Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 14, 2017


Get Off My Lawn #29 | Biggest Losers


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143

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Ben Shapiro is a conservative commentator and host of the conservative podcast "The Ben Shapiro Show" on Fox News Radio. He is also the author of the best selling book "Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll: A Guide to Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll" and hosts a weekly radio show on SiriusXM Radio's Power 99.9 The Fan.

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00:00:28.000 Get these antennae out of my face. 0.99
00:00:31.000 Yeah, loser. 1.00
00:00:32.000 Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll. 1.00
00:00:35.000 That's Kenny Loggins and some other guy from 1972.
00:00:39.000 Is there a lamer insult in the world than your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll? 1.00
00:00:46.000 I was hanging out with Gavin this weekend.
00:00:48.000 Oh, yeah?
00:00:49.000 Good guy?
00:00:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:50.000 Well, his mother doesn't dance. 0.89
00:00:52.000 What?
00:00:53.000 Ever?
00:00:54.000 Yeah, his mother never dances.
00:00:57.000 I like guys whose mother dances.
00:01:00.000 And your daddy don't rock and roll?
00:01:02.000 How many daddies rock and roll?
00:01:04.000 Keith Richards?
00:01:06.000 I don't want my daddy to rock and roll. 0.99
00:01:09.000 Sorry, but if your daddy rocks and rolls, he's kind of a loser. 0.88
00:01:13.000 There's Gene Simmons, there's guys that have made a living. 0.88
00:01:16.000 They represent, what, a fraction of 1%? 0.99
00:01:19.000 For the most part, dads who rock and roll are losers. 1.00
00:01:25.000 They're drunks. 1.00
00:01:26.000 They don't see their kids.
00:01:27.000 And they're making maybe 40 grand, 30 grand a year.
00:01:31.000 I don't have a problem with people making the average American salary, but you should be able to see your family for that kind of money.
00:01:36.000 What do you do?
00:01:37.000 You sit in a van all day with a bunch of guys?
00:01:39.000 It's an awesome job for a 24-year-old.
00:01:42.000 But for a dad?
00:01:44.000 So I would argue, and I don't really care if your mother dances or not, but I would argue that people whose mothers don't dance and whose daddies don't rock and roll are actually better than people whose mama dances and their daddies rock and roll.
00:01:57.000 I think you'll find most of Keith Richards' kids don't drink or do drugs because when they look at booze, they think of their dad passed out on the couch. 0.98
00:02:05.000 Anyway, front page of the post today, biggest losers. 0.94
00:02:09.000 I don't care about football. 0.96
00:02:11.000 I will tell you who the biggest losers, though, are. 0.99
00:02:13.000 It's the left. 0.99
00:02:13.000 They are. 0.99
00:02:15.000 They get more mental every day, every weekend. 0.88
00:02:17.000 Antifa.
00:02:18.000 I used to be one of those guys.
00:02:20.000 I was one of those anarchist punks.
00:02:22.000 I still am.
00:02:23.000 They're not.
00:02:24.000 They're communists now.
00:02:26.000 And they want to terrorize people.
00:02:28.000 And I'm being constantly terrorized.
00:02:30.000 And it's not like I'm being terrorized by people.
00:02:32.000 Like imagine Ben Shapiro was a liberal.
00:02:34.000 He'd say, I demand, I demand, Gavin, that you show up to this debate.
00:02:38.000 I want to debate you on your show about that thing you said.
00:02:40.000 That would be great.
00:02:41.000 That's called normal, rational conflict.
00:02:44.000 But we're not getting that from the left these days.
00:02:46.000 We are getting what I call crazy ex-girlfriend conflict.
00:02:51.000 And is anyone else under siege to this extent?
00:02:54.000 I am really, I don't mind it.
00:02:56.000 I can take it.
00:02:57.000 But I am really drowning in it.
00:03:00.000 Like I wake up this morning.
00:03:01.000 I'm still asleep.
00:03:02.000 I pick up my phone and there are three attacks since I was sleeping.
00:03:08.000 Does anyone else get that?
00:03:09.000 Yes, Dana Lash had to move. 0.87
00:03:10.000 Steven Crowder had to move.
00:03:14.000 I'm not saying my life is that terrorized, but it's still pretty intense.
00:03:19.000 So let's just go over them.
00:03:21.000 First, there's this academic I mocked, Samantha Kuttner, and I published a discussion we had because I thought this is indicative of how I usually have to talk to these people.
00:03:31.000 And then I find out she tweeted Antifa and said, hey, Gavin, no, go back to that.
00:03:40.000 I sent a recent email discussion I had with Gavin has gone on.
00:03:44.000 He published it online without my consent.
00:03:46.000 And who does she send that to? 0.59
00:03:48.000 She sends it to Antifa.
00:03:50.000 So she's basically encouraging them to come and mess me up.
00:03:53.000 Hey, guys, can you go get them?
00:03:54.000 Which, by the way, is what the left does with these jihadists. 0.90
00:03:56.000 They go, go sick them.
00:03:59.000 The reason I've seen that is because she sent it to one of these joke Antifa accounts, and they're friends of mine.
00:04:03.000 So they sent it to me.
00:04:05.000 And then the New York Post attacks me. 0.91
00:04:08.000 Did you know that Shane Smith and I had sex a quarter of a century ago with chicks?
00:04:16.000 I mean, not with each other. 0.99
00:04:17.000 So the story, oh, there's me being a pig.
00:04:19.000 That's in Williamsburg, I guess, in 2004. 0.93
00:04:23.000 So they're talking about Device Guide to Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll, where in that we were talking about our life up till now.
00:04:28.000 And in that interview, we talked about back in the early 90s, how we would have threesomes with chicks, and we were partying and doing Coke and blah, blah, blah.
00:04:36.000 So yeah, you're talking about a sexual encounter I had when I was 24.
00:04:41.000 I'm 47 now.
00:04:43.000 What a non-story. 0.99
00:04:44.000 And also in the interview, we talked about this guy having sex with marketing women. 0.98
00:04:48.000 And these were women sexually harassing him and making him have sex in order to get ads. 1.00
00:04:55.000 But they changed it to him seducing them. 0.97
00:04:57.000 They also said models for the magazine.
00:04:59.000 No, we had this like page three girl kind of thing, like vice girl of the month. 0.99
00:05:02.000 And we had sex with her. 1.00
00:05:04.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:05:05.000 Very, very consensual sex. 0.51
00:05:08.000 That's not a story, guys.
00:05:09.000 I said to the journalist who asked me about, I go, this is the biggest non-story I've ever read.
00:05:14.000 Now, I'm not defending that dude.
00:05:16.000 I don't know what shenanigans he gets up to. 0.94
00:05:19.000 All I know is that the sex I had in my 20s when I was in Montreal, which is a giant orgy in and of itself, we were the only guys in the city with a job. 0.96
00:05:26.000 And yeah, we horsed around. 0.96
00:05:28.000 Sorry.
