Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #21 HIGHLIGHTS

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McInnis.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn Little late on the pause.

00:00:31.000 The end is nigh.

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00:01:56.000 No, but seriously, folks, the end is nigh.

00:02:01.000 I am here to warn thee of an imminent apocalypse.

00:02:08.000 Come follow me to the future, to the month of December, for winter is coming.

00:02:17.000 Music The end is nigh.

00:02:30.000 On December 10th, the YouTubes begin the great purge of all the right and the wrong dominates the cybersphere.

00:02:44.000 We will be banished to the tundra, forced underground, like the little hamster mammals after dinosaurs who burrowed and furrowed and ate, I guess, little dirt beans for millennia until they were able to emerge again, perhaps after the great leader's second term and could breathe again.

00:03:12.000 But I'm warning you right before the purge that we will be sent underground beneath the snow.

00:03:29.000 And why?

00:03:31.000 Why will the right be sent to darkness?

00:03:36.000 Because very recently, after being banished to only the computer medias, we still maintained influence using the truth, using free speech, open forums, using discussions, using our memes.

00:03:57.000 For man is not just genes.

00:04:00.000 Man is memes.

00:04:01.000 Man tells stories.

00:04:05.000 Man says, beware of that thing. 1.00

00:04:10.000 And another man now has his experience.

00:04:12.000 No other animal can do such a thing.

00:04:14.000 They make their silly sounds in trees and the ooh and the ah.

00:04:19.000 But man can articulate. 0.90

00:04:21.000 And that gives each individual man power.

00:04:26.000 The elites can't have the individual man with power.

00:04:31.000 So they banish his voice.

00:04:33.000 And they banish him underground.

00:04:36.000 Where he stays.

00:04:38.000 But he does not rot underground.

00:04:41.000 He sees.

00:04:43.000 He grows like a seed.

00:04:47.000 And eventually, he emerges from the ground.

00:04:52.000 Strong like an oak.

00:04:54.000 Strong where he can no longer be banished.

00:04:59.000 But that's in the future.

00:05:00.000 Right now, the end is nigh.

00:05:04.000 December 10th, the YouTubes will clean the right from the table.

00:05:11.000 Banish them all. 1.00

00:05:13.000 And then, the Googles will say, are thee profitable to the elites?

00:05:18.000 No!

00:05:19.000 Then banish thy Google account.

00:05:21.000 Then thy photos are gone.

00:05:23.000 The cloud rains down terror upon the people.

00:05:29.000 And those who do not admonish the elites.

00:05:33.000 Those who do not buy the narrative, they're gone.

00:05:40.000 Gone from the eyes of Big Brother, but not truly gone.

00:05:45.000 So I'm warning you in advance.

00:05:49.000 Batten hatches.

00:05:51.000 Store your beans.

00:05:54.000 For you must burrow, my friend.

00:05:58.000 You must burrow deep.

00:06:01.000 For we will survive this and we will emerge stronger.

00:06:08.000 But a great storm is coming.

00:06:13.000 A storm to beat all storms!

00:06:17.000 *Dramatic music*

00:06:36.000 I'm one of these people.

00:06:38.000 I'm one of these people who doesn't like geez.

00:06:42.000 I was trying to be a scary witch, but I realized I'm just Billy Connolly.

00:06:47.000 See, use people.

00:06:48.000 Hanging's too good for you.

00:06:51.000 Oh, hey, Jummy!

00:06:52.000 Gonna give us 10 guitars!

00:06:57.000 Does the mic go crackle when I do that?

00:06:59.000 A little bit.

00:07:00.000 A little bit?

00:07:01.000 A little bit.

00:07:04.000 Not gonna lie.

00:07:05.000 Wait, who was that?

00:07:06.000 George W. Bush?

00:07:07.000 Not gonna do it.

00:07:09.000 They're not gonna do it.

00:07:10.000 It's George Sr., right?

00:07:12.000 Right.

00:07:12.000 Not George Bush.

00:07:14.000 Very different sounding voices for a father and a son.

00:07:17.000 But both odd.

00:07:18.000 Now I'm gonna go from an Eva Witch. 1.00

00:07:20.000 By the way, I went to the Halloween store to get a witch nose.

00:07:23.000 And there was a big bucket, 75% off.

00:07:26.000 Not the Halloween store, drugstore. 0.99

00:07:27.000 But they didn't have a fucking witch nose. 1.00

00:07:29.000 But they had this. 0.99

00:07:31.000 And they had a bunch of cool masks.

00:07:34.000 Go to CVS right now, folks. 0.99

00:07:38.000 And you can get a lot of cool shit for sheep. 1.00

00:07:41.000 Or Dwayne Reid. 1.00

00:07:43.000 Or Dwayne Reid, the richest black man in America.

00:07:46.000 That's a Sarah Silverman Joker store. 0.97

00:07:48.000 I'm dressed like Don Cherry to commemorate Don Cherry for losing his job after 38 years.

00:07:57.000 Because what did he say? 0.99

00:07:58.000 He said, wear a fucking poppy, okay? 1.00

00:08:01.000 Thousands upon thousands of Canadians died in World War I in the poppy fields in Europe. 1.00

00:08:07.000 Went overseas, died.

00:08:09.000 It's not like it's a modern war.

00:08:11.000 So just wear a poppy, you people.

00:08:14.000 And when he said you people, he meant metropolitan types in Toronto and Mississauga.

00:08:20.000 He did mean immigrants.

00:08:22.000 He can pretend he just meant anyone.

00:08:24.000 But he was focused on what they call new Canadians.

00:08:28.000 And he meant immigrants.

00:08:31.000 And that's not even insulting to immigrants.

00:08:33.000 No.

00:08:34.000 Like, say you were in Japan and you said, hey, if you just came here, take your shoes off when you come inside, okay, you people?

00:08:42.000 But lost his job.

00:08:43.000 Now, I don't keep up with Canadian television, but I saw this clip.

00:08:47.000 Are we going to get in trouble?

00:08:48.000 By the way, just sorry, I should go back about 10 steps.

00:08:51.000 The holy end is nigh. 0.94

00:08:52.000 That witch bitch, that woman who I was just being, was saying that on December 10th, YouTube has announced new terms and conditions. 1.00

00:09:02.000 And they've been sort of the last to purge the right. 0.98

00:09:06.000 And I think they're saying, yeah, we're giving up.

00:09:10.000 We don't want you to have a voice either.

00:09:12.000 So I guarantee you I'll be gone.

00:09:14.000 But I also think every other conservative will be gone.

00:09:16.000 And young Ryan here, who I should point out is almost always wrong, says that that may also close your Google account.

00:09:24.000 And then you lose all your pictures and videos from the cloud.

00:09:28.000 So I would be backing up all your baby photos if they're on the cloud.

00:09:32.000 If you're conservative.

00:09:33.000 If you're liberal, you're good.

00:09:36.000 We're winning, though, according to The Daily Show.

00:09:40.000 White males are winning. 1.00

00:09:41.000 Trump's winning.

00:09:42.000 Conservatives are winning.

00:09:44.000 Republicans, we're all winning.

00:09:47.000 Jim Goad said that after Trump won, or not long ago, actually.

00:09:51.000 He said, can you believe we won?

00:09:53.000 Sure doesn't feel like it. 1.00

00:09:54.000 I'm at the point now where I'm sort of like, if we give you AOC, the White House, will you fuck off? 0.99

00:10:02.000 Will you leave us alone? 1.00

00:10:04.000 Jesus Christ.

00:10:06.000 What a mess this country has become. 1.00

00:10:10.000 What a fucking mess. 1.00

00:10:11.000 And it's not Trump. 1.00

00:10:13.000 It's you crybabies reacting to Trump. 0.98

00:10:17.000 That's really the problem. 0.56

00:10:19.000 It's like a bunch of kids screaming because it's bedtime and they blame the parents because it's the parents who said it was bedtime.

00:10:28.000 It's not the parents.

00:10:30.000 Bedtime happens.

00:10:31.000 Bedtime's good for you.

00:10:32.000 Jobs are good for you.

00:10:33.000 The economy's good for you.

00:10:34.000 Oh, that's just Obama's coattails. 0.99

00:10:36.000 All right.

00:10:37.000 What is the problem?

00:10:38.000 Transphobia.

00:10:40.000 Mass killings.

00:10:42.000 No, the war here is the war on masculinity.

00:10:45.000 And that's why they hate Don Cherry. 0.96

00:10:48.000 He's basically an Archie Bunker type sexist. 0.71

00:10:52.000 And they don't like that. 0.71

00:10:53.000 They don't like hockey, this new Canadian. 1.00

00:10:57.000 And I saw this show called The Social.

00:11:01.000 I guess it's Canada's The View.

00:11:03.000 And they were talking about it.

00:11:04.000 We'll probably get a strike for showing this.

00:11:06.000 They chopped the ists part of the title off?

00:11:10.000 Dude, I wouldn't be surprised if that's the undertone.

00:11:14.000 Yeah.

00:11:14.000 Probably, right?

00:11:16.000 So show this.

00:11:17.000 I think she introduces a story first, which is a little redundant.

00:11:19.000 So I want to get to this chick next to her. 0.99

00:11:21.000 I think she's sort of the, you know the Roseanne, the chick that's on the view, the really ugly lesbian? 1.00

00:11:28.000 I don't watch. 0.97

00:11:29.000 I don't know which one you're talking about. 0.99

00:11:30.000 On the view, there's the girl from the Roseanne show who threw her under the bus when all that shit hit the fans. 0.99

00:11:35.000 Oh, the skinny one. 1.00

00:11:37.000 Yeah.

00:11:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:38.000 She was on the show.

00:11:38.000 Yep.

00:11:39.000 So I think this is the Canadian version.

00:11:39.000 Okay, I know you're.

00:11:42.000 We're like the Soviets.

00:11:43.000 Everything America makes, we have a duplicate of.

00:11:46.000 But her little diatribe about Don Cherry was incredibly telling.

00:11:51.000 She accidentally peeled back the curtain.

00:11:53.000 Not her.

00:11:54.000 Let her talk, but jump ahead of her.

00:11:57.000 That one.

00:11:59.000 Backing down from the words that God is.

00:12:01.000 I love his coffers, man.

00:12:03.000 That is wild.

00:12:05.000 So in an interview with Toronto radio station News Talk 1010, Cherry said he could have stayed on, but he won't take back his comments about New Canadians.

00:12:16.000 Look at that school mom look she has. 1.00

00:12:22.000 Isn't it look?

00:12:23.000 I'm not talking about her with the air quotes.

00:12:24.000 Look at the other one.

00:12:25.000 This is really what American, what the Western politics, the culture has become.

00:12:32.000 It's become a scolding from a school teacher for being a bad boy.

00:12:37.000 And the justice system, too.

00:12:38.000 That's all bad boys.

00:12:40.000 We've got two bad boys in prison for four years.

00:12:44.000 People not wearing poppies.

00:12:46.000 And so we're going to dive into the question why this has caused a firestorm across the country.

00:12:52.000 This has hit a nerve.

00:12:54.000 She can't wait to go.

00:12:54.000 I've got to go to the bottom.

00:12:55.000 Or on the other one.

00:12:56.000 The one in the green.

00:12:57.000 She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:58.000 Wait till I do my thing.

00:13:00.000 I wrote it all out.

00:13:01.000 I read it this morning twice.

00:13:04.000 Come on. 1.00

00:13:05.000 Shut up, you fucking makeup-faced bitch who didn't invite me to the cool parties in high school. 1.00

00:13:11.000 I hate you. 1.00

00:13:12.000 She's listening for her cue for her line. 0.99

00:13:14.000 Hurry up, Bimbo. 1.00

00:13:15.000 Yeah.

00:13:16.000 We think this is.

00:13:17.000 I think it struck a nerve because I'm told he's a Canadian icon and he's a symbol of the great sport of hockey, which is the sport that unites us across this country.

00:13:27.000 And that narrative is the one that strikes a nerve with me because I don't.

00:13:35.000 What narrative?

00:13:37.000 What narrative?

00:13:37.000 That Canadians love hockey?

00:13:39.000 It's cold there.

00:13:41.000 Russians love hockey too.

00:13:43.000 What is the and that he's a Canadian icon?

00:13:46.000 Go look up icon in the dictionary.

00:13:49.000 There's Don Cherry housing estates.

00:13:52.000 We've been watching them since we were little kids.

00:13:54.000 38 years.

00:13:56.000 I'm ancient and I can't remember a Canada without Don Cherry.

00:14:00.000 I must have been like six years old.

00:14:02.000 From one flub through 38 years of you people.

00:14:06.000 Yeah, he didn't.

00:14:07.000 Look, if immigrants are a thing and you can talk about how much they improve our lives, you can say good things.

00:14:13.000 Can you also notice a negative pattern?

00:14:15.000 And there is a negative pattern there.

00:14:17.000 They tend not to wear poppies.

00:14:20.000 Worship at the altar of hockey.

00:14:23.000 I never have.

00:14:24.000 And maybe it's because of where I grew up, but there's a, and going to a couple different universities, there's a certain type of person in my mind, in my experience, who does.

00:14:32.000 And they all tended to be white boys who weren't. 0.58

00:14:37.000 She grew up in Canada, and she noticed there was a certain type of boy, a white boy.

00:14:43.000 White boy.

00:14:44.000 Like imagine saying white boy in Canada.

00:14:46.000 And she's talking about her youth, right?

00:14:48.000 Although she jumped up to university.

00:14:50.000 So let's say we're talking about like 1992.

00:14:54.000 Sorry that in a predominantly white country like Canada, you found that a lot of the fans were white boys.

00:15:00.000 Yeah.

00:15:01.000 This long hair white boy.

00:15:02.000 This long-haired girl I knew?

00:15:04.000 It's just an unnecessary adjective. 0.99

00:15:06.000 Yeah, there wasn't a lot of giant Afro black women playing hockey or enjoying it when I grew up in fucking Canada. 1.00

00:15:13.000 White boy. 1.00

00:15:15.000 Very nice.

00:15:16.000 They were not generally thoughtful.

00:15:17.000 They were often bullies.

00:15:19.000 Their parents were able to afford to put them, you know, spend $5,000 a year on minor hockey instead of $5,000, a lot of money.

00:15:26.000 You could do other things besides spending your time in the arena.

00:15:29.000 You can go.

00:15:30.000 You catching any of this?

00:15:31.000 Is she a meth?

00:15:32.000 I hadn't watched this that closely before.

00:15:35.000 Yes, hockey equipment's expensive, but hockey is so ingrained in Canadian culture that there's swap meets and there's a million ways to get it for cheap.

00:15:43.000 There's hand-me-downs.

00:15:45.000 The equipment abounds.

00:15:46.000 You can get the state-of-the-art stuff, but they're bullies.

00:15:50.000 This is why I'm playing this clip, though, because her beef isn't with Don Cherry and you people.

00:15:56.000 This is all about revenge.

00:15:58.000 The imminent purge of YouTube, it's all about revenge.

00:16:01.000 I don't like the jocks.

00:16:03.000 It's all revenge of the nerds.

00:16:06.000 That's what this is about.

00:16:07.000 And here is a nerd blowing their cover.

00:16:10.000 You think she's a nerd? 1.00

00:16:12.000 Yeah.

00:16:12.000 What makes you say that?

00:16:15.000 And by the way, if they're all bullies, who are you going to bully?

00:16:18.000 They're just bullying each other?

00:16:19.000 Well, then I guess there's no bullies then.

00:16:19.000 Yeah.

00:16:21.000 Silly lady. 1.00

00:16:22.000 Go on a trip and learn about the world? 1.00

00:16:24.000 see other things, eh?

00:16:25.000 You know, like it's, the place is a...

00:16:31.000 So let me just get this straight.

00:16:33.000 Hockey fans are a bunch of white boys who haven't traveled, and they should have used that money that their parents spent on their equipment to go and see the world. 0.87

00:16:42.000 That's why she went on her little Europe trip so she could brag about Vienna.

00:16:46.000 She's bragging.

00:16:49.000 Never got the Vienna sausage, and now she's mad. 1.00

00:16:52.000 Don Cherry is the walking and talking representative of that type.

00:16:56.000 And he's a type of person that now people want to like, and I know he's done some good things, but at the same time, when someone good is also able to make fun of people who believe in climate science, who's also able to be like, he's able to make fun of people that believe in climate science.

00:17:16.000 You shouldn't be able to make fun of them.

00:17:19.000 This is their world.

00:17:20.000 No being able.

00:17:21.000 This is the post-December 10th world.

00:17:23.000 Please sign up for free speech.tv because we are going underground like those little mammals after the ice age who are the reason we're here.

00:17:32.000 You know what I didn't realize?

00:17:33.000 Some mammals didn't go underground.

00:17:36.000 Bears, a horse, the Arctic squirrel.

00:17:39.000 Imagine a horse underground.

00:17:42.000 That's pretty cool.

00:17:43.000 They tried to go underground.

00:17:45.000 It was really uncomfortable.

00:17:47.000 We went underground like so many mammals.

00:17:49.000 It took me like three months just to build a seven-foot area that I could get into.

00:17:54.000 And then even then, the cold was still coming in.

00:17:57.000 He's bummed out.

00:17:58.000 Just a bummed horse. 0.97

00:17:59.000 Whether he's charming or not, but he's still a bigot and a misogynist when you're losing. 0.98

00:18:03.000 And a misogynist.

00:18:04.000 You have those two things.

00:18:05.000 Like, I dismiss those people.

00:18:07.000 I dismiss those people. 0.99

00:18:08.000 Look at that cuck. 0.96

00:18:09.000 What is happening there? 0.94

00:18:10.000 Look at that guy.

00:18:11.000 This is a crazy looking thing.

00:18:13.000 Wait, this is a great part of the video.

00:18:13.000 And look at her.

00:18:16.000 She doesn't appreciate him. 1.00

00:18:17.000 See, this is what women make these men, these plasticine donkeys, these losers. 1.00

00:18:23.000 And they go, what have I created? 1.00

00:18:25.000 I want to get fucked. 1.00

00:18:27.000 And I've made my husband into a weird little earthworm in a woman's blouse. 1.00

00:18:33.000 And you can see when he claps and goes, I'm doing it, honey.

00:18:35.000 And what are you even going to her?

00:18:37.000 Why are you joining her at a talk show?

00:18:39.000 Hey, honey, you want to come see The View with me? 0.89

00:18:42.000 I'd rather die.

00:18:44.000 I mean, I might go there as a joke, but to honestly go to The View with your wife and look how disappointed she is in what she created.

00:18:52.000 Yeah, she's too busy watching actual testosterone in front of her from the green shirt. 1.00

00:18:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:57.000 Wow. 1.00

00:18:58.000 Shut the fuck up, you loser. 1.00

00:19:00.000 I'm listening to a real man talk. 1.00

00:19:02.000 This guy.

00:19:04.000 I could see that again.

00:19:06.000 Yeah, it's pretty telling.

00:19:08.000 I find it interesting.

00:19:09.000 She's right. 0.99

00:19:09.000 Yeah, what the fuck is that? 0.99

00:19:11.000 And why does he look at her for approval? 1.00

00:19:14.000 I'm clapping.

00:19:15.000 That's so true. 0.78

00:19:16.000 I hate those type of people too. 1.00

00:19:18.000 Sexists and bigots and those old men. 1.00

00:19:21.000 I hate how old men aren't modern. 1.00

00:19:23.000 Look at him.

00:19:23.000 Right, honey?

00:19:25.000 That's all of two seconds, and it's the most telling thing I've ever seen. 1.00

00:19:31.000 If you're going to be such a pussy and such a cuck, your wife should at least have some tits. 1.00

00:19:36.000 Look at her disappointing face and look at him like, look at all of their faces, dude. 1.00

00:19:43.000 What is next to them, dude?

00:19:44.000 What have we wrought?

00:19:46.000 Oh my god, I gotta send that picture to China and have them make an oil painting of it.

00:19:46.000 They're dressed like.

00:19:51.000 It's much more affordable when you send it to China.

00:19:54.000 Look at these faces.

