Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 17, 2019


#147 | Did you enjoy Parents Day yesterday?

Topics
Google Doodle Mother's Day dad fight stories pool jumping Proud Boys violence misunderstanding
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Mark Lamont Hill Gordon Poole Roger Stone Joey Coco Diaz Jake Ryan Katsu Chadwick Moore Nelson Mandela Tony Soprano John Joseph Trump Coco Dito Corstez Tit Lickers Gollum BetDSI Nordic Beast Antifa Optimus Prime Jim Jeffries Copper Cab Rosa Parks Adriana and 43 more
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1 hour and 2 minutes

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182.22

Word count

11,334

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1,178

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Misogyny

43

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396

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Hate speech

58

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On this week's episode, the boys talk about Mother's Day, John Joseph's new album, and what it's like to grow up in the Bronx. Also, we talk about a guy who thinks he's Mr. Spice, and how he thinks he could be a good beef eater. Also, the guys talk about how they got kicked out of a bar because they were too big for the bar and how they ended up getting into a fight with a man who was too short for them to fight. The boys also talk about John Joseph s new album "The Cro-Mags" and why he doesn't know how to rap like other rappers. And they talk about what it was like growing up in a Bronx orphanage and how it's okay to not be good at anything, because you were born in a place where rap is hard to rap. Enjoy the episode, and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts and leave us a rating and review! Subscribe, review, and tell us what you thought of the episode and what you think of it in the comments section below! Timestamps: 0:00 - Who do you think is the best rapper in the city? 5:30 - Who's better at rapping? 6:40 - Can you rap better than other rappers? 7:00- Can you be a beef eater? 8:20 - How do you rap like a bagpiper? 9:15 - What's your dad a good enough? 11:15- Who's your favorite rap artist? 12: Can you cook better than your dad? 13:30- What do you like about your mom? 14:40- What is your dad better than yours? 15: Is your dad good at cooking? 16:10 - What does your mom better than you? 17:20- What are you think you're good at rap? 18:00 19:10- What's a good bagpip? 21:10 22:40 23:30 27: What are your dad's biggest beef? 26:00 / 26: What would you eat? 25:00 | What's the worst thing you can you like to cook? 35:30 | Do you have a beef meal? 36:00 // 27:40 | Can you give me a steak? 37:20

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Did you enjoy Parents' Day yesterday?
00:00:04.000 I didn't know Parents' Day existed.
00:00:06.000 I thought it was Father's Day, but Google said it was Happy Parents' Day.
00:00:10.000 Oh, sheesh.
00:00:11.000 They had an irrelevant doodle.
00:00:13.000 A gender-free doodle. 0.74
00:00:17.000 What did they do for Mother's Day?
00:00:18.000 Look that up. 1.00
00:00:18.000 I bet you anything it was fucking tits and women and women kicking ass doing roundhouse kicks and making all the bacon and frying it up in a pan. 1.00
00:00:31.000 Driving a Jeep better than the dad. 1.00
00:00:33.000 Yeah.
00:00:33.000 Best mom ever, you guys.
00:00:38.000 Was there stuff?
00:00:39.000 What does it say?
00:00:41.000 Looking it up here?
00:00:41.000 Why are you making those sounds?
00:00:43.000 I just ate some real hot stuff.
00:00:46.000 You're one of those guys.
00:00:48.000 Sometimes. 1.00
00:00:49.000 One of those guys that thinks he's Mr. Spice, and then you fucking ruin your dinner, and you're sitting there going, oh shit. 1.00
00:00:58.000 Oh my god, that's really, really hot. 1.00
00:01:01.000 It's part of the thrill, man.
00:01:03.000 Yeah, it's like being a dry drunk.
00:01:07.000 What is taking you so long?
00:01:08.000 It's hard finding... Just look up, what was the Google Doodle on Mother's Day?
00:01:13.000 What are you looking up?
00:01:15.000 Various things.
00:01:16.000 It's a mother duck.
00:01:18.000 It's like an active, like you could press play on it.
00:01:20.000 So it plays out this mother duck and a bunch of little ducklings.
00:01:23.000 It's definitely not a male.
00:01:26.000 It's definitely not a Drake.
00:01:27.000 No, yeah, it's a female. 0.98
00:01:28.000 But male ducks don't walk with their ducklings.
00:01:31.000 That's true.
00:01:31.000 But the androgyny is there with an animalness.
00:01:35.000 So it was big time Mother's Day.
00:01:36.000 I saw one, John Joseph is the singer for this punk band, The Cro-Mags, and I follow him on Instagram.
00:01:43.000 Even though I'm banned, I have a secret way of getting in, guys.
00:01:47.000 You can't stop me.
00:01:51.000 And he put up some picture, some woman, and had written an article about how we have to abolish Father's Day because it's offensive to non-binary fathers, trans fathers, and single mothers. 1.00
00:02:09.000 I don't know what the fuck a trans father is. 1.00
00:02:11.000 Is that a single mom, lesbian, who cut her tits off? 1.00
00:02:15.000 I think it's Optimus Prime's dad. 1.00
00:02:20.000 That sounds like a rap line.
00:02:21.000 I got more something than Optimus Prime's dad.
00:02:24.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:02:26.000 I got more balls. 1.00
00:02:28.000 Call me a trans father. 1.00
00:02:30.000 I'm on a transmission. 0.99
00:02:31.000 I got mad balls. 0.97
00:02:34.000 Wow, you grew up in the South Bronx, the boogie down Bronx, the home of rap. 1.00
00:02:39.000 And you suck. 1.00
00:02:40.000 Yep. 1.00
00:02:44.000 So yeah, John Joseph's response was, he grew up in the streets of New York. 1.00
00:02:48.000 Fucking an orphan going from foster home to foster home. 1.00
00:02:51.000 She's like, shut your fucking yap. 1.00
00:02:53.000 Actually, I'll tell you. 1.00
00:02:54.000 Wait a sec.
00:02:54.000 That doesn't even make sense.
00:02:55.000 Motherfuckers. 1.00
00:02:57.000 What? 1.00
00:02:57.000 So. 1.00
00:02:58.000 What's up?
00:02:58.000 You were born in England.
00:03:01.000 Does that make you like you'd be a good beef eater?
00:03:04.000 Or if you're born in Scotland, is your dad a good bagpiper? 0.55
00:03:08.000 He should be.
00:03:08.000 I don't think that makes sense.
00:03:12.000 Makes sense to me.
00:03:13.000 Maybe, you know, a lot of people from South Bronx weren't good at rapping, but they could hold a boombox.
00:03:17.000 Okay, how about this?
00:03:19.000 You were born, why aren't you good at anything?
00:03:21.000 Alright, that's fair.
00:03:22.000 Okay.
00:03:23.000 Because I was born in the Bronx.
00:03:25.000 That's why.
00:03:27.000 Can you fight?
00:03:28.000 I don't know.
00:03:29.000 Nobody... Maybe.
00:03:35.000 You got in a fight the other day with that dude.
00:03:38.000 Who?
00:03:39.000 That guy that took you outside.
00:03:40.000 What was that story at the bar?
00:03:43.000 That wasn't the other day.
00:03:43.000 That was like over last summer.
00:03:46.000 What happened there again?
00:03:48.000 He was mocking me because I was getting kicked out because me and him were yelling.
00:03:51.000 He butted into my conversation and said, I'm going to wait for you outside.
00:03:56.000 I'm excited for this.
00:03:57.000 He's taller than me.
00:03:57.000 So I was like, but I know I could take him because he's lanky and he's a beta.
00:04:00.000 How'd you know?
00:04:01.000 Because you just said you don't know if you're good at fighting.
00:04:04.000 Well I know what I can accomplish when like I look at a certain person but you know and that person just like stumbled into my realm.
00:04:12.000 I don't pick fights so I was like I sized him up and I was like I could definitely handle this.
00:04:17.000 So I know what I'm capable of physically to some degree but I don't know.
00:04:22.000 Okay so what happens next?
00:04:26.000 Um, I tell him I'm gonna, well, first of all, he butted into my conversation.
00:04:29.000 Um, it was a really weird fight.
00:04:33.000 And, uh, I'm yelling at him and the bard back comes up to me. 1.00
00:04:36.000 We're outside.
00:04:37.000 He's like, hey, you gotta leave.
00:04:38.000 For some reason, he comes up to me like the short guy.
00:04:40.000 Yet again, the cops arrested me when I fought Antifa.
00:04:44.000 And the guy that I was fighting was like a Nordic tall man.
00:04:47.000 And they always come to me like I'm the problem starter.
00:04:51.000 So then I'm getting kicked out and he's smiling at me like the Joker.
00:04:54.000 He's like, oh, what's the matter?
00:04:56.000 You gotta leave?
00:04:56.000 Oh, you gotta get kicked out?
00:04:58.000 He's like taunting me.
00:04:59.000 This is upstate New York?
00:05:01.000 Yeah, New Paltz.
00:05:03.000 Super liberal college town.
00:05:05.000 Is he a super liberal college kid?
00:05:07.000 Oh yeah! 0.99
00:05:07.000 Yeah I was talking about Trump or like something vaguely misogynistic to one of my friends and uh out of nowhere this this chick is like like oh yeah I bet you got a small dick and I was turning around I was like excuse me and I was like and then she kept saying that I was like I have a picture you want to see it she's like no and then her guy friend says I'll see it I bet it is small I was like okay 0.99
00:05:31.000 And I was like, all right, press unlock on my phone. 0.97
00:05:33.000 It's right there.
00:05:34.000 Press the one button and it'll unlock it and you can see it.
00:05:36.000 You do it if you want to see it so bad.
00:05:37.000 He's like, I'm not going to press the button.
