Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #102 - WHITE BOY SUMMER

00:00:06.000 I swear to God, bitch, as soon as you get a bag, these bitches wanna take it from me. 1.00

00:00:09.000 Take it from me. 1.00

00:00:10.000 Yeah.

00:00:20.000 I met a bad little shorty in the powder dance. 1.00

00:00:23.000 Getting to the bag like it was her only chance. 1.00

00:00:25.000 Rich bitch. 1.00

00:00:26.000 No no no with them bands. 1.00

00:00:27.000 Said fuck it. 1.00

00:00:28.000 Then she went and made her only fans. 1.00

00:00:30.000 Hot boy, white boy summer.

00:00:32.000 Got your favorite Instagram.

00:00:37.000 Chet Hanks, yo.

00:00:39.000 Where's the remote for the AC?

00:00:45.000 Yo, what's up?

00:00:48.000 When I first heard that it was officially white boy summer, I thought it was some sort of cool thing, like it's okay to be white kind of thing, where we're all gonna be stopping seeing people like Nick Fuentes as Satan and relax a little bit. 0.90

00:01:01.000 But no, it means wigger summer. 1.00

00:01:04.000 That's what it really means.

00:01:05.000 What did that mean at the beginning?

00:01:06.000 Every time you got the bag, the girls want it. 1.00

00:01:09.000 It means Coke?

00:01:10.000 The bag of money, usually, or maybe Coke.

00:01:14.000 But like, go back to the Jamaican flag.

00:01:16.000 He's like, I know you think it's weird that I'm doing a black accent, but here I'll do a Jamaican accent.

00:01:20.000 I'm just an accent guy.

00:01:42.000 I mean, what else are you going to do?

00:01:44.000 If you're in your 20s in LA, you're a billionaire, your dad's rich, you never had to work a day in your life, party.

00:01:52.000 Right? 0.99

00:01:53.000 And if you're partying, you have to party with sluts. 1.00

00:01:56.000 Because other women are like in college and doing stuff. 1.00

00:01:59.000 So you're with sluts? 1.00

00:02:00.000 Where are you going to end up? 1.00

00:02:01.000 In hip-hop.

00:02:05.000 Stop hate.

00:02:07.000 I like, this is the same as that movie Monster, Baby Monster.

00:02:11.000 What was it? 0.98

00:02:13.000 Where Angelina Jolie's ex overcomes his racism by fucking Hallie Berry. 0.99

00:02:20.000 Was that just a P lip? 0.97

00:02:24.000 Oh yeah, that should not be on YouTube.

00:02:28.000 I think it's more like a bunch of ingrown hairs in her taint.

00:02:33.000 Yo, ingrown hairs in a taint. 1.00

00:02:35.000 Ingrow his hands in a motherfucking taint, yo. 0.99

00:02:42.000 No, look up Hallie Berry monster. 1.00

00:02:45.000 Oh, monster's ball, yeah. 0.95

00:02:46.000 It was such a retarded premise that, look, I know we're all racist, but you need to overcome that. 0.99

00:02:51.000 And you go, okay, I should do that. 0.94

00:02:54.000 I'm into it.

00:02:54.000 What do I do?

00:02:55.000 Well, this protagonist fucked the prettiest black girl in the world. 1.00

00:02:59.000 So he overcame it. 1.00

00:03:01.000 So let them blow you. 0.72

00:03:03.000 That's how you overcome your racism? 0.94

00:03:09.000 Lionsgate.

00:03:12.000 That's pretty, yeah, that's a bold and progressive stance.

00:03:14.000 Let them blow you.

00:03:16.000 What's next?

00:03:16.000 You're going to let them do your farming?

00:03:19.000 Plays a racist cop who lets supermodels blow him as a way to bring the country together.

00:03:24.000 It works. 0.98

00:03:36.000 Wait, my daddy's racist. 1.00

00:03:38.000 I'll let you blow me. 1.00

00:03:40.000 He's not horny enough. 1.00

00:03:42.000 You should let her blow you. 1.00

00:03:43.000 She's beautiful.

00:03:44.000 I've always loved her.

00:03:45.000 Blood man wants to let me blow him. 0.97

00:03:46.000 We got a hope.

00:03:47.000 We got a future, Sean.

00:03:54.000 No one draws with no backing on their paper.

00:03:57.000 You don't draw with just a piece of paper on your leg.

00:04:00.000 The pencil will go through.

00:04:03.000 Wait, that's going to bug me all day.

00:04:05.000 Go back to that.

00:04:08.000 Yeah, that gives me like anxiety.

00:04:09.000 I remember when you would like draw on your lap and it goes.

00:04:13.000 Yeah.

00:04:14.000 And he's using a pencil.

00:04:18.000 Look, how irritating is that? 1.00

00:04:20.000 He's drawing on his balls. 0.99

00:04:23.000 That's a hell of a hard-on you got there. 1.00

00:04:25.000 Wait, I think he does have a clip hat.

00:04:27.000 Where?

00:04:27.000 See the little metal thing on the floor?

00:04:28.000 Oh, few.

00:04:30.000 Okay, sorry, everyone.

00:04:33.000 Speaking of shows, David Cho's show looks really good on FX.

00:04:39.000 He has a show now?

00:04:40.000 Yeah, David Cho.

00:04:42.000 David Cho, just stop doing that. 0.88

00:04:44.000 He talks like he's an American Indian with a toothpick in his mouth. 0.99

00:04:48.000 Hey, I'm David Cho.

00:04:50.000 I like to interview people, especially Maggie Longclaws, because she's pregnant. 1.00

00:04:54.000 I want to challenge myself to do the best portraits I've ever done, but also get amazing interviews where I can learn about myself.

00:05:01.000 It's not going the way I want.

00:05:04.000 How are you feeling?

00:05:05.000 I don't mean okay.

00:05:07.000 I mean three.

00:05:08.000 Three.

00:05:09.000 What are we doing?

00:05:10.000 I've interviewed at least 20 people here in this living room.

00:05:13.000 Are you gonna tell me that you cleaned up for me?

00:05:15.000 I talk to them, I get to know them, and then I do a portrait of them.

00:05:18.000 I remember thinking they might catch me.

00:05:21.000 Two bowls and balls was on my shoulders.

00:05:23.000 I didn't want to live this way.

00:05:26.000 Heartbreak, chaos, trauma is making me a better artist.

00:05:31.000 When you might be here.

00:05:33.000 I love David.

00:05:34.000 I discovered him.

00:05:35.000 We've been very close for a while.

00:05:39.000 That looks pretty awesome.

00:05:41.000 It doesn't look cool.

00:05:42.000 It looks sort of like Midnight Gospel, where they do a podcast and then they animate it.

00:05:46.000 So it looks like it's sort of three components.

00:05:48.000 An interview, the portrait at the end, but then juxtaposed with all kinds of post-animation and other shit to color it up.

00:05:57.000 Because podcasts are for audio.

00:05:59.000 If you're doing video, you should do another component. 0.98

00:06:01.000 Which sports fucking commentary has got to figure out. 1.00

00:06:04.000 Guys, you suck. 1.00

00:06:06.000 You look like shit. 1.00

00:06:08.000 And to look at like the Michael Kay show where it's just a microphone and he's got a portrait on his desk that takes up half the screen and it's off screen. 1.00

00:06:19.000 What are you doing, dude?

00:06:21.000 And there's no, they don't cut to video.

00:06:23.000 They don't do anything.

00:06:23.000 You're just looking at guys talking.

00:06:26.000 You're like, that's audio.

00:06:28.000 That's radio.

00:06:29.000 Video has to have another component.

00:06:32.000 Look at this.

00:06:34.000 Look at those pictures.

00:06:36.000 What's the one cut off in the background? 0.98

00:06:38.000 Like, what the fuck kind of said is this? 0.99

00:06:40.000 With Your glasses all furry and in your face? 1.00

00:06:44.000 Furry?

00:06:45.000 I meant fuzzy.

00:06:48.000 Like today, for example, I want to take you through a 40-minute expose on Big Ed because I thought he was gone.

00:06:56.000 He's back.

00:06:57.000 I missed.

00:06:58.000 I tried to watch 90 Day Fiancé and I couldn't watch it anymore.

00:07:01.000 I'll explain later.

00:07:02.000 But Big Ed's got a gal. 1.00

00:07:07.000 I think he's back with her, actually. 0.99

00:07:08.000 Someone fucks that. 1.00

00:07:10.000 She deserves the Nobel Fuck Prize. 1.00

00:07:14.000 Liz. 1.00

00:07:14.000 And she's a high-quality seven. 1.00

00:07:18.000 Maybe a 6.8 with no makeup on when she's hungover.

00:07:22.000 I mean, definitely something that you would marry. 1.00

00:07:25.000 And he's just a shitstain. 0.99

00:07:27.000 Anyway, I really want to explore his shitstainenness. 0.95

00:07:29.000 But before we do, Tactical Walls Father's Day special.

00:07:33.000 What?

00:07:34.000 Is it Father's Day this weekend?

00:07:36.000 I think so.

00:07:37.000 Huh.

00:07:39.000 I wonder what I'm going to get.

00:07:41.000 It's funny.

00:07:42.000 On Mother's Day, everything a woman wants is like, I want a spa. 1.00

00:07:46.000 I want to get as far away from the kids as possible.

00:07:48.000 Leave me alone.

00:07:49.000 Get me breakfast in bed.

00:07:51.000 On Father's Day, it's like, let's do something with the kids.

00:07:54.000 And don't give me breakfast in bed.

00:07:55.000 I don't want to lie on my back and eat a bun. 1.00

00:07:57.000 Get some fucking eggs all over the pillow. 1.00

00:08:00.000 I'll have a coffee. 1.00

00:08:01.000 Let's do something.

00:08:03.000 That's because men are better than women. 1.00

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00:08:33.000 Look at all the different shit they have. 0.99

00:08:36.000 Hidden shelves. 0.99

00:08:39.000 Of course, I can't have a handgun, so my hidden shelf just has beers in it.

00:08:44.000 But if you live in a normal state, you can have your handgun there right by the door.

00:08:49.000 My favorite thing they have is the issue box.

00:08:51.000 It's a tissue box that you pick up and there's a gun in it.

00:08:56.000 A great place to hide a gun from thieves is in a book.

00:09:01.000 They should make those.

00:09:02.000 Hey, Tactical Walls, if you're watching, cut out a book.

00:09:06.000 Because that's the safest place to hide your stuff.

00:09:10.000 Let's dope. 1.00

00:09:11.000 Yeah, tacticalwalls.com, Father's Day special, promo code Gavin.

00:09:15.000 Check it out.

00:09:19.000 What's this?

00:09:20.000 Okay, we got to jump right into racism as it's our favorite subject.

00:09:26.000 We hate it, though.

00:09:27.000 We hate that we have to talk about it all the time, but it's all you talk about in the modern news, so we have to address it.

00:09:33.000 But I'm ascertified that this is going to take up the whole half hour before we get to Big Ed.

00:09:38.000 So I have to talk about Maya and the flag.

00:09:42.000 Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.

00:09:50.000 You still haven't figured out how to not be showing the player at the beginning of that, right?

00:09:55.000 Yes.

00:09:56.000 What is this?

00:09:57.000 If I know, like, ahead of time, it takes about three real-time seconds for it to go away, so.

00:10:04.000 Okay.

00:10:05.000 So you know this story by now, right? 0.94

00:10:07.000 It's a couple days old, but we got to cover it because it's fucking awesome.

00:10:12.000 What's 1-5?

00:10:14.000 Okay, so this is what started it all.

00:10:16.000 She went to Long Island to visit a dear friend. 0.99

00:10:19.000 I fucking hate the term dear friend. 0.98

00:10:22.000 And the left, the woke left, sees flags, the American flag, not just the Trump flag, but the American flag, the Trump flag, POW-MIA flag, of course the Confederate flag, but we don't have to go that far. 0.99

00:10:38.000 Any kind of U.S. Marines flag.

00:10:41.000 My bar had a bunch of flags on top.

00:10:43.000 It included a Trump flag, and there was a big local campaign to get these racist flags taken down. 0.94

00:10:49.000 You see, America is racist. 0.99

00:10:51.000 So if you love America, you are a racist. 1.00

00:10:54.000 And if you're a racist, you celebrate whiteness. 1.00

00:10:58.000 And to celebrate whiteness is to say, I'm better than blacks. 1.00

00:11:01.000 And you're very particular about white, too. 0.86

00:11:04.000 You don't include Jews or anyone. 1.00

00:11:05.000 And you want all of them to leave. 0.94

00:11:08.000 I guess Asians have to go back to Asia. 1.00

00:11:10.000 So this guy, this boat, is saying whites are better than all the other races. 0.97

00:11:15.000 And all other races, I guess they either know their place and never look me in the eyes and just keep doing my dry cleaning, or they have to go back. 1.00

00:11:22.000 I'm not exactly sure how they think that whites, patriotic whites want, I'm not sure what they think is going to happen to minorities in this scenario.

00:11:35.000 But they definitely have to be seen as an other and less than, right?

00:11:40.000 That's the narrative. 0.98

00:11:42.000 Now that is fucking insane for so many reasons. 0.99

00:11:46.000 The biggest of which being America is a group of ragtag misfits who came together and said, let's stop talking about class and race and all this other shit and just build a place on meritocracy. 0.99

00:11:59.000 If you're here and you respect Christianity, you don't have to be Christian, by the way, but you should respect it as it's the building block of the country. 0.95

00:12:07.000 But you're here, you respect the country, its values.

00:12:11.000 You want to work hard, you're in.

00:12:14.000 Like that weird Indian dude who owns the Panthers, the Florida football club. 1.00

00:12:23.000 He came here from India.

00:12:24.000 He was doing body shop, buddy, doing a great job.

00:12:28.000 Then he starts a chain of body shops.

00:12:30.000 Maybe I got the wrong guy.

00:12:31.000 I saw him on 60 Minutes once.

00:12:33.000 He's a very Indian dude.

00:12:36.000 And, oh, that's him with the headband, isn't it?

00:12:38.000 Shaheed Khan.

00:12:39.000 In one of the pictures there?

00:12:40.000 No, in your pictures.

00:12:42.000 The bottom row of pictures?

00:12:44.000 Is that him? 1.00

00:12:45.000 No, Ryan, are you fucking blind? 1.00

00:12:47.000 Above that with the headband. 1.00

00:12:49.000 How can you not see that?

00:12:51.000 Oh, it's a hat.

00:12:52.000 Yeah, that's the guy.

00:12:54.000 Who's he now?

00:12:56.000 Oh, of course it's in an article about how racist pro-ownership is.

00:13:00.000 And I'm using it to talk about how great America is.

00:13:04.000 Yeah, well, it's kind of hard to own a football team here.

00:13:07.000 I'm sorry, they're not all ethnic.

00:13:10.000 But anyway, that guy comes along, Shalit Khan.

00:13:12.000 He goes from body shops to owning a football team. 0.98

00:13:15.000 And it's not like people are going, fucking Packy owns this football team. 1.00

00:13:20.000 That sucks. 0.99

00:13:21.000 When they are waving American flags at his games, they are pumped about their team, and that includes him. 0.99

00:13:27.000 That's America.

00:13:28.000 That's what Trump means.

00:13:29.000 That's what American flags mean. 1.00

00:13:31.000 Anyway, let's hear her insane fucking take. 1.00

00:13:35.000 I was on Long Island this weekend visiting a really dear friend, and I was really disturbed. 0.99

00:13:41.000 I saw, you know, dozens and dozens of pickup trucks with explicatives against Joe Biden.

00:13:48.000 Stop, stop. 0.99

00:13:50.000 What the fuck are explicatives? 1.00

00:13:53.000 This woman is on the board at the New York Times, and she is retarded. 1.00

00:13:59.000 I'm going to show you in a second that she was the imbecile who thought $500 million given to America would be a million dollars per American. 1.00

00:14:09.000 $500 million, there's about almost 500 million of us. 0.99

00:14:12.000 Someone gets a million, right?

00:14:14.000 Like that is...

00:14:15.000 Explicative is a word, and it's not the word she was looking for.

00:14:18.000 What's explicative mean?

00:14:20.000 It's serving to explain logically what's contained in the subject.

00:14:23.000 So she meant expletive.

00:14:25.000 Yes.

