She Said Her Guy "BFF" Doesn't Want S3x So We Made Her Call Him LIVE ON AIR & THIS Happened!
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In this episode, we have 7 new girls join us on the panel to talk about their day jobs, what they do for a living, dating status, and how old they are. We also have a line of questions that we will be doing on the next episode of Fresh and Fit. Stay tuned to find out who they are and what they have to say. Fresh & Fit is a production of Native Creative Podcasts and hosted by Aaron C. Parkson. Produced in Los Angeles, CA and edited by Chacho Chino and Alex Blumberg. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your content. Also hit us up at FreshandFit on Anchor.fm/FreshandFit and tell us what you thought of this episode and what you want to hear in the future episodes! Thank you so much for being a part of this community and supporting this podcast. We appreciate it. XOXO, Aaron and Chacho and we are live! xoxo - The Frustrated Podcast After Hours Crew - Aaron C Parkson And we are Live! - Chacho C. and We Are Live! - We are Live!! Hosted by: Chacho and Fresh + Fit Chacho & FreshFit Produced by: Aaron Parkson Music by: Alex Blume & Fresh + FNF SuperChat We are live!! We hope you enjoy this episode. - We will be back next week with a new episode of the podcast, so stay tuned in next week! and stay tuned for the new episode next week, we will give you all exclusive behind-the-scenes content! CHEERS!! - we are going to give you some exclusive behind the scenes access to the show! . . . , and we will have a chance to see you guys a little bit more of what you can expect in the show next week. . - CHEER! , CHEVERYONE'S MOST IMPORTANT EPISODE NEXT WEEK. CHECK OUT OUR NEXT EPISODES! ! - WE ARE LIVE! CHECK YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF! (CHEERS! ) CHOOSY, CHOOT, CHEETS, WE ARE LUCKY, YA'LL!
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and we are live what's up guys welcome to the frustrated podcast after hours this man we're joining some lovely ladies mr organic let's get into it let's go nobody cares bro get out F***
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Welcome to the Fresh Up Podcast, After Hours Edition.
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But you've got to give y'all some exclusive content, right?
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It's a Friday, so if you guys want to get your questions in, go ahead to FNFSuperChat.com.
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But we do have a line of questioning, so what I'm going to do is, from this point forward, it's going to be 20 and up.
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We'll read it and show it on screen, but everything else is going to be shown on screen, but the only things that will be read will be 20 and up, because we've got a little bit of a tighter schedule.
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It's Halloween weekend, guys, so we've got to get the girls out of here, because you know they probably want to hit the club.
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Yes, girls, Aaron C. Parkson on IG. Make sure if you send me a DM to come on to the show, please don't send me paragraphs or voice notes.
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Show me your tits, and then let's see what happens.
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Hey, I'm telling you right now, and shout out to the girls for coming on to the panel.
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We got seven new girls, and let's make it happen.
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If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, if you want to, of course.
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And then, are you like a flight attendant or you work like corporate?
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And then, what's your highest education level completed?
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I've literally been in Miami for like four days.
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And what's your highest education level completed?
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And you're from what part of New Mexico are you from?
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Oh shit, the ABQ. Albuquerque, one of my baddest bitches is from Albuquerque.
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So, I work for a corporate company out of Dallas, and I'm down here as their human resources business partner.
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I have a dual master's in HR management and development, and I have my MBA with an emphasis in finance.
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All right, so you have your MBA, and what was the second one?
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So a dual master's in HR management and HR development.
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Okay, so do you manage like certain creators or do you just manage it?
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No, I manage like people's small business, like girls who do lashes, like I run their Instagram, I do their posts or I create their posts basically.
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Okay, so you specialize in cosmetic Instagrammers?
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Not just cosmetic, like in general, like anybody who wants to start basically and how to use the media.
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So you do the social media management for small businesses?
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Okay, and then what's your highest education level completed?
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A bachelor's in strategic communications and a minor in psychology.
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I'm from Naples, Florida, but I just moved to Miami like two months ago.
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Especially with them saying that blonde but curly hair.
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That's like the senior citizen HQ right there in Naples.
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We keep stats on all the girls that come on the show.
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We collect stats on all the girls that come on the show.
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If you don't answer the question, I'm just going to kick you off the panel.
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And I'm assuming that's a clothing line from what I see here?
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It's bigger than a clothing line, but we'll get into it.
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I mean, you can give us a quick little bird's eye view.
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So three out of five baddies is basically a union of women out here in Miami, and they just network with one another through a whole platform.
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So it's a clothing line and a networking service for women.
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I'm assuming it's for young professionals is what it seems like.
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Or it could be you have a situationship that you got with a guy but one of you doesn't want to commit.
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Well, you're the only one that's in a relationship.
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We met in Atlanta, Lake Lanier, and we was on a yacht.
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Hey T.L. I mean, you didn't have to go in that much detail.
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I was just going to say, like, you could have just said we met on the yacht in Atlanta.
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Because now y'all getting into details about my situation.
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It's a dating podcast and you're on our platform.
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We're asking questions like this is what it is like Okay So I'm just asking a simple question.
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Notice how all the girls that had you like answered it.
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You gotta be mindful of the whole society, baby.
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But wait, when you ask me what was my relationship status, then you ask, oh, what does he do?
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Because anytime a girl's in a relationship, we ask those questions.
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If a girl here had a relationship prior to you, I would have asked her, oh, cool.
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If you don't want to follow the rules, then that's cool.
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This is an opportunity for you to make that explicitly clear.
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Some girls tend to come on here and think, I'm going to answer the questions at my pace.
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We're not going to ask you anything that's that invasive.
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So, I help people who are going through big rites of passage such as birth and death.
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Dula is a person who supports others emotionally, physically.
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They're present at the birth to console the woman which is going through.
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Is it like a religious thing or just a cultural thing or Brazil?
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They have it all over the world and you can also do it for death so I can be with families.
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If you have a terminal disease, so I can prepare them and teach them about conscious death, like home funeral, green burial.
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But I created something called the Death Talk, where I teach the community here in Miami and through Zoom all over the world about conscious dying.
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And I also teach Tantra, so I'm super excited to be here with the two polarities, like the masculine and the feminine.
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You're a birth and death doula, which is you're basically there to help people through hard times.
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So only one girl on the panel has a relationship.
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Well, hey, you know, I'm just a young, humble fellow.
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Just trying to find my way in life, you know, enlighten others with my energy and presence.
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At the same time, you know, let people know you gotta be ferocious in this world.
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Get in shape, be ready for war, you know, but during times of peace, you know?
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I've been fucking since I've been in seventh grade, man.
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You know, I came out unscathed with no baby mamas.
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It ain't nobody like me left on this earth, man.
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Okay, so recently you've been going viral, man.
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We've got some videos to show you guys on the screen, actually.