00:05:39.000 I mean, I'll look at it. 0.97
00:05:40.000 But I was like, then shut up. 0.95
00:05:42.000 And I'm yelling at him.
00:05:43.000 Then that's when the bar guy comes in.
00:05:44.000 So anyway, he's taunting me. 0.99
00:05:45.000 How is your dick, by the way? 1.00
00:05:47.000 Uh, I like it. 1.00
00:05:49.000 Size wise?
00:05:49.000 Good ratings.
00:05:50.000 I get good ratings.
00:05:51.000 Okay.
00:05:52.000 Cause you know, that's an, they were, there was an Asian attack.
00:05:54.000 You were being attacked for being Asian. 1.00
00:05:56.000 It was a small dick. 1.00
00:05:56.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:05:57.000 Isn't that funny how liberals they're going after.
00:05:59.000 Yeah.
00:05:59.000 Yeah.
00:06:00.000 Oh, they do that all the time. 0.93
00:06:01.000 Like when there was the black ice agents, they're calling them the N word.
00:06:04.000 Right.
00:06:05.000 And then when there were those, uh, Hispanic Marines that they thought were proud boys and they were yelling, uh, calling them spic and wet back. 0.99
00:06:12.000 Oh, that's right.
00:06:13.000 And then they started attacking them.
00:06:14.000 They're going to jail for that.
00:06:15.000 Those are serious charges.
00:06:17.000 Huh?
00:06:17.000 They started beating and the Marines just stood there.
00:06:20.000 I don't know why the Marines wouldn't just kick their ass stay on the ground, but they They they attack physically attacked and racially Epitheted to Marines because they thought they were proud boys and they were just these guys were just like having their day off In DC ready to relax. 0.98
00:06:36.000 Do they ever tell you do they ever attack a non-minority? 0.99
00:06:39.000 It's like the Jewish guy from Night of Freedom. 0.99
00:06:41.000 Yeah, like They're bad at that
00:06:45.000 And all the other ones you just mentioned. 0.71
00:06:46.000 And then the few times they are attacking an actual white person, you find out later that that guy's married to an Asian or a black person or a squaw, in my case. 1.00
00:06:57.000 So, then what happens? 0.91
00:06:58.000 Then you get thrown outside.
00:07:00.000 Yeah, I told them I was going to wait outside, so I'm smoking a cigarette, just bullshitting with one of my buddies, like right outside of the gate.
00:07:07.000 And the guy hears me like he opens the door.
00:07:09.000 He's like, dude, I can hear you.
00:07:10.000 You got to like, you can't just wait outside for him.
00:07:12.000 I was like, all right, I'll just wait in front.
00:07:13.000 So I just sit there and I was waiting in front for the guy to leave.
00:07:17.000 So he leaves.
00:07:19.000 How soon after does he leave?
00:07:20.000 I don't know.
00:07:20.000 I was real drunk.
00:07:21.000 So maybe like 20 minutes.
00:07:25.000 I think it was about 20 minutes.
00:07:25.000 So we're in the front of Snuggs, this bar in New Paltz, and then he comes walking out.
00:07:30.000 I take off my jacket, put it on like a post, you know, traffic meter thing.
00:07:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just something there.
00:07:37.000 And I was like, all right, are we gonna do this?
00:07:39.000 He's like, do what?
00:07:40.000 I was like, no, dude, get mad.
00:07:42.000 All right, get mad the way you were mad before.
00:07:44.000 What are you talking about?
00:07:46.000 I made it very clear. 1.00
00:07:46.000 I was like, I'm going to wait for you outside and I'm going to punch you in the face. 1.00
00:07:50.000 I said that to him. 1.00
00:07:51.000 Like, those are my words.
00:07:52.000 And he was like, yeah, all right.
00:07:54.000 So he knows what I'm talking about.
00:07:55.000 He didn't forget.
00:07:55.000 He was like, what?
00:07:57.000 What are you talking about?
00:07:58.000 As I'm talking to him? 1.00
00:08:00.000 The girl, small, you have a small dick girl from my left, throws a punch at my head and hits me in the fucking side of the head. 1.00
00:08:05.000 This is a pattern that is a couple years old of these women ready to throw down. 1.00
00:08:11.000 It's these fucking stupid action movies. 1.00
00:08:13.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:14.000 So she superwomans me in the side of the head, punches the patriarchy in the side of its Chinese head. 1.00
00:08:18.000 Did it hurt? 0.98
00:08:20.000 I don't know.
00:08:21.000 No, it never does. 0.99
00:08:22.000 I turned to her and I was like, that was pathetic. 0.99
00:08:24.000 And then she tried to hit me again. 1.00
00:08:25.000 I put my arm up to block it.
00:08:27.000 Didn't like no for it literally was this much velocity.
00:08:30.000 Just put my arm up and people can't see you, but right.
00:08:33.000 Ryan is lifting his arm up.
00:08:34.000 Just lift my arm up just to block the punch. 0.83
00:08:36.000 And he's like, don't touch her.
00:08:37.000 And instead of punches, punching me, he grabs my shirt.
00:08:40.000 So that's his in now that I'm like, now that he has a reason, quote unquote, a reason to like touch me, he grabs my shirt and starts wrestling with me. 0.98
00:08:49.000 You know, so he didn't, he wasn't in a rush to punch me or anything, so now we're on the ground, wrestling, and I finally get, like, he's lanky and tall, so I finally get position over him, and I got him, like, kind of in a headlock, and I hear somebody else, not the woman, another one of his friends go, oh, fuck this, and he starts punching me in the back of the head. 0.98
00:09:08.000 Wait a minute, sorry. 0.95
00:09:09.000 Who's punching in the back of the head?
00:09:10.000 Just some other guy!
00:09:11.000 Just some random dude.
00:09:12.000 Yeah! 1.00
00:09:13.000 And he said, oh fuck this. 1.00
00:09:14.000 Oh fuck this what? 1.00
00:09:15.000 Your friend's losing a fair fight? 1.00
00:09:17.000 He's taller than me, asshole. 1.00
00:09:19.000 Anyway, so then that's happening. 1.00
00:09:21.000 She's probably kicking and punching me too. 1.00
00:09:22.000 I don't know what.
00:09:23.000 And then, so I still got him in the headlock and the cops are there and I don't notice this.
00:09:28.000 And so we get on our feet and I'm still holding him in a headlock and they're trying to pull me off.
00:09:32.000 And I have his head in a headlock still cradled in my left hand, my left arm.
00:09:38.000 And as we're getting to our feet, I just see his face just wide open, and he thinks the fight's over.
00:09:42.000 Oh, cops are here, you know, fight's over, so he lets go of me.
00:09:45.000 And I just, like, in that one second, I just mash his, like, it's almost like you're holding a baby.
00:09:50.000 And I just, like, downward like this.
00:09:52.000 And you know what's great about that, too, is, like, if you punch someone that's just standing there, the head goes back into the air, and there's some recoil.
00:10:00.000 This, the head has nowhere to go.
00:10:02.000 It's just wrestled in your nook.
00:10:03.000 It just bounces off of my nook and back into my fist, probably, if you were to slow-mo it.
00:10:08.000 It's like a garlic press or something.
00:10:10.000 Yeah.
00:10:10.000 Before that Antifa fight, when I punched that Nordic Beast Antifa guy, I thought that was the best punch I ever landed.
00:10:16.000 No, this was like the only punch that's ever happened.
00:10:19.000 It favored his right eye, but just crushed his nose. 0.98
00:10:23.000 It was fucking awesome. 0.98
00:10:23.000 And I didn't get arrested. 0.98
00:10:24.000 So you probably gave him a black eye and possibly broke his nose.
00:10:28.000 Yeah, I was looking up a Snugs fight all over the internet that day, because I wanted to see that so bad.
00:10:35.000 And I was outnumbered.
00:10:36.000 I was sucker punched.
00:10:37.000 You know, the guy was taller than me.
00:10:40.000 It was a victory.
00:10:41.000 So I consider that a win. 1.00
00:10:42.000 Well, you got some pretty good pipes for a pussy loser. 1.00
00:10:46.000 Yeah, I like to work out. 1.00
00:10:48.000 Do you?
00:10:48.000 Is that why?
00:10:49.000 Yeah, probably.
00:10:52.000 That's like the best impression I've ever heard.
00:10:57.000 I like working out.
00:10:57.000 Okay, so it was an article and it was written by Daniela Herzog.
00:11:02.000 God, I hope she's not related to Werner Herzog.
00:11:04.000 And it's in College Kid.
00:11:07.000 It's a College Kid tweet.
00:11:10.000 And the title is, Should Father's Day Be Banned Because It's Disrespectful To Single Mothers And Same-Sex Couples?
00:11:16.000 And then the tweet is, Father's Day Is So Offensive To Same-Sex Parents And Single Mothers, Stop The Patriarchy And Ban Father's Day.
00:11:24.000 Yes All Women Feminism. 1.00
00:11:26.000 What is a yes all women? 0.97
00:11:28.000 Yes all 3.6 billion of them?
00:11:30.000 Yes what?
00:11:32.000 They barely, what do they have in common? 0.99
00:11:33.000 And now that you change gender and they don't even have pussies in common, then what are, what does all women mean? 0.98
00:11:39.000 It's like reparations. 0.99
00:11:40.000 They say, okay, we'll give them to the black ancestors of slaves. 1.00
00:11:43.000 You can sort of figure that out.
00:11:45.000 But when you say all, believe all women, you just told me a woman is anyone who identifies as a woman.
