GOML LIVE #173
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 9 minutes
Words per Minute
155.59912
Hate Speech Sentences
109
Summary
On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn, the crew talks about the Stoned driver who plowed into a group of police officers, a 15 year old boy who was caught on camera jerking off in the back seat of his car, and why you should stop doing that.
Transcript
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You could have an aneurysm on a toilet, and you never know.
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Now you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
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I am never gonna financially recover from this.
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They're throwing themselves into the road gladly!
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but it sounds like some fucking commie gobbledygook.
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I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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Put your hand on that Bible and stop jerking off.
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This is not no game, you can't let the devil win.
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If you're like that guy, let the Holy Spirit in.
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But if you don't, then this cycle ain't gonna never end.
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Couldn't find out any information about this guy.
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If you're a single, young single man in your early 20s, you will be better at getting laid if you deny yourself pornography.
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If you're married, it makes you not accept no for an answer.
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I don't want to say you rape your wife, but you get sex.
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Now, 15-year-old boys, can you really tell them to not jerk off?
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Tim was a cop for a long time, but because of that thing that went on in Los Angeles, everyone seen this?
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25 rookies plowed into by some stoned Mexican teen.
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This is very racist of me, but when I saw it was a Mexican teen, I thought, eh, they're not really that political.
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Like when you saw the Wauisha driver and he's got the dreads, you're like, you're a BLM rapper and you hate white people.
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His parents say his family's in law enforcement.
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Driver who allegedly hit 25 police recruits bail set at 2 million.
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Police said he passed a sobriety test, but he may have been under the influence of a recreational drug.
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I mean, it's bad for adult men, but when you're that age, like, I remember praying to God to stop the boners.
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I was going to say, don't they, do they have to?
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Yeah, it's like telling an alligator not to swim.
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Before we get into the cop life, we should probably explain what we do on Thursdays to newcomers.
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It's free for about the first half, and we put that up on all the podcasty stuff.
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We have a super chat here, and we donate the money to Max and John, two friends of ours who are doing four years for beating up Antifa.
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I'm actually dipping into that kitty to the tune of five grand because they're appealing it.
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But they're going to keep appealing even after they're done.
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And again, Antifa picked a fight and they lost the fight.
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They actually told the cops to fuck off to give credit where credit is due.
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But the state thought we love right-wing violence.
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So just like they turned January 6th into the Holocaust and 9-11, they turned that silly street fight that lasted 17 seconds into the apocalypse and that sent two innocent men to prison for four fucking years.
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For example, our comedy show was shut down by NYC Antifa.
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And it was like, shut down, proud boy, whatever.
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And meanwhile, it was a comedy show with me, Anthony, and Josh.
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So I said on the show, I said, let's try to find these people.
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It's fat and female and ugly for the most part.
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The male component in New York is overeducated skinny kids.
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But it's not proud boys that are dressed In black, it's totally different.
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I mean, in the Pacific Northwest, it's not overeducated pussies, it's undereducated meth heads and ugly fat chicks.
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But the men seem to change as you travel throughout the country.
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They seem more drug addict-y on the West Coast.
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But it's some Colombian immigrant chick who's a vegan.
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And her first order of business in her new country is to start fucking with people's right to free speech.
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I'm trying in a different browser, but getting similar results.
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But shouldn't the Wayback Machine be undeletable?
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Yeah, even the Wayback, like, the border would load and be like, hey, hey, we're working on that.
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She talks a lot about speciesism and how we have to abolish speciesism.
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I'm going to remain a proud, patriotic speciesist.
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If you find these musicians and you say, that was a great interview you did with, what's her name again?
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You can hear her talking as she interviews these guys.
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Keegan, tell us about what your project is about.
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There's like a lot of really positive messages in hardcore.
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Because if you're not into aggressive music, you're not going to listen to the message.
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So I wanted to create music that people outside of hardcore can actually listen to and get the same positive.
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the guy is not the focus of attention here So she's a radical leftist Colombian immigrant, is what we know.
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Anyway, so see what you guys can do if you get closer to that.
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I feel like 4chan can find some like a puddle reflection and be like, this is exactly what she looks like.
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Yeah, just hey, hey, Reddit, pretend that she killed cats.
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If that was an abducted eight-year-old girl, no one would have given a shit.
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But because it's a cat in a microwave, the whole army of internet found the fucking guy.
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Yeah, Antifa's been going pretty crazy recently.
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They vandalized the studio, Anthony's studio, spray painting the sidewalk and a nearby retail store.
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And here's my theory, what these fat chicks do.
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And they say, we'll pay you, you know, 200 bucks to, or maybe even just 100 bucks to spray paint this at this location.
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And then they're trying to think of what to say.
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We'll Venmo you the remaining $70 if when we see that it's done, you can prove it and you send pictures.
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You can tell it's different handwriting, right?
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So the implication there is that it's a proud boy who's mad that I turned on the club and became a fed.
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But to also at the same time be an Antifa guy who's saying this is an Antifa zone.
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Now we have an Antifa guy and an angry proud boy are hand in hand going around graffitiing together.
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together that's not plausible guys you got to keep your message singular just say antifazone gavin fuck off got it don't be a mad proud boy at the same time dummies we're against ugly fat chicks and i bet that girl the no-ego Chick was attractive until Antifa made her ugly.
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All right, should we uh should we do some cop shit?
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You see, it's pretty crazy because the only thing that's gonna that's gonna be less reported on than the Waukesha Wakisha Wakashaw.
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We had the Snapchat, and then I went off at a tangent.
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All correct statements that are factual and backed up.
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That guy probably the people he works with probably hate him.
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I actually met some people who work with him, and I think he's known as pretty slow.
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Well, a lot of my friends are cops, so I don't know where the line is.
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And you've got a history with our co-host here, Maddie Odell.
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He knew a guy that used to relentlessly break my balls.
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Yeah, I think there was a little obsession with Hells Angels.
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He would come to Training Day, or one of his closer friends would come to Training Day.
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And I would hear these stories because they worked down here.
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That guy pulled me over in so many different jurisdictions, like different counties.
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Well, he was a T-Way trooper, so he worked for the Thruway, so he could go anywhere on the New York State TV.
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Well, to be fair, I mean, you were wearing your collars, and your pipes were a little loud.
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He goes, do you know I had to do 140 miles an hour to catch you?
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The worst thing was, I was going up to another Charter's anniversary.
