Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #173

00:00:03.000 Yeah, what we met, praise God every day.

00:00:08.000 Stop checking up, stop checking up, I'm from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's get off my bar with Devin Devin.

00:00:21.000 Put your hand on that Bible and stop jerking off Take your hand out your pants, that's a sin This is not no game, you can't let the devil win If you don't like the God, let the Holy Spirit in If you don't, then this cycle ain't gon'never end I thought you knew, huh?

00:00:35.000 What?

00:00:36.000 Jesus, quick and what you do.

00:00:39.000 Jesus, that's a me and you.

00:00:42.000 Every word he spoke is the truth.

00:00:44.000 Believe me, read the Bible.

00:00:45.000 That's the old and the new Corinthians.

00:00:51.000 That was Wavy Matt.

00:00:56.000 And the song is called Stop Jerking Off.

00:00:59.000 Couldn't find out any information about this guy.

00:01:02.000 I have no idea if he's kidding or not.

00:01:04.000 I don't think he is.

00:01:06.000 And you should stop jerking off.

00:01:08.000 If you're a single, young single man in your early 20s, you will be better at getting laid if you deny yourself pornography.

00:01:17.000 If you're married, it makes you not accept no for an answer.

00:01:22.000 I don't want to say you rape your wife, but you get sex.

00:01:27.000 And then you're stronger together.

00:01:29.000 Now, 15-year-old boys, can you really tell them to not jerk off?

00:01:36.000 I don't think they'd listen anyway.

00:01:38.000 Yeah.

00:01:39.000 Hormones are raging.

00:01:40.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Maddie O'Dell.

00:01:43.000 What's up, everybody?

00:01:44.000 Co-host, we also have an old friend, Dick Man.

00:01:48.000 Hey, everyone.

00:01:49.000 I got to use the mic there.

00:01:51.000 Hello, everybody.

00:01:52.000 There you go.

00:01:54.000 Tim, I have a bunch of cop notes.

00:01:56.000 Tim was a cop for a long time, but because of that thing that went on in Los Angeles, everyone seen this?

00:02:06.000 25 rookies plowed into by some stoned Mexican teen?

00:02:11.000 You think they did it on purpose?

00:02:12.000 Or was it just an accident?

00:02:14.000 This is very racist of me, but when I saw it was a Mexican teen, I thought, eh, they're not really that political.

00:02:21.000 Like when you saw the Waukisha driver and he's got the dreads, you're like, you're a BLM rapper and you hate white people.

00:02:29.000 And that turned out to be the case.

00:02:31.000 But I think this kid was just stoned.

00:02:34.000 I got a picture of him.

00:02:36.000 Oh, they caught him.

00:02:37.000 Yeah.

00:02:38.000 1-8.

00:02:40.000 His parents say his family's in law enforcement.

00:02:43.000 Look at that guy.

00:02:44.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:02:45.000 That guy looks pretty stoned.

00:02:47.000 Driver who allegedly hit 25 police recruits bail set at 2 million.

00:02:51.000 Police said he passed a sobriety test, but he may have been under the influence of a recreational drug.

00:02:56.000 And then if you go down, we got his name.

00:03:00.000 What's his name?

00:03:01.000 Nicolas Jose Quutierz.

00:03:04.000 Yeah.

00:03:08.000 There's a video of it.

00:03:10.000 What do you guys think?

00:03:11.000 Should 15-year-olds beat off?

00:03:15.000 I did when I was 15, so.

00:03:17.000 Yeah.

00:03:18.000 I mean, it's bad for adult men, but when you're that age, like I remember praying to God to stop the boners.

00:03:25.000 I was going to say, don't they, do they have to?

00:03:27.000 They pretty much have to.

00:03:28.000 Yeah, it's like telling an alligator not to swim.

00:03:31.000 That's a terrible analogy.

00:03:32.000 Why wouldn't I say fish?

00:03:35.000 Alligators don't even swim much.

00:03:37.000 They kind of lounge around.

00:03:38.000 I think they reluctantly will do a bit of a paddle.

00:03:41.000 Swallow at the bottom.

00:03:42.000 They have to get over there.

00:03:43.000 They'll be like, fine, I'll swim.

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00:04:53.000 Is that enough of that?

00:04:54.000 Yeah, I guess so.

00:04:57.000 Before we get into the cop life, we should probably explain what we do on Thursdays to newcomers.

00:05:02.000 We have three components to this show.

00:05:04.000 It's free for about the first half, and we put that up on all the podcasty stuff.

00:05:10.000 That's why we read advertiser stuffy.

00:05:14.000 We have a super chat here, and we donate the money to Max and John, two friends of ours who are doing four years for beating up Antifa.

00:05:22.000 They get out in March, I think.

00:05:25.000 That's going to be a hell of a party.

00:05:27.000 We've raised $21,000 for them.

00:05:29.000 I'm actually dipping into that kitty to the tune of five grand because they're appealing it.

00:05:37.000 They need more money for lawyers.

00:05:39.000 But they're going to keep appealing even after they're done.

00:05:43.000 And again, Antifa picked a fight and they lost the fight.

00:05:48.000 They didn't call the cops.

00:05:49.000 They actually told the cops to fuck off to give credit where credit is due.

00:05:56.000 But the state thought we love right-wing violence.

00:06:01.000 So just like they turned January 6th into the Holocaust and 9-11, they turned that silly street fight that lasted 17 seconds into the apocalypse and that sent two innocent men to prison for four fucking years.

00:06:14.000 So I want to start coming back at Antifa.

00:06:17.000 For example, our comedy show was shut down by NYC Antifa.

00:06:22.000 Shit, I didn't include that Twitter feed.

00:06:26.000 Can you find that, Ryan?

00:06:27.000 I think so.

00:06:27.000 It had a bullhorn.

00:06:28.000 I might have it in my text somewhere.

00:06:30.000 I think you texted it to me actually.

00:06:32.000 And it was like, shut down, proud boy, whatever.

00:06:35.000 And meanwhile, it was a comedy show with me, Anthony, and Josh.

00:06:38.000 So I said on the show, I said, let's try to find these people.

00:06:40.000 I guarantee you it's a chick.

00:06:42.000 I know it's a woman.

00:06:43.000 You can just tell.

00:06:44.000 Antifa's female.

00:06:45.000 It's fat and female and ugly for the most part.

00:06:49.000 The male component in New York is overeducated skinny kids.

00:06:53.000 But it's not proud boys that are dressed in black.

00:06:56.000 It's totally different.

00:06:58.000 And Antifa changes as you travel the country.

00:07:01.000 I mean, in the Pacific Northwest, it's not overeducated pussies.

00:07:06.000 It's undereducated mess heads and ugly fat chicks.

00:07:10.000 It's ugly fat chicks everywhere.

00:07:12.000 But the men seem to change as you travel throughout the country.

00:07:15.000 They seem more drug addict-y on the West Coast.

00:07:19.000 Okay, so on my last show, I said, who is this?

00:07:23.000 Go up a bit.

00:07:25.000 New York City Antifa.

00:07:28.000 And we got it.

00:07:30.000 Now, we don't have pictures of her face.

00:07:32.000 This is going to be wave two, I guess.

00:07:35.000 But it's some Colombian immigrant chick who's a vegan.

00:07:40.000 Oh, geez.

00:07:41.000 And she's emigrated here.

00:07:43.000 She has an accent still.

00:07:44.000 And her first order of business in her new country is to start fucking with people's right to free speech.

00:07:51.000 Good work.

00:07:52.000 Yeah.

00:07:53.000 Good work, Ellis Island.

00:07:55.000 So she started a zine called No Ego Zine.

00:08:02.000 And we have some videos of her.

00:08:05.000 Go to 1.3.

00:08:08.000 So this is her original WordPress thing.

00:08:10.000 That one's been taken down.

00:08:12.000 Sketchy.

00:08:13.000 Or let me try it in a different.

00:08:15.000 Well, that was a Wayback Machine.

00:08:19.000 Yeah.

00:08:21.000 So it sees to be.

00:08:24.000 Interesting.

00:08:25.000 I'm trying in a different browser, but getting similar results.

00:08:29.000 That's weird.

00:08:30.000 But shouldn't the Wayback Machine be undeletable?

00:08:33.000 Correct.

00:08:35.000 Oh!

00:08:36.000 It just takes a long time to load.

00:08:38.000 Interesting.

00:08:38.000 I had a feeling that you would have fucked up.

00:08:41.000 I mean, usually websites load no matter what.

00:08:43.000 Well, this is in a Wayback Machine, though.

00:08:45.000 Yeah, even the Wayback, like, the border would load and be like, hey, hey, we're working on it.

00:08:48.000 So that's way back in 2010.

00:08:50.000 She did that thing.

00:08:51.000 And then do you have the no ego zine?

00:08:55.000 This is where we learned that she's Colombian.

00:08:58.000 I translated all that in Google Translate.

00:09:02.000 She talks a lot about speciesism and how we have to abolish speciesism.

00:09:07.000 And I'm just thinking, no.

00:09:12.000 I'm not hanging up my speciesism.

00:09:15.000 I'm going to remain a proud, patriotic speciesist.

00:09:20.000 Like, what species is better?

00:09:22.000 Are they all the same?

00:09:23.000 Am I the same as a fly?

00:09:25.000 No.

00:09:25.000 Jeff Goblin is.

00:09:28.000 No.

00:09:29.000 I'm better than a rat.

00:09:31.000 I don't want to brag.

00:09:33.000 I'm not bragging.

00:09:34.000 I'm not bragging.

00:09:35.000 But humans beat rats.

00:09:37.000 And then here she is.

00:09:39.000 This might be a way to get to her if you find these musicians and you say, that was a great interview you did with, what's her name again?

00:09:46.000 So go to 15.

00:09:47.000 You can hear her talking as she interviews these guys.

00:09:51.000 We're here with Kegan from True Nature.

00:09:56.000 Tell us about what your project is about.

00:10:00.000 That's the woman.

00:10:01.000 That's the New York City Individual Twitter account.

00:10:04.000 just like a lot of the positive messages so i wanted to create music that people outside the guy is not the focus of attention here message you want to carry in yourself like what's the main theme the main theme would probably be from So she's a radical leftist Colombian immigrant, is what we know.

00:10:31.000 She sounds very young.

00:10:32.000 Yeah.

00:10:33.000 But that was 13 years ago.

00:10:35.000 So she's probably in her mid-30s now.

00:10:40.000 Anyway, so see what you guys can do to get closer to that.

00:10:44.000 I feel like 4chan can find some like a puddle reflection and be like, this is exactly what she looks like.

00:10:49.000 Yeah, just hey, hey, Reddit, pretend that she killed cats.

00:10:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:56.000 I fucking hate that shit.

00:10:57.000 If that was an abducted eight-year-old girl, no one would have given a shit.

00:11:02.000 But because it's a cat in a microwave, the whole army of internet found the fucking guy.

00:11:08.000 Yeah, Antifa's been going pretty crazy recently.

00:11:14.000 They vandalized the studio, Anthony's studio, spray painting the sidewalk and a nearby retail store.

00:11:23.000 And here's my theory, what these fat chicks do.

00:11:25.000 I think they do it all on Instagram.

00:11:29.000 So they find someone nearby in Manhattan.

00:11:32.000 They're not even in the city.

00:11:34.000 And they say, we'll pay you, you know, 200 bucks to, or maybe even just 100 bucks to spray paint this at this location.

00:11:45.000 And they go, all right, that's cool.

00:11:47.000 And then they're trying to think of what to say.

00:11:49.000 So they go, call him like a fed.

00:11:51.000 Like, I'm a proud boy and I hate Gavin.

00:11:53.000 He's a fed.

00:11:54.000 Like, yeah, yeah, that's good.

00:11:55.000 That's good.

00:11:56.000 And then also be like, this is an Antiva Zone.

00:12:00.000 Yeah, yeah, say that.

00:12:00.000 Okay, yeah, yeah.

00:12:02.000 All right.

00:12:02.000 So here's 20 bucks.

00:12:03.000 We'll Venmo you the remaining 70 if when we see that it's done, you can prove it and you send pictures.

00:12:08.000 Because go back to the first one.

00:12:11.000 No, I told you right, Gavin, you're a fed.

00:12:17.000 Gavin, you a fed.

00:12:19.000 So now you just gave away that you're black.

00:12:22.000 That's New York slang.

00:12:23.000 Definitely.

00:12:24.000 You a fed, man.

00:12:26.000 That's New York black slang.

00:12:29.000 And go to the other one.

00:12:32.000 It's the same two guys.

00:12:35.000 You can tell it's different handwriting, right?

00:12:36.000 So proud snitches, Gavin is a fed.

00:12:40.000 So the implication there is that it's a proud boy who's mad that I turned on the club and became a fed.

00:12:48.000 Okay.

00:12:49.000 That's an angle.

00:12:50.000 I would stick with that angle.

00:12:52.000 But to also at the same time be an Antifa guy who's saying this is an Antifa zone.

00:12:57.000 Fuck you.

00:12:58.000 Now we have an Antifa guy and an angry proud boy are hand in hand going around graffitiing together.

00:13:04.000 together.

00:13:05.000 That's not plausible, guys.

00:13:07.000 You got to keep your message singular.

00:13:10.000 Just say Antifa Zone, Gavin, fuck off.

00:13:13.000 Got it.

00:13:14.000 Don't be a mad proud boy at the same time, dummies.

00:13:19.000 We're all against ugly fat chicks.

00:13:23.000 And I bet that girl, the no-ego chick, was attractive until Antifa made her ugly.

00:13:33.000 All right, should we do some cop shit?

00:13:38.000 Sure.

00:13:39.000 Wee, wee, wee, wee.

00:13:41.000 Cop life.

00:13:42.000 This is for you, Dick Man.

00:13:45.000 I think we have a War on Cops intro.

00:13:49.000 Oh, cool.

00:13:52.000 Pero, I think it's right here.

00:13:54.000 You see.

00:13:55.000 It's pretty crazy.

00:13:58.000 Because the only thing that's going to be less reported on than the Waukesha.

00:14:01.000 Waukesha?

00:14:04.000 Waukesha.

00:14:30.000 Oh, yeah, I didn't finish my introduction.

00:14:32.000 We had the Snapchat, and then I went off at a tangent.

00:14:35.000 So we read letters, and we take calls.

00:14:38.000 Right?

00:14:39.000 Yes.

00:14:40.000 You are correct.

00:14:40.000 Those are the three things.

00:14:41.000 All correct statements that are factual and backed up.

00:14:44.000 Do you like cops?

00:14:46.000 I do.

00:14:48.000 Because some cops don't like cops.

00:14:50.000 No, yeah, that's that one guy that you met.

00:14:52.000 That guy probably.

00:14:54.000 The people he works with probably hate him.

00:14:56.000 He's probably just an asshole.

00:14:58.000 Yeah.

00:14:58.000 I already met some people who work with him, and I think he's known as pretty slow.

00:15:06.000 But you don't come across that.

00:15:08.000 Negative.

00:15:10.000 Are you like a cop groupie?

00:15:12.000 You love him so much?

00:15:13.000 No.

00:15:14.000 Somewhere in between.

00:15:15.000 Well, a lot of my friends are cops, so I don't know where the line is.

00:15:19.000 And you've got a history with our co-host here, Maddie Odell.

00:15:23.000 I do.

00:15:24.000 Yeah.

00:15:24.000 What is that?

00:15:25.000 Not me so much, but a mutual friend of ours.

00:15:32.000 He knew a guy that used to relentlessly break my balls.

00:15:36.000 Why?

00:15:37.000 And I didn't know.

00:15:38.000 He just didn't like me, I don't think.

00:15:39.000 I think he wanted to be a biker.

00:15:41.000 Yes.

00:15:42.000 Yes.

00:15:42.000 Yeah, I think there was a little obsession with Los Angeles.

00:15:45.000 But he would come to Training Day, or one of his closer friends would come to Training Day.

00:15:50.000 He was also a dog handler.

00:15:52.000 And I would hear these stories because they worked down here.

00:15:55.000 That guy pulled me over in so many different jurisdictions, like different counties.

00:15:59.000 It was ridiculous.

00:16:00.000 Was he allowed to do that?

00:16:02.000 He used to say, do you guys have terrorists?

00:16:04.000 Well, he was a T-Way trooper, so he worked for the Thruway.

00:16:07.000 So he could go anywhere on the New York State T-World.

00:16:10.000 He pulled me over in so many different areas.

00:16:12.000 I was just like, do you have Lojack on me?

00:16:15.000 Like, I was always you.

00:16:17.000 But, to be fair, I mean, you were wearing your collars, and your pipes were a little loud.

00:16:21.000 Well, it wasn't hard to find.

00:16:22.000 One time, I'll never forget one time he pulled me over.

00:16:25.000 He goes, do you know I had to do 140 miles an hour to catch you?

00:16:30.000 I said, so?

00:16:32.000 He goes, I got one question.

00:16:34.000 He goes, why?

00:16:36.000 He goes, why are you going 140 miles an hour?

00:16:38.000 I go, because I can.

00:16:41.000 I don't know.

00:16:41.000 What am I going to say?

00:16:43.000 Were you really going 140?

00:16:45.000 Yeah.

00:16:47.000 On what?

00:16:47.000 The worst thing was, I was going up to another Charter's anniversary.

00:16:53.000 So I had a buddy of mine follow me in a car behind me.

00:16:57.000 So as I'm going up 87 North, I think it's Slotsburg or something like that, there's a rest area on the right-hand side of the New York State Thruway.

00:17:05.000 So I see the state trooper car coming out of the rest area.

00:17:10.000 So I intentionally slow down to let him come out, and he cuts right across the highway to go into the southbound lanes.

00:17:17.000 So once he goes down, the roads are a little off.

00:17:21.000 Yep, yep.

00:17:21.000 So he goes down and go into the southbound lanes.

00:17:25.000 I just open it up and take off.

00:17:27.000 Because I'm only going up to like Woodbury, like exit 16.

00:17:31.000 So I take off.

00:17:31.000 I go in and out of like two or three tractor trailers and gone.

00:17:35.000 So I know my buddy is in a car behind me.

00:17:38.000 So I see a car coming up real fast behind me.

00:17:41.000 No lights on or nothing.

00:17:42.000 So I think it's my buddy.

00:17:44.000 So I slow down a little bit and then he pulls up and throws the lights on.

00:17:48.000 I'm like, fuck.

00:17:49.000 So he gets out of the car.

00:17:50.000 He goes, Mr. O'Dell.

00:17:52.000 I said, oh, my God.

00:17:53.000 I won't say his name.