00:05:30.000 Sorry for getting laid, nerds.
00:05:32.000 We'll talk with Paul Joseph Watson about that too.
00:05:35.000 And then my old buddy Sean, best pals for the longest time, he just Facebook messages me out of the blue and says, why is my First Nations wife still married to me?
00:05:46.000 How did I become a racist?
00:05:48.000 And of course, you know, you always say to these people, please give me a specific example of me being racist and make sure it's in context and not a joke.
00:05:56.000 Be specific.
00:05:57.000 Show me the sentence.
00:05:58.000 They never do.
00:05:59.000 They never will.
00:06:00.000 And this is going on amongst all my friends.
00:06:03.000 My buddy Yosef, he just found out he was fired for being basically racist. 0.73
00:06:07.000 Yosef is a racist, so he's fired. 0.93
00:06:09.000 Look at him. 1.00
00:06:10.000 He is black as the night is long. 0.99
00:06:13.000 And he also has a Gadson flag behind him, so that's racist. 0.97
00:06:18.000 And not only did his boss fire him for being a Trumper, but he contacted everyone in the area who does, he works, I don't know where he works, restaurants, cell phones. 0.99
00:06:27.000 I don't know what his job is.
00:06:28.000 But he said, everyone in my industry Has been told not to hire me.
00:06:31.000 So, jobs I used to get like that, I can't get now.
00:06:33.000 What did he do wrong?
00:06:35.000 He liked Trump.
00:06:37.000 And then we had guys, buddies of mine, Proud Boys, in Vancouver.
00:06:41.000 They had a meetup, which means they go and drink beer and talk with each other.
00:06:44.000 And the staff of the bar in Vancouver called their Antifa buddies.
00:06:50.000 They showed up with a bat or bats, I'm not quite sure.
00:06:55.000 And when the night slowly dissipated, one of the guys stayed too long.
00:06:58.000 They followed him into the bathroom and beat him with bats.
00:07:02.000 Do you have a picture of that?
00:07:04.000 Look at him.
00:07:05.000 There should be a few, though, Dave.
00:07:06.000 Let's see his face close up there.
00:07:08.000 Yeah.
00:07:09.000 Smashed in.
00:07:10.000 Four on one. 0.84
00:07:11.000 And then when they came out, the crazy ex-girlfriend left, said, no, I'm not calling the cops. 1.00
00:07:16.000 You made me feel unsafe.
00:07:18.000 I made you feel unsafe by what?
00:07:20.000 Going, pee?
00:07:22.000 And then bass chickman this weekend had his car vandalized.
00:07:25.000 He goes out for his birthday, comes back, and the cops are there, and his car is totally destroyed.
00:07:32.000 All the windows smashed.
00:07:33.000 Now he has $100 deductible on his car because this has happened many times.
00:07:37.000 The neighbors are freaking out.
00:07:39.000 They got away with it.
00:07:39.000 They just showed up, demolished his car in like 10 seconds, and then ran away.
00:07:43.000 And then I'm still going here.
00:07:44.000 Death from above.
00:07:45.000 I saw they were advertised on the Instagram Hard Times.
00:07:49.000 These are my boys, Death from Above.
00:07:51.000 This guy, Jesse, disavowed me and said, oh, I'm not friends with them.
00:07:55.000 I'm not friends with him.
00:07:55.000 No, they're still evil because Jesse knows me.
00:08:00.000 I signed his band 20 years ago.
00:08:03.000 My label signed his band.
00:08:04.000 I'm the reason anyone's heard of these guys.
00:08:07.000 I brought them to Japan.
00:08:10.000 They were everywhere.
00:08:11.000 I'm their career.
00:08:12.000 But no, you can't go see this band because this guy knows someone whose politics you don't agree with.
00:08:19.000 Which means, by the way, that every band you see, you agree with all the band members' politics and all the band members' friends' politics.
00:08:27.000 That's quite a degree of rigor you're applying.
00:08:29.000 Do you apply it to Islam?
00:08:32.000 Also, in the news, we got Power Trip, some other thrash band.
00:08:37.000 They want to fight me.
00:08:38.000 And they offered me a free ticket to their shows.
00:08:41.000 I have to come in in the back alley to go fight them, and I can bring my guys.
00:08:46.000 So we went.
00:08:46.000 We went to their show in Arizona last night.
00:08:48.000 I didn't, but Proud Boys did.
00:08:50.000 And said, I understand there's a fight here.
00:08:53.000 You want to beat us up?
00:08:54.000 And they refused to come out, didn't show up. 0.95
00:08:56.000 I bet you the band didn't even know that some ass who works at the record label was running their Twitter and going out and challenging people to duels against their will. 1.00
00:09:05.000 So we get this kind of scrutiny. 0.92
00:09:07.000 We get this kind of relentless attack.
00:09:09.000 Why?
00:09:09.000 Because we're racist, anti-Semitic, pro-rape?
00:09:12.000 No, nothing remotely controversial.
00:09:14.000 We just have the same kind of politics as Trump.
00:09:16.000 We're new right, which means we don't like the government.
00:09:18.000 I thought that was rebellious, but no.
00:09:20.000 These new Puritans, these new church ladies, can't handle it. 1.00
00:09:23.000 Meanwhile, the left lets Islam literally get away with murder. 0.98
00:09:28.000 Razma O'Day went to DePaul, had a fundraiser because she felt bad that she was being deported for murdering Israelis. 0.96
00:09:38.000 She murdered two Israeli men. 0.97
00:09:42.000 It's lunacy.
00:09:47.000 Paul Joseph Watson has a new video out called The New Sexual Puritans.
00:09:52.000 It sort of matches the Jim Goad sentiment that the social justice warriors have become, the new church ladies.
00:09:57.000 And they're all about how we have to behave, what we have to do, which is really all about power.
00:10:02.000 That's what I've always said about political correctness, and feminism is included in that. 1.00
00:10:07.000 They don't really want justice.
00:10:08.000 That's why they contradict themselves all the time.
00:10:10.000 The actual things they say are irrelevant.
00:10:13.000 That's why they can have Linda Sarseur contradict their beliefs. 1.00
00:10:16.000 They're not about their beliefs.
00:10:17.000 They're about power.
00:10:18.000 When they say to you, say, person of color, it's not African American anymore. 0.97
00:10:24.000 They don't care about blacks. 0.99
00:10:25.000 They want you to have to listen to them for the rules of discourse. 0.94
00:10:30.000 They want to dictate your vocabulary. 0.96
00:10:33.000 And that's why they like Title IX and all this crap about not going to the cops when someone's raped. 0.93
00:10:38.000 That's because they want to be the judge. 0.95
00:10:40.000 They want the power.
00:10:41.000 So I'm going to talk to Paul about that.
00:10:43.000 But first, let's just briefly look at his video.