00:19:55.000 Look at his face.

00:19:57.000 Bad boy, Don Cherry.

00:19:59.000 Naughty boy.

00:20:00.000 Wow.

00:20:01.000 He's like very bad.

00:20:02.000 The guy's face is like, that did not work.

00:20:05.000 We're living in nanny culture where we all need a timeout. 1.00

00:20:10.000 That's a guy.

00:20:10.000 I'm sorry.

00:20:11.000 What'd you say?

00:20:12.000 That's a guy, right?

00:20:13.000 The one in the pink? 0.99

00:20:15.000 No, that's just an ugly person. 1.00

00:20:17.000 I believe that's a man. 0.96

00:20:19.000 Really?

00:20:20.000 There's an Adam's apple there.

00:20:21.000 Look at the face.

00:20:22.000 Look at the structure.

00:20:24.000 That's a guy.

00:20:26.000 Shouldn't be so controversial, should it?

00:20:28.000 No.

00:20:29.000 Like a country.

00:20:30.000 We shouldn't have to be constantly sitting here.

00:20:32.000 Everyone's become so androgynous that we have to constantly sit there and wonder who someone is. 0.95

00:20:37.000 And you know who that must suck for? 0.99

00:20:39.000 Slightly masculine-looking women. 0.99

00:20:42.000 10 years ago, if you were a tall woman with a strong chin and maybe you were cursed with broad shoulders, which is rough.

00:20:50.000 That's not a deal breaker, but it's rough.

00:20:55.000 People just go, that's a masculine woman. 1.00

00:20:57.000 Now, I assume everyone assumes you're a dude.

00:21:02.000 That must be embarrassing.

00:21:04.000 All right.

00:21:04.000 This is a unique show.

00:21:06.000 I guess people who just listen to the podcast are probably bummed because I used to just come up with a philosophical concept.

00:21:15.000 Like, say, when was Archie Bunker born?

00:21:19.000 And then that would just be the whole show.

00:21:22.000 Because first you have to define who Archie Bunker is.

00:21:25.000 Is it the character?

00:21:27.000 Is it the guy who played Archie Bunker?

00:21:30.000 Is it Norman Lear?

00:21:31.000 Is it Norman Lear's concept?

00:21:33.000 You know, Brain Games.

00:21:36.000 Wait, now I want to play that.

00:21:37.000 Brain Games.

00:21:38.000 Welcome back to Brain Games.

00:21:39.000 Today we're going to be talking about when Archie Bunker was born.

00:21:43.000 And I think it's important that we start out with the character, Archie Bunker.

00:21:47.000 Clearly, Norman Lear, who came up with the concept, didn't come up with Archie Bunker when he was five years old.

00:21:52.000 So let's focus on the character.

00:21:54.000 Now, Archie Bunker was a show from the 70s, I believe, that was created in reaction to what Norman Lear saw was an impending right-wing movement that sought to recreate Nazi Germany.

00:22:08.000 There was a radio announcer that he heard at the time, I believe it was popular in New York, who was anti-Semitic, anti-immigration, very right-wing.

00:22:16.000 I actually think, was that the guy who was shot?

00:22:18.000 I don't know.

00:22:19.000 I remember I couldn't find this.

00:22:21.000 Yeah, it's really hard to find.

00:22:22.000 But I remember Norman Lear saying this, so he thought, I have to stop the appeal of charming right-wingers.

00:22:28.000 I bet if we looked up this guy, he wouldn't be an anti-Semite or a racist.

00:22:32.000 He would just be like a normal conservative.

00:22:33.000 But we're hearing him through Norman Lear's ears, which is like Rob Reiner, Meathead's ears.

00:22:41.000 Question everything.

00:22:42.000 So anyway, you could say Archie Bunker was born when Norman Lear first heard that radio show, that offensive radio show, or maybe he was born like in the second season.

00:22:55.000 Because in the first season, Norman Lear said, I'm going to make this guy evil.

00:22:58.000 Everyone's going to hate him.

00:22:59.000 And then there'll be this super cool dude named Meathead that everyone will love.

00:23:03.000 But most people know that Americans aren't really racist or sexist.

00:23:06.000 They may say some unfortunate jokes or something.

00:23:08.000 But deep down, that's a tiny sliver of the American public.

00:23:11.000 And the Don Cherries of the world, the Archie Bunkers of the world, they're just old-fashioned.

00:23:16.000 And they have a good heart at the end of the day.

00:23:18.000 They kiss Sammy Davis Jr.

00:23:20.000 And when the Klan shows up in Queens, they kick him out.

00:23:26.000 So he started out the show trying to make you hate Och. 0.90

00:23:31.000 America loved him.

00:23:32.000 By the second season, Norman Lear just said, I'm getting a good paycheck. 1.00

00:23:35.000 Fine, fuck it. 1.00

00:23:36.000 I failed. 1.00

00:23:38.000 And he's doing a new Archie Bunker.

00:23:42.000 Remember, they tried to recreated it?

00:23:44.000 Justin Thoreau and Jimmy Kimmel got together and just made Archie Bunker again with Woody Harlson.

00:23:49.000 That was the weirdest little experiment, and it had zero impact.

00:23:54.000 Yeah.

00:23:55.000 The talk of that whole thing was that Jamie Foxx broke character.

00:23:59.000 Yeah, that was the only takeaway.

00:24:01.000 Here's what's going on in America right now, folks.

00:24:04.000 What's he doing?

00:24:07.000 Oh.

00:24:08.000 $260 a year.

00:24:11.000 That's all.

00:24:13.000 Oh, he's miming taste.

00:24:14.000 He's miming suicide. 0.82

00:24:16.000 He's taking a bottle of pills because she's so boring. 0.87

00:24:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.87

00:24:19.000 This really reminds me of my great-grandfather.

00:24:21.000 My Greek grandfather.

00:24:22.000 He would do things like that.

00:24:23.000 We would just open it.

00:24:24.000 Kimo, you're Puerto Rican, so your great-grandfather was like 52 years old.

00:24:27.000 He was Greek.

00:24:28.000 Oh, Greek grandfather.

00:24:30.000 Great-Greek grandfather.

00:24:31.000 Great Greek grandfather.

00:24:32.000 Was he also a rural juror?

00:24:36.000 He was Norman Lear's Ears, too.

00:24:39.000 Welcome back to Norman Lear's Ears, where we hear everything through.

00:24:43.000 Actually, America has become Norman Lear's Ears.

00:24:45.000 But here's what's going on in America.

00:24:47.000 The left has become 100% about power.

00:24:49.000 They're Bolsheviks. 0.74

00:24:51.000 And they will do whatever it takes.

00:24:53.000 It's sort of like the jihadists with Takia, right? 0.99

00:24:57.000 The jihadists say, if you're fighting jihad, you can eat pork, you can have sex with boys, whatever you want. 0.99

00:25:06.000 We're going to get banned. 0.99

00:25:06.000 Wait, I shouldn't say that. 0.99

00:25:08.000 There seems to be a tolerance to bizarre sexual proclivities with jihadist warriors.

00:25:14.000 Can I say that?

00:25:15.000 The dancing boys and all that?

00:25:16.000 Shh.

00:25:17.000 Oh, sorry.

00:25:20.000 If it helps jihad. 0.99

00:25:22.000 And the left is the same way.

00:25:24.000 Like, whatever it takes.

00:25:26.000 So you have Jewish people.

00:25:27.000 Uh-oh, this is going to get contentious.

00:25:29.000 Saying, you know what? 0.99

00:25:30.000 It would really help the left's cause if we joined AOC and CARE and started shitting on Israel. 0.98

00:25:37.000 And they go, okay, I'm in. 1.00

00:25:40.000 Fuck Israel. 1.00

00:25:42.000 Secular Jews shitting on Israel and promoting Palestine. 1.00

00:25:45.000 And why are they doing that? 1.00

00:25:46.000 Because I'll apologize later.

00:25:48.000 We got to get our numbers up.

00:25:49.000 We need power.

00:25:51.000 You hate the troops.

00:25:51.000 You hate war.

00:25:52.000 Oh, we're pulling out the troops.

00:25:54.000 Oh, wait, that makes Trump look like a hero.

00:25:56.000 Okay, don't pull out the troops.

00:25:58.000 We need to save the Kurds.

00:26:00.000 We're making Poutine later.

00:26:02.000 We only have gravy and fries.

00:26:05.000 We need the Kurds. 0.95

00:26:07.000 That joke is really cheesy.

00:26:12.000 So it's just disingenuous.

00:26:16.000 At least in the ice age, it was actual ice.

00:26:19.000 We're getting driven underground by lies.

00:26:23.000 A quick lie that was started about me.

00:26:27.000 Remember this whole thing?

00:26:27.000 Oh, yes.

00:26:29.000 So there was a shooting this morning at a high school.

00:26:32.000 As of now, one girl is dead.

00:26:34.000 And there's a rumor starting that it was Ryan Katsu-Rivera.

00:26:40.000 Yeah, on 4chan and poll.

00:26:42.000 Why did you pose with a picture of a gun?

00:26:45.000 I don't know.

00:26:46.000 I thought it looked cool.

00:26:46.000 I was in my short shorts.

00:26:48.000 And why do you have racist, sorry, anti-Semitic? 0.98

00:26:52.000 Look, you got racist. 0.98

00:26:53.000 Dude, shut that down. 0.99

00:26:56.000 Wait, I have racist what? 0.99

00:26:58.000 There's the N-word in the post below because you have such a low IQ and you're so myopic when it comes to yourself that you go, oh, picture of me, put it up. 0.98

00:27:08.000 And you don't look what's around it. 1.00

00:27:09.000 You're putting up some racist message board from 4chan, you fucking Tardo. 1.00

00:27:14.000 Well, it exists. 1.00

00:27:16.000 Oh, good. 0.53

00:27:16.000 Yeah, so does Kitty Porn. 0.53

00:27:18.000 Let's get that up there. 0.98

00:27:19.000 No.

00:27:21.000 Wow.

00:27:24.000 They're uninformed.

00:27:25.000 They think the guy shot himself.

00:27:26.000 He did not.

00:27:27.000 He's apprehended.

00:27:28.000 But are you the new Sam Hyde?

00:27:30.000 People are now going to use you for all the shootings?

00:27:32.000 Maybe.

00:27:36.000 Looking pretty good.

00:27:37.000 Yeah.

00:27:38.000 Ryan, you've got to, I'm going to say this seriously.

00:27:40.000 It's one of the few times I'm not joking when I speak to you.

00:27:42.000 You need to rein in your ego.

00:27:45.000 You need to rein in.

00:27:46.000 It's not just megalomania, but you're in love with yourself. 0.99

00:27:49.000 You're enamored with yourself, and it's fucking cheesy. 0.98

00:27:52.000 Remember that time you heard that you were mentioned on a podcast? 0.99

00:27:58.000 You were combing through the whole thing for hours to hear your name.

00:28:01.000 No, that's not true.

00:28:02.000 After I heard my reference, I was just listening because I just finished listening to things.

00:28:07.000 Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about.

00:28:08.000 The fact that you continued after is totally irrelevant.

00:28:11.000 The fact that you obsessively combed through it because you heard there was a Ryan moment.

00:28:16.000 Like even that thing, why'd you show that?

00:28:18.000 That's irrelevant.

00:28:19.000 It's not a genuine pattern.

00:28:21.000 It's not like lots of people think you're the shooter.

00:28:23.000 One dummy on 4chan put it up.

00:28:25.000 I've been told on Twitter, on Instagram, and personal messages that they're just seeing that.

00:28:29.000 It is definitely a pattern.

00:28:30.000 It's a thing.

00:28:31.000 It's on 4chan and Poll, and it's like spreading around. 0.95

00:28:35.000 And some people are convinced because they're a little dumb, and I look a little aggressive in that picture. 0.81

00:28:42.000 And I'm wearing the same shirt, by the way. 0.97

00:28:45.000 So that's not good, actually. 0.91

00:28:46.000 Also, in the impeachment hearings, do you think Adam Schiff has gay face? 0.98

00:28:50.000 Yes, I do. 0.98

00:28:52.000 He has these pursed lips.

00:28:55.000 What's that picture you showed me where his eyes were all bugged out?

00:28:58.000 Yeah, he looks like Slappy from Goosebumps.

00:29:01.000 I don't think he's qualified.

00:29:02.000 That's terrifying. 0.99

00:29:03.000 I think this impeachment is going to be a complete shit show, and the left will be totally embarrassed. 0.99

00:29:08.000 But because they're Bolsheviks, they just pivot. 0.99

00:29:10.000 So remember when Russia, they don't mention Russia anymore.

00:29:12.000 Russia's gone.

00:29:13.000 Even Roger Stone's trial, it was based on his collusion with Russia.

00:29:18.000 That was the, he was asked 600 questions, he got five wrong.

00:29:21.000 Now he's going to jail or maybe prison for five lies to Congress.

00:29:26.000 In the courtroom, they're calling it lie number one, lie number two.

00:29:29.000 And those lies, which were just basically typos, are considered contempt of court.

00:29:36.000 And they're going to throw the book at him.

00:29:38.000 But the lies, and they're not lies, the typos came in a two and a half hour interrogation about Russia.

00:29:44.000 It was determined there was no Russian collusion whatsoever.

00:29:48.000 And now the trial says we're not going to mention Russia.

00:29:51.000 We're making it all about Julian Assange and WikiLeaks.

00:29:55.000 And the fact that Stone wanted Assange to leak Hillary's emails.

00:30:02.000 Yeah, so did I. As I said this week, if you wanted Hillary Clinton to be hit by a bus and she was hit by a bus, you don't go to jail.

00:30:10.000 But in Stone's trial, it's all about how he wanted those emails to get leaked.

00:30:14.000 He said he knew someone who knew Julian Assange and then they got leaked. 0.98

00:30:18.000 So fucking what? 0.98

00:30:20.000 Actually, that's kind of a good segue into the highlights. 0.99

00:30:25.000 On this show, the Thursday show, we no longer get philosophical on the podcast.

00:30:30.000 It's all about promoting free speech.tv because I'm about to be banished there.

00:30:34.000 You're never going to hear from me outside of free speech.tv.

00:30:38.000 And no, I'm not a cocaine addict.

00:30:39.000 I just have bad allergies.

00:30:43.000 But so a good opportunity on this free show is to show you what you've missed throughout the week.

00:30:49.000 And outside of the courtroom with Roger Stone, I talked to Roger Stone's best pal, Michael Caputo.

00:30:55.000 Michael was Roger's driver when he was a young man, and they grew up together.

00:31:02.000 You know, it was a funny story I don't think is here.

00:31:04.000 When Roger met Michael, he said, look, you want to work for me?

00:31:08.000 You need a tailored suit.

00:31:09.000 At least three.

00:31:10.000 Now, tailored suits, if you're not cheap like me, and you don't outsource it. 0.93

00:31:15.000 And I know that's hypocritical.

00:31:18.000 God, I can't get my tie right.

00:31:19.000 This J-press tie is so thick.

00:31:22.000 Are $3,000.

00:31:24.000 So Michael goes, that's nine grand.

00:31:28.000 I'm 20 years old.

00:31:29.000 And Roger Stone goes, sorry.

00:31:31.000 So he gets the suits made.

00:31:33.000 And then Michael finds out later that Roger Stone ran the suit place.

00:31:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:31:38.000 He owned the tail.

00:31:39.000 That's hilarious.

00:31:40.000 He's like, you got to pay to play.

00:31:42.000 Anyway, for some reason, the state has decided that Michael and Roger can no longer be friends.

00:31:50.000 There's no justification for this.

00:31:53.000 No reason.

00:31:54.000 It's just a rule they came up with.

00:31:56.000 Because, and I know I'm streaming from the Bolshevik analogy here, we are living in a monarchy.

00:32:00.000 And there's two sets of rules here.

00:32:02.000 Michael Caputo and you and I are all in the same.

00:32:05.000 We're with the peasants.

00:32:06.000 So when a law, when someone wants to put us in prison, they put us in prison.

00:32:09.000 When they decide they want to separate two friends, they just separate two friends.

00:32:14.000 And here is Michael Caputo.

00:32:16.000 I don't know if you'll be able to tell this, but he's tearing up when he talks about it.

00:32:23.000 This is from, I think, Tuesday's show.

00:32:26.000 Bizarre, we were watching the opening statements today, and all of His allegations seemed fine to me.

00:32:32.000 Like he's encouraged Assange to release Hillary's emails.

00:32:36.000 So did I. Right.

00:32:37.000 So did NBC, ABC, CBS, Washington Post.

00:32:40.000 They were like, Roger Stone was looking for the emails, but every reporter of the Washington Post was.

00:32:45.000 Absolutely every one of them was.

00:32:46.000 And what Roger, you know, I've not been allowed to talk to Roger since he was arrested.

00:32:51.000 I've been wondering.

00:32:51.000 Why is that?

00:32:52.000 We don't know.

00:32:53.000 I don't know.

00:32:55.000 I said, that chair is safe for Caputo.

00:32:57.000 And Roger goes, no, it's not.

00:32:59.000 We can't speak to each other.

00:33:01.000 I was his driver when I was 24.

00:33:03.000 I've worked with him for, you know, all those years, ever since 1986.

00:33:07.000 And we've spoken to each other sometimes seven, eight times a day.

00:33:11.000 And to go from speaking to your best friend every day to not being able to speak to him at all for now 10 months, it's like he's dead.

00:33:20.000 But he's not.

00:33:21.000 He's being killed.

00:33:23.000 And to me, it's very emotional for me and my family.

00:33:26.000 We used to spend holidays together.

00:33:27.000 To me, there's no greater emergent call for this country than to watch what they're doing.

00:33:35.000 I mean, what Roger said before we had to stop talking is they're criminalizing politics.

00:33:42.000 They're creating a crime scene where a campaign should be.

00:33:45.000 And if they were really punishing people for colluding with a foreign nation, they'd focus on the Hillary Clinton campaign. 0.79

00:33:52.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

00:33:52.000 That's a good cut.

00:33:53.000 Someone said yesterday.

00:33:55.000 When he was tearing up there, I thought, I don't want you to cry because I don't like when men cry, especially on TV, but it's good for the brand.

00:34:05.000 It's good TV.

00:34:06.000 Because you'll notice Oprah in 60 Minutes, they always go, so when your father died, I understand you were with him?

00:34:12.000 Yeah, he died in my arms.

00:34:14.000 Must be hard not to have him with you.

00:34:16.000 Yeah, it's not great.

00:34:20.000 You must think about the things.

00:34:21.000 And then they keep pushing and pushing until the person's like, and you just see Oprah like, yes.

00:34:28.000 Gotcha, boo. 1.00

00:34:29.000 Gotcha, bitch. 1.00

00:34:32.000 One thing worth noting is GQ had an article out about Roger Stone and how terrible he is at style, how bad he looks in the courtroom. 0.99

00:34:42.000 They mentioned me in it too, which hurt.

00:34:44.000 Did they?

00:34:46.000 At one point in it, she goes, Gavin chose Fred Perry's for the Proud Boys.

00:34:49.000 Fred Perry's, of course, is the stuff of country clubs.

00:34:53.000 Have you ever been to a country?

00:34:54.000 Do you mean Brooks Brothers?

00:34:56.000 What are you talking about?

00:34:57.000 Fred Perry's at the country club?

00:34:59.000 Maybe in the 60s.

00:35:01.000 Anyway, this article, why do Roger Stone and Co.

00:35:04.000 love bad clothes?

00:35:05.000 And it's all about how terrible he looks every day.

00:35:07.000 And meanwhile, he looks impeccable.

00:35:10.000 That's a classic suit.

00:35:11.000 All his suits are tailored.

00:35:13.000 Even his suspenders look great. 0.99

00:35:17.000 And this silly cow is just ranting on about how bad he looks. 0.99

00:35:21.000 And he's not the right guy to... 0.99

00:35:25.000 That's perfect.

00:35:26.000 It's exquisite.

00:35:28.000 Anyway, and she said Milo looked terrible.

