Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 30, 2021


GOML LIVE #128 - NEW YEAR'S EVE EVE BEARS


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Length

53 minutes

Words per minute

165.00468

Word count

8,803

Sentence count

1,125

Harmful content

Misogyny

48

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Hate speech

62

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Summary

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It's the last episode of the year, and it's not live, but it's a good one. We talk about what we're looking forward to in the new year, the holidays, and what we would be into if we were gay.

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00:00:14.000 I'm from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Jeff My Long with Devin McGinnis.
00:00:55.000 That was Bear Force One, a group of homosexuals from the Netherlands who are doing covers there. 1.00
00:01:03.000 They're all bears.
00:01:04.000 We know what bears are, right?
00:01:05.000 Those are gays who are hairy and big and burly. 1.00
00:01:09.000 I feel like if I was a gay, that would be my jam.
00:01:11.000 This sounds very gay.
00:01:13.000 It is, Tony.
00:01:14.000 I'd like to welcome Maddie Odell back to the forefront.
00:01:17.000 Hello, everybody.
00:01:18.000 This will not be a normal episode.
00:01:20.000 We're not taking calls.
00:01:21.000 This is a holiday up.
00:01:23.000 It's not live.
00:01:25.000 Tomorrow, though, we will do New Year's Eve, and it will be live.
00:01:28.000 And we're going to ring in the new year with you.
00:01:32.000 We'll do some highlights over the years, and we'll totally get hammered, and then we'll do the countdown together.
00:01:38.000 10, 9, 8.
00:01:40.000 Right, Ryan?
00:01:41.000 Correct.
00:01:42.000 You can make graphics for that.
00:01:43.000 We've got a whole week.
00:01:46.000 Right?
00:01:46.000 Yes.
00:01:48.000 Why are you so reluctant?
00:01:49.000 You demand a week off?
00:02:00.000 Plug plug in?
00:02:03.000 Sounds good.
00:02:04.000 What kind of guys would you be into if you were gay, Maddie?
00:02:11.000 I don't know.
00:02:12.000 If I were gay and I really liked women the way I like women now, I want to have like some trans dude that looked like Ariana Grande or something.
00:02:21.000 You got to take a guy in a guy's form.
00:02:24.000 Yeah, you got to take what you guys.
00:02:26.000 And then you got to use those same parameters, make it a chick. 0.98
00:02:30.000 Like, I like pulcritudinous, busty, not necessarily busty, but big-ass women. 1.00
00:02:37.000 Yeah.
00:02:37.000 I'm an ass.
00:02:38.000 I'm a fan of the ass.
00:02:39.000 I don't like them too young.
00:02:40.000 So I like women. 1.00
00:02:43.000 Yeah.
00:02:44.000 Therefore, I would probably like men, like burly, tough, hairy bears.
00:02:50.000 I think I would be into bears.
00:02:51.000 I wouldn't like a David Beckham because I don't like that in chicks. 1.00
00:02:55.000 Yeah.
00:02:56.000 I'd want to.
00:02:57.000 Yeah, I tend to like girls that are. 1.00
00:03:00.000 No, that's too hot.
00:03:01.000 I wouldn't like hot guys.
00:03:03.000 Yeah, I like girls on the thicker side myself. 0.95
00:03:06.000 Right.
00:03:07.000 And I'm not into like supermodel like cheerleader types.
00:03:10.000 No.
00:03:11.000 So I wouldn't be into those kind of guys.
00:03:12.000 I'd want like a Tony Soprano Artie Lang.
00:03:15.000 That's a tough one, eh?
00:03:16.000 You put those two together.
00:03:18.000 So like a Maddie type. 0.98
00:03:19.000 Yeah, I'd want to fuck Maddie. 1.00
00:03:20.000 That's uncomfortable.
00:03:22.000 Hey, two thumbs up.
00:03:24.000 I think this would be probably my type.
00:03:26.000 You'd be into nerds, Ryan?
00:03:28.000 Yeah, fat nerds who are old. 0.98
00:03:30.000 Fat old nerds. 0.99
00:03:32.000 For nerds.
00:03:33.000 I don't even know what your type is, Ryan.
00:03:35.000 Every girlfriend I've seen you with has been nothing like the other one.
00:03:40.000 Huh.
00:03:41.000 You know, he was single when I met him.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, he's like with a black chick for a while. 0.86
00:03:46.000 He's with a lesbian for a while.
00:03:48.000 Not a lesbian. 1.00
00:03:48.000 I think he's so lazy that he just goes with whatever girl hits on him. 1.00
00:03:54.000 So he's like, yeah, I could see my way around that.
00:03:56.000 I'm in.
00:03:57.000 That's natural.
00:04:01.000 I've declined a lot of broads via DM that are perfectly good looking, but it's just not.
00:04:09.000 You can't be in a relationship at the time.
00:04:11.000 Have we seen you yet?
00:04:12.000 Let's see your new.
00:04:13.000 CU.
00:04:14.000 CUs, people.
00:04:15.000 Hein's too good for you. 0.95
00:04:16.000 Blurry as usual.
00:04:18.000 Ruining his job as usual.
00:04:21.000 Now you're crisp.
00:04:22.000 Oh, so you have to move for the camera to know what's what?
00:04:26.000 Yeah.
00:04:27.000 The camera should just be able to, like, you just permanently tell it, fuck the mic.
00:04:31.000 I hate the mic.
00:04:33.000 Yeah.
00:04:33.000 Well, you can set it and then take the autofocus off.
00:04:36.000 I set it for where it's right at his.
00:04:38.000 I do a manual area.
00:04:39.000 I'm going to set this all the time.
00:04:41.000 And look at this.
00:04:42.000 I set it.
00:04:43.000 And you watch.
00:04:43.000 Look, this is me fine-tuning it.
00:04:45.000 Perfect, right?
00:04:46.000 Yep.
00:04:46.000 It doesn't stay that way.
00:04:48.000 Okay, go to me now and know you.
00:04:51.000 Know you.
00:04:52.000 No you.
00:04:53.000 And then I move around.
00:04:54.000 Okay, now come back to you.
00:04:57.000 Perfectly focused.
00:04:58.000 It's off auto, but I promise.
00:05:01.000 Right, because now it won't automatically try to refocus.
00:05:04.000 That's usually how it is, but watch.
00:05:05.000 When you come back to me a little later, I'll be a little tiny fuzzy, yeah.
00:05:10.000 These cameras have gotten too good.
00:05:13.000 They think they're smarter than you.
00:05:14.000 I think that's exactly what it is.
00:05:16.000 Remember that we showed that fight a million years ago?
00:05:18.000 The guy who bottled that other guy in Britain?
00:05:20.000 It was a fight that happened with a dog because a dog bit another dog and there was this drunk who kept doing sucker punches and he had a beer in his hand.
00:05:28.000 At one point, the camera goes near the sun and everything turns to black.
00:05:31.000 Like, leave me alone, robots.
00:05:33.000 I got this.
00:05:34.000 AI is becoming too much.
00:05:36.000 Yeah.
00:05:37.000 It's too much indecence.
00:05:44.000 Wow, you found that fast.
00:05:45.000 I'll fucking bottle you.
00:05:46.000 It's pretty easy to find dog, bite, fight, bottle.
00:05:51.000 This is the only video of its dog bites, fight, hit with bottle.
00:05:58.000 I've been obsessed with British hooligans recently.
00:06:02.000 EastEnders.
00:06:03.000 Look at that fucking idiot. 0.96
00:06:05.000 I'll bottle you.
00:06:11.000 And then he goes after the other guy?
00:06:13.000 Well, let me defend him.
00:06:16.000 He senses that the mob is under the misconception that he heard a dog.
00:06:20.000 So he knows that when one comes in, they're all going to come in.
00:06:26.000 So the sucker punch guy had already left, and that was the main confronting guy.
00:06:30.000 So he thought, I better just bottle this guy and keep back the mob and show that I'm not fucking around rather than be the perfect sheriff who gets the exact bad guy.
00:06:40.000 Like when I was at Deploraball and that Antifa dude crossed our line, I had to punch him to show the mob of 500 people throwing batteries, piss, and shit at us that we're not going to give you an in.
00:06:54.000 Because just like with hyenas, once the first hyena gets the first bite into the lion's neck, now you're covered in fucking hyenas.
00:07:02.000 That's what I did to the Antifa kid in NYU. 0.99
00:07:04.000 I punched the kid in front of me who hadn't really done anything to me yet because I got sucker punched in the back.
