On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn Live, the boys are joined by special guest and friend of the show, Maddy O'Dell (Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen) to discuss a variety of topics.
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00:10:51.000Call me old-fashioned, but if you penetrate a femoral artery, does it not bleed everywhere?
00:10:58.000I've had it where they've gone in through the arteries before, but this one they're going through the vein, which isn't like arterial blood.
00:11:09.000But what happens is that you have to go into the right side of the heart and then punch a hole from the right to the left with a big needle.
00:11:18.000And I assume there's a camera in the tube, too.
00:11:21.000Well, they have to like shave my whole back and legs because they put like these like silver stickers, I guess, because they do like fluoroscopy and like active x-rays.
00:11:33.000And they do it live and they watch it on the screen.
00:11:42.000No, they do like, it's like live x-ray.
00:15:32.000You know what I was thinking, too, looking at this stuff?
00:15:35.000Anyone who knows anything about construction knows when you have a flooded house that's like second floor or even the entire first floor, what is there of value?
00:16:33.000I understand why those homes were there, but the boats, as Maddie pointed out earlier, that must be some Jewish lightning where you thought, I'm sick of this boat.
00:16:42.000I'm going to leave it here and get the insurance.
00:22:04.000But if Don Lamon is doing it, the guy who used to have his own show, they're clearly trying to, I think they're trying to like bully him out, make him quit so he can't sue for racism.
00:22:20.000Well, when you see a cop who's been in the force for 15 years or even five, and he's doing traffic, you go, oh, you fucked up, but you're being punished.
00:25:25.000It was crystal clear that Gloria Vanderbilt, Anderson Cooper's aristocratic mom, bought him a trip to a dangerous area to give him credibility to start his career.
00:25:37.000And then she bought him, I assume, some spotted scene, and et cetera.
00:25:41.000For a long time, I don't think this is true anymore, but his Wikipedia said he made his career by bringing a Sony handicam to the Bosnian war.
00:25:53.000And filming it and then selling the footage to Channel 4.
00:25:57.000Now, Channel 4 is BBC4, Basically, a well-established news station who had people in Bosnia, they were not taking random hi-8 tapes off of American Sony handy cams and treating it like war footage.
00:26:15.000So he's very defensive when people call him a fraud because he is a complete fraud.
00:26:21.000He's a rich little gay boy whose mommy saw her first son jump off a balcony because he's so spoiled and she doesn't want to tap on the next son, so she bought him a career in journalism.
00:26:32.000And now he's a well-respected man on the street.
00:26:34.000So here's him reacting to that 2018 controversy where he was seen as a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.
00:27:42.000And I point out that there was a road right next to us, which I described because I admitted that there was shallower ground.
00:27:48.000Yeah, that's not what we're talking about, dude.
00:27:51.000talking about the fact that you stood in a ditch for your segment.
00:27:53.000People die in hurricanes, put water on it, the vehicles are able to move on.
00:27:56.000Now, you can argue I didn't need to be saying he was wrong or...
00:27:59.000Or one of the president's former advisors or frankly anything.
00:28:02.000It's crazy because in a 10-minute video, you'd be like, what's the part where he says the main thing where he's down lower and the guy's on the ground?
00:28:19.000Anderson, the problem we had with you, this is what, four years ago now, was that you chose to stand in the deepest part around and your crew chose not to.
00:31:03.000There was a tornado in 1987 in New Rochelle, okay?
00:31:10.000I remember it was about 12.1 in the morning.
00:31:14.000I was watching TV and all of a sudden the iced tea glass, the ashtray, whatever else was on the coffee table in the living room went sliding off, okay?
00:31:31.000And the living room, everything shook.
00:43:40.000The National Jet just hit a record $30 trillion in inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.
00:43:47.000It's only a matter of time before the House of Cards comes crashing down.
00:43:51.000If you have retirement savings, your money could be at serious risk.
00:43:57.000Talk to my friends at Goldco to see how you can protect your retirement with gold and silver before it's too late.
00:44:04.000Now, no one is suggesting you put all of your money into gold and silver, but you'd be remiss not to at least hedge your bets and have some precious metals in your portfolio.
00:46:11.000And I just, I was amazed to see, because I was going through all this shit, finding those clips for you of the various catastrophes, and there's Jaden X. I mentioned this on Getter.
00:46:22.000Free as a bee, hanging out, commenting on the weather.
00:46:37.000So anyway, we're living in an upside-down world where patriots are prosecuted for loving the country and the country itself, the government, encourages domestic terror like kidnapping Governor Whitmer.
