Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 30, 2019


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #109 | This is MAGA Country


Episode Stats

Length

41 minutes

Words per Minute

180.65454

Word Count

7,452

Sentence Count

604

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

26


Summary

Jussie Smollett is a black, gay actor who plays a gay character on the show Empire. He claims he was the victim of a hate crime committed by white supremacists in MAGA country. Is this true or is this a hoax? And if it is true, what does it say about the state of racism and homophobia in America today? And why does this story have such a big impact on the media and the country at large? And does it really matter if it's true or not? And is it even possible that this could be a hoax at all? And if so, what would you do if you were Jussie and someone yelled, "This is MAGA Country"? I ll tell you what I would do, and why it's probably not a good idea to eat a sub at Subway while on the way to the hospital and how he could have gotten there if it was a hoax or if it really happened why it s a real hoax, and if it s even possible what do we need to do anything about it who are we supposed to believe it? and why is this even a hoax or not in the first place? What s the difference between a hoax and a real hate crime ? and what s going to do about it? I ll give you my thoughts on it, and what we should do to make sure it s not a hoax, you ll have a better chance of being proven at least a little more skeptical of it s true by someone who s supposed to be more skeptical about it, right? . the President of the United States a better than the rest of us than we think it s gonna be a real joke , right ? we ll see what we know about this What do you think of it, should we believe it s really happened? , . I ll let you know what I think about it is on this episode of the podcast, right , and I ll be back next week, right here on the podcast next week! with a new episode of The Nipsey after the podcast next week will be talking about it in the next episode of That s Jussie s story ( ) & more! and more ! AND