00:10:45.000 He covers two main points.
00:10:47.000 One is that they've sort of bastardized sex and have pulled in these true allegations like Harvey Weinstein and just used it to mar the entire gender of male.
00:10:59.000 Now Harvey's my fault.
00:11:00.000 Check it out.
00:11:01.000 Regular viewers will know I've been the most vehement out of anyone calling for Hollywood and political pedo rings to be exposed.
00:11:08.000 But trial by social media mob outrage isn't justice and it sets a horrific precedent.
00:11:15.000 Everything is being conflated to the point where making a pass at a woman is placed in the same context as actual sexual assault.
00:11:23.000 As Laura Prendergast writes in The Spectator, women are jumping on the hashtag MeTooBandwagon so they can smother themselves in attention seeking victimhood. 0.99
00:11:32.000 Not because they're actual victims, but in one case, because a man looked at them.
00:11:37.000 Another storm was whipped up over Adam Sandler touching a woman's knee on a talk show.
00:11:43.000 So I took my parents, just like you.
00:11:46.000 I took my parents.
00:11:48.000 In another instance, an MP was outed after he called a woman attractive, intelligent, and charming.
00:11:54.000 Another case involved Michael Fallon trying to kiss a woman. 0.99
00:11:57.000 No, there's a world of difference between looking at someone, complimenting them, trying to kiss them, trying to touch them on the knee, and raping them. 0.99
00:12:06.000 All right. 0.98
00:12:07.000 So imagine we applied that kind of scrutiny to Islam, which is what I keep screaming on this show. 0.86
00:12:14.000 Take the way you treat me or Paul or Alex Jones or any other right-winger and just apply a modicum of that rigor to Islam and you'll be drowning in examples. 0.90
00:12:26.000 Do you think my Thai is homophobic? 0.96
00:12:29.000 All right, why don't you go into a mosque and ask them all what's happening to gays? 1.00
00:12:35.000 They're in danger is what's happening to gays to most in the mosque. 1.00
00:12:39.000 But check out.
00:12:41.000 So this is the point Paul makes. 0.98
00:12:42.000 He says, okay, so we're all sexists, we're all evil.
00:12:46.000 All right, I assume you'll be applying the same kind of standards to these new refugees? 0.99
00:12:51.000 What pisses me off the most is that these same feminists now hijacking this scandal to legitimize their crusade against straight white men Have for years now ignored the fact that we're importing a real rape culture in the form of mass Islamic immigration. 1.00
00:13:07.000 A policy that has resulted in women being molested en masse on numerous different occasions. 0.99
00:13:13.000 Cologne, Germany, where large crowds of what police describe as Arab men began sexually assaulting terrified young women.
00:13:19.000 Germany, touching them everywhere. 0.89
00:13:24.000 Sex attacks by migrants against women in multiple European countries are skyrocketing. 0.97
00:13:29.000 What did feminists have to say about that? 1.00
00:13:31.000 Nothing.
00:13:31.000 In Cologne, feminists responded to the mass molestation of women by migrants on New Year's Eve 2015 by visiting the local migrant center and handing out roses.
00:13:42.000 Okay, let's we'll talk to Paul about that exactly and we've got him on the show.
00:13:49.000 I want to be clear here that there's we need to we stop we have to stop conflating sex is a very bizarre thing. 0.98
00:13:56.000 It's it's a very ethereal magical spiritual place to be and you don't want to start meddling it you don't want with it with it you don't want the government in your bedroom that's why we have the law so there's bad sex there is rape with a ski mask and a knife that's the rape that you're trivializing by the way when you call everything else rape there's also the disgusting pig like Harvey Weinstein masturbating into a plant where Lawrence Savon can't get past him and has to watch it. 0.98
00:14:23.000 That's the bad kind. 0.98
00:14:25.000 Now there's the not bad and we have the normal manly behavior like putting your hand on someone's knee and saying, look, I think that you should blah, blah, blah. 0.99
00:14:33.000 There's the consensual sex, which I got in shit with on New York Post today. 0.98
00:14:40.000 And Stephen Segal is in trouble for wanting to perform Cunalingus in 1991. 1.00
00:14:46.000 And then there's just the straight-up liars, the framers, like Jamie Peck.
00:14:50.000 She says, now my wife was saying the other day, she goes, well, why would someone lie?
00:14:54.000 Why would they want to go through that?
00:14:55.000 And I go, because it's good for your career.
00:14:56.000 Jamie Peck went to Terry Richardson to get nude photographs done.
00:15:01.000 She went at least 12 times.
00:15:03.000 And New York Magazine, by the way, said to her, they go, we did our research.
00:15:06.000 You said you were just there once.
00:15:08.000 You were there 12 times.
00:15:08.000 I can see 12 different heritages.
00:15:10.000 And she went, uh, da, da, da, da.
00:15:13.000 Her identity is now Terry Richardson.
00:15:16.000 She built a career being a Terry Richardson victim, and she won't shut up about it.
00:15:20.000 Look at her in 2014.
00:15:22.000 She's talking about, she's just refurbishing the old story about Terry.
00:15:28.000 And then again in 2017, here we go.
00:15:30.000 What took you so long?
00:15:31.000 I'm the Terry Richardson gal.
00:15:32.000 I'm the Terry Richardson gal. 0.99
00:15:34.000 And again, the story with Terry is, I wanted to become a model, and you said you have to have sex with me so I could become a model. 0.98
00:15:40.000 No one looks up these girls. 0.99
00:15:41.000 This is what Jamie Peck looks like.
00:15:44.000 Can Terry Richardson make her a model?
00:15:46.000 Is he going to put her on the front of Vogue?
00:15:48.000 He can't do that.
00:15:49.000 No one can do that.
00:15:50.000 You can't screw your way into Vogue.
00:15:51.000 You can't screw your way into the MLB.
00:15:53.000 It's a meritocracy.
00:15:54.000 One of the few that's left.
00:15:56.000 Anyway, let's talk to Paul about all this.
00:16:03.000 How we doing, Paul?
00:16:05.000 Good to be here, Gavin.
00:16:07.000 How's life?
00:16:08.000 You're killing it. 0.53
00:16:11.000 It's not too bad.
00:16:12.000 I've been trying to spend more time on YouTube recently.
00:16:15.000 Spend more time on scripting videos especially and less time on Twitter, which is very addictive, but I'm trying to get away from Twitter a little bit.
00:16:23.000 So I put this video up last night because I thought it was quite apropos with what's going on with the whole sexual abuse scandal fallout, because it seems to be being conflated by the media and by the left.
00:16:36.000 I'll give you an example.
00:16:37.000 The last thing I saw on Twitter last night was a headline out of Fox News.
00:16:41.000 Stephen Seagal accused of telling actress to sit on his face in 1991.
00:16:46.000 So they're talking about, this was a conversation over the phone, Gavin.