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So I had a buddy of mine follow me in a car behind me.
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So as I'm going up 87 North, I think it's Slotsburg or something like that.
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There's a rest area on the right-hand side of the New York State Thruway.
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So I see the state trooper car coming out of the rest area.
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So I intentionally slow down to let him come out, and he cuts right across the highway to go into the southbound lanes.
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So once he goes down, the roads are a little off.
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So he goes down to go into the southbound lanes.
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I just open it up and take off because I'm only going up to like Woodbury, like exit 16.
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I go in and out of like two or three tractor trailers and gone.
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So I slow down a little bit and then he pulls up and throws the lights on and I'm like, pop.
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Yeah, he's not with the state police anymore, but he's still a cop.
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What was that weird picture I saw of him wearing Hell's Angels gear?
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Yeah, he was holding it, but that stuff he was wearing wasn't real.
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He'd be like, yeah, I'm not going to show up at court anyway.
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I'm like, so then why pull me over and fucking give me tickets?
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Well, can we talk about the origins of the photographs?
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Well, the whole pictures that I showed you on the side of the highway.
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And the trooper had no idea that the FBI was actually watching Maddie.
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He stops them, and they're taking pictures of the incident.
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And he's got no idea that the pictures were ever taken.
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And then the trooper was contacted by the feds later and said, hey, you got an email.
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We'll send you some cool pictures we took of your stop.
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And then later on, when I met Maddie years down the road, I show him the pictures and just blows his mind.
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I'm coming down from Troy one day, from like up by Albany.
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I don't think I went below 100 miles an hour the whole way.
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So I'm coming up by the Palisades Parkway, like exit 14 or something like that before you come into like fucking Woodbury.
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He's getting off the exit, so I pass him, then he fucking pulls back on the highway, pulls me over.
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So, I did a thing that because I used to be notorious, the state troopers in that area hated me because I would just break their fucking balls because they would just pull me off of bullshit.
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Like going 140 miles an hour, like leave me alone.
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So, the first thing I do, he pulls me over, so I put the kickstand down, I get off the bike, I walk in front of the bike, and now I'm facing them.
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Because they just like you to be on the bike with your hands on them.
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So, I'm doing that because I know being defiant.
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So, what I didn't know was that a white cheap Cherokee had pulled over behind me, like going southbound, and pulled over.
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And the cop looks at me, he goes, are they with you?
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And I turn around and I look and I see this white cheap Cherokee.
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And I go, I have no fucking idea who the fuck that is.
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So he was license registration, so I give him the paperwork.
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I go, would you take fucking radar from the exit ramp?
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He goes, come on, you know what you're doing here.
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So he's like, you know, license registration, comes back out.
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And he waves like this to the car in front of me.
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Yeah, didn't you get in an altercation where you kicked off a guy's side mirror and then the Fed showed up and said, what are you doing?
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Yeah, I was going to work one day, and some guy tried to push me off into like, there was construction, there was little cones.
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So some people usually bash the mirror off with their hands, but I just jumped up and kicked it off the guy's car.
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And I'm looking at my, I'm like, there's no cop cars behind me.
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So it's like this little fucking Chevy blue car.
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He's wearing like jeans and a fucking polo shirt, like a golf shirt.
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I said, well, you need to show me something that says you're the police.
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So he pulls out his creds and shows me his credentials.
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So the guy getting out of the other side of the car was a guy who investigated me for like nine years.
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The FBI guy, but he's the one who fucked me on my parole, my federal parole on the last day.
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He's the one who got me sent back to federal prison.
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So they're like, what the fuck are you doing out here, Maddie?
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I said, oh, you just happen to be behind me, huh?
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He goes, yeah, we couldn't believe it when you jumped up on your seat and kicked the mirror off that guy's car.
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That's why you broke up with that chick because she couldn't take it anymore.
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They told her, we're going to keep following you.
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They would go to the house and be like, we're never going to stop.
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She was like, I want to get married and have kids.
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Was this after you got out of prison or before you went to prison?
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Yeah, but I mean, the one with our trooper friend, that was after.
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I mean, I've done years in New York State, like a year here, a year there.
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All right, let's get to some crime and cop stuff.
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I was reading this in the newspaper today, and I couldn't find it online, which is a pet peeve I've had for a while.
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New York Post, you need tiny URLs at the bottom of all your print articles.
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I'm one of the only people left that actually holds a physical paper, and you're not making it easy for us.
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So this isn't online, but it's called a turf battle.
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And this is going on in Brownsville, which is East New York, right?
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And the way it works is there's one gang will have like five projects, housing estates, whatever.
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And then the other gang will have the other five.
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So the two big gangs there are the woos and the choos.
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And they kill each other, not as much as they could.
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I mean, it's like a murder every, you know, two or three a year.
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Doesn't seem like a lot for where you know where your ops lives.
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Yeah, but when there's too many bodies, it's no good for business.
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Okay, this is really stupid, but I don't get how you make lots of money on drugs in the hood.
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That's people come from outside the hood to buy drugs in the hood.
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When I was in PSA4, they locked up Scott Wyland from Stone Temple Pilots.
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He went into a housing project and bought on his own.
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I like the way your little bunny tail is sticking out of the bottom of your crotch there.
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uh Scott William went into the projects to buy heroin?
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But everybody knows him from that band, so he's good.
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Yo, this nigga born and broken every single time.
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Yo, you know Chris Cornell, that sound guiding nigga?
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I think that day he got arrested in New York City, he was on Howard Stern earlier that day saying how he was clean.
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He got abundant buying heroin a couple hours later.
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He was like, I'm going to get some of that shit.
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It's like when you watch Intervention and you're like, I feel like a drink.
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Woo, a subset of Wave Gang, and Chu, members of Hood Stars, have been at war since 2010, according to law enforcement sources.
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But the violence took a particularly violent turn in July 2020 after Wu member shamed Shamel Boomer was fatally gunned down by a member of the Bergen fam, another gang.
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Even though a Chu member didn't kill Boomer, the gang relished the death and began taunting their rival.
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And the previous generation's drug dealers, Millennials and Gen X, they're like, I don't know what the fuck's going on with these kids.
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We used to sort of focus on drugs and maybe territory occasionally.
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The Woos and the Choos sounds a lot like the Hootsies and the Tootsies, doesn't it?
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I recognize him from a Looney Tunes cartoon at night.