00:17:54.000 Trooper Zoom.

00:17:55.000 I go.

00:17:56.000 Why doesn't he say his name?

00:17:57.000 I don't know.

00:17:58.000 He's still in law enforcement.

00:17:59.000 Yeah, he's still in.

00:18:01.000 But I'm not, you know, I'm not saying it.

00:18:04.000 Because he's no longer in that.

00:18:06.000 He's not with the state police.

00:18:07.000 Yeah, he's not with the state police anymore, but he's still a cop.

00:18:10.000 He was a hammer.

00:18:10.000 That guy was a hammer on the road.

00:18:12.000 What was that weird picture I saw of him wearing Hell's Angels gear?

00:18:17.000 That's crazy.

00:18:18.000 I think that was.

00:18:19.000 Yeah, I thought that was your stuff.

00:18:21.000 No, no.

00:18:22.000 No.

00:18:22.000 So did he have it?

00:18:23.000 I had to ask him.

00:18:24.000 He had this picture of me.

00:18:25.000 But you said that that wasn't real.

00:18:27.000 Yeah, he was holding it, but that stuff he was wearing wasn't real.

00:18:30.000 No, no.

00:18:32.000 I think he had it made.

00:18:33.000 I don't know.

00:18:34.000 Or maybe he took it.

00:18:36.000 I don't know.

00:18:36.000 Who knows?

00:18:38.000 Could have made it raid or something.

00:18:39.000 Could have borne it.

00:18:39.000 He's raided a few bikers.

00:18:40.000 But, yeah, he was...

00:18:42.000 But, yeah, he just...

00:18:46.000 He'd be like, yeah, I'm not going to show up in court anyway.

00:18:48.000 I'm like, so then why pull me over and fucking give me tickets?

00:18:51.000 He wanted to be your friend, dude.

00:18:53.000 Well, can we talk about the origins of the photographs?

00:18:58.000 Can we talk it?

00:19:00.000 Well, the whole pictures that I showed you on the side of the highway.

00:19:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:07.000 And the trooper had no idea that the FBI was actually watching Maddie.

00:19:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:12.000 The feds were watching Maddie.

00:19:14.000 The trooper has no idea.

00:19:15.000 He stops them, and they're taking pictures of the incident.

00:19:19.000 One of the many incidents with a long, long-term.

00:19:22.000 I'll take the story right into this one.

00:19:23.000 It's kind of crazy.

00:19:24.000 And he's got no idea that the pictures were ever taken.

00:19:27.000 And then the trooper was contacted by the feds later and said, hey, you got an email.

00:19:31.000 We'll send you some cool pictures we took of your stop.

00:19:33.000 We were watching those guys.

00:19:35.000 And he got the pictures.

00:19:36.000 And then later on, when I met Maddie years down the road, I show him the pictures and just blows his mind.

00:19:42.000 But how does, again, I'm coming down from Troy one day, from like up by Albany.

00:19:47.000 So I'm coming down 87.

00:19:48.000 So I'm flying.

00:19:49.000 I don't think I went below 100 miles an hour the whole way.

00:19:52.000 So I'm coming up by the Palisades Parkway, like exit 14 or something like that before you come into like fucking Woodbury.

00:20:03.000 Yeah.

00:20:04.000 So I see a state trooper, so I slow down.

00:20:08.000 He's getting off the exit, so I pass him.

00:20:10.000 Then he fucking pulls back on the highway, pulls me over.

00:20:13.000 So I did a thing that, because I used to be notorious, the state troopers in that area hated me.

00:20:19.000 Because I would just break their fucking balls.

00:20:22.000 Because they would just pull me off of bullshit.

00:20:24.000 Like going 140 miles an hour.

00:20:26.000 Like, leave me alone.

00:20:27.000 Yeah.

00:20:28.000 I'm just breaking the sound barrier.

00:20:29.000 So the first thing I do, he pulls me over.

00:20:32.000 So I put the kickstand down.

00:20:34.000 I get off the bike.

00:20:35.000 I walk in front of the bike.

00:20:36.000 And now I'm facing them.

00:20:38.000 So they hate that shit.

00:20:40.000 Because they just like you to be on the bike with your hands on.

00:20:43.000 Oh, I see.

00:20:43.000 So I'm doing that because I know.

00:20:45.000 He's being defiant.

00:20:46.000 He walks up.

00:20:48.000 Now, I'm facing him with my back turned.

00:20:52.000 So what I didn't know was that a white cheap Cherokee had pulled over behind me, like going southbound and pulled over.

00:21:00.000 And the cop looks at me and goes, are they with you?

00:21:03.000 And I turn around and I look and I see this white cheap Cherokee.

00:21:06.000 And I go, I have no fucking idea who the fuck that is.

00:21:10.000 I go, are they with you?

00:21:12.000 So I said, I have no idea.

00:21:14.000 So he was license registration.

00:21:16.000 So I get in the paperwork.

00:21:17.000 So I go, let me ask you a question.

00:21:19.000 I go, what the fuck you pull me over for?

00:21:20.000 He goes, speeding.

00:21:21.000 I go, would you take fucking radar from the exit ramp?

00:21:24.000 I said, you were getting off the exit.

00:21:26.000 He goes, come on, you know what you're doing here.

00:21:28.000 He goes, you know what's going on here.

00:21:29.000 I said, yeah, you're profiling me.

00:21:30.000 I'm like, that's fucking bullshit.

00:21:32.000 I go, how fast was I going?

00:21:34.000 He goes, 60.

00:21:34.000 I said, 60 to 55.

00:21:36.000 I'm like, that's real fucking lame, dude.

00:21:39.000 So he's like, you know, license registration, comes back out.

00:21:43.000 And he waves like this to the car in front of me.

00:21:46.000 I look around.

00:21:46.000 They're out there waving.

00:21:47.000 He goes, that guy's following you.

00:21:50.000 Fucking hell.

00:21:52.000 Oh, that was the Fed.

00:21:53.000 Yeah, they were feds.

00:21:54.000 Oh.

00:21:55.000 I knew they were following me all the time.

00:21:57.000 Yeah, didn't you get in an altercation where you kicked off a guy's side mirror and then the feds showed up and said, what are you doing?

00:22:02.000 Yeah, I was going to work one day, and some guy tried to push me off into like, there was construction, there was little cones.

00:22:08.000 So some people usually bash the mirror off with their hands, but I just jumped up and kicked it off the guy's car.

00:22:15.000 And I hear this noise.

00:22:17.000 I hear this siren noise.

00:22:18.000 And I'm looking at my, I'm like, there's no cop cars behind me.

00:22:21.000 So it's like this little fucking Chevy blue car.

00:22:24.000 So I finally pull over and one guy gets out.

00:22:26.000 He walks up.

00:22:27.000 He's wearing like jeans and a fucking polo shirt, like a golf shirt.

00:22:31.000 So he goes, let me see your license.

00:22:33.000 I said, well, who the fuck are you?

00:22:34.000 He's like, I'm the police.

00:22:35.000 I said, well, you need to show me something that says you're the police.

00:22:38.000 So he pulls out his creds and shows me his credentials.

00:22:42.000 So I go, oh, the FBI, this traffic stops now.

00:22:45.000 So then he goes, license registration.

00:22:49.000 So the guy getting out of the other side of the car was a guy who investigated me for like nine years.

00:22:53.000 I won't say his name either.

00:22:54.000 The FBI guy, but he's the one who fucked me on my parole, my federal parole on the last day.

00:23:02.000 He's the one who got me sent back to federal prison.

00:23:04.000 So I go, well, well, well, look who I am.

00:23:05.000 What was the violation?

00:23:07.000 Talking to another hell's agent.

00:23:08.000 Oh, right, because you accepted the calls.

00:23:10.000 Yeah, you had to press one to accept the call.

00:23:13.000 So that means you voluntarily spoke to him.

00:23:15.000 I said, bullshit.

00:23:17.000 So that guy, he fucking, he's there.

00:23:20.000 So I go, well, so I call my buddy.

00:23:22.000 He goes to me.

00:23:23.000 He goes, who are you on the phone with?

00:23:25.000 So-and-so?

00:23:25.000 And I go, yeah.

00:23:26.000 I said, I'm telling him.

00:23:27.000 I said, listen, this guy's got me pulled off.

00:23:28.000 You don't hear from me in an hour.

00:23:30.000 I'm probably locked up.

00:23:31.000 So they're like, what the fuck are you doing out here, Maddie?

00:23:34.000 I go, what?

00:23:35.000 I go, what the fuck are you guys?

00:23:36.000 It's like 9 o'clock in the morning.

00:23:38.000 Why are you guys following me around already?

00:23:39.000 He goes, oh, we're not following you.

00:23:41.000 I said, oh, you just happened to be behind me, huh?

00:23:43.000 He goes, yeah, we couldn't believe it when you jumped up on your seat and kicked the mirror off that guy's car.

00:23:48.000 He said, I did no such thing.

00:23:53.000 So anyway, they let me go.

00:23:54.000 They took my license retro.

00:23:56.000 I go, what are you going to go in your car?

00:23:57.000 You don't have a radio in your car.

00:23:58.000 You're going to call dispatch.

00:24:00.000 Yeah, an FBI guy.

00:24:01.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing?

00:24:02.000 He knows who the fuck I am.

00:24:03.000 I go, you guys are obviously following me.

00:24:06.000 They followed me for like nine years.

00:24:09.000 Craziness.

00:24:10.000 That's why you broke up with that chick because she couldn't take it anymore.

00:24:12.000 They told her, we're going to keep following you.

00:24:14.000 But I was doing my violation.

00:24:15.000 They would go to the house and be like, we're never going to stop.

00:24:19.000 She was like, I want to get married and have kids.

00:24:21.000 Was this after you got out of prison or before you went to prison?

00:24:24.000 After.

00:24:26.000 Okay.

00:24:27.000 They took me back twice.

00:24:28.000 Yeah, but I mean, the one with our trooper friend, that was after.

00:24:33.000 That was after.

00:24:34.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:34.000 All right.

00:24:35.000 All right.

00:24:35.000 I thought that was before you went.

00:24:36.000 Okay.

00:24:38.000 Yep.

00:24:39.000 All right.

00:24:44.000 Yeah.

00:24:46.000 They fucked me more than once.

00:24:48.000 That's when you went to state prison.

00:24:50.000 No, I went to state prison.

00:24:52.000 First?

00:24:53.000 No, I was federal prison first.

00:24:54.000 I mean.

00:25:00.000 I mean, I've done years in New York State, like a year here, a year there.

00:25:03.000 A few bids, yeah.

00:25:04.000 Yeah, I got a few under the nose.

00:25:06.000 But, yeah.

00:25:08.000 All right, let's get to some crime and cop stuff.

00:25:11.000 Yeah, here we go.

00:25:11.000 I was reading this in the newspaper today, and I couldn't find it online, which is a pet peeve I've had for a while.

00:25:18.000 New York Post, you need tiny URLs at the bottom of all your print articles.

00:25:23.000 Or we're just going to stop reading the paper.

00:25:25.000 I'm one of the only people left that actually holds a physical paper, and you're not making it easy for us.

00:25:32.000 So this isn't online, but it's called a turf battle.

00:25:37.000 And this is going on in Brownsville, which is East New York, right?

00:25:40.000 And the way it works is there's one gang will have like five projects, housing estates, whatever.

00:25:49.000 And then the other gang will have the other five.

00:25:51.000 There's no turf battle.

00:25:53.000 That's your hood.

00:25:55.000 It's been defined.

00:25:57.000 So the two big gangs there are the woos and the choos.

00:26:01.000 And they kill each other, not as much as they could.

00:26:05.000 I mean, it's like a murder every, you know, two or three a year.

00:26:09.000 Doesn't seem like a lot for where you know where your ops lives.

00:26:14.000 Yeah, you guys rhyme.

00:26:16.000 Yeah, come on, guys.

00:26:18.000 Get those numbers up.

00:26:20.000 Yeah, but when there's too many bodies, it's no good for business.

00:26:22.000 Well, that's it.

00:26:23.000 I don't, what's business?

00:26:25.000 Obviously, drug trade.

00:26:27.000 Okay, this is really stupid, but I don't get how you make lots of money on drugs in the hood.

00:26:34.000 Selling crack?

00:26:36.000 Heroin?

00:26:37.000 Coke?

00:26:38.000 Meth?

00:26:38.000 Pills?

00:26:39.000 Okay, is there that?

00:26:40.000 Like, the junkies.

00:26:42.000 I don't know.

00:26:42.000 I don't understand selling to college kids.

00:26:44.000 You're selling cocaine.

00:26:45.000 That's an endless client list.

00:26:47.000 Yeah, but it.

00:26:48.000 But in the hood?

00:26:49.000 Yeah.

00:26:49.000 They line up for that shit 24-7.

00:26:53.000 They don't have any money.

00:26:55.000 That's people come from outside the hood to buy drugs in the hood.

00:26:58.000 No one's going to Brownsville.

00:27:01.000 When I was in PSA4, they locked up Scott Wyland from Stone Temple Pilots.

00:27:06.000 Oh, really?

00:27:09.000 He was in Manhattan.

00:27:10.000 But it was in a housing project.

00:27:11.000 He went into a housing project and bought on his own.

00:27:15.000 I like the way your little bunny tail is sticking out of the bottom of your crotch there.

00:27:19.000 This?

00:27:19.000 No.

00:27:20.000 so Scott Willam went into the projects to buy heroin?

00:27:28.000 Yep.

00:27:29.000 What a suicide mission.

00:27:30.000 But everybody knows him from that band, so he's good.

00:27:33.000 Yeah.

00:27:33.000 Oh, you Scott Wilder from Stone Temple.

00:27:36.000 Man, I loves Grunge.

00:27:37.000 He got a lot of money.

00:27:38.000 Let him in.

00:27:39.000 Yo, this nigga born and broken every single time.

00:27:45.000 Yo, you know Chris Cornell, that sound gotten nigga?

00:27:48.000 I think that day he got arrested in New York City, he was on Howard Stern earlier that day saying how he was clean.

00:27:53.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:27:54.000 He was on heroin Stern.

00:27:56.000 Yeah, talking about the story.

00:27:56.000 He got abundant buying heroin a couple hours later.

00:27:59.000 He was talking about it so much with Stern.

00:28:01.000 He was like, I'm going to get some of that shit.

00:28:02.000 Those were good times.

00:28:03.000 It's like when you watch Intervention and you're like, I feel like a drink.

00:28:06.000 I want to get something.

00:28:09.000 This alcoholic's making me thirsty.

00:28:10.000 He died not too long after that.

00:28:14.000 But zoom in on that article?

00:28:20.000 Towards the bottom there.

00:28:24.000 Oh, wait.

00:28:24.000 Is it cropped?

00:28:25.000 I didn't think I cropped it.

00:28:27.000 Let's see here.

00:28:29.000 Yeah.

00:28:30.000 Woo.

00:28:31.000 Wait, I can't read it.

00:28:32.000 It's super blurry.

00:28:33.000 Woo, a subset of Wave Gang.

00:28:36.000 I got it.

00:28:36.000 And Chu.

00:28:38.000 There we go.

00:28:39.000 Woo, a subset of Wave Gang, and Chu, members of Hood Stars, have been at war since 2010, according to law enforcement sources.

00:28:46.000 But the violence took a particularly violent turn in July 2020 after Wu member shamed Shamel Boomer was fatally gunned down by a member of the Bergen fam, another gang.

00:28:58.000 Even though a Chu member didn't kill Boomer, the gang relished the death and began taunting their rival.

00:29:05.000 I don't think they sell drugs.

00:29:07.000 I think this is pure tribalism.

00:29:10.000 And the previous generation's drug dealers, Millennials and Gen X, they're like, I don't know what the fuck's going on with these kids.

00:29:18.000 We used to sort of focus on drugs and maybe territory occasionally.

00:29:23.000 This is just African tribalism.

00:29:26.000 Like the Woos versus the Choos.

00:29:29.000 I'm still not sure about that.

00:29:31.000 What the fuck?

00:29:32.000 The Woos and the Choos sounds a lot like the Hootsies and the Tootsies, doesn't it?

00:29:37.000 Holy shit.

00:29:40.000 What good of a mugshot is that?

00:29:42.000 Wait, I know that guy, George Rosario.

00:29:45.000 I recognize him.

00:29:47.000 I recognize him from a Looney Tunes cartoon at night.

00:29:51.000 I know him from a creepypasta thumbnail.

00:29:56.000 Holy kaleidoscopes.

00:29:59.000 I don't remember.

00:30:00.000 I think I see one guy in there that looks trustable vaguely, Anthony McRae and Brian Rodriguez, kind of.

00:30:05.000 What do you mean, trustable?

00:30:07.000 Like, could they even look remotely part of society?

00:30:10.000 Like, some people, you know, in this look like demons.

00:30:15.000 Some people look like criminals.

00:30:16.000 Some people look like this guy.

00:30:18.000 Like, this guy, Derek, looks like Paul.

00:30:20.000 That's the same guy.

00:30:22.000 My point is, with these new street, the drill rapper hoodlums, there is no regard for life or death.

00:30:29.000 No, they're not scared of the police.

00:30:32.000 And they'll just go to each other's projects and say, and Facebook live stream and go, hey, I'm out here in front of the ops.

00:30:38.000 What are you going to do, bitch?

00:30:40.000 Do your worst.

00:30:42.000 And then they come out and shoot each other.

00:30:45.000 So while crime has gotten that stupid, at least in the old days, it was about territories and drugs, we are telling the police that they can't do their jobs.

00:30:54.000 They suck.

00:30:55.000 We all hate them.

00:30:56.000 And by the way, please come over.

00:30:58.000 I'm scared.

00:30:58.000 I got a death threat for saying the cops should be defunded.

00:31:02.000 And then on top of that, they've got all this affirmative action where they're getting chicks involved.

00:31:07.000 And now you are defunded, demoralized.

00:31:11.000 Crime no longer has any rules, so you can't get informants or do your job.

00:31:15.000 And then they put a chick in your car.

00:31:21.000 Like this.

00:31:22.000 Actually, jump.

00:31:24.000 Go to 42A.

00:31:25.000 The man putting here bragged about it, posting this video.

00:31:28.000 Is that 42A?

00:31:29.000 No.

00:31:30.000 Now, when you see cops run, they got a lot of shit around their waist, right?

00:31:34.000 And cops go, okay, I got to run fast, but I have all this shit on me, so I'm going to run really aggressively.

00:31:40.000 Like it's a tough mutter thing, because I got the weight.

00:31:43.000 Women are like, I want to run, but I have this weight on me.

