Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 20, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #85 | Excessive Force


Episode Stats

Length

42 minutes

Words per Minute

163.1403

Word Count

6,996

Sentence Count

697

Misogynist Sentences

78

Hate Speech Sentences

69


Summary

AJ Plus is pissed that someone noticed that the Winter Olympics tend to be totally white, and we re not just talking about snow, as my comrades at AJ Plus pointed out. He also seems to think Egyptians are white too, and he doesn t like that she was black.


Transcript

00:00:50.000 That was Downtown Boys.
00:00:52.000 This is Downtown Boys, led by the Latina, super-empowered, gender-free Victoria Ruse, I think.
00:01:02.000 Anyway, Gavin's gone for the week.
00:01:04.000 These are all pre-taped segments.
00:01:06.000 So if Trump was assassinated, we won't be discussing it on the show.
00:01:12.000 He left me a big pile of garbage, basically.
00:01:15.000 He recorded a bunch of segments that he wants to show over the course of the week.
00:01:19.000 And I'm going to fill in for him and do his stupid job.
00:01:22.000 But I actually kind of like torturing you guys by showing you real music to begin with and giving my little take on the kind of crap that he's left for us to look at.
00:01:35.000 So today, he is super pissed that someone noticed that the Winter Olympics tends to be totally white, and we're not just talking about snow, as my comrades at AJ Plus pointed out.
00:01:48.000 So he'll be whining about that.
00:01:50.000 He'll be complaining that women are fighting.
00:01:53.000 He doesn't like that women are standing up for themselves and actually punching Nazis in the face.
00:01:58.000 That is a problem for my brother, because he doesn't like the idea of not being in control.
00:02:04.000 For once, the white man is not in control and he's so scared.
00:02:10.000 I can't wait till we're wiped off the planet and replaced by real people of color with real feelings and real culture.
00:02:19.000 He's also going to talk about Egyptians.
00:02:22.000 He seems to think Egyptians are white too.
00:02:24.000 And he doesn't like that, what's her name, Neferiti?
00:02:29.000 He doesn't like that she was black.
00:02:31.000 So him and his white friends have just made a white sculpture of her as a way of proving that she was white.
00:02:38.000 Yeah, that's science.
00:02:40.000 And then it'll be back to me.
00:02:42.000 Okay, let's start this terrible show that's gonna suck and be full of s***.
00:02:46.000 *music*
00:02:51.000 So Kenyans always dominate sprinting.
00:02:55.000 I believe they dominate long distance running.
00:02:56.000 I know here in New York, the New York Marathon is dominated by one tiny country in Africa.
00:03:01.000 We had a white Irish woman, I think, win this year, and that was the first time in a long-ass time.
00:03:07.000 I don't care.
00:03:08.000 I don't care if a group has a predilection for something.
00:03:12.000 You don't hear white people complaining that Kenyans are dominating the sport of sprinting.
00:03:16.000 A lot of theories why they say it's a mountainous region, so the air is thinner, and so when they come down here, they got all this extra O2.
00:03:23.000 Great, wonderful.
00:03:24.000 The beauty of sports is it's a meritocracy.
00:03:27.000 If you can throw a fastball at 90 miles an hour, you're in the MLB.
00:03:31.000 I don't care what you look like.
00:03:33.000 But the problem with political correctness is it's running out of food.
00:03:38.000 So it has to start reaching out to things that have nothing to do with it, that they're purely based on meritocracy, and start eating those.
00:03:46.000 So AJ Plus, which is Al Jazeera, which is owned by one Saudi family, where the name of the guy is like three sentences long.
00:03:56.000 And they use it to promote political correctness because it's better for Muslims if we're tolerant.
00:04:02.000 And they also promote anti-Semitism because it's better for Muslims if we criticize Israel.
00:04:08.000 And of course, the left are useful idiots that happily lap this up and never even ask what AJ Plus means.
00:04:14.000 But anyway, here is AJ Plus bitching about the Olympics being too white.
00:04:19.000 The Winter Olympics.
00:04:22.000 Let's start it.
00:04:24.000 It's a very white Winter Olympics.
00:04:27.000 And we aren't just talking about the snow.
00:04:30.000 Good one.
00:04:31.000 The American athletes having this year's Winter Games are 92% white.
00:04:39.000 Can you just pause it here?
00:04:40.000 This is another beef of mine.
00:04:42.000 You look at the number of people in a thing, and then you complain that that thing isn't egalitarian.
00:04:49.000 And they do this, well, they do this with fun things only.
00:04:52.000 Like no one looks at, excuse me, no one looks at sanitation and says, why aren't there more women in there?
00:04:58.000 Why aren't there more Asians in sanitation?
00:05:01.000 That never comes up for some reason.
00:05:03.000 Or they'll go to prisons and they'll go, why are there so many blacks in prison?
00:05:07.000 Proof that America's racist.
00:05:09.000 I don't know if that's proof of that.
00:05:11.000 You can say, why are there so many Asians and Russians?
00:05:14.000 Why are there so many Easterners in mathematics?
00:05:18.000 Why are there so few people with the Fields Medal in mathematics?
00:05:24.000 It's unfair to the rest of us.
00:05:26.000 Millions of people are practicing math, yet you only let this elite few, it's like the billionaire argument, right?
00:05:32.000 Why are there so few billionaires?
00:05:34.000 I don't know, maybe some people are extraordinarily good at things.
00:05:37.000 But because there aren't a lot of black people in the Winter Olympics, then that must be some evidence of racism.
00:05:46.000 I don't know how many black people you've seen play hockey or go curling or go bobsledding.
00:05:51.000 In fact, the running joke for the past 50 years has been the Jamaican bobsled team.
00:05:56.000 But no, everything has to be a pizza pie.
