Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E159

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Long with Kevin McGuinness.

00:02:03.000 Hey, man, can you hear me?

00:02:07.000 Uh, okay.

00:02:10.000 How you doing?

00:02:10.000 You alright?

00:02:12.000 Yeah, I'm all right.

00:02:13.000 How are you?

00:02:16.000 Well, as good as I can be.

00:02:19.000 That's a bad question.

00:02:20.000 I'm sorry.

00:02:20.000 Kind of worrying about it.

00:02:22.000 I want to do the show.

00:02:23.000 Let's do the show.

00:02:24.000 Okay.

00:02:25.000 So I assume you're in the booth?

00:02:27.000 Yep.

00:02:29.000 And the music's off?

00:02:33.000 Okay.

00:02:33.000 Let's just get right into it.

00:02:36.000 It's important to explain the song so we, you know, have the right to use it.

00:02:41.000 That was Sacred Love, Bad Brains song from the album I Against Die in 1986.

00:02:47.000 The singer H.R., just an acronym for human rights.

00:02:52.000 He was in jail for distribution of marijuana.

00:02:56.000 I think he was selling weed on tour.

00:02:59.000 And they had already booked a studio.

00:03:03.000 So Bad Brains go, you know what?

00:03:04.000 Let's keep the studio.

00:03:05.000 And then he unscrewed his mic.

00:03:07.000 The phones in prison and jail, they're the old timey phones, right?

00:03:12.000 So he unscrews the sort of mouthpiece to give it an extra hollow sound.

00:03:16.000 And they recorded what Rolling Stone called one of the greatest makeout songs of all time, Sacred Love.

00:03:22.000 Sacred Love.

00:03:24.000 I've known for a week now that we were going to use that song, so it's been in my head for a week.

00:03:32.000 I don't want to come to you as a whore.

00:03:35.000 No, no, no.

00:03:37.000 What a fucking fantastic nut HR was.

00:03:40.000 I interviewed Daryl Jennifer from Bad Brains.

00:03:44.000 It wasn't an ass-kissy thing.

00:03:45.000 Like I talked about Bad Brains and their homophobia because they're Rastafarians and how they spray painted blood clot batty boy all over the big boys house when the big boys had them stay there.

00:03:58.000 And I talked about HR wearing a dress and showing up to the record label.

00:04:02.000 I think it was Roadrunner with a gun and saying, everybody's going to know now.

00:04:06.000 Everybody's going to know he wanted his money.

00:04:09.000 And Daryl Jennifer just goes, yeah, he's a creative motherfucker.

00:04:13.000 Don't you love it when people own something like that?

00:04:18.000 It totally disarms you.

00:04:20.000 Like I said to, I think I said to my wife the other day, I go, hey, our friends, let's call them the Lombardies, they have a date night every single Saturday.

00:04:29.000 And we don't.

00:04:31.000 And she goes, I don't like hanging out in bars.

00:04:33.000 I go, we don't have to hang out in a bar.

00:04:35.000 We can go anywhere.

00:04:37.000 And why don't we just go for dinner once a week?

00:04:40.000 And she goes, because I'm a lazy bitch.

00:04:44.000 I was sort of like, okay, well, that's the end of that debate.

00:04:48.000 Or even my mechanic, Joe, Jose.

00:04:51.000 I go, dude, I left you the Land Rover.

00:04:53.000 I get it back.

00:04:54.000 You fix the whatever thing in the front, the dash, but the gas tank still goes chunk after it's only a quarter full.

00:05:01.000 I can't fill it up.

00:05:02.000 It keeps thinking it's full.

00:05:03.000 And he goes, oh, shit, I guess I forgot to fix that.

00:05:06.000 I go, yeah, but I told you to.

00:05:08.000 Why did you forget?

00:05:08.000 And he goes, because I'm a fucking idiot and I always forget things.

00:05:12.000 Okay.

00:05:13.000 Well, I guess we're done with that.

00:05:15.000 Culpability.

00:05:17.000 Speaking of culpability, holy shit, did this little art experiment ever fucking explode?

00:05:24.000 Wow.

00:05:25.000 I consider that a smashing success.

00:05:28.000 What about you?

00:05:29.000 Can I hear you if you talk?

00:05:31.000 I think so.

00:05:33.000 Okay, it's kind of echoey.

00:05:36.000 Yeah, I must, at the beginning of the week, there was all the news stories, right?

00:05:41.000 Was he arrested by the FBI?

00:05:44.000 Is he in jail?

00:05:45.000 Where did he go?

00:05:46.000 And it's the reason I call it a success is you really see everyone's true colors, right?

00:05:53.000 Like you see, by the way, I only have half an hour to talk, but I'll call back if we get cut off, okay?

00:06:02.000 Affirmed.

00:06:04.000 Maybe pull up B-roll and shit while I'm talking.

00:06:06.000 I don't know.

00:06:07.000 Maybe show articles and tweets.

00:06:09.000 Do you have any tweets of people gloating?

00:06:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:18.000 There's a few categories of people, right?

00:06:20.000 You see, there's the lefty journalists like Will Summer and Jared Holt and those kind of guys, the Nazi hunters, which is just such a fucking crazy career.

00:06:29.000 Your Whole life is dedicated to a mythological creature, the American neo-Nazi.

00:06:38.000 That's your job fighting white male right-wing extremism.

00:06:42.000 No other extremism, not jihad, nothing else.

00:06:44.000 Just that one group.

00:06:45.000 And it's ironically the least racist group.

00:06:47.000 White males are notoriously the least racist demographic in the country.

00:06:52.000 You see this with dating apps.

00:06:54.000 They're always all over the map, whereas most other races stick to their own on dating apps.

00:07:02.000 White men's dicks at least are the least horny dicks.

00:07:04.000 I mean, least racist dicks in the world.

00:07:07.000 But these losers dedicated.

00:07:08.000 So that group, they were like, yes, fucking, he's dead.

00:07:12.000 And then another, it's really the same group, the sort of Antifa guys, that are like, fuck around and find out, which is perfect because these guys call themselves anti-fascists.

00:07:22.000 And what do they do when the government oversteps its boundary?

00:07:26.000 They don't go, Jesus.

00:07:28.000 I mean, I don't like the guy, but even they're going after everyone with no evidence.

00:07:31.000 Like, what was his crime?

00:07:32.000 I don't understand.

00:07:33.000 I hate him.

00:07:34.000 But what was his crime?

00:07:35.000 No, they're just like, good, bitch.

00:07:36.000 Fucking run.

00:07:39.000 Like with Proud Boys.

00:07:41.000 You know, they're anti-prison system unless it's someone that they disagree with.

00:07:46.000 So in the case of Max and John and Ethan and Joe and Zach, they're like, good, fucking throw away the key.

00:07:53.000 In other words, they're fascists.

00:07:56.000 These want you to go to jail if you disagree with them.

00:08:02.000 They'll make up any bullshit story about, you know, terrorism and domestic terrorism and Adam Waffen or whatever the fuck little group they're pretending to worry about now.

00:08:11.000 But at the end of the day, they want us in jail for disagreeing with them.

00:08:16.000 And, you know, what's amazing about it too is there's very serious debates in this country.

00:08:23.000 Like abortion is a very heavy shit debate.

00:08:26.000 One side says, if you don't allow me to abort my baby, then I'm going to die getting an illegal abortion and there's going to be all this death and you're turning me into a handmaid sale baby slave.

00:08:35.000 And then the other side is, yeah, I know that's all bad and everything, but it doesn't give you the right to kill a baby.

00:08:41.000 That's murder.

00:08:42.000 You're murdering a baby.

00:08:43.000 That's a real serious argument.

00:08:46.000 I understand that both sides would want to die for a cause like that.

00:08:50.000 In both instances, we're talking about murder in a sense, right?

00:08:54.000 One says you're murdering me.

00:08:55.000 The other side says you're murdering a baby.

00:08:57.000 But with this Antifa radical left, and when I say that, I mean the Nazi hunters who are just ghostbusters.

00:09:03.000 They're the exact same as these ghost hunter guys.

00:09:06.000 They fight mythical creatures.

00:09:08.000 So there's those guys, sorry, with those guys, the disagreement is, you don't take me seriously.

00:09:16.000 That's why the radical left hates me.

00:09:18.000 Not because of my views on immigration or feminism or any of that stuff.

00:09:23.000 It's because I mock them.

00:09:25.000 That's their rage.

00:09:27.000 So they're sitting there gloating all week because they think someone who made fun of them is getting the shit beaten out of them and having a horrible life.

00:09:37.000 How fucking sad and depraved is that?

00:09:40.000 So then after the leaks come out, you start seeing them, instead of them going, shit, we were duped.

00:09:47.000 We didn't get what we wished for.

00:09:48.000 Santa ripped us off.

00:09:50.000 They change it to like a, he faked it.

00:09:53.000 It was an attention grift.

00:09:55.000 And they never talk about censored.tv if it's, you know, not to gloat.

00:10:00.000 Like remember when Milo left?

00:10:02.000 Milo said, oh, they're firing everyone.

00:10:03.000 Then all of a sudden there's all this news.

00:10:05.000 Yes, they're failing.

00:10:06.000 Like these guys are women.

00:10:09.000 They are way too emotional to do the job of journalism.

00:10:14.000 They shouldn't be doing it.

00:10:16.000 The only way you should be a journalist is the same way you should be a judge when you're totally impartial and can just look at the facts and draw sober conclusions.

00:10:23.000 They're fucking drunk with bitter high school girl revenge.

00:10:28.000 Are you playing shit in the background or what are people looking at while I'm talking?

00:10:34.000 I showed the tweets and then now just the radio.

00:10:41.000 Okay, well, don't do that.

00:10:43.000 That's not TV.

00:10:44.000 That's radio.

00:10:45.000 I think I sent you some links.

00:10:47.000 There's like the LA Mag one.

00:10:53.000 Let me turn it.

00:10:55.000 I got you.

00:11:01.000 Actually, I sent you the notes, right?

00:11:04.000 Yeah.

00:11:07.000 So I liked...

00:11:09.000 I liked...

00:11:10.000 What was one, two?

00:11:12.000 Oh, that's Ashley.

00:11:14.000 Fuck is her name?

00:11:15.000 Ashley Witty?

00:11:18.000 Ashley Dwitty?

00:11:19.000 Ashton Witty.

00:11:21.000 Oh, no, that's a different.

00:11:25.000 Do you have the Ashton Woody one?

00:11:27.000 Let me see.

00:11:28.000 Kind of at the end of this section.

00:11:31.000 It just popped into my head.

00:11:32.000 Yeah, well, okay.

00:11:34.000 Yes, all right.

00:11:35.000 I'm showing it now.

00:11:36.000 I'm going to play the volume.

00:11:37.000 What the fuck's her name again?

00:11:39.000 Ashton Woody.

00:11:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:41.000 Or Ashton Birdie, whatever.

00:11:43.000 So this is like the Owen Benjamin scenario.

