Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 28, 2023


GOML LIVE #191 - COPS AND ROBBER "ESCAPE FROM DANNEMORA"

Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
John Wayne Eddie Steven Seagal Lady Saw Maddie O'Dell Steven Segal Tim Dickman Juanis Yan Lady Song Gen Z Steve Sigar Down
S4E245 - RYAN SPILLS THE BEANS S4E247 - CARTASTROPHE

Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

173.38

Word count

864

Sentence count

105

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

sentences flagged

Toxicity

14

sentences flagged

Hate speech

4

sentences flagged


Summary

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Eddie and Tim Dickman are back with a new segment called Robbery and Burglary, in which they talk about crimes committed in the past, present, and the future. This week's episode features a break-in at a gas station, a carjacking at a strip club, a bank heist at a mall, and a robbery at a movie theater.

Transcript

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00:00:03.000 Mr. Steve of Sigar, Friday, Madramia County Juanis Yan.
00:00:08.000 Tell him sending for Lee and the stock.
00:00:09.000 I have done no mara.
00:00:11.000 You see me?
00:00:12.000 So I from New York.
00:00:16.000 Get off my lawn.
00:00:19.000 Tell me what you really was, all night.
00:00:22.000 No one to put on this, it will make me name.
00:00:24.000 I want the body, I want the put on it.
00:00:26.000 I want the put on it.
00:00:28.000 I'm in wait nice.
00:00:32.000 When the girls start to threat, you can look at them, but you shouldn't believe it.
00:00:37.000 This is the sweet sounds. 1.00
00:00:38.000 Oh shit. 1.00
00:00:41.000 This is the sweet sounds of Steven Seagal and Lady Saw. 1.00
00:00:47.000 And Steven Segal is doing a Jamaican accent.
00:00:50.000 We can't hear you.
00:00:51.000 Gotta turn the boom box down a little bit.
00:00:53.000 Oh.
00:00:53.000 Wow.
00:00:55.000 Wow.
00:00:56.000 *thunk*
00:00:59.000 Yeah, I don't know if you heard me say that, but that's Lady Saw. 1.00
00:01:02.000 Are those the ones with the thing on the inside?
00:01:05.000 No.
00:01:06.000 Oh, good.
00:01:06.000 That's good.
00:01:10.000 Yeah.
00:01:11.000 No, there was a leak in the studio, and all the plop plops of the dripping thing splattered all over my glasses and desk.
00:01:19.000 Yeah, that's Steven Seagal being Jamaican. 1.00
00:01:23.000 And that's the, remember Lady Song, I want to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00
00:01:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:28.000 I want to ride on your dingdom. 0.99
00:01:31.000 Her and late. 1.00
00:01:32.000 They definitely fucked. 1.00
00:01:34.000 Which is gross because she's a one. 1.00
00:01:36.000 No, she's a three. 1.00
00:01:38.000 Welcome back, cops.
00:01:41.000 We've got Eddie here and Tim Dickman.
00:01:45.000 John One is late.
00:01:47.000 And John One and Eddie grew up together, both cops in the South Bronx.
00:01:51.000 Yes, we did.
00:01:52.000 Eddie, John says the kids in the neighborhood, you were such a giant that the kids in the neighborhood at the local swimming pool would stand on your shoulders and jump off.
00:02:04.000 I must admit, that is true.
00:02:07.000 Wow.
00:02:08.000 And your shirt, your jacket there says clean up on aisle 46?
00:02:12.000 Yes, it does.
00:02:13.000 Referring to the 46th president?
00:02:15.000 Okay, you seem a little straight-laced.
00:02:18.000 We've got to glube you up a little bit.
00:02:20.000 And then, of course, we have our robber, Maddie O'Dell.
00:02:24.000 Who never really robbed.
00:02:25.000 Of all the crimes you did, robbing was not a thing with you.
00:02:29.000 That wasn't my thing.
00:02:31.000 I mean, I knew plenty of people that did, but I made too much money otherwise.
00:02:37.000 Yeah, I never got robbing.
00:02:39.000 Like, say you broke into my house.
00:02:40.000 Well, if you're doing it professionally, like you have a fence and stuff like that, you're hijacking tractor trailers and stuff like that, or specific things.
00:02:47.000 You have a place to do that.
00:02:48.000 I guess I get that.
00:02:49.000 The whole fell off of back of a truck thing.
00:02:51.000 So you hijack a truck with like TVs or fur coats.
00:02:56.000 But you need prostitution, a victim of this crime. 0.99
00:02:58.000 Yeah, you need a fence to get rid of them.
00:03:01.000 Right, but like, as far as breaking into a house.
00:03:04.000 Nah, I never knew.
00:03:05.000 I knew a guy who used to do that.
00:03:07.000 Two guys I grew up with, twin brothers.
00:03:10.000 And they would go out and case houses and stuff out in Long Island.
00:03:15.000 They would steal like Tiffany lamps and art.
00:03:18.000 Okay. 1.00
00:03:18.000 Now you got a fucking lamp you got to get rid of. 1.00
00:03:21.000 Yeah, you know, but there's value. 1.00
00:03:22.000 There's money there.
00:03:24.000 His expression used to say, if I can't steal it, I don't need it. 0.89
00:03:29.000 In the old days with the boomers, older boomers, and of course their parents, you'd have a pearl necklace, you'd have a jewelry drawer, you'd have probably cash in a safe or some shit. 0.98
00:03:40.000 But Gen X and Down, we have computers that you can't touch without the password that we can shut down.
00:03:47.000 And then everything else is like Sonos built into the wall.
00:03:50.000 There's no more like stereo systems and giant speakers.
00:03:53.000 We control it with our phone, which we can track if you steal.
00:03:57.000 Now, the big theft today, I'm sorry.
00:03:59.000 Go ahead.
00:03:59.000 No, no, no.
00:03:59.000 I was just going to say, plus everybody has cameras.
00:04:01.000 Yeah.
00:04:02.000 Yeah, but the big theft today is phones.
00:04:05.000 Ironically, with the cameras, because nobody cares.
00:04:08.000 You steal a phone, you throw out the SIM chip, and you sell it to whatever market is available.
00:04:14.000 So these modern iPhones, you can take the SIM chip out and it's just an empty phone that can't be tracked or anything?
00:04:20.000 They have to do a thing called flashing it.
00:04:23.000 Wipe everything out of it.
00:04:26.000 I didn't think the iPhone had a chip in it, SIM card.
00:04:29.000 Well, take the software.
00:04:30.000 No, I don't think the brand new ones do.
00:04:34.000 Yeah, this brand.
00:04:35.000 Oh, no, maybe that's depending on.
00:04:37.000 No, the brand, brand new ones, this is whatever it is, a 13, it doesn't have a chip.
00:04:43.000 No, there's no SIM card in it.
00:04:44.000 No SIM card, I mean.
00:04:45.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:04:46.000 I used to have SIM cards for, it was like CDMA and GSMR or something like that.
00:04:50.000 I'm trying to think back to when I owned a cell phone store.
00:04:53.000 Well, the Android still has.
00:04:54.000 They still, you can still.
00:04:56.000 I know because my son just got his stolen grease.