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I think I see one guy in there that looks trustable vaguely, Anthony McRae and Brian Rodriguez, kind of.
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Like, could they even look remotely part of society?
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Like, some people, you know, in this look like demons.
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My point is, with these new street, the drill rapper hoodlums, there is no regard for life or death.
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And they'll just go to each other's projects and say, and Facebook live stream and go, hey, I'm out here in front of the ops.
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So while crime has gotten that stupid, at least in the old days, it was about territories and drugs, we are telling the police that they can't do their jobs.
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I got a death threat for saying the cops should be defunded.
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And then on top of that, they've got all this affirmative action where they're getting chicks involved.
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Crime no longer has any rules, so you can't get informants or do your job.
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Now, when you see cops run, they got a lot of shit around their waist, right?
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And cops go, okay, I got to run fast, but I have all this shit on me, so I'm going to run really aggressively.
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Like it's a tough mutter thing, because I got the weight.
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Women are like, I want to run, but I have this weight on me.
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I'll do a little turkey trot when I run because that's the best you're going to get, folks.
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They don't get the concept of, I need to fucking run through this motherfucker's face like it's football.
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Grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her.
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Grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her.
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I know I'm missing the whole point of the video.
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It's about concerned citizens not being concerned, but I'm just obsessed with the white woman's run.
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Yeah, he looks like he's on mile seven of a marathon.
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Or this is another example of female cops making everyone's life worse.
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Now, I don't understand why an allegedly blind guy has a walking cane folded up in his back pocket.
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This guy Is oh oh oh well, you could probably find it.
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You should be like, be a black woman who, you know, is Black Lives Matter and all that shit.
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You're saying nah, right now, in the middle of something we can't show because you use your face.
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But she pulls this guy over and she goes, I need your ID.
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It's one of those collapsible canes that goes click, click, click, click that blind people have.
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It's like, when you fold up those things, they're this big.
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Do you want me to put you in a pink house right now?
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It looks like you're carrying a gun in your back pocket.
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I'm stopping to make sure you're carrying it properly.
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That wasn't a great move while you were making it.
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And by the way, I'm sorry that I don't have an account that we could.
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And is it different with state troopers than it is with normal cops?
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State troopers partner up from midnight till 5 a.m.
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He was chopping down a tree, a branch off a tree, and he wanted to be protected.
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He double back in 18 places and was wearing a turtle shell for a year and a half.
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So when you go around the forest bopping field mice on the head, he's making fun of your tail.
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Little bunny foo-foo, I don't want to see you Scooping up the field nice and bopping them on the head Yeah, I mean, what are they going to do?
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All right, let's, here's the important, sort of the reason I'm doing this today.
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This is what no one ever talks about with cops.
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And I had one dude tell me, he goes, you know, people look at the stats and they go, well, you say your job's dangerous, but not that many of you die.
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Just because we're not dead doesn't mean we didn't get shot at.
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Oh yeah, you gotta go to the beginning of this.
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And cars don't protect you from bullets, really.
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I mean, I guess if you went down, you just got to get through the engine and everything if you're going to get the battery.
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Like, you see right there where the post comes out from the windshield and the door?
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Like, those are the best chances to deflect off that.
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But the best place to be would be behind that motor and the drivetrain and the wheel and the brakes.
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I mean, if that's the only cover you have, you know, that's the only cover you have.
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But a bullet will go right through both doors and out the other side.
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We had that conversation one day with Tommy Ranger.
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And shooting through glass is not too good either.
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And some of them have bulletproof glass, but very few.
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I know, like, the Bearcats and the SWAT vehicles have them.
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Hey, a lot of people forget that there's a lot of room underneath the car, so if you see people under there, you can shoot them in the legs.
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Here's another encounter, typical cop encounter.
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So, this guy is told exactly like George Floyd: Hey man, can you come over here?
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This guy's trying to pass off counterfeit money.
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Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna stop this guy in the street.
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Well, you passed a counterfeit dollar bill back.
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But in the hospital, they said, you're going to live, but as far as conversations go, you're only going to be able to talk to people like Ryan Katsu Rivera.
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Not if he was used to talking to normal people.
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You're going to have enough brain damage to be cool.
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And I know there's people at home going, oh, yeah, of course you're going to show black dudes.
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Why don't you show Dylan Roof and some of the mass shooters?
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All the white people shooting up schools and stuff.
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Like, zoom in on that first row and we'll go down.
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Keep in mind that blacks are 14% of the population.
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It's the fact that they don't have like a manifesto or something that makes them nothing.
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I'm happy none of these rookies died from that guy who plowed into them.
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I mean, maybe they still will, but you ram a car into 25 people?
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Hollywood is doing okay for diverse representation, but crime is killing it.
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You know what bothers me, though, is people are bummed when they see this because they want there to be white women.
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Which reminded me of something I forgot to get to the beginning of this show.
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For you folks that are just watching for free or listening for free, we made this show free to showcase the show as like a teaser, but it's nothing like any of the other shows.
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The other shows are more like Daily Wire meets Howard Stern, meets Tucker Carlson and stuff.
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We go through the news and discuss the news and maybe make a few jokes or have a few funny sketches or something.
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But this is more typical of our Monday, Tuesday, Friday shows.
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Go down, no, no, to the thing he's talking about and click on the first picture.
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San Francisco launches guaranteed income program for transgender community.
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Now, when you first hear that, you think, okay, I have to picture a world where like trannies, there's a bounty out for them and you just hunt them and kill them and they're barely alive and they're covered in rags and we take them in and say, here's some food.
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We'll try to stop you from being shot, but don't go out at night or you're going to get killed.
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That's kind of the world, this crazy video game scenery they're giving us.
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Not remotely true, but it's much gayer than that.
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This is the list of people who are considered trans.
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So because I like spanking girls in high-heel boots, I get free money.
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This is where they wear rubber suits and like pour custard on each other.
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You get free welfare if you pour custard on a woman in a rubber suit?
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If you're unemployed, then you get welfare anyway.
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But what I'm trying to figure out, like, because they can't go out and work?
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You know, if you're known as gay in San Francisco, your life's over.
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Aromantic means you just fuck people and you're not into them.
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Asexual, every woman, post-menopausal woman gets free money.
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Bisexual, all drunk girls in college get free money.
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When you only have sex with people that you have a connection with.
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In other words, you only fuck people that turn you on.
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You know who fucks people that aren't attracted to processing.