00:11:46.000 You really see who your friends are when something like this goes down.

00:11:48.000 So she's just instantly goes, fuck him.

00:11:50.000 And it's weird with her, too, because like I was ride or die for that bitch.

00:11:55.000 And she was, you know, going through a really rough time.

00:11:58.000 She was suicidal.

00:11:59.000 I would hook her up.

00:12:01.000 Like at one point, she was homeless.

00:12:02.000 I hooked her up with a place to stay in LA, someone's couch.

00:12:07.000 And yeah, always stuck by her, always positive, always like, can I help?

00:12:12.000 I've fielded some very frantic, sad calls late at night.

00:12:17.000 And then she's like, fuck, this guy's doing it for clicks.

00:12:20.000 Which, so that obviously bums me out because I feel betrayed.

00:12:26.000 But it's also retarded.

00:12:30.000 I'm not on YouTube.

00:12:32.000 There's no clicks you get from this.

00:12:36.000 You get free advertising in a sense.

00:12:38.000 And it was probably a million dollars worth of advertising, really.

00:12:42.000 And you know what's funny about it?

00:12:43.000 Speaking of clicks, the subs were a zero-sum game.

00:12:47.000 When I first talked to the tech guy about the subs, he goes, you're down, four people canceled, and 77 signed up.

00:12:53.000 And then he goes, wait a minute, I just double-checked.

00:12:55.000 Those 70 of those 77 are Pat Dixon.

00:12:59.000 Promo code PAT.

00:13:01.000 So you're seven up, four down, and three more just canceled.

00:13:04.000 So I think it was like probably 11 canceled and eight signed up.

00:13:09.000 So yeah, it was not good for clicks per se.

00:13:13.000 And that's not why you do stuff like this.

00:13:15.000 You do stuff like this because it's interesting.

00:13:17.000 It's art.

00:13:18.000 And it's amazing how many fucking readers are sending me letters going, that's fucked up what you did.

00:13:23.000 You need to do damage control.

00:13:24.000 You need an apology, blah, blah, blah.

00:13:26.000 Like, I'm your bitch.

00:13:28.000 And I owe you anything.

00:13:29.000 We're not friends.

00:13:31.000 And don't, this, this pisses me off the most.

00:13:33.000 Don't tell me how to do my fucking art.

00:13:35.000 Okay?

00:13:37.000 That's not your right.

00:13:38.000 The fact that you can talk to me and send letters in, that's egregious.

00:13:44.000 No other artist has to hear from people constantly telling them how to tweak with their fucking art.

00:13:50.000 Fuck you.

00:13:51.000 And here's another thing.

00:13:54.000 And this is actually good for you.

00:13:55.000 We're not friends, okay?

00:13:58.000 We're a community, in a sense, and you're not a fan.

00:14:01.000 Don't be a fucking fan.

00:14:03.000 This is shitty, what you did to your fans.

00:14:04.000 That's fucking gay.

00:14:06.000 What are we, the bay city rollers?

00:14:08.000 You're not my fans.

00:14:09.000 If anything, I'm your employee.

00:14:11.000 I entertain you.

00:14:12.000 I go pour through hours and hours of news stories, pick out funny ones, and try to give you a hot take on it.

00:14:19.000 So while you're out working, I'm running around reading the newspapers for you.

00:14:23.000 So when you come home, you can have it concise.

00:14:24.000 So in that sense, I'm your fucking janitor.

00:14:27.000 So don't talk about being my fan.

00:14:30.000 I'll never forget when Krass was on tour and Penny Rimbo was approached by a fan in quotation marks.

00:14:38.000 And he's a young kid, probably 17.

00:14:39.000 He said, well, you saw my Krass album.

00:14:42.000 And Penny goes, what's your name?

00:14:43.000 And he goes, Derek.

00:14:45.000 He goes, all right.

00:14:46.000 And he grabs the boy's hand and puts it around like the pen.

00:14:51.000 So now Penny's holding the kid's hand with the pen in it.

00:14:54.000 And he writes Derek on the album.

00:14:57.000 Because he doesn't do autographs because that's fucking gay.

00:15:03.000 So that bothered me.

00:15:06.000 But again, that's all part of the experiment is seeing the way people react.

00:15:11.000 Milo was pissed off.

00:15:12.000 He's like, what are you doing?

00:15:14.000 You're not making headlines.

00:15:16.000 You're just making people angry.

00:15:17.000 And I sent him like about 40 headlines.

00:15:20.000 And I go, it's kind of making headlines, actually.

00:15:22.000 The fucking hyenas come out to gloat.

00:15:26.000 The turkey vultures come down from riding the thermals to feed on the alleged carcass.

00:15:33.000 And then I had, but, but Milo's a ride or die nigga, so he was like, oh, I thought it approved, but oh, well, you should tell people at some point, soon.

00:15:44.000 And then, of course, we have the Ashtons, and then we have the Kumias, the Crip Daddies, and the Josh Denny's that are like, I'm not sure I get it, but I'm with you.

00:15:55.000 And then you have the Owen Benjamins who are like, are you going to divulge this at any point?

00:16:01.000 And then what he should have said is, I'm sorry, I can't abide by this.

00:16:06.000 You're burdening me with a secret.

00:16:07.000 I'm going public.

00:16:08.000 But he doesn't do that.

00:16:09.000 He just does.

00:16:10.000 He does like a five-hour podcast about it.

00:16:15.000 How are we doing for time, by the way?

00:16:17.000 You'll have to keep updating me because I have to know what a half-hour chunk is.

00:16:20.000 We're at about 15.

00:16:23.000 Okay, so we're halfway through.

00:16:24.000 I'm allowed to call you back.

00:16:29.000 So Ashton's dead to me.

00:16:31.000 I'll never speak to her again or even think about it.

00:16:33.000 That's the beauty of the Scottish way.

00:16:34.000 When you ex people, they just cease to exist.

00:16:37.000 And then with Owen, it's the exact same story.

00:16:38.000 I'll just say my take on him just for fun, and then I'll drop it.

00:16:42.000 Always liked him.

00:16:43.000 I was at his back.

00:16:44.000 Even when he was going through the anti-Jew phase, which he might be back on, actually.

00:16:48.000 I was just like, okay, I can talk to an anti-Semite, especially if he's a curious person.

00:16:54.000 It's an idea.

00:16:55.000 I'm not scared of ideas.

00:16:59.000 Stuck by him through thick and thin.

00:17:01.000 And so did Anthony, by the way, this bullshit rumor that he called child services or objected to.

00:17:07.000 He did object to the idea of child services being called.

00:17:09.000 And it was a joke, by the way, the guy who mentioned that.

00:17:14.000 But I think what happened with him is he did those CBDs.

00:17:19.000 I think it was, what's his name, Shoe?

00:17:21.000 Fat Pussy, whatever his name is, Coco Diaz.

00:17:24.000 And I think he has schizophrenia.

00:17:27.000 Maybe a mild case.

00:17:28.000 I don't know.

00:17:29.000 But you know what those people, they live a normal life.

00:17:32.000 And then usually in adolescence, something triggers it.

00:17:34.000 A fight, it's commonly a fight, but people don't fight anymore.

00:17:38.000 And now I've noticed it's possible.

00:17:39.000 I know of at least three that were triggered by fake marijuana.

00:17:43.000 Well, one was fake MDMA, and the other two were herbal marijuana.

00:17:48.000 And then once it's triggered, it's triggered.

00:17:51.000 And like the cat's out of the bag.

00:17:54.000 And I'm not sure, but I think it's quite possible that that's what happened with Owen.

00:18:00.000 But because he has a high IQ and a great work ethic, he doesn't become a homeless man.

00:18:05.000 He just makes bear terrier.

00:18:08.000 And he starts a thing.

00:18:09.000 And he's because he's a survivor.

00:18:13.000 That's what I think has happened to his personality.

00:18:15.000 That's just a guess.

00:18:17.000 The fact that he was so quick to shit on Anthony now is downright confusing.

00:18:21.000 Whatever.

00:18:22.000 And I'm not even sure.

00:18:22.000 I just should have said my theory about his brain.

00:18:25.000 That's none of my business.

00:18:26.000 It's just a dumb theory.

00:18:27.000 But I forgive him.

00:18:31.000 But I'm never speaking to him again.

00:18:32.000 You know, there's harboring some sort of resentment.

00:18:36.000 And then it's just like, well, I can't trust you.

00:18:38.000 So why hang out with someone that you don't think you can trust?

00:18:45.000 So that's my, I'll never mention him again.

00:18:47.000 We got it.

00:18:49.000 But also, it's kind of weird how these fans are so into the interdynamics between the various people they watch.

00:18:58.000 Like, did people care if Johnny Carson and Burt Reynolds were friends?

00:19:03.000 Why would you give a fuck?

00:19:04.000 Like, I can't tell how many times people told me to make up with Greg Gutfeld or Michael Malice.

00:19:10.000 Why?

00:19:12.000 Why should I?

00:19:13.000 Ain't nobody get time for that.

00:19:14.000 I don't give a fuck what friends you make up with.

00:19:18.000 Anyway, here, go to 1.3 and tell me what you think of this.

00:19:26.000 Because I had a guy write in And say, how are you different from Juicy Smollett?

00:19:34.000 And I'm like, well, I don't think he was doing art.

00:19:38.000 He was trying to get people to think something happened to him that was indicative of a bigger pattern, which I guess I am guilty of that in a sense.

00:19:48.000 But he like ran with it and is still running with it today.

00:19:56.000 Is this the video?

00:19:58.000 It's like a funeral scene?

00:20:01.000 Yeah.

00:20:01.000 Okay.

00:20:02.000 Are you playing that?

00:20:03.000 I'm playing it now.

00:20:04.000 Yeah.

00:20:04.000 Just keep playing it in the background.

00:20:06.000 Don't have the audio on.

00:20:07.000 It's just people crying.

00:20:08.000 Okay.

00:20:13.000 But yeah, the juicy Smileian allergy is an interesting discussion.

00:20:17.000 And that's really what these things are about, ultimately, is interesting discussions.

00:20:21.000 Although the example I'm showing you now, I don't think that's an interesting discussion.

00:20:28.000 It's a very intense version of what we're talking about now.

00:20:38.000 Did you get to the reveal yet?

00:20:39.000 Yeah.

00:20:40.000 Yeah.

00:20:47.000 Yeah, God, it was so crazy how many people contacted me.

00:20:50.000 Like, every single person I've ever met contacted me.

00:20:54.000 The guy who dated Mitsu when we were punks in Ottawa contacted me.

00:20:59.000 Every famous person I know contacted me.

00:21:01.000 My parents didn't, but I think my brother let them in on it.

00:21:06.000 One interesting take, though, from the people that were mad is people were worried about you.

00:21:11.000 Don't you understand how bad that is?

00:21:14.000 And I'm like, good.

00:21:15.000 Yeah.

00:21:16.000 Welcome to my world.