00:31:46.000 I'll do a little turkey trot when I run because that's the best you're going to get, folks.

00:31:52.000 They don't get the concept of, I need to fucking run through this motherfucker's face.

00:31:57.000 Like it's football.

00:31:58.000 Grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her.

00:32:03.000 Quit filming.

00:32:05.000 Grab her?

00:32:06.000 What are you talking about?

00:32:07.000 Come on.

00:32:08.000 Aren't you a good citizen?

00:32:09.000 What do you mean?

00:32:11.000 Wow.

00:32:12.000 Grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her.

00:32:15.000 Look, she can't run.

00:32:16.000 Look at that run.

00:32:17.000 I know I'm missing the whole point of the video.

00:32:19.000 It's about concerned citizens not being concerned, but I'm just obsessed with the white woman's run.

00:32:25.000 Look at this starting now.

00:32:27.000 This guy's run is worse.

00:32:29.000 Yeah, maybe that's why they picked him up.

00:32:31.000 Is that even a run?

00:32:33.000 He looks like he's on mile seven of American.

00:32:38.000 Or this is another example of female cops making everyone's life worse.

00:32:43.000 The guy walking down the street.

00:32:45.000 Now, I don't understand why an allegedly blind guy has a walking cane folded up in his back pocket.

00:32:50.000 This is 4-2.

00:32:52.000 But this is kind of old news now.

00:32:53.000 This was big last week.

00:32:55.000 This guy is...

00:33:01.000 Well, you could probably find it.

00:33:02.000 It was everywhere.

00:33:03.000 Just say blind man harassed.

00:33:05.000 Oh, I'm blocked.

00:33:06.000 What?

00:33:08.000 I'm not blocked by anybody.

00:33:10.000 Chad Loader?

00:33:11.000 He's an Antifa dude.

00:33:13.000 Oh, he blocked me, eh?

00:33:15.000 Yeah.

00:33:16.000 Why are you on Twitter as yourself?

00:33:19.000 I don't know.

00:33:20.000 I'm a guy.

00:33:20.000 That's dumb.

00:33:21.000 What do you mean?

00:33:22.000 You should be like an anonymous piece.

00:33:26.000 Did I actually tell you if you're blocked?

00:33:27.000 Be a black woman who, you know, is Black Lives Matter and all that shit.

00:33:32.000 I don't know.

00:33:33.000 I don't respect that.

00:33:34.000 I'm me.

00:33:36.000 There I am.

00:33:37.000 Moron.

00:33:37.000 With my black school.

00:33:39.000 You're using your account for this show.

00:33:41.000 We want to show Antifa shit.

00:33:43.000 Obviously, you're going to be blocked.

00:33:44.000 You're saying nah, right now, in the middle of something we can't show because you use your face.

00:33:50.000 I guess we can create a new account.

00:33:52.000 Yes.

00:33:53.000 Thank you.

00:33:54.000 Detective shitty does it again.

00:33:55.000 Nailed it.

00:34:02.000 Anyway, we'll see if you can find it.

00:34:04.000 But she pulls this guy over and she goes, I need your ID.

00:34:07.000 What are you doing?

00:34:08.000 What's that in your back pocket?

00:34:10.000 And he goes, this.

00:34:10.000 And he pulls it out.

00:34:11.000 It's one of those collapsible canes that goes click, click, click, click that blind people have.

00:34:15.000 Why aren't you using it if you're blind?

00:34:17.000 But she goes, I thought that was a gun.

00:34:19.000 It looked like a gun.

00:34:20.000 He's like, you thought this was a gun?

00:34:22.000 It's like, when you fold up those things, they're this big.

00:34:25.000 Yeah.

00:34:25.000 And they're white.

00:34:27.000 What kind of gun is this?

00:34:30.000 Anyway, she was just being annoying.

00:34:32.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:34:34.000 I saw you walking in.

00:34:35.000 Navigational range.

00:34:37.000 What's the problem?

00:34:37.000 You a pirate?

00:34:39.000 Yeah, I am, actually.

00:34:40.000 What's your name and date of birth?

00:34:41.000 I don't have to give that.

00:34:43.000 Yes, sir.

00:34:43.000 I was inventing it.

00:34:45.000 Do you want me to put you in pink house right now?

00:34:47.000 Yes, sir, I do.

00:34:48.000 What is your suspicion?

00:34:49.000 It looks like you're carrying a gun in your back pocket.

00:34:51.000 I'm stopping to make sure you're carrying it properly.

00:34:54.000 You ensured that it's not a firearm.

00:34:56.000 No, you keep turning so I can't see it.

00:34:58.000 You don't have to be a dick to me.

00:34:59.000 That wasn't a great move.

00:35:00.000 Yeah, that was not smart.

00:35:02.000 To reach for something that not a fire.

00:35:03.000 It's a cane.

00:35:04.000 I'm going to reach for it now.

00:35:05.000 If you sneeze wrong, she'll shoot.

00:35:08.000 And by the way, I'm sorry that I don't have an account that we could.

00:35:11.000 And I'm blurry.

00:35:13.000 Oh.

00:35:15.000 That didn't work.

00:35:16.000 You cut it too short, so it just goes to the bottom.

00:35:18.000 I'm also sorry about that.

00:35:20.000 But I've learned from my actions.

00:35:24.000 All right, well, get unblurry.

00:35:25.000 And guess what?

00:35:25.000 Farts.

00:35:28.000 Get unblurry.

00:35:29.000 All right.

00:35:30.000 Go to a fucking barber.

00:35:33.000 Yeah, you are.

00:35:37.000 Seven seven whiskey mark detained.

00:35:39.000 I don't know where his lawyer does.

00:35:41.000 Were you ever partnered up with a woman?

00:35:43.000 A few times.

00:35:45.000 And is it different with state troopers than it is with normal cops?

00:35:48.000 State troopers partner up from midnight till 5 a.m.

00:35:52.000 What?

00:35:52.000 They partner up from midnight to 5 a.m.

00:35:57.000 You're a steady partner.

00:35:58.000 You ride double from midnight to 5 a.m.

00:36:00.000 Oh, really?

00:36:01.000 Yeah.

00:36:01.000 Because it's more dangerous.

00:36:02.000 Yeah.

00:36:04.000 Well, that's like I'm on my motorcycle.

00:36:07.000 Oh, I don't want to hurt my head.

00:36:09.000 I better put on a baseball hat.

00:36:12.000 There we go.

00:36:13.000 My dad did that once, actually.

00:36:15.000 He was chopping down a tree, a branch off a tree, and he wanted to be protected.

00:36:19.000 So he put on a puffy vest and two beanies.

00:36:24.000 Nice.

00:36:24.000 Wow.

00:36:25.000 Double his back in 18 places and was wearing a turtle shell for a year and a half.

00:36:30.000 Good old Jim.

00:36:31.000 Quick question.

00:36:32.000 So when you go around the forest bopping field mice on the head, he's making fun of your tail.

00:36:41.000 Oh.

00:36:42.000 Little bunny foo-foo, I don't want to see you Scooping out the field nice and bopping them on the head Um...

00:36:54.000 Yeah, I mean, what are they going to do?

00:36:58.000 All right, let's, here's the important, sort of the reason I'm doing this today.

00:37:03.000 Cop life.

00:37:04.000 This is what no one ever talks about with cops.

00:37:06.000 The constant fear of death.

00:37:08.000 And I had one dude tell me, he goes, you know, people look at the stats and they go, well, you say your job's dangerous, but not that many of you die.

00:37:16.000 And he goes, yeah, because we're good at this.

00:37:19.000 Just because we're not dead doesn't mean we didn't get shot at.

00:37:24.000 Go to 4-3.

00:37:26.000 Oh, yeah, you got to go to the beginning of this.

00:37:29.000 There's about two seconds before shit goes disabled.

00:37:35.000 Dude, that's a machine gun.

00:37:39.000 They shoot at the camera.

00:37:42.000 And cars don't protect you from bullets, really.

00:37:44.000 No.

00:37:46.000 They're bullet magnets.

00:37:48.000 Yeah.

00:37:48.000 I mean, I guess if you went down, you just got to get through the engine and everything if you go off the bottom.

00:37:53.000 So that's the best.

00:37:54.000 There's certain things like that.

00:37:55.000 Like, you see right there where the post comes down from the windshield and the door?

00:38:00.000 That's called like an A post.

00:38:01.000 Then like the next one down is a B post.

00:38:04.000 Like those are the best chances to deflect off that.

00:38:07.000 But the best place to be would be behind that motor and the drivetrain and the wheel and the brakes.

00:38:12.000 Oh, right.

00:38:13.000 But you don't really want to be hiding.

00:38:14.000 I mean, if that's the only cover you have, you know, that's the only cover you have.

00:38:18.000 But a bullet will go right through both doors and out the other side.

00:38:23.000 Look at this.

00:38:25.000 We had that conversation one day with Tommy Ranger.

00:38:27.000 Oh, right, right, right.

00:38:28.000 Yeah.

00:38:30.000 And shooting through glass is not too good either.

00:38:35.000 Some of the cruisers are bulletproof.

00:38:38.000 They have Kevlar panels in the doors.

00:38:41.000 And some of them have bulletproof glass, but very few.

00:38:44.000 I don't know any of that bulletproof glass.

00:38:46.000 I mean, maybe.

00:38:46.000 I know, like, the Bearcats and the SWAT vehicles have them, but that's pretty heavy-duty glass.

00:38:55.000 I don't want this job.

00:39:00.000 He's got a red dot on that, huh?

00:39:03.000 A laser?

00:39:04.000 No, just a holographic red dot.

00:39:07.000 Oh.

00:39:07.000 He shot my leg.

00:39:13.000 Yeah, a lot of people forget that there's a lot of room underneath the car, so if you see people under there, get shooting the legs.

00:39:22.000 Is that the end of that?

00:39:23.000 I don't know any details about that video.

00:39:25.000 Sorry, folks.

00:39:27.000 Here's another encounter, typical cop encounter.

00:39:29.000 So this guy is told exactly like George Floyd, hey man, can you come over here?

00:39:34.000 This guy's trying to pass off counterfeit money.

00:39:36.000 Yeah, okay.

00:39:38.000 I'm just going to stop this guy in the street.

00:39:41.000 Because I asked you to.

00:39:42.000 No.

00:39:43.000 Okay.

00:39:44.000 Well, what?

00:39:44.000 What did I do?

00:39:45.000 Because I told you to.

00:39:46.000 What would I do?

00:39:46.000 Well, you pass a counterfeit dollar bill back to me.

00:39:53.000 This badge is behind one.

00:39:54.000 Behind England.

00:39:55.000 Put your hands behind your back.

00:39:59.000 Put your hands on your back.

00:40:00.000 Do it now.

00:40:02.000 Put your hands behind your back.

00:40:03.000 Get on your stomach!

00:40:04.000 Fuck!

00:40:11.000 Shots fired.

00:40:12.000 Shots fired.

00:40:13.000 Guess where the cop got shot?

00:40:15.000 Where?

00:40:16.000 In the head.

00:40:17.000 Right?

00:40:17.000 It looked like it.

00:40:20.000 He survived.

00:40:21.000 Holy shit.

00:40:24.000 Oh, my God.

00:40:26.000 But in the hospital, they said, you're going to live, but as far as conversations go, you're only going to be able to talk to people like Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:40:36.000 So that's good.

00:40:39.000 Because I'm a nice person.

00:40:40.000 Not if he was used to talking to normal people.

00:40:43.000 Well, I take pride in not being normal.

00:40:46.000 I'm cool.

00:40:47.000 Yeah.

00:40:48.000 Yeah, that's one way to look at it.

00:40:50.000 You're going to have enough brain damage to be cool.

00:40:53.000 That just made me sick.

00:40:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:58.000 And I know there's people at home going, oh, yeah, of course you're going to show black dudes.

00:41:02.000 Why don't you show Dylan Roof and some of the mass shooters?

00:41:05.000 That's the real problem in this country.

00:41:07.000 All the white people shooting up schools and stuff.

00:41:10.000 You know, mass shooters are black.

00:41:12.000 Yeah, the last couple ones have been.

00:41:15.000 Or the football player in Virginia.

00:41:18.000 Like, zoom in on that first row and we'll go down.

00:41:22.000 Keep in mind that blacks are 14% of the population.

00:41:26.000 A lot of chicks in this thing, too.

00:41:28.000 Do you think of it's the fact that they don't have like a manifesto or something that makes them not?

00:41:37.000 How many people do you have to shoot together?

00:41:38.000 Four.

00:41:39.000 Four or more?

00:41:40.000 Yeah.

00:41:40.000 Oh, dude.

00:41:41.000 That happens on the Dizzy in the hood.

00:41:45.000 The bullet has to hit them, I guess.

00:41:50.000 I'm happy none of these rookies died from that guy who plowed into them.

00:41:54.000 I mean, maybe they still will, but you ram a carnit 25 people?

00:42:00.000 Well, what's going on with this guy here?

00:42:03.000 Hollywood is doing okay for diverse representation, but crime is killing it.

00:42:10.000 Literally.

00:42:12.000 You know what bothers me, though, is people are bummed when they see this because they want there to be white men.

00:42:17.000 Well, it's facts.

00:42:18.000 It's facts.

00:42:19.000 Evidence.

00:42:21.000 I thought you said fags there for a second.

00:42:23.000 No, no, facts.

00:42:24.000 Which reminded me of something I forgot to get to the beginning of this show.

00:42:27.000 This would normally go on the day show.

00:42:29.000 For you folks that are just watching for free or listening for free, we made this show free to showcase the show.

00:42:36.000 It's like a teaser, but it's nothing like any of the other shows.

00:42:40.000 The other shows are more like Daily Wire meets Howard Stern, meets Tucker Carlson and stuff.

00:42:46.000 We go through the news and discuss the news and maybe make a few jokes or have a few funny sketches or something.

00:42:53.000 But this is more typical of our Monday, Tuesday, Friday shows.

00:42:57.000 So go down a bit.

00:43:00.000 What?

00:43:01.000 Go down, no, no, to the thing he's talking about and click on the first picture.

00:43:04.000 They're kind of out of order here.

00:43:06.000 San Francisco launches guaranteed income program for transgender community.

00:43:11.000 Now, when you first hear that, you think, okay, I have to picture a world where like trannies, there's a bounty out for them and you just hunt them and kill them and they're barely alive and they're covered in rags and we take them in and say, here's some food.

00:43:24.000 We'll try to stop you from being shot, but don't go out at night or you're going to get killed.

00:43:28.000 That's kind of the world, this crazy video game scenery they're giving us.

00:43:33.000 Not remotely true, but it's much gayer than that.

00:43:38.000 This is the list of people who are considered trans.

00:43:42.000 And it's like 73.

00:43:45.000 No, sorry, sorry.

00:43:47.000 97 different options.

00:43:51.000 What?

00:43:52.000 Now go to the things Matt Walsh isolated.

00:43:55.000 One of them is faggot.

00:43:59.000 Wow.

00:44:00.000 Are you gay?

00:44:01.000 Well, I identify as faggot.

00:44:02.000 I identify you as a faggot.

00:44:04.000 Yeah.

00:44:06.000 Like, are we allowed to call them faggots?

00:44:08.000 97 different.

00:44:10.000 Yeah, and go back to that list, the Matt Walsh one.

00:44:14.000 Zoom out on that a bit.

00:44:17.000 The other ones are even crazier.

00:44:19.000 BDSM kink.

00:44:21.000 So because I like spanking girls in high-heel boots, I get free money?

00:44:27.000 I have guaranteed living income.

00:44:29.000 Sadomaschism and kink.

00:44:31.000 So is straight not on here?

00:44:34.000 BDSM in England is like the norm.

00:44:38.000 This is where they wear rubber suits and like pour custard on each other.

00:44:42.000 You get free welfare if you pour custard on a woman in a rubber suit?

00:44:46.000 I don't understand that.

00:44:46.000 Guaranteed income.

00:44:48.000 Aromantic?

00:44:49.000 What if you're a regular?

00:44:50.000 You got welfare.

00:44:51.000 You got welfare.

00:44:52.000 Matty.

00:44:53.000 No matter how much money you make?

00:44:56.000 I don't know.

00:44:58.000 I assume you got to be unemployed.

00:44:59.000 You couldn't just claim they were fucking.

00:45:00.000 But wait a minute.

00:45:01.000 If you're unemployed, then you get welfare anyway.

00:45:06.000 Yeah.

00:45:06.000 But what I'm trying to figure out, like, because they can't go out and work?

00:45:11.000 In San Francisco, it's tough.

00:45:13.000 You know, if you're known as gay in San Francisco, your life's over.

00:45:16.000 You're just a hack.

00:45:17.000 Yeah, you just get fag bashed.

00:45:19.000 You got plenty of those.

00:45:21.000 But wait, go back to that list.

00:45:22.000 That's crazy.

00:45:23.000 What are some aromatics?

00:45:26.000 Maddie, you're a cook.

00:45:27.000 Aromantic means you just fuck people and so like Gene Simmons gets free money.

00:45:35.000 Olive Motley Crew gets free money.

00:45:37.000 Asexual, every woman, post-menopausal woman gets free money.

00:45:43.000 BDSM, all British people get free money.

00:45:45.000 Bisexual, all drunk girls in college get free money.

00:45:49.000 Do you know what demisexual is?

00:45:51.000 No.

00:45:52.000 When you only have sex with people that you have a connection with.

00:45:58.000 In other words, you only fuck people that turn you on.

00:46:01.000 In other words, the way it's always been.

00:46:04.000 Yeah.

00:46:04.000 That's what Cuomo's daughter, right?

00:46:05.000 Didn't she come out as a demisexual?

00:46:07.000 Yes.

00:46:07.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:46:08.000 Yeah.

00:46:11.000 You know who doesn't?

00:46:12.000 You know who fucks people that aren't attracted to prostitute.

00:46:14.000 It's ridiculous.

00:46:16.000 Gay.

00:46:17.000 If you're gay in San Francisco, you get free money.

00:46:20.000 What about 75% of the population?

00:46:23.000 Populé.

00:46:25.000 Bad capital of the world.

00:46:26.000 Wait, Devil.

00:46:27.000 Populé.

00:46:28.000 Is there anything for furries?

00:46:31.000 Probably.

00:46:32.000 Dude, 97.

00:46:35.000 I don't want to see him.

00:46:37.000 Climbing up in the field mice and buffing them on the head.

00:46:44.000 All right, let's get back to some.

00:46:45.000 Please don't hurt me after this, sir.

00:46:47.000 Let's get back.

