Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 22, 2017


Get Off My Lawn #34 | Huff Baddy


Episode Stats

Length

40 minutes

Words per Minute

175.7319

Word Count

7,123

Sentence Count

636

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

25


Summary

This week, the lads are joined by the late comedian Billy Connolly's daughter to talk about the loss of her famous father, and what it was like growing up in the 70s and 80s with a man who was one of the most hated people in the whole world. Plus, a story about a woman who got into a fight in the bathroom at a bar, and why women should be in bars.


Transcript

00:00:03.000 I'd like to sing James Taylor's songs and songs by Carlo King from New York.
00:00:15.000 It's get off my lungs.
00:00:18.000 Kevin McGuinness.
00:00:20.000 When I sing in social clubs, just one thing sickens me.
00:00:28.000 A weedled woman staggers up.
00:00:32.000 This is what she says to me.
00:00:36.000 Jimmy!
00:00:38.000 Gonna give ten guitars!
00:00:48.000 Her face has got a thousand battle scars.
00:00:56.000 Oh, I must have played that song in a thousand bars.
00:01:01.000 Yodalai Odalai Aihu.
00:01:06.000 Even that is a joke.
00:01:07.000 He's talking about how he would get these books for yodeling songs, and the lyrics are written out.
00:01:15.000 And it says, like, Yodeli, Odelai, Aihu.
00:01:19.000 So when he does it, he says it in that way.
00:01:22.000 Yodalai, Odalai, Aihu.
00:01:24.000 That, of course, was Billy Connolly.
00:01:25.000 And that's a bit, a very old bit, I think from the 70s called Glasgow Accents and Nine and a Half Guitars.
00:01:32.000 I ran into him on the street in New York by Penn Station recently, and I crapped my drawers because I grew up Scottish.
00:01:39.000 I was born in England, but my parents were Scottish.
00:01:42.000 Grew up with these comics, The Beano, Dennis the Menace.
00:01:45.000 He was a tough guy, always terrorizing this guy, Walter, who was a softy.
00:01:50.000 We'll get to that later on in the show.
00:01:52.000 But yeah, Billy Conley was a huge part of my life.
00:01:55.000 So when I saw him on the street, I said, Billy, I ruined it.
00:02:00.000 I said, oh, I love all your stuff.
00:02:02.000 Jobby Weisha.
00:02:04.000 That's a skitty has about a guy, a bit he has about a guy who got sucked through a plane when he was going crap.
00:02:10.000 And I realize now I should have stuck, just like that song, I should have stood in front of him and said, hey, Joey, hey, come on.
00:02:18.000 Go to Guia's 10 guitars.
00:02:23.000 It would have been brilliant.
00:02:24.000 But of course, he's got Parkinson's.
00:02:26.000 And then he doesn't do interviews, so I got his daughter.
00:02:29.000 I tracked her down.
00:02:30.000 I go, can you come on the show?
00:02:31.000 And she goes, no.
00:02:32.000 What am I doing?
00:02:33.000 An interview about my dad?
00:02:34.000 Good point.
00:02:37.000 So we're going to talk about this comic being desecrated.
00:02:40.000 We're going to talk to a fellow proud boy who goes to a bar.
00:02:45.000 He's taking a piss in the bathroom.
00:02:47.000 The bartender says, hey, you got to come down and beat the crap out of this guy.
00:02:51.000 I hate him.
00:02:52.000 Four guys show up with bats, beat the hell out of him.
00:02:55.000 He's still, you're going to see him in a second.
00:02:57.000 He's got big black eyes.
00:02:58.000 And he goes to the, they rip his shirt off.
00:03:01.000 He's covered in blood.
00:03:02.000 They go to the bar and he goes, call the cops.
00:03:04.000 And she goes, no.
00:03:06.000 So then the media comes by and does an article.
00:03:08.000 And you know what the take is?
00:03:09.000 Bartender made to feel unsafe because he was yelling at her afterwards and swore.
00:03:15.000 Oh, poor angel.
00:03:18.000 There's a weird undertone here of feminism.
00:03:19.000 Like we say women should be in bars, they should be in bartenders, they should be in fights, and all they do is sickas on each other and then cry, help, help, when anyone turns around.
00:03:30.000 So I've also got my brother Miles on the show to talk about racism.
00:03:34.000 That'll be tedious.
00:03:37.000 And Lauren Southern, she's in Britain right now with Tommy Robinson, and she's going to talk about the cops and what I noticed when I was there, which is they're not like cops here.
00:03:47.000 Cops here are cool, and when they do dumb stuff, it's because their bosses told them to.
00:03:50.000 I think those cops in Britain who paint their nails and stuff, I think they like it.
00:03:56.000 So we'll talk to them, and then we'll end, of course, with our favorite show, Onion Rings, with Rex Shapiro.
00:04:02.000 He'll be talking about Bon Jovi.
00:04:03.000 But before we get to any of that, you guys, let's get super gay.
00:04:12.000 This is Super Gay!
00:04:15.000 Hey guys!
00:04:17.000 Welcome to that Super Gay.
00:04:19.000 Demi Lovato just brought a trans politician to the AMA's American Music Awards.
00:04:25.000 Remember we talked about this dude, Danica Rome?
00:04:29.000 He was a singer of that metal band Cab Ride Home.
00:04:32.000 And he's just a random gay dude that the left decided to turn into a trans superstar who's really big on infrastructure and pretends he's there about issues when he's really just there for spite.
00:04:43.000 They're trying to make us mad as Trump people, like we care.
00:04:46.000 But look at these two together.
00:04:48.000 Look at Demi and Danica.
00:04:51.000 Is there a clearer example of why women can't just be a thing you buy on a shelf?
00:04:59.000 Is there a better example of how dudes aren't chicks?
00:05:04.000 Can we just take a moment to try to digest how unfathomably hot Demi Lovato is?
00:05:12.000 Hey, gay people and women, if you've ever wondered what lust is, like what goes through our mind, this is essentially the personification of what straight guys are into.
00:05:22.000 She's got the perfect amount of meat on her bones.