00:46:49.000They commit acts of eco-terrorism like blowing up the Nord Stream pipe.
00:48:26.000Okay, so at this point, we're about to go behind the paywall, but we open up the phone line.
00:48:31.000So the super chat's going, and all the money go to Max Hare and John Kinsman, who fought Antifa for 17 seconds and are doing four years in prison.
00:48:42.000John has never seen his three-year-old ever.
00:48:48.000She was conceived during this bullshit.
00:48:52.000But yeah, during the trial, she was conceived.
00:52:51.000The story of January 6th changes drastically, depending on who's telling it.
00:52:57.000The House Selected Committee on January 6th has deemed the incident an attack on the American system, comparable to the bombing of Pearl Harbor or even the terrorist attacks on 9-11.
00:53:08.000It's being investigated as a potential insurrection that could allegedly incriminate former President Donald Trump.
00:53:16.000And it's being used domestically to frame a new narrative on domestic extremism.
00:53:25.000Imagine if the American people actually saw just what happened to Dan Boylan and needs officers to keep portraying themselves as heroes that day.
00:53:36.000He fires at her and strikes her in the left shoulder.
00:53:38.000It's a failure not only of training, but it's also a failure of bystandership and supervision.
00:53:52.000January 6th demands a full and impartial investigation when free from foregone conclusions, hidden agendas.
00:54:00.000It's weird to chant the name of the place that you're trying to overtake and destroy, isn't it?
00:54:04.000Yeah, wait, is this the whole movie or a trailer?
00:56:55.000And when we asked my aunt, we're like, have you guys thought about it all?
00:56:59.000Like, what if he changes his mind when he's an adult?
00:57:02.000And she said that Phoenix Children's Hospital doesn't specifically told them they don't like going over statistics like that because every single person is different.
00:57:15.000And so you can't tell one person's story and compare it to another person's.
00:57:20.000I'm like, that's literally what medicine and science is, right?
00:57:23.000Like we like gather data and say, this is how you perform a surgery where it's successful.
00:58:10.000Right, and Phoenix Children's Hospital is apparently like they're coming to them and saying each person is different, but like if you needed like some kind of stomach surgery, they wouldn't be like, you know, the last 10 people I've done this surgery on, I've cut open their stomach, but every person's different, so we're going to chop off some fingers and see if that works for you.
00:59:38.000And it's unbelievable that this is happening in Phoenix, Arizona, like of all places that we need legislation that really bans this shit from happening.
01:00:02.000You know, me and my father, we don't talk very much, but this is one of the few things we've talked about.
01:00:08.000He lives on the other side of the country, and he wasn't, like, we don't really have a relationship, but he's called me and talked about this.
01:00:16.000And basically, just me and my father have, like, tried to reach out to my aunt, my grandfather, and like begged them to look at, like, some of the detransitioners and stuff, but they just think it's like Republican propaganda.
01:00:36.000We've come so far at this country that we can't even agree that it's not okay to poison a child anymore.
01:02:27.000Ryan, please be Andrew Tate for the rest of this show.
01:02:30.000Again, guys, this money is going to be given to John and Mac, so they get out of jail, and then, boom, they've got a nest egg to work with, as opposed to getting out of jail and being flat broke.
01:02:41.000So now they're up to nine grand each, which is pretty cool.
01:02:45.000I still don't think I have a proper bottle of water.
01:05:41.000Also, I'll bet you a million dollars the guy was black.
01:05:43.000This is a new thing I'm noticing, too.
01:05:45.000Blacks do something bad, like test scores are down in America.
01:05:50.000And it's because black kids, when they had homeschooling, never went.
01:05:54.000And talk to any teacher in the Bronx, they'll say, I would do the Zoom classes, and there'd be one kid there asleep, another kid playing video games, and the other 28 kids wouldn't even show.
01:06:04.000So test scores have plummeted since the pandemic.
01:06:08.000And you know, it's mostly black kids that just, they don't have discipline from their parents because they only have one, and she's 16.
01:07:40.000So I'm talking about like in 10 seconds or so.
01:07:43.000And we'll be taking more calls, reading more super chats, answering more of your letters.
01:07:49.000But only for the people who are willing to pay $10 a month, which I highly recommend, because there's at least three to five hours a day of quality content.
01:19:35.000But what was back when back when my sister got killed by a car crossing the street, they couldn't wait long enough to get my unlisted number.
01:20:02.000It's been 10 years now, but I mean, still, they couldn't wait to get a comment on that.
01:20:07.000Yeah, he's not a member of an extremist group.