00:05:58.000 Everything fun has to be a pizza pie.
00:06:00.000 Logic be damned.
00:06:02.000 All right, let's go.
00:06:03.000 All right.
00:06:09.000 First black athlete.
00:06:10.000 Someone got in trouble for saying this recently.
00:06:13.000 Oh yes, just pause it here.
00:06:15.000 There was a Fox News op-ed, and the guy, the sports reporter, I forget his name, but he reasonably said, can we not make this about black identity?
00:06:25.000 Can we not make this about identity politics?
00:06:28.000 I don't care that Mamie Byney is the first black short track.
00:06:33.000 I don't care.
00:06:34.000 She's representing America.
00:06:36.000 You're rooting for your team, America.
00:06:38.000 You guys are injecting race into everything.
00:06:42.000 And it's so boring.
00:06:44.000 And by the way, what you're doing when you do all this, when you ruin the Olympics by making it all about race, you re-elect Trump because we go, yeah, liberals are boring.
00:06:53.000 AJ Plus is dull.
00:06:54.000 I don't like them anymore.
00:06:56.000 I want more Trump.
00:06:57.000 Okay, start it again.
00:07:03.000 Who cares?
00:07:05.000 Why is this such an important accomplishment?
00:07:08.000 It's not like the first black person in space.
00:07:12.000 First black hockey player.
00:07:13.000 Ooh.
00:07:16.000 First American woman.
00:07:22.000 I hate this crap.
00:07:26.000 Most diverse winter event.
00:07:28.000 Yay, look.
00:07:30.000 That's fantastic, isn't it?
00:07:33.000 Time USA is working to recruit more minority ethnic people.
00:07:37.000 Just pause it here.
00:07:38.000 I saw this on Drunk History the other night.
00:07:40.000 They were talking about the black chick from Star Trek and how she went up to NASA and said, why don't you have more black women there?
00:07:48.000 And then her job became recruiting them.
00:07:50.000 And of course, that became the whole story about how black women are actually responsible for man being in outer space.
00:07:56.000 No, they brought in those black women because they were cheap labor.
00:07:59.000 And it was just basic number crunching, checking for mistakes.
00:08:02.000 They weren't coming up with new science that changed the way we do space travel.
00:08:07.000 Sorry, but the hot new thing is rewriting history, making Hamilton Puerto Rican and whatever works with you guys.
00:08:14.000 We know it's not true, but whatever works.
00:08:17.000 In fact, that's what all of this is.
00:08:19.000 It really comes down to a war on truth.
00:08:22.000 Sorry if most good hockey players are white.
00:08:25.000 Sorry if sports that involve cold stuff tend to involve people who tend to propagate the cold areas.
00:08:35.000 Why do you have a problem with math?
00:08:38.000 Why do you have a problem with facts?
00:08:41.000 Okay, let's go again.
00:08:42.000 Keep going.
00:08:45.000 They added a director of diversity and inclusion in 2012.
00:08:49.000 One focus is introducing kids to winter sports.
00:08:52.000 They might not.
00:08:53.000 Why?
00:08:53.000 Why do black kids have to be introduced to winter sports?
00:08:58.000 Winter events are more expensive.
00:09:02.000 Is that what it is?
00:09:06.000 Aspiring.
00:09:07.000 Wait a minute.
00:09:09.000 Stop, stop, stop.
00:09:11.000 Stop.
00:09:12.000 Yes, people who are fixing to be Olympic ski jumpers do have to spend a lot of money.
00:09:18.000 I bet swimmers who want to be Olympic have to spend a lot of money.
00:09:21.000 Ballerina, what about those black dudes in the school band with the that's going to cost a ton of money?
00:09:31.000 And when I was a kid in Canada, everyone skied.
00:09:33.000 White trash people skied.
00:09:35.000 They just have their jeans on and ski boots.
00:09:37.000 It was a cheap thing to do.
00:09:38.000 I don't believe you that blacks avoid winter sports because they're too poor to afford it.
00:09:46.000 I don't understand this need, by the way, that everyone has to be part of something.
00:09:50.000 And this brings up another topic.
00:09:51.000 There's this obsession, they call it see-it-to-be-it, where you need these role models in order to do something.
00:09:57.000 It's the reason why you have to have black neurosurgeons on every TV show, why women have to be kicking ass, and why women have to be chemists on TV.
00:10:06.000 And it's sort of just based on a theory.
00:10:08.000 I don't believe that it's true.
00:10:10.000 I don't think Ben Carson is a brain surgeon because he was watching the A-team as a kid, and Bia Barakis did a brain transplant.
00:10:19.000 I think Ben Carson is smart, and after a while he realized medicine is the most challenging profession I've found so far.
00:10:26.000 I'm going to pursue the most challenging part of medicine to really satiate my muscles up here.
00:10:32.000 See it to be it as a myth.
00:10:33.000 And this determination to force everyone to be a part of every sport is just, I don't understand.
00:10:41.000 It's a made-up thing.
00:10:43.000 Go ahead.
00:10:44.000 This is bad logic, by the way.
00:10:46.000 AJ Plus are the kings of bad logic.
00:10:50.000 Raising athlete child stars in childhood, that money adds up.
00:10:55.000 She sewed her fur coat out of rabbit pelts.
00:11:00.000 Many sports are also less accessible because they have fewer facilities.
00:11:05.000 Yeah, downhill skiing is kind of hard to get through in Mexico.
00:11:09.000 Okay, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
00:11:14.000 So people of color in South Central don't have access to bobsledding.
00:11:19.000 They're usually in colder countries.
00:11:22.000 Yeah?
00:11:22.000 Those areas tend to be white.
00:11:25.000 What?
00:11:26.000 Alaska tends to be white and native, yeah.
00:11:29.000 So polar bear hunting tends to be restricted to just whites and natives.
00:11:34.000 That's not fair.
00:11:35.000 We need to get young black kids into polar bear hunting.
00:11:38.000 Why is that?
00:11:39.000 That's an annoying little toggle that keeps coming up.
00:11:42.000 All right, keep going.
00:11:43.000 This is just the same mistake again and again and again.