00:35:30.000 He's wearing like all Gucci suits and Yves Ceylon shoes and stuff.

00:35:35.000 Yeah, what a cornball.

00:35:37.000 But previously, there was a video that was up on GQ for 100 years, and it was all about Stone's rules for style.

00:35:45.000 And it was Roger Stone talking about what tie to wear, with what pocket square, and when you wear a tan suit, and when it's too cold for, too late in the season for a tan suit.

00:35:56.000 That was up forever. 0.98

00:35:57.000 Now that's scrubbed from the internet and replaced with these sucks. 0.98

00:36:00.000 And why did they do that? 0.97

00:36:01.000 Did they do that because Roger is all of a sudden bad at fashion?

00:36:04.000 No, because the state dictates who can like whom.

00:36:10.000 You can't appreciate Roger Stone.

00:36:12.000 You can't even be his friend.

00:36:14.000 It's totally scrubbed.

00:36:16.000 Totally scrubbed.

00:36:17.000 That's a good name for our show.

00:36:18.000 That's pretty cool.

00:36:20.000 What's this?

00:36:21.000 This is his former tailor.

00:36:23.000 What would you advise Roger Stone to wear to court in an instance like that?

00:36:28.000 Blue suit, white shirt, blue tie, white handkerchief.

00:36:32.000 Something very simple.

00:36:33.000 Roger Stone has called you his sartorial mentor.

00:36:38.000 Is that how you would classify your relationship?

00:36:41.000 Yes, I would say that.

00:36:42.000 Look at that.

00:36:43.000 He's so scared.

00:36:45.000 I guess.

00:36:46.000 Not really.

00:36:47.000 I don't like him anymore.

00:36:49.000 Don't put me in prison.

00:36:50.000 What a world we're living in.

00:36:51.000 We're living in Soviet Russia.

00:36:54.000 Although, in Soviet Russia, you would go to the gulag, you'd go to re-education camp, and then you come back redeemed.

00:37:00.000 These people now, once the left sees you as an enemy, you're irredeemable.

00:37:05.000 Stephen Miller's done forever.

00:37:08.000 Why?

00:37:09.000 Because the SPLC said that he was sending racist emails to a news source.

00:37:15.000 What are the racist emails?

00:37:17.000 Well, he didn't say anything good about people of color. 0.93

00:37:21.000 Okay, racist.

00:37:23.000 And then, like, he didn't appreciate Richard Pryor enough.

00:37:25.000 Then you look at the emails and you realize, wait a minute, he was emailing the immigration editor at Breitbart.

00:37:31.000 And he's in the Trump administration.

00:37:32.000 So it's all going to be more closed borders type stuff.

00:37:37.000 There's no actual smoking gun there. 0.71

00:37:39.000 The worst it got was we should stop immigration from all Muslims or Muslim countries. 1.00

00:37:46.000 That's the worst it got. 0.98

00:37:47.000 Yes, that's rude.

00:37:49.000 But they tie that smoking gun, that one sentence, with a million other things, and the guy's ruined forever.

00:37:57.000 Irredeemable.

00:37:58.000 No gulag, no re-education camp can save him. 0.87

00:38:01.000 He's persona non grata.

00:38:03.000 Anyway.

00:38:06.000 Going back to our week of crying headlines, I mean highlights.

00:38:10.000 Joe Biggs started to cry on his show this week on free speech.tv.

00:38:17.000 Sounds like we're titling.

00:38:20.000 Joe Biggs was crying.

00:38:23.000 No, it was very moving.

00:38:24.000 I like your new sunglasses.

00:38:30.000 It goes, Mr. Biggs, thank you for your service.

00:38:30.000 Here it is.

00:38:32.000 I wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your video about men.

00:38:34.000 It was very positive and encouraging.

00:38:36.000 Also, recently I've been wanting to find a tactical combat course for civilians, and I wondered if you knew of any with a good rep. You know, and I'll send that guy a message on that as well.

00:38:45.000 Actually, you know what?

00:38:46.000 You can check out Sheepdog Response.

00:38:48.000 That's my buddy Tim Kennedy and Dr. Mike Simpson.

00:38:51.000 Tim Kennedy was a Ranger, Green Beret, Special Forces sniper.

00:38:58.000 And then Dr. Mike Simpson Was an 18 Delta. 0.99

00:39:02.000 He was a special forces medic.

00:39:04.000 He was a Ranger as well.

00:39:06.000 And both of them co-host Hunting Hitler on Discovery Channel.

00:39:10.000 Good friends of mine.

00:39:12.000 And they do a tactical course.

00:39:15.000 They do medical stuff.

00:39:16.000 They do jiu-jitsu. 0.99

00:39:18.000 They do all this shit that's really good for training. 0.98

00:39:22.000 So that's something that you could definitely check. 0.99

00:39:26.000 Was thinking about blowing his head off and didn't do it because of one of the shows.

00:39:31.000 And that one hit hard, you know? 0.96

00:39:33.000 That's, I mean, in a good way, you know, like I'm glad that, you know, my punk-ass rambling could do something like that.

00:39:45.000 But Because we don't need people to take their lives.

00:39:59.000 Too many people out there care.

00:40:02.000 You know?

00:40:04.000 Too many people out here care about you. 1.00

00:40:07.000 And we don't need you to do anything stupid. 1.00

00:40:10.000 At all. 1.00

00:40:10.000 Nice timing. 1.00

00:40:12.000 All right.

00:40:13.000 I just want to think my uh can you get better webcam software, please?

00:40:18.000 Or just get rid of that webcam entirely?

00:40:20.000 This guy is crying, thinking about all the friends that have died, that have killed themselves after coming back from combat. 0.99

00:40:27.000 And it's like, you need to update your shitty webcam. 0.98

00:40:31.000 Yeah, that was not my idea, believe it or not. 0.99

00:40:33.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:35.000 But Ryan, you're still responsible.

00:40:36.000 That's your software.

00:40:37.000 If your software is buggy, you got to get new software.

00:40:40.000 That's happened like a hundred times.

00:40:41.000 It's the only one that works for, to my knowledge, for this tricasher here. 1.00

00:40:46.000 We need the serial number to update it.

00:40:48.000 And when it was purchased for you, I don't think we got the serial number with it.

00:40:51.000 We tried to contact you.

00:40:52.000 Let's bore everyone at home with the semantics of our technical television.

00:40:56.000 I'm limited here.

00:40:57.000 You know, Joe told me this really weird story that he'll expound upon on his show this Sunday, most likely, I hope.

00:41:06.000 Where the use of painkillers in battle is very not unregulated, but very generous, we'll say.

00:41:21.000 And if you have pain, you need opioids, no problem.

00:41:25.000 And what happens is these guys get addicted to them in combat.

00:41:29.000 So when they come back, everyone back home is scratching.

00:41:33.000 So now they have the PTSD and trying to reassimilate with society to deal with.

00:41:37.000 On top of that, they're going through opioid withdrawals and scratch.

00:41:42.000 So they're literally addicted to combat.

00:41:44.000 So the state benefits from that because now they have to go back to war to get their fix.

00:41:51.000 Maybe that's why the VA takes so long to medicate you because they want you to suffer when you come back.

00:41:56.000 So you'll be more inclined to want to be there.

00:41:59.000 How much of PTSD is state-induced?

00:42:02.000 Spooky.

00:42:03.000 Spooky.

00:42:04.000 Spooge.

00:42:06.000 When he was talking about, I think in his third episode, he mentioned that the Russians had these opiates, these non-labeled or non-brand opiates that they would just have access to.

00:42:17.000 And they're just, just take them and then use it.

00:42:19.000 So was the state administering them or were they stealing them?

00:42:22.000 No, it was just kind of not spoken about.

00:42:24.000 Like you said, Just like the heroin addicts in Vietnam.

00:42:24.000 it was unregulated.

00:42:32.000 Yeah, they would just let anything happen in Vietnam from what I was told.

00:42:35.000 Anyway, we'll let Joe explain the whole story because we're fucking this up pretty badly.

00:42:41.000 Well, you got to show the whole face. 0.73

00:42:44.000 That's from him.

00:42:47.000 Spooga.

00:42:49.000 Being good at it, if you will.

00:42:50.000 We've invented...

00:42:54.000 Actually, that's a good segue.

00:42:55.000 I like to think I've invented things because I'll have a thought and I'll be too lazy to look up if it's been done.

00:43:00.000 So I'll just go, I invented it.

00:43:01.000 Now, there's drops, like on Howard Stern, they'll have a fart sound when he mentions farts.

00:43:06.000 And then there's like Jesse Waters, where he says, this is crazy.

00:43:09.000 And it'll cut to a scene from Fast Times of Ridgemont High where he's going, I'm totally zoph, dude.

00:43:15.000 But what about a combination of the two where we do drops, but they're video drops?

00:43:21.000 Just do anything?

00:43:22.000 Like that.

00:43:24.000 I invented that.

00:43:25.000 So that reminds me of another highlight.

00:43:26.000 This week we had an invention special where I just invented a...

00:43:37.000 But let's have a look at a highlight from that episode.

00:43:41.000 Okay, wait, and we're... 0.99

00:43:46.000 Holy shit, dude. 0.99

00:43:47.000 You're in there fixing your hair. 0.99

00:43:50.000 I thought these were in order.

00:43:52.000 Well, but I'm not saying they're in order.

00:43:55.000 4440.

00:43:56.000 I got it.

00:43:57.000 I got it.

00:43:58.000 44.40.

00:43:59.000 Bless you.

00:44:00.000 Frankly.

00:44:02.000 Ladies and gentlemen.

00:44:03.000 free inventions.

00:44:03.000 Come on.

00:44:05.000 Thank you.

00:44:14.000 15 free inventions.

00:44:16.000 These are a gift to you.

00:44:18.000 Wait, why'd you say 10 free inventions?

00:44:20.000 On the card?

00:44:21.000 Yeah, there's 15 here.

00:44:22.000 No, some of them aren't.

00:44:24.000 Well, you'll see.

00:44:25.000 You're contesting my inventions?

00:44:28.000 Yeah, I mean, some of them are very close to things that might exist.

00:44:31.000 You want a jump frog?

00:44:31.000 Wow.

00:44:33.000 I don't know what that means, but yeah, I'll jump.

00:44:33.000 Jump.

00:44:36.000 I appreciate the nuts.

00:44:37.000 You got nuts, kid.

00:44:38.000 Thanks. 0.97

00:44:38.000 You got nuts. 0.97

00:44:40.000 To the Freedom Tower people about copyrights.

00:44:44.000 So that one's crossed out.

00:44:45.000 Number two.

00:44:47.000 I was going to call this the child safety feature filter, sorry.

00:44:52.000 But that's confusing.

00:44:54.000 What are you doing?

00:44:55.000 What happens in this?

00:44:56.000 It's 4402.

00:44:57.000 No, it's not. 0.99

00:44:59.000 It's in the fucking notes. 0.99

00:45:02.000 44. 0.99

00:45:03.000 What were you doing before we did the show?

00:45:05.000 We started the show today.

00:45:06.000 We started getting ready at 11 a.m.

00:45:08.000 44.40.

00:45:09.000 44.40.

00:45:09.000 And I went.

00:45:10.000 Yes, that was it.

00:45:12.000 And then we jump ahead to 4902.

00:45:15.000 That's why I just verbally said to you, jump ahead to 4902.

00:45:18.000 And that shows the whole Gangs of New York thing.

00:45:22.000 Well, you have to think about a different way to list that because this is what it looks like.

00:45:26.000 That's why I said to you verbally while we were watching, jump ahead To 4902.

00:45:32.000 Okay, and did I?

00:45:34.000 No, you jumped ahead to after the because what it says is like 44, whatever, dashed to 49.

00:45:40.000 So it looks like there, that's a five-minute clip.

00:45:42.000 It's like from here to here.

00:45:43.000 That's how you write out a time code.

00:45:46.000 I just realized that I'm wrong, and I was thinking of ridiculosity, which is our next clip.

00:45:52.000 I apologize for losing my temper at you.

00:45:56.000 Everything was perfectly normal.

00:45:59.000 Everything was playing smoothly. 0.95

00:46:01.000 I just had a ridiculous childish temper tantrum for no reason. 0.87

00:46:05.000 Is that true?

00:46:07.000 But don't play the music from that episode because we'll get a copyright strike.

00:46:11.000 And I know that just means demonetization, which they did to me years ago, but we're just adding to the fodder of the December 10th purge.

00:46:18.000 Yeah, I say we go with a bang and just play Star Wars.

00:46:21.000 Star Wars kiddie porn. 0.98

00:46:22.000 Star Wars kiddie porn. 1.00

00:46:29.000 Fuck that. 1.00

00:46:30.000 Okay. 1.00

00:46:32.000 Yo, what's up, fucking Ollie? 0.99

00:46:37.000 I thought we were playing the ridiculous. 0.99

00:46:40.000 No, I explained that that was why I fucked up. 0.96

00:46:43.000 So go back to inventions and show invention number one. 0.94

00:46:48.000 Got it.

00:46:49.000 Which should start around 44, 45?

00:46:53.000 44.

00:46:54.000 Okay, let's go here.

00:46:57.000 All right.

00:46:57.000 I'm mad at both of us now.

00:47:01.000 15 free inventions.

00:47:03.000 These are a gift to you.

00:47:04.000 Wait, why'd you say 10 free inventions?

00:47:07.000 On the card?

00:47:08.000 Yeah, there's 15 here.

00:47:09.000 No, some of them aren't.

00:47:11.000 Well, you'll see.

00:47:12.000 You're contesting my inventions?

00:47:14.000 Yeah, I mean, some of them are very close to things that might exist.

00:47:18.000 Wow.

00:47:18.000 You want a jump frog?

00:47:20.000 I don't know what that means, but yeah, I'll jump.

00:47:20.000 Jump.

00:47:22.000 I appreciate the nuts.

00:47:24.000 You got nuts, kid.

00:47:25.000 Thanks. 0.97

00:47:25.000 You got nuts. 0.97

00:47:26.000 The Italians call it Moxie. 0.69

00:47:28.000 These inventions, I'm not going to sue you when you invent them.

00:47:31.000 You will make tons of money.

00:47:33.000 They are brilliant ideas that I've had.

00:47:36.000 And I don't want to put the money down and get the trademark and go through all that crap. 0.99

00:47:42.000 I don't have time for that shit. 0.99

00:47:43.000 So you have to get the venture capital. 0.99

00:47:45.000 I'm not funding it, by the way.

00:47:46.000 Don't ask me for any money.

00:47:48.000 And I've already invented a bunch of stuff.

00:47:49.000 I'm done with inventings, but I still have an inventor's brain.

00:47:52.000 So I'm passing these on to you as a gift.

00:47:56.000 All right.

00:47:56.000 Number one.

00:47:57.000 You're like a shark tank cuck. 1.00

00:47:58.000 This is a free shark tank cuck. 0.99

00:48:00.000 I'm like shark tank Santa.

00:48:02.000 Cuck? 0.86

00:48:03.000 Oh my a cuck. 0.58

00:48:04.000 Because you're watching other people pitch your inventions. 0.71

00:48:08.000 Yeah, whatever.

00:48:11.000 You're really sassy today.

00:48:12.000 Yeah.

00:48:13.000 When it comes to inventions, you know.

00:48:15.000 Number one, this place in history.

00:48:18.000 It's an app for your phone.

00:48:21.000 And what you do is, you know how there's those, I was going to say astrology apps.

00:48:26.000 Astronomy apps.

00:48:28.000 Not girls, boys. 0.99

00:48:30.000 Where you can lie down in your backyard at night and you shine your phone up and it tells you what all the constellations are.

00:48:39.000 Oops. 1.00

00:48:41.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:48:42.000 You just disappeared. 1.00

00:48:43.000 Hold on, one second.

00:48:46.000 Well done.

00:48:48.000 Your arrogance seems really justified. 0.86

00:48:51.000 Arrogance.

00:48:52.000 So yeah, it tells you what the planets are, what the stars are, what the constellations are.

00:48:58.000 And if it's any constellation, I don't know a lot of them either.

00:49:04.000 And you can move your phone all over the place, and it automatically maps where you're going.

00:49:07.000 Play that video.

00:49:09.000 Has everyone seen this before?

00:49:10.000 I mean, it's not great for us city folks because we rarely see the stars, but for the rest of the people out there.

00:49:16.000 And we don't need the audio.

00:49:18.000 I just think it would be nice if it was moving.

00:49:21.000 For some reason, they kept it on a pause here.

00:49:25.000 Really?

00:49:25.000 Nothing moves here.

00:49:26.000 Yeah.

00:49:27.000 Because you got a lame video.

00:49:29.000 Huh.

00:49:30.000 Anyway, so it's that, but you're in New York and you scan it down.

00:49:34.000 Like I went to Aldo's Shoes on Broadway because Bill the Butcher was killed there.

00:49:38.000 And I told the people at Aldo, I go, did you know Bill the Butcher died here?

00:49:40.000 And they go, we don't, I don't like that.

00:49:42.000 We don't care.

00:49:43.000 It was the manager.

00:49:44.000 And I guess she didn't want tourists coming by and wasting her time.

00:49:46.000 I kind of get where she's coming from. 0.98

00:49:48.000 She was like, shut up. 0.98

00:49:49.000 I don't want people to know. 0.97

00:49:51.000 But Ryan claims there's a problem with this investment.

00:49:54.000 Wait, let me finish it before you poo-poo it. 1.00

00:49:57.000 So there's a Gangs of New York tour on your phone.

00:50:00.000 And you look at a topographical map, and you can see like where the Know-Nothings were, where the Bowery boys were, what the various TERFs were. 0.53

00:50:10.000 And then you can go to the spot where this guy died or this battle was.

00:50:13.000 And then there's a separate one for jazz.

00:50:16.000 And you have a topographical map, and it shows you where Louis Armstrong got in a fistfight with Clarence Clements.

00:50:23.000 I don't know anything about jazz, nor should anyone.

00:50:26.000 And all the photography, whatever you want.

00:50:29.000 There's different apps for different things.

00:50:31.000 And you just shine your phone around.

00:50:33.000 And it could even show you what the building looked like back when Bill the Butcher was killed.

00:50:40.000 So throughout history, it'll show you what stuff looks like.

00:50:43.000 Yes.

00:50:44.000 Well, this is the Freedom Tower Elevator.

00:50:46.000 So it takes you up.

00:50:48.000 It shows you when it was merely grasslands and swamplands.

00:50:51.000 Real estate was much cheaper then, obviously.

00:50:53.000 A couple beads.

00:50:54.000 We bought that for some beads and $14, but that was a fuck ton of money back then.

00:50:59.000 And there's no evidence that the Indians we bought Manhattan from owned Manhattan. 0.88

00:51:03.000 They may have just been passing through and they went, thanks for the $14.

00:51:07.000 And so now they're going through the history of the Brooklyn Bridge being built.

00:51:11.000 Yeah.

00:51:11.000 Built.

00:51:14.000 Okay, that is a lot of my idea.

00:51:17.000 But my idea is more about this location, this happened.

00:51:23.000 But all right, fine.

00:51:24.000 Someone's thought of that before.

00:51:25.000 You have some building blocks.

00:51:26.000 You may have to talk to the Freedom Tower people about copyrights. 0.98

00:51:31.000 I'm realizing a lot of my inventions suck. 0.98

00:51:34.000 They don't suck. 0.93

00:51:35.000 They're so good they've been invented before. 0.95

00:51:36.000 Yeah.

00:51:37.000 What about a thing where you turn on a switch and the room just fills with light like it's day, even at night?

00:51:42.000 That was Thomas Edison.

00:51:44.000 That's actually a light bulb.

00:51:45.000 Oh, I wish there was the other Tesla guy.

00:51:47.000 Surrounded by them.

00:51:49.000 Yeah, I guess all I'm saying is I wish tourism apps were more sophisticated.

00:51:55.000 And I guess the free market is saying, yeah, so do we.

00:51:57.000 There's no demand.

00:51:58.000 Like the amount of UX Your app would need to shine your phone around and see the gangs of New York is like a $2 billion app.