00:21:18.000 Every single fucking day, I'm worried about Max and John and Zach, Riel, and Ethan Nardine and Joe Biggs.

00:21:26.000 I think about them at least half a day.

00:21:29.000 I talk to their lawyers once a day.

00:21:31.000 I talk to John's wife.

00:21:32.000 I talk to Max's girlfriend.

00:21:36.000 We talk about when they're released, what can we do when they're released, getting the money, raising money for Joe's trial.

00:21:42.000 There's talk of Trump financing the Gen 6 trials.

00:21:48.000 I don't know if he knows how much that is.

00:21:51.000 We're up against the government, right?

00:21:53.000 And they have a blank check, and they have the best lawyers known to man.

00:21:56.000 And one thing I've noticed about the lawyers on our side, when I talk to them, they never talk shit about the prosecution.

00:22:02.000 They're like, these guys are fucking good.

00:22:04.000 They're the best in their game.

00:22:06.000 So to compete with that, you really need like $2 million a person.

00:22:10.000 Two for Joe, two for Ethan, two for Zach.

00:22:13.000 Now, no one's getting even close to that.

00:22:15.000 But what I'm saying is $6 million is a break-even number for this kind of a war we're in.

00:22:21.000 So if other, and I understand a lot of people don't know those guys like I do, or they're sick of hearing about Proud Boys.

00:22:29.000 Okay.

00:22:30.000 Well, if for a week you could experience what I go through every day, good.

00:22:35.000 I'm glad.

00:22:36.000 I'm glad you feel it.

00:22:41.000 What else?

00:22:43.000 Did you show the Ian Spiegelman article?

00:22:45.000 LA Mag?

00:22:47.000 Oh, man.

00:22:49.000 This guy's some, he's like the kind of Jew that anti-Semites talk about all the time.

00:22:54.000 He's responsible for anti-Semitism.

00:22:59.000 This is a weird dude.

00:23:00.000 He's like a real New York page six kind of guy.

00:23:03.000 I think he's in LA now.

00:23:04.000 Obviously if it's LA Mag.

00:23:06.000 But he's obsessed with me claiming that I started hipsters, which I did.

00:23:10.000 And Vice is what made Williamsburg, Brooklyn, which it did.

00:23:14.000 But it's a weird thing to constantly be harping on because it's literally from a quarter of a century ago.

00:23:20.000 And no one gives a fuck if I did or didn't start hipsters, Ian.

00:23:24.000 What a strange obsession to have.

00:23:27.000 What a way to date yourself.

00:23:29.000 But I thought it was interesting in one of the articles, it said, a spy clued is in this weekend that, and then it quotes, I'm currently on vacation in Marseille in the south of France and just stood in line behind Gavin McKinnis and his wife and kids.

00:23:41.000 Yeah, he didn't say much, and initially I brushed it off, but then I knew it was him when I saw his wife, Emily Jendrusak.

00:23:47.000 Everyone calls my wife Emily Jendrusak.

00:23:49.000 It's obviously Emily McKinnis.

00:23:51.000 I think it's because of my wedding announcement.

00:23:53.000 It said Gavin McKinnis marries Emily Jendrissak.

00:23:55.000 She obviously took my last name.

00:23:56.000 I'm not a cuck.

00:23:58.000 I was directly behind him at the train station, Marseille, St. Charles.

00:24:02.000 Now, see, that would have held some weight if he had a camera.

00:24:05.000 What?

00:24:06.000 Snap a pic.

00:24:10.000 And then there was, yeah, there was, it was, I was getting articles sent to me from all over the world.

00:24:17.000 Like, I don't know what G7 is, but it's Spanish.

00:24:22.000 You got that one up there?

00:24:24.000 See?

00:24:25.000 Can you read that headline?

00:24:27.000 O Fundador dos Praboys, Gavin McKinneys, apartamente intorompido pe la policía em shao au vivo.

00:24:38.000 That sounds like Brazilian or Portuguese.

00:24:42.000 Oh, yeah?

00:24:42.000 I hate that language.

00:24:44.000 Someone was trying to tell me I'm anti-Semitic because I hate the sound of Hebrew.

00:24:47.000 And I'm like, get in line, Hebrew.

00:24:49.000 I do hate the sound of Hebrew.

00:24:51.000 I also hate the sound of German, Arabic, Portuguese.

00:24:54.000 There's a lot of Russian.

00:24:56.000 But my favorite was the India article.

00:25:00.000 McGinnis had simply began streaming his podcast day on his sensor.tv channel when police got here to his home.

00:25:07.000 I guess I live in the studio in the Bronx now.

00:25:10.000 And began looking it after they talked to a number of folks non-stop for a couple of minutes.

00:25:16.000 Followers began to guess what was occurring in Gavin's home.

00:25:20.000 And then it goes, after an FBI raid, Gavin McInnes was caught.

00:25:24.000 As of this writing, Gavin McInnes has not been arrested.

00:25:26.000 At least I spell my name right.

00:25:28.000 Fuck.

00:25:30.000 Has not been arrested for the reason that FBI raided his house just lately.

00:25:34.000 In additional element, Proud Boy's father Gavin McInnes was live streaming when the FBI raided his house, whereas he was on air.

00:25:41.000 Folks can hear him say, who's this for?

00:25:45.000 Like, is it for Indians who don't speak Indian or Hindu or whatever, Urdu?

00:25:52.000 How weird.

00:25:54.000 And then you got Will Summer16, who changes it from we were duped to he Lied, I don't think people realize how many times I've done this.

00:26:08.000 My Wikipedia used to list them all, but now it's been replaced with white nationalism.

00:26:13.000 But it all started in the 90s when we convinced this woman at Led D'Ivoire that we're gay lovers.

00:26:23.000 How are we doing for time, Ryan?

00:26:25.000 I think we're at 25 minutes, so we got three more mins.

00:26:32.000 Okay.

00:26:33.000 She's going to come on and say we have one minute left.

00:26:37.000 But yeah, you got duped.

00:26:39.000 Well, some are you losers?

00:26:41.000 And you got exposed for your bitter resentment.

00:26:44.000 Like, you throw them a morsel, just a strange conversation at the end of a podcast that appears to involve law enforcement.

00:26:51.000 You throw them a morsel like that, and you just look at the piranhas.

00:26:55.000 Fucking churn up the waters.

00:27:00.000 Anyway, that's all I got to say about that.

00:27:02.000 I'll be back in the studio tomorrow.

00:27:04.000 Got a big fancy thing coming also tomorrow.

00:27:08.000 About, well, you'll see.

00:27:10.000 A fun little thing.

00:27:11.000 We have one minute left.

00:27:13.000 Okay.

00:27:15.000 So, Ryan, why don't you do this?

00:27:19.000 I'll call you back, but in the interim, do the Let's Start the Show visual.

00:27:24.000 Okay, I think I can do that.

00:27:37.000 Wait, hold on one second.

00:27:51.000 Beautiful, beautiful, bursting light.

00:28:54.000 Hello, can you hear me?

00:28:56.000 Yes.

00:28:58.000 Cool, this is fun.

00:28:58.000 Maybe we'll do the show like this, every show.

00:29:08.000 Okay.

00:29:10.000 I got a lot to talk about.

00:29:11.000 I don't think I can fit it in a half hour.

00:29:13.000 I may have to do three of these.

00:29:17.000 Something weird's going on at CNN.

00:29:19.000 It's fun seeing the left freak out about their baby, the most biased news source ever, the Russia, Russia, Russia network, that openly admitted they were down to climate change, climate change, climate change.

00:29:32.000 And they're caught.

00:29:35.000 And people, like after Trump was gone, CNN had no reason to exist.

00:29:40.000 If you're the Biden PR network, the DNC, CNN-DNC, then when the DNC are winning, there's no point, no reason for you to exist.

00:29:50.000 So they got some Trump guy in there now, and he's just cleaning house, and he has zero fucking tolerance.

00:29:57.000 Did you put the tweet up?

00:29:59.000 Yes.

00:29:59.000 What does he say?

00:30:00.000 It said Biden's assertion that Trump and the extremist Republicans pose a threat to Americans' democracy is undeniably true.

00:30:08.000 John Harwood.

00:30:10.000 What a meathead.

00:30:11.000 Imagine being a news.

00:30:12.000 This is a whole other part of this art experiment where you see how emotional and biased these people are.

00:30:22.000 To brazenly shit on half the country and also pretend that you are an ambivalent and objective newsman is just, well, it's dumb.

00:30:33.000 And it's bad for business.

00:30:34.000 And that's why he's fired.

00:30:38.000 And we'll see if you can save this thinking ship.

00:30:40.000 I think this Newsweek is doing the same thing, where they're letting Andy know, write articles and shit.

00:30:46.000 I don't know, man.

00:30:47.000 I feel like what's going to happen, conservatives are going to start watching CNN.

00:30:53.000 I don't see that happening anytime soon.

00:30:54.000 It's like going back to an ex-girlfriend.

00:30:56.000 Once bitten, twice shy.

00:30:58.000 So I don't think it's going to work.

00:31:01.000 Also in the small-time news, Project Veritas has exposed our educators for what they are, Marxist shills, just like Antifa, just like these left-wing journalists.

00:31:15.000 They're all the same.

00:31:16.000 They all have the same politics.

00:31:18.000 They all have the same immorality.

00:31:20.000 They're all atheists.

00:31:21.000 They all couldn't give less of a fuck about children and their rights and their safety.

00:31:27.000 They all hate us.

00:31:28.000 They see us as evil Nazis that want to destroy the world.

00:31:31.000 When I say us, I'm literally talking about half of America.

00:31:36.000 And Project Veritas is exposing them for that.

00:31:38.000 And they've got this woman.

00:31:40.000 She works in the, I think it's the Upper West Side, at some fancy school, Trinity School.

00:31:45.000 And she's just openly admitting that she hates white boys.

00:31:50.000 And when they open their mouths, she tells them to fuck off and she shuts them up and is brainwashing her students to be like her, which we see that all the time.

00:31:58.000 Remember that gay at Disney that was like, I like to sneak in my not-so-secret agenda.

00:32:05.000 So the fact that they're so arrogant about this, and this goes back to the CNN guy, shows that they've had that position of power too long.

00:32:13.000 Like the French monarchy before the Revolution when Louis XIV decides he needs to spend all his time in Versailles.

00:32:20.000 The peasants eventually start to get annoyed with you and your arrogance.

00:32:24.000 And there's something different about this particular scoop.

00:32:28.000 I mean, it's exactly like their other scoops, but I'm looking at the Daily Mail, and it doesn't say conservative news outlet Project Veritas claims to have conversations that are edited and blah, blah, blah, with the usual Project Veritas caveats.

00:32:43.000 Now it just says the news piece like it came from AP or anything else.

00:32:49.000 So I feel like Project Veritas has finally achieved real news status.

00:32:56.000 And I talked to guys there, this is a real turning point.

00:32:59.000 This one feels different.

00:33:01.000 It feels like they're finally in the mainstream.