00:11:47.000 I want to thank this two giants, an upstate American.
00:11:50.000 And what's you taking?
00:11:53.000 One of my favorite things about any Olympic opening sermon is how diverse the U.S. team is.
00:11:57.000 All colors, ethnic origins.
00:11:57.000 Yay!
00:11:59.000 Not many nations can field that kind of team.
00:12:03.000 Yeah, an Asian figure skater.
00:12:04.000 That's a trip.
00:12:06.000 I don't understand this bizarre obsession with enforcing diversity on all fun things and punishing white people if they ever become a majority.
00:12:17.000 You don't see it with any other sports.
00:12:18.000 You don't see black people in the NBA.
00:12:20.000 You don't see them saying, there are no short, fat Jewish men in the NBA.
00:12:25.000 This is the first short, fat guy to ever be in the NBA.
00:12:29.000 If you did that and the whole game, the whole March Madness was about this short, fat, bald white guy who managed to make it to the NBA, people would laugh their heads off because that's ridiculous.
00:12:39.000 This is what you should be doing here.
00:12:41.000 Laughing your head off because it's ridiculous.
00:12:48.000 New movie out called Bomb City.
00:12:50.000 And it appears to be about, well, it's jocks versus punks.
00:12:55.000 And then the bigger picture is traditional redneck MAGA dudes Versus Antifa, kind of like Proud Boys versus Antifa, kind of a movie, The Future of America.
00:13:06.000 And they're making the punks to be this formidable force that could take over the country, and the jocks and the MAGA guys and the rednecks to be saving the country.
00:13:15.000 I don't know what side they're on yet.
00:13:17.000 I hope they're impartial.
00:13:18.000 But I just noticed something watching the trailer that, well, first of all, jocks aren't really involved in this fight.
00:13:25.000 And secondly, the punks in this movie seem rational and intelligent and put upon, whereas Antifa are rich kids LARPing as activists.
00:13:37.000 but see if you can notice a problem with this movie.
00:13:41.000 And it will provoke a reaction from society itself.
00:13:47.000 My entire life, people try to rattle my cage, to force me to explode from the inside out, testing me, trying to find my breaking point.
00:13:57.000 My mother would say, step in from the cold.
00:14:01.000 And my father, just the same.
00:14:03.000 He'd say, don't ever lose your self-control.
00:14:06.000 But I opened the window.
00:14:08.000 I let the cold air flow.
00:14:10.000 I lost my self-control.
00:14:13.000 When those punks brought bats and chains out there with them to Western Street that night, a conspiracy was put into play to kill and maim those high school students.
00:14:26.000 They're all dudes.
00:14:27.000 The antifug guys, the punks are sending dudes.
00:14:30.000 That's the way I grew up.
00:14:31.000 That's the way it was in the 50s and the 60s.
00:14:33.000 The girls would at the most watch, and the boys were in the rumble seat in the 50s.
00:14:37.000 Then in the 60s and 70s, it was the boys with the chains and the bats.
00:14:40.000 That's the way it should be.
00:14:42.000 Men have more upper body strength, broader shoulders.
00:14:45.000 We are designed to fight.
00:14:48.000 Yet, time and time again, from these kind of fights to women screaming on a plane, I see these women that want to throw down.
00:14:57.000 And I go, ladies, including, remember I told you that story about my friend who's a teacher and she took on all these bikers and told them they're not going to beat up some other dude in a pickup truck?
00:15:05.000 Like, all we have to do to knock you out is go, and it feels terrible.
00:15:10.000 But check this out.
00:15:14.000 I was reminded of Andy Kaufman.
00:15:16.000 This is a guy who said he wants to fight women.
00:15:19.000 This was one of the funniest times.
00:15:21.000 I think it was in the late 70s.
00:15:22.000 This was one of the funniest times in American history.
00:15:25.000 And it was Andy Kaufman pretending that women can fight, and he wants to fight them.
00:15:30.000 Okay?
00:15:31.000 Here was the joke.
00:15:32.000 You know what I mean?
00:15:33.000 I will pay $1,000.
00:15:34.000 I'll take on anybody who wants to come in that ring and volunteer.
00:15:37.000 I don't think you can do it.
00:15:39.000 You know what?
00:15:39.000 Because I'm going to send you back to the kitchen where you belong.
00:15:41.000 I'm going to have you scrubbing the potatoes and washing the carrots.
00:15:45.000 And washing the carrots and washing the carrots and washing the little baby.
00:15:50.000 Because that's where you belong, ladies.
00:15:52.000 So his joke from the 70s and 80s, whenever it was, is now our reality.
00:15:58.000 Women are getting in the ring.
00:16:00.000 There was a story.
00:16:01.000 It looks like Toronto to me.
00:16:02.000 But some Uber was, Uber driver was rude.
00:16:05.000 Some African we imported.
00:16:06.000 The third world, we got the third world.
00:16:08.000 And he probably called her a bitch and whatever.
00:16:12.000 She demanded a tip or something.
00:16:13.000 I'm just guessing.
00:16:14.000 But a conflict ensued between Uber driver and a couple.
00:16:18.000 Check out this woman's attitude as she's fighting this black man.
00:16:22.000 And check out, by the way, what a cuck the man is.
00:16:25.000 Look at how reluctant he is to fight.
00:16:32.000 Excuse me, can you punch me?
00:16:34.000 One punch.
00:16:37.000 Can you call the police, please?
00:16:39.000 Call the police.
00:16:40.000 Call the police, call the police.
00:16:41.000 You're a fucking horrible person.
00:16:43.000 Just stop there, stop there.
00:16:44.000 So his wife is 10 feet in front of him, fighting this man who, I don't know where he's from, Senegal.
00:16:50.000 The guy's been in some brawls.
00:16:52.000 And there's the, call the police, please, call the police.
00:16:55.000 We always do that now.
00:16:56.000 We don't handle our own problems.
00:16:57.000 Call the police, please, call the police, call the police.
00:17:00.000 Nanny State, Nanny State.
00:17:02.000 But why isn't this man in there fighting him?