00:14:26.000 Sorry, that's just as bad.

00:14:29.000 Anyway, they were saying explicatives.

00:14:30.000 Actually, they were yelling explicatives, and you mis-explic them.

00:14:36.000 Trump flags, and some cases, just dozens of American flags, which is also just disturbing because essentially the message was clear.

00:14:45.000 It was, this is my country.

00:14:47.000 This is not your country.

00:14:49.000 I own this.

00:14:51.000 And so until we're ready to have that conversation, this is going to continue.

00:14:56.000 As long as they see Americanness as the same as one with whiteness.

00:15:03.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:15:05.000 She is conflating Americanness with whiteness, and then she's saying these other people have to get over it and stop doing that.

00:15:13.000 That's the same as religious Puritans seeing everything as Satan.

00:15:17.000 Oh, I dropped my jelly piece on the ground and it landed jelly first.

00:15:23.000 Satan has clearly infiltrated the kitchen and is ruining my jam sandwiches. 0.95

00:15:28.000 Like they push this whiteness thing into everything around them until a bunch of patriotic people that are pissed with pickled peppers and that Trump didn't win the election is somehow all about her and her blackness. 1.00

00:15:42.000 No, bitch. 1.00

00:15:43.000 No one cares about you. 1.00

00:15:46.000 She didn't fix her picture frames after the earthquake. 1.00

00:15:49.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:15:50.000 Maybe like ordering them and making them... 1.00

00:15:52.000 She's dumb to put up pictures. 1.00

00:15:54.000 Look at how the white-framed one is touching the wood one. 1.00

00:15:57.000 I have a theory that she thinks that leveling them off is actually a sign of whiteness.

00:16:01.000 That's the order of.

00:16:02.000 Any DeFranco, the feminist folk star, says, I don't like right angles. 0.65

00:16:06.000 Those are not my rules.

00:16:08.000 Nice.

00:16:09.000 She believes that too.

00:16:11.000 We have to figure out how to get every American a place at the table in this democracy, but how to separate American-ness, America, from whiteness. 0.55

00:16:22.000 Until we can confront that and talk about that, this is really going to continue.

00:16:27.000 I was on Long Island this weekend visiting a really weird. 1.00

00:16:33.000 What a fucking weirdo. 1.00

00:16:35.000 Talk about the dictionary definition of a snowflake. 1.00

00:16:38.000 You're offended by Trump signs.

00:16:41.000 And yeah, I think those people do hate you.

00:16:43.000 You know why? 1.00

00:16:44.000 Because you're a stupid bitch at the New York Times that is obsessed with woke politics and is ruining this country by dragging us all back to pre-MLK days. 1.00

00:16:55.000 Because you're such a mental midget, it's all you really know. 1.00

00:16:59.000 You can't be challenged with stats and numbers and real facts. 1.00

00:17:04.000 The story exploded.

00:17:07.000 What's 1-6?

00:17:11.000 Oh yeah, there it is.

00:17:14.000 I think America has officially had enough of woke.

00:17:18.000 And I think the tipping point was critical race theory. 0.99

00:17:21.000 They started saying children in our schools have to learn how much they suck and that they're white and white is bad. 0.99

00:17:28.000 And I think the average apolitical American has said, no, wait a minute, wait a minute. 0.99

00:17:35.000 I didn't mind when anarchists were burning down Portland.

00:17:38.000 I've never been. 0.99

00:17:39.000 But now that you want to come to my school and tell my kids they suck, we're out. 0.97

00:17:44.000 There was a good JP Grime, G Prime85 cartoon about it, 17, where she sees these trucks and a kid with a flag. 0.97

00:17:55.000 Yeah, so she sees all this as like whiteness and how she doesn't belong.

00:17:59.000 Mara, this is how I see you.

00:18:02.000 This is what I see.

00:18:04.000 I mean, I like how the American flags also don't sort of calm her down and go, oh, they're just patriotic.

00:18:10.000 There's no Confederate flags or anything.

00:18:12.000 No, that makes it worse. 0.98

00:18:14.000 Because Trump is the KKK. 0.92

00:18:16.000 And if you have a Trump flag and an American flag, it means KKK in America for everyone.

00:18:24.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:18:26.000 Charlotte Clymer added to the story and wants you to know that she knows what Mara Gay is talking about.

00:18:38.000 Boy, she must have had it rough in grade school with a name like Gay, right?

00:18:42.000 I'll speak for myself here, says Charlotte.

00:18:44.000 I've folded countless American flags for the loved ones of fallen service members.

00:18:49.000 Oh, Charlotte must be in the military. 1.00

00:18:50.000 And when I see this, all I can think is, yeah, that person is definitely an asshole and most likely a coward. 1.00

00:18:56.000 So I'm military. 1.00

00:18:58.000 I've dealt with fallen, but so I'm good at seeing things in context. 1.00

00:19:02.000 And when I see that, I think, asshole, coward. 1.00

00:19:06.000 I don't, you know what I see? 1.00

00:19:08.000 I see a guy who runs a pressure washer company who has 12 employees and he has been screwed recently with taxes and he's having trouble getting out, getting his head above water.

00:19:20.000 He's had to lay guys off and he's fucking pissed because not just two years ago, his company was seeing unprecedented sales and he was about to hire Three new people, including his son-in-law, who's been down on his luck and had just married his daughter.

00:19:37.000 And he thought, I'll give Eddie a job until he can get on his feet, or maybe he could eventually take over the company. 0.95

00:19:42.000 That's how things were going, and that's why he loved America because when you let it roam free, money starts happening. 0.98

00:19:49.000 Get out the fucking way. 1.00

00:19:51.000 And then Biden comes along and gets in the way, and he thinks, fuck you. 1.00

00:19:55.000 And she takes that as, I don't like black people. 1.00

00:19:59.000 What? 0.94

00:20:00.000 On Long Island?

00:20:03.000 So you remember who Charlotte Clymer is, right?

00:20:08.000 Actually, go back and click on the tweet.

00:20:10.000 Or was it a tweet?

00:20:11.000 Or was it a picture of a tweet?

00:20:14.000 No, it's a tweet.

00:20:14.000 So click on Charlotte herself.

00:20:17.000 Oh, it's a picture of a tweet.

00:20:18.000 Because you look at the picture, if you could zoom in, maybe, and you're like, she's kind of pretty.

00:20:23.000 Is that the chick from the X-Files? 0.98

00:20:26.000 Oh, is it the chick from like Legally Blonde?

00:20:29.000 No, she doesn't quite look like that.

00:20:31.000 And then I looked her up.

00:20:32.000 Wait a minute.

00:20:33.000 That looks familiar.

00:20:35.000 My God. 0.84

00:20:36.000 That's that weird giant beast who dyed his eyebrows blonde and it grew out his hair and is now a woman, covered in makeup. 1.00

00:20:44.000 He's also the guy that is so big and strong and broad-shouldered, which is why we needed him in the military.

00:20:51.000 He's now a human meme that perfectly describes why men and women are different. 0.98

00:20:56.000 Remember this?

00:20:58.000 No doubt instructing this frightened young woman on the proper way to do the feminisms. 1.00

00:21:03.000 Look at the shoulders.

00:21:05.000 Now, I couldn't find the original, original one, but remember the one that's about a paragraph of explaining like his shoulders, his demeanor, her submissive demeanor, and how this perfectly shows you how men and women are different.

00:21:17.000 Like if I was doing a class on how men and women have different vibes, I would use that picture. 0.58

00:21:22.000 And I'd say, ignore the part where the guy's in a dress, because besides that, this is a great example of the difference between men and women. 0.98

00:21:31.000 The New York Times was very upset that we were laughing at Maya Gay.

00:21:35.000 And they wanted you to know, even though we saw a fuck ton of context just then, that New York Times editorial board member Mara Gay's comments on MSNBC have been irresponsibly taken out of context.

00:21:48.000 Can you talk about context when you watch a clip for like a minute?

00:21:53.000 I mean, my quotes get taken out of context.

00:21:55.000 They take two words.

00:21:57.000 Her argument was that Trump and many of his supporters have politicized the American flag.

00:22:00.000 The attacks on her today are ill-informed and grounded in bad faith. 1.00

00:22:04.000 I guarantee you that that person who wrote that tweet is another affirmative action hire who's way out of her depth and has to say stupid shit like that because no one with any kind of IQ wants that stupid job. 1.00

00:22:21.000 And just to remind you who Maya Gay is, as I said earlier, she's the one who thinks that Bloomberg spending $500 million on his campaign is enough. 1.00

00:22:33.000 Well, $500 million is obviously the same as $500 trillion.

00:22:37.000 And if you had $500 trillion, you definitely have 327 million.

00:22:43.000 Wait, trillion.

00:22:44.000 So you could give each 327 million people in America a million each.

00:22:50.000 So 500 million times 500 is 500 trillion.

00:22:55.000 She seems to think 500 million is 500 trillion because you could divide it all up.

00:23:01.000 Scroll down and you can see the actual clip.

00:23:04.000 Now, what I would say if someone said that is I'd say, okay, if someone had 500 oranges, is that enough oranges for every American?

00:23:15.000 If million is too complicated for you, let's make them oranges.

00:23:20.000 If there was 327 people, it would work just fine.

00:23:24.000 500 million is 500 units.

00:23:27.000 The unit in this case is a million, but the unit could be an orange.

00:23:31.000 And furthermore, we've heard of things that generate 500 million.

00:23:35.000 Like I think Avatar grossed 800 million.

00:23:40.000 So wait a minute.

00:23:40.000 If Avatar was feeling generous, or maybe their profits are 800 million, if someone's feeling generous like Avatar, they could make every American a millionaire?

00:23:50.000 Do it then.

00:23:52.000 No, my dear.

00:23:53.000 If you divide 500 million by 331 million, whatever we are, you get about $1.83 each.

00:24:02.000 And I love how Brian...

00:24:04.000 So first this dumb tweet goes out and everyone laughs at it, but she brings it to a show with Brian Williams.

00:24:10.000 And then Brian Williams is like, I love it. 0.92

00:24:12.000 It's so true. 0.84

00:24:13.000 I never thought of that before.

00:24:14.000 So the left has an IQ problem is what we're learning here.

00:24:18.000 Beating this guy, he could do it.

00:24:21.000 Absolutely.

00:24:22.000 Somebody tweeted recently that actually with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars.

00:24:28.000 Got it.

00:24:29.000 Let's put it up on screen.

00:24:30.000 I got it.

00:24:30.000 We've all seen it.

00:24:31.000 So wait a minute.

00:24:32.000 To say I've got it.

00:24:34.000 Now the editor there has seen it.

00:24:37.000 The production, the producers, the line producers, the manager of the show, like everyone involved in that show has seen that and went, yep, let's get it up.

00:24:50.000 Three American million dollars.

00:24:52.000 I've got it.

00:24:52.000 Let's put it up on the screen.

00:24:54.000 When I read it tonight on social media, it kind of all became clear.

00:24:59.000 Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads.

00:25:01.000 U.S. population, $327 million.

00:25:04.000 Don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math.

00:25:06.000 He could have given each American $1 million and have had lunch money left over.

00:25:12.000 It's an incredible way of putting it.

00:25:14.000 Yeah, it is.

00:25:15.000 It's an incredible way.

00:25:16.000 It sure is, Brian.

00:25:17.000 In the true definition of incredible.

00:25:19.000 It's true.

00:25:20.000 It's disturbing. 0.98

00:25:21.000 By the way, Brian Williams, if you recall, not only is he the guy who lied during Katrina and said bodies are floating past him in the French district where there was no flooding, but he's also the guy who watched his daughter get her ass eaten on HBO's Girls and said the following about it. 1.00

00:25:42.000 This is how you know he's a fucking liar and a moron. 1.00

00:25:45.000 For us, watching her is the family occupation, and everybody has to remember it's acting. 1.00

00:25:50.000 No animals were harmed during the filming, and ideally, nobody gets hurt. 1.00

00:25:55.000 That's what he thought when he saw someone eating his daughter's ass on HBO. 0.99

00:26:00.000 And I'll end this rant with just a final piece of proof that the left has an IQ problem and show you. 0.99

00:26:10.000 Okay, there's some things that you probably don't know, but I know because I'm a genius.

00:26:15.000 And one of them is: if a person is hung, you say he's hanged.

00:26:19.000 A thing is hung, a person is hanged.

00:26:21.000 So you go and hang someone.

00:26:23.000 It's kind of counterintuitive.

00:26:25.000 It's weird that just one particular thing gets this conjugation of a verb, but a person is hanged.

00:26:33.000 Now, I learned that because I edited a magazine for 15 years.

00:26:37.000 Controller, even though it's spelled Comptroller, I learned it was controller because I ran a company and we had a controller.

00:26:45.000 And that's how I learned.

00:26:46.000 So you're forgiven if you've never edited a magazine.

00:26:49.000 You can be forgiven for not knowing people are hanged.

00:26:52.000 And if you've never had a company that had a controller, you can be forgiven for not knowing how to pronounce controller because it's spelled weird. 0.97

00:27:00.000 If you're doing a commercial for the city's controller, you had better fucking know how to pronounce it.

00:27:05.000 And if you're running for city controller, you definitely have to know how to pronounce it. 0.97

00:27:12.000 Yet none of them do.

00:27:15.000 In fact, look, Amber's just learned what she calls a comp troller like a couple months ago or last month. 1.00

00:27:26.000 It's the person that handles the finance.

00:27:29.000 Okay?

00:27:29.000 It's the grand poo bah of the accountants.

00:27:34.000 Is that America Ferreira? 0.86

00:27:36.000 She's turned into a strange mouse. 0.94

00:27:39.000 Zoe Chow. 0.90

00:27:40.000 Who gives out complimentary tickets and then trolls the people that receive those complimentary tickets? 1.00

00:27:48.000 You got a free ticket, you idiot. 1.00

00:27:51.000 A comptroller is what I don't know how to use, so I can't change the channel. 1.00

00:27:55.000 Somebody who writes stupid stuff on social media just to disrupt things. 0.99

00:28:00.000 That's the same joke. 1.00

00:28:02.000 They just both do the troll joke.

00:28:03.000 With a computer built into it.

00:28:05.000 A controller is like a freak who has to just control every single thing.

00:28:11.000 A comptroller is the person that takes one of those old Atari joysticks, the black.

00:28:16.000 Hold on a sec.

00:28:17.000 Hold on a sec.

00:28:18.000 This guy doesn't know how to say controller, and he was Obama's like cultural advisor or something. 0.99

00:28:26.000 I don't have no idea who the fuck those other people are. 0.96

00:28:30.000 In the corner, the plush button, and beats the game. 0.98

00:28:34.000 Hi.

00:28:35.000 Hi, Brad Lander.

00:28:36.000 And I'm actually running for New York City Comptroller.

00:28:39.000 The Comptroller is not.

00:28:42.000 He's running for New York City Comptroller, and he pronounces it Comptroller. 0.99

00:28:49.000 I mean, I didn't know clowns were retards, but Clown World is retard world. 1.00

00:28:57.000 Look it up before you do the commercial at least. 0.99

00:29:03.000 Why does it matter?

00:29:05.000 Because we need an economic recovery that works for everyone.

00:29:08.000 Oh.

00:29:09.000 Oh.

00:29:11.000 Okay.

00:29:12.000 Duh.

00:29:12.000 I knew that.

00:29:14.000 Okay.

00:29:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:15.000 Oh, okay.

00:29:17.000 That Asian one is the only one doing an okay job of acting through this. 1.00

00:29:22.000 But sure.

00:29:23.000 So now that you know, I hope you vote for me for New York City Company on June 20th. 1.00

00:29:27.000 You were too lazy to look up your own fucking job. 1.00

00:29:30.000 Okay, I want to get to Big Ed for a bit here, but you don't deserve to see Big Ed and his gorgeous new girlfriend that he cheated on and threw to the curb like human garbage. 1.00

00:29:43.000 I mean, you got to hand it to him. 0.99

00:29:45.000 If someone looks like a fucking bizarre mutant that no one would fuck and is also a dwarf and an asshole and manages to get a finally get a chick and then throws her down into the garbage, you got to be kind of impressed. 1.00

00:30:00.000 Not bad. 1.00

00:30:02.000 But that's for the people who pay for Censored.tv.

00:30:05.000 $10 a month.