00:33:06.000 And there's no more caveats when you discuss Project Veritas.

00:33:11.000 You just discuss their news.

00:33:12.000 And that's what happens when you fight that long.

00:33:15.000 You eventually win.

00:33:17.000 And a big part of this, too, I think, is the alpaca.

00:33:21.000 The retraction alpaca, you know, their big wall of shame where they get journalists to take it back when they're called extremist or right-wing or whatever.

00:33:30.000 Redacto?

00:33:31.000 Redacto.

00:33:33.000 The retraction alpaca.

00:33:35.000 You do that enough times, and eventually people go, I can't lie about these guys.

00:33:39.000 It's too expensive.

00:33:42.000 It's just like Alan Freyer at the New York Times when he tried to frame me as being part of the January 6th insurrection and being there, saying he has photographic evidence.

00:33:51.000 And I told him to fuck off.

00:33:53.000 And then he goes, well, I got to hand it to you.

00:33:55.000 You really don't quit.

00:33:58.000 In other words, I'm not in this for news.

00:34:00.000 I'm in it to make you quit.

00:34:02.000 And you just keep getting up.

00:34:06.000 And then the last news story I have is we have a new group invited to the Serial Killer Club.

00:34:15.000 Indians.

00:34:16.000 Now, here in America, I call them American Indians.

00:34:21.000 Up in Canada, you're supposed to say First Nations or something.

00:34:25.000 I guess I'd say natives up there.

00:34:26.000 My brother once gotten big shit for saying natives instead of First Nations.

00:34:35.000 Sorry.

00:34:39.000 Food here sucks.

00:34:42.000 They went on a stabbing spree.

00:34:45.000 I don't know what the tribe is.

00:34:47.000 Does it say the tribe in that article?

00:34:49.000 I don't think it does.

00:34:51.000 But they're on the res.

00:34:54.000 Well, you can probably parse which one it is because they're largely within the James Smith Cree nation.

00:35:00.000 Okay, so there's Cree.

00:35:03.000 And, yeah, they stabbed, I think, dead 10 people.

00:35:08.000 And they're on the loose right now.

00:35:10.000 What a weird, random thing to do.

00:35:16.000 Maybe they're on meth.

00:35:18.000 I can't help but think a lot of these bizarre killings are meth-related.

00:35:23.000 Where they're just shooting people for no reason.

00:35:26.000 Because human life like those nightclub kids, Michael Eilig, when he murdered his meth dealer, chopped him up and put him in a bag.

00:35:36.000 When you're that high on speed, people aren't real to you.

00:35:42.000 What are you doing?

00:35:42.000 I guess, are you going to be doing any funny characters today?

00:35:47.000 I hadn't planned on it.

00:35:49.000 But I could.

00:35:53.000 Have you been on camera this entire show?

00:35:55.000 No.

00:35:56.000 Well, I think rather than, so what are people looking at?

00:36:00.000 The desk and also things that we're pulling up.

00:36:04.000 Well, no, they should be looking at you.

00:36:07.000 Okay.

00:36:08.000 I was thinking about this this week, too.

00:36:11.000 I appreciate, and AIU is probably one of the only people who can pull it off, but I'd still rather see his face.

00:36:16.000 We have so many hundreds of thousands of years of history reading people's faces and gestures.

00:36:22.000 It's so much less interesting to me to watch a video where the guy is just pulling up things and he's narrating, but you can't see his face.

00:36:31.000 Yeah, true.

00:36:32.000 You want to see a person in this medium?

00:36:35.000 Well, you know, people are important.

00:36:38.000 A lot of folks that are pretty cool.

00:36:43.000 My last piece of silly news.

00:36:46.000 Not that it's silly to have 10 people stabbed to death.

00:36:50.000 Joe Tonelli is in jail.

00:36:54.000 And that one's for real, folks.

00:36:58.000 Did I tell you this yet?

00:36:59.000 No.

00:37:00.000 So he's at the local bar, and he had been banned from there.

00:37:04.000 He got so wasted, he called an African-American gentleman the N-word.

00:37:09.000 And I don't mean this in a cool, rap way.

00:37:11.000 I mean that in the way that almost never happens, but it happened.

00:37:16.000 It was the annual shut up, you fucking N, which happens about once a year in the world.

00:37:23.000 And said N then kicked the shit out of him.

00:37:26.000 Perfect.

00:37:27.000 Okay, problem solved.

00:37:28.000 No need to get involved.

00:37:30.000 We're done.

00:37:31.000 Actually, no, hold on a sec.

00:37:32.000 You don't get the right to beat the shit out of someone because they used a racial slur.

00:37:35.000 I don't know.

00:37:36.000 That's something Ture would say.

00:37:38.000 He said, that word is violence.

00:37:40.000 So to beat someone up for saying it is self-defense.

00:37:42.000 I get insulted on a minutely basis.

00:37:45.000 It doesn't justify violence.

00:37:46.000 But I guess what I'm saying is coming.

00:37:51.000 If you're throwing that around in this day and age.

00:37:54.000 And no one needs to be sued or anything.

00:37:55.000 But anyway, Joe gets in his retarded pea brain that he's going to sue the bar.

00:38:00.000 I don't know what the case is.

00:38:02.000 You made me unsafe.

00:38:05.000 So he hadn't, I hadn't seen him at the bar for months.

00:38:09.000 And then he shows up yesterday, drunk.

00:38:11.000 Maddie's there.

00:38:12.000 Maddie tells him, Maddie goes, I don't know what it is with all your fucking lies, Joe.

00:38:18.000 Just be yourself.

00:38:19.000 You could be dumb, smart, rich, poor.

00:38:21.000 No one gives a fuck.

00:38:22.000 We're all old men here.

00:38:24.000 So you don't have to create this character.

00:38:27.000 And that might have set him off because he went ballistic about an hour later.

00:38:32.000 He took all the plants that were in the front of the bar and threw them on the road.

00:38:38.000 They should be on the inside of the bar until the police come.

00:38:43.000 Take him away.

00:38:44.000 He's so old.

00:38:46.000 The man who replaced you when you were fired.

00:38:49.000 Yeah.

00:38:52.000 In that sense, he's your boss.

00:38:54.000 Well.

00:38:57.000 What?

00:38:59.000 What?

00:39:01.000 I just think he's so move we don't know what he's planning.

00:39:04.000 He's so move, we don't know what he's planning.

00:39:08.000 He's so move.

00:39:11.000 I've never in my 52 years heard anyone say move to describe a person.

00:39:18.000 I'm preparing myself to forgive you.

00:39:21.000 Speaking of being 52, my mom sent me a picture of the house that I was born in.

00:39:26.000 And she goes, I don't know why she had it, but she sent it to me.

00:39:29.000 And she goes, 54 years you were born here.

00:39:34.000 Like, wow, you know you're old when your mom doesn't know how old you are.

00:39:37.000 It's a bad sign.

00:39:39.000 Anyway, all right, now we're really starting the show.

00:39:43.000 I know I said we're starting the show before, but now it's really getting into high gear.

00:39:47.000 Hair wars.

00:39:49.000 I think I found someone, a far-right radical who was in Charlottesville.

00:39:56.000 I follow these Antifa sites just because you got to know your enemy.

00:40:01.000 And I was looking at this guy.

00:40:02.000 I'm like, holy fuck, your hair is worse than Jamie Raskins.

00:40:07.000 Look at that guy.

00:40:09.000 And it's not even, like, why is it in almost dread-like strands?

00:40:16.000 Like, he's one of these Disney mulatto chicks who puts wool in her hair.

00:40:21.000 Zoom in on, can you zoom in on the first picture?

00:40:24.000 Yeah.

00:40:25.000 Zoom in.

00:40:25.000 Can you go right into his hair?

00:40:28.000 Doesn't it seem almost dread-like?

00:40:30.000 Yes.

00:40:32.000 What the fuck is...

00:40:33.000 It's definitely dreadful.

00:40:40.000 I sent you two pictures of him.

00:40:42.000 The first one is the brutal one.

00:40:45.000 So the right has their bad hair, and the left, of course, the reigning champion in the history of American politics.

00:40:52.000 And I'm going back to Garfield and fucking Madison and even Abe Lincoln.

00:40:58.000 Abe Lincoln apparently had hair that would give, he claimed, and I'm taking this from when Bill the Butcher played him, would give Barbers nightmares.

00:41:09.000 Jamie Raskin.

00:41:11.000 Jamie Raskin is behind the major part of the January 6th for me.

00:41:16.000 I'd say he's third in line, and he was accused of Stalinism.

00:41:22.000 And his defense is, he obviously worked hard at this.

00:41:25.000 He got his questions in advance.

00:41:27.000 His defense is, no, you're the Stalinists because you're in bed with Putin.

00:41:33.000 Which is just, let's take a step back here, too.

00:41:37.000 They think because you don't hate someone as much as them, that you love them.

00:41:43.000 That's the whole, you're 100% with us or 100% against us.

00:41:46.000 So because Trump went to meet Kim Jong-un and say, hey, buddy, how are you?

00:41:50.000 Let's agree to disagree here.

00:41:51.000 Don't fuck with anything or you're dead.

00:41:53.000 And what did Trump do to Putin?

00:41:55.000 He said, if you touch Ukraine, I will, you, what was he saying?

00:41:59.000 All of these beautiful turrets in Moscow will be obliterated.

00:42:04.000 So they had a mutual respect in a sense, like gang leaders do.

00:42:08.000 And they feared him.

00:42:10.000 That doesn't mean we're pals, shithead.

00:42:14.000 But talk about the kettle calling the pot black.

00:42:18.000 Go to 2.30 of 22.

00:42:23.000 Trump's side.

00:42:24.000 Like Vladimir Putin, the former head of the KGB, who said that the collapse throughout the investigation about the attempt to propound the big lie and to keep things going long after the election had been settled.

00:42:39.000 But it's interesting that he invokes Stalinism when all of the Stalinists are on Donald Trump's side, like Vladimir Putin, the former head of the KGB, who said that the collapse of the Soviet Union was the greatest catastrophe of the 20th century, or the dictator of North Korea who Donald Trump writes love letters to.

00:42:58.000 The Stalinists are on their side and they should keep them on that side of the island.

00:43:01.000 What amazing stuff is that our side is fighting?

00:43:05.000 It's like a thing in a thing in a thing.

00:43:08.000 Like the big lie is Nazi propaganda, which is what he's doing by saying the big lie, the big lie all the time.

00:43:16.000 It's so meta.

00:43:18.000 And then because Trump went to North Korea, that means he writes Kim Jong-un love letters every day.

00:43:26.000 And again, worst hair in this administration, in any administration.

00:43:34.000 At least the previous Nazi guy, he's not, no one voted for him.

00:43:38.000 Jamie Raskin, I mean, fuck.

00:43:41.000 He actually seems to have tamed the beast in that clip.

00:43:43.000 Can you go back to the clip?

00:43:45.000 Yeah.

00:43:46.000 Democracy in America.

