every day.

00:51:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:31.000 Then I had another client who usually also liked that.

00:51:35.000 And sometimes, you know, fatty should...

00:51:39.000 The feet, patties.

00:51:40.000 They put the foot in the ass.

00:51:41.000 No, I never put my foot on my foot.

00:51:44.000 But I already had a client who wanted me to be stepping on his face for a whole one hour, like literally walking.

00:51:51.000 Like my feet were hurting and he was like...

00:51:55.000 Wait, how much did they charge for that?

00:52:02.000 Yeah, I think by the time it was like 200.

00:52:05.000 That's it?

00:52:05.000 No, just for stepping on him.

00:52:08.000 For a whole fist?

00:52:09.000 Oh no, for the fist it was something about like...

00:52:30.000 She came here like this?

00:52:33.000 Bro, what's the price to go right now?

00:52:36.000 What's the price not for that show?

00:52:37.000 Well, I don't do this right now, but I do prostate.

00:52:39.000 Oh, shit!

00:52:41.000 She rubs the prostate.

00:52:44.000 But that has a lot of benefits.

00:52:47.000 Listen, uh...

00:52:48.000 Trust me, I would not like to do this for my man.

00:52:50.000 Of course.

00:52:51.000 But, uh...

00:52:52.000 But for the money, you would help that prostate.

00:52:53.000 No, because in the work, it has a reason for that.

00:52:56.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:52:57.000 It's not just to stick your finger inside of that.

00:52:59.000 It's purposeful.

00:53:00.000 Even doctors recommend that.

00:53:02.000 Yeah.

00:53:03.000 You know, niggas rather die from colon cancer than even go through that shit.

00:53:07.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:53:08.000 You don't feel like kind of weird about...

00:53:10.000 Absolutely, but it is what it is.

00:53:12.000 Okay, interesting.

00:53:13.000 It is what it is.

00:53:14.000 See, see, see, because at least on some level they're hearing...

00:53:16.000 Someone has to do their job.

00:53:17.000 Somebody gotta do it off.

00:53:18.000 For the first time they're hearing...

00:53:19.000 The reality of, like, a woman...

00:53:21.000 They go through this shit.

00:53:22.000 Yeah, women, it's a lot.

00:53:22.000 Look, niggas is weirdos.

00:53:24.000 Yeah.

00:53:24.000 So, like, women play with some different type of shit because these dudes be into some different type of shit.

00:53:29.000 Yeah.

00:53:29.000 So, when they tell their real stories, it get kind of weird.

00:53:31.000 So, it is what it is.

00:53:32.000 It ain't their fault.

00:53:34.000 A nigga's paying, so I get it.

00:53:35.000 Right.

00:53:36.000 Already to be doing this job that working my ass for ten bucks an hour?

00:53:41.000 Hella no.

00:53:41.000 You'd rather put a hole down there and put your asshole.

00:53:44.000 Do you want some room?

00:53:46.000 Really, nigga?

00:53:47.000 Where you going?

00:53:48.000 Where you going?

00:53:49.000 Where you going?

00:53:49.000 Put my head in that motherfucker?

00:53:51.000 Ah!

00:53:51.000 That's for two of us.

00:53:53.000 Okay, so I know yours is going to be boring, but tell us.

00:53:56.000 Yeah, I don't really have anything crazy.

00:53:59.000 I guess just like...

00:54:00.000 Really, nigga?

00:54:03.000 Can you imagine her?

00:54:04.000 Starfish sex?

00:54:05.000 Right, right.

00:54:05.000 Just like laying there.

00:54:06.000 He's like, my life is so amazing.

00:54:09.000 How's your life?

00:54:12.000 It's sunny today.

00:54:13.000 Deep conversations.

00:54:15.000 Fact.

00:54:15.000 Nothing?

00:54:17.000 They have a noise.

00:54:19.000 A guy going soft is like...

00:54:21.000 Damn.

00:54:22.000 I can see why.

00:54:23.000 Yeah, I see why.

00:54:25.000 I'm soft right now.

00:54:26.000 I've been thinking about anything.

00:54:28.000 Imagine, right?

00:54:29.000 You smash it.

00:54:30.000 She's like, well...

00:54:31.000 Today was a good day today.

00:54:32.000 This feels good.

00:54:33.000 What?

00:54:33.000 I like that.

00:54:35.000 Wait, Fred, she talks too fast, man.

00:54:37.000 No, no, imagine, right?

00:54:38.000 You're smashing, and she's like, well, when I was a kid, my mom would do this and that.

00:54:41.000 I like unicorns.

00:54:43.000 What?

00:54:43.000 I like the way they jump over rainbows.

00:54:45.000 Oh, it was your day.

00:54:46.000 My day was awesome.

00:54:48.000 Deep conversation is like, bruh, nigga's trying to smash right now.

00:54:51.000 What do you want to eat later?

00:54:54.000 Global warming is taking place and I just...

00:54:57.000 Organic!

00:55:00.000 How you like my hair?

00:55:01.000 One of your stories, bro.

00:55:02.000 One of my stories?

00:55:03.000 Crazy story, bro.

00:55:04.000 Then I'll go next.

00:55:06.000 I ain't got too many crazy stories.

00:55:07.000 It's a funny story always.

00:55:09.000 I mean, I got two that's funny.

00:55:12.000 But let's go with one that's...

00:55:14.000 It was a...

00:55:16.000 It was like a woman...

00:55:18.000 That had, you know, the full garb.

00:55:20.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:55:21.000 Like a Pakistani woman.

00:55:24.000 The hijab?

00:55:25.000 Yeah, the full hijab on, right?

00:55:27.000 And she just had the eyes out like this motherfucker.

00:55:28.000 Can't see her face, just eyes.

00:55:29.000 Can't see shit, but she had the good green eye motherfucker, so I like a good eye.

00:55:33.000 So like, she had the good eyes, right?

00:55:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:36.000 And then she like DMed me on Instagram and she like, oh, I like your content.

00:55:39.000 I'm like, shit.

00:55:40.000 I mean full down ninja.

00:55:41.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:55:42.000 Can't see nothing.

00:55:42.000 Can't see shit.

00:55:44.000 But you know, hey, I'm a wild boy.

00:55:45.000 So hey, there was something underneath there.

00:55:47.000 I've always been curious.

00:55:48.000 So she's like, I like you.

00:55:49.000 I'm like, send me something, baby.

00:55:50.000 I can't see you.

00:55:51.000 You goddamn looking like, you know what I'm saying?

00:55:52.000 Yeah.

00:55:53.000 Damn Taliban or something.

00:55:54.000 Can I see something?

00:55:55.000 She's like, see you in person.

00:55:58.000 I'm like, shit, fuck it.

00:55:59.000 Come over, right?

00:55:59.000 Yeah.

00:56:00.000 So she come over.

00:56:01.000 She come in.

00:56:02.000 Then she had, like, the shit on.

00:56:03.000 So I'm like, what the fuck, right?

00:56:05.000 Yeah.

00:56:05.000 She come in the room.

00:56:06.000 You know me, I'm in with drawers.

00:56:08.000 No socks, nothing.

00:56:09.000 There's drawers, shirt, everything.

00:56:12.000 She got to see that lumber already warmed up.

00:56:14.000 I had it warmed up before she came in.

00:56:15.000 So I was already at like a 72% hard so the girth been veined up.

00:56:19.000 You can see it through the drizzles.

00:56:20.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:21.000 Let me turn and talk to the ladies like this.

00:56:25.000 My bad, bro.

00:56:29.000 This nigga stupid, bro.

00:56:31.000 So she come in, I'm like, Like, damn, I can see the outline of that titty through the fucking shit, you know what I'm saying?

00:56:37.000 So my eye's like, ooh, I can see it, right?

00:56:38.000 Curvy.

00:56:39.000 Curvy through the shit.

00:56:40.000 So she walked, I let her go, I showed the way she walked in front of me, and that ass was swaying in the back of that motherfucker like a ghost in the mud.

00:56:47.000 Like, ah!

00:56:48.000 Halloween time.

00:56:49.000 I'm like, ooh, something back there, though, I can see it.

00:56:51.000 Yeah.

00:56:51.000 I get in the room, and I just hug her.

00:56:53.000 When I hug her, I grab, you know, you gotta hug and grab the ass with the hug.

00:56:56.000 Yeah.

00:56:57.000 And nigga, I'm telling you, when I grab that motherfucker, it was like motherfucking big ass marshmallows, just soft.

00:57:01.000 Brother.

00:57:02.000 So when I hugged and I spread that motherfucker, it just opened up for me.

00:57:05.000 I said, "Oh yeah, I'm gonna have a good time."

00:57:08.000 So I'm aggravated.

00:57:09.000 So I said, "Fuck it, you know, it's kissing and shit."

00:57:11.000 I just went down, you know, I'm tall.

00:57:13.000 I just went with a long ass arm, seven foot wingspan.

00:57:15.000 I went down, grabbed the goddamn thing and threw it up.

00:57:17.000 Boom!

00:57:18.000 Nothing underneath.

00:57:19.000 This asshole naked, brother.

00:57:21.000 I mean, motherfucking titties was so round and just bosomed up.

00:57:24.000 So she was bad?

00:57:24.000 She was cold, nigga.

00:57:26.000 I mean, it was like, what?

00:57:27.000 Princess Jasmine type mixture.

00:57:28.000 I was like, ooh.

00:57:30.000 So you know me, I just go to work.

00:57:32.000 I put her on the bed, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:33.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:34.000 She sucking me up.

00:57:35.000 I'm eating that thing.

00:57:36.000 Eating everything, too.

00:57:37.000 Eating one and two, pussy ass.

00:57:39.000 I'm eating jazz.

00:57:41.000 Stupid, right?

00:57:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:42.000 And she just jumped on that dick, go stupid, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:44.000 You know what I mean?

00:57:45.000 Right, so I'm about to finish.

00:57:47.000 She's like, putting it in the other one.

00:57:48.000 I'm like, what's she talking about?

00:57:50.000 She's like, yeah, putting it in my ass.

00:57:53.000 Baby, you know this is a 10-incher now.

00:57:55.000 This ain't no regular motherfucker.

00:57:58.000 I know.

00:57:59.000 I want it.

00:58:00.000 So I wanted that motherfucker, too.

00:58:01.000 Boom.

00:58:02.000 And then I started doing the unthinkable.

00:58:04.000 I'm jumping in and boxing the juices.

00:58:06.000 Fuck it.

00:58:07.000 I'm going in and out.

00:58:09.000 Wait, was she Muslim?

00:58:10.000 Yeah.

00:58:12.000 Damn, nigga.

00:58:13.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:14.000 Haram!

00:58:16.000 It was wild.

00:58:16.000 Then I just sprayed her down.

00:58:19.000 You know what I mean?

00:58:20.000 Like motherfucking slime off Ghostbusters.

00:58:22.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:58:22.000 That was one of the craziest experiences ever, brother.

00:58:24.000 And then, I understand I know what's going on.

00:58:26.000 That bitch could have been a damn assassin or something.

00:58:28.000 Yeah.

00:58:29.000 Could have set me up.

00:58:29.000 I didn't know what was going on underneath that goddamn shit.

00:58:32.000 Right.

00:58:32.000 She could have had a bum on her.

00:58:33.000 Bah!

00:58:33.000 Blew me up!

00:58:34.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:58:35.000 Hello, my God!

00:58:37.000 Yo!

00:58:38.000 Bro, all she had was some bum-ass pussy.

00:58:39.000 You hear me?

00:58:40.000 Yeah.

00:58:41.000 And a little bit of ass for me.

00:58:42.000 But that was legendary, brother, because it took me so off guard.

00:58:45.000 Yeah.

00:58:45.000 I never talked to her again.

00:58:47.000 She left.

00:58:47.000 I tried to DM her and shit.

00:58:48.000 Finish.

00:58:49.000 She just used me, brother.

00:58:50.000 Yeah.

00:58:50.000 She used to go.

00:58:51.000 So you know what's crazy about women like that?

00:58:53.000 Yeah.

00:58:54.000 So usually they can't marry a black guy.