00:30:06.000 That's, what, 35 cents a day?

00:30:09.000 It's a beer.

00:30:11.000 Depending where you live, in Manhattan, it's a beer a month.

00:30:13.000 Probably where you are, it's three beers a month.

00:30:16.000 The point is, it's nothing.

00:30:18.000 And I am just the tip of the iceberg.

00:30:19.000 Jim Goad's got two shows.

00:30:21.000 Josh Denny's got a show.

00:30:23.000 We've got Lotus, Gavin Wax, Isabelle O'Reilly.

00:30:26.000 We've got so many shows that I sometimes get mad every time I say this because I always leave someone out.

00:30:32.000 We've got piles of archives with free speech debates with Candace Owens and what's his name?

00:30:41.000 Dr. Corey Booker, I was going to say.

00:30:43.000 Cornell West.

00:30:45.000 Anthony Kumi of Opi and Anthony and I do a show.

00:30:48.000 Piles and piles of stuff on a daily basis.

00:30:51.000 I actually don't want it to be too much because I don't want you watching too much TV, but you don't need anything else at all.

00:30:57.000 And the most common message I get from people about this network is, you make me feel sane.

00:31:04.000 Because though we're seen as Gigi Allen and the most radical people on earth, you and I are moderates.

00:31:10.000 We're 2004 liberals.

00:31:12.000 And we turn on the TV and we get told about whiteness and critical race theory and how Marxism is normal and how America was built on slavery and all the statues need to come down.

00:31:21.000 And we think, is it me?

00:31:22.000 Am I nuts?

00:31:23.000 No, you're not nuts.

00:31:25.000 You're normal.

00:31:26.000 You're rational. 0.98

00:31:27.000 You're from pre-clown world. 1.00

00:31:30.000 And this, this network is a time capsule that manages to freeze sanity pre-clown world and barrel through this fucking frozen shit like a snow piercer. 0.99

00:31:46.000 But I let you watch this part for free because I'm a sweetheart and it's a good advertising for the show. 0.99

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00:32:28.000 It makes the night a hell of a Lot more tolerable.

00:32:31.000 And I love the gummies for sleeping.

00:32:34.000 And the tinctures you put in your coffee, it takes the edge off, so you get the buzz.

00:32:37.000 Who knew that taking the illegal part of marijuana out, you'd still have all this magic?

00:32:43.000 Yes, there's tons of magic left without the THC.

00:32:46.000 Tons.

00:32:47.000 All right, we've now got a deep dive on Big Ed and the way he manipulates women and how, you know, I don't like men getting bashed, but I'm about to bash men because he represents, he personifies the worst we have to offer.

00:33:02.000 We'll cut to that, but we'll also cut off the freebie part and go behind the paywall.

00:33:09.000 So for all you people not seeing the rest of the show, this is a show where we promote bravery and honesty.

00:33:16.000 We want you to get in trouble.

00:33:17.000 We want you, if you're feeling uncomfortable with something, to speak up and say, this doesn't make any sense.

00:33:23.000 Stop hiding.

00:33:24.000 If the waiter comes up to you and he says, and you just ate a disgusting plate and they go, how is it?

00:33:28.000 You go, I can't get through it.

00:33:30.000 It's terrible.

00:33:31.000 This is overcooked and this is undercooked.

00:33:33.000 Be honest.

00:33:34.000 Tell it like it is.

00:33:35.000 Enjoy some confrontation.

00:33:37.000 It's good for you.

00:33:38.000 Enjoy some debate.

00:33:39.000 It makes you smarter.

00:33:40.000 Get fired.

00:33:41.000 Get in trouble.

00:33:42.000 Be brave.

00:33:43.000 And never stop fighting.

00:33:45.000 We got it, boys.

00:33:45.000 We just got to get the outro.

00:33:46.000 Boom.

00:33:47.000 We got it. 1.00

00:33:47.000 Actually, fuck it. 1.00

00:33:48.000 We got it. 1.00

00:33:49.000 Yeah.

00:33:50.000 White boy Summer.

00:33:52.000 Yeah.

00:33:53.000 Man.

00:33:55.000 16. 0.92

00:33:57.000 Sucker Dunkin' and Dummy Dodging all day.

00:34:00.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:34:01.000 Real 16.

00:34:03.000 That's the one you can do it if you want to. 1.00

00:34:06.000 But shout out to my LA chicks on some LA shit. 1.00

00:34:08.000 Eating sushi. 1.00

00:34:09.000 I can find all the sons that drip.

00:34:11.000 You know, the boy got nice because I'm the one with the drip.

00:34:13.000 West on most.

00:34:16.000 You know, when you're younger, you do horrible things to women.

00:34:19.000 It's just part of growing up, I guess.

00:34:23.000 They do horrible things to you, but not really.

00:34:25.000 They fall into love with you, I guess.

00:34:28.000 And you give them your heart, your soul, you make them a mixtape, then they dump you.

00:34:32.000 It happens to every man once.

00:34:34.000 And then he swears revenge on all of female kind.

00:34:38.000 And then he gets revenge.

00:34:39.000 And then he gets into a loving relationship.

00:34:41.000 And then everything's normal.

00:34:42.000 But there's that once burnt, twice shy, then the revenge stage, and then you're a good person.

00:34:47.000 And I have manipulated women, probably for revenge after them dumping me. 0.99

00:34:52.000 I remember this one girl, I dumped her on speakerphone with my friends. 1.00

00:34:57.000 And as she was crying, I was going to them and then going, I just feel like we're at a point where I don't know who I am and I don't know who you are.

00:35:09.000 And she's like, really?

00:35:11.000 I'm not proud of that.

00:35:12.000 That was 23 years old.

00:35:13.000 I'm 50 now, okay?

00:35:14.000 So take it easy.

00:35:16.000 But you look back at that part of you and you think, that was like an evil little demon who was in me.

00:35:22.000 What if I could take that out of my body and look at it?

00:35:26.000 Well, if you could, that thing would look like big Ed. 0.98

00:35:31.000 This is the personification of the worst thing you've ever done to a woman, including rape. 0.99

00:35:39.000 If we got any rapists out there, here's you. 1.00

00:35:43.000 Here's the part of you that raped her. 1.00

00:35:45.000 Here's why you're in prison for 15 years, you fucker. 1.00

00:35:48.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:35:50.000 Like, you don't have the two things on your shoulder, the angel and the devil.

00:35:53.000 This is the devil one.

00:35:55.000 Now, I had not checked in on him. 1.00

00:35:57.000 When he fucked that child in the Philippines, I just thought, oh, we'll never see him again. 1.00

00:36:02.000 He's disgusting. 1.00

00:36:02.000 And I assume someone will have him killed. 1.00

00:36:05.000 Like, isn't that what we do in the modern world of pedophiles? 0.99

00:36:08.000 He's 54.

00:36:09.000 She was 24. 1.00

00:36:10.000 But what do you do if you're a pedophile and you want to fuck a child without going to prison? 1.00

00:36:16.000 You find a petite, young-looking Filipino and you go to her little village while lying about how tall you are and everything and pretending you want to have kids. 1.00

00:36:26.000 And then you go, fuck her. 1.00

00:36:28.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:36:29.000 And then once you're done that, you're not that horny anymore. 1.00

00:36:32.000 And you tell her to shave her legs and mouthwash. 1.00

00:36:34.000 That's back when we were watching 90 Day Fiancé.

00:36:37.000 Now there's a new one on Discovery Plus called 90 Day Fiancé Single Life. 1.00

00:36:44.000 And Ed is not only back, he's getting pussy, and it's great pussy. 1.00

00:36:50.000 Like, look at this. 1.00

00:36:52.000 I couldn't get that.

00:36:55.000 Maybe at the peak of my vice career when I was 29, I may have been able to get her.

00:36:59.000 She's 29. 1.00

00:37:00.000 What the fuck is going on here? 0.99

00:37:03.000 Now, there's some theories I have. 1.00

00:37:05.000 One is when you are this shitty of a person, like ugly-wise, I mean, what is he at a 10? 0.92

00:37:12.000 He's a three, two, two, three. 0.95

00:37:16.000 I would say, yeah, three, because there is some handsomeness like here.

00:37:22.000 If you put that on someone else in Photoshop.

00:37:25.000 So he's a three.

00:37:28.000 So the options are one, she's an interable relationshipist.

00:37:33.000 Remember those girls? 0.99

00:37:34.000 There was that girl who's with the guy who's a gimp in the chair, and he has little, he basically has the body of a praying mantis and a giant head, and they fuck and suck and party, and he dominates the relationship from his chair. 0.99

00:37:48.000 So maybe nature, when you're that shitty of a person, like looks-wise, body-wise, nature, you naturally develop this ability to manipulate people. 0.99

00:37:58.000 Because if you don't, you know, in cave days, you're going to get a giant rock on your head. 0.99

00:38:02.000 You're weak.

00:38:03.000 No one wants you around. 1.00

00:38:04.000 You're a danger to the pack.

00:38:06.000 You're going to hold us back. 0.97

00:38:07.000 It's like, no, no, you don't want to kill me.

00:38:09.000 I'm actually the leader of the pack.

00:38:11.000 You see, I have the ideas.

00:38:12.000 I run Barter Town.

00:38:15.000 Me and Blaster run Barter Town.

00:38:18.000 So these women get seduced by their, I don't know, high IQ survival instinct, whatever. 1.00

00:38:25.000 So that's one option.

00:38:27.000 The other option is sort of part of that, where it's an interable relationship, but instead of being manipulated by the guy, it's this strange perversion on the woman's side where she's like, I like that he's weak. 1.00

00:38:41.000 I have this maternal instinct and I'm helping the child and fucking the child and I'm depraved. 0.96

00:38:48.000 So it's possible like with you, you couldn't find the other relationship? 1.00

00:38:52.000 What's it called?

00:38:53.000 Inter-able relationships?

00:38:56.000 Inter, yeah, I think that's it.

00:39:01.000 And in that case, it's not the male who's depraved, it's the female. 1.00

00:39:06.000 And a third option, of course, is that she's just a fucking fame-hungry whore who... 1.00

00:39:12.000 There they are. 1.00

00:39:14.000 Which is this out of the three possibilities?

00:39:17.000 Because the third possibility, I wasn't quite done saying that's fame.

00:39:20.000 I want to be famous.

00:39:22.000 So all three, he's manipulating her, she's depraved, or she wants to be famous.

00:39:26.000 And then, of course, there's all of the above.

00:39:29.000 Let's hear them talk.

00:39:30.000 Life together.

00:39:31.000 My love for Shane is definitely both physical and emotional.

00:39:34.000 I love his personality.

00:39:35.000 He's a wonderful boyfriend.

00:39:37.000 We definitely connect physically.

00:39:39.000 I love his body and everything.

00:39:40.000 I love his body.

00:39:42.000 Okay, can you just take me back to when you were like a 14-year-old girl and I asked you to draw what your future husband will look like and you drew a prince and now you're stuck kissing a frog every night?

00:39:53.000 In the case of Liz, she's kissing a toad. 1.00

00:39:56.000 And it's worse than this. 0.81

00:39:58.000 Actually, who's worse?

00:39:58.000 The frog or the toad?

00:40:00.000 I'm not sure.

00:40:01.000 But something's up with this.

00:40:03.000 And in clown world, everyone has to smile. 0.97

00:40:06.000 If it's not an able-bodied white male, you have to smile. 0.99

00:40:10.000 Well, I'm not smiling. 0.99

00:40:11.000 Something's fucked up here. 0.98

00:40:13.000 And often, not smiling and being a patriarch and being a judgmental bigot like me, you end up sort of protecting the weak. 0.99

00:40:20.000 And in this case, I think it's quite likely, I think I'm going for the number two, or maybe it was the, yeah, the number one, where this guy's just a master manipulator.

00:40:30.000 He's master of Master Blaster, Road Warrior, Mad Max.

00:40:34.000 And she's Barter Town. 1.00

00:40:37.000 She's Tina Turner. 0.96

00:40:38.000 And he's dominating her with his, I don't want to say superior IQ, but definitely higher level of tenacity.

00:40:46.000 Anyway, this is them.

00:40:47.000 I guess their first date?

00:40:49.000 What?

00:40:50.000 It's cute.

00:40:51.000 It's cute.

00:40:53.000 So, um.

00:40:56.000 Hopefully I get to sleep here.

00:40:57.000 And she's a particular kind of hot, too. 1.00

00:41:00.000 She's not like Ashley St. Clair or Isabella Riley where they're too hot. 1.00

00:41:04.000 She's like a girl next door kind of hot, little bit plump, ethnically ambiguous, like one of those Latinas who dyed her hair blonde to sort of throw you off. 1.00

00:41:13.000 And then the big glasses and the off-kilter teeth. 0.99

00:41:17.000 Like, that's the kind of girl that you end up fucking on the side. 1.00

00:41:20.000 And then you realize, I think I'm just going to marry this bitch. 1.00

00:41:22.000 This is great. 1.00

00:41:24.000 Get to sleep here.

00:41:25.000 This is the one.

00:41:25.000 Because there's a sofa.

00:41:27.000 I have a great surprise for you.

00:41:32.000 Oh, yes.

00:41:35.000 Look at that.

00:41:35.000 A piece of pie, a piece of cake.

00:41:38.000 Thanks.

00:41:41.000 Champagne.

00:41:42.000 Like, how is this working on her?

00:41:44.000 Apparently, they were friends for a while.

00:41:46.000 He went to kiss her and she said no.

00:41:48.000 And then they just became friends.

00:41:50.000 And eventually, she was unable to resist this.

00:41:53.000 Hey, dude, see if you can find what humans are going to look like in like 10,000 years.

00:42:00.000 It was in a bunch of magazines.

00:42:02.000 And they took, you know, we started like this and then we're up and then we're normal.

00:42:08.000 And they kept going with all the different things.

00:42:10.000 I guess we're going to have bigger thumbs from computers.

00:42:12.000 And they discovered this hideous looking dude.

00:42:16.000 What did you type in?

00:42:19.000 Nope.

00:42:21.000 This was like Smithsonian.

00:42:23.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:42:24.000 That's what we're going to look like in the future.

00:42:26.000 We're all going to look like Big Ed.

00:42:28.000 So someday soon, he's going to be a male model.

00:42:32.000 How is that different from Big Ed?

00:42:39.000 Okay, anyway, go back to their seduction.

00:42:44.000 The reason I don't think...

00:42:46.000 I'm changing my mind actually right now about the master manipulator thesis hypothesis is we're watching it live and he's terrible. 0.99

00:42:55.000 Champagne with a fucking strawberry? 0.98

00:42:58.000 You'd have to go to the Philippines for that to be impressive. 1.00

00:43:02.000 Look at her.

00:43:03.000 She's... 1.00

00:43:03.000 What is she? 1.00

00:43:05.000 I like the gums, the way they're at an angle.

00:43:08.000 That's...

00:43:09.000 I think...

00:43:09.000 Is she scared of being hurt so she thinks that he won't hurt her?

00:43:13.000 That was a mistake.

00:43:15.000 Yeah.

00:43:16.000 I think that's a seven.

00:43:18.000 That's a seven.

00:43:20.000 She could be on the cover of seven magazine, though.

00:43:24.000 Thanks for being a yes.

00:43:27.000 Liz and I are having a good time.

00:43:30.000 I think we're both reading the same signs.

00:43:34.000 And I'm going for the kiss.

00:43:38.000 Because I'm on a roll.

00:43:38.000 I'm lopsided.

00:43:40.000 I'm on a roll.

00:43:42.000 That's my plan. 1.00

00:43:43.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:43:45.000 So you're here. 1.00

00:43:47.000 I am here.

00:43:48.000 So I did it.

00:43:50.000 You did do it.

00:43:50.000 I did it right.

00:43:55.000 I'm just so nervous around you.

00:43:58.000 It just took me a while to get used to your beautiful face.

00:44:02.000 It took me a while to get used to you. 1.00

00:44:05.000 Yeah, because you're fucking two. 1.00

00:44:08.000 Maybe the cameras is part of the seduction? 1.00

00:44:10.000 I mean, there's a guy holding a boom right now.

00:44:12.000 Do you feel like a movie star, maybe?

00:44:16.000 Burn.

00:44:17.000 Anyways, thank you for that.

