Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #165

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Whoa.

00:00:36.000 You included too much in the intro.

00:01:02.000 Gotta wait it out, it gets good.

00:01:26.000 That was Moat by The Faint from their album Dance Macabre.

00:01:31.000 I believe that song was written and composed by Sonic Youth, who I used to like till they said bad things about me.

00:01:39.000 And I discovered it on a mixtape I made for my wife called, and I'm not proud of this, but Emily is a Red Nigger skunk.

00:01:51.000 It was taken from a CD by a horrific band called Vaginal Jesus.

00:01:57.000 Their logo was a swastika on fire, and they had a song called Indians Are Red Nigger Skunks.

00:02:04.000 Terrible, horrific, offensive, but also funny.

00:02:09.000 And I made that tape for her back when we were courting, and You Could Be Funny.

00:02:13.000 And I found it recently and been playing it in my car, and I was like, this is a fucking masterpiece.

00:02:18.000 Pull up the pictures from that, Ryan.

00:02:21.000 That's the front.

00:02:21.000 We went to some art museum, and they had a thing where they recognize your face.

00:02:26.000 Early facial recognition.

00:02:28.000 I put that on the front.

00:02:30.000 And then there's the side.

00:02:35.000 That's it.

00:02:35.000 Yeah.

00:02:38.000 In the song, Indians are Red Nigger Skunks, they talk about how I'm going to burn your TP April 11th, 20 years ago.

00:02:48.000 Just kidding, you're my blob for life.

00:02:50.000 I'm going to burn your casino.

00:02:55.000 It just seems like a weird thing to be mad at.

00:02:57.000 Like to hate Indians.

00:02:59.000 You don't really see them.

00:03:00.000 It's like hating albinos.

00:03:03.000 Yeah, I thought it was funny.

00:03:05.000 By the way, Maddie Odell here.

00:03:06.000 What's up, everybody?

00:03:08.000 Good to be back.

00:03:09.000 Back in town.

00:03:10.000 Doing a Tuesday show because Ryan is taking his baby to Disneyland, which is the same as taking your baby to Rikers.

00:03:18.000 It is totally irrelevant.

00:03:20.000 I don't know.

00:03:20.000 She's not going to remember anything.

00:03:22.000 Not going to remember anything.

00:03:23.000 And you're lining up for like an hour to get on a ride, and then I guess you step aside with the baby one time and she takes the ride?

00:03:31.000 When we're done with it, they're going to call it Babyland.

00:03:35.000 We asked you a question about the semantics of your ridiculous vacation.

00:03:41.000 Why you get two vacations, I'm not sure.

00:03:42.000 You got a vacation when I was away.

00:03:45.000 You didn't tell us that that was happening.

00:03:46.000 We planned this months ago and you told us a week before it happened.

00:03:51.000 Okay.

00:03:52.000 So is Daphne going to ride the rides too?

00:03:56.000 She could ride a couple of them on the small world, I'm pretty sure.

00:04:02.000 Teacups.

00:04:03.000 I don't think she can even do teacups, dude.

00:04:05.000 Because you've got to sit down.

00:04:07.000 It's a baby.

00:04:08.000 So if you're lining up for a fun thing like Space Mountain, which isn't that fun, are you going to just sit with her in the line and then get out of the line and take the baby and your wife can go on the ride?

00:04:19.000 I could do that, but we're going to Animal Kingdom.

00:04:22.000 She loves zoos, loves animals.

00:04:24.000 No, she doesn't.

00:04:25.000 She does?

00:04:26.000 I have a video of her touching a goat and going, ah!

00:04:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:30.000 That could be a fur pillow.

00:04:31.000 Well, it doesn't matter to me.

00:04:33.000 Yeah.

00:04:33.000 It's a beautiful thing.

00:04:34.000 I want to show her nice things.

00:04:35.000 And also, dude, you could take her here to studio land.

00:04:40.000 She could touch the fur thing that Sylvia sits on.

00:04:43.000 Now, she's disenfranchised by mundane things these days.

00:04:47.000 You know how women are.

00:04:48.000 It's not a woman.

00:04:50.000 It's a baby.

00:04:51.000 It's an infant.

00:04:52.000 We've decided her gender is female.

00:04:54.000 Is she even at infant yet?

00:04:56.000 Yeah, when you come out of the infant.

00:04:59.000 Right out of the JJ.

00:05:02.000 Excuse me, we like to call it the stork bag in our house.

00:05:05.000 Whoa.

00:05:06.000 Okay.

00:05:06.000 Are you trying to make another one?

00:05:09.000 Not yet, but very soon.

00:05:11.000 Why?

00:05:12.000 Because it'd be cute to have two little kitties around.

00:05:15.000 No, no, I don't mean why you have any other baby.

00:05:17.000 Why are you waiting?

00:05:17.000 Just keep churning them out.

00:05:19.000 All right.

00:05:20.000 Keep dropping hot ones.

00:05:22.000 You said something the other day about how if they're too close together, the first one regresses.

00:05:28.000 Okay.

00:05:28.000 Regress it up.

00:05:30.000 She's not going to become a retard.

00:05:33.000 No, it's just a pain in the ass to raise them because their sleep gets all fucked up and they get more needy.

00:05:37.000 So now you have two really big concerns on your hands instead of one kind of matured baby.

00:05:43.000 What do you think happens if you have twins in triplets?

00:05:46.000 Well, that's better because they're with each other.

00:05:48.000 You know what I mean?

00:05:49.000 But if you have one that's grown so far and gotten a proper sleep schedule and then there's another baby introduced.

00:05:54.000 Proper sleep schedule is like seven weeks.

00:05:56.000 I don't know.

00:05:57.000 I'm not a fucking baby doctor.

00:05:58.000 Somebody told me about this and they were like, we've been through it.

00:06:00.000 Yeah, don't listen to them.

00:06:01.000 Don't listen to people with kids.

00:06:03.000 Yeah.

00:06:03.000 Don't listen to people who don't know what they're talking about.

00:06:05.000 These guys have three kids.

00:06:06.000 I got kids.

00:06:07.000 I've heard this plenty of times.

00:06:08.000 I got three kids.

00:06:09.000 I'm telling you not to wait.

00:06:10.000 How old are they apart?

00:06:12.000 Two years.

00:06:12.000 The first two are two years apart.

00:06:14.000 Sure.

00:06:14.000 And then the last one is four years apart.

00:06:16.000 Mistake.

00:06:17.000 So you totally.

00:06:19.000 Mistake.

00:06:19.000 You bypass the regression, so of course you don't know what you're talking about with that.

00:06:23.000 Wow.

00:06:24.000 I talked to somebody who literally has a little baby right now that is.

00:06:28.000 Oh, it literally has a little baby or Not figuratively?

00:06:31.000 It's actually metaphorically has a little baby.

00:06:33.000 Okay.

00:06:33.000 It's actually a little stone.

00:06:35.000 Fag baby.

00:06:37.000 You take a fag baby and you regress it, and now it's a super fag baby.

00:06:41.000 What about Irish twins?

00:06:42.000 They're only nine months apart.

00:06:43.000 Well, that's why the Irish come out so violent because they're like, fucking them regress.

00:06:47.000 The Irish come out so violent because they have to deal with people like you.

00:06:50.000 That's not true.

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00:08:56.000 Dude, I just came back from the craziest place ever.

00:09:01.000 Bruner Avenue in the Bronx by the bus station.

00:09:06.000 There's a baseball field there.

00:09:09.000 No one gave a shit about it because parents in the South Bronx don't give a shit about their kids.

00:09:16.000 So they don't maintain the baseball fields.

00:09:19.000 So the Westchester people maintain it and then drive down the 20 minutes, 22 minutes from Westchester to the Bronx to play their things there.

00:09:29.000 And then they get the fuck out of Dodge.

00:09:31.000 And there's no Bronx teams there.

00:09:33.000 It's just middle-class white people in hell, but a beautifully maintained field.

00:09:40.000 And isn't it amazing?

00:09:42.000 Well, it's a matter of money.

00:09:43.000 No, it's not that much money.

00:09:45.000 And it's a bunch of parents chipping in.

00:09:47.000 So you have these parents who care about their kids maintaining baseball fields in the Bronx that were totally overgrown weed festivals before they were discovered by these middle-class parents.

00:10:00.000 And you know if the New York Times went near this story, they would say, well, not like Bruner is a very long avenue.

00:10:07.000 So you want to go.

00:10:12.000 It's Burning Man.

00:10:14.000 There's White Castle, of course.

00:10:16.000 There's all these RVs parked there.

00:10:20.000 People living in cars.

00:10:21.000 Look at that.

00:10:22.000 There it is.

00:10:24.000 So the baseball field is right here.

00:10:29.000 And then these are all RVs.

00:10:30.000 And all these people are living in cars.

00:10:32.000 Now, I'm told by the locals that it's people who work at the bus station and they don't want to spend any money, so they live in a shithole RV like this.

00:10:41.000 Tarps everywhere.

00:10:42.000 But there's also a lot of people living in cars.

00:10:44.000 One of the cars I saw, I hope I have the picture of it, is covered in vines.

00:10:48.000 It's been there so long.

00:10:50.000 There's no parking enforcement.

00:10:52.000 It's burning, man.

00:10:56.000 So here I am going down the street.

00:10:58.000 I mean, that looks like a pretty good RV right now.

00:11:00.000 That's the crazy part.

00:11:01.000 There's two of them.

00:11:02.000 A lot of the RVs are garbage.

00:11:04.000 That's probably used 80 grand.

00:11:08.000 80 to 100 probably used.

00:11:10.000 I married one of these.

00:11:12.000 They're expensive.

00:11:15.000 And then if you keep going, have you got another one?

00:11:18.000 That one's a pop-out there.

00:11:19.000 The pop-outs are a fucking fortune.

00:11:22.000 That's a pop-out right there.

00:11:24.000 That's a pop-out.

00:11:25.000 The other one was a pop-out?

00:11:26.000 That's for the big bed.

00:11:28.000 Look at that.

00:11:28.000 Yeah.

00:11:29.000 I looked these up.

00:11:30.000 They're locked as one.

00:11:31.000 They're like 200 grand.

00:11:32.000 That's like a tour bus over there.

00:11:34.000 Yeah, Will Smith lives in one of these.

00:11:36.000 And it's got a scooter in front of it.

00:11:39.000 Are they shitting me?

00:11:40.000 I don't get it.

00:11:41.000 It's Burning Man, Homeless People, Vines on Cars, and then also a quarter of a million dollar IV with a scooter there.

00:11:48.000 It's fucking nuts.

00:11:50.000 I got to run out of there.

00:11:52.000 It is so weird.

00:11:54.000 A man on the street or something.

00:11:55.000 Like, what do you do?

00:11:56.000 Yes, please.

00:11:56.000 You should probably wear a bulletproof vest.

00:11:59.000 I have that.

00:12:00.000 Show another pic.

00:12:04.000 I think I got the vines in there.

00:12:06.000 Yeah, that's the car with the vines.

00:12:08.000 That guy's been living in his car so long.

00:12:10.000 Vines are on his fucking car.

00:12:12.000 And then a school bus with like duct tape and white paint on the windows.

00:12:15.000 There's habibi writing on there.

00:12:18.000 What?

00:12:18.000 You see the habibi writing?

00:12:20.000 Where?

00:12:21.000 What's that?

00:12:22.000 Right under that yellow trim.

00:12:24.000 That's ISIS Habibi writing.

00:12:26.000 Zoom in.

00:12:28.000 What do you mean, ISIS Habibi writing?

00:12:30.000 That's Sanskrit or Arabic.

00:12:32.000 Okay, but that could be a million Sikhs, Indians, Arabs.

00:12:38.000 I'm just saying, I'm just looking for any sort of clues here.

00:12:40.000 He's got a flat tire.

00:12:41.000 That's why he's got vines.

00:12:43.000 It looks like he washed that car.

00:12:45.000 Yeah, it doesn't look dirty.

00:12:47.000 That's a good condition.

00:12:48.000 So you clean your car as vines grow over it?

00:12:51.000 When it rains, he's out there with a bucket and soap.

00:12:54.000 I'm lost.

00:12:55.000 I'm totally lost.

00:12:56.000 With a flat tire.

00:12:57.000 That's insane.

00:12:59.000 Yeah, you're Right.

00:13:01.000 The rims look beautiful.

00:13:02.000 They're clean.

00:13:03.000 It looks like a brand new car.

00:13:05.000 I mean, it did rain today.

00:13:08.000 And I looked it up online.

00:13:09.000 There's nothing about Bruner Avenue, or at least this part of Bruner Avenue in the Bronx, anywhere.

00:13:15.000 They've got to do a documentary about that place.

00:13:18.000 The problem is, if you go down there, you're going to get killed.

00:13:20.000 So I would recommend we send Ryan down.

00:13:22.000 But then I would die.

00:13:24.000 I'm still a person.

00:13:25.000 Where are your chestplates?

00:13:26.000 Right, but that wouldn't be a major loss.

00:13:29.000 Oh, I see.

00:13:29.000 I'm saying you don't want to send a real person down.

00:13:32.000 Gotcha.

00:13:36.000 What else?

00:13:38.000 Joe Biggs Defense Fund could do with a boost.

00:13:41.000 Here's why Joe needs money.

00:13:44.000 He has to fly experts down to talk about what happened that day, to go through the thousands of hours of video.

00:13:54.000 And Joe is up against a place called America.

00:13:58.000 And I don't know if you're familiar with America, but they just threw $40 billion at a bullshit war in Ukraine because the president's son is involved in some nefarious activities down there.

00:14:11.000 And he wants to make sure Ukraine never investigates his son or tells anyone what the fuck is going on.

00:14:16.000 So it's a bribe.

00:14:18.000 He bought Ukraine's support so his son could never get in shit.

00:14:24.000 That's the kind of money they have flying around.

00:14:27.000 And we don't even know if they have that money because they just print it and then give it to people and devalue it.

00:14:34.000 So we're heading for an inflation tsunami while Hunter Biden's dad blows all this money.

00:14:41.000 Isn't it amazing, by the way, that Hunter Biden fucked that stripper and she has a baby and that baby is in some shitty apartment right now with the tattooed stripper mom.

00:14:52.000 And the mom is like, see that guy on the TV who can't speak English?

00:14:55.000 That's your grandpa.

00:14:58.000 Somebody put the gun to her head.

00:14:59.000 What?

00:15:00.000 No, that's a different child.

00:15:02.000 Different stripper.

00:15:03.000 I follow the stripper that he impregnated on Instagram.

00:15:06.000 She seems pretty cool.

00:15:08.000 She's got a boyfriend.

00:15:09.000 She's got some other kids.

00:15:10.000 I don't know.

00:15:10.000 She's kind of funny and horny.

00:15:14.000 She must have got a check, right?

00:15:16.000 Maybe she's got a check directly from Ukraine.

00:15:19.000 But put up Joe's defense fund, Ryan.

00:15:21.000 Gotcha.

00:15:22.000 And then you could also email his lawyer for anonymous donations, too.

00:15:29.000 Right.

00:15:30.000 So we've promoted the anonymous donations.

00:15:32.000 That's for the rich guys.

00:15:33.000 But for the peasants who aren't scared.

00:15:36.000 Wait, that's not it, shit for brains.

00:15:38.000 I sent it to you.

00:15:40.000 Oh, and a text?

00:15:41.000 Yeah.

00:15:42.000 Okay.

00:15:44.000 I don't know what that one is.

00:15:47.000 I only send you things that are triple, quadruple, verified.

00:15:51.000 Oh, here we are.

00:15:53.000 Yeah, this is real.

00:15:55.000 And here's a general.

00:15:56.000 It's only got $3,000 on it.

00:15:59.000 But here's a general rule of thumb with defense funds.

00:16:02.000 Make sure it's going to a lawyer.

00:16:06.000 Lawyers have paper trails.

00:16:08.000 Lawyers don't disappear.

00:16:10.000 Lawyers can be tracked down.

00:16:12.000 This is Dan Hall.

00:16:13.000 I talk to him every day, and he is trustworthy.

00:16:17.000 So what's the URL for this?

00:16:19.000 How do people get to this?

00:16:20.000 GiveSendGo.com slash SSGBDF.

00:16:25.000 SSG.

00:16:26.000 Like as in Staff Sergeant BDF.

00:16:29.000 Right?

00:16:29.000 SSGBDF.

00:16:33.000 Biggs Defense Fund.

00:16:34.000 SSG, Big Defense Fund.

00:16:38.000 Joe Biggs signed up to the military after 9-11, drove over an IUD.

00:16:44.000 Is that what it's called?

00:16:45.000 IED?

00:16:45.000 IED.

00:16:46.000 IED.

00:16:47.000 Got two Purple Hearts.

00:16:49.000 But because he went to the bathroom in a building that was being vandalized, he's been in solitary confinement for a year and a half and is facing 20 years.

00:16:58.000 Yeah, but it was an insurrection.

00:17:02.000 I know we're in the middle of a national divorce.