Transcript

00:00:00.000 This is MAGA country, they said.
00:00:03.000 I don't, this story is so weird.
00:00:08.000 I can't figure it out.
00:00:09.000 So Jussie Smollett, who I've never heard of, is a black gay guy who's on the show Empire, which I've never watched.
00:00:17.000 And he claims that a bunch of guys beat him up, put a noose around his neck, poured bleach on him, and then yelled, this is MAGA country.
00:00:28.000 He walked himself to the hospital.
00:00:29.000 We have no video footage of it.
00:00:31.000 It sounds like a hate crime hoax.
00:00:33.000 And everyone is running with it.
00:00:35.000 I scoured Twitter yesterday and I couldn't find one person skeptical of this story.
00:00:41.000 Now, I obviously don't know if it happened.
00:00:42.000 And a lot of people are saying allegedly because there's just so much that doesn't add up.
00:00:47.000 But let's go through it, shall we?
00:00:48.000 Maybe you can help me figure this out.
00:00:50.000 So...
00:00:51.000 He's at LaGuardia.
00:00:53.000 On Instagram, he says, oh, I'm stuck on the tarmac.
00:00:55.000 And then he arrives in O'Hare in Chicago at about 2.30 a.m.
00:00:59.000 Right?
00:01:00.000 They're doing renovations next door.
00:01:02.000 Hope that doesn't come out on the mic.
00:01:03.000 Probably won't.
00:01:03.000 These mics are pretty good.
00:01:07.000 Then he's hungry.
00:01:08.000 So he goes to Subway to get a sub.
00:01:10.000 Now, if I was Jussie Smollett... What kind of name is Jussie, by the way?
00:01:14.000 Have you ever heard that?
00:01:16.000 Makes me think of Jamaicans and Dutty.
00:01:18.000 I thought it was Jesse, but it is like Juicy.
00:01:22.000 Juicy?
00:01:22.000 With a U. Juicy?
00:01:24.000 Well, it's spelt Juicy.
00:01:25.000 No wonder he came out gay.
00:01:27.000 His parents made him Juicy.
00:01:30.000 Who could resist?
00:01:31.000 Juicy Couture.
00:01:33.000 Jussie Smollett.
00:01:34.000 Okay, so just for the record, if this did happen, my heart goes out to the guy, and I'm not just wrong about this case, or for being dubious, but I'm wrong about America, and I'm wrong about MAGA, and I'm wrong about the state of racism and homophobia in America today.
00:01:50.000 If this story is true, I'm at least partially wrong about a lot of stuff.
00:01:57.000 Although we did have those kids who found a kid in a MAGA hat who was mentally handicapped, black kids, tortured him, cut his shirt up, cut him, and I think they got away with probation or something.
00:02:08.000 And it didn't have nearly the kind of national push this story is having.
00:02:13.000 I mean, everyone is crying.
00:02:14.000 Kamala Harris is crying for him, and she's supposed to be the President of the United States.
00:02:18.000 We need a little more skepticism from someone who's going to be the President of the United States.
00:02:22.000 Like, at least start with, if this is true, then blah blah blah blah blah blah.
00:02:27.000 But it seems very few people are saying if this is true, or even questioning the story.
00:02:31.000 So here's the story.
00:02:31.000 So he goes to Subway, and I'm guessing that at Subway he got an Italian BMT, 6-inch Italian bread, provolone cheese, toasted, and then after it came out of the oven he could have got like...
00:02:46.000 Some lettuce, some jalapeno peppers, some banana peppers, honey mustard, some pickles.
00:02:56.000 Red onions?
00:02:57.000 Red onions.
00:02:58.000 Black olives?
00:02:58.000 No black olives.
00:02:59.000 You probably wouldn't get black olives.
00:03:01.000 Then he would get maybe oil and vinegar.
00:03:03.000 And then not salt, because there's already so much salt on the ham and everything, that he just got pepper.
00:03:08.000 And he got it... Did he get it to go?
00:03:12.000 Maybe he gets it to go.
00:03:13.000 Yeah, he could eat that on the go.
00:03:16.000 Subway's not a great place to sit down.
00:03:17.000 It's not.
00:03:18.000 It really isn't.
00:03:19.000 But your home is nice, and he's rich, he's a successful actor, he's probably got a home.
00:03:23.000 Nice home.
00:03:24.000 So as he's leaving, walking down the street, someone yells, hey, ain't you, aren't you the faggot of Empire, nigger?
00:03:38.000 Now, I'm sorry to use those terrible words, but aren't you the faggot of Empire, nigger?
00:03:45.000 All right.
00:03:47.000 First of all, we already have a problem here.
00:03:51.000 Racists don't watch Empire.
00:03:55.000 You'd have to, and you wouldn't just be watching Empire, occasionally taking it in.
00:04:00.000 You'd recognize the man who happens to be the gay guy.
00:04:04.000 And is his character gay or is he gay in his home life?
00:04:07.000 He's gay in his home life.
00:04:08.000 So he would have to know that the guy who plays the character is gay in real life.
00:04:13.000 He's racist.
00:04:14.000 He's also, the other thing about him is he's not a very distinct looking guy.
00:04:18.000 He's a normal, handsome young man who is black.
00:04:21.000 And like, if it was from the Sopranos, Tony Soprano really sticks out.
00:04:25.000 The guy from the E Street Band, little Steven with his mouth coming out, or Big Pussy, or Uncle, what's his name?
00:04:31.000 Uncle Junior?
00:04:32.000 Or Polly Walnuts with the white on the side.
00:04:34.000 Like, they're very distinct looking guys.
00:04:36.000 This guy in Chicago, I mean, you'd have to be a super fan before you recognized him.
00:04:42.000 So A, why do they know about Empire?
00:04:46.000 B, why do they recognize him?
00:04:50.000 And C, that's not how racists talk.
00:04:53.000 Aren't you, I don't like repeating such horrible words, but aren't you that F nigga?
00:04:57.000 They'd say like, they'd say more like, we know you, you goddamn N-word.
00:05:02.000 You're on that TV show that all the N-words watch.
00:05:06.000 Like they don't use the N-word to punctuate sentences.
00:05:08.000 That's a black thing.
00:05:11.000 All right, so that's already pretty weird.
00:05:12.000 That first made my antennas go up.
00:05:14.000 How would they know that show?
00:05:18.000 We should probably count these.
00:05:19.000 So that's one problem.
00:05:22.000 So one problem is they know the show.
00:05:25.000 Right.
00:05:26.000 Two, they know him.
00:05:28.000 Three, they talk in Ebonics.
00:05:33.000 Okay.
00:05:34.000 Four would be...
00:05:38.000 You know, the black community doesn't seem to embrace homosexuality as much as the other ones.
00:05:43.000 You can't use that as a flaunted story, my friend.
00:05:44.000 Look, I love you to tears, but you gotta take it easy on the philosophy.
00:05:50.000 I'm the Philosopher King.
00:05:51.000 You do funny quips, do imitations.
00:05:53.000 I'm not looking for Detective Katsu Rivera here.
00:05:55.000 Well, I've noticed, in my experience.
00:05:57.000 Yes, but it doesn't count as a list of why this story stinks.
00:06:01.000 That's a motive!
00:06:03.000 For something else to have happened, but that doesn't hurt his story per se.
00:06:06.000 All right.
00:06:07.000 So number four.