00:44:20.000 I don't know. 0.67

00:44:21.000 He's a nerd. 0.96

00:44:22.000 He's not funny. 0.97

00:44:25.000 Okay, I'm abandoning the crafty guy. 0.98

00:44:28.000 The one with the fucked up praying mantis body, I'm still maintaining that it could be nature giving him a great manipulation tool. 0.97

00:44:35.000 He's also rich, by the way, that previous guy. 0.98

00:44:39.000 But I am officially, as of right now, abandoning the he's a great charmer thing.

00:44:43.000 That's not the case here.

00:44:45.000 I just ask you this.

00:44:46.000 It's just so crazy.

00:44:49.000 But can I kiss you?

00:44:55.000 Don't make it weird.

00:44:57.000 I won't.

00:45:33.000 Oh, thank you. 0.99

00:45:38.000 Did her dad rape her or something? 0.99

00:45:40.000 What's with her self-esteem? 1.00

00:45:42.000 Now I can relax.

00:45:44.000 Now we can be normal.

00:45:48.000 Yes.

00:45:48.000 Wow.

00:45:54.000 I mean, I'm having the most generic reaction in the world.

00:45:57.000 There's not one person on earth who isn't going right now.

00:46:04.000 I think we all are...

00:46:05.000 It's beholden upon us to try to figure out why.

00:46:08.000 We're giving up on the manipulation angle.

00:46:12.000 The famous angle is still going strong. 0.99

00:46:14.000 And she's a pervert. 1.00

00:46:16.000 I think I'm giving up on that. 0.99

00:46:18.000 Because there's no way this can be a fetish.

00:46:22.000 Right?

00:46:23.000 He is.

00:46:24.000 We went to Mulberry Street during the feast once, the San Jannaro feast in Little Italy here in New York City.

00:46:31.000 And it's a bunch of, it's fun. 1.00

00:46:34.000 It's stupid. 1.00

00:46:35.000 There's good food and it's a mess and it's dirty and it's very Italian and touristy. 1.00

00:46:40.000 And you pay money and you see a guy with the body of a snake.

00:46:45.000 And it's a guy with his head sticking out.

00:46:47.000 And then there's a fake snake stuck to the hole.

00:46:50.000 And you're like, oh, the snake has a head.

00:46:52.000 And then it's like, pay five bucks and see the smallest woman in the world. 1.00

00:46:55.000 And I'm with my girlfriend who's now my wife.

00:46:57.000 I was like, okay, we'll see the smallest woman in the world. 0.96

00:47:01.000 And we walk in.

00:47:02.000 It's like trailer size.

00:47:03.000 And we walk on the corner. 1.00

00:47:04.000 It's the smallest woman in the fucking world. 1.00

00:47:09.000 It's that size. 1.00

00:47:12.000 She was that size. 1.00

00:47:14.000 It wasn't her.

00:47:16.000 But it was her.

00:47:17.000 And she was wearing a ski jacket in a little chair.

00:47:21.000 And I think it was a ski jacket for a dolly.

00:47:25.000 And she was, and it was cold that night.

00:47:27.000 And I just go, uh-uh, like, I don't know what face to make.

00:47:30.000 And I go, hi.

00:47:31.000 And she goes, you know, with a little Elmo voice.

00:47:34.000 Hello.

00:47:36.000 Someone later said to me, I've told this story 9 million times.

00:47:39.000 You probably heard it.

00:47:40.000 They go, why didn't you just give her 20 bucks? 1.00

00:47:41.000 And yes, of course. 0.99

00:47:42.000 Why didn't I give her a fucking thousand bucks? 1.00

00:47:44.000 Jesus Christ, she's literally a freak. 1.00

00:47:48.000 What is she going to buy? 0.97

00:47:49.000 This American doll clothes?

00:47:52.000 I don't know, a drone to fly around town and shoot people with bottle rockets and tell people she's a new Spider-Man villain? 1.00

00:48:03.000 And then Suisa went, hey, okay, and walked away. 0.70

00:48:06.000 It was very disturbing. 0.97

00:48:07.000 So in that instance, I paid my $5 and I fucking got my money's worth, that's for sure.

00:48:12.000 If you went to the circus, and I'm not talking about 1836, I'm talking about 2021, and they said, come see Toadman or come see Future Man.

00:48:21.000 Want to see what humans will look like in a thousand years?

00:48:24.000 Well, we've got one.

00:48:25.000 Yeah, time traveling Future Man.

00:48:27.000 And you'd be like, okay.

00:48:28.000 And then you walk in, there was Big Ed.

00:48:30.000 Like, you'd go, that's my money's worth.

00:48:34.000 This is not a ripoff.

00:48:35.000 This is not a snake with a human head. 0.82

00:48:37.000 This is a bona fide freak.

00:48:41.000 You don't feel ripped off if you pay money to see him.

00:48:43.000 And I guess that's what we do when we tune into the show, right?

00:48:46.000 We're paying to watch a freak. 0.64

00:48:48.000 But what's her motive?

00:48:52.000 Thank you for being in my life.

00:48:55.000 I love it.

00:48:56.000 That's manipulative.

00:49:02.000 Your lips really taste good.

00:49:03.000 Yeah, they look delicious, actually.

00:49:05.000 I've been waiting for that kiss for two months.

00:49:08.000 So that was amazing.

00:49:10.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:13.000 I'm still afraid.

00:49:13.000 I'm still scared of getting my heart broken, but I'm starting to feel something from her, which I never felt before.

00:49:22.000 Left or right?

00:49:23.000 What side do you like?

00:49:24.000 Technically, you're supposed to be closest to the door.

00:49:27.000 You're right.

00:49:28.000 For protection.

00:49:29.000 I'm thinking this is.

00:49:30.000 In this case, I think we'll be safer if you're closest to the door.

00:49:34.000 What's the toad gonna do?

00:49:35.000 Hop on him?

00:49:37.000 Give him warts?

00:49:39.000 But if it doesn't work out.

00:49:42.000 Here, can you just eat me out while I watch my shows?

00:49:45.000 Sweet dreams.

00:49:48.000 One more kiss. 1.00

00:49:53.000 So they fuck. 1.00

00:49:54.000 I love them. 1.00

00:49:57.000 I'm just kidding.

00:49:58.000 Good night.

00:50:00.000 Good night.

00:50:04.000 Oh. 1.00

00:50:05.000 Did I include a video of them fucking? 1.00

00:50:08.000 That was one. 1.00

00:50:11.000 No, okay. 0.86

00:50:11.000 So anyway, I saw another video where they're like, yeah, we had sex. 0.86

00:50:14.000 And he goes, we had sex all night. 0.91

00:50:15.000 It was great. 0.74

00:50:16.000 And I've never not been the top.

00:50:18.000 And she's like, I had to teach him a few things. 0.99

00:50:20.000 It was embarrassing and gay and gross. 1.00

00:50:23.000 And then they go to LA, right? 0.99

00:50:25.000 And she meets his daughter.

00:50:27.000 She's younger than his daughter. 1.00

00:50:30.000 The guy's a fucking pervert. 1.00

00:50:32.000 And so she doesn't like this girl as one's daughter would not. 1.00

00:50:36.000 And so she goes, I'm just going to get out of here because the daughter and her friend are treating her like shit. 1.00

00:50:39.000 She goes, I'm just going to get out of here. 1.00

00:50:40.000 So she leaves, all perfectly reasonable.

00:50:42.000 So this is him coming to see her after their fight, which is really not a fight.

00:50:48.000 It's just her going, I don't feel like getting abused. 0.98

00:50:50.000 You should come with me as my boyfriend and tell your daughter not to shit on me, but I'll take just going to the airport. 0.99

00:50:55.000 Thanks. 0.99

00:50:56.000 So I timestamped this, right?

00:50:58.000 So he goes, when you left, I had a panic attack, which is, that makes me now think he's a manipulator again, because that's such a manipulative thing to say.

00:51:08.000 And then she starts bawling her eyes out because she dared to hurt him. 0.95

00:51:12.000 Yeah, now I'm back to manipulator.

00:51:14.000 Okay, go before this. 1.00

00:51:16.000 Look at his fucking evil face as she cries. 1.00

00:51:20.000 I actually had a panic attack. 1.00

00:51:22.000 Wait, go back, go back, go back.

00:51:24.000 I don't use this.

00:51:26.000 I use this.

00:51:27.000 And what you do is you pull back.

00:51:31.000 And because you shut down, it made me feel like I thought you were mad at me.

00:51:37.000 But I couldn't shut up.

00:51:38.000 I couldn't let it go.

00:51:39.000 And I paid the price.

00:51:41.000 Like when you left, I actually had a panic attack.

00:51:54.000 Now look at his face.

00:51:55.000 My powers are working.

00:51:58.000 He's trying to make himself cry.

00:52:01.000 But I didn't expect this.

00:52:06.000 My defense mechanism is shutting down.

00:52:09.000 Yeah, that's pretty normal.

00:52:11.000 And I want to be left alone.

00:52:14.000 I would hope that he would understand that, but he's not really listening to how I feel.

00:52:21.000 And that's definitely hard.

00:52:26.000 Okay, put some makeup on, please.

00:52:29.000 You went down to five.

00:52:31.000 I'm sorry.

00:52:33.000 You're a really good person.

00:52:34.000 You're a really good boyfriend.

00:52:35.000 He just, you don't listen.

00:52:38.000 But I know I could open up.

00:52:40.000 You know what?

00:52:40.000 He's such a master manipulator.

00:52:42.000 He manipulated me. 0.98

00:52:44.000 That beginning of being shitty at kissing and can I kiss you and the strawberry, that's him playing a role as a naive guy who's not good at courting because he's never really done it. 0.98

00:52:58.000 And he's just a sweet freak from the circus. 0.98

00:53:01.000 And here's a strawberry and some pie.

00:53:03.000 See, I don't know how to do this. 0.99

00:53:05.000 And then he comes there and he realizes I can manipulate this into, I can take this from I let my daughter abuse you until you left the whole fucking trip. 1.00

00:53:16.000 I can turn that into you abandoned me and I'm going to make you cry for hurting me. 0.98

00:53:21.000 It's just like one of my favorite songs, Getza or whatever it's called.

00:53:25.000 You didn't have to cut me out.

00:53:28.000 You know that song?

00:53:30.000 Nigautier. 1.00

00:53:31.000 Gautier, he dumps her. 1.00

00:53:33.000 She's just a colostomy bag for his cum. 1.00

00:53:35.000 He dumps her. 1.00

00:53:36.000 He doesn't want to fuck her anymore. 1.00

00:53:38.000 But then later on, he wants to fuck her. 1.00

00:53:40.000 And he's like, you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough. 1.00

00:53:44.000 Yeah, because you dumped me. 0.99

00:53:46.000 Who the fuck is dumping her, by the way? 0.99

00:53:49.000 She could be... 1.00

00:53:50.000 She could be...

00:53:51.000 What's her name?

00:53:52.000 Jody Abrams, the one who stabbed their boyfriend 28 times?

00:53:55.000 She could be Jody Abrams and I'd still be like, we can work it out.

00:53:58.000 I'll get stitches. 1.00

00:54:06.000 Treat me like a stranger feels so rough means you don't let me fuck you anymore. 1.00

00:54:11.000 I don't want to be in a relationship with you, but I still want blowjobs. 1.00

00:54:15.000 Why are you so mean to me? 1.00

00:54:17.000 I just want to be able to show up drunk at 3 in the morning and bang you from behind, and then you leave your own house to go get breakfast, and then I'll leave. 0.98

00:54:27.000 God. 0.92

00:54:28.000 Anyway, so he's exercising his rights, his powers.

00:54:33.000 This relationship.

00:54:37.000 I want to work on this relationship.

00:54:42.000 And me too.

00:54:46.000 I just want you to be happy.

00:54:48.000 Why do you want to work on this relationship?

00:54:52.000 Where are you?

00:54:53.000 Am I who you want to be?

00:54:53.000 You want a restaurant?

00:54:56.000 And I mean, like, not who has that in their home?

00:54:59.000 Not next week.

00:55:04.000 Am I...

00:55:05.000 Am I here forever?

00:55:10.000 I feel like the relationship was very rushed, but yeah, I want you.

00:55:14.000 But as far as forever, I don't think that's a fair question. 0.99

00:55:18.000 Not that women crave a big dick, but there has to be something going on. 0.99

00:55:22.000 Soon. 1.00

00:55:24.000 But yeah, 4-11.

00:55:26.000 What are you?

00:55:26.000 5'6?

00:55:28.000 Yeah, 5'7.

00:55:29.000 Ryan is so small that when we go for a drive, he sits in my kid's baby seat, and Ryan would tower over Big Ed.

00:55:36.000 I can cuddle up in it.

00:55:38.000 I could lay lengthwise on it, actually.

00:55:40.000 He stands in it.

00:55:41.000 Yes.

00:55:42.000 Because he wants to be able to see out the window.

00:55:45.000 Okay, so this goes on, right?

00:55:47.000 Is there anything else interesting in this one?

00:55:48.000 We're almost done.

00:55:50.000 Where are we in the video?

00:55:51.000 Stubborn.

00:55:54.000 Okay, so now they have the end of the season.

00:55:56.000 We've missed this entire season, folks.

00:55:58.000 Maybe you didn't.

00:55:59.000 I had given up on Big Ed.

00:56:01.000 The reason I gave up on this show is I was trying to watch with my daughter, and it was all Zoom calls.

00:56:05.000 This was months ago.

00:56:07.000 And I was like, I don't feel like watching people watch TV or watching people Zoom. 0.98

00:56:11.000 Apparently, I missed a whole great fucking season. 0.96

00:56:14.000 So here's Big Ed, right? 0.98

00:56:16.000 And this is a very interesting clip because he's being analyzed.

00:56:21.000 Oh, one thing that's not included in this is him giving her an abusive phone call. 0.99

00:56:24.000 He's like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.98

00:56:26.000 Saying you want to drive someone from the show home to Al Cahino. 1.00

00:56:30.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:56:30.000 You're out of your fucking mind. 1.00

00:56:31.000 She's like, stop talking to me like that. 1.00

00:56:33.000 Stop abusing me. 1.00

00:56:34.000 He goes, shut the fuck up, you idiot. 1.00

00:56:38.000 So I was right at the beginning before I gave up on my original hypothesis. 1.00

00:56:42.000 Master manipulator. 0.99

00:56:44.000 And maybe if you were this hideous, you would be as good at being evil. 0.99

00:56:49.000 Maybe you would be able to personify everything bad about mankind. 1.00

00:56:55.000 Anyway, this is interesting because he's being his usual manipulative self, but she since caught him dumping her, then going to Vegas and fucking a bunch of what he calls sugar babies, which I assume are prostitutes, right? 0.99

00:57:09.000 There's no way he's picking up girls. 1.00

00:57:10.000 It's possible that America is so fame-hungry that they fuck toads. 1.00

00:57:14.000 I'd be surprised. 1.00

00:57:16.000 But anyway, let's see him get caught being an asshole. 1.00

00:57:23.000 We are going to start with Ed and Liz. 1.00

00:57:28.000 We see you guys.

00:57:29.000 Long beard.

00:57:31.000 Not together today.

00:57:34.000 What's going on?

00:57:36.000 We broke up.

00:57:38.000 You broke up?

00:57:39.000 Yeah.

00:57:40.000 We broke up a month ago today.

00:57:44.000 Okay.

00:57:44.000 Well, the last time that we saw you, you were making plans to move in together.

00:57:53.000 What happened?

00:57:57.000 Ed loves to rush our relationship.

00:58:01.000 When we finally became a couple, the next week I was meeting his daughter.

00:58:06.000 The next week I was meeting his sister, his brother.

00:58:10.000 See this guy? 0.96

00:58:12.000 He's a big galute dummy who lives with her. 1.00

00:58:16.000 That's his second fiancé from a shithole country. 1.00

00:58:19.000 He lives with his mother. 0.85

00:58:21.000 And I don't know if this is on the tape, but he starts a fight with Big Ed. 0.99

00:58:25.000 And Big Ed just fucking smokes him. 0.96

00:58:28.000 And you get to see Ed as The manipulator there. 0.99

00:58:32.000 And in multiple situations, I was not prepared for.

00:58:36.000 It took me months to introduce him to my grandparents.

00:58:41.000 Months for that to happen, to break up two weeks later.