00:17:05.000 I've never met anyone in person that talks about January 6th as horrific and an insurrection.

00:17:12.000 I don't know if I can not punch someone if they say that to my face.

00:17:16.000 I don't know if I'd be able to resist.

00:17:20.000 It might be just sort of a natural instinct.

00:17:23.000 I got to change the color.

00:17:25.000 I couldn't imagine meeting someone who thinks something so retarded.

00:17:30.000 Like Brooklyn, what's his name?

00:17:32.000 We talked about him the other day.

00:17:33.000 Brooklyn Dad Defiant, whatever the fuck his retarded name is.

00:17:37.000 His little made-up name, gay black dude.

00:17:41.000 He's like, this was way worse.

00:17:44.000 The insurrection was way worse in 9-11.

00:17:48.000 No one died on their end.

00:17:49.000 We lost two Patriots.

00:17:52.000 On 9-11, we lost about 3,000 Patriots or Americans.

00:17:58.000 What the fuck?

00:18:00.000 Yeah, so that super chat that we have up on the wall.

00:18:03.000 I don't know.

00:18:04.000 Why did it appear green?

00:18:06.000 Hey, I never noticed that before.

00:18:08.000 The guy who was like, I just got shot in the face, is he wearing a blacks for Trump shirt?

00:18:12.000 Get rid of the super chat for a second.

00:18:17.000 It's going to come up in the loop.

00:18:20.000 And you won't be able to pause it, of course.

00:18:22.000 Oh, you can pause it?

00:18:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:24.000 Okay, keep going.

00:18:26.000 What you're seeing right there is worse than 9-11, by the way.

00:18:30.000 Because they were Americans.

00:18:33.000 Oh, you can even fast-forward it.

00:18:35.000 Look at the technology here.

00:18:36.000 There, stop.

00:18:38.000 Looks like it.

00:18:39.000 That's Blacks for Trump.

00:18:42.000 That's cultural appropriation.

00:18:45.000 You can't wear that.

00:18:48.000 Or maybe it says I sucks Trump stick.

00:18:51.000 I see A-C-K-S.

00:18:53.000 Right?

00:18:54.000 Yeah, that's Blacks for Trump.

00:18:56.000 So he's funny, too.

00:19:02.000 Yeah, so the Super Chat's a totally different thing, although it's similar in that it's the same persecution.

00:19:09.000 Pretty ugly color scheme you got there.

00:19:14.000 So, hey, this is Vox Day.

00:19:16.000 Wondering if I put anything in my ass, will that make me gay?

00:19:20.000 I am really worried about that.

00:19:22.000 I just can't be gay ever.

00:19:23.000 What would my soccer team think of me?

00:19:25.000 Please, please don't let me be gay.

00:19:27.000 Hey, do you have Milo's phone number?

00:19:28.000 I just want to tell him being gay is bad.

00:19:33.000 yeah, it's a weird accusation I keep getting of being a fag.

00:19:36.000 Like, I wouldn't care if I was a fag.

00:19:40.000 Well, I guess I'd be bummed.

00:19:41.000 It's a non-factor.

00:19:43.000 And my marriage wouldn't be doing great after that, but I wouldn't have been married if I was gay.

00:19:48.000 But if I was a homo, I'd be sitting right here.

00:19:53.000 I'd have a boyfriend, I guess.

00:19:55.000 I might have a daughter.

00:19:56.000 Husband.

00:19:57.000 I don't think so, but maybe.

00:19:59.000 But that wouldn't affect my ideas.

00:20:01.000 Like, it's not the own you think it is, this gay accusation.

00:20:06.000 It would be weird to be gay and in the closet, but like, I remember every time we'd like a band in high school, they go, yeah, the singer's a fag.

00:20:14.000 They wanted to ruin him.

00:20:15.000 Like with Rod Stewart when I was a little kid, they go, yeah, he sucked off so many sheep they had to pump his stomach because of the cum.

00:20:23.000 And you're like, well, first of all, that's not possible.

00:20:27.000 But secondly, how is that this sort of like deal breaker?

00:20:31.000 Yeah.

00:20:31.000 You put a butt plug in your ass.

00:20:33.000 Anyway, even me talking about it is taking the bait.

00:20:36.000 The new chat single, The Price of Smokes, is so good.

00:20:39.000 Check it out.

00:20:40.000 We have read that one, but I don't know if we listened to it last week.

00:20:43.000 So you got repeats?

00:20:45.000 Those are just, yeah, from nobody sent new ones.

00:20:47.000 Well, we should explain what we do on the show in case you're new to the show.

00:20:50.000 This night, which is usually Thursday night, but babies have to meet Mickey Mouse.

00:20:54.000 We go through letters sent in here to the show that have been pre-screened so none of them are boring.

00:21:04.000 We take calls, number two.

00:21:07.000 We allow super chats, number three.

00:21:12.000 I think that's it.

00:21:13.000 I think that's it.

00:21:14.000 Go through a couple news items.

00:21:15.000 And the super chats, guaranteed going to be read if they're $100.

00:21:20.000 Probably will be read if they're not, but no guarantee.

00:21:23.000 And then this dollar sign here is for Max and John to give them in cash when they get out for some sort of nest egg because they just served four years for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds and we live in Clown World where that's a crime.

00:21:44.000 So it'd be cool for them to have some scratch when they get out, which I believe is in March.

00:21:53.000 I think it's after Christmas.

00:21:56.000 Four Christmases down the drain.

00:21:58.000 They worked hard to get out early.

00:22:00.000 They filed an appeal, which was accepted, or at least officiated, by three black female judges who rolled their eyes and laughed and got Max and John confused several times.

00:22:16.000 Didn't work.

00:22:17.000 No appeal there.

00:22:19.000 And they also took tons of courses and shit to get out early.

00:22:24.000 John is a welder, so he taught a welding class.

00:22:26.000 Max taught an electrician class.

00:22:29.000 They were both the sort of heads of their block.

00:22:32.000 And they got six months off their sentence for doing all those extracurricular activities.

00:22:37.000 And then they just, the prison said, no.

00:22:42.000 And didn't just obliterate their early time, which was only six months off four years, but they obliterated everyone in the prisons.

00:22:50.000 We're not doing it anymore.

00:22:51.000 We changed our mind.

00:22:53.000 Now, my theory is because they cut the prison population in half, the prison said, we need more customers.

00:23:00.000 So no one's leaving.

00:23:02.000 Because you've got to be here or I don't get paid.

00:23:05.000 What do you think of that theory, Maddie?

00:23:08.000 It's possible.

00:23:09.000 Because Governor and Bear Hill now are pretty darn sparse.

00:23:15.000 Yeah, they're probably at what, less than 50% of capacity.

00:23:21.000 I don't know exactly why.

00:23:23.000 I guess they said they let out a bunch for COVID.

00:23:25.000 I think they let out a bunch because they want their arrest records to look better.

00:23:33.000 So they're like, crime's down.

00:23:34.000 The prisons are empty.

00:23:36.000 No, crime's not down.

00:23:37.000 You just let them all get away with it.

00:23:42.000 Okay, would you rather receive the most excruciating, toothiest blowjob that leaves you needing stitches from a 10?

00:23:49.000 No, thank you.

00:23:51.000 Dude, I'm 52.

00:23:52.000 We don't care about 10s anymore.

00:23:54.000 Or B, the most mind-numbingly euphoric B, but BJ, but you're blindfolded.

00:24:00.000 Well, is it a dude?

00:24:02.000 I'm not.

00:24:03.000 I guess you don't know.

00:24:05.000 Okay, so I almost did the chick thing where I'm like, neither.

00:24:07.000 But, uh...

00:24:17.000 And the answer is no.

00:24:18.000 And that has less to do with me scared of gays, but my own sort of...

00:24:25.000 Or a retard.

00:24:26.000 What do they call it?

00:24:27.000 Or a kid.

00:24:28.000 What do they call that your own facility, like your own freedom, your own ability to decide who blows you.

00:24:38.000 So I'll take the stitches.

00:24:40.000 Thanks.

00:24:41.000 Let's play The Price of Smoke.

00:24:43.000 Okay.

00:24:49.000 I already love it.

00:24:53.000 I love it so much I can get over the fact that the singer wears socks with sandals.

00:24:56.000 Australia is They are going through a renaissance.

00:25:12.000 Better.

00:25:13.000 This is better than fucking Richard Hell in the Voidoids.

00:25:16.000 The prices of smokes are going up again.

00:25:18.000 The prices of smokes are going up again.

00:25:19.000 I could already barely afford my rent.

00:25:22.000 The prices of smokes are going up again.

00:25:29.000 I could already barely contain my head now.

00:25:32.000 The prices of smokes are going up again.

00:25:34.000 Good stuff.

00:25:35.000 You never see Burlington Donate because he's poor.

00:25:37.000 Max and John are going to love when they're out.

00:25:38.000 Nothing in the world is like freedom after incarceration.

00:25:40.000 Water tastes sweet.

00:25:41.000 Air is thick.

00:25:42.000 Bright future ahead.

00:25:43.000 I remember, Maddie, you told me something where you go, I just woke up in the middle of the night.

00:25:50.000 I went and I wanted a water.

00:25:52.000 So I got up and I got me a glass of water.

00:25:56.000 Yeah, go ahead and get some milk and cookies and whatever.

00:25:59.000 Just have that freedom.

00:26:00.000 Maybe not go back to bed.

00:26:01.000 Maybe watch some TV.

00:26:02.000 Turn on the TV.

00:26:03.000 It's up to you when you watch TV and watch the show you want to watch.

00:26:08.000 Exactly.

00:26:09.000 What's the first thing you do when you get out?

00:26:13.000 Like, describe.

00:26:14.000 Can you just break it down for me?

00:26:16.000 Okay.

00:26:17.000 Odell, and well, you got to go to what they call RD, which is receiving a discharge.

00:26:22.000 So you're sitting there anticipating your name to be called by the block officer.

00:26:27.000 Okay, let's go back even further.

00:26:29.000 You wake up that morning, I assume, super early.

00:26:31.000 Well, you probably don't go to sleep.

00:26:33.000 Right.

00:26:33.000 I didn't sleep much the night I was getting released the night before.

00:26:37.000 You don't party the night before, right?

00:26:40.000 No.

00:26:41.000 So you're up all night, barely sleep.

00:26:43.000 Right.

00:26:44.000 You know, you're anxious.

00:26:47.000 Yeah.

00:26:48.000 So, you know, you're up, you're antsy, you're probably pacing a little bit.

00:26:53.000 And then.

00:26:54.000 Wait, let me interrupt again.

00:26:55.000 Is the guy next to you, the guy you're trying to sell with, a little bit jealous?

00:27:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:01.000 I remember when I was leaving Allenwood, my cell he was doing life.

00:27:06.000 And he was like, "Oh, it's getting...

00:27:13.000 You know, you start taking your personal effects from the cell and you either send them home or you just get rid of them.

00:27:20.000 So now like you're like you have these corkboards and like some of them you put your stuff up on there.

00:27:26.000 So like your side of it's getting empty and his is still Fulwood Hill, his shit.

00:27:31.000 And he's like, yeah, it's getting real sparse in here.

00:27:34.000 He goes, you know how many times I've seen this happen?

00:27:36.000 He had life.

00:27:36.000 He was never going home.

00:27:37.000 I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.

00:27:39.000 What did he do?

00:27:40.000 Murder.

00:27:41.000 How?

00:27:42.000 What?

00:27:42.000 He was a military prisoner.

00:27:44.000 Oh, yeah, you told me about this guy.

00:27:45.000 Sorry.

00:27:46.000 But go ahead.

00:27:47.000 And, you know, you start packing up stuff you want to start.

00:27:50.000 No, no, no.

00:27:50.000 Go back to his murder.

00:27:52.000 Oh, he was a military prisoner, and he killed a guy in Germany.

00:27:57.000 He had a very bad heroin addiction.

00:28:00.000 And he was in the middle of getting divorced from his wife.

00:28:04.000 He was bummed out.

00:28:05.000 So the guy says, hey, come on, I'll take you to town and buy you a couple drinks.

00:28:08.000 So I guess he thought the guy had money and then Robin killed him.

00:28:12.000 Did he kill him by accident?

00:28:13.000 Yeah, he killed him by accident.

00:28:14.000 Well, no.

00:28:15.000 No?

00:28:16.000 He says he doesn't remember.

00:28:17.000 He blacked out.

00:28:18.000 He went into a rage.

00:28:21.000 Put it this way.

00:28:22.000 He's never getting out because they said his crime was so heinous.

00:28:27.000 Wow.

00:28:28.000 He says all he remembers is he woke up.

00:28:30.000 He had blood all over his hands.

00:28:31.000 He had the guy's gold chain.

00:28:33.000 He killed him for like $28 and a gold chain.

00:28:37.000 Jesus.

00:28:39.000 And he was 20 at the time that happened.

00:28:41.000 I met him.

00:28:41.000 He was 37.

00:28:42.000 He had 17 years in and was never going home.

00:28:45.000 Okay, so his corkboard's chaka block.

00:28:49.000 Yep.

00:28:50.000 It's got Mickey Mouse.

00:28:51.000 Now I start taking down my pictures and letters and stuff and start packing it up because, you know, you're going home.

00:28:58.000 And then do they call you on a speaker?

00:29:01.000 No, the CO will just call you.

00:29:03.000 Like, he'll come out of his little, what they call the bubble.

00:29:05.000 He'll come out of the bubble and call your name.

00:29:07.000 Odell.

00:29:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:08.000 Let's go.

00:29:09.000 Odell.

00:29:11.000 And they call you.

00:29:11.000 They give you a passcode of receiving, R ⁇ D. Process out.

00:29:17.000 So a lot of that sounds.

00:29:20.000 Where I was in the feds, a lot of it was mechanical keys.

00:29:24.000 They had to actually physically go around and like county jails and stuff like that.

00:29:29.000 They're electronic where they open up, you know, they're like man trap doors.

00:29:33.000 No two doors open at once.

00:29:35.000 Right.

00:29:35.000 Like you have to, this door will open.

00:29:37.000 You step in.

00:29:37.000 This closes, and then this one opens.

00:29:40.000 Those are all automated and stuff like that.

00:29:44.000 So then you go there.

00:29:46.000 Do they have that paper bag with the jeans you got arrested in five years ago?

00:29:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:29:51.000 Like I had clothes sent in so I could go home in.

00:29:55.000 Okay.

00:29:56.000 Yeah.

00:29:56.000 I mean, they'll give you clothes to leave with, like, just like these, like New York State print, they give you like khaki pants and a white button-up shirt.

00:30:05.000 But you go to R ⁇ D, they start processing you out, and then they run your name and fingerprints through NCIC to see if there are any warrants or holds.

00:30:15.000 Because just because you go to R ⁇ D and your time's done in that jail doesn't necessarily mean you're going home.

00:30:20.000 Oh, shit.

00:30:21.000 Many people go to the county jail because you get turned over to the local authorities because you have a hold.

00:30:27.000 Then you go to that county jail and whatever jurisdiction or whatever agency has a hold on you, they come and pick you up and you start the whole process over again.

00:30:36.000 Oh, fantastic.

00:30:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:38.000 So then you get like a what a bus back to.

00:30:41.000 Well, you could take a bus.

00:30:42.000 Like all this, like you go to your counselors and stuff like that.

00:30:45.000 Like you go through like these pre-release courses and they ask you if you're going to get picked up or you're taking public transportation and whatever.

00:30:52.000 So they arrange all that.

00:30:53.000 When I was leaving the feds, I wasn't released to general public.

00:30:56.000 I had to go to the halfway house.

00:30:58.000 Oh.

00:30:58.000 Yeah.

00:30:59.000 That's anticlimactic.

00:31:00.000 Well, I had to go to the halfway house.

00:31:02.000 I think I had 90 days or six months or something in the halfway house.

00:31:05.000 Oh, fuck.

00:31:06.000 Did you ever get out and you're just out?

00:31:08.000 You can drink a bottle of whiskey?

00:31:10.000 Yeah, full-term.

00:31:11.000 Last time I left the feds, I was doing my second violation with incarceration.

00:31:15.000 You know, I had to do all my sentence.

00:31:18.000 So it was called FTR, full-term release.

00:31:20.000 And you just walk out the door and that's it.

00:31:23.000 Wait, didn't you choose that on purpose?

00:31:24.000 Because you didn't want to deal with any paper.

00:31:26.000 I didn't want to be on paper anymore.

00:31:28.000 I'll just do the extra time.

00:31:29.000 Yeah, yeah, I'll just do all the time.

00:31:31.000 So how much was all the time?

00:31:33.000 43 months.

00:31:35.000 And what were they going to let you out in if they had it their way?

00:31:38.000 No, I had done the majority of it.

00:31:40.000 And then when I went home, I was on, like, they changed it from parole to supervised release.

00:31:45.000 It's not parole anymore.

00:31:46.000 They just changed the fucking name.

00:31:50.000 And I did two years on supervised release, and they violated me on my last day.