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Rate yourself and or the girl next to you on a scale of 1 to 10.
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Using the most beautiful female celebrity you can personally think of as the 10 on that scale.
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Okay, so rate yourself 1 out of 10 using a female celebrity that's beautiful to you.
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I was going to ask if we should ask them who their 10 is in their mind.
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Alright, so we'll start here and then work our way.
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Name a female 10 for yourself that you would say is a female 10.
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I saw her in concert and she literally looks like an angel.
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Well, if you had to pick one, what would you think she was honest?
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Technically most people don't find her attractive because she's like a skinnier, you know what I mean?
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She don't look like everybody else in the industry in my opinion.
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So your type as in like you, is it because you emulate it?
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Because you're not sexually attracted to her right?
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I'm just trying to understand what you mean by my type.
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I mean, if a dude kissed a dude, you would say he was gay, right?
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But I feel like, has every girl at this table kissed a girl?
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I was given the most simple example, but you ate a vagina.
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She's older than me, she ain't got there, brother.
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Real quick, do you mean J.Lo from early 2000s or J.Lo now?
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This is very interesting to see the female perspective.
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So now that we have established what a 10 is to them...
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Rate the girl to your right based on Angelina Jolie being pretty much flawless in your eyes back when she was young.
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Not her personality in your conversations you guys might have had in the back.
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A 9 out of 10 is, you do realize, like a runway supermodel, like Victoria's Secret, like, damn near...
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What about you for Miss Licks Vagina but isn't gay?
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So you're gonna get your pussy eight saying that.
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Chris, if you go make your comments, make sure you throw the camera on yourself, bro.
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So, all of you guys are essentially perfect, is what you guys are trying to say.
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This confirms one of the things I've always said is that women never tell each other the truth, but it's very interesting.
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And like I said before, I'll read the chats that came up from before, guys, but we're going to go 20 and up from this point from before.
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Ladies, name three benefits that men get from being friends with women.
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Name three benefits that men get from being friends with women.
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And I think to make it spicier that they can't get from having guy friends.
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I think that the feminine energy brings nourishment, so like care.
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So what benefit are men going to get from a female friendship?
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Did you guys just not all rate each other nines?
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You're not giving two nines and shit on some honest feedback.
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Name one thing that men can get from being platonic friends with women that they can't get from being with their guy friends.
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So, they can get a woman's input on a situation they may have.
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Can you give me an example where a female's input is going to be more valuable than a male's?
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But I would just say, like, say if they're dealing with a female and they talk to their homeboys and the homeboy's like, oh, yeah, she's a hoe, she's this, she's that.
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But a woman is going to look at the actual potential or what she has to offer.
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Like women look at the details and men will never tell their homeboy the details in a woman.
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Do the details matter if the substance is fucked up?
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Just like making your house look beautiful, the details matter.
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But if the foundation is fucked up, would you care to even redecorate and put details in?
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What benefits would men get from being in a friendship platonic with a woman that they wouldn't get with having a guy friend?
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I thought you asked for three, but that's my one.
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I understand that this is a pretty tough question.
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If you're a friend or if that's your cup buddy, we're a safe space.
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Men is not going to have the same idea as another woman would.
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But I said platonically, which implies that they're only friends.
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You're naming some benefits that might come in a romantic relationship.
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I'm not speaking romantic, but, like, you can have a lady friend and just, like, pull up on her and just chill on some, you know, just some cool shit.
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Do you honestly think that you're fantastic friends with him?
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I don't know what it is, but I actually believe her, bro.
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If you call him right now and he's saying, see, do you try to say you're not attractive?
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Okay, so if you hit him up right now and say, you know what, why didn't anything serious ever develop from this?
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We're going to go ahead and call him right on air.
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Icy, get around here so that she can prepare her.
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Let's add one more layer, though, because she's a boyfriend.
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No, Ice is going to prepare on the side, and then we're going to come back and do it.
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So say that you broke up with him, and you're sad, because that's important, because he knows that she has a boyfriend.
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No, she's going to prepare you right now off here.
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Don't worry, she's going to tell you, just take your headphones off real quick, and she's going to walk with you, and she's going to get you prepared.
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One thing that's the benefit for the man in a platonic relationship with a woman.
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Personally, I don't really have guy friends like that.
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I feel like when I'm, like, real and just fully myself in front of, like, guys, like, because I just am your friend, that's when things start to, you know, they start to like me and I just...
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Yeah, like, I have fun when we first start being friends and it's just friends and then when it starts to be, like, awkward...
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What benefit does a guy get from being platonic friends with a girl that he otherwise would not get from being around his male friends?
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I mean, but like, honestly, I don't think men can talk to their other guy friends like emotionally.
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If I had to cry, it would be in front of my homeboys.
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So I feel like women give that emotional, like, empathy towards men.
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If a guy cried in front of you, would you actually respect him?
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If he crying on that shoulder, he's going to be crying inside that pussy later on that night.
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If he's doing that, you're going to feel sorry for him.
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You've got to understand where it's going to go.
00:32:11.000
So speaking for myself, I have something to say about every topic.
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So I think a man coming to me with any problems, he's gonna get feedback.
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And it's not just going to be like if he goes to his boys and they're just like listening, right?
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With a woman, he'd actually get feedback on what he's saying.
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So question, do you think, because a lot of times the things that stress guys out are inherently masculine problems that women don't necessarily deal with.
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Do you think you'd be able to properly advise a guy though, from a female perspective, knowing that we live way different lives?
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But I think from a female, absolutely you could.
00:32:45.000
Because, yes, we face different challenges, but just being able to give your point of view on the situation would help him be able to process it a bit differently.
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When, I mean, women, you know, I mean, I'll just say it.
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I think women live life on easy mode compared to men.
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So I would look at it like a woman dispensing advice to a man is like, alright, that sounds great, but you're playing on a different difficulty setting than I am.
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So it's like, is your advice going to be as, you know, is it going to allow as much practical use for a male?
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So respectfully, on the easy mode, I would disagree.
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I think as a woman, we process situations so much more than men do.
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That's why men are always saying, don't be overthinking all the time, right?
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And that's because we have a situation in front of us, and we tend to look at it from all spectrums.
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But do you process it logically or emotionally?
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Well, that's where it depends if you have that ability or not.
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As a woman and even men, right, we need to focus on emotional intelligence and being able to put aside that.
00:33:56.000
I would argue a big part of the reason why women has their ability to rationally think and make decisions based on logic and reason versus emotion.
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I believe if I'm thinking of a situation solely based on emotion...
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If you're thinking about a situation solely emotional, right, you're going to have a one-track mind on it.
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But if you are thinking it logically, that's when you start to overthink because you're looking at the details.
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I would say men are better at thinking things through rationally and logically than women are.