00:06:08.000 Oh, it wasn't one of them.
00:06:09.000 He's not very recognizable.
00:06:12.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:06:12.000 Or does that fall under they recognize him?
00:06:14.000 No, you're right.
00:06:15.000 He's not distinct.
00:06:16.000 Like he doesn't have a big birthmark or something.
00:06:18.000 All right.
00:06:18.000 So now number five.
00:06:20.000 He said they had ski masks on.
00:06:23.000 Wait a minute.
00:06:23.000 Wait a minute.
00:06:24.000 Wait a minute.
00:06:25.000 Were they stalking him?
00:06:28.000 If they were stalking him, then they wouldn't have said, hey, aren't you that?
00:06:31.000 Then they would have said, hello, Jussie.
00:06:34.000 Looks like the chickens come home to roost, boy!
00:06:38.000 Or something like that.
00:06:40.000 I mean, if you're about to commit a crime, and you've been stalking someone for a while, you'd want as little evidence as possible.
00:06:40.000 Or nothing!
00:06:45.000 They clearly are worried about getting caught if they're wearing ski masks.
00:06:48.000 So why talk?
00:06:49.000 And they had a noose ready to go?
00:06:52.000 That's another one.
00:06:53.000 So they had ski masks on.
00:06:55.000 Six, they also had a noose.
00:06:57.000 And seven, they had bleach.
00:07:00.000 Right.
00:07:00.000 They poured bleach on them.
00:07:01.000 And I think the implication there is that we don't want you to be so dark.
00:07:06.000 We want everything bleached white.
00:07:08.000 So it's a symbolic chemical attack.
00:07:12.000 I've never heard of that before.
00:07:13.000 I've heard of the noose, sure.
00:07:15.000 But
00:07:16.000 We're good.
00:07:36.000 They're more like, I don't like black people.
00:07:37.000 They don't get into the nuance of like, I hate tall black people, or we need less, less homosexuality in the black community.
00:07:44.000 They don't care about the black community.
00:07:46.000 So they don't get so nuanced with the types of blacks that they hate.
00:07:50.000 And when you actually do hear it, I mean, I never hear anything like that, but I, hey, why, why be picky?
00:07:56.000 And plus, weren't they in, was this in Chicago?
00:08:00.000 I'm not sure that counts on the list, but Chicago is about a third Hispanic, a third black, a third white.
00:08:00.000 Okay.
00:08:06.000 I think it's 32% black and 31% white.
00:08:09.000 It's about the same.
00:08:11.000 So I'm going to make this number eight.
00:08:14.000 I could almost make this into two.
00:08:16.000 It's not MAGA country.
00:08:18.000 Not even close.
00:08:19.000 And look up how many Chicagoans voted for Trump.
00:08:22.000 I bet it was, I bet it was like DC.
00:08:24.000 I bet it was less than 10%.
00:08:26.000 I don't see it as a very Trumpy town.
00:08:30.000 So, who would yell, this is MAGA country?
00:08:32.000 And also, when you say country, you mean the country.
00:08:35.000 Oh, wow.
00:08:36.000 Like, this here is, Trump was 12%?
00:08:38.000 12.5%, yeah.
00:08:39.000 Yeesh.
00:08:39.000 Clinton, 83%.
00:08:40.000 Yeah, when you say- It's not exactly MAGA.
00:08:44.000 If it was Alabama, right?
00:08:46.000 And we were there, and we had signs that said, rodeos suck.
00:08:50.000 We hate rodeos.
00:08:51.000 I could see them saying, fuck you, New Yorkers.
00:08:53.000 This is rodeo country.
00:08:56.000 Yeah.
00:08:57.000 That makes sense to me.
00:08:58.000 But two random white guys who represent a third of the Chicago population saying this is MAGA country?
00:09:04.000 But it's not.
00:09:05.000 I'm making that too.
00:09:06.000 Hey, there's a tweet by Tony Morrison that's enraging.
00:09:10.000 It says the latest MAGA country in quotes claims are true per Chicago PD.
00:09:15.000 This is how he tells you how it's true.
00:09:17.000 Detectives did a follow up supplemental interview with Jussie Smollett where he did in fact tell police his attackers yelled MAGA country.
00:09:24.000 No, that's even worse.
00:09:24.000 So that doesn't mean
00:09:25.000 Actually, that's number ten.
00:09:28.000 So, MAGA Country is three.
00:09:30.000 So, it's true because he told them that.
00:09:32.000 Well, that's even... See, that's her twist on it.
00:09:32.000 Right.
00:09:33.000 What really happened was, he told the media that, but he hadn't told the police that.
00:09:39.000 So, the police call him and they go, hey, what's this about MAGA Country?
00:09:42.000 That wasn't in your report.
00:09:43.000 So, a supplemental interview.
00:09:44.000 And then he goes, yeah, no, no, sorry, I forgot, but they did say that.
00:09:48.000 How do you forget?
00:09:49.000 You can't forget something like that.
00:09:53.000 I don't know.
00:09:53.000 His injuries don't look very bad.
00:09:54.000 It's not like he was beaten unconscious.
00:09:55.000 He was able to drive himself to the hospital.
00:10:00.000 So people don't say MAGA country.
00:10:03.000 A. B. It's not MAGA country.
00:10:05.000 And C. Why didn't you say that to the police?
00:10:07.000 So that's three MAGA countries.
00:10:10.000 All right.
00:10:12.000 So, uh, they put a noose around his neck, apparently.
00:10:16.000 He doesn't take it off.
00:10:17.000 He walks into the hospital, where he drives himself, and he's wearing it.
00:10:23.000 Isn't that weird?
00:10:24.000 Yep.
00:10:24.000 Is it weird?
00:10:25.000 Yes.
00:10:26.000 Yes, it is.
00:10:27.000 So I'm gonna put that on there.
00:10:28.000 That's 11.
00:10:29.000 Where's the noose?
00:10:31.000 And then... And then he went in and he gets treated, blah blah blah, he goes home.
00:10:36.000 Now here's some things that do help his story.
00:10:39.000 He has, and it looks to be time stamped, an envelope that says, you die black fag or something on it in cut out letters.
00:10:48.000 And that had been mailed to Fox Studio about eight days before.
00:10:55.000 So now it looks good for him because you think, if this is a hate crime hoax, that's a really premeditated plan.
00:11:04.000 Like the idea of someone sitting there and going, I'm going to make some homophobic racist mail and send it to myself.
00:11:11.000 That's bizarre.
00:11:13.000 Like, that's mentally ill.
00:11:14.000 You're deranged.
00:11:16.000 But, so then maybe he does that, and I'm not saying this is a good theory, this doesn't feel right in my gut.
00:11:22.000 So he would do that, and then maybe he liked all the attention he was getting, and then he said, I'm gonna up this, up the ante on this.
00:11:29.000 No.
00:11:30.000 That doesn't make sense either, though.
00:11:33.000 So the hate mail makes it all really, really confusing.
00:11:37.000 If there was no hate mail, I'd just go, this looks exactly like a hate crime hoax.
00:11:41.000 Okay, let's go back to the argument for the hoax.
00:11:44.000 There's no footage.
00:11:49.000 This is in Chicago.
00:11:52.000 We saw with the NYC Nine, there's like 10 different angles and not from citizen journalists.
00:11:56.000 I mean, just like buildings and stuff.
00:12:00.000 So why is there no CCTV footage?