00:07:08.000 And I was like, that guy will be engaged in a matter of seconds.
00:07:12.000 Exact same story.
00:07:12.000 You must be punched.
00:07:14.000 Look at this.
00:07:15.000 This is my personal footage.
00:07:18.000 How are you so good at your job for once in your life?
00:07:21.000 Now you're jumping a DC and you have it all ready?
00:07:24.000 That's the mob I was talking about.
00:07:25.000 You think I'm exaggerating.
00:07:27.000 There's 500 people there waiting to kill us and there was a kill list.
00:07:31.000 It's funny how the left complains and talks about proud boys and violence and stuff.
00:07:35.000 Here are a bunch of guys in suits taking ladies to a ball in D.C. where women who are MAGA in D.C. have no hope of finding a mate.
00:07:44.000 So when there's an event like that, all their eggs are in that basket.
00:07:47.000 All their chips are down.
00:07:49.000 Is that you lunging over Ryan?
00:07:52.000 No, I was the one holding the camera there, but...
00:07:54.000 No.
00:07:55.000 Play that clip again.
00:07:56.000 Who's like jumping?
00:07:58.000 It looks like you.
00:07:59.000 Let me see here.
00:08:03.000 Right there.
00:08:05.000 Yes, that is me.
00:08:06.000 Oh, it's Kevin.
00:08:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:07.000 That's me punching a guy, and you know what I felt on my fist is all teeth.
00:08:12.000 Because he was so surprised that I punched him, that he was like this when the fist was in the air.
00:08:20.000 Because he said, you want to go?
00:08:22.000 And I go, yes, I'd love to go.
00:08:24.000 And I hit his teeth.
00:08:28.000 And then the mob went, okay.
00:08:29.000 Because even though there's 500 of them, they're not courageous enough to attack.
00:08:33.000 Look at this.
00:08:33.000 Perfect example of courageous.
00:08:35.000 Nazi scum!
00:08:36.000 What was that chant?
00:08:38.000 Nazi scum. 0.73
00:08:42.000 It was Nazi scum, actually, yes. 0.90
00:08:45.000 Nazi scum. 0.73
00:08:48.000 Like those chants are going to make anyone go, that sucks.
00:08:52.000 Yeah.
00:08:52.000 This chant's pretty good.
00:08:53.000 I'm Nazi scum.
00:08:56.000 Looks like Neil Orange.
00:08:58.000 The shoe on head guy there.
00:09:01.000 Oh, that guy.
00:09:01.000 I like him.
00:09:02.000 His face is racist.
00:09:03.000 They were talking about Trump there.
00:09:06.000 Was that Kazi, the little black guy that you saw on the show? 0.93
00:09:10.000 No.
00:09:11.000 Kazi Kozo.
00:09:15.000 Yeah, that was a ball.
00:09:16.000 They put out a kill list on who to attack, who's going.
00:09:19.000 Antifa had all that information.
00:09:22.000 No thanks to the FBI.
00:09:23.000 They didn't do shit, but Project Veritas discovered that Antifa were preparing to gas the building.
00:09:28.000 Well, see, I can't understand why they weren't arrested for conspiracy to commit terrorist acts.
00:09:35.000 Because once you put a list together and you gather and you actually go there, those are your three overt acts.
00:09:40.000 Three overt acts.
00:09:41.000 One, a kill list.
00:09:43.000 Cassandra Fairbanks, me, all listed our faces, what we're going to be doing, when we're going to be there, how to get us.
00:09:50.000 Dissemination of that.
00:09:51.000 Dissemination of that.
00:09:52.000 That's one.
00:09:52.000 And then going.
00:09:54.000 Going.
00:09:54.000 Number two, they planned a gas attack on the Deplorable.
00:09:59.000 It was like some gas that makes you projectile vomit.
00:10:02.000 What is it?
00:10:02.000 Butric acid or something like that?
00:10:04.000 Jesus.
00:10:05.000 And then three, they planned to derail trains that were on their way to D.C. They were going to derail the fucking trains.
00:10:14.000 Call me old-fashioned.
00:10:15.000 That's probably a big deal.
00:10:17.000 Yeah.
00:10:18.000 That probably could kill hundreds of old ladies and babies and no charges. 1.00
00:10:22.000 Although, happy New Year's Eve, info.
00:10:27.000 I think the tides are changing.
00:10:31.000 I just saw this.
00:10:32.000 Now, this is a pre-taped episode, I'm afraid, folks.
00:10:35.000 But I just saw this today.
00:10:38.000 Fugging.
00:10:40.000 This Antifa dude just got like seven years.
00:10:44.000 Seven and a half years.
00:10:45.000 Good.
00:10:47.000 And when you read what he had done, this is no small beans.
00:10:51.000 Oh, yeah, remember that guy?
00:10:54.000 Oh, that guy's famous.
00:10:55.000 That was the guy who said burn their shit to the ground.
00:10:58.000 And they said, okay, you're not arrested, no problem, because they are the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
00:11:02.000 They said, just don't do any more terrorism and you're good.
00:11:08.000 Don't go to any rallies.
00:11:09.000 Don't get involved in anything.
00:11:11.000 And he was at the next fucking thing.
00:11:13.000 Oh, and that's the guy.
00:11:14.000 His name's Luke something.
00:11:15.000 Luke Kuhn.
00:11:16.000 Luke Kuhn.
00:11:17.000 He did all this fan fiction about fucking boys.
00:11:21.000 There is a very strong sort of a spine throughout Antifa of child molestation.
00:11:27.000 Why do they want to make, why do they hate the family?
00:11:29.000 Why do they hate normal America?
00:11:32.000 Because if they can make America abnormal, then fucking kids is normal.
00:11:38.000 They're probably all Nambla members. 0.99
00:11:42.000 And they don't get punished.
00:11:43.000 But check out this.
00:11:45.000 Jared D. Ferrari.
00:11:47.000 That's a fucking cool name, dude.
00:11:50.000 Way to throw your life away with a cool name like of Ferrari.
00:11:55.000 Yeah.
00:11:58.000 Was he sired by Enzo Ferrari?
00:12:01.000 Did he fucking Enzo Ferrari?
00:12:03.000 Fuck you.
00:12:07.000 7.5 years.
00:12:08.000 I'll take it.
00:12:09.000 He looks like a DJ.
00:12:10.000 I sent you another picture of all kinds of Antifa pictures.
00:12:13.000 He was like an Antifa.
00:12:13.000 What was he convicted of?
00:12:15.000 Dude, that's the kind of bittersweet part of it all.
00:12:18.000 In order for him to get 7.5 years, so just three and a half years more than Max and John who fought Antifa for 17 seconds, he shot at people, did armed robberies, tried to blow up a building,
00:12:35.000 was released on probation multiple times, went back for more.
00:12:38.000 Go to the first article.
00:12:41.000 It's a pretty big laundry list to get up to an actual arrest and prosecution.
00:12:48.000 What it was, stops us up, smashing windows, multiple buildings, including a church, charged with right and first-degree mischief.
00:12:55.000 Okay, so now you're done.
00:12:57.000 Stop doing stuff.
00:12:58.000 Take a timeout.
00:12:58.000 Nope.
00:12:59.000 While on release, he, no, go back up.
00:13:02.000 While on release, he robbed a 7-Eleven at gunpoint, jumped over the counter and pointed the gun in the clerk's face, right?
00:13:11.000 And then he burnt down a building.
00:13:15.000 So he's staying in a squat.
00:13:17.000 That's how they find him.
00:13:18.000 Multiple weapons charges, all kinds of shit.
00:13:20.000 So you got to do a lot if you're in Antifa to actually get prosecuted.
00:13:27.000 Being good at it.
00:13:29.000 But he literally, he looks like a filter.
00:13:34.000 You know?
00:13:35.000 One of those Snapchat filters.
00:13:37.000 Are you saying he's gorgeous?
00:13:39.000 No.
00:13:39.000 No, one of the ones that obscure your face and make you look dumb.
00:13:43.000 Okay, I don't know what you're talking about, but that's him arrested.
00:13:49.000 That's kind of what your soul is, Ryan.
00:13:51.000 What do you mean?
00:13:52.000 Does that filter show your soul?
00:13:54.000 No.
00:13:54.000 That's your IQ.
00:13:59.000 Dang it.
00:14:01.000 Why wouldn't you do a Santa Claus?
00:14:03.000 Christmas is...
00:14:04.000 Christmas just happened.
00:14:06.000 It's me, cool Santa Claus.
00:14:08.000 But who's so dumb that they...
00:14:10.000 You didn't have the teeth to begin with.
00:14:12.000 Who's so dumb that they get a white beard like four days after Christmas and they're like, I guess I'm a redneck?