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I mean, maybe you're an exception to the rule, but in general, you know, women aren't deductive problem solvers like men are.
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And we have a bunch of body of evidence to show that.
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Like, I mean, you look at everything that's created in the world, look at everything that we have, all the modern conventions, it's all created by men.
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Typically when women get into the professional world, what do they do?
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They get into professions like yourself, where they're dealing with people versus things.
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I just want to say, to rebuttal off what you said, men do come up with situations, but it take you guys days to get the answer.
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When it comes to women, it take us literally two to three minutes to figure a situation out.
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Give me an example of a situation that a woman solves in minutes that a man takes days to solve.
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Give me an example that a woman can solve in minutes.
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So, for example, if we needed a schedule for the week, if we're going on vacation, who's going to take care of that, ladies?
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If it wasn't for women taking care of the details, men would be discombobulated.
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We have to take care of those details for you guys to move in a straight path.
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You're only allowed the privilege of taking care of details when the man creates the foundation.
00:36:04.000
Okay, but listen, if you pay for it, what the...
00:36:10.000
You can plan a vacation and go, but they ain't going to be sitting there like, well, what are we going to do next?
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You should have a good woman to save your pockets and she plans the things versus you going to buy a person...
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She's going to be spending all type of money on that damn trip.
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I could have just got to organize it and put me some goddamn...
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I feel like, personally, when I go on a vacation with a guy, I... I don't plan.
00:37:03.000
When they're in a long-term relationship, after the man has proved himself over a significant amount of time, then she says, you know what, let me plan something.
00:37:09.000
But the guy's already done a bunch of work to be in that position and created a foundation that I discussed before.
00:37:13.000
Now she has the privilege of hanging out with these details.
00:37:16.000
But what I'm saying, going back to the original discussion with you, is you're saying you can give your female perspective, but what I'm saying is, like I said before, does it make sense?
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Does it really benefit a man to get advice and or guidance from someone that lives an easier life, being honest here?
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I think it's dependent upon the man, whether or not that would be relevant to him.
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Do you believe in friendship before male and female, like honest friendship?
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And then what do you think a guy would get from benefit?
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Name three benefits a guy would get from being in a platonic friendship with you outside of a guy.
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So, I think that it just gives them more experience on how they should be treating women.
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I just have guy friends who treat me a lot better than my exes have.
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They want to see that thing really lit like that.
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I feel like the more girlfriends that a guy has, he just has more experience taking care of them.
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Do you think a man having a bunch of platonic female friends makes him more attractive?
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The guys that you're friends with that treat you well, did you have sex with any of them?
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And then the guys that didn't treat you as well, you definitely had sex with them.
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So you think it'll give him experience to be a nicer guy.
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There was a friend who ended up eating that motherfucking booty.
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I mean, only how I can see it if it's in a professional manner like on the job site or something like that.
00:40:15.000
I ain't talking to you outside of business or a job scenario.
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Man, I'm going to want to fuck that pussy because you give me some good information.
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It's going to take everything to another level.
00:40:43.000
So we're going to make the phone call right now, right?
00:40:53.000
So you're going to just hold it up to the microphone.
00:40:56.000
And then the girl's already instructed you what to say, right?
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And now put it right in front of the microphone.
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Put on speaker and then put it right in front of the mic.
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Nah, I mean, uh, I mean, you know, it's my nephew's birthday.
00:41:39.000
Well, I can't even set you up for the kill, my boy.
00:41:46.000
I got my mom around some cheeks, but I gotta end this car.
00:41:50.000
Uh, when I pop out, I'm getting, we popping out red.
00:42:43.000
We always talk about when our relationships is tripping.
00:42:54.000
Do you not talk to another female about what you got going on?
00:43:02.000
You don't have that comfort space to help your relationship.
00:43:05.000
He definitely would smash and give him an opportunity.
00:43:13.000
How many of you think he would definitely fuck if given an opportunity?
00:43:28.000
Okay, tell me why you guys don't think they would.
00:43:30.000
The rest of the girls seem to have some common sense.
00:43:49.000
A part of having a discussion and answering questions is having common sense and understanding the question.
00:43:54.000
I said assuming given the opportunity, which means your legs are open, would he fuck?
00:44:04.000
It's off of if he got the opportunity, do you think he would fuck?
00:44:09.000
I don't know him, so I cannot answer the question.
00:44:20.000
Now, explain to me why you don't think he would have sex with her.
00:44:22.000
I think sometimes it doesn't matter if the person has their legs open in front of you.
00:44:27.000
If you don't have the attraction, like, you won't smash.
00:44:36.000
He wanted to get it, you know what I'm saying, in there.
00:44:43.000
So you're saying that he wouldn't smash if given an opportunity?
00:44:56.000
So based on that conversation, you don't think he would try to hook up with her?
00:45:12.000
That's why they're giving each other bullshit ratings 9, 9.5, 10.
00:45:19.000
There's a term for that called dog shit advice.
00:45:30.000
Almost every time that we brought a girl on and she said, I have a guy friend and we made her call her guy, nine out of ten times a dude is trying to fuck her.
00:45:39.000
So, like, we talk like this behind, like, y'all backs.
00:45:43.000
We all know that every guy's gonna fuck their friend.
00:46:00.000
The reason why, and this might offend you ladies, but I'll just be honest, going back on what I said before is that women live life on easy mode.
00:46:06.000
Since you guys live life on easy mode, we don't really respect your struggle because your struggle is microscopic compared to ours.
00:46:12.000
Because fortunately, women have the privilege and the benefit of being able to say, you know what?
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And if you're pretty enough, you can actually enact that dream.
00:46:22.000
As a man, though, I can never say, I want to be a stay-at-home dad and have a bad bitch.
00:46:31.000
So since women have the ability to do whatever they want, whether they want to chase a career like yourself and get two master degrees or stay at home and be a mom, they have that choice.
00:46:41.000
That's why mansplaining and men being leaders and dominant, etc., We don't really respect the female experience because your guys' experience is much easier than ours, unfortunately.
00:46:50.000
So that's why having a female friend is absolutely useless because she can't identify with you on anything.
00:46:57.000
You said earlier, if you don't open up your legs, right?
00:47:00.000
Because intentions are deep down, I'm trying to smash.
00:47:04.000
I'm going to play cool, wait my time, find a weak spot.
00:47:16.000
If he was not fucking no other bitches for these eight years be different.
00:47:20.000
And if you fall into that line, they're going to fuck you too.
00:47:31.000
Because you never met one that just respected a friendship.
00:47:40.000
Seven out of the eight girls, I mean, sorry, six of the seven girls here think that he would try to fuck.
00:47:47.000
I mean, you want me to ask the almost 20,000 people that are watching us right now, ask them, what do you guys think?
00:47:52.000
They are going to think he's trying to fuck, too.
00:47:53.000
I mean, we all speak English and aren't retarded.