00:16:50.000 Like he didn't even say it to her face.
00:16:52.000 She said no, that was the end of it.
00:16:54.000 Whatever else Stephen Seagal may have done, it's like the world will keep turning despite this apocalyptic bombshell from 26 years ago.
00:17:03.000 And that's what I talked about in the video that I put up last night, The New Sexual Puritans. 0.88
00:17:08.000 So the process that we're seeing, they're conflating all these like vague allegations, men clumsily approaching women being rebuffed, and then taking it and conflating it with actual sexual assault of the Harvey Weinstein variety. 0.96
00:17:23.000 So you've seen all these top feminists over the past couple of weeks, Lindy West being given a platform by the New York Times, Helen Rosner, Kate Harding, Matt McGorry, the actor on CNN, basically saying, oh, look, this proves what we claimed all along, that all men are misogynists, all men are perverts. 0.86
00:17:40.000 Look, what's happened, we've been proven right. 0.84
00:17:43.000 So they're taking it, twisting it, and hijacking it to try and resurrect third-wave feminism, trying to resurrect this misandric belief that all men are perverts. 0.77
00:17:52.000 Again, to fulfill their own agenda, which is, if you read the articles, the only way you can atone, Gavin, for being a misogynist and a sexist is to adopt all our far-left political beliefs.
00:18:05.000 Well, isn't that a coincidence?
00:18:07.000 Yeah, well, it's ultimately about power, right?
00:18:09.000 It's about telling you how to have sex, what you can and can't do. 1.00
00:18:13.000 And I think that's why they embrace Islam, because the jihadists are saboteurs. 1.00
00:18:18.000 So they're going to burn your house down metaphorically and maybe literally. 0.96
00:18:22.000 And then once they've sabotaged culture, then I can get in there and I can dictate everything, including how courtship works, how all men behave, what men say.
00:18:33.000 No, that's like, I mean, they make a list.
00:18:36.000 There's a big medium article which went viral by Kate Hot, by Helen Rosen, I'm sorry.
00:18:40.000 And she lists it.
00:18:41.000 She says, right, now you have to support Black Lives Matter. 0.61
00:18:44.000 You have to stop watching non-ethical porn.
00:18:46.000 You have to stop using the term social justice warrior and feministy. 1.00
00:18:50.000 You have to support abortion. 1.00
00:18:51.000 You have to be quiet as men. 1.00
00:18:53.000 Otherwise, you're on the same team as all these evil sexual abusers. 0.98
00:18:58.000 So it's completely transparent what they're doing. 0.94
00:19:00.000 It's like the professor with the New York Times op-ed yesterday, you know, should I let my kid be friends with white people? 0.72
00:19:06.000 You read his article and it's like, yeah, you should apologize for being white. 0.94
00:19:10.000 And by the way, that's not enough.
00:19:12.000 You also have to adopt all my far-left political beliefs.
00:19:16.000 So it always comes back to that over and over.
00:19:18.000 So it's a simple power play.
00:19:20.000 Like you said, it's so transparent what they're trying to do with this.
00:19:23.000 Well, his wife is white, by the way, that guy. 1.00
00:19:25.000 Yeah.
00:19:26.000 So most of half of his friends are white as well.
00:19:29.000 Yeah, he's clearly Friends with whites. 0.98
00:19:31.000 Well, every time you argue with feminists about this, they always say the same thing about all the fake allegations. 1.00
00:19:36.000 And again, it's becoming a challenge here to separate all the stories because we sound like we're rape apologists here.
00:19:42.000 Yes, rape is bad. 1.00
00:19:44.000 That's why we have the cops. 0.79
00:19:45.000 Go to the cops.
00:19:46.000 Even sexual assault, go to the cops.
00:19:48.000 Anything untowards, and it's illegal, go to the cops.
00:19:51.000 Otherwise, I don't know, someone, you didn't like the way someone spoke or you felt uncomfortable.
00:19:55.000 If it's not illegal, get over it.
00:19:57.000 You know, we all have.
00:19:58.000 But the one thing these women keep saying is, why would they lie? 1.00
00:20:01.000 Why would they exaggerate?
00:20:03.000 Why would they want to put themselves through that? 0.54
00:20:06.000 And I say, because I can give you a bunch of examples like Jamie Peck, who built her career on criticizing Terry Richardson, or Beth Sterling, who built her career pretending that her ex-boyfriend Kill Hartman raped her.
00:20:18.000 There's a real currency in being a victim here.
00:20:20.000 That's their motive to lie.
00:20:22.000 And that's exactly what the feminists are telling them to do. 1.00
00:20:24.000 You know, feminism is not about equality anymore. 1.00
00:20:26.000 It's about smothering yourself in victimhood.
00:20:28.000 We had the whole college rape culture myth that's been completely debunked.
00:20:32.000 That was totally exaggerated out of all proportion.
00:20:35.000 Innocent people were smeared.
00:20:37.000 And again, this is a continuation of that.
00:20:38.000 You talked about rape culture.
00:20:40.000 Kate Harding, who is one of these feminists saying, oh, this proves we were right to hate all men all along, doesn't it?
00:20:46.000 She wrote a book called The Alarming Rise of Rape Culture. 0.78
00:20:50.000 Now, how many of these feminists have said anything, Gavin, about the actual rape culture that the West has been importing for the past two years in the form of mass Islamic immigration? 0.98
00:20:59.000 Absolutely nothing.
00:21:01.000 In Cologne, when they had the mass molestation, they went to the local migrant centre, the feminist group did, and handed out roses. 0.99
00:21:08.000 That was their response to the molestation of 2,000 women in Cologne.
00:21:12.000 Now what we're seeing in the UK especially, they're regressing us back, these sex negative feminists on the same page as Islamists, to this modesty culture, where now we have a discussion of segregated trains. 1.00
00:21:24.000 We have bikini ads being banned by Sadiq Khan in London.
00:21:28.000 We've got catwalk shows based around modesty culture becoming more and more popular.
00:21:33.000 So again, they're becoming the new Puritans. 1.00
00:21:36.000 They're actually regressing women's rights, women's live, the sexual revolution, back to something akin to what the actual Islamists want, which is not very progressive, is it? 0.76
00:21:46.000 No, and it's also proof that this has nothing to do with feminism and everything to do with power. 1.00
00:21:51.000 They are sitting there saying, I'm a feminist, and then they get the head of the Women's March to be Linda Sarsour, who wants women to be second-class citizens.
00:21:59.000 Isn't that just a bona fide piece of evidence that you don't care about what you're saying?
00:22:06.000 You're clearly contradicting yourself on a daily basis, so your real objective must be, I want to take over.