00:05:24.000 She looks like kind of evil.
00:05:26.000 She's got that long dark hair.
00:05:30.000 Find me more pictures of Demi Lovato.
00:05:32.000 She is my favorite.
00:05:35.000 Oh my word.
00:05:37.000 Isn't that her bare chest?
00:05:39.000 What a looker she is.
00:05:42.000 That one's a little annoying.
00:05:44.000 That's great.
00:05:46.000 I bet she's an idiot.
00:05:47.000 That dress is amazing.
00:05:49.000 That's all you got?
00:05:50.000 I want thousands.
00:05:52.000 I want to see her nude.
00:05:53.000 Okay, here she is.
00:05:54.000 Here she is.
00:05:55.000 Look.
00:05:56.000 She's on the carpet.
00:05:58.000 You're both here.
00:06:00.000 This is brilliant.
00:06:00.000 This is brilliant.
00:06:01.000 Well, what a pair you make.
00:06:03.000 It's great.
00:06:03.000 It's great.
00:06:04.000 Now, how did you two meet?
00:06:05.000 We actually just met.
00:06:08.000 You know how awkward that is?
00:06:09.000 This is all fake.
00:06:11.000 When you elect someone just to make someone else mad, you don't know anything about them.
00:06:15.000 You don't know who they are.
00:06:16.000 And when you get interviewed, people don't know what to say because they don't know the context.
00:06:20.000 And they just go, uh, this is great.
00:06:22.000 This is great.
00:06:23.000 What's going on?
00:06:23.000 And they go, I don't know.
00:06:25.000 We're just posing for a picture because we think it'll make Trump mad.
00:06:28.000 Meanwhile, Trump and all his followers Couldn't care less.
00:06:32.000 In a hotel room right upstairs.
00:06:35.000 Oh, you just met her.
00:06:36.000 Yeah.
00:06:36.000 But I heard her story, and I think that what Danica has done is just completely inspirational.
00:06:42.000 And she's a trailblazer, and I wanted her to join me because my performance is about bullying.
00:06:48.000 And she's put up with so much bullying.
00:06:51.000 And she's saying as a trans woman is groundbreaking and incredible.
00:06:58.000 And I have so much respect for her.
00:06:59.000 I wanted to come with her.
00:07:00.000 That's what I love about you is you are very inspirational.
00:07:02.000 And people love that.
00:07:07.000 That's what I love about you is that you're really inspirational.
00:07:10.000 And people love that.
00:07:12.000 Why did we give these people the keys to the kingdom?
00:07:15.000 They have no clue what they're doing.
00:07:18.000 Just one thing seconds me.
00:07:23.000 See me.
00:07:24.000 See Mamo.
00:07:25.000 See fish.
00:07:27.000 Mamo hates fish.
00:07:29.000 See me.
00:07:30.000 See Bino.
00:07:31.000 I grew up with Bino.
00:07:33.000 I grew up with Dennis the Menace.
00:07:35.000 I grew up with Dandy and Beezer and Topper and Cor and the King.
00:07:41.000 Bino.
00:07:42.000 Look at this collector's item.
00:07:43.000 I still got it.
00:07:44.000 1980.
00:07:45.000 8P, Dennis the Menace and Nasher.
00:07:48.000 This is an integral part of Scotch tradition.
00:07:51.000 And reading these comics, it was so bloody good because you'd have Dennis the Menace pounding a softie named Walter.
00:07:58.000 And it's not just one comic, it's indicative of Scotland's entire history.
00:08:03.000 It started in the 30s.
00:08:05.000 I think it's Britain's oldest running comic.
00:08:07.000 The guy who did Urwolley, David Lowe, I believe his name was, and then he did the Bruins.
00:08:12.000 And they said, you're good at this, pal.
00:08:14.000 You do a whole line of things.
00:08:16.000 And he ended up doing the Beano.
00:08:18.000 And the characters were bloody amazing.
00:08:21.000 There was Dennis the Menace.
00:08:23.000 And Dennis was mischievous.
00:08:26.000 He hated wimps.
00:08:27.000 Look at him there.
00:08:28.000 He's standing on Walter the Softy with his weed dug.
00:08:32.000 That's inspiring.
00:08:33.000 He was a menace.
00:08:34.000 He got to trouble.
00:08:34.000 I have no idea, by the way, to the American Dennis a Menace, if that was stolen from him or no.
00:08:38.000 But there was Rasher his pig.
00:08:40.000 Remember him?
00:08:41.000 And Nasher the dog, and then Nasher's kid, Nipper.
00:08:46.000 And then they had Walter the Softy.
00:08:48.000 Remember him?
00:08:49.000 He was weak.
00:08:51.000 Walter in softy, softy.
00:08:54.000 And in that, Dennis would make his life hell.
00:08:58.000 There was Roger the Dodger too.
00:09:00.000 The Bass Street kids, Minnie the Minx.
00:09:04.000 It's still going strong, by the way.
00:09:06.000 I mean, I think the kids prefer superheroes now, but it still exists.
00:09:11.000 So at any rate, they're forced to capitulate.
00:09:14.000 And you look at this cover and you go, you know what?
00:09:16.000 I haven't got a problem with it.
00:09:18.000 It's clearly Minnie the Minx as Batman with Dennis there swinging down.
00:09:21.000 Minnie was, I liked Minnie because she got into trouble, by the way.
00:09:25.000 She was fun with Dennis.
00:09:27.000 But you look at this and you think, this is still a wonderful part of my childhood.
00:09:31.000 My gran would send me a big bundle of comics once a month and I'd pour through them.
00:09:35.000 I had a stack about this big.
00:09:37.000 It's why I became a cartoonist when I was older.
00:09:40.000 But by the time I read to the bottom, the ones at the top seemed like I hadn't read them before because I forgot them.
00:09:46.000 So I just read them in a constant loop, this massive stack.
00:09:50.000 But it's in Twitter today and it says, this 11-year-old girl wrote to a comic to complain about sexism.
00:09:57.000 What?
00:09:57.000 Dear Bino, I'm writing this not because I want to write telling you what wonderful comics, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:10:02.000 It's the opposite.
00:10:03.000 You are sexist of girls who read the Bino.
00:10:07.000 This is an 11-year-old and we care.
00:10:09.000 I was skimming through an old Bino and landed on an advertising page where you had the Guardians of the Galaxy and you had the whole team, but you left out Gamora.