00:11:50.000 So you've cast a rather large net here. 0.99
00:11:53.000 So John Joseph is like, my thoughts shut the fuck up and go away. 1.00
00:11:57.000 As someone who never had a father because he was a piece of shit. 1.00
00:12:01.000 Happy Father's Day tomorrow to all the dads who stepped up and raised their kids. 1.00
00:12:05.000 This wackadoo didn't say shit on Mother's Day. 0.99
00:12:08.000 Think she'd read Meat is for Pussies if I sent her a copy? 1.00
00:12:11.000 He wrote a book called Meat is for Pussies. 0.99
00:12:12.000 He's a big vegetarian dude. 0.99
00:12:15.000 I'll pay the shipping.
00:12:17.000 I love wackadoo. 0.93
00:12:18.000 Yeah, that's like a murderer.
00:12:20.000 Not that John Joseph is a murderer, but that's, you know, the way murderers talk where they're kind of nice.
00:12:24.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:12:24.000 Like, you're being silly. 0.99
00:12:25.000 This bonehead. 1.00
00:12:27.000 Hey, this guy's a real hothead. 1.00
00:12:29.000 That means he's killed 13 people. 1.00
00:12:33.000 This guy's kind of an ass. 1.00
00:12:34.000 Whoa. 1.00
00:12:35.000 This guy was a little bit disrespectful.
00:12:37.000 That means his whole family's dead.
00:12:40.000 Did you see Coppercab's tweet about Father's Day? 1.00
00:12:42.000 Wait, conversely, conversely, when someone's like, what up motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you, your whole family's dead, I'm a psycho, you messed with the wrong person, you're a dead man, have fun dying, all that, then you know, whew, I'm not in trouble. 1.00
00:13:01.000 This person won't shut up. 1.00
00:13:02.000 Like fucking Coco Dito Corstez. 1.00
00:13:06.000 What's his name? 1.00
00:13:07.000 Joey Diaz.
00:13:07.000 Joey Diaz?
00:13:09.000 After I made fun of Ralphie Mae and I said, I said, way to go, Ralphie Mae. 1.00
00:13:16.000 You did so much opioids that you took away a child's father, you self-indulgent fat pig. 0.99
00:13:22.000 Because I heard that he OD'd from his wife. 1.00
00:13:25.000 And he was a drug guy.
00:13:26.000 He was a pill head.
00:13:26.000 And you don't do pills when you have kids.
00:13:29.000 Father's Day.
00:13:30.000 And so I made some joke about that, like, hope you like heroin better than being a dad. 1.00
00:13:35.000 Have fun in hell. 0.97
00:13:36.000 And Joey Diaz, why do I think his name is Coco? 0.97
00:13:40.000 It's Joey Coco Diaz.
00:13:42.000 Joey Coco Diaz.
00:13:45.000 He tweets me from L.A.
00:13:47.000 He goes, look, I heard that you're a gentleman from my boy Rogan, so...
00:13:55.000 Probably gonna take it easy, but if you ever disrespect my friend Ralphie Mae again, we're gonna have a problem.
00:14:03.000 And it was, I can't remember exactly what I said, but it was something like, hey Coco, Tony Soprano doesn't tweet.
00:14:11.000 You don't leave a paper trail.
00:14:13.000 Right.
00:14:13.000 Like a tweet.
00:14:15.000 Your Honor, this man had been threatening me way before the stabbing attack.
00:14:20.000 We can see here documentation of him warning me that he's going to be stabbing me at any moment.
00:14:26.000 It's a very difficult situation.
00:14:27.000 I'm gonna send her a tweet. 0.99
00:14:29.000 Hey, if you don't pay me back these gambling bills, I'm gonna fuckin' bury you. 1.00
00:14:34.000 Shut this up with Big Pushy. 1.00
00:14:36.000 He didn't retweet me. 0.99
00:14:37.000 He didn't even fuckin' like it. 0.92
00:14:39.000 Who's the chick who was being tapped? 1.00
00:14:41.000 Adriana?
00:14:42.000 Adriana was talking to the feds.
00:14:45.000 Tweet. 1.00
00:14:46.000 If anyone sees Adriana, fuckin' bury her up to her neck. 1.00
00:14:49.000 She's fuckin' dead. 1.00
00:14:51.000 Tweet. 1.00
00:14:52.000 Joey Coco Diaz.
00:14:53.000 We had these blue stars that were phenomenal.
00:14:58.000 Bro, they were outrageous.
00:14:59.000 We would go down there in the Bronx and we would get these little nickel bags.
00:15:02.000 He's hilarious though.
00:15:03.000 He's a funny guy.
00:15:04.000 But to say if you ever make fun of him again, it's like there's kind of no opportunity for you to do so ever again.
00:15:09.000 He's passed away.
00:15:10.000 Yeah.
00:15:11.000 Well, I did this right after he died and he's in the news.
00:15:14.000 This is a thing that goes on with New Yorkers when they go to L.A.
00:15:18.000 L.A. 1.00
00:15:18.000 people are fucking boring losers. 1.00
00:15:23.000 L.A. 1.00
00:15:23.000 is you see people don't don't meet each other. 1.00
00:15:26.000 They just drive to the bar.
00:15:27.000 So that's why they dress so bad too. 1.00
00:15:29.000 In New York it's so packed that you wear one stupid thing and people go what? 1.00
00:15:34.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:15:35.000 What are those? 1.00
00:15:37.000 Dude, what are your shoes? 1.00
00:15:38.000 You look like a gay crossing guard. 1.00
00:15:41.000 Why do you have fluorescent yellow shoes on? 0.99
00:15:43.000 Is that so people can see you tap dance better?
00:15:45.000 And you never wear those again because you learn your lesson. 0.99
00:15:48.000 People break your balls on a regular basis. 1.00
00:15:50.000 Look at what the fucking cat dragged in. 1.00
00:15:53.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:15:54.000 What are you wearing? 1.00
00:15:56.000 Yeah.
00:15:56.000 And then you can just go right back home and
00:15:59.000 Change.
00:16:00.000 Are you trying to get into the strokes via a time machine?
00:16:03.000 A t-shirt and a blazer?
00:16:04.000 Dude!
00:16:06.000 You look like a magician!
00:16:07.000 Um...
00:16:10.000 But L.A.
00:16:11.000 people don't get that, right? 1.00
00:16:12.000 And they're all pussies and conformists. 1.00
00:16:14.000 So right now the hot look in L.A. 0.99
00:16:16.000 is Ellen, Sacha Baron Cohen, Nate Barsgate, whatever his name is.
00:16:21.000 All the comedians, they wear these tapered little pants from J.Crew.
00:16:27.000 White tennis shoes, like Ellen told them to wear.
00:16:30.000 And then maybe a striped shirt and then a little J.Crew bomber.
00:16:34.000 A little zip-up bomber.
00:16:37.000 They all dress the same and I remember last year everyone looked like an agent, a CAA douche.
00:16:42.000 It's too hot there to wear a suit so they'd wear a navy blue dress shirt with kind of rolled up on the sleeves and then the same tapered pants and then just like those fucking annoying dress shoes that are kooky you know the ones that have like a red sole but they're orange or something or they're soft gray but the sole is fluorescent yellow.
00:17:03.000 That was the look that year, and they all dress the same. 0.99
00:17:06.000 Every meeting, it looks like we're in Soviet Russia for fucking weak hipsters. 1.00
00:17:12.000 Um, so anyway, they're boring and they don't know how to riff and they, oh, they're so fucking phony too. 0.99
00:17:18.000 The hugging and the telling you, you look amazing. 1.00
00:17:21.000 Then you get back to the mirror and you go, what the fuck? 1.00
00:17:23.000 They lied. 1.00
00:17:24.000 I look like shit. 1.00
00:17:26.000 Um, and the hugging, like when they hug you, they hug you like you were rumored to be dead for the past 16 years and you actually just emerged from the mountains with amnesia. 1.00
00:17:38.000 And they're like, I'm your actual sister.
00:17:40.000 You don't remember me?
00:17:41.000 Hold, hold.
00:17:44.000 It's just insincere.
00:17:46.000 So anyway, New Yorkers go down there and all of a sudden there's character and color.
00:17:53.000 Plus, whenever they hear that accent, they think, oh, this is Tony Soprano's boys.
00:17:57.000 These guys used to be enforcers for the mob.
00:17:59.000 These guys are in organized crime.
00:18:01.000 And I think it goes to a lot of New Yorkers' heads down there.
00:18:03.000 They're like, yeah, look, I don't like talking about it.
00:18:08.000 Let's just say I made a lot of mistakes in my life. 0.99
00:18:12.000 A lot of heavy fucking mistakes. 1.00
00:18:15.000 And then they own a pizza fucking stand. 1.00
00:18:18.000 He's the real deal. 0.99
00:18:20.000 And then you go down there and the guy's like, oh, you're also from New York?
00:18:25.000 Yeah, I grew up in Killer Queens.
00:18:27.000 And you're like, yeah, I get my submarine sandwiches there.
00:18:31.000 And you go, you know that your accent is not interesting to me, right?
00:18:36.000 Like it's every second person I know has that exact accent.
00:18:41.000 It's not scary.
00:18:42.000 You're not gonna out New York me.
00:18:44.000 Yeah.
00:18:45.000 Yeah, you don't sound like you come from New York.
00:18:48.000 Yeah, well, your accent, by the way, is on the way out.
00:18:51.000 Yeah, it's sad, though.
00:18:53.000 It is.
00:18:54.000 Joey Ramone, I was surprised, you know, for doing the history of punk.
00:18:58.000 I've had to see a lot of him talking.
00:18:59.000 And man, I forgot his voice sounded that way.
00:19:02.000 He's like a real New York kind of guy.
00:19:06.000 Kind of slows it down a little bit.
00:19:08.000 Yeah.
00:19:09.000 I like that New York talk.