00:12:04.000 So that's 12 reasons why this looks like a hoax.
00:12:09.000 And then one reason why it doesn't.
00:12:12.000 I'm totally confused by this.
00:12:16.000 And if it's true, that's just so bizarre.
00:12:20.000 Like, so you have racists who live in Chicago, right?
00:12:25.000 And I'm sure there's plenty.
00:12:27.000 Well, not plenty.
00:12:27.000 I'm sure there's 17, maybe seven.
00:12:32.000 Between seven and 17.
00:12:34.000 I can think, like they'd hate Sean King, and they'd hate Al Sharpton, and they'd obviously hate Farrakhan, and actually maybe they agree with the super, super extremist black dudes.
00:12:42.000 Maybe they like the black, actually I've heard, I've heard Tom Metzger I think it was, or one of these old school Nazis, say that the black Hebrew Israelites are just a black version of them.
00:12:56.000 Whatever that group he was in, maybe it was the KKK or something.
00:12:59.000 So yeah, but the idea that a bunch of racists would really hone in on a gay actor on a show for black people, basically.
00:13:11.000 I mean, I know it's not for black people, but you know what I mean.
00:13:13.000 It's not like it's a totally mainstream show that everyone in middle America is talking about.
00:13:19.000 Did he say that his tweet was something that could have alerted, like, stalkers?
00:13:23.000 Because he said, oh, I'm stuck at O'Hare or whatever?
00:13:26.000 Yes, that's why I mentioned that at the beginning.
00:13:27.000 Yeah.
00:13:28.000 So now, if you were trying to find somebody based on a tweet like this, so they're stalking his Twitter, like, oh, he just tweeted where he's at, let's go, and then what they
00:13:37.000 They move from wherever they are with their noose and their bleach, and they try to find him.
00:13:43.000 Well, they would go to his apartment, and then it's reasonable that they know what apartment he's in, what building he lives in.
00:13:50.000 Then they wait for him, they let him get his sub.
00:13:52.000 Oh, okay.
00:13:55.000 But the only problem with that version of events is, why do they say, aren't you that F from Empire N?
00:14:04.000 Wouldn't they be certain at that point?
00:14:07.000 And, as I said earlier, why talk?
00:14:10.000 Like, just jump him, do the thing.
00:14:12.000 And also, why are you so sure they're white?
00:14:14.000 If they had ski masks on.
00:14:16.000 I guess you got a really good look at their hands?
00:14:19.000 So, I can't explain the letter.
00:14:21.000 I don't think it's fake.
00:14:22.000 Well, he could have mailed it to himself, but that is just like... If he mailed it to himself,
00:14:29.000 Because he planned to make up a hate crime eight days from that.
00:14:32.000 This guy needs to go into a mental institution.
00:14:35.000 That is way beyond, like there's hate crime hoaxes where you do something stupid, like say, you grab some guy's balls, because you think he's gay, and it turns out he isn't gay, and then he beats you up, and he's a black guy, and you think, uh-oh, I gotta go to the hospital and come up with something.
00:14:49.000 I'm not gonna say I grabbed some straight guy's dick.
00:14:52.000 I'll make up a hate crime hoax.
00:14:53.000 That I understand.
00:14:55.000 But to have planned it a week in advance,
00:14:59.000 I'm not saying it is or isn't a hoax.
00:15:01.000 I'm saying this is one of the most confusing cases I've ever read.
00:15:05.000 And the reason I'm bringing it up on this podcast is because we've been getting great letters these days that explain things like new theories about why everyone hates Brad.
00:15:15.000 Most of them sucked.
00:15:16.000 We already got the good ones out.
00:15:17.000 Some Israeli military guy telling me about Chad's and Brad's in Israel and how they are treated like successful
00:15:27.000 Guys in the Israeli military.
00:15:28.000 Oh my god, yeah, I almost forgot too, and then the inflation of the $1 million per fight in 1920, somebody told me if we went by the gold inflation, $1 million would be worth about $65 million now.
00:15:41.000 That makes a little more sense.
00:15:42.000 That was told on Twitter, yeah.
00:15:43.000 But if you, and as I said to you when you brought that up, if you bought a million dollars of real estate in 1920, you'd be a fucking billionaire by now.
00:15:51.000 Shit, if you bought a million dollars in 1975,
00:15:56.000 Or when Dinkins was mayor and the whole place sucked, you'd be a kazillionaire.
00:16:01.000 I mean apartment, the West Village was terrible in the 80s.
00:16:04.000 It was a hellhole.
00:16:06.000 Anyway.
00:16:07.000 Oh, there's one more too.
00:16:08.000 In the, uh, oh, there was 12, uh, it was about the, uh, SEAL Team Six with the Bin Laden thing.
00:16:15.000 Yeah.
00:16:16.000 Somebody, uh.
00:16:17.000 Oh yeah.
00:16:17.000 We were saying, we were comparing how many FBI went to Roger Stone and how many FBI went to Osama Bin Laden.
00:16:25.000 And, uh, the numbers are, um, I think more with Roger Stone.
00:16:28.000 It was, yes.
00:16:29.000 Somebody tweeted it.
00:16:31.000 It's about two seconds away.
00:16:32.000 Yeah.
00:16:32.000 They had two boats, a helicopter.
00:16:36.000 And when you told me that huge list, I was trying to think of a scenario where you would need that much.
00:16:40.000 And I realized James Bond.
00:16:41.000 Oh yeah.
00:16:42.000 Yeah.
00:16:42.000 James Bond could have taken out about 15 of them and then it's possible he would steal a car and it's possible that car has things that can go into water.
00:16:52.000 That's why you need the boats.
00:16:53.000 A submarine car, so you need the boats.
00:16:54.000 So, if Roger Stone was James Bond, you would have an argument.
00:16:59.000 So yeah, Mark Simone tweeted out, 12 Navy SEALs were sent to get Osama Bin Laden.
00:17:04.000 29 agents, two helicopters, two boats, and armored vehicles were sent to pick up Roger Stone.
00:17:12.000 So, dramatically more.
00:17:15.000 That is amazing.
00:17:17.000 So maybe someone can help with this, because
00:17:20.000 That letter, it looks a lot like a hate crime hoax without that letter.
00:17:24.000 There's just too much weird shit about it.
00:17:26.000 In fact, there's literally 12 weird things about it.
00:17:29.000 But then the letter makes it all seem like true.
00:17:33.000 So he is being stalked.
00:17:34.000 But then, you know, just like with the aboriginal ceremony, indigenous ceremony, where these kids go, oh, this is stupid.
00:17:40.000 I'm going to go wreck it in my mega hat because Indians suck.
00:17:44.000 That just, I know that's not a thing.
00:17:47.000 So when I heard this, the idea of MAGA hat guys going, hey, that's the guy from Empire!
00:17:51.000 Put on your ski masks!
00:17:52.000 Get your bleach!
00:17:53.000 Let's get him!
00:17:54.000 Good thing we packed all this stuff.
00:17:57.000 You know, the creator of the show, he said that, you know, this attack is heinous and stuff like that, and then he ends it with, America is better than this.
00:18:08.000 And yeah, you're right.