00:48:00.000
I'm trying to explain to the women, men don't see women as real friends because you guys don't really offer that much value from a friendship perspective.
00:48:12.000
With all the respect, it doesn't matter what you believe because it's the guy that's trying to fuck.
00:48:16.000
I mean, if you don't want to accept the truth, then that's fine.
00:48:18.000
But I guarantee every single one of you here on the panel has had a guy from before and ended up awkward.
00:48:22.000
He admitted he liked you or he tried to make a move on you later on and you're like, what the fuck?
00:48:25.000
You're too nice or maybe he might not be successful enough or he doesn't look the vagina the same way I do.
00:48:31.000
But either way, when girls put a guy in the friend zone, that dude is doing something wrong.
00:48:38.000
Does your man know that you have a guy best friend?
00:48:46.000
But listen, my thing is you have to believe that that can happen.
00:48:54.000
It can happen, but once again, intention doesn't change.
00:48:58.000
So why wouldn't you believe that this is a thing right now?
00:49:00.000
I believe that you're his friend, but he wants to fuck you.
00:49:06.000
But you have to meet him first and be like, oh, he don't want to fuck him.
00:49:12.000
He said in a nutshell, listen, I got some trouble.
00:49:18.000
Understand, if you said the same thing, you know what?
00:49:20.000
Let's meet up, get drunk, and have a good time.
00:49:42.000
How many of you guys think that men and women could be platonic friends?
00:49:46.000
How many of you think that men and women could be platonic friends?
00:49:54.000
But a bunch of you couldn't name anything that women provide as a platonic friend.
00:50:14.000
That Bahamian boy donates 20 bucks and goes, Hey Myron, I appreciate you a lot, man, but respect your work.
00:50:21.000
My friend just started dating a girl after a month of knowing her and now they're at two different colleges far away from each other.
00:50:28.000
She's going to get fucked by other dudes when you go to college.
00:50:32.000
If your girl goes off to college somewhere else, bro, it's a fucking wrap.
00:50:38.000
Cam Two Times goes, a woman asked me what body count makes a woman a 304.
00:50:44.000
They say a pussy has nine lives, then after the tenth, pussy is dead.
00:50:48.000
So ladies, what body count makes a woman a 304?
00:51:00.000
What number of sexual partners is too much for a woman that makes her officially transcend into whore space?
00:51:41.000
I mean, if it's 25 and have more than 30, that's a whore.
00:52:08.000
You're still judging, just at a different level.
00:52:13.000
I think once you hit the double digits, that's too much.
00:52:37.000
Personally, I don't ask people their body count.
00:52:39.000
Of course, but I'm saying, if it was this close to you, what number would make you say, oh, that's it.
00:53:23.000
I think this is an archaic question, but since I have to respond, I would say 69.
00:53:36.000
Okay, we talked about what body count is too much.
00:53:39.000
What do you think the average woman in America's body count is at 25?
00:53:48.000
And again, I want you to think of all the women that you know, whether family, friends, associates, colleagues, etc.
00:53:55.000
Compile all those women and think to yourself, okay, what is the average body count of a 25-year-old woman in the United States in 2023?
00:54:03.000
Obviously, this isn't a representation of your body count.
00:54:25.000
I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say like 25.
00:54:47.000
There's a lot of people that have zero, so I'm taking those into account too.
00:54:51.000
How many female virgins do you know personally?
00:54:59.000
Out of all the girls you know, you've only met one virgin.
00:55:02.000
But we're taking into account every 25-year-old, not just all the ones that I know.
00:55:30.000
Alright, so it's not too far off of what you guys think is too much.
00:55:34.000
Now, what do you think the average, you know, just to have fun with this, what do you think the average body count is for a man that's 25 years old?
00:55:45.000
Let me describe it because my women don't understand what an average man is.
00:55:52.000
Yeah, they ain't just all these memes walking around.
00:55:53.000
You ain't double-taking like, oh, he's handsome.
00:55:55.000
Like, that's the nigga that works at CVS. Right.
00:56:02.000
See, now, why y'all going in details with the man, but y'all ain't going in details with the woman?
00:56:11.000
A woman could work at CVS and have a haunted body.
00:56:16.000
The nigga's still gonna be there over in the back.
00:56:17.000
Let's exercise a little bit of critical thinking.
00:56:20.000
Do you think a girl that works at CVS, or even McDonald's for that matter, that's average looking, who do you think has more options?
00:56:34.000
Because most women don't know what an average man is because he's invisible to them.
00:56:38.000
Girls, no offense, are functionally retarded when it comes to opposite gender.
00:57:02.000
Girls make the mistake of thinking, oh, the guys that I'm attracted to are average.
00:57:07.000
No, most women that are average go for guys that are well above average.
00:57:51.000
I don't know what numbers y'all are saying, but I'm in college and I live in dorms and I see some crazy stuff from guys and girls.
00:57:59.000
But they average and work at CVS. Not the football players on the team.
00:58:15.000
No, no, because on college, social status means a lot.
00:58:18.000
So even if it's a regular shmegular motherfucker, but he's a frat boy, or he's on a team or whatever, that still matters.
00:58:25.000
You said he worked at CVS and he was regular and he was 5'8".
00:58:34.000
I simply gave a scenario and then she went ahead and reflected her own personal experience which doesn't reflect reality because she used a college campus and I rebutted that by saying, well, college campus is even more pronounced in the fact that social status means a lot in college campuses.
00:58:46.000
We're an average guy, that's 5'8", whatever, but if he's in a fraternity, that makes up for the deficit.
00:58:50.000
So social status plays a lot into college dynamics.
00:58:56.000
You can go ahead and use your college campus thing, but I guarantee those guys that you see smashing that are average probably have something.
00:59:01.000
They're on a team, they're on a fraternity, they have some kind of social club.
00:59:10.000
I mean, you don't know how that guy's past was.
00:59:33.000
If he's a six and he works at CVS and he's 25, he can buy six bodies a year.
00:59:42.000
So what's the total body count lifetime at 25 then?
00:59:48.000
So 18 to 25 or are you talking about his entire life?
01:00:06.000
If you're six and you work at CVS and you're 25, you ain't getting mad by like six.
01:00:17.000
You're saying six a year, you gotta put a number, okay, start a year to get to 25.
01:01:01.000
So, from the time he is 25, he works at CVS, he's a 5.
01:01:51.000
From the age of 18 to 25, and he works at CVS, and he never...
01:02:25.000
So you're saying that he fucks six girls from 18 to 25.
01:02:52.000
From 18 to 25, he ain't hitting up but 16 girls between that gap.
01:03:13.000
No, that's what I said in the beginning, but now it changed.
01:03:16.000
So are we incompetent, or is it that you're incompetent, and we just listen to your incompetency?
