Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 25, 2023


S4E245 - RYAN SPILLS THE BEANS


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

134.69798

Word Count

669

Sentence Count

75

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

This week on Get Off My Lawn, Gavin and Yusong talk about the first time they met each other in person, and how much they've grown since then. They also talk about what it's like to be gay in the 21st century, and what it means to be megalomanic.


Transcript

00:00:03.000 I'm from outer space.
00:00:04.000 I got Milky Way for blood, evolution in my veins.
00:00:08.000 I'm God, I've been far away.
00:00:11.000 I'm a luminane, I'll make a move star.
00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
00:00:23.000 I'm your future past and present.
00:00:25.000 I'm a fine line.
00:00:26.000 Yeah, I'm a miscellaneous illusion.
00:00:29.000 I am not really here, I'm an intrusion.
00:00:32.000 I don't swim or sink, I just float.
00:00:35.000 I don't need gravity, I just need growth.
00:00:38.000 Oh, when I move, it's an earthquake rumble.
00:00:43.000 I will never, ever fall, never stumble.
00:00:46.000 And I don't need to be humble.
00:00:48.000 Break down walls like Jericho.
00:00:51.000 Not all things gay have to do with homosexuality.
00:00:56.000 That was a lady called Iniko who's very into a lady called Iniko.
00:01:04.000 And it gives me douche chills.
00:01:07.000 That was called Jericho Acapella.
00:01:10.000 Just like unfettered egos in the arts.
00:01:16.000 And the confidence and the low IQ combined makes for some serious douche chills.
00:01:22.000 This is her other big hit, King.
00:01:25.000 People, like, this has got a budget.
00:01:27.000 I don't know who paid for this.
00:01:30.000 Why did they pay for it?
00:01:31.000 Ooh, that's a good way to launder money videos.
00:01:34.000 You pay cash to all the cameramen and everything, and then you just tell the tax man everyone loves her.
00:01:39.000 They just did it for free.
00:01:42.000 Right?
00:01:42.000 Yeah, they don't claim it.
00:01:45.000 You could do like a $500,000 video and say that it costs like $10,000.
00:01:50.000 It's better than a restaurant.
00:01:54.000 Did Kings come up?
00:01:59.000 I am a goddess.
00:02:01.000 I am so perfect.
00:02:03.000 I don't need gravity!
00:02:05.000 I don't see anything.
00:02:06.000 *music*
00:02:11.000 What's going on?
00:02:14.000 Uh-oh.
00:02:16.000 I'll try this one.
00:02:21.000 That one's cool.
00:02:22.000 That was way better.
00:02:24.000 Nice job.
00:02:27.000 That's also not showing anything.
00:02:29.000 Sure.
00:02:31.000 Oh, it's your shit internet loading, which is Ryan Reeser.
00:02:36.000 Problems.
00:02:36.000 Ryan's internet sucks.
00:02:42.000 Always wanted to be famous.
00:02:43.000 Just being real, yeah, just be aware of it.
00:02:45.000 Meet me, me.
00:02:48.000 Just being honest, I will be one of the greatest dads of all yet.
00:02:53.000 I will be one of the greatest megalomania, man.
00:02:58.000 I was checking out some D-Transition video this morning, and it was a guy talking about how he almost was castrated.
00:03:06.000 And luckily, he turned it around.
00:03:08.000 And now he's just a homo, and he doesn't think he's a woman anymore.
00:03:12.000 But even in that, and I agree with the guy, even in that world, it's still me, me, me.
00:03:18.000 I was almost this.
00:03:19.000 I was that.
00:03:21.000 Just like a trans person, their whole identity is being trans.
00:03:25.000 A D-transitioner, their whole identity is detransitioning.
00:03:31.000 It's gay.
00:03:33.000 And it's very left.
00:03:34.000 You'll notice that I got a lot to say about Tucker Carlson again, but you'll notice with the right, it's more like, how do we save this country?
00:03:43.000 How do we have more freedom?
00:03:44.000 How do we get the boot off our neck?
00:03:46.000 How do we promote free speech?
00:03:48.000 How do we save the media and make journalists real journalists again?
00:03:52.000 How do we get the information out?
00:03:54.000 How do we help people?
00:03:56.000 And then the left is always, I was at a point there where I felt that I, me, me, me, me, me.
00:04:02.000 Every rally, I told you when I went undercover with Project Very Test to a Black Lives Matter thing, there was about 15 people in the room.
00:04:09.000 And they said, why don't you just get up and say a little bit about yourself?
00:04:13.000 And then we'll start the meeting.
00:04:14.000 What?
00:04:15.000 So people went on for like two or three minutes.
00:04:19.000 Each person in the room, it took an hour.
00:04:22.000 I don't give a fuck who you are.
00:04:28.000 Also, in nerd news.
00:04:31.000 Nerduz.
00:04:36.000 What?
00:04:37.000 The nerduce.
00:04:38.000 I summon Nova Summoner in attack mode.
00:04:41.000 And how much attack does that have?
00:04:44.000 A buck is on their arms.
00:04:46.000 That's a Yu-Gi-Oh deck arm thing.
00:04:49.000 1800?
00:04:50.000 Oh, wait.
00:04:52.000 Boosted by the Sanctimate has 1700.
00:04:54.000 We know it's a thing.
00:04:55.000 We know it's on their arm.
00:04:57.000 We can see they're playing Yu-Gi-Oh!