00:14:16.000 I don't get it.
00:14:17.000 What's a white beard?
00:14:18.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:14:20.000 Is that you, gorgeous?
00:14:22.000 You decide.
00:14:25.000 Wow, that hurt my ribs.
00:14:27.000 If you want to.
00:14:29.000 Hey, that's my cousin.
00:14:31.000 So listen, like.
00:14:32.000 My dad's mom married a Mexican, and that's exactly what he looks like. 0.98
00:14:35.000 That sounds like an ABC show.
00:14:37.000 My dad married a Mexican.
00:14:41.000 ABC.
00:14:42.000 All right.
00:14:44.000 So today's episode isn't real.
00:14:46.000 It's just a placeholder, so you don't get out of the habit of watching this show.
00:14:49.000 I want to dive right into the mailbag.
00:14:51.000 So Ryan, why don't you introduce the mail bag?
00:14:54.000 Oh, that's a sure thing for me.
00:14:57.000 My wife doesn't like it when I wear red. 1.00
00:14:59.000 She goes, it accentuates your worst features.
00:15:01.000 You look like a disgusting tomato.
00:15:03.000 I feel like I'm gorgeous in red.
00:15:06.000 Maybe my next wife will appreciate red. 0.99
00:15:09.000 I think the women won this one. 1.00
00:15:11.000 Why don't you think I look gorgeous in?
00:15:15.000 Let's turn our eyes together.
00:15:24.000 Okay, let's start off the mailbag with an incredibly insulting letter about Maddie O'Dell.
00:15:30.000 Someone hates this.
00:15:31.000 Fucking guts.
00:15:33.000 Nice.
00:15:33.000 I love it.
00:15:34.000 Damn.
00:15:35.000 Tell Maddie to shut up. 1.00
00:15:36.000 I love my haters.
00:15:37.000 Tell Maddie to shut the fuck up and stop answering every fucking question that is asked and stop his fucking singing with the songs in some stupid fucking voice. 1.00
00:15:46.000 What?
00:15:47.000 Dude, I loved that.
00:15:48.000 No, no, no, wait.
00:15:49.000 What songs does when you're talking about this?
00:15:51.000 We were singing.
00:15:54.000 I was probably singing along a little out loud and Mike was picking it up.
00:15:57.000 Dude, one of the funniest ones is like...
00:16:00.000 They were Fagazi songs. 0.90
00:16:01.000 Yeah, and then there was this one part where we said something like all my friends, and then you were like, all my friends are heathens taking slow.
00:16:12.000 Me and Caroline were laughing our fucking asses off.
00:16:14.000 We kept rewinding it.
00:16:16.000 No, wait, when we're all jamming out to waiting rooms, Maddie has to sit there and be like, yeah, what the fuck? 1.00
00:16:23.000 That's a weird.
00:16:24.000 That's a weird.
00:16:25.000 I know.
00:16:25.000 We're doing a 24-hour telethon.
00:16:28.000 We're just drinking and I'm trying to stay awake.
00:16:30.000 We get a lot of criticisms.
00:16:32.000 Like, I can play Devil's Advocate and understand their point, but stop his fucking singing with the songs.
00:16:39.000 Like, we play that many songs on the air.
00:16:41.000 Yeah, right, right.
00:16:41.000 I've had enough of him singing with the songs.
00:16:44.000 And some stupid fucking voice makes me fucking go insane.
00:16:46.000 And fuck your grammar and punctuation lessons. 0.93
00:16:49.000 I work for my money.
00:16:50.000 I guess that's me that he's attacking.
00:16:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:53.000 He's letting you know he's a blue collar man.
00:16:55.000 Hold on.
00:16:55.000 I don't care if you're blue collar.
00:16:56.000 Say you're a welder.
00:16:57.000 There's no period at the end of this sentence.
00:17:00.000 Tell Maddie to shut the fuck up and stop answering every fucking question that's asked and stop his fucking singing with the songs and some stupid fucking voice. 1.00
00:17:07.000 That was all fine.
00:17:08.000 You just need a period there and then it makes me fucking go insane and fuck your grammar and punctuation lessons. 0.98
00:17:14.000 Period.
00:17:15.000 I work for my money.
00:17:15.000 Period.
00:17:16.000 You're not that bad, dude.
00:17:17.000 You just need more periods.
00:17:18.000 I'm a longtime subscriber that has followed you across every platform and will continue.
00:17:23.000 I'm like the plumber who hooked up your hot water heater, but that has actually killed people.
00:17:29.000 Ooh.
00:17:30.000 Okay.
00:17:31.000 Holy shit.
00:17:32.000 You know, I didn't think this was an important email.
00:17:34.000 I thought it was silly, but we have a murderer who's mad at Maddie. 1.00
00:17:38.000 Dude, locking up.
00:17:39.000 Can you see me shaking in my boots?
00:17:40.000 What?
00:17:41.000 I said, can't you see me shaking in my boots?
00:17:43.000 Stop Maddie shaking his boots.
00:17:45.000 I'm scared of being near him now because I don't want a stray bullet to ricochet and hit me.
00:17:53.000 I'm going to see if I could find the heathens drop.
00:17:57.000 Dude, good luck.
00:17:58.000 Although this is one of the few times you've been on the ball, so who knows?
00:18:01.000 It was right when I was holding my baby.
00:18:04.000 Maddie.
00:18:04.000 Yes.
00:18:05.000 This is from a woman, I believe.
00:18:07.000 Jamie.
00:18:08.000 I'm really liking the Scottish words and says Maddie has been doing he's the man, period, and Ryan slaps.
00:18:16.000 Like, I know I'm known as a grammar Nazi, but that is Coco the Gorilla sentence writing.
00:18:22.000 I'm really liking the Scottish words and says Maddie has been doing he's the man.
00:18:27.000 I think a lot of people watch the show and they're shit faced.
00:18:30.000 No, this is 2.21 p.m.
00:18:32.000 What's the excuse there?
00:18:36.000 She at work.
00:18:36.000 She got a type of fire-up quick letter.
00:18:39.000 Speaking of Scottish words, Maddie and I are both Scots.
00:18:42.000 We would go there in the summers all the time as young men.
00:18:45.000 So you pick up stuff.
00:18:46.000 You pick up comics, Core, Wizard and Chips, Beano, Dennis the Menace, the real Dennis the Menace.
00:18:54.000 Do you remember there's Dennis Sementis, there was his dog Nasher, and then they were trying to, I don't know, expand the brand and they had Rasher.
00:19:02.000 Nasher had a kid, I think.
00:19:05.000 He had a puppy that was Rasher and had one fang.
00:19:08.000 Do you remember that?
00:19:09.000 Rasher's bacon, right?
00:19:12.000 Yeah.
00:19:14.000 That's Dennis Simenis and his dog Nasher.
00:19:16.000 But Nasher had a kid, and that kid was Rasher.
00:19:20.000 Rasher. 0.86
00:19:21.000 Nasher's with a G, by the way, Ryan.
00:19:23.000 Yeah.
00:19:24.000 So Joe Tonelli likes to try to pretend that he went to high school in Scotland, which is a big deal.
00:19:32.000 And if you went, those are your formative years.
00:19:35.000 Kamala Harris went to a Jewish, English-white neighborhood called Westmount.
00:19:41.000 She went to Westmount High.
00:19:42.000 So that seems to have formed her personality.
00:19:45.000 I think a large part of who you are is your formative years.
00:19:48.000 That's why the word form is in it.
00:19:50.000 And Joe told us he went to school in Glasgow, Scotland.
00:19:55.000 So Maddie goes, okay, what are some sayings they have?
00:20:00.000 Hodjerwicht.
00:20:01.000 See you people.
00:20:02.000 Hanging's too good for you.
00:20:04.000 Ni Dinger. 0.96
00:20:05.000 You must know some of them.
00:20:07.000 He was able to summon zero.
00:20:09.000 Zero.
00:20:10.000 Zero.
00:20:11.000 I don't even think he knew Achai the New.
00:20:14.000 Joe, what do they call cars in Scotland?
00:20:16.000 Because they don't call them cars.
00:20:18.000 They call them motors.
00:20:19.000 And a truck is not a truck, it's a lorry.
00:20:22.000 And the trunk is a boot.
00:20:23.000 All right, here's a good one.
00:20:24.000 Oh, you need to go get a plaster.
00:20:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:27.000 What's that, Joe?
00:20:29.000 I like that Chinese food is called chinky.
00:20:31.000 Yeah, the chinky. 1.00
00:20:32.000 And it's so accepted that Asian Scots will be like, ma, and I grew up, you know, in a chinky. 0.99
00:20:40.000 Oh, you want to get the chinkies tonight? 1.00