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If you're gay in San Francisco, you get free money.
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I don't want to see you skipping the field mice and bop on them on the head.
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The person who put this up on social media said, New York is a brand.
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Because Eric Adams, our wonderful mayor, was bragging about how amazing it is to be in New York City.
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Yeah, that was the guy I seen this the other day.
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Yeah, he's from that project, and the other guy's from Marcus Garvey Estates.
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gets in a white lexus and takes off How could you miss him?
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Wait, did the original stabber just get run away?
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The original stabber, not stabby, just got out of that white car and ran away.
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How do you not die after being shot six or seven times?
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Go back to when he first started shooting at the car.
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Like, when you're the first, like, I remember the first time I was in a gun.
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Anytime the adrenaline dump that goes into your body, like, you lose kind of, like, all fine motor skills.
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Like, at first, because you're not used, like, you're just overwhelmed.
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So, even though he was running up to the car shooting.
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He was kind of, like, I don't know why he was stabbed, but the cops just shot the wrong guy.
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Yeah, we would always tell tales about Gun Hill Road or hear stories about Gun Hill Road as a co-op city-er.
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There's a great bar down there called, it's got a baseball name.
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Yeah, rumors of like, oh, maybe the Astros cheating again, you know?
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He was screaming, call 9-1-1, or call an ambulance, I'm going to die.
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And they're going to roll them over and put them in cuffs.
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If he lived, that guy is fucking blessed by the Lord.
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Whoa, thanks to Rogue Action, this PHX PD officer.
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You don't want the bullets to spill out, dummy.
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In Paris, where the FBI sends me regularly, this guy, unlike the dude where they said, stop him, don't you want to be a good citizen?
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These other places ain't got swagger like that.
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No, the swagger's going to stay on the streets where it belongs.
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Every stealing pass you might get slammed again.
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Paris, I believe, is the most heavily surveilled city in the world.
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I think Jay-Z and Kanye West wrote a song about this.
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And the whole town gets together and beat him up.
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Like, let's not get the police involved in everything.
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So he hit an old dude, then he gets on his bike, and the fireman are like, no.
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You see, actually, the fact that there was no swaggle in that clip, that was in 2020.
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I have to listen to Eric Adams before I continue this.
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Yeah, Eric Adams just sounds like a little kid.
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You should see this queen he just hired for New York City.
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Over a dozen shootings, a couple dozen shootings over a holiday weekend.
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Oh, looks like he has got some sword damage on there.
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Was he at the Renaissance fair when you were there?
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He's the grand dragon to invest a bunch of jobs and make it all every hire he does is black.
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I always love seeing these kind of stories where someone is just ready.
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These kids, before the garage door can close, they jump in to get them.
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He has, what, four seconds to be ready for this?
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See, we're okay with defunding the police if we're all allowed to be armed.
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If you want to go back to the wild, wild west, as Eric Adams calls it, then let us fucking be absolutely.
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I thought this was an interesting take on Takeoff.
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we talked about an interview on the show a couple years ago with Takeoff where we could not understand a fucking word he was saying nor could the black interviewer guy but this is a Because it was like miscommunication, right?
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You're not going to see Jeff Bezos and Leonardo DiCaprio and a bunch of rich Caucasian men shooting dice.
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Jeff Bezos, like, wait a minute, Leo, didn't you look at my blast?
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I'm not going to be shooting dice at 2.30 in the morning in front of a closed bowling alley.
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We're the only mother that can't figure out how to get shit structured.
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Black people, I'm sorry to tell you, if you're watching this video, we're the laughingstock of America.
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We're the only people in the news that keep them by gun violence publicly.
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Our celebrities keep popular people in our community keep and by our own hands.
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There's a running list of all the rappers that are killed lately.
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Nobody takes the record labels with drill rappers, they'll go, where are you from?
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And you say Scarsdale, and they're like, and then you say Gunhill Road, and they're like, what part of Gunhill Road?
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Then they'll maybe call some Woos and be like, do you know this guy?
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And then they're like, good, yeah, you're authentic.
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But what that means is I'm more likely to die soon.
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And the record labels go, that's great for business.
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Yeah, I think that might be their source of income.
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He said the only rappers who ever go like diamond, like 10 million, were Tupac after he got killed and Biggie after he got killed.
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He's like, you got to get shot and killed in order to go diamond and rap.
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All I know is if you can't handle swaggle, get out the kitchen.
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I'm not going to blame the record labels, actually.
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Like, what if someone signed one of the Hootsies when they were killing the Tutsis and got some money as they ripped everyone's heads off?
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I mean, they chopped each other up with hatchets.
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You're hiring with like people with pre-existing conditions, basically.
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Pre-insurance company where they want you to retire.
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This is how that guy talked, speaking of Laughingstock.
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Yeah, this is that interview where there's a fight that happens because he doesn't understand what he's saying.
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Amigo's with us here on the BT Awards carpet, looking like a fashion spread.
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Meaning they have a lot of jewelry on them, I suppose.
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Listen, I feel like there's like a running joke with you being left off Bad and Bougie.
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Like, how do you feel with the group is succeeding, but sometimes people pinpoint, like, why isn't he here?
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You think I left Bad and Bougie, but the guy cannot fucking understand him.
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I thought this was interesting that in prison, which is Lord of the Flies, these black dudes seem to police themselves better than they do on the streets.
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Like he was saying, a lot of times we have a lot of influence in these prisons.
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One thing that I've learned that we as bloods and crips in these prisons, on these prison yards, we don't need to gangbang against each other.
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So if we don't gangbang against each other on these prison yards, why is it that we continue to let that stuff go on in the streets?
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You break these rules, something's going to happen to you.
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See, on the streets, we got certain type of rules, but we don't have them.
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Like a crew couldn't just come and do something to me.
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They got to actually go to the bloods and ask the bloods, look, this is going on.
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Yeah, I'm going to beat up Clint Delvecchio down by the schoolyard.
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Well, a fight is like no headgear, eight-ounce gloves or whatever the fuck.
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You still, for the four days after, this is all tender.
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And I just, for my own sense of pride, I can't go back there and just wash it away because he said he'll pay for the damage.
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For those of you not caught up, a boxer was going to the Hall of Fame.
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And his kids got wasted because it was an open bar.
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And on the way back, wrecked the back of my car, my Jaguar.
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And so the owner of the gym said, I'll pay for it.
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Then I went to this other gay gym that Ryan goes to.