00:31:56.000 They sent me back to prison for another 10 months.

00:31:58.000 So when I came out after doing that 10 months, I was back on, they gave me another two more years of supervised release.

00:32:05.000 So when I went back, I said, fuck you, I'm not doing this.

00:32:08.000 I'm not going to do two more years.

00:32:09.000 So you violate me on the last fucking day again.

00:32:12.000 I said, I'm not reporting.

00:32:13.000 I'm not taking drug tests.

00:32:14.000 Fuck you.

00:32:15.000 Fuck your office.

00:32:16.000 Suck my dick.

00:32:17.000 Send me my paperwork for the violation.

00:32:19.000 And I'll show up to court and go do my fucking time.

00:32:21.000 And my PO was like, oh, I want you to really fucking do, want you to complete.

00:32:24.000 I go, you don't want me to do a fucking thing.

00:32:26.000 I was like, oh, fucking suck my dick.

00:32:29.000 Please, don't sell me a line of bullshit.

00:32:32.000 I said, put the fucking paperwork in because this is the last time you'll see me until I report to court for my violation.

00:32:39.000 And that's what I did.

00:32:41.000 And then what was the punishment for that?

00:32:42.000 Another 10 months.

00:32:45.000 Whenever I hear these stories, I just think about the way the state abuses anyone they possibly can.

00:32:50.000 And he goes, well, you know, they could possibly give you more supervised relief to have that.

00:32:53.000 I said, well, the majority of the time, from what I've understanded and the research I've done, your second violation with incarceration, they just terminate your supervised release because they deem you unsupervisable.

00:33:04.000 I said, well, I'll take my chances with that.

00:33:07.000 Yeah.

00:33:08.000 And I go to get another 10-month hint, and that was it, full-term release.

00:33:11.000 So you get out, you go through that, there's a halfway house, blah, blah, blah.

00:33:14.000 You're back at your apartment.

00:33:16.000 I don't know how you get an apartment.

00:33:18.000 Yeah.

00:33:19.000 Someone set it up for you, I guess.

00:33:21.000 Well, when I got released from state prison last time in New York, because I couldn't go back to the house that I was living in, because there was order protections and stuff like that.

00:33:32.000 I didn't, you have to be released to an established residence.

00:33:38.000 So, you know, my family said, well, we'll just get you an apartment.

00:33:41.000 And they were like, no.

00:33:42.000 So they actually paroled me to a fucking homeless shelter.

00:33:45.000 Holy shit.

00:33:46.000 Yeah.

00:33:46.000 That's why last week I wanted to mention that.

00:33:49.000 Somebody said, John said, I think John's doing that.

00:33:52.000 Declare himself homeless.

00:33:53.000 Yeah.

00:33:53.000 He's going right to a homeless shelter.

00:33:55.000 Yeah.

00:33:57.000 And what's really bad is he's going to be stuck in New York until he gets the New York State Division of Parole to do what they call an interstate compact to change it to where he lives in Chicago.

00:34:10.000 I don't know exactly where he lives.

00:34:12.000 I think Chicago or something like that.

00:34:13.000 Yeah, Zenoa's in Chicago, but I think they're moving to...

00:34:24.000 Setting up his interstate compact so that when he gets released, he goes directly to Illinois.

00:34:33.000 Yeah, these guys aren't dummies.

00:34:34.000 Okay, so I want to get to where it's your first night.

00:34:37.000 You open the door, you drop your bags down.

00:34:41.000 Oh.

00:34:42.000 Oh, it depends.

00:34:45.000 Like, I've come home from being out of county jails or halfway houses.

00:34:51.000 Like, when you're done with the, go straight to a party, start fucking ripping lines and fucking drinking and all fucking sorts of shit.

00:34:58.000 You don't get laid.

00:34:59.000 But like the last time, well, not the last time.

00:35:01.000 The first time I was released from federal custody, my ex-wife came and picked me up with my son and my mother.

00:35:06.000 So I really couldn't.

00:35:07.000 I was going to the halfway house anyway.

00:35:10.000 But that first night when you're back with your wife, there's obviously some horsing around.

00:35:14.000 Oh, fool.

00:35:14.000 Big, delicious roast beef dinner.

00:35:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:17.000 Foo, I mean, you try to go somewhere as soon as you get, like, when they pick you up.

00:35:21.000 You either go straight to the hotel and get ass, get a piece of pussy, and then go eat.

00:35:28.000 So.

00:35:30.000 But, yeah.

00:35:31.000 Fun stuff.

00:35:32.000 Good stuff.

00:35:33.000 What's the thing you enjoy most when you get out?

00:35:35.000 Like TV, junk food, water at night.

00:35:39.000 Just freedom.

00:35:39.000 Just walking down the street.

00:35:41.000 Yeah.

00:35:41.000 Not having to do something that you don't want to do because someone is making you do it.

00:35:47.000 It's amazing how we all take this.

00:35:48.000 It's 3.30 in the afternoon.

00:35:49.000 It's time for afternoon count.

00:35:50.000 Get in the cell.

00:35:52.000 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 3.30 to 4.30.

00:35:54.000 It's amazing how we all take this for granted.

00:35:56.000 Like, when I get up hungover, you know, with the terrors in the middle of the night, I go and get a Gatorade from the fridge downstairs.

00:36:03.000 All of that is a pain in the ass.

00:36:04.000 Because there is no fridge in the cell.

00:36:06.000 Right.

00:36:06.000 But I'm saying, like, I'm bummed.

00:36:07.000 I'm like, ah, fuck.

00:36:09.000 I'm super parched.

00:36:10.000 I got to go all the way downstairs to get the Gatorade.

00:36:12.000 Meanwhile, that's such a gift.

00:36:15.000 That's such a, what's the word I'm looking for?

00:36:18.000 Privilege.

00:36:18.000 Yeah.

00:36:19.000 To be able to go down there and open a brand new, fresh, freezing cold Gatorade, orange Gatorade, and cure my dehydration instantly.

00:36:26.000 Boom.

00:36:27.000 I should be thankful that I had that opportunity.

00:36:29.000 Yeah.

00:36:32.000 I mean, it's a totally different thing.

00:36:34.000 Like, New York State, it's weird, like in the mediums, only maximum security are in cells in New York State.

00:36:42.000 But being in cells and being in like a dorm are two different, like, like where Max and John are, it's all dorms.

00:36:49.000 Yeah, they play guitar.

00:36:50.000 Well, Max plays guitar all day.

00:36:52.000 John draws.

00:36:53.000 Yeah.

00:36:54.000 Anyway, Ryan, that super chat doesn't seem to be replenishing itself.

00:37:02.000 Maybe we should tell people how to watch it.

00:37:04.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:37:06.000 I'm thinking we should.

00:37:07.000 It's a little bit tricky.

00:37:08.000 Also, Tuesday is a weird time to have the live show.

00:37:11.000 Yeah, I don't think a lot of people are expecting it.

00:37:14.000 I mean, I know you announced it yesterday.

00:37:16.000 So you hit we are streaming, watch live.

00:37:19.000 You click on that.

00:37:19.000 Got to do it on the browser now, folks.

00:37:22.000 Right on the browser, not the app.

00:37:23.000 Right beneath these pretty mugs right here.

00:37:26.000 We got these.

00:37:28.000 Donate to read a message on air.

00:37:31.000 So you got to do it on censored.tv.

00:37:33.000 It's true.

00:37:34.000 I've obviously never done it because I'm always sitting here.

00:37:38.000 There's 96 users in this little chat here, which is the free chat, but that wouldn't incentivize people to.

00:37:45.000 Does that stay up after the show?

00:37:47.000 I think people hang out there for a bit, yeah.

00:37:49.000 No, but I'm saying, could I, like, tonight if I went home, could I pull up the Now that you mentioned it, I think it kind of dies with the stream.

00:37:58.000 I'll ask the super smart tech guy, too.

00:38:02.000 I'd love to see what people write in the comments.

00:38:05.000 Because we're on the show, we don't get to see it.

00:38:07.000 It doesn't taste better.

00:38:08.000 It quenches your thirst better, too.

00:38:10.000 Oh, it doesn't just taste better.

00:38:13.000 Glacier cherry Gatorade.

00:38:15.000 I like orange.

00:38:17.000 Holy fuck, that's disgusting, somebody says.

00:38:19.000 Disgusting?

00:38:20.000 How can you hate orange Gatorade?

00:38:22.000 You know which one I like?

00:38:23.000 What?

00:38:23.000 And it's crazy.

00:38:24.000 It's cucumber lime.

00:38:25.000 What the hell?

00:38:26.000 That exists?

00:38:27.000 Yeah, cucumber lime Gatorade.

00:38:30.000 Isn't it a bummer where you go to get Gatorade and you get like the frozen one, like the one that's freeze, whatever, the white one?

00:38:37.000 Frost or whatever, frost.

00:38:39.000 You get it home and you realize you accidentally bought the zero one with zero sugar and it has that aspartame taste and you're like, ah, fuck.

00:38:47.000 I've never had that before.

00:38:49.000 Yeah, cucumber lime.

00:38:52.000 I love it.

00:38:53.000 It's one of my favorite.

00:38:54.000 If you don't like Gatorade, you're not an alcoholic.

00:38:56.000 Put a little vodka in that bad boy, and let me tell you.

00:39:01.000 Good stuff.

00:39:02.000 Guys, we have new sauces coming next week.

00:39:04.000 A new precious metals company coming onto the show this month.

00:39:06.000 Sports betting is coming back this month.

00:39:09.000 And those established titles guys are coming on in November.

00:39:14.000 You're actually going to be able to buy a plot of land next to my plot of land in Scotland.

00:39:20.000 Stay tuned.

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00:39:30.000 All right.

00:39:31.000 So I got a couple of news items to discuss.

00:39:36.000 Not really.

00:39:37.000 Just one.

00:39:38.000 And then we have FOP medals we got to promote.

00:39:41.000 But we also want to go behind the paywall.

00:39:43.000 But before we go behind the paywall, we'd like to give you a sort of better picture of the show.

00:39:48.000 So why don't we open up the phone lines while I open up the emails?

00:39:55.000 And we can't open up the emails unless you play the song that makes fun of you, Ryan, for not having a loving father.

00:40:03.000 Oh, I thought we would do the thanks for calling.

00:40:05.000 That would give me just enough time.

00:40:06.000 Oh, yeah, let's do that too.

00:40:09.000 You are on the air.

00:40:12.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:40:14.000 You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.

00:40:18.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:40:19.000 You have one thing.

00:40:21.000 Thank you for calling.

00:40:22.000 It's great hearing from you.

00:40:23.000 Bye-bye.

00:40:24.000 All right, next call.

00:40:25.000 So true.

00:40:28.000 How do I watch the live show on the Roku app?

00:40:31.000 I have no idea.

00:40:32.000 Well, I got the Roku app.

00:40:33.000 It'd be weird to see us on the big screen.

00:40:36.000 Never tried.

00:40:38.000 I can maybe get an answer for that.

00:40:40.000 But in the meantime, can you boys turn your microphones on?

00:40:42.000 They're on.

00:40:43.000 Hello, hello, hello.

00:40:45.000 Maddie's a good guy.

00:40:47.000 Oh, I gotta put my weekend.

00:40:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:52.000 Add it to the trinket wall.

00:40:54.000 Oh, and also the bottle of Breaking Bad Vodka.

00:40:58.000 That tasted fucking gross.

00:41:00.000 It was very bad.

00:41:01.000 It was smoky tequila.

00:41:03.000 Smoky tequila.

00:41:04.000 No thank you.

00:41:06.000 Yeah.

00:41:07.000 I was at the airport, and I asked the security guy, I was like, can I bring this?

00:41:11.000 He was like, no fucking way.

00:41:12.000 He's like, you could dump it out in the garbage can.

00:41:14.000 Thank you.

00:41:14.000 Went over there, just went, and then there was this like Antifa-looking fat chick with her boyfriend.

00:41:19.000 She was like, that's a shame.

00:41:20.000 That's good stuff, too.

00:41:22.000 You would think that.

00:41:24.000 You would.

00:41:24.000 Yeah, I hate any kind of smoky, even scotch.

00:41:27.000 Why are you smoking it?

00:41:29.000 You like smoky scotch?

00:41:30.000 You like peat in your scotch?

00:41:32.000 I like the smoky scotch.

00:41:32.000 It's part of the process.

00:41:35.000 Why'd you put an ashtray in my drink?

00:41:39.000 But it's signed by Cranston and Aaron Paul, which is very cool.

00:41:42.000 Yeah, that's the thing.

00:41:43.000 So someone gave us that at the show in Vegas, and it's got a little, it's the two breaking bad guys, and they've signed the bottle.

00:41:53.000 And they're like, that's really valuable, man.

00:41:54.000 That's a great gift.

00:41:56.000 Thanks, but I'm not, I can't carry it on a plane.

00:41:59.000 I'm not checking baggage for it.

00:42:00.000 You can put it on here.

00:42:01.000 So then I felt really bad until I tasted it and went, oh, good.

00:42:04.000 I don't want this in my life.

00:42:06.000 We're going to put it on the bar, though.

00:42:08.000 It'll be a cool little thing.

00:42:10.000 Oh, you got the bottle?

00:42:11.000 Yep.

00:42:12.000 Yeah, okay.

00:42:13.000 Sweet.

00:42:13.000 Yeah.

00:42:14.000 We got the Dan Aykroyd.

00:42:15.000 Don't we have the Dan Aykroyd skull bottle then?

00:42:17.000 Do we have the Dan Aykroyd skull?

00:42:19.000 Yeah, we got a bunch of stuff up there.

00:42:22.000 We got calls.

00:42:23.000 Slew stuff.

00:42:24.000 I will put the.

00:42:25.000 Dearest Gavin, I know you slept with lots of women in your vice years.

00:42:29.000 Would you mind listing a few of your more famous fucks?

00:42:32.000 Fucks.

00:42:33.000 I vaguely remember you saying you banged Hallie Berry.

00:42:38.000 That was a joke.

00:42:40.000 I don't have any famous fucks.

00:42:42.000 No one does.

00:42:43.000 Who has famous fucks?

00:42:45.000 Sting, maybe?

00:42:48.000 Like, no one's fucked a bunch of famous chicks.

00:42:51.000 Maybe Tommy Lee?

00:42:53.000 Yeah.

00:42:54.000 I've never fucked anyone remotely famous ever.

00:42:58.000 I've met a handful of celebrities over the years, but they didn't want to fuck me.

00:43:03.000 Maybe this next caller, 210, wants to fuck you.

00:43:06.000 I think they're calling about your cologne.

00:43:09.000 Okay.

00:43:09.000 What's up?

00:43:12.000 Hey, what's going on?

00:43:13.000 Gab, I don't think your mic...

00:43:15.000 I don't think your mic's on, Gavin.

00:43:16.000 Oh, shit.

00:43:17.000 I can hear Maddie perfectly fine, though.

00:43:19.000 You're right.

00:43:19.000 My mic was not on.

00:43:21.000 My bad.

00:43:22.000 Maddie good, Gavin, bad.

00:43:24.000 My bad.

00:43:24.000 Maddie bad.

00:43:25.000 Now it's on.

00:43:29.000 Can you hear me now?

00:43:31.000 Oh, that sounds much better.

00:43:32.000 Thank you, sir.

00:43:33.000 I appreciate that.

00:43:37.000 What's up?

00:43:37.000 I wanted to talk about Gavin's hatred for cologne.

00:43:43.000 I must admit that I'm an avid cologne collector.

00:43:46.000 Got about 30 bottles myself.

00:43:48.000 What's for you?

00:43:50.000 I'm trying to grasp my mind around it.

00:43:51.000 Do you hate anything with a scent?

00:43:53.000 Like what you use in your hair?

00:43:54.000 Does that have a scent?

00:43:55.000 Or is that scentless?

00:43:57.000 It's scentless as far as I know.

00:43:59.000 I forgot to bring it on vacation, and my son found something in a local pharmacy that was like hairspray.

00:44:06.000 And we just went.

00:44:07.000 And then I could smell it when I was walking down the street, and it was infuriating.

00:44:11.000 My deodorant is Armenhammer, baking powder, whatever that stuff is.

00:44:16.000 Totally scentless.

00:44:18.000 I love the smell of cut grass.

00:44:20.000 I love the smell of nature.

00:44:22.000 I love it when it's real, but I hate that some chemist made a fake thing.

00:44:27.000 Would you be open?

00:44:36.000 My address is your garbage.

00:44:41.000 Thanks for calling.

00:44:42.000 Big fucking cash.

00:44:44.000 All right, thanks for calling.

00:44:46.000 Oh, and Ryan, yes, they did do that at the show.

00:44:48.000 By the way.

00:44:49.000 Oh, they did?

00:44:49.000 Okay, okay.

00:44:50.000 Good.

00:44:50.000 If anyone wants to send me cologne, go to your kitchen.

00:44:55.000 If you go by the sink, just to the right or left of the sink, there'll be a thing you pull out.