00:19:10.000 That was like 70s Queens. 1.00
00:19:13.000 You're supposed to be dumb for some reason. 0.99
00:19:15.000 I don't really know what anyone's talking about. 1.00
00:19:19.000 I just been like doing my thing.
00:19:21.000 And I wash my socks in the sink after every show.
00:19:24.000 I keep my head down.
00:19:27.000 Yeah.
00:19:28.000 I don't want no trouble.
00:19:33.000 I'm just trying to be...
00:19:36.000 Oh, remember you were talking about like, you know, like the chicken hawk thing, like when you talk a big game and that's probably, like, remember that little Xan clip?
00:19:44.000 Where he pulls out the gun?
00:19:44.000 Yeah.
00:19:45.000 Yeah.
00:19:46.000 It's like that.
00:19:47.000 Yeah, sure.
00:19:48.000 Don't bring up video clips on a podcast, please.
00:19:51.000 What was the Father's Day tweet, whatever you were talking about?
00:19:54.000 Oh yeah, this is from Copper Cab.
00:19:56.000 He says, I haven't talked to you or heard from you in years.
00:19:59.000 You may be somewhere on drugs and you have strayed from a good path, but you're still my father and without you I wouldn't be here.
00:20:05.000 Hopefully you find peace someday.
00:20:06.000 Doubt you'll come across this, but if you do, happy Father's Day.
00:20:09.000 Wait, I thought he said his parents are dead. 0.99
00:20:12.000 No, you know, from your quote, your father left because you're a loser and your mom died of shame. 0.99
00:20:17.000 So the mother's passed away from what we could assume is shame. 0.98
00:20:22.000 And then the father has left.
00:20:23.000 So this is, I thought it was a pretty nice, solid tweet.
00:20:25.000 Guys, if you're at home and you have a dad that walked out on you, I want you to know what you already know, which is it's your fault.
00:20:35.000 You either weren't cute enough as a baby, or if you were older, you were annoying, but
00:20:41.000 Whatever the reason, it's on you. 1.00
00:20:44.000 And if your parents are divorced, kids, I want you to know you drove them apart with your constant whining and bullshit, okay? 1.00
00:20:51.000 So it's time to look in the mirror and sort of do an overview, an audit of your shitty attitude because it's ruining lives. 1.00
00:21:01.000 I feel bad. 0.94
00:21:02.000 I retweeted it because I thought it was really nice.
00:21:05.000 And then, um, you know, comments like, didn't he die from shame?
00:21:11.000 It was all the comments before that were like, dude, love you, man.
00:21:14.000 That's real nice. 1.00
00:21:15.000 And I retweeted my fucking asshole fans. 1.00
00:21:21.000 I did not mean to do that. 1.00
00:21:23.000 Yeah.
00:21:23.000 No, my dad was always.
00:21:26.000 He said actually he was about to just come back into your life and then he bought a year subscription to freespeech.tv and saw you get your fat ass handed to you by a 50 year old dwarf. 0.99
00:21:33.000 And then as mentioned, he finally died of shame. 0.99
00:21:39.000 Proud of your dad. 1.00
00:21:40.000 What an asshole. 1.00
00:21:42.000 I'm not a fucking dwarf. 1.00
00:21:43.000 I'm 5'11". 1.00
00:21:45.000 Right, that's why he's an asshole. 1.00
00:21:46.000 You're a dwarf. 1.00
00:21:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:48.000 Jerk.
00:21:53.000 Yeah I learned at the gym today that one of the guys who was particularly hard on me was doing it on purpose because he read the Proud Boys Wikipedia and of course it's been compromised.
00:22:11.000 I don't think a lot of people know this, that they don't know what has become a joke.
00:22:16.000 Like, the New York Times used to be totally reliable, and it's now the laughingstock.
00:22:22.000 The Southern Poverty Law Center, they took down the KKK.
00:22:28.000 They used to be a very legit organization, now it's a laughingstock.
00:22:32.000 Anyway, just briefly, this article, Wikipedia has been compromised.
00:22:38.000 It's on officialproudboys.com.
00:22:41.000 Insiders at Wiki tell us a very small contingent of left-wing editors have taken over large parts of the site and are banning hundreds of users, admins, and former WMF staff.
00:22:50.000 What's that?
00:22:51.000 Wicked Media Foundation?
00:22:52.000 For standing in the way of their disinformation campaigns.
00:22:55.000 We are told that after tech author David Abra Keller began looking into this, the SJW Wiki crew worked hard to have him fired and were well paid for the efforts.
00:23:05.000 We are told they've already done this to Milo's page as well as Charles C. Johnson's.
00:23:10.000 The source claims there are DNC PR groups within Wiki and they are working for WikiMedia's Zack Exley and Donna Brazile.
00:23:17.000 The technique appears to be smearing their enemies via edits and then using that as a source in mainstream media when other editors try to argue.
00:23:24.000 Gavin McInnes' page is currently locked to quote-unquote prevent vandalism.
00:23:29.000 Yeah.
00:23:30.000 And then the source even provides names.
00:23:32.000 And another, you know, a trick they do is they turn you into a boogeyman, but they use like 187 different sources. 0.96
00:23:40.000 So most of them will be SPLC or alt left sources like these fucking nut bar social justice warriors. 0.89
00:23:46.000 But there's still sources. 0.78
00:23:48.000 So now if you want to fix that, you have to refute all 187.
00:23:50.000 And it gets to a number of footnotes where refuting it makes you... it's just impossible.
00:23:57.000 Because they go, okay, that one might be wrong, but what about the other 50,000?
00:24:01.000 And then you can see on these, on these wiki editors, uh, write-ups, you can see them in their list of interests, cause they have these sort of logos of things they like to edit.
00:24:11.000 You can see like communist, uh, action and, uh, LGBTQ activist and Antifa, Nazi basher, whatever.
00:24:20.000 Death to fascism, freedom to the people.
00:24:23.000 So you're not really a, you're classic editor there. 1.00
00:24:26.000 You're kind of a political activist, lying shithead. 0.99
00:24:30.000 Anyway, that ends up having real ramifications in the real world, and I think my nose is broken. 0.99
00:24:38.000 It doesn't look right.
00:24:40.000 No.
00:24:41.000 It's got a funny angle to it.
00:24:45.000 Since when?
00:24:47.000 I just noticed it the other day.
00:24:48.000 I mean, I've known it's always had an angle, but on the weekend I was looking in the rearview mirror of the car and I was like, wait a minute, this is now at 30 degrees as opposed to 5 degrees off.
00:24:58.000 And that's a shame, because it says objects in mirror are actually less crooked than they appear.
00:25:02.000 You have more of an Artie Lange nose, so you don't have to worry about it getting ruptured.
00:25:06.000 It looks like a pumpkin in maybe November.
00:25:09.000 Yeah, it's a semi-rare.
00:25:10.000 It got left out on the front in those lazy houses where they don't take their pumpkins in.
00:25:16.000 It does look like a pumpkin, and it's gorgeous.
00:25:22.000 Anyway, we were talking the other day about dad fight stories and I was listing one on Telegram.
00:25:30.000 I'll just briefly repeat it in case you don't do both.
00:25:35.000 There's a little town called Lead Hill, Scotland, which is, I think, southwest of Glasgow, about an hour.
00:25:41.000 And my uncle had a home there, my closeted gay uncle.
00:25:45.000 He had a closet there, too. 0.62
00:25:47.000 Great little pub called the Hopeton.
00:25:50.000 And they're there one day, the Hopeton Inn, and it's gone through a million different owners, because they can't make money, because there's no coal.
00:25:56.000 It's a coal mining town, and coal mining's over.
00:25:58.000 So people there are just unemployed.
00:26:00.000 It's impossible.
00:26:01.000 The pub cannot break even.
00:26:03.000 I actually did a video about it that you can find on YouTube where it's like surprising grand for her 90th or something like that anyway, um They're there and my dad was probably being cantankerous, you know, he never mentions that part of the story He's always just this little sweetheart who was just minding us visiting grandma.
00:26:21.000 It's called and The owner says all right time to back up time to go and
00:26:29.000 And my dad looks around the pub and he goes, everyone else, in his really affected fake English Scottish accent, everyone else is already here.
00:26:37.000 They don't seem to be packing up.
00:26:39.000 So I think we'll just stay right here.
00:26:41.000 Actually, he announces, that's how he talks to Canadians and Americans.
00:26:45.000 When he gets back home, the accent starts coming back. 0.98
00:26:47.000 It's like Jamaicans. 1.00
00:26:49.000 It's like, I'm not going to do much, actually, until I see other people moving around.
00:26:53.000 And so the guy goes, they're locals and they can stay as long as they want.
00:26:57.000 You're no local. 1.00
00:26:59.000 And my dad just says, fuck off. 1.00
00:27:07.000 And then there was this guy, Gordon Poole, who wasn't Scottish. 1.00
00:27:12.000 He was an East Londoner. 0.96
00:27:15.000 And somehow he had convinced these, and it's a coal mining town, it's a relatively tough town, but I guess not that tough, if some scumbag from East London can show up and just be the king of the town. 0.92
00:27:27.000 So he's like the enforcer of the town now.
00:27:30.000 And he just nods, Gordon nods to the bartender and the bartender just starts cleaning the bar like, oh well Tony Soprano's gonna handle it now.
00:27:38.000 And so my dad goes piss and Gordon and his two henchmen follow my dad in.
00:27:43.000 My dad finishes his piss, he turns around and immediately the two henchmen grab an arm each.
00:27:49.000 And then Gordon Poole goes, he made it very clear it was your turn to leave, mate.
00:27:53.000 And why'd you have to make trouble?
00:27:54.000 And then he's just sort of like preparing his fist for a pummeling.