00:18:10.000 I think it is.
00:18:11.000 That's why we're so curious about this case.
00:18:14.000 Empire creator Lee Daniels posted an emotional strong reaction to the news that actor Jesse Smollett was brutally attacked in a possible hate crime.
00:18:22.000 America is better than that.
00:18:24.000 Yeah.
00:18:25.000 Yeah, which is why we're asking questions here.
00:18:27.000 We're suspicious too, sir.
00:18:28.000 Yeah.
00:18:29.000 It's sort of like with the indigenous ceremony too, where they go, we don't want an America where young men think it's okay to destroy indigenous ceremonies.
00:18:38.000 And we go, yeah.
00:18:40.000 I agree with you.
00:18:41.000 I don't want that either.
00:18:46.000 All right.
00:18:48.000 So are we done with that?
00:18:50.000 I have to admit, part of me bringing this up is selfish, because if this blows up, I want, and that's why I'm doing a podcast on a day I don't normally do it, because I want people to go, holy fuck, man.
00:19:00.000 You nailed it, dude.
00:19:01.000 Classic G-Dawg.
00:19:03.000 You smelled a rat.
00:19:04.000 Fucking Detective McInnes nailed it again.
00:19:08.000 I want to be that guy.
00:19:09.000 I want to get this in under the wire.
00:19:12.000 But it's also possible we'll never find out.
00:19:15.000 Although, the hate crime hoaxes, I mean, I think the police, they don't want to look bad.
00:19:21.000 So people say, hey, cops, what the fuck, man?
00:19:23.000 You got ski masks, MAGA guys?
00:19:26.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:19:27.000 Were the MAGA hats on the ski masks?
00:19:32.000 Yeah, that's a weird look.
00:19:33.000 That's weird.
00:19:34.000 How do you hide that, too?
00:19:36.000 You have a ski mask, like how long do you have the ski mask on you?
00:19:38.000 I guess you're around the corner and you see, I don't know.
00:19:40.000 Yeah, that's the crux of what confuses me.
00:19:42.000 How do you get away with this?
00:19:43.000 So you recognize him, either you're stalking him and you go, all right, let's do this.
00:19:48.000 And then you would just put on the ski masks, put the MAGA hat in your backpack or whatever, don't bring your MAGA hat, and do the beating and then run away.
00:19:56.000 But to say, hey, aren't you that guy?
00:19:59.000 And then put on your ski mask, I guess?
00:20:02.000 And then put the MAGA hat, you have to adjust the size now.
00:20:05.000 Because your head's bigger with a ski mask.
00:20:08.000 It is a snapback, though.
00:20:10.000 That's an extra accoutrement.
00:20:13.000 That's almost like a Batman comic.
00:20:16.000 What is this, Warriors now?
00:20:17.000 Are the Baseball Furies going to come out wearing their little outfits?
00:20:21.000 Put their things in bleach?
00:20:22.000 Yeah, that's incriminating.
00:20:23.000 You'd want to get away with it.
00:20:25.000 If you're trying to get away with it, you don't do that.
00:20:28.000 I would kill to be able to talk to the detective on this case.
00:20:31.000 Can you imagine having a beer with him?
00:20:35.000 And just saying all this to him and going, well, actually those guys aren't that fun.
00:20:39.000 They're usually just like, well, if the tapes show guys with ski masks, we got a guy.
00:20:43.000 And if we got no footage, we got no case.
00:20:45.000 And you're like, dude, I realize that, but can we pontificate please?
00:20:49.000 They're not very, uh, Dungeons and Dragons-y, those detectives.
00:20:53.000 They're just like, well, if this, if she got the money from her mom, like she said, then we got, we got nothing.
00:20:58.000 And if the mother doesn't know about the money, then someone's going to jail.
00:21:01.000 And you're like, yeah, what if, hypothetically, I guess we could go there, but I, you know, I don't because, you know, the evidence doesn't speak.
00:21:06.000 That's a hypothetical.
00:21:07.000 I don't know.
00:21:08.000 Look, look, the answer, I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
00:21:10.000 The answer is, I don't know.
00:21:12.000 I know you don't know, dude!
00:21:13.000 Now I'm fighting with this invisible cop.
00:21:15.000 With this invisible cop, yeah.
00:21:16.000 I want him to be my friend.
00:21:17.000 Dude, loosen up!
00:21:18.000 So this is the place, I guess, where it happened, and they have a security camera which only shows him, and doesn't show the attackers.
00:21:24.000 Oh, they have CCT footage of him going to get the sub?
00:21:27.000 It hasn't been released yet, but, no, um... It hasn't been released yet, but you can see it?
00:21:31.000 What, you hacked into the mainframe?
00:21:32.000 No, they claim that it exists, but it's only him.
00:21:36.000 And now they're just showing B-roll of the place where he says it happened.
00:21:39.000 So it looks pretty secluded, actually.
00:21:41.000 So that's a point for him.
00:21:44.000 That's a point for him.
00:21:45.000 Okay, so so far for him, we have the letter.
00:21:47.000 But it's also against him, because there's security cameras in that secluded place, so it neutralizes it.
00:21:54.000 So it is secluded, but there's a security camera, and it only shows him.
00:21:59.000 So I think that's actually one for us.
00:22:00.000 Okay, I'm gonna make you a deal.
00:22:01.000 Sure.
00:22:03.000 If the footage comes out and we see MAGA hats with ski masks beating this man and they seem to have a bleach thing, I will punch myself in the face and I will eat a $100 bill.
00:22:16.000 Huh.
00:22:16.000 That's fun.
00:22:17.000 And now I'm going to rip it up into pieces.
00:22:18.000 I don't want to have one big chunk of that because it's not paper, right?
00:22:20.000 It's like cloth.
00:22:21.000 It's basically cloth.
00:22:22.000 I'm going to, maybe I'll split it into four pieces, but I'll eat my own hundred dollar bill and I'll punch myself in the face.
00:22:28.000 Nice.
00:22:30.000 Are you going to record it and post it?
00:22:31.000 Yeah.
00:22:32.000 Well, I don't want to post it.
00:22:33.000 You'll have to just tell people that it's the truth.
00:22:35.000 Yeah, you have to trust me.
00:22:38.000 And then if it's a hoax, I don't get anything.
00:22:41.000 I'm not that good with bets.
00:22:43.000 I always make it really shitty for me.
00:22:44.000 You do get something.
00:22:46.000 Well, I get to be right.
00:22:46.000 Yeah.
00:22:47.000 Although I haven't definitively said it's a hate crime hoax.
00:22:49.000 All I'm saying right now is this is very suspicious and I've listed 12 reasons why.
00:22:55.000 I'm sure someone can twist that into racism, but I don't think it is.
00:23:02.000 I'm skeptical of all races.
00:23:04.000 Well, the problem with it is if it's not, oh, look, I got a gay buddy.
00:23:09.000 I won't say his name.
00:23:11.000 See, the weird thing is you check Twitter and everything and it's all, this is so fucked up, man.
00:23:17.000 My heart goes out to you.
00:23:18.000 I have no words.
00:23:18.000 That's a common one.
00:23:19.000 I have no words.