00:45:00.000 It'll have a sort of plastic bag in there.

00:45:03.000 You'll notice there's some carrot shavings and a Diet Coke can.

00:45:07.000 Put it in there, and I will get it.

00:45:10.000 You can send it to this motherfucker right here.

00:45:16.000 Does your wife like cologne?

00:45:18.000 Yeah.

00:45:19.000 There's one of them that reminds her of the day that we met, and then there's one of them that she just likes.

00:45:24.000 And then there's one of them that's one of the few reasons I've forced myself to enjoy autumn, because I don't like the chilly weather.

00:45:31.000 So I have Burberry London, and it makes me feel like a little toasty.

00:45:39.000 Do I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for not shooting him?

00:45:43.000 We have guns here in the studio.

00:45:48.000 I feel like your mother and your grandparents should send me a nice handwritten letter saying we really appreciate you not shooting Ryan Rivera in the face.

00:45:57.000 Now, I am hamming it up a little bit to be more obnoxious because it's a no-win situation, but I really do like cologne.

00:46:02.000 No, you don't have to ham it up.

00:46:04.000 Even the general concept that you chose a cologne because you get chilly in autumn and this makes you like autumn.

00:46:13.000 Even if you're overstating that, understating that, the fact that that thing exists on earth is hell.

00:46:19.000 Burberry London's fantastic.

00:46:21.000 It's fantastic.

00:46:23.000 How long have fragrances been around?

00:46:24.000 It's just a thing in this world that...

00:46:28.000 Because people reeked.

00:46:29.000 People didn't bathe.

00:46:31.000 You know what the aristocrats used to do when they walked through the streets of London?

00:46:34.000 They would put orange citrus on a serviette, and as they walked by the homeless, they would put it over their face so they didn't have to smell the disgusting homeless person.

00:46:44.000 Wow.

00:46:44.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:46:45.000 We don't need it anymore.

00:46:47.000 We have real smells in the world.

00:46:48.000 It's just that...

00:46:51.000 It's a thing.

00:46:52.000 I think it's an artist.

00:46:52.000 I'll tell you what.

00:46:54.000 It's an art?

00:46:55.000 Yes.

00:46:55.000 An art?

00:46:56.000 Yes.

00:46:57.000 It's an art.

00:46:58.000 They mix together leather, tobacco, some fresh notes, some aqua notes.

00:47:03.000 It's really brilliant.

00:47:04.000 I don't know.

00:47:05.000 Those are all chemicals.

00:47:06.000 Yeah, of course.

00:47:07.000 No, some of them come from organic matter, like little bugs and weird little bugs and bigger little bugs.

00:47:12.000 Rosewood.

00:47:13.000 Rosewood!

00:47:14.000 Look at the cat.

00:47:16.000 You're not interested at all in the science that goes into science.

00:47:21.000 Next caller.

00:47:23.000 Yeah.

00:47:23.000 And what's with the little bugs?

00:47:25.000 Exactly.

00:47:26.000 Seinfeld.

00:47:28.000 What's with the little bugs?

00:47:30.000 469, you're in line.

00:47:32.000 Go ahead, caller.

00:47:35.000 Yes, am I on?

00:47:36.000 Yes, sir.

00:47:37.000 Yes, sir.

00:47:38.000 Okay, great.

00:47:40.000 There's something I've been wanting to mention for a while about peeing sitting down at home.

00:47:46.000 That's gay.

00:47:48.000 You say it's gay.

00:47:49.000 I disagree.

00:47:51.000 You disagree?

00:47:53.000 You say you disagree.

00:47:54.000 Hear me out.

00:47:56.000 Sitting, pissing at any time of the day is unforgivable.

00:48:01.000 You should be murdered.

00:48:03.000 You should have your dick chopped off and fed to your dad.

00:48:06.000 But it's three in the morning.

00:48:08.000 You don't want to wake anyone up.

00:48:10.000 It's black.

00:48:11.000 You can't see anything.

00:48:12.000 So you sit down to pee.

00:48:14.000 You don't flush.

00:48:15.000 You don't want to wake anyone up.

00:48:16.000 I'm not.

00:48:17.000 I do that.

00:48:19.000 Now it makes you fart.

00:48:20.000 You're gay.

00:48:24.000 You are gay.

00:48:25.000 You are gay.

00:48:25.000 So what do you do?

00:48:26.000 You flick on the light and you make a big loud piss and then flush it?

00:48:30.000 Yeah?

00:48:31.000 No.

00:48:33.000 What I'm saying is that peeing sitting down isn't as gay as you might think.

00:48:39.000 I agree that it is very gay on the surface, but there are utilitarian benefits.

00:48:45.000 Sure.

00:48:45.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:48:46.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:48:48.000 Let's hear that.

00:48:48.000 I want to hear these benefits.

00:48:50.000 You don't wake anyone up.

00:48:53.000 I'm not worried about waking anyone up.

00:48:54.000 Okay, I got a wife.

00:48:55.000 I got kids.

00:49:00.000 The time of day is irrelevant.

00:49:03.000 The benefits are this.

00:49:04.000 I used to live in a house as a single man that had a toilet.

00:49:09.000 Whenever I peed standing up, it would splash all over the place.

00:49:13.000 There was no good spot to pee to where it would just go down, you know, nice and smooth with no splatter.

00:49:20.000 What?

00:49:21.000 Wait a minute.

00:49:22.000 You don't know how to pee.

00:49:23.000 Do you have a foreskin?

00:49:26.000 No.

00:49:27.000 My cock is regular size.

00:49:29.000 What I'm saying is...

00:49:34.000 I heard somebody be defensive over the cock being too big.

00:49:37.000 When they circumcise you, they don't take like two inches off.

00:49:41.000 So he's saying his stream is hitting the toilet.

00:49:45.000 Can I express?

00:49:47.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:49:48.000 Sure.

00:49:49.000 Let's hear your spirit.

00:49:49.000 Let me explain my theory.

00:49:51.000 Please, let me explain my theory.

00:49:55.000 Okay, so the theory is this.

00:49:56.000 When you pee sitting down, there's less splatter and you have to clean your bathroom less.

00:50:03.000 Your bathroom will smell like piss if you're constantly peeing in it, standing up, depending on the type of toilet you have.

00:50:13.000 So by sitting down, I'm saving myself work by not having to clean my bathroom as much because I'm not getting any splatter anywhere because I'm sitting down.

00:50:27.000 Okay, that was when I was a bachelor.

00:50:29.000 You've got to send us a picture of your toilet.

00:50:30.000 I've never heard of a toilet where every time you piss, no matter how good you are at pissing, which is not hard, there's splatters everywhere.

00:50:38.000 It's not every time.

00:50:40.000 It's called recognizing patterns, Gavin.

00:50:43.000 You know about it.

00:50:44.000 Oh, trying to show you.

00:50:45.000 When your bathroom will smell like pee quicker than when you sit down versus when you stand up, you can notice that.

00:50:56.000 I'm telling you, I must have a shitty toilet.

00:50:59.000 I don't live in this house anymore.

00:51:01.000 I'm just saying.

00:51:02.000 Now I'm married and I have a wife and I still pee sitting down, but she's forbidden to ever see me do it.

00:51:09.000 And I piss outside multiple times a day and she witnesses that.

00:51:14.000 And so does my nine-month-old baby girl.

00:51:15.000 So they think you stay pissed.

00:51:16.000 They don't witness me peeing outside 50% of the time.

00:51:20.000 But I pee sitting down inside my home, own abode to save, to venerate the housewife.

00:51:28.000 So she has to do less cleaning.

00:51:30.000 Well, you're a hero.

00:51:31.000 Splatter that goes on.

00:51:32.000 No, dude, you've got to learn how to pee.

00:51:35.000 I'm cool with my excuse, which is not to wake people up.

00:51:39.000 Your excuse of it splashes everywhere.

00:51:41.000 And also, if it splashes, you take two squares and you just go bloop, bloop.

00:51:46.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

00:51:47.000 Real quick, I'd like to see...

00:51:51.000 Why I piss sitting down?

00:51:54.000 What?

00:52:04.000 It's the same guy.

00:52:05.000 I've never heard this advocate before.

00:52:06.000 But I piss sitting down.

00:52:09.000 Maybe.

00:52:09.000 here is why.

00:52:10.000 There has always been a social stigma around guys pissing sitting down.

00:52:15.000 Oh, you're not a real man.

00:52:17.000 You're a woman.

00:52:19.000 You're immature.

00:52:20.000 You're this and that.

00:52:21.000 There's just so much.

00:52:22.000 Ryan, I said thanks for calling because I'm done with this subject.

00:52:26.000 I didn't want to watch a YouTube video about a guy playing with his hair more than you do.

00:52:29.000 That's interesting.

00:52:30.000 I wonder when...

00:52:35.000 Well, we have a caller.

00:52:36.000 I believe Tony25.

00:52:40.000 Where's the super chat?

00:52:43.000 Oh.

00:52:43.000 Hey.

00:52:44.000 Hello.

00:52:45.000 Guys there.

00:52:47.000 Hi.

00:52:48.000 Hey.

00:52:49.000 Am I really on the line?

00:52:51.000 Yes, sir.

00:52:52.000 All right.

00:52:53.000 Well, I just wanted to thank you so much, Gavin.

00:52:57.000 You were right once again.

00:53:00.000 You know, I live on the West Coast, and if you didn't know it, it's a utopia.

00:53:05.000 You know why?

00:53:07.000 Because they did exactly what you wanted.

00:53:10.000 They legalized all hard drugs and let all the criminals out.

00:53:15.000 And now, if you walk in Seattle or Portland or San Francisco or L.A., you're probably going to get stabbed to death or mugged or carjacked or shot in the head or stumble over a dead body.

00:53:31.000 I can't believe you're on the same side of George Soros on that subject, my friend.

00:53:38.000 Of course, this stirred off sarcastic, but we need more prisons.

00:53:42.000 We need no drugs legalized.

00:53:45.000 170,000 people died of fentanyl overdoses last year, my friend.

00:53:50.000 That is from Tucker Carlson last night said that stat.

00:53:55.000 And I think at one time maybe I was in agreement, but now that I've gotten a little taste of what it's like, it is nothing but home.

00:54:06.000 It is a zombie movie where I live.

00:54:09.000 There's tents everywhere.

00:54:11.000 The people are stumbling around, spraying the air and washing the air with like a rag like it's a car.

00:54:19.000 Feet from a nursing school.

00:54:23.000 The police aren't even around, so the bloods now are the police in the city closest to me.

00:54:32.000 It is absolute hellhole.

00:54:36.000 I almost hope we do go to World War III and China nukes the West Coast.

00:54:41.000 I will go up and smoke, but it'll be worth it just to kill all the dead generates on the West Coast and start over.

00:54:49.000 But here's the problem with when you have a libertarian notion like legalize drugs, legalize prostitutions, it cannot be combined with socialism.

00:54:58.000 And they have combined this supposed legalization with socialism, with free syringes, with free money, with all kinds of other shit, with no police, with no one allowed to have a gun, no one allowed to enforce any kind of order in their own neighborhoods.

00:55:20.000 So it's sort of like the mortgage collapse, where it was the evil of the free market and the government combined.

00:55:29.000 Drugs, I want all guns legal.

00:55:32.000 I want all drugs legal.

00:55:33.000 I want prostitution legal.

00:55:35.000 And I want people to have the facility, the power to enforce order in their own neighborhoods.

00:55:42.000 And I want police to be able to do their jobs.

00:55:46.000 And when I said I want people out of prison, I didn't want the people out of prison that they're letting out of prison.

00:55:51.000 I wanted drug guys to be out of prison.

00:55:53.000 I wanted gun guys to be out of prison.

00:55:54.000 I want all these fake domestic abuse cases to be out of prison.

00:55:58.000 But they're letting murderers out.

00:56:00.000 And that wasn't part of the deal.

00:56:02.000 Did you see that?

00:56:03.000 Illinois?

00:56:05.000 The list of crimes that they're now going to have.

00:56:07.000 Oh, yeah, that's insane.

00:56:09.000 Second-degree murder's on there for Nobel.

00:56:12.000 Murdering because of drug-related murders?

00:56:17.000 That was nuts, too.

00:56:19.000 Nobel.

00:56:20.000 That's insane.

00:56:22.000 So the reason your neighborhood is covered in shit is because of socialism, not because of the legalization of drugs.

00:56:29.000 Here's what I don't understand about that.

00:56:32.000 The way these liberal Democrat cities are in the West Coast and on the East Coast and in the South.

00:56:41.000 The people who live there are staying there by choice.

00:56:44.000 Because if that was me and I lived in Portland, this is America.

00:56:49.000 You could pick up and move to a state that is better suited to your liking.

00:56:54.000 Nobody's holding you in Portland.

00:56:56.000 Leave.

00:56:58.000 Yeah, or get the fuck out of there.

00:57:00.000 Or Tacoma in this guy's case.

00:57:02.000 You know, like, why tolerate that?

00:57:05.000 But then you also go, do I want to just keep being on the run, running from socialist policies all the time?

00:57:10.000 Or do I fix my community?

00:57:12.000 Like Kyle Rittenhouse, he's a good example of someone who said, I'm not going to sit here and let you destroy my city.

00:57:20.000 And he policed it himself.

00:57:22.000 The people that keep voting in these politicians that allow this, that's the insanity also.

00:57:28.000 Right.

00:57:29.000 Where does this work?

00:57:30.000 Where does this work anywhere in the world?

00:57:33.000 Nowhere.

00:57:34.000 Drug legalization.

00:57:36.000 Amsterdam has legalized prostitution and drugs.

00:57:41.000 I mean, America has legalized prostitution.

00:57:45.000 Portugal?

00:57:46.000 You have to drive in the middle of the desert, though, you know, in the middle of nowhere for legalized prostitution in Nevada or whatever.

00:57:55.000 I'm just saying, do you want legalized, you want a whorehouse right next door to your house, if it's legal, or a fucking heroin den?

00:58:04.000 You know, right next to your house?

00:58:06.000 No, but in my utopia, I just don't think it works.

00:58:10.000 Yeah, but then you're combining it with other things like socialism.

00:58:14.000 Like in my utopia, we have loony bins where people are treated for their various problems.

00:58:20.000 We have fathers because we don't have welfare, so we have families sticking together.

00:58:25.000 I think it's worked pretty well in Portugal.

00:58:29.000 I don't think it has their unemployment's like 40% or something like that.

00:58:34.000 Their crime's bad.

00:58:37.000 What is the unemployment rate in Portugal?

00:58:39.000 I'm asking Siri right now.

00:58:44.000 I mean, is there a reason that you're staying there?

00:58:48.000 Dude, the unemployment rate in Portugal is 5.9%.

00:58:53.000 I'm thinking about moving to Cordelaine.

00:58:55.000 It is a utopia in Cordelaine.

00:58:58.000 I was there last summer.

00:58:59.000 I will say, though, you know what's weird bringing up Corda Lane?

00:59:03.000 I'm no Patriot Front fan, but that those guys all got arrested in a U-Haul.

00:59:11.000 What's the crime?

00:59:12.000 Standing in a U-Haul?

00:59:14.000 I mean, that you were going to commit a crime, that you were going to use your First Amendment right of protesting gays in your town?

00:59:24.000 Well, I'm no fan of James Fields running over Heather Heyer, but who the fuck gets life plus 470 years?

00:59:36.000 There's clearly two types of justice here, and being a racist is 470 years worse than normal murder.

00:59:48.000 Yeah, they just fined the owner of the Phoenix Suns for saying the N-word.

00:59:53.000 Guess what his fine was?

00:59:54.000 $10 million.

00:59:56.000 And they said in the report, he didn't even say it in a racist, hateful manner.

01:00:03.000 It was kind of like, what's up, my nigga?

01:00:06.000 And they're like, $10 million, asshole.

01:00:09.000 You're lucky you didn't mean that in a hateful manner, or it would have been $100 million.

01:00:14.000 Oh, my God.

01:00:15.000 That's insane.

01:00:17.000 And he's suspended from the NBA for a year.

01:00:20.000 He's the owner of the Phoenix Suns that just broke, like, I don't know, an hour ago.

01:00:24.000 And so there you go.

01:00:26.000 You can't even.

01:00:28.000 But that's that Patriot Front thing.

01:00:30.000 I want to follow it in Court d'Alene and see what happens to those guys and see what's the charge.

01:00:38.000 You know, having a different opinion of having transsexuals give my eight-year-old a lap dance.

01:00:45.000 Like, I'm sorry.

01:00:47.000 Most of the country's on board with that.

01:00:49.000 You know, about 80% of the world's population is either Hindu, Muslim, Christian, or Buddhist, or Jewish.

01:00:59.000 They're all in Jewish 0.001.

01:01:02.000 And all those religions teach homosexuality is a sin or immoral or bad.

01:01:09.000 So you have 20% of the world that are like atheists that's dictating to the other 80% that their religion's wrong.