01:03:25.000
We're going off of what you told us, so we're the competent ones taking your crazy female math.
01:03:29.000
You're the incompetent one because you can't even describe the number.
01:03:55.000
What is the average body count of a 25-year-old guy that's average, you know, working a regular job?
01:04:01.000
All right, ladies, just so you know, one in three men between the ages of 18 to 30 hasn't had sex in a year and or is a virgin.
01:04:13.000
And then that doesn't account for all the guys.
01:04:15.000
That's not the guys that sit in their house all day and play video games, etc.
01:04:19.000
And then if you don't believe me, how many guys do you reject out of 100 guys that come up to you?
01:04:23.000
If 100 dudes came up to you, you guys reject most of them?
01:04:26.000
So you really think guys are getting these high body counts?
01:04:35.000
They're peeling their skin off their dick every night watching porn.
01:04:41.000
They sitting at home with 10 bottles of lube, got their feet cocked up on a goddamn bed, yeah, toes curled, peeling dick, you know what I'm saying?
01:05:11.000
The average motherfucker ain't getting no pussy.
01:05:14.000
For Puerto Ricans, they'd be like fucking anything.
01:05:44.000
You smash two dudes at a 5'8 making 30k a year?
01:06:11.000
She's starting to see the big lichens walking around and shit.
01:06:39.000
But aren't you like more spiritual, more like open to stuff?
01:06:56.000
Yeah, I went viral the last back-to-back weeks in a row.
01:07:02.000
Just giving out different content, doing podcasts and giving my talk.
01:07:04.000
And my real perspective on like, you know, Women and...
01:07:07.000
Because I lived a great life when it comes to that.
01:07:12.000
So I know a lot about women and different things.
01:07:18.000
Not a lot of people can come from my perspective and talk the way I do.
01:07:21.000
So when I say it, it's like shocking, but it's so pure and real that it's just people fucking with it.
01:07:27.000
I put myself in a position because I say a lot of real shit, but I'm willing to do that.
01:07:33.000
So I did one about BBWs because if you ladies don't know...
01:07:44.000
But to keep it real, so what it was, was I knew a girl that I do the podcast with, she told me that her ex-boyfriend, she called him on Instagram where you could see what they were doing, like you see the activity.
01:07:55.000
She's seen them liking a lot of big women's pictures.
01:08:03.000
Like, what the fuck is she doing liking all these big-ass women?
01:08:08.000
So, what it was was, and I told her, like, oh, you didn't know this.
01:08:15.000
A woman that's a little bigger, that pussy is nuclear good.
01:08:22.000
You put the honey bun in the microwave for 10 seconds, and you take it out.
01:08:30.000
They got an extra layer, extra goddamn juices coming down the thigh.
01:08:35.000
So we sneak around and fuck the big girl behind the back for the most part.
01:08:40.000
But women really don't know that, like regular women.
01:08:43.000
You know, it ain't big as hell, but y'all get it.
01:08:45.000
So, I had to inform the world of that, and I gave my appreciation out verbally, because we say it behind closed doors and do it.
01:09:00.000
That's why it's going so viral because everybody knows it from the women to the guys.
01:09:15.000
So that pussy still got that BBW pussy in there.
01:09:27.000
Oh, you cut that thing out so a nigga is nut all in you, huh?
01:09:29.000
She's like, hey, let me lock my booty cheeks in that motherfucker.
01:09:37.000
Before I play the clip, you said you had a question.
01:09:39.000
Does it have to do with this or something else?
01:09:44.000
I just wanted to know if all guys watch porn and if it impacts your sex life negative, if it's I could tap in with this real quick.
01:09:55.000
I haven't masturbated or watched porn in the last seven years.
01:09:59.000
I used that to my advantage and it actually changed my life.
01:10:01.000
So I always practice that and tell any kid out there, guys out there, get your ass out the basement, turn that shit off, don't jack off, go to the gym.
01:10:08.000
Because what happens is, let me go real quick with that.
01:10:10.000
What happens is now that I'm not masturbating, getting that nut off, I got to earn the nut, right?
01:10:14.000
So now I'm going to go work out, get buff, I look better to women.
01:10:18.000
I got to get my conversation up, my hilariousness up.
01:10:21.000
So when I run into women, they're going to give me that pussy and I earn that nut.
01:10:26.000
I can't cheat myself getting instant gratification.
01:10:36.000
Obviously, every guy has watched porn in the past.
01:10:42.000
I say all the time on the show, if you're a guy that wants to actually get women, Don't watch porn, make your own porn.
01:10:49.000
On that level, that means you have access, you become the man you need to be, and they want you as well.
01:10:53.000
The only thing I give a guy is like, okay, if you're out of town or something, you FaceTime a woman, you get nasty niggas FaceTiming because you're still interacting with a woman.
01:11:01.000
You're earning that still now because you've got a woman there.
01:11:15.000
Porn causes a lot of ED. Most guys are like, oh, I can't get up with a girl because you watch so much porn.
01:11:23.000
Shout out to our ninjas over at Blue Chew, man.
01:11:25.000
If you guys got erectile dysfunction, go ahead and get some Blue Chew.
01:11:29.000
Yeah, use the code FRESHFIT. Is it FRESHFIT? FRESHFIT. Yeah, FRESHFIT, guys.
01:11:35.000
Yeah, shout out to our ninjas over there at Blue Chew, man.
01:11:43.000
I'll tell you the truth though, a lot of guys, we love BBWs.
01:11:53.000
And the most important thing that probably most of us run into, that pussy be good.
01:12:03.000
If you had a honey bun, you'd put it in the microwave for like 10 seconds.
01:12:06.000
You'd take that bitch out and eat that motherfucker.
01:12:19.000
Did that pussy get wet when you heard me talking like that?
01:12:58.000
I'm not gonna knock people that do but uh I have a question.
01:13:12.000
I feel like you like a skinny mini because you feel like a thick woman would be too dominant for you.
01:13:28.000
So I want to know, do you like skinny mini or BBW? Why is it a skinny mini?
01:13:34.000
Why can't you just go to the gym and lift weights and be in shape?
01:13:41.000
I don't like a skinny mini or a BBW. I want a girl that's in shape that goes to the gym and lifts weights.
01:14:06.000
I just told you, I don't like, I've fucked fat girls before and I don't like it.
01:14:15.000
There's a lot of women in shape in different sizes.
01:14:17.000
No, if you're fat, you are by definition not in shape.
01:14:24.000
No woman should ever be over, I mean, unless she's like six foot tall.
01:14:28.000
Even if she's six foot tall, she shouldn't be over 170 pounds.
01:14:36.000
Any girl that's over 170 pounds is fat as fuck.
01:14:51.000
How you gonna tell a man what the hell he wants?
01:14:55.000
He didn't say like a model, thin, Victoria's Secret about to die eating a handful of kale every day.