00:58:56.000 Right.

00:58:56.000 Or even keep them around family.

00:58:57.000 So it's like, I want it done.

00:58:59.000 Right.

00:58:59.000 That was a good experience, but I got to go back to family.

00:59:01.000 She used me.

00:59:01.000 Hurt my damn feelings, brother.

00:59:02.000 I'm just keeping it real.

00:59:03.000 Yeah.

00:59:04.000 Happens to me, too.

00:59:04.000 Fuck.

00:59:06.000 I wanted her.

00:59:06.000 I was searching for her.

00:59:07.000 I'm looking for her now.

00:59:08.000 Hey, bitch.

00:59:09.000 I'm looking for you.

00:59:10.000 I'm still here.

00:59:12.000 I miss you, baby.

00:59:15.000 Damn, bro.

00:59:15.000 That's funny, man.

00:59:17.000 Shit.

00:59:17.000 Crazy story.

00:59:18.000 Sex.

00:59:20.000 Oh!

00:59:21.000 It's a bitch it is, right?

00:59:23.000 This actually happened here in Miami two years ago.

00:59:26.000 So, height of our career, popping, going crazy, and networking, of course.

00:59:32.000 I'm in a club with some people.

00:59:33.000 A celebrity that I won't say his name right now.

00:59:35.000 And I'm with some girls.

00:59:37.000 And then it's two girls that I know that came to the table afterwards.

00:59:40.000 Deviling whatever.

00:59:41.000 This happened to Mr. Jones.

00:59:43.000 And I know two girls came to the table.

00:59:46.000 I know one of them.

00:59:47.000 She's cool.

00:59:48.000 Nice ass, whatever.

00:59:48.000 We're talking.

00:59:49.000 She comes and I'm with her friend.

00:59:51.000 I'm like, I bet.

00:59:53.000 Telecom through.

00:59:54.000 So I'm with a celebrity or whatever.

00:59:55.000 Doing what we gotta do.

00:59:57.000 Then all of a sudden she's like looking at me crazy.

00:59:59.000 I'm like, are you good?

01:00:00.000 I'm here to take care of my guests.

01:00:02.000 I'm chilling.

01:00:03.000 Then she goes up to the pool and Mr. Jones starts dancing crazy.

01:00:07.000 Then she's like, hey, come over here.

01:00:09.000 I'm like, thank you for what?

01:00:11.000 I go over there to the pool.

01:00:13.000 She's like, I'll tell you a secret.

01:00:15.000 What's the secret?

01:00:17.000 She's like, I'll come home with you tonight.

01:00:18.000 I'm like, shit, bet.

01:00:19.000 That's good.

01:00:21.000 What's that secret?

01:00:22.000 Jackpot.

01:00:22.000 But I didn't realize, she's like, I'm bringing my friend.

01:00:25.000 And I'm like, I don't know, shorty, but fuck it.

01:00:28.000 She's bad too.

01:00:29.000 Let's go.

01:00:30.000 So we leave the club.

01:00:32.000 I drop.

01:00:33.000 The celebrity home, whatever.

01:00:35.000 And now I'm with two of them in the backseat.

01:00:36.000 Mind you, the whole time I'm like, alright, your boy hit the jackpot.

01:00:40.000 This is about to be crazy.

01:00:40.000 Of course.

01:00:41.000 So I'm like, hyped up.

01:00:42.000 No, this is a fucking threesome for sure.

01:00:43.000 Uh-huh.

01:00:44.000 So I'm like, busting it to the crib.

01:00:46.000 We get back, right?

01:00:47.000 Bro, I kid you not.

01:00:48.000 We go upstairs, and I'm just like, alright, nigga.

01:00:51.000 It's your time, my boy.

01:00:52.000 It's your time.

01:00:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:54.000 Go in the bedroom.

01:00:56.000 And they follow me in.

01:00:57.000 They're like, oh, hold on.

01:00:58.000 Give us one second.

01:00:59.000 Bro, I kid you not, bro, right?

01:01:01.000 So.

01:01:01.000 The one that I knew came in the room.

01:01:03.000 The one's outside with her boyfriend.

01:01:05.000 Right.

01:01:06.000 She's calling him.

01:01:06.000 I'm like, hey, babe.

01:01:08.000 I'm going to be late.

01:01:09.000 I said, at my friend's house, I'll call you in the morning.

01:01:11.000 I love you.

01:01:12.000 Bro.

01:01:13.000 Get this, right?

01:01:14.000 She tells him that.

01:01:14.000 Uh-huh.

01:01:15.000 I was like, wait, you got a boyfriend?

01:01:16.000 He's like, yeah, but you don't need to know anything.

01:01:18.000 And, bro, legit, my first threesome ever.

01:01:21.000 Uh-huh.

01:01:21.000 Happened right there and then.

01:01:23.000 But then what happened was, I saw her phone.

01:01:25.000 He was a screensaver.

01:01:26.000 And I'm like, I know this nigga.

01:01:28.000 Oh, shit.

01:01:29.000 Bro, he was in the club the whole time.

01:01:31.000 Right.

01:01:31.000 At our table.

01:01:32.000 Oh, nah, champ.

01:01:34.000 So now I'm like, bro.

01:01:35.000 This is before or after you already fucked?

01:01:37.000 I didn't even know that that was after.

01:01:39.000 Okay.

01:01:39.000 So I didn't know that that was his girl.

01:01:40.000 That's good to say after, bro.

01:01:41.000 I know you probably knew before, but it's okay.

01:01:43.000 Nigga, I didn't know, nigga!

01:01:44.000 I don't know her.

01:01:45.000 I know the one girl I know.

01:01:46.000 Yeah.

01:01:46.000 But I didn't know her.

01:01:47.000 Okay.

01:01:47.000 So then I'm like, shit.

01:01:49.000 I mean, I'm not cool with a dude, but I know him.

01:01:50.000 Enough, yeah.

01:01:51.000 So then I'm like, all right, should I tell homeboy about this girl?

01:01:54.000 Oh, never.

01:01:55.000 Or just like, leave it how it is.

01:01:58.000 So I asked my other boy, yo, bro.

01:01:59.000 I think I just hit.

01:02:01.000 You told another nigga?

01:02:02.000 Yeah, because he knows him very well.

01:02:04.000 And he's like, nah, you didn't do that shit.

01:02:06.000 She would never.

01:02:07.000 You had a video.

01:02:09.000 I had a video, nigga.

01:02:10.000 They said, of course, I had a video.

01:02:12.000 And he's like, bro, bro, tell me why that nigga got so mad that he got mad at me.

01:02:18.000 Of course!

01:02:19.000 And I'm like, bro, how would I know?

01:02:21.000 And then kind of find out that...

01:02:23.000 As far as kind of...

01:02:26.000 Tell the truth, but it's for the people.

01:02:28.000 But like, that girl...

01:02:31.000 Ended up on the podcast.

01:02:32.000 Oh, shit.

01:02:34.000 I don't want to say her name, but...

01:02:35.000 Yeah.

01:02:36.000 All praise the most high.

01:02:37.000 It happens, bro.

01:02:38.000 Full circle.

01:02:38.000 Yeah, it happens.

01:02:39.000 It happens, man.

01:02:40.000 It happens, though.

01:02:40.000 Small world.

01:02:41.000 It is a small world.

01:02:42.000 You got to be careful.

01:02:43.000 That was wild, bro.

01:02:43.000 Yeah, you got to be careful, man.

01:02:45.000 Y 'all be some freaks, man.

01:02:47.000 Even with a boyfriend, y 'all be some freaks.

01:02:48.000 Yeah, what's up with that?

01:02:49.000 Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend before?

01:02:51.000 Keep it real.

01:02:53.000 You?

01:02:53.000 No.

01:02:55.000 Tell the truth.

01:02:56.000 She never had one, so...

01:02:58.000 Yeah, she just freelancing.

01:03:00.000 Yeah, she just playing with fucking prostates.

01:03:02.000 I'm too romantic for that shit.

01:03:03.000 She be cheating though.

01:03:05.000 Yeah, she cheating right now.

01:03:05.000 I didn't even say nothing.

01:03:07.000 We can tell.

01:03:07.000 We can see in your eyes.

01:03:08.000 We can tell.

01:03:08.000 Oh, well.

01:03:12.000 Damn.

01:03:13.000 Cold, man.

01:03:14.000 Cold world.

01:03:15.000 No, I cheat back.

01:03:16.000 I don't cheat first.

01:03:17.000 Damn.

01:03:17.000 Spiteful.

01:03:18.000 Yeah.

01:03:19.000 So you cheat back.

01:03:20.000 So would you still be with your boyfriend after you cheat?

01:03:24.000 I actually don't even remember one thing.

01:03:26.000 Yeah.

01:03:27.000 'Cause I've heard shit of like when women cheat with a guy.

01:03:30.000 Yeah.

01:03:30.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:03:31.000 It gets kind of supposed to be a nigga that nutted it into something and go back home with a real man and he'd get up in there eating the other nigga nut juices and all that.

01:03:37.000 Yeah, I've heard that shit too.

01:03:38.000 That's why I don't fuck with girls if I know they got a boyfriend or husband or shit.

01:03:40.000 I'm good, bro.

01:03:40.000 'Cause he rawin', he nuttin' in that motherfucker.

01:03:43.000 He definitely be dippin' in that nigga nut juice.

01:03:45.000 And imagine if he cheated too.

01:03:46.000 So it's like, bruh, now I got...

01:03:47.000 Two niggas to worry about.

01:03:48.000 Too much going on.

01:03:49.000 Like, I understand they doing it any way, but ignorance is bliss.

01:03:52.000 You see what I'm saying?

01:03:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:53.000 If I don't know, I don't know.

01:03:55.000 We saw it.

01:03:55.000 I can live in that world.

01:03:56.000 But once I know, come on, champ.

01:03:58.000 I know for sure.

01:03:59.000 Oh, I can't do that.

01:04:01.000 And y 'all be doing that shit.

01:04:02.000 Don't be saying that nigga that nutted all of you last night.

01:04:04.000 Yeah, eat it up, you nigga.

01:04:05.000 I gotcha.

01:04:07.000 Eat that nigga nut.

01:04:09.000 I'm telling you, they do that shit, champ.

01:04:11.000 What the fuck, bro?

01:04:12.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:04:15.000 Can I actually fix myself?

01:04:17.000 I just remembered that I did a shitty, but it was with a girl.

01:04:20.000 Oh, that don't count.

01:04:21.000 And then I discovered that when I was, you know, dating with her, I discovered that my ex trying to fuck with her.

01:04:29.000 He didn't try it.

01:04:32.000 No, I just came back after, you know, I spent the night with her and I told him, like, look, I just stayed with her.

01:04:42.000 Actually, he didn't like that.

01:04:43.000 He didn't like that?

01:04:44.000 So fuck him.

01:04:46.000 Fuck him, yeah.

01:04:47.000 You enjoyed your life.

01:04:48.000 I was doing it, yeah.

01:04:49.000 Damn right, do you.

01:04:50.000 Fuck him.

01:04:51.000 That's crazy, bro.

01:04:52.000 We already kind of breaking out.

01:04:54.000 See?

01:04:56.000 What about you?

01:04:56.000 You ever cheated?

01:04:57.000 Absolutely not.

01:04:58.000 If we're to the point where we're together together, you're probably my best friend.

01:05:02.000 I'm not trying to taint that.

01:05:03.000 Because once that's done, we'll never go back from there.

01:05:06.000 It'll never be the same for me.

01:05:08.000 She's on them goddamn Woodstock vibes and all that.

01:05:11.000 You be on that?

01:05:12.000 You got the crystals and all that, too?

01:05:15.000 I can tell.

01:05:16.000 She a freak, boy.

01:05:17.000 She'll take the skin off that motherfucker.

01:05:18.000 Free spirit.

01:05:19.000 I can tell.

01:05:19.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:20.000 The good ones.

01:05:20.000 Chill side.

01:05:21.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:22.000 Insight burner.

01:05:22.000 Inside out.

01:05:24.000 I tell you now.

01:05:25.000 Watch out.