01:01:18.000 Right.

01:01:18.000 Yeah.

01:01:19.000 It's the tail wagging of the dog.

01:01:20.000 I just heard a whole, I just saw a thing in the New York Times about Hasidic Jews, and the New York Times did this deep dive, like January 6th level, super deep dive, where they said their education is not sufficient, and these kids, Hasidic Jews aren't learning anything, and they translated all these Hebrew documents.

01:01:40.000 And if you read between the lines, the real problem is Hasidic Jews don't teach Drag Queen Story Hour, LGBT, BLM.

01:01:49.000 And so the New York Times, and it's ironic because it's mostly secular Jews trying to shut down Hasidic Jews.

01:01:56.000 I've never heard more anti-Hasidic Jewism, including Nazis, from secular Jews.

01:02:03.000 They absolutely despise them.

01:02:05.000 I don't know why.

01:02:06.000 Leave them alone.

01:02:06.000 They're Amish, basically.

01:02:10.000 This deep dive was all about how the education, the Hasidic schools, and not just Hasidic, Orthodox, too.

01:02:18.000 These Orthodox Jewish schools are child abuse because they're not learning anything.

01:02:23.000 And by learning anything, of course, they mean not gay enough.

01:02:27.000 Critical race theory.

01:02:29.000 Yeah.

01:02:29.000 Oh, I know.

01:02:30.000 Yeah.

01:02:32.000 All right.

01:02:32.000 Well, I'm glad Maddie's not in jail.

01:02:34.000 At least they didn't get that guy.

01:02:36.000 But, you know, guys like Maddie should be let out.

01:02:40.000 But I know a lot of violent drug dealers out there that they didn't get put away for shooting someone, which they have done, but got away with.

01:02:48.000 But they sell drugs and they get busted for that.

01:02:51.000 They're still, drug dealers are insanely violent and criminal.

01:02:55.000 I just had a guy, I have law enforcement memorial plates on my car.

01:03:01.000 I'm driving through my piece of shit town, Tacoma, about two, three nights ago.

01:03:07.000 This gang member sees I have law enforcement plates.

01:03:11.000 We're going 70.

01:03:13.000 He goes 90 to get ahead of me, slams on his brakes to 30 miles per hour, and flips me off.

01:03:20.000 And my buddy just was shot by one of these guys a week ago driving, same exact same thing.

01:03:27.000 Black guy pulls up, starts screaming at him, flipping him off.

01:03:30.000 My buddy flips him off.

01:03:31.000 The black guy just shoots his car.

01:03:33.000 And luckily, it was a Jaguar, which Jaguars, I guess, are bulletproof on 9mm.

01:03:39.000 I saw the bullet.

01:03:40.000 It went into the car.

01:03:42.000 And when you're going, when you're driving and shooting, accuracy is not the easiest thing.

01:03:49.000 I was at the range the other day.

01:03:50.000 I'm trying to shoot it as straight as possible.

01:03:53.000 My variation was like two feet on the target, like up and down.

01:03:57.000 And I'm keeping it, I think, the same exact precision.

01:04:01.000 So this black guy, he didn't care if he was going to shoot him in the face or shoot him in the sternum.

01:04:06.000 He just was going to shoot him because he was white.

01:04:10.000 And did he have law enforcement stuff on his car?

01:04:13.000 Why?

01:04:14.000 So when the guy screeched on his brakes and flipped me off, you know what I did?

01:04:17.000 I pretended like he wasn't there because he was hoping I was going to freak out so he could shoot me.

01:04:26.000 Your buddy who got shot.

01:04:28.000 Your buddy who got shot, did he have markings on his car?

01:04:32.000 Oh, dude, his car will not open.

01:04:35.000 There's a bullet hole.

01:04:36.000 No, no, not the bullet.

01:04:37.000 Was there like law enforcement stuff to further incite the guy?

01:04:41.000 Nothing.

01:04:42.000 Nothing.

01:04:43.000 So what set him off?

01:04:46.000 My buddy says, I don't know, maybe I pulled out of the driveway of a pizza place, and the guy thought I, you know, didn't leave enough of a buffer between us when I pulled out.

01:04:58.000 But he goes, he was like, you know, a couple hundred yards away when I pulled out.

01:05:03.000 He was going 45 or something.

01:05:05.000 I pull out, start going 45, and he felt disrespected, is what my buddy thinks.

01:05:12.000 It's like, oh, I pulled out in front of you.

01:05:14.000 I better shoot you.

01:05:16.000 But in the Pacific Northwest, aren't there like four black guys?

01:05:22.000 There's high concentration levels in areas.

01:05:25.000 In the urban areas, they've taken over.

01:05:29.000 I talk to guys every day.

01:05:31.000 All my buddies are on the SWAT team and everything.

01:05:33.000 They're like, unless we see it, we can't do anything.

01:05:37.000 The other night, my buddy called the cops on these black guys robbing a convenience store one in the morning.

01:05:43.000 They're just literally loading up a truck full of boxes.

01:05:47.000 The police don't come for two hours.

01:05:49.000 The black guys came back to load up more boxes.

01:05:52.000 The cops catch them red-handed.

01:05:54.000 The cops let them go.

01:05:56.000 And my buddy comes running up and goes, what the hell are you doing?

01:05:58.000 Let him go.

01:05:59.000 And they go, are you the owner of this convenience store?

01:06:02.000 He goes, no, I'm the neighbor.

01:06:03.000 And he goes, well, our new laws are that you can't call the police on someone if you're not the one that owns the property.

01:06:12.000 So we had to let them go.

01:06:14.000 And the cops are all telling all my friends in town, you better vote.

01:06:19.000 You better vote differently next time.

01:06:21.000 Sorry.

01:06:22.000 And all my friends are going, we didn't vote for these people.

01:06:25.000 But, you know, it's northwest, the west coast.

01:06:30.000 But go ahead.

01:06:32.000 Well, that's amazing.

01:06:33.000 All right.

01:06:33.000 Well, thanks for calling.

01:06:35.000 And this is all about Tacoma.

01:06:38.000 Tacoma, Seattle.

01:06:39.000 Seattle, San Francisco, Portland.

01:06:43.000 But the stories you're telling with the shooting and stuff, those are Tacoma and Seattle.

01:06:47.000 Yes, Tacoma, Seattle.

01:06:50.000 All right, buddy.

01:06:50.000 Well, thanks for calling.

01:06:52.000 Have a good one.

01:06:52.000 You know, all right.

01:06:55.000 So we're going to go behind the paywall now where we can be much more intimate.

01:07:00.000 And I guess we're going to do our normal goodbye, but it's not a real goodbye.

01:07:06.000 So if you're a paid subscriber, you're shelling out $10 a month.

01:07:09.000 You're one of the 25,000 that supports censored.tv.

01:07:13.000 And you're getting unlimited content every day.

01:07:16.000 Even when we go away, there's unlimited content.

01:07:21.000 Ryan's going to Disneyland.

01:07:22.000 We're banking shows.

01:07:23.000 There's never going to be a day when we're down.

01:07:26.000 So when we first started this, I was like, I don't want to say new content every day because I don't know if we have enough.

01:07:33.000 There's new me content every day.

01:07:36.000 But on top of that, we got Jim Gold and Josh LeCash, Josh Denny.

01:07:41.000 Oh, I got a friend, by the way.

01:07:42.000 Infinite archives of other stuff.

01:07:45.000 Maddie Oak.

01:07:46.000 Cooking with Maddie Shitty Little Kitchen.

01:07:48.000 Cooking with Maddie.

01:07:49.000 Well, Maddie, Shitty Little Kitchen.

01:07:50.000 But yeah, I got a friend of mine who could probably stand in and press a couple buttons.

01:07:53.000 I showed him some cursory things.

01:07:55.000 Oh, that super fan guy?

01:07:56.000 He's a big fan, yeah.

01:07:59.000 I told him to chill out and just do your job.

01:08:01.000 No, I don't know.

01:08:02.000 I don't think he can chill out.

01:08:04.000 All right, so it's sounding like I'm saying goodbye, but I'm just saying goodbye to the freeloaders.

01:08:08.000 By the way, who does this?

01:08:10.000 Who takes the audio and puts it on the podcasts?

01:08:14.000 Me.

01:08:15.000 And you still do that every week?

01:08:17.000 Well, I didn't do it the last live show for certain reasons.

01:08:22.000 Right.

01:08:24.000 But every other live show we do, you select the audio and you put it into the podcast world.

01:08:31.000 It's in the podcast.

01:08:32.000 I think Spotify, Apple.

01:08:34.000 You could also go to GabTV.

01:08:36.000 It's on our Twitter.

01:08:37.000 You can go to BitChute and you watch the first part.

01:08:40.000 This is streaming on Twitch also.

01:08:41.000 I don't know how we're still here.

01:08:43.000 But yeah, you could show your friends that, and then maybe they'll love us.

01:08:48.000 All right.

01:08:48.000 So we're now only talking to the paid subscribers.

01:08:51.000 I'm going to go pee, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:09:13.000 Get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:09:19.000 Violent podcast over a speaker on campus here.

01:09:22.000 Fuck you, Norman.

01:09:24.000 He is a Canadian, writer, actor, comedian.

01:09:26.000 He's the co-founder of Vipe.

01:09:28.000 Oh, fuck another vagina, you gross pig.

01:09:33.000 Serious action.

01:09:34.000 What was the plug on the empty movie of this week?

01:09:37.000 You got big fucking pigs.

01:09:42.000 I watched that and I said, this bitch's too retarded.

01:09:45.000 You shouldn't do it.

01:09:46.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.

01:09:50.000 This is the part of Seth that's gonna get real mean before I leave.

01:09:53.000 Wow.

01:09:59.000 No more filthy.

01:10:01.000 You king.

01:10:03.000 They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.

01:10:05.000 I think we want to tell those kind of jokes.

01:10:35.000 I'm still a little black.

01:10:46.000 Hand on the wall walking through the hallway.

01:10:52.000 Are we back on?

01:10:53.000 We are back.

01:10:54.000 So I just took a piss, and yes, I did get one teardrop on the rim on the toilet, not the toilet seat, but the toilet thing.

01:11:04.000 While you were sitting down, that's impressive.

01:11:07.000 So I took a couple squares and I just went zoop plop.

01:11:11.000 Zoop and a plop.

01:11:12.000 Not hard.

01:11:14.000 Why does it air on green?

01:11:16.000 That was because we wanted to make it transparent, but now I got a black here.

01:11:21.000 Some guy's going to be in New York City this December.

01:11:25.000 Staying in Hell's Kitchen.

01:11:26.000 I was very vague.

01:11:26.000 Do you have any general recommendations?

01:11:27.000 I don't know, dude.

01:11:28.000 Just fucking Google it.

01:11:31.000 Yeah, I'm not sure about the spots.

01:11:35.000 But the Knights of Columbus love going to the gossip.

01:11:39.000 In Hell's Kitchen, but you might not like it.

01:11:42.000 Hell's Kitchen is literally gay now.

01:11:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:46.000 And I'm worried about my Knights of Columbus meetings.

01:11:48.000 We haven't had one in a couple months.

01:11:51.000 I guess everyone's away for the summer.

01:11:52.000 KOC.

01:11:54.000 Might be the end of the nights.

01:11:56.000 We have more shows up, by the way, guys.

01:11:58.000 And we should probably drop you some details so that way you can start planning where you're going to stay and stuff.

01:12:04.000 Can you turn around, Gav, so we can see the dates?

01:12:07.000 For Chicago, which is the next one.

01:12:09.000 Chicago?

01:12:10.000 Yep.

01:12:11.000 We just added Chicago not too long ago.

01:12:14.000 Flatten out a little bit.

01:12:15.000 Chicago is not on that chart.

01:12:17.000 Oh, yeah, it is.

01:12:18.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:12:18.000 The next one is Dallas, September 23rd.

01:12:21.000 That's coming up soon.

01:12:22.000 That's right after the date.

01:12:23.000 23rd and 24th.

01:12:25.000 And then October, Chicago.

01:12:27.000 So in Dallas, we'll tell you kind of what area you should be at.

01:12:30.000 Yet again, we can't announce the venue for reasons of shitbags.

01:12:35.000 We're going to have Crip Daddy in Chicago.

01:12:38.000 I mean, stand-up.

01:12:41.000 So, yeah, a lot of people, they said they were holding out tickets in my D ⁇ D group until they knew kind of where they can get a hotel.

01:12:48.000 Until they knew what?

01:12:49.000 Where to get a hotel?

01:12:50.000 Yeah.

01:12:51.000 For Chicago.

01:12:51.000 In Chicago.

01:12:52.000 Yeah.

01:12:52.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:53.000 Just not Southside.

01:12:54.000 What about Dick?

01:12:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:55.000 Yeah, go to.

01:12:57.000 Do people need to know where to get the hotel in Dallas?

01:13:00.000 I feel like Dallas is kind of small enough, but they were saying Chicago's very big.

01:13:05.000 There could be a 40%.

01:13:05.000 Yeah, but it's not going to be in the suburbs of Chicago.

01:13:10.000 You know what I mean?

01:13:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:13:11.000 So it's not going to be up in Ferris Bueller's Day Off shit.

01:13:16.000 I can give a clue for Dallas.

01:13:18.000 Okay.

01:13:20.000 Let me see.

01:13:25.000 And by the way, this entire time, there has been no protesting, no backlash at all.

01:13:31.000 So you guys are safe to come.

01:13:33.000 Don't worry about that.

01:13:34.000 Whatever your reservations are, you're going to have a lot of fun.

01:13:36.000 It's just a great night.

01:13:38.000 Everybody.

01:13:38.000 Yeah, I'm at the point now where if there's any kind of right-wing event and what the fuck got me in.

01:13:50.000 And they get doxxed or there's a fight or something.

01:13:52.000 I'm like, yeah, why did you announce the location, dummies?

01:13:57.000 They terrorized the location.

01:13:59.000 Have any of you seen pictures from the weekend online yet?

01:14:02.000 I saw a good one.

01:14:03.000 From the event?

01:14:04.000 I saw a good one just before, actually.

01:14:06.000 I've seen a few.

01:14:08.000 I've seen a few.

01:14:09.000 People from the meet and greet and stuff like that.

01:14:11.000 Oh, cool.

01:14:12.000 Everybody had a great time.

01:14:13.000 You will have a great time, and you'll be safe and fun.

01:14:16.000 So the Dallas thing, it's looking pretty north.

01:14:24.000 I'm seeing Carrollton, Richardson, South of Plano, Farmer's Branch on one side, Garland on the other.

01:14:36.000 Preston Hollow.

01:14:39.000 These are places that you might want to.

01:14:41.000 The Northwood Club, Mel Shire Estates.

01:14:45.000 Yeah, that's the best I can do.

01:14:47.000 Preston Valley Shopping Center.

01:14:50.000 In Dallas, I think it's small enough so that you could.

01:14:53.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

01:14:53.000 Preston Valley Shopping Center.

01:14:58.000 How is he breaking the fourth wall?

01:15:00.000 He's staring at the camera.

01:15:02.000 He's not supposed to look at me?

01:15:04.000 Oh, staring at the camera?

01:15:06.000 He's not.

01:15:06.000 He's looking at me.

01:15:07.000 No, he's looking at the camera.

01:15:12.000 I took that picture.

01:15:13.000 Pull up that cassette.

01:15:14.000 Dude, all the pictures you took were fucking great.

01:15:16.000 Pull up that cassette.

01:15:18.000 Okay.

01:15:22.000 I want to focus on that mix for a second.

01:15:24.000 It's an absolute masterpiece.

01:15:28.000 A 20-year-old masterpiece.

01:15:30.000 What's the date again?

01:15:32.000 April 11th, 2002, I believe it was?

01:15:36.000 It's on the side.

01:15:37.000 Yeah.

01:15:37.000 So they're not in order here.

01:15:39.000 This is the way they were sent.

01:15:40.000 We got that.

01:15:41.000 That's insulting.

01:15:43.000 We got this.

01:15:44.000 Yep.

01:15:44.000 April 11th.

01:15:45.000 Good call, Maddie.

01:15:46.000 2002.

01:15:47.000 20 years ago.

01:15:50.000 But open up the inside.

01:15:56.000 Look at the quality, too, of the graphic design there.

01:15:58.000 Are you sure you sent that?

01:16:00.000 You've already shown it, shithead.

01:16:03.000 Okay, well.

01:16:05.000 That's all I got.

01:16:06.000 I got three picks.

01:16:07.000 I got this, the side, and then the back with the lyrics.

01:16:10.000 One that shows the lyrics or the pick.

01:16:14.000 I am 90% sure I sent it to you.

01:16:16.000 We were looking at it in your office.

01:16:18.000 It's got my fingers in it.

01:16:19.000 Yeah.

01:16:20.000 Huh.

01:16:21.000 Alright, I'll send it to you.

01:16:24.000 I'm pretty sure you've shown it on the show tonight.

01:16:28.000 No, I don't believe they've shown that one.