00:46:48.000 Don't arrest me.

00:46:49.000 Please get back to some cop stuff there.

00:46:51.000 4-4.

00:46:53.000 I thought this was great.

00:46:54.000 The person who put this up on social media said, New York is a brand.

00:46:59.000 Because Eric Adams, our wonderful mayor, was bragging about how amazing it is to be in New York City.

00:47:05.000 He goes, Kansas isn't a brand.

00:47:08.000 New York is a brand.

00:47:10.000 All right, let's check out New York.

00:47:11.000 Yeah, that was the guy I seen this the other day.

00:47:15.000 Just came in and started stabbing him.

00:47:18.000 Was there a reason behind this?

00:47:20.000 Yeah, he's from that project, and the other guy's from Marcus Garvey Estates.

00:47:25.000 Oh, you should have known.

00:47:25.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:47:32.000 There he is, stabbing him.

00:47:37.000 That guy realizes he's dying.

00:47:39.000 gets in a white Lexus and takes off.

00:47:47.000 How could you miss him?

00:47:54.000 Wait, did the original stabber just get run away?

00:47:58.000 No, the guy who got stabbed got shot.

00:48:00.000 Right, right.

00:48:00.000 That's what I said.

00:48:01.000 The original stabber, not stabby, just got out of that white car and ran away.

00:48:06.000 How do you not die after being shot six or seven times?

00:48:11.000 World's worst game.

00:48:12.000 Most criminals are horrible.

00:48:15.000 Go back to that.

00:48:16.000 Go back to when he first started shooting at the car.

00:48:18.000 No, no.

00:48:20.000 There, so he gets in the car.

00:48:28.000 Six shots.

00:48:29.000 Three of them at point-blank range.

00:48:31.000 And the guy's running away.

00:48:32.000 You know who didn't miss?

00:48:33.000 Those cops?

00:48:34.000 Yeah.

00:48:35.000 You got to understand something.

00:48:36.000 Like, when you're the first, like, I remember the first time I was in a gun.

00:48:40.000 Anytime the adrenaline dump that goes into your body, like, you lose kind of, like, all fine motor skills.

00:48:47.000 Like, at first, because you're not used, like, you're just overwhelmed.

00:48:50.000 So, even though he was running up to the car shooting.

00:48:53.000 He was at the car.

00:48:54.000 Yeah.

00:48:55.000 Come on, guy.

00:48:56.000 Come on, man.

00:48:58.000 There's more.

00:49:01.000 He was kind of, like, I don't know why he was stabbed, but the cops just shot the wrong guy.

00:49:05.000 That was on, I believe, Gunhill Road.

00:49:08.000 Oh, shit.

00:49:10.000 We all know Gunhill Road.

00:49:13.000 Gunhill Road, yeah, right.

00:49:15.000 That's the motherfucking book, dog.

00:49:19.000 Yeah, we would always, like, tell tales about Gunhill Road or hear stories about Gunhill Road as a co-op city or.

00:49:26.000 That's what we call ourselves.

00:49:28.000 Now he's stabbed and shot.

00:49:33.000 There's a great bar down there called, it's got a baseball name.

00:49:38.000 Rumor?

00:49:38.000 No.

00:49:40.000 Yeah, rumor.

00:49:42.000 Baseball.

00:49:43.000 Before you said baseball.

00:49:44.000 Hot dogs.

00:49:45.000 Rumor rumors.

00:49:46.000 Baseball bats.

00:49:48.000 Yeah, rumors of like, oh, maybe there's the Astros cheating again, you know?

00:49:55.000 Okay.

00:49:56.000 And then 4-5.

00:50:01.000 Oh, wait, wait, go back there.

00:50:02.000 He was screaming, call 9-1-1, or call an ambulance, I'm going to die.

00:50:06.000 Well, he was stabbed and shot now.

00:50:08.000 And they're going to roll them over and put them in cuffs.

00:50:18.000 Look at that woman, cop.

00:50:19.000 She's doing her job.

00:50:21.000 Thanks for coming out.

00:50:23.000 They should have different uniforms.

00:50:25.000 They should have white shirts.

00:50:27.000 No, that's upper brass.

00:50:30.000 They should have reflective.

00:50:31.000 They should have red berets on.

00:50:36.000 Yeah.

00:50:37.000 So 4-5?

00:50:38.000 Terrible.

00:50:40.000 If he lived, that guy is fucking blessed by the Lord.

00:50:47.000 Oh.

00:50:48.000 He died.

00:50:51.000 Didn't make it.

00:50:52.000 Here's cops stopping at school shooting.

00:50:59.000 Don't worry, it's coming up.

00:51:01.000 Whoa, thanks to Roke Action, this PHX PD officer.

00:51:05.000 What's PHX?

00:51:06.000 Phoenix.

00:51:07.000 Oh, Phoenix.

00:51:08.000 A possible shooting at school was prevented.

00:51:10.000 Oh, yeah, there she is.

00:51:10.000 She's got her gun.

00:51:15.000 Headed to school.

00:51:15.000 No, you're not.

00:51:16.000 She's got a finger over the barrel?

00:51:18.000 Yeah?

00:51:18.000 You don't want the bullets to spill out, dummy?

00:51:23.000 I guess not.

00:51:26.000 Oh, shit.

00:51:29.000 And here's a funny one.

00:51:32.000 In Paris, where the FBI sends me regularly, this guy, unlike the dude where they said, stop him, don't you want to be a good citizen?

00:51:40.000 Oh, Eric Adams, welcome to the show.

00:51:43.000 Hey, what's up, Blavin?

00:51:44.000 How are you today?

00:51:45.000 Gavin.

00:51:47.000 I'm great.

00:51:48.000 What you're seeing is New York has a brand.

00:51:53.000 It's got the swagger.

00:51:55.000 It's not a very good brand.

00:51:57.000 Yeah, but there's swagger.

00:51:59.000 These other places ain't got swagger like that.

00:52:02.000 See, that's the sort of New York city.

00:52:04.000 Can you put the swagger in jail, please?

00:52:07.000 Because our streets are not safe.

00:52:10.000 Nah, swagger's going to stay on the streets where it belongs.

00:52:13.000 Look at Paris, Eric.

00:52:14.000 Okay.

00:52:15.000 The rapper?

00:52:16.000 No.

00:52:17.000 Okay.

00:52:18.000 Because she has swaggle.

00:52:21.000 Swaggle.

00:52:22.000 Swaggle.

00:52:24.000 Boom.

00:52:26.000 Hey.

00:52:28.000 Love to see it.

00:52:29.000 Wow.

00:52:29.000 He wanted to get in.

00:52:30.000 He's getting in.

00:52:33.000 Look, he puts him down gently.

00:52:35.000 Yeah.

00:52:35.000 I would have body swamped him.

00:52:36.000 That's one arm.

00:52:37.000 The one arm control right there.

00:52:40.000 Good adrenaline control, too.

00:52:42.000 Every spilling past, you might get slammed again.

00:52:44.000 Paris, I believe, is the most heavily surveilled city in the world.

00:52:47.000 Oh, really?

00:52:48.000 Oh, cameras are everywhere.

00:52:49.000 I think Jay-Z and Kanye West wrote a song about this.

00:52:54.000 And then 4-8, this guy beat a fireman.

00:52:58.000 I don't know where it is.

00:52:59.000 It looks like Brazil or something.

00:53:00.000 And the whole town gets together to beat him up.

00:53:02.000 I love an eye for an eye.

00:53:04.000 Like, let's not get the police involved in everything.

00:53:06.000 Someone slashes your tires.

00:53:08.000 Go slash their tires.

00:53:10.000 Yeah, these are firemen chasing.

00:53:11.000 Oh, that's back to New York.

00:53:13.000 Yeah.

00:53:14.000 She can swaggle.

00:53:16.000 So he hit an old dude, then he gets on his bike, and the firemen are like, no.

00:53:20.000 Not happening.

00:53:24.000 You see, actually, the fact that there was no swaggle in that clip, that was in 2020.

00:53:30.000 Wow.

00:53:31.000 Is that like the Wild, Wild West?

00:53:33.000 That was like the Wild, Wild West.

00:53:35.000 I have to listen to Eric Adams before I continue this.

00:53:39.000 Yeah, Eric Adams just sounds like a little kid.

00:53:41.000 And he is.

00:53:42.000 So what we have is our swaggle back.

00:53:44.000 He's getting $110 billion.

00:53:46.000 You're starting to sound like Sway from MTV.

00:53:49.000 Yeah, $110 million.

00:53:50.000 $30,000 for every New Yorker.

00:53:52.000 $110 billion.

00:53:53.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:54.000 $110 billion.

00:53:55.000 $30,000 for every New Yorker.

00:53:57.000 Wow.

00:53:58.000 Can I have that in cash, please?

00:54:02.000 He's just going to keep hiring people.

00:54:04.000 You should see this queen he just hired for this guy who LARPs as a knight.

00:54:14.000 Mayor Eric Adams.

00:54:15.000 I think he's hiring him as a judge.

00:54:18.000 And he's a LARPing knight.

00:54:23.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:54:24.000 The guy with the bow tie.

00:54:27.000 Have you been successful?

00:54:28.000 Yeah, New York City judge.

00:54:30.000 Papscape.

00:54:33.000 Over a dozen shootings, a couple dozen shootings over the holiday weekend.

00:54:36.000 Yes.

00:54:37.000 Oh, it looks like he has got some sword damage on there.

00:54:40.000 Right in the old Gorbachev zone.

00:54:41.000 Oh, boy.

00:54:43.000 Wow, that's him there.

00:54:45.000 Well, that's kind of cool.

00:54:46.000 Yeah.

00:54:47.000 That's how bad it is.

00:54:48.000 Ryan thinks it's cool.

00:54:50.000 Was he at the Renaissance fair when you were?

00:54:52.000 Oh, shit.

00:54:52.000 No, I didn't see him.

00:54:53.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:54.000 He's at that shitty knockoff one.

00:54:57.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:57.000 Wait, openly gay black knights of North America.

00:55:02.000 One of the few black knights.

00:55:03.000 Is that like opposite the Ku Klux Klan?

00:55:04.000 Because they're the white knights.

00:55:05.000 Oh, yeah, true.

00:55:06.000 He's on a Tuesday.

00:55:08.000 Wow.

00:55:08.000 He just hires blacks.

00:55:09.000 That's what's going to happen to that $110 billion.

00:55:13.000 He's the grand dragon.

00:55:14.000 He sent a bunch of jobs.

00:55:17.000 Every hire he does is black.

00:55:18.000 He asks for an 8x10 for your resume.

00:55:22.000 Probably because he can't read.

00:55:24.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:55:24.000 Oh, dude.

00:55:26.000 So show the Holman.

00:55:28.000 I always love seeing these kind of stories where someone is just ready.

00:55:32.000 Always be prepared.

00:55:33.000 4-9.

00:55:35.000 These kids, before the garage door can close, they jump in to get him.

00:55:40.000 Have a relax.

00:55:41.000 Have a relax.

00:55:47.000 They just scooch in at the last second.

00:55:51.000 Oh, I'm coming in.

00:55:55.000 He has, what, four seconds to be ready for this?

00:55:58.000 Sick.

00:56:00.000 See, we're okay with defunding the police if we're all allowed to be armed.

00:56:05.000 Yeah.

00:56:06.000 If you want to go back to the Wild, Wild West, as Eric Adams calls it, then let us fucking be absolutely.

00:56:16.000 I thought this was an interesting take on Takeoff.

00:56:19.000 Remember that rapper?

00:56:21.000 Yeah.

00:56:22.000 we talked about an interview on the show a couple years ago with Takeoff where we could not understand a fucking word he was saying nor could the black interviewer guy but this is a Because it was like miscommunication, right?

00:56:36.000 Remember that?

00:56:36.000 Yeah, very difficult communication.

00:56:38.000 Yeah.

00:56:39.000 Black Americans, seriously, bro.

00:56:42.000 You cut on the news and see shit like this.

00:56:44.000 You're not going to see Jeff Bezos and Leonardo DiCaprio and a bunch of rich Caucasian men shooting dice.

00:56:51.000 And if they are, they're in a casino they own.

00:56:53.000 You're not going to see them shooting dice.

00:56:55.000 Jeff Bezos like, wait a minute, Leo, didn't you look at my birthday?

00:56:58.000 Mine, Jeff.

00:56:59.000 Yeah, I catch you look at my Leo's lights.

00:57:01.000 I swear I go.

00:57:02.000 I did look at Levi.

00:57:02.000 I'm not going to be shooting dice at 2.30 in the morning in front of a closed bowling alley.

00:57:07.000 That's never going to happen.

00:57:08.000 We're the only mother that can't figure out how to get shit structured.

00:57:14.000 Yo, we're the laughingstock of America.

00:57:16.000 Black people, I'm sorry to tell you, if you're watching this video, we're the laughingstock of America.

00:57:20.000 Nobody takes us seriously.

00:57:22.000 Look at this shit.

00:57:24.000 We're the only people in the news that keep them by gun violence publicly.

00:57:29.000 Our celebrities keep popular people in our community keep them by our own hands.

00:57:34.000 There's a running list of all the rappers that are getting killed lately.

00:57:37.000 We can't get along, so what do we do?

00:57:39.000 Nobody takes the record labels with drill rappers, they'll go, where are you from?

00:57:45.000 And you say Scarsdale, and they're like, and then you say Gunhill Road, and they're like, what part of Gunhill Road?

00:57:52.000 You go, I'm with the Woos.

00:57:54.000 Okay.

00:57:55.000 Then they'll maybe call some Woos and be like, do you know this guy?

00:57:59.000 Is he the choose, hate him?

00:58:00.000 And then they're like, good, yeah, you're authentic.

00:58:03.000 But what that means is I'm more likely to die soon.

00:58:07.000 And the record labels go, that's great for business.

00:58:10.000 Yeah.

00:58:10.000 Record sales go up after death.

00:58:12.000 Yeah, I think that might be their source of income.

00:58:15.000 50 Cent said it the other day.

00:58:16.000 He said, the only rappers who ever go like diamond, like 10 million, were Tupac after he got killed and Biggie after he got killed.

00:58:24.000 He's like, you got to get shot and killed in order to go diamond.

00:58:28.000 Wow, and the people that...

00:58:32.000 Who gets the royalties from that?

00:58:33.000 Like, some families, sometimes the labels?

00:58:35.000 Who knows?

00:58:36.000 I don't know.

00:58:37.000 All I know is if you can't handle swaggle, get out the kitchen.

00:58:45.000 I'm not going to blame the record labels, actually.

00:58:48.000 They managed to capitalize on mass murder.

00:58:51.000 Like, what if someone signed one of the Hootsies when they were killing the Tootsies and got some money as they ripped everyone's heads off?

00:59:00.000 I mean, machetes, right?

00:59:01.000 Yeah.

00:59:02.000 You're hiring with like people with pre-existing conditions, basically.

00:59:05.000 So that way.

00:59:07.000 Yeah.

00:59:08.000 Pre-insurance company where they want you to retire.

00:59:11.000 It's the opposite of an insurance company.

00:59:14.000 But remember when we had takeoff on the show?

00:59:16.000 Not literally, but 5-1, four minutes in?

00:59:21.000 This is how that guy talked, speaking of Laughingstock.

00:59:25.000 It's 4.32.

00:59:28.000 Yeah, this is that interview where there's a fight that happens because he doesn't understand what he's saying.

00:59:34.000 He's like, what's that?

00:59:36.000 Huh?

00:59:38.000 He's big and bougie.

00:59:40.000 Amigos with us here on the BT Awards carpet, looking like a fashion spread.

00:59:44.000 How you guys doing?

00:59:45.000 Yeah, we blessed, man.

00:59:46.000 We tripping too, by the way.

00:59:50.000 Wait, go back.

00:59:51.000 Are they tripping or dripping?

00:59:53.000 Tripping.

00:59:54.000 Meaning they have a lot of jewelry on, I suppose.

00:59:56.000 And we tripping too, by the way.

00:59:58.000 No, they said tripping.

00:59:59.000 Fashion spread.

01:00:00.000 How you guys doing?

01:00:00.000 Yeah, we blessed, man.

01:00:02.000 We tripping.

01:00:03.000 Oh, tripping.

01:00:04.000 Sounds like dripping.

01:00:05.000 Two, by the way.

01:00:06.000 Well, Dawn is.

01:00:10.000 Big stones.

01:00:12.000 Wait, the guy on the far, the far right?

01:00:14.000 So weird.

01:00:15.000 It's like me myself next to myself.

01:00:17.000 He doesn't make any sense.

01:00:19.000 That's even the cup fight, right?

01:00:21.000 Yeah.

01:00:25.000 Yeah, big stones.

01:00:26.000 I feel like every week when I'm getting buttons.

01:00:28.000 I think you're right.

01:00:29.000 It was dripping and they got it wrong.

01:00:30.000 Shut up.

01:00:32.000 Take off.

01:00:33.000 Listen, I feel like there's like a running joke with you being left off Baden Boochie.

01:00:38.000 Like, how do you feel with the group is succeeding, but sometimes people pinpoint, like, why isn't he here?

01:00:43.000 Why isn't he turned up like the other two?

01:00:44.000 I ain't left about Bad and Booze.

01:00:46.000 You think I'm up about Bad and Boozhou?

01:00:47.000 Hey, turn it up.

01:00:47.000 Turn it up.

01:00:48.000 That's.

01:00:49.000 All right, I'm getting on my own nerves here.

01:00:53.000 I never left Bad and Bougie.

01:00:54.000 You think I left Bad and Bougie, but the guy cannot fucking understand him.

01:00:59.000 Bad and Bougie.

01:01:00.000 Actually, there's lots of B's.

01:01:02.000 Like, I ain't left.

01:01:04.000 There's lots of B's.

01:01:05.000 I bat off Bougie.

01:01:06.000 He left me bougie on Batty.

01:01:10.000 Okay, we'll just end it with this, 50A, then we'll take some calls.

01:01:12.000 50A, right?

01:01:13.000 50A, the only one we haven't done yet.

01:01:16.000 I thought this was interesting that in prison, which is Lord of the Flies, these black dudes seem to police themselves better than they do on the streets.

01:01:26.000 I don't know how you're doing that.

01:01:27.000 Maybe it's a generational thing.

01:01:29.000 I've been incarcerated for the past 33 years.

01:01:31.000 Y'all know I look young.

01:01:33.000 Yeah, I've been three.

01:01:34.000 Yeah, first thank you.

01:01:36.000 Y'all been incarcerated since I was 16.

01:01:37.000 I'm from Watts, California.