00:10:18.000 That's a bud in Guardians of the Galaxy.
00:10:21.000 You didn't include her.
00:10:22.000 This is a bloody advertisement, by the way.
00:10:25.000 Now you're responsible for the number of characters and your advertisements.
00:10:29.000 Take it up with Guardians of the Galaxy, you stupid bitch.
00:10:32.000 And it says, one of the latest Beanos, there's an advertisement for a Christmas mystery box.
00:10:38.000 And because all girls like pink and all boys like blue and all girls like gaming, everything is perfectly fine.
00:10:44.000 No, that's sexist.
00:10:45.000 No idea what she's talking about, by the way.
00:10:46.000 She shouldn't even be writing letters.
00:10:48.000 But what kind of 11-year-old is bitching about sexism?
00:10:52.000 Is that no sad?
00:10:53.000 What have you done?
00:10:54.000 And so this is Adam, Dr. Adam Rutherford, likely English, saying, I'm extremely proud of my daughter.
00:11:03.000 Oh, sorry.
00:11:04.000 I'm extremely proud of my daughter, you guys.
00:11:07.000 And he puts this up on Twitter.
00:11:08.000 And of course, you got them all going, oh, that's so cool.
00:11:12.000 Oh, that's pretty badass.
00:11:14.000 Yeah, because chicks are badass, and you want them to be tough and licking kick-ass, too.
00:11:20.000 Stop calling women badass and stop calling girls badasses.
00:11:24.000 And we got some stupid Jiff Giff.
00:11:27.000 And here's the worst part.
00:11:28.000 From Beano Official.
00:11:30.000 Now, this goes back to the 30s, the longest running comic in all of Britain.
00:11:35.000 And it was Scotland's creation.
00:11:37.000 It was the man who basically invented the whole idea of Sunday funnies.
00:11:41.000 It's him, David Lowe.
00:11:44.000 And what's the Beano say?
00:11:45.000 Hi, Adam.
00:11:47.000 They're likely English too.
00:11:48.000 By the way, I bet you the headquarters is in London now.
00:11:51.000 Hi, Adam.
00:11:52.000 Thanks for flagging this to us.
00:11:53.000 We couldn't agree more with B. This should not have been allowed to happen.
00:11:57.000 We're replying to B directly.
00:11:58.000 Apologies to all our readers.
00:12:01.000 Well, there you go, Bino.
00:12:02.000 You've ruined it.
00:12:03.000 You've ruined my last memory.
00:12:05.000 The Beano used to be about Dennis the Menace.
00:12:07.000 Now it's all a bunch of softies.
00:12:10.000 This is what she says to me.
00:12:13.000 The Proud Boys are a right-wing group with a growing presence across Canada.
00:12:18.000 A growing presence across the world.
00:12:20.000 And this is a remarkably fair sort of video montage about the group, my group.
00:12:29.000 And they get us right and they show that we're anti-racist and that we're not anti-Semitic and we're pro-Israel and pro-gay and very inclusive.
00:12:36.000 We just love the West.
00:12:39.000 It's the only rule.
00:12:41.000 Anyway, that's a sin in today's day and age.
00:12:44.000 This is especially egregious in Britain and Canada, where not hating yourself is an act of hate.
00:12:51.000 I'm not kidding.
00:12:52.000 That's not an exaggeration.
00:12:53.000 So these guys, we wear black and yellow Fred Perry's and from the song Black and Yellow.
00:13:01.000 Again, there's no real substance there with our behavior, but everyone tries to read into it.
00:13:06.000 And this kid goes to a, they have a meetup at a bar called Astoria.
00:13:12.000 And at the bar, they, you know, they have a fun hangout.
00:13:16.000 And I won't tell you what we do, but we have this little thing we read out and stuff like that.
00:13:20.000 And little normal men's club stuff.
00:13:23.000 And as is people's want, they leave throughout the night.
00:13:28.000 And there's only one guy, maybe three or four guys left.
00:13:31.000 So there's barely any guys left.
00:13:33.000 One of them goes to the bathroom.
00:13:34.000 His name's Josh.
00:13:35.000 I know him as Josh Josh.
00:13:38.000 One of them goes to the bathroom.
00:13:40.000 And according to this article with the fair video, Josh said, wait, is it going into a commercial now?
00:13:46.000 Oh, shoot.
00:13:48.000 Josh said that after using a urinal, he turned around and was struck repeatedly in the head, neck, and body with a blunt object.
00:13:53.000 We've talked about this on the show before.
00:13:55.000 We've had the picture.
00:13:56.000 Do you have that picture, Dave, of his face?
00:13:58.000 Maybe you can put it up on that one.
00:14:01.000 A Proud Boys t-shirt he was wearing was ripped from his body.
00:14:04.000 He stumbled out of the bathroom, dazed and bloody, and his friends came to help him.
00:14:07.000 When the trio asked Barstaff to call the police, the staff were dismissive.
00:14:11.000 Josh claimed his assailants haven't been identified.
00:14:14.000 Vanessa, 30, who was working at the bar that night, said bar staff urged the Proud Boys to phone police themselves.
00:14:23.000 She said staff had previously asked the group not to come to the bar as their presence had annoyed patrons.
00:14:29.000 She said the boys' beliefs are at odds with the Astoria, which has long been a home to alternative events.
00:14:35.000 Feminist-organized amateur strip nights and dance parties for people of all sexual orientations.
00:14:40.000 She said after the assault, the Proud Boys threatened the female staff.
00:14:43.000 A portion of the proceeds from the events that night will be donated to women against violence.
00:14:48.000 This is where it gets crazy.
00:14:50.000 You start hearing this weird academia speak.
00:14:54.000 She said such behavior would never be tolerated.
00:14:57.000 Oh, talking about the Halifax 5.
00:14:59.000 These were these guys who went to question an anti-Canada Day rally over in Halifax.
00:15:03.000 Thousands of miles away, but Canada is all one country, so Halifax and Vancouver care about each other's business.
00:15:09.000 But she said we'd never tolerate that.