01:16:30.000 I think he did.

01:16:32.000 And he had to flip it.

01:16:34.000 No, we did that in your office.

01:16:36.000 Yes, but he also did it.

01:16:37.000 Oh, he did.

01:16:38.000 Flip it.

01:16:39.000 Flip it.

01:16:39.000 No, I've never seen this image in my entire life.

01:16:42.000 But now I have.

01:16:43.000 It starts out with Sidney Pollock from Husbands and Wives talking about it's just a funny clip from the movie, so you can't have that on your mix.

01:16:52.000 Rotate.

01:16:53.000 But then Prefuse 73, back when that scientific rap was big.

01:17:00.000 Foxy Brown, that's just a fun, kind of a pop rap hit, 730.

01:17:06.000 Aesop Rock and LP were big then.

01:17:08.000 And then we're getting kind of sick of the fucking rap.

01:17:11.000 So we do Fisher Spooner, Megacolon.

01:17:16.000 Wait, what is this single stuff in brackets about?

01:17:21.000 And then Cold Cut were those guys who would do sample music, but with video.

01:17:26.000 And then the Rapture were big with sort of, what were they called?

01:17:31.000 Oh, my God.

01:17:32.000 The Lightning Bolt guys.

01:17:34.000 Death from Above guys?

01:17:37.000 No, but they changed their name from that.

01:17:39.000 James, what's his name?

01:17:42.000 He's a friend of yours?

01:17:43.000 Yeah.

01:17:44.000 On the show?

01:17:45.000 No.

01:17:45.000 Okay.

01:17:46.000 Anti-pop consortium.

01:17:48.000 Tiga, a sort of Montreal dude.

01:17:50.000 Land of the Loops.

01:17:52.000 And then Prima Donna's have that song about all damn summer with a head full of pills.

01:17:59.000 And then Jan Terry, Jokey Song.

01:18:02.000 So a lot of digital music on that side.

01:18:06.000 And then we go more guitars on side B. You haven't had enough guitars.

01:18:12.000 So, you get Bert Janch doing Blackwater Side, which is ripped off by Jimmy Page on the Led Zeppelin song Blackwater Mountain or whatever it's called.

01:18:22.000 They didn't even, they stole the name too.

01:18:24.000 And then Springsteen State Trooper is based on Suicide.

01:18:29.000 He heard Suicide that year when he was making Nebraska, so he made it sound like suicide, but he's like, So then we have Suicide on there.

01:18:39.000 And then The Faint, which is the opening song of this show.

01:18:43.000 Then God Flesh getting a little more sinister, but I had to get heavy to get Vaginal Jesus in there because it's the name of the song.

01:18:52.000 And the mixtape, their album Affirmative Apartheid.

01:18:56.000 Probot was, that was Dave Grohl's Metal Endeavor.

01:19:02.000 Very hard to find.

01:19:03.000 And it's featuring Kronos of the band.

01:19:07.000 Was that Venom?

01:19:09.000 That metal band?

01:19:11.000 P.O.D. doing kind of a bad brain song.

01:19:14.000 And this is hard to find.

01:19:15.000 Kid606, weird little Mexican from LA.

01:19:18.000 I wonder where the fuck he is today.

01:19:20.000 Doing a remix of Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.

01:19:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeahs, of course.

01:19:26.000 What's your song with that, né?

01:19:27.000 *Sings*

01:19:35.000 So it's a good way to get out of Kid 606 and get into rock.

01:19:39.000 Kiss me Deadly.

01:19:40.000 Whoa.

01:19:41.000 And then Generation X is Kiss Me Deadly.

01:19:44.000 The replacements.

01:19:44.000 Now we're just doing normal rock.

01:19:46.000 Comet Gain, Stereo Total.

01:19:49.000 And then Phil Linett of Thin Lizzie.

01:19:55.000 Talk in 79.

01:19:57.000 That's when he was really addicted to heroin.

01:19:59.000 Just about to OD.

01:20:00.000 And he did a song about punk when he was living in New York.

01:20:05.000 He's like, Generation X was next.

01:20:08.000 The clash.

01:20:08.000 We're headed for an all-time crash.

01:20:11.000 It's super corny.

01:20:12.000 Not every song on here is good.

01:20:13.000 Some of them are just funny.

01:20:15.000 But yeah, absolute masterpiece.

01:20:17.000 I used to be the mixtape master.

01:20:19.000 That Foxy Brown song, 730, is that about being crazy?

01:20:23.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 Yeah, because that's the New York State code for insane.

01:20:27.000 Oh, really?

01:20:28.000 I never knew that.

01:20:29.000 I've heard straight 730.

01:20:31.000 It's like in California, it's 5150.

01:20:33.000 Right.

01:20:35.000 730.

01:20:36.000 They say a while out.

01:20:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:38.000 Yo, he's straight 730, yo.

01:20:40.000 There's another one of these.

01:20:42.000 What's that?

01:20:43.000 Oh, that's one of the on that street.

01:20:46.000 That is definitely not a good word.

01:20:51.000 Is that Probot?

01:20:52.000 Yep.

01:20:52.000 Oh, with Kronos.

01:20:55.000 Where's Kronos from?

01:20:56.000 That was Venom, right?

01:20:59.000 Kronos vocalist?

01:21:03.000 I mean, it's kind of gay.

01:21:05.000 Kronos.

01:21:07.000 To be a metal star.

01:21:11.000 Isn't it?

01:21:12.000 Yeah, Venom.

01:21:13.000 Like, you're sitting there with studs on your shirt and you're going like trying to be scary and talking about Satan.

01:21:21.000 Isn't that kind of embarrassing for a grown man, especially when you're bald?

01:21:27.000 I don't know.

01:21:28.000 Real caught up here?

01:21:33.000 A crip daddy doing stand-up.

01:21:34.000 Gavin, you're so insensitive.

01:21:35.000 He's a damn cripple.

01:21:38.000 We'll be in NYC then.

01:21:39.000 We got that one.

01:21:40.000 Okay.

01:21:41.000 Let's take a call.

01:21:42.000 It's been a while.

01:21:43.000 Oh, aye.

01:21:44.000 Fuck aye.

01:21:46.000 It's been a wee while.

01:21:49.000 Okay.

01:21:49.000 Hello.

01:21:50.000 Hello there.

01:21:51.000 Hello.

01:21:52.000 It's a call.

01:21:53.000 So my...

01:21:58.000 So my, I guess, comment is that it kind of irritates me.

01:22:03.000 I love Ryan to death.

01:22:04.000 I think he does a great job.

01:22:07.000 But he likes to say I'm gonna instead of I'm going to.

01:22:11.000 I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

01:22:13.000 It's like if you could maybe work on that, you don't have to, but it's uh.

01:22:18.000 Well, you're dissing the Glaswegians.

01:22:21.000 No, the Glaswegians say gony.

01:22:23.000 Goni.

01:22:25.000 They do melt words together.

01:22:28.000 All right.

01:22:28.000 Well, you got one thing and you wasted it on that.

01:22:30.000 That was stupid.

01:22:31.000 Thanks for calling.

01:22:32.000 Dude, better than that.

01:22:33.000 Davin will cry like a fag watching this.

01:22:36.000 I'm going to hang up on him.

01:22:37.000 Let's see what you got.

01:22:38.000 You know what I cried at the other day?

01:22:39.000 Watching Fugazi in some community center somewhere doing waiting room.

01:22:45.000 Oh my God, when?

01:22:46.000 And I was.

01:22:46.000 This was recent?

01:22:47.000 No, no, no.

01:22:48.000 This is in the 80s.

01:22:49.000 It's old, like really grainy footage.

01:22:51.000 And I was just remembering being there as a 21-year-old and having that release.

01:22:59.000 Like, the hardcore scene was such a great release for a young man.

01:23:03.000 It was such great bonding.

01:23:04.000 Maybe it inspired the Proud Boys for me anyway.

01:23:07.000 It was just like arm in arm, just fucking smashing into each other, covered in sweat.

01:23:14.000 I couldn't recommend a better endeavor for a young man.

01:23:18.000 I mean, I guess sports, I wasn't into sports, but I guess sports would be a similar kind of thing, playing football or something.

01:23:23.000 But anyway, oh, that's it.

01:23:25.000 There it is, yeah.

01:23:27.000 I was crying watching it.

01:23:28.000 I love the bass line of that song.

01:23:30.000 It's a masterpiece.

01:23:31.000 Thank you.

01:23:42.000 And we felt such a kinship with those guys because, you know, their prices were low and they liked us.

01:23:48.000 On the back of their CDs, it says, if you're charged more than $10 for this, let us know and we'll pull it out of the store.

01:23:55.000 It's fucking great.

01:23:56.000 And concert tickets were like five bucks.

01:24:01.000 And they always demanded all ages.

01:24:03.000 Sometimes they'd overdo it by saying no moshing.

01:24:07.000 Look at this.

01:24:11.000 Yeah, they would say no moshing because they didn't want girls to be excluded from the pit.

01:24:16.000 Oh, I've been to shows where he stopped everybody.

01:24:18.000 Really?

01:24:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:20.000 Listen, we're not going to play if this is.

01:24:23.000 It's like, yo, just play the fucking.

01:24:24.000 Yeah, shut up.

01:24:26.000 Girls Don't Need Dimash.

01:24:27.000 Everybody move it.

01:24:32.000 It's going to keep moving it.

01:24:35.000 And the way we go.

01:24:37.000 Great shit.

01:24:39.000 Great shit.

01:24:44.000 Okay, so that didn't work.

01:24:47.000 Let's see.

01:24:48.000 Gavin will cry like a fag watching this, Ryan.

01:24:50.000 Click on that.

01:24:51.000 Okay.

01:24:52.000 You got a greet son.

01:24:54.000 We'll see about that.

01:24:56.000 See what you got.

01:24:59.000 Oh, say can you see my tozery light?

01:25:08.000 What so proudly we hailed?

01:25:12.000 Oh, say can you see my tozery light?

01:26:23.000 also why we sat in a thick kind of traffic Yeah, that was beautiful and everything.

01:26:33.000 I'm not crying.

01:26:35.000 That was wonderful.

01:26:36.000 You can be moved without tears.

01:26:39.000 You don't need to greet for everything patriotic.

01:26:43.000 Hello, my well-dressed host and fag with a tank.

01:26:47.000 Just thought it was funny that Eventbrite is still supporting your tour when also having an issue with Matt Walsh screening his film for watch parties.

01:26:54.000 Yeah, trainings have become the new untouchable.

01:26:56.000 I would say even more than blacks.

01:26:59.000 The gender confusion, mutilation, and sexual confusion is a more important agenda than deplatforming the club and the club supporters.

01:27:06.000 How long until Matt Walsh gets a real FBI raid?

01:27:10.000 Likely never, but just putting out the idea.

01:27:14.000 He did a very sober and scientific look at this bizarre trend, which Hank Coulter also blew up by pointing out the race of the moms of trans children are 98% white.

01:27:30.000 Almost all college-educated, upper-middle class.

01:27:36.000 Why aren't black kids trans?

01:27:39.000 Why aren't Chinese kids trans?

01:27:40.000 Why is this so racially specific to white liberals?

01:27:43.000 Because it's horseshit.

01:27:45.000 Oh, I haven't seen one.

01:27:46.000 First world problems.

01:27:46.000 First tranny, you're right.

01:27:48.000 A black kid tranny.

01:27:49.000 Excuse me.

01:27:51.000 First world problems that don't exist to anybody but themselves.

01:27:56.000 Hey, Gavin, even in Canada, which has like 100 black people, our blacks are insanely violent as well.

01:28:00.000 Some piece of human garbage went on a rampage, killing a couple innocents, including a cop.

01:28:05.000 The article says we don't know why he did this.

01:28:07.000 Here's a link.

01:28:08.000 It's not hard to figure out.

01:28:10.000 Black men have a propensity for violence in mayhem.

01:28:12.000 Oh, that's terrible.

01:28:13.000 That was yesterday.

01:28:14.000 Yeah?

01:28:16.000 What a piece of shit.

01:28:17.000 I'm glad the cops killed him.

01:28:18.000 P.S. While we're on the topic of silly t-shirt ideas, I thought a funny one would piss off all the sensitive little babies in your audience would be a shirt that says undercover FBI agent.

01:28:31.000 Like that woman who came up to me at the bar, the other bar, not the bar we go to.

01:28:36.000 And I had a Hawaiian shirt on, and she goes, you're on the job.

01:28:41.000 And I was like, how do you know?

01:28:44.000 And she goes, I used to date a guy in the FBI.

01:28:47.000 Oh, I remember her.

01:28:49.000 I recognize you guys.

01:28:53.000 Yeah, I go, just please, please, let's keep it on the DL.

01:28:58.000 And she was like, I got you.

01:29:00.000 A raging cokehead, by the way, she is.

01:29:02.000 Oh, you know her, right?

01:29:03.000 Yeah.

01:29:03.000 Have you ever fucked her?

01:29:05.000 No.

01:29:06.000 If anyone can have it, I don't want it.

01:29:08.000 Maybe Danny does.

01:29:09.000 949, you're on the line.

01:29:11.000 Go ahead, Danny.

01:29:14.000 Hey, Gabu!

01:29:15.000 Ew!

01:29:16.000 Ew!

01:29:19.000 Hey, man, I just want to say thank you to you and Maddie.

01:29:22.000 Bought my first motorcycle.

01:29:24.000 Holy shit, were you right, man?

01:29:27.000 Life immediately became better.

01:29:30.000 Way easier to get at.

01:29:32.000 So much fucking fun riding this thing.

01:29:35.000 So much fun riding.

01:29:36.000 I bought a Harley-Davidson Sportster, 2008.

01:29:39.000 Cost me $9,000.

01:29:40.000 One of my first big boy purchases.

01:29:42.000 And the whole world opened up to me.

01:29:45.000 Harley-Davidson Sportster 2008?

01:29:50.000 Yes, it's a 1200cc.

01:29:56.000 Oh, it looks like a butte.

01:29:58.000 Does it have any fairing or anything, or it's just like stripped down like that?

01:30:03.000 No, mine has a bunch of.

01:30:05.000 Mine looks like it was owned by a neo-Nazi before me.

01:30:08.000 It's got like skulls all over it, brass knuckle on the side.

01:30:13.000 But dude, I don't even need to ride it to get ass.

01:30:16.000 I just tell chicks I have one, and immediately you can feel them getting wet.

01:30:21.000 And they all ask, when can I ride on it?

01:30:23.000 When can I ride on it?

01:30:24.000 Anytime, baby.

01:30:26.000 Anytime.

01:30:27.000 Well, I also think there's a Pavlovian effect when they're sitting on the back and it's vibrating their clit.

01:30:34.000 So their subconscious goes, every time I'm with Alan, I have good feelings in my cunt.

01:30:40.000 I remember I had a girl in the back with Todd.

01:30:42.000 She used to ride with me often.

01:30:44.000 One of the few that I should ride with.

01:30:46.000 And at red light, she would lean over and rev the throttle.

01:30:51.000 I'm like, you dirty bitch.

01:30:55.000 So, Maddie, this is just a beginner bike, but once I get a little bit more experienced, what would be a good bike to get on?

01:31:02.000 I want to stay loyal to Harley.

01:31:04.000 I love the brand.

01:31:05.000 I've been looking at Dyna's.

01:31:07.000 Yeah, I like Dinah's.

01:31:08.000 Those are my favorite.

01:31:09.000 Dyna.

01:31:11.000 I mean, they don't make them anymore, unfortunately.

01:31:13.000 I forget what year they stopped, they stopped a few years ago.

01:31:15.000 Is this Harley Davidson, too?

01:31:17.000 How do you spell it?

01:31:17.000 D-Y-N-A?

01:31:21.000 Oh, those are pretty.

01:31:23.000 Yep, like that's an FX-DX right there.

01:31:26.000 The one with the ferry, that one right there.

01:31:28.000 Uh-huh.

01:31:29.000 Those are the ones I like.

01:31:30.000 Those are my favorite.

01:31:32.000 FXDX.

01:31:33.000 Maybe we need to get a little sensor.TV MC going on here.

01:31:37.000 There you go.

01:31:38.000 Yeah.

01:31:39.000 Although, I don't like going faster than 60 miles an hour.

01:31:42.000 It's too many shitty little garage.

01:31:45.000 When we go on road trips, I'll just meet you guys at the next destination as I hit the slow lane.

01:31:52.000 Thanks for calling, Carler.

01:31:53.000 Hey, enjoy the bike.

01:31:56.000 Welcome to the World of Pussy.

01:31:57.000 I remember the Fawn said that to Richie Cunningham.

01:32:00.000 Richie Cunningham wanted to become cool.

01:32:02.000 And he said, do I got to get a leather jacket?

01:32:04.000 What do I got to do?

01:32:05.000 And the Fons goes, no, just a motorcycle.

01:32:08.000 Any size, any kind.

01:32:10.000 I think he wrote a Triumph for a BSA in the Air Force.

01:32:13.000 Oh, really?