01:01:39.000 I grew up as a blood.

01:01:40.000 Like he was saying, a lot of times we have a lot of influence in these prisons.

01:01:44.000 One thing that I've learned that we as bloods and crips in these prisons, on these prison yards, we don't need to gangbang against each other.

01:01:51.000 So if we don't gangbang against each other on these prison yards, why is it that we continue to let that stuff go on in the streets?

01:01:58.000 One thing about prison, we got rules.

01:02:01.000 You break these rules, something's going to happen to you.

01:02:04.000 See, on the streets, we got certain type of rules, but we don't have them.

01:02:08.000 Excuse me, word I'm missing, the structure.

01:02:10.000 Like a crew couldn't just come and do something to me.

01:02:12.000 They got to actually go to the bloods and ask the bloods, look, this is going on.

01:02:16.000 So, but we don't do that.

01:02:17.000 It's like policing your own.

01:02:19.000 Hey, Lord, how you doing?

01:02:20.000 My name is Jay Burton.

01:02:21.000 Not happening in...

01:02:26.000 Swaggle.

01:02:28.000 Swaggle.

01:02:29.000 It's a brand, baby.

01:02:30.000 Swaggle.

01:02:31.000 It's a wild, wild west.

01:02:32.000 It's a wild, wild west.

01:02:33.000 I got a fight tomorrow.

01:02:34.000 I'm dreading it.

01:02:36.000 A fight or a spar?

01:02:37.000 Spar.

01:02:37.000 Well, what do you think?

01:02:38.000 I fight.

01:02:38.000 Yeah, I'm going to beat up Clint Delvecchio down by the schoolyard.

01:02:41.000 Well, a fight is like no headgear, eight-ounce gloves or whatever the fuck.

01:02:45.000 But a spar ain't really a fight, is it?

01:02:47.000 Do you guys go all out?

01:02:48.000 You hard spar?

01:02:50.000 No.

01:02:50.000 Okay.

01:02:51.000 Still hurts.

01:02:53.000 Still taking punches to the ball.

01:02:55.000 Damn it.

01:02:56.000 You still, for the four days after, this is all tender.

01:03:01.000 I want to get a headgear that's this big.

01:03:07.000 And it's inflated.

01:03:08.000 It's like a balloon.

01:03:10.000 Water balloon.

01:03:12.000 You're back at your original gym?

01:03:13.000 Yes.

01:03:14.000 You didn't tell how that went.

01:03:16.000 Or maybe you don't want to.

01:03:17.000 Yeah, I did.

01:03:18.000 I thought I did.

01:03:19.000 You want to know the truth?

01:03:20.000 I hated the new gym so much.

01:03:22.000 And I just, for my own sense of pride, I can't go back there and just wash it away because he said he'll pay for the damage.

01:03:31.000 For those of you not caught up, Boxer was going to the Hall of Fame.

01:03:36.000 I took him in my car, and his kids got wasted because it was an open bar.

01:03:43.000 And on the way back, wrecked the back of my car, my Jaguar.

01:03:47.000 And so the owner of the gym said, I'll pay for it.

01:03:49.000 And then I was like, weeks are going by.

01:03:52.000 So then I got a little too aggressive.

01:03:53.000 And I was like, I'm here for the money.

01:03:54.000 You said Friday.

01:03:55.000 Then he got all pissed off.

01:03:57.000 And so I left and we were screaming.

01:03:59.000 He was screaming at me, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:01.000 Then I went to this other gay gym that Ryan goes to.

01:04:03.000 Why didn't you come to the gym this week, by the way?

01:04:05.000 I've been going to the other gym, but I was thinking about maybe going twice a week or going every day.

01:04:13.000 So I would go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

01:04:19.000 Why did I?

01:04:20.000 So anyway, different times.

01:04:23.000 I was like, if he would just call me and say, look, man, I'm sorry, we'll give you a few free months.

01:04:29.000 So I'm like a lady waiting to be courted.

01:04:33.000 And it just wasn't happening all summer.

01:04:35.000 Like June, July, August, September, October.

01:04:38.000 So I went to one of the guys and I go, can you just say to him, why don't you just offer him a few free months, man?

01:04:44.000 It's just like his own pride.

01:04:46.000 He can't, and I would never.

01:04:47.000 I'd rather die than go back there after all that and not get anything.

01:04:51.000 That wasn't our deal.

01:04:52.000 But I was at the point where I was like, say you're going to give me free months and lie and I won't notice on my bank statement.

01:04:59.000 I just need Something to walk through the door, you know?

01:05:03.000 Give me a fucking pen here.

01:05:05.000 It's a $600 pen.

01:05:07.000 That's how much it costs, by the way.

01:05:12.000 And so he did.

01:05:13.000 He's like, Yeah, no problem.

01:05:14.000 I'll give him all the months he wants.

01:05:18.000 And there's this dude there now.

01:05:20.000 Oh, boy.

01:05:21.000 Fucking beast.

01:05:24.000 He's awesome.

01:05:24.000 What's his name?

01:05:26.000 Harley Heavyhands Burke.

01:05:28.000 He's from Yonkers.

01:05:30.000 7-0, 6KOs.

01:05:33.000 Wasn't one of those from the video?

01:05:36.000 No, I've never seen him before.

01:05:38.000 I think he might be a baby monster.

01:05:40.000 Oh, maybe.

01:05:40.000 Oh, I know who Ryan was.

01:05:43.000 Ryan catch him.

01:05:44.000 He was starstruck to see Ryan, if you can even wrap your head around that.

01:05:47.000 Oh, wait, is that the guy that he met you outside?

01:05:49.000 And he was like, holy shit, the first day that I went there?

01:05:52.000 Maybe.

01:05:53.000 He met you outside and took a picture with you?

01:05:54.000 Yeah.

01:05:55.000 So you're going back to the old barber and pizza shop?

01:05:58.000 Everything's back.

01:05:59.000 Nice.

01:06:01.000 Let me see if I can do it.

01:06:02.000 4-1 for the gaff.

01:06:03.000 If I could do an intro for him.

01:06:05.000 Ladies and gentlemen, coming out of Yonkers, New York, Harley Heavyhands.

01:06:11.000 Boom!

01:06:13.000 Apparently all of McLaren Avenue is there at his fights.

01:06:16.000 He's got one December 19th.

01:06:17.000 Nice.

01:06:18.000 That was like the best intro I've ever done, and you said nothing about it.

01:06:21.000 Wait, were you talking?

01:06:23.000 Yeah.

01:06:24.000 He did a full-blown intro.

01:06:28.000 Is that Elon Musk doing his Aussie imitation?

01:06:32.000 No, it's not an Aussie impression.

01:06:34.000 It's Dishtela Musk, but requires a lot of patience to probably listen to it because it's, What was that?

01:06:46.000 Either stay and work hard or fuck off.

01:06:48.000 Yeah, he said either stay and work hard or get three month severance and kick fucking rocks.

01:06:54.000 Yeah.

01:06:56.000 Great.

01:06:57.000 Love it.

01:06:57.000 I heard he hasn't left the studio.

01:06:59.000 Oh, he's been there the whole time, huh?

01:07:03.000 Usually when I'm talking about it.

01:07:03.000 What do we talk about in the studio?

01:07:04.000 The headquarters.

01:07:05.000 The office.

01:07:06.000 All right.

01:07:07.000 Let's do the mailbag intro.

01:07:10.000 That's enough cop shit.

01:07:12.000 Should we do the thanks for calling?

01:07:13.000 Because we only get to do it once a week.

01:07:15.000 And we are taking calls, right?

01:07:19.000 Hey, Dickman, did you think that was good?

01:07:21.000 Was that reverent?

01:07:22.000 Do you think cops will like the beginning of this show?

01:07:25.000 Yeah.

01:07:26.000 Why wouldn't they?

01:07:27.000 I don't know.

01:07:27.000 You didn't seem too thrilled.

01:07:29.000 It was like a giant tribute to you and your people.

01:07:33.000 It was good.

01:07:36.000 How about the bunny community?

01:07:38.000 Do you think they'll be hopping all around me?

01:07:40.000 He's going to love it.

01:07:42.000 All right, let's do thanks for calling then.

01:07:44.000 Harriet.

01:07:45.000 You are on the air.

01:07:49.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:07:51.000 You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.

01:07:54.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:07:56.000 You have one thing.

01:07:57.000 Thank you for calling.

01:07:58.000 It was great hearing from you.

01:08:00.000 Bye-bye.

01:08:00.000 All right, next call.

01:08:02.000 Bye-bye.

01:08:03.000 So true.

01:08:05.000 Ryan's not gay grandfather.

01:08:08.000 Oh, you should put the number on the screen here.

01:08:11.000 Yes.

01:08:12.000 You should try to get him on the show that Vietnam War was some wild shit.

01:08:16.000 I hate to be cynical, but there's no fucking way Ryan's grandfather is going to trek out to the Bronx.

01:08:25.000 He'll probably get PTSD when he comes to the studio.

01:08:27.000 There's no way he's going to talk on camera about his Vietnam War stories.

01:08:32.000 I don't know.

01:08:33.000 Maybe a conversation where I kind of just sitting there nodding.

01:08:37.000 I mean, you know, that transcribing a book idea, he might be open for that.

01:08:43.000 But it is different.

01:08:44.000 Oh, that's different.

01:08:45.000 I think that's a great idea, though.

01:08:47.000 You sit with him.

01:08:48.000 You get one of these people.

01:08:49.000 People do this for a living, like Anthony's book.

01:08:51.000 Someone sat there, he just relayed all the stories.

01:08:53.000 They put it in order.

01:08:54.000 They add a few adjectives.

01:08:56.000 They go do some research and find out it was the 13th platoon that was in Phnom Penh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:09:02.000 And they fill in all the gaps.

01:09:04.000 You know what's even crazier?

01:09:06.000 His story is like before and after the war, too.

01:09:09.000 It's all nuts.

01:09:10.000 It's all crazy.

01:09:11.000 Oh, the Bronx and heroin and crack and crime and gangs.

01:09:15.000 Yeah, it's all like, you know, movies don't even come close to this guy's life.

01:09:20.000 It's fucking nuts.

01:09:22.000 Anyway, but.

01:09:23.000 And people think that I'm like a heavy shit war movie vet because I've seen so many war movies.

01:09:29.000 These guys are actually there.

01:09:30.000 They deserve more credit than I deserve.

01:09:32.000 Oh, in a sense, sure.

01:09:34.000 Like, I've seen Platoon Apocalypse now, and I know that's a huge deal.

01:09:38.000 This guy was in actual Vietnam.

01:09:40.000 And I think that's a bigger deal.

01:09:42.000 Yeah, but than watching a movie about it stone.

01:09:45.000 But I think it was only stoned through it like very small times.

01:09:49.000 Ryan, your hair has reached a level.

01:09:54.000 I look like a vampire.

01:09:56.000 No.

01:09:56.000 No, you look like a homeless pauper from 1606.

01:10:00.000 Can you help me out?

01:10:01.000 Like, what's the end state for that?

01:10:05.000 What are you going for?

01:10:06.000 I don't know yet, but I'll tell you when we get there, baby.

01:10:11.000 Sorry.

01:10:11.000 Do you know how mad people get when they see that?

01:10:13.000 It's not just me.

01:10:14.000 It's not like I have a weird fetish and hair has to be a super.

01:10:17.000 Read the comments and oh boy.

01:10:19.000 No hair's ever bothered me, like, really.

01:10:22.000 As far as my day-to-day walking down the street, New York City, millions of people a day.

01:10:27.000 You sound like those people in those up-ady neighborhoods.

01:10:30.000 Hair has no home here.

01:10:34.000 Get out of hair.

01:10:37.000 Hey, listen, I'm trying to hair you out, but, you know.

01:10:40.000 Okay.

01:10:41.000 Someone wrote in and said, Chad Loader has auto-block when you follow Andy No and other people.

01:10:45.000 Oh, I didn't know you could do that.

01:10:47.000 Oh.

01:10:48.000 Also, speaking of Ryan, stop the fucking laugh track.

01:10:52.000 Jesus fucking Christ.

01:10:54.000 I'm trying to hear people talk, and all I hear is this stupid fucking laugh track and ooh and clapping.

01:10:59.000 Way to fuck up an entire segment.

01:11:10.000 I thought it was fun.

01:11:16.000 Let's see.

01:11:19.000 Come Town made fun of you and censored.tv.

01:11:24.000 Come Town?

01:11:26.000 Yeah, this Nick Mullins podcast.

01:11:28.000 Nick Mullen keeps lumping everyone who's like not, who's slightly mega in with the KKK and Stormfront and stuff.

01:11:37.000 Yeah, he's a little, you know, he's a special guy.

01:11:40.000 Which is a very lib thing to do.

01:11:42.000 He's libby.

01:11:45.000 That's very Pete Davidson.

01:11:48.000 Pete Davidson.

01:11:50.000 I don't know.

01:11:51.000 I just, they're Nazis or whatever.

01:11:54.000 I'm gonna do, I'm gonna, I'm actually gonna script it and then just do all the voices for the podcast at some point.

01:12:00.000 But my spec script for The Simpsons where Homer gets red-pilled and then March has to tolerate finding out about the all-right and stuff.

01:12:11.000 He's like, March, did you know that the Jews are using cultural Marxism to turn Bart gay?

01:12:21.000 Stop reading those websites.

01:12:25.000 Speeds.

01:12:27.000 So jump ahead.

01:12:28.000 It's a little farther in.

01:12:30.000 Yeah, I've heard this before.

01:12:30.000 He mentions your name.

01:12:31.000 He's like, wow, I listened to the Prowboys.

01:12:34.000 But he only mentions your name.

01:12:36.000 That's all that.

01:12:37.000 Yeah, he did.

01:12:38.000 Oh, maybe he shows it to.

01:12:39.000 Oh, but you're still using it in a derogatory way.

01:12:42.000 They put the Q in the LG thing.

01:12:47.000 You're going to be fucking mad at me.

01:12:49.000 Marge, do you know about these Muslims?

01:12:52.000 They're trying to sneak into the country.

01:12:54.000 Homer, stop reading Gavin McInnes.

01:12:58.000 But Marge, he's so cool.

01:13:01.000 I'm going to become a proud boy.

01:13:04.000 Homer, what is that?

01:13:05.000 Homer, why are you spending so much money on the Anthony Coome in that?

01:13:09.000 That's not The Simpsons, right?

01:13:10.000 That's someone drawing like The Simpsons.

01:13:12.000 Yeah.

01:13:13.000 Well, yeah.

01:13:14.000 I thought that was the actual cartoon.

01:13:16.000 No.

01:13:16.000 And they just cut some corners.

01:13:18.000 Yeah, they had some layoffs.

01:13:21.000 This is this guy, Louis J. J. Relaf.

01:13:24.000 They didn't realize it was dude today.

01:13:26.000 He makes fun of Louis J. Gomez.

01:13:27.000 That's a funny bit.

01:13:28.000 He's not making fun.

01:13:30.000 But it was unfair what he did with Anthony Coome.

01:13:32.000 I still stand by that being shitty, egregious.

01:13:35.000 Egregious, frankly.

01:13:37.000 This guy's saying Fetterman's uncle-in-law.

01:13:41.000 His wife's uncle?

01:13:45.000 Wife, sisters, cousins.

01:13:46.000 I can't believe that they're trying to pass him off as...

01:13:57.000 It's a lie.

01:13:57.000 How the beloved uncle of John Fetterman's wife, Giselle, was a Brazilian spy whose illegal wiretaps triggered a political scandal and ministerial resignations.

01:14:08.000 What a funny-looking dude.

01:14:11.000 He looks like a fat chick.

01:14:14.000 He looks like a Halloween man.

01:14:15.000 It'd be Antifa.

01:14:18.000 I don't care.

01:14:20.000 I don't know why I put a thing on that.

01:14:22.000 Let's get the super chat up and take some calls.

01:14:27.000 Yes.

01:14:28.000 We've got a guy online, 347.

01:14:32.000 Go ahead, Dad, 347.

01:14:33.000 Yellow.

01:14:34.000 Do you have your mic on?

01:14:36.000 Oh, shit, my mic's not on.

01:14:38.000 All good.

01:14:39.000 That's embarrassing.

01:14:41.000 Hold one second, sir.

01:14:43.000 Or Maddie, can you tell them the whole thing?

01:14:44.000 Yeah, I said oh.

01:14:44.000 Go ahead, 347.

01:14:47.000 Go ahead, 347.

01:14:48.000 We're ready to rock.

01:14:49.000 Isn't that LA?

01:14:50.000 Is that 347?

01:14:51.000 No.

01:14:51.000 I think that's New York.

01:14:52.000 Cell phone, New York.

01:14:53.000 Well, I'm outside the building.

01:14:57.000 Where the swagger is.

01:14:59.000 One time I got a text, it said, right after my address was doxed, and it said, look out your window, Fashy.

01:15:07.000 I was like, okay.

01:15:08.000 I guess it's time to rock.

01:15:11.000 That's dance.

01:15:12.000 Don't threaten me with a good time.

01:15:14.000 And then I went out there and there was no one there.

01:15:17.000 And I thought, if I was to, like, go to an Antifa's house and I said, are we ready, boys?

01:15:24.000 Look out your window, anti-fasci.

01:15:28.000 That would have been like a six-month plan.

01:15:30.000 There'd be people in the trees.

01:15:32.000 There'd be 900 escape routes.

01:15:34.000 The phone would be a burner.

01:15:36.000 There'd be a bulletproof fest.

01:15:38.000 It would be like setting off a bomb.

01:15:39.000 Like, look out your window, anti-fasci.

01:15:42.000 Send.

01:15:43.000 All right, boys.

01:15:44.000 It's on.

01:15:45.000 Right.

01:15:46.000 They just sit on their ass.

01:15:47.000 Cherrorists.

01:15:49.000 Yeah.

01:15:49.000 Cherrorism.

01:15:52.000 Hello?

01:15:53.000 Hello?

01:15:54.000 Last chance.

01:15:54.000 Hello.

01:15:55.000 347.

01:15:56.000 Go ahead.

01:15:58.000 All right.

01:15:58.000 You're fired.

01:15:59.000 All right.

01:15:59.000 You're fired?

01:16:00.000 I'll put him on hold.

01:16:01.000 I'm sure it's our fault.

01:16:02.000 505.

01:16:03.000 You're on the live.

01:16:05.000 505.

01:16:06.000 Go ahead.

01:16:09.000 This is starting to look like Ryan Katsu Rivera's fault.

01:16:13.000 Okay, well, I'm going to start over.

01:16:17.000 And get the super chat going.

