Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 26, 2022


GOML LIVE #163


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

156.78474

Word Count

959

Sentence Count

106

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

On this week's episode of Censored TV's Get Off My Lawn Live, host Ryan Higa is joined by his good friend and long time co-worker, Ryan D'Andrea, to discuss the life and career of Ryan's favorite band, AC/DC.


Transcript

00:00:47.000 It's the front bottoms from New Jersey, Twin Size Mattress.
00:00:50.000 About breaking up, I guess.
00:00:52.000 Sad little song.
00:00:54.000 I feel like if when you were younger, Ryan, if you were 20, you'd be totally ripping off this band.
00:01:00.000 No, I don't like this type of stuff.
00:01:02.000 That existed when I was like a music man.
00:01:05.000 Well, this band's from 2007 originally, I believe.
00:01:08.000 Yep, that style has been around.
00:01:10.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live on censored TV.
00:01:15.000 Maddie O is not here.
00:01:17.000 Again, he's still away on vacación.
00:01:20.000 But as you know, this is the show that is free to the public.
00:01:26.000 We do a free show here for the first, I always say half hour.
00:01:29.000 It ends up being an hour because I want to talk about stuff and catch everyone up.
00:01:32.000 And then we do some calls.
00:01:34.000 We take some letters.
00:01:35.000 There's a super chat.
00:01:36.000 This is sort of where we get to know the baby monsters.
00:01:38.000 We get to know the public.
00:01:40.000 We get to know what you guys had a problem with this week and what was factually incorrect or what you disagree with.
00:01:47.000 We get to know the audience.
00:01:49.000 And I think that's the very important part of anyone doing business.
00:01:53.000 And getting good at it.
00:01:54.000 And getting good at it, if you will.
00:01:56.000 Today's episode is brought to you by Nita Fashions.
00:02:00.000 I usually wear a suit on the show.
00:02:02.000 I wear a t-shirt on the live show because I'm promoting our various t-shirts.
00:02:06.000 You can go to censoring.tv and pick up these shirts.
00:02:07.000 But before we get to that, self-plug, check out Nita Fashions.
00:02:12.000 They can set you up.
00:02:13.000 All the suits, well, not all, but 99% of the suits you see me wear on the show are from Nita Fashions.
00:02:19.000 Custom-made.
00:02:20.000 They're measured to a T. I love this place.
00:02:23.000 And when you go there, they go to all these different hotel rooms around the world.
00:02:28.000 They'll come to your town at some point, although you can do it online too.
00:02:31.000 And you get measured up and you're in seam and all that stuff, and you go and check fabrics.
00:02:34.000 It's a male equivalent to a spa.
00:02:37.000 I don't like spas.
00:02:38.000 Damn!
00:02:40.000 I don't want anyone touching my toes.
00:02:42.000 I don't like being in hot water.
00:02:43.000 I hate being massaged.
00:02:44.000 This is what a massage feels like to me.
00:02:46.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:02:49.000 It's annoying.
00:02:50.000 I come from really, really hard.
00:02:52.000 But Nita Fashions, you go there and you discuss what the pockets will be like and what buttons, mother of pearl buttons and all this.
00:03:01.000 And the great thing about this place, too, is it's in Hong Kong and they ship it to you after you get it all measured up.
00:03:08.000 It's never happened in the States.
00:03:10.000 The range is amazing.
00:03:12.000 Get a shirt for 50 bucks, get a shirt for 500 bucks.
00:03:14.000 Get a suit for 800 bucks, get a suit for 5,000 bucks.
00:03:20.000 Everyone should have one suit, too, don't you think?
00:03:23.000 Even if you're a welder, you're going to go to weddings, you're going to go to funerals.
00:03:27.000 Look at the cool linings you can choose.
00:03:29.000 You choose that, too.
00:03:30.000 And you feel like you've been pampered.
00:03:32.000 When you go there and you get all fitted, it's the male equivalent of being pampered.
00:03:37.000 My head is touching the top here, Ryan.
00:03:41.000 So we'd like to thank Nita Fashions for being with us since day one.
00:03:46.000 What's the URL there, Ryan?
00:03:48.000 NitaFashions.com.
00:03:49.000 Once again, that is NitaFashions.
00:03:51.000 No URL.
00:03:52.000 Nita.com.
00:03:53.000 That is the URL.
00:03:56.000 No, I meant no hyphen, no underscore.
00:03:57.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:03:58.000 And what's the, for some reason, maybe I'm an old guy, but most of our people seem to like to go there via Instagram.
00:04:04.000 Their Instagram is nita.fashions.
00:04:07.000 Again, that is nita.fashions.
00:04:09.000 So DM them there, set it up.
00:04:10.000 Please make sure you mention that you're coming from Censored TV because they give me amazing deals on outfits, which is why I'm always looking so fantastic.
00:04:19.000 It's ironic that I'm advertising them here with a t-shirt on when I'm usually wearing it.
00:04:23.000 And you know what else is cool, by the way?
00:04:25.000 When you get your suit, it says your name on the inside.
00:04:29.000 I have this fantasy of my sons.
00:04:31.000 One of the things that helps them get over my death is that they'll have the suits and they can wear them and my Rolex.
00:04:40.000 But they probably won't want either.
00:04:42.000 Don't live for your kids.
00:04:44.000 I wrote all these notes in the books I read, hoping they would read them one day.
00:04:48.000 But they don't do that.
00:04:51.000 They're not interested in the books.
00:04:54.000 You wonder what your legacy will be with your children.
00:04:56.000 Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
00:04:58.000 Neither fashions.
00:04:59.000 Thank you for sponsoring the show.
00:05:01.000 All right, let's get started with the show.
00:05:07.000 Before we take calls, and we'll put the number on the screen there to take calls.
00:05:12.000 I want to talk about...
00:05:16.000 Are you hearing that?
00:05:17.000 Sex.
00:05:18.000 Yeah, I want to talk about sex.
00:05:20.000 Sex is like a tickle.
00:05:21.000 No, I think someone's lurking on the doorway.
00:05:26.000 Wish I check it out?
00:05:28.000 Normally we'd have Maddie to handle this.
00:05:30.000 Can you go answer it?
00:05:31.000 It's going to obviously distract me.
00:05:33.000 Might be someone.
00:05:34.000 I invited a couple people to watch the show.
00:05:37.000 Sorry about this, folks.
00:05:38.000 This does not make for very good entertainment.
00:05:42.000 But when we hear someone at the studio this late at night here in the Bronx, it's very weird because no one knows we're here.
00:05:49.000 And unless it's a buddy, then why would they?
00:05:58.000 Don't let them in.
00:06:03.000 Hello?
00:06:05.000 We're shooting a show.
00:06:06.000 Can we do this another time?