00:52:08.000 So I'm surprised I invented.

00:52:10.000 But since that episode aired, I have invented something.

00:52:13.000 So I walk around with my son on my back sometimes, my youngest boy, and I just carry his feet.

00:52:18.000 And, you know, I was thinking at places like Disneyland where you don't want a stroller and stuff, it'd be cool if you just had a very sturdy belt, not a normal belt.

00:52:29.000 Although there could be a version that attaches to your normal belt.

00:52:34.000 Then you can just put them in your backpack.

00:52:36.000 Yeah, then they could be foldable.

00:52:38.000 Could be two like lycra things. 0.59

00:52:41.000 Oh, no, you just attach them to your belt and they're floppy.

00:52:45.000 Yeah, that's a cheap one.

00:52:46.000 It's just got clips that go in.

00:52:47.000 Well, let's show the piggyback belt.

00:52:49.000 This is what I invented since that episode aired.

00:52:55.000 Wait, get me out of the way.

00:52:56.000 You want the real, the symmetrical dynamics, yeah.

00:53:00.000 Now, notice how it's sturdy, tough leather.

00:53:03.000 Yeah.

00:53:04.000 And then when the kid's not on you, it doesn't matter, right?

00:53:08.000 And the beauty of that is you don't have to deal with the stroller or anything, and the kid is using a lot of his weight to hold on.

00:53:15.000 So when you Google piggyback, when you Google it.

00:53:17.000 I didn't Google it because I just like that I invented something and I'm very proud of myself.

00:53:23.000 Is there piggyback belts?

00:53:26.000 Show what you're looking at.

00:53:27.000 I just searched it.

00:53:28.000 Oh.

00:53:29.000 Well, there's things very similar.

00:53:31.000 Okay.

00:53:32.000 You'll notice, though, those are just fancy backpacks.

00:53:36.000 Wait, what is this?

00:53:37.000 That's a hip accessory.

00:53:39.000 See, but look, and this is crucial.

00:53:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:42.000 And that was another invention.

00:53:43.000 I want there to be a new sticker on products called Not Safe.

00:53:48.000 And it's a skull and crossbones.

00:53:51.000 It's on medicine.

00:53:52.000 It's on knives.

00:53:55.000 Lasers.

00:53:55.000 Kids' knives.

00:53:56.000 Kids' fucking machetes. 1.00

00:53:59.000 Crack vials. 1.00

00:54:00.000 Crack vials.

00:54:01.000 And it'll be on things that are not FDA approved.

00:54:04.000 And you can't sue me because when you bought it, you saw the sticker that said not safe.

00:54:09.000 So my thing is not safe. 1.00

00:54:10.000 Because if a kid decides not to hold on, he's going to fall and hit his head on a fucking knife. 0.99

00:54:16.000 But these things, you'll notice they all have backup plans. 0.99

00:54:19.000 Like they'll have a clip that goes to a harness around the kid.

00:54:23.000 So now if the kid stops holding on, he falls.

00:54:26.000 Okay, that's safe.

00:54:27.000 And you likely won't be sued because even if his feet fall out and he faints, he'll still sort of be hanging there like a backpack.

00:54:34.000 That's not what I'm selling.

00:54:36.000 I'm not selling safety.

00:54:38.000 Wait, why'd you leave it?

00:54:39.000 It was way better before. 0.97

00:54:42.000 Yeah, see, look at all that crap you got to lug around and you got the big wood piece. 0.94

00:54:48.000 That's not that much better than a stroller. 0.98

00:54:50.000 Mine is just a belt with big loops.

00:54:53.000 And the cheap one I'm talking about is just your belt with two little things on that could just be flopping around like the Orthodox Jews with those little strings that hang down. 1.00

00:55:05.000 I used to know the name of that.

00:55:06.000 But this is under Reddit, this picture, Reddit, mildly interesting.

00:55:12.000 So, I mean, your invention is...

00:55:14.000 It's mildly interesting.

00:55:15.000 You're battling for the...

00:55:16.000 I might make that, although my boy's getting too big.

00:55:23.000 Safety last is my motto with child rearing.

00:55:26.000 Convenience first.

00:55:27.000 Yeah, this thing is not portable.

00:55:27.000 Yeah.

00:55:29.000 Some parent told me recently that they saw my middle child on his bike and he didn't have his bicycle helmet thing.

00:55:34.000 They were just dangling.

00:55:35.000 It's like, I don't care.

00:55:36.000 I don't like bicycle helmets.

00:55:37.000 Yeah, who do?

00:55:39.000 Which are users.

00:55:41.000 Also, this week, we got dope with the kids, my fellow kids, and we checked out a bunch of viral videos on our new hit show, Ridiculosity.

00:55:52.000 That's right.

00:55:53.000 And that takes a jump because the first one isn't very good.

00:55:57.000 Oh.

00:55:58.000 So we do.

00:55:59.000 We start at 1611.

00:56:01.000 We show the cool card, and then we jump to 2442.

00:56:06.000 Okay. 0.99

00:56:10.000 Yo, what's up, fucking Ollie? 0.99

00:56:15.000 Welcome to Ridiculosity, where we catch up on some videos that aren't quiet, that are told, that are the GOAT. 0.99

00:56:24.000 You're going to watch them and be like, dead.

00:56:26.000 They're super mad.

00:56:29.000 I said all the ones on my list there.

00:56:32.000 A hype.

00:56:32.000 Hype's old, isn't it?

00:56:34.000 Okay, let's just go...

00:56:36.000 Is when they go...

00:56:45.000 When they go, okay, and they're freaking out.

00:56:51.000 And then the guy goes, there's something wrong with your seatbelt.

00:56:53.000 Your seatbelt's not right.

00:56:54.000 And they go, what?

00:56:55.000 What?

00:56:56.000 And then they start checking and they go, ka-chung-foom, and send them off. 1.00

00:57:01.000 But let's see who freaks out more.

00:57:04.000 We use this to summarize both races for eternity. 0.91

00:57:07.000 Anecdotal evidence pertaining to black guys will. 0.95

00:57:20.000 Oh, this is great when they wake up and then start screaming. 0.94

00:57:26.000 Oh, this is the classic one, yo. 0.99

00:57:28.000 This is one of the best ones Ah shit No laughter The grunt back to passing out. 0.97

00:57:39.000 I shouldn't make fun of those guys until I've actually done the slingshot. 0.99

00:57:42.000 I might be fainting up a storm.

00:57:44.000 Why did I do it?

00:57:45.000 I didn't do it.

00:57:46.000 I was supposed to do it this past time.

00:57:48.000 That's not news, Ryan.

00:57:49.000 Don't say that.

00:57:49.000 I know, but we should do it.

00:57:51.000 Why would you add to the conversation that you haven't done a thing?

00:57:53.000 Well, it's been a thing for me.

00:57:55.000 We go to Wildwood since before I was born.

00:57:56.000 My parents have been going, and I've never done the slingshot, and I've always wanted to.

00:58:00.000 And it gets more expensive every year.

00:58:01.000 Last year was like $20.

00:58:03.000 Now it's like $40.

00:58:04.000 Do your imitation of your dad that you did to your mom today that had her convinced she was talking to her ex-husband, ex-boyfriend.

00:58:12.000 Rakshan, today we are in the city.

00:58:14.000 So if you want to eat something, I can see you.

00:58:16.000 Is your webcam broken?

00:58:17.000 Eat something.

00:58:19.000 Yes, I'm frozen.

00:58:20.000 Why are you frozen, Ryan?

00:58:22.000 I think it's because the camera made bad something crazy.

00:58:28.000 He always says something crazy.

00:58:29.000 Something crazy.

00:58:31.000 It's like the Quebecois.

00:58:31.000 We never say that.

00:58:33.000 They always say, that's it, that's all, fuck them all. 0.99

00:58:36.000 And I'd always say to them, you're saying in English saying that we've never said. 1.00

00:58:40.000 We don't say that's it, that's all, fuck them all. 1.00

00:58:42.000 You're making up. 1.00

00:58:43.000 You guys made up a colloquialism that's not in our language.

00:58:46.000 It's actually impressive.

00:58:47.000 That's it, that's all. 1.00

00:58:48.000 Fuck them all us, see? 1.00

00:58:52.000 Are we almost done with the highlights? 1.00

00:58:57.000 Yes, there's the Daily Show rant.

00:58:59.000 The Daily Show.

00:59:00.000 So here's the thing.

00:59:01.000 Oh, something I want to say about that previous clip, Slingshot.

00:59:04.000 So I said, you heard me quipping that we'll use this video to summarize the two races forever, right?

00:59:12.000 And then I thought, that joke maybe wasn't obvious enough.

00:59:15.000 And in this world of thought policing, you have to overstate all your satire.

00:59:20.000 So I said anecdotal evidence just to make it clear. 0.63

00:59:23.000 And I guarantee you that someone will say, or someone could easily say, McInnes declares a video of a black man fainting summarizes the black race. 0.86

00:59:35.000 And that's the kind of language that was in Max and John's transcripts in the trial, where they'll say this horribly outrageous thing, and you'll go, no, no, no, that was a joke that was lampooning racism.

00:59:47.000 Like, obviously, that clip about the slingshot is mocking the concept that you take two people and summarize two entire races from that thing. 0.98

00:59:56.000 But the way they operate now is they're willfully ignorant. 1.00

00:59:59.000 They're purposely blind to jokes in order to further their shit. 1.00

01:00:05.000 You look like you have the wrong timing on this. 0.99

01:00:08.000 No, 57.55.

01:00:12.000 For the daily show.

01:00:14.000 57.54.

01:00:14.000 Or 54.

01:00:16.000 Okay, but wait, wait, before we show that.

01:00:19.000 Imagine if you just say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was being racist.

01:00:22.000 So long story short, before I started the Prowboys, the comedian Dante Nero and I had a competition to see who could not beat off for the longest.

01:00:32.000 And we first said 10 days, then we said 30. 0.95

01:00:34.000 And then we went through this crazy shit where we were singing in the shower, dancing in the streets. 0.98

01:00:39.000 We had a different attitude to people. 0.98

01:00:40.000 Hey, how you doing?

01:00:41.000 Our handshakes were better. 1.00

01:00:42.000 Sex with his girlfriend. 1.00

01:00:44.000 No, I wasn't having sex with his girlfriend. 1.00

01:00:46.000 His sex with his girlfriend and my sex with my wife was vastly improved. 0.99

01:00:50.000 Both of our relationships with our significant other had vastly improved. 0.97

01:00:53.000 And we went, this is a revelation.

01:00:55.000 I guess the Catholics were right. 1.00

01:00:57.000 Beating off is bad for you and porn is bad for you. 0.96

01:01:00.000 And then I discovered the documentary, Your Brain on Porn, and the whole no-fap movement that had long been established. 0.89

01:01:07.000 And then I learned about how erectile dysfunction in young men has increased like a thousand percent since pornography became normalized and all the terrible things that porn has done to our culture.

01:01:18.000 But the Daily Show learned that Nazis also felt this way. 0.97

01:01:22.000 So if Hitler used toilet paper and you used toilet paper, then you're a Nazi. 0.99

01:01:27.000 And in this Daily Show segment, they said that the alt-right, which they're throwing me into, even though the alt-right wants to kill me, is forcing men not to masturbate in order to control them. 0.99

01:01:43.000 Because if you can make a man not masturbate, you can make him do anything. 0.99

01:01:49.000 Doctor is clearly against masturbation. 0.98

01:01:52.000 I can see you thinking that anti-masturbation laws are draconian if someone chopped your hand off for beating off. 0.88

01:02:01.000 Can we hear the background of this, please?

01:02:03.000 Did someone get mad that you touched yourself too much?

01:02:07.000 Yeah.

01:02:09.000 Men are so angry.

01:02:10.000 They're not strangling their pepes. 1.00

01:02:13.000 They know how to masturbate. 1.00

01:02:15.000 They're not going side to side, right? 0.99

01:02:17.000 They know it's up and down.

01:02:18.000 I don't think this is a technique issue. 0.95

01:02:20.000 They are actually trying not to masturbate.

01:02:23.000 Used to take me hours. 0.93

01:02:24.000 Now it's like, you know what I mean?

01:02:26.000 Well, I have one hand, so you know, it gets lots of practice.

01:02:30.000 You know what's kind of cool about...

01:02:30.000 Just pause.

01:02:34.000 No fap was started by this guy who's against pornography. 0.85

01:02:40.000 Couldn't be less racist.

01:02:41.000 Racism and fap, it hasn't occurred to him.

01:02:44.000 I had it on my old show a few times.

01:02:44.000 I guarantee it.

01:02:46.000 Or the documentary, Your Brain on Porn.

01:02:48.000 There's nothing racial about it, but they inject this into everything. 0.98

01:02:52.000 And when he says alt-right leaders are telling people not to masturbate, he's talking about me and Jordan Peterson, for example. 0.98

01:03:01.000 Lots of people say don't masturbate. 0.98

01:03:03.000 Yeah. 0.88

01:03:04.000 That was getting repetitive.

01:03:06.000 This whole highlights thing is getting repetitive.

01:03:07.000 Let's stop.

01:03:08.000 Actually, let's go behind the paywall soon.

01:03:12.000 But you had some things you wanted to talk about. 0.91

01:03:13.000 We mentioned Schiff's gay face.

01:03:15.000 I got to that. 0.93

01:03:16.000 Yeah.

01:03:17.000 Slappy from Goosebumps Face.

01:03:19.000 We got the JQ style thing.

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01:04:14.000 It's tricky in New York with all these stupid laws. 0.99

01:04:17.000 There should be two Americas, as far as I'm concerned. 1.00

01:04:20.000 The wanting to eat what's safe and FDA approved.

01:04:25.000 And then the this is a very dangerous piggyback belt that was invented by a member of the leader of the alt-right.

01:04:34.000 And your child could die.

01:04:36.000 So don't sue us.

01:04:38.000 I mean, we have that with everything, right?

01:04:40.000 There's those sex consent apps.

01:04:42.000 I was talking about having a fight consent app.

01:04:45.000 When you go to an amusement park, you sign away your rights, right?

01:04:48.000 If you go on some ride, you know those ones where you have to sign?

01:04:50.000 Like I went to this sky thing where you go on top of a fan and you can float and you got to sign like 100 documents.

01:04:56.000 Or RPM, the raceway.

01:04:58.000 You spend about 10 minutes signing your rights away when you walk into that place.

01:05:02.000 We should have that for products too.

01:05:04.000 For literally everything.

01:05:05.000 Are you, Sir, just put, you know, when you go to CVS and they say, Do you want to donate to charity?

01:05:05.000 Yeah.

01:05:09.000 There should be a thing when you put your piggyback belt on the counter and they say, You realize you can't sue for this, right?

01:05:15.000 Yeah.

01:05:15.000 Okay, can you just click that box?

01:05:17.000 Yep.

01:05:18.000 Or just recognize you saw the skull and crossbones.

01:05:21.000 Yep.

01:05:22.000 Like those cool lasers that you could like light a cigarette with.

01:05:26.000 You know, we can't have cool things because somebody would sue for it.

01:05:28.000 We want cool things.

01:05:30.000 Yeah.

01:05:30.000 Again, we want it to be like the 70s where you could die if you went outside.

01:05:35.000 I want lead paint toys, MSG Chinese food.

01:05:38.000 My friends had go-karts when I was a kid.

01:05:40.000 My parents were Scottish and way too cheap, but it wasn't unusual just to see an 11-year-old kid go, meow with like a lawnmower engine and some steel frame that his welder friend had made and a wheel that goes flying off.

01:05:55.000 And then he'd go wipe out no helmet for miles.

01:05:58.000 Remember how many, well, you're too young, but when I was a kid, everyone had a cast.

01:06:02.000 If you hadn't had a cast in your life.

01:06:02.000 I had a cast.

01:06:05.000 Never.

01:06:06.000 You were a derogatory epithet for same-sex couples.

01:06:11.000 That's how we talk.

01:06:12.000 What's the acronym for that?

01:06:13.000 We should call people that.

01:06:14.000 Derogatory. 0.78

01:06:15.000 Derogatory epithet for same-sex couple. 0.97

01:06:18.000 You were a desk. 0.92

01:06:19.000 You're a desk.

01:06:20.000 Come on, you desk.

01:06:21.000 Get up.

01:06:23.000 The new phrase that's sweeping the alt-right.

01:06:25.000 The alt-right has decided that using desk is a solution to basically polite speak.

01:06:34.000 They're against politeness because Hitler was rude.

01:06:38.000 And they're trying to recreate World War II in order to commit genocide. 0.62

01:06:44.000 I can't believe they called Jordan Peterson alt-right leader. 0.97

01:06:47.000 Another al-right leader, Jordan Peterson, who has a swastika tattooed on his foreskin. 0.93

01:06:53.000 That's not true.

01:06:55.000 Jordan Peterson talks about cleaning your room.

01:06:58.000 Yes, I do.

01:06:59.000 Hitler was. 0.93

01:07:00.000 The Nazis also were huge on clean rooms.

01:07:03.000 Doesn't make me enormous.

01:07:05.000 This bed was apparently made with a ruler.

01:07:08.000 Afterwards, he would flatten the sheets out with a long yardstick. 1.00

01:07:11.000 Your bloody mind? 0.98

01:07:13.000 Jordan Peterson and the Nazis both want you to have a clean room so you can have a clean mind. 1.00

01:07:19.000 And by that, they mean a white nationalist.

01:07:21.000 That's not true.

01:07:23.000 You're starting to get sort of black with your Jordan Peterson.

01:07:26.000 That's not true, right?

01:07:28.000 I'm a black Brit now. 0.90

01:07:29.000 Ugh. 0.79

01:07:30.000 That's tough.

01:07:30.000 That annoyed me.

01:07:32.000 That's not fun.

01:07:32.000 All right, so we're about to drift away behind the paywall.

01:07:36.000 The people who have subscribed to free speech.tv will continue to hear the show.

01:07:42.000 We'll take calls.

01:07:42.000 We're going to hear from a woman in Denmark who's dead.

01:07:45.000 Oh, okay.

01:07:46.000 Yeah, we'll start with that while the calls accrue.

01:07:46.000 We are going to have to.

01:07:49.000 Maybe you put the number on the screen.

01:07:50.000 So are we leaving the...

01:07:52.000 Goodbye, free people.

01:07:54.000 That's what you missed this week.

01:07:56.000 And after December 20th, I assume we won't be seeing these on YouTube anymore.

01:08:01.000 Please feel free to steal everything on my YouTube channel. 0.98

01:08:05.000 Put it wherever the fuck you want. 0.99

01:08:06.000 If you steal from free speech.tv, and it's not like a two-minute clip, I'm going to come down hard on you. 0.98

01:08:12.000 But in general, steal all my YouTube content. 0.94

01:08:15.000 Go nuts with it.

01:08:16.000 Let's let a thousand flowers bloom, as Mal once said.

01:08:21.000 And I guess I'll, how about you just sign up and I'll see you Monday. 0.98

01:08:35.000 Thank God those losers are gone. 0.98

01:08:37.000 Oh, finally. 0.97

01:08:40.000 We can finally talk semi-freely, more freely. 0.96

01:08:44.000 Ew, a white piece of paper, racist.

01:08:48.000 Hitler had a white piece of paper. 0.98

01:08:50.000 I bet he did.

01:08:50.000 He said, he once said, und van Iven, vagstoven, und van joven, which means the entire nation of Germany should be a white piece of paper.

01:09:00.000 With no scribbles.

01:09:02.000 With no scribbles.

01:09:04.000 What these people do when they talk about the boogeyman of the alt-right is they make it appealing.

01:09:10.000 And when you say half of the country is racist, Donald Trump is a white nationalist, when they keep repeating again and again, it has the reverse effect. 1.00

01:09:18.000 And people go, oh, I thought white nationalists were dicks. 1.00

01:09:21.000 Trump is what? 1.00

01:09:22.000 Yeah.