00:27:57.000 And my dad, whose nose looks worse than yours, he looks like Harris One. 0.99
00:28:02.000 His nose has been broken so many times.
00:28:03.000 Whenever I draw him, I just make his nose a triangle.
00:28:08.000 It's been broken a hundred times.
00:28:11.000 And he just went and head-butted Gordon Poole, exploded the man's face, which of course disorients the two arm holders, and then my dad just starts laying into them.
00:28:22.000 Wow.
00:28:23.000 And when he was a kid, he was a student.
00:28:26.000 Which in Glasgow is the worst thing you could be.
00:28:29.000 It's like being a Klansman in Harlem. 0.62
00:28:30.000 I don't understand why.
00:28:32.000 But he would get, he was smart and poor, so you'd get a scholarship.
00:28:36.000 So you'd be wearing a private school uniform, like the little blazer with the piping on it and your little short shorts with your book and a big belt holding your books together.
00:28:47.000 And he'd be the only person for miles wearing that. 0.99
00:28:49.000 So people would gang up on him and go, he's you, you fucking student. 1.00
00:28:54.000 You headed to school? 1.00
00:28:56.000 Uh, yeah.
00:28:57.000 That's pretty reasonable, isn't it?
00:29:01.000 Hold your waist. 0.53
00:29:03.000 Hold your waist. 0.53
00:29:05.000 Um, hold on.
00:29:06.000 I'm getting a call from RT.
00:29:10.000 Uh, so, um, and then he enjoyed his beer and that was the end of Gordon Poole left town.
00:29:20.000 Ooh, there's a moral there. 0.97
00:29:22.000 That's all a bully needs is one punch in the face.
00:29:25.000 Gordon Poole left town after that because he had been exposed as a not Tony Soprano.
00:29:30.000 It was stolen valor.
00:29:32.000 Where just like the Bronx dudes in LA, he was living off his accent the exact same way. 0.93
00:29:38.000 Because he'd go to this small town in Scotland and he'd be like, alright mate, what are you doing? 1.00
00:29:43.000 Don't muck about, I'm a fucking psycho. 1.00
00:29:47.000 They'd go, ooh shit, we've seen these East London gangsters on TV. 1.00
00:29:51.000 By the way, that's Milo's dad. 1.00
00:29:54.000 Milo's dad is basically Gordon Poole, but I hope not that much of a pussy. 1.00
00:29:59.000 So, it's funny because you have Milo prancing around like, hello darling, look, wearing a fake Gucci wallet is so embarrassing that I'm actually embarrassed for you. 0.99
00:30:08.000 And then his dad's like, what's a wallet?
00:30:10.000 I just carry around this roll of bills.
00:30:13.000 And if there's a problem, I try and make it go away with paper.
00:30:16.000 And if it doesn't go away, I've got to use steel.
00:30:18.000 And that always works.
00:30:20.000 That's his dad.
00:30:22.000 His dad was a successful nightclub owner who was poor and got into organized crime and nightclubs. 1.00
00:30:28.000 And then, of course, if you own a nightclub, you can get any pussy you want. 1.00
00:30:31.000 So he got some rich Greek chick. 1.00
00:30:33.000 No, the dad's Greek.
00:30:34.000 He got some rich posh chick. 0.99
00:30:36.000 So the rich, posh British chick raised Milo like a little rich kid. 0.96
00:30:40.000 But his dad was a murderer. 1.00
00:30:43.000 Damn. 1.00
00:30:44.000 I think Milo's got it in him. 1.00
00:30:45.000 He could probably throw some bows.
00:30:47.000 He's a big boy.
00:30:48.000 Yeah.
00:30:49.000 Chadwick is a similar story.
00:30:50.000 Chadwick Moore.
00:30:52.000 His dad's a redneck.
00:30:53.000 Chadwick is like a black name in the South.
00:30:55.000 It's not a posh name. 1.00
00:30:57.000 And so his dad was like, Oh, you're a fag. 1.00
00:31:01.000 All right. 1.00
00:31:01.000 Well, I guess I'll just say to you what I said to your sister, I'm there for you. 1.00
00:31:05.000 And if anyone breaks your heart, he's fucking dead. 0.99
00:31:07.000 Nice. 1.00
00:31:09.000 That was the end of that.
00:31:10.000 That was Chadwick's coming out party.
00:31:14.000 Um,
00:31:16.000 Another time, I've told this story a hundred times, but another great fight that my dad still has on his record.
00:31:21.000 We used to go pool jumping as kids.
00:31:23.000 It was so boring in the suburbs that we would do things like, you have to do 13 acts of vandalism before you can go to the party. 1.00
00:31:34.000 So, you're throwing lawn chairs in pools, or you're stomping on someone's flower bed, or stupid shit like that, that you deserve to get pounded for, by the way. 0.99
00:31:43.000 That's the thing about when you did that. 1.00
00:31:45.000 It was, it was, it was like Russian Roulette. 0.99
00:31:48.000 Like, when you threw snowballs at cars, you're risking the guy coming out and kicking the shit out of you. 0.97
00:31:54.000 Not like, hospitalizing you, you're just a little kid, but... 0.98
00:31:58.000 We knew these other kids that would go the next level.
00:32:01.000 We would do stuff like, we'd take the tape from a cassette tape, and we'd stretch it across the street.
00:32:09.000 And so a car would come and hit it, and those cassette tapes, the tape in them goes on for miles and miles and miles.
00:32:15.000 So it would just go like, and go on and on and on.
00:32:20.000 And then of course snowballs, sometimes an ice ball, but not really, nothing that would do damage.
00:32:24.000 Then there were the big kids in the neighborhood. 0.98
00:32:26.000 You know what they would fucking do? 0.99
00:32:28.000 A bowling ball. 0.99
00:32:29.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:32:31.000 You put a bowling ball in the middle of the road and the driver doesn't notice it.
00:32:34.000 Your, your car's done.
00:32:35.000 Jesus Christ.
00:32:37.000 Like, it just rips the whole, it just destroys the whole bottom carriage of the car.
00:32:42.000 Oh my God.
00:32:44.000 Those guys played hardball. 0.99
00:32:46.000 But anyway, these pussies who don't accept that you need a beating when you get caught were jumping through. 1.00
00:32:51.000 We had a pool. 1.00
00:32:53.000 And, uh, uh,
00:32:55.000 So they were coming from one end and there was a, there was a slide on the pool.
00:32:58.000 So it had a ladder.
00:32:59.000 So it was a pretty good pool to pool jump in.
00:33:01.000 Cause you jump in the deep end, then you come out and you get on the ladder for the slide, go up the ladder and jump off.
00:33:07.000 You're in my neighbor's yard now.
00:33:08.000 Boom.
00:33:09.000 And you're off ski.
00:33:10.000 Oh, ideally there's no dogs anywhere and you're on off to the races. 0.99
00:33:15.000 So, uh, my dad hears the first two sploosh and he goes, what the fuck is this? 0.93
00:33:23.000 Now his bedroom, the master bedroom was, went right out to the pool. 0.98
00:33:27.000 Like it, but you couldn't get there unless you jumped out the window, which he did.
00:33:32.000 Totally nude.
00:33:34.000 Because British people, especially Scottish people, sleep in the nude. 1.00
00:33:40.000 They like to air out their junk. 0.99
00:33:42.000 Maybe it's a Scottish thing, I don't know. 0.62
00:33:43.000 My dad's never... For him, nudity is like, the only reason he wears clothes is because you'll go to jail if you don't.
00:33:49.000 But sometimes at my house, they'll be nude. 1.00
00:33:51.000 And I'm just like, Dad, you look like a fucking scrotum. 1.00
00:33:55.000 With a skeleton in it. 1.00
00:33:57.000 Like his skin is just hanging off and he's got all these old liver spots and age spots.
00:34:01.000 One time he was with a bunch of buddies hunting at a hunting camp and he got up in the middle of night to go piss and of course he's nude. 0.98
00:34:08.000 Imagine a scrotum if you had to stretch it out over a person and he's just like crawling like Gollum. 0.99
00:34:15.000 He looks like Gollum. 0.98
00:34:17.000 He's crawling like Gollum, my precious, to the bathroom and someone goes
00:34:23.000 Someone sees him and they go, hey, look it's a wine bag without any wine in it And then they go and it's still got the tap on the front.
00:34:31.000 That's good.
00:34:31.000 Canadians are funny So he jumps out the window and at this runs to where they had jumped in the pool he gets the first two the first two guys make it over the
00:34:43.000 The second guy's on his way up the ladder.
00:34:46.000 My dad grabs him.
00:34:48.000 I don't know what they were wearing.
00:34:49.000 I assume, like, sneakers and shorts and nothing else, right?
00:34:53.000 Because you're going to be soaked. 0.97
00:34:55.000 Um, yanks him down, the kid hits his ass on the tile, and then, uh, paving stones, and then my dad gets over him and just starts lacing into him. 0.99
00:35:06.000 Wow. 0.99
00:35:08.000 Holding him by the neck and just punching him in the face as he's on the ground.
00:35:11.000 The kind where, I wouldn't be surprised if he was out after the first two, and there was like, I hate seeing unconscious people get punched.
00:35:18.000 Yeah.
00:35:18.000 It makes me sweat.
00:35:20.000 It just seemed, well it looks like murder, which it may be.
00:35:23.000 And the kicking when they're down.
00:35:25.000 Makes you want to puke.
00:35:26.000 Makes you feel empty.
00:35:27.000 The way the head just sort of flops back like a rag doll. 0.92
00:35:30.000 World star.
00:35:31.000 World star.