01:05:26.000 Nordic vibes.

01:05:27.000 Ooh, yeah.

01:05:27.000 Viking blood.

01:05:28.000 Yeah, Viking blood.

01:05:29.000 What about you?

01:05:30.000 You ever cheat on your boyfriend?

01:05:31.000 Come on, that boyfriend.

01:05:33.000 One of your customers?

01:05:34.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:05:35.000 They don't cheat.

01:05:36.000 John's.

01:05:37.000 The customers didn't count.

01:05:39.000 And yeah, but that was after I was cheated on and I wanted to know what it felt like because I didn't understand why.

01:05:48.000 So I was like, okay, let me see what it feels like.

01:05:49.000 And I didn't feel good.

01:05:51.000 So I didn't understand why he did it.

01:05:53.000 Or why, you know, the previous person did it.

01:05:55.000 Because I didn't cheat on the same person.

01:05:56.000 I cheated on somebody else that I met like two days after.

01:05:58.000 So I guess we barely knew each other.

01:06:01.000 So I don't know if that's either considered cheating or...

01:06:04.000 That was hard for you, man.

01:06:06.000 Oh, for real?

01:06:07.000 Yeah.

01:06:07.000 Why?

01:06:08.000 No, I'm just kidding.

01:06:09.000 Alright, we can move on.

01:06:11.000 Do some chat share bills.

01:06:12.000 And then we'll head into the video.

01:06:15.000 Fresh updates.

01:06:16.000 Bro, lay off the drugs.

01:06:17.000 The 44-year-old looks younger.

01:06:19.000 Holy.

01:06:20.000 Do you at least have some ass?

01:06:21.000 What are you talking about?

01:06:22.000 I think he means 44. Come on her?

01:06:26.000 Oh, she does?

01:06:27.000 Let me see.

01:06:27.000 Oh, that's our Brazilian bro.

01:06:28.000 Motherfucker got a little spread on that motherfucker too, a little juicy.

01:06:31.000 Okay, okay, okay.

01:06:32.000 I'm gonna go hold you, bro.

01:06:33.000 You got panties on underneath there?

01:06:34.000 No, no panties.

01:06:35.000 Motherfucker looking loose.

01:06:38.000 Oh, that thong.

01:06:39.000 When a girl come to your crib, they got that thong motherfucker on.

01:06:42.000 Yeah.

01:06:42.000 Oh, you know you fucking.

01:06:43.000 Yeah.

01:06:44.000 You grab that motherfucker, you be like that string.

01:06:46.000 I will say girls from Brazil are more free and just have fun.

01:06:49.000 They're peasants.

01:06:50.000 They got that peasant blood.

01:06:51.000 They're ready to fuck.

01:06:52.000 They ain't got nothing left for them.

01:06:53.000 They want to live life.

01:06:54.000 You're just more comfortable about sexuality.

01:06:56.000 You know what's crazy with this whole conversation, bro?

01:06:58.000 Is it even worse having a relationship anymore?

01:07:01.000 Nowadays, it's kind of tough, bro.

01:07:03.000 Imagine the past.

01:07:05.000 You're going to deal with all the demons and drama, bro.

01:07:08.000 Damn!

01:07:09.000 And it's tough, especially for a guy, if you're an apex predator, if you've got money, power, respect, and the world out your oyster, because it's not just where you're at.

01:07:17.000 You've got the whole world.

01:07:17.000 You could talk to a bitch in goddamn Pakistan or something.

01:07:20.000 Norway.

01:07:21.000 They're going to come.

01:07:21.000 Do whatever you want.

01:07:22.000 At any beckon call, they're going to come.

01:07:25.000 So it's a tough situation.

01:07:27.000 You've got to really be grounded to do that.

01:07:30.000 Now, you've got to really put your big boy shit on, like, I'm not going to be with this one woman.

01:07:35.000 You gotta be serious.

01:07:37.000 I think it's harder to be with one girl than being with multiple nowadays.

01:07:40.000 Yeah.

01:07:41.000 Oh, for sure, for sure.

01:07:42.000 Especially if you're that nigga.

01:07:43.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:07:43.000 If you're just a regular dude, God bless you.

01:07:45.000 It don't matter.

01:07:46.000 You don't even got a choice.

01:07:47.000 Last resort.

01:07:48.000 But if you really that motherfucker big...

01:07:50.000 Sturdy.

01:07:52.000 Lord.

01:07:54.000 Alright, what's the next one?

01:07:56.000 We gotta...

01:07:58.000 Press up this again.

01:07:59.000 Lent for a girth.

01:08:00.000 Oh, that's a good question.

01:08:01.000 That is a great question.

01:08:02.000 So start here.

01:08:02.000 Do you prefer Lent for a girth?

01:08:06.000 Length is like...

01:08:08.000 Oh, girff?

01:08:08.000 Yeah.

01:08:09.000 Why?

01:08:09.000 Because length hurts too much sometimes.

01:08:12.000 Aren't you...

01:08:13.000 Never mind.

01:08:14.000 Nothing hurts.

01:08:16.000 Yeah, but I still have a right to say what I like and what I don't like.

01:08:20.000 Understandable.

01:08:21.000 That's true.

01:08:21.000 I ain't questioning it.

01:08:22.000 It's your coochie.

01:08:23.000 Yeah.

01:08:24.000 What about you?

01:08:25.000 I don't want it to be too much of either.

01:08:27.000 It's got to be like right in the middle, you know?

01:08:28.000 So perfect.

01:08:29.000 Yeah.

01:08:29.000 So boyfriend dick.

01:08:30.000 Mm-hmm.

01:08:31.000 Okay.

01:08:31.000 Right, right, right, right, right.

01:08:32.000 Understandable.

01:08:34.000 Same.

01:08:35.000 Right in the middle.

01:08:43.000 I know you guys not gonna believe, but I love small dicks.

01:08:49.000 You like small dicks?

01:08:54.000 Yes, look at me.

01:08:56.000 I barely can feed a sushi in my mouth.

01:08:59.000 Well, check this out.

01:09:00.000 If you got a small wee bee, she's available.

01:09:02.000 She's available.

01:09:03.000 She's ready.

01:09:03.000 That's crazy.

01:09:04.000 And you know what?

01:09:05.000 And another thing about the guys who have small dicks, they are the best.

01:09:09.000 They'll do everything, though.

01:09:10.000 They compensate for that.

01:09:11.000 They compensate.

01:09:12.000 They go crazy.

01:09:12.000 Yes, they're really good.

01:09:14.000 And they usually are not cheaters.

01:09:16.000 They got to, but it's still good, because a woman comes more from that than...

01:09:19.000 Yeah, absolutely, exactly.

01:09:21.000 So you like white guys, then?

01:09:24.000 You think the only white guys have a small dick would be surprised with the amount of black dudes with small dicks?

01:09:32.000 I don't want to know.

01:09:33.000 Chinese people?

01:09:36.000 I'm not an Asian man with a really big one.

01:09:38.000 He is thrashing that pussy kung fu in that.

01:09:41.000 And a lot of white guys have big dicks.

01:09:44.000 Hey, God bless them.

01:09:45.000 Shout to them, man.

01:09:47.000 White power.

01:09:49.000 I don't care about that.

01:09:51.000 Sam, go ahead.

01:09:53.000 It has to be in the right size.

01:09:57.000 The fuck is she talking?

01:09:58.000 Left or girth?

01:10:01.000 Hold on, let me explain.

01:10:03.000 Long or beefy?

01:10:05.000 Yeah.

01:10:06.000 You want it this way or you want it this way?

01:10:08.000 You want the beef layer taco from Taco Bell or the cordito taco?

01:10:14.000 Burrito.

01:10:15.000 Like, I don't know.

01:10:17.000 Like, it has to be like...

01:10:20.000 Well, like a little bit of both.

01:10:22.000 Nope.

01:10:24.000 You want in the middle?

01:10:25.000 Yeah, one or the other, man.

01:10:26.000 Yeah.

01:10:27.000 You want it perfect.

01:10:28.000 Everybody want it perfect.

01:10:29.000 All right, nigga.

01:10:29.000 Man, you too boring, man.

01:10:30.000 Come on, man.

01:10:31.000 Come on, man.

01:10:32.000 You got to spice up a little bit.

01:10:33.000 All right.

01:10:34.000 Dominicano Conio.

01:10:35.000 Holy shit.

01:10:36.000 Y 'all are straight up nasty.

01:10:37.000 What the actual fuck?

01:10:41.000 Push up, dits.

01:10:42.000 Her 50, 60 years, it's over for you.

01:10:45.000 Yo, they say you're going hell.

01:10:46.000 What?

01:10:47.000 She already there.

01:10:50.000 Yo, she knows, bro.

01:10:53.000 Wow.

01:10:55.000 That's all them niggas.

01:10:57.000 They're in her ass.

01:10:58.000 They're in her ass.

01:10:58.000 They're right in the back, too.

01:10:59.000 Look, help me, Jesus.

01:11:01.000 Damn.

01:11:01.000 They're in her ass blowing out lava and shit.

01:11:04.000 From the graveyard.

01:11:06.000 Hey, bro, the U.S. is cooked, my nigga.

01:11:08.000 Oh, these are for Rumble?

01:11:09.000 Well, no.

01:11:12.000 Okay, dachshund.

01:11:12.000 Okay, we won't do those.

01:11:14.000 We won't dachshund.

01:11:16.000 Fresh updates again?

01:11:17.000 Uh-oh.

01:11:18.000 Okay, now explain this one.

01:11:19.000 Leave me alone.

01:11:20.000 You went to jail?

01:11:21.000 Multiple times.

01:11:22.000 Multiple times.

01:11:23.000 We'll find it.

01:11:24.000 We'll find everything.

01:11:25.000 We'll find everything.

01:11:26.000 These people are different.

01:11:27.000 Hey, you're next.

01:11:28.000 You're next.

01:11:29.000 Guys, get her, guys.

01:11:30.000 Get her.

01:11:30.000 We're going to see what you make a magician.

01:11:32.000 What are you going to do for?

01:11:36.000 First, let me think.

01:11:40.000 Okay.

01:11:41.000 Driving with no license.

01:11:42.000 Pro-ing in Arizona and Long Beach, California also.

01:11:48.000 Wait.

01:11:49.000 Ho-ing?

01:11:52.000 Nope.

01:11:53.000 No, but I mean...

01:11:54.000 Okay, whatever.

01:11:56.000 I know when I'm in a relationship, I'm not no ho.

01:11:59.000 Right, right, right.

01:12:00.000 That counts.

01:12:04.000 Okay!

01:12:04.000 And I haven't had sex in a while, so nobody can say I'm home.

01:12:07.000 I really haven't had sex in a while.

01:12:09.000 What's a while?

01:12:09.000 Yeah, what's a while?

01:12:10.000 Like, okay.

01:12:11.000 A while for you might be three days.

01:12:13.000 No, not three days.

01:12:14.000 Okay.

01:12:15.000 Let me think.

01:12:15.000 Be truthful now.

01:12:15.000 Let me think.

01:12:16.000 Probably like...

01:12:19.000 Alright, like two weeks.

01:12:23.000 I told you.

01:12:24.000 Really, nigga?

01:12:25.000 But I've gone a month or two without sex.

01:12:29.000 I was thinking the whole time, two weeks.

01:12:30.000 Yeah, I was thinking about seven, two hours, but...

01:12:33.000 We'll take two weeks.

01:12:34.000 But that's still a good break, though.

01:12:36.000 Yeah, that's a good break, for sure.

01:12:38.000 I'll give you that.

01:12:40.000 Two weeks is nothing, eh?

01:12:41.000 I know.

01:12:43.000 Get some help, man.

01:12:45.000 Sheesh.

01:12:45.000 I mean, I have...

01:12:46.000 Okay, I don't...

01:12:47.000 Stop it.

01:12:48.000 Get some help.

01:12:49.000 Shout out to Jordan.

01:12:50.000 Okay.

01:12:51.000 What's the next one?

01:12:52.000 It's not an addiction.

01:12:54.000 That's the last one?

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:12:55.000 All right.

01:12:55.000 Should we go to Rumble?