01:09:23.000 I guess I'm one too. 1.00

01:09:25.000 When you say that if you don't like beating off and watching porn, if you're not a literal wanker, then you're a Nazi. 1.00

01:09:30.000 And you go, oh, okay, I guess I'm a Nazi then. 1.00

01:09:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:09:35.000 That sucks. 0.99

01:09:36.000 I thought they were bad guys. 0.99

01:09:37.000 I was all wrong.

01:09:38.000 Yeah, I guess they're the good guys.

01:09:40.000 Okay, let me see here.

01:09:41.000 Setting up the corner.

01:09:43.000 So can we show that video as numbers accrue?

01:09:46.000 Can you show the number on the screen, please?

01:09:48.000 I'm going to throw the number up, but I have to...

01:09:53.000 Why?

01:09:53.000 What are you doing?

01:09:54.000 I got a call in with the Skype.

01:09:57.000 So step one will be complete in two seconds.

01:10:00.000 Step one.

01:10:01.000 Number.

01:10:05.000 We are trying to fix the call system, but it's complicated and it's a pain.

01:10:10.000 We're getting Garrett from Compound.

01:10:13.000 Come check it out.

01:10:14.000 I take your complaints very seriously, folks at home.

01:10:18.000 So, yeah, there we go.

01:10:20.000 718.

01:10:22.000 What is it now?

01:10:22.000 400.

01:10:24.000 That's a kind of a cool number.

01:10:26.000 695 now.

01:10:26.000 It's got a 69 in it.

01:10:28.000 It's got Brooklyn.

01:10:28.000 Hell yeah.

01:10:29.000 Yo, Brooklyn.

01:10:30.000 No sleep till I was playing guitar here with my son, and he goes, what does that mean?

01:10:38.000 No sleep till Brooklyn.

01:10:39.000 Because that's one of the things.

01:10:40.000 What does it mean?

01:10:41.000 Well, they're on tour.

01:10:43.000 What does it mean?

01:10:44.000 They're on tour, and they're probably in, I don't know, could be Chicago. 0.99

01:10:50.000 And they're just like, let's just fuck keep giving her. 0.99

01:10:52.000 Well, Chicago's a little far away. 1.00

01:10:54.000 What's like 12 hours away?

01:10:58.000 Chicago's probably 16.

01:10:59.000 Florida is probably 18.

01:11:02.000 North Carolina?

01:11:03.000 Maybe they're in North Carolina.

01:11:04.000 They just did a show.

01:11:05.000 Like, we could get a motel and sleep or we just could party on the bus.

01:11:09.000 What it really, the song is really about is about having cocaine on your tour bus.

01:11:12.000 Ah, I assume.

01:11:14.000 We're not sleeping until we get to a place of rain.

01:11:17.000 Got the blimmy and the dooney and the boomy and the dooney. 0.55

01:11:21.000 That's basically them, yeah.

01:11:22.000 I was never a big fan of it. 1.00

01:11:23.000 You know what I hate about Beastie Boys is that they had that stupid, silly adolescent stage With the giant inflatable penis on stage. 1.00

01:11:32.000 And it was a big part of my life in 1984. 1.00

01:11:35.000 I was 14 when that album came out.

01:11:37.000 We were parting our asses off.

01:11:39.000 It was one of those rap bands you're still allowed to listen to if you're punk.

01:11:43.000 And what's the word?

01:11:47.000 Disqualify.

01:11:48.000 They apologize.

01:11:50.000 They something disavowed.

01:11:51.000 Disavowed.

01:11:52.000 That's the word I'm looking for.

01:11:53.000 They disavowed that time in their lives and apologized for how horrible they were.

01:11:57.000 Look, we know you were young. 0.99

01:11:58.000 You were fucking 19. 0.99

01:12:00.000 Don't apologize for being 19. 1.00

01:12:03.000 Then a bunch of 19-year-olds go, oh, I guess I'll be ashamed of this when I'm older.

01:12:09.000 I think the left turns Chads into nerds because by being illogical, they're like, you did that and that's racist.

01:12:16.000 And then you're like, wait, no, not really, because this and this and this, and we're being reasonable with unreasonable people.

01:12:22.000 That's this book I'm reading, Douglas Murray, The Madness of Crowds.

01:12:26.000 And he talks about how now that we've erased religion and logic, the latter more importantly, people are going crazy, desperately clawing.

01:12:36.000 And so they get this new set of values, which is basically just astrology.

01:12:40.000 This new value system where up is down and down is up. 0.99

01:12:43.000 And blacks are racist. 0.98

01:12:45.000 And he talks about an article that I got to look up. 0.99

01:12:49.000 It was about bicycle accidents and how women tend to be victims of the more. 0.77

01:12:53.000 Because they're basically, you ever see a woman on a bike? 0.96

01:12:55.000 They look like Kermit the Frog.

01:12:57.000 They're like, do, do, do, I don't know what I'm doing.

01:12:59.000 And I just pictured that very well.

01:13:02.000 The headline of the article is, men are making roads that are killing women.

01:13:07.000 Oh my God.

01:13:08.000 No, it's not.

01:13:08.000 Yes, it is.

01:13:10.000 Okay, what about this?

01:13:13.000 We have the road here, then there's a bunch of flowers, right?

01:13:16.000 And then it makes a sharp right turn.

01:13:19.000 Right where the flowers are.

01:13:20.000 Women are going to want to go to cliff. 1.00

01:13:22.000 So they'll be going, pretty flowers.

01:13:25.000 We've teamed up with the coyote from Looney Tunes.

01:13:28.000 Yeah.

01:13:31.000 I could not but notice your plans for this road system seem very dangerous to women. 1.00

01:13:36.000 Yeah, a little bit.

01:13:38.000 I love it. 0.97

01:13:40.000 I fucking love it. 1.00

01:13:43.000 Fuck them all. 1.00

01:13:45.000 Should we show the Denmark rape victim? 1.00

01:13:47.000 Yeah.

01:13:49.000 So does this need some splaining to do?

01:13:50.000 Well, yeah, her name is... 0.96

01:14:00.000 So yeah, politician Willie Dilly, who was gang raped and threatened for further fighting Islam, commits suicide. 0.83

01:14:07.000 So she was, you know. 0.59

01:14:08.000 Can I just have a funny angle on this?

01:14:10.000 Sure. 1.00

01:14:11.000 Ladies, if you're going to go up against something as big as Islam, you better have some pretty big cohonets and almost be a little fucked in the head. 1.00

01:14:19.000 Like Milo and I are fucked in the head. 1.00

01:14:22.000 Biggs is a warrior. 1.00

01:14:24.000 Laura Loomer is a little fucked in the head. 1.00

01:14:27.000 I love her, but she's a little like you got to be a little jagged if you're going to take these people on. 1.00

01:14:34.000 And this woman might just be a good person.

01:14:37.000 Yeah.

01:14:38.000 And that's why it doesn't work out.

01:14:40.000 Like Lauren Southern, good, good person, nice person.

01:14:43.000 She went to South Africa.

01:14:44.000 She took on Islam. 1.00

01:14:46.000 She got fucked in the head. 1.00

01:14:48.000 She went cuckoo. 1.00

01:14:49.000 Cuckoo.

01:14:50.000 You know, this is like long-form horror, I think.

01:14:54.000 You know, like, well, how long is it?

01:14:56.000 It's a minute 57.

01:14:58.000 This was Ryan's contribution to the show, folks, and I think it's relevant.

01:15:01.000 But if he's packaged it in a boring way, then I apologize.

01:15:05.000 I'm a political activist and I just want to know the world the truth.

01:15:12.000 15 maitre 2017, I'm a political activist.

01:15:18.000 You're covering the word rape.

01:15:19.000 You're covering the word rape.

01:15:37.000 The threats are increasing and nobody does anything.

01:15:39.000 Think about the people doing audio. 0.99

01:15:41.000 Last week it got worse since you were stopped in Yipburg by two Moroccans in a car who said that we're going to cut your throat slowly soon. 1.00

01:15:53.000 And we'll let you bleed to death because you continue to fight Islam. 1.00

01:15:56.000 It's necessary. 1.00

01:15:59.000 But people don't notice that.

01:16:02.000 And the authorities.

01:16:03.000 Yeah, now this afternoon it happened again while I was busy with something else and while I was walking with a child.

01:16:07.000 And it's the same threat again.

01:16:10.000 And I'm just afraid that they'll get my children or my guests.

01:16:15.000 I can't live with that, but I want the fight against Islam to continue. 1.00

01:16:18.000 It's such an intrinsically bad thing.

01:16:20.000 They don't think women are anything at all. 1.00

01:16:22.000 They do not like us at all.

01:16:24.000 They want our freedom of speech to be restricted.

01:16:26.000 And only after all that has happened will they be happy, and I can't do that.

01:16:30.000 I must continue to fight, but if I continue to fight as a politician, my family is in danger.

01:16:38.000 So if I'm going to die, then that is the only way.

01:16:39.000 I can't handle it with my family.

01:16:43.000 So that's why I decided to quit.

01:16:46.000 I want everyone to know that the police in the Netherlands are totally failing, and the Pauline Krieke has just failed.

01:16:52.000 Furthermore, I want to again apologize to my family, but I just can't take it any longer.

01:17:00.000 And then she later killed herself.

01:17:02.000 She later killed herself.

01:17:03.000 Right after that video.

01:17:05.000 Yeah, she was naive to think that she was strong enough for this fight.

01:17:11.000 Like Tommy Robinson almost lost his mind.

01:17:13.000 And Tommy Robinson is the bravest man I've ever met in my life.

01:17:17.000 And one of the best fighters I've ever met. 0.97

01:17:19.000 Like Tommy Robinson in prison, the first time, no one talks about this, way before all this recent shit. 0.92

01:17:24.000 This is maybe six years ago. 0.98

01:17:25.000 They put him in a cell with these Somalians who had earned the right to have boiling water in their cell. 1.00

01:17:31.000 So they, it was to murder him.

01:17:34.000 The authorities there put him in that cell so he would be murdered.

01:17:36.000 So the Somali throws the boiling water at Tommy. 0.99

01:17:40.000 Tommy fucking Jason bourns under it. 0.99

01:17:44.000 Larry Barnes up with a right, overhand right, and beats the living shit out of both of them, thereby saving his own life. 1.00

01:17:53.000 Damn. 1.00

01:17:54.000 Is she up for that? 1.00

01:17:55.000 Like, I hate to criticize someone who killed themselves, but I'm saying to other people, this is a heavy game.

01:18:02.000 Like, Heather Heyer, If you're there to fight Nazis, I don't know, you're there in flip-flops and leggings.

01:18:09.000 Like, these people are, according to you, the most dangerous people in the world.

01:18:14.000 Arm up.

01:18:14.000 You should know MMA or something, and you should be ready.

01:18:18.000 Especially if you don't have a government system that's behind you.

01:18:21.000 They're not doing anything about it.

01:18:23.000 Yeah, I don't like seeing women at these things on either side. 1.00

01:18:26.000 Okay.

01:18:27.000 Who invites a woman to a rumble? 1.00

01:18:30.000 Not I. It says to me.

01:18:33.000 We got Destiny on the line.

01:18:34.000 You want to talk to her?

01:18:35.000 Sure.

01:18:36.000 It could be Dustin, but I'm calling.

01:18:38.000 Hey, Destiny. 0.75

01:18:39.000 Hey, guys.

01:18:42.000 It's Dustin.

01:18:44.000 Not anymore.

01:18:45.000 It's not.

01:18:46.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:18:46.000 Hey, I was just reading again.

01:18:52.000 I do about once a year.

01:18:53.000 I got the audiobook version.

01:18:57.000 There's like an echo or something going on.

01:19:00.000 Okay.

01:19:01.000 Keep talking.

01:19:04.000 But I was going to say, y'all should do like a Death of Cool book question episode.

01:19:11.000 But I was going to ask if you had any more crazy Dr. John stories or anything like that.

01:19:16.000 And then also, did you really eat your own jizz or is that just for the book or what's going on with that?

01:19:23.000 Yeah, thanks for calling. 1.00

01:19:25.000 That sounded like shit, as usual, Ryan. 0.99

01:19:28.000 We've got an echo on it. 1.00

01:19:30.000 People can't talk right when there's an echo.

01:19:33.000 Two stories there.

01:19:34.000 Remember in that book, The Death of Kool, I said very clearly, if there's any lies in this book, I'll pay you $1,000.

01:19:41.000 Now, if I got a date wrong or a name wrong, obviously that's not it.

01:19:44.000 But if I wrote in the book that I ate Moan Jizz and I didn't, then you get $1,000. 1.00

01:19:48.000 I can't believe I did that when I look back.

01:19:51.000 I would never consider that now.

01:19:53.000 But it was like, you know, you're whatever it was, 20 years old, living with a bunch of lesbian, anarchists, feminists, roommates, and I had it there, and I was just like, whatever.

01:20:04.000 I'm as surprised as you are, yeah.

01:20:05.000 You haven't read my book?

01:20:07.000 No, not yet.

01:20:08.000 I can't read books.

01:20:09.000 You can't read books.

01:20:10.000 I can't sit still long enough to do it.

01:20:12.000 Whatever happened to the joke is over.

01:20:15.000 I love that book.

01:20:16.000 And I couldn't get past, like, I got pretty far in it, and I'm just like, I want to talk to Ralph again.

01:20:22.000 I want to hear about Hunter again.

01:20:23.000 I want to be where he puts you there, wherever he's talking about.

01:20:26.000 You've got to force yourself.

01:20:28.000 The first 10 pages are a slog because you're used to reading tweets.

01:20:31.000 And then after 10 pages, you start to get into the rhythm.

01:20:34.000 That was something.

01:20:35.000 I mean, you go work out.

01:20:36.000 You're lifting weights.

01:20:37.000 Just think of it as a mental workout.

01:20:39.000 After 10 pages, you get into the beat, and then you get into the groove.

01:20:45.000 But Dr. John, so he's talking about a story in this book where I was with one of my employees as a tree planter was a genius who taught at MIT but had lost his mind.

01:20:58.000 And his mind had fractured into himself, Dr. John, Snuggles the dog, and the Nietzschean Übermensch.

01:21:06.000 And the Übermensch and Snuggles would have these huge fights where the Ubermensch would yell, you are a bear and you eat in the garbage. 0.73

01:21:14.000 And Snuggles would say, no, no, please, please.

01:21:17.000 And the Ubermensch would murder him, I guess, a lot.

01:21:20.000 And people often ask me, what happened to Dr. John? 0.97

01:21:23.000 I was told that John is a homeless man in Toronto now, freezing his ass off. 0.59

01:21:29.000 His family have tried again and again, kidnapping him, making him take his drugs. 0.93

01:21:34.000 When he takes his schizophrenia drugs, he's normal.

01:21:37.000 But what I hear from these drugs is it's sort of like anvils for shoes, and you're just sort of slogging along.

01:21:44.000 But when you embrace the craziness, you're alive again.

01:21:47.000 What a strange curse God created.

01:21:51.000 So he's chosen not to take his medication. 1.00

01:21:53.000 He's chosen to choose lunacy, and he's a stinky old bum as far as the last info I got was. 0.99

01:22:01.000 I hope I'm wrong. 0.92

01:22:03.000 You had no audio there, Ryan.

01:22:04.000 I know.

01:22:05.000 Let's see if we're still getting echoes on the phone.

01:22:07.000 Okay.

01:22:10.000 Brandon calling about giving a couple tips regarding the Proud Boys that recently went to prison.

01:22:15.000 Spent a lot of time in jail myself.

01:22:16.000 Go ahead.

01:22:19.000 Hey, man.

01:22:20.000 Hey, you're breaking up a little bit, but I can hear you.

01:22:22.000 Can you guys hear me okay?

01:22:23.000 Yeah, we hear you fine.

01:22:27.000 All right.

01:22:28.000 First thing, important for the Proud Boys that are in jail now, I spent about six months in gun club.

01:22:38.000 I was falsely accused of a robbery, and I was put in with the worst of the worst in gun club down in Palm Beach County.

01:22:46.000 I eventually ended up being found not guilty.

01:22:50.000 But I found a lot of good survival methods for jail.

01:22:55.000 I mean, the first day in there, you had to fight.

01:22:57.000 There was a bum laying dead on the floor.

01:23:00.000 And it was an absolutely crazy experience.

01:23:03.000 So what I started doing, I started teaching Bible studies.

01:23:08.000 I started teaching people how to read because most people in jail don't even know how to read.

01:23:14.000 And that was a good survival strategy for jail.

01:23:18.000 Now, what you guys don't realize with all these contributions is their commissary is going to get stolen from them.

01:23:27.000 People are going to jump them for their commissary and steal their commissary while they're gone.

01:23:32.000 So what you want to mainly invest in is free phone calls and just give these guys advice.

01:23:38.000 Every day they want to work out. 0.99

01:23:40.000 They want to bust their ass. 1.00

01:23:42.000 And you know what the black guys ended up saying about us? 1.00

01:23:45.000 They're like, damn, nigga, you get in full because you can pack on some pounds. 1.00

01:23:51.000 Yep, right. 1.00

01:23:53.000 So that's a good thing.

01:23:56.000 But they're in prison, my friend.

01:23:58.000 You rub your nose or your eyes again.

01:24:01.000 So here's the solution for your crazy problem with allergens.

01:24:07.000 Buy a HEPA filter for your office today.

01:24:11.000 Can I ask you how old you are?

01:24:13.000 How old are you?

01:24:14.000 AP12HH.

01:24:17.000 It's $130 on Amazon.

01:24:19.000 Buy that so I don't have to watch you rub your nose anymore.

01:24:22.000 How old are you?

01:24:23.000 As far as peeing the bed is concerned.

01:24:25.000 Can you hear me?

01:24:25.000 Yeah.

01:24:26.000 Sir?

01:24:26.000 How old are you?

01:24:27.000 Gavin is asking you.

01:24:29.000 Yeah.

01:24:29.000 So we change your.

01:24:33.000 Yeah, I can hear you.

01:24:34.000 Yeah.

01:24:34.000 How old are you?

01:24:38.000 I am 37.

01:24:40.000 All right, I'm 49.

01:24:42.000 And Max and John are in prison, not jail. 1.00

01:24:45.000 And what gives you the right, as a 37-year-old, to talk to someone 10 years older than them like you know shit? 0.99

01:24:52.000 You don't think it's occurred to me to get an allergy filter in my office? 0.99

01:24:57.000 Like, why are you the expert of the world? 0.98

01:24:59.000 Six months ain't jack shit. 1.00

01:25:01.000 They're in fucking prison, dude. 1.00

01:25:06.000 They're not in jail. 1.00

01:25:07.000 I really understand that, but six months in jail still gives you some experience.

01:25:11.000 It doesn't give you prison experience, my friend.

01:25:14.000 Totally different world.

01:25:20.000 A lot of people would argue that jail is worse, especially gun club.

01:25:24.000 But hey, if you don't want to take my advice, that's fine.

01:25:27.000 Thanks for your call.

01:25:27.000 All right.

01:25:31.000 I just hate the tone from these people.

01:25:35.000 Well, that might be something.

01:25:35.000 You know?

01:25:36.000 And yes, I'm aware the commissary gets stolen.

01:25:38.000 And the way the phones work in upstate New York prisons is you pay for an account with the phone company, and then when they call, it comes out of your account.

01:25:50.000 So I put 50 bucks into my personal phone number, and now when they call me, it comes out of that 50 bucks.

01:25:56.000 I can't give them money for calls.

01:25:58.000 And as far as commissary goes, in prison, they're in a box with two guys.

01:26:03.000 So one guy would have to steal it from the other guy.

01:26:06.000 He's not in an open area.

01:26:11.000 Looking into HEPA filters.

01:26:14.000 I don't even know if it's allergies.

01:26:17.000 Hey, this is Christian.

01:26:18.000 Talking about transgender stuff.

01:26:21.000 What's up, Christian? 0.96

01:26:23.000 Hey, actually, I want to change it up.

01:26:28.000 Phone's breaking up a little bit.

01:26:29.000 Just letting you know.