00:15:11.000 Many of our staff are Indigenous.
00:15:14.000 And she said staff have recently received an increasing number of complaints of harassment or intimidation from patrons, in part due to groups like the Proud Boys coming to the bar.
00:15:22.000 I feel very protective of that space.
00:15:25.000 I'm almost always able to maintain it as a safe space.
00:15:28.000 So this horrible verbiage of college LGBT whatevers is now leaking into your local bar.
00:15:36.000 And now bars are a safe space.
00:15:38.000 A safe space where we drink rotten corn and rotten potatoes and rotten barley and oats.
00:15:43.000 And we used to smoke cigarettes.
00:15:45.000 It used to be weird for chicks to go there.
00:15:47.000 Now it's weird for guys to go there.
00:15:50.000 Especially in the last few months, we've seen a shift in attitude and in behavior.
00:15:54.000 It gets really toxic.
00:15:55.000 And of course, we're talking about toxic masculinity.
00:15:59.000 So let's give the guy who was beaten a call.
00:16:04.000 I want to talk to him about this story because it keeps going.
00:16:06.000 And the interesting thing, by the way, about this is though the video was fair, look at the title.
00:16:12.000 Staff Threatened After Member of Controversial Prowboys Club Assaulted Inside Vancouver Bar.
00:16:17.000 So though that article, the video seems relatively fair, what I've noticed from the media, especially the Canadian media, which is all liberal, it's just like Britain.
00:16:24.000 Britain has the government BBC, Canada has the government CBC, is the angle is all about this girl, Vanessa, and how she didn't feel safe after someone was beaten in the head with a baseball bat.
00:16:38.000 Oh, I can't wait to talk to him.
00:16:39.000 Let's get him now.
00:16:40.000 Josh, you there?
00:16:43.000 What's going on with your eyes there?
00:16:46.000 A little bit swollen up, yeah.
00:16:48.000 And you got, oh man, that accent's making me homesick, eh?
00:16:53.000 Yeah, I bet.
00:16:54.000 So can you just run us through what happened?
00:16:56.000 I've already talked about it on the show, but I'm fascinated that it's getting pressed now because the angle seems to be that you made bartenders feel uncomfortable as you were bleeding everywhere.
00:17:06.000 Yes, apparently that's the story.
00:17:09.000 So yeah, we went, or three of us went down there, two other proud boys.
00:17:14.000 We went down to this bar.
00:17:15.000 We've been there a few times, no problems.
00:17:18.000 We're playing a game of pool.
00:17:21.000 I went to take a piss in the bathroom.
00:17:23.000 And as I was zipping up, packing up my gear, I went to turn around.
00:17:29.000 And yeah, it was like a baton or something like that.
00:17:32.000 And he cracked me in the side of the head with it.
00:17:34.000 So yeah, I put up my arm to defend myself to turn against him.
00:17:39.000 And he hit me again in the arm with it.
00:17:41.000 And then I noticed two or three other people were punching me in the back of the head, in the face, in the back.
00:17:49.000 It's often the, well, our buddy Tommy Trigger got this too with pool cues.
00:17:54.000 And I've noticed when you see videos of these attacks, it's often the back of the head.
00:17:58.000 There's a lot of punch.
00:17:59.000 It's never squaring up, you know?
00:18:02.000 Yeah, that's the thing, right?
00:18:03.000 Like I even told the bar staff, I said, if this was a fight, it would be different.
00:18:06.000 But this wasn't a fight.
00:18:07.000 Like they didn't even, I didn't even know face to face at all.
00:18:11.000 They waited till the moment I was looking at the wall, right?
00:18:14.000 And then just went for it.
00:18:15.000 So you come out and you say, call the cops.
00:18:18.000 And it's, it shouldn't even have to say that, by the way.
00:18:19.000 When someone sees someone covered in blood, you're supposed to go, oh, 911 or an ambulance or something.
00:18:26.000 Yeah.
00:18:26.000 And she says I was threatening her too, because this is kind of what happened.
00:18:29.000 Like the other two guys went like, what the f ⁇ is going on, right?
00:18:32.000 They didn't see anybody else come out of the bathroom except for me.
00:18:34.000 And I'm standing in the middle of this bar, covered in blood with my shirt off.
00:18:38.000 Everyone's staring at me.
00:18:40.000 And I'm just like, what the f ⁇ ?
00:18:42.000 I'm yelling.
00:18:43.000 I go up to the bar and they're like, yeah, can you call the cops?
00:18:46.000 Our buddy just got attacked.
00:18:47.000 And then she went, she says, was it the guy in the Proud Boy shirt?
00:18:51.000 And he's like, yeah, this guy right here.
00:18:52.000 And she goes, I don't care.
00:18:56.000 Yeah, that's not how it works.
00:19:00.000 Yeah.
00:19:00.000 And she goes, yeah, you shouldn't be wearing that kind of thing in this place.
00:19:05.000 That's going to happen.
00:19:06.000 And I said, okay.
00:19:07.000 Hold on.
00:19:07.000 I'm getting some mic problems.
00:19:09.000 Oh, really?
00:19:12.000 Yeah, it's gone now.
00:19:13.000 Sorry, go ahead.
00:19:15.000 Yeah.
00:19:15.000 So, yeah, I guess I said, give me two beers then, you fat.
00:19:22.000 And you sat there and drank beers with no shirt on, covered in blood.
00:19:26.000 Got bleeding all over the bar.
00:19:28.000 And then I said, I'm staying here till we figure this out.
00:19:30.000 And then they freaked out and said, no, you got to get out.
00:19:33.000 You got to leave.
00:19:33.000 So the bouncer, I guess, told us to leave.
00:19:37.000 I went out front.
00:19:39.000 So any chance of getting the guys?
00:19:41.000 Are the cops going to get him?
00:19:43.000 I don't know.
00:19:45.000 the police went there and looked at the footage, and of course, the cameras only face the front of the bar where the cash register is.
00:19:52.000 There's nothing near where the bathroom was, so they kind of just went, well, that's it.