01:15:02.000
But there's plenty of big women that's in shape.
01:15:05.000
You talking about China from goddamn wrestling big.
01:15:15.000
At the top of her, you know, drug use is probably maybe 160, 170 at the most.
01:15:21.000
And that's, she's damn near, no woman should ever, here's the thing.
01:15:25.000
A woman should never be fat and a girl shouldn't be over a certain weight.
01:15:28.000
Like, bro, like if a chick is close to 200 pounds, that's unacceptable.
01:15:41.000
It's a girl that goes to the gym that is within her body weight limit of her height.
01:15:46.000
There's no 270 chick ever that's going to look good.
01:15:49.000
I would argue there's no girl that's 200 pounds that's going to look good.
01:15:54.000
Well, I used to weigh 235 and I used to look like a meatball.
01:16:26.000
Because the thing is, girls will sit there and be like, oh, I look good.
01:16:34.000
That's just an excuse to be flabby and not be in shape and be heavy.
01:16:56.000
If you ever want these lying-ass women to be truthful with their ratings, have them write it down on a piece of paper so it's anonymous.
01:17:07.000
The only one worth cheating on my lady with is organics left and right in the Snow Bunny in Mexican, but not the old one.
01:17:18.000
I'm just watching this to watch y'all give these hoes L. Chris, hit me up when you need some baddies.
01:17:25.000
Segal goes, true rating and delusional, starting from Myron.
01:17:29.000
Okay, he gave you a 4, a 2, a 4, another 4, a 6 for you.
01:18:03.000
There's got to be some type of Caucasian man talking like that.
01:18:06.000
He's got to be working at the goddamn call center.
01:18:13.000
Sam Tech goes, as a car tech and construction man, I wouldn't build a house or be a man for a single hoe on this panel.
01:18:23.000
Cold Bud goes, these two girls to the left of Organic.
01:18:39.000
He started the wave of picking up whores in the Corvette on screen and now everybody is doing that.
01:18:52.000
Big C goes, to the two girls that said 50 body count at 25.
01:18:56.000
Shorty swallowed more wieners than Joey Chestnut in a hot dog eating competition.
01:19:00.000
Do you have anything you want to say back to them, ladies?
01:19:14.000
Yeah, no, no, for a girl's body count being too high.
01:19:27.000
I know a lot of girls that have, so that's my answer from that.
01:19:31.000
Well, he's trying to say that you guys are whores.
01:19:33.000
Do you have anything you want to say back to him?
01:19:39.000
You're not going to tell him he's wrong or something?
01:19:54.000
Ladies, don't be offended, but were you ever a side chick and did you or did you not know it at the time and would you be okay being your man's side chick?
01:20:12.000
Yeah, if I was, I didn't know, so that doesn't count.
01:20:21.000
You never said it was okay for, you never agreed to be a side chick?
01:20:29.000
Have you ever been a side chick to your knowledge?
01:21:19.000
Have you ever been a side chick to your knowledge?
01:21:26.000
You thought you were the main and then you found out later?
01:21:42.000
Have you ever suspected that you were a side chick then?
01:21:51.000
Do you ever regret anyone that you broke up with?
01:21:57.000
I think I learned something from everyone, but never regret.
01:22:01.000
Why'd you break up with the last guy, just out of curiosity here?
01:22:05.000
And I think when you're with somebody for a long time, you grow apart, right?
01:22:09.000
Like, yes, you grow together, but you become different people.
01:22:12.000
Okay, what was the stimuli that led you to grow apart?
01:22:14.000
Because girls like to say stuff like that all the time.
01:22:21.000
We met when we were in our 20s, then we were in our 30s.
01:22:28.000
And we just didn't have any similarities anymore.
01:22:36.000
Or is it that you became a different person and he never changed?
01:22:45.000
My mindset was about my career and my home and my family, and his mindset at that point was more about going out, meeting people, partying, and that was just the disconnect.
01:23:17.000
No, it's hard because everybody that hits me up, all the dudes, they're usually between the ages of 25 and 29.
01:23:30.000
So it's like rare if I get anybody that's my age or older.
01:23:33.000
But what I have noticed is the very few that are my age or older, they tend to be worse than the 20 year olds.
01:23:42.000
They already have a woman, or they're trying to make you a side chick?
01:23:47.000
No, I feel like they're living like if they're in their 20s.
01:23:56.000
If I had to guess, I think it's because they didn't do that shit when they were younger, right?
01:24:03.000
And now they're older, they got money, they still look good, so why not?
01:24:07.000
Do you think they could have done it when they were younger?
01:24:14.000
Yeah, if they're average, they weren't going to.
01:24:18.000
Do you think your career and your success has impeded your ability to find a man?
01:24:23.000
I think it helps me weed out the men from the boys, right?
01:24:42.000
Alright, so I'm looking for a man with ambition, right?
01:24:45.000
And a man with ambition is going to be an entrepreneur.
01:24:49.000
He's going to be making his own money, doing his own thing.
01:24:56.000
He may say he wants this, he wants that, but is he actually doing what he needs to, right?
01:25:02.000
The last dude I talked to, he was in his late 20s.
01:25:17.000
I mean, he had good opportunities land in his lap.
01:25:20.000
Sometimes he would take them some time he wanted to do in the future, but he never did anything to get there.
01:25:28.000
Okay, and we'll pull up that calculator here in a second.
01:25:41.000
Did you say earlier that you had guys that treated you bad?
01:25:45.000
I listen to everything you guys say, by the way.
01:25:53.000
Have you ever been a side chick to your knowledge?
01:26:16.000
And I gotta ask this, just because we're on this side chick conversation and girls want to sit here and kind of lie.
01:27:18.000
When's the last time that you hooked up with a guy?
01:27:24.000
You might ate some pussy, too, if you count that.
01:27:41.000
Is that like a sneaky link you met in Miami since you've been here?
01:29:21.000
So if I meet someone who is stupid, I don't want to spend my energy there.
01:29:25.000
But just so you know, as a woman, dick is a part of that.
01:29:35.000
A real good dick is better and more valued than a good pussy.
01:29:42.000
Okay, that's fine, but we're talking about not needing it.
01:29:48.000
A good dick is on a whole other scale to some good pussy.
01:29:51.000
And I can break it down for you if you want me to.
01:29:56.000
Okay, but we're saying if you fucking dick, it's very important that you get a good one.
01:30:01.000
I don't like to meet someone, but I just haven't.
01:30:06.000
When you say you don't need dick, are you talking about you don't need men?
01:30:09.000
Or are you saying like, actually like strictly like, women don't need penis?
01:30:28.000
Isn't it something like 90% of women can't come?
01:30:37.000
Wait, they can't hit a climax from penetration?
01:30:44.000
So, I want to be fair to say that if a man is able to make you climax, by definition, he's probably rare and apprised.