01:26:31.000 Are you calling me on a phone or a Fisher Price toy?

01:26:38.000 No, no, no.

01:26:39.000 I'm calling you on a cell phone.

01:26:40.000 My house is awesome.

01:26:44.000 Thanks for calling.

01:26:45.000 I don't want anyone to call if they're calling from a place that doesn't have good reception, please.

01:26:50.000 You waste everybody's time.

01:26:55.000 Charles.

01:26:58.000 Charles, you're online.

01:27:00.000 Hello.

01:27:00.000 Hello?

01:27:04.000 Hey, first off, I'd like to say, Gavin, the way you say us is so cute.

01:27:11.000 Thank you.

01:27:15.000 Also, I'd like to say, I think the whole political conversation should really be centered more on the sovereignty of the individual.

01:27:27.000 Okay.

01:27:30.000 It's just getting away from that.

01:27:32.000 And I don't think that's right.

01:27:33.000 You know, you got intersectional people, you know, grouping people.

01:27:40.000 But America, Christianity, all founded on this idea of individual sovereignty.

01:27:45.000 What are your thoughts?

01:27:46.000 Yeah, that's a good example with that is the sort of transgender bathrooms. 1.00

01:27:50.000 If you're a woman and you pass as a woman, just use the female bathroom and shut your face and no one cares. 1.00

01:27:56.000 And if you don't pass as a woman, well, you should understand that you're making everyone uncomfortable. 1.00

01:28:00.000 You're what's called a weirdo. 0.98

01:28:02.000 And I've been a weirdo. 0.80

01:28:03.000 I was a punk rocker for a long time.

01:28:04.000 I accepted that I made people feel uncomfortable.

01:28:07.000 I didn't demand other people accept me.

01:28:10.000 This whole obsession with making people accept you, like they say, I used to watch shows and no one who looked like me was on the show. 1.00

01:28:17.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:28:18.000 Just watch the show. 1.00

01:28:19.000 If you don't want to watch it, don't watch it.

01:28:22.000 But this thing about free speech is we are being prevented from talking to people.

01:28:27.000 We're being driven underground.

01:28:28.000 Someone said to me the other day, yeah, I know YouTube's shutting you down.

01:28:31.000 You should try Vimeo. 0.99

01:28:32.000 I'm banned from Vimeo, dumbass. 1.00

01:28:35.000 I'm so sick of this fucking advice all the time. 0.99

01:28:38.000 But yeah, it all comes down to the sovereignty of the individual because there's two types of people in politics. 0.99

01:28:44.000 People who want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the fuck alone.

01:28:48.000 Does that answer your query? 0.55

01:28:50.000 You know, by the way, somebody, he's gone.

01:28:53.000 Somebody sent me in, they're from Kentucky University or something like that.

01:28:56.000 And in the men's bathroom, there's tampons and tampacs.

01:29:01.000 Crazy. 0.96

01:29:03.000 Jacob mustache. 0.88

01:29:05.000 It's something crazy.

01:29:06.000 Jacob, mustache.

01:29:07.000 You're on the line.

01:29:08.000 Go ahead.

01:29:11.000 Hey, Gavin, I love your mustache, dude.

01:29:13.000 That thing is awesome.

01:29:14.000 You look like Czar Nicholas of Russia.

01:29:17.000 He had diabetes and the same neck as Nancy Pelosi.

01:29:23.000 Thank you.

01:29:24.000 Thanks for calling.

01:29:25.000 Great call.

01:29:27.000 That was critical and mean.

01:29:29.000 That was painful.

01:29:30.000 Julian.

01:29:31.000 This side looks like it's going up like crazy, but I think it's the lights.

01:29:35.000 Lights camera act shot.

01:29:37.000 Oh, wow.

01:29:38.000 You do kind of look like him with diabetes.

01:29:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:29:40.000 That's the oldest fucking reference in the book. 0.99

01:29:43.000 Oh. 0.99

01:29:45.000 How bizarre.

01:29:46.000 How bizarre.

01:29:47.000 Julian, farting around significant other.

01:29:50.000 Go on now.

01:29:54.000 Come on.

01:29:54.000 Come on, Julian.

01:29:55.000 Bry guy.

01:29:56.000 Hey, man.

01:29:57.000 Question. 0.93

01:30:00.000 This is getting so fucking teasy. 0.94

01:30:00.000 Go ahead. 0.94

01:30:02.000 I am dating a new girl that I'm quite interested in and been holding my farts in around her. 0.99

01:30:12.000 And I'm at the point right now where I'm having to go into the kitchen and start washing dishes and just make loud noises so that way I can fucking fart and shit. 0.99

01:30:24.000 Why don't you just go to the bathroom? 1.00

01:30:25.000 Is it true that you really have not farted around your wife? 0.98

01:30:30.000 I'm really trying to court my gal for as long as I can, which would be as long as possible because the goal is to marry and make babies.

01:30:40.000 So do I have to really hold my farts in?

01:30:43.000 Well, you don't have to hold your farts.

01:30:45.000 The rest of my life?

01:30:46.000 You don't have to hold your farts in, but yeah, you can never, ever fart around your significant other.

01:30:52.000 I met my girlfriend, my wife, in 2001.

01:30:56.000 20 years.

01:30:57.000 Now, of course, there's times where I think I'm safe, and I let one go in the kitchen, and then she walks into the kitchen and goes, oh, Jesus. 0.96

01:31:03.000 It's just bad.

01:31:04.000 We have separate bathrooms.

01:31:06.000 I forget who was this.

01:31:07.000 Maybe it was Michael Caine.

01:31:08.000 He said, The secret to a long marriage is to always have separate bathrooms. 1.00

01:31:12.000 She should never smell your shit. 1.00

01:31:14.000 She doesn't need to know how human you are. 1.00

01:31:16.000 And you should never smell her shit. 1.00

01:31:18.000 Your wife shouldn't fart in front of you. 1.00

01:31:19.000 God forbid.

01:31:20.000 That's unthinkable.

01:31:21.000 But if you feel a fart coming along, you got to go into the bathroom, fart it, close the door. 1.00

01:31:26.000 Shit smell is allowed in the bathroom, obviously. 1.00

01:31:29.000 And here's another one. 0.99

01:31:30.000 If she's asleep or falling asleep and you figure you can get one out, and usually the ones at the end of the night aren't that bad, open up your anal lips like this and just blow it out so she doesn't hear it. 0.95

01:31:47.000 And it might smell, but it won't smell bad enough to wake her up. 0.93

01:31:50.000 But yes, I was not lying when I said you should never fart around your significant other.

01:31:56.000 Next call, please.

01:31:57.000 Oh.

01:31:58.000 Right?

01:31:59.000 We've got James.

01:32:02.000 James talking about Roger Stone.

01:32:04.000 DC.

01:32:06.000 Hold on, clicking.

01:32:07.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:32:07.000 Hey, yeah.

01:32:08.000 Hey, man.

01:32:09.000 Yeah, I work in D.C. a lot, and I am blue-collar.

01:32:13.000 I'm an electrician, apprentice. 0.96

01:32:16.000 And I think that whole situation is such bullshit because that could happen to any of us, and there's nothing we could do. 0.98

01:32:25.000 And the fact that they're just completely stonewalled. 1.00

01:32:29.000 And then the impeachment, if you paid any attention to that, it makes me sick how fucking corrupt D.C. is. 0.99

01:32:38.000 And D.C. is America. 0.99

01:32:40.000 It's a monarchy we're living in right now.

01:32:43.000 And Roger blasphemed the queen, Hillary.

01:32:47.000 And I know it seems weird that the king is on trial, but this isn't a normal monarchy.

01:32:52.000 We have a king who was elected by the people that the entire castle wants to murder.

01:32:59.000 So, yes, our guy is at the top, but the top, he's sitting there with a sword, smashing it down on everyone else.

01:33:06.000 He's the only guy we have in the monarchy, and the monarchy is way too powerful.

01:33:11.000 It's like Steve Bannon said, do you think they'd give it up without a fight?

01:33:14.000 But I got to say, D.C. is one of the most vile places when it comes to politics.

01:33:18.000 And it's not just the top brass.

01:33:20.000 The people on the street, like Milo and I getting attacked.

01:33:23.000 You're never safe there if you're a famous conservative.

01:33:26.000 It's kind of different than Berkeley.

01:33:28.000 It's more vicious.

01:33:30.000 It seems like Berkeley with knives.

01:33:33.000 I heard people saying that it seems like it's like built on an Indian burial ground or something.

01:33:38.000 It just feels evil.

01:33:40.000 And I look at it, and I, yeah, I've gotten that vibe.

01:33:42.000 It's spooky.

01:33:43.000 It really is.

01:33:44.000 Okay.

01:33:45.000 But kudos to you for having the tenacity to get a trade.

01:33:48.000 You are going to be rich, my friend.

01:33:50.000 If you're an underachiever in New York and you're in the unions as an electrician, you're looking at $120K a year after overtime.

01:33:58.000 Your kids are going to have a dirt bike.

01:34:01.000 You're going to have a cottage upstate that the mortgage is nothing for you.

01:34:06.000 You're going to be doing all right, and you'll always have work.

01:34:09.000 You are going to get electrocuted pretty badly at least three times.

01:34:13.000 Yeah, yeah, definitely.

01:34:16.000 Can I say one last thing?

01:34:17.000 Yeah.

01:34:19.000 All right.

01:34:20.000 Well, being white Caucasian, you know, in this construction field, you know, I'm surrounded by immigrants.

01:34:27.000 I have no problem with that.

01:34:29.000 But it's the reaction I get from regular people in the buildings, you know, white, upper class. 1.00

01:34:37.000 And they just, just the vibe that I get from them, it's despicable because they look at me like, you know, I'm some fucking lower class, some bullshit. 0.99

01:34:48.000 But here I am probably, you know, installing their entire fucking building. 1.00

01:34:54.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:34:54.000 You're making more money than them. 0.99

01:34:57.000 You're making more money than them.

01:34:58.000 And as far as what you're contributing to society, if you can't turn on the air conditioner in July, you don't have an office and nothing is being produced.

01:35:07.000 You're crucial to the economy's survival.

01:35:10.000 But what are they doing?

01:35:11.000 They're pushing papers around.

01:35:13.000 They're working in HR. 0.99

01:35:14.000 They're dealing with the complaint where someone said shit fart at a meeting and they're wondering if that is grounds for some sort of a pink ticket. 0.98

01:35:22.000 Like they're not actually creating anything. 0.99

01:35:24.000 If they didn't come to work that day, for many of them, the world would be better off. 0.98

01:35:29.000 They're not helping society and yet they have that shitty attitude. 0.99

01:35:32.000 And you know where else I see that shitty attitude? 0.98

01:35:34.000 When you see liberals like Will Summer, when we were checking into this courtroom in D.C. with Roger Stone, I mentioned this earlier. 0.98

01:35:42.000 The black dudes who check your keys and take you through security, we'd obviously joke with them. 1.00

01:35:47.000 They're bored. 0.98

01:35:47.000 We're having fun. 0.98

01:35:48.000 And when you could see Will Summer, for them, it was like something out of the Star Wars bar.

01:35:54.000 Like he and them were two separate species.

01:35:57.000 There was no rapport. 0.99

01:35:59.000 They don't appreciate black people at all. 0.88

01:36:02.000 They just see them as something that they want to have equal rights, but they want to keep them over there. 0.97

01:36:06.000 He had a bubble boy vibe.

01:36:08.000 Even his little bubble jacket.

01:36:10.000 It's like, I'm just floating through.

01:36:11.000 Just don't mind me.

01:36:13.000 Well, good luck surviving DC, man.

01:36:14.000 Thanks for calling.

01:36:15.000 Who's next?

01:36:16.000 We've got Hibachi.

01:36:19.000 Hibachi.

01:36:23.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:36:24.000 I just wanted to know, is Hibachi a form of Asian menstrual show?

01:36:30.000 Is Hibachi a form of Asian menstrual show?

01:36:34.000 Kind of. 1.00

01:36:34.000 Asian menstrual shit? 1.00

01:36:36.000 I know. 1.00

01:36:37.000 Oh, menstrual shit. 1.00

01:36:37.000 Menstrual show. 1.00

01:36:38.000 Menstrual show.

01:36:39.000 Oh, you mean like the.

01:36:41.000 Yeah, because they say their name is Jackie Chan and stuff like that.

01:36:44.000 But it's, I mean, it's not all.

01:36:45.000 They're never Japanese. 1.00

01:36:46.000 No.

01:36:47.000 They're always Korean, Chinese. 0.99

01:36:51.000 Japanese people are too good to do a shitty job like that. 1.00

01:36:55.000 That is no honor in that, so I'm out. 0.99

01:36:57.000 Well, that's why I never really had a problem with blackface or minstrel shows.

01:37:00.000 Everything is a minstrel show.

01:37:02.000 Look at Beyonce's blonde hair. 0.99

01:37:03.000 She's doing a commercial for shampoo for blondes. 1.00

01:37:06.000 That's not your hair, and you can't get it wet.

01:37:10.000 You spent $5,000 having an Indian's woman, Indian woman's hair sewn into yours, and then you dyed it blonde.

01:37:17.000 SeaWorld is like a minstrel show.

01:37:23.000 The zoo is a minstrel show of the jungle.

01:37:26.000 It really is.

01:37:28.000 Sell out.

01:37:30.000 Angry Man, invention of a word.

01:37:35.000 Hey, Gab, Hohuru.

01:37:36.000 Hohuru.

01:37:37.000 Huru. 0.59

01:37:40.000 Yeah, the other day I was sitting around and I was trying to think, everybody has a word, you know, the N-word with black folks, F-word, I'm being nice with gay folks.

01:37:54.000 When can we get a word? 0.97

01:37:55.000 I know it kind of goes against your free speech, but I want a word that gives me a free pass to punch somebody in the face. 0.98

01:38:02.000 I think it's white boy. 0.94

01:38:04.000 The way you can gauge the word, the word's offensiveness, is the way it's said. 1.00

01:38:09.000 Like people don't say, and I'm about to say a bad word, people don't say, yeah, well, I was on the boat Thursday, there's about four niggers there, there was two white people, and there was a, like, when people say it, it's they're screaming at Popeyes, like, yeah, you would do that, you fucking. 1.00

01:38:22.000 And it finally comes out. 1.00

01:38:24.000 And I've noticed with the word white boy that it's really said with a, I'll fuck you behind it. 1.00

01:38:30.000 Like the woman at the beginning of the show where she goes, hockey was always a bunch of white boys. 0.99

01:38:35.000 And I remember getting into an argument with an Indian relative on my mother's side, and I'd said, how many slaves do we bring to America?

01:38:42.000 It wasn't that many.

01:38:43.000 And she was like, it was millions.

01:38:46.000 And I go, I think it was 350,000.

01:38:48.000 And she goes, no, it was millions.

01:38:49.000 Now it did become millions.

01:38:51.000 But I was right.

01:38:51.000 And I showed her on my phone.

01:38:53.000 And she got so mad and she kept going, you don't know what you're talking about, white boy?

01:38:53.000 Yeah, I was right.

01:38:58.000 And it was always like, white boy?

01:39:00.000 Like with crazed eyes.

01:39:01.000 She must have said it 20 times.

01:39:03.000 That's our word.

01:39:05.000 And let's never pretend again that it's cracker because it never was.

01:39:05.000 Yeah.

01:39:09.000 That opens up the argument, doesn't it? 0.97

01:39:11.000 Like, hey, pal, that could be detective shitty. 0.88

01:39:16.000 But it's not racial. 0.96

01:39:17.000 No, my point is that you can make anything sound bad.

01:39:19.000 Like, you're real Jesus.

01:39:20.000 Genius.

01:39:21.000 Okay, sure, but what's happening?

01:39:22.000 It doesn't matter.

01:39:23.000 You can make raisins sound bad, but on earth here today, white boy is a big one. 1.00

01:39:28.000 You know another one I would argue? 0.98

01:39:29.000 Nazi.

01:39:30.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.97

01:39:31.000 Someone's calling you a group that killed six million Jews. 1.00

01:39:34.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:39:35.000 Right. 1.00

01:39:38.000 All right, next call.

01:39:40.000 We got for person Charlie.

01:39:43.000 Don't know what that means.

01:39:44.000 Maybe they'll clear it up.

01:39:47.000 Hey, man.

01:39:48.000 Thank you, Gavin.

01:39:48.000 I want to touch the schism on the right.

01:39:51.000 Can you guys hear me?

01:39:53.000 Yep.

01:39:55.000 Okay.

01:39:55.000 Yeah, no, I just said that you're more on the like Dave Rubin, Charlie Kirk side of the schism.

01:40:00.000 But if that's true, why don't you ever get invited to do anything with Charlie Kirk or Dave Rubin or TPUSA or the Daily Wire?

01:40:08.000 I just don't know if they look at you like that because you're so close with like Coulter and Mulligan and all of them.

01:40:15.000 I know you said Milo's going to have Nick on, but I was curious as the founder of free speech.tv why you don't want the Fuentes interview.

01:40:23.000 I was just curious about that.

01:40:25.000 Yeah, I'm not against it, and I might, but I don't know.

01:40:29.000 Everyone thinks this new schism with the new frogs is this, the Groupers is some massive seismic shift in the political universe. 1.00

01:40:39.000 And as someone who's been here in media since 1994, I've seen a billion of these come and go.

01:40:46.000 So I don't see it as consequential as everyone else does.

01:40:49.000 But definitely this month, it's the hot thing.

01:40:55.000 I think I'm more with Malkin and Coulter.

01:40:58.000 I don't think Malkin and Coulter have a problem with Israel.

01:41:00.000 And I know the Groupers say we don't have a problem with Israel. 1.00

01:41:03.000 We just don't want funding it.

01:41:05.000 So maybe it's a gray area.

01:41:07.000 Let's actually work it out.

01:41:09.000 All right.

01:41:09.000 So here's the middle.

01:41:10.000 Here's the far...

01:41:15.000 Does that seem like right on the stage?

01:41:16.000 That's stage left.

01:41:17.000 That's stage left.

01:41:18.000 All right.

01:41:18.000 So here is the middle.

01:41:23.000 Here's AOC and everything.

01:41:25.000 And then this is stage right, right?

01:41:26.000 And here is like, let's put Richard Spencer and all those alt-right guys here, okay?

01:41:33.000 In this little caboose.

01:41:34.000 That's Richard Spencer right there.

01:41:36.000 I'd say Nick Fuentes is here.

01:41:39.000 And I would say Michelle is here.

01:41:42.000 Ann Coulter's here.

01:41:43.000 Michelle is more concerned with demographics than Ancoulter is maybe by a contair.

01:41:50.000 There's me in Anthrax.

01:41:52.000 I'm pretty, I guess I'm just right next to Nick Fuentes.

01:41:55.000 I'd say Charlie Kirk is over here.

01:41:58.000 And then Dave Rubin, I would put him here.

01:42:02.000 I'd put Dave Rubin and Jordan Peterson in this little cross.

01:42:05.000 By the way, you know what this says? 0.80

01:42:06.000 It says, please be a fart.

01:42:08.000 I'd put Dave Rubin and Jordan Peterson in this little strip here.

01:42:12.000 So I'm not that far from Nick Fuentes.

01:42:16.000 But I don't like fights in this strip. 1.00

01:42:20.000 I don't mind fights over here, but I think a lot of these fuckers are feds. 1.00

01:42:24.000 I think Richard Spencer is a fed. 1.00

01:42:26.000 That's just a theory.

01:42:27.000 I think Jason Kessler is a fed. 0.99

01:42:29.000 I think that Charlottesville was a false flag, whatever the fuck that means. 0.99

01:42:35.000 I think it was promoted by globalists to sink these people. 0.99

01:42:41.000 Charlottesville was a trick to make these people die in the same sinking boat that these people are in.

01:42:49.000 And I've got a lot of evidence for that, but none of it is enough to take to court.

01:42:53.000 It's just, there's a preponderance of, what do you call it, circumstantial evidence?

01:43:00.000 So as you can see here, I'm not that far from Nick.