01:16:19.000 All right.

01:16:19.000 Super chat coming right up.

01:16:21.000 Hello, Gavmeister and Muscular Chink.

01:16:23.000 I have a question regarding the influence of screens on any kind of parenting.

01:16:28.000 How exactly do you handle the screen addiction?

01:16:30.000 I remember you locking your way iPads up.

01:16:32.000 How do you keep yourself from dancing with your phone?

01:16:34.000 It's a hard thing to do, even when I am knowingly addicted to my phone.

01:16:37.000 I've got a five-year-old stepson with another one arriving in March, time, then not in December.

01:16:40.000 And I'm trying to do as much things right as I can, at least parenting-wise.

01:16:44.000 Ich mag dich mer als einenfrund.

01:16:52.000 I don't find it that hard.

01:16:54.000 I don't put them in a safe or anything.

01:16:56.000 I just take them away.

01:16:56.000 And if you want to cheat and come and get your phone, you just add it a day to no screen time.

01:17:03.000 So, and they're easy to hide, by the way.

01:17:08.000 You just stick them under a random couch cushion and make it different every time, under a towel there.

01:17:14.000 They'd have to rip the whole house apart to find them.

01:17:15.000 They're only this big.

01:17:17.000 But they start to know after a while that there's no negotiation.

01:17:20.000 Now, as far as you on your phone, that's another story.

01:17:24.000 What I say to the kids on No Screens Day is, I'll give you five bucks if you catch me on my phone.

01:17:28.000 And then if I have to do anything, I go to the bathroom.

01:17:31.000 But I told you I bought that little light bright mini phone.

01:17:35.000 And I've just been lugging around with me with my other fucking dumb iPhone in my pocket.

01:17:44.000 But I've been closing major deals with this.

01:17:47.000 Like, I got Tommy Sodomayer on the network just by texting.

01:17:52.000 So I need it for work.

01:17:55.000 I'm also talking to the dudes at, I'm doing great.

01:17:59.000 So There's major deals going down with that thing.

01:18:02.000 I guess I could do it on the little one.

01:18:04.000 Because it's text and phone.

01:18:06.000 I don't fucking know.

01:18:07.000 I'm having some serious problems with my phone addiction, to be totally frank.

01:18:10.000 I'm not sure if these $100 chats we read last week.

01:18:14.000 This is the reason the internet was created.

01:18:16.000 We can turn it off now.

01:18:18.000 Keep up the great work.

01:18:19.000 G-Dog.

01:18:21.000 You are a voice of reason amongst the cacophony of bullshit.

01:18:24.000 Love you, brother.

01:18:24.000 That sounds pretty familiar.

01:18:27.000 I'm going to paste the link.

01:18:28.000 Should I date a single mother or nah?

01:18:31.000 Sure.

01:18:32.000 Well, you shouldn't meet her kids for a year.

01:18:37.000 At least.

01:18:40.000 Okay, this is the reason why the internet should exist.

01:18:41.000 Says this is my last resort.

01:18:43.000 Suffocation.

01:18:45.000 Got my life into recess.

01:18:47.000 That's it?

01:18:48.000 Yeah.

01:18:48.000 This is my last resort.

01:18:49.000 I don't know if you liked that video.

01:18:51.000 I watch 600 of those a day.

01:18:55.000 Sorry, dude.

01:18:56.000 You got to have slightly higher standards, especially sync in this day and age.

01:19:00.000 Versus it.

01:19:02.000 Trying in a different browser here could be such that the browser is acting veered.

01:19:10.000 I doubt it very much, but okay.

01:19:16.000 This is something with the soundboard.

01:19:17.000 We should test Skype before every Thursday night show.

01:19:24.000 Gentlemen behold, a bridge in Ethiopia.

01:19:26.000 Built by the Europeans centuries ago.

01:19:28.000 Africans never rebuilt the bridge, so they cross it via ropes.

01:19:34.000 Is that something I have to clip?

01:19:35.000 Because I'm busy.

01:19:36.000 Yeah, okay.

01:19:37.000 Well, I'm just trying to fluff the show.

01:19:40.000 Fill the time.

01:19:41.000 Ready to connect, I say.

01:19:44.000 Hello.

01:19:45.000 Oh, here's a good one to kill to fill in the holes here while you figure out this stuff.

01:19:51.000 Gavin, you're wrong about our Navy and China's.

01:19:53.000 This is two days ago, maybe yesterday.

01:19:56.000 I said that we used to have a much better Navy than China's, but they probably kind of matched us now, and they have a carbon copy of it.

01:20:04.000 Can you guys hear us?

01:20:05.000 Hello?

01:20:07.000 Say 505?

01:20:09.000 Go ahead.

01:20:09.000 505.

01:20:10.000 We're trying to get through.

01:20:11.000 Uhuru.

01:20:12.000 Uhuru.

01:20:15.000 Hey, those are the laugh tracks.

01:20:17.000 They were all right, Ryan.

01:20:18.000 You like the laugh track?

01:20:19.000 Good.

01:20:22.000 Some people just don't like when color is added to something.

01:20:25.000 I remember when Vice was Voice of Montreal, and then we were just black and white newsprint, like the first few issues, and then we had enough advertisers to go to color, people would always be like, you were way better when you were black and white.

01:20:39.000 Voice sucks now.

01:20:42.000 And that continued for.

01:20:43.000 We know how that went.

01:20:44.000 Yeah.

01:20:48.000 So I'm in the southwest.

01:20:50.000 I didn't make it to the Vegas show.

01:20:52.000 But I was with the 24-hour live stream.

01:20:54.000 So I got the bird is the bald eagle tattoo.

01:20:59.000 I want to make sure you're good on your word that that's good for a ticket.

01:21:02.000 Yes.

01:21:03.000 That is absolutely 100% guaranteed free entry to any censored event from now to the end of time.

01:21:11.000 Good.

01:21:12.000 I know how forgetful you can be.

01:21:15.000 Yeah.

01:21:15.000 Well, that is a problem.

01:21:18.000 And I tell Josh, I'm always like, oh, shit.

01:21:20.000 By the way, Josh knows now, by the way.

01:21:23.000 But if you're ever to get to the event and they're like, we don't know what you're talking about, you could say, trust me, there's been a misunderstanding.

01:21:29.000 I'll wait while they go and get me or whatever.

01:21:31.000 Yeah, you know what you have to do?

01:21:33.000 Email look at your fucking hair.

01:21:36.000 You would have to email and let them know that you're on the list, so that way there'll be no problem.

01:21:39.000 But by the way, huge, this is a huge update.

01:21:41.000 So I'm getting the ticket holder information about who got tickets or whatever.

01:21:47.000 So then about, I don't know, I'm going to say tomorrow.

01:21:52.000 If you could, or email me tonight, if you bought a ticket and you didn't go to the show, refund or not, email me and then we could just check your email to see if you bought a ticket.

01:22:03.000 What does your wife say about your hair?

01:22:04.000 Is she fine with it?

01:22:05.000 She likes it.

01:22:06.000 She likes it.

01:22:09.000 Was she harassed by the cops for having a walking stick in her back pocket?

01:22:13.000 No, she's not blind.

01:22:14.000 I understand the implications.

01:22:15.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:22:16.000 Thanks for calling by.

01:22:18.000 I'm trying to get it to ponytail length and just to see what that might be like.

01:22:21.000 But you comb it forward.

01:22:23.000 For now.

01:22:24.000 You're not going to put a ponytail in the front.

01:22:27.000 Well, for now, but then it could be ponytailable.

01:22:30.000 Like, if I kick it back like this, it could be ponytailable.

01:22:36.000 I've been doing the middle part.

01:22:39.000 But this is a look.

01:22:43.000 You could put it in a man bun.

01:22:45.000 No.

01:22:45.000 See, I'm trying to grow it beyond the man bun.

01:22:48.000 Oh.

01:22:48.000 My documentary, Beyond the Bun.

01:22:51.000 Now you look like Jason Mamoa in that stupid kids movie that's out now.

01:22:57.000 That's a compliment.

01:22:58.000 China has more ships than ours.

01:23:00.000 China's navy is also comprised mostly of Coast Guard-style ships, patrol boats, coastal frigates, frigates, and corvettes.

01:23:09.000 Those sound fun.

01:23:10.000 In other words, ships that are smaller that carry less firepower and can't fare out in the ocean due to design and fuel limitations.

01:23:17.000 China's naval tonnage, literal weight of ships, is less than America's despite having more ships than us.

01:23:23.000 This is because we have more submarines, aircraft carriers, destroyers, overall combat ships, and supply ships.

01:23:29.000 This leads to logistics.

01:23:30.000 The U.S. military's greatest advantage is our ability to supply and transport equipment and personnel during a war.

01:23:36.000 We can keep ships and vehicles fueled, get a carrier strike group, any naval asset anywhere in the world within 48 hours.

01:23:43.000 And we can overpower our enemy with incredible firepower.

01:23:46.000 Also, our Navy is far more experienced than China's.

01:23:49.000 Our sailors and ships have infinitely more real maritime hours than China does.

01:23:54.000 True.

01:23:55.000 Lastly, you'll often hear how the U.S. always loses to China in our military wargaming scenarios.

01:24:00.000 These scenarios are fixed to give the enemy the greatest advantage possible.

01:24:04.000 When wargaming, you don't use real-world odds.

01:24:07.000 If we did, our Navy would always win and our military strategists wouldn't learn anything and would be stuck in a bubble, forever unprepared against a greater threat.

01:24:16.000 We wargame against all odds to better plan for a hypothetically or potentially stronger future enemy.

01:24:23.000 China has carrier-killing missiles and hypersonic missiles.

01:24:28.000 We have a missile defense system built on ships and several of these ships protecting carriers at each other in a strike group.

01:24:35.000 This is annoyingly overlooked by pessimists and people frightened by China's propaganda.

01:24:41.000 This isn't to say that we wouldn't take losses.

01:24:43.000 We would.

01:24:43.000 But China can't wage a war over and across the ocean.

01:24:47.000 Our military is mostly not idiots and are patriots who are smart and want to succeed.

01:24:50.000 But if we went to war, we'd be in their backyard.

01:24:53.000 It would be over Taiwan.

01:24:55.000 Right.

01:24:56.000 They wouldn't be coming to the shores of America.

01:24:58.000 No.

01:24:59.000 So we'd be fighting.

01:25:01.000 They could just refuel right around the corner.

01:25:05.000 Also, I want to propose the idea that beyond challenging our strategies to overcome or counter insurmountable odds, our military reports devastating losses in an attempt to convince Congress to provide more funding for the Department of Defense.

01:25:16.000 Congress would see that we lose against China, and the rationale would be throw more money at the military to fix this.

01:25:22.000 Huh, well, well, well.

01:25:24.000 We got that call that's been waiting.

01:25:25.000 347?

01:25:29.000 347.

01:25:33.000 We don't care.

01:25:37.000 Yo, what's up?

01:25:38.000 What's going on, guys?

01:25:39.000 How you doing?

01:25:40.000 Quick complaint, Gav.

01:25:42.000 I'm without a vehicle, so I wouldn't be able to make it to the Jersey show.

01:25:47.000 I was just wondering if you would put on a free exclusive show here in the Bronx, given that your fan base is so small and no one would attend.

01:25:57.000 How dare you?

01:25:58.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:26:00.000 Wow.

01:26:02.000 That hurt.

01:26:02.000 It does hurt.

01:26:03.000 You have hurt me today.

01:26:05.000 Play that drop, Brian.

01:26:06.000 We haven't played that in a while.

01:26:07.000 That's true.

01:26:09.000 And I think it is kind of appropriate since he has hurt us.

01:26:12.000 All, right?

01:26:13.000 Everybody's hurt.

01:26:14.000 I'm hurt.

01:26:16.000 Dick Man?

01:26:17.000 A little bit.

01:26:19.000 Hurt?

01:26:19.000 You said that?

01:26:20.000 Yeah, I'm 100% hurt.

01:26:22.000 Way to go, dude.

01:26:23.000 You hurt 100% of the people in this room.

01:26:26.000 You have hurt me today.

01:26:27.000 That's five.

01:26:29.000 You have hurt me today.

01:26:30.000 Those numbers continued, but there's what?

01:26:32.000 25,000 people.

01:26:33.000 You have hurt me today.

01:26:34.000 That's 25,000 hurt people.

01:26:36.000 You have hurt me today.

01:26:38.000 There were 300 less.

01:26:42.000 So that's what?

01:26:43.000 $3,000?

01:26:44.000 Wait.

01:26:45.000 I'm so shitty at this, at simple math.

01:26:48.000 I was talking to my accountant and he said that prank lost you, I think, $30,000 a year.

01:26:55.000 That would be $300.

01:26:58.000 Yeah.

01:26:58.000 Times $100 would be $30,000.

01:27:02.000 Right.

01:27:04.000 So, yeah, 300.

01:27:05.000 We lost 300 people from the arrest thing, which was Owen.

01:27:10.000 So thank you for that, my man.

01:27:14.000 We got another call.

01:27:17.000 What's the other call?

01:27:19.000 814.

01:27:21.000 Go ahead, 814.

01:27:22.000 Hey, guys, what's happening?

01:27:23.000 Hey, buddy.

01:27:26.000 Gavin, Maddie, Ryan, get a fucking haircut.

01:27:28.000 So, Gavin, I work at Penn State.

01:27:31.000 I live in State College.

01:27:32.000 the fucking shit show is still going on here.

01:27:34.000 The day...

01:27:38.000 This is what I don't get.

01:27:41.000 It's like someone fucks their secretary.

01:27:44.000 Their wife leaves.

01:27:46.000 She takes him to court.

01:27:48.000 He doesn't give her a penny.

01:27:50.000 And then he goes on a tour talking about that, my ex-wife and what a bitch she is.

01:27:58.000 They got the show canceled.

01:28:00.000 And they won't stop talking about it.

01:28:01.000 They won't shut the fuck up about it.

01:28:06.000 I worked at Penn State.

01:28:07.000 The day of the show, we had meetings.

01:28:09.000 Stupid fucking meetings where grown people were fake crying because a racist was coming.

01:28:14.000 It's fucking crazy.

01:28:15.000 Wait, a race?

01:28:16.000 I thought it was a racist.

01:28:17.000 A racist or a rapist?

01:28:20.000 Town that Penn State's in?

01:28:22.000 Our mayor is a fucking pedofaggot.

01:28:24.000 Him and his cunt wife have an eight-year-old that they trans.

01:28:28.000 He's a fucking annoying Jewish guy from Philadelphia who rides his bike around town like a fucking asshole.

01:28:32.000 You got to see his Facebook page.

01:28:34.000 Anyways.

01:28:35.000 Thanks for calling, dickheads.

01:28:36.000 Bye.

01:28:37.000 Okay, bye.

01:28:38.000 Damn.

01:28:39.000 The mayor of what is Penn State in?

01:28:42.000 It's some weird little town.

01:28:44.000 It's just Penn State.

01:28:45.000 I mean, if you go around the village, it's just students everywhere.

01:28:48.000 It's just a big, large campus.

01:28:51.000 We have 519.

01:28:53.000 Go ahead, 519.

01:28:54.000 In line.

01:28:57.000 519.

01:28:58.000 Hey, Gab.

01:28:58.000 Hey, man.

01:29:01.000 I kind of have a similar situation to you where, like, I had a rough relationship with my dad when I was younger, and then he kind of became my best friend as I got older.

01:29:11.000 And then, you know, recently I've had two kids of my own, but he's not really, he doesn't really connect with my kids the same way, you know, I would expect a grandfather to.

01:29:19.000 I know you've talked about your dad before.

01:29:21.000 I always kind of let you down a bit with the relationship he's had with his kids.

01:29:25.000 How do you kind of reconcile that?

01:29:27.000 I think it's a boomer thing.

01:29:29.000 I don't know.

01:29:30.000 They run out of maternal and paternal instinct.

01:29:33.000 But yeah, they seem pretty disinterested in my kids.

01:29:36.000 Like they'll polite and stuff.

01:29:41.000 Maybe it's a Scottish thing and you have a different reason, but yeah, I just sorta, I, I, I, And you're like, holy shit, dad, this is better than our house.

01:29:57.000 But none of that.

01:30:00.000 One time he said, like, before I had the third one, he was talking about the other two.

01:30:05.000 And he's like, they both ignored us.

01:30:07.000 And I just said, I go, you get out what you put in, you fool.

01:30:12.000 And fool has more impact with British people than I think it does here.

01:30:16.000 Get what you fucking deserve.

01:30:18.000 Speaking of impact, do you ever get freaked out thinking about the impact that you've had on the world?

01:30:23.000 And like, do you ever like smoke weed and think, there's probably thousands of kids that have been born because of my influence?

01:30:29.000 I've been mentioned on presidential debates.

01:30:31.000 I've started a media empire.

01:30:33.000 Started a huge men's club.

01:30:35.000 Do you ever think about it like that?

01:30:37.000 Now you're freaking me out.

01:30:39.000 I never thought of that before.

01:30:41.000 Now I'm kind of having a panic attack.

01:30:43.000 Thanks for calling.

01:30:45.000 You know what that reminds me of?

01:30:46.000 What?

01:30:47.000 When somebody read Conor McGregor's words back to him, he's like, It's really poignant, and I think it deserves to be read out in full, so just bear with me.

01:31:02.000 I've lost my mind on this game.

01:31:04.000 Like Vincent Van Gogh dedicated his life to his art and he lost his mind in the process.

01:31:09.000 That's happened to me.

01:31:10.000 I have the same glasses when that gold belt is around my waist, and my mother has a big mansion, my girlfriend has a car for every day of the week, and my kids' kids get everything they ever wanted, then it will pay.

01:31:23.000 Then I'll be happy I lost my mind.

01:31:25.000 Can you just reflect and talk to me about how that makes you feel hearing that in 2021?

01:31:34.000 You know, yeah, it's been soil.

01:31:37.000 I've got it done, and I'm up here.

01:31:40.000 Mad as a brush.

01:31:41.000 You know what I mean?

01:31:43.000 I've been through with all my friends.

01:31:44.000 You know, I appreciate that.

01:31:47.000 And it's been a world ride for me.

01:31:49.000 It's not been easy at times, but what a life.

01:31:52.000 And I tell you what, I wouldn't want it to be any other way.

01:31:56.000 I'm very excited to be back here.

01:31:57.000 I'm very excited to have fans back in the area.

01:32:00.000 I'm very excited with the competition, the multiple competition.

01:32:04.000 I just feel invigorated.

01:32:05.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:06.000 And as you said, about artistry and all.