00:23:20.000 But then privately texting, I suspect a lot more people than me are going, yeah, uh, where were the hats where the ski masks were on?
00:23:30.000 Okay.
00:23:33.000 Uh,
00:23:34.000 Oh, Chadwick Moore tweeted out, we've all gone out for a foot long at 2am and had something shady happen to us.
00:23:40.000 Wishing Jussie a speedy recovery.
00:23:41.000 That's so subtle.
00:23:47.000 But this, another guy I know texts, now the cops are saying the quote unquote rope that he still had around his neck 45 minutes after the attack was thin clothesline.
00:23:57.000 I think we know what happened.
00:23:59.000 Maybe he was with a guy, one of those guys who was like gay curious and then he wrapped a thing around his neck and then the straight guy got freaked out that he was doing gay stuff and he punched him in the face and ran out.
00:24:24.000 Oh wait, this is the letter.
00:24:25.000 Did you see this?
00:24:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:26.000 Thanks, Detective Rivera.
00:24:27.000 Yeah, but I hadn't seen it.
00:24:29.000 Look at the, look at the... That's... Dude, I don't know.
00:24:33.000 What did you think about the whole, that bomber guy?
00:24:35.000 Remember that, the MAGA bomber dude?
00:24:37.000 What, you think that was fake?
00:24:38.000 With his perfect van, and there's just... If you drive that around, you're gonna get tickets.
00:24:43.000 All the windows are, like, fucking... So you think that whole thing was a false flag?
00:24:48.000 No, I think, like, I was a loon, but they did with that what they, you know, they spun that because, um, remember they tried to link that to the Proud Boys because they mentioned it in a thing?
00:24:59.000 Oh, he had liked a thing or something?
00:25:00.000 It made it seem like they sent it or something.
00:25:02.000 I think he was a legit loony.
00:25:04.000 Yeah.
00:25:05.000 I don't think he was like a paid actor or anything.
00:25:07.000 No, I don't think that.
00:25:08.000 You know what was suspicious about that, and it was a Proud Boy thing?
00:25:12.000 The day that all of those people received a weird package, right?
00:25:17.000 That was like a shitty fake bomb.
00:25:19.000 I think he's just a mentally damaged loser who sent something that he knew wasn't a bomb, but he just wanted to scare a bunch of people.
00:25:24.000 Yes.
00:25:25.000 So that I think was real.
00:25:28.000 The day, what I can't get over, and I have no answer for this by the way, what I can't get over is that same day, and how many times has that happened in American history, where every major left-wing politician got a package the same day.
00:25:40.000 So that same day, Governor Cuomo gets a package, but it's not the same.
00:25:46.000 It's a thumb drive with a bunch of Proud Boys stuff on it from that night.
00:25:49.000 Probably an Antifa sending them all the footage, probably that guy.
00:25:54.000 Oh, what's his name?
00:25:55.000 Horse Shay or something?
00:25:56.000 Or Shay Horse, Shy Horse, or some Antifa guy.
00:26:00.000 Then there's that super old lady who works for, does stuff for Antifa and edits out all the footage of them doing bad stuff.
00:26:06.000 Anyway, one of those two probably.
00:26:07.000 Shay Horse?
00:26:08.000 Anyway, I just can't get over that the one day that all these politicians receive a strange package, Cuomo receives an unrelated strange package.
00:26:17.000 And out of his entire career, which is decades,
00:26:20.000 How many times has he received strange packages?
00:26:23.000 I'm guessing that was the only time.
00:26:25.000 Ever, yeah.
00:26:25.000 So that's just such a bizarre coincidence.
00:26:27.000 Oh yeah, and you know, de Blasio and Cuomo seem to have been butting heads on the involvement of the police, or we get state police, or whatever, remember that?
00:26:35.000 Yep, he wanted to be more involved and de Blasio was saying, I got it, I got it, chill out, mafia man.
00:26:40.000 And I don't know man, I think they were pretty unified on this topic besides that.
00:26:46.000 So it's like, and he has the police commissioner, de Blasio has the police commissioner, like,
00:26:51.000 He takes orders from him basically.
00:26:52.000 So just what I was gonna investigate.
00:26:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:26:55.000 Yeah, but investigate this goes way higher than the commissioner Huh, this is top DNC stuff.
00:27:00.000 By the way, this is another Jussie Smollett thing Jussie Smollett turned down extra security days before brutal attack Interesting.
00:27:09.000 Yeah, so he when he got that crazy letter
00:27:14.000 He denied extra.
00:27:15.000 He brought it up to them.
00:27:17.000 He didn't say, just don't worry about it.
00:27:18.000 Some crazy guy.
00:27:19.000 He brought it up to them and they said, okay, this is really fucked up, Jussie.
00:27:23.000 Let's get you a round the clock security, which they would pay for.
00:27:27.000 And he said, no.
00:27:28.000 Now that's curious right there.
00:27:30.000 Cause round the clock security is probably like between two and $5,000 a day.
00:27:36.000 Someone's offering you that?
00:27:38.000 Yeah.
00:27:38.000 If someone offered me that right now, I'd go, sure.
00:27:39.000 Why not?
00:27:40.000 Oh, and they said poured bleach on him.
00:27:42.000 So they actually went through with it.
00:27:43.000 So did he have bleach on him?
00:27:44.000 Yeah, will you stop bringing up stuff we've already talked about?
00:27:46.000 But did they, did he have bleach on him?
00:27:48.000 Did they test him for bleach?
00:27:49.000 Are you listening to this podcast?
00:27:51.000 Yes.
00:27:52.000 Yes, they poured bleach on him.
00:27:53.000 Stop doing research after we've already started the whole thing.
00:27:56.000 I've been reading about this for days.
00:27:57.000 I got it all.
00:27:59.000 Now he's, the bleach thing has changed a little bit.
00:28:01.000 Now it's an unknown chemical.
00:28:04.000 Oh, isn't it also curious that he's saying so much more to the media than he's saying to the police?
00:28:09.000 Like, he told the media, this is MAGA country.
00:28:12.000 He didn't tell the police that.
00:28:14.000 I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't tell the police about the MAGA hats.
00:28:17.000 By the way, if this is a hoax, dude, you're putting people who wear MAGA hats in danger.
00:28:22.000 Right.
00:28:23.000 You're making it the Klan hood.
00:28:25.000 Like, Kamala Harris, I think, said this is a modern day lynching, or it was trying to be.
00:28:31.000 With a thin clothesline?
00:28:34.000 And why would you bring a rope just as a gesture?
00:28:38.000 That's really one of the fishiest things.
00:28:39.000 If you're going to bring a rope, but you're not going to actually hang someone with it, you put it around their neck, why would the person, as he gets in his car to drive to the hospital, keep it on his neck for 45 minutes?
00:28:51.000 Yeah, and can you send a letter like that?
00:28:52.000 A return address MAGA and then fuckin' children's handwriting on the front?