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Why didn't you come to the gym this week, by the way?
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I've been going to the other gym, but I was thinking about maybe going twice a week or going every day.
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So I would go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
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I was like, if he would just call me and say, look, man, I'm sorry.
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So I went to one of the guys and I go, can you just say to him, why don't you just offer him a few free months, man?
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He can't, and I would never, I'd rather die than go back there after all that and not get anything.
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But I was at the point where I was like, say you're going to give me free months and lie, and I won't notice on my bank statement.
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I just need something to walk through the door, you know?
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He was starstruck to see Ryan, if you can even wrap your head around that.
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Oh, is that the guy that he met you outside and he was like, holy shit, the first day that I went there?
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So you're going back to the old barber and pizza shop?
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Ladies and gentlemen, coming out of Yonkers, New York, Harley Heavyhands.
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Apparently all of McLaren Avenue is there at his fights.
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That was like the best intro I've ever done, and you said nothing about it.
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Dishdila Musk but requires a lot of patients to probably listen to it because it's What was that?
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Yeah, he said either stay and work hard or get three months' severance and kick fucking rocks.
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Do you think cops will like the beginning of this show?
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It was like a giant tribute to you and your people.
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You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
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Oh, you should put the number on the screen here.
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You should try to get him on the show that Vietnam War was some wild shit.
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I hate to be cynical, but there's no fucking way Ryan's grandfather is going to trek out to the Bronx.
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He'll probably get PTSD when he comes to the studio.
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There's no way he's going to talk on camera about his Vietnam War story.
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Maybe a conversation where I kind of just sitting there nodding.
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I mean, you know, that transcribing a book idea, he might be open for that.
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People do this for a living, like Anthony's book.
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Someone sat there, he just related all the stories.
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They go do some research and find out it was the 13th platoon that was in Phnom Penh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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His story is like before and after the war, too.
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Oh, the Bronx and heroin and crack and crime and gangs.
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Yeah, it's all like, you know, movies don't even come close to this guy's life.
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And people think that I'm like a heavy shit war movie vet because I've seen so many war movies.
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Like, I've seen platoon pockets now, and I know that's a huge deal.
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And I think that's a bigger deal than watching a movie about it stone.
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But I think he was only stone through it like very small times.
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I don't know yet, but I'll tell you when we get there, baby.
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Do you know how mad people get when they see that?
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It's not like I have a weird fetish and hair has to be a certain amount of people.
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As far as my day-to-day walking down the street, New York City, millions of people a day.
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You sound like those people in those up-ity neighborhoods.
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Hey, listen, I'm trying to hair you out, but, you know.
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Someone wrote in and said, Chad Loader has auto-block when you follow Andy No and other people.
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Also, speaking of Ryan, stop the fucking laugh track.
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I'm trying to hear people talk, and all I hear is this stupid fucking laugh track and ooh and clapping.
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Nick Mullen keeps lumping everyone who's not, who's slightly mega in with the KKK and Stormfront and stuff.
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Yeah, he's a little, you know, he's a special guy.
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I'm actually going to script it and then just do all the voices for the podcast at some point.
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But My spec script for The Simpsons where Homer gets red-pilled, and then Marge has to tolerate finding out about the all-right and stuff.
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He's like, Marge, did you know that the Jews are using cultural Marxism to turn Bart gay?
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Oh, but you're still using it in a derogatory way.
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Homer, why are you spending so much money on the Anthony Coomi and that one?
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But it was unfair what he did with Anthony Coome.
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I can't believe that they're trying to pass him off as...
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How the beloved uncle of John Fetterman's wife, Giselle, was a Brazilian spy whose illegal wiretaps triggered a political scandal and ministerial resignations.
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Let's get the super chat up and take a look at it.
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One time I got a text, it said, right after my address was doxed, and it said, look out your window, Fashy.
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And then I went out there and there was no one there.
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And I thought, if I was to, like, go to an Antifa's house and I said, are we ready, boys?
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This is starting to look like Ryan Katsu Rivera's fault.
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Okay, well, I'm going to start over and get the super chat going.
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I have a question regarding the influence of screens on any kind of parenting.
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How exactly do you handle the screen addiction?
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How do you keep yourself from dancing at your phone?
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It's a hard thing to do, even when I am knowingly addicted to my phone.
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I've got a five-year-old stepson with another one arriving in March time, then not in December.
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And I'm trying to do as much things right as I can, at least parenting-wise.
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And if you want to cheat and come and get your phone, you just added a day to no screen time.
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You just stick them under a random couch cushion and make it different every time, under a towel there.
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They'd have to rip the whole house apart to find.
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But they start to know after a while that there's no negotiation.
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Now, as far as you on your phone, that's another story.
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What I say to the kids on No Screens Day is, I'll give you five bucks if you catch me on my phone.
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And then if I have to do anything, I go to the bathroom.
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But I told you I bought that little light bright mini phone, and I've just been lugging around with me with my other fucking dumb iPhone in my pocket.
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Like, I got Tommy Sodomayer on the network just by texting.
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I'm also talking to the dudes at I'm Doing Great.
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So there's major deals going down with that thing.
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I'm having some serious problems with my phone addiction, to be totally frank.
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I'm not sure if these $100 chats we read last week.
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You're a voice of reason amongst the cacophony of bullshit.
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Okay, this is the reason why the internet should exist.
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You've got to have slightly higher standards, especially in this day and age.
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Trying in a different browser here could be such that the browser is acting feared.
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We should test Skype before every Thursday night show.
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Gentlemen, behold, a bridge in Ethiopia built by the Europeans centuries ago, and Africans never rebuilt the bridge, so they cross it via ropes.
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Oh, here's a good one to kill to fill in the holes here while you figure out this stuff.
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Gavin, you're wrong about our Navy and China's.
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This is yesterday, or two days ago, maybe yesterday.
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I said that we used to have a much better Navy than China's, but they probably kind of matched us now, and they have a carbon copy of it.
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Some people just don't like when color is added to something.
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I remember when Vice was Voice of Montreal, and then we were just black and white newsprint, like the first few issues, and then we had enough advertisers to go to color.
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People would always be like, you were way better when you were black and white.
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I want to make sure you're good on your word that that's good for a ticket.
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That is absolutely 100% guaranteed free entry to any censored event from now to the end of time.
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But if you're ever to get to the event and they're like, we don't know what you're talking about, you could say, trust me, there's been a misunderstanding.