00:35:34.000 It may have been one of those. 0.96
00:35:35.000 And also, imagine you look down and there's that pendulous elephant trunk of a cock. 1.00
00:35:40.000 Because dads have different dicks than us. 0.99
00:35:43.000 I'm sure mine will get there one day. 1.00
00:35:45.000 Something about fucking for 50 years. 1.00
00:35:47.000 Wait a minute, I'm 50. 1.00
00:35:48.000 I must have a dad's dick. 1.00
00:35:51.000 It just becomes like a Coke can. 1.00
00:35:53.000 It's just like, it looks like an elephant was circumcised and then they just gave you the foreskin.
00:35:57.000 It's just like, you know, there's no form to it anymore.
00:36:00.000 It's just a tube.
00:36:02.000 It's like a toilet paper roll.
00:36:04.000 Just plop.
00:36:06.000 And you're like, where's the head, dude?
00:36:09.000 So as you're getting pounded, you're looking down and you're seeing that swinging around, dancing around, doing a little jig.
00:36:16.000 Hypnotizing you.
00:36:18.000 Trying to help you. 1.00
00:36:20.000 You're going to die! 1.00
00:36:20.000 Run! 1.00
00:36:20.000 Run! 1.00
00:36:26.000 This is very bad for you.
00:36:27.000 He's angry.
00:36:28.000 It's like a snake's rattle.
00:36:31.000 Don't think playing dead's going to help. 0.99
00:36:33.000 He'll punch you when you're out. 0.86
00:36:35.000 Imagine if it did rattle. 1.00
00:36:38.000 Some guy the other day at one of the baseball games, he's like, can you imagine if it was a dick instead of tits for breastfeeding? 1.00
00:36:46.000 Like that's how the kid got milk? 1.00
00:36:48.000 Wow. 0.97
00:36:48.000 And I go, yeah, that would suck. 0.97
00:36:51.000 Well, it wouldn't suck.
00:36:52.000 We just get bottles.
00:36:53.000 Sorry.
00:36:53.000 Yeah.
00:36:54.000 No BJ's tonight, kiddos.
00:36:56.000 And then he says to me, he goes, that's proof God exists. 0.99
00:36:59.000 Because women's tits didn't mean nothing. 1.00
00:37:03.000 Because he gave it to the tits instead of the dick. 1.00
00:37:08.000 Thank you, God. 1.00
00:37:08.000 Yeah, because they don't fuck them, right? 1.00
00:37:12.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:13.000 And plus, it's not like they're going to jizz.
00:37:15.000 Right, right. 1.00
00:37:16.000 Your tits are fair. 1.00
00:37:17.000 It's not like they're going to go, oh yeah, that's it, baby. 1.00
00:37:20.000 Suck those tits. 1.00
00:37:21.000 Yeah, that's the best of all evils, the tits. 1.00
00:37:24.000 I've never sucked tits, really. 1.00
00:37:25.000 Huh. 0.99
00:37:27.000 I'm not a tit guy.
00:37:28.000 I mean, what do you do? 0.97
00:37:29.000 You lick them? 0.99
00:37:30.000 You could. 0.99
00:37:30.000 OK. 0.99
00:37:31.000 You want your tits licked? 1.00
00:37:32.000 I've never heard a woman go, please, why don't you lick my tits anymore? 1.00
00:37:37.000 You're right. 1.00
00:37:39.000 I haven't had my tits licked in a week. 0.99
00:37:41.000 I'm in a real bad mood. 1.00
00:37:42.000 I need a good tit licking. 0.99
00:37:44.000 That's a good name for a band, Tit Lickers. 0.96
00:37:48.000 It'd be funny if your band was called Tit Lickers, but you were like a really serious classical music band.
00:37:54.000 Or like traditional country.
00:37:57.000 You know what?
00:37:57.000 Instrumental stuff with the band violins and the banjos, the fiddles.
00:38:02.000 Welcome to Tit Lickers! 0.95
00:38:03.000 Jazz bands are like that, but it's like...
00:38:06.000 They're trying to be, you know, because they have no lyrics in it.
00:38:09.000 So it's like we have a sex name, but it's just like standard jazz.
00:38:13.000 And you're like, you guys aren't cool.
00:38:14.000 Wouldn't it be cool if Trump was so awesome that he just said, yeah, we're banning jazz.
00:38:21.000 No one really likes it.
00:38:23.000 It's just a thing.
00:38:24.000 People say they like to sound cultured. 0.99
00:38:27.000 It sucks. 0.99
00:38:28.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:38:28.000 Starting today, no more jazz. 0.99
00:38:30.000 And then journalists would go, what do you mean?
00:38:31.000 Are you going to shut down jazz clubs?
00:38:33.000 I don't know.
00:38:35.000 It's up in the air.
00:38:36.000 I just don't like it.
00:38:37.000 President Bill Burr?
00:38:38.000 I don't know.
00:38:39.000 I don't know, dude.
00:38:41.000 I don't know.
00:38:41.000 It's just like, it just keeps going.
00:38:43.000 You know, like the drum... What's the drummer doing?
00:38:45.000 How are you, good or bad?
00:38:47.000 Like, why are you hitting the ride that much?
00:38:49.000 Who's bad at jazz?
00:38:51.000 Dude, I could just pick up a guitar right now and just nail it.
00:38:55.000 Anyway, he beat up the little boy who was 14.
00:38:58.000 The kid was 14.
00:38:59.000 And then the kid's father pressed charges and my dad got charged with assault.
00:39:02.000 It's not a very Texas-y place, Canada.
00:39:06.000 There's no stand your ground thing, castle law.
00:39:09.000 And then when he got arrested for drunk driving, which happened many, many times.
00:39:16.000 I don't think he can drive anymore, I think he takes an Uber. 0.99
00:39:19.000 My mom called me, she was fucking pissed. 0.98
00:39:21.000 She goes, he's got me, he thinks, because he's totaled the last three cars! 0.99
00:39:26.000 Totaled them!
00:39:28.000 Including the one you bought! 0.93
00:39:34.000 And then she says, he thinks I'm going to be a bloody chauffeur!
00:39:38.000 He can take the bus. 0.70
00:39:39.000 He can take the Uber.
00:39:41.000 He can figure it out.
00:39:43.000 And then she goes, the other day he took my car.
00:39:46.000 It's my car, without permission.
00:39:47.000 And you know what was in the bloody cup holder?
00:39:50.000 A beer!
00:39:52.000 Like I'm gonna go, oh my god!
00:39:55.000 Now I'm pissed, mom. 1.00
00:39:57.000 What a dick. 1.00
00:39:58.000 I hate him too. 1.00
00:39:59.000 I think they're talking about divorce.
00:40:01.000 They're in their mid-70s.
00:40:03.000 Wouldn't that be a funny divorce?
00:40:06.000 It sounds like a Goldie Hawn movie.
00:40:11.000 And Burt Reynolds. 1.00
00:40:12.000 Well the good news is my brother and I could not give less of a shit. 0.99
00:40:17.000 There will be no tears during that procedure. 0.99
00:40:21.000 I actually did a talk at their 50th anniversary and I said, I think my dad is the real hero of this relationship because clearly he's married someone who is deaf and blind.
00:40:33.000 And deaf and blind women tend not to find suitors.
00:40:37.000 But he's, I mean, she clearly can't see anything.
00:40:40.000 And if you've ever spoken to him, you know she can't hear anything.
00:40:42.000 I mean, can you, could you handle him for 50 years?
00:40:45.000 That's a great joke.
00:40:47.000 Yeah, well, they didn't like it.
00:40:48.000 I don't know.
00:40:48.000 What?
00:40:50.000 That's perfectly soft, and it favors the woman, and... Yeah, they've had some cool friends up and down, but then they've also had some times when you're like, your friends all suck. 0.99
00:40:59.000 And it was during a particularly shitty friend time, where they were humorless boars. 0.99
00:41:03.000 Well, how about it's like, uh, we're their kids, so who the fuck are you people? 1.00
00:41:08.000 Yeah, get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:41:09.000 We're their sons. 1.00
00:41:10.000 This is my house.
00:41:11.000 Yeah.
00:41:12.000 This is my house! 1.00
00:41:14.000 Are you playing a fucking video game like a retard? 1.00
00:41:16.000 It helps me focus. 1.00
00:41:17.000 I'm tactile.
00:41:18.000 No, it's not.
00:41:19.000 Well, I can doodle.
00:41:20.000 I could doodle. 1.00
00:41:22.000 Why don't you have the mailbag shit ready, you fucking dork? 1.00
00:41:25.000 I suppose I could. 1.00
00:41:27.000 Are we hitting the mailbag?
00:41:30.000 What game are you playing?
00:41:32.000 Angry Birds 2.
00:41:32.000 The sequel to the first.
00:41:35.000 Yeah, thanks.
00:41:36.000 It's good.
00:41:39.000 Anyway, I got a hundred other fight stories of my dad, and I think of them on Father's Day.
00:41:45.000 And it was, just before we get to that, it was a better time. 0.97
00:41:49.000 You know, I got in a fight about a year ago, not quite, where this guy wouldn't pick up his dog shit, and then his dog started attacking me because I was yelling at him, because he just refused, and then he shoved me, so I punched him in the face. 1.00
00:42:05.000 And that was he left so he didn't press charges or anything and took his dog with him because I was gonna fucking kick his dog to smithereens and I'm not getting bitten by your dog after I told you to pick up dog shit. 1.00
00:42:17.000 But my dad had the exact same story and he told the guy to pick up his dog shit. 1.00
00:42:22.000 We're back now to like 1979 and the guy said, fuck you. 1.00
00:42:28.000 He said, just pick up your shit now. 1.00
00:42:30.000 And he goes, make me. 0.99
00:42:32.000 So my dad shoved him, or I don't know how the fight started actually, but they had a fight.