00:19:59.000 Amazing.
00:20:00.000 Amazing.
00:20:01.000 And were the violent ones.
00:20:03.000 And you know what I find amazing about this attack is they know deep down, they know you're not racist.
00:20:08.000 They know you're not anti-Semitic or Semitic or homophobic.
00:20:12.000 But in this day and age, to not be ashamed of yourself, to not hate the West, to not see Canada as stolen from the Aboriginals is an act of hate.
00:20:23.000 And they see it as an act of violence.
00:20:25.000 Yeah, so they're fully justified in taking down someone evil as me.
00:20:31.000 So wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:20:33.000 This chick, this Vanessa, who they don't use her name 30, I think she called these people and said, come to the bar and beat this man.
00:20:43.000 Yeah, she did.
00:20:44.000 We know that she did.
00:20:46.000 We had been to this bar before on October 15th, and nothing happened that night.
00:20:52.000 But we've seen Facebook posts afterwards from the bartender mentioning that it was queer rock show night and that she couldn't believe that the Proud Boys were there.
00:21:01.000 Doesn't that mean that you don't hate queers if you go to a bar on queer night?
00:21:05.000 We were having a good time, yeah, but I guess she decided for all of the LGBTQRZ people that they were unsafe because of us.
00:21:15.000 So she was calling for help and for help.
00:21:20.000 And a bunch of people were coming down to help her out, to keep her safe.
00:21:24.000 But luckily that night nothing happened because there was like 10 of us there.
00:21:28.000 But yeah, this time they got me.
00:21:30.000 So she probably put up messages on Facebook or texted people because the previous time on Facebook said, come and beat these guys.
00:21:39.000 Look at, there's two things going on here that blow my mind.
00:21:41.000 One is I keep seeing these women on the left say, go kick his ass.
00:21:45.000 Like we saw a video with Antifa where they were yelling at another Antifa, a guy.
00:21:49.000 These women were yelling at a guy for not punching more Nazis in the face.
00:21:53.000 And there's a lot of this sort of like, you, go fight him.
00:21:55.000 Go kick his ass.
00:21:57.000 And then when someone goes, hey, I just got my ass kicked, they go, ah, I feel unsafe.
00:22:02.000 I mean, these women are maniacal.
00:22:07.000 Yeah, it's totally her because no one else in the bar had a problem with us, no fights, no arguments.
00:22:12.000 So why would she need them to feel safe from us, right?
00:22:17.000 Like, why have people stir shit up?
00:22:20.000 Well, it's amazing that the angle now is that she feels unsafe.
00:22:24.000 So not only do we have these women just sicking people on other people for no reason whatsoever, but when the media comes to report on it, they go, look at this poor sweet angel who's being chased down the street by monsters.
00:22:38.000 Yeah.
00:22:39.000 Total victim.
00:22:40.000 It sounds like feminism is not working out.
00:22:43.000 And it also sounds like you are being persecuted for being a patriotic Canadian.
00:22:47.000 That's a hate crime.
00:22:49.000 Yeah, it has been passed to the hate crime unit, but I don't know what's going to come of that.
00:22:53.000 No, no, my friend.
00:22:54.000 You were a hate crime.
00:22:56.000 According to these people, you liking Canada and having slightly traditionalist values that don't involve race or religion or anything, being a Western chauvinist is a hate crime.
00:23:08.000 Absolutely.
00:23:08.000 And beating the crap out of a guy for wearing a t-shirt isn't a hate crime.
00:23:15.000 No, they're pillars of the community now.
00:23:18.000 It's amazing.
00:23:19.000 It's amazing.
00:23:20.000 Well, this won't be forgotten.
00:23:23.000 And it's just a great example of the lamestream media and fake news and how bad they are at doing their job.
00:23:32.000 Absolutely.
00:23:33.000 Well, congratulations for staying at the bar, drinking, and not being a victim and keeping life fun.
00:23:41.000 Absolutely.
00:23:42.000 Thank you.
00:23:43.000 Right on, Josh.
00:23:44.000 Ten, get down!
00:23:46.000 I'm not racist.
00:23:52.000 You are so racist, me.
00:23:55.000 You know who else is racist?
00:23:57.000 Lena Dunham.
00:23:58.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:24:00.000 Some chick is quitting Lenny's letter.
00:24:03.000 Wait, I'm not laughing.
00:24:04.000 Lenny's letter is a little zine sort of a blog that Lena does.
00:24:10.000 And this chick, Zinzi Clemens, is leaving because she noticed that Lena Dunham is racist.
00:24:18.000 This is a picture of her.
00:24:20.000 And you'll notice she has her beautiful African hair natural.
00:24:24.000 That's because she's proud of who she is.
00:24:26.000 In fact, in her letter, she points out that she's, I am currently in Nigeria.
00:24:32.000 That's pretty intense.
00:24:35.000 At a literary festival on the theme of feminism, which of course means black African feminism.
00:24:40.000 It's a beautiful thing.
00:24:41.000 I've been odd-inspired.
00:24:42.000 And I remember that the 26 migrant girls who were drawn off the coast of Italy last week were northern Nigerians, and they were sex trafficked.
00:24:50.000 That was definitely by white people, by the way.
00:24:52.000 If you hear about any carnage in Africa, it's either by whites directly or it's by people that have been influenced by whites.
00:25:01.000 Anyway, back in college, this is where she really dishes about Lena.
00:25:06.000 Back in college, I avoided those people like the plague because of their well-known racism.
00:25:10.000 She was friends with Lena in college.
00:25:13.000 And by the way, the fight, the whole fight started when an African-American woman of color named Aurora Perino accused this white man, Murray Miller, of raping her when she was 17.
00:25:24.000 And Lena said it wasn't true.
00:25:26.000 Have you ever heard of anything more racist in your life?