01:12:56.000 Should we get really spicy?

01:12:57.000 No, that's fine.

01:12:58.000 Oh, I actually got one more.

01:12:59.000 One more?

01:12:59.000 Cool.

01:13:00.000 Yeah, because I'm about to play the video, too, as well.

01:13:01.000 Oh, shit.

01:13:01.000 Quick slap!

01:13:02.000 What the?

01:13:05.000 Oh, hell no.

01:13:07.000 She's at a ditty party.

01:13:08.000 No fresh and icy attendant.

01:13:10.000 By the way, we're learning from the trial that Cassie is innocent herself and like being in free calls.

01:13:14.000 Bro, I knew this from day one, bro.

01:13:15.000 Yeah, we knew that.

01:13:16.000 Bro, we knew that from day one, man.

01:13:17.000 Romance shit.

01:13:18.000 You knew what the fuck was going on.

01:13:19.000 Because she legit, bro, wanted to have those things herself.

01:13:23.000 For sure.

01:13:23.000 She even invited them herself.

01:13:25.000 She did all that.

01:13:25.000 If you were feeling a type of way, you'd be like, you know what?

01:13:27.000 I'm going to go to the feds and listen to this happening.

01:13:29.000 From the rip.

01:13:30.000 Go on with.

01:13:30.000 You wanted the career.

01:13:32.000 But think about it.

01:13:32.000 I said this to the women that try to be like, she wanted fame, she wanted money.

01:13:37.000 And when you play with the devil and you try to expedite that by doing evil and crazy shit, you're going to get what you want, but not how you want it.

01:13:43.000 So she got all the money.

01:13:44.000 She got $30 million and all the fame.

01:13:46.000 But look what it came with, though.

01:13:48.000 You got to deal with it.

01:13:49.000 You got everything you asked for.

01:13:51.000 But look what came with it.

01:13:52.000 Have you ever seen the dating Cassie case at all recently?

01:13:56.000 Not really.

01:13:57.000 A little bit.

01:13:58.000 A little bit.

01:13:58.000 Yeah, I just think that, like, Her whole angle of being a victim?

01:14:01.000 Come on, bro.

01:14:02.000 That's over with.

01:14:03.000 Yeah.

01:14:03.000 Like, he beating her and shit is fucked up.

01:14:05.000 Yeah, it is.

01:14:05.000 All that's fucked up.

01:14:06.000 But, like, he wasn't forcing drugs on you.

01:14:08.000 He wasn't chaining you to the rooms that you couldn't leave.

01:14:12.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:12.000 That's the shit that would have been over the top.

01:14:15.000 But you was doing your own drugs.

01:14:17.000 You're setting up the freak off.

01:14:18.000 You're enjoying them.

01:14:19.000 You're recording them and looking at the videos later.

01:14:22.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:23.000 He's beating your ass now.

01:14:24.000 That's fucking wrong.

01:14:24.000 Don't put your hands on a woman, regardless.

01:14:26.000 But all that freaky shit, you're a freak.

01:14:29.000 And then you marry a guy.

01:14:31.000 The trainer.

01:14:32.000 The trainer.

01:14:33.000 That he paid for.

01:14:33.000 And then he's telling you to, oh, this nigga.

01:14:36.000 Yeah.

01:14:37.000 Bro, you're a big ass simp, bro.

01:14:38.000 And then on top of that, you want to do music, he puts you with Kid Cudi, what you do?

01:14:42.000 You fuck him.

01:14:43.000 Damn.

01:14:44.000 Every nigga I put you around, you was fucking him.

01:14:45.000 Day and night.

01:14:46.000 Shit hole, bro.

01:14:47.000 But you scared of me.

01:14:48.000 How are you scared of me?

01:14:49.000 You paid the nigga, you fucked the nigga I paid, and you fucked the nigga I put in the studio with.

01:14:53.000 You're not scared of me.

01:14:54.000 Stop it.

01:14:55.000 He's hosing oil.

01:14:56.000 Right.

01:14:56.000 And then once you put another bitch on, now you want to come out with a book and try to put me out because I put the young Miami in the position I was supposed to put you.

01:15:03.000 That's where it all came from.

01:15:04.000 All right, so we'll play the video real quick.

01:15:07.000 Any more before we head to Rumble?

01:15:09.000 One sec, guys.

01:15:15.000 Rumble time?

01:15:16.000 Yeah, that's fine.

01:15:16.000 All right, guys, come on over to Rumble.

01:15:18.000 We'll play the video.

01:15:19.000 It's kind of already because it's kind of like very deep and a little bit too sexual for YouTube, but we'll make sure it's good for Rumble.

01:15:26.000 All right.

01:15:28.000 By the way, Myron, like I said before, is in New York with academics right now streaming for the Diddy case.

01:15:34.000 Shout out to him.

01:15:38.000 Your story is crazy, though.

01:15:39.000 I can't imagine what you've been through like that.

01:15:42.000 That's like a lot.

01:15:43.000 Yeah, a lot of crazy stuff.

01:15:45.000 Do you regret anything?

01:15:49.000 I mean...

01:15:52.000 No!

01:15:53.000 I can't regret something that happened already.

01:15:56.000 But I could only grow from it.

01:15:58.000 Hey, boy, you niggas better be careful.

01:16:00.000 You fuck with her, boy.

01:16:00.000 Yeah, it's gonna deal with it.

01:16:02.000 Alright, it's rumble time!

01:16:05.000 Alright, so we got a clip to play with Mr. Organic.

01:16:08.000 So, ladies, I know you might know this stuff, but this is actually a woman that specializes in sexual...

01:16:15.000 Healing.

01:16:16.000 Like you.

01:16:16.000 And improvement.

01:16:17.000 She does the same thing you do.

01:16:18.000 And she does a lot more than just help you.

01:16:22.000 She shows you how things work.

01:16:24.000 All y 'all need to participate.

01:16:26.000 I mean, she's going to show up all three times already.

01:16:28.000 You've seen it, right?

01:16:29.000 Yeah, of course I have.

01:16:30.000 Y 'all know I'm spiritual.

01:16:31.000 There you go.

01:16:32.000 Yeah, so she's in it too.

01:16:33.000 I don't agree with it though.

01:16:35.000 Okay, we're going to play the video and chat.

01:16:38.000 You guys tell me what you think as well.

01:16:40.000 So here we go.

01:16:42.000 Menstrual blood, you're losing life force.

01:16:44.000 And so that's why myself, I consume mine.

01:16:47.000 I don't want to lose my life force.

01:16:49.000 Huh?

01:16:49.000 So you drink your life force juices?

01:16:51.000 Yes.

01:16:51.000 A little secretion, a little creamy juices.

01:16:53.000 Yes.

01:16:53.000 I like the juices.

01:16:54.000 Okay.

01:16:55.000 That's life force.

01:16:56.000 That's probably why you like that.

01:16:57.000 And so what happens?

01:17:00.000 No, it's true.

01:17:01.000 It is delicious.

01:17:02.000 Because you crave it, right?

01:17:03.000 So during your...

01:17:05.000 During your moon cycle, that mixes with the shedding of the uterine wall, and that turns into blood.

01:17:13.000 Oh, the blood.

01:17:13.000 And that's your moon blood.

01:17:14.000 But it's leucoria with the uterine wall.

01:17:17.000 So that's blood.

01:17:19.000 Life is in the what?

01:17:20.000 Blood, right?

01:17:21.000 If you cut yourself and you bleed out, you have no more life, right?

01:17:26.000 So if you think of that concept...

01:17:27.000 Because I heard a cup.

01:17:29.000 The moon cup.

01:17:30.000 Yeah, the moon cup.

01:17:31.000 So what are we doing with this cup?

01:17:33.000 So I'm putting the moon cup.

01:17:34.000 So I sell them on my shop.

01:17:36.000 You basically, I should have brought one, but you fold it in half, and then it's made from tree fiber, and you stick it inside the yoni, and it expands like a little cup.

01:17:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:44.000 And then when the blood drops, the moon blood drops, you pull it out, and then you just toss it back.

01:17:51.000 So you're taking a shot?

01:17:53.000 Yeah, I take a shot of period blood.

01:17:55.000 Yes.

01:17:55.000 God damn it.

01:17:56.000 Every month.

01:18:01.000 It tastes, well, if I'm eating plants and vegetables, fruits, and no alcohol, no drugs, no weed, no pen, no nothing, nothing, then it tastes sweet.

01:18:14.000 It tastes like, I mean, I drink my urine as well, but...

01:18:17.000 I need to do that.

01:18:21.000 I need to try that out.

01:18:22.000 Yeah, you might want to mix it.

01:18:23.000 Elixir.

01:18:25.000 When you lose your menstrual blood, you're...

01:18:27.000 What?

01:18:28.000 What the helly?

01:18:29.000 What the helly?

01:18:30.000 Nice.

01:18:31.000 So, let's take a thought on this.

01:18:33.000 Yo, my one's breaking up right now, guys.

01:18:34.000 Yeah, of course, with the blood.

01:18:36.000 Thoughts on the video?

01:18:37.000 Is she speaking facts?

01:18:38.000 Is it weird?

01:18:38.000 Is it, like, natural?

01:18:39.000 Yeah, how many times have you drunk your own moon blood?

01:18:41.000 Your piss.

01:18:42.000 Yeah.

01:18:43.000 I'm grossed out by my own blood.

01:18:48.000 I'm...

01:18:48.000 That's weird to me.

01:18:51.000 Okay.

01:18:51.000 Very weird.

01:18:52.000 What does that mean when you drink your own, like...

01:18:54.000 She's done.

01:18:55.000 So let's hear her side of the story.

01:18:56.000 If it's serving her a purpose, if she believes this is going to be beneficial for her, then it will be beneficial for her.

01:19:03.000 So, you know, she's free to do her every one.

01:19:06.000 But I believe that there is some properties there, that there's some benefits, but...

01:19:09.000 Would you do it?

01:19:11.000 Nah.

01:19:11.000 You're not going to do that?

01:19:12.000 Nah.

01:19:12.000 Wait a minute.

01:19:14.000 Dude, I don't even like sperm.

01:19:17.000 What?

01:19:18.000 This shit is so nasty.

01:19:19.000 It's protein.

01:19:20.000 It's the best.

01:19:21.000 Have you tried the protein?

01:19:22.000 No!

01:19:23.000 So you don't know how nasty that shit is.

01:19:26.000 You gotta show the second video and talk about that too.

01:19:28.000 Wait, does she drink all of it or just some of it?

01:19:31.000 Every day to the seven days up.

01:19:35.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:19:36.000 She get the tampon, squeeze it in.

01:19:40.000 There was a video of a girl like that.

01:19:46.000 What'd you do?

01:19:48.000 No.

01:19:49.000 No?

01:19:50.000 Uh-uh.

01:19:51.000 That's nasty.

01:19:52.000 That's nasty?

01:19:54.000 That's nasty.

01:19:55.000 That's blood.

01:19:57.000 I think it's coming out for a reason.

01:19:59.000 Right?

01:20:00.000 I don't think we should put it back in.

01:20:02.000 Blood and piss.

01:20:03.000 That makes a lot of sense.

01:20:04.000 Yeah, she do blood and piss, yeah.

01:20:06.000 The piss is even worse.

01:20:08.000 What about you, Ms. Spiritual?

01:20:09.000 I agree with her.

01:20:11.000 There's a reason why we shed our lining once a month.

01:20:14.000 Just like the urine and stuff, there's a reason why that's...

01:20:17.000 Coming out your body too.

01:20:19.000 Like, you're detoxing it out.

01:20:20.000 I think that's actually reversed.

01:20:23.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:23.000 I think that's worse for you.

01:20:25.000 Putting it right back into your body, that's crazy.

01:20:27.000 Your body does it for a reason.

01:20:28.000 Exactly.

01:20:29.000 And then for you?

01:20:31.000 You done drunk blood before.

01:20:34.000 If I cut my finger and I sucked it or something, but not like period blood.

01:20:41.000 Straight out the yoni, as she says.

01:20:43.000 Nah, thank you.

01:20:44.000 With the moon cups.