01:43:04.000 And I understand the hedonism thing, but as I said on the other show, the whole like, oh, we need more traditionalism and you guys are hedonists and everything.

01:43:13.000 Go get a girlfriend. 0.95

01:43:14.000 Go make a baby. 0.52

01:43:15.000 You talk a lot about traditionalism, but you don't practice a ton of it.

01:43:20.000 Why is that? 0.95

01:43:21.000 And then my other big problem with that group and then the anti-Semitism is it just anti-Semitism is a curse and it starts explaining everything in your life and it just gets so fucking tedious.

01:43:34.000 I don't know if they, so I've been written, somebody, like a lot of people wrote to me about it, and apparently it's a little more nuanced and they don't really talk about it all that.

01:43:42.000 It doesn't consume them, but they're willing to talk about it.

01:43:44.000 Nick was saying, please stop talking about it.

01:43:46.000 We're getting known as the Israeli dudes.

01:43:49.000 Take it down a notch.

01:43:50.000 Yeah, that's the thing.

01:43:51.000 Like, you know, the followers of any given hosted show.

01:43:56.000 But yeah, we're not hiding from Nick Fuentes.

01:43:57.000 We may have him on the show, and he'll be with Milo tomorrow Night.

01:44:00.000 So you got your way.

01:44:03.000 Nice.

01:44:04.000 And one more thing.

01:44:06.000 Charlie Kirk and those dudes would never have me because they see me as Nick Fuentes.

01:44:10.000 They see me as Richard Spencer.

01:44:12.000 And I'm too toxic.

01:44:15.000 Andrew Breitbart recommended that I write for Breitbart.

01:44:20.000 As I was on my way to do my first column, he died, and then Breitbart went, sorry, too hot.

01:44:26.000 So I can't work for Breitbart after being recommended by Andrew Breitbart.

01:44:32.000 That's how toxic I is.

01:44:32.000 That's wild.

01:44:34.000 You know what the weird thing about that, too, is the reason why schism might be addressed by anybody is that I feel like the left, anything that the right does on any spectrum of the right is now, that's the whole thing.

01:44:46.000 So if one person on the superfar right does something, that speaks for everybody on the right.

01:44:50.000 But the left has the power, like they have the ability to exist in nuance with context and stuff.

01:44:56.000 They can have forgiveness if one of theirs does something bad.

01:44:59.000 We get no forgiveness when one of us does something weird or whatever.

01:45:03.000 Right, Ryan, enough. 0.95

01:45:05.000 And also, Nick plays dumb and says, oh, I've just been joking around and stuff. 0.90

01:45:05.000 Thanks. 0.90

01:45:09.000 He said some pretty odious and unforgivable shit in the past. 0.98

01:45:13.000 And you're allowed to in the world of free speech. 0.98

01:45:15.000 But you can't also be surprised that you don't have mainstream acceptance when you, didn't he retweet a meme about how a cookie to be baked would take this much oven, and there's no way six million cookies could have enough ovens to be baked?

01:45:29.000 You know what I mean?

01:45:30.000 Six million cookies would need this many ovens. 0.97

01:45:30.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:45:32.000 17.

01:45:33.000 Basically denying the Holocaust.

01:45:34.000 Right.

01:45:35.000 Which that's pretty far out there as far as free speech goes.

01:45:40.000 You can't expect mainstream acceptance or really any kind of popularity when that's your stance.

01:45:48.000 Have you seen the uncle?

01:45:48.000 But you should be allowed to have that stance.

01:45:50.000 I do not advocate that someone goes to jail for having a theory about the fucking Holocaust. 0.95

01:45:55.000 Have you seen the Pauly from Sopranos memes about the Holocaust? 0.98

01:45:58.000 No, don't put them upright anymore.

01:45:59.000 They're all wrong, but they're funny.

01:46:01.000 That's enough.

01:46:01.000 Hey, T. All right.

01:46:04.000 We got...

01:46:08.000 Hello?

01:46:13.000 Area code 412.

01:46:14.000 Hello, am I on?

01:46:15.000 Yes.

01:46:17.000 Yeah.

01:46:18.000 Quick question.

01:46:19.000 Would you rather do an eight body with a four face or a four face with an eight body?

01:46:24.000 I'll hang up and listen.

01:46:25.000 Thanks.

01:46:26.000 That's a perfect call. 1.00

01:46:27.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:46:28.000 That felt like a homework assignment. 1.00

01:46:30.000 The face could be a two for me, so that's my answer.

01:46:32.000 This brings up an interesting point.

01:46:35.000 In Canada, a woman who's hot here, that's basically all of her looks because it's so cold there. 1.00

01:46:42.000 You have a hood up all the time. 1.00

01:46:43.000 And she could have an ass, like one of those crazy asses your mom's friends have, and you wouldn't care because it's this. 1.00

01:46:50.000 Now, I also had a place in Costa Rica, and we'd spend December's and July there. 1.00

01:46:56.000 And there, everyone's in a bikini all the time.

01:47:00.000 So if someone has a hot bod, the face is just like, it's like ugly shoulders or something.

01:47:05.000 It's not that big of a deal.

01:47:06.000 It's the inverse of Canada. 0.99

01:47:07.000 But four is fucking bad. 0.99

01:47:10.000 Four? 0.99

01:47:11.000 That's right below average.

01:47:13.000 Like a two.

01:47:14.000 That's a 0.1.

01:47:16.000 But the body there.

01:47:18.000 That's a butterface too.

01:47:20.000 This is me, by the way, and I don't like that I'm doing this, but it's scientific, right?

01:47:26.000 Would you say that's an eight body with a four face?

01:47:28.000 No, that's less than a four.

01:47:30.000 That's about a two point something or a three.

01:47:32.000 That face, or let me zoom in.

01:47:34.000 I'm giving you a three.

01:47:36.000 A chance to re.

01:47:37.000 There's like illness going on there.

01:47:39.000 No, that's like a 3.8.

01:47:42.000 All right.

01:47:43.000 Okay, so that makes it much easier.

01:47:45.000 So I'll take that as the four face eight body.

01:47:49.000 And then can you give me an eight body four face? 0.54

01:47:52.000 I mean a four body, eight face.

01:47:54.000 I'm not a big body guy.

01:47:54.000 I kind of...

01:47:56.000 Does that mean she's... 0.98

01:47:59.000 Like a gunt? 1.00

01:48:01.000 A shitty ass, celluloid, cellulite? 1.00

01:48:04.000 I guess the types of butts that go like a triangle. 1.00

01:48:06.000 Oh, yeah, those... 0.92

01:48:09.000 McInnis butts, post-Malone neck tattoo butts. 0.67

01:48:11.000 And pancake butts. 1.00

01:48:13.000 I mean, tits. 1.00

01:48:14.000 Pancake butts. 0.99

01:48:16.000 I think one of the problems with this conundrum is it's not easy to picture. 0.76

01:48:19.000 Obviously, if there was two naked chicks with you, you could just go, that one. 1.00

01:48:23.000 But when I'm thinking of a four-body, there's so many things that could be wrong. 0.98

01:48:27.000 It could be pancake tits, could be cankles, could be tree stump legs, but a normal upper body. 0.69

01:48:32.000 It's hard to search for something so politically incorrect. 0.98

01:48:37.000 I can't think of a time, and I've had some super duper fatties. 1.00

01:48:43.000 I can't think of a time when I've been with a girl and been like, oh, God, this fucking body's such a bummer. 0.99

01:48:50.000 But I can think of a time when I've been fucking a girl and looked at her face and went, I've really let myself go. 0.99

01:48:56.000 I can't believe I'm fucking. 0.99

01:48:57.000 So I just answered the question for myself. 1.00

01:48:59.000 I'd much rather fuck a girl with an eight face and a four body. 1.00

01:49:03.000 The four body's reparable. 1.00

01:49:05.000 Right.

01:49:06.000 Outside of some other thing.

01:49:08.000 What's that you just showed?

01:49:09.000 This?

01:49:10.000 Oh, this old thing?

01:49:11.000 Yeah, it's a...

01:49:17.000 Is that a four body right there?

01:49:19.000 Because I ain't got no problems with that.

01:49:21.000 This one's a little problematic.

01:49:23.000 Just because of the overspill?

01:49:25.000 Okay, yes, please.

01:49:26.000 I'm actually starting to think that my type is eight faces from far with four bodies.

01:49:33.000 That's the perfect 12.

01:49:34.000 I'm Shallow Hal.

01:49:36.000 She's a perfect 12.

01:49:40.000 All right, that was a refreshing call.

01:49:41.000 Yeah, that's nice.

01:49:44.000 Hey, Michael from LA, Mormons killed in Mexico. 0.99

01:49:49.000 Please.

01:49:51.000 Hello.

01:49:54.000 Yeah, I just called a few weeks back talking about the black and Hispanic relations in L.A. And something that surprised me when this Mormon American family was killed in Mexico was on Facebook.

01:50:08.000 And I was seeing a lot of posts and comments from, you know, my Hispanic friends that I grew up with.

01:50:14.000 And it was the type of comments like, I stand with the cartel.

01:50:18.000 You know, it's like a complete allegiance to a country they're not even from.

01:50:23.000 And I think that could be, it's scary, you know, to think of that.

01:50:28.000 You know, you have people that this country fed and their allegiances to the cartel.

01:50:33.000 You know, I had one of my friends say, and I know he wasn't born here, and he had said, I don't want no foreigners in my country, even if they're trying to help me. 1.00

01:50:40.000 I just want to get your take on that.

01:50:43.000 Well, I got a million takes on that, but don't hang up on him.

01:50:46.000 Did you already hang up on him?

01:50:47.000 Yeah, I can call back.

01:50:49.000 I hope he's listening.

01:50:49.000 Good.

01:50:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:50:52.000 Because you're supposed to wait till I say thanks for calling.

01:50:55.000 All right.

01:50:57.000 Hey, person, if you're still listening, I saw you commented on the Instagram page and said, I'm the caller who talked about the black people and the Hispanics.

01:51:04.000 Then there was a black guy who commented on that.

01:51:06.000 I want to fly both of you to New York and sit you two down. 0.99

01:51:10.000 I'm sick of these celebrities.

01:51:11.000 They're too expensive.

01:51:14.000 They don't give me what I want, and I don't find them any more interesting than regular Joe's.

01:51:18.000 I'd love to get you two guys up here.

01:51:20.000 You can agree, disagree.

01:51:22.000 It would just make for a much more interesting show than some multi-thousand dollar political celebrities. 1.00

01:51:29.000 So, I don't know.

01:51:30.000 Email Ryan.

01:51:32.000 What's your email?

01:51:33.000 Ryan at free speech.tv.

01:51:35.000 Ryan at freespeech.tv, and we'll set that up.

01:51:37.000 I'll foot the bill.

01:51:38.000 I'll pay for your hotel and everything.

01:51:41.000 And yeah, that thing about the allegiance from the Mexicans to the cartels is our fault. 0.86

01:51:48.000 There is so much ethno-masochism in this country. 1.00

01:51:53.000 There's so much anti-Americanism in the mainstream that Mexicans and other groups go, okay, yeah, fuck this place. 0.99

01:51:59.000 You know, and I bring the Jamaican jihadist who, or here's a better example, the Sarnev brothers in Boston. 1.00

01:52:08.000 They grew up normal, right?

01:52:10.000 They listened to Van Hale and they lifted weights.

01:52:11.000 They loved Camaros. 0.99

01:52:12.000 But they kept getting this from their teachers that America sucks. 1.00

01:52:15.000 America sucks. 1.00

01:52:16.000 So when they go back to Chechnya or Georgia or whatever, their uncles go, how is it going in the Great Satan? 1.00

01:52:23.000 And they go, well, it sucks. 0.99

01:52:25.000 Apparently, it's a shithole that was stolen from Indians and built on slavery. 1.00

01:52:28.000 They go, we told you. 1.00

01:52:30.000 Now let's fucking blow it up. 1.00

01:52:31.000 Yeah, let's fucking do it. 1.00

01:52:33.000 So we radicalize immigrants. 1.00

01:52:36.000 I bet you that their parents, those Mexican parents, were much more patriotic and happy to hold the American flag than their own children are. 1.00

01:52:46.000 Now, separately, what the fuck are those Mormons doing down there? 1.00

01:52:50.000 Like I just saw in the paper today, some woman got killed in the Dominican Republic trying to help the poor and promote Christianity. 0.99

01:52:58.000 Why don't you go to the south side of Chicago?

01:53:01.000 Why don't you go to Baltimore?

01:53:03.000 There's so many places where atheism abounds and they could do with a good dose of Christianity. 0.99

01:53:08.000 How about the entire fucking south? 0.99

01:53:11.000 Not a good dose of Christianity, but they need charity. 0.99

01:53:14.000 They need help.

01:53:16.000 What were you doing there?

01:53:18.000 The cartels, you got, that's another thing Joe Biggs has got to cover on his show besides the opioid thing, is the cartels.

01:53:24.000 It is, it's not like there's a new thing.

01:53:26.000 There's a fun new gang.

01:53:27.000 You look at American gangs like the Bloods.

01:53:30.000 I think they only go back to the 60s or 70s.

01:53:32.000 The cartels are multi-generational crime families.

01:53:38.000 They're similar, more similar to the mafia than they are to anything else.

01:53:42.000 And I think the mafia was even newer than that.

01:53:45.000 I guess you could compare to the mafia and that the mafia went back to Italy and went back hundreds of years.

01:53:49.000 They are hundreds of years old and they use children.

01:53:52.000 That's the scary thing. 1.00

01:53:53.000 If you fuck with them, you'll notice there's like an eight-year-old with a basketball outside your motel watching your in-and-out. 1.00

01:53:59.000 He's their scout. 1.00

01:54:01.000 They have no value for human life there, including their own.

01:54:04.000 They're totally different than us. 0.99

01:54:06.000 So don't fucking go there to promote Christianity or anything else. 0.99

01:54:15.000 Looking pretty grim out there. 0.99

01:54:17.000 Zach, you got the TriCaster serial number from Garrett?

01:54:22.000 Yeah, I sent Garrett a tweet and just asked what it was, and he sent it to me 30 minutes later.

01:54:28.000 So your excuse for Joe Biggs' webcam not working is gone now. 0.95

01:54:32.000 Well, that's not the same TriCaster, wise ass. 0.84

01:54:35.000 It's a different serial number. 0.67

01:54:38.000 You don't use Garrett's TriCaster anyway.

01:54:40.000 Dimwit, thanks for calling.

01:54:42.000 Like your new sunglasses.

01:54:44.000 You're welcome.

01:54:47.000 Jojo Craco.

01:54:49.000 Do you think we're in Compound Media right now?

01:54:51.000 In the closet?

01:54:52.000 Right, and it's not the serial number, too.

01:54:54.000 It's the one specifically for this purchase item.

01:54:56.000 That's why they know that we bought it.

01:54:58.000 Otherwise, I could just...

01:55:03.000 Yeah, this is JoJo Craco from the West Coast of Canada.

01:55:07.000 It's a pleasure to speak to you fellas.

01:55:09.000 It's my first time calling in.

01:55:11.000 Of course, I only signed into FreeSpeech.tv less than a week ago.

01:55:16.000 So, yeah, but I've heard about you guys for a while.

01:55:19.000 And about a month ago, I was out at a pub in the evening that you do.

01:55:24.000 And it was a karaoke night.

01:55:25.000 And I sang a song called When a Man Comes Around.

01:55:28.000 Johnny Cash, did he? 0.76

01:55:31.000 Anyways, I woke up the next morning, and what was on my mind was When Antifa Comes Around, because I'd heard about your, you know, Maxwell Hare and John Kinsman and all that bullshit.

01:55:43.000 So I thought, last couple of weeks or so put together, a little song called When Antifa Comes Around.

01:55:49.000 Put it up on YouTube on Saturday last week.

01:55:52.000 I just thought I'd throw it up there and say, hey, if you want to use it, use it.

01:55:56.000 I mean, I'm not trying to get, you know, rich and famous.

01:55:59.000 Well, why are you singing right now?

01:56:01.000 Why don't you hum a few bars?

01:56:04.000 Um, okay.

01:56:06.000 There's Antifa going round taking names.

01:56:09.000 And they'll decide who to free or who to shame.

01:56:13.000 Everybody won't be treated all the same.

01:56:17.000 Common sense and wisdom shouted down when Antifa comes around.

01:56:23.000 Anyways, it's on YouTube, man.

01:56:25.000 And I just wanted to let you know that it'd be cool if you check it out sometime.

01:56:30.000 All right.

01:56:31.000 Well, we just did.

01:56:32.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:56:32.000 Thanks for calling.

01:56:34.000 Later.

01:56:35.000 Okay, take.

01:56:36.000 Take.

01:56:37.000 I like hanging up on people.

01:56:39.000 And I heard, as it were.

01:56:41.000 Yeah, it's under When Antifa Comes Around by Jojo Cracko.

01:56:44.000 So you guys can check it out.

01:56:45.000 You want to listen to it?

01:56:46.000 Sure.

01:56:47.000 Is it just him singing?

01:56:48.000 The four beasts sang.

01:56:49.000 That's the intro.

01:56:50.000 No.

01:56:51.000 And they'll decide who to free or who to shame.

01:56:55.000 There's Tiny.

01:56:57.000 Everybody will be treated all the same.

01:57:02.000 Common sense and wisdom.

01:57:04.000 Shut it down.

01:57:05.000 There's just so much in those, like, or that's enough.

01:57:07.000 There's just so much in those, like, two seconds.

01:57:09.000 I see Tiny at the beginning there.

01:57:11.000 He's on trial right now.

01:57:13.000 He could go to prison. 0.86

01:57:14.000 And in the Max and John trial, they talked about a proud boy who was beating black teenagers. 0.99

01:57:19.000 And you look it up, and it's Tiny, so it's not really a white nationalist example.

01:57:24.000 You have a Samoan.

01:57:25.000 And the black teenagers were calling him the N-word, pushing around, shoving him because he had a MAGA hat on, and he got in a fight with them.

01:57:33.000 There's that one. 0.97

01:57:34.000 And then in the next second, we see these Antifa yelling at some old lady saying, Nazis, get out of our town or whatever.

01:57:42.000 The restaurant that Antifa kids' parents owned got a bunch of threats because they came here as refugees, I believe Syrian refugees.

01:57:51.000 And the first thing they do is their kids join Antifa and start yelling at the locals, a bunch of 80-year-olds. 1.00

01:57:57.000 So people say, fuck you, the restaurant. 1.00

01:57:58.000 So the restaurant pretends they're shutting down because of racism. 1.00

01:58:02.000 Pierre Trudeau, I mean, sorry, Justin Trudeau, the prime minister, and all these people go, that sucks. 0.95

01:58:07.000 This isn't Canada. 0.84

01:58:08.000 We can't be shutting down restaurants because people are refugees. 0.98

01:58:11.000 They totally twisted it.

01:58:14.000 And then some big billionaire Indian mogul comes in and has a reopening of the restaurant, which is the parents of Antifa. 0.96

01:58:26.000 And then third, you show Jesse Peterson, the guy we just learned from The Daily Show, is a leader of the alt-right who is making kids stop masturbating. 0.78

01:58:36.000 Or Jordan Peterson, yeah. 0.97

01:58:37.000 Jordan Peterson in order to control them.

01:58:40.000 What did I say, Jesse Peterson?

01:58:41.000 Yeah.

01:58:42.000 His guy really wants to get him on the show, too, by the way.

01:58:44.000 He's interested, so I don't know.

01:58:46.000 That's a thing.

01:58:47.000 Yeah, we should do that.

01:58:48.000 Free speech or something.

01:58:50.000 Talking about Wednesday's show skit.

01:58:55.000 Oh, yeah, I got it.

01:58:57.000 Okay, there we go.

01:58:57.000 Is it not working?

01:58:59.000 Something about Wednesday's show skit.

01:59:01.000 Hey.

01:59:03.000 Yeah.

