Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #24 | EAT THE RICH

00:00:15.000 We are two seconds into the show.

00:00:18.000 That's two mistakes.

00:00:32.000 We have to try that again.

00:00:34.000 We're live.

00:00:36.000 Yeah, I know.

00:00:37.000 What should we do?

00:00:38.000 Try it again in another life?

00:00:39.000 We should give it another go.

00:00:41.000 So we're going to go time traveling, but instead of killing Hitler, we're going to see fear when they played SNL.

00:00:47.000 Yes. 1.00

00:00:47.000 We're going to redo that shitty intro that you fucked up. 1.00

00:00:53.000 I just asked you, go to cut to the wide. 0.97

00:00:57.000 I said, should we put the Merry Christmas back here?

00:00:59.000 And you go, no, no, it'll be fine there.

00:01:00.000 And I go, but you have to reach over to touch the things there.

00:01:02.000 And he goes, no, no, I can reach around them.

00:01:05.000 Yeah, but you rush.

00:01:07.000 I think you have a disdain for that song, because usually you'll let the song play out at least like a second.

00:01:07.000 I don't know.

00:01:11.000 It's our intro song.

00:01:12.000 We own it.

00:01:13.000 Why let it play out?

00:01:15.000 Well, so I can time the buttons.

00:01:17.000 I got to film my button work over here, because the intro, it's a little complicated.

00:01:20.000 OK, but I was right about the Merry Christmas.

00:01:23.000 Only because I was rushing.

00:01:24.000 And then I was saying to you, only because you're rushing, your plan has to include the possibility that you'll be in a rush once in a while.

00:01:31.000 Not for an intro that we usually have figured out, but every week I forget that you hate our song or something.

00:01:39.000 I didn't make the song.

00:01:43.000 It's like, I don't mind when things fuck up, but it's when I predict that there's an issue and you go, no, it's fine, and then it falls, and then... I'm pretty sure last week I said, can you at least give it a second before you press the button?

00:01:55.000 No.

00:01:55.000 What?

00:01:56.000 Somebody out there, like, take the button pressing and put them in the compilation and see if you don't notice that.

00:02:01.000 Okay, that's not the point. 0.96

00:02:03.000 The point is, the Merry Christmas I said is gonna be an issue, and you said no, and then when I say, hey, I was right, you make up some crazy fucking excuse. 0.96

00:02:11.000 It's not crazy. 0.99

00:02:11.000 You can't listen is your problem. 0.99

00:02:13.000 It's like we said with the number three, where I said, make it white. 0.97

00:02:17.000 And you're like, okay.

00:02:17.000 And then I look at it, it's pink.

00:02:19.000 And then I go, dude, make it white. 0.74

00:02:21.000 And then you write in your notes, make the number three red.

00:02:25.000 Like how do words not get into your brain?

00:02:27.000 Mother nature's hella pissed. 1.00

00:02:30.000 No, I'm hella pissed. 0.94

00:02:33.000 We don't give a damn. 0.91

00:02:35.000 Clearly.

00:02:38.000 Just do anything?

00:02:45.000 Welcome to the show.

00:02:47.000 This is live now.

00:02:48.000 We are 9.05 p.m.

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00:02:53.000 We're kind of nervous because if anything racist happens, it's out there in the cosmos or anything involving hate or anything that we shouldn't say, it's out there and our days are numbered here at YouTube.

00:03:13.000 We're told the end is nigh.

00:03:15.000 You know what I was told?

00:03:16.000 Insider gossip?

00:03:18.000 I was told that they're not going to kick off Steven Crowder because he's suing them.

00:03:23.000 I heard that too.

00:03:25.000 That's a good lesson. 0.99

00:03:26.000 I think maybe that's why I've lasted so long is because they see me suing the SPLC and they go, oh shit, he's litigious. 0.99

00:03:33.000 Hold off on him for a bit. 0.98

00:03:34.000 I got to clear out the legal board.

00:03:36.000 Clear out the suings. 1.00

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00:04:30.000 The horrors.

00:04:32.000 The horrors.

00:04:32.000 I love that for some reason.

00:04:34.000 I mean, you know what else helps with the horrors?

00:04:37.000 Think of stuff you love like Animal House and your kids.

00:04:40.000 I've never seen Animal House and I don't have kids.

00:04:44.000 Yeah, well I'm clearly talking about the things I love and how can you not have seen Animal House?

00:04:48.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:04:49.000 You know what, I wish you were a zombie and I could chain you to the desk and then every time you piss me off I could just shoot you. 1.00

00:04:57.000 With a bullet? 1.00

00:04:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:59.000 You can't shoot me in the head though because I'd be done for. 0.98

00:05:01.000 Okay. 0.98

00:05:02.000 Well, you know what I'll do?

00:05:03.000 I'll tape the gun to the desk.

00:05:06.000 And then just have a button maybe?

00:05:07.000 I just go... Oh, I see.

00:05:10.000 Oh, it's a bolt action?

00:05:10.000 It'll just be a mound of duct tape.

00:05:13.000 But it's a bolt action.

00:05:14.000 No.

00:05:14.000 You just did this.

00:05:16.000 That was me using a pen.