01:32:10.000 And Vinnie Van Gogh, I'm going to paint a beautiful picture here inside this octagon on Saturday night.

01:32:15.000 So that's kind of what your response should be.

01:32:16.000 Vinnie Van Van Gogh.

01:32:17.000 You should have had that sort of response, I think.

01:32:19.000 But no, Gary, you've acknowledged that you've helped people marriage and have kids.

01:32:25.000 History is written by the winners, and the winners don't like me.

01:32:28.000 And I'll go down history as a white supremacist.

01:32:31.000 No.

01:32:31.000 But I think my biggest impact has been telling guys, put a ring on it.

01:32:35.000 And I was saying that to the owner of the place on Long Island, America First, where I go, the racist thing is, because he says, I got to cancel the gig.

01:32:43.000 You had free beer?

01:32:44.000 And I was like, no, no, that wasn't my suggestion.

01:32:46.000 He goes, I don't want a bunch of Proud Boys in here getting wasted.

01:32:49.000 I met them before, and they're cool until they get drunk, and then they just fucking destroy the place.

01:32:53.000 What?

01:32:54.000 It's true, right?

01:32:56.000 Is that true?

01:32:56.000 I don't know.

01:32:57.000 I've never seen that.

01:32:57.000 Prowboys get wasted.

01:32:58.000 They don't wreck things.

01:33:00.000 It's like, but it becomes crazy.

01:33:02.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:33:03.000 It doesn't vandalize shit, but it's like play fighting and shit.

01:33:07.000 That's true, right?

01:33:08.000 And I said, you'd be surprised at what percentage of these people who come to these things are newlyweds.

01:33:15.000 That's a major part of all this, and it's never reported.

01:33:18.000 Anyway, I have some big announcements to make, but I'm going to punish the freeloaders by announcing them behind the paywall.

01:33:27.000 So we're going to end the free portion of this show, which is usually, I tried to keep it to half an hour.

01:33:32.000 That was an hour and 40 minutes.

01:33:35.000 We've got another 20 minutes left to really delve into the secret world of censored.tv and talk to the fans in a way that we can't do publicly.

01:33:45.000 It's about to get very raunchy and very explicit.

01:33:51.000 So to all the paying folks, just give me a second.

01:33:54.000 I'm going to go pee.

01:33:55.000 And to the reloaders, you're missing out, folks.

01:34:00.000 It's a beer and a half a month to watch this network.

01:34:03.000 There's about five hours of content a day.

01:34:06.000 I do a show six out of seven days.

01:34:08.000 All incredible quality.

01:34:10.000 More shows than you could possibly handle.

01:34:11.000 If you watched all the shows that we provide, you wouldn't have a life.

01:34:15.000 So get fired.

01:34:16.000 Get in trouble.

01:34:17.000 Be brave.

01:34:18.000 and never stop fighting.

01:34:30.000 There's not no pain.

01:34:31.000 You can't let the devil win.

01:34:32.000 If you're like the God, let the Holy Spirit in.

01:34:35.000 If you don't, then this will never end.

01:34:39.000 Jesus did what you do.

01:34:42.000 Jesus, that's a means of truth.

01:34:45.000 Every word he spoke is the truth.

01:34:47.000 Believe me, with the Bible, that's the only new Corinthians 6.18.

01:34:52.000 Stay away from sexual immorality.

01:34:54.000 Matthew 5.28, that's a delivery.

01:34:57.000 Lord Jesus Christ, then you will be set free.

01:35:00.000 Lord Jesus Christ is the only way.

01:35:02.000 Pick up a Bible for the gun and put the board away.

01:35:06.000 Stop checking off.

01:35:10.000 Stop.

01:35:10.000 What?

01:35:11.000 Stop checking off.

01:35:12.000 Yeah, check it off.

01:35:14.000 Stop checking off.

01:35:16.000 Check it off.

01:35:17.000 What you doing, man?

01:35:18.000 Do it with the word of God.

01:35:19.000 Put your hand on that Bible and stop checking off.

01:35:23.000 Stop checking off.

01:35:24.000 Yeah, check it off.

01:35:26.000 Stop checking off.

01:35:28.000 Please check it off.

01:35:30.000 What you're doing, man?

01:35:31.000 Do it with the word of God.

01:35:34.000 Put your hand on that Bible and stop jerking off Hey And we're coming back, ladies and gentlemen.

01:35:45.000 Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.

01:35:49.000 Wait, that's not the end of the song, right?

01:35:52.000 That was the end of the song.

01:35:54.000 Are you sure?

01:35:54.000 Yep.

01:35:55.000 It's only a minute 35.

01:35:56.000 A breakdown.

01:35:58.000 It did.

01:36:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:36:01.000 Check it off.

01:36:03.000 Stop kicking off, please.

01:36:05.000 Are we back?

01:36:08.000 I have a confession to make.

01:36:11.000 I don't have an announcement.

01:36:12.000 I just wanted the freeloaders to want to subscribe.

01:36:15.000 We knew that.

01:36:16.000 That'll probably lose us another fucking 300 subs.

01:36:20.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:36:21.000 Jeez.

01:36:22.000 Why'd you get so mad about a fucking I was here.

01:36:30.000 It's a joke.

01:36:32.000 Please, it's a fucking joke.

01:36:34.000 It's a joke.

01:36:35.000 I should warn you that there will be plenty more to come.

01:36:38.000 That's correct.

01:36:40.000 So I may end up back down to zero subs.

01:36:44.000 After if everyone, if every little, I don't even want to call it a prank.

01:36:48.000 If every little art piece loses us 300 people, then we're going to lose them all.

01:36:54.000 Ryan, this is a very important video going around.

01:36:58.000 I think it happened in Brazil.

01:37:01.000 Deaf, mute, trans woman sings, Whitney Houston, I will always love you.

01:37:06.000 And it is beautiful.

01:37:07.000 I would just like to say before we play this, I doubted the whole trans thing.

01:37:13.000 I didn't respect disabilities, although my neighbor has a sign that says we respect disabilities.

01:37:19.000 And I think I'm here to say I was wrong.

01:37:23.000 I'm disabled.

01:37:25.000 Disabled trans people are just as good as everyone else.

01:37:29.000 And the singers are just as good at singing as anyone else.

01:37:35.000 Probably, I would even say, even better.

01:37:38.000 Better.

01:37:40.000 Take it away.

01:37:42.000 Turn it up.

01:37:43.000 Houston.

01:37:44.000 I will always love you.

01:37:46.000 I will always love you.

01:37:56.000 Close your eyes.

01:37:57.000 I think it's Whitney Houston.

01:37:59.000 No one has encouraged it.

01:38:11.000 Does he have no teeth?

01:38:13.000 It looks like it, doesn't it?

01:38:18.000 I don't think he has teeth.

01:38:19.000 I don't think he has teeth.

01:38:26.000 Why are you guys hitting the damn?

01:38:28.000 You know what it is?

01:38:29.000 It's probably because she said, I want to get my teeth removed.

01:38:33.000 And she said tits, but it sounded weird.

01:38:36.000 Why would a man need his tits removed?

01:38:40.000 oh i thought that was a beautiful woman Because if you say something or buzz her off, you're a piece of shit.

01:38:54.000 Yeah, well, be a piece of shit because she sucks.

01:38:58.000 That would make two pieces of shit.

01:39:00.000 That's like we talked about this before, but at one of the Mets games, the guy who came out and did the national anthem was severely handicapped.

01:39:08.000 Guys, you deserve everything that everyone else gets by all means, but you're not automatically a good singer.

01:39:15.000 That's human.

01:39:16.000 I mean.

01:39:18.000 Oh, thank God.

01:39:24.000 I'm like, no.

01:39:26.000 You know, she does every single song ever created.

01:39:28.000 Like, pick a song.

01:39:29.000 She's done it.

01:39:33.000 What's a song that?

01:39:33.000 It sounds like a dog.

01:39:35.000 It sounds like a really, really talented Labrador.

01:39:38.000 That's just the I Will Always Love You.

01:39:40.000 Pick a different song.

01:39:41.000 She does it.

01:39:41.000 Okay, what about We're Not Going to Take It by Twisted Sister?

01:39:44.000 Oh, she's got that.

01:39:44.000 Let me just pull it up.

01:39:47.000 Yeah, she's done them all.

01:39:48.000 And she actually does a really good job for me.

01:39:49.000 I'm looking forward to hearing her Twisted She's.

01:39:51.000 Yeah, I want to see this.

01:39:52.000 Dee Snider, eat your heart out.

01:39:55.000 Are you getting pumped?

01:40:13.000 Coming earlier than each night, though.

01:40:16.000 We got a good.

01:40:19.000 We've got Scooby Dad.

01:40:22.000 She's Scooby-Doo.

01:40:24.000 See?

01:40:25.000 She's Scooby-Doo after his wife died.

01:40:27.000 Yeah.

01:40:27.000 She only does that for the choruses.

01:40:30.000 Oh, Lord.

01:40:30.000 So we got a twist.

01:40:32.000 All right.

01:40:32.000 Let's do some calls.

01:40:35.000 How's the super chat?

01:40:36.000 Is it dying?

01:40:37.000 I'll check it up, and I'll check it in, and we'll check it through.

01:40:40.000 Come on, guys.

01:40:41.000 Together.

01:40:41.000 It's impossible to donate to these dudes.

01:40:43.000 This is one of the only ways we can do it.

01:40:45.000 773.

01:40:48.000 Go ahead, 773.

01:40:49.000 Hello, 773.

01:40:50.000 Hello, 773.

01:40:51.000 Hello?

01:40:52.000 Hello?

01:40:55.000 Hey!

01:40:55.000 Hey, Bill Burr.

01:40:57.000 What's going on, guys?

01:40:58.000 Hey!

01:40:59.000 Oh, shit, cool.

01:41:00.000 That fucking white woman.

01:41:02.000 The way they jump in on the baby on the fucking woke shit.

01:41:06.000 Who's that, Bill Burr?

01:41:07.000 Yeah.

01:41:07.000 The sound is kind of shit, man, but I...

01:41:15.000 Oh, my God.

01:41:18.000 Listen, I just want to tell you guys something.

01:41:21.000 You got all these fucking antique bags.

01:41:24.000 Oh, my God, I'm still choking on a fucking peanut.

01:41:27.000 Okay.

01:41:27.000 These antique bags.

01:41:29.000 Shutting down your fucking show.

01:41:31.000 It's like, why don't you call in, you know?

01:41:33.000 Fucking call in, you fucking loser.

01:41:37.000 Well, with the Penn State thing, there was a whole Q ⁇ A after.

01:41:40.000 So if you want to talk about fascism and all that, we're there, ready to rock.

01:41:46.000 You got your questions.

01:41:47.000 We're ready to go.

01:41:49.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:41:50.000 You know, when I did the NYU talk, too, they were like, fascist Nazi, blah, blah, blah.

01:41:55.000 And I got out there.

01:41:56.000 I've told you this story before.

01:41:58.000 And I go, we got three problems with America.

01:42:02.000 The Negro, the woman, and the Jew.

01:42:10.000 And everyone in the audience went, they couldn't believe it.

01:42:17.000 And then I said, just kidding, just kidding.

01:42:19.000 And obviously, you don't think that I'm that guy or you wouldn't have been shocked when I said that shit.

01:42:25.000 They don't even believe this.

01:42:26.000 It's like that.

01:42:28.000 I talked to Ariel Pink tonight, of all people before the show.

01:42:32.000 We're probably going to get him on here.

01:42:33.000 I'll fly him up there.

01:42:35.000 Fly him up here.

01:42:36.000 But we were talking about that Sam Bankman Fried who said, yeah, that woke Westerner shit.

01:42:44.000 We just say that.

01:42:44.000 None of us believe it.

01:42:46.000 We just do it for some shibboleth, I think he said.

01:42:49.000 They're trying to extradite him.

01:42:51.000 He is facing zero charges, I fucking promise you.

01:42:55.000 Hunter Biden, SBD, SBF, no way are they getting anything because they're too inexorably linked with the elites.

01:43:08.000 Hey, did you say C Trudeau shit his pants after Chinky Chinky Chinaman tore his ship off him?

01:43:13.000 Yes, that's why we discussed it for about half an hour on yesterday.

01:43:16.000 I thought it was the title of the episode.

01:43:18.000 I believe it is.

01:43:20.000 That was pretty funny.

01:43:23.000 Is a bald eagle with a Mi Gusta face tattoo passing for a ticket?

01:43:28.000 No, it has to be this thing.

01:43:31.000 I mean, if it's a slight variation, like I saw a dude who added some flames and stuff, but it was clearly not any, like, you don't get it with any eagle tattoo.

01:43:40.000 It has to be this or a very close variation.

01:43:43.000 I seen one at the Long Island show the other day.

01:43:46.000 It was fucking huge.

01:43:48.000 Same exact one we had.

01:43:49.000 The guy showed it to me and Ryan at the same time.

01:43:50.000 It was awesome.

01:43:51.000 I mean, it was probably.

01:43:52.000 How big was it?

01:43:53.000 About this big.

01:43:54.000 It was probably four inches by five inches.

01:43:56.000 It was right on his, like, right here by his elbow.

01:44:00.000 It was huge.

01:44:01.000 That's like A year and a half into Proud Boys, we're in Vegas at Westfest.

01:44:07.000 Maybe it was two years in, I guess.

01:44:09.000 It was the second Westfest.

01:44:10.000 This guy comes up, hey man, check it out.

01:44:12.000 He had Proud Boy tattooed on his entire side of his face.

01:44:18.000 Damn, dude.

01:44:18.000 Head, I mean, not face.

01:44:20.000 I was like, whoa, commit to the bit.

01:44:24.000 Gav, serious question.

01:44:25.000 How much would a baby monster have to donate to Max and John to have a drink with you and Maddie at your local bar, sit in for a live taping, and then back to Gav's Tav for a wee nightcap?

01:44:37.000 You want to come to my home with my children?

01:44:41.000 Yeah.

01:44:42.000 I don't know, dude.

01:44:43.000 Just keep it at the not Gavstav.

01:44:45.000 Yeah, why do you have how much would I have to pay to be downstairs from your children?

01:44:51.000 They'd be right upstairs, right?

01:44:52.000 Sleeping away, their sweet little cheeks.

01:44:55.000 I don't know.

01:44:56.000 Tim, I think you are so manly and handsome.

01:44:59.000 How do they know your first name?

01:45:02.000 Oh, we've said it before on the show.

01:45:03.000 I guess so.

01:45:04.000 Yes, I am a 33-year-old woman, not gay.

01:45:08.000 Whoa.

01:45:09.000 Wow, you got an admirer there, boy.

01:45:11.000 Why don't you stand up and show your muscles, your biceps?

01:45:14.000 Is she in the freeze?

01:45:15.000 I don't want to shatter her image.

01:45:20.000 Because, Tim, you'd be surprised how ripped he is.

01:45:24.000 Do you work out a lot?

01:45:26.000 Run.

01:45:27.000 Hop.

01:45:27.000 Endurance.

01:45:28.000 How do you get so ripped just by running?

01:45:31.000 That's how you get ripped.

01:45:32.000 I watch my calorie intake.

01:45:34.000 Do you eat bread?

01:45:35.000 I do.

01:45:37.000 Yep.

01:45:37.000 I eat bread.

01:45:38.000 I started jogging.

01:45:39.000 Count calories.

01:45:40.000 Five-pound weights.

01:45:42.000 It's good.

01:45:43.000 You know, I ran for about 30 years, and then I had to stop because my knees are all messed up.

01:45:47.000 But I actually, when I stopped running, I lost weight because I paid more attention to what I was eating.

01:45:55.000 Food intake is way more important than the exercise, the calorie burnt.

01:46:00.000 Yeah.

01:46:00.000 Calories are bad.

01:46:01.000 That's what you eat, man.

01:46:02.000 That's what it is.

01:46:03.000 So what should we eat as people who don't want to be fat?

01:46:05.000 You can eat anything you want.

01:46:06.000 Just count your calories, man.

01:46:07.000 Calories.

01:46:08.000 My calories are like 2,500 calories a day.

01:46:10.000 Doesn't seem like a lot.

01:46:11.000 I don't snack.

01:46:12.000 I don't eat sugar.

01:46:13.000 There's a lot of calories.

01:46:15.000 I eat three meals a day.

01:46:18.000 I'll have a cheeseburger at lunch and then maybe a cheeseburger.

01:46:23.000 Yeah, but I mean, what's that can in front of you?

01:46:26.000 How many calories?

01:46:27.000 21 calories.

01:46:27.000 Calorie and bourbon.

01:46:29.000 That adds a lot.

01:46:30.000 I'll have six of these and like four bourbons.

01:46:34.000 That's like two meals.

01:46:36.000 How many calories in that can?

01:46:37.000 Fuck you if you can't take a joke.

01:46:38.000 There you go.

01:46:39.000 I'm not quite fat.

01:46:40.000 So I'd rather be fat.

01:46:41.000 That's got to be about 700 calories.

01:46:43.000 For real, dude.

01:46:44.000 How many beers?

01:46:45.000 Six beers.

01:46:46.000 Regular butt-heavy?

01:46:48.000 They're about 100.

01:46:51.000 That's like two meals.

01:46:54.000 Yeah, they're over 100 calories each.

01:46:58.000 Calories, 145.

01:47:00.000 Yeah.

01:47:00.000 Whoa.

01:47:01.000 So you're looking at like almost 800 calories in beer.

01:47:05.000 Holy shit.

01:47:06.000 Okay, so I'll go down to one cheeseburger.

01:47:09.000 Don't cut the beer out.

01:47:10.000 One cheeseburger.

01:47:11.000 There's no fucking food.

01:47:12.000 Yeah.

01:47:13.000 Holy crap.

01:47:14.000 Come with you, bro.

01:47:15.000 Yeah, I'll just have beer at lunch, and then I'll eat dinner with the family.

01:47:19.000 My word, man.

01:47:21.000 You've gone mad.

01:47:23.000 I did that for a while.

01:47:24.000 814?

01:47:26.000 814.

01:47:27.000 Go ahead.

01:47:30.000 Go ahead, 814.

01:47:31.000 Can you hear me?

01:47:32.000 Yes, sir.

01:47:34.000 Yo, so I got a movie.

01:47:36.000 I don't know if you've seen it before, but I feel like it would make great content for the show.

01:47:41.000 It's based off of a Broadway musical.

01:47:44.000 It's called Rent.

01:47:46.000 Every character in it is either gay or has AIDS, and they're all like horrible assholes.

01:47:52.000 But the movie wants you to root for them.