00:43:47.000 That's the best his terrible hair has ever looked.

00:43:50.000 Testimony from Jenny Thompson.

00:43:51.000 It's pretty bad.

00:43:55.000 Don't you just want to tackle him and drag him to the barbers?

00:43:58.000 It at least looks dry in that one.

00:44:01.000 Yeah, it always has like a weird...

00:44:04.000 Well, both these guys have like these dready wet noodles.

00:44:07.000 Yeah.

00:44:08.000 I just want to like wash it, run a comb through it, and then have a nice 50s haircut.

00:44:17.000 Like if you're bald, you're bald.

00:44:19.000 You can't trick us.

00:44:22.000 All right.

00:44:23.000 So I don't know how we're doing for time.

00:44:25.000 How are we doing for time?

00:44:27.000 We have probably another 15 minutes.

00:44:30.000 Man, these little blips go by quickly, don't they?

00:44:33.000 They're quick blips.

00:44:34.000 Quick blips.

00:44:36.000 Blips in time.

00:44:38.000 So this is kind of old news now, I guess.

00:44:40.000 You guys have all been talking about it all week.

00:44:43.000 It was, what, three or four days ago, Biden's Hitler speech.

00:44:47.000 Brutal optics.

00:44:48.000 The funnest thing about this whole thing was seeing the right, sorry, the left defend it.

00:44:54.000 And one of the takeaways I saw, how's this for crazy?

00:44:58.000 Again, the running theme here is whatever they say about us is really true of them.

00:45:03.000 They said, yes, it wasn't the best optics in the world.

00:45:07.000 And that's true.

00:45:08.000 It was literally the worst optics any president has ever done.

00:45:13.000 I mean, it was worse than Bill Clinton putting the cigar in Monica Lewinsky's vadge, but we never even saw that.

00:45:19.000 We just heard about it.

00:45:21.000 But they go, yeah, well, the difference is if Biden had done that, I mean, sorry, if Trump had done that, it would have been true.

00:45:28.000 He would have been playing to his base.

00:45:29.000 In the case of Biden, it's just a silly accident.

00:45:33.000 Wow.

00:45:34.000 So you fuck up and make a Nazi movie, and the takeaway is: well, Trump's a Nazi, and if he had done this, it would be true.

00:45:43.000 Interesting.

00:45:45.000 Look at this quote, though, in 2.4.

00:45:49.000 He says, the right thrives on chaos.

00:45:52.000 Like, look at 2020, the insane riots that were going on, how the DNC profited from that, how CNN hit it and said, fiery, but mostly peaceful.

00:46:03.000 The globalists specifically thrive on chaos.

00:46:07.000 That's why Soros funds these riots.

00:46:09.000 That's why he wants them to happen.

00:46:11.000 And the takeaway is we thrive on chaos?

00:46:14.000 Why?

00:46:14.000 Because of Jan 6, our one fuck up in 100 years, our first riot in 100 years, whereas they've had a riot every year for 100 years.

00:46:24.000 And now, America must choose to move forward or to move backwards, to build the future, obsess about the past, to be a nation of hope and unity and optimism, or a nation of division and of darkness.

00:46:44.000 MAGA Republicans have made their choice.

00:46:47.000 They embrace anger.

00:46:49.000 They thrive on chaos.

00:46:52.000 They live not in the light of truth, but in the shadow of lies.

00:46:57.000 But together, together we can choose a different path.

00:47:02.000 So wait a second.

00:47:04.000 He says Republicans, they're shitty and whatever, but together.

00:47:08.000 So is he being like, together, everybody who's not them?

00:47:13.000 Yes.

00:47:15.000 Together, we need to unite everyone but MAGA.

00:47:18.000 Wow.

00:47:19.000 Because he knows MAGA's never going to vote for saying, we need to get through to these guys and try to let them see that we can all work together.

00:47:28.000 Let's just let that ship sail and focus on the rest of us.

00:47:33.000 Which is crazy because he ran on the opposite.

00:47:37.000 Go to 2-6.

00:47:38.000 He ran on unity over division.

00:47:49.000 Like this has been, Jimmy Carter eat your heart out.

00:47:53.000 No one has been close to this bad ever.

00:47:57.000 I thought Scott Greer had a great take on the whole thing.

00:48:00.000 He goes, the Biden administration is heavily internet-based.

00:48:07.000 They're on social media non-stop.

00:48:09.000 They're not normal people.

00:48:11.000 They're disproportionately young people, affirmative action hires.

00:48:15.000 So they like memes and stuff.

00:48:18.000 And they like the whole dark brand in me.

00:48:21.000 They think it's cool.

00:48:22.000 But they don't get that that world, the liberal, it's basically the liberal Pepe's, the Blue Anons, that world that represents basically nobody.

00:48:33.000 So you fucked up because you pleased yourself and your friends, but I'm literally talking about 2% of the population.

00:48:43.000 The rest, the 50% that support Joe Biden, are shaking their heads right now going, guys, I try to be on our team here, but you're making me feel like a complete asshole.

00:48:55.000 And here's a crazy part of it.

00:48:58.000 Check out 2.7.

00:48:59.000 Some people are saying the Marines weren't even there.

00:49:04.000 Can you hear me okay?

00:49:05.000 I wonder if it's going to get on people's nerves hearing this sacred love phone voice the whole time.

00:49:14.000 The South.

00:49:15.000 See the two Marines right there next to Biden?

00:49:19.000 Well, there's a person videoing on their phone in the audience, and there are no Marines.

00:49:25.000 Watch.

00:49:32.000 Watch.

00:49:33.000 Watch the phone.

00:49:34.000 Okay, Brian, I can't see it, but when they pull up the phone and there's no Marines there, can you zoom in?

00:49:40.000 Yes.

00:49:43.000 My guess here is it could be an angle thing.

00:49:48.000 I want to believe this really bad, but I saw in the comments a pretty good point that there's like a slight angle there, and they're just reset back, you know.

00:50:00.000 See, we need to, that's the bummer of not being friends with Owen Benjamin anymore.

00:50:03.000 I could always have count on him to be on the side of the conspiracy.

00:50:07.000 Dude, they've been using CGI Marines for a long time.

00:50:10.000 No, no, no.

00:50:11.000 That invitation is banned.

00:50:13.000 Fuck.

00:50:14.000 Take him off your deep fakes and go work on your Andrew Tate.

00:50:18.000 That's terrible.

00:50:20.000 That's datable now.

00:50:22.000 Keep going with it, though.

00:50:27.000 Which way do I turn?

00:50:29.000 You tell me, guys.

00:50:30.000 Was that kids?

00:50:32.000 You should be wary of any news that comes from chicks.

00:50:37.000 All right.

00:50:37.000 How much time do we have?

00:50:40.000 We have another 10 minutes or about nine minutes.

00:50:45.000 Okay.

00:50:46.000 Well, let's do some insurrection stuff because, again, they had insurrections.

00:50:52.000 And I'm not just talking about the rights.

00:50:53.000 They literally had insurrections.

00:50:54.000 Remember Trump had to go into hiding?

00:50:56.000 I think I've got that in the notes.

00:50:58.000 So they did everything they're saying we did.

00:51:00.000 We were bad.

00:51:01.000 January 6th was bad.

00:51:03.000 Don't smash windows.

00:51:05.000 Don't go to politicians' desks.

00:51:07.000 Don't do that.

00:51:09.000 The people involved, the ones who smashed the window, they should be punished.

00:51:14.000 They should spend the weekend in jail.

00:51:17.000 They should get a $4,000 fine and a misdemeanor charge.

00:51:22.000 They should also have to clean up dirt and garbage on the highway for a day.

00:51:30.000 That's fair, right?

00:51:32.000 Now, the people who threw Molotov cocktails in cop cars, they should get 10 years.

00:51:39.000 But as we know, they will not get a day.

00:51:42.000 They got offered a plea deal of a year.

00:51:44.000 They said no.

00:51:45.000 The amount of charges that happened at the riots is, I mean, you can count on one hand.

00:51:50.000 And whenever you saw someone from the riots, the Antifa BLM riots, get arrested, it was like, oh, they burned down a church and three people died and then they blew up this building.

00:52:01.000 Like it's always the most over-the-top shit that led to death.

00:52:04.000 Did you know this?

00:52:05.000 Did we talk about this?

00:52:07.000 Chaz and Chop, whatever the fuck it was, the one, I guess it was the second one, the Summer of Love one.

00:52:14.000 Remember, there were two black teenagers that were shot?

00:52:17.000 Yes.

00:52:17.000 One of them shot dead.

00:52:19.000 No, two shot dead.

00:52:20.000 Sorry.

00:52:20.000 They were both shot dead.

00:52:21.000 One of them was special needs.

00:52:24.000 We talked about that, didn't we?

00:52:25.000 I don't remember that.

00:52:26.000 No.

00:52:27.000 He was dragged in to that scene because he was just very, very naive.

00:52:32.000 He had the mind of a five-year-old.

00:52:34.000 Like, come on, man, we got to fight the revolution.

00:52:36.000 He's like, okay.

00:52:38.000 He's like, hey, what's going on with the guy?

00:52:39.000 Hey, I don't like you.

00:52:42.000 So they're killing black retards.

00:52:44.000 And all we hear about every time Sleepy Joe opens his mouth is how unimaginably horrific January 6th was.

00:52:53.000 Anyway, we don't have an interstitial for that, do we?

00:52:56.000 We do.

00:52:56.000 Like an intro for the insurrection.

00:52:57.000 Here it goes.

00:52:58.000 All right, let's play it.

00:52:59.000 The only way we're going to truly achieve change is when there are people demanding it.

00:53:06.000 They became incredibly violent.

00:53:07.000 This has to be people.

00:53:09.000 We now came face to face with these terrorists.

00:53:18.000 I'll be making sure they ain't disrespecting the place.

00:53:20.000 Okay.

00:53:28.000 Okay, so here we have the link.

00:53:30.000 I was just talking about this.

00:53:31.000 2-8.

00:53:33.000 Here's what happened in 2020.

00:53:35.000 The leftist insurrection forced the president.

00:53:37.000 And remember the takeaway from this?

00:53:39.000 It wasn't, oh my God, there's an insurrection.

00:53:41.000 It was Trump's such a pussy.

00:53:45.000 He went into hiding like a little bitch instead of fighting the mob like Superman.

00:53:49.000 I have the text here.

00:53:50.000 More video from the May 2020 insurrection outside of the White House, which forced a president of the United States into the bunker due to the attempted overthrow of the government, which left 60 fragile agents and officers wounded, 11 hospitalized,

00:54:06.000 zero, what was that other word?

00:54:10.000 Conspirators behind bars.

00:54:13.000 Yeah, and Biden wouldn't shut up in his speech about how, you can't say that you support the cops and then support the insurrection.

00:54:20.000 By the way, no one supports the insurrection.

00:54:22.000 Maybe like three fucking people do.

00:54:24.000 It's not a thing.