00:05:17.000 Oh, gotcha.

00:05:18.000 So it'll have an opening for the clip to reload. 0.73

00:05:21.000 Right.

00:05:21.000 And I'll just... That's a good invention.

00:05:23.000 And then I'll put a big steel plate on the wall there so we don't shoot through the studio.

00:05:27.000 Yeah, pretty much everything surrounding me would have to be a steel plate.

00:05:30.000 At that point, we kind of lost the point of shooting you, right?

00:05:33.000 Yeah, or creating zombies.

00:05:34.000 Do zombies even mind when they get shot?

00:05:36.000 No.

00:05:36.000 I would just be like, duh.

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00:06:14.000 That's French for Gavin.

00:06:16.000 G-A-V-I-N. 1.00

00:06:17.000 You hear about the Spotify thing?

00:06:20.000 Have you heard anything about that?

00:06:22.000 What, they're getting kicked off YouTube?

00:06:23.000 No, there's a thing where you can check out your favorite podcasts and a couple of people said, like, I only listen to your podcast, basically, and you don't pop up on my top five.

00:06:33.000 And I'm like, 0.99

00:06:36.000 Was that your fucking phone? 1.00

00:06:39.000 I have it on mute. 1.00

00:06:39.000 I don't know why I did that. 1.00

00:06:40.000 I promise.

00:06:41.000 It's been on mute.

00:06:43.000 So why did it ring?

00:06:45.000 I don't know.

00:06:45.000 Maybe because it's a... Let's write down your mistakes, shall we?

00:06:50.000 Ryan's fuck-ups. 0.99

00:06:53.000 People think I'm being mean, but is that mean to write down like a guy keeps fucking up your show? 0.99

00:07:00.000 So, Merry Christmas, Val. 0.93

00:07:02.000 I remember telling you about the button pushing.

00:07:05.000 It's too much.

00:07:06.000 Too quick.

00:07:07.000 You should be able to handle anything with the button pushing.

00:07:10.000 Whenever I do your songs, I push the button fast and you seem to get it.

00:07:15.000 Button.

00:07:17.000 Too long.

00:07:19.000 Phone rang.

00:07:20.000 Again.

00:07:24.000 And we don't know why.

00:07:26.000 I gotta put this on do not disturb or something.

00:07:29.000 Turn it off!

00:07:31.000 Ryan, turn your phone off.

00:07:32.000 We already had a fight about this today.

00:07:34.000 Okay.

00:07:35.000 So it's off?

00:07:37.000 It's on airplane mode.

00:07:39.000 Turn it off.

00:07:40.000 It's as good as dead.

00:07:42.000 Turn it off.

00:07:45.000 This goes back to the red three versus the white three. 0.92

00:07:48.000 Words can't fit in your brain.

00:07:50.000 Did you turn it off?

00:07:51.000 Yep.

00:07:52.000 Can I see it, please?

00:07:57.000 By the way, Dallas and Chicago are tied at seven points right now.

00:08:01.000 That's proof we're live?

00:08:02.000 Yes. 0.98

00:08:04.000 I couldn't give less of a shit about football, but speaking of baseball, the Mets have some eccentric KED Fund billionaire who's going to buy them and get rid of these, what are they called? 0.99

00:08:13.000 The Lipskis? 1.00

00:08:14.000 The Lip Smuds?

00:08:15.000 The Talismeers?

00:08:19.000 The people who own the Mets that everyone hates.

00:08:22.000 I can't remember their name.

00:08:23.000 And we're getting rid of Mickey Calloway.

00:08:25.000 I hope we get rid of Diaz, the worst closer in the history of baseball.

00:08:29.000 And we're getting Cespedes back.

00:08:33.000 Just look up Mets owners.

00:08:35.000 Mets owners and executives. 0.72

00:08:38.000 It's a family.

00:08:42.000 This might go on your list.

00:08:45.000 Payson?

00:08:46.000 No.

00:08:46.000 Doubleday.

00:08:49.000 George Weiss.

00:08:50.000 Watch how fast I am.

00:08:52.000 Mets.

00:08:52.000 Owners.

00:08:53.000 Family.

00:08:55.000 And they are... Brody Van Wagenen.

00:08:57.000 The... Wilpons.

00:09:00.000 Paul Podesta.

00:09:02.000 Yeah, I'm including that as a mistake.

00:09:06.000 Can't Google Mets Owners.

00:09:12.000 Well, we're off to a bad start here, aren't we?

00:09:16.000 Why doesn't that show up here? 1.00

00:09:17.000 I don't know, because you suck. 0.98

00:09:19.000 In Wikipedia? 1.00

00:09:22.000 Wikipedia has too much information.

00:09:23.000 That's showing you every executive and person who's ever worked for the Met since the beginning of time.

00:09:30.000 You still are trying to find something that I just found.

00:09:32.000 No, I'm not.

00:09:33.000 I'm typing in A-I-C.

00:09:37.000 Yeah, that's a picture of your face.

00:09:40.000 This week, I guess, we didn't have any guests.