00:22:12.000 Exactly. 0.99
00:22:13.000 It boils down to that every time Linda Sarsour, who talks about, what was it, like removing women's vaginas. 1.00
00:22:18.000 I mean, that was one of her things, Amy. 0.98
00:22:20.000 Herce Lee. 0.99
00:22:21.000 Absolutely despicable woman. 1.00
00:22:23.000 You've also got male feminists, and Matt McGorry came out on CNN and said, yeah, we're all complicit. 1.00
00:22:29.000 All men are complicit in this.
00:22:30.000 We need to take the blame.
00:22:31.000 But then the actual male feminists, and you've seen this, Gavin, they come out and they're exposed as actual abusers of women. 0.60
00:22:39.000 People like Sam Chris Myers was the other one, the British writer, having excoriated us for years about how misogynistic we are because we put out YouTube videos, they turn out to be actual sexual abusers of women, overcompensating for that obvious deficiency in their own personality.
00:22:57.000 So that's what really peeved me about this.
00:22:59.000 Yeah, Louis C.K. was so sanctimonious, saying everything bad about women, everything bad in a woman's life comes from a man.
00:23:06.000 Or Rob Reiner, I think we're about to seek tons of stuff on him, Meathead from Archie Bunker's place, always telling us how horrible we are.
00:23:12.000 I'm sure it's just projection.
00:23:14.000 I'm sure the vast majority of these times they criticize us, it's because they are projecting.
00:23:18.000 Like, look at the way they say, we want to commit literal genocide.
00:23:22.000 It's such a weird thing to say.
00:23:23.000 And then you go, wait a minute, you're a socialist.
00:23:25.000 You're a Stalinist. 0.96
00:23:26.000 You've committed literal genocide with your abortions, with Down syndrome. 0.98
00:23:30.000 I think you do want to commit literal genocide.
00:23:33.000 That's why it's in your vocabulary. 1.00
00:23:35.000 It's in your mind, you pig. 1.00
00:23:38.000 It's total projection. 1.00
00:23:39.000 I mean, and this whole anti-white thing now is completely, it's virulently out of control on Twitter. 0.79
00:23:44.000 It's every single day demeaning of white people.
00:23:48.000 That's the new racism, the last form of acceptable racism. 0.91
00:23:51.000 Socially acceptable racism is racism against white people.
00:23:55.000 The other thing with the sexual abuse scandal is it's all allegation and social media mob outrage.
00:24:00.000 And that's like all the proof they need now.
00:24:03.000 So now in the UK, you had a Welsh politician called Carl Sargent who was accused of these vague allegations of sexual assault.
00:24:10.000 They weren't even named.
00:24:11.000 He killed himself.
00:24:13.000 His family came out and said he committed suicide because he couldn't respond to these allegations properly.
00:24:18.000 So it's now actually driving people to kill themselves because of this witch hunt mentality that we're now seeing.
00:24:25.000 And even after the suicide, you'll see people saying, well, doesn't that show he's guilty?
00:24:29.000 Doesn't that prove that he has some guilt there?
00:24:32.000 No, there's some people that aren't strong.
00:24:34.000 Like Paul Nungeser at Columbia, he sued the school after Mattress Girl ruined his life.
00:24:41.000 He's strong.
00:24:42.000 But this guy who killed himself, or I think Kale Hartman, a lot of guys just go, I can't stand this stigma.
00:24:49.000 And by the way, you've got to be pretty tough to stand up to this.
00:24:52.000 Kale was just at a comedy club a year after this fake allegation, and he's sitting in the audience of Improv Place, and someone lean, the owner leans over and goes, yeah, you're going to have to leave.
00:25:02.000 No real proof, nothing, just rumors.
00:25:05.000 And a lot of these guys can't handle it.
00:25:08.000 They collapse.
00:25:10.000 And obviously that's the thing with Kevin Spacey and Weinstein.
00:25:13.000 I mean, they admit a lot of it.
00:25:15.000 If you're going to admit it or there's evidence for it, then fair enough.
00:25:18.000 But accusation alone, it's like all this Roy Moore stuff.
00:25:21.000 Yes, if that's what happened, then he deserves the full punishment of the law.
00:25:24.000 But we can't just create a system with complete injustice where if enough people are outraged on Twitter, then it must be true.
00:25:32.000 Because that leads to a horrible situation.
00:25:34.000 And we're coming from a perspective, I've made videos calling out Hollywood paedophile rings, I've made videos calling out political paedophile rings, calling out the actual rape culture that we're importing.
00:25:46.000 So we're coming from a position where we've talked about this at length, but now it's all being conflated.
00:25:52.000 They're all hijacking it to resurrect third wave feminism because it's been discredited. 1.00
00:25:58.000 Well, again, I'm sorry to keep harping on It but power, power, power.
00:26:02.000 Like the Title IX thing in schools, kangaroo courts. 0.97
00:26:06.000 So they say, Mattress Girl goes, I got raped.
00:26:08.000 We go, no problem. 0.95
00:26:09.000 We've been working on this since the Magna Carta.
00:26:11.000 Go to the cops, we'll get the evidence, we'll get the camera footage.
00:26:14.000 Don't worry, we're gonna help you.
00:26:15.000 And she goes, No, I don't want to do it that way.
00:26:18.000 I feel unsafe, she said.
00:26:19.000 Now, I know New York cops who said they saw her texting him afterwards flirtatiously. 1.00
00:26:24.000 So they said, you're going to get in big trouble.
00:26:25.000 So she went, nah, I don't like that way.
00:26:27.000 I want to have my own court at Columbia where the accused doesn't get to even know who's accusing him or when the date of the accusation was.
00:26:37.000 So now they have their own courts, their own Title IX, their own kangaroo court, and they can exercise, they're the law now.
00:26:43.000 They're the police.
00:26:44.000 They're the judge and jury and the executioner.
00:26:47.000 It's downright fascist is what it is.
00:26:51.000 And it's obviously partisan.
00:26:53.000 Like Hillary Clinton constantly during the campaign said, women need to be believed when they make the accusation. 1.00
00:26:59.000 Apart from if Bill Clinton raped them, then we'll not talk about that.
00:27:03.000 But women only need to believed if the target of their accusation is politically on the right. 1.00
00:27:09.000 Okay.
00:27:09.000 And, you know, the right does that to some extent too, but it's mainly on the left, especially with Hillary.
00:27:14.000 And yeah, people's lives are being absolutely ruined by this.
00:27:18.000 Right.
00:27:19.000 When they come out and say, no, I didn't do this still.
00:27:22.000 Well, enough people are outraged.
00:27:23.000 Forget it.
00:27:24.000 Delete your account.
00:27:25.000 Your career is ruined.
00:27:27.000 And these people are even being driven to suicide now.
00:27:29.000 So that's the problem with it.
00:27:31.000 It's this huge witch hunt that we're seeing over the past couple of weeks with this.
00:27:36.000 Okay, last point. 0.94
00:27:38.000 The mentality is that men are rapists. 0.79
00:27:40.000 They've taken, most rapists are male, yeah, vast majority, but they've taken that to be all men are rapists.