01:31:00.000
Alright, I think it's more of the emotional connection.
01:31:03.000
I'm a very passionate person, and I feel like...
01:31:13.000
She ain't running to enough ferocious monsters yet.
01:31:25.000
I feel like your, like, emotional, like, connection with somebody is gonna, like...
01:31:43.000
Yeah, well, I mean, that kind of just proves to my point even more that not only does he have to actually be attractive and, like, dick you down good, but he also has to build an emotional connection.
01:31:54.000
Did they build an emotional connection with you?
01:31:59.000
Like, I'm talking about, like, relationship-wise.
01:32:03.000
So they built an emotional connection with you first, and then they had sex with you and you would get off.
01:32:09.000
So by process of elimination, emotional connection doesn't get you off.
01:32:15.000
I mean, it's only been one person, like one person's been able to, to be honest.
01:32:21.000
Yeah, but you got an emotional connection with him and he couldn't even make you come.
01:32:25.000
So that means that emotional connection isn't that important to you like you think it is.
01:32:28.000
I mean, yeah, the one person I really had a strong, like, attraction to.
01:32:34.000
No, like emotional connection, like attraction.
01:32:38.000
So why didn't you correct me when I said he didn't?
01:32:47.000
I always have this conversation with women about, like, because pussy, they think they got good pussy compared to dick.
01:32:54.000
A guy with some good, strong dick, not a pussy for real, they're like, you know what I'm saying?
01:33:09.000
Having heavy machinery is not a great thing all the time.
01:33:12.000
You gotta get your CDL how to drive the semi-truck.
01:33:15.000
So, what I'm saying is, a woman plays Russian roulette every time she fuck a guy.
01:33:20.000
She don't know what she getting, when she getting, how you fucking, do you know how to kiss, do you know how to go slow, do you know what I'm saying?
01:33:29.000
So we're going to get our nut off every time, no matter fucking what.
01:33:38.000
So when a guy can make you cum, he got that good dick for real, he separated himself from the pack.
01:33:44.000
So when a guy know what he's doing, and he not a fuck pussy good, you can't compare that to a woman.
01:33:53.000
So when a guy really know what he's doing, he on a whole nother level.
01:33:57.000
Because you know, once I get her in that room, she gonna love me.
01:34:02.000
Is there a difference between good pussy and not good pussy?
01:34:05.000
It is, it is, but it really don't matter for the most part.
01:34:12.000
The best pussy in the world to any nigga, and watch everybody look at me, the best pussy in the world to any nigga is new pussy.
01:34:25.000
So this gonna hurt your heart, y'all, because y'all women don't know this.
01:34:36.000
So you could be fucking those beautiful girls in the world.
01:34:40.000
That new pussy come right, shit, a little ass, a little spread on that motherfucker.
01:34:48.000
A little organicism, but it's 100% real shit, and I want you ladies to live with that and understand that.
01:34:53.000
So when you're talking about, oh, I can fuck anybody, and I got some good pussy, you ain't going to guarantee to get off every time you fuck.
01:35:17.000
She asked me what's the difference between like a BBW and skinny girls, too.
01:35:24.000
Tell me, and I might just be, you know, feeling myself, but when a woman telling me, oh, I usually don't do this this fast, I believe them.
01:35:30.000
I'm not the regular motherfucker, so you probably do or don't.
01:35:34.000
Shit, I think you just pick me because I'm that nigga, you know what I'm saying?
01:35:39.000
So, like, don't think because you get fucked by somebody you're somebody special.
01:35:45.000
Find you a nigga that really gonna love you and be with you, treat you right, don't cheat on you, take care of you and your family.
01:36:10.000
It might be vulgar, it might be goddamn shocking, but it's for y'all.
01:36:16.000
So, real quick, because we're passing this out right now for the ladies, just to make things a little bit more uniform.
01:36:25.000
Okay, ladies, and whoever you don't have, we're going to get you yours right now.
01:36:32.000
Thumbs up if you agree, thumbs down if you disagree.
01:36:35.000
How many of you think you can sexually satisfy a man by yourself?
01:36:38.000
Thumbs up if you think you can, thumbs down if you don't think you can.
01:36:47.000
All of you think that you can sexually satisfy a man by yourself?
01:36:54.000
Yo, he literally just told y'all, the best pussy is what?
01:36:58.000
And all of you think you can still sexually satisfy a man by yourself?
01:37:12.000
How many of you think that most men will cheat if given the opportunity?
01:37:29.000
So by your own answers, you still think you can successfully satisfy a man by yourself?
01:37:38.000
But we say that he's not going to fuck with nobody else.
01:37:45.000
I mean, you would think, like, I'm asking, do I need to spell it out that much?
01:37:51.000
Okay, can you sexually satisfy a man by yourself?
01:37:53.000
So, I find it interesting that all of you said you think you can, and then by your own definition, by your own answers, you're like, oh yeah, men are going to achieve given an opportunity.
01:38:01.000
You're never going to sexually satisfy a man by yourself.
01:38:05.000
And the reality is, back to what he said, vaginas aren't really that different between girls.
01:38:10.000
So you want novelty, something new, and then, you know, depending on how cool she is, that will dictate how much you'll tolerate the new pussy.
01:38:19.000
Yeah, if they got something, they cool, they fuck you good, and they got a good personality, good energy, you'll fuck them more than just, you know what I'm saying, a random, that goes further, is that energy, and them there, that chill, and she know how to listen to you, she get your jokes and shit, then y'all fuck.
01:38:33.000
So I always tell girls, fuck me quick, get it out the way, because it don't matter.
01:38:40.000
So get out the way, get blessed, and then we proceed.
01:38:43.000
Because if we fucked good the first time, imagine what that 10th time going to feel like.
01:38:49.000
So how many of you guys kind of knew that, but you just didn't want to admit it?
01:38:55.000
All the girls here really think that they're special.
01:39:02.000
Sneeko goes, you did not bring the Saint and Senator Marquette Burton on.
01:39:08.000
Sneeko, Quackademics, and Zerka were all there with you guys.
01:39:16.000
Like, yo, we literally were so busy in Vegas, we barely had time to even do our after hours.
01:39:27.000
Like, bro, we were in Vegas for literally like 24 hours.
01:39:29.000
Again, you don't understand the behind the scenes, and we're super busy, we didn't do our second show.
01:39:34.000
Yeah, we could only do one podcast, the studio wasn't available.
01:39:37.000
Like, bro, like, what the fuck are you, like, some of you guys, like, are fucking dense, retarded, like, don't understand that there's other things that need to be done for us to even do a podcast.
01:39:44.000
It's not our studio, we're in someone else's house.
01:39:57.000
Please, Myron, come to Australia at Gold Coast.
01:40:48.000
Just so y'all know, we contacted everybody in Vegas.