00:25:29.000 So she says, yeah, this is nothing new for Lena.
00:25:32.000 Back in college, I avoided her friends like the play guide, call their strain hipster racism, which typically uses sarcasm as a cover.
00:25:39.000 And in the end, it looks a lot like gaslighting.
00:25:41.000 Then it quotes, it's a joke.
00:25:43.000 Why are you overreacting?
00:25:44.000 This happens so often.
00:25:46.000 People will pretend that they're just making a joke when they are spewing hatred, especially at a racist college like Brown.
00:25:54.000 I mean, look at the name of it.
00:25:55.000 It's called Brown.
00:25:56.000 And there's been a lot of this going on.
00:25:58.000 Like earlier this week, we learned that outdoors is racist.
00:26:05.000 Did you see that?
00:26:07.000 Where did I lost my paper.
00:26:09.000 Yeah, oh no, I didn't.
00:26:11.000 It's right here.
00:26:13.000 Now, this is what a lot of people don't understand.
00:26:16.000 When black people see camping, they see a bunch of white people there, and that leaves them feeling unsafe.
00:26:22.000 So they have to go somewhere in the woods where there are no people, like the wilderness.
00:26:26.000 But even there, sometimes you will bump into white people.
00:26:29.000 So you have to go even farther out, like maybe the desert or something, or maybe you get dropped from a helicopter in order not to find white people.
00:26:37.000 In short, this op-ed that they're talking about, it says students at Malcolm McCann complained in a recent op-ed that outdoor clubs are predominantly white spaces.
00:26:48.000 White imperialism is a factor there, as well as the fact that three prominent naturalist figures in U.S. history happen to be white.
00:26:55.000 Oh, that's an interesting point I never thought of, like the guy who started the Grand Canyon or whatever.
00:26:59.000 A lot of those people were white.
00:27:00.000 A lot of the people who come up with parks are white.
00:27:03.000 So if you're wondering why blacks don't like wandering around in the forest, you might want to check your white privilege because they're not doing it because they're endangered.
00:27:13.000 They're an endangered species.
00:27:17.000 Also in racist news, we found out what really happened.
00:27:21.000 Remember those kids who were fighting back against that Trump kid?
00:27:28.000 So everyone said, oh, that's a hate crime because they were saying F-white people.
00:27:32.000 And we have footage of it.
00:27:34.000 But I thought there was a lot of intelligent banter after this.
00:27:37.000 And they talked about how these kids had been driven to act like that.
00:27:41.000 They probably didn't know that he was mentally handicapped when they were beating him and threatening to kill him and cutting him.
00:27:46.000 But they were left with almost no choice in Trump's America.
00:27:51.000 That's the America he's created.
00:27:53.000 People feel so frantic.
00:27:55.000 They're like, ah, I got to kidnap a mentally ill kid and cut him up.
00:28:00.000 There we go.
00:28:01.000 Look at it.
00:28:03.000 Watch out, bro, watch out.
00:28:04.000 This is ugly, yo, bro, great.
00:28:06.000 Cut it off, cut it off.
00:28:08.000 Quiet.
00:28:09.000 No, no, come on.
00:28:09.000 You don't let me Hey, cut this off I'm going to make your ass walk on the ball.
00:28:15.000 That's enough.
00:28:15.000 You're taking it out of context.
00:28:17.000 But go back to the previous tweet of them.
00:28:20.000 So they say, oh, that's a hate crime.
00:28:22.000 First of all, you can't do a hate crime in America where people of color feel unsafe.
00:28:26.000 But these four kids, a judge has made it very clear that this wasn't a hate crime, okay?
00:28:34.000 Guess what that means?
00:28:36.000 It's not a hate crime.
00:28:38.000 So stop bitching about it and recognize the fact that this country was built on people like Lena Dunham terrorizing people like Zinzi.
00:28:52.000 Mugabe has stepped down as president or prime minister, whatever the hell he made up of Zimbabwe.
00:28:58.000 I've always loved Mugabe.
00:29:00.000 I've been a Mugabe head for years.
00:29:01.000 I wanted to make it my logo when I was doing movies, like a Mugabe production, and people would think I liked him.
00:29:06.000 I want to get a boat and name it Mugabe.
00:29:08.000 I want to get gear.
00:29:09.000 I love his...
00:29:14.000 So this imbecile, who is a genocidal maniac, he rode the coattails of Nelson Mandela to start him and gained favor with the international community.
00:29:24.000 Didn't the World Health Organization recently call him Goodwill Ambassador?
00:29:28.000 He's arrested some stumb feminist who went over there and started criticizing him.
00:29:33.000 He's a dictator and he murders people.
00:29:35.000 And for decades, I've been saying, how is he alive?
00:29:39.000 I mean, you killed all these sisters and brothers and where are their parents?
00:29:43.000 Where are the families of the victims just not punching through your head?
00:29:47.000 You could kill him with one punch.
00:29:49.000 Say you're doing an autobiography on him and put a bomb in the computer and forget it there and blow him up.
00:29:54.000 Seems so easy.
00:29:55.000 I don't know.
00:29:56.000 I'm pretty disappointed in you, Zimbabwe, formerly Rhodesia.
00:30:00.000 This is the woman, by the way.
00:30:01.000 So what's going on over there is he married this secretary and she's a lunatic.
00:30:08.000 She beats the crap out of people.
00:30:10.000 She had, I think, two boys with Mugabe when he was 90 million and she caught them with some models that she didn't approve of.
00:30:17.000 So she beat the models with a cord, beat the crap out of them, whipping them and whipping them and whipping them.
00:30:23.000 And she wants Zimbabwe.
00:30:25.000 She wants to have it.
00:30:26.000 And he's inclined to give it to her.
00:30:29.000 He probably gets great sex out of her.