00:27:47.000 And I remember seeing Karen Strawn say, back before we even really had laws, you know, back when Christianity was being hammered out, they were talking about we want to punish men for beating their wives, but when we put him in jail, he's no longer making money and we end up punishing the woman.
00:28:03.000 So what about this?
00:28:03.000 What about we take the guy who beats his wife and we publicly whip him in the court square and then send him back to work?
00:28:11.000 So he gets punished and she gets the money.
00:28:13.000 So my point here is that men have been fighting these rapists and dealing with this problem since the beginning of civilization.
00:28:21.000 Yes, yes, a lot of the bad guys are men.
00:28:24.000 All the good guys are men too.
00:28:26.000 Yeah, and that's kind of the point I make in my video, this collectivist mindset.
00:28:31.000 You know, some women throw themselves at powerful men. 1.00
00:28:34.000 Okay, let's not deny that that's a fact.
00:28:36.000 Power is an aphrodisiac.
00:28:38.000 Some women sleep their way to the top. 1.00
00:28:40.000 Also, some men, notice the stress on some, abuse their power and then think, oh, I can have any woman, which is what leads them into trouble with this sex assault stuff.
00:28:50.000 So there's fault on both sides.
00:28:52.000 And as you said, men are heroes, men are villains.
00:28:54.000 But we can't conflate it all and demonize an entire gender just because that suits our political agenda. 1.00
00:29:00.000 And that's what feminists are trying to do. 1.00
00:29:02.000 I mean, it all spills out of the Trump grabber by the pussy tape. 1.00
00:29:06.000 Obviously, he was talking about women who throw themselves at famous, powerful men. 0.99
00:29:12.000 That doesn't mean that all women do that. 0.96
00:29:14.000 And that doesn't mean that that's a good thing.
00:29:16.000 And some men do abuse that. 0.83
00:29:17.000 So we have to see it from both perspectives and not lump everybody in with these villains, with these sexual abusers.
00:29:24.000 That's all that I'm saying in the video.
00:29:26.000 And now they're trying to exploit it to push this idea.
00:29:30.000 You can only atone by adopting our political beliefs.
00:29:33.000 It's all about power, as he said.
00:29:35.000 Yeah, they let you do it.
00:29:37.000 Well, Paul, it's a great video, The New Sexual Puritans.
00:29:40.000 And I think videos like this, I know you constantly get hammered and we all get attacked on a daily basis way more than the left.
00:29:46.000 But young millennials, young people see these videos, they look up the references, they double check it and they go, this guy's right.
00:29:54.000 And I think it's why young people are now leaning farther right because they're realizing that the left is full of sh ⁇ . 0.83
00:30:02.000 Well, it's just a reality-based thing, isn't it?
00:30:04.000 I mean, some of these videos, I read books and research for three weeks, like all the stuff about architecture.
00:30:10.000 I don't spew out an opinion.
00:30:11.000 And people can see that in the videos.
00:30:13.000 They can go to the sources.
00:30:14.000 Everything has a screenshot.
00:30:15.000 You can go and Google the study or the headline.
00:30:17.000 And that's why Julian Assange, for example, said that these videos that I'm producing are red-pilling an entire generation of young people.
00:30:25.000 No higher praise than from Julian Assange, who seems to have his finger on the pulse on a lot of things.
00:30:30.000 So you're right.
00:30:30.000 That's why they're paranoid.
00:30:31.000 That's why they're now trying to censor us on YouTube because I joked that YouTube was a right-wing safe space.
00:30:38.000 And that's when the New York Times sent out the back signal.
00:30:41.000 And that's when a lot of this censorship started to unroll.
00:30:44.000 So they know we're having a big effect and they're frightened by it.
00:30:47.000 Yeah, they won't debate us because they want power.
00:30:49.000 So they just want to silence us, like all fascists.
00:30:52.000 Paul, thanks for coming on the show.
00:30:53.000 And we got into your video before we're going to do everything we can to promote it.
00:30:58.000 Great stuff.
00:30:59.000 Thanks a lot, Gavin.
00:31:00.000 Cheers, Paul.
00:31:01.000 Cheers.
00:31:05.000 Hey, folks, you might remember Mark Dice.
00:31:07.000 He's that guy who does the Streeters. 0.98
00:31:09.000 I think he lives in San Diego, California, one of those stupid Californian cities where they're worried about franken foods. 0.99
00:31:15.000 Even though Norman Borlaug's genetically modified corn saved a billion lives, he goes out with his microphone and talks to large-breasted social justice warriors and asks them the most basic, normal questions about humanity with his dice mic, and we see how crazy they all are. 0.99
00:31:34.000 So if you saw like a white person wearing like a sombrero and that being, that's not safe. 0.99
00:31:39.000 No.
00:31:40.000 Because that's ridicule, that's being made fun of.
00:31:43.000 She's talking about sombrero costumes for Halloween and how that's not indicative of a safe space.
00:31:49.000 And America needs to become one giant safe space.
00:31:54.000 But we hate the cops.
00:31:55.000 We don't like cops, but we want the country to become much more safe.
00:31:58.000 Using that as a caricature.
00:32:01.000 And you're not joking, are you?
00:32:04.000 No.
00:32:05.000 But he also does these great interviews where he, not interviews, sorry, these great commentary videos where he just watches TV and then talks about what's going on live.
00:32:16.000 They're obviously pre-edited to highlights, but he does those much more often, and they're much better.
00:32:21.000 Both are great, by the way.
00:32:23.000 I'm gay for Mark.
00:32:25.000 Levin continues with a disturbing story out of Montgomery County.
00:32:28.000 Students found flyers taped up at a high school That say it's okay to be white.
00:32:32.000 Oh no, call the FBI.
00:32:34.000 This is a disturbing story, they said.
00:32:36.000 It's disturbing, all right.
00:32:37.000 It's disturbing that you think there's a problem with these flyers.
00:32:40.000 This is a report from an ABC affiliate in Washington, D.C. It's okay to be white sign found on doors at Montgomery Blair High School in Maryland.
00:32:49.000 School says flyers were removed and says they're investigating.
00:32:53.000 What the hell is there to investigate?
00:32:56.000 So who is Mark Dice? 0.90
00:32:58.000 Is he a racist?
00:32:58.000 Those were two racial things I put up, but that's just a coincidence.
00:33:02.000 It's not very indicative of what he writes about.
00:33:03.000 He basically just mocks the left.
00:33:07.000 And his actual politics are not racist.
00:33:10.000 They're not anti-Semitic.
00:33:11.000 They're not controversial.
00:33:12.000 He's just a normal Trump guy. 1.00
00:33:14.000 But because the left, and I no longer call them mentally ill, I no longer call them fake, they are crazy ex-girlfriends. 1.00
00:33:22.000 The left has become a bunch of crazy ex-girlfriends. 0.99
00:33:26.000 And because they are so incensed, they've made him the bad guy. 0.91
00:33:31.000 So we've got YouTube censoring him.