00:20:43.000 It's not remotely offensive.
00:20:44.000 You find it chinky. 1.00
00:20:45.000 They still sell golly wogs. 1.00
00:20:47.000 We were moving a bunch of boxes in the basement.
00:20:49.000 My wife goes, you have a racist toy in a box there. 1.00
00:20:52.000 I'm like, no, it's a golly wog. 1.00
00:20:54.000 They're available at every store.
00:20:56.000 Look up Golly Wog Scotland. 0.96
00:20:58.000 Today, if you go to like a candy store, there'll be a golly wog for sale. 1.00
00:21:03.000 And they're so, you know, they're so not used to blacks that it's not a thing. 0.99
00:21:07.000 It's not like fucking blacks. 1.00
00:21:10.000 Holy shit.
00:21:11.000 They think they're cute.
00:21:12.000 That's fucked up.
00:21:13.000 I've had golly wogs my whole life. 1.00
00:21:15.000 Blackface. 0.94
00:21:16.000 Yeah, that's the kind of thing your grand gets you for your birthday.
00:21:18.000 I thought we abolished owning golly wogs a long time ago in this country. 1.00
00:21:22.000 I own that exact toy.
00:21:24.000 I'll bring it in.
00:21:26.000 Please don't.
00:21:26.000 My golly wog.
00:21:27.000 We don't need any more attention like that.
00:21:31.000 Yeah, he couldn't remember any.
00:21:32.000 What do you got there?
00:21:34.000 A bunch of golly wog. 1.00
00:21:35.000 I'm a golly wag.
00:21:38.000 The American version.
00:21:42.000 Wait, we have an entrance down here in the gollywog. 0.99
00:21:45.000 Methinks I found it.
00:21:46.000 The chinky. 1.00
00:21:50.000 What's that?
00:21:52.000 Who's that little bald guy?
00:21:54.000 Where's the audio?
00:21:56.000 Oh, that was what I was singing?
00:21:58.000 Yeah.
00:21:59.000 Wait, what?
00:22:01.000 The flavored fudge?
00:22:04.000 Alright.
00:22:05.000 We'll figure out.
00:22:08.000 Oh, you started off on a good foot.
00:22:09.000 Yeah, we're losing.
00:22:10.000 No, no, we've felt down the stairs already.
00:22:12.000 The secret to keeping the show going is to not dwell.
00:22:15.000 This is the problem with men over 50.
00:22:18.000 We're telling a great story.
00:22:20.000 So we get there, and it was in that Dutch town.
00:22:22.000 It's in the Netherlands.
00:22:25.000 Dude, just leapfrog over the name of the fucking town.
00:22:29.000 Yeah.
00:22:30.000 We got to keep it going.
00:22:31.000 And they're like, oot, oot.
00:22:34.000 Oh, God.
00:22:35.000 And then they stop and they stare down at the bar, and you're like, we're all still here.
00:22:39.000 We got to get, my dad is the worst of this.
00:22:41.000 We got to get going, dude.
00:22:42.000 We got to keep it rocking.
00:22:43.000 Let it go.
00:22:45.000 And then they don't.
00:22:45.000 They stare.
00:22:46.000 Then they get out their phone because it's on their phone somewhere.
00:22:49.000 And then they get distracted by the pictures on their phone.
00:22:51.000 And then they show you some salmon their grandson caught.
00:22:53.000 And you're like, dude, he just ruined the whole thing.
00:22:56.000 I think I talked to that exact guy that you're talking about, the salmon guy?
00:23:00.000 Yes.
00:23:00.000 Yes, we did.
00:23:02.000 At the bar by the train station?
00:23:03.000 Yep.
00:23:04.000 What's his name, Jeff?
00:23:05.000 I don't know, but I know everything about him.
00:23:07.000 I know what his niece looks like.
00:23:08.000 I know that they had a kid.
00:23:09.000 I know the fish that he caught.
00:23:11.000 It is kind of interesting.
00:23:12.000 But I didn't know that some of those salmons, those big fish are worth $10,000.
00:23:17.000 He sold a marlin to the fish.
00:23:19.000 But what they frame and put, like the hotel will buy it, you put on the wall.
00:23:23.000 It's not the salmon.
00:23:24.000 It's not the swordfish.
00:23:27.000 It's a duplicate that was made with a mold.
00:23:30.000 So you could just take it.
00:23:31.000 As a criminal, I'm like, that's a perfect area for fraud.
00:23:36.000 Let's just start making fake fucking swordfish. 0.99
00:23:38.000 You get me the real one.
00:23:39.000 I make a mold.
00:23:40.000 I sell 10.
00:23:42.000 To 100 grand.
00:23:42.000 100, yeah.
00:23:43.000 10 grand and they sell it to a hotel, right?
00:23:45.000 Yeah.
00:23:46.000 Lobby.
00:23:46.000 It doesn't have to be Miami, Florida.
00:23:48.000 You go on the road.
00:23:51.000 Dream sequence.
00:23:52.000 It's like sitting there with airbrushes.
00:23:54.000 It's just plaster.
00:23:55.000 Yeah, it's plaster.
00:23:56.000 Guys, come on.
00:23:57.000 Albanians, you guys are great at scams. 1.00
00:24:01.000 Me, it's tedious.
00:24:05.000 Yeah.
00:24:05.000 He's working her little feet.
00:24:08.000 He could stand soon.
00:24:10.000 I don't know about that.
00:24:11.000 What is that?
00:24:13.000 Look, I appreciate you brought my goddaughter here, but I got to do work.
00:24:19.000 I don't need...
00:24:20.000 What an angel.
00:24:21.000 You think that's cute?
00:24:22.000 There's work to be done, my boy.
00:24:24.000 Do you think that's cute?
00:24:26.000 She stands on stuff now.
00:24:27.000 Do you think like her little button nose and her blue eyes and her weird orange hair and her chubby cheeks are cute?
00:24:34.000 Oh my god.
00:24:35.000 Not even cute.
00:24:36.000 She's standing.
00:24:38.000 That's not even remotely cute.
00:24:39.000 She's standing.
00:24:40.000 And that's just pretty.
00:24:43.000 I'm a big kid now.
00:24:44.000 Oh, wait, you just did another song.
00:24:46.000 I'm a big kid now.
00:24:49.000 That makes people mad?
00:24:50.000 It shouldn't.
00:24:51.000 Oh, we were talking about kids.
00:24:53.000 I'm a big kid now.
00:24:55.000 Because he's holding her up and pretending she's standing up.
00:24:57.000 She's her cute with her little funny toes. 1.00
00:25:00.000 All right, that's enough of that.
00:25:02.000 Oh, right here.
00:25:03.000 I didn't catch the heathens part, but it's funny. 0.91
00:25:04.000 It's in there.
00:25:05.000 Ryan on Becker, 1998.
00:25:07.000 Hey, Maddie, we're not invited to this for some reason.
00:25:11.000 Check out this creepy clip from Becker with Theodore Danson predicting Ryan.
00:25:16.000 Okay, I'm interested.
00:25:17.000 You've got my attention.
00:25:19.000 Ryan likes anything that involves Ryan.
00:25:22.000 Correct.
00:25:27.000 Thanks.
00:25:27.000 Just put on my cap.
00:25:29.000 No problem.
00:25:30.000 Hey, those are kids.
00:25:32.000 Do they look like my kids?
00:25:34.000 Hey, what do I know?
00:25:35.000 My father's Puerto Rican.
00:25:36.000 Oh, whoa!
00:25:37.000 Oh! 0.60
00:25:39.000 Dang! 0.99
00:25:39.000 Oh! 0.99
00:25:43.000 Him below the belt.
00:25:45.000 Dang.
00:25:47.000 They went and did it on him.
00:25:52.000 This is from a guy named Dirty Curdy.
00:25:55.000 He doesn't want us to say his name in case he gets canceled.
00:25:58.000 Feel free to throw this in the Suggestion box, but and obviously when someone says feel free to do that, they mean we don't take your suggestion box seriously.
00:26:06.000 I mean, we don't have a suggestion box.
00:26:08.000 But what about Maddie's own show called Stories from the Slammer?
00:26:12.000 That's pretty cool.
00:26:12.000 Where he tells stories and gives insight from his criminal days.
00:26:18.000 What do you think, Maddie?
00:26:19.000 Suggestion box and burn it?
00:26:21.000 The round filing cabinet?
00:26:24.000 Who knows?
00:26:24.000 I'm into it.
00:26:25.000 What do you think, Matthew?
00:26:26.000 You think you got enough?
00:26:27.000 I play around with the idea.
00:26:29.000 Okay.
00:26:29.000 We're definitely not burning that idea.
00:26:31.000 Could be a limited series.
00:26:32.000 Oh, I forgot to tell you, John Kinsman is working on an autobiographical comic book.
00:26:41.000 When I say autobiographical, maybe you have to be familiar with graphic novels.
00:26:45.000 It means like Chester Brown, Seth, Matt, what's his name?
00:26:52.000 See, I'm doing the old guy thing again.
00:26:54.000 Where it's not like, well, I was born in 1942.
00:26:57.000 It's just like true stories of your day.
00:26:59.000 Sometimes it's mundane.
00:27:00.000 It's my favorite kind of comic book.