00:09:42.000 The biggest hit this week was making fun of this guy Caesar from 90 Day Fiancé. 0.98

00:09:48.000 I'm not going to replay it because the bitches who subscribe get all pissy. 1.00

00:09:53.000 We became fascinated by him, and we didn't know that we were really late on the whole thing, and people have been talking about him for months. 0.90

00:10:01.000 But this is not a breaking news show, and we'll probably get YouTube strikes for showing this, but let's show the first appearance that he had.

00:10:12.000 I talked about him for half the show and we really marveled at the fact that he was holding up like a message from her how much he paid her and he goes like this for a second and the cameraman decides to unfocus from the phone and focus on his eyes and it's just a fantastic moment.

00:10:28.000 I hadn't done my hair because we just got back from Thanksgiving.

00:10:37.000 So this producer obviously cares about this poor bastard and says things like, how do you know she's not sending these hey baby things to other men? 1.00

00:10:47.000 And he pauses for a second and goes, and it's clear he's never thought of that. 0.97

00:10:52.000 And then she says, hello, I love you, my husband.

00:10:55.000 And she goes, does she ever say your name?

00:10:57.000 It's never occurred to him.

00:10:59.000 Anyway, in the following episode, we did an update.

00:11:03.000 And he went to, she said, you can't come to Ukraine right now because it's so cold.

00:11:13.000 So we should go to Mexico where it'll be warm and schlufenty and schlafenty. 0.99

00:11:19.000 So he goes to Mexico and that got kind of weird because we think he might be such a boob that he 1.00

00:11:27.000 She had insufficient funds.

00:11:28.000 We can't figure out that part of the story.

00:11:30.000 Why would she want a Mexican vacation if she's not gonna go? 1.00

00:11:39.000 The ticket isn't a Willy Wonka golden ticket.

00:11:42.000 You can't just use it for something else.

00:11:44.000 Which you can't do with a Willy Wonka golden ticket, by the way.

00:11:47.000 So I don't understand what she wanted from the trip to Mexico.

00:11:50.000 All I could guess was that she would arrive there and then, vamoose?

00:11:54.000 Or say, send me the money for the ticket.

00:11:56.000 I have to buy it with Ukrainian dollars or something.

00:11:58.000 Anyway, it was denied because he had insufficient funds.

00:12:01.000 But Ryan noticed in the second video that he was really sad about the Mexican trip.

00:12:08.000 He didn't enjoy it.

00:12:09.000 He was there by himself.

00:12:10.000 And then he, as he was packing the bags, we discovered, well, Ryan claims he saw a whip, which I think may have just been a champagne bottle.

00:12:19.000 But wait, what are you doing?

00:12:21.000 Go to the free speech.

00:12:23.000 Yeah, the second episode that we covered.

00:12:31.000 Serenity now.

00:12:34.000 Serenity now.

00:12:36.000 His suitcase is full of edible panties.

00:12:42.000 Like maybe ten pairs.

00:12:46.000 Edible panties and I think some of the edible underwear was for him.

00:12:52.000 For his body. 0.98

00:12:56.000 Remember, the episode after that one sucked, and then the next one we did... Oh, I thought it was the day right after.

00:13:02.000 I'm sorry.

00:13:02.000 No, it wasn't the day right after.

00:13:03.000 It was yesterday.

00:13:07.000 Yes.

00:13:25.000 That's him borrowing money.

00:13:26.000 He borrowed, I think, $800 for the trip.

00:13:28.000 This is him.

00:13:29.000 Just pause.

00:13:30.000 So this is him.

00:13:31.000 He's arrived in Mexico, and his life is ruined because she didn't show.

00:13:36.000 But the reason, the whole reason we're doing this whole update... This is all boring.

00:13:39.000 Get to the suitcase.

00:13:41.000 Okay, here we go.

00:13:47.000 Oh, that.

00:13:48.000 Clint Eastwood movies.

00:13:49.000 I think it's after the cry.

00:13:50.000 Ouch.

00:13:51.000 There we go.

00:13:52.000 Dude, I think some of these are for him.

00:13:54.000 So she eats the edible men's underwear off of his... You know what I just realized?

00:14:00.000 I can't... That's enough of that.

00:14:04.000 I can't physically imagine a way that you would have edible panties in a non-jokey way. 0.98

00:14:10.000 I mean, I know what oral intercourse is. 0.98

00:14:16.000 Like, what do you do? 0.97

00:14:17.000 You eat the area till that's gone?

00:14:21.000 You just get sticky and it's pointless.

00:14:23.000 Yeah, you get all this like strands of sort of weird plastic in your mustache that's sort of disintegrating into your mustache.

00:14:31.000 And there's no clean pictures of it on the image shirts because nobody uses them.

00:14:36.000 I mean, there's two kinds, right?

00:14:37.000 There's those.

00:14:39.000 So I see those, it would be so corny, but you like grab one of the candies and then pull it away and pink and then it's in your mouth.

00:14:46.000 I sort of get that.

00:14:48.000 But I don't, but the ones that are like that edible plastic, I mean, you get it.

00:14:53.000 Oh, ha ha.

00:14:53.000 Oh, edible.

00:14:54.000 Oh, they make me think of mouths and genitalia. 0.92

00:14:56.000 I get it. 0.99

00:14:57.000 Ooh.