00:33:32.000 We've got a war against Mark Dice trying to prevent him from making a living because he has moderate politics.
00:33:39.000 I mean, everyone who thinks that we're Nazis, you go, who else is a Nazi?
00:33:42.000 And they go, Trump.
00:33:43.000 And you go, okay, so you think 50% of the country is a Nazi? 1.00
00:33:48.000 You're deranged. 1.00
00:33:50.000 You don't seem to understand that you lost, that your radical beliefs are nuts. 0.99
00:33:56.000 Let's talk to Mark about Trump derangement syndrome and how it affects his life.
00:34:00.000 This interview is in two parts.
00:34:01.000 We'll do part two tomorrow.
00:34:04.000 Mark Dice is on the show.
00:34:05.000 Mark, how you doing?
00:34:06.000 I'm doing real good.
00:34:08.000 Still celebrating the victory of President Trump one year ago.
00:34:11.000 It took me 24 hours to really digest it.
00:34:14.000 I was in a daze.
00:34:15.000 I was screaming because that's what you should do when your friends are screaming back at you.
00:34:18.000 But deep down, it didn't really affect me until the next day.
00:34:23.000 No, I was stunned.
00:34:26.000 I mean, I was stunned for probably 24, 48 hours.
00:34:29.000 And, you know, I mean, thank God, you know, we're not the ones that are screaming helplessly at the sky.
00:34:35.000 Did you see what they were doing in the cities across the country?
00:34:37.000 We talked about that earlier.
00:34:38.000 Don't they get that they keep playing into our hands?
00:34:41.000 Like, you just made a hilarious event for me to enjoy.
00:34:46.000 I really wonder if this was a 4chan trolling op that then became serious, that some people actually fell for and took serious.
00:34:55.000 Because it seems like a joke.
00:34:56.000 Like, okay, they're going to come and scream, quote, helplessly at this guy.
00:35:00.000 It was all over.
00:35:01.000 I mean, Newsweek covered it.
00:35:02.000 They were covering it two weeks in advance.
00:35:04.000 They were setting up Facebook invites and groups for it.
00:35:08.000 And they actually did it.
00:35:10.000 What do you think?
00:35:11.000 What do they think is going to happen?
00:35:13.000 Do you think Trump is going to go, all right, all right, all right, I'll step down.
00:35:18.000 Hillary, get in here. 1.00
00:35:19.000 Pence will have to go too, I guess.
00:35:21.000 I don't know how Congress works.
00:35:22.000 What exactly does this do?
00:35:25.000 It's a form, I think, of therapy for them.
00:35:27.000 It's still a release.
00:35:28.000 But, I mean, as you see with the collapsing of Hillary's legacy, at this point, about the one-year turnaround time, the Democrats are finally starting to realize reality. 0.59
00:35:42.000 I mean, the rats are leaving the sinking ship of SS Hillary's legacy.
00:35:47.000 And I think stabbing her in the back is the only thing that someone like Elizabeth Warren can do to try to salvage potentially what's left of her career. 0.95
00:35:56.000 Obviously, she'll probably run in 2020 trying to become the first woman president herself, what Hillary couldn't accomplish. 1.00
00:36:04.000 But it's incredible how the Democrats' leadership are finally realizing what we've been telling people for years, that the Clintons are corrupt.
00:36:13.000 Daughter Brazil said that the Clinton campaign was like a cult.
00:36:17.000 I mean, it's just, it's incredible to see.
00:36:19.000 It took a year for them to finally snap out of it.
00:36:22.000 You know, usually I'm in the grieving process, I guess, depending on the tragedy.
00:36:27.000 You know, it could take some time.
00:36:28.000 But, I mean, I was expecting them to take a few weeks to get over the election, but it's a year.
00:36:34.000 Hopefully after the holiday season, Thanksgiving's coming up pretty quick, after Christmas, New Year's, maybe 2018, they can finally start to see the light and realize that their paranoid, apocalyptic visions of what the Trump presidency was supposed to bring were just some sort of paranoid-induced illusions.
00:36:54.000 Well, I heard them talking about Pence.
00:36:56.000 Their concern now was Pence, because it's already given the Trumps out.
00:37:00.000 So now they have to deal with President Pence.
00:37:02.000 And you think, you know, when Obama won, we all just sort of went, oh, my God, he's not the Messiah.
00:37:07.000 Calm down.
00:37:08.000 And then we moved on. 0.99
00:37:09.000 But the fact that they took this suck attack shows how spoiled they are. 0.99
00:37:13.000 And instead of handling it, they go, we demand forensic scrutiny of everything, Russia, all perverts. 1.00
00:37:20.000 I need to know about your sex life. 0.98
00:37:22.000 I need to know about any collusion and any taxes, everything.
00:37:26.000 I want all open books.
00:37:27.000 And we went, okay, here. 0.89
00:37:29.000 And then we discovered they're the perverts. 0.99
00:37:31.000 They're the gropers. 0.99
00:37:32.000 They're the ones colluding with Russia. 0.62
00:37:34.000 They're the ones destroying the election, stealing it from Bernie. 1.00
00:37:37.000 They're the scumbags. 1.00
00:37:39.000 And Hollywood's collapsing. 1.00
00:37:41.000 Hollywood, every day, more revelations about more stars come out that get more and more disturbing.
00:37:47.000 Harvey Weinstein had a whole private investigative team trying to dig dirt up on people and potentially intimidate some of the victims.
00:37:56.000 And that's all the more reason why the conservative, you know, smaller, independent new media like you and I just keep on rising.
00:38:04.000 People have been looking for an alternative to this Hollywood swamp, to the Hollywood cesspool.
00:38:11.000 And so, I mean, let's face it, on cable television, there's on one conservative network to seven liberal networks.
00:38:21.000 So people are looking for what we're providing.
00:38:24.000 So we just keep on doing what we're doing.
00:38:26.000 We just keep putting out our own content, and it spreads organically.
00:38:30.000 And that's why, I mean, President Trump's making America great again.
00:38:34.000 He made my YouTube channel great again because just putting out content, debunking the lies that the media was telling about him, and then after the election, just the continued insanity, has brought me over a million YouTube subscribers.
00:38:49.000 It's just incredible from sitting in my kitchen, and that's not with some big network behind me.
00:38:54.000 You know, my new book, by the way, which I will shamelessly plug, The True Story of Fake News, just came out on Monday.
00:39:00.000 It hit number 15 on Amazon's bestseller list, which I think is pretty darn good considering.
00:39:05.000 I don't have a publicist.
00:39:07.000 You didn't have any press.
00:39:09.000 No press at all.
00:39:10.000 I don't have a publicist.
00:39:11.000 I don't have a big publisher.
00:39:13.000 I'm the publisher, you know.