00:54:26.000 99% of the populace on both sides go, well, look, 100% of the Democrats go, it was evil, it was in the world.

00:54:33.000 But talk to any conservative and they're like, yeah, not great.

00:54:35.000 Not a great move.

00:54:36.000 Oops.

00:54:38.000 Don't do it again, guys.

00:54:39.000 Bad stuff.

00:54:40.000 You know?

00:54:42.000 They think we love it and we want to do it again.

00:54:47.000 So you can't be pro-DNC and be pro-cop because they injured 60 cops in their insurrection.

00:54:55.000 The insurrection that isn't even a blip.

00:54:57.000 Does it even have a fucking Wikipedia page?

00:55:02.000 Hey, Ryan?

00:55:03.000 This BLM riot?

00:55:06.000 No, the insurrection we just showed from 2020.

00:55:09.000 Let's see.

00:55:10.000 2020.

00:55:11.000 Why are you acting weird?

00:55:14.000 Oh, no, I just, because I figured the BLM riots might, but this specific thing, I remember this going under the radar, like, as it happened.

00:55:25.000 The country doesn't have its own page.

00:55:27.000 No.

00:55:28.000 Racial unrest 20 through 22.

00:55:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:32.000 That's the whole country.

00:55:34.000 That specific incident.

00:55:37.000 The leftist insurrection.

00:55:39.000 Basically the exact same thing that we did.

00:55:42.000 Forgotten, obliterated.

00:55:44.000 It doesn't exist.

00:55:47.000 Go to 2.9.

00:55:47.000 There's that point I was just talking about with Biden.

00:55:50.000 Pretending that the thing you just showed never happened.

00:55:52.000 Wait, here we go.

00:55:53.000 Protesters in the FMTV military trucks in front of the White House.

00:55:58.000 Wait, one more time?

00:55:59.000 They're showing this here.

00:56:01.000 I'm going to zoom in, and it's a picture.

00:56:06.000 There we go.

00:56:07.000 Protesters in FMTV military trucks in front of the White House.

00:56:11.000 And it shows one little blip there.

00:56:16.000 It's literally the smallest picture in the group.

00:56:19.000 Physically smallest.

00:56:21.000 And then go to the Jan 6 Wikipedia.

00:56:23.000 I bet it's a fucking novel.

00:56:26.000 A fiction novel.

00:56:34.000 Are you there yet?

00:56:36.000 Almost there.

00:56:36.000 Turn Jan 6 into Wikipedia.

00:56:38.000 Yep.

00:56:42.000 It shouldn't have its own Wikipedia page.

00:56:45.000 They should both be under insurrection.

00:56:48.000 There's January 6th, but it's just the day.

00:56:52.000 Alright, well, it should be under disambiguation or something.

00:56:56.000 At the very top, it should say, you're talking about the insurrection.

00:56:59.000 Events 1901 to present.

00:57:02.000 Yeah, 2000.

00:57:04.000 Yeah, 2021 supporters of President Donald Trump attacked the United States Capitol disrupt certification.

00:57:10.000 Okay.

00:57:13.000 That one is...

00:57:14.000 No, that is just a list of a bunch of links within there.

00:57:18.000 You're making me look like a moron here, dude.

00:57:20.000 Oh, here we go.

00:57:21.000 January 6th, United States Capitol attack.

00:57:23.000 That's what it's under.

00:57:25.000 Okay, so scroll down.

00:57:26.000 Does it go on and on and on?

00:57:29.000 Yes.

00:57:30.000 Yes, thank God.

00:57:34.000 Here's it.

00:57:35.000 Okay, so go to 2.9.

00:57:36.000 This is Joe Biden saying, ignoring his insurrection and saying ours was about cop killing.

00:57:41.000 Meanwhile, zero police were killed that day.

00:57:44.000 That whole thing about six cops is a fucking lie.

00:57:47.000 Let me say this to my MAGA Republican friends in Congress.

00:57:52.000 Don't tell me you support law enforcement if you won't condemn what happened on a sixth.

00:57:59.000 Don't tell me.

00:58:02.000 Everyone condemns it, moron.

00:58:07.000 Can't do it.

00:58:08.000 For God's sake, whose side are you on?

00:58:12.000 Whose side are you on?

00:58:18.000 Look.

00:58:25.000 You're either on the side of a mob or the side of the police.

00:58:29.000 You can't be pro-law enforcement and pro-insurrection.

00:58:33.000 Let me see.

00:58:34.000 Okay, but your side is not pro-police.

00:58:37.000 Again, does that sound like unity to you?

00:58:39.000 What side are you on?

00:58:42.000 No.

00:58:43.000 Here's a fucking doozy, though.

00:58:45.000 Check out 3-0.

00:58:46.000 I haven't seen much coverage of this.

00:58:49.000 This poor bastard, retired MIPD cop, he's 65, he got 10 years.

00:58:56.000 Now, I think he got into a physical altercation with a cop there, a Capitol Police dude, who the Capitol Police were all over the place that day.

00:59:07.000 The shit going on with them is so bizarre.

00:59:09.000 We've got that little tiny woman claiming she did hand-to-hand combat hours.

00:59:15.000 We have the black guy claiming that the protesters were yelling, let's kill that fucking nigger, which you haven't heard uttered in a crowd since 19.

00:59:26.000 And then you have all this weird shit like even the highly liberal Nick Ousted, whatever his name is, Quested, discovered where he said the day of, there was like six guys on the steps.

00:59:38.000 So something weird's going on with them.

00:59:40.000 And then, of course, there's all the suicides afterwards.

00:59:43.000 Very confusing gang of guys.

00:59:45.000 So what I'm saying is this isn't just a random dude jumping on a cop, right?

00:59:50.000 This is a riot.

00:59:51.000 The police are acting weird.

00:59:52.000 We can't figure out what side they're on.

00:59:54.000 And then this cop does a bad thing.

00:59:56.000 Yes, he fights the dude.

00:59:57.000 He fights a cop.

00:59:58.000 Fighting a cop is worse than fighting a normal guy because this is law enforcement.

01:00:02.000 Our society collapses if we don't respect law enforcement.

01:00:07.000 But speaking of not respecting law enforcement, this dude put his life on the line every day.

01:00:12.000 Every day he went out there knowing he could get shot in the head.

01:00:15.000 For 20 years in crime-ridden New York City, where everyone hates the cops and they're seen as the enemy, they go to East New York or Harlem to do an arrest.

01:00:27.000 They get jumped as they're doing the arrest.

01:00:30.000 Actually, same with the South Bronx, just down the street from the studio.

01:00:34.000 So this guy devotes his life, his entire life, to keeping us safe.

01:00:39.000 And the second he fucks up, the state murders him.

01:00:43.000 Because if you're 65, you're a cop going to jail for 10 years, you're dead.

01:00:48.000 That's a death sentence.

01:00:49.000 That's the electric chair.

01:00:51.000 What are you going to do?

01:00:52.000 Come out at 75 feeling great and ready to rehabilitate, ready to get back into society, maybe get a job, doing security?

01:01:00.000 So they're fucking murdering a cop for fighting at a riot after allowing two years of riot.

01:01:08.000 That I think is one of, like I always talk about Proud Boys and the bullshit they're going through, and it's really bad.

01:01:14.000 But this is worse.

01:01:17.000 I mean, if it's worse to fight a cop than it is, it should also be special consideration for cops who fuck up.

01:01:25.000 It's like Joe Biggs.

01:01:27.000 He has two purple hearts fighting for his country.

01:01:29.000 He almost died.

01:01:30.000 He was in a Hung fee that exploded.

01:01:33.000 And we're like, eh, fuck you.

01:01:34.000 They took all his benefits away.

01:01:36.000 No, your daughter's going to starve.

01:01:38.000 Fuck you, bitch.

01:01:40.000 The government hate doesn't, to say the government doesn't care about you is naive.

01:01:45.000 They hate us.

01:01:47.000 They want to hurt us.

01:01:49.000 They commit acts of terrorism.

01:01:51.000 Faking a kidnapping, luring guys into kidnapping the Governor Whitmer or whatever fucking name is.

01:01:57.000 I don't remember her name.

01:01:58.000 That's an act of terrorism.

01:02:00.000 Is it not?

01:02:03.000 And then this other...

01:02:04.000 Wait, we must be running out of time, Ryan.

01:02:06.000 Yeah.

01:02:08.000 I believe there's less than a minute left before we get the little announcement.

01:02:14.000 Okay, because I want to talk with this proud boy who got four and a half years.

01:02:19.000 You have one minute left.

01:02:21.000 Oh, just a.

01:02:23.000 So now do you want to call back?

01:02:25.000 So I'll call you back, and we'll have a couple more points, and then we'll go to the mailbag.

01:02:32.000 Just hang up and I'll call back.

01:03:38.000 Who pays for these calls?

01:03:42.000 The French government?

01:03:50.000 Okay, are you recording and everything's cool?

01:03:53.000 Yes.

01:03:55.000 Okay.

01:03:56.000 So go to 3-1.

01:03:58.000 That's the thing I was talking about earlier about Trump saying he's financially supporting them.

01:04:00.000 I talked to the lawyers there and they haven't seen anything, but I don't know.

01:04:06.000 Maybe it's going to happen.

01:04:07.000 Here's one thing I think that's quite likely.

01:04:10.000 Trump wins in 2024 and he pardons everyone.

01:04:17.000 So I think the odds of Trump winning are three and four.

01:04:21.000 And I think the odds of him pardoning every single January 6th prisoner is even higher.

01:04:26.000 80% chance.

01:04:28.000 90% chance.

01:04:31.000 He better fucking Andrew Como's dismissing terrorists in the Weather Underground who murdered cops, shot them in the head, dead.

01:04:43.000 But yeah, did you put that up, 3-1?

01:04:45.000 Yeah, I'm going to play the audio now.

01:04:48.000 Wait, what?

01:04:48.000 There's audio from it, I think, right?

01:04:51.000 29-second clip.

01:04:53.000 There are hundreds of people who have been dragged through hell, and some are still locked up in the DC Gitmo.

01:05:03.000 I am sickened, sir.

01:05:04.000 How did we write this wrong?

01:05:06.000 What can you do?

01:05:08.000 So I met with a number of times, but I met with, and I'm financially supporting people that are incredible.

01:05:16.000 And they were in my office actually two days ago.

01:05:18.000 It's very much on my mind.

01:05:20.000 It's a disgrace what they've done to them.

01:05:27.000 I didn't hear him say he's paying for everything.

01:05:29.000 He said he's financially supporting, but it sounded like a couple of people individually, it sounds like.

01:05:36.000 Well, that cop could have done with more support.

01:05:40.000 I'm not going to say his lawyer fucked up because that's the thing with these.

01:05:44.000 Like, Max had the state appointed lawyer, Ron Hart, good guy.

01:05:49.000 But John, you know, his parents were middle class.

01:05:51.000 They had a real lawyer.

01:05:52.000 So I think Max spent like 15 grand.