00:17:05.000 You know what he's doing?
00:17:06.000 He's yelling at the immigrant, you're a horrible person.
00:17:11.000 Ooh, that cuts him to the quick.
00:17:13.000 Like he's going to go, wait, stop, stop.
00:17:16.000 Did you mean that?
00:17:17.000 That's really hurtful, dude.
00:17:18.000 Can't we work it out?
00:17:20.000 As his wife, who, by the way, isn't even wearing like jeans and boots and sort of a black t-shirt.
00:17:25.000 Like she's not a Marine.
00:17:26.000 She's wearing a sundress and flip-flops.
00:17:29.000 And she's taking him on.
00:17:31.000 Where do these women get this hubris?
00:17:34.000 It's unsafe for them.
00:17:43.000 He doesn't want to fight her.
00:17:46.000 He's trying to get a rock to brain them.
00:17:50.000 You're a fucking horrible person, man.
00:17:52.000 Ooh, a horrible person.
00:17:55.000 Look, he feels bad.
00:17:56.000 He's summoned a bit of courage after he sees his wife is playing.
00:18:01.000 Now, this is the filming guy.
00:18:03.000 I guess he's going over to the Uber car, which has its hazards on.
00:18:07.000 Is indicating hazards?
00:18:08.000 So that's her purse drew all over the place.
00:18:11.000 She should be back picking up her purse.
00:18:14.000 Not taking on the African man.
00:18:18.000 So this guy could do with an editor.
00:18:20.000 I guess.
00:18:21.000 So she picks up her purse, gets her stuff back in it, comes back, and who's fighting the guy?
00:18:28.000 The chick again!
00:18:31.000 Listen to the dialogue, please.
00:18:35.000 You!
00:18:36.000 Look, she's punching me in the back of the head with her little fist.
00:18:39.000 Bonk, bonk, bonk.
00:18:42.000 Bonk, bonk, bonk.
00:18:45.000 By the way, any woman watching this, you can bonk me in the back of the head with your fist anytime you want.
00:18:51.000 Can you fucking hit me one more time?
00:18:53.000 Escape me.
00:18:55.000 Say, pause.
00:18:56.000 Did you hear that?
00:18:57.000 She said, if you f ⁇ with me one more time, I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:19:03.000 I don't know.
00:19:04.000 Women that I know don't talk like that.
00:19:07.000 Well, I shouldn't say that.
00:19:08.000 It is a problem amongst women I know, but certainly my wife, my mother, my relatives would never say that to someone.
00:19:15.000 He's going to kill you, dummy.
00:19:18.000 Get out of there.
00:19:19.000 Let your husband handle it.
00:19:20.000 Worst case scenario, he's going to get a broken nose.
00:19:24.000 I mean, I'm looking at the odds here.
00:19:26.000 He's not going to get stabbed.
00:19:27.000 If he was going to get killed, he would have been killed already.
00:19:29.000 So let your husband Fight this guy, put him in a headlock.
00:19:32.000 I guess you should wait till the cops come.
00:19:34.000 In the 70s, you just fight that guy for 15 minutes.
00:19:34.000 I don't know.
00:19:37.000 You'd both have giant pumpkin heads, and you'd go home and go, Whoa, that sucked.
00:19:41.000 Give him a bad review if you must.
00:19:44.000 But police and having your wife roll around in her flip-flops?
00:19:48.000 I mean, I'm just as mad at her as I am at him for getting in this mess.
00:19:51.000 Let's see if there's a little more fighting.
00:19:56.000 Excuse me, y'all need to stop.
00:19:56.000 You whore just coming in.
00:19:58.000 Okay, get off of me.
00:19:59.000 I'm gonna kill you.
00:20:02.000 You Just a woman.
00:20:08.000 Touch my fucking woman.
00:20:11.000 Get him off.
00:20:11.000 That's it.
00:20:14.000 You motherfucker.
00:20:15.000 Can you call the police?
00:20:16.000 Yeah, please go, please.
00:20:18.000 Stop it.
00:20:20.000 Stop it.
00:20:21.000 Stop.
00:20:23.000 You're in the door.
00:20:27.000 What are they doing?
00:20:28.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:20:31.000 We're not good at conflict anymore.
00:20:33.000 Even the men there.
00:20:34.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:20:35.000 Go home.
00:20:36.000 George, go away.
00:20:36.000 They keep saying that too.
00:20:37.000 Go away.
00:20:38.000 No, just finish it.
00:20:39.000 He said something bad about your wife.
00:20:40.000 Move on.
00:20:40.000 Beat him up.
00:20:42.000 But these wives getting involved.
00:20:44.000 Okay.
00:20:44.000 This reminds me, by the way, of the woman on the plane.
00:20:46.000 We've already showed this clip before, but I have to show it again, where she says, if you laugh, I will fucking kill everyone on this plane.
00:20:56.000 What have we done to women with feminism?
00:20:59.000 Sorry to repeat a video on the show, but it's crucial to the point.
00:21:02.000 Lance!
00:21:02.000 I will f***ing kill everybody on this s***!
00:21:07.000 I will kill everybody on this s***!
00:21:07.000 Play!
00:21:11.000 Play!
00:21:12.000 F***ing I will!
00:21:14.000 F***ing I will!
00:21:16.000 That's not...
00:21:18.000 And they instantly capitulate, too.
00:21:22.000 I saw this other video of a woman on a plane just telling the woman she's going to be fired.
00:21:26.000 And the woman goes, well, I want you off this flight.
00:21:28.000 I'm sorry.
00:21:28.000 And what does she do?
00:21:30.000 Like, there's nothing behind it.
00:21:32.000 Check this out.
00:21:38.000 So this is a woman who is mad because a baby's crying.
00:21:42.000 I hate when people are mad at babies crying.
00:21:45.000 Sorry, you know, you were a baby once.
00:21:47.000 I'm sorry that children don't behave like adults.
00:21:49.000 They're not adults.
00:21:50.000 They're children.
00:21:51.000 But you're such a bitter old sal that you hate us breeders.
00:21:56.000 Anyway, she's decided that she has to get a new seat because a baby was crying.
00:22:00.000 And that is the flight attendant's job.
00:22:03.000 Go make it happen or you're dead.
00:22:07.000 not gonna cry the whole time I want your name.
00:22:19.000 Right here.
00:22:19.000 I want your name.
00:22:22.000 Thank you, Tabitha.
00:22:23.000 You may not have a job tomorrow.
00:22:25.000 I want this lady up.
00:22:28.000 Watch this.
00:22:29.000 No, I can't.
00:22:30.000 I can't, Taba.