00:42:37.000 Both of them, God knows what the dog was doing at the time, for like 20 minutes.
00:42:43.000 And the next day, like, my dad couldn't get out of bed for two days.
00:42:46.000 He grew up, he woke up and he had a pumpkin head, all his ribs shattered, you know, just black eyes, big huge lips, couldn't move.
00:42:55.000 And we assume, we hope, the other guy was in the same position.
00:42:59.000 But isn't that perfect?
00:43:02.000 Like, we're calling the cops over tweets and implied threats and, you touch me, that's assault!
00:43:08.000 This is not what cops went to police college for.
00:43:11.000 This is not in the Academy.
00:43:14.000 The idea that someone could just have a good old-fashioned fisticuff, knife-free, where, yeah, it hurts to get out of bed for a couple days, is just the way society should be.
00:43:24.000 It's a learning experience too.
00:43:26.000 Yes. 1.00
00:43:27.000 The next time that guy, someone tells that guy to pick up shit, he's going to go, hmm, this could be three days of having trouble getting out of bed and I could just pick up the shit. 1.00
00:43:36.000 That's right. 1.00
00:43:37.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:43:38.000 Which I should probably pick up anyway. 1.00
00:43:39.000 It's shit. 0.99
00:43:39.000 What if a kid steps in it and gets it on his shoes and then gets it in his eye and gets an infection. 0.99
00:43:43.000 A blind person. 0.99
00:43:45.000 My mom, my blind deaf mom, just squelching through. 1.00
00:43:51.000 I remember one time we were at a bar.
00:43:53.000 I've been going to a bar literally since I was born.
00:43:55.000 I was in a baby thing days after I was born at the pub.
00:44:00.000 Not the Hopeton, but some little English pub.
00:44:03.000 Anyway, I'm a little kid now.
00:44:04.000 I'm like 11.
00:44:06.000 Just having, back in 1981, you could have a kid at the bar.
00:44:09.000 And I'd just have a milk and my dad would be talking to other people.
00:44:13.000 And then almost like homosexuals, he sees someone over at the other bar and they are locked. 1.00
00:44:19.000 They've locked eyes. 0.97
00:44:21.000 And there was no verbiage to set them off.
00:44:24.000 They were too far away from each other.
00:44:26.000 And my dad is doing that sort of thing you do with your chin, where you kick it up a bit. 1.00
00:44:30.000 Like, yeah, you got a fucking problem? 1.00
00:44:32.000 You got a problem? 1.00
00:44:33.000 Hmm?
00:44:34.000 Hmm?
00:44:34.000 You know, you make your eyes bigger, maybe shrug your shoulders.
00:44:36.000 You got a problem?
00:44:37.000 You want it?
00:44:37.000 You want it?
00:44:38.000 And the other guy's going, Hmm?
00:44:40.000 Yeah.
00:44:40.000 Hmm.
00:44:41.000 So I think my dad, 81.
00:44:42.000 So I would have been 11.
00:44:43.000 So he'd be like 40.
00:44:44.000 And, uh,
00:44:49.000 Right?
00:44:49.000 No, maybe like late 30s.
00:44:52.000 But the guy was like 21. 0.86
00:44:54.000 And they agree to go outside just like homos. 1.00
00:45:01.000 Like, I'm not saying they're gay, but I'm saying the back and forth was the same as two gays like, do you want to go suck it? 1.00
00:45:07.000 Maybe you're in the alleyway. 1.00
00:45:09.000 But this was violence.
00:45:10.000 So they agree just with eye gestures and eyebrows bouncing up and down.
00:45:14.000 They go outside.
00:45:15.000 This is in Ottawa, Canada, on Bank Street at the Royal Oak.
00:45:19.000 And it's just black ice.
00:45:22.000 On the first... The danger where you grew up was black ice.
00:45:27.000 The danger where I grew up was black ice.
00:45:31.000 He walks out and the young man, as my dad is walking to like an area where they can fight, the young man like six inches out of the door just goes, hey!
00:45:42.000 And my dad turns around and the guy just goes, and smashes my dad in the face, shatters his nose.
00:45:49.000 My dad goes flying, falls, hits his head on the black ice and the other guy just leaves.
00:45:54.000 Wow.
00:45:55.000 My dad was in the hospital for that one.
00:45:58.000 That was a doozy.
00:46:00.000 Alright, let's do the mailbag. 1.00
00:46:03.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99
00:46:07.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00
00:46:13.000 Let me touch it.
00:46:15.000 By the way, I hope you're enjoying freespeech.tv.
00:46:18.000 Don't forget to check out Off the Record, the music show on freespeech.tv.
00:46:22.000 It's under shows.
00:46:24.000 We just did a new episode that's already up where I'm dressed like an Andrew Wilcow and we're talking about the way
00:46:36.000 You can't make jokes about, say, Carlos Maza, who's a Hispanic homosexual.
00:46:40.000 That means that Steven Crowder has to be shut down. 0.99
00:46:42.000 Yet, we're watching this Jeffrey Ross thing, and a guy, or it was actually Urkel, pretending to be Mandela, says, yeah, you know what they say, you can't make an omelet without killing a few white farmers.
00:46:54.000 And he was, it was Nelson Mandela justifying his past terrorism.
00:46:57.000 Somehow that's linked to white farmers, which are a little after Mandela's time.
00:47:01.000 And everyone in the audience is laughing their heads off.
00:47:04.000 So the white farmers being killed in South Africa now are not just being killed. 0.94
00:47:08.000 The children are being boiled alive. 0.99
00:47:10.000 The mothers are being forced to watch as they rape the daughters and then they kill, they kill the whole family and leave the father alive. 1.00
00:47:17.000 So he'll later kill himself. 0.98
00:47:18.000 Like the level of sadism is out of, is beyond horror movie levels really. 1.00
00:47:24.000 And then Urkel jokes about it and they cut to the audience just going, Oh yeah, I love that shit. 1.00
00:47:34.000 Not one groan. 1.00
00:47:36.000 And then they do something about Rosa Parks and someone says, yeah, Americans are so lazy.
00:47:41.000 Same guy, Nelson Mandela. 0.96
00:47:43.000 Americans are so lazy you get a statue for sitting down. 1.00
00:47:45.000 And then they cut to the audience and they're going, oh, no, thank you. 0.99
00:47:50.000 That was a bit rough.
00:47:51.000 I do not like making fun of Rosa Parks, which she wasn't even doing.
00:47:56.000 But I don't mind joking about mass genocide, ethnocide. 0.65
00:48:01.000 I mean, I think even left-wing groups are calling it ethnic cleansing.
00:48:05.000 Sheesh.
00:48:07.000 It's a worse... It's like a more morally corrupt audience than, like, the people that were watching the Running Man games.
00:48:13.000 What's the Running Man games?
00:48:15.000 It's basically like a death match, and they're like, yeah!
00:48:17.000 Oh, like Hunger Games?
00:48:19.000 That too. 1.00
00:48:20.000 And then we also talked about Barbie Benton's tits, which have very puffy nipples. 1.00
00:48:25.000 So, as you'll see, there's a huge variety with the show. 0.99
00:48:29.000 Alright, let's get heavily immersed into the letters.
00:48:33.000 Dear Gav, I was recently walking by a local pond with my wife and we stopped to observe turtles swimming in the water.
00:48:39.000 Suddenly, another man walks up with a bag of mini marshmallows and starts throwing handfuls of pink and yellow mini marshmallows into the water.
00:48:47.000 The turtles completely ignored the marshmallows and the treats just floated there in the water, bobbing stupidly.
00:48:53.000 That's from a guy named Harold. 1.00
00:49:09.000 No, kill yourself. 0.99
00:49:10.000 If you were that person, the best thing to do is to just sort of go close to the edge of the pond there and just dip your head and then just push off with your legs and never come up. 1.00
00:49:20.000 Just drown yourself right there in front of everyone.
00:49:24.000 At least that'll be interesting.
00:49:26.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:49:27.000 What a dumbass. 1.00
00:49:28.000 And try it out first. 1.00
00:49:29.000 Try a piece of marshmallow.
00:49:31.000 Yeah.
00:49:33.000 Jesus.
00:49:34.000 I got one.
00:49:35.000 This is short.
00:49:36.000 Okay, Jake Ryan Katsu.
00:49:39.000 I love you. 1.00
00:49:40.000 I'm a 20 year old orthodox Jew and sex is a no-no until marriage as well as masturbating and even kissing and touching is considered bad after marriage They say that Jewish sex is amazing. 0.99
00:49:51.000 Anyway curious about how no wings combined with no sex works What shall I do with my boys love the show? 0.99
00:49:58.000 Uh, I'm not getting involved in that.
00:49:59.000 Because it's religious.
00:50:01.000 Yeah, it's Orthodox Judaism.
00:50:03.000 What am I gonna do, tell you to not do your religion? 0.97
00:50:06.000 Yeah, you should- I actually had a trouble- I had this come up when I was in Israel.
00:50:10.000 Because there was a Proud Boys Israel starting up there, and this guy was like, when my wife is having a period, I can't go near her.
00:50:17.000 So what am I- what's a man to do?
00:50:18.000 I'm like, isn't a period like five days?
00:50:21.000 You can't wait five days. 0.99
00:50:23.000 Uh, I'm not touching that with a fucking 10-foot pole. 0.99
00:50:26.000 Yeah, you're right. 0.99
00:50:26.000 Just stick with whatever that, you know, you're supposed to do. 0.99
00:50:29.000 And nothing good comes from no work.
00:50:31.000 So, it'll be worth it. 0.99
00:50:32.000 The Jewish sex? 1.00
00:50:33.000 Well, if you're taking advice from Ryan Rivera, you have some serious problems. 1.00
00:50:33.000 Oof. 1.00
00:50:39.000 Hi Gavin, I'm Ryan.