01:05:55.000 John spent more like 50.

01:05:57.000 Exact same sentence.

01:05:58.000 In other words, their sentences were predetermined.

01:06:01.000 They always say rich people always get away with murder because they can afford the law.

01:06:05.000 But in this persecution of mega Republicans, in quotes, you can have Perry Mason or you can have the guy from my cousin Vinny.

01:06:14.000 Your sentence is already set in stone.

01:06:17.000 Which brings us to this proud boy, 3-2.

01:06:21.000 He just got four and a half years.

01:06:26.000 And you know what's bizarre, speaking of Stalinism?

01:06:29.000 The big takeaway from MSM, mainstream media, MSNBC, is he still thinks the election was rigged.

01:06:40.000 In other words, we put him away for four and a half years, and he still is committing thought crimes.

01:06:47.000 So I'd never heard of this guy before.

01:06:48.000 I looked into it.

01:06:49.000 Apparently, he's like a week in.

01:06:52.000 Like January 1st, he signed up, and he was really eager to impress Tario, Enrique Tario, and I guess he overdid it.

01:07:01.000 But I just find it interesting that most of this article is about his thought crimes and not his crime crimes.

01:07:08.000 Which goes back to how eager the vultures were to see me thrown in jail.

01:07:14.000 Which did not happen, by the way, just for the record.

01:07:17.000 The FBI did not come by the studio.

01:07:21.000 More will be revealed tomorrow.

01:07:24.000 Poor fucking bastard, though, huh?

01:07:26.000 Four and a half years.

01:07:28.000 Which is even more than Max and John are doing.

01:07:32.000 I just, it'll be such a relief when these people, I feel like I'm missing a limb.

01:07:38.000 You know what I mean?

01:07:40.000 And by the way, I would never ask for sympathy for the stress I go through worrying about these five men in particular, because what they're going through is thousands of times worse.

01:07:53.000 But, you know, I mention it every day because it's on my mind every day.

01:07:57.000 Oh, by the way, there was some allegation that they started a GoFundMe.

01:08:01.000 First of all, I would never start a fake GoFundMe in a billion years, no matter what.

01:08:08.000 Never, ever.

01:08:10.000 And if you see a GoFundMe that's for me and it's not run by a lawyer, like the SPLC fundraiser went straight to Ron Coleman, it never passed my lips.

01:08:23.000 That's a good rule of thumb in general, I would say, with GoFundMes.

01:08:27.000 Focus on the ones that go to lawyers rather than people.

01:08:31.000 But yeah, if you ever see a GoFundMe that you haven't seen me push on the show, it's fake.

01:08:39.000 No one accused me of faking the SPLC thing.

01:08:43.000 That's all.

01:08:44.000 You can contact Ron Coleman.

01:08:45.000 That's all out in the open.

01:08:46.000 I told you what that's at.

01:08:48.000 We filed a motion.

01:08:49.000 They motioned to dismiss.

01:08:50.000 We filed a motion to dismiss.

01:08:51.000 They're motion to dismiss.

01:08:52.000 It's sitting on a judge's lap.

01:08:53.000 Probably will forever.

01:08:54.000 Total fucking flop of a lawsuit.

01:08:57.000 Our only hope now is somehow pointing out that the same judge seems to get all the anti-SPLC things.

01:09:04.000 Is that a coinkydink?

01:09:05.000 Is that legal?

01:09:08.000 But I never really went into the SPLC thing thinking I'm going to become like that Muslim dude in London who got $4 million.

01:09:14.000 It was never about the money.

01:09:16.000 It was about exposing them and showing the people that we're going to do discovery and get their emails.

01:09:21.000 That's what I really wanted, was their email.

01:09:23.000 But just the threat of the emails cut the head off the snake.

01:09:26.000 Morris Gee's gone.

01:09:28.000 The president, whatever his name was there with the curly hair, who was gloating, saying the fact that he's suing us shows that we're over the target.

01:09:35.000 The head of research, head of legal, bang, bang, bang.

01:09:38.000 Their top five people gone.

01:09:40.000 And then the dummies were scrambling.

01:09:42.000 They got that Asian woman.

01:09:44.000 What was her name?

01:09:47.000 Tanya fucking Kim or something.

01:09:50.000 And they go, okay, we've saved the day.

01:09:52.000 We have an Asian woman.

01:09:54.000 We got rid of all the white people.

01:09:56.000 And then she ends up being the one who helped Michelle Obama hide the juicy smole thing.

01:10:00.000 And Michelle Obama's motive was she likes the show Empire.

01:10:04.000 I don't want to see the guy from my show go to jail.

01:10:07.000 That's my favorite show.

01:10:10.000 Speaking of shows, a little off topic here.

01:10:14.000 Terminalist is so fucking cool.

01:10:17.000 I watched that this week.

01:10:19.000 Wow.

01:10:21.000 And it's got such a huge backlash.

01:10:23.000 They say, oh, it's a Republican revenge fantasy.

01:10:27.000 Yeah, okay.

01:10:27.000 You can call it that.

01:10:29.000 One of the people that he kills is black out of the like 10 people he kills that are responsible for, well, I won't give it away, but something bad happened to him.

01:10:37.000 It's very Charles Bronson-esque.

01:10:40.000 And I don't know, there's a scene where he slowly drowns this black guy, and I can't help but think that's the backlash.

01:10:47.000 They just, they can watch white people die all day, but if a black guy gets hurt and they show it, they just feel his guilt.

01:10:55.000 I had this epiphany this week where I realized, you know, the general assumption is that you're not born racist, right?

01:11:00.000 You've heard that thing.

01:11:01.000 It has to be taught.

01:11:03.000 But there's actually studies in pretty mainstream, even left-wing.

01:11:06.000 I think Newsweek did a thing on it many years ago, like 13 years ago, Newsweek did a thing, is your baby racist?

01:11:13.000 And yeah, there is a natural tendency for human beings to be wary of the other.

01:11:21.000 It's a cave instinct, and it relates to race, culture, male, female.

01:11:27.000 You know, young males have an Aversion to young females.

01:11:31.000 You want to be safe.

01:11:32.000 You want to be with your own.

01:11:33.000 You feel safest around your family.

01:11:35.000 Notice your kids, your three-year-olds are very, are big loudmouths at home.

01:11:39.000 And then when you go to someone else's house, they're all quiet.

01:11:42.000 That's a survival instinct.

01:11:43.000 But what's interesting about this tendency is it's nurtured in blacks.

01:11:48.000 It's fostered.

01:11:50.000 And in whites, it's been completely amputated.

01:11:54.000 Now, I'm not saying either of those is a good thing or a bad thing.

01:11:58.000 I'm just saying it's a strange tendency where wary of otherness is fostered in one group and completely amputated in another.

01:12:08.000 How strange.

01:12:10.000 Isn't it strange?

01:12:16.000 Oh, I meant to get to this before the holidays.

01:12:19.000 Martin Short.

01:12:22.000 He was joking around with Jimmy Fallon, and he was saying all these horrible things about Jimmy Fallon as a joke.

01:12:30.000 Like, your name is racist, and you work with Al-Qaeda and you're a murderer.

01:12:34.000 And among the horrific things that Jimmy Fallon is, it's someone who defended the Proud Boys once.

01:12:41.000 So we're used in mainstream comedy routines as the worst thing in the world.

01:12:47.000 Next to the Taliban.

01:12:51.000 That's 3-3, Ryan.

01:12:56.000 It's an oldie-but a goodie.

01:12:57.000 Is it still up?

01:12:58.000 It is up now.

01:13:00.000 Martin Shirt, welcome back to the tonight's show.

01:13:03.000 James James Thomas Fallon.

01:13:06.000 Yes.

01:13:07.000 My God, your name screams out diversity.

01:13:10.000 It really does.

01:13:13.000 I'm so excited to be here tonight.

01:13:16.000 Although there could be the Viking and Nanzanix talking, but I don't think so.

01:13:20.000 In fact, it's hard for me to express how excited I am to be here tonight because the Botox is fresh.

01:13:27.000 Oh, you can barely tell.

01:13:30.000 You can barely see anything.

01:13:32.000 You know, I haven't seen you since the big Saudi golf tournament.

01:13:35.000 That was...

01:13:36.000 Who knew that you and the crown prince were such buddies?

01:13:40.000 The giggling and the giggling, and he's knitting and you're holding the wool.

01:13:43.000 It's so beautiful.

01:13:47.000 Tell everyone what you were telling me about why the Proud Boys is so much more than a club.

01:13:51.000 What did you mean by that?

01:13:53.000 What does that mean?

01:13:56.000 What does that mean?

01:13:58.000 No, no, Jimmy, here's the thing about Jimmy.

01:14:00.000 We do hang out because we're not just fake show business friends.

01:14:03.000 We're fake friends in real life.

01:14:06.000 We really are.

01:14:07.000 Anyway, I got to include that for posterity.

01:14:11.000 That's kind of why we did this show like this.

01:14:13.000 Because even before the beans were spilled and the jig was up, the plan was to do these calls.

01:14:19.000 So, you know, you got to do it.

01:14:22.000 You got to stick with the plan.

01:14:24.000 First shot.

01:14:26.000 First thought, best thought, I've always said.

01:14:28.000 All right, Rye Guy.

01:14:29.000 You seem a little nervous.

01:14:31.000 You've been very quiet.

01:14:33.000 I feel weird hearing the...

01:14:40.000 What did you just say now that the beans are the beans or whatever?

01:14:45.000 I don't know.

01:14:46.000 I'm not comfortable enough speaking freely.

01:14:51.000 So I'm just going to not say anything.

01:14:53.000 But we do have some super chats from last or two Thursdays ago that I think were kind of interesting.

01:15:05.000 Do you use the Swiss Army knife that you got sent to you at Compound?

01:15:10.000 Yes.

01:15:10.000 You do?

01:15:11.000 Thank you for that.

01:15:11.000 Very cool.

01:15:12.000 I'm more of a Leatherman guy, but I have the Swiss Army knife in my backpack and I occasionally use it.

01:15:17.000 Very cool.

01:15:18.000 And there's another good one here from the guy who made the graphic.

01:15:25.000 G-Money was wondering if I won the free tickets for life in $100 since my totem pole pick is everywhere.

01:15:31.000 Chris Hines, my buddy Chris.

01:15:34.000 Yeah, I better get him some money for that.

01:15:36.000 All right, just confirming.

01:15:38.000 And there's a couple other ones there, but another $100 one, important to get these out.

01:15:45.000 Does Joe Rogan pretend not to get it, in your opinion?

01:15:49.000 Like, does he play dumb with some of the issues?

01:15:54.000 No, I think he's pretty sincere.

01:15:58.000 That's the thing about Joe Rogan is all the cards are on the table.

01:16:02.000 And if he was confused by something, he'd say, I don't know what you're talking about.

01:16:06.000 Gotcha.

01:16:07.000 Yeah.

01:16:09.000 But we should put them all up.

01:16:10.000 People paid for them.