00:30:30.000 So the military has said no, and they've stepped in, and they've taken over.
00:30:35.000 It's under military rule now.
00:30:37.000 And he's facing impeachment and all this stuff.
00:30:39.000 It's a revolution.
00:30:40.000 It's a full-on military coup.
00:30:42.000 And it's based on this complete monster lunatic.
00:30:47.000 And what I find amazing about it is how blind everyone is.
00:30:50.000 Like, they talk about Cecil the Lion getting hunted by that guy, but Mugabe would eat turtles and lions all the time.
00:30:57.000 He's a murderous dictator.
00:30:59.000 You know what he did when he came into power?
00:31:01.000 He didn't just change the name of Rhodesia to Zimbabwe.
00:31:04.000 He hired a bunch of little kids, called them war veterans, even though they were 13, and he said, all the white farms are yours now.
00:31:13.000 Okay.
00:31:14.000 And so that encouraged not just stealing from farmers, but murdering them and torturing them in really sadistic, horrific ways.
00:31:22.000 And then they got the farms.
00:31:23.000 They didn't know how to use them.
00:31:24.000 They didn't know how to run them.
00:31:26.000 So all the farms died and everyone in Zimbabwe started starving, including the wildlife.
00:31:31.000 The wildlife is actually back up because they privatized it, which is the only way that you can make any kind of thing work in nature is when you let hunters get in there and they have an incentive.
00:31:42.000 When you just let elephants and poachers roam together and die together, you have the disgusting mess that is Zimbabwe.
00:31:49.000 And the fact that the National, the World Health Organization was about to give this guy a Goodwill Ambassador, they did, but they took it back, shows you that no one knows what goes on outside of the West.
00:32:00.000 They just like to pick and choose.
00:32:01.000 But what goes on is a disgusting mess.
00:32:04.000 And Mugabe is a perfect example of that.
00:32:07.000 Look at him!
00:32:09.000 Oh, I must have sang that song.
00:32:13.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Lauren Southern is in London, England, and we've tracked her down.
00:32:19.000 Lauren, how you doing?
00:32:20.000 I'm great.
00:32:21.000 How are you, Gavin?
00:32:22.000 I'm wonderful.
00:32:23.000 Thank you for coming on the show.
00:32:25.000 Absolutely.
00:32:26.000 Now, you're hanging out, hanging with Tommy Robinson and all the cool London right-wingers down there?
00:32:32.000 Of course, all the four cool London right-wingers that exist, maybe three.
00:32:38.000 It's questionable.
00:32:39.000 Now, the last time I was there, I met him for a pint, and he was harassed by, I'm going to say 10 cops, pulled him over on the way.
00:32:47.000 Now, we have cops doing dumb stuff, like in Berkeley, they're told to stand down.
00:32:51.000 But the difference, I think, here is the cops hate their boss.
00:32:55.000 They hate the chief.
00:32:55.000 They hate these dumb orders.
00:32:57.000 And when they escort us places, I get personally and I've heard stories of them whispering, this is bullshit.
00:33:03.000 I can't believe we have to do this, but sorry, man.
00:33:05.000 But I don't think cops in Britain mind being dicks.
00:33:10.000 No, it's a very different situation.
00:33:11.000 And everyone here is well aware of it.
00:33:14.000 Every protest I'm at that has antifa in the States, every event I'm at, the cops always come up to me and there's a fan in there.
00:33:20.000 He's like, I can't say anything because I'm in uniform, but love your stuff.
00:33:24.000 We got your back.
00:33:24.000 Or in Berkeley, even Berkeley, exactly.
00:33:26.000 The guys there said, it's not us.
00:33:29.000 It's our boss, word for word.
00:33:31.000 Here, it's an ongoing joke among all of the right-wingers I'm hanging out with, just all the political people, that whenever a siren goes off and you see a cop car going by, they're like, oh, someone has a butter knife.
00:33:42.000 Someone made a tweet because they're not going to deal with the Muslim issue.
00:33:47.000 They covered up the Rotherham rape situation.
00:33:50.000 The whole gangs there that were raping, selling children.
00:33:53.000 It's disgusting because they're actually afraid of the Muslims.
00:33:56.000 The Muslims will attack them and they don't have guns.
00:33:59.000 There's videos of these cops going in and trying to deal with refugees and just screeching at the top of their lungs because they've got a machete and the cops just have their stupid little hats and glowing vests and that's it.
00:34:09.000 Yeah, you see those European videos of cops running from Somalians and getting beat up and living in fear and you see it in France too, them running away from crowds.
00:34:20.000 And then I always, I don't know, I thought Britain was different.
00:34:22.000 Maybe I'm brainwashed by Scotland and the tough cop and the cool bobbies of the 50s and 60s.
00:34:29.000 But they're not the boys in blue anymore.
00:34:31.000 They're the yellow boys.
00:34:33.000 No, and they're well aware of it too.
00:34:35.000 When I was in France, I went to go report on a riot that was going on in a no-go zone.
00:34:40.000 A riot that, for your information, was happening because a man committed a crime and then got chased by the police and drove into a bus.
00:34:48.000 And the neighborhood decided to ride against the police because the man ran from the police and drove into a bus and killed himself.
00:34:54.000 Anyways, the police had helicopters overhead and they had created a perimeter around the area.
00:35:00.000 But when we went up to them, they looked at us and they were like, get the hell out of here.
00:35:05.000 We're not going to help you in there.
00:35:07.000 They thought it was laughable.
00:35:08.000 They just told us, they're like, we hope you can run.
00:35:11.000 That's literally what the French police told us.
00:35:13.000 They just said, we hope you can run because if you go in there, we're not going to help you.