00:22:32.000 First of all, why does her fur coat get its own seat?
00:22:35.000 We always hear about man spreading.
00:22:37.000 All I do is see women spread.
00:22:39.000 They go to a bar or something and they have their nice purse that they spent three months' salary on, so they just put it in a chair next to them.
00:22:45.000 How many times have you been to a bar or a restaurant or anywhere where you come up to the, well, I guess it's the bar of the restaurant and you go, hey, is anyone, and they go, oh, sorry, sorry.
00:22:53.000 And they take their coat and all their crap from this chair.
00:22:56.000 They just spread out.
00:22:58.000 Now, the reason I'm playing this clip is to show you that all this female hubris of, I'm going to kick your ass.
00:23:02.000 I'm going to kill everyone on this plane.
00:23:04.000 You're going to be fired.
00:23:05.000 It's all fake.
00:23:06.000 It's all a thin veneer.
00:23:07.000 And the second you go pook to it, they totally collapse.
00:23:12.000 Now, that's funny on a plane, but in a fist fight, you don't want to go into battle with a thin veneer.
00:23:18.000 But here's an example of said veneer.
00:23:20.000 Well, I have to.
00:23:21.000 Please.
00:23:21.000 I apologize.
00:23:22.000 I apologize.
00:23:24.000 I apologize.
00:23:25.000 I have to be in this fight.
00:23:26.000 Thank you, Tabitha.
00:23:28.000 I'm not screaming.
00:23:29.000 I'll be quiet now, please.
00:23:30.000 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:23:31.000 I was really stressed out.
00:23:32.000 Please, Tabitha.
00:23:34.000 Thank you.
00:23:35.000 You see, she's even got attitude inner apology.
00:23:38.000 Please, Tabitha, thank you.
00:23:41.000 All right, here's the final video I'm going to show.
00:23:43.000 These are my guys in Seattle.
00:23:46.000 Proud Boys were attacked, pepper sprayed, and smashed in the back of the head by Antifa and started fighting back.
00:23:54.000 And you're going to see the female hubris crystal clear here in an example.
00:23:59.000 First of all, a thing they do too is they cover their faces so you don't know it's a girl.
00:24:03.000 Then they start punching you.
00:24:04.000 You punch her back.
00:24:05.000 It feels really easy.
00:24:07.000 And then they start freaking out.
00:24:08.000 Oh, you punched a girl.
00:24:10.000 Anyway, show this woman attacking giant man.
00:24:13.000 This guy that she's fighting is named Tiny.
00:24:14.000 He's about 6'5, 300 pounds, slim.
00:24:21.000 There, pepper spray to his face.
00:24:23.000 That's my friend, by the way.
00:24:25.000 There's a nose ring that's a little bit.
00:24:27.000 Stop, stop.
00:24:35.000 There.
00:24:38.000 Okay, stop, stop.
00:24:40.000 Did you see that?
00:24:41.000 You heard get the F off me.
00:24:43.000 Then you see him give a nice left, left hook, which I strongly advocate in boxing, the left hook.
00:24:49.000 Right hook doesn't exist.
00:24:51.000 There's a left hook, a jab, and a right.
00:24:54.000 This is not a punch.
00:24:55.000 So a beautiful left hook there to this little person that was attacking.
00:24:59.000 Can you just go back?
00:24:59.000 That was a woman.
00:25:00.000 Just a pube?
00:25:02.000 There you go.
00:25:03.000 Get out of here.
00:25:04.000 Get out of here.
00:25:05.000 Bang in the head, okay?
00:25:06.000 Now I think that's a girl.
00:25:07.000 She goes and takes her stuff off.
00:25:10.000 And keep going, keep going.
00:25:11.000 You're going to hear a school marm now.
00:25:14.000 What are you doing?
00:25:14.000 What are you doing?
00:25:15.000 What's up?
00:25:15.000 Take your fucking shit out.
00:25:17.000 What are you doing?
00:25:18.000 Why are you not okay?
00:25:19.000 Because you're pepper spraying us.
00:25:21.000 Stop fucking pepper spray.
00:25:24.000 Stop pepper spraying.
00:25:24.000 What are you doing?
00:25:25.000 Stop.
00:25:26.000 What the f ⁇ ?
00:25:27.000 Ow!
00:25:28.000 My bums.
00:25:30.000 What's up?
00:25:31.000 What's up?
00:25:31.000 Let's go.
00:25:34.000 Are you going to beat me up?
00:25:35.000 I got it.
00:25:36.000 Bring your ass off.
00:25:40.000 Look, they're devastated.
00:25:42.000 Okay, go back.
00:25:43.000 Sorry.
00:25:44.000 I had it wrong.
00:25:45.000 So the little kid that he gave the left, he also gives another one and he falls on his bum and just goes, ow.
00:25:51.000 And then you see that girl who wasn't the girl from before.
00:25:54.000 She always had her mask off.
00:25:55.000 And she's doing this weird, I'm the teacher here going, hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:25:59.000 What are you Doing?
00:26:00.000 Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:26:01.000 That's how I talk to my five-year-old.
00:26:03.000 Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing?
00:26:05.000 What are you doing?
00:26:07.000 And he goes, You pepper sprayed us, and we're punching you in the face.
00:26:11.000 Let's just show it one more time.
00:26:12.000 I'm sorry.
00:26:15.000 Look at him.
00:26:15.000 Ow, my bum.
00:26:16.000 Look at him.
00:26:17.000 Oh, I don't feel good.
00:26:21.000 And then he slaps for her.
00:26:24.000 And then look at her.
00:26:25.000 Stop, stop, stop.
00:26:26.000 That is crucial right there.
00:26:28.000 The hand on the face.
00:26:29.000 That is the same as this woman on the plane.
00:26:32.000 So they come at you 100%.
00:26:34.000 I'm your boss.
00:26:35.000 I can fight.
00:26:36.000 You're Andy Kaufman.
00:26:38.000 And then reality hits and they go, Tabitha, I need to be on this flight.
00:26:42.000 I'm sorry.
00:26:42.000 I was stressed out.
00:26:43.000 Tabitha, I'm sorry.
00:26:45.000 My fur coat needs a chair.
00:26:47.000 And then this woman, hey, hey, what's going on here?
00:26:49.000 Hey, hey, getting in.
00:26:49.000 What's going on here?
00:26:51.000 By the way, the guy's adrenaline is pounding, right?
00:26:53.000 His life is in danger.
00:26:54.000 He's surrounded by a mob who wants to kill him.
00:26:58.000 His friend just got pepper sprayed and cut in the back of the head.
00:27:01.000 I can't remember what the blunt object was, but he needed stitches in the back of his head.