00:27:02.000 But he's going to do one about prison life.
00:27:06.000 Now, I think that's one of the greatest ideas ever, especially if it's substantial.
00:27:09.000 What if it's like 100 pages of just him going to canteen, getting his food, a fight breaking out, him just sitting there bored?
00:27:19.000 Like a page of just him like...
00:27:23.000 That's quality.
00:27:24.000 And then the clock just on the clock.
00:27:27.000 As far as comics go, I mean, who wouldn't want that?
00:27:30.000 Forget Proud Boys, forget Antifa, forget politics.
00:27:33.000 Just an autobiographical comic about a guy in prison.
00:27:39.000 People coming to visit him.
00:27:41.000 Maybe his, like sometimes you were saying once, sometimes you don't want people to visit you.
00:27:45.000 Yeah.
00:27:46.000 You got to go shower and stuff.
00:27:48.000 You weren't ready.
00:27:49.000 If you know, like if you speak to your people and you know they're coming and you so you could be up and ready and waiting for when you get the call when they call your housing unit.
00:27:59.000 Like there's times you'd be out in the middle of a baseball game in the yard and they're calling you for a visit.
00:28:04.000 Now you're drenched in sweat in shorts and a t-shirt.
00:28:07.000 Now you got to run back to your unit and they have to open up the compound for you because there's, well, the ones I would hire security, you have controlled movement.
00:28:14.000 You only get to move 10 minutes every hour.
00:28:17.000 So then they got to open up the compound to let you run and go there.
00:28:20.000 It's just a whole...
00:28:22.000 And then you get there and it's your aunt.
00:28:24.000 Yeah, and you're like, oh.
00:28:25.000 Hi, what's your name?
00:28:26.000 You drove six hours to come see me.
00:28:29.000 Sandra, is it?
00:28:30.000 Is it Sandra?
00:28:31.000 Yes.
00:28:32.000 Yes, I'm your feet or sister.
00:28:35.000 Are you my brother or Sweeney?
00:28:37.000 Just leave.
00:28:38.000 Just go somewhere else.
00:28:41.000 Did somebody say that she's pregnant? 1.00
00:28:42.000 Mikey.
00:28:44.000 Well, remember we updated her and she's a weird bald lesbian with like tribal tattoos on her head. 1.00
00:28:49.000 Now?
00:28:50.000 Yeah.
00:28:50.000 I think I've seen someone say, Mikey's pregnant.
00:28:52.000 I think I've seen on one of the online groups.
00:28:55.000 Shit.
00:28:55.000 Oh, man.
00:28:56.000 That'd be terrible.
00:28:57.000 My kid's doomed.
00:28:58.000 Ooh, sexy.
00:29:00.000 Hottie.
00:29:01.000 It's actually me, you're gay. 0.90
00:29:02.000 Is that Ryana?
00:29:03.000 You tricked me into being gay, Ryan. 0.95
00:29:05.000 I did.
00:29:06.000 Sorry.
00:29:09.000 My name is Sunyee.
00:29:12.000 You know why I tricked you?
00:29:16.000 This thing rules.
00:29:18.000 Did you just get that now?
00:29:19.000 I just found out that I could, like, yeah, basically.
00:29:23.000 Feel free to.
00:29:24.000 Okay, we already did that.
00:29:28.000 Hello, Gavin Ryan and the total wussy Maddie, if he's there.
00:29:34.000 What do I eat?
00:29:35.000 That's two attacks.
00:29:37.000 Look up the Aston Lagonda sedan.
00:29:41.000 It fits the description of the car that Gavin was trying to remember.
00:29:44.000 There's also a modern version called the Lagonda Taraffe.
00:29:48.000 So I guess this is from the Austin Martin people?
00:29:52.000 Aston Martin, yeah.
00:29:53.000 Aston?
00:29:58.000 Whoa, no.
00:29:59.000 Gross?
00:30:00.000 That's not even in the.
00:30:01.000 What am I, Batman?
00:30:02.000 I would be so embarrassed.
00:30:04.000 If someone bought me that, I would immediately look into reselling.
00:30:07.000 Wait, unless he's talking about the type of car that you hate that you were talking about.
00:30:10.000 Well, he said the older ones.
00:30:12.000 Square-bodied.
00:30:13.000 Oh, okay.
00:30:14.000 Let me look it up because you're terrible at your job.
00:30:16.000 Okay, now we're.
00:30:18.000 Yeah, that's kind of like that public enemy song.
00:30:21.000 Sucks to the side.
00:30:22.000 I know you hate my 98.
00:30:24.000 It's 98 Oldsmobile.
00:30:26.000 That's not really where I'm going.
00:30:29.000 Yeah, that looks like an old car that was trying to be futuristic at the moment.
00:30:33.000 Yeah, it reminds me of the Chevrolet celebrity my cheap parents bought when I was a kid.
00:30:39.000 Sorry.
00:30:40.000 My cheap parents.
00:30:45.000 Look at the photo of Maddie in the gang newsletter.
00:30:48.000 He looks absolutely terrifying in this photo.
00:30:50.000 Towards the end of the NYC Gangland newsletter.
00:30:53.000 What is the NYC Gangland newsletter?
00:30:56.000 Oh, no, it's the New York State Intelligence Center.
00:30:58.000 Because I'm on a domestic terrorist list.
00:31:00.000 Are we cool with showing this?
00:31:01.000 Yeah, you can show.
00:31:02.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:31:04.000 So you are...
00:31:05.000 We're both domestic terrorists, I guess.
00:31:07.000 So it's in the bottom, right?
00:31:08.000 Well, this, right, if you go underneath, it's the note down.
00:31:12.000 There I am.
00:31:13.000 But scroll down, scroll down.
00:31:14.000 Like, if you look at it, that VGTOF is a violent gang terrorist organization file.
00:31:20.000 That's why I can't travel with a pen, you know.
00:31:26.000 I didn't know.
00:31:26.000 I thought we were joking about you being a gang member.
00:31:29.000 No.
00:31:30.000 You've actually been to prison.
00:31:31.000 It's actually real.
00:31:32.000 But if you grow, I mean, like, that's not...
00:31:36.000 When I get released from correctional institutions, there's a group, it's called, they have different sections of the company.
00:31:44.000 Once here, it's called Magellan, the Mid-Atlantic, Great Lakes, Organized Crime Law Enforcement Network, or some shit like that.
00:31:51.000 And so wherever communities I'm going to, they disseminate it and put it out and let me know I'm back on the street and stuff.
00:31:58.000 And they map my movements.
00:32:02.000 I'm very uncomfortable right now.
00:32:03.000 Odell has an extensive criminal history encompassing a 20-year span dating back to November 25th, 1988, where you would have been 17.
00:32:11.000 Yeah.
00:32:11.000 He has a total of 19 arrests, including three felony charges, one warranting a violent felony classification.
00:32:16.000 Odell's violent history includes numerous arrests, resulting in a myriad of criminal charges being lodged against him, including criminal possession of a firearm, assault, second with intent to cause physical injury to an officer, attempted assault, intent to cause injury with a weapon,
00:32:32.000 menacing second weapon, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, violent behavior, reckless endangerment, a lot of violence.
00:32:39.000 Yeah, that's what I'm known for.
00:32:41.000 That's kind of your fourteen.
00:32:42.000 Yeah.
00:32:43.000 I don't have too many like armed robberies or breaking an energy right now.
00:32:48.000 any cop that knew me, if they said Maddie went over there and stole something, they'd be like, no fucking way.
00:32:54.000 Wrong guy.
00:32:54.000 You catch him fighting in a bar?
00:32:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:01.000 That's what I've always said about colonization.
00:33:03.000 It's a little off topic, but like, why colonize?
00:33:06.000 Everyone says this is a dumb thing to say, but just buy the stuff you want.
00:33:10.000 Like, you're Britain.
00:33:12.000 You're the most successful country in the world.
00:33:15.000 This is pre-America. 0.73
00:33:16.000 So instead of conquering India and Africa and dealing with all that shit, just like buy their spices. 1.00
00:33:22.000 How much were these spices?
00:33:23.000 Yeah.
00:33:24.000 It's insane.
00:33:25.000 Here's a mirror and some beads.
00:33:26.000 What did he say?
00:33:27.000 The picture?
00:33:28.000 He said something about my picture in that?
00:33:31.000 He looks terrifying in this photo.
00:33:34.000 I thought he looked pretty good.