01:20:10.000The guy who called just said he was a radical right-winger, and the media ran with that, and they're hoping to hide it because they know the midterms are coming up with this radical extremist group.
01:21:04.000We did have a random guy that was trying to start basically a white supremacist compound by buying up one of the tiny small towns and buying up everything.
01:21:16.000But basically, everybody in that area of the state drove him out.
01:22:53.000I bet he doesn't even know what his tartan is.
01:22:56.000A lot of people say that it was the English that got the Scots obsessed with their various tartans because the aristocracy would come up to Scotland and they want to hunt and they'd be like, which is your tartan?
01:23:09.000What is the hunting tartan for this particular clan?
01:23:12.000And the Scots, I think they chose their particular tartans based on what berries were available for what dyes.
01:23:18.000So they had a loose affiliation like this area was a lot of blueberries, so tartans tended to be blue.
01:23:24.000But I think it was the hungry English who wanted to sort of appropriate their culture that ended up making them solidify all of these tartans to mean, this is my tartan, my hunting tartan.
01:23:36.000I think it was pretty loose before the English got a boner for it.
01:23:40.000But I don't think I've met a bonafide Scot who gives a shit about any of that stuff.
01:23:49.000When they moved away and they have our accents and they go back to Scotland for a wedding, they're all into the dagger and the sock and everything.
01:24:53.000So Johns Hopkins, doctor, and her U.S. Army major spouse, who's also a doctor, have been inclined, have been indicted for attempting to sell medical information of U.S. military personnel to Russia.
01:25:06.000Those people include intelligence community members who are assisting Ukraine military, blah, blah, blah.
01:25:11.000Anna Gabrelian, first picture, and Jamie Lee Henry, second picture.
01:25:18.000They had security clearance at Fort Bragg.
01:25:20.000They met with an undercover FBI agent who they thought was a Russian agent.
01:25:26.000And Major Jamie Lee Henry is also the first publicly out-transgendered active U.S. Army officer.
01:25:34.000In her interview with BuzzFeed, she said, people say, is this a choice?
01:29:13.000It seems like after the vaccines and Trump losing, the whole country is just doing whatever the media tells them.
01:29:21.000And, you know, if the media tells them that Putin's bad and Ukraine needs to all defend Ukraine and they want to spend $100 billion for Ukraine, everyone's just flying the Ukraine flags up.
01:29:34.000Well, there was a study that they did via Twitter where they discovered that people who support Ukraine, something like 70% of the accounts they follow are bots.
01:29:45.000And people who are dubious of Ukraine and aren't that quick to judge Putin have something like 10% bots.
01:29:54.000So the people you're seeing support Ukraine are being brainwashed by robots.
01:30:01.000Well, that's something I haven't considered.
01:30:02.000I'm openly supporting Putin in the war.
01:32:28.000If they were hiring left-handed people, if they were hiring gingers, if they had any sort of preference outside of meritocracy, it's going to fail.
01:32:42.000That's the short end of the stick, long and short of it.
01:32:45.000One other neat piece of information is how the Bengals were notoriously being arrested during Marvin Lewis' tenure.
01:33:05.000I noticed on Anthony So you keep saying you want to hang with dudes like Paul Rubens, Glenn Beck, Adam Carollo, and they don't want to hang with you.
01:33:13.000This is the same with you and your fans.
01:33:15.000They want to hang out, and you ignore them and shit on them.
01:34:34.000Ryan, after stuffing your fat gut with all the incredible, delectable delights Maddie creates for you, slaving over the hot stove, dodging flying shards of glass that misses Juggler by millimeters, did you ever once offer to do the dishes?
01:34:50.000More than likely, you sit back on the couch with your belt loosened off, hairless gut hanging out, burping and farting, while Maddie yet again takes the responsible path and cleans up the carnage that now exists within Maddie's shitty little kitchen.
01:35:06.000And then they call you a disgusting animal.
01:37:11.000You can't do combat if you're flat-footed, for fuck's sakes, or you got shin splints.
01:37:16.000So if you come from the most suicidal demographic in the country by far, like by orders of 10, then no, you cannot.
01:37:26.000And this guy, I can't tell if it's the cis woman or the fake woman, but one of them tried to join the Russian military to fight against Ukraine.
01:38:22.000This is important video for trans men.
01:38:24.000One, they must watch videos like this and enjoy watching them.
01:38:31.000Two, they have to understand they will be doing the work to create things like this.
01:38:36.000Three, they have to understand the extremely high mortality rate that things like this cost to create.