00:14:57.000 But then when you actually try to do the actual math of what actually happens, you try to do the actual math of what actually happens.

00:15:09.000 I don't, I just see like sugar disintegrating, gross, kind of a mess.

00:15:16.000 That doesn't look fun at all.

00:15:18.000 To eat or to wear.

00:15:19.000 No, I can't imagine a scenario.

00:15:22.000 I'm going to look it up. 0.96

00:15:23.000 I'm going to try to find some adult videos of edible panties in action, and I bet they're ridiculous. 0.82

00:15:29.000 I bet we won't be able to show them.

00:15:30.000 I don't know if they exist.

00:15:32.000 I don't know if such a thing exists.

00:15:34.000 It's sort of like those blow-up dolls, the old-fashioned kind that you'd see at bachelor parties in the 80s.

00:15:39.000 Has a human ever used one of those, not as a joke, and seriously laid on top of her, kissing her weird face?

00:15:47.000 Because if that's ever happened, that is heartbreaking.

00:15:54.000 We'll be taking calls shortly, by the way.

00:15:58.000 Also in the news... Actually, the way we do the show Monday to Wednesday is also in the news.

00:16:05.000 And we do a bunch of newsy stuff. 0.99

00:16:07.000 But this show's just supposed to be shooting the shit. 1.00

00:16:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:10.000 But it hasn't been shooting the shit so far. 0.99

00:16:12.000 You and I have had several fights. 0.99

00:16:14.000 We went over the best of the week. 0.99

00:16:17.000 I feel like we should chill more and just shoot the shit more, like that edible underwear thing. 0.97

00:16:22.000 Yeah, I was going to look up blow-up towels, because they've changed over the years, but there's nothing I can show on there. 0.99

00:16:27.000 It's too much dirtiness.

00:16:29.000 It's too much dirtiness.

00:16:31.000 This is why we go to church, to talk about how America has too much dirtiness now. 0.99

00:16:36.000 It's disgusting. 0.80

00:16:37.000 I found a, you know, let me find this, somebody sent a good mailbag thing.

00:16:43.000 We should do the mailbag too, we'll have plenty of time.

00:16:46.000 I'm hot.

00:16:48.000 Oh, the David Cross.

00:16:50.000 Oh yeah, I wanted to talk about that.

00:16:52.000 That was it.

00:16:53.000 So apparently David Cross, my old best pal, was on some panel with Dave Smith, my new best pal.

00:17:01.000 That hurts.

00:17:03.000 Talking about censorship and defending it, which is weird, but I do want to say something about censorship that will probably ruin our brand and end this entire network.

00:17:16.000 Who do we got?

00:17:17.000 Who's in this cavalcade of thoughts?

00:17:18.000 Oh wait!

00:17:19.000 Go back! 0.55

00:17:19.000 Stop! 0.55

00:17:20.000 Stop! 1.00

00:17:21.000 Before you get to that, I forgot the final piece.

00:17:24.000 I'm watching SNL.

00:17:26.000 SNL sketches on YouTube.

00:17:27.000 Basically, here's the deal with SNL.

00:17:31.000 99% of the time, you only want to look at the actual sketches that are pre-taped.

00:17:34.000 If it's live, and they're looking at the cue cards, it's never funny.

00:17:39.000 But,

00:17:41.000 Will Ferrell has been doing this for so long that he did a parody of our Caesar guy.

00:17:48.000 But you know, it was funny.

00:17:50.000 You might have to look up SNL Mexican vacation alone.

00:17:54.000 I typed in Mexican vacation, actually.

00:17:58.000 Or Mexican date.

00:17:59.000 You know what's funny about this? 0.99

00:18:00.000 So the guy who screwed up and was a loser is a black guy, and he's trying to get this white date. 0.99

00:18:07.000 It's Sicily Strong, Will Ferrell, 1.00

00:18:12.000 And some black guy. 0.55

00:18:13.000 But isn't it funny how they switched the races up?

00:18:17.000 Because it would... I don't think America, especially liberal SNL fans, could handle a black guy alone who was there for a date that doesn't exist. 0.83

00:18:31.000 And being laughed at by a white guy.

00:18:33.000 So they just switched it.

00:18:34.000 And they made the white guy laughing.

00:18:36.000 Well, I guess it's me in this scenario. 0.70

00:18:38.000 A black dude. 0.99

00:18:39.000 That gay Asian is always just being a gay lord. 1.00

00:18:43.000 He has the least range I've ever seen out of any comedy person. 0.99

00:18:47.000 The guy that snubbed Shane Gillis?

00:18:49.000 Yes.

00:18:49.000 Kind of?

00:18:50.000 Woo! 0.99

00:18:53.000 I'm in love!

00:18:55.000 That's more energy than Caesar ever really had, too.

00:18:58.000 She's gonna meet me.

00:18:59.000 Her name is Sabina.

00:19:01.000 She's from Moldova.

00:19:02.000 Moldova is next to Ukraine.

00:19:04.000 Her name's Maria, not Sabina.

00:19:06.000 They're not very subtle here with this.

00:19:08.000 How did you meet?