01:47:56.000 You're telling me about the movie Rent?

01:48:01.000 I wasn't sure if you had ever seen it, but I don't believe it's ever been talked about.

01:48:05.000 He's talking about the remake, maybe?

01:48:07.000 No, he's talking about the...

01:48:15.000 Everyone has AIDS?

01:48:17.000 Unless you're talking about a remake, because everybody's heard of rent, my friend.

01:48:22.000 Wow.

01:48:24.000 Out here.

01:48:27.000 But thanks for calling, by the way.

01:48:28.000 That's not a terrible.

01:48:30.000 It's retarded that he's telling us about rent, but it would be good to watch and record us watching it.

01:48:36.000 One thing I noticed when I watched it, the landlord's right.

01:48:43.000 They were living for free in a giant warehouse in Soho, and then he ended up owning it, and he goes, okay, guys, you got to pay rent now.

01:48:53.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:48:54.000 Why should a landlord lose millions of dollars per buck?

01:48:58.000 You guys used to squat a fucking warehouse.

01:49:01.000 Sorry.

01:49:02.000 The real estate varies, and New York is now very, very expensive.

01:49:08.000 Sell your shiny Doc Martens.

01:49:11.000 Those were not cheap.

01:49:12.000 There's no fucking way.

01:49:14.000 Anyway.

01:49:15.000 I think I went to see that at a local theater with David Cross.

01:49:19.000 And we went to make fun of it, but I just couldn't do it because there's all these people who paid money.

01:49:26.000 And every time we laughed, the chairs were all connected.

01:49:29.000 So we would be jiggling their chair.

01:49:32.000 They looking down the row at you.

01:49:34.000 Wrong.

01:49:35.000 This letter fucking annoys me.

01:49:36.000 Candace versus UA.

01:49:39.000 That was painful to watch.

01:49:42.000 What was painful to watch?

01:49:43.000 I'm done with her for good.

01:49:45.000 I suspect you'll also throw shit at Zelensky for daring to expect the missile, for daring to expect the missile originates from Russian forces.

01:49:52.000 UA is a shithole.

01:49:53.000 We know that.

01:49:54.000 What is he talking about?

01:49:56.000 Do you know?

01:49:57.000 Don't know.

01:49:58.000 What's UA?

01:50:00.000 University of Arizona?

01:50:03.000 The average IQ is about 95, thanks to genocides of the elite.

01:50:06.000 Are you talking about Ukraine?

01:50:08.000 UA.

01:50:09.000 I could look it up.

01:50:10.000 Let me see.

01:50:10.000 Anyway, fuck you, whoever wrote that letter.

01:50:13.000 You don't know how to convey information.

01:50:15.000 That was painful to watch.

01:50:17.000 Were we sitting together?

01:50:19.000 Yeah.

01:50:22.000 We have somebody on the line.

01:50:23.000 Okay.

01:50:26.000 Hello, caller.

01:50:27.000 What's your numbers?

01:50:28.000 Oh, His numbers are as follows.

01:50:32.000 905.

01:50:37.000 Big fucking piece!

01:50:42.000 It's true.

01:50:44.000 What's going on?

01:50:47.000 Oh, not too much, bud.

01:50:50.000 I wanted to come to the New York show, but I couldn't go there because America has these gay mandate laws.

01:50:56.000 Like, you didn't take the gay vaccine, so I couldn't come see the live show.

01:51:00.000 Is this from Canada?

01:51:01.000 Yeah, bud.

01:51:02.000 Yeah, I'm in Canada, bud.

01:51:04.000 It's funny that Canada is now less strict than America.

01:51:07.000 You don't need the vaccine to go into Canada, right?

01:51:10.000 No, no, you don't, which is the fucking weird part is that America's being more fucking hard ass on it than we are.

01:51:17.000 I think that fucking gay Trudeau would have been fucking tougher on it than us.

01:51:23.000 I heard someone was fucking driving down here, eh?

01:51:26.000 And they just blew through the thing that the guy was like, hey, welcome to fucking the States.

01:51:32.000 Go ahead, have a good time, eh?

01:51:34.000 So I have some friends that are just going to just try it.

01:51:38.000 I think they sometimes forget or don't care.

01:51:41.000 But flying, yeah, probably flying.

01:51:43.000 I just take the chance, but fucking looked it up and shit and said, no, go.

01:51:48.000 But anyways, the reason I'm calling, I've been watching a lot of the old shows.

01:51:52.000 I've been noticing a lot more Joker face, buddy.

01:51:56.000 I want to see more Joker face, buddy, in the new show, man.

01:52:00.000 No, we don't do that anymore.

01:52:01.000 Jabuti, buddy.

01:52:02.000 Unfortunately, no, we got sued by Marvel.

01:52:08.000 No, DC.

01:52:08.000 Yeah.

01:52:09.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:52:10.000 Yeah, man.

01:52:11.000 I mean, it's a shame because a lot of people did enjoy that bit.

01:52:14.000 It was fun, right?

01:52:15.000 We always loved it.

01:52:16.000 Yeah, but it's gone forever.

01:52:17.000 Now you can't see this.

01:52:30.000 So, sorry.

01:52:32.000 I can never see what you're doing because my eyebrows go over my eyes.

01:52:36.000 I blend the color.

01:52:37.000 Like, I took the song.

01:52:38.000 I'd love to see it.

01:52:39.000 Yeah, well, we could watch the show.

01:52:41.000 I'm too cheap.

01:52:43.000 It's on the show.

01:52:44.000 I can't afford it.

01:52:45.000 Every time I say to people, oh, man, I'm a huge fan, huge fan.

01:52:47.000 You watch Censored.tv?

01:52:49.000 No, I just watch it free on YouTube.

01:52:50.000 Oh, okay.

01:52:52.000 Why don't you watch it?

01:52:53.000 Oh, I got bills.

01:52:57.000 Oh, okay.

01:52:58.000 Come on, man.

01:52:59.000 Homeless people, bums, will scrape together $10 a day for vodka.

01:53:03.000 I'm a 30-year-old with five kids.

01:53:05.000 My wife is 37.

01:53:06.000 She wants another kid.

01:53:08.000 That's old.

01:53:09.000 37?

01:53:10.000 I don't.

01:53:11.000 I told her we're getting too old to have another kid.

01:53:13.000 She wants one more.

01:53:14.000 Five kids?

01:53:16.000 I told her we would let you decide.

01:53:18.000 I make good money wholesaling cars like Alex Stein does.

01:53:21.000 I just do not want to have a retarded kid.

01:53:23.000 The choice is yours.

01:53:26.000 Don't do it.

01:53:28.000 37?

01:53:28.000 His wife is?

01:53:29.000 Yep.

01:53:30.000 How old is he?

01:53:31.000 He's 38.

01:53:34.000 Five is a fucking great number.

01:53:36.000 37, you're getting older.

01:53:38.000 You're not a great.

01:53:39.000 I'm not a great dad as far as want to run around.

01:53:42.000 They're going to be 57 when they're 20.

01:53:43.000 Play catch, and I'm like, all right, can we stop now?

01:53:46.000 It's been three, I've thrown this three times already.

01:53:50.000 40, 45, man.

01:53:51.000 40, 40, 45.

01:53:53.000 She's 37?

01:53:54.000 Yeah, but she would be 57 when the kid's 20.

01:53:57.000 Yeah, I mean, my wife had my youngest when she was, I was, what, 33?

01:54:05.000 No.

01:54:06.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:54:07.000 I was 43, fuck.

01:54:08.000 So she was 39.

01:54:12.000 Yeah.

01:54:12.000 39 and looking for it.

01:54:14.000 Every fucking day, I thank the Lord that I didn't have any spazes.

01:54:20.000 I don't mind dumb.

01:54:22.000 I don't mind super short.

01:54:24.000 Like the kid's only ever going to be five feet tall, whatever.

01:54:27.000 That's fine.

01:54:29.000 Five foot tall dudes get married and have kids and they fuck a hot chick.

01:54:33.000 But spazz, and obviously there's retard and everything, but like that's crazy.

01:54:40.000 Of course you're happy that didn't happen.

01:54:41.000 I'm not talking about that.

01:54:42.000 I'm talking about spaz.

01:54:45.000 Autistic.

01:54:47.000 That weird walk where they're on their tippy toes like boing, boing, boing, boing.

01:54:52.000 They play baseball like the bats out here.

01:54:56.000 And the other dads don't even want to look at you.

01:54:59.000 They're just like because they feel so bad for you.

01:55:04.000 It's contagious.

01:55:06.000 There's so many of them.

01:55:08.000 Now, I lived in the city for a long time.

01:55:11.000 I didn't know a lot of kids, I guess.

01:55:13.000 But in the suburbs, they're fucking everywhere.

01:55:16.000 And I thought one of the things might be, if you have kids that are special, you don't want to be in the Lower East Side or in Brooklyn.

01:55:24.000 No.

01:55:25.000 You don't want to be near the Woos and the Choos.

01:55:27.000 You want to be out in the suburbs at the end of a dead end where you feel safe.

01:55:31.000 So maybe that's why I'm seeing so many of them.

01:55:33.000 But fucking like rocking back and forth, waiting for the bus.

01:55:38.000 Do you think maybe that's like because affluent suburbanite women may take more psych meds, a lot of like Xanax.

01:55:47.000 That's a good theory.

01:55:49.000 Another theory I was these professional executives in the fancy suburbs, they wait till 37 and 40 to have their kids.

01:55:58.000 And they take tons of fertility medicine, which is like God says, okay, I'm going to cut her off about 37.

01:56:04.000 They're like, fuck you, God.

01:56:05.000 I'm going to do another five years.

01:56:06.000 And he's like, okay, blame me if he starts talking about trains nonstop and going like that.

01:56:14.000 Even the ones you don't know are spazzes.

01:56:17.000 You start noticing after like you've seen them four times where they're like, yes, how, Mr. McInnes, how are we today?

01:56:24.000 And you're like, oh, my wife.

01:56:25.000 Who are we?

01:56:26.000 You know my wife notices?

01:56:27.000 You know those kids that are friendly with adults?

01:56:30.000 Hello, Gavin.

01:56:30.000 How are you?

01:56:31.000 My wife notices that they always go to shake our baby's hand.

01:56:34.000 Be like, hello.

01:56:36.000 Hi, how are you?

01:56:38.000 I'm a newborn.

01:56:39.000 I don't really shake hands, but I'll do it.

01:56:41.000 She has to stop herself from laughing out loud.

01:56:43.000 Hi, and who are you?

01:56:45.000 Okay.

01:56:46.000 Linda.

01:56:47.000 You see, like on Halloween, there'll be all the kids, and then there's that one kid.

01:56:51.000 He's like a wizard, and you can tell that the other mom said, you better take Darren.

01:56:57.000 And you're like, mom, are you serious?

01:56:59.000 Don't you dare fucking complain in front of him.

01:57:02.000 All right, come on, Darren.

01:57:04.000 Oh, off we go.

01:57:06.000 He's wearing sojourn.

01:57:07.000 He's got a top hat.

01:57:09.000 Yeah.

01:57:09.000 I'm actually blonde.

01:57:11.000 I'm actually not a wizard.

01:57:13.000 I'm a warlock, but whatever.

01:57:15.000 I'll forget taken.

01:57:18.000 Oh, God.

01:57:20.000 I mean, some of them are smart.

01:57:21.000 I'm not talking about like, some of them will be ministers of industry.

01:57:25.000 I just don't want my kids to be a fucking spazz.

01:57:30.000 Spazool.

01:57:31.000 Spazool.

01:57:34.000 Sometimes I wonder if maybe my father thinks that I'm a spaz at some degree.

01:57:42.000 Didn't you kill yourself?

01:57:44.000 I was killed.

01:57:46.000 Chris Cornell.

01:57:48.000 Yeah.

01:57:49.000 Yeah.

01:57:50.000 Because I was releasing a documentary about exposing child pedophilia?

01:57:55.000 That's right.

01:57:58.000 You winchester.

01:57:59.000 Can I give you a tip?

01:58:00.000 Sure.

01:58:01.000 Next time you go out sunbathing, take your hat off.

01:58:04.000 Yeah.

01:58:04.000 I don't know what you mean, man.

01:58:06.000 Okay.

01:58:07.000 And like farmers staying on your floor.

01:58:09.000 Even like Lex Freidman.

01:58:10.000 I'm counting that as a spaz.

01:58:12.000 Like if that was my son, I'd just be like, socially awkward.

01:58:16.000 Yeah.

01:58:16.000 Just autistic.

01:58:19.000 It's a bummer, dude.

01:58:21.000 We caught up with all the super chats because we got two minutes left.

01:58:24.000 We got some calls, dude.

01:58:25.000 We got a lot of calls.

01:58:26.000 Well, let's make sure the super chats are taken care of.

01:58:28.000 All right.

01:58:28.000 I'll look for all of you.

01:58:29.000 All while we talk to Jeremy.

01:58:31.000 814.

01:58:31.000 Jeremy, how you doing?

01:58:35.000 814.

01:58:36.000 Go ahead, Jeremy.

01:58:36.000 814, nigga.

01:58:37.000 Yeah, don't make an ass of me.

01:58:39.000 Hey, is it me?

01:58:41.000 Yes, you.

01:58:41.000 It's you.

01:58:43.000 Oh, it's me.

01:58:44.000 Oh, my God.

01:58:45.000 Thank God.

01:58:46.000 There's only been a couple other 814 calls tonight.

01:58:49.000 I'm so happy to be on.

01:58:51.000 Oh, my God.

01:58:53.000 I love you guys.

01:58:55.000 Thank you.

01:58:56.000 We love you, too.

01:58:58.000 I'm losing my breath.

01:58:59.000 Hey, Gav.

01:59:00.000 Yeah?

01:59:01.000 Seriously, though, I'm going to get three things tonight, and there's nothing you can do about it because they all mesh together.

01:59:07.000 Okay.

01:59:10.000 Okay.

01:59:11.000 All right.

01:59:11.000 Thanks for calling.

01:59:15.000 You already got a thing, and that was the pretending to be a fan.

01:59:20.000 Next call.

01:59:21.000 And you got the fade.

01:59:24.000 Thanks for calling.

01:59:25.000 Kevin Cole is lucky because we don't do the fade very often.

01:59:28.000 What's going on, guys?

01:59:31.000 Hey, I wanted to talk about the replacement theory.

01:59:33.000 You talked about yesterday on the Anthony's show.

01:59:37.000 And, you know, you're hitting it right on the head, but I think that a lot of it has to do with the fact that they, like, dang it, man.

01:59:49.000 You got this.

01:59:50.000 Fuck.

01:59:51.000 Come on, spit it out.

01:59:52.000 Come on now, no.

01:59:53.000 They don't care if America burns.

01:59:55.000 Like, everyone thinks that they care about us, and they're like, I'm going to replace whites with blacks because I hate whites.

02:00:01.000 No.

02:00:02.000 They're like, I need more votes.

02:00:03.000 Hey, you're changing the demographics of the country.

02:00:06.000 What?

02:00:06.000 Oh, fuck off.

02:00:11.000 All right.

02:00:11.000 Thanks for calling.

02:00:13.000 That was.

02:00:13.000 We hung up before.

02:00:15.000 Wow.

02:00:15.000 Whoa.

02:00:16.000 949.

02:00:18.000 Hey, Gabu.

02:00:20.000 What's going on there?

02:00:23.000 Hey, well, I was thinking this whole call while my audio is echoing, and at first when I called, there was no sound on the phone.

02:00:33.000 Ryan, man, I don't want to blame it on you, but it kind of sounds like it's your fault.

02:00:38.000 I mean, you call yourself medium tea, but I think the only thing medium tea on you is a shirt.

02:00:44.000 All right.

02:00:44.000 I wear large now.

02:00:47.000 I wanted to call you out because I don't think you're man enough to do this.

02:00:51.000 I don't think you can finish a whole pint of beer in one go.

02:00:55.000 Are you out of your mind?

02:00:56.000 I believe we have kegs there to test this out.

02:00:58.000 I can drink.

02:00:59.000 Gavin, I drink.

02:01:00.000 When I drink, I fucking go.

02:01:03.000 Why do you have a different face on it?

02:01:06.000 I know.

02:01:08.000 I had a pint with him the other day.

02:01:10.000 He was like, I'm not drinking.

02:01:11.000 And then he goes, oh, you have Smithix.

02:01:12.000 Like, that's the thing.

02:01:14.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

02:01:15.000 But I noticed even one pint in, he was starting to talk like a drunk chick.

02:01:19.000 I'm not saying Friday night at the show.

02:01:24.000 How many beers Brian had?

02:01:26.000 A ton.

02:01:27.000 Yeah, he gets crazy.

02:01:29.000 You know what I did?

02:01:30.000 I found your big old maker's mark and I snuck like some...

02:01:35.000 They're like, I drove three hours.

02:01:36.000 I was like, let's go.

02:01:37.000 And I had them drink out of your makers as a fun little thing.

02:01:41.000 Fun little thing?

02:01:41.000 That's stealing.

02:01:43.000 Yeah.

02:01:43.000 I'm Puerto Rican.

02:01:44.000 That's fascinating.

02:01:45.000 Officer, I wasn't stealing.

02:01:47.000 I was doing a fun little thing.

02:01:48.000 Anyway, it's 10 o'clock.

02:01:50.000 No more.

02:01:53.000 Hey, Brian, thanks for coming.

02:01:55.000 Thanks for having me.

02:01:56.000 Maddie.

02:01:57.000 Everybody.

02:01:58.000 Always a pleasure.

02:02:00.000 And then for the second time tonight, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:02:07.000 There's not no game.

02:02:08.000 You can't let the devil win.

02:02:09.000 If you don't like the God, let the Holy Spirit in.

02:02:12.000 If you don't, then the shit only go never in.

02:02:16.000 What?

02:02:16.000 Jesus Christ.

02:02:18.000 Jesus Christ.

02:02:22.000 Every word he spoke is the truth Don't believe me, read the Bible, that's the old and the new 1 Corinthians 6.18 What is say?

02:02:29.000 Away from sexual immorality Matthew 5.28, that's adultery Follow Jesus Christ and you will be set free.

02:02:36.000 Follow Jesus Christ, he's the only way.

02:02:39.000 Pick up a Bible, pray to God, and put the part away.

02:02:41.000 He will set you free.

02:02:42.000 Stop jerking off.

02:02:46.000 Stop.

02:02:47.000 What?

02:02:48.000 Check it out.

02:02:50.000 Check it out.

02:02:54.000 What you doing?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 18, 2022

GOML LIVE #173 - COP'S LIFE

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