01:32:14.000 Do you remember what color his leather jacket was?

01:32:16.000 What kind of motorcycle did the Fawns drive?

01:32:20.000 It was a brown leather jacket, and his bike was usually like a silver-blue color.

01:32:24.000 The Fawns used a Harley-Davidson the first season before switching to the Custom Triumph, which is the same model written by Marlon Brando's motorcycle tough Johnny Strabbler in the wild one.

01:32:35.000 My son's named after Johnny Strabbler.

01:32:37.000 I didn't know his last name was Strabler.

01:32:39.000 In fact, I think he's listed on IMDb as just Johnny.

01:32:44.000 Huh.

01:32:44.000 Henry Winkler.

01:32:46.000 Custom Triumph.

01:32:47.000 Pull that up?

01:32:50.000 That's cool.

01:32:53.000 So, Marlon, Johnny and the Wild One had the same bike as the Fons.

01:33:00.000 But when you look up Custom Triumph, doesn't that just list a bunch of different Triumphs?

01:33:04.000 Well, I put in Fons.

01:33:07.000 Johnny Wild One Try Um Hmm I like the big headlight.

01:33:19.000 Pull that up.

01:33:22.000 Oh, yeah, they were called the Black Rebels Motorcycle Club.

01:33:24.000 It was a good band, too.

01:33:25.000 Huh.

01:33:30.000 Great, great bike.

01:33:32.000 Great bike.

01:33:34.000 Fun bike.

01:33:36.000 Fun times.

01:33:38.000 What else should we talk about?

01:33:42.000 Anything good in the mailbag?

01:33:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:45.000 Oh, wait.

01:33:46.000 I think we click this guy's name real quick.

01:33:48.000 He's 650.

01:33:52.000 Hey, what's going on, caller?

01:33:55.000 650.

01:33:56.000 I mean, I heard a bee, but this is me?

01:33:58.000 Yeah, that's you.

01:34:01.000 What's up, buddy?

01:34:02.000 650.

01:34:02.000 All right.

01:34:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:34:04.000 Okay.

01:34:04.000 So here's the thing, right?

01:34:05.000 Gavin, you've been talking about kicking people out at 18 for quite a while now.

01:34:11.000 But I got to say, like, I'm an 86 club guy, born in 1906, Josh LaCash.

01:34:18.000 I'm fully on board with multi-generational households.

01:34:22.000 What the fuck's the issue with multi-generational households?

01:34:26.000 Why do you degrade that so much?

01:34:27.000 This is, I mean, I'm not discounting your degeneracy or any of that shit, but what's the issue with multi-generational households?

01:34:37.000 Why not do that?

01:34:38.000 Why not pass values on for longer than 18 years until your children's minds are fully developed?

01:34:47.000 'Cause they gotta go out and independent.

01:34:48.000 Now, if someone wants their parents to live with them, like they have a big enough house that their parents can be The opposite way, right?

01:35:01.000 Why not support your kids for a little longer until they can handle this new atmosphere?

01:35:07.000 We have shit that our genetics are not able to handle.

01:35:10.000 We have this social media.

01:35:13.000 We have stuff that just we did not have the capacity to handle.

01:35:17.000 You know, an 18-year-old is an adult.

01:35:21.000 An 18-year-old can work.

01:35:23.000 An 18-year-old.

01:35:24.000 It's by our definition.

01:35:27.000 We define it that way.

01:35:28.000 So you say 18.

01:35:29.000 Yeah, but we define it that way through trial and error.

01:35:32.000 Or why kick them out at all?

01:35:33.000 Why not just have a castle in an empire?

01:35:36.000 Why don't you?

01:35:37.000 You have the resources.

01:35:38.000 Now, I love you, man.

01:35:39.000 I came to the Vegas show.

01:35:40.000 I love this stuff.

01:35:42.000 But why not escalate your family to the status that actually can make a change?

01:35:52.000 You have them live with you.

01:35:53.000 They learn from you.

01:35:55.000 You grow in the same way that the Bidens or the Clintons or any of these people grow.

01:36:01.000 You fucking make an empire of freedom, the values that we like.

01:36:07.000 So tell me how this plays out.

01:36:11.000 My daughter stays with me.

01:36:13.000 My sons stay with me.

01:36:14.000 So my daughter's like 26 and she's living at home.

01:36:20.000 Have a castle.

01:36:21.000 Have a bigger house.

01:36:22.000 And then she gets married and her and her husband live in the basement.

01:36:27.000 It's an empire.

01:36:28.000 Make an empire.

01:36:30.000 I mean, I guess I could see if we had a whole compound and I built other houses around my main house.

01:36:36.000 Tim Pool's fucking doing it.

01:36:37.000 You think that fucking guy has more...

01:36:41.000 Come on.

01:36:41.000 Do you think that bad guy is a fucking compound?

01:36:45.000 No, exactly.

01:36:47.000 That's why I say he's a loser.

01:36:49.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:36:50.000 But you do the same thing.

01:36:52.000 But what you do, here's the thing, right?

01:36:54.000 Why don't you want to live with your grandkids?

01:36:56.000 Yeah, I don't really...

01:37:00.000 Okay, so what you're saying is sort of a different thing.

01:37:04.000 You're saying build a compound where your, I'm talking about multi-generational households.

01:37:13.000 How many children do you have?

01:37:15.000 The common American thing is to just, okay, move on and, you know, you kick your kids out at 18 or you pursue that.

01:37:25.000 And there's probably some very important wisdom about making people struggle.

01:37:29.000 I think that should still be capable, but you still build an empire in that.

01:37:36.000 And I think if you look at like Joshua Cash or Lauren Southern, and it's a fucking weird overlap between these sort of people, or Owen Benjamin, and these people are very vastly different than you and me also.

01:37:51.000 But if you look at that, you can see that they're fine with living with family.

01:37:59.000 I'm not talking about the family.

01:38:00.000 Wait a minute.

01:38:00.000 Lauren Southern's baby is like six months.

01:38:04.000 Owen Benjamin has nothing but little kids.

01:38:07.000 None of them have built the thing.

01:38:08.000 And Josh LeCash moved in with his in-laws when he was because he was broke.

01:38:12.000 With his in-laws, so with his parents, essentially.

01:38:15.000 I mean, I get that's not his, you know, okay.

01:38:18.000 It's his parents, essentially, though.

01:38:21.000 Okay, sure.

01:38:22.000 But he's saving money by living with his parents or his in-laws.

01:38:25.000 I can't remember if it's his parents or his inlaws.

01:38:26.000 Isn't that better?

01:38:27.000 Isn't that better than this?

01:38:28.000 Yeah, but he's already had an independent life out there in the world.

01:38:32.000 He's fended for himself already out there in the world.

01:38:35.000 How old are you?

01:38:36.000 Do you have kids?

01:38:38.000 I don't have kids.

01:38:39.000 I've been married.

01:38:41.000 It did not go well.

01:38:42.000 She cheated.

01:38:43.000 I don't have kids.

01:38:44.000 I'm back on it.

01:38:45.000 I'm trying, right?

01:38:47.000 So I'm 34, right?

01:38:50.000 So, yeah, it didn't happen for me.

01:38:51.000 It doesn't mean I didn't try, right?

01:38:54.000 I want kids.

01:38:55.000 I think it's retarded for anybody to not try and have kids.

01:38:58.000 Failing is a shitty thing to do, but it does happen.

01:39:03.000 All right.

01:39:04.000 Well, maybe focus on that before you come up with this idea of building a multi-house empire.

01:39:11.000 Like a main house, and then other kids have their own homes, and then they get married, and then they stay in those homes.

01:39:19.000 And I'm sure I would love that, by the way.

01:39:22.000 I'd love to have a big compound where my kids have homes on the property, but they're not going to want to do that.

01:39:27.000 She's going to marry some dude who works in, I don't know, Colorado.

01:39:32.000 He's going to want to stay there.

01:39:33.000 Like, the idea that her and her husband and my two sons and their wives are all going to be okay with living in whatever, Greenville, South Carolina, whatever we choose.

01:39:45.000 The odds are like real small, especially if we're not Amish.

01:39:48.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:39:50.000 And don't build utopias when you can't even hold down a marriage.

01:39:54.000 Yeah, but the funniest thing is, like, if you look back in history, like becoming, the ritual of becoming a man in ancient cultures was like 13, 12.

01:40:05.000 Right.

01:40:06.000 Can you get on Mike a little more, man?

01:40:07.000 He's like 18, so young.

01:40:09.000 And there's something good about those years where you are paying your own rent, making spaghetti, coming home, eating ramen, having your friends come over.

01:40:20.000 It's an important part of your development.

01:40:22.000 I left home at 17.

01:40:23.000 I didn't want to be there.

01:40:24.000 Yeah.

01:40:25.000 They do it with the...

01:40:33.000 Right.

01:40:33.000 I think we all did, yeah.

01:40:34.000 But was it the Mormons who do that, what's it called?

01:40:39.000 Not Ramadan, but...

01:40:43.000 The thing where you get to party for two years and do whatever you want.

01:40:46.000 Oh, no, that's Ramspringer.

01:40:48.000 Ramspringa.

01:40:50.000 The Amish.

01:40:51.000 Yeah.

01:40:51.000 That's to see if you want to continue being an Amish lifestyle or go out into the civilian world.

01:40:58.000 What a weird call, though, that guy does, where he's single.

01:41:02.000 34.

01:41:03.000 He's sitting here discussing the ethics of whether you should let your kids move out at 18 or keep them until they're 22 or not.

01:41:11.000 I think you're putting the cart before the horse, my friend.

01:41:14.000 A lot of shit's going to happen between the time your kids zero and the time your kids 18.

01:41:20.000 Be like the Bidens and Clintons.

01:41:24.000 Yeah.

01:41:24.000 The Clintons have one kid, Chelsea.

01:41:27.000 She's living at home.

01:41:30.000 Here's an interesting one.

01:41:31.000 Hey, Gav, I can only speak for myself, but I think a lot of the guys, Proud Boys and Baby Monsters alike, feel you look down on a lot of them.

01:41:38.000 You often talk like you don't like us.

01:41:40.000 You say constantly that we're not friends.

01:41:41.000 You insult us.

01:41:42.000 Then Co-Splay is a working-class dude.

01:41:45.000 You're getting out of touch.

01:41:46.000 And I think the prank went over so poorly because it felt like a slap in the face to the guys who have gone through it.

01:41:51.000 I still like you.

01:41:52.000 I think you should be more appreciative of the people who have stood by your side physically and metaphorically.

01:41:56.000 Yes, I don't think I could be much more supportive of the Proud Boys considering how many times I've visited Max and John in jail and sent them money and talked to them and their lawyers and their families every day and supported the club through thick and thin, even when they don't support me.

01:42:13.000 And as far as the baby monsters thing, I mean, I've criticized some weirdos who show up at Compound Media.

01:42:20.000 And the meet and greet that we did in Orlando was four hours of, hi, how you doing?

01:42:27.000 I don't care if you do that to various Victoria's Secret supermodels, you're going to be drained by that.

01:42:33.000 But the reason I find this letter interesting is because there's this strange sort of like demand you get from, and I don't like the word fans, but people who, I don't know, contribute to your well-being or something.

01:42:48.000 It's this like, you need to constantly talk about how much I love my fans.

01:42:52.000 My fans are the greatest people in the world.

01:42:54.000 And it's a weird sort of subservience where I pay you money, almost like an OnlyFans thing, where I pay you money, but I want you to be my bitch.

01:43:05.000 And it's hard to put into words, but it's not healthy.

01:43:10.000 Like, imagine Tucker Carlson being told he needs to appreciate his viewers more.

01:43:15.000 What?

01:43:16.000 No.

01:43:18.000 No.

01:43:20.000 I obviously appreciate the fact that I'm able to do this job very much.

01:43:24.000 But this idea of like, I don't think you like me enough, or you don't recognize my contribution enough.

01:43:31.000 That's like on some stand shit.

01:43:32.000 That's an Eminem song.

01:43:34.000 And it's a dangerous path to take.

01:43:36.000 You know what didn't get mentioned enough is that this is all of this, that whole thing was created for the viewers so they could figure stuff out.

01:43:46.000 And we were updating each other on how much stuff we were seeing.

01:43:48.000 They were figuring out.

01:43:49.000 It wasn't for the media.

01:43:51.000 We were talking about this.

01:43:52.000 There might be an article written.

01:43:54.000 People might unsubscribe.

01:43:55.000 But we've done this in the past.

01:43:57.000 And it's entertaining seeing what people get out of it.

01:43:59.000 And we left them barely anywhere.

01:44:01.000 Well, yeah, there was no like, hey, I've been arrested by the FBI.

01:44:04.000 I need money.

01:44:06.000 Well, here's the funniest thing.

01:44:07.000 You're saying that people that have gone through, like, I guess, raids, but I've been raided by the ATF, the FBI.

01:44:13.000 Who gives a fuck?

01:44:15.000 Ready?

01:44:15.000 I live my own life.

01:44:17.000 And if those are maybe the repercussions of my actions, then I accept them.

01:44:24.000 I made the ATF kick my door in.

01:44:27.000 I made the FBI arrest me.

01:44:29.000 I made the state police come and get me.

01:44:32.000 I didn't, I didn't, if that happened to you, like, people said, did he get arrested?

01:44:38.000 I don't know.

01:44:39.000 Even if he did, there's nothing I can do about it right now.

01:44:42.000 Who the fuck are you mad at?

01:44:43.000 Somebody else made the point that, like, it didn't go over well.

01:44:46.000 They said I have friends that are in the same position and they thought that they were coming for them.

01:44:50.000 Well, they are.

01:44:51.000 I mean, that's why people fell for the prey because it's totally a realistic thing that would happen in this place.

01:44:54.000 If somebody's worried about the FBI kicking their door in, then they should start looking at what they're doing.

01:45:00.000 And maybe not do something that would let the FBI kick their door in.

01:45:05.000 Well, part of the point was in this day and age, you can't avoid the FBI kicking your door in.

01:45:10.000 Like that woman in Alaska, who was four hours from Anchorage, who had them kick her door in.

01:45:17.000 It was based on the assumption that she had Nancy Pelosi's laptop, which she didn't.

01:45:23.000 That was her punishment for being present at Jan 6.

01:45:28.000 And they have to understand this is entertainment.

01:45:32.000 How is the super chat going?

01:45:34.000 Not good?

01:45:36.000 Oh, I got a couple.

01:45:37.000 I think it's, there we go.

01:45:40.000 We got two more here.

01:45:42.000 Here's the bike I rode to your show from L.A. to Vegas.

01:45:48.000 That's only four hours.

01:45:50.000 But that's a lot of fun.

01:45:52.000 There's a couple of guys that rode.

01:45:53.000 Really?

01:45:54.000 Yeah.

01:45:55.000 There was a guy, the hired Guns MC guy who wanted to give the challenge coins and stuff.

01:46:00.000 Oh, right.

01:46:01.000 He rode a couple of, there was some guys there that rode from out of town on bikes.

01:46:08.000 He asked me if I wanted to go out and ride it.

01:46:09.000 I said, I've been drinking all day.

01:46:11.000 I said, I don't think I should be driving drunk in Vegas.

01:46:14.000 Here's the micro show from LA to Vegas.

01:46:16.000 Any bike that isn't in cubic inches is for fags.

01:46:20.000 Don't give me any of your Euro gay or Jap fag CC engines.

01:46:27.000 Let's see the bike.

01:46:28.000 Oh, that link is broken by the.

01:46:30.000 No, it's broken because you broke it.

01:46:32.000 You started HTTPS.

01:46:36.000 Oh, sorry.

01:46:37.000 Well, I got it.

01:46:38.000 You just grabbed the bottom of the link.

01:46:44.000 I've got to be honest.

01:46:44.000 I think that's a 2020.

01:46:45.000 So what is that, 104 or 107 cubic inch, maybe?

01:46:49.000 I'm not sure.

01:46:50.000 What does it say, Ryan?

01:46:51.000 Cruiser?

01:46:54.000 I'm not a Harley guy.

01:46:55.000 I don't mean any disrespect to Harley people.

01:46:58.000 Yeah, 107.

01:46:59.000 It's just not my cup of tea.

01:47:02.000 I like old BMWs.

01:47:03.000 I like Triumphs.

01:47:04.000 I like British bikes.

01:47:06.000 I know I shouldn't.

01:47:07.000 I should be supporting American bikes.

01:47:11.000 I don't know.

01:47:12.000 I don't like American cars either.

01:47:15.000 Hey, Lost.

01:47:16.000 1,753 cubic centimeter motor.

01:47:19.000 CC.

01:47:20.000 1,700.

01:47:22.000 Is that good?

01:47:24.000 Well, the other guy just had a 1,200.

01:47:26.000 Gavin's bike's 1,200.

01:47:28.000 No, it's not.

01:47:29.000 You're triumph?

01:47:30.000 Yeah, it's like 750.

01:47:32.000 No.

01:47:34.000 Yeah.