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I'll wait while they go and get me or whatever.
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You would have to email and let them know that you're on the list, so that way there'll be no problem.
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So I'm getting the ticket holder information about who got tickets or whatever.
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So then about, I don't know, I'm going to say tomorrow.
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If you bought a ticket and you didn't go to the show, refund or not, email me and then we could just check your email to see if you bought a ticket.
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Was she harassed by the cops for having a walking stick in her back pocket?
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I'm trying to get it to ponytail length and just to see what that might be like.
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You're not going to put a ponytail in the front.
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Well, for now, but then it could be ponytailable.
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Like, if I kick it back like this, it could be ponytailable.
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Now you look like Jason Mamoa in that stupid kids movie that's out now.
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China's navy is also comprised mostly of Coast Guard-style ships, patrol boats, coastal frigates.
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In other words, ships that are smaller that carry less firepower and can't fare out in the ocean due to design and fuel limitations.
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China's naval tonnage, literal weight of ships, is less than America's despite having more ships than us.
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This is because we have more submarines, aircraft carriers, destroyers, overall combat ships, and supply ships.
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The U.S. military's greatest advantage is our ability to supply and transport equipment and personnel during a war.
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We can keep ships and vehicles fueled, get a carrier strike group, any naval asset anywhere in the world within 48 hours.
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And we can overpower our enemy with incredible firepower.
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Also, our Navy is far more experienced than China's.
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Our sailors and ships have infinitely more real maritime hours than China does.
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Lastly, you'll often hear how the U.S. always loses to China in our military wargaming scenarios.
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These scenarios are fixed to give the enemy the greatest advantage possible.
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If we did, our Navy would always win and our military strategists wouldn't learn anything and would be stuck in a bubble, forever unprepared against a greater threat.
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We wargame against all odds to better plan for a hypothetically or potentially stronger future enemy.
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China has carrier-killing missiles and hypersonic missiles.
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We have a missile defense system built on ships and several of these ships protecting carriers and each other in a strike group.
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This is annoyingly overlooked by pessimists and people frightened by China's propaganda.
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This isn't to say that we wouldn't take losses.
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But China can't wage a war over and across the ocean.
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Our military is mostly not idiots and are patriots who are smart and want to succeed.
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But if we went to war, we'd be in their backyard.
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They wouldn't be coming to the shores of America.
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No, so we'd be fighting, they could just refuel right around the corner.
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Also, I want to propose the idea that beyond challenging our strategies to overcome or counter insurmountable odds, our military reports devastating losses in an attempt to convince Congress to provide more funding for the Department of Defense.
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Congress would see that we lose against China, and the rationale would be throw more money at the military to fix this.
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I'm without a vehicle, so I wouldn't be able to make it to the Jersey show.
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I was just wondering if you would put on a free exclusive show here in the Bronx, given that your fan base is so small and no one would attend.
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And I think it is kind of appropriate since he has hurt us.
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Those numbers continue, but there's what, 25,000 people?
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I was talking to my accountant, and he said that prank lost you, I think, $30,000 a year.
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We lost 300 people from the arresting, which was Owen.
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Like, they get, it's like someone fucks their secretary.
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And then he goes on a tour talking about that, my ex-wife and what a bitch she is.
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They got the show canceled, and they won't stop complaining.
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I worked at Penn State the day of the show we had meetings, stupid fucking meetings where grown people were fake crying because a racist was coming.
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I thought that's the state college town that Penn State's in.
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Him and his cunt wife have an eight-year-old that they trans.
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He's a fucking annoying Jewish guy from Philadelphia who rides his bike around town like a fucking asshole.
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I mean, if you go around the village, it's just students everywhere.
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I kind of have a similar situation to you where, like, I had a rough relationship with my dad when I was younger, and then he kind of became my best friend as I got older.
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And then, you know, recently I've had two kids of my own, but he's not really, he doesn't really connect with my kids the same way, you know, I would expect a grandfather to.
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I know he's going to let you down a bit with the relationship he's had with his kids.
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They run out of maternal and paternal instinct.
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But yeah, they seem pretty disinterested in my kids.
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Maybe it's a Scottish thing and you have a different reason, but yeah, I just sorta, I, I, And you're like, holy shit, dad, this is better than our house.
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One time he said, like, before I had the third one, he was talking about the other two.
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And I just said, I go, you get out what you put in, you fool.
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And fool has more impact with British people than I think it does here.
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Speaking of impact, do you ever get freaked out thinking about the impact that you've had on the world?
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And like, do you ever like smoke weed and think there's probably thousands of kids that have been born because of my influence?
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I've been mentioned on presidential debates, started a media empire, started a huge men's club.
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When somebody read Conor McGregor's words back to him, he's like...
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It's really poignant, and I think it deserves to be read out in full, so just bear with me.
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I've lost my mind on this game, like Vincent Van Gogh dedicated his life to his art, and he lost his mind in the process.
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When that gold belt is around my waist, and my mother has a big mansion, my girlfriend has a car for every day of the week, and my kids' kids get everything they ever wanted, then it will pay.
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Can you just reflect and talk to me about how that makes you feel hearing that in 2021?
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And I tell you what, I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
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I'm very excited to have fans back in the area.
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I'm very excited with the competition, the multiple competition.
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And Vinnie Van Gogh, I'm going to paint a beautiful picture here inside this octagon on Saturday night.
01:38:19.000
So that's kind of what your response is to be able to do that.
01:38:23.000
But no, Gary, you've acknowledged that you've helped people marriage and have kids.
01:38:29.000
History is written by the winners, and the winners don't like me.
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And I'll go down history as a white supremacist.
01:38:35.000
But I think my biggest impact has been telling guys, put a ring on it.
01:38:39.000
And I was saying that to the owner of the place on Long Island, America First, where I go, the racist thing is, because he says, I got to cancel the gig.
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And I was like, no, no, that wasn't my suggestion.
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He goes, I don't want a bunch of proud boys in here getting wasted.
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I met them before, and they're cool until they get drunk, and then they just fucking destroy the place.
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It isn't vandalized shit, but it's like play fighting and shit.
01:39:12.000
And I said, you'd be surprised at what percentage of these people who come to these things are newlyweds.
01:39:19.000
That's a major part of all this, and it's never reported.
01:39:22.000
Anyway, I have some big announcements to make, but I'm going to punish the freeloaders by announcing them behind the paywall.