01:20:45.000 What's the worst thing you ever drank?

01:20:47.000 You're doing your job.

01:20:52.000 Piss?

01:20:53.000 Nah, I haven't drank piss.

01:20:58.000 Nothing?

01:20:59.000 Alcohol, probably.

01:21:01.000 Alright, that's basic.

01:21:02.000 Again, when you heard that shit, bro, what can you do in mind, bro?

01:21:05.000 It was shocking.

01:21:06.000 'Cause like, you hear it initially, I thought she was talking about just pussy.

01:21:09.000 Eating pussy juices.

01:21:10.000 I was like, "Okay, that sounds good."

01:21:11.000 Oh yeah, coochie juice.

01:21:12.000 I think that's...

01:21:13.000 That's some nasty shit.

01:21:14.000 That's, yeah.

01:21:15.000 So that's what I thought she was talking about initially.

01:21:17.000 Like, I thought she was talking about, "Oh, the wet pussy."

01:21:19.000 I'm like, "Oh yeah, motherfucker, eat that.

01:21:20.000 That sounds good."

01:21:21.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:21:22.000 Even though I ain't no big pussy eater, I be pump faking out like I am.

01:21:24.000 I'm really just lying.

01:21:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:21:26.000 But I, you know, entertainment.

01:21:28.000 But when she went there and said the mud, when she said the moon blood and all that, that was like, what the fuck?

01:21:36.000 I never fathomed anybody saying that, so that shocked me, you know what I mean?

01:21:40.000 But she said something even crazier.

01:21:41.000 We got another video that's even, played the second video, that's crazier than that to me.

01:21:46.000 But drinking the urine, I've seen people do that before.

01:21:48.000 I've seen like wildlife motherfuckers, they be trapped in the mountains, they don't got no hydration, they drink the piss, or you're on the damn, in the ocean.

01:21:56.000 Drink your urine.

01:21:57.000 If I had to survive, I'd drink my urine.

01:21:59.000 I ain't gonna lie.

01:22:00.000 I can do that.

01:22:01.000 If I got to survive, I'd drink the piss.

01:22:02.000 But drinking some period blood, that's wild.

01:22:06.000 You know what I mean?

01:22:06.000 But if she said it worked for her, it worked for her.

01:22:09.000 We don't judge, you know what I'm saying?

01:22:11.000 I mean, we judge, but it was...

01:22:13.000 Yeah, I don't judge.

01:22:15.000 If it works for them, it works for them.

01:22:16.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:22:17.000 Second video.

01:22:19.000 It's shocking.

01:22:21.000 It's a nerve.

01:22:21.000 So, um...

01:22:23.000 When I first heard this, bro, I was like, hold on.

01:22:25.000 Yeah.

01:22:25.000 Moon blood, pure blood.

01:22:26.000 And then I was like, okay, wait a minute.

01:22:28.000 What's the point of this?

01:22:29.000 Right.

01:22:29.000 Do you feel better?

01:22:30.000 It's supposed to, like, help you, like, I guess, navigate life.

01:22:33.000 Right.

01:22:33.000 What's the point of this shit?

01:22:34.000 But then, think about this.

01:22:36.000 A lot of guys that are into this sexual stuff, like, they don't do that, for example, but it's like, they do weird shit, like, doo-doo, and like.

01:22:44.000 Yeah.

01:22:45.000 So, I think it's just, like, another kink for them.

01:22:48.000 I don't know.

01:22:49.000 I fuck a woman on a period.

01:22:51.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:22:51.000 Especially the first time.

01:22:53.000 Fuck out of that.

01:22:54.000 Let's get it done.

01:22:55.000 They'll be like, oh, I'm on my period.

01:22:56.000 If you don't take that shit out and put this towel down and get this shit over with.

01:22:59.000 Facts.

01:23:00.000 Because I'm not going to talk to you again anyway.

01:23:02.000 It's got to be the first time, though.

01:23:03.000 Yeah.

01:23:04.000 Don't be like, I'm fucking with you now.

01:23:05.000 Like, I'm on my period.

01:23:06.000 Can I still come over?

01:23:06.000 Bitch, never.

01:23:08.000 But if we're already in the mood, we're talking to shit.

01:23:10.000 I just got to tell you.

01:23:12.000 Take that shit out.

01:23:14.000 Let me do what I got to do.

01:23:15.000 Get in the shower.

01:23:16.000 I've never talked to you again anyway.

01:23:18.000 Yeah.

01:23:18.000 Let's get it done.

01:23:19.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:23:20.000 But what's worse is when she said her guy drinks.

01:23:25.000 That's weird, bro.

01:23:26.000 That's what I said.

01:23:26.000 That's why we got to get to the second video.

01:23:28.000 Okay, that's the second video.

01:23:28.000 Yeah, that's the second video.

01:23:29.000 Yeah, so this gets even worse, ladies.

01:23:31.000 It gets worse to me.

01:23:32.000 I don't know.

01:23:32.000 I hear this shit.

01:23:33.000 We started gentle today.

01:23:35.000 Slow.

01:23:35.000 Look at the word.

01:23:37.000 You already know.

01:23:38.000 Here we go.

01:23:41.000 Shit, man.

01:23:43.000 Hold on now.

01:23:43.000 Now we're going too damn far.

01:23:53.000 I don't eat the cream filling.

01:23:56.000 I fill it up, let it sit.

01:23:58.000 I look at it.

01:23:58.000 Why wouldn't you?

01:23:59.000 You don't want the energy back.

01:24:02.000 But why would you make her drink it if you're not willing to drink it?

01:24:05.000 You're not making me do nothing.

01:24:08.000 Hypothetically, right?

01:24:09.000 If you want her to drink your life force, don't you think that you should taste it to make sure it's safer?

01:24:14.000 I definitely don't think that.

01:24:15.000 Never would think that.

01:24:17.000 God bless anybody who does.

01:24:18.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:24:18.000 They might got something wrong with their brains.

01:24:20.000 My business partner, Keith Mitchell, played in the NFL for 10 years.

01:24:23.000 He does the retreats with me.

01:24:24.000 And he drinks his.

01:24:26.000 So he does the practice.

01:24:29.000 He does the retreats with me.

01:24:30.000 He does the retreats with me.

01:24:32.000 He had an amazing story.

01:24:34.000 He had a spinal contusion, paralyzed from the waist down, 10 years in the NFL.

01:24:37.000 He used breath work and yoga to rehabilitate himself.

01:24:41.000 And he's built.

01:24:42.000 I mean, he's built.

01:24:43.000 Amazing.

01:24:44.000 And he's practiced with the best Tantra Masters on the planet, including myself.

01:24:47.000 So he talks about, I just had him on my show, he talks about how for him, his semen, so he'll do a few things with it.

01:24:54.000 Okay, I'm listening now.

01:24:55.000 So if it's a woman that he feels is worthy of his life force, then he will possibly let her drink it.

01:25:01.000 Okay.

01:25:01.000 But if not, then he'll drink it.

01:25:03.000 He's drinking his own nut juice.

01:25:06.000 You what?

01:25:07.000 Stop asking that.

01:25:08.000 There ain't nobody in my cup of tea.

01:25:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:25:10.000 Eat that, though.

01:25:11.000 Some people, some men with that, they're...

01:25:13.000 Put it in a protein shake.

01:25:14.000 Put it in a protein shake.

01:25:14.000 Yeah, they're coming to a woman and go down and eat all the goddamn surplus.

01:25:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:25:17.000 Or they call it a purple and a swirl.

01:25:19.000 They kiss the mouth of the nut in there.

01:25:20.000 He said he feels like...

01:25:21.000 We're white people.

01:25:22.000 He's black.

01:25:23.000 He's black.

01:25:24.000 I don't know about that.

01:25:25.000 I gotta see this.

01:25:25.000 He's Mitchell.

01:25:25.000 Look him up.

01:25:26.000 Keith Mitchell.

01:25:27.000 He drank his own.

01:25:27.000 Keith Mitchell.

01:25:28.000 You should be saying to yourself.

01:25:29.000 He's a nasty, wild motherfucker.

01:25:31.000 What's she talking about?

01:25:33.000 Bro.

01:25:34.000 That nigga gotta be gay, bro.

01:25:35.000 Ain't no way, bro.

01:25:37.000 Bro.

01:25:38.000 Come on, man.

01:25:39.000 Bro.

01:25:39.000 Chris.

01:25:39.000 What the fuck?

01:25:40.000 Chris.

01:25:40.000 There's no way.

01:25:41.000 Why are you dating Chris after this shit, bro?

01:25:43.000 Yeah, they're trying to ask you them questions.

01:25:44.000 Them questions be crazy.

01:25:45.000 Don't fucking ask me that shit.

01:25:47.000 What's wrong with you?

01:25:48.000 That's disrespectful.

01:25:48.000 He needs a voice of reason.

01:25:52.000 Ladies, can you respect a guy drinking his own?

01:25:55.000 No.

01:25:59.000 Yo, look at her face, bro.

01:26:01.000 Yo, that's disgusting, bro.

01:26:02.000 Yo, that's nasty, bro.

01:26:03.000 Yo, yo, fresh.

01:26:04.000 Okay, imagine going to his house and you see ice cubes frozen.

01:26:07.000 Bro!

01:26:08.000 Like, frozen ice cubes.

01:26:09.000 Imagine you're smoking a blunt with him.

01:26:12.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:12.000 That's why I never smoke weed.

01:26:13.000 I don't get that nigga to be licking that shit like this.

01:26:15.000 I could never do no shit like that.

01:26:18.000 Money said, Chris, you want some of this Hennessy, bro?

01:26:20.000 I took a sip.

01:26:20.000 Right.

01:26:21.000 Nah, nah, I'm good, bro.

01:26:22.000 Oh, Chris, you want some ice cubes?

01:26:24.000 And breath work and all that shit.

01:26:25.000 Yo.

01:26:25.000 You know what?

01:26:26.000 I don't understand the process of that.

01:26:29.000 Why would you do that?

01:26:30.000 Whatever the benefits is, I need to live without those benefits.

01:26:34.000 Whatever it is, I don't need those benefits.

01:26:36.000 I don't give a fuck what it was.

01:26:38.000 Even if I was in a wheelchair, keep me in a motherfucking wheelchair, man.

01:26:41.000 I'm not doing that, man.

01:26:42.000 So I'm guessing you ladies wouldn't go for that guy?

01:26:44.000 Absolutely not.

01:26:45.000 Okay, but I got a question, though.

01:26:47.000 Like I said in that video, some guys do this.

01:26:51.000 Have a guy ever came inside you, then went back and ate it after he did that?

01:26:56.000 Ooh.

01:26:59.000 Yeah, she has.

01:27:00.000 She a nasty one.

01:27:01.000 Let's go.

01:27:02.000 She liked that.

01:27:02.000 Yeah, he did it.

01:27:03.000 He did that.

01:27:04.000 Ooh.

01:27:05.000 How'd that make you feel?

01:27:05.000 We were like, together, together, though, for sure.

01:27:07.000 How'd that make you feel?

01:27:08.000 He did that.

01:27:09.000 I didn't kiss him back.

01:27:13.000 That's triple D. That's going too far.

01:27:15.000 Damn.

01:27:15.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:27:17.000 What about you?

01:27:18.000 No, I know somebody paid you to do that.

01:27:20.000 Let me come in there.

01:27:20.000 I got a thousand bucks.

01:27:22.000 Let me fucking just ram it in there and drop this load and fucking re-eat it tight.

01:27:25.000 Re-eat, microwave that pussy.

01:27:28.000 No one did that to you before?

01:27:29.000 I have walked out on people that ask me shit like that.

01:27:32.000 Shit that's too wild, but pissing the ass was okay.

01:27:34.000 I didn't know he was gonna do that.

01:27:36.000 He did that like out of nowhere.

01:27:38.000 Okay.

01:27:38.000 Yeah, I feel kinda sick, bro.

01:27:40.000 It's wild.

01:27:40.000 It's a wild world.

01:27:42.000 Well, you say it's never you.

01:27:44.000 I know she's 44. She's done.