00:28:59.000 Yes, it's called Letters to Santa.
00:29:01.000 Oh.
00:29:01.000 Although, I guess he doesn't get them.
00:29:04.000 Nah, I would imagine not.
00:29:06.000 But yeah.
00:29:07.000 Yeah, something just really, really, really weird is going on.
00:29:10.000 And I wanted to get that on the podcast before, because we're living in a, in a time when the left and the right sees two totally different Americas.
00:29:20.000 It goes back to Charles Krauthammer's thing where he said, they think we're evil.
00:29:24.000 We just think they're wrong.
00:29:26.000 They, so many people on the left, especially in the creative class and Hollywood actors, comedians, the entire DNC, have painted this picture of these roaming hate gangs wearing MAGA hats and attacking people of color, trans, Muslims, killing them.
00:29:44.000 And it's just not true.
00:29:48.000 Anti-Semitism is not on the rise.
00:29:52.000 There is not a surge in right-wing violence in the age of Trump.
00:29:57.000 This idea that racism was always there and Trump emboldened them, I don't even know what it comes from.
00:30:03.000 I think it comes from after Charlottesville, he said, there's good people on the bad and the right.
00:30:08.000 And that became him saying there are good people amongst the evil Nazis.
00:30:15.000 And I think what he was doing when he said good people on the on both sides of that Charlottesville thing is he was trying to diffuse a massive race war and just he was adding some obfuscation in there and saying yeah there was evil shitty people that he denounced a million times but there was also some journalists and people who didn't realize what it was and don't go killing everyone who who seems to to you know be white and conservative because you think that there's a race war starting.
00:30:39.000 I think that's
00:30:41.000 Mono, I think that's what I'd do.
00:30:42.000 There's no need to dogpile on anybody here.
00:30:44.000 Yeah.
00:30:44.000 Yeah.
00:30:45.000 Nobody was liking each other.
00:30:46.000 There is a huge Nazi thing going on and we have to stop it.
00:30:50.000 I mean, you're going to get some people killed.
00:30:53.000 And I know that sounds terrible when I say there, there isn't a, no, there's no uptick in rise in antisemitism, but I should bookmark these, those two articles because, uh,
00:31:04.000 Oh, here they are.
00:31:06.000 So I always send these two articles to people because they're really well researched and they help explain the myth of this evil racist America where guys in ski masks are running around pouring bleach on people and hanging nooses around their neck in Chicago.
00:31:21.000 I mean, I bet New York has similar racial demographics.
00:31:24.000 Imagine a black guy getting attacked in the West Village or the Lower East Side with guys yelling, this is MAGA country!
00:31:31.000 It's unfathomable.
00:31:32.000 You can't wear a MAGA hat into bars in New York.
00:31:36.000 I'm sure it's the same with Chicago.
00:31:37.000 I bet if I wore a MAGA hat into pretty much any bar in Chicago, I'd be kicked out.
00:31:42.000 I should try that.
00:31:42.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:31:43.000 So Jonathan S. Tobin in the New York Post, but he's syndicated, so this could have been anywhere.
00:31:49.000 The headline is, no, there's no Trump-fueled surge in anti-Semitism.
00:31:54.000 The fact that people are trying to pin anti-Semitism on Trump is just mental.
00:31:58.000 I used to say this, I'm not sure it's true anymore, but it was true for a while.
00:32:03.000 Oh yeah, before Kimberly Guilfoyle came along.
00:32:05.000 Every adult son and daughter, every person, every offspring of Trump's who can legally have sex is having sex with a Jewish person right now.
00:32:16.000 And Ivanka converted to Orthodox Judaism.
00:32:18.000 That's not easy.
00:32:19.000 You can't just say that.
00:32:20.000 You gotta... Jesus Christ.
00:32:22.000 Your whole diet changes.
00:32:24.000 You gotta do all these tests and stuff.
00:32:26.000 It's a huge deal.
00:32:27.000 He changed the embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.
00:32:32.000 The guy is the most Jewish friendly president we've ever had in our lives.
00:32:38.000 Or no, sorry, America's ever had, not just in my lifetime.
00:32:41.000 Anyway, so the commonly cited statistic is that there's this huge rise of anti-Semitism and there's a spike and a surge.
00:32:51.000 But you look at it and you go, this is mostly from the ADL, who has really misleading stats, they're just like the SPLC, and they're just like the SPLC in that they used to be cool and really help people and be able to, you know, prevent hatred and bigotry and blah blah blah.
00:33:08.000 By the way,
00:33:09.000 Why is people who are concerned by antisemitism, why aren't they totally focused on Islam?
00:33:13.000 Do you know what it's like to wear a yarmulke in northern Paris right now?
00:33:17.000 You will get attacked, you'll get spat on!
00:33:19.000 Jews are leaving Paris in droves!
00:33:22.000 Anyway, so, sorry about the noise.
00:33:26.000 To start, this is from the Jonathan Tobin article about there's no surge in antisemitism.
00:33:33.000 The 57% jump in antisemitic incidents is inflated because it includes 163 bomb threats to Jewish community centers and other institutions in the first months of the Trump presidency.
00:33:45.000 That led new ADL chief Jonathan Greenblatt to blame the president for the work of far-right extremists.
00:33:51.000 But it turned out the incidents weren't about anti-semitism.
00:33:54.000 The main perpetrator was a disturbed Israeli teenager.
00:33:57.000 And you'll notice this with all these hate stats.
00:34:01.000 They always bring loonies into the hate zone.
00:34:05.000 Like the Vegas shooting.
00:34:06.000 We still don't know what the fuck that was about.
00:34:09.000 It's all we know right now is lunatic.
00:34:11.000 And that's become, he was an anti-government, radical, right-wing lunatic.
00:34:16.000 No, we don't know that.
00:34:17.000 We don't, I don't, and I have no idea why we don't know anything about that.
00:34:21.000 And then he also says, perhaps most important, some antisemitic incidents, the ADL doesn't try to track how many, are the work of pro-Palestinian groups on college campuses, probably white kids who aren't even Palestinian, which plainly has nothing to do with Trump or the right.
00:34:36.000 Yeah.
00:34:36.000 Like when they call Ben Shapiro and Alan Dershowitz Nazis.
00:34:40.000 All right.
00:34:42.000 The other article that I think is very important, especially now in America where we have this, it's just accepted that the MAGA hat is a Klan hood and people are beating people of color on the streets for laughs.
00:34:55.000 This is David Harsanyi.
00:34:58.000 It's on Real Clear Politics, but again, syndicated guy you'll find anywhere.
00:35:02.000 And the title is, there is no, quote unquote, surge in right-wing violence.