00:58:48.000 You got hustled by a circus freak.

00:58:50.000 I can tell this is emotional for you to talk about right now.

00:58:53.000 What are you feeling? 0.99

00:58:56.000 Fucked over by a toad. 0.96

00:58:59.000 I just would have never taken those steps if I knew that this was going to be the outcome. 0.99

00:59:04.000 Because I was not expecting this to be the outcome.

00:59:06.000 I was expecting to.

00:59:10.000 His collared shirt is like a hoodie.

00:59:12.000 Dude, be a biker.

00:59:14.000 Go for a biker look. 0.99

00:59:15.000 Get a bunch of tattoos, wear a leather vest, and have an insane beard that covers this entire mess.

00:59:20.000 Like a beard to hear.

00:59:22.000 And just now you're just, now you're a short biker with a normal chin.

00:59:26.000 That's workable.

00:59:28.000 Like, why are you showing everyone your worst feature?

00:59:31.000 Also, you can be fat when you're a biker.

00:59:33.000 It's a win-win-win-win-win.

00:59:37.000 I never thought he would not be a part of my life.

00:59:41.000 I thought he was going to be the one.

00:59:43.000 I like the host pretending to care.

00:59:48.000 Now I'm here on the single life.

00:59:53.000 Single.

00:59:56.000 She's acting too.

00:59:57.000 Enjoying the fame.

01:00:00.000 It is the reason that you two are no longer a couple because you were taking the relationship too fast.

01:00:07.000 This is great.

01:00:10.000 Sorry.

01:00:13.000 We moved way too fast. 0.99

01:00:17.000 I'll be fucking impressed if this master manipulator can make himself cry. 0.99

01:00:22.000 Our relationship didn't have a chance. 0.98

01:00:31.000 What do you think?

01:00:31.000 So everything she said is true.

01:00:36.000 She told me, I don't want to move too fast and I want to keep my friends.

01:00:40.000 And I just skipped right over that.

01:00:42.000 I was so excited for the first time in 29 years that I had somebody that was interested in me.

01:00:54.000 Now, see, he's using his freakness as a handicap. 1.00

01:01:00.000 No one's interested in me because I'm a toad. 0.95

01:01:03.000 I feel like I'm a toad.

01:01:12.000 And I was so afraid to like anyone, to like Liz, because I would get rejected.

01:01:21.000 And the minute she said, I see you as boyfriend material, I stopped listening.

01:01:25.000 I didn't listen to one word she said.

01:01:27.000 And I was like, this is rhetoric.

01:01:30.000 I'm going to make her my girlfriend.

01:01:32.000 I'm going to make her world amazing.

01:01:35.000 I'm going to do everything I can to give her what I thought she deserved.

01:01:42.000 No tears.

01:01:43.000 She never had.

01:01:44.000 Zero tears. 0.98

01:01:48.000 And I fucked it up. 1.00

01:01:50.000 I did not know you could say fuck on TLC until today. 1.00

01:01:53.000 Fucked it up. 1.00

01:01:55.000 Discovery Plus, you can. 0.93

01:01:56.000 Discovery Plus.

01:01:57.000 At one point, I felt like if I didn't go at his pace, I was going to lose him.

01:02:03.000 Because he wouldn't want me anymore.

01:02:04.000 So I would cave in and go at his speed.

01:02:07.000 Lose him?

01:02:08.000 What made you think?

01:02:09.000 Wait a minute.

01:02:10.000 Okay, you're almost done this?

01:02:12.000 It's like more than halfway.

01:02:15.000 Okay, this is unorthodox, but I don't want you to see the reveal here until I see how he manipulates that dude we just saw.

01:02:21.000 So exit this video and see if you can find.

01:02:24.000 It's the exact same episode.

01:02:27.000 And they bring in Debbie, who I think is Castro, whatever that guy's name is, Castor, his mom.

01:02:34.000 And they start going at it, and you'll see everyone get flustered except for Big Ed, who's just laughing in her face.

01:02:42.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

01:02:43.000 You got it.

01:02:44.000 The one with the glasses?

01:02:45.000 Yeah, that one.

01:02:46.000 You moved in together?

01:02:47.000 Yes.

01:02:48.000 Okay.

01:02:50.000 So how many people are in the house?

01:02:54.000 Three people in the house.

01:02:56.000 You, Colt, and Miss Debbie, Colt's mom.

01:03:00.000 Yes.

01:03:01.000 Well, Debbie has been a part of every single relationship he has had so far.

01:03:07.000 For better or for worse.

01:03:09.000 So new hairstyle, I think.

01:03:13.000 Yes.

01:03:14.000 Look, very cute.

01:03:15.000 Okay.

01:03:16.000 Colt, that's his name.

01:03:17.000 Debbie, do you think Vanessa is the one for Colt? 1.00

01:03:24.000 For now.

01:03:26.000 That's not how the one works.

01:03:27.000 You do.

01:03:28.000 10 years from now, I don't know.

01:03:29.000 I told him I can't predict the future, but right now I think they're perfect for each other.

01:03:33.000 Big head.

01:03:34.000 My only fear is that.

01:03:36.000 Here we go.

01:03:37.000 I apologize.

01:03:38.000 I maybe should even reshoot this.

01:03:40.000 I apologize for doubting myself at the beginning and saying maybe he's not a master manipulator.

01:03:44.000 He actually master manipulated me. 1.00

01:03:46.000 I fell for his whole like strawberries and champagne bullshit. 0.99

01:03:49.000 But here you see him in a conflict situation, which is a great way to gauge someone's power. 0.99

01:03:55.000 And you'll see everyone get flustered but him.

01:03:58.000 And he is even keeled.

01:04:00.000 Perfect adrenaline control. 0.99

01:04:01.000 He is great at fucking with people because he started developing this skill in grade school, obviously, when he was called Tody. 0.99

01:04:10.000 You might be marrying Debbie and not Colt. 0.99

01:04:17.000 I think you guys need, I think your mom needs her own independence so she can live her life.

01:04:22.000 And I think you guys deserve to have, you know, your space, you know, your private space.

01:04:28.000 Well, I mean, it's no different than if he had a roommate.

01:04:31.000 No, it really isn't.

01:04:32.000 I don't tell him what to do.

01:04:36.000 Look, I'm going to be honest. 0.99

01:04:37.000 I think it's time for Colt to get off the nipple. 0.96

01:04:40.000 And you need to stop fighting. 1.00

01:04:41.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:04:42.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:04:43.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:04:44.000 Thank you very much. 1.00

01:04:45.000 Get off the nipple. 1.00

01:04:46.000 Why don't you go find somebody your own age instead of this precious little girl here you're trying to you an ass. 1.00

01:04:52.000 You want people to think you can get a beautiful young girl and you can make you happy? 1.00

01:04:56.000 Why don't you find somebody that you're in love with instead of going after these poor little girls that think you're something? 1.00

01:05:01.000 I don't know what.

01:05:02.000 You have no right to talk about babies.

01:05:05.000 Hey, listen.

01:05:05.000 I don't think.

01:05:06.000 Hey, I don't think.

01:05:08.000 But Debbie, it's not your job to fight his battles.

01:05:11.000 Oh, I want a 20-year-old.

01:05:12.000 So people say, ooh, this guy's going to get a 20-year-old.

01:05:15.000 You don't care about how you feel about somebody.

01:05:18.000 Why don't you find love instead of somebody that's a kid?

01:05:21.000 Listen, you baby him, you coddle him. 1.00

01:05:23.000 He don't know shit. 0.99

01:05:25.000 But I said, do I, baby toll? 0.99

01:05:26.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:05:28.000 Do I?

01:05:30.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:05:32.000 It's like a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it.

01:05:34.000 I said, do I, baby toll?

01:05:36.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:05:37.000 Do I?

01:05:41.000 He's there.

01:05:43.000 I don't do what he's telling you.

01:05:45.000 Do I?

01:05:46.000 Do I interfere in your guys' relationship at all?

01:05:49.000 You're doing it right now.

01:05:50.000 You don't.

01:05:50.000 Do I?

01:05:51.000 You don't.

01:05:51.000 You're doing it right now.

01:05:52.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:05:54.000 Do I? 1.00

01:05:54.000 I'm asking her a question. 1.00

01:05:55.000 Why are you interrupting?

01:05:57.000 I'm asking this young lady a question.

01:05:58.000 I think you're too close. 1.00

01:06:00.000 You don't know a shit. 1.00

01:06:01.000 I know this. 1.00

01:06:02.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:06:03.000 His mom was with him. 1.00

01:06:05.000 She's getting upset.

01:06:06.000 You should stop talking about it.

01:06:07.000 You know what you're talking about?

01:06:08.000 Don't talk.

01:06:08.000 Look, the one thing my mom did.

01:06:10.000 He had your mom on the TV business. 0.96

01:06:13.000 Yeah, but was she talking trash?

01:06:15.000 Was my mom talking like that? 0.62

01:06:17.000 Your mom don't know too much about you, Adam.

01:06:19.000 Stay out of it a little bit, but I'm just trying to help you because you're getting upset and you're frustrated because.

01:06:25.000 In a conflict situation, women of that age, boomer-angry woman liberals, are easy prey because they're used to it being a one-sided street. 1.00

01:06:32.000 They've been telling their kids what to do their whole life.

01:06:34.000 If they're teachers, they're telling children what to do their whole life.

01:06:36.000 Their husband just tolerates and goes, yeah, yeah, whatever. 1.00

01:06:38.000 So when somebody finally goes, no, fuck you, you're wrong. 1.00

01:06:40.000 I've seen this a million times. 1.00

01:06:42.000 They start losing their shit. 1.00

01:06:43.000 I've had them threaten to throw drinks on me and storm out and threaten me, call me white boy, even when they're white themselves. 1.00

01:06:50.000 Like they get really flustered easily because they're not used to conflict.

01:06:53.000 It's usually, they can dish it out, but they can't take it.

01:06:56.000 So this is why it's a great place to showcase Ed's manipulation skills because it's with easy prey. 0.98

01:07:02.000 Because your son can't get off the nipple. 0.99

01:07:04.000 Like, you got to let him go. 0.99

01:07:06.000 How is he on my nipple? 0.99

01:07:07.000 Explain that to me. 0.99

01:07:08.000 Right here.

01:07:09.000 This has nothing to do with you.

01:07:11.000 This is his life. 1.00

01:07:11.000 You just told him to get off the nipple. 1.00

01:07:13.000 How is that involved? 0.99

01:07:15.000 You are cuddling him.

01:07:16.000 You are babying him.

01:07:16.000 He's never going to be a little bit of a diet.

01:07:19.000 Putting the mayonnaise in your hair.

01:07:22.000 Okay.

01:07:23.000 You're not supposed to talk about mayonnaise.

01:07:25.000 I don't shave my son's back like your mother shaved your back. 0.85

01:07:28.000 Okay, for me.

01:07:28.000 I don't brush his hair and put it on a ponytail.

01:07:31.000 First of all, your mother does. 1.00

01:07:32.000 Baby, you should get off the damn nipple. 1.00

01:07:34.000 First of all, it was a paintbrush, not a razor. 1.00

01:07:37.000 She saw you naked in the shower.

01:07:39.000 I don't sit cold naked. 0.97

01:07:40.000 I'm a Jim Nikolai's dude's boring.

01:07:42.000 Okay, that's where I want to show that. 0.98

01:07:43.000 So he's dealt with this in grade school, where he's learned the best thing to do when people fuck with you and make fun of you is to say it was a paintbrush, not a comb. 0.98

01:07:52.000 And to take the hit and sort of, it's like a taekwondo move, right? 0.98

01:07:56.000 Where you sort of move with the energy of your judo.

01:07:59.000 So he's doing the judo move there where he doesn't stand in the way.

01:08:02.000 He lets the joke go through him.

01:08:04.000 And that's a sign that he's a good fighter.

01:08:06.000 So let's go back to the original.

01:08:07.000 That's all I wanted to show you.

01:08:14.000 Wait, you got to go find the whole video again?

01:08:16.000 No.

01:08:18.000 Nope.

01:08:20.000 No, the one where they was with the...

01:08:21.000 Oh, they're in the thing.

01:08:22.000 Yeah, the one we were almost done. 1.00

01:08:24.000 I wanted to prove to you that he's a manipulator before you saw this shit. 1.00

01:08:28.000 And go at his speed. 1.00

01:08:30.000 What made you think that he wouldn't want you anymore if you didn't go at his speed?

01:08:38.000 Why did you care?

01:08:43.000 I want Big Ed.

01:08:45.000 He would tell me all the time that it wouldn't work out between us.

01:08:50.000 And it scared me that I would lose him.

01:08:55.000 Nice work.

01:08:58.000 So I caved.

01:09:01.000 Real tears.

01:09:02.000 I didn't want to lose him, and I still lost him.

01:09:04.000 See, he had no power over women all of high school, all of college. 1.00

01:09:09.000 Now that he has fame, he finally is able to wield his mighty sword that he's been.

01:09:13.000 He's only really used it to oppose bullying up until now.

01:09:17.000 But now he can use it to manipulate women.

01:09:18.000 And he's like, just like Robert Crumb, when he started getting laid and famous because he was a famous cartoonist, he just started abusing women. 0.85

01:09:25.000 This is Operation Revenge. 0.58

01:09:34.000 Did you tell her that?

01:09:37.000 She also farted.

01:09:41.000 Yeah.

01:09:49.000 I love the things people do when they cry.

01:09:50.000 Is this cooling you down? 0.99

01:09:52.000 Look at that fucking sane smoke show. 1.00

01:09:55.000 She looks like a Disney lion. 1.00

01:09:58.000 Liz, I never.

01:10:00.000 I mean, you knocked me off my world, man.

01:10:02.000 No, you shut me out.

01:10:07.000 I don't want to get hurt.

01:10:09.000 I got hurt.

01:10:10.000 Yeah, see, that's brilliant.

01:10:12.000 I didn't want to get hurt.

01:10:13.000 The reason that I cheated on you is I didn't want to get hurt.

01:10:17.000 I was pushing you away because I'm so vulnerable and ugly.

01:10:21.000 Brilliant.

01:10:22.000 I don't want to get hurt.

01:10:24.000 I got hurt.

01:10:25.000 You hurt me.

01:10:28.000 You just completely left me and you promised me you wouldn't leave me.

01:10:35.000 This month has been hell.

01:10:43.000 I know what it is.

01:10:44.000 I bet her dad left her at a young age and she has abandonment issues.

01:10:49.000 Separation anxiety.

01:10:51.000 You blocked it.

01:10:52.000 Psychology is fun. 1.00

01:10:53.000 People go to school for this shit. 1.00

01:10:55.000 And went to Vegas and ranted about your sugar babies. 1.00

01:11:03.000 How do I right now? 0.99

01:11:07.000 He's like, how do I incorporate this into my bullshit about not wanting to get hurt? 0.96

01:11:13.000 This is not going to be easy. 0.99

01:11:14.000 And I'm on TV right fucking now. 0.99

01:11:17.000 What about I went to those women because I was scared you would hurt me. 0.99

01:11:23.000 And so I fucked up and I tried to get love from somewhere else because I wanted to prepare myself for when you dumped me, I wanted to show myself that I could still be loved. 0.97

01:11:35.000 It was basically you that did it. 1.00

01:11:38.000 You made me fuck them. 1.00

01:11:40.000 You put my dink in them. 1.00

01:11:41.000 I was crying the whole time. 0.96

01:11:43.000 I called them your name.

01:11:46.000 Wow.

01:11:47.000 I'm so confused right now.

01:11:51.000 She was taking it a hook line and sinker this whole time going, I'm getting emotional.

01:11:56.000 Are you saying that Ed was hanging out with other women? 1.00

01:12:00.000 Well, fucking. 1.00

01:12:01.000 I didn't expect to be dumped and then him be out in Vegas living the life. 1.00

01:12:08.000 Whoops.

01:12:09.000 Look at his face.

01:12:10.000 Are you pretending to be sad in that picture?

01:12:14.000 Who's taking the picture?

01:12:17.000 Where's the phone?

01:12:20.000 How soon after you guys broke up did you know he was hanging out in Vegas?