00:27:05.000 And she's like, hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:27:06.000 What are you doing?
00:27:08.000 Kids, when a giant beast is mad like that because you put pepper spray in his face, run, run.
00:27:14.000 Don't get in his face going, hey, hey, what do you think you are?
00:27:16.000 Who do you think you are?
00:27:17.000 You're going to get slap.
00:27:18.000 And that slap is her getting the punch that all of us men got when we were like 10.
00:27:24.000 We were messing with some kid and he went, leave me alone.
00:27:28.000 We went, ow.
00:27:30.000 Wow, actions have consequences.
00:27:32.000 Oh my God, I'm bleeding now.
00:27:34.000 Whoa, I guess I'll be a little more careful about how I talk to people.
00:27:38.000 What are you supposed to do?
00:27:39.000 Do you pinch it?
00:27:39.000 Do you lean back?
00:27:40.000 I never understood.
00:27:42.000 All right, let's play a tiny bit more, but I think we got it.
00:27:46.000 Look, she's stunned.
00:27:48.000 Let's move.
00:27:49.000 Let's move.
00:27:49.000 Move it out.
00:27:50.000 Move it out.
00:27:52.000 Anthony, Anthony, just stand here.
00:27:54.000 Just stand here.
00:27:55.000 Why are you beating me up?
00:27:58.000 Why are you beating me up right now?
00:28:01.000 Look, that's his head.
00:28:03.000 He's got pepper spray in his eyes, which I can tell you from personal experience.
00:28:06.000 Sucks.
00:28:10.000 That's not okay.
00:28:13.000 They got batons.
00:28:14.000 There's two batons right there.
00:28:15.000 That dumb bitch has pepper spray.
00:28:17.000 Speak.
00:28:18.000 What you had to say?
00:28:20.000 So shut the f up.
00:28:20.000 Nothing.
00:28:23.000 Shut the f up.
00:28:24.000 Okay, great.
00:28:25.000 We've been hating.
00:28:26.000 Did she say I have two kids?
00:28:28.000 Because of the mask.
00:28:30.000 Okay, look, more pepper spray.
00:28:31.000 Did you see that too?
00:28:34.000 Handle your indignation where it belongs.
00:28:36.000 You're separate ways.
00:28:38.000 Yeah, that's why I knocked the ball.
00:28:39.000 You're separate ways.
00:28:40.000 I didn't do anything.
00:28:41.000 I didn't do anything.
00:28:42.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:28:43.000 I mean, it's not just women with all this strange hubris.
00:28:46.000 It's wimps, too.
00:28:48.000 And there's a place for wimps.
00:28:49.000 It's in the chemistry lab, improving our lives, curing cancer, not brawling with giant Polynesian men named Tiny.
00:28:58.000 Look, the moral of the story here is I understand we're going to have conflict.
00:29:02.000 That's reasonable.
00:29:02.000 That's fine.
00:29:03.000 I understand there's going to be fights.
00:29:04.000 I'm not against fights.
00:29:05.000 I grew up in the 70s.
00:29:06.000 Fights were de rigueur.
00:29:08.000 What baffles me is all this feminism and all this empowerment and all this, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car, have turned women into brawlers.
00:29:19.000 They think they're hell's angels.
00:29:20.000 They want to bottle you and stuff.
00:29:22.000 Ladies, when you get into hell's angels territory, if you use a bottle, then people end up dying.
00:29:27.000 Jugglervins get slashed.
00:29:29.000 People bleed out.
00:29:31.000 Stop playing with the big boys.
00:29:33.000 You're going to get killed.
00:29:34.000 We don't want to fight you.
00:29:36.000 We don't want to fight you.
00:29:42.000 There is a thing that I've noticed this in America especially.
00:29:46.000 You don't really see it in Britain or Canada, where it's just a given that King Tut and all the Egyptian royalty, all the kings, were black.
00:29:55.000 And the pyramids were built by blacks.
00:29:57.000 I guess blacks use black slaves.
00:29:59.000 Recently, DNA studies have determined that that's not true.
00:30:04.000 And this scientific data is racist because facts totally care about your feelings.
00:30:11.000 And black people are getting very offended.
00:30:13.000 I noticed a while ago, there was a thing where, like Elizabeth Taylor, when they find out that anyone is cast as an Egyptian royalty, when they're not totally black, it's seen as racist.
00:30:25.000 Even though Hamilton can be black, you can make white people black, but when you make black people white, that's racist.
00:30:33.000 And when science does it, it's really racist.
00:30:36.000 So here is some Egyptian queen, and I got some bad news for you.
00:30:40.000 She looks like my mom.
00:30:43.000 That's plain.
00:30:44.000 So this is what we're doing now?
00:30:45.000 You choose the blackest month of the year to reveal that one of the world's most famous African queens is actually not black at all.
00:30:53.000 Just because so there's Caucasian audacity with showing a scientific study as soon as it is discovered.
00:31:04.000 Hey, I just discovered that King Aphrodite or whatever her name is is white.
00:31:08.000 Do you want to see it?
00:31:09.000 In Black History Month?
00:31:11.000 No, thank you.
00:31:12.000 Wait till March for that.
00:31:14.000 Yeah, but I don't want some other scientists scooping me.
00:31:16.000 This is a scoop of my career.
00:31:17.000 Too bad.
00:31:18.000 Do you want to be responsible for Caucasity?
00:31:20.000 Yeah, I didn't think so.
00:31:22.000 All right, roll it.
00:31:23.000 Caucassidy!
00:31:25.000 Welcome to the Judge of Care.
00:31:26.000 Self-righteous, too.
00:31:28.000 Expedition Unknown's Josh Gates appeared on the Today Show to reveal a pale bust of King Tut's mother Nefrani.
00:31:34.000 And you just positive.
00:31:36.000 This is a thing I've noticed, too, with black America.
00:31:39.000 They'll often, their sources will be daytime TV.
00:31:43.000 Like they'll say, it's so easy to prove that America's racist.
00:31:48.000 For example, on Oprah the other day, like who was it?
00:31:51.000 There was some guy that was like most deaf or something.
00:31:54.000 Oh no, it was that poet, Saul, oh, damn it, that's going to bug me now.
00:32:00.000 Saul Williams.