00:19:09.000 On a website, where you look for Moldovan women. 0.90

00:19:13.000 I sent her flowers that cost $800.

00:19:14.000 Wow, you must be well off.

00:19:19.000 Well, I do what I can.

00:19:20.000 It's worth it when you're in love.

00:19:22.000 Like this trip to Mexico.

00:19:24.000 Lobster for two?

00:19:26.000 Yes, that's for me and Sabina.

00:19:28.000 She's my girlfriend from Moldova, and she's meeting me here in Mexico.

00:19:32.000 Oh, that's great.

00:19:33.000 Yeah, we're in love.

00:19:34.000 And that's why I bought her a plane ticket from Moldova to Mexico to meet me.

00:19:38.000 And I bought the lobster and caviar dinner for two.

00:19:41.000 It's prepaid.

00:19:42.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:19:43.000 This is enough.

00:19:44.000 She had to read her cue card to say that's enough?

00:19:46.000 Yeah, I saw that. 0.98

00:19:48.000 What the hell? 0.64

00:19:49.000 And the other thing that drives you nuts about SNL is all of those people that are from the Groundlings and UCB, they riff for a living.

00:19:56.000 That's their whole, the whole reason you chose them is because they come from improv troops.

00:20:02.000 But you won't let them stray from the script at all.

00:20:05.000 You know what the ratings would be like?

00:20:06.000 That waitress couldn't have went, yeah, that's true, that's interesting.

00:20:08.000 On her own?

00:20:09.000 Right.

00:20:11.000 You know, it would break the TV ratings, frankly.

00:20:14.000 If they did a live episode where they were allowed to improv, imagine that!

00:20:20.000 That would totally change the show forever and it would be six times funnier.

00:20:24.000 I'm not exactly.

00:20:25.000 Or Obama, and it would be huge ratings.

00:20:27.000 I've seen like, you know the fat one who's on this show who cracks up all the time?

00:20:31.000 I've been to a UCB thing with her.

00:20:33.000 Horatio Sand? 0.99

00:20:34.000 Oh no, the fat woman. 1.00

00:20:35.000 No, the chick. 1.00

00:20:36.000 And she's amazing!

00:20:38.000 Super hilarious.

00:20:38.000 They were doing this thing, I was actually the subject of it once, back before I was blackballed.

00:20:43.000 And I would tell a story that was true, just some made up dumb story like the time my dad, I don't know, killed an eagle.

00:20:51.000 And then they would take those elements and do four different sketches based on those elements. 0.56

00:20:56.000 Now I know it sounds like corny drama club, drama club geek stuff.

00:21:01.000 And it is.

00:21:02.000 But it still takes some impressive talent.

00:21:05.000 They're all that good at that, so let them be funny on their own.

00:21:08.000 Anyway, that was a long way to explain that the screen just went blurry. 0.99

00:21:15.000 But I think the real interesting thing about this is that Americans can't handle a black dunce. 1.00

00:21:23.000 So they make the loser in this sketch white. 1.00

00:21:28.000 And they kind of lose the essence of why Cesar's so pathetic. 0.99

00:21:31.000 Because he's not excited. 0.96

00:21:32.000 He's like, okay, I'm gonna work for a love like, like I love you.

00:21:37.000 Like a dreamland.

00:21:38.000 Yeah, and I'm not racist. 0.92

00:21:40.000 So I can laugh at a black guy. 1.00

00:21:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:42.000 It's not unfathomable to me that a black guy can be a dunce. 1.00

00:21:45.000 No, we can't laugh at black people. 1.00

00:21:48.000 It's 2019. 0.99

00:21:48.000 It's too soon. 0.99

00:21:50.000 It's too soon after Jim Crow. 0.99

00:21:53.000 Right, that's enough of that crap. 0.99

00:21:56.000 Cecilie Strong is a smoke show, by the way. 0.99

00:21:59.000 She's kind of smoky, right? 0.54

00:22:01.000 I get Scottish vibes off of her.

00:22:02.000 You think she's Italian? 1.00

00:22:04.000 I looked it up.

00:22:04.000 Yeah, she's part Sicilian.

00:22:06.000 You know what I like about her is her lopsided face.

00:22:15.000 When she talks, it's like part of her mouth has paralysis.

00:22:18.000 She's like Jean Chrétien.

00:22:20.000 I think she's getting older, though.

00:22:23.000 You can tell she's going to age well.

00:22:25.000 Where's that top lip? 1.00

00:22:27.000 Damn, bitch. 1.00

00:22:28.000 You don't think she has much of a top lip? 1.00

00:22:30.000 No, but look at the mouth.

00:22:31.000 That's exactly what you said.

00:22:32.000 Yeah, I see that.

00:22:32.000 Hey, I have cerebral palsy.

00:22:35.000 It's hot, though.

00:22:36.000 I love a good cerebral palsy lady. 1.00

00:22:39.000 You think I got cerebral palsy?

00:22:40.000 Like...

00:22:42.000 All right, so now we've covered, so that was the highlight of this week, was making fun of Caesar, the nail technician who spent $40,000 trying on his girlfriend who doesn't exist.