00:33:36.000 I had brown hair and a brown gold teeth.
00:33:39.000 You mean young when you say terrifyingly young?
00:33:44.000 Terrifyingly handsome?
00:33:47.000 So this is an oldie.
00:33:50.000 Twist on the rating for Ruma.
00:33:52.000 Hey, shitheads, love the marathon.
00:33:53.000 Maybe lay off the nose beers.
00:33:56.000 Here's an idea that I've been kicking around.
00:33:58.000 It's hard to explain, and it's going to be even harder for your wasted ass to understand.
00:34:01.000 Oh, I guess he assumed we'd be reading this live on the marathon last week.
00:34:06.000 Maybe Ryan and Maddie can help me explain once I throw it out at y'all.
00:34:11.000 So we know that women can jump points based on how they present themselves. 1.00
00:34:14.000 But I assert that any woman that is a 6.5 or up has at least one time in their life been a 10. 0.99
00:34:24.000 Maybe when she was a baby.
00:34:26.000 Think of it this way.
00:34:28.000 Maybe it's at a party or a group of friends gathering.
00:34:30.000 Maybe it's because she's not into a particular game, band, activity, whatever they're doing.
00:34:33.000 She becomes hot alpha, and it gives her an attractiveness that she doesn't normally possess. 0.99
00:34:37.000 Maybe it's because of who else is around for the evening or maybe for that particular time of year or month.
00:34:42.000 Maybe it's because she's with other women that are hotter than her and bring her up because she's with them. 1.00
00:34:46.000 Or on the other hand, she's better looking than everyone else, so it bumps up her rating than she really is. 0.96
00:34:51.000 I'm reading it in the terrible grammar he has.
00:34:53.000 Whatever the case may be, any woman that is a 6.5 or higher is a 10 at one point in their life. 1.00
00:34:58.000 It may only be for an hour or an evening.
00:35:00.000 It may only happen once, but she will be a 10, even though she isn't really a 10.
00:35:04.000 Obviously, an 8.5 is going to have this happen more than a 7.
00:35:08.000 I think that's true to you, the person perceiving her.
00:35:13.000 So there's a moment where some average chick, there's just something about her, could be her pants, and you just, your brain goes crazy and makes her a 10. 1.00
00:35:22.000 And she's the one.
00:35:23.000 Which is why I've never had a problem with airbrushing in magazines, because what you're doing is you're showing the woman the way a guy madly in love with her would perceive her.
00:35:32.000 Right.
00:35:32.000 It's not reality.
00:35:34.000 Yeah.
00:35:34.000 Sometimes you'll be madly in love with a woman.
00:35:36.000 You introduce her to your friends and you're like, pretty crazy, right?
00:35:38.000 And they're like, are you okay?
00:35:41.000 Because you have different tastes than her, than them.
00:35:47.000 With no beard?
00:35:49.000 That looks like my cousin again.
00:35:51.000 His son.
00:35:57.000 Hey guys, I had a checkout last night at some point.
00:35:59.000 Sleep.
00:36:00.000 We're getting all the going through the old marathon emails.
00:36:06.000 But waking up and seeing you still going, well, in the worlds of Just Lee Peterson, amazing.
00:36:10.000 Amazing.
00:36:11.000 Amazing.
00:36:13.000 Great stuff.
00:36:13.000 Manny's the man.
00:36:14.000 Glad the fag zone is back in action. 1.00
00:36:15.000 But that's a boring email I regret reading.
00:36:21.000 I wish G-Dog could be my godfather.
00:36:23.000 He rules, take his offer up on your kid's godfather.
00:36:26.000 You know what's funny about being a godfather?
00:36:28.000 You only get the kid if both the parents die in a plane crash and the parents are dead.
00:36:31.000 A lot of people have to die for you to get the baby.
00:36:34.000 So you end up wanting the people to die.
00:36:38.000 Yeah.
00:36:39.000 Well, didn't you buy a vacation for Carolina, Ryan?
00:36:44.000 Oh.
00:36:45.000 Yeah, it's five layovers on single-engine planes.
00:36:51.000 I think you guys should get more into Sansa flights.
00:36:54.000 Those little planes are reliable and fun, especially in storms.
00:36:58.000 Dude, those only go to Sansa flights.
00:36:59.000 Especially for the environment.
00:37:01.000 Those little one-prop planes during thunderstorms are a super fun ride.
00:37:07.000 Don't take the baby, though.
00:37:08.000 Babies get scared.
00:37:10.000 So leave the baby with a reliable pal.
00:37:13.000 Maybe your mom. 0.72
00:37:14.000 Can't think of any.
00:37:15.000 Okay, maybe.
00:37:15.000 Would you leave the baby with your mom?
00:37:17.000 Does she know how to take care of babies? 1.00
00:37:19.000 I don't know.
00:37:20.000 She could watch a couple of YouTube videos.
00:37:22.000 Yeah, I don't leave my kids with my parents.
00:37:25.000 One time I did that, and they watched, my mother watched like a horror movie. 1.00
00:37:29.000 And my daughter was maybe five.
00:37:31.000 And I go, what happened with that movie?
00:37:33.000 She goes, it was really scary.
00:37:35.000 And I go, did you see the scene where the monster eats the baby's face or whatever?
00:37:39.000 And she goes, no, Nana just put a blanket over my head for those scenes.
00:37:43.000 Huh.
00:37:44.000 Okay.
00:37:47.000 And then another time my mother goes, I'm not watching a fucking cartoon.
00:37:51.000 And I go, you're supposed to.
00:37:54.000 You're not supposed to enjoy watching the cartoons with your grandchildren.
00:37:58.000 You just watch them and you go, oh, that was fun.
00:38:00.000 Oh, look, they're jumping over a thing. 0.99
00:38:02.000 You enjoy the time spent.
00:38:03.000 Yeah, it's not like it has to be your favorite movie.
00:38:06.000 How about you, Lorraine?
00:38:07.000 Yeah.
00:38:08.000 Just think when you were pulling that guitar out of her spine. 0.72
00:38:12.000 You know, you had so many different incarnations of your mother's death the other day in the 24-hour marathon.
00:38:17.000 No.
00:38:18.000 Yeah.
00:38:19.000 That's ringing a bell.
00:38:20.000 She had a guitar in her spine? 0.70
00:38:23.000 There was a couple of different stories of how she met her demise and you saved her each time.
00:38:30.000 Hmm.
00:38:31.000 Don't remember.
00:38:32.000 Maddie, what would it take to have you on daily?
00:38:39.000 I don't know.
00:38:40.000 A lot of BJs, a lot of money.
00:38:43.000 Watch Still Game Best Moments on YouTube.
00:38:46.000 Show Maddie what he's missing.
00:38:47.000 You still haven't watched Still Game, have you?
00:38:49.000 No.
00:38:50.000 You know, I try to squeeze TV in my day.
00:38:54.000 But your TV's on 24 hours a day, but it's always on local weather.
00:38:58.000 You know why that does?
00:38:59.000 Because when I get up in the morning or whenever I go to my house, I'll put it on, and my cable box automatically goes to News 12.
00:39:08.000 That's what's always on in your house.
00:39:10.000 And I just never get the chance to pick the remote up and change it.
00:39:13.000 If you want to know what the weather's going to be today, check out Maddie O'Dell's house.
00:39:17.000 Yeah.
00:39:17.000 24-hour stream.
00:39:19.000 Okay, let's click on the still game best moments.
00:39:24.000 Great intro.
00:39:28.000 Looks at the 70s.
00:39:30.000 No, that's the 70s.
00:39:31.000 He's a ginger.
00:39:34.000 That seems like the 70s too.
00:39:36.000 I once tried to work out the...
00:39:37.000 This isn't per decade.
00:39:40.000 So that's the early 80s, I'd say.
00:39:42.000 Now we're getting into the 90s.
00:39:45.000 Oh, that's where we are now.
00:39:46.000 I think the show is from the 90s.
00:39:51.000 Women. 0.81
00:39:52.000 Bloody women. 1.00
00:39:55.000 Oh, they love their...
00:39:56.000 That was my grandfather's job being a bookie for the horses.
00:40:02.000 Winka! 1.00
00:40:04.000 Turn it up.
00:40:04.000 I can't hear anything.
00:40:19.000 Hello, Mr. Ingram.
00:40:22.000 Oh, my knee!
00:40:24.000 Where's my stick?
00:40:25.000 Where did I put it?
00:40:26.000 You didn't come in here, was Dick.
00:40:28.000 Oh, yes, I did.
00:40:29.000 Where is my stick?
00:40:31.000 Who's missing a leg?
00:40:32.000 Here it is.