01:38:43.000I don't think it's the mortality rate's that bad anymore, dude, for building bridges.
01:38:47.000Four, finally, have the foresight to understand that when building things like this, they will need to take into consideration thermal expansion and solutions to solve things like this and any unforeseen natural consequence.
01:39:00.000So if you think that you are male, you're born in a woman's body, but you cut your tits off, I want you to know that we hereby insist that you enjoy this.
01:43:46.000You can see how cleverly they had to plan the shapes and sizes of these cells so that the tower would finally achieve the shape which it was intended to be.
01:44:38.000Hey, Gavin, you often speak about black unemployment rates being an all-time record during the Trump administration.
01:44:42.000You also talk about how companies are clamoring to employ underqualified black people and women, and in the woke era to put them in the front window of the store.
01:44:50.000Is it possible black unemployment rates during the Trump era are an effect of woke corporations hiring affirmative action hires?
01:44:58.000Anyway, I love your new sunglasses and Ryan, cut your fucking hair.
01:46:19.000I mean, like, he brought it up as like he'd been thinking about it for a long time, and he knew it wasn't going to be a popular opinion, you know, but he was like going to say it anyways.
01:46:28.000And I mean, we're, we're kind of neutral.
01:46:31.000My husband and I are kind of, you know, we don't dislike Trump necessarily, but it just seems with the extreme pendulum that, you know, the politics always seem to swing back and forth, like it just seems to be going in a really steady right-wing authoritarian direction, which, you know, it might save the country, obviously, but it seems a little concerning, too, at some point.
01:47:07.000I mean, it's like it's a little Singaporean, which like to some extent, obviously it works for some countries, but I don't know.
01:47:15.000We know that you're a Trump fan, and we're not Trump fans necessarily, but it just seems with the way that everything's being set up.
01:47:23.000And we think at this point, everything's a psyop, right?
01:47:26.000We're like super skeptical about everything.
01:47:28.000So like, yeah, like, do you at all think that potentially that he could be being positioned as like this savior for the American people where people really think that he's going to save America, but it's just another step along the way in a bigger plan?
01:47:49.000I do think, though, that there should be some serious charges for drug dealers who deal fentanyl.
01:47:56.000You've got to know that you're killing people.
01:47:58.000And opioids, that should be, correct me if I'm wrong, Maddie, but isn't that the way it is now with drug dealers where if you give someone opioids and they OD, you're fucked.
01:48:48.000Yeah, I definitely don't believe that.
01:48:50.000I think that's why you can tell how close someone is to the target by how much they're persecuted.
01:48:56.000And the fact that they're breaking into his house, stealing all of his personal documents, claiming that they were declassified, shows that he is over the target.
01:49:06.000The fact that Matt Goetz is getting framed and accused of raping a 17-year-old shows that he's over the target.
01:49:13.000Ron DeSantis is also being investigated.
01:51:02.000And I'm calling on Republicans and Democrats immediately to institute, to get to Washington and institute the death penalty for drug dealers you will no longer have.
01:56:20.000And I forget who it was, Tarana Burke, or the 1619 Project woman, I think, who said, can you believe we had to fight just for the right to have hair grow out of our heads?
01:56:32.000And you're like, no, that's not what the fight's about.
01:56:35.000It's about you looking like a fucking clown chip.
01:56:37.000I feel like the military shouldn't be touched, but when you have fucking trainees selling secrets, you know, like there's really no stopping these people.
01:57:53.000I called to complain about this briefing that I had this morning in the military, actually.
01:57:59.000Some big wig dude came down and we had like an all call and he told us all like right off the bat that if you weren't supportive of transgender people or gay people or whoever it is in the military, then you know the military is a place for you.
01:58:38.000It has to be because they're scrambling right now, like trying to get fucking, they're not going to make their recruitment shit this year, 2022.
01:58:46.000And they're all like, oh, what the fuck are we going to do?
01:58:48.000So we'll just go along with the fucking media.
01:58:50.000And, you know, we're going to be inclusive and diverse.
01:58:53.000I get trained on this shit like every other week because people are getting their feelings hurt in fucking military.
01:59:00.000And the problem is that puts your life in danger because the beauty of hazing in a military sense is you see who's a pussy, who's going to cry, who's going to be a Sergeant Pyle and blow his head off.
01:59:13.000You don't want to be in the trenches, in the foxholes with those guys.
01:59:17.000You want to be with guys who can handle a ribbing.
01:59:21.000Yeah, I don't want some weak-ass fucking trainee who's worried about whether or not they have a dick pulling me out of a foxhole when my leg's been blown off.