00:22:55.000 Well, she exists, but it's not his girlfriend.

00:22:57.000 And then we discovered that SNL had covered it, but switched the races to make it more palatable.

00:23:02.000 And now I haven't seen this, but it's interesting to me because I wanted to talk about this.

00:23:06.000 It's a bunch of Davids.

00:23:10.000 Davids I've loved over the years, old and new, talking about censorship and why it's good.

00:23:17.000 from like Facebook and Twitter and all the platforms and people were like well he is pretty crazy so I think it's cool he got banned I knew like three people who worked for anti-war.com who were just hardcore anti-war activists not conspiracy theorists at all and they all got banned too and it's almost like when they make this big thing

00:23:36.000 Well, no, they had nothing to do with Infowars.

00:23:38.000 It was just in the sweep of, hey, we're banning crazy people.

00:23:42.000 Also, these people who have been, like, against the wars through Bush, Obama, and Trump, they got kicked off, too.

00:23:47.000 Scott Horton.

00:23:48.000 Talked for about a minute, and then Cross jumps in.

00:23:50.000 Okay, just pause.

00:23:51.000 And here's the thing I noticed about the Alex Jones thing.

00:23:54.000 They go, and even Howard Stern said this. 0.98

00:23:57.000 Howard Stern said, well, you know, free speech doesn't mean, uh, he actually used that stupid analogy, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater. 0.94

00:24:07.000 Actually, Dave says that in this. 0.98

00:24:09.000 Really?

00:24:09.000 Yeah, and he says that that is based on when they were trying to take away protesters' rights when they were, in World War I, they were, you know, people were anti-war and they came up with that whole precedent then.

00:24:20.000 Yes, and they lost.

00:24:21.000 Right.

00:24:22.000 But anyway, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:24:24.000 So, Howard Stern, by the way, Howard Stern, this is a guy, ooh, has my tie been like this the whole time?

00:24:30.000 Whoa.

00:24:30.000 This is one of the most irritating things a male can do besides send $40,000 to Ukraine.

00:24:36.000 That's a faux pas.

00:24:37.000 Yeah, zikes. 1.00

00:24:39.000 Um... Howard Stern?

00:24:45.000 I don't know.

00:24:46.000 Yeah, Howard Stern was setting up bestiality dates.

00:24:48.000 I don't know.

00:24:49.000 Like, matching people who are into bestiality with the perfect animal for them.

00:24:53.000 So that's the range of his past.

00:24:55.000 He's probably paid $10 million in fines to the FCC. 0.95

00:25:00.000 And there he was shitting on Alex Jones. 0.63

00:25:01.000 And the excuse they always use is Sandy Hook. 0.95

00:25:05.000 Now I think he had someone on his show who denied Sandy Hook and he expressed doubt.

00:25:12.000 That became, he insisted Sandy Hook was a lie and encouraged his followers to go to the parents' homes and antagonize them.

00:25:18.000 Never happened.

00:25:21.000 But more importantly, that controversy, which I don't think he's apologized for, but says he's changed his mind about, that was seven years ago.

00:25:32.000 And he was banned post-Trump right in the recent sweeps that happened when I was banned, when Laura Loomer was banned, when everyone else was getting thrown off.

00:25:42.000 So it's a lie that it was about Sandy Hook.

00:25:45.000 It's really about the fact that they are scared that social media and non-MSM media got Trump elected.

00:25:54.000 So Google has gone from do no evil to we can't let him get re-elected and we will ban everyone

00:26:03.000 Remotely Trumpian.

00:26:05.000 Anyone who makes the left look bad. 0.87

00:26:07.000 Anyone who doesn't want trans bathrooms has to go. 1.00

00:26:10.000 And we'll use that under the auspices of Fighting 8.

00:26:14.000 Now I'm learning why people don't drink beer when they're doing a show.

00:26:18.000 Because you just say anything?

00:26:23.000 Welcome back to the Foster Brooks Hour.

00:26:26.000 Just do anything?

00:26:27.000 Alright, let's roll the tape.

00:26:31.000 It's free speech for everybody.

00:26:33.000 That was pre-internet.

00:26:35.000 And pre-Fox News.

00:26:36.000 So you disagree with me on that?

00:26:38.000 I do.

00:26:38.000 I disagree with... If there's something that we know... The Ku Klux Klan was in ideology.

00:26:47.000 And that's different than saying Sandy Hook was... Nobody died in Sandy Hook.

00:26:54.000 They were actors.

00:26:55.000 And it's a false flag operation.

00:27:01.000 And the government is behind it and... Just pause.

00:27:04.000 Where was he seven years ago when this was happening?

00:27:08.000 Why is this now the go-to thing?

00:27:09.000 It's like Heather Heyer.

00:27:11.000 People go, Antifa's dangerous.

00:27:13.000 Oh, yeah?

00:27:13.000 What about Heather Heyer?

00:27:15.000 Or the other one with abortion is they always say, well, what if your daughter was raped? 0.84

00:27:20.000 And she was 14.

00:27:21.000 Should she be allowed to abort?

00:27:23.000 They have their little go-to's.