00:40:41.000 He's my stagger prick.
00:40:44.000 He is my stagger prick.
00:40:46.000 Steve.
00:40:49.000 Hello, Michael.
00:40:51.000 Yes, it's Jacko.
00:40:52.000 Yes, yes, your father's pal, huh?
00:40:54.000 Hey, I'm fine, yes.
00:40:57.000 You know, I was talking on the Christmas episode about bad being good.
00:41:01.000 Maybe Scotland taught me to appreciate misery.
00:41:06.000 Like, it's Drik there every fucking day.
00:41:09.000 When the sun comes out, it's a freak occurrence.
00:41:11.000 It's like a solar eclipse.
00:41:12.000 Everyone runs outside, starts freaking out.
00:41:16.000 It's like Russia. 0.92
00:41:19.000 80 degrees is a heat wave.
00:41:21.000 Yes.
00:41:22.000 People die.
00:41:24.000 That's an acquired taste.
00:41:25.000 I don't expect everyone to enjoy still game.
00:41:28.000 Where did you find a bucktooth dyke with a clit that big? 1.00
00:41:31.000 Video drop.
00:41:32.000 I know Grumpy McPiss the Bed doesn't like Joey Diaz's accent, but this is one of the greatest lines ever.
00:41:40.000 Okay.
00:41:41.000 Clicking, converting.
00:41:43.000 Okay, that's a weird looking.
00:41:45.000 On my email, it comes out as a dead video link, Ryan.
00:41:48.000 I maybe shouldn't have even have clicked on it.
00:41:50.000 Well, maybe it's a virus of some sort.
00:41:53.000 I could open it up with a...
00:41:55.000 I don't care anymore.
00:41:56.000 I hate Coco Diaz. 1.00
00:41:58.000 I hate the name Coco.
00:41:59.000 It loaded.
00:42:00.000 That's what we called Joe Tonelli, calling him a fucking retarded gorilla. 1.00
00:42:04.000 What is Viewfinder?
00:42:07.000 Oh, he's very young in that clip.
00:42:10.000 I've never seen him that young.
00:42:11.000 I don't know what you're saying.
00:42:12.000 Where'd you find a bucktooth dike with a clip that big? 1.00
00:42:19.000 Gavin, all music is gay and cringe, and you are a fag for liking music so much. 1.00
00:42:24.000 Music is for 16-year-old girls.
00:42:26.000 Ryan, all fashion is gay and cringe. 0.93
00:42:28.000 Fashion is for 16-year-old girls.
00:42:30.000 Maddie, you were the one I respected until you revealed you see ghosts.
00:42:34.000 Mental illness is a high form of faggotry. 1.00
00:42:37.000 Nice.
00:42:37.000 A lot of abuse today.
00:42:39.000 It's alright.
00:42:40.000 I got thick skin.
00:42:41.000 Speaking of music, this is the part.
00:42:47.000 Okay, so dream sequence.
00:42:51.000 I don't remember this.
00:42:54.000 You just started singing blurry.
00:42:55.000 After I say I'm blurry, you started to see it.
00:42:56.000 I remember staring at that little Buddha for like an hour.
00:42:59.000 We are blurry.
00:43:02.000 My favorite.
00:43:02.000 Yeah, good.
00:43:03.000 Keep it blurry.
00:43:04.000 No one wants to see that little perfect.
00:43:06.000 You heard it?
00:43:07.000 Yeah, I heard it.
00:43:09.000 That's the beef?
00:43:10.000 It's up to you.
00:43:10.000 That you mumbled the lyrics to a song and it played.
00:43:13.000 No, when I was looking at it, I saw it and me and Caroline found it funny, but I don't think that's what.
00:43:17.000 That's like the dude who's obsessed with eating on the mic.
00:43:21.000 Yeah, well, no, a lot of people don't like that.
00:43:23.000 It doesn't bother me, but I hear that a lot.
00:43:26.000 What, eating?
00:43:27.000 Yeah, eating on mic, people go fucking nuts.
00:43:31.000 That was a big fight on Opie and Anthony.
00:43:33.000 Yeah.
00:43:34.000 Anthony was eating grapes.
00:43:35.000 Yeah, he's like, see if you can dig that up.
00:43:36.000 I'm eating grapes.
00:43:37.000 Because he used to eat his yogurt or something.
00:43:40.000 You could tell that they were falling apart that early in the game.
00:43:44.000 Grapefight.
00:43:44.000 Dear Gavin, Maddie, and Emperor of the Fag Zone.
00:43:47.000 I couldn't believe that Maddie, as a Scott, has not seen Still Game, blah, blah, blah.
00:43:51.000 Okay, that's enough, Still Game.
00:43:53.000 I'll get to it.
00:43:54.000 I promise.
00:43:55.000 Simmer down.
00:43:57.000 A lot of people.
00:43:58.000 You want to eat grapes and we'll do this after the break?
00:44:01.000 What is it?
00:44:03.000 A lot of people have had a bunch of yogurt.
00:44:06.000 Also known as the saw.
00:44:07.000 Right?
00:44:08.000 No, that's not.
00:44:09.000 Wait, is that a saw?
00:44:11.000 No, a saw is a light machine gun.
00:44:13.000 Fuck.
00:44:14.000 I don't do that 49.
00:44:15.000 I know.
00:44:16.000 I just.
00:44:16.000 I don't know.
00:44:17.000 Squad automatic weapon.
00:44:18.000 I realize that it's annoying, so I just do it on the side.
00:44:22.000 All right, in 12 years, you could yell at me.
00:44:26.000 Whatever.
00:44:27.000 Come on, I'm fucking around.
00:44:29.000 You're in a bad fucking mood.
00:44:31.000 I told you I am.
00:44:32.000 I know, but don't let it affect the fucking show.
00:44:34.000 You're in a bad fucking mood.
00:44:35.000 Has it the last two days?
00:44:35.000 Yes, it has.
00:44:36.000 No, it hasn't.
00:44:36.000 You've been in a cranky fucking mood.
00:44:38.000 I understand we've been fired from fucking CBS and shit, but let me tell you something.
00:44:42.000 I'm not the only one that notices.
00:44:45.000 You're in a cranky fucking mood.
00:44:46.000 Everyone's noticed.
00:44:47.000 Do you want me to start talking about what people notice about you?
00:44:50.000 Leave it alone.
00:44:50.000 Yeah, tell me.
00:44:51.000 Leave it alone.
00:44:52.000 Tell me what people notice about me.
00:44:53.000 Leave it alone.
00:44:54.000 I'm not leaving anything alone.
00:44:55.000 Leave it alone.
00:44:56.000 Leave it alone.
00:44:57.000 Be honest.
00:44:58.000 What happened?
00:44:59.000 You had a lot of moments over the last few years.
00:45:01.000 Leave it alone.
00:45:02.000 Seriously.
00:45:03.000 How did I have moments over the years?
00:45:04.000 Leave it alone.
00:45:05.000 Just leave it alone.
00:45:06.000 Why leave it alone?
00:45:07.000 I don't like it.
00:45:09.000 I don't like leave it alone.
00:45:10.000 I like fighting.
00:45:11.000 Leave it alone.
00:45:12.000 If you don't address it or recognize it, people just sit there and resent me.
00:45:18.000 And whatever you do with...
00:45:20.000 And it's good content.
00:45:21.000 Like, that thing made it to YouTube, and it's still...
00:45:23.000 How many times has that been viewed?
00:45:24.000 Yeah.
00:45:26.000 I've seen it.
00:45:28.000 768,000.
00:45:34.000 Where'd you find an outfit buck teeth and a huge clay?
00:45:39.000 That was the quickest callback.
00:45:40.000 That's probably the shortest amount of time one can call something back, technically.
00:45:44.000 That was great.
00:45:46.000 Does that get better?
00:45:46.000 I can't remember it really.
00:45:48.000 Oh, yeah.
00:45:49.000 Go for the funny show.
00:45:50.000 I didn't go for a joke today.
00:45:52.000 That's all.
00:45:52.000 You're fucking making faces at me.
00:45:54.000 Leave it alone.
00:45:54.000 I don't need faces.
00:45:56.000 Leave it alone.
00:45:57.000 Seriously.
00:45:58.000 I'm not going to leave it alone.
00:45:59.000 You didn't leave it alone.
00:46:00.000 You know what you can tell in this clip that Anthony grew up with a brother and OP didn't?
00:46:05.000 Like, people with brothers, they get conflict.
00:46:09.000 Men without brothers, they just, they go, why are we doing conflict?
00:46:12.000 Let's stop.
00:46:12.000 Right.
00:46:13.000 He wanted to say that what he was doing was annoying him, but now he's countering it.
00:46:18.000 And now he's like, leave me alone.
00:46:19.000 Leave me alone.
00:46:20.000 Leave me alone.
00:46:21.000 They can dish it out, but they can't take it.
00:46:22.000 You'll notice that with play fighting, too, when you're younger, like when you're in your teens, you play fight with a guy who has brothers and he tries to get you in a thing and then he's laughing, whatever.
00:46:31.000 But when you play fight with someone or even sometimes even pick on someone who never had a brother, they don't know what to do.