00:32:01.000 Saul Williams, I saw him talking about how, you know, all people need his education.
00:32:07.000 And he said, I was watching Oprah a long time ago, and there was David Duke and the Ku Klux Klan and all these evil racists.
00:32:14.000 And then they had their kids on.
00:32:15.000 And these evil racists, their kids who were more educated, weren't racist.
00:32:20.000 Ergo proof that education means less racism, which is actually probably true.
00:32:25.000 But the fact that he was using Oprah as his source is, you should be embarrassed to That.
00:32:30.000 So, this woman is complaining about a scientific study and she learned about it sitting on her ass, eating fruit loops, watching TV all day.
00:32:39.000 All right, go ahead.
00:32:40.000 Created using 3D imaging and forensic reconstruction.
00:32:44.000 What the hell, Rachel Dolezal?
00:32:47.000 White Nefertiti was a physical manifestation of the erasure and theft of black history, aka whitewashing.
00:32:54.000 And poor Hodacape had to stand there with Egyptian blood boiling in her veins as if white queen nefertiti was accurate.
00:33:01.000 My only satisfaction is okay.
00:33:05.000 A scientist has discovered through DNA that she looked white.
00:33:13.000 And you are laughing it off as racist, a racist gesture that chose a terrible month to be racist.
00:33:20.000 And this poor black woman has to sit there with her blood boiling.
00:33:23.000 Why don't you refute it?
00:33:24.000 Why don't you provide, and you don't have to go to a lab.
00:33:28.000 I'm sure you might be able to dig up scientists that have a problem with the DNA process, or maybe they'll say the specimen could have been infected and there's too much uncertainty.
00:33:36.000 That would be a good rebuttal.
00:33:38.000 But you can't just sit there closing your eyes with how stupid everyone.
00:33:43.000 Oh, God, I'm the only smart person in the world.
00:33:46.000 Scientists are retarded.
00:33:49.000 It's such a strange way to be.
00:33:51.000 And you know what?
00:33:52.000 It's a way to stay ignorant.
00:33:54.000 When you are not open to new ideas and you constantly roll your eyes at how gauche everyone is and how there's so much caucasity, you stay dumb.
00:34:03.000 You're putting your head in a freezer, locking it, and throwing away the key.
00:34:08.000 I'm not sure I can make it to this one.
00:34:09.000 The subtle shade in her face.
00:34:10.000 Gates worked with Dr. Aidan Dodson, an Egyptologist at the University of Bristol who claimed...
00:34:16.000 Egyptian.
00:34:17.000 This remarkable face seems to be consistent with ancient representations of Nefertiti.
00:34:22.000 This is not an image of an ancient Egyptian queen with brown skin that's in a constant love affair with the sun.
00:34:30.000 This is Karen from Marketing after her trip to the Bahamas.
00:34:34.000 Not that there's crazy beads under that head.
00:34:37.000 White folks literally bend over backwards trying to rip ancient Egypt from its African roots.
00:34:43.000 It's in Africa.
00:34:44.000 Get over it.
00:34:45.000 Gates said, Nefertiti's accomplishments are anything but skin deep.
00:34:50.000 But like many of history's most important female figures, her legacy has been obscured.
00:34:55.000 You are the one.
00:34:57.000 Stop, stop.
00:34:58.000 Wow, this is one of the harder ones I've ever gone through.
00:35:01.000 I think I may need a sweatband.
00:35:03.000 This is becoming Viral Video Olympics.
00:35:07.000 So because your friend went sunbathing, this woman would have been darker.
00:35:11.000 First of all, that doesn't prove she's black.
00:35:13.000 If she was a white woman, you're saying the sun would have darkened her.
00:35:16.000 But also, if you go way back in India and China and all over Asia, all over the world, royals tend to shelter themselves from the sun.
00:35:26.000 In fact, Asians still do it today.
00:35:28.000 They will put a newspaper over their head or something to block out the sun.
00:35:32.000 And I remember, I grew up in Canada with a lot of Indian immigrants, and I remember their mothers would chastise them if we were out, you know, outside or we went to the beach or to Mooney's Bay, it was called.
00:35:43.000 We were skipping stones.
00:35:44.000 We'd come back and he'd be darker.
00:35:45.000 And his mother would be angry that she looked darker.
00:35:48.000 So this whole idea that lighter is better, I'm not condoning it, but it's not foreign, and it's very likely it was true in Egypt.
00:35:57.000 And again, that doesn't prove that she was black.
00:36:01.000 It's just your theory that she would have got more sun because your friend did.
00:36:07.000 What?
00:36:08.000 And this guy isn't obscuring her.
00:36:11.000 This guy's telling her about a scientific study.
00:36:13.000 Get mad at science.
00:36:15.000 She really, you know what she's really saying here?
00:36:17.000 She's saying, if you find a scientific discovery and it offends me and it makes black people seem less awesome, then don't talk about it.
00:36:25.000 Just focus on the movie Black Panther and the mythical city of, what's it called?
00:36:30.000 Wakanza?
00:36:32.000 Go ahead.
00:36:33.000 Bring her.
00:36:34.000 Look at what happens when you don't whitewatch history.
00:36:36.000 Britain's oldest skeleton, Cheddar Man, also got a facial reconstruction, but this one used genome analysis and his actual ancient DNA, which proved that he had dark skin.
00:36:47.000 Okay, pause.
00:36:49.000 Am I supposed to be mad at that?
00:36:51.000 See, if I'm a racist and I'm like her, then this, I'm saying you're obscuring history.
00:36:57.000 I am 100% fine with this scientific discovery that, what, 10,000 years ago, we had dark skin.
00:37:07.000 Then we came to Britain where we don't get any sun, so our skin had to get lighter and lighter and lighter, so the little bit of vitamin B we could get out of the sun was easier to get because there was less melanin.
00:37:19.000 What's your point?
00:37:20.000 We all came from Africa originally.
00:37:22.000 Only dummies deny that.
00:37:26.000 I'm pro-Todo.
00:37:28.000 I hear the rain down in Africa.