00:39:15.000 And so, just from social media, it reached Amazon's bestseller list.
00:39:19.000 And it was, I mean, it's up there with some brand name authors that everyone's familiar with.
00:39:24.000 And then there's me.
00:39:27.000 And that's the power of the hungry conservatives now that we've been activated.
00:39:32.000 And thankfully, we haven't fallen asleep at the wheel.
00:39:35.000 More people are getting engaged now because we see that what is at stake for taking back this country.
00:39:41.000 So it's not like we won the election last year and we're just going to sit back and fall asleep and enjoy the ride.
00:39:47.000 We definitely have gotten so many more people engaged.
00:39:51.000 And now with social media, I mean, so many people want to have, you know, basically do what we're doing here and want to analyze and want to report and want to be watchdogs.
00:40:00.000 So it's an incredible time to be alive.
00:40:03.000 When evening rolls around and it's time to go to town.
00:40:06.000 Where do you go? 0.88
00:40:09.000 Apu is a racist stereotype, buddy. 0.95
00:40:12.000 You got to know that, man.
00:40:13.000 You got to come down to the university because it implies that Indian peoples work at convenience stores and that they have an accent that is different.
00:40:23.000 That's the stereotype.
00:40:25.000 A cartoon is a stereotype?
00:40:28.000 Yeah, I know.
00:40:31.000 What the hell are they talking about?
00:40:33.000 Does everything have to be atypical in a cartoon on TV?
00:40:37.000 That's really what diversity means.
00:40:38.000 It means don't notice a pattern.
00:40:41.000 So they have this East Indian, as they're called, Harry Kondabalu, doesn't mince words about the impact the character in the long time running animation had on his own life.
00:40:52.000 Kids in the playground would always mimic the accent and say, thank you, come again.
00:40:56.000 Or hello, Mr. Homer, the Indian American comedian tells BBC.
00:41:01.000 For the record, the most successful ethnic group in America is Indian Americans.
00:41:07.000 So you want to talk about Indian privilege?
00:41:09.000 That's what's going on here.
00:41:11.000 Complaining that someone did an accent in school?
00:41:14.000 I came to Canada in 1975 with a posh English accent, and my fellow immigrants were Indians. 0.76
00:41:21.000 We both got the crap kicked out of us for our accents, and I thought it was funny.
00:41:26.000 And I got a Canadian accent immediately. 0.96
00:41:28.000 I don't sit there and go, yeah, when I was British, people were mean to me.
00:41:32.000 Yeah, it's called school.
00:41:34.000 We used to beat up kids for having glasses on.
00:41:38.000 I would get beat up if I farted in class.
00:41:40.000 My own friends would beat me up.
00:41:42.000 We used to pee on each other.
00:41:43.000 It's body temperature.
00:41:44.000 So if you pee on a guy's leg at a party, like a bushbash, we used to call them in Canada when you're outside. 0.96
00:41:49.000 And you don't notice that there's pee on your leg because it's the same temperature.
00:41:52.000 The only reason you know you're being peed on is your friends are laughing their heads off. 0.88
00:41:56.000 It's called tomfoolery.
00:41:58.000 It's called hijinks. 1.00
00:41:59.000 It's called being boisterous boys.
00:42:02.000 If you grow up there, you learn to make jokes and how to make comebacks, but it's harder to counter an accent. 1.00
00:42:07.000 What's your comeback for an accent?
00:42:09.000 Oh, I didn't have a comeback.
00:42:11.000 The Simpsons.
00:42:13.000 Want me to complain?
00:42:14.000 How about Groundskeeper Willie, by the way?
00:42:17.000 You see him?
00:42:18.000 He's full of stereotypes about the Scots.
00:42:21.000 Check this one out.
00:42:22.000 Natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots. 1.00
00:42:25.000 Sorry, I started it a bit late there.
00:42:27.000 He started out by saying that brothers and sisters are natural enemy, like the English and the Scots, who terrorized us for 700 bloody years, by the way.
00:42:38.000 Scots, or Welshmen and Scots. 0.85
00:42:40.000 Bloody Welsh. 1.00
00:42:41.000 See, the Welsh. 0.99
00:42:42.000 They want to be English.
00:42:43.000 See, you're watching a football match.
00:42:46.000 You're going to see the Welsh rooting for England over Scotland. 0.78
00:42:51.000 The bloody Scots, we will root for any team that's running against England. 0.81
00:42:56.000 Or Japanese and Scots. 0.99
00:42:59.000 That's a lie.
00:42:59.000 We don't hate the Japanese.
00:43:02.000 Or Scots and other Scots. 0.89
00:43:05.000 That is a bit true, actually.
00:43:06.000 You got the Glaswegians, the Ouija's, and those fee Edinburgh, the Burgers, and they're positively at each other's throats. 1.00
00:43:15.000 Damn Scots! 1.00
00:43:17.000 They ruined Scotland! 1.00
00:43:19.000 You Scots sure are a contentious people.
00:43:21.000 Just made an enemy for life.
00:43:25.000 That's a fact.
00:43:27.000 And I've said that a million times.
00:43:28.000 It's not just a stereotype.
00:43:31.000 It's a genetic pattern.
00:43:33.000 I have, in fact, see my grandfather, my grandfida, he didn't speak to his son for 25 years because his son ripped him off.
00:43:42.000 That is Scotland in a nutshell.
00:43:43.000 In fact, I think I'm the new generation because what I do is I say, you know what?
00:43:48.000 I'm only going to be mad at you for a year.
00:43:50.000 Like Milo Yiannopoulos, I wasn't speaking to him for a year.
00:43:53.000 Then I got over it.
00:43:54.000 That's revolutionary.
00:43:55.000 That's the new generation of Scots. 0.96
00:43:57.000 You just made an enemy for a year instead of for life.
00:44:00.000 What about this one?
00:44:01.000 The shame is that we won't need you to speak anymore.
00:44:03.000 What?
00:44:04.000 This is your doing, Willie. 0.79
00:44:06.000 I'll turn your groin to putting. 1.00
00:44:08.000 Oh, you speak like a poet, but you punch like one T. God, T? 0.98
00:44:15.000 That's the worst Scottish accent on television.
00:44:18.000 That's the same Harry Scheer, isn't it?
00:44:20.000 Who does all the accents?
00:44:21.000 He doesn't do a Scottish accent.
00:44:23.000 And by the way, the Scots and the Irish are violent, okay? 1.00
00:44:26.000 Not only are you allowed to lampoon stereotypes, most stereotypes are true. 0.97
00:44:30.000 I think most stereotypes are genetically true. 0.86
00:44:33.000 The Scots are genetically violent, and it comes for the English constantly antagonizing them. 1.00
00:44:39.000 Those who don't want conflict are extinct.
00:44:41.000 Those who enjoy conflict, they remain.
00:44:44.000 And I enjoy conflict.