00:27:25.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:27:26.000 I believe one guy

00:27:44.000 Went to Sandy Hook's parents' house based on assumptions he had made that could loosely be associated with Infowars.

00:27:54.000 Secondly, you want to talk about people murdering people?

00:27:57.000 How about all of the violence from the far left based on this myth that there's Nazis everywhere?

00:28:04.000 What about the shooting?

00:28:07.000 What was that shooting?

00:28:08.000 The Antifa one?

00:28:09.000 Was that in Ohio?

00:28:11.000 Antifa on Antifa?

00:28:12.000 No, the Antifa kid who shot up that place in Ohio.

00:28:17.000 What about all the suicide victims?

00:28:19.000 That kid, what was his name?

00:28:21.000 Nathaniel Hose, who committed suicide after working for Antifa and getting involved in Disrupt J20.

00:28:31.000 And then when he saw that he was facing felonies, he got so freaked out he killed himself.

00:28:34.000 Counter bets.

00:28:36.000 Was the Ohio mass shooting an Antifa terror attack?

00:28:38.000 What about that Hispanic dude who shot up the Christian Family Resource Center based on the SPLC calling them a hate group? 0.97

00:28:50.000 He went there, he had brought 20 Chick-fil-A sandwiches because he was going to murder 20 people at this family research council, I think it's called, and then put Chick-fil-A sandwiches in their hand because they're hateful homophobes. 0.99

00:29:02.000 There, I want you to die with a homophobic sandwich in your hand. 0.99

00:29:08.000 Um, this was because he saw them on the SPLC list. 0.99

00:29:12.000 So if we're going to start banning all speech that might lead to a lunatic murdering people, you're going to see a lot of left-wing media, such as the SPLC and the ADL, get completely shut down.

00:29:27.000 Or what about this one?

00:29:29.000 What about the Antifa lie that that Patriot rally in Philadelphia was just a bunch of, was going to be a celebration of the synagogue shooting, and it was going to be in front of the Jewish Museum?

00:29:42.000 So everyone goes nuts, obviously.

00:29:44.000 The Jewish Museum says, we're open today, in defiance of this imminent celebration of a horrific massacre.

00:29:50.000 Meanwhile, it's just a bunch of Patriots who wanted to

00:29:54.000 No, that's got nothing to do with what we're talking about.

00:29:56.000 But yeah, it's the same myth.

00:29:59.000 Well, this was in Philadelphia, and it was just a bunch of boomer patriot guys who have the Constitution. 0.99

00:30:04.000 They dress up like Ben Franklin and they talk about the Bill of Rights and all this shit. 0.98

00:30:08.000 Nothing to do with the synagogue. 0.99

00:30:10.000 And they were attacking people, beating people. 0.99

00:30:12.000 Two Marines got the shit beaten out of them, and Antifa was calling them wetbacks. 0.72

00:30:17.000 What about the guy you just mentioned that we didn't get to? 0.98

00:30:21.000 The guy who went to an ice place not just to blow up a truck.

00:30:24.000 He had rounds and rounds of ammunition.

00:30:26.000 He was about to commit a mass murder.

00:30:29.000 Before he was killed.

00:30:30.000 That came from the whole mythical Nazi myth. 0.78

00:30:33.000 Willem van Spronsen.

00:30:34.000 Willem van Spronsen.

00:30:36.000 So to say that Alex Jones' Sandy Hook debacle leads to numerous examples of people murdering people is patently false.

00:30:47.000 And if you want to take that premise and say any speech

00:30:51.000 That causes a crazy person to go do some damage.

00:30:54.000 If you want to make that a rule, you're going to see a lot more left-wing hysteria lead to violence than right-wing hysteria.

00:31:02.000 All we have so far with the right-wing hysteria is... Remember we quantified the past 14 shootings?

00:31:09.000 We should make that a video.

00:31:10.000 There was the El Paso guy who was anti-immigration.

00:31:13.000 That doesn't mean he's a white supremacist.

00:31:16.000 Plenty of Hispanics are anti-immigration. 0.98

00:31:18.000 Plenty of blacks are anti-immigration. 0.96

00:31:21.000 There's plenty of white immigrants. 0.96

00:31:22.000 But anyway, there's the El Paso thing.

00:31:24.000 There's Dylann Roof, of course.

00:31:26.000 There's a synagogue shooting.

00:31:28.000 We can only do the American one, because we start using the one in New Zealand.

00:31:31.000 We have to include the world, and if we include the world, well, that's 90,000 Christians murdered a year, and you're going to end up with whatever that is, 225 Christians a day.

00:31:41.000 So I would stay away from the world if you want to push your left-wing arguments.

00:31:48.000 We had much more mentally ill shootings and much more Islamic-based shootings, mass murders, with a smattering, maybe three or four, that could possibly be linked to right-wing.

00:32:00.000 Out of fourteen.

00:32:05.000 David disagrees.

00:32:13.000 I think you can censor obvious incendiary lies.

00:32:22.000 Our jobs are to educate ourselves as citizens.

00:32:24.000 Well, we failed.

00:32:25.000 We're failing and people are getting hurt.

00:32:29.000 Look, if you say someone could say this thing and then someone goes and kills some people, didn't that Hinckley guy shoot Reagan over Jodie Foster or something like that?