01:47:36.000 At best.

01:47:37.000 Yeah.

01:47:38.000 On a good day.

01:47:39.000 I think they blasted out the, whatever you call it, the air filters to make it go from like 700 to 750 or perform like a 750.

01:47:48.000 But I don't think it's even a 750.

01:47:51.000 Gavin used to complain about what people got when they stole packages left at the door.

01:47:54.000 This video shows what's inside random undelivered packages.

01:47:58.000 Skip two minutes.

01:47:59.000 This is called lost package.

01:48:01.000 Yeah, I still can't figure out stealing Amazon packages.

01:48:04.000 I had a package stolen the other day.

01:48:05.000 I was pleased to see it.

01:48:06.000 What was in it?

01:48:06.000 I don't know.

01:48:07.000 It was a gift sent from somebody for my birthday.

01:48:10.000 My Amazon shit is so weird, the odds of you liking it are one in 500.

01:48:19.000 It could be socks that my daughter ordered for herself that are already weird socks because she's kind of goth.

01:48:25.000 It could be some sort of like, like the other day, I had this chair that was fake leather and the shit was wearing off.

01:48:36.000 So I got this leather paint that you put on it to sort of seal it up.

01:48:40.000 Didn't work, by the way.

01:48:42.000 You don't want that.

01:48:45.000 Let me look at my Amazon list.

01:48:46.000 I'm going to look at my Amazon orders to tell you how stupid you'd have to be to rob me.

01:48:52.000 I barely want it.

01:48:56.000 I want it so little that when it gets stolen, I'm like, oh, good, less shit in the fucking house.

01:49:01.000 Okay, yeah.

01:49:04.000 Oh, that's definitely from China.

01:49:05.000 That's a Bakugan top.

01:49:08.000 Well, these are quite hefty.

01:49:10.000 We're going to have to construct this using the power of guessing.

01:49:15.000 Well, those are this guy buying undelivered Amazon packages?

01:49:20.000 Yeah, and he says now he regrets it.

01:49:23.000 Okay.

01:49:23.000 History packages.

01:49:24.000 We've got a string of lights.

01:49:27.000 I think my wife's into decorating the basement more.

01:49:30.000 So she's got pink fairy lights with like a little button to change the colors.

01:49:38.000 Then there's a charger, 20-watt USB fast charger for an iPad if you want that.

01:49:44.000 Then we have some French linen.

01:49:50.000 I guess she's buying sheets for something.

01:49:54.000 Okay.

01:49:55.000 So we've got a bunch of sheets.

01:49:58.000 We've got some, you could also steal, and by the way, when you're stealing sheets, you're hoping it's the size that your bed is.

01:50:05.000 And a good thread count.

01:50:07.000 Yeah.

01:50:08.000 These are artificial flowers.

01:50:12.000 Okay.

01:50:13.000 I don't know why she's buying those.

01:50:15.000 No.

01:50:17.000 What else have we got that you could steal from my house?

01:50:20.000 You could steal a Bellini hand-tufted wool area rug in case you're interested in having one of those.

01:50:31.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:50:33.000 I need one of those.

01:50:35.000 A kid's book, a Numbers Game Baseball.

01:50:37.000 It's like a kid's activity book that you draw in for baseball.

01:50:41.000 More lights, more shit, a book about baseball.

01:50:46.000 Oh, here's a good thing you should get your daughter, by the way.

01:50:50.000 On top of pepper spray.

01:50:52.000 She's Birdie.

01:50:54.000 What?

01:50:56.000 She's like S-H-E Apostrophe S. Birdie.

01:51:00.000 B-I-R-D-Y?

01:51:01.000 B-I-R-D-I-E.

01:51:03.000 And it's this thing a cop told me to get.

01:51:06.000 The cop who used to arrest you pretty regularly.

01:51:09.000 There's many of them.

01:51:10.000 And it's, pull it up, Ryan.

01:51:13.000 Who was that?

01:51:14.000 I mean, I was saying.

01:51:15.000 Yeah, I don't want to say.

01:51:16.000 But, okay, so you see, it's got that keychain.

01:51:20.000 It's treated like a grenade.

01:51:22.000 You pull that pin, and it's the most blinding light you can imagine, and a siren that's so loud, everyone around you is completely deaf.

01:51:32.000 So if someone's trying to rape you.

01:51:34.000 Is there like a demonstration video there?

01:51:37.000 Yeah, there are on YouTube if you look it up.

01:51:40.000 But YouTube obviously can't do justice to the volume of this thing.

01:51:45.000 So I don't know if you ever set off your own alarm by accident?

01:51:49.000 While you're trying to turn it off and like put the coat in or anything, you're so disoriented it's hard.

01:51:54.000 Like I knew a guy once upstate, he accidentally set off his own alarm.

01:51:59.000 He was so disoriented that he couldn't figure out how to turn it off.

01:52:03.000 He ended up taking an axe to the keypad and smashing it into the wall.

01:52:08.000 I want to get that and just set it off at places.

01:52:12.000 Go to like Walmart and keep it in the past.

01:52:14.000 Yeah, it goes until you put the pin back in.

01:52:16.000 So if you leave with the pin.

01:52:17.000 I'm going to get one of those.

01:52:19.000 I don't know what I do with it, but.

01:52:20.000 Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:52:22.000 Dude, you go to Drag Queen Story Hour, you pull the pin, turn it up.

01:52:28.000 It does fit really well in my hand.

01:52:30.000 The stinger.

01:52:31.000 And when I pull this tip off, I'm going to go ahead and pull it.

01:52:34.000 Seatbelt cutter?

01:52:35.000 So this one?

01:52:36.000 It has a light on the front, and it pulls out like this.

01:52:43.000 I'm going to go ahead and keep my hand on the speaker here so that it's muffled.

01:52:47.000 The speaker is on the back, as you can see.

01:52:51.000 It kind of does do it justice.

01:52:53.000 Wow.

01:52:54.000 So do we want to do it?

01:52:55.000 Your ears hurt.

01:52:58.000 That didn't do it justice at all.

01:52:59.000 It sounded mildly annoying.

01:53:01.000 In my headphones, it really sucked.

01:53:03.000 Oh, really?

01:53:04.000 Yes.

01:53:05.000 So you could go to Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:53:07.000 Hypothetically, I'm not advocating you do this.

01:53:09.000 Do not do this.

01:53:11.000 But one could, if one was evil and horrible, and I hope no one ever does this.

01:53:15.000 Have you seen this?

01:53:16.000 You could pull the plug on it somewhere weird and just sort of drop it where no one's going to find it.

01:53:23.000 Yeah, those are illegal, though.

01:53:26.000 I was told these were illegal.

01:53:28.000 So they're like brass knuckles.

01:53:29.000 They're illegal.

01:53:30.000 Oh, shit.

01:53:30.000 That's what they used to attack that dude, that politician.

01:53:33.000 Remember the crazy Warvet guy?

01:53:35.000 Yep.

01:53:36.000 He had one of those in his hand.

01:53:39.000 Was he attacking again?

01:53:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:46.000 He was on stage.

01:53:48.000 Yeah.

01:53:49.000 Fuck.

01:53:51.000 Alright, let's take a call.

01:53:57.000 Okay, 510, you're on the low.

01:54:02.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:54:03.000 Here to lighten the mood a little bit.

01:54:05.000 There's a great clip on YouTube.

01:54:09.000 I just was hoping to get your take on the behind the scenes of that.

01:54:12.000 There's a black chick, there's a sister.

01:54:14.000 She's all over you, Gav.

01:54:15.000 It's really endearing, a really sweet clip.

01:54:18.000 It's a think tanked from 2012.

01:54:22.000 And thanks for calling.

01:54:23.000 A think tank?

01:54:26.000 Wait, what?

01:54:27.000 I got think tanked from 2012.

01:54:30.000 Oh, here we go.

01:54:31.000 Oh, that worked?

01:54:32.000 Is that you there, Gav?

01:54:34.000 Yeah.

01:54:34.000 Is that Jason?

01:54:35.000 Is that you?

01:54:36.000 You know what that was?

01:54:37.000 They came with this idea.

01:54:39.000 They were like, let's have our guests drink and then we'll do a talk show.

01:54:45.000 Yeah, that's fine if people can handle their booze.

01:54:48.000 Women cannot handle their booze.

01:54:50.000 So the girls in this just got fucking blind drunk.

01:54:54.000 Politics and religion.

01:54:58.000 What does he have some cocktail olives in his mouth?

01:55:01.000 Politics and religion.

01:55:02.000 Does he have a fake hand?

01:55:04.000 A fake hand?

01:55:06.000 His hand looks weird.

01:55:07.000 Politics and religion.

01:55:09.000 Or is it just the light on it?

01:55:10.000 It looks really black.

01:55:10.000 It's just froggy.

01:55:11.000 He said erection on it.

01:55:12.000 Frank, I think politics in general is a bad idea.

01:55:15.000 Drinking in politics is a bad idea.

01:55:16.000 She wanted to fuck me by the end.

01:55:18.000 But she changed from her high heels to sports sandals.

01:55:22.000 I was like, sorry.

01:55:24.000 That one got annihilated and started being way too friendly to the black girl.

01:55:30.000 Not in a gay way, but like, you're my girl.

01:55:33.000 Because white people love black people too much.

01:55:37.000 So they all got toasted.

01:55:39.000 This is a great idea.

01:55:40.000 In fact, alcohol should fuel most humans.

01:55:42.000 The daily.

01:55:44.000 Yeah, thanks for sending me a video I was in a long time ago.

01:55:48.000 David and Robert are drinking the Obama Artists.

01:55:53.000 Mitt Hatton, I believe.

01:55:54.000 That's right.

01:55:55.000 Very full.

01:55:56.000 It was lucrative.

01:55:58.000 Luxurious.

01:56:03.000 So many glasses back then.

01:56:05.000 I think Condi is a distraction.

01:56:07.000 You know, there's a lot going on, and he's, you know, hated by several groups.

01:56:10.000 He's also.

01:56:12.000 He Romney or he Romney.

01:56:15.000 This is pre-Trump, where you could be on the right and people were just like, oh, that's kind of quirky.

01:56:20.000 It was like being the opposite of a vegetarian.

01:56:23.000 Then it became being Satan.

01:56:25.000 Maybe jump to the end.

01:56:27.000 Is it like a Mexican midget she stole the castanets from and made earrings out of?

01:56:33.000 Or terrible people?

01:56:34.000 I just want to crawl inside.

01:56:36.000 Look at how horny she is.

01:56:37.000 She wants to crawl inside of you.

01:56:39.000 How many?

01:56:40.000 That's me.

01:56:41.000 I just want to crawl inside of you.

01:56:43.000 You guys suck.

01:56:44.000 You guys suck.

01:56:46.000 Oh, they will soon.

01:56:47.000 He gets me.

01:56:49.000 You know what?

01:56:49.000 F ⁇ this ring.

01:56:51.000 What's up, please?

01:56:52.000 All right, that's enough.

01:56:55.000 Fuck that ring.

01:56:56.000 A Gav moments.

01:56:57.000 We got three minutes left.

01:56:59.000 Let's fill it with calls.

01:57:01.000 Hello, caller.

01:57:02.000 Yes.

01:57:04.000 Caleb.

01:57:06.000 626.

01:57:08.000 626.

01:57:09.000 You're on the licks.

01:57:11.000 Hey, am I on?

01:57:12.000 Yes.

01:57:12.000 Hello.

01:57:13.000 Hey, guys.

01:57:14.000 I was at the Las Vegas show.

01:57:15.000 You guys did an amazing job.

01:57:17.000 Gavin, you killed it.

01:57:18.000 Me and my husband have been making jokes all week long about how we need to be pure of heart in order to stretch out our arm.

01:57:26.000 You guys did a great job.

01:57:27.000 Now, what was that one from again?

01:57:28.000 What was that bit?

01:57:31.000 Essentially, that in order for a retard to be able to stretch out their arm.

01:57:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:57:36.000 When I'm on the plane, yeah, yeah.

01:57:38.000 Don't give away any bits.

01:57:39.000 I don't know why I demanded it no more.

01:57:42.000 You guys did a great job, but I have a complaint about this one guy, and I just have to shit on him.

01:57:47.000 There was this guy who went up to every single one of you, and he was saying, and he was critiquing the show.

01:57:53.000 He was saying, well, they should have been a separate VIP line.

01:57:56.000 It should have been longer.

01:57:57.000 There should have been a Q ⁇ A. Was he wearing a suit?

01:58:00.000 And he was in front of me every single time I was waiting to talk to you guys.

01:58:04.000 And I just want to say to the entire audience, if you're going to a show, don't be that dickhead to go up to the people who are running the show and then critique it.

01:58:16.000 You literally make fun of these people when they try to make critiques on your show.

01:58:20.000 Why would you pay $100 to be at this VIP thing and then come up to every, he went up to Ryan, he went up to Josh Denny, he went up to you, Gavin, and he just looked like a moron.

01:58:31.000 Yeah, so this is what he did.

01:58:33.000 He goes, you know, I understand.

01:58:34.000 So I understand what you want to do here.

01:58:36.000 You have your show, and then people get the VIP pass and they can mingle around and then they do selfies or whatever.

01:58:42.000 But I think it would be much more prudent for you to have an even more expensive option, like maybe 500, and you sit down with that person one-on-one and you get to have an intense discussion with that person for, you know, 20 minutes or something.

01:59:00.000 And that's a third option.

01:59:02.000 And I was like, no.

01:59:04.000 First of all, I don't see anyone paying $500 to speak to me for 20 minutes.

01:59:08.000 And secondly, what am I going to do?

01:59:10.000 Sit with like, say three people do it.

01:59:12.000 That's an hour where I got to sit with these random rich people and get a heart to heart.

01:59:17.000 And then I was also like, who comes to a thing with an idea on how it should be done differently?

01:59:24.000 That's how he should do his show.

01:59:26.000 Exactly.

01:59:27.000 Yeah.

01:59:28.000 Hey, Mr. Speaker.

01:59:29.000 I don't understand.

01:59:30.000 I don't understand how you have so many morons watching this show.

01:59:33.000 These losers come to the show, they pay the money, and then they think it's productive to critique the people running the show.

01:59:41.000 He just looks like a moron, and me and my husband have been making fun of him all week long.

01:59:46.000 So anyone who's going to any sports, please don't do that because we're making fun of you.

01:59:51.000 You're a loser.

01:59:53.000 Wow.

01:59:54.000 Loser.

01:59:55.000 That was pretty harsh.

01:59:56.000 Damn.

01:59:57.000 Oh, thanks for coming to the show.

01:59:59.000 You can be harsh on me if you remember me.

02:00:01.000 I was one of the only girls there.

02:00:03.000 And if you could give me a rating if you remember me, I was one of the only girls there.

02:00:08.000 So you were harsh on me.

02:00:09.000 There was lots of chicks there.

02:00:10.000 There were lots of chicks.

02:00:11.000 Especially at the meet and greet.

02:00:12.000 There was like five couples.

02:00:15.000 Maybe it's because there was 95% guys.

02:00:18.000 Were you the goth?

02:00:19.000 To me, it didn't seem like a lot of girls.

02:00:20.000 The goth looking one?

02:00:23.000 You'd have to send a pic into the mailbag.

02:00:26.000 Yeah.

02:00:26.000 All right.

02:00:26.000 I'll send a pic.

02:00:27.000 Bye, guys.

02:00:28.000 Bye, guys.

02:00:29.000 Thanks for calling.

02:00:30.000 All right, folks, that's 10 o'clock.

02:00:34.000 Lots of shit going down this week.

02:00:36.000 We've got to record like 16 hours of shows to allow for this Disney trip.

02:00:41.000 But that's the end of today.

02:00:44.000 I'm Ty Ty, so I don't have a great ending.

02:00:46.000 Thanks to Maddie O'Dell for coming by.

02:00:48.000 Thank you.

02:00:49.000 Once again.

02:00:50.000 We have one more there, right?

02:00:52.000 Oh, there's two.

02:00:53.000 When are you sending Ryan out?

02:00:54.000 Remember he bought that eraser board for $100, and I said, don't do it.

02:00:57.000 It's stupid?

02:00:59.000 Where is the eraser board now?

02:01:02.000 It's in the Waiting in the Wings.

02:01:05.000 Waiting in the Wings.

02:01:07.000 Patrick Bett David on YouTube just released a five-hour podcast interview with Andrew Tate.

02:01:13.000 Five hours?

02:01:14.000 That's long.

02:01:16.000 That would take a week to get through.

02:01:19.000 Should any conversation be more than an hour?

02:01:22.000 Every time I do these sit-downs here, no matter how interesting the person is, towards the end of the hour, I'm like, I think we're getting pretty much the idea here.

02:01:33.000 It was very interesting.

02:01:35.000 Ryan could probably perfect his imitation after watching it.

02:01:38.000 He has odd word choices like using people trafficking instead of human trafficking.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 14, 2022

GOML LIVE #165 - DISNEY BABY

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