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So we're going to end the free portion of this show, That was an hour and 40 minutes.
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And we've got another 20 minutes left to really delve into the secret world of censored.tv and talk to the fans in a way that we can't do publicly.
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It's about to get very raunchy and very explicit.
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So to all the paying folks, just give me a second.
01:39:59.000
And to the reloaders, you're missing out, folks.
01:40:04.000
It's a beer and a half a month to watch this network.
01:40:15.000
If you watched all the shows that we provide, you wouldn't have a life.
01:40:28.000
Put that Bible, put your hand on that Bible and stop jerking off.
01:40:33.000
This is not no game, you can't let the devil win.
01:40:36.000
If you don't like the God, let the Holy Spirit in.
01:40:39.000
If you don't, then the cycle is going to live around.
01:41:06.000
Pick up a Bible for the God and put the board away.
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Put your hand on that Bible and stop checking off.
01:41:38.000
Put your hand on that Bible and stop jerking off Hey And we're coming back, ladies and gentlemen.
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I just wanted the freeloaders to want to subscribe.
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That'll probably lose us another fucking 300 subs.
01:42:26.000
Why'd you get so mad about a fucking I was here.
01:42:39.000
I should warn you that there will be plenty more to come.
01:42:48.000
After if everyone, if every little, I don't even want to call it a prank.
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If every little art piece loses as 300 people, then we're going to lose them all.
01:42:58.000
Ryan, this is a very important video going around.
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Deaf, mute, trans woman sings, Whitney Houston, I will always love you.
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I would just like to say before we play this, I doubted the whole trans thing.
01:43:17.000
I didn't respect disabilities, although my neighbor has a sign that says we respect disabilities.
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Disabled trans people are just as good as everyone else.
01:43:33.000
And the singers are just as good at singing as anyone else.
01:44:33.000
It's probably because she said, I want to get my tits removed.
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oh i thought that was a beautiful woman Because if you say something or buzz her off, you're a piece of shit.
01:44:58.000
Yeah, well, be a piece of shit because she sucks.
01:45:04.000
That's like, we talked about this before, but at one of the Mets games, the guy who came out and did the national anthem was severely handicapped.
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Guys, you deserve everything that everyone else gets by all means, but you're not automatically a good singer.
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You know, she does every single song ever created.
01:45:39.000
It sounds like a really, really talented Labrador.
01:45:45.000
Okay, what about We're Not Going to Take It by Twisted Sister?
01:45:52.000
And she actually does a really good job for someone.
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earlier than d schneider does though She's Scooby-Doo.
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I'll check it up, and I'll check it in, and we'll check it through.
01:47:06.000
The way they jump in on the baby on the fucking woke shit.
01:47:22.000
Listen, I just want to tell you guys something.
01:47:28.000
Oh, my God, I'm still choking on a fucking peanut.
01:47:41.000
Well, with the Penn State thing, there was a whole Q ⁇ A after.
01:47:44.000
So if you want to talk about fascism and all that, we're there, ready to rock.
01:47:54.000
You know, when I did the NYU talk, too, they were like, fascist Nazis, blah, blah, blah.
01:48:14.000
And everyone in the audience went, they couldn't believe it.
01:48:23.000
And obviously, you don't think that I'm that guy or you wouldn't have been shocked when I said that shit.
01:48:32.000
I talked to Ariel Pink tonight, of all people before the show.
01:48:40.000
But we were talking about that Sam Bankman Fried who said, yeah, that woke Westerner shit.
01:48:50.000
We just do it for some shibboleth, I think he said.
01:48:55.000
He is facing zero charges, I fucking promise you.
01:48:59.000
Hunter Biden, SBD, SBF, no way are they getting anything because they're too inexorably linked with the elites.
01:49:12.000
Hey, did you say C Trudeau shit his pants after Chinky Chinky Chinaman tore his ship off him?
01:49:17.000
Yes, that's why we discussed it for about half an hour on yesterday.
01:49:27.000
Is a bald eagle with a Mi Gusta face tattoo passing for a ticket?
01:49:35.000
I mean, if it's a slight variation, like I saw a dude who added some flames and stuff, but it was clearly not any, like, you don't get it with any eagle tattoo.
01:49:47.000
I seen one at the Long Island show the other day.
01:49:53.000
The guy showed it to me and Ryan at the same time.
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It was right on his, like, right here by his elbow.
01:50:16.000
He had Proud Boy tattooed on his entire side of his face.
01:50:29.000
How much would a baby monster have to donate to Max and John to have a drink with you and Maddie at your local bar, sit in for a live taping, and then back to Gavstav for a wee nightcap?
01:50:41.000
You want to come into my home with my children?
01:50:50.000
How much would I have to pay to be downstairs from your children?
01:51:15.000
Why don't you stand up and show your muscles, your biceps?
01:51:24.000
Because, Tim, you'd be surprised how ripped he is.
01:51:47.000
You know, I ran for about 30 years, and then I had to stop because my knees are all messed up.
01:51:51.000
But I actually, when I stopped running, I lost weight because I paid more attention to what I was eating.
01:51:59.000
The food intake is way more important than the exercise, the calorie burnt.
01:52:07.000
So what should we eat as people who don't want to be a bad man?
01:52:22.000
I'll have a cheeseburger at lunch and then maybe a cheeseburger.
01:52:27.000
Yeah, but I mean, what's that can in front of you?
01:53:05.000
So you're looking at like almost 800 calories in beer.
01:53:19.000
Yeah, I'll just have beer at lunch, and then I'll eat dinner with the family.
01:53:40.000
I don't know if you've seen it before, but I feel like it would make great content for the show.
01:53:50.000
Every character in it is either gay or has AIDS, and they're all like horrible assholes.
01:53:56.000
But the movie, like, wants you to root for them.
01:54:05.000
I wasn't sure if you had ever seen it, but I don't believe it's ever been talked about.
01:54:21.000
Unless you're talking about a remake, because everybody's heard of rent, my friend.
01:54:36.000
But it would be good to watch and record us watching it.
01:54:40.000
One thing I noticed when I watched it, the landlord's right.
01:54:47.000
They were living for free in a giant warehouse in Soho, and then he ended up owning it, and he goes, okay, guys, you got to pay rent now.
01:54:58.000
Why should a landlord lose millions of dollars per buck?
01:55:06.000
The real estate varies, and New York is now very, very expensive.