01:59:04.000 Yeah, what's that show that you guys showed a skit of? 1.00

01:59:07.000 It was something about Wednesday, something about Sundays, where the guy and the girl are talking, and they're like, oh, yeah, a lot of retards are faggots, or a lot of faggots are retarded. 1.00

01:59:15.000 Oh. 1.00

01:59:16.000 What show is that?

01:59:17.000 It's my new obsession.

01:59:19.000 I'm bonding with my daughter on it.

01:59:21.000 It's called Strangers with Candy. 1.00

01:59:26.000 Oh, fuck, man. 1.00

01:59:27.000 Strangers with Candy. 1.00

01:59:29.000 Unfortunately, the only place I can find it is on Hulu for two bucks an episode, but it's absolutely worth it.

01:59:36.000 It's Amy Sederis, and it's written by Paul Donello.

01:59:39.000 Stephen Colbert is on it.

01:59:41.000 If you forget the name of the show, just check Stephen Colbert's IMDB from the early aughts, and you'll see it there.

01:59:48.000 Strangers with Candy.

01:59:49.000 Obviously, an allusion to the pedophiles in the van with candy for you.

01:59:55.000 Cool.

01:59:56.000 All right.

01:59:57.000 We got Ross and the Normandy best numbers.

02:00:00.000 What?

02:00:01.000 Is this about Normandy?

02:00:01.000 Oh, okay.

02:00:06.000 Yes.

02:00:07.000 Hello?

02:00:08.000 Hello.

02:00:10.000 Hey, yeah.

02:00:12.000 So I guess this is more food for thought than a question.

02:00:14.000 I guess I want to hear your guys' thoughts on it.

02:00:16.000 But you guys were talking about the depthful numbers kind of changing from source to source.

02:00:22.000 And I kind of recently stumbled across a theory as to why that is.

02:00:27.000 And it kind of ties into, you bring up the deep state sometimes, the mother effers that are prosecuting your friend.

02:00:34.000 Yep.

02:00:35.000 And I know that you probably know the blue or the black male that finds them is paedophilia. 1.00

02:00:44.000 And maybe if you go a little further, they have a sick religion that they're tied into. 0.99

02:00:48.000 I don't know if you heard of that.

02:00:53.000 So they use these numbers, they amplify them with every fear to play on people's emotions, lower your vibrational state, and then you're more susceptible to propaganda.

02:01:04.000 Okay.

02:01:04.000 Well, the problem with the G-Day numbers we had was they were all around 4,000, which is fine.

02:01:10.000 I understand you go 3,000, 5,000.

02:01:12.000 But the first result said 448,000.

02:01:16.000 We couldn't figure out why that was the first result.

02:01:19.000 And I don't think it's a matter of brain control or anything.

02:01:23.000 But yeah, we'll definitely look into that.

02:01:25.000 Thank you for your call.

02:01:27.000 Okay, we got Dick calling about the University of Michigan class.

02:01:32.000 Hey, Dick.

02:01:34.000 Hello.

02:01:36.000 No, this is Jeff not the University of Michigan.

02:01:39.000 I had a question about pissing the bed.

02:01:43.000 If you're with a woman within the first year, you piss your own bed with her in it twice, and you really care about the girl, even though you notice she's irrational.

02:01:52.000 Detective Shitty is right. 0.92

02:01:54.000 Girls do get more crazy with time. 1.00

02:01:57.000 But if you really care about her, regardless of all that irrational bullshit she might have, if she stays with you after you piss in the bed twice, do you put a ring on it? 0.99

02:02:06.000 Great advice, my friend. 0.99

02:02:08.000 So true.

02:02:09.000 So that's a yes.

02:02:10.000 Oh.

02:02:11.000 You marry her.

02:02:12.000 It was a question.

02:02:12.000 Yeah.

02:02:13.000 Yes.

02:02:16.000 Yes.

02:02:17.000 Thanks for that, and much thanks for you and George Brett.

02:02:20.000 Bye-bye.

02:02:21.000 His question was, if you piss the bed twice and she forgives you in the first year of being together, that's a keeper.

02:02:27.000 That's a keeper.

02:02:28.000 Yeah, that's a keeper.

02:02:29.000 And that was my wife, definitely.

02:02:31.000 But after 20 years, it gets to the point where, no, and I would like to announce on the show right now, I am permanently quitting not just Maker's Mark, but all hard liquor.

02:02:45.000 Sorry, guys, in Kentucky.

02:02:49.000 You're going to be drowning in extra brown liquor for a long time now.

02:02:54.000 You're going to see a slump in sales this next short term until you can recalibrate.

02:03:00.000 But I just can't handle it.

02:03:02.000 I can't be wetting the bed.

02:03:03.000 I can't be wetting couches. 0.99

02:03:05.000 I think I've wet every fucking piece of furniture in my house, every hotel. 0.99

02:03:09.000 It's worse than a... 0.99

02:03:14.000 And it never happens with beer.

02:03:15.000 Now, I can't get a buzz with beer, but I'm sure my tolerance will go down and eventually beers will exist.

02:03:22.000 But I think I'm one of those Scotch-Irish where we're just not meant to handle hard liquor. 0.99

02:03:26.000 He's a fag. 1.00

02:03:29.000 The Term is desk. 1.00

02:03:31.000 Oh, yeah.

02:03:33.000 All right, Dick, you're on the line.

02:03:36.000 Hello?

02:03:37.000 Hello. 0.91

02:03:38.000 Yeah, you're also producer shitty because you messed that comment up. 0.95

02:03:41.000 But anyways, part of a requirement class, I'm a freshman at the University of Michigan, is a class called Reading the Quran. 0.98

02:03:50.000 And we had a guest speaker from Oxford on Monday tell us that the oppression in the West of women is actually worse than the oppression of women in the Middle East. 0.99

02:04:00.000 And to that, I call bullshit. 0.93

02:04:03.000 Furthermore, these professors are so insecure about attendance for their class that I lost an essay grade's worth of points on Wednesday for an engineering exam, to which the professor asked, why didn't I reschedule the exam? 0.97

02:04:15.000 So I said, it's my major.

02:04:17.000 There's 800 kids in the class, and you can't really reschedule things like that.

02:04:22.000 Wait, I'm sorry, I'm confused. 0.98

02:04:25.000 I caught everything, and that is fucking outrageous that they would lie like that and say that women in the West are treated worse. 0.94

02:04:32.000 Although that's that, I have heard that argument. 0.99

02:04:34.000 What the Islamists say is that we're putting them in a bag to maintain their chastity so we don't see them as sex objects.

02:04:41.000 Okay, if that's true, why isn't it soft white cotton?

02:04:45.000 Why is it black polyester in the Middle Eastern sun?

02:04:49.000 But let me ask you, is it conceivable that there would be a class at your school called Understanding the Bible?

02:04:58.000 I mean, maybe in the religious schools department, but not to the same rigor.

02:05:03.000 And when I told him, because this guest speaker was, you know, one of these traditional Oxford gays, like he definitely spoke like one. 0.98

02:05:11.000 I said that, well, you know, in the Middle East, they also throw gays off buildings. 1.00

02:05:14.000 He goes, well, I've been to gay clubs in Jordan, and they don't do that.

02:05:17.000 And I said, well, clearly I'm not talking about Jordan, dude.

02:05:20.000 I'm talking about Iran, Iraq, Syria, those places.

02:05:24.000 So if you've been to a place that doesn't throw gays off buildings and you're in the Middle East, then they don't throw gays off buildings in the Middle East.

02:05:32.000 Simple logic.

02:05:33.000 Yeah, all of them.

02:05:35.000 That sounds great.

02:05:36.000 I don't understand the part you're saying, though, about the class being delayed, the exam being delayed.

02:05:41.000 What was that?

02:05:43.000 No, sorry. 0.99

02:05:44.000 So the professors that run shitty classes are very insecure of the fact that they run shitty classes. 0.80

02:05:50.000 So they usually have a very high point system for attending the class. 0.73

02:05:55.000 And I had to miss the class for an engineering exam, which she would not accept.

02:06:00.000 So I lost points in the class because I had an exam for my major.

02:06:05.000 I understand.

02:06:05.000 That's less interesting than the other stuff.

02:06:07.000 You don't think you need to include that next time.

02:06:11.000 All right.

02:06:11.000 Thanks for calling.

02:06:12.000 Anyways.

02:06:13.000 Just showing you how petty they are.

02:06:15.000 And also, we were supposed to be there on Thursday, but there was a flood on the second floor because of the chem lab.

02:06:22.000 So we had to have the class in the library.

02:06:24.000 And then that man over in the library had to leave, and they ended up being in the cafeteria.

02:06:28.000 So the cafeteria was packed at lunchtime.

02:06:31.000 We could not get Fritos. 0.99

02:06:32.000 Couldn't you picture a little teacher with some fucking social science feminist transgender class, though? 1.00

02:06:40.000 She's all snarky and revengeful. 1.00

02:06:42.000 Yeah, yeah, I don't care.

02:06:45.000 If you're taking engineering in college, then you're smart and you will definitely get your money back. 1.00

02:06:49.000 But as far as someone with not in STEM taking understanding the Quran and going 200 grand in debt, you're a fucking fool at this point. 1.00

02:06:59.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

02:07:01.000 These calls are not stopping.

02:07:02.000 We got Austin.

02:07:03.000 Well, we got to wrap it up soon.

02:07:06.000 Hey, Davin.

02:07:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:07:08.000 Hey, like you, my colon, my colin, my repton, anus, beehole, asshole is absolutely destroyed. 0.99

02:07:18.000 So I wipe front to back, back to front, side to side, tucked it in, go in circles, use a wet towel, and eventually have to end up in the shower if I'm at home. 0.99

02:07:28.000 I can't shit in public because it takes me an hour to wipe. 0.99

02:07:31.000 Since you claim you like asses, yesterday you said you'd put your face on Gene Simmons' daughter's butt cheek. 1.00

02:07:37.000 I'm just curious if you think girls also might have this problem like you and I do because nobody has a cleaner asshole than I do. 1.00

02:07:48.000 Yet girls take two seconds to wipe. 1.00

02:07:51.000 So I'm just curious if you think they have a big baking strip on their thong. 1.00

02:07:55.000 And the bigger the ass, the deeper and messier the shit. 1.00

02:07:58.000 So my questions are, do you think girls have this problem? 1.00

02:08:02.000 And how do you wipe?

02:08:04.000 So I have the exact same problems with you.

02:08:07.000 If I'm wiping, first of all, I went to biffy.com, free sponsorship here, free plug, B-I-F-F-Y.com, and I have a Biffy in every room in my house. 0.96

02:08:20.000 And so my morning shits, of which there's about three, and that's usually all there is. 0.95

02:08:24.000 Sometimes it's like four or five if I'm hungover. 0.98

02:08:26.000 I blast the Biffy. 0.99

02:08:28.000 It's freezing cold water from your tank.

02:08:30.000 When you use the toilet paper to tamp after, it's clean as a whistle.

02:08:34.000 And that's usually a good day.

02:08:38.000 But when I'm abroad or, you know, traveling, oh, it's the worst.

02:08:43.000 And what I do is I wipe and I wipe, and then I'll still look, and there'll still be a streak. 0.98

02:08:48.000 So sometimes if I'm in a rush, I'll just say to my ass, dude, I got to get on with my day. 0.99

02:08:51.000 Literally shitter, get off the pot. 0.99

02:08:53.000 So I'll fold it up and make a man pond and just wedge it in there and walk around with toilet paper in between my fucking butt cheeks, which I'll take out three hours later, and it'll have, it looked like a woman with brown lipstick was like, oh, dabbing it. 1.00

02:09:07.000 And then I'll throw that away. 0.99

02:09:08.000 And I've seen a guy on the street on 6th Avenue stop, look both ways, and then sort of go like that in July.

02:09:14.000 Because wearing a suit in July is a nightmare.

02:09:16.000 And then I look down, there it was, a perfect square man pond with a little brown kiss on the side.

02:09:21.000 And I wanted to high-five him.

02:09:22.000 Been there, dude.

02:09:23.000 Done that.

02:09:24.000 But here's a trick I use that I'm not very proud of.

02:09:27.000 Even at the airport, most disgusting bathrooms everywhere.

02:09:30.000 So I'll flush, right?

02:09:32.000 It's all done. 0.99

02:09:33.000 I have my wipe, this shit everywhere. 1.00

02:09:35.000 Flush, flush, flush. 0.99

02:09:37.000 And then I'll see clean, clean water below me. 0.99

02:09:40.000 Then I'll take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water and then wash my ass with toilet water water. 1.00

02:09:48.000 And that seems to be the only way I can have a public shit. 1.00

02:09:52.000 And to answer your question about women, no, they don't have this problem. 1.00

02:09:54.000 You ever put your finger in a woman's ass? 1.00

02:09:57.000 Roses. 1.00

02:09:58.000 The worst that ever happens is if you really plunge in, you have a little ET finger that's pointing back at you.

02:10:04.000 And that's their next perfect poo.

02:10:07.000 It's getting finished in the 3D printer.

02:10:11.000 No laugh there?

02:10:13.000 No, their next perfect poo being made in a 3D printer?

02:10:17.000 I was laughing at the image of this.

02:10:20.000 I'm giving you too many good jokes in a row.

02:10:22.000 God and Paul?

02:10:24.000 God and Paul.

02:10:25.000 Hi, I'm Paul.

02:10:27.000 Rock and roll.

02:10:29.000 All right, so thank you, caller.

02:10:31.000 We got to wrap it up.

02:10:32.000 What do we got?

02:10:33.000 We got to wipe it up.

02:10:35.000 We got like 10 more calls, man.

02:10:38.000 So.

02:10:40.000 Yeah, but are they going to stop after 10?

02:10:43.000 I mean, they'll just keep coming.

02:10:45.000 They just keep coming.

02:10:46.000 Yeah, draw the lines.

02:10:47.000 The nearest one was one minute ago.

02:10:49.000 All right, let's just do one more call.

02:10:51.000 All right, let's pick, though.

02:10:53.000 Okay.

02:10:54.000 Show of Albuquerque.

02:10:56.000 I would take a four-body.

02:10:57.000 I'm sorry.

02:10:57.000 I would take an 8.3 biobas.

02:10:59.000 That was that.

02:11:00.000 George asking for recommendations on surviving being an alcoholic.

02:11:04.000 My name is Connor talking about World War II.

02:11:06.000 Mormons in Mexico again. 0.97

02:11:09.000 He called that.

02:11:09.000 Let's do the alcoholic.

02:11:11.000 Okay, there's a couple more.

02:11:12.000 Yeah.

02:11:13.000 Alcoholic here.

02:11:15.000 Ooh.

02:11:18.000 George.

02:11:20.000 Uhuru.

02:11:21.000 Uhuru.

02:11:24.000 All right, so how do we survive being a drinker?

02:11:27.000 I hear that you're stopping Maker's Mark.

02:11:31.000 What do we do about the fact that if we're a daily vodka drinker, how do we survive this with our wives, our families, etc.?

02:11:40.000 Well, the rule with alcoholism is it affecting your life detrimentally?

02:11:44.000 Are you passing out on the couch?

02:11:50.000 I'm sorry, you broke up.

02:11:51.000 Are you passing out on the couch early, like at 8 p.m.

02:11:56.000 No, no, not that bad.

02:11:58.000 I'm still fully functional, but a daily drinker hardcore.

02:12:02.000 Like, how many vodkas will you have?

02:12:07.000 I'll go through at least a pint a day.

02:12:10.000 Wow.

02:12:11.000 A pint a day.

02:12:13.000 And you're not slurring your words?

02:12:18.000 No, not even close.

02:12:20.000 And you have a normal dinner with your family.

02:12:22.000 Are you married with kids?

02:12:25.000 Yep, married with kids. 1.00

02:12:27.000 So are you a fat pig? 1.00

02:12:33.000 I didn't hear that one. 0.99

02:12:34.000 I'm sorry we're breaking up a little bit again.

02:12:36.000 But yes, it's a pretty crazy lifestyle.

02:12:39.000 I'm trying to stop.

02:12:40.000 No, hold on, hold on.

02:12:41.000 Ryan, for some reason, Ryan wants to know if you're fat.

02:12:44.000 I don't know why that matters.

02:12:47.000 I'm not fat at all.

02:12:48.000 I'm pretty fit.

02:12:50.000 I'm fairly intelligent.

02:12:53.000 What's your background ethnically?

02:12:54.000 Are you Russian or Scottish or something?

02:12:58.000 Hungarian.

02:12:59.000 Ah.

02:13:00.000 So you're having a pint of vodka a day.

02:13:02.000 Do you wake up with a headache?

02:13:07.000 Really?

02:13:07.000 No, I actually feel pretty great.

02:13:10.000 Do you wet the bed?

02:13:14.000 I do not wet the bed.

02:13:16.000 Never.

02:13:16.000 It never has happened once in my life.

02:13:18.000 It sounds like you should be giving Gavin tips.

02:13:20.000 Yeah.

02:13:21.000 I think we need to switch these calls.

02:13:25.000 I was going to tell Gavin he should hook up like a catheter or something, but no problems in that regard.

02:13:34.000 I have been arrested and, of course, you know, have had the occasional DUI.

02:13:40.000 But as far as, yeah, my wife still loves me and everything's good in that respect.

02:13:46.000 Is it possible that you could not drive?

02:13:48.000 Like, do you have a bar within walking distance?

02:13:55.000 I will occasionally walk to a bar, but it's like two miles away.

02:13:58.000 So that's, you know, I'd rather drive.

02:14:00.000 Okay, so the real problem here is not that you're an alcoholic, because I don't think I'd call someone an alcoholic if it doesn't affect their life and if they're still fully functional and not slurring and not sleeping on the couch and, you know, not waking up hungover. 0.71

02:14:14.000 The problem is that these dumb laws with DOIs consider you a danger on the road.

02:14:21.000 I would say that you could try sticking to beer or try Ubering or try getting a bicycle. 0.81

02:14:28.000 I don't know where you live if it's too cold, but you definitely got to avoid drunk driving, especially if you already have one under your belt.

02:14:36.000 So if you want to live in a world where you're not getting arrested for drunk driving, I would try Bud Lights.

02:14:41.000 Otherwise, wait till you get home and just drink the vodka at home.

02:14:45.000 It sounds like you got everything under control, my friend.

02:14:48.000 Besides the DUIs, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

02:14:53.000 I understand.

02:14:54.000 Thank you very much, sir.

02:14:56.000 Cheers.

02:14:57.000 That's another thing, too.

02:14:58.000 You could always trust an alcoholic when they're telling you that everything's all right and everything's fine.

02:15:04.000 I don't trust him.

02:15:05.000 I heard someone laughing at the end.

02:15:06.000 Maybe that was like some, I broke some law right there by encouraging like a fellow.

02:15:12.000 Like people are watching me like a hawk right now.

02:15:14.000 No, that was him laughing.

02:15:15.000 I just potted it up so it sounded distant.

02:15:18.000 Oh, okay.

02:15:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:15:20.000 If I fucking fart sideways on a Thursday, I'm going to fucking prison. 1.00

02:15:24.000 Every text I have is monitored by the NYPD. 0.99

02:15:27.000 I've been told from the lawyers working with Johnny Max that all our correspondence is recorded.

02:15:33.000 Everything's public.

02:15:33.000 All my emails are public.

02:15:36.000 And that's just the truth. 1.00

02:15:37.000 There's also a million lies floating out there about how I'm a Nazi and I'm fucking calling Obama a monkey and trying to get people to kill each other. 1.00

02:15:47.000 Sometimes I see it and go, I said choke a tranny? 1.00

02:15:50.000 Holy shit, that's insane. 1.00

02:15:52.000 I want to just go insert. 0.99

02:15:53.000 And then I look at the context and it's these Antifa are horking in Trump supporters' faces and then saying, you can't hit me.

02:16:02.000 I identify as a woman.

02:16:03.000 It's called InstaTranny. 0.99

02:16:05.000 Oh, choke that tranny. 1.00

02:16:06.000 Okay, I got you now. 0.98

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 14, 2019

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