01:16:12.000 By the way, all these go to Max and John.

01:16:13.000 You know what I'm going to do?

01:16:14.000 I'm going to work out exactly how much we've raised for them because we've got to fix that super chat thing.

01:16:19.000 It should appear on the screen the way it does on YouTube.

01:16:22.000 And the total should be there with like a thermometer showing how much money they're getting.

01:16:27.000 Yes.

01:16:32.000 Okay.

01:16:32.000 Is that it?

01:16:33.000 Do you have more super chats?

01:16:34.000 I thought, Ryan, you said you were going to have the super chat fixed, so it looked like it was on YouTube with a column on the side.

01:16:41.000 Unfortunately, I don't have the knowledge to work on the back end of the website stuff, but I've been told that that is right around the corner, and we just have to.

01:16:49.000 I was told it's done.

01:16:52.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:16:52.000 Well, I'll test it out, but it wasn't ready.

01:16:57.000 Even if it was ready the past two weeks ago, I don't think we would have been able to used it with the situation.

01:17:05.000 Right.

01:17:06.000 But this Thursday will be up and running.

01:17:08.000 I don't want to make any promises, but if they say it's good to go, then yeah.

01:17:12.000 And then Friday, we'll have to do a pre-tape because we're off to Vegas.

01:17:17.000 The show must go on.

01:17:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:19.000 And we've got our Vegas show at, I think it's 3 p.m.

01:17:23.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

01:17:25.000 Because everyone wants to party Saturday night, so we didn't want to fuck up their party plans.

01:17:30.000 Yep.

01:17:31.000 And we added a new date, Chicago.

01:17:34.000 Oh, cool.

01:17:35.000 Oh, that's exciting.

01:17:36.000 I was just thinking about that today because I want Crip Daddy to be on that show.

01:17:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:43.000 You're usually pretty strict with it only being three, but this would be an exception because it's the only time we'll ever be able to get him because he can't travel with that chair because you can't put it on a plane.

01:17:52.000 Right.

01:17:54.000 And then also, we have tour shirts that we're cutting it pretty close, but There'll be really cool tour shirts available, I think, at the show.

01:18:05.000 I don't believe you.

01:18:07.000 I've been working really hard getting graphics back and forth.

01:18:10.000 And then we had the extra show to add that tour date on the shirt as well.

01:18:15.000 So, hopefully, I've been told that it's looking good, but it's cutting it really close.

01:18:21.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:18:23.000 I don't like t-shirts, to be honest.

01:18:25.000 It's so much work for so little money.

01:18:28.000 The profit margin is like $200, and it swallows up your whole fucking week.

01:18:33.000 Anyway, let's get to the mailbag.

01:18:36.000 Okay.

01:18:41.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.

01:18:45.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:18:51.000 Let me touch it.

01:18:55.000 So as far as who liked this event, this project, and who didn't, I'd say the viewers were about 50-50.

01:19:04.000 But with Proud Boys, it was like 80% fuck Gavin McInnes, or as they call me, Gapin McAnis, and 20%, not even haha, but like, all right, whatever.

01:19:19.000 So not very popular with the club.

01:19:22.000 But here is a letter.

01:19:24.000 Wasn't it hysterical?

01:19:26.000 Just warning you folks, this is sarcasm.

01:19:28.000 Wasn't it hysterical when Trump convinced people the feds were after him and now proud boys are rotting in jail?

01:19:34.000 I thought it was a pretty great goof, and you must have too.

01:19:38.000 The payoff of you faking swatted is so funny and it's super helpful and makes everybody's lives so much better.

01:19:45.000 I hope every person that supports you called the FBI to let them know just how unfair they were being.

01:19:50.000 I'm sure the FBI were in on the gag and just laughed at all of this.

01:19:54.000 I love how Jeff, I don't know who Jeff is, had to explain how nobody understands what's funny on his show.

01:19:59.000 Only the best jokes have to be explained, you know?

01:20:02.000 Anthony seems entirely comfortable defending all of this and most certainly hasn't talked shit about Gavin and the people at Compound.

01:20:09.000 That's kind of a weird one to throw in there because all the other things are like, I get your sarcasm, but he's assuming that Anthony's been talking shit to like Drew and Garrett?

01:20:20.000 No.

01:20:21.000 And I think Anthony's takeaway is why the fuck is everyone so upset about the way you play with your week?

01:20:29.000 This entire ordeal was super cathartic and funny because everybody is now on the same page.

01:20:34.000 Just how unfunny Josh is.

01:20:36.000 He's so unfunny, it's hysterical.

01:20:38.000 I guess he meant Josh when he said Jeff.

01:20:41.000 And again, when you're doing like a really nasty, sarcastic email, just read it through first because getting Jeff wrong, it kind of kills the whole bit.

01:20:51.000 I think you're talking about Josh LaCash.

01:20:54.000 Okay.

01:20:56.000 I don't know why they call him Jeff.

01:20:57.000 But still, the Jeff thing ruins it.

01:20:59.000 Anyway, being edgy and manipulating the people who support you is so much more fulfilling than going after the people who tried to destroy your life.

01:21:07.000 Okay.

01:21:08.000 What is even better is everybody now being able to use this against people on the right.

01:21:12.000 The levels of this joke make it so worth it.

01:21:15.000 And my goodness, it is so fucking funny.

01:21:17.000 Laughing so hard, so funny.

01:21:20.000 And he says, retards pick their nose until it bleeds, and so do you.

01:21:25.000 This is a weird take where because of what I did, no one is going to believe that Joe Biggs and Ethan Nardine are in jail.

01:21:35.000 What?

01:21:36.000 I mean, you can call the jail.

01:21:40.000 There's there.

01:21:41.000 Where are they?

01:21:42.000 Are they vacationing too?

01:21:47.000 Man, a lot of ones.

01:21:50.000 Okay, what about this one?

01:21:52.000 This is called You, Motherfucker, You.

01:21:54.000 I'll keep this as short as possible.

01:21:56.000 You provide great entertainment, but people like myself follow you more for your voice of reason in these crazy times in which we live.

01:22:02.000 Most of us would eagerly support you financially if you found yourself in negative trouble, regardless of your high net worth.

01:22:08.000 Okay?

01:22:08.000 Every day you fundraise for friends of yours who are unjustly imprisoned.

01:22:12.000 You are the leader of an organization that is widely regarded as domestic terrorists.

01:22:15.000 It's not true.

01:22:16.000 If this arrest has been faked, then the only people laughing are your enemies and the people who view you as a clown dancing for their entertainment.

01:22:24.000 I am a clown dancing for your entertainment.

01:22:26.000 As for the rest of us, we have been genuinely concerned for your safety and there's nothing funny about it.

01:22:32.000 What a twat.

01:22:33.000 While it may seem gay to be so concerned about someone you've never met, I assume you would appreciate the support more if you ever found yourself actually locked up.

01:22:42.000 Whether you know it or not, you are a role model and an inspiration.

01:22:45.000 I hope you and your family are safe.

01:22:47.000 I'll be both excited and infuriated to see you return after Labor Day, you motherfucker you.

01:22:53.000 Okay.

01:22:54.000 I read all the mail this week.

01:22:59.000 So a lot of angry people.

01:23:01.000 I mean, they're all like that.

01:23:04.000 Cancel my sub, you fake ass reprobate.

01:23:09.000 Stunts are for fags.

01:23:12.000 I'm genuinely disappointed.

01:23:14.000 I was generally fucking worried about you.

01:23:16.000 That was not funny.

01:23:17.000 Is your audience a joke to you?

01:23:20.000 Oh, no.

01:23:26.000 Are you the guy that says you have no time for liars?

01:23:29.000 No time for people who waste other people's time with silly pranks, i.e.

01:23:33.000 crank calls, hoaxes, et cetera.

01:23:34.000 Aren't you the same guy who also takes people wrongfully and maliciously prosecuted seriously and supposedly stands up for them?

01:23:42.000 Are you the same guy who calls the left and the legacy media deceptive liars for the dishonest way they do things and frame stories and circumstances?

01:23:49.000 Aren't you also the same guy who hates Jussie Smollet?

01:23:53.000 Bro, I think you've seriously miscalculated.

01:23:56.000 We are truly in a clown.

01:23:57.000 See, this is the kind of letter where I go, don't tell me how to do my fucking art.

01:24:02.000 You know?

01:24:04.000 Oh, one guy says he's canceling his sub, and I'm like, bye-bye.

01:24:08.000 And he goes, typical Mick, nothing of value is lost.

01:24:12.000 Have you ever heard that before?

01:24:14.000 No, nothing of value is lost.

01:24:16.000 No, using.

01:24:18.000 A Mick?

01:24:20.000 Yeah, like, fucking, I've been saving this, but you're a fucking Scott.

01:24:25.000 Like, I guess he's going for like the Scottish N-word.

01:24:30.000 It's the M-word.

01:24:32.000 You always said it, just like when you went full retard on the plane.

01:24:35.000 Well done.

01:24:36.000 Oh, this guy liked it.

01:24:37.000 At first, I knew it was a bit.

01:24:39.000 You have an obvious setup that rings with the same tone as pranks past.

01:24:42.000 Then I wasn't sure.

01:24:44.000 You committed to the bit fully.

01:24:45.000 The news reports stopped.

01:24:46.000 I noticed that no one on Team Gavin broke.

01:24:49.000 First crack, Josh Jenny posting like he knew a secret.

01:24:52.000 Max and John is some sad shit, no way funny, but no one cried any tears for Gavin.

01:24:58.000 Everyone I thought to look at this was Gavin just rated the nothing.

01:25:01.000 You're too loud to be ignored.

01:25:03.000 Anthony was silent.

01:25:04.000 After a while, Owen, like, what was this guy doing with the timeline?

01:25:08.000 In the end, I'd say, well done.

01:25:11.000 I was legit concerned for you and Ryan, who wouldn't be.

01:25:14.000 I'm happy that was all just a bit.

01:25:16.000 Have fun in Wakanda.

01:25:17.000 I'm not going anywhere.

01:25:19.000 All right, so you get the idea with the letters, right?

01:25:21.000 That's what letter readings should do.

01:25:27.000 They should generally convey what the other millions of them are.

01:25:32.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:25:55.000 I got that here.

01:25:57.000 Well, I got that here.

01:26:00.000 About Michael Myers?

01:26:02.000 Yeah, this is a fun way to end a fun show.

01:26:06.000 Don't worry about the woman.

01:26:08.000 We're not going to wait the whole half hour.

01:26:10.000 Other people want to use the phone.

01:26:12.000 But I just, this was a really well-done take from Michael Myers.

01:26:17.000 Hard work, well-delivered.

01:26:19.000 Sprinkles.

01:26:20.000 I'm going to say sprinkles.

01:26:21.000 Hit it.

01:26:22.000 All right.

01:26:22.000 Playing now.

01:27:10.000 Pretty good.

01:27:13.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 05, 2022

S4E159 - NO CRYIN' NO LYIN'

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