00:35:08.000 And he starts out saying, a Washington Post analysis of domestic terrorism argues that attacks from white supremacists and other far-right attackers, far-right.
00:35:16.000 I hate that word far-right.
00:35:18.000 Far-right means you don't, you think being gay is a sin.
00:35:23.000 You've never, you think, you love the drug war and think marijuana should stay illegal.
00:35:28.000 You, what else is far-right?
00:35:31.000 You go to church.
00:35:32.000 There should be no other, there should be no mosques in America.
00:35:35.000 I mean,
00:35:36.000 It's basically, you're a 1950s conservative.
00:35:40.000 Those are very rare.
00:35:42.000 I mean, you talk to even like Michelle Malkin, she's pretty right-wing.
00:35:45.000 She's one of the most conservative people I know.
00:35:47.000 She is all about marijuana legalization and she's probably against gay marriage, but I don't think she would give a shit if you brought your gay lover over to her house for dinner.
00:35:56.000 And she'd be considered far-right.
00:35:57.000 Anyway.
00:35:58.000 Have been on the rise since Barack Obama's presidency and surged since the president took office.
00:36:03.000 It's a familiar storyline.
00:36:05.000 I'll jump to the juicy bit though.
00:36:10.000 According to the Washington Post, which relies on global terrorism database data, there were zero acts of right-wing terrorism in the entire nation in 2002.
00:36:20.000 Since then, we have seen a quote-unquote surge to 36 in a nation of 325 plus million people in 2017.
00:36:26.000 Among those acts, there were 11 fatalities.
00:36:33.000 Compare that, by the way, to the West Side Highway and San Bernardino and Paul shooting.
00:36:37.000 And then he says, in other words, fewer homicides were committed by political terrorists of any stripe in the United States in 2017 than were committed by undocumented immigrants in the state of Texas alone, which I am assured is an incredibly low number that you shouldn't worry about very much.
00:36:54.000 If one of those these surges is scaremongering, why not the other?
00:36:57.000 Meaning, um, why isn't, uh, anyway, forget it.
00:37:02.000 Why aren't they using stats for the opposite side of the argument?
00:37:07.000 Yes, if you're, like, there's a surge in undocumented immigrant violence, why doesn't anyone talk about that?
00:37:11.000 Why hasn't that been emboldened in the age of Trump?
00:37:15.000 For example, although the Post acknowledges that the Las Vegas shooters, oh yeah, I already talked about that one.
00:37:21.000 Of the 32 incidents I was able to find, 12 featured perpetrators who were merely suspected of being right-wing terrorists.
00:37:27.000 Some of these incidents could have been the work of one person, as in the pellet gun shootings of Muslims in New York.
00:37:32.000 In other incidents, we were asked to treat patently insane people as if they had coherent political agendas.
00:37:37.000 Anyway, those are two great articles that sort of sum up what I'm saying now.
00:37:40.000 And the reason I bring all this up is, if this guy's lying,
00:37:44.000 About this attack.
00:37:46.000 And it is one of the weirdest stories I've ever heard.
00:37:49.000 Then you're putting people's lives in danger for what?
00:37:52.000 For your own, for attention?
00:37:54.000 I was talking to one person about it, who I won't name.
00:37:58.000 And he said, I think the problem with a lot of these actors is they think that they're profound because they have really talented people writing for them.
00:38:05.000 And so they say these incredibly eloquent things and they think, God damn it, I'm like Moses.
00:38:09.000 So then they come up with their own script and they write it really badly.
00:38:15.000 Like, were the hats on the ski masks or did they take the hats off and then put on the ski masks?
00:38:22.000 That's what I want to know.
00:38:23.000 Just answer me that one question.
00:38:26.000 One of the videos that you did about the trans people singing that song, the Rainbow Song?
00:38:32.000 Yeah.
00:38:34.000 They all qualify themselves, well, I am a person of color, I'm a homosexual, and I am an immigrant.
00:38:38.000 So they all think that that is a very important part of themselves.
00:38:43.000 So they think that like, oh, I'm a super target for hate crime.
00:38:46.000 I'm like an icon of victim against MAGA people.
00:38:51.000 I'm gay, I'm black, I'm on a show.
00:38:52.000 Maybe it's good for your career to be that, oh that was the guy who was attacked.
00:39:00.000 I wouldn't think it would be.
00:39:02.000 It's definitely not good for the viewer for you to be known for a thing.
00:39:05.000 Because then we're watching the show and we're like, that's the guy.
00:39:08.000 So you're kind of ruining your character if it didn't happen.
00:39:11.000 But that's not important.
00:39:12.000 What's important is, you better not be lying dude.
00:39:15.000 Because that's a really shitty thing to do if you're lying that uh that's separating the country and and we're in a strange place now where People like call the FBI if they see something suspicious or they they leave bars they talk about feeling unsafe all the time and it's because the DNC has said we need to make people think America's racist and They're as Joe Biden said, but they're gonna have you all in chains What is the deal with um?
00:39:42.000 And there might be no deal with it, but the headlines are verbatim for Daily Local, News Press Now, NBC, CNN, WNEP.
00:39:53.000 It's all empire, in quotes, actor attacked, impossible hate crime.
00:39:58.000 That's getting juicy, my friend.
00:40:00.000 Now you got me really Alex Jones-ing and thinking, that's good, that's a good new word.
00:40:05.000 All of Alex Jones-ing?
00:40:07.000 Because now it's like, there was something suspicious about my talk and how the signs were so beautiful and everything, though my name was spelled wrong, which means you're not actually familiar with me.
00:40:19.000 But am I crazy for thinking that someone encouraged him to do this and said, look, there could be a lot in it for you if you mail yourself this and then go to the hospital and do this.
00:40:31.000 Even one more step.
00:40:33.000 That sounds pretty crazy.
00:40:34.000 Another crazier step is somebody did that because they're like, he's the perfect victim.
00:40:39.000 Oh, so he was, he was beat up by DNC people.
00:40:42.000 Yeah.
00:40:43.000 I'm not ruling that out.
00:40:44.000 Right.
00:40:44.000 That, I mean, that actually sounds less crazy than the version we have now.
00:40:48.000 All those conspiracies are at least as loony as the actual story that we're getting from this guy.
00:40:55.000 The false flag stuff.
00:40:56.000 Anyway, I don't like that these podcasts are being so serious, and I selfishly wanted to get this one in under the wire in case it blows up as a hate crime hoax tomorrow, and I wanted people to admire me.
00:41:05.000 Nice.
00:41:07.000 Nothing wrong with that.
00:41:09.000 But I promise to get back to funny soon.
00:41:12.000 I like you more than a friend, and goodbye.