01:40:50.000
They weren't available in the time slot that we had to actually use the studio.
01:41:03.000
It's just that they weren't free and we only were there for a period of time.
01:41:07.000
If we couldn't collab with them when we were in the city, more than likely they were busy or it just didn't line up.
01:41:15.000
Y'all gotta get some batter chicks for my guy Organic, but S, shout out to the ladies.
01:41:23.000
They can say shit like that, but it's like, bro.
01:41:27.000
You probably even pull a girl out here at the table, nigga.
01:41:47.000
If she was all outside the building, Housemaster says that to you.
01:41:53.000
Blue Jay Real Music says, top three first date spots to smash from Myron Fresh, Mr.
01:41:58.000
To answer the ladies, Gorgorgang, Fresh and Fit.
01:42:20.000
Man, you're impressed because I don't like fat girls, man.
01:42:27.000
I like to go to the movies on that first date to smash because you get to sit next to them and you can touch them and they don't stop you from touching them.
01:42:41.000
Is there anything you regret doing or not doing in a past relationship?
01:42:44.000
Fresh, whatever dinner plans or invite the shorty two down from us, Bic, we hope you're not a smoker like your name, but if you do, Fresh has got a BBC you can smoke.
01:43:07.000
Yeah, you can say no if you prefer Caucasians, that's cool too.
01:43:12.000
You never been with a black man, never had no black car?
01:43:16.000
You never had no big black dick teenager with the veins?
01:43:23.000
Okay, I ain't gonna lie, I thought you were a Knight Rider.
01:43:28.000
I legitimately thought you were David Hasselhoff in here.
01:43:39.000
This is how I know because I like white girls and I know how they move.
01:43:42.000
When white girls come to Miami, one of two things happens.
01:43:45.000
They either come here and get fucking culture shock.
01:43:48.000
No one here speaks English and it's a bunch of minorities and they run their asses in Fort Lauderdale or West Palm Beach.
01:43:56.000
And since you're still here after a week, that tells me that you like other men.
01:44:01.000
The guy you smashed a couple days ago, is he Spanish?
01:44:21.000
Would it be fair to say that he's racially ambiguous?
01:44:36.000
Hey, once you get some of that black dick, baby, it's gonna change your life.
01:44:39.000
You're hoping it's the right one, because you get the right one.
01:44:55.000
This is for the earlier stream with the couple, Rapal Masturbation.
01:45:01.000
The criticism directed at him was very much on point about most dudes out.
01:45:07.000
I'll say it again because our after-hours guys a lot of times don't watch the daytime show.
01:45:11.000
You can't be a bum and then expect your girl to follow your lead and submit to you.
01:45:17.000
You can't be broke and then be like, hey, I need you to make me a sandwich.
01:45:22.000
He understands he needs to improve, but he's telling her that she needs to follow his lead, but she's like, yo, nigga, I've got to make money for the family.
01:45:30.000
So, for all you guys that are watching out there, real talk, man.
01:45:32.000
If you're not making at least 100K, you can't really tell your girl shit in today's Danish, bro.
01:45:42.000
So, Housemaster says, I'm putting 20 bones on Velveta.
01:45:46.000
Why come to an opportunity of a lifetime to try to act like you're running things, Goofy?
01:45:58.000
I know this is an opportunity for me, and I'm a real CEO in real life, so the way I walk and the way I move and talk, it's a certain way, and I respect others.
01:46:09.000
So if I'm coming here and seeming like I'm trying to run shit, I'm not.
01:46:14.000
And she compromised when it's time to compromise, right?
01:46:22.000
This morning, Star, you can't give them everything she needs.
01:46:38.000
Naruto 2.0 says, why the fuck did girl 2 over from Myron look like Hoodrat Dominatrix versus Jinx from Pokemon?
01:46:52.000
Come get Pokemon, don't be that cheese, what else?
01:47:16.000
Now you know what you're going to be by Halloween.
01:47:27.000
I knew it was coming when I wore this yellow wig, but fuck it, it's Halloween.
01:47:47.000
What do these women think is going to happen if society regresses?
01:47:50.000
Shit, it's historic, and hard times are coming very soon.
01:47:57.000
Black women always shame or label in-shape women as skinny or a twig because all they know in their community is rikishi-looking cows.
01:48:23.000
Last questions, because I know some of y'all gotta take off, right?
01:48:46.000
And I wasn't aware that I would be here so late.
01:49:20.000
I am, but I ain't telling the world how much I weigh.
01:49:31.000
Any last thoughts, questions, comments, disagreements, whatever it may be?
01:49:54.000
We always say girls typically come in one ear out the other.
01:50:12.000
So, minimum age that he's gotta be and the max age.
01:50:33.000
Remember, this is your ideal man, by the way, that you would want to actually be with.
01:50:38.000
Not what you're settled for, because let's be honest, you got two maths degree, you ain't settling.
01:50:42.000
Okay, we're going to remove white and we're going to remove Asian.
01:51:17.000
We'll go with the bare minimum because this is bare minimum.
01:51:53.000
And, okay, you scored a four out of five cat backs.
01:52:03.000
And just so you know, this is so only about 1.159% of men fall into this category of what you want that meet your requirements.
01:52:12.000
And this is the most accurate assessment of men, by the way.
01:52:14.000
It comes from the National Health Survey and the U.S. Census Bureau.
01:52:17.000
So it's probably the most accurate representation of men in the United States.
01:52:20.000
So are you going to lower your standards knowing that your chances are about 1%?
01:52:23.000
No, because the guy I'm talking to right now meets all that criteria.
01:52:26.000
But the reality is, is he going to commit to you and give you marriage?
01:52:31.000
Yeah, we just started talking like a couple weeks ago.
01:52:55.000
But I'm saying, like, realistically, somebody that meets all my criteria does exist.
01:53:01.000
And that's not assuming that he's going to, like, actually marry you and give you a relationship.
01:53:08.000
And I would say guys that are in positions like that a lot of times don't commit.
01:53:17.000
And you're not going to lower standards, right?
01:53:27.000
I'm honestly still processing my Miami experience so far.
01:53:32.000
This is quite the way to kick off my Miami chapter.
01:53:41.000
I went to three points, which was considered partying.
01:54:08.000
Organic with a K instead of a C. One word straight across.
01:54:19.000
You know, go to my clothing line, OrganicLifestyle.com.
01:54:27.000
Organic Seeds of Greatness and you'll get my books.
01:54:29.000
It'll help you financially, mentally, and spiritually.
01:54:38.000
So pull up on us if you're in the network, man.
01:54:42.000
Guys, I know you guys might be over in the show early.
01:54:53.000
Actually, FedReacts on Sunday and then I'll be back on Monday with you guys.
01:55:03.000
I'm far away I just ran I ran all night and day