00:37:34.000 This is not a rebuttal.
00:37:35.000 This is just you getting revenge.
00:37:37.000 And your revenge is based on the assumption that we're all racist.
00:37:40.000 And we're not, so you're wrong.
00:37:43.000 Pathetic.
00:37:44.000 Go ahead.
00:37:46.000 Which should have been what was revealed about Nefertiti.
00:37:49.000 Let's look at the tweets.
00:37:50.000 Just pause.
00:37:52.000 See that?
00:37:53.000 That should have been revealed about Nefertiti.
00:37:56.000 Why?
00:37:57.000 Because you want it to be that way?
00:37:58.000 That's not the way science works.
00:38:00.000 They gave you a blueprint on the skin tones.
00:38:02.000 How do you fail with a cheat sheet?
00:38:05.000 This is a common thing done.
00:38:06.000 They colored people brown.
00:38:08.000 They often would have slaves in these hieroglyphics.
00:38:11.000 That doesn't mean that they were black, but go ahead.
00:38:14.000 On the skin tones.
00:38:16.000 How do you fail with a cheat sheet?
00:38:18.000 Nefertiti did not look like Barbara Streip's hand in Miami.
00:38:22.000 This is great evidence.
00:38:22.000 You've done incredible research.
00:38:24.000 Nefertiti was black and black, black, black.
00:38:27.000 Yep.
00:38:27.000 Stop spreading this false sense of white superiority over other cultures.
00:38:31.000 You mean like the movie handles?
00:38:33.000 Yates and those who have been privileged enough to rewrite history continually whitewash blackness out of all things royal.
00:38:41.000 Now is not the time to deny black people of our royal roots.
00:38:47.000 I knew it.
00:38:47.000 And honestly, if history is not being whitewashed, it's not being taught at all.
00:38:51.000 We live in a world where only 8% of American high school seniors know that slavery was a catalyst for the Civil War.
00:38:58.000 Blame it on bad textbooks, inadequate educators.
00:39:01.000 Pause here.
00:39:04.000 Yeah, American students are uneducated.
00:39:07.000 That's probably because of the heavy teachers' unions and how they've totally diluted the quality of education.
00:39:14.000 That's not racist, okay?
00:39:16.000 Look at my cool hairdo.
00:39:18.000 That doesn't mean that we're hiding the fact that there was slavery.
00:39:22.000 In fact, there is plenty of evidence that the Civil War wasn't about slavery.
00:39:26.000 It was about secession.
00:39:28.000 And we have Lincoln being quoted as saying, if I could keep the Union together without freeing one slave, I would do so.
00:39:37.000 But that's not taught in school.
00:39:39.000 What's taught in school was that we were evil.
00:39:41.000 You know what isn't taught in school?
00:39:43.000 That 620,000 men died in that war.
00:39:47.000 And if it's about slavery, then they died abolishing slavery.
00:39:50.000 That is the equivalent today of 5 million people.
00:39:53.000 That's an American Holocaust.
00:39:55.000 There was a white American Holocaust that, by your narrative, was perpetated.
00:40:01.000 Perpetuated?
00:40:05.000 See, I'm not smart.
00:40:06.000 I'm white.
00:40:07.000 That was perpetuated.
00:40:09.000 God, what the hell is the matter with me?
00:40:11.000 Perpetated?
00:40:12.000 I'm having a brain fart with that word.
00:40:14.000 Anyway, there was a white American Holocaust that was made to abolish slavery.
00:40:22.000 This, again, is not evidence of racism.
00:40:25.000 You know, this is that attitude, we talk about this on the show a lot, where when everything is racist, everything is racist.
00:40:31.000 So you take a fact that most kids don't know about slavery and you make that, well, the teachers don't want them to know that America had slavery.
00:40:38.000 The teachers want them to know that America had slavery way too much.
00:40:42.000 The teachers won't shut up about it.
00:40:45.000 We stole this land from the Indians and it was built on slavery.
00:40:48.000 Both of those are patently untrue.
00:40:50.000 We fought the Indians for 400 years and eventually won.
00:40:54.000 And yes, there were some people, a tiny percentage of Southern Americans who were rich from slavery.
00:40:59.000 But after the Civil War, the balance sheet was zero.
00:41:03.000 So any money after the end of the Civil War is made from scratch because slavery's done and we were broke.
00:41:11.000 Got it?
00:41:12.000 That's not taught in schools.
00:41:13.000 Go ahead.
00:41:15.000 Or whatever.
00:41:16.000 Whatever.
00:41:17.000 You watch the Today Show and you retweet.
00:41:18.000 Learning factual American history that includes the painful foundation and formation of this country.
00:41:25.000 I bet she didn't like this.
00:41:26.000 I sentence white America to learning its true history that's as rich, flavorful, and black as it actually is.
00:41:32.000 And I summoned Queen Nefertiti to fiercely haunt Franklin.
00:41:37.000 Who refuses to believe in her melanin?
00:41:40.000 Look at her nose.
00:41:42.000 The only reconstruction of Nefertiti I acknowledge is Iman.
00:41:47.000 Okay, excellent.
00:41:48.000 So she's conceded that she doesn't know what she's talking about.
00:41:51.000 She's trying to do a satirical video, but it's really an anti-science video.
00:41:54.000 And it says that we should avoid facts at all costs because it kills the narrative.
00:41:59.000 and the narrative is our bread and butter, the root.
00:42:03.000 Oh my God!
00:42:18.000 That's the downtown boys from their album, Full Communism.
00:42:23.000 There's one solution to all your problems, you redneck racists, and that is communism.
00:42:29.000 Spread it around.
00:42:30.000 Warren Gates and Bill, what's his name from Microsoft?
00:42:36.000 Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, that's it.
00:42:38.000 They don't deserve all the money.
00:42:39.000 You deserve the money.
00:42:40.000 You can choose what you want to do.
00:42:42.000 Do you want to be a farmer?
00:42:43.000 Do you want to design uniforms for the Red Army?
00:42:45.000 It's up to you.
00:42:46.000 Stop being a slave to capitalism.
00:42:49.000 Capitalism failed us.
00:42:51.000 Stop watching this stupid show.