00:50:39.000 I subscribed to freespeech.tv this past week.
00:50:41.000 Can't say enough good things about it.
00:50:43.000 You brought up on one of the GMLs that you thought most people who listen were moderates.
00:50:48.000 I can say that in my anecdotal case, that's true.
00:50:51.000 I align as a moderate centrist libertarian.
00:50:53.000 Yeah, so does everyone. 1.00
00:50:56.000 All this far-right shit. 1.00
00:50:58.000 We all basically have the same politics. 1.00
00:51:00.000 And when we don't, it's because one of us is wrong.
00:51:03.000 Like Sarah Silverman, I was talking to her and she's like, there's a war against women going on in this country and they're slowly stripping women's rights away.
00:51:10.000 And I go, you're talking about abortion.
00:51:13.000 Half the women in this country are pro-life. 0.84
00:51:16.000 What about their rights?
00:51:18.000 They believe that a certain age, no, any age of a baby is a life and they don't want that killed.
00:51:26.000 So it's not like some sexist thing.
00:51:29.000 In other words, she didn't have all the information.
00:51:32.000 But the rest of us who have all the facts,
00:51:34.000 We're basically on the same page.
00:51:35.000 It's like, we don't like the government meddling. 1.00
00:51:38.000 We're happy to pay for something if it's gonna work, but if it's not gonna work, you're not getting all my money to go fuck up some stupid project. 0.99
00:51:46.000 Some giant 500 million to Solyndra solar company that Obama flushed down the toilet. 0.99
00:51:51.000 No thanks, I'm not doing that.
00:51:53.000 But you know, if there's some sort of like...
00:51:55.000 Catastrophe, I'm willing to donate.
00:51:57.000 Oh yeah, what about Puerto Rico?
00:51:59.000 Trump said he's donating like 90 million, he only donated about seven.
00:52:03.000 No, no, he committed whatever figure he said over the long term.
00:52:08.000 It's not what he's already given. 0.99
00:52:10.000 Dumbass. 0.99
00:52:12.000 And by the way, why can't you... 1.00
00:52:14.000 Why are some places so terrible at fixing shit like you look at Haiti after the earthquake a year after two years after It would still look like a huge pile of garbage Katrina also sucked forever. 0.98
00:52:27.000 I was at breezy point this weekend It's cop heaven by the way you go from the suburbs of New York where it's hate has no home here Hey, there's no home here. 0.99
00:52:35.000 Hey, there's no home here, and then you go to breezy point not one HNHH sign and
00:52:41.000 I would say... 5% of the houses don't have an American flag. 0.97
00:52:46.000 And that makes up for the... That's made up for by the road, the main road, that has an American flag on every single fucking pole. 0.97
00:52:52.000 It looks like Flag Day. 0.98
00:52:54.000 The place looks like a flag store, and it's all cops. 0.97
00:52:56.000 They know who I am.
00:52:57.000 Hey, how you doing?
00:52:58.000 I know you.
00:52:59.000 You like Fox News or something?
00:52:59.000 What's your name again?
00:53:02.000 God, it was heaven.
00:53:04.000 I think I might move there.
00:53:07.000 According to my political compass test that you can do online.
00:53:09.000 Oh, that's him describing his, uh, his, uh, uh, where he is on the political spectrum.
00:53:14.000 This is a thing millennials do where they, they make an interesting point and then they get really into themselves.
00:53:20.000 We'll see if this goes there. 0.99
00:53:22.000 Corresponding image below if you give a shit now. 0.99
00:53:24.000 He's showing me a chart of where he lies in the political spectrum. 0.95
00:53:27.000 Thank you Thanks, right.
00:53:28.000 I'll put that in my little my little happy box I have a little cigar box of all my favorite things and one of them will be your chart of where you are on the political spectrum
00:53:37.000 Anywho, my question is about free speech on the site.
00:53:40.000 I really enjoyed the conversation with Milo Cornel West and Roger Stone and Marc Lamont Hill.
00:53:43.000 The biggest takeaway that really gave me hope was how much everyone agreed with each other.
00:53:48.000 Of course there are minor differences, but much more common ground than not.
00:53:51.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:53:52.000 That's the point of my whole show.
00:53:54.000 My question is, how much editing takes place of that show?
00:53:58.000 Bad grammar.
00:53:59.000 Is it just one take?
00:54:00.000 No stopping?
00:54:00.000 Hour long conversation?
00:54:01.000 Or are there periods of downtime?
00:54:03.000 Are things being edited out entirely?
00:54:04.000 Really enjoying the content?
00:54:05.000 Blah blah blah.
00:54:06.000 The Roger Stone, Marc Lamont Hill thing WAS edited.
00:54:11.000 Copper Cab was at the beginning and it was just over the top and he flipped over a coffee table and tried to fight me and it made the whole discussion look comical and too esoteric.
00:54:23.000 And I got to be real careful with these liberals. 0.99
00:54:28.000 And not, you know, fuck them over or I'm never going to get any more. 1.00
00:54:32.000 So I wanted to make sure Marc Lamont Hill didn't feel like he was tricked into being on some stupid clown show. 1.00
00:54:37.000 So I pulled the Copper Cab stuff. 0.99
00:54:39.000 Marc and I got into it about Muslims that just derailed the whole conversation.
00:54:44.000 So I cut some of that down.
00:54:45.000 Nothing based on controversy or anything.
00:54:47.000 You know what's funny, though?
00:54:49.000 Because, uh, 0.77
00:54:52.000 Since the people have been getting fucked over in interviews and stuff, it's developed this paranoia. 0.90
00:54:57.000 And it's usually the left doing it, but even the left is scared. 0.72
00:55:00.000 So Mark Lamont Hill was really worried about, get this... 0.96
00:55:05.000 In the Roger Stone thing, someone had come up to Roger Stone the night before and called him a Nazi at a restaurant and tried to fucking strangle him.
00:55:13.000 This is a guy, by the way, who came up to Roger at the beginning of the night and said, ah, wow, you're in the news. 0.50
00:55:18.000 Okay, making waves, I see.
00:55:19.000 Well, best of luck. 0.99
00:55:20.000 And then he sat down, and he's probably stewing at his table, and the people there were probably going, you pussy, why didn't you do anything? 1.00
00:55:27.000 Why'd you just go kiss Roger Stone's ass? 1.00
00:55:29.000 So then he came, and he had some liquid courage, and then he came back, 1.00
00:55:33.000 Uh, ready to brawl.
00:55:36.000 So, um, and all of a sudden it's the Nazi thing.
00:55:41.000 And when I told that story to Mark and Roger at the time, I wasn't telling Roger, he told me, uh, I said, and then, you know, one minor detail, he was eating a cake that was shaped like a swastika and he was dressed like Hitler.
00:55:52.000 Um, obviously a joke.
00:55:54.000 And, uh,
00:55:55.000 Mark Lamont Hill said I don't find that funny.
00:55:57.000 He got in trouble because he did some speech, Mark did, where he talked about Palestine and their rights and how they deserve
00:56:05.000 They deserve to have rights from the river to the sea.
00:56:08.000 And I don't think he knows this or knew this at the time, but when Palestinians say from the river to the sea, they're usually talking about washing away Israel completely, annihilating it and having no Jews at all from the river to the sea, total annihilation. 0.50
00:56:24.000 So I think it was just a lack of sophistication when it comes to their strange little hidden entendres. 0.94
00:56:32.000 Pretty innocent, but it made him paranoid because it really fucked his career.
00:56:35.000 I think he got fired from CNN so his concern Was that I would get a clip of him laughing and put it after the swastika thing Because what he really said after the swastika thing was I don't find that funny at all.
00:56:49.000 I was like, okay, okay So obviously a joke dude chill out but but
00:56:56.000 Yeah, he was worried that I would make him laughing at swastikas.
00:56:59.000 Isn't that weird?
00:57:00.000 And I said to the people that hire him, I'm like, I cannot tell you how far that would be from anything I would ever do. 0.99
00:57:09.000 I would rather fucking die. 1.00
00:57:11.000 I'd rather quit the whole thing and become a carpenter than fuck people over like that. 1.00
00:57:17.000 Never, ever, ever. 1.00
00:57:20.000 Unless you fuck with me. 1.00
00:57:22.000 But that's different. 1.00
00:57:23.000 No, I would never do that.
00:57:24.000 That's Jim Jefferies.
00:57:26.000 That's what Jim Jefferies did to Avi Yamini.
00:57:29.000 He totally re-edited the thing.
00:57:31.000 That's what they did to me at the Daily Show.
00:57:33.000 Remember that woman in soccer thing? 0.99
00:57:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:36.000 They totally changed up responses.
00:57:38.000 They added this overlay and pretended that they were asking at the time.
00:57:42.000 Totally corrupt. 1.00
00:57:43.000 And it's what the left does because they're pussies and they can't fight man-to-man. 1.00
00:57:46.000 So they cheat. 1.00
00:57:47.000 And they try to de-platform you.
00:57:49.000 They get you debanked.
00:57:52.000 And, uh, it's a way to take out the competition without, without having to do things like have actual ideas.
00:57:58.000 I'm not including Mark Lamont Hill in that.
00:58:00.000 It's funny that he's a victim of leftist behavior in a sense.
00:58:03.000 Anyway, um, really enjoying the content.
00:58:07.000 You're doing a great service and getting the discourse of the country back on track.
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01:01:29.000 And yes, the Proud Boys, the men's club I started, are grossly misunderstood.
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01:01:53.000 There are not hate gangs.
01:01:55.000 I'm not a hate figure.
01:01:56.000 They're not a hate group.
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01:02:10.000 Be brave.
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