00:35:17.000 And the liberal journalists that I was with there told me to put my hair up, to hide it, to cover it.
00:35:21.000 And it's just literal, like mad max, lawless areas that the police will not go into all over Europe now.
00:35:28.000 And they're growing.
00:35:29.000 And the police are being more and more disarmed as these places grow.
00:35:34.000 It's suicide.
00:35:36.000 Well, what you're going to start seeing, and it's probably happening, is you're not going to attract tough guys into the field.
00:35:43.000 So if you keep having these things and you can't go to this zone and you get sued if you're racist and you need to have a rainbow police car, they have these rainbow cars with love and LGBT police and stuff.
00:35:55.000 And I saw the British cops painting their fingernails for some sort of trans thing.
00:36:00.000 Eventually, you're going to get social justice warriors attracted to that job and you're going to have these impotent cops.
00:36:07.000 Well, you do.
00:36:08.000 I can't wait to have four guys with like pink beards and painted nails come up to the door.
00:36:13.000 Lauren, are you here?
00:36:15.000 We heard you put out a nasty tweet.
00:36:17.000 We're going to have to take you in.
00:36:18.000 Sorry.
00:36:20.000 That's going to be the future of policing.
00:36:22.000 It's long.
00:36:25.000 They're literally going to people's homes and arresting them for tweets.
00:36:29.000 We've got Count Dankula facing a year in prison for teaching his dog to Zkyle.
00:36:33.000 I talked to Katie Hopkins on the weekend.
00:36:35.000 She almost had her children taken away for her political views.
00:36:38.000 And Jada Franzen, I can't remember.
00:36:41.000 I think she's with Britain First, regardless of what you think of them.
00:36:44.000 She did a speech and she's now been arrested for giving a speech against mass Ismization.
00:36:51.000 It's every single day and it's just a regular occurrence here.
00:36:55.000 If that happened in the States and someone was arrested for a speech they gave at Berkeley or anything, we'd be all up in arms.
00:37:02.000 But here they're like, well, she did say something offensive, I guess.
00:37:05.000 Yeah, she has to come.
00:37:06.000 She's the soy boys in blue to go get her.
00:37:09.000 Well, the verbiage, too, of her charge is bizarre.
00:37:12.000 It says something like threatening speech or it doesn't even say hate speech.
00:37:16.000 Any kind of antagonism is literally illegal.
00:37:20.000 Threatening speech.
00:37:21.000 That's the issue with this.
00:37:23.000 A billion things can fall under that.
00:37:26.000 I find people, if you went to Vegas or something and commented on a girl's eyebrows that they were trash, that would be threatening speech to them.
00:37:34.000 In fact, they'd probably say they have a right to defend themselves and punch you in the face.
00:37:38.000 How everyone interprets things, it's going to cause a lot of problems depending on who's in power.
00:37:44.000 Yeah, if you want to get literal, I'm anti-pho too.
00:37:47.000 I just don't like your definition of pho.
00:37:52.000 Right.
00:37:52.000 And this is going to be funny because if they have all of these laws in place with threatening speech, hate speech, offensive speech, what happens when you get like someone like Trump or someone that's even further right of Trump get it and they're like, oh, you know what?
00:38:06.000 I don't like your liberal speech.
00:38:08.000 I don't like your communist speech.
00:38:09.000 I find that very threatening.
00:38:10.000 I find communist speech threatening.
00:38:13.000 That could genuinely hurt my education.
00:38:16.000 It could hurt my freedoms.
00:38:17.000 Better lock you up, right?
00:38:19.000 I wouldn't do that, of course, but they never really think of the long-term consequences of these ridiculous policies.
00:38:26.000 Well, that's why we have to protect them from themselves, because they'll be the first to go in an Islamic dictatorship.
00:38:32.000 Lauren, thank you for coming on the show, and good luck tonight getting a pine.
00:38:35.000 I hope you don't get attacked by the police and their paperwork.
00:38:38.000 Oh, gee, yeah, we'll see about that.
00:38:41.000 I'd prefer the police over the no-go zone.
00:38:44.000 Radical jihadis every time, though.
00:38:47.000 Thanks for coming.
00:38:48.000 Cheers.
00:38:49.000 I yuggle quite a lot.
00:38:52.000 Hi, welcome back to Onion Rings with Rick Shapiro.
00:38:55.000 going to talk today about Bon Jovi.
00:38:57.000 Bon Jovi.
00:39:03.000 You know, so what's the Bon Jovi?
00:39:08.000 Exactly.
00:39:09.000 Because every ex-girl girl ring gets wet.
00:39:12.000 You know, and if he didn't dye his eyebrows, he'd be like, who is the guy?
00:39:20.000 He'd be that Michael Sinatra impersonator.
00:39:25.000 Bon Jovi is a Sinatra impersonator.
00:39:29.000 He's smooth.
00:39:31.000 He's sleek as satin.
00:39:33.000 Smooth as silk.
00:39:35.000 Like Rod Stewart was what?
00:39:38.000 Although to me, he was great when I was a boy.
00:39:40.000 He got me out of my house.
00:39:45.000 I didn't talk about the post, by the way, today.
00:39:47.000 Huff Daddy, I forgot to mention that.
00:39:49.000 We got Al Franken groping, everyone.
00:39:52.000 Look at him groping.
00:39:54.000 Such a groper, huh?
00:39:56.000 And then, of course, we have Glenn Thrush and Charlie Rose.
00:39:59.000 Are you seeing a pattern here yet?
00:40:00.000 The pattern appears to be the ones who were moralizing the most and telling us how evil we are and bitching about that pussy-grabbing joke in the bus, they seem to be the ones most guilty.
00:40:14.000 And it reminds me of a quote by rapper Karis One, who said, the ones screaming keep it real the loudest are usually the ones the most full of shit.
00:40:25.000 I think everyone involved, if you are sexually molested, you should go to the cops.
00:40:30.000 If you weren't, then shut up.