01:55:19.000
I think I went to see that at a local theater with David Cross.
01:55:23.000
And we went to make fun of it, but I just couldn't do it because there's all these people who paid money.
01:55:30.000
And every time we laughed, the chairs were all connected.
01:55:49.000
I suspect you'll also throw shit at Zelensky for daring to expect the missile, for daring to expect the missile originally from Russian forces.
01:56:07.000
The average IQ is about 95, thanks to genocides of the elite.
01:56:54.000
I wanted to come to the New York show, but I couldn't go there because America has these gay mandate laws.
01:57:00.000
I didn't take the gay vaccine, so I couldn't come see the live show.
01:57:08.000
It's funny that Canada is now less strict than America.
01:57:11.000
You don't need the vaccine to go into Canada, right?
01:57:14.000
No, no, you don't, which is the fucking weird part is that America's being more fucking hard-ass on it than we are.
01:57:21.000
I think that fucking gay trudeau would have been fucking tougher on it than us.
01:57:27.000
I heard someone was fucking driving down here, eh?
01:57:30.000
And they just blew through the thing that the guy was like, hey, welcome to fucking the States.
01:57:38.000
So I have some friends that are just going to just try it.
01:57:47.000
I used to take the chance, but fucking looked it up and shit and said no go.
01:57:52.000
But anyways, the reason I'm calling, I've been watching a lot of the old shows and I've been noticing a lot more Joker face, buddy.
01:58:00.000
I want to see more Joker face, buddy, in the new show, man.
01:58:15.000
I mean, it's a shame because a lot of people did enjoy that bit.
01:58:36.000
I can never see what you're doing because my eyebrows go over my eyes.
01:58:49.000
Every time I say people, oh, man, I'm a huge fan, huge fan.
01:59:03.000
Homeless people, bums, will scrape together $10 a day for vodka.
01:59:15.000
I told her we're getting too old to have another kid.
01:59:22.000
I make good money wholesaling cars like Alex Stein does.
01:59:43.000
I'm not a great dad as far as want to run around.
01:59:47.000
Play catch, and I'm like, all right, can we stop now?
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It's been three, I've thrown this three times already.
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Yeah, I mean, my wife had my youngest when she was, I was, what, 33?
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Every fucking day, I thank the Lord that I didn't have any spazzes.
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Like the kid's only ever going to be five feet tall, whatever.
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Five foot tall dudes get married and have kids and they fuck a hot chick.
02:00:37.000
But spaz, and obviously there's retard and everything, but like that's crazy.
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That weird walk where they're on their tippy toes like boing, boing, boing, boing.
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And the other dads don't even want to look at you.
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But in the suburbs, they're fucking everywhere.
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And I thought one of the things might be, if you have kids that are special, you don't want to be in the Lower East Side or in Brooklyn.
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You don't want to be near the Woos and the Choos.
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You want to be out in the suburbs at the end of a dead end where you feel safe.
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So maybe that's why I'm seeing so many of them.
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But fucking like rocking back and forth, waiting for the bus.
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Do you think maybe that's like because affluent suburbanite women may take more psych meds, a lot of like Xanax.
02:01:53.000
Another theory I was these professional executives in the fancy suburbs, they wait till 37 and 40 to have their kids.
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And they take tons of fertility medicine, which is like God says, okay, I'm going to cut her off about 37.
02:02:10.000
And he's like, okay, me if he starts talking about trains nonstop and going like that.
02:02:21.000
You start noticing after like you've seen them four times where they're like, yes, how, Mr. McInnes, how are we today?
02:02:31.000
You know those kids that are friendly with adults?
02:02:35.000
My wife notices that they always go to shake our baby's hand to be like, hello.
02:02:45.000
She has to stop herself from laughing out loud.
02:02:51.000
You see, like, on Halloween, they'll be all the kids, and then there's that one kid.
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He's like a wizard, and you can tell that the other mom said, you better take Darren.
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Don't you dare fucking complain in front of him.
02:03:25.000
I'm not talking about like, some of them will be ministers of industry.
02:03:29.000
I just don't want my kids to be a fucking spaz.
02:03:38.000
Sometimes I wonder if maybe my father thinks that I'm a spaz at some degree.
02:03:54.000
Because I was releasing a documentary about exposing child pedophilia?
02:04:05.000
Next time you go out sunbathing, take your hat off.
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Like if that was my son, I'd just be like, socially awkward.
02:04:25.000
We caught up with all the super chats because we got two minutes left.
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Well, let's make sure the super chats are taken care of.
02:04:50.000
There's only been a couple other 814 calls tonight.
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Seriously, though, I'm going to get three things tonight, and there's nothing you can do about it because they all mesh together.
02:05:19.000
You already got a thing, and that was the pretending to be a huge van.
02:05:29.000
Kevin himself is lucky because we don't do the fade very often.
02:05:35.000
Hey, I wanted to talk about the replacement theory.
02:05:37.000
You talked about yesterday on the Anthony show.
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And, you know, you're hitting it right on the head, but I think that a lot of it has to do with the fact that they, like, dang it, man.
02:05:59.000
Like, everyone thinks that they care about us, and they're like, I'm going to replace whites with blacks because I hate whites.
02:06:07.000
Hey, you're changing the demographics of the country.
02:06:27.000
Hey, well, I was thinking this whole call while my audio is echoing, and at first when I called, there was no sound on the phone.
02:06:37.000
Ryan, man, I don't want to blame it on you, but it kind of sounds like it's your fault.
02:06:42.000
I mean, you call yourself medium tea, but I think the only thing medium tea on you is a shirt.
02:06:51.000
I wanted to call you out because I don't think you're man enough to do this.
02:06:55.000
I don't think you can finish a whole pint of beer in one go.
02:07:19.000
But I noticed even one pint in, he was starting to talk like a drunk chick.
02:07:34.000
I found your big old maker's mark and I snuck like some...
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And I had them drink out of your makers as a fun little thing.
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And then for the second time tonight, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
02:08:10.000
This is not no game, you can't let the devil win it.
02:08:13.000
If you don't like the God, let the Holy Spirit in.
02:08:16.000
If you don't, then this cycle ain't gonna never end.
02:08:43.000
Pick up a Bible, pray to God, and put the porn away.
02:08:48.000
Stop jerking off, stop jerking off, stop, what?
02:08:52.000
Stop jerking off, yeah, stop jerking off, what?