01:12:27.000 Like two days. 1.00

01:12:28.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:12:30.000 Oh, two days. 1.00

01:12:31.000 Damn, bro. 1.00

01:12:32.000 Damn, bro. 1.00

01:12:34.000 You dumb fucked up. 1.00

01:12:35.000 You waited an extra day more than I would have. 1.00

01:12:37.000 Shit. 1.00

01:12:38.000 Damn. 1.00

01:12:39.000 I would have done like three days. 0.99

01:12:43.000 Couldn't even wait three days, Ed?

01:12:46.000 Colt's trying to get revenge.

01:12:47.000 He literally did.

01:12:48.000 Wait, Colt literally was like, you could have wait three?

01:12:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:51.000 Colt stole our joke.

01:12:54.000 Couldn't even wait three days, Ed.

01:12:57.000 Three days is fun.

01:12:58.000 Like, here's the thing.

01:12:59.000 Couldn't even wait three days, Ed.

01:13:02.000 The burb, which is called the bald eagle. 1.00

01:13:06.000 What the fuck, Ed? 1.00

01:13:08.000 You made me cry, Ed. 1.00

01:13:09.000 Yeah.

01:13:10.000 Jig is up.

01:13:11.000 Oh, well, I had a good run.

01:13:13.000 And you did have a good run, Ed.

01:13:15.000 We're impressed. 1.00

01:13:17.000 You're a pedophile. 1.00

01:13:18.000 You're a disgusting, manipulative rapist creep who destroys women's lives. 1.00

01:13:21.000 We assumed we were done with you when you went to the Philippines and ruined that little girl's life. 1.00

01:13:26.000 We thought, well, that's the end of Big Ed.

01:13:27.000 But apparently, you've still been going strong, representing the male gender in the most negative way humanly possible. 1.00

01:13:36.000 Nice work, buddy.

01:13:37.000 But they want to say C-H-E-T. 1.00

01:13:39.000 Yeah, bitch, that's me. 1.00

01:13:40.000 Put respect on my name. 1.00

01:13:42.000 Next time you see me at this level of fame, I'm just working my way of the motherfuckers. 0.99

01:13:46.000 Put respect on me. 0.99

01:13:49.000 What if your son becomes a rapper?

01:13:52.000 A white rapper.

01:13:53.000 There's no rapping in baseball. 0.51

01:13:55.000 Tune in in your hair.

01:13:56.000 Put respect on me.

01:13:58.000 Oh, is that the please don't come thing?

01:14:00.000 Please stop sending me that.

01:14:02.000 Yes, I get it.

01:14:02.000 Kamala Harris said, don't come, and Trump said, I'm going to come.

01:14:06.000 You filled up my fucking inbox. 1.00

01:14:15.000 You ruined it. 1.00

01:14:17.000 Why? 1.00

01:14:18.000 Because you're a retard. 1.00

01:14:19.000 Because you weren't meant to be born. 1.00

01:14:22.000 You're a great argument for abortion. 1.00

01:14:23.000 Oh, yeah, no, no.

01:14:24.000 Not why, but how.

01:14:26.000 I'm going to come.

01:14:29.000 Do not come.

01:14:32.000 That's not how it should play out.

01:14:34.000 Everyone I've been sent out of the 3 million I've gotten, they go, don't come, don't come.

01:14:40.000 And then there's a beat.

01:14:41.000 And he goes, I'm going to come.

01:14:43.000 That's a different one.

01:14:45.000 We should take some calls soon.

01:14:48.000 Sizun.

01:14:50.000 But let's take a few, let's do a quick mailbag because people watch the show live and then the letters are of the show, which is unusual.

01:14:59.000 It's pretty wacky.

01:15:01.000 It's like, okay.

01:15:04.000 We have to wait till next week.

01:15:15.000 Let me touch it.

01:15:19.000 Okay, this is not about today's show, but it's worth...

01:15:24.000 I meant to get to this earlier.

01:15:26.000 It's a new show about Muslim punks, which is not possible. 1.00

01:15:33.000 Michael Malice expressed this quite well. 0.66

01:15:35.000 If you're a Muslim and you're wearing a hijab, you can't have the entire Lancome counter on your face. 0.98

01:15:41.000 No, stop, stop, stop.

01:15:42.000 So these women are not adhering to the religion. 1.00

01:15:46.000 If you're a tough, badass punk bitch, then you're defying Islam. 1.00

01:15:52.000 You're defying the religion. 1.00

01:15:54.000 There is no such thing as a badass feminist Muslim. 1.00

01:15:59.000 There's no such thing as a Muslim gay. 0.99

01:16:02.000 There's no such thing as a female rabbi. 1.00

01:16:04.000 There's no such thing as a male priest.

01:16:06.000 I mean, female priest. 1.00

01:16:07.000 There's no such thing as a female cleric. 1.00

01:16:09.000 You're rewriting the religion to make it cool.

01:16:12.000 And I guess it's tolerated by that religion because it gets more adherence. 1.00

01:16:19.000 And then they can later go, by the way, that's bullshit. 1.00

01:16:21.000 You can't act like a whore. 1.00

01:16:22.000 So that's one element of this. 0.99

01:16:24.000 The other element of this is it's supposed to be a British show.

01:16:27.000 It's supposed to be empowering women. 1.00

01:16:29.000 And what they do is, this is modern feminism, they just make women men. 0.99

01:16:34.000 So it's considered cool.

01:16:40.000 Oh, no, that's the right way up.

01:16:43.000 You're like, I want to have a show that glorifies women. 1.00

01:16:45.000 So they make them act like men. 0.99

01:16:48.000 Like, imagine a feminist show about a bunch of fire women who like lift weights, barbecue, save lives, kick ass, and take names. 1.00

01:16:58.000 Those are male traits you're using to glorify women. 0.52

01:17:02.000 So this is wrong on 342 levels, but let's just check it out.

01:17:09.000 We are Lady Parks.

01:17:11.000 Here's a little something we thought you might like.

01:17:16.000 That's the boys are back in town.

01:17:17.000 26, Capricorn finishing a piece of music.

01:17:20.000 I'm a genius.

01:17:24.000 Turn it up.

01:17:33.000 Wait a minute.

01:17:33.000 You know what's weird?

01:17:36.000 I think the drummer's a Muslim, right?

01:17:40.000 Who has to cover her hair. 1.00

01:17:42.000 But the show takes place when it's all women together so she can let down her hair. 1.00

01:17:49.000 So now they're showing her with her hair down to the world, which contradicts the Quran. 0.92

01:17:57.000 Isn't that weird?

01:17:58.000 There's layers to this.

01:17:59.000 Like you might still have a show about Orthodox Jews, and it's two naked Orthodox Jews or Hasidic Jewish girls talking to each other totally nude because they're alone. 0.73

01:18:09.000 But now I'm looking at Hasidic Jews naked, which is or Amish or whatever. 1.00

01:18:14.000 That's not the religion. 0.92

01:18:15.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:18:17.000 Of course, there's an Afrikan.

01:18:20.000 Who would have thought that our orbits were soon to collide?

01:18:23.000 You went to St. Abigail's Primary School.

01:18:25.000 You played guitar on the talent show.

01:18:29.000 You got expelled for selling school furniture.

01:18:31.000 Verily, it is I play something, play something.

01:18:35.000 Play something.

01:18:36.000 I don't perform.

01:18:37.000 Can you imagine watching this for real?

01:18:43.000 I vowed I would never perform again.

01:18:46.000 But Lady Parts had other plans. 1.00

01:18:48.000 She's our guitarist.

01:18:54.000 No Muslim girls in Britain are allowed to watch this show. 0.99

01:18:58.000 This embowering show about being a Muslim girl in Britain. 1.00

01:19:03.000 You got a problem with my lyrics?

01:19:04.000 You could do less more.

01:19:09.000 See what I mean? 1.00

01:19:10.000 I'm going to fucking murder her. 1.00

01:19:13.000 That's not how women are. 1.00

01:19:16.000 Am I really that bad? 1.00

01:19:17.000 Oh, you know when women sit around a campfire and toast each other and get wasted and then fight a bunch of fucking Sikhs and throw chips in the air? 1.00

01:19:25.000 It's about being heard. 1.00

01:19:26.000 Anyway.

01:19:27.000 What do they smite ye above ye guitar neck?

01:19:29.000 I mean, come on.

01:19:30.000 Yeah, nice one.

01:19:31.000 Thanks.

01:19:35.000 What do we got here?

01:19:39.000 Hey, boys, who would win in a fight?

01:19:40.000 Ryan or Big Ed?

01:19:43.000 Ryan.

01:19:44.000 Thank you.

01:19:44.000 You know who would not win in a fight against Big Ed?

01:19:48.000 Maybe a cricket?

01:19:49.000 An actual human cricket.

01:19:52.000 If Big Ed was hungry?

01:19:53.000 Human cricket.

01:19:55.000 I don't know.

01:19:56.000 Yeah, what does he eat?

01:19:57.000 Whatever he eats.

01:19:59.000 Maybe my eight-year-old and Big Ed would be a good fight?

01:20:02.000 I don't know.

01:20:04.000 I usually watch the live stream until the viewer call and start.

01:20:07.000 I'm not a fan of that segment, but I understand you wanting to be connected to your audience. 0.98

01:20:10.000 I don't fucking care.

01:20:12.000 I gave up watching the live show June 10th. 0.98

01:20:15.000 Constant stopping during the stream.

01:20:17.000 I finally decided to wait for it to post tomorrow.

01:20:19.000 Okay, good to know.

01:20:20.000 Good to know.

01:20:21.000 Thank you, sir.

01:20:24.000 Oh, yeah, the stream crashed before.

01:20:26.000 Oh, it did.

01:20:27.000 Yes.

01:20:28.000 My bad.

01:20:29.000 Good news is...

01:20:30.000 Well, not my bad. 1.00

01:20:31.000 We're in a hot, tiny studio in Manhattan where we're cooking, and the TriCaster is a piece of shit, a used piece of garbage I got from CRTV days. 0.99

01:20:41.000 It's falling apart. 0.99

01:20:42.000 The new studio, which I guess can't exist if we're all, we've fired and we're going under, ostensibly, unless I'm lying, has new TriCaster, 64 degrees at all times. 0.99

01:20:53.000 Shit's going to be smooth. 0.99

01:20:56.000 Smooth. 0.99

01:20:59.000 Long Island, I don't know what that comic was talking about.

01:21:01.000 Dozens of trucks with Trump flags. 0.99

01:21:02.000 I fucking live and I'm all over Long Island for work. 0.99

01:21:05.000 I see three times as many hate has no home here signs as I do pickups with Trump flags. 0.99

01:21:11.000 Like three or four in a week versus every North Shore castle with a hate sign on their tremendous lawns.

01:21:19.000 Yeah, good point, dude.

01:21:23.000 Live stream stopped.

01:21:28.000 Stream is down.

01:21:30.000 No live streams available.

01:21:34.000 I'm trying to keep these all the current ones.

01:21:38.000 I just spit my Johnny Apple CBD gummy across the room.

01:21:42.000 Ingrown hairs in the taint.

01:21:44.000 I like you guys more than a friend.

01:21:46.000 Stream is frozen. 1.00

01:21:48.000 Show crashed, cunts. 0.99

01:21:50.000 Tobin apologizes for wanking it. 0.99

01:21:53.000 Yeah, that's all over the news today.

01:21:55.000 They let him back on.

01:21:56.000 He said he wasn't thinking. 1.00

01:21:58.000 You know, again, I'm of two minds with all this shit. 1.00

01:22:01.000 Like, Hunter Biden said, you better not be giving me Hennessy prices, nigga. 1.00

01:22:05.000 That's how a lot of people talk to each other.

01:22:07.000 It's not a big deal.

01:22:09.000 But because we get canceled for those kind of jokes, I want them to get canceled for it.

01:22:14.000 Jeffrey Toobin accidentally beat off.

01:22:16.000 He wasn't like, hello, ladies.

01:22:19.000 He was just like, oh, this is boring. 0.95

01:22:21.000 I guess I'll have a wank without thinking. 0.98

01:22:24.000 So in a perfect world, in my world, he wouldn't have been canceled, even though I hate his guts. 0.60

01:22:29.000 But you guys started it, so I want him canceled.

01:22:32.000 Anyway, let's hear him confess that he likes to beat his meat.

01:22:40.000 Toobin.

01:22:41.000 Let's bring in CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin to talk about this and more.

01:22:46.000 Hi, Jeffrey.

01:22:47.000 Hello, Alison.

01:22:48.000 Hello.

01:22:48.000 It's been a while.

01:22:49.000 It has been a while.

01:22:50.000 I feel like we should address what's happened in the months since we've seen you, since some of our viewers may not know what has happened.

01:22:59.000 So I guess I'll recap.

01:23:01.000 I'll do the honors.

01:23:04.000 Help yourself.

01:23:05.000 Okay.

01:23:05.000 Now you help yourself.

01:23:06.000 In October, you were on a Zoom call with your colleagues from the New York Foods magazine. 0.95

01:23:13.000 Everyone took a break for several minutes, during which time you were caught masturbating on camera.

01:23:20.000 You were subsequently fired from that job after 27 years of working there. 0.84

01:23:25.000 You hit that hard.

01:23:25.000 Really, laying it all out there.

01:23:28.000 That's really pleasuring yourself for something. 1.00

01:23:30.000 They need ratings so bad that you pulled out what is a below-average cock as far as size goes. 1.00

01:23:36.000 I believe five inches is the national average. 0.99

01:23:38.000 It looked to be about three, which is not uncommon with people like you. 0.94

01:23:42.000 And then you were pumping it and pumping it the same way a pervert would on the street, if I recall. 0.77

01:23:47.000 On leave from Sienna.

01:23:49.000 Do I have all that right?

01:23:50.000 You got it all right.

01:23:51.000 Sad to say.

01:23:53.000 Okay, so let's start there.

01:23:55.000 To quote Jay Leno, what the hell were you thinking?

01:23:59.000 Well, obviously, I wasn't thinking very well or very much, and it was something that was inexplicable to me.

01:24:07.000 I think one point, I wouldn't exactly say in my defense because nothing is really in my defense.

01:24:12.000 I didn't think I was on the call.

01:24:14.000 I did jerk off to the Premier Punch intro, so the grid and the faces got me real confused, and I just...

01:24:19.000 I didn't think other people could see me.

01:24:22.000 You thought that you had turned off your camera?

01:24:24.000 Correct.

01:24:24.000 I thought that I had turned off the Zoom call.

01:24:27.000 Now, that's not.

01:24:27.000 Yeah, I don't care.

01:24:28.000 I'm sick of this. 0.99

01:24:29.000 I don't want to be part of this shit where we chastise people for saying the N-word. 1.00

01:24:33.000 that's their world. 1.00

01:24:35.000 I like to do it for revenge, but I just start to feel dirty.

01:24:38.000 Hey, dear G-Dog and Ryan, we know who killed Ashley Babbitt.

01:24:42.000 And apparently, it's been revealed by slightly offensive.

01:24:48.000 Okay.

01:24:52.000 If you had kids in the room, I want to start by apologizing for showing you such carnage and violence.

01:24:58.000 I understand that those images and videos that you've seen from galaxy came back to you.

01:25:04.000 And be ready for the sh is for that. 0.99

01:25:10.000 Like, you can't send us a fucking hour-long video. 0.99

01:25:14.000 The officer hiding around the corner, peeking his just the tip of his firearm out. 0.99

01:25:18.000 Sending us this because we've seen his wrist.

01:25:20.000 Why were there three officers right next to Ashley Babbitt who felt the need not to issue her a single verbal warning? 0.99

01:25:26.000 Fucking annoying. 0.98

01:25:27.000 He had Capitol Hill on it, and you know, Lieutenant Mike Bird. 0.99

01:25:31.000 It's like, okay, you know, maybe I'll look at him because I knew it was Lieutenant.

01:25:35.000 And once I read that article, I just had a feeling it was him.

01:25:39.000 So then what I also did is I cross-referenced and looked at every black Capitol Hill police officer that was also a lieutenant.

01:25:46.000 Because in the public Congress statements made by Nancy Pelosi and others, they said that they had laid off the lieutenant.

01:25:52.000 And so they already gave us his rank.

01:25:54.000 And so I was looking through lieutenants and I looked through the list of every single black lieutenant that was in the police force.

01:25:59.000 And there wasn't a lot, I'll tell you that.