01:27:45.000 Something.

01:27:46.000 Nigga never did that.

01:27:48.000 No, hell no.

01:27:49.000 Okay.

01:27:50.000 What about that?

01:27:50.000 We know her.

01:27:51.000 What are you talking about?

01:27:53.000 What's going on?

01:27:53.000 I don't know.

01:27:54.000 What are you doing?

01:27:55.000 Where am I?

01:27:56.000 Cowbunking, man.

01:27:58.000 Yeah.

01:27:59.000 But have a guy ever...

01:28:00.000 Because also, I saw a dude was on Joe Rogan podcast.

01:28:03.000 His name is Joey Diaz.

01:28:04.000 He talked about that.

01:28:05.000 So he'd like to do this.

01:28:05.000 He had a nut in a woman's mouth and then smooch her after and get the smoochery after he done dropped that load in there.

01:28:10.000 She done that too.

01:28:11.000 Look.

01:28:12.000 You done that one too?

01:28:14.000 Huh?

01:28:14.000 Wait, ask me one more time.

01:28:15.000 Have a guy nutted in your mouth.

01:28:17.000 And then kiss you out there and got nothing in your mouth.

01:28:21.000 I don't love people with nut in my mouth.

01:28:23.000 You don't?

01:28:24.000 So I got never in life nothing in your mouth.

01:28:26.000 That's cap.

01:28:27.000 Maybe like...

01:28:29.000 Stop the cap.

01:28:30.000 Once you start, you can feel like as soon as they're about to.

01:28:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:28:33.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:28:34.000 Then it's just kind of like, let's switch.

01:28:36.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:28:38.000 We move on to the next.

01:28:39.000 So I got never nothing in your mouth ever in your life.

01:28:41.000 I mean...

01:28:42.000 Stop the cow!

01:28:43.000 Bro, she fucks niggas, man.

01:28:44.000 You never swallowed before.

01:28:45.000 I've never swallowed that hill, no.

01:28:46.000 She fucks niggas, bro.

01:28:47.000 You what?

01:28:48.000 Why you lying, man?

01:28:49.000 Why would I lie?

01:28:52.000 Because you have an image to protect?

01:28:54.000 Yeah, like you DJing, so you want niggas to swallow to you?

01:28:58.000 Yo, take my dick, bitch.

01:28:59.000 Swallow that shit.

01:29:01.000 Come on, man.

01:29:02.000 You got an image to protect, man.

01:29:03.000 Come on, man.

01:29:03.000 So, what's scary is that?

01:29:05.000 Like, imagine you meet a girl.

01:29:07.000 Yeah.

01:29:07.000 And you're like, all right, she's amazing.

01:29:10.000 Beautiful.

01:29:11.000 Pure as can be.

01:29:12.000 You don't know the game.

01:29:14.000 You're like, alright, I just finished college.

01:29:16.000 I got a good job.

01:29:17.000 And I want a wife and kids.

01:29:19.000 Let's see your wife her up.

01:29:21.000 Now, hopefully you don't.

01:29:23.000 You kind of find out all the shit that she did in the past.

01:29:26.000 Right.

01:29:26.000 Like a Cassie.

01:29:27.000 Like a Cassie, yeah.

01:29:28.000 How'd you feel as a man?

01:29:29.000 I mean, that would be like, Chris, how'd you feel?

01:29:33.000 I mean...

01:29:34.000 Shit.

01:29:35.000 I wouldn't even laugh at her in the first place.

01:29:36.000 Fuck that bitch, man.

01:29:37.000 Like, red flags is there.

01:29:39.000 But imagine you're a blue pill and you didn't even know, bro.

01:29:41.000 It's like, oh, she's beautiful, she's doing the right things.

01:29:43.000 I'll marry her.

01:29:44.000 I mean, I do get it because most guys, they don't really know.

01:29:47.000 They think that if I left her, that's the best that I could really get.

01:29:51.000 But seeing how you know right now on a podcast and all information, you should know better by now as a guy.

01:29:57.000 Back then, when I was in high school, I didn't know better.

01:29:59.000 I didn't have social media.

01:30:00.000 I didn't have podcasts around.

01:30:01.000 So, you know, I was...

01:30:02.000 Dealing with girls' bullshit, you know?

01:30:04.000 But nowadays, in 2025, there's no reason why you should be with a girl that's like that.

01:30:08.000 Sorry, there's so much information on the internet for you to be with a girl who's a walking red flag.

01:30:14.000 That's why all these girls on the pedals are single.

01:30:15.000 Because they take, you know, they have bad habits and shit, and they expect, you know, to be wiped out by a man.

01:30:23.000 Yeah.

01:30:24.000 You know?

01:30:24.000 The man that they want.

01:30:26.000 Because, like, some men will marry them, but they don't want them.

01:30:29.000 They don't want them, yeah.

01:30:30.000 So it was like, you know?

01:30:32.000 There's so much information out there in 2025.

01:30:34.000 Listen, Mo.

01:30:34.000 There's no fucking reason.

01:30:35.000 I know you love the blood, but what's too far for you, bro?

01:30:41.000 What's too far for me?

01:30:42.000 Imagine you're shorty drinking the blood, too.

01:30:43.000 Is that too far?

01:30:50.000 I'm nasty.

01:30:53.000 Y 'all let guys eat your vagina when you're on your period?

01:30:56.000 No.

01:30:58.000 She do.

01:30:58.000 Look at her.

01:30:59.000 She do?

01:30:59.000 I didn't even say that.

01:31:00.000 I can tell in them eyes, man.

01:31:03.000 If they want to.

01:31:04.000 If they want to, huh?

01:31:05.000 Fuck it.

01:31:05.000 But are you going to tell them?

01:31:06.000 Because some girl want them to say nothing.

01:31:08.000 Yeah.

01:31:09.000 Let it happen.

01:31:10.000 Like, oh, you brought it down.

01:31:12.000 The pennies.

01:31:15.000 I had one of my homies before, though.

01:31:16.000 Damn, I remember that.

01:31:17.000 Damn, gotta think about it.

01:31:19.000 We was leaving the club, right?

01:31:20.000 And he had a chick.

01:31:21.000 And I was driving.

01:31:22.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:31:23.000 He was a...

01:31:24.000 A baller at the time.

01:31:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:26.000 So, you know, this is an entourage, nigga.

01:31:28.000 I had to do my job.

01:31:29.000 You know what I mean?

01:31:29.000 So, we leave the club.

01:31:30.000 He got the bitch.

01:31:31.000 They in the backseat and all that.

01:31:32.000 I'm driving.

01:31:33.000 We're going back to the crib or whatever.

01:31:35.000 Yeah.

01:31:35.000 So, I'm seeing him back there.

01:31:36.000 He kissing on her.

01:31:37.000 I'm like, okay, man.

01:31:37.000 Let me get a little peek.

01:31:39.000 So, I'm driving out there.

01:31:40.000 A little peek-a-roo.

01:31:41.000 I had to drive.

01:31:42.000 You what?

01:31:42.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:31:43.000 He kissing her.

01:31:43.000 He's looking on her nipples and all that shit.

01:31:45.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:31:45.000 Pulling the pants down.

01:31:46.000 I'm like, oh, let me see, nigga.

01:31:48.000 Shit.

01:31:49.000 So, that nigga was going crazy.

01:31:51.000 Pulled the pants down.

01:31:52.000 Started eating it and all that shit.

01:31:53.000 I'm like, "Oh, this nigga crazy, right?

01:31:55.000 This nigga wild."

01:31:56.000 All of a sudden, he stopped like, "Hey, hold on."

01:32:01.000 That nigga looked up.

01:32:03.000 Nigga's beard was burgundy.

01:32:05.000 I was like, "Oh, shit."

01:32:08.000 Like I didn't see it.

01:32:09.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:10.000 I was like, "Oh, fuck."

01:32:12.000 He was like, "I can't believe this shit, man."

01:32:14.000 He was like, "Man, fuck, this is all I'm gonna do."

01:32:17.000 Listen, I'm driving.

01:32:19.000 He was like, "Bro."

01:32:20.000 Listen, man.

01:32:21.000 Drop me off.

01:32:22.000 Drop her off.

01:32:23.000 Right?

01:32:24.000 The story is funny because watch the ending.

01:32:26.000 So he like, drop me off, bro.

01:32:27.000 Drop me off.

01:32:28.000 And then, man, do me a favor.

01:32:30.000 Drop her off.

01:32:30.000 I'm like, all right, cool.

01:32:31.000 So I'm driving.

01:32:32.000 I take her to the crib.

01:32:33.000 We get out.

01:32:33.000 Boom.

01:32:33.000 She get in the front seat.

01:32:34.000 She's driving me.

01:32:35.000 Boom.

01:32:36.000 I'm driving.

01:32:36.000 I'm like, damn.

01:32:38.000 I go to my place.

01:32:40.000 Come upstairs to me.

01:32:41.000 I went on and fucked it.

01:32:42.000 Fuck it.

01:32:43.000 You what?

01:32:44.000 You a wild boy.

01:32:45.000 I fucked her.

01:32:46.000 He ate the cream pie.

01:32:48.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:49.000 I gave her the cream pie.

01:32:50.000 You hear me?

01:32:51.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:51.000 But that was crazy.

01:32:52.000 That was a crazy game.

01:32:53.000 That's a crazy story, too.

01:32:54.000 That's wild, bro.

01:32:55.000 I swear to God all my life.

01:32:57.000 That was a real story.

01:32:58.000 Yo, girls are crazy, bro.

01:32:59.000 Yeah, she ain't say nothing to him.

01:33:01.000 Damn.

01:33:01.000 But she just left with him and came with me.

01:33:03.000 She belongs to the streets.

01:33:04.000 That's cold, bro.

01:33:05.000 That's cold.

01:33:05.000 So be careful, guys.

01:33:06.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:33:08.000 Wow!

01:33:08.000 That's the story, bro.

01:33:10.000 Yeah.

01:33:10.000 Shit.

01:33:11.000 What a life.

01:33:11.000 Any more chats, Bill?

01:33:13.000 No, no more now.

01:33:14.000 This is tough, bro.

01:33:17.000 So let's do the questions real quick from the actual box here, and then we'll wrap this up because I'm kind of grossed out right now.

01:33:23.000 Yeah, it was crazy.

01:33:23.000 I'm grossed out.

01:33:24.000 That was crazy.

01:33:25.000 Okay, so real quick, how many of you here want to get married?

01:33:30.000 Raise your hand real quick.

01:33:30.000 Yeah, everyone.

01:33:31.000 Everybody?

01:33:32.000 So with your current past, you think a guy would wake you up for real?

01:33:37.000 Why not?

01:33:37.000 Look at Cassie.

01:33:39.000 Damn.

01:33:39.000 She got 30 million, though.

01:33:41.000 Good point.

01:33:42.000 She got 30 million.

01:33:45.000 She didn't go before she had the guy, though.

01:33:46.000 That's true, though.

01:33:47.000 He didn't know fully.

01:33:48.000 Yeah.

01:33:49.000 Hopefully, he didn't know.

01:33:50.000 He didn't know.

01:33:50.000 Remember, he FaceTimed her while he was fucking her.

01:33:52.000 She FaceTimed while he was fucking, didn't he?

01:33:54.000 Oh, yeah, you're right, actually.

01:33:55.000 Damn.

01:33:56.000 You know she told him all the secrets when he was training her?

01:33:58.000 She got all the information.

01:33:58.000 He old crazy weird white dude.

01:34:00.000 You know you with this shit.

01:34:00.000 Well, yeah, he's a white guy.

01:34:01.000 He liked that.

01:34:02.000 Yeah.

01:34:02.000 Worse than Adam.

01:34:03.000 For sure.

01:34:04.000 Shout out to Adam.

01:34:06.000 Me too.

01:34:07.000 What do you admire about women?

01:34:09.000 What don't you like?

01:34:11.000 The first one is, what do you admire about women?

01:34:14.000 What do I admire about women?

01:34:18.000 I admire women that, you know, that's really, really, like, feminine, that really cater to a man, an understanding man.