00:46:37.000 Like they get really mad or freaked out or you get a friend in a headlock when you're like 16 who didn't have a brother and he's like, get the fuck off of me, man.
00:46:45.000 Fuck.
00:46:46.000 Fuck who's that?
00:46:48.000 It's called a headlock and I'm about to give you a noogie.
00:46:50.000 Yeah.
00:46:51.000 Calm down or you're what you're this close to a Charlie horse.
00:46:55.000 Opi actually, he did grow up with a brothel. 0.54
00:46:59.000 He did?
00:47:00.000 Yeah.
00:47:01.000 He owns a restaurant.
00:47:02.000 It's called like KJ Fetterland or something like that.
00:47:04.000 Or like, no, F.H. Riley.
00:47:06.000 Are they similar in age?
00:47:07.000 Because he doesn't act like it.
00:47:08.000 That's hurting my theory.
00:47:10.000 Are you Ryan Catsu Rivera's dad?
00:47:13.000 No, that's crazy.
00:47:17.000 Just another age.
00:47:18.000 Ryan, if I come up with a theory and it's wrong, bring it up to me after the show.
00:47:23.000 Okay.
00:47:23.000 Okay?
00:47:24.000 Let's drop it.
00:47:26.000 Let's drop it.
00:47:26.000 I don't want to drop it.
00:47:28.000 Just drop it.
00:47:30.000 No, I want to drop it.
00:47:31.000 Don't go there.
00:47:31.000 People say shit about you.
00:47:32.000 You get theories wrong too, you know.
00:47:34.000 Go ahead, sir.
00:47:35.000 People talk about it.
00:47:35.000 Say theories.
00:47:36.000 People know the theory.
00:47:37.000 People, go to the chats.
00:47:38.000 Just drop.
00:47:39.000 Trust me, you want to drop it.
00:47:40.000 You get theories wrong all the time.
00:47:42.000 I'm not dropping anything.
00:47:43.000 No, you should drop it because you're going to regret it.
00:47:45.000 The only thing I'm dropping is my headphones.
00:47:51.000 My headphones?
00:47:53.000 Yeah.
00:47:53.000 There are going to be two things dropping.
00:47:55.000 My headphone and you on the ground.
00:47:57.000 You just ruined that whole super fun bit.
00:48:00.000 My bad.
00:48:02.000 Asians on the riff. 0.96
00:48:04.000 This is from another Maddie.
00:48:06.000 Gavin is as Catholic as Milu is straight.
00:48:09.000 Straight is spelled wrong, by the way.
00:48:11.000 You're a fake Catholic. 1.00
00:48:12.000 Ask Maddie.
00:48:13.000 No CCD, no bullshit, no altar serving.
00:48:16.000 You don't get to sneak in.
00:48:18.000 Don't talk about the Knights like you altar served for bishops.
00:48:22.000 You have hurt me today.
00:48:24.000 Ouchies.
00:48:25.000 Shouldn't you not judge another's connection with the Lord?
00:48:31.000 Great show.
00:48:31.000 Maddie's the shit.
00:48:32.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:48:33.000 That's not interesting.
00:48:34.000 Have you seen how 2020 divided by 666 is Biden's campaign phone number?
00:48:39.000 30330?
00:48:41.000 Yes, of course I have.
00:48:43.000 Everyone's done that math.
00:48:45.000 Tell Rye Baby to goog that shit, homeboy. 0.99
00:48:47.000 Yeah, Google 2020 divided by 666.
00:48:51.000 I'll do that.
00:48:52.000 Computer.
00:48:53.000 Computer.
00:48:54.000 What is 2020 divided by 666?
00:48:59.000 2020 divided by 666 is approximately 3.033.
00:49:06.000 Whoa.
00:49:07.000 What's that called again?
00:49:08.000 Numerology?
00:49:09.000 Gematria.
00:49:10.000 Gematria.
00:49:11.000 Yeah.
00:49:12.000 It's part of astrology.
00:49:14.000 Numerology.
00:49:16.000 You guys should have someone run and get some nitrous.
00:49:18.000 Oh, this is back.
00:49:19.000 We're now all the way back to the things.
00:49:21.000 Hey, Maddie, bust down 123 burpees for the wood pile. 1.00
00:49:24.000 Oof.
00:49:25.000 What does that mean?
00:49:26.000 He wants you to do 123 burpees?
00:49:28.000 Yeah.
00:49:28.000 I would rather eat a piece of shit and I'm not exaggerating.
00:49:32.000 I fucking...
00:49:33.000 15 burpees.
00:49:35.000 Even doing like sets at 10, I wouldn't want to do that.
00:49:39.000 It's brutal.
00:49:42.000 Okay, we're winding up here.
00:49:44.000 By the way, tomorrow is New Year's Eve.
00:49:46.000 We'll all be here for hundreds of hours.
00:49:48.000 When should we start?
00:49:50.000 You have to be there for midnight.
00:49:52.000 You don't want to do a four-hour show.
00:49:53.000 Maybe we should go like 11 till 1.
00:49:55.000 Nah.
00:49:56.000 It kind of similar.
00:49:57.000 Let's do it at 12.30.
00:49:59.000 What?
00:49:59.000 10.30 to 12.30.
00:50:00.000 That seemed about right.
00:50:01.000 Yeah, let's do that.
00:50:02.000 So tomorrow night, 10.30 to 12.30, New Year's Eve special.
00:50:06.000 We'll be taking calls, having fun.
00:50:12.000 So this will be our last email.
00:50:14.000 My boyfriend Don Fry would beat the shit out of your boyfriend.
00:50:19.000 Wait a minute.
00:50:19.000 This guy's talking about bears and boyfriends, and this is a pre-taped show.
00:50:27.000 Hey, what's up, MCP Pants and Helmet Head?
00:50:30.000 I just wanted to show you my breathtakingly gorgeous boyfriend Don Fry when he was in his prime, beating the living shit out of everybody in the world.
00:50:38.000 In real life, I might add a not in fake movies like your utter, like your butt-ugly boyfriend, Jason Statham.
00:50:46.000 You know what?
00:50:46.000 When you insult my boyfriend Jason Statham, I just feel bad for you because I go, you're a dead man.
00:50:51.000 Like, I'm just, I'm going to sit back here and watch him fucking roundhouse kick your head off.
00:50:58.000 He's got no lips.
00:50:59.000 Then he does a barfing emoji for Jason Statham.
00:51:03.000 Don Fry's amazingly beautiful physique makes Jason Statham look like he's dying of leukemia.
00:51:10.000 Don's getting a bit older now, but when he was in his prime, he was arguably the most beautiful man and most dangerous man at the same time.
00:51:18.000 I challenge you to find a man who is more handsome and dangerous.
00:51:22.000 He looks like Don Sheligon steroids.
00:51:24.000 He does.
00:51:24.000 He does.
00:51:25.000 I like the sound of that.
00:51:27.000 Handsome and dangerous.
00:51:28.000 That should be like our motto.
00:51:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:30.000 Our subhead.
00:51:31.000 Handsome and dangerous.
00:51:32.000 The baby monsters, handsome and dangerous.
00:51:35.000 I like you more than a bald eagle with sunglasses and high heels on.
00:51:38.000 Wes, you can say my name.
00:51:39.000 You didn't show the picture he included.
00:51:41.000 We should see his idea of a hunk.
00:51:44.000 This is the most recent email, Ryan.
00:51:46.000 It came in at 2.05.
00:51:48.000 Okay.
00:51:49.000 I just gave away when we record these.
00:51:52.000 Okay.
00:51:53.000 We started with a bear and a hunk, and we should end with a bear and a hunk.
00:51:56.000 There you go.
00:51:56.000 B and an H. There he is, breathtakingly gorgeous.
00:52:01.000 Now, look at the guy in the crowd behind him.
00:52:04.000 It's almost his body double.
00:52:06.000 Yeah.
00:52:07.000 There he is.
00:52:07.000 He looks identical.
00:52:09.000 There's two.
00:52:10.000 I'm jealous of this guy.
00:52:11.000 But why is he in the background?
00:52:13.000 His head is bigger than the guy in the front.
00:52:15.000 What the fuck?
00:52:15.000 What happened to your head, dude?
00:52:16.000 You buy hats on the internet?
00:52:19.000 Your hat's custom made.
00:52:21.000 He's ego guy, too.
00:52:22.000 He's head guy too.
00:52:23.000 I have a theory.
00:52:24.000 He wears stretchy hats.
00:52:25.000 My theory, that's his body double.
00:52:27.000 And he's like, no, you can go to the front road with a fight.
00:52:29.000 It's fine.
00:52:30.000 There's no internet.
00:52:31.000 So, you know, nobody's going to see you.
00:52:34.000 And so that's a mask over a guy's head.
00:52:36.000 That's why it's bigger.
00:52:37.000 Get fired.
00:52:38.000 Get in trouble.
00:52:39.000 Be brave.
00:52:39.000 And never stop fighting.
00:52:54.000 Wish we could turn back time to the good old days.
00:53:00.000 When the mama sang us to sleep, but now we're stressed out.
00:53:05.000 Wish we could turn back time to the good old days.
00:53:11.000 When the mama sang us too sweet, but now we're stressed out.
00:53:20.000 We're stressed out.