01:26:02.000 And after that, I continued to do my research and delve into it and really look around for Michael Byrd.

01:26:07.000 And that's when I found his LinkedIn.

01:26:09.000 And upon finding his LinkedIn, he, I mean, as the picture that you showed, he had the same handkerchief, the same kind of tie.

01:26:16.000 If you see in the shooting, he's wearing a pink tie and a pink handkerchief.

01:26:20.000 Why is this Capitol Police officer almost out of dress code, as you would say?

01:26:24.000 Compared to all the other officers around him, why is this guy different?

01:26:28.000 Why is he wearing something different?

01:26:30.000 Because he's wearing a lot of different things.

01:26:30.000 So that's really kind of caught my attention.

01:26:32.000 And after that, I did a lot of facial recognition software with him.

01:26:35.000 I matched his face up with the shooters.

01:26:37.000 Only come to realize that I was on the same lead as a lot of the legal investigators were as well.

01:26:45.000 And I've had the opportunity to work with the legal team, with Ashley Babbitt's legal team.

01:26:48.000 And I can't go into very much detail because of the case being built.

01:26:51.000 And there is a case being built.

01:26:53.000 Contrary to the news saying that there's already been a lawsuit filed, there has not been any lawsuit filed yet.

01:27:00.000 I dug for about, I would say, two and a half months on this guy.

01:27:05.000 I found out his son is very, very anti-police, which that kind of struck a chord with me because how are you anti-police?

01:27:12.000 But your father is a cop.

01:27:14.000 Not uncommon.

01:27:14.000 That doesn't make much sense to me.

01:27:15.000 You know, my family, I come from a family of law enforcement.

01:27:18.000 I respect law enforcement.

01:27:20.000 I love them.

01:27:21.000 And this event really kind of twisted my perception on who's good and who's bad in these industries.

01:27:28.000 And Michael Leroy Bird is his full name.

01:27:33.000 When I came across him and I put out all the details that I had and I was referencing with Daily Beat, I mean all these other news sources, they were all on the exact same trail as me.

01:27:45.000 But you don't hear that because they haven't gone public with it.

01:27:48.000 Why?

01:27:49.000 Because they've all made the same decision not to run the story.

01:27:53.000 And why is that?

01:27:54.000 In any other situation, black, white, anybody unarmed is shot.

01:27:58.000 It's the biggest news story media.

01:28:00.000 I mean, look at George Floyd.

01:28:01.000 You know, I mean, unarmed man.

01:28:03.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:28:06.000 And, I mean, the whole summer of the last summer of riots, that's all that happened.

01:28:11.000 I mean, that was the first time.

01:28:11.000 They'd kill the guy and then protest a funeral.

01:28:14.000 Let's start taking some calls. 0.99

01:28:16.000 Start your thingamadoodle, the bumper. 0.86

01:28:19.000 Engines. 0.99

01:28:20.000 That says fucking, you know, the calls. 1.00

01:28:25.000 Let me get all this shit set up real quick. 1.00

01:28:28.000 Yeah, they would kill him and then protest the funeral. 1.00

01:28:31.000 If it was a white guy. 0.97

01:28:32.000 Yeah, well, with Chauvin, because I'm from Quebec, I keep pronouncing things like Chauvin, Chauvin.

01:28:39.000 Chauvin. 0.99

01:28:40.000 If it was Chauvin, they would have gone to his fuck. 1.00

01:28:42.000 They did go to his house. 0.99

01:28:43.000 What am I talking about?

01:28:44.000 And then they screamed at the cops for protecting him.

01:28:48.000 What are you doing? 1.00

01:28:50.000 He's a piece of shit. 1.00

01:28:52.000 Yeah, well, even if he is, like, if it's Jeffrey Dahmer, we have to protect his house. 1.00

01:28:57.000 We have to have to have a trial first.

01:28:59.000 Have you ever heard of that?

01:29:00.000 It's not the Wild West here, folks. 1.00

01:29:03.000 So the pigs were fucking cunts for not letting the mob kill Derek Chauvin. 1.00

01:29:13.000 You are on the air. 1.00

01:29:16.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00

01:29:18.000 You don't need to learn, share, listen. 1.00

01:29:20.000 Understand why.

01:29:21.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:29:23.000 You have one thing.

01:29:24.000 Thank you for calling.

01:29:25.000 It's great hearing from you.

01:29:27.000 Bye-bye.

01:29:27.000 All right, next call.

01:29:30.000 Bye-bye.

01:29:32.000 Bye.

01:29:33.000 That seems to be the new thing with the kids.

01:29:35.000 Bye.

01:29:36.000 Or is that already ancient news?

01:29:38.000 I think that's been a thing.

01:29:40.000 You've already been a thing.

01:29:42.000 Hell yeah.

01:29:46.000 I got in an argument with my daughter tonight.

01:29:47.000 I go, did you cut your hair?

01:29:49.000 She goes, no.

01:29:50.000 She had a bunch of braids, so it looked in the dark like she had a bob. 0.88

01:29:54.000 She's like, why do you care if I cut my hair or not?

01:29:58.000 It's kind of hard to explain, but that's like the beginning of the end.

01:30:04.000 Like, you can have green hair, blue hair, be a punk rocker, cone spikes, whatever.

01:30:09.000 But when we get to the shaved head level, that's when the Marxists have taken over and you're passing the point of no return.

01:30:21.000 I mean, I have to have a line in the sand somewhere, and that's my line in the sand.

01:30:25.000 Okay, it's not fucking hot out.

01:30:28.000 We got Justin on the line.

01:30:31.000 Hello, how are you?

01:30:34.000 Hey, Gav, how are you, man?

01:30:35.000 I'm good, man.

01:30:37.000 Oh, good.

01:30:38.000 I just wanted to ask you, did you happen to see that YouTube video going around where like the five strangers all take an IQ test?

01:30:47.000 And it's like you got like, there's the one guy who's in the army who graduated high school.

01:30:51.000 And then there's like five other people that graduated college, and then they all rank each other with their IQs.

01:30:57.000 Yes, yes.

01:30:57.000 And did you notice?

01:30:59.000 Did you notice the woman's attitude. 1.00

01:31:01.000 Like, not only did she think that the military guy was a piece of shit retard, but when she spoke about herself, that's not it, Ryan. 0.99

01:31:10.000 That's someone talking about it. 0.99

01:31:12.000 When she spoke about herself, it was just a given that she's a genius because she's like, ah, PhD, I work in biochemistry.

01:31:19.000 I have a social studies degree.

01:31:21.000 And then because she was confident, which is the America we're living in right now, everyone sort of went, yeah, you're ethnically ambiguous.

01:31:29.000 You're talking like you know things.

01:31:31.000 So, yeah, you win.

01:31:33.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:31:33.000 We're going to check it out.

01:31:34.000 That's your one thing.

01:31:37.000 But see if you can. 1.00

01:31:38.000 So he is considered the biggest stupid idiot loser when they do it themselves. 1.00

01:31:43.000 Like they all come to their own conclusions, and she does very well, of course. 1.00

01:31:47.000 And then when they actually do the real test, I think he's the, yeah, he's the second smartest.

01:31:52.000 Is he?

01:31:53.000 No.

01:31:53.000 He's at the front and she's last.

01:31:56.000 I'm Tyler.

01:31:57.000 I'm 21.

01:31:58.000 I'm a high school graduate and I work in the Marine Corps.

01:32:01.000 Boo! 0.99

01:32:02.000 More loser. 0.99

01:32:03.000 I'm a software developer. 0.98

01:32:04.000 I went to Ohio University and I have a bachelor's degree.

01:32:07.000 Marine Corps.

01:32:08.000 I wouldn't mind taking that for a ride.

01:32:10.000 I would mind taking that for a ride.

01:32:12.000 It looks like a spider gave everything to become a human.

01:32:16.000 Carolina and undergrad, I would say that's a good idea.

01:32:17.000 Except the RBI, which said, okay, sort of.

01:32:20.000 My name is Sean.

01:32:21.000 I'm 27.

01:32:22.000 I'm the director of social media for a company, and I also work for a agency.

01:32:27.000 Absolutely.

01:32:29.000 He's the same for both, by the way. 0.97

01:32:31.000 Which I think everyone knows gays are kind of below average. 0.98

01:32:35.000 Like PC people, racists, everyone. 1.00

01:32:39.000 Reality, they're all on the same page with the eccentric homos. 1.00

01:32:43.000 He belows over average, though. 0.97

01:32:44.000 Yeah.

01:32:45.000 Budget, undergrad.

01:32:46.000 I went to the Boyola Mare Mountain University.

01:32:48.000 Hi, everybody.

01:32:48.000 I'm Ray.

01:32:49.000 I'm 24.

01:32:50.000 I graduated with a bachelor's degree in Harvey recently on my work in consulting.

01:32:54.000 Oh, no, you're a baby.

01:32:56.000 I know.

01:32:56.000 The whole thing is age of factor.

01:32:58.000 Yeah, it gives you like years of experience.

01:33:00.000 Like this psalm. 0.99

01:33:01.000 We need a slightly chubby white girl, and I may not be the smartest, but I'm the one you want to fuck the most in this, and you'll probably think about me for the next three days. 1.00

01:33:12.000 What intelligence means everybody. 0.99

01:33:13.000 Wait, what did she say?

01:33:16.000 Like this psalm.

01:33:17.000 We need a...

01:33:18.000 Maybe it's good to identify what intelligence means everybody.

01:33:21.000 I think intelligence is better defined as your adaptability and your problem-solving skills. 1.00

01:33:26.000 Stupid. 1.00

01:33:26.000 More than it is your education. 1.00

01:33:28.000 Obviously, like the education, the stuff you've been through.

01:33:30.000 This can be hard to find during a call thing, but when she talks about herself, that might be it.

01:33:35.000 You may have just passed it.

01:33:38.000 For me personally, I think intelligence is both AQ, IQ, and that common sense, street smart intelligence, all of that combined.

01:33:45.000 People consciously are everything.

01:33:48.000 Does anyone have any like initials?

01:33:51.000 To be honest, I don't know why I'm done going first.

01:33:55.000 I feel like I have a good combination of both.

01:33:58.000 No, from Yale, I don't have a PhD.

01:34:00.000 But what I lack in those areas.

01:34:02.000 I might have been her.

01:34:06.000 Intelligence.

01:34:06.000 I'm very much.

01:34:07.000 Does that make sense?

01:34:09.000 I strongly disagree with you don't get better at learning.

01:34:13.000 The idea that you can get better at learning is a pretty big signifier of intelligence.

01:34:17.000 I'm very much dyslexic.

01:34:18.000 I have ADHD and I'm on the autism spectrum.

01:34:22.000 Dyslexia means that they're...

01:34:23.000 Come with a bunch of fancy words for it.

01:34:25.000 But go ahead.

01:34:26.000 I guess we're not going to find it, but it's just amazing how she describes herself.

01:34:30.000 At least one college.

01:34:32.000 The importance of formality.

01:34:33.000 Oh, the spider.

01:34:34.000 Yeah.

01:34:35.000 Do you think I was talking about a spide for? 1.00

01:34:36.000 Do you think I was talking about my surroundings?

01:34:38.000 My own skill set, my emotional intelligence, as well as my social intelligence.

01:34:41.000 Besides my education and background, I feel like I have high emotional intelligence and I'm aware of my surroundings.

01:34:48.000 As a software developer, my problem-solving skills are obviously topics.

01:34:52.000 Further down, this is wasting your way.

01:34:54.000 My whole life, I've kind of had to fight and be seen as intelligent.

01:34:58.000 I know what I'm about, and I'm sure of that.

01:35:00.000 Wait, this isn't the video.

01:35:01.000 This is the way I'm going to go to the next one.

01:35:04.000 Oh, there's two videos about the same thing.

01:35:06.000 Anyway, so there's define the intelligence, and then they rate themselves, and she does very well.

01:35:11.000 Everyone who's got a loud mouth does very well, and the white guys last. 0.93

01:35:15.000 And then they actually, oh, there we go.

01:35:17.000 There she is last.

01:35:19.000 Look at her.

01:35:19.000 She's so pissed off.

01:35:21.000 Because they all, she bullied everyone else into making the Marine Corps guy the stupid fucking loser. 1.00

01:35:27.000 And there she is. 1.00

01:35:29.000 Slightly above average. 1.00

01:35:30.000 Dumbass bitch. 1.00

01:35:32.000 Okay, we didn't present that very well, but you get the idea. 1.00

01:35:34.000 You can look it up.

01:35:35.000 Uh-oh.

01:35:36.000 Pooped. 0.94

01:35:37.000 I may have shit my pants. 0.71

01:35:38.000 Okay. 0.95

01:35:39.000 David's calling.

01:35:42.000 David?

01:35:44.000 David?

01:35:44.000 Maybe not, but you're on the line.

01:35:45.000 How's it going, man?

01:35:47.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:35:49.000 Yo.

01:35:50.000 Hey, it's Philip Daggett.

01:35:54.000 What?

01:35:55.000 Philip Daggett?

01:35:55.000 Philip Daggett from the north, from Maine.

01:35:58.000 Yeah, I don't care what your name is.

01:35:59.000 What do you gotta say?

01:36:02.000 I gotta say that Gavin McKinnis eats the bada plain young girdle.

01:36:08.000 Did you guys hear that song?

01:36:10.000 No?

01:36:12.000 It sounds mean towards me, huh?

01:36:14.000 I got a story for you, okay?

01:36:15.000 Just a little anecdote.

01:36:17.000 Listen up.

01:36:19.000 I'm creating a hotel, and I call it the Barge Inn.

01:36:23.000 Barge Inn.

01:36:24.000 Okay?

01:36:24.000 Good name.

01:36:25.000 Barge Inn.

01:36:27.000 It's a hotel with no locks on the doors, but pre-closed circuit television.

01:36:33.000 They get the barge in.

01:36:35.000 Hope you're not tired.

01:36:41.000 That's all I got to say, anyway.

01:36:43.000 I don't really get it.

01:36:46.000 Okay, the barge in.

01:36:47.000 You know, you don't get the barge in?

01:36:51.000 Well, I get that part.

01:36:53.000 Okay, it's a motel I'm making, man.

01:36:56.000 It's a motel.

01:36:58.000 Yeah, and what's this three-click circuit TVs?

01:37:04.000 Oh, I get you.

01:37:04.000 So you will barge in.

01:37:06.000 Yeah, that's a great idea.

01:37:07.000 Thank for your call.

01:37:08.000 I'm glad you finally got through.

01:37:09.000 That was definitely worth it.

01:37:11.000 Did you know?

01:37:12.000 Have I said this yet? 1.00

01:37:14.000 So in Canada, you need to stay at their stupid hotels after you get there to be quarantined. 1.00

01:37:20.000 So they test you when you arrive, no matter what your results are, and then they keep you at a hotel for $2,000, three nights for $700 a night, and to make sure you are not going to spread the fucking disease. 0.99

01:37:33.000 So, what people are doing is they're leaving the hotel, as one would, right? 0.93

01:37:38.000 So, they reluctantly pay the $2,000 to come home to their home country, and then they abscond.

01:37:49.000 And they'll say, We came to check on you.

01:37:50.000 Yeah, I was there.

01:37:51.000 Well, the door was locked.

01:37:52.000 Yeah, I was there.

01:37:53.000 So, they go, well, that's a lie.

01:37:54.000 So, what they did is they removed the locks from all the doors.

01:37:58.000 So then these hotels became the barge inn.

01:38:03.000 And with the locks removed, you're never going to guess what happened in a million years. 0.86

01:38:07.000 A woman was raped. 0.99

01:38:09.000 Some fucking creep hears that there's lockless rooms. 1.00

01:38:14.000 He hears about the literal barge inn, and he goes and rapes a fucking woman. 1.00

01:38:19.000 This is Justin Trudeau. 1.00

01:38:21.000 This is the government handling our problems and fixing everything for us.

01:38:26.000 You know, there's a quiz. 0.97

01:38:29.000 Maybe we'll do a show tomorrow and show you this quiz this libertarian did where he asks you to guess between heavily quarantined and really careful cities and cities that didn't do jack shit. 0.57

01:38:42.000 And they show us the number of cases and everything. 0.99

01:38:44.000 It's the fucking same. 0.99

01:38:46.000 It's a flip a coin. 0.99

01:38:49.000 Today, Larry Barnes, there was two giants fighting, like six, five.