01:34:27.000 I really, really appreciate that, that you can really talk to and get some understanding with.

01:34:32.000 If you could get that.

01:34:33.000 I really, really appreciate and admire that shit because it's very, you know what I'm saying, rare nowadays.

01:34:38.000 But that's the highest level of a woman that you can really confide in and be close to like that and give you that real feminine energy.

01:34:44.000 Yeah.

01:34:45.000 Yeah, which is mandatory, but it's rare now.

01:34:47.000 I admire when a woman actually can do OnlyFans, can strip.

01:34:50.000 Can be at court, but doesn't want to because she wants to find a man later down in the road.

01:34:54.000 Man!

01:34:54.000 A respectable woman.

01:34:56.000 Because it's hard to find out who it is.

01:34:58.000 Because usually it's so easy to do it because niggas are paying, I'm broke, get some money.

01:35:02.000 Yeah.

01:35:03.000 But it's never really a long-term thing because it fucks you up.

01:35:06.000 Right.

01:35:07.000 That's real.

01:35:08.000 And it lasts a test of time and make it to adulthood like that.

01:35:11.000 Super rare.

01:35:12.000 Not easy.

01:35:12.000 Yeah.

01:35:13.000 Last one says, what don't you like about women?

01:35:15.000 Damn.

01:35:15.000 That's when they try to make everything transactional and feel like just because they're giving up some pussy, they deserve money.

01:35:21.000 Like, we ain't giving them dick.

01:35:22.000 Like, what's rarer to come from?

01:35:24.000 A dick or a pussy?

01:35:25.000 I can fuck any pussy nut in two seconds.

01:35:27.000 But if I'm fucking the shit out of you and you coming every time, I'm the rarer situation here.

01:35:31.000 Facts.

01:35:31.000 So why aren't you, you know what I'm saying?

01:35:32.000 Like, we neutral.

01:35:34.000 Like, why aren't you talking about money?

01:35:35.000 What the fuck is going on here?

01:35:36.000 I would argue that, like, most women can't find a good sexual partner.

01:35:39.000 Right.

01:35:39.000 So they're looking like, oh shit, this guy has money, but he can't fuck me.

01:35:41.000 Right.

01:35:42.000 Or he's looking, but he can't fuck.

01:35:43.000 So, if you got...

01:35:44.000 The height, the looks, the money, and it can fuck good?

01:35:48.000 Right.

01:35:48.000 Shit, where else you gonna go?

01:35:49.000 Right, you like me already, so why are you worrying about money?

01:35:51.000 That's later down the line.

01:35:52.000 But yeah, when it's so transactional from the beginning, it's so weird to me.

01:35:55.000 Turn off.

01:35:55.000 Baby, you might want to sell your pussy.

01:35:57.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:35:58.000 Not to me, though.

01:35:59.000 Okay.

01:36:01.000 That's like four questions.

01:36:02.000 Goddamn.

01:36:03.000 That's mine.

01:36:05.000 You can read this shit, nigga.

01:36:06.000 I don't understand this shit.

01:36:08.000 Sasha Bob.

01:36:09.000 Give it to her.

01:36:20.000 I got one here.

01:36:25.000 I'll give you some more time.

01:36:26.000 Do men prefer BBLs or fit girls and why?

01:36:30.000 This is a good one.

01:36:40.000 You know you gon' fuck 'em fast.

01:36:41.000 They got mental problems.

01:36:42.000 So anytime a girl got any type of mental issues, you know you gon' fuck 'em quick.

01:36:46.000 Gotcha, bitch!

01:36:48.000 To put an ass on her so you can look at her ass to get fucked more if something's wrong with her.

01:36:52.000 That's an easy fuck.

01:36:53.000 But if you truly want a girl that got some integrity and morals and a fucking brain on her, you're going to go with a natural fit woman.

01:36:59.000 For one, she's working out, she's dedicated, she's eating the right food.

01:37:02.000 That shows so many high-level attributes that is appreciated.

01:37:06.000 If a bitch is laying on the ground and getting her fucking ass filled up with shit, almost dying, got a fly on an airplane with her ass sitting up in the air, the bitch needs to be in an asylum.

01:37:14.000 Okay?

01:37:15.000 But you're going to fuck her.

01:37:16.000 You know what's crazy?

01:37:17.000 The word in the streets is that if a woman has a BBL, it's her last resort.

01:37:22.000 Because at that point, she wants attention from guys.

01:37:26.000 But the problem is that guys from her past didn't give her what she wanted.

01:37:30.000 So when you get BBL, it's her last resort to find a guy.

01:37:32.000 But I would argue it's harder because now...

01:37:35.000 Everybody wants you to smash.

01:37:36.000 Right.

01:37:37.000 Not to wipe out.

01:37:38.000 It makes it ten times worse.

01:37:39.000 Yeah.

01:37:39.000 And now you're stuck like that.

01:37:40.000 And then they get a reduction later on anyway.

01:37:42.000 And now you get the box surgery.

01:37:44.000 Now you're one booty cheek this way.

01:37:45.000 You could have died.

01:37:46.000 You could have fucking died, you bitch.

01:37:47.000 I have a question.

01:37:49.000 Y 'all think BBLs is just for y 'all attention?

01:37:51.000 Yes.

01:37:51.000 Who else was it for?

01:37:52.000 Of course.

01:37:53.000 Hey, for yourself.

01:37:55.000 What?

01:37:56.000 You got BBL?

01:37:57.000 No.

01:37:57.000 Why not?

01:37:58.000 I don't need one.

01:37:59.000 So you get a BBL for women to look at you for what?

01:38:02.000 No, it's just for yourself.

01:38:03.000 For yourself.

01:38:04.000 For your ass.

01:38:06.000 For yourself.

01:38:06.000 So you want to look at your own ass.

01:38:08.000 Sometimes women just want a nicer body.

01:38:11.000 But for who?

01:38:12.000 For who?

01:38:14.000 For yourself.

01:38:15.000 Listen, if you want a nicer body, there's face two and a face app.

01:38:18.000 Put that bitch on and make it look better on Instagram.

01:38:20.000 But they might want to look at it all the time.

01:38:22.000 But for what?

01:38:23.000 Do it on your phone!

01:38:24.000 Oh my gosh.

01:38:25.000 You could die from surgery.

01:38:26.000 Right.

01:38:27.000 Remember DC Young Fly?

01:38:29.000 How did his big mama die from the surgery?

01:38:31.000 So is it worth it?

01:38:32.000 No.

01:38:33.000 You could die.

01:38:34.000 Kanye's mother, her old ass did that for herself, but then what happened to her?

01:38:37.000 Is it worth it?

01:38:38.000 No.

01:38:39.000 It ain't like, stop that for yourself.

01:38:41.000 Think about this.

01:38:42.000 We need to die.

01:38:43.000 A lot of people do it for themselves.

01:38:44.000 So I'm going to get my dick at large if I want to lick my dick.

01:38:47.000 Well, that's different.

01:38:48.000 Is it?

01:38:49.000 Is it different?

01:38:49.000 It's different.

01:38:50.000 What's different about it?

01:38:51.000 Because, like, as a man, you're doing that for women.

01:38:54.000 Okay.

01:38:55.000 A lot of women get their body done for themselves.

01:38:58.000 No, it's for men, though.

01:39:00.000 Everything's not about y 'all.

01:39:02.000 Why do you put on makeup?

01:39:04.000 For me.

01:39:04.000 For you.

01:39:05.000 I like to stare at me all day.

01:39:07.000 Well, stay home and stare at yourself in the mirror then.

01:39:09.000 And I will do that.

01:39:10.000 I do that all the time.

01:39:11.000 When you're at home, right?

01:39:12.000 Yes.

01:39:13.000 No, you do it to get ready to go out.

01:39:16.000 Yes, you are!

01:39:17.000 No.

01:39:17.000 You do.

01:39:18.000 Sometimes I just do my makeup and lay in my bed and record myself.

01:39:21.000 For who, though?

01:39:22.000 For me.

01:39:23.000 Sometimes.

01:39:24.000 And then you put on social media.

01:39:25.000 You talk to a girl that's fucking at cemeteries and churches, brother.

01:39:28.000 She's out of her fucking mind.

01:39:30.000 Stupid.

01:39:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:39:31.000 That's just crazy, though.

01:39:32.000 I don't want to lie to you.

01:39:33.000 But I hear that, though.

01:39:34.000 But it's just common sense, though.

01:39:35.000 Like, it sounds good.

01:39:36.000 And women do say that.

01:39:37.000 You know, women live in a delusional world.

01:39:38.000 So you can stay there.

01:39:39.000 But there's no way in life you fucking got surgery, spent money, and almost died.

01:39:43.000 For yourself.

01:39:44.000 You can pay me less and I'll make sure you look like you got a PBR.

01:39:46.000 I agree.

01:39:47.000 I don't think they're going to do all this effort just for themselves.

01:39:50.000 They just want to be happy.

01:39:51.000 Common sense.

01:39:51.000 There's no way.

01:39:52.000 It's impossible.

01:39:52.000 Just accept it.

01:39:53.000 Yeah.

01:39:54.000 They want to get fucked.

01:39:55.000 Can a man without money still get respect in a relationship?

01:39:59.000 Ooh.

01:40:00.000 That's a good one.

01:40:01.000 That was my question.

01:40:02.000 So can a man without money still get respect in a relationship?

01:40:05.000 Most definitely.

01:40:06.000 Like, if he's a hardworking guy, even though he has a lot of money, but he's got knowledge, you know, Man, them tree-huggin' motherfuckin' niggas that are broke, they get the baddest bitches.

01:40:16.000 Them Crystal Baron goddamn Incent Burners and goddamn Asa Wasa niggas got the bitches, man.

01:40:22.000 And they broke?

01:40:23.000 What?!

01:40:24.000 Oh, yeah!

01:40:25.000 Are we spiritual?

01:40:26.000 Come over here!

01:40:27.000 It's us!

01:40:27.000 Bro!

01:40:28.000 Yeah!

01:40:29.000 Them niggas say shit!

01:40:30.000 Yeah, they do.

01:40:33.000 Pelosantos.

01:40:34.000 Yeah, you gotta have games.

01:40:35.000 You gotta have pressure and throw that dick.

01:40:37.000 Pelosantos.

01:40:37.000 You gotta fuck the shit out of her now.

01:40:38.000 You gotta fuck the shit out of her now.

01:40:39.000 You gotta fuck the shit out of her now.

01:40:40.000 You gotta fuck the shit out of her now.

01:40:41.000 You gotta fuck the shit out of her now.

01:40:43.000 You gotta fuck the shit out of her now.

01:40:48.000 You gotta fuck the shit out of her now.

01:40:49.000 Any ambition, and you can smash good in the bedroom?

01:40:52.000 Nigga, she going, bro.

01:40:55.000 The spirituality and the knowledge that take you further, because I was a nigga that was broke by slinging dick.

01:41:00.000 You only got a six-month-to-a-year window before the bitch break bad on you.

01:41:04.000 Facts.

01:41:04.000 Because, like, nigga, you got ambition, but where is that?

01:41:06.000 It'll last forever.

01:41:06.000 But if you were a spiritual goddamn tantric nigga, you could have the bitch, man.

01:41:10.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:41:11.000 You could take her wherever you want to go.

01:41:12.000 Locked in.

01:41:13.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

01:41:14.000 You gonna get it right.

01:41:15.000 Ayahuasca nigga.

01:41:16.000 Ayahuasca nigga, man.

01:41:17.000 Shout out to them niggas.

01:41:18.000 What do you think about dating apps?

01:41:20.000 Are they realistic to find someone for real?

01:41:23.000 Ah.

01:41:24.000 So, are dating apps a viable option to find somebody for a relationship?

01:41:29.000 I mean, that's more up your alley, brother.

01:41:31.000 Yeah, I'll be honest.

01:41:32.000 Nowadays especially, the game is rigged because you look at the dating apps itself, only the top guys get picked from dating apps.

01:41:39.000 And for girls, it's like, alright, well, he's hot, he's attractive, so looks go before everything else.

01:41:45.000 Now, for dating apps itself, I would argue that most guys are never going to make it because they're not...