01:38:55.000 And they were sort of just feeling each other out in the first round.

01:38:58.000 And Larry, you know, he works 14 hours a day.

01:39:01.000 And he's all slumped in the couch.

01:39:02.000 And I think we've finally gotten to the point where, you know, I can talk to him like a friend.

01:39:07.000 Like, I know that sounds facile, but like a brother.

01:39:11.000 And he's all slumped in the couch.

01:39:13.000 And I go, out of these two guys, what do you got?

01:39:15.000 And he looks at me and goes, flip a coin.

01:39:22.000 You know what else he said in the same conversation?

01:39:24.000 I saw him eating fruit salad for, he's trying to lose weight again. 0.98

01:39:29.000 He's fucking skinny, but I don't know. 0.98

01:39:31.000 He wants to get down to like 120. 0.99

01:39:34.000 And maybe 150, 40.

01:39:37.000 But anyway, he's having fruit salad for breakfast, and that's when I was there around 9.

01:39:42.000 And then I go, when do you eat again?

01:39:44.000 And he goes, oh, I don't know.

01:39:45.000 Like, well, his second meal, by the way, is also fruit.

01:39:49.000 And then he doesn't eat it after that from 12 till the next day at 9 a.m. 0.96

01:39:54.000 So like fucking 12 to 12, 9, 20 hours, 21 hours. 0.97

01:40:01.000 Total is 12, 12, 9. 0.99

01:40:03.000 Yeah.

01:40:05.000 And I go, so your dinner is basically your second meal.

01:40:11.000 And when is your second meal?

01:40:12.000 And he goes, I don't know, like about 12.01.

01:40:16.000 About 12.01.

01:40:19.000 Roughly.

01:40:21.000 Speaking of roughly, somebody found it in the chat.

01:40:24.000 Oh, yeah, that was great.

01:40:25.000 Donnie B. Let's blow that up again just for fun.

01:40:28.000 This is the feminist activist lesbian. 1.00

01:40:32.000 So wait a minute. 1.00

01:40:33.000 You're a lesbian. 1.00

01:40:34.000 So you know what you are? 0.93

01:40:35.000 You know what this woman really is? 1.00

01:40:38.000 A fucking deranged pervert, straight man like me. 1.00

01:40:44.000 Who like I could see if I was really, really horny and I see a woman's panties and like I'm dating her, I could see like going and sniffing her used panties, right? 1.00

01:40:54.000 That's me being depraved. 0.90

01:40:56.000 As a subscriber mentioned on one of the other shows, when they get in these women's panties and these nylons, that's what they're doing. 0.92

01:41:05.000 They're not like, hi, I'm a lady.

01:41:07.000 They're like, I have the bra on my body.

01:41:11.000 Like Sounds of the Lambs. 1.00

01:41:13.000 Ooh, I got the panties on my cock. 1.00

01:41:16.000 I can feel where her pussy would go if she were to wear said underwear. 1.00

01:41:20.000 It's not like they wear it alone in the house, like, hello, I'm doing the dishes. 1.00

01:41:25.000 They're just like, I got a wig on. 0.99

01:41:30.000 I'm fucking femininity and women so deep, I'm in them. 1.00

01:41:35.000 Not just fucking them. 1.00

01:41:36.000 My whole skin is in a woman. 1.00

01:41:38.000 I'm not fucking a woman. 1.00

01:41:39.000 I'm a fucking woman. 1.00

01:41:40.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:41:42.000 So the fact that this military vet calls himself a woman shows what a fucking disgusting perverty is. 0.99

01:41:50.000 But vaguely threatening gesture and stance, the woman meekly clasping her hands together in fear, the difference in size between his massive skull and hers, his caveman tear slouch making him look like a hunchback versus her standing up straight, the remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks, 0.99

01:42:10.000 the intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers, the sheer difference in size between their torsos.

01:42:18.000 This is probably double the size of hers, his masculine profile with his chin jutting out and his longer face versus her wider face.

01:42:25.000 I could go on, but you get the idea.

01:42:27.000 Let's go up.

01:42:27.000 Let's see it again.

01:42:28.000 It's one of my favorite pictures.

01:42:30.000 I might have an oil painting done.

01:42:32.000 And what I love about her body language is she's so eager to learn.

01:42:36.000 She's like, okay, this is confusing because you look like a military vet who's a deranged pervert who wants to be in women's skin and your arms are sunburned. 0.81

01:42:44.000 But let me try to figure this out because I want to acquiesce. 0.96

01:42:49.000 I want to be part of the mainstream.

01:42:53.000 And you look like Mr. Moon from McDonald's.

01:42:58.000 All right, next call.

01:43:00.000 That's a throwback, Mr. Moon.

01:43:03.000 Steven, gay family. 0.98

01:43:07.000 What's up, guys?

01:43:08.000 How's it going?

01:43:09.000 Hey, man. 0.98

01:43:13.000 Holy shit, where do we even begin with this? 0.99

01:43:16.000 I have a situation where my wife's sister-in-law made this whole to-do today on social media about her coming out as not only by. 0.99

01:43:32.000 Stop, stop.

01:43:33.000 Your wife's sister-in-law? 0.66

01:43:35.000 Isn't that your sister?

01:43:39.000 No.

01:43:40.000 Okay, so like my wife's sister-in-law, my sister-in-law, that's another whole thing.

01:43:45.000 What do you call that person who's the woman who is married to my sister's brother?

01:43:52.000 Oh.

01:43:53.000 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1.00

01:43:54.000 I'm just being stupid. 0.99

01:43:56.000 Yeah, it's her sister-in-law, not yours. 0.99

01:43:59.000 Yeah.

01:43:59.000 Okay, sorry to slow it down.

01:44:01.000 I got you.

01:44:03.000 It's okay.

01:44:04.000 Gotta leave, dude.

01:44:06.000 So she makes this whole to-do today about coming out as bisexual, either due to all the stuff about Pride Month coming out, and maybe she felt encouraged to,

01:44:22.000 I don't know, get in on all this stuff.

01:44:27.000 Maybe a bunch of friends maybe made her feel like this was the thing to do.

01:44:33.000 But I mean, we're both floored because she's got a husband and two kids, and she's changing her pronouns to they, them. 1.00

01:44:45.000 And mind you, this is maybe a month before we're all about to go on a family trip with my wife's mom and dad, her brother, everyone else to Disney World,

01:45:03.000 where all these kids are going to have to go through this effort to try and relearn who their aunt is if she's even an aunt anymore.

01:45:13.000 But wait.

01:45:15.000 So she's changing her gender, too. 0.99

01:45:19.000 Yeah.

01:45:20.000 But to non-binary.

01:45:22.000 So maybe there's a hint of a prayer here.

01:45:29.000 Are they getting divorced?

01:45:32.000 Say that again. 0.71

01:45:33.000 Is the sister-in-law divorcing her husband? 0.96

01:45:37.000 No, they're still together.

01:45:40.000 The husband apparently is her biggest advocate in this whole effort.

01:45:44.000 And he's going to be getting threesomes.

01:45:46.000 So the real announcement there is, hi, everyone.

01:45:49.000 I want you to know my husband and I are going to be pursuing threesomes. 0.99

01:45:53.000 To which maybe two of the guys give the guy a high five, and then we drop it.

01:45:59.000 This does not, this is a new kink that a couple has developed.

01:46:03.000 It's nobody's business but their own. 1.00

01:46:06.000 Why announce it to the fucking family? 1.00

01:46:08.000 You know, my advice to you would be to just smile, quietly roll your eyes, try to keep the peace. 1.00

01:46:16.000 And even if there's another guy that wants to start some shit, I would say, dude, let's just... 0.96

01:46:22.000 And if she, unless they start getting into the kids and telling the kids how important it is to be by, that's when you draw the line. 0.99

01:46:29.000 You've got to have a line in the sand. 0.97

01:46:30.000 But as far as them just being normal with the kids and bothering you with their bullshit, you just got to smile and be like, okay. 0.99

01:46:38.000 Like, what if they said that they have superpowers and they're X-Men? 0.99

01:46:41.000 You just be like, okay, that's great.

01:46:44.000 I wish you nothing but the best.

01:46:46.000 I'm a psychic now.

01:46:47.000 I'm clairvoyant.

01:46:49.000 I'm going to be taking, I'm going to be predicting the future for a living.

01:46:52.000 Okay.

01:46:53.000 That's great.

01:46:56.000 You know?

01:46:59.000 Yeah.

01:47:01.000 It's sad.

01:47:01.000 And it's supposed to be the 40th anniversary of my wife's parents.

01:47:09.000 And that's why they're coming overseas in order to send everyone over to Disney World.

01:47:14.000 And, you know, we'll do our best to still, you know, she's still a family member and we still love her, but what the hell?

01:47:22.000 It's sad.

01:47:23.000 It's their problem.

01:47:24.000 Don't make it your problem.

01:47:26.000 Don't get involved.

01:47:28.000 It's like when a crazy person comes up to you at the bar.

01:47:31.000 Don't engage.

01:47:34.000 All right.

01:47:34.000 Thanks for calling.

01:47:36.000 I'm a firm believer, too, as these women try to inject their politics into the family because they do it online and they get their little world. 1.00

01:47:45.000 They think, I have to be an activist.

01:47:47.000 So they go, I know, I'll bring it to my parents' 40th anniversary. 0.99

01:47:50.000 And as someone who gives a shit about their 40th anniversary, you say, can you not do that here? 0.99

01:47:56.000 Don't fucking bother. 0.99

01:47:58.000 Let them rant. 1.00

01:48:00.000 Let them be imbeciles. 1.00

01:48:02.000 It's not worth it. 1.00

01:48:02.000 As long as they don't bring that shit to the kids, just smile. 1.00

01:48:06.000 And then if you get some leeway, you feel like you have some room, you might be able to fuck with them and have a laugh, asking them some tough questions. 1.00

01:48:14.000 But she's clearly just shown that she's a self-absorbed moron. 1.00

01:48:19.000 And what are you going to do with that? 1.00

01:48:20.000 Teach her to be magnanimous and care about other people?

01:48:26.000 No.

01:48:27.000 See Willie, 757 online.

01:48:32.000 Oi, boys.

01:48:33.000 Oi.

01:48:35.000 Oi! 0.98

01:48:36.000 Hey, so I was the feller that had talked to Chadwick about how the Air Force is going with, you know, all the PC culture and stuff.

01:48:45.000 And I sent a thing into the mailbag just probably about 20 minutes ago about weird thing that I came across from one of my security guys that, you know, in the IC community, he's like kind of like the guy who monitors everything and kind of fills us in on like some weird stuff going on.

01:49:05.000 And he saw this thing that apparently there was a patent for one of the COVID tests that I recently also looked up and found that Reuters supposedly debunked it.

01:49:17.000 But as an Intel guy and like seeing the way things are in the world, like I trust but verify and like, yeah, okay, Reuters says it's fake, but it's pretty weird that it's up on the Google patents list. 0.54

01:49:30.000 And essentially, it was put in and applied for a patent, one of these COVID tests back in like 2015, which I was like, well, that's fucking weird.

01:49:42.000 And, you know, there's all this like disinformation out there right now. 0.99

01:49:46.000 And it's just gotten to this point where like I, as a guy who's, you know, working for Uncle Sam, like there's a lot of shady shit going on where like I, I, I mean, I trust the people that I work with, but you know, how you say like, fuck the cops, 1.00

01:50:02.000 this is boss, or fuck the top brass. 0.98

01:50:04.000 Like, there's a lot of stuff going on where like I'm very concerned about, you know, where my leadership, especially, you know, with current administration and everything and, you know, all this like deep state shit, like where I'm going to be as like, you know, someone who's representing, 0.99

01:50:21.000 you know, United States military, especially in the IC community, it's like, there's a lot of stuff where it's like more and more stuff.

01:50:28.000 And you and Camille talked about like, you know, like how all this stuff's starting to come out now where it's like they were saying like Trump was clearing out and having the photo op of all that stuff.

01:50:39.000 Like, there's just more and more stuff that, like, slowly but gradually, they're kind of leaking things, like, subtly, like, where they're like, oh, well, this stuff was true or not.

01:50:49.000 But, like, most recently, it was like with that COVID subject, I saw the Reuters thing, and it was within a reasonable amount of time, last couple of years, saying that, oh, this is fake.

01:50:58.000 But I would not be surprised if this was like a legit thing because there was some, I think Alex Jones covered it talking about like this whole plan back in the day with like Fauci and like all these other elitists like talking about like a simulated plan,

01:51:14.000 like a pandemic type thing and how they actually had called it like SARS II.

01:51:21.000 And like, it's just, it's gotten to the point where like, I'm trying to do my regular job.

01:51:25.000 My main concern is like, you know, killing ISIS and fighting the bad guys across the seas, but it's hard as also, you know, just a straight up American citizen to sit back and like, okay, my main job is to fight the war abroad, but there's just so much going on that like internally that it's just like,

01:51:43.000 do we need to look inwards and like, is ISIS really or Russia?

01:51:49.000 I mean, I feel like China is a huge issue, but there's people in bed with them too that are coming from the domestic aspect too.

01:51:56.000 You know, like it's pretty daunting.

01:51:58.000 And I've only been in the military for a little bit of time, but I'm like, it's tough.

01:52:04.000 And a lot of people just kind of turn a blind eye.

01:52:06.000 They try to be apolitical.

01:52:08.000 So everybody gets along and everybody's trying to be PC. 0.99

01:52:12.000 But there's a good amount of people as I slowly go through, especially in the fighter community, like that are coming out on side conversations like, yo, did you take a look at this shit? 0.97

01:52:23.000 And they look to me because I'm like, you know, the intel guy. 0.91

01:52:26.000 I'm supposed to be looking through all these different levels of things and try to see what's going on in the world.

01:52:33.000 And if I ask about this type of thing, it's like there's a stigma against it or I'm like a conspiracy theorist.

01:52:40.000 So I usually just, I take notes, I listen, but I don't like speak out because I'm not any position of power.

01:52:47.000 And, you know, ideally, I'd like to stay in and do my 20 years, but it's tough.

01:52:52.000 Like, it's hard to look at it and just stick with it when I see all these things that are happening off to the side when my focus is supposed to be against the threat of the money.

01:53:01.000 We got you.

01:53:02.000 Thanks for watching.

01:53:02.000 Thanks, Colleen.

01:53:05.000 The intelligence agency appears to be totally infiltrated by these woke Harvard grads, these Yale grads.

01:53:10.000 Jack Pasobic talks about this a lot, where it's dead.

01:53:13.000 And we keep hearing about leadership in the military all over the Western world, especially in Britain, where these new recruits are lethargic because they have no sense of nationalism, no sense of pride.

01:53:25.000 Grit is about all they have left.

01:53:27.000 I don't even know if they have grit here in America with the new military, or at least it's discouraged from the top brass.

01:53:35.000 The FBI, the CIA, they seem to think that the January 6th meandering was the biggest threat to America, despite totally allowing, what is it now, 16 months of rioting from the alt left.

01:53:48.000 That's totally accepted.

01:53:50.000 And judges are equally as corrupt.

01:53:53.000 Our whole justice system has been infiltrated by woke culture.

01:53:57.000 My advice to you would be that if you choose to stray from the path that you've been taught, don't expect help and don't get caught, to quote Krass.

01:54:06.000 I mean, if I was working in AI and I, or not AI, but intelligence and IT, and I started to see these things, you know, I don't want to get killed.

01:54:18.000 I don't want to go to jail for 30 years, but I also don't want to work there if we're not doing what I signed up for.

01:54:25.000 So I would gently, carefully, keeping my family safety in mind, push it to see what exactly is going on.

01:54:34.000 And if that gets me to a point where, you know, I've jeopardized my job, then so be it.

01:54:43.000 You know, get fired.

01:54:46.000 Get in trouble.

01:54:48.000 Be brave.

01:54:49.000 Get destructive.

01:54:50.000 And never stop fighting.

01:54:56.000 Road boy, it's a white boy summer. 0.94

01:54:58.000 Back jazz.

01:55:00.000 Road boy.

01:55:01.000 It's a white boy summer. 0.88

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 16, 2021

GOML LIVE #102 - WHITE BOY SUMMER

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