01:41:50.000 Up to par, or they just don't know how to take good photos.

01:41:52.000 So it's an unbalanced game.

01:41:54.000 So you're going to have the same guys, all the girls.

01:41:56.000 So in essence, it's not really a benefit.

01:41:58.000 One of my guys, he's an apex predator.

01:42:01.000 Not doing nothing wrong, but he's a real deal cool nigga.

01:42:04.000 He be on them apps just cheating.

01:42:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:42:06.000 Looking for love and shit.

01:42:07.000 Just knocking shit down all across the world.

01:42:09.000 Like, nigga, why are you on that?

01:42:10.000 I never did no apps.

01:42:11.000 I can't do that shit.

01:42:13.000 One of my dogs, that nigga's a monster on that motherfucker.

01:42:16.000 Like, he traveled the world knocking everything down because he shouldn't be on there.

01:42:19.000 He's cheating.

01:42:21.000 Yeah, that shit ain't good.

01:42:23.000 You know what I mean?

01:42:23.000 But people do, for normal people, I would say it works.

01:42:29.000 Because they say a lot of people get married off that shit, like regular pedestrians.

01:42:32.000 It has increased over the years.

01:42:33.000 But what I will say, for the average guy, if you want a better fighting chance, get Instagram.

01:42:37.000 That way you can pick in shoes, get the power, and you can create your own...

01:42:41.000 Avatar on Instagram.

01:42:42.000 Yeah.

01:42:42.000 You can get the followers up.

01:42:44.000 You can get the cloud up.

01:42:45.000 Facts.

01:42:45.000 Get some good photos.

01:42:46.000 Yeah.

01:42:46.000 Go to Zara H&M.

01:42:48.000 Yeah.

01:42:48.000 Buy three to five outfits.

01:42:49.000 Facts.

01:42:49.000 Hire a photographer.

01:42:50.000 Do a photo shoot.

01:42:51.000 Yeah.

01:42:51.000 Bro, that alone, I take your followers, you're already a part of the game running with a good start.

01:42:57.000 But dating apps, it's hard to control that because it's so like...

01:43:00.000 Why do you spread it?

01:43:01.000 Again, the top tier guys with the abs, the good looks, your lifestyle will beat you out 10 times over.

01:43:06.000 And there are a lot of women, they sell pussy on there too.

01:43:08.000 So it's like you're going to run to nothing but whores.

01:43:10.000 Tinder and all that shit.

01:43:11.000 Yeah, you're going to run to whores on there all day.

01:43:12.000 So you're going to be real disappointed, champ.

01:43:14.000 Yeah, at least with Instagram, you can pick and choose location, maybe your city.

01:43:17.000 And for example, let's see if you need a girl out on a belt.

01:43:20.000 You don't give her your dating app.

01:43:22.000 You give her Instagram.

01:43:22.000 Right.

01:43:23.000 Oh, who's this nigga?

01:43:24.000 Oh, he does a cool lifestyle.

01:43:25.000 You can see enough.

01:43:26.000 He has dogs.

01:43:27.000 He's friendly.

01:43:28.000 I'll give him a shot.

01:43:29.000 You can do your research on it.

01:43:30.000 A little bit.

01:43:31.000 You can vex a little bit.

01:43:32.000 You got more of a chance giving that out than anything else.

01:43:34.000 Yeah, I would agree.

01:43:35.000 I would agree.

01:43:35.000 But for some people, it does work.

01:43:37.000 But overall, man, just meet a bitch in the real world.

01:43:39.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:43:39.000 Or use social media apps instead of real dating apps.

01:43:42.000 Yeah.

01:43:42.000 Because I ain't going to lie, you borderline a fucking weirdo.

01:43:45.000 And you seriously looking for a woman?

01:43:47.000 On dating apps?

01:43:48.000 You sit in the house eating goddamn green beans at the camp.

01:43:50.000 Yeah, man.

01:43:50.000 Facts.

01:43:51.000 You weird, champ.

01:43:52.000 Okay, ladies.

01:43:53.000 We're going to do last thoughts on the show and close out with our sponsor.

01:43:57.000 So any thoughts about the show?

01:43:58.000 Hate it, love it.

01:43:59.000 How was the show for you?

01:44:00.000 I like it.

01:44:02.000 I had a good time.

01:44:03.000 I enjoyed it.

01:44:04.000 Yeah?

01:44:04.000 Chill today?

01:44:05.000 Super chill.

01:44:06.000 Thank you for that.

01:44:07.000 No problem.

01:44:07.000 Got you.

01:44:09.000 Moonblood.

01:44:09.000 Moonblood drinkers.

01:44:10.000 You drink some.

01:44:13.000 Are you going to change your ways?

01:44:14.000 I don't even like looking at wood.

01:44:15.000 Are you going to change your ways?

01:44:16.000 What do you mean, change my ways?

01:44:18.000 So that you don't go to hell?

01:44:18.000 No.

01:44:19.000 No.

01:44:20.000 She's ready.

01:44:21.000 Nope.

01:44:22.000 She can get her ass a inhale, too.

01:44:24.000 That's crazy.

01:44:25.000 Exactly.

01:44:26.000 She's going to be on fire.

01:44:28.000 What about you?

01:44:29.000 I love it.

01:44:30.000 Yeah?

01:44:30.000 Yeah, thanks for the opportunity.

01:44:32.000 Okay, thank you for coming.

01:44:33.000 I appreciate you.

01:44:33.000 What about you?

01:44:35.000 It was chill.

01:44:36.000 Shout out Detox.

01:44:38.000 You didn't say a lot.

01:44:39.000 What?

01:44:40.000 You didn't say a lot this time.

01:44:43.000 I mean, I don't really have a lot to say about this talk.

01:44:46.000 Yeah, of course.

01:44:46.000 Entertaining, yeah.

01:44:47.000 What do you want to talk about?

01:44:50.000 Let's get, you know, let's have an intellectual conversation.

01:44:54.000 I'm just curious, like, let's get deep here.

01:44:56.000 Yeah.

01:44:57.000 No.

01:44:59.000 Okay.

01:45:00.000 All right.

01:45:01.000 Girls, name three countries.

01:45:04.000 Oh, that's a good one, Chris.

01:45:06.000 We'll start here.

01:45:07.000 The rules.

01:45:08.000 So, here's the actual rules for this game here.

01:45:11.000 You can't say USA, Canada, or Mexico.

01:45:14.000 Also, you can't repeat whatever she said before you.

01:45:16.000 So, you can't repeat countries.

01:45:18.000 And you can't name USA, Canada or Mexico.

01:45:20.000 We'll start here.

01:45:21.000 And no helping.

01:45:47.000 What about you?

01:45:49.000 Can I say Brazil?

01:45:50.000 No, you can't.

01:45:51.000 That's where you're from.

01:45:52.000 Okay.

01:45:53.000 Italy, German, Greece.

01:45:55.000 German.

01:45:56.000 German.

01:45:57.000 Yeah.

01:45:59.000 German?

01:46:00.000 What do you mean by German?

01:46:01.000 Yeah, where's German at?

01:46:02.000 Yeah.

01:46:02.000 What's German?

01:46:03.000 German is the country.

01:46:05.000 German?

01:46:06.000 German?

01:46:06.000 No.

01:46:08.000 That definitely don't fucking count.

01:46:11.000 What do you think, Fresh?

01:46:12.000 Like, German's like...

01:46:13.000 Do one more.

01:46:14.000 Come on, do one more because you fucked that up.

01:46:16.000 Okay.

01:46:16.000 One more country.

01:46:17.000 That's Germany you were saying, but it's okay.

01:46:19.000 Germany.

01:46:20.000 Thank you.

01:46:21.000 That's what I say.

01:46:22.000 Germany.

01:46:22.000 German is the language.

01:46:24.000 I'm not stupid.

01:46:25.000 I just speak three languages.

01:46:27.000 But it's still a country, though.

01:46:28.000 Germany is Germany across all languages.

01:46:30.000 I know.

01:46:32.000 Stupid.

01:46:33.000 One more.

01:46:35.000 Okay.

01:46:35.000 Let's go to Italy, Greece, and my friend from Albania.

01:46:43.000 Albany.

01:46:44.000 Albany.

01:46:45.000 New York.

01:46:47.000 No, it's a country.

01:46:49.000 Albania.

01:46:50.000 Albania.

01:46:51.000 You fucked it up again.

01:46:52.000 Stupid.

01:46:53.000 Get out of here, bro.

01:46:54.000 Stupid.

01:46:55.000 Get out of here.

01:46:57.000 Oh, my God, man.

01:46:59.000 Give me a shot.

01:47:00.000 You fucked it up, man.

01:47:01.000 Albany.

01:47:01.000 Albany, New York.

01:47:02.000 Come on, man.

01:47:03.000 Albania.

01:47:04.000 Albania.

01:47:04.000 What about you?

01:47:06.000 Oh, shit.

01:47:07.000 Two countries.

01:47:08.000 Motherfucker.

01:47:08.000 Africa.

01:47:09.000 Africa.

01:47:10.000 Africa.

01:47:10.000 I'm deadass, B. We still live?

01:47:21.000 She just think Buckethead has a...

01:47:23.000 Egypt.

01:47:25.000 Okay, two more.

01:47:27.000 Okay.

01:47:27.000 There's something I said.

01:47:29.000 I wasn't even listening.

01:47:31.000 Two more, two more.

01:47:32.000 It's a lot of countries.

01:47:33.000 It's okay.

01:47:35.000 Like 90 plus.

01:47:36.000 That reason you just named probably got 30 of them in there.

01:47:45.000 You're asking where you're telling me.

01:47:50.000 I don't know.

01:47:51.000 Did somebody say "Obscribe"?

01:47:55.000 Yeah.

01:47:57.000 That article in the...

01:47:58.000 No.

01:48:01.000 I don't know.

01:48:02.000 One more!

01:48:03.000 Wakanda.

01:48:04.000 I don't know.

01:48:05.000 This whole world is...

01:48:06.000 You know what?

01:48:08.000 Think, you know what?

01:48:09.000 Dubai.

01:48:11.000 Because I love shit so much.

01:48:13.000 Eiffel Tower.

01:48:14.000 Oh, where's the tower?

01:48:15.000 You don't open, ladies?

01:48:17.000 Yes, I know where it is.

01:48:19.000 Just say it, man.

01:48:20.000 Just say it.

01:48:21.000 Just say it, nigga.

01:48:26.000 It's France, right?

01:48:28.000 God, it took forever.

01:48:30.000 Holy...

01:48:30.000 Pulling teeth, man.

01:48:33.000 What about you?

01:48:34.000 I mean, I had plenty of time.

01:48:35.000 Canada.

01:48:36.000 Shout out to Canada.

01:48:37.000 You can't say to Canada.

01:48:38.000 Why?

01:48:38.000 Oh.

01:48:39.000 Okay, well, Asia.

01:48:41.000 Okay.

01:48:41.000 Switzerland.

01:48:43.000 All right.

01:48:43.000 Shout out to Switzerland.

01:48:46.000 One more.

01:48:48.000 Norway.

01:48:49.000 All right.

01:48:49.000 Hold on.

01:48:50.000 Asia?

01:48:50.000 What?

01:48:50.000 Asia?

01:48:51.000 Oh, my God.

01:48:52.000 Asia.

01:48:54.000 China.

01:48:56.000 China.

01:48:58.000 It's too late, nigga.

01:48:59.000 Motherfuckin' Asia.

01:49:00.000 Motherfuckin' Asia.

01:49:02.000 All of Asia.

01:49:03.000 That's a lot of motherfuckers.

01:49:04.000 That's a lot of countries in that world.

01:49:05.000 It is.

01:49:06.000 That's but not least.

01:49:09.000 Czech Republic.

01:49:13.000 Okay.

01:49:14.000 And Madagascar.

01:49:15.000 That's all niggas that was paying for that pussy.

01:49:17.000 That was all of them.

01:49:19.000 That was all of them.

01:49:20.000 That was her three last recent customers.

01:49:22.000 Uh-huh.

01:49:24.000 All right.

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