00:32:38.000 He didn't look anything up on the internet.

00:32:40.000 He was... Right, that's my point.

00:32:41.000 I'm saying, like, you could... Look, if you want to say, oh, we should censor lies, well, that begs the question, not the logical term, just it leads to the question, who decides what lies are and what the truth are?

00:32:54.000 I will.

00:32:54.000 I know what a lie... I know what a lie and a truth are.

00:32:57.000 You can clap for that.

00:32:58.000 I don't trust you to be the overlord who decides what the truth is, and I don't trust anyone else, the government or any academic.

00:33:04.000 Yeah, pause.

00:33:05.000 Dave's touching on something good here.

00:33:07.000 Obviously Alex was way wrong with Sandy Hook, but I like the concept of conspiracy theories.

00:33:12.000 I like people being dubious.

00:33:14.000 I like people questioning things.

00:33:16.000 Isn't that what scientists do?

00:33:17.000 Scientists don't take anything for granted. 0.96

00:33:24.000 I think put it out there, and by the way, it's the job of us, if we're talking about the job of political satire, if someone puts out something about how they don't believe, like, whatever, Sandy Hook, kids died there, it's our job to make fun of that person until everyone goes, that guy's ridiculous.

00:33:43.000 And that's especially true of Holocaust denial.

00:33:46.000 When those people just go to jail,

00:33:48.000 Like they do in Europe. 0.95

00:33:49.000 And we don't hear about it.

00:33:50.000 They don't get ridiculed and their ideas don't get exposed.

00:33:54.000 The solution to speech that offends you is not more censorship.

00:33:58.000 It's more ridicule.

00:34:00.000 He had a really good quote where he said, I'd rather deal with the consequences of freedom than the consequences of censorship or something like that.

00:34:10.000 Go ahead.

00:34:11.000 Is it over?

00:34:12.000 Nope.

00:34:14.000 The justification for that is the justification to shut down freedom of speech completely, because someone could take it the wrong way.

00:34:22.000 Someone could take what I'm saying the wrong way right now.

00:34:29.000 I'm punching down!

00:34:31.000 Let me bring this idea in a much micro way.

00:34:38.000 So there is a group of people you're not aware of yet.

00:34:43.000 You will become aware of them shortly.

00:34:45.000 But you're not aware of them yet and they, for whatever reason, don't like something you said.

00:34:52.000 I'm aware of them.

00:34:53.000 What did he say?

00:34:53.000 He said, I'm aware of them.

00:34:54.000 Been there. 0.99

00:34:55.000 That you're a pedophile. 1.00

00:34:55.000 That there was a child that you raped. 1.00

00:34:57.000 A six-year-old boy that you raped behind a school. 0.99

00:34:59.000 That was specific. 0.91

00:35:18.000 Yeah, well, these things are specific.

00:35:20.000 No, I'm saying your example is getting to me.

00:35:22.000 It hit me.

00:35:23.000 And then these people, because of their influence, and nobody's checked them because everybody has the right to say whatever they want, there's no censorship, and now you're out of a job?

00:35:33.000 No, there's libel and slander and you get to defend yourself, and if you're innocent, that's not true.

00:35:37.000 Good luck.

00:35:38.000 Alex Jones has not been, it's been years.

00:35:41.000 Alex Jones is in court every day and has lost tens of millions of dollars.

00:35:46.000 The White House there, I can't say what it is.

00:35:48.000 Let me finish my point.

00:35:51.000 Why just him?

00:35:53.000 Can she shut up please? 1.00

00:35:57.000 Jesus Christ, she reminds me of my mother after a bottle of wine. 0.99

00:36:02.000 Be a little bit harder, but let her go.

00:36:05.000 Girl power. 0.99

00:36:06.000 It's called pegging.

00:36:10.000 By the way, this situation David's describing is the situation of any Trump supporter under this present system, where they take things we say out of context, they take jokes and make them serious.

00:36:24.000 That's why I find it so strange when comedians defend this sort of tyranny.

00:36:28.000 Anyone who wants to be funny should be wary of jokes being taken out of context again and again and again.

00:36:35.000 And the whole, you want to talk about someone getting fired based on a rumor?

00:36:38.000 Look, I can give you the names of 36 Proud Boys who have been slandered, accused of being in a hate group because the SPLC said so.

00:36:47.000 The same SPLC that almost got people killed at the Family Research Council.

00:36:51.000 Based on rumors, based on made-up lies, which is why I am suing them.

00:36:55.000 And if someone accuses you of being a pedophile and you lose your job, you should sue them.

00:36:59.000 Yeah.

00:37:02.000 And this is a wonderful talk on comedy satire, but I want to hear, so your life is ruined, maybe to the point to where you're suicidal, because your girlfriend or wife leaves you, your family disowns you, all based on lies because

00:37:18.000 We have no censorship at all.

00:37:21.000 Anybody is allowed, anybody, an individual, an organization, they're allowed to put out whatever they want.

00:37:30.000 How do you feel about it? 0.74

00:37:31.000 Okay, that sounds like it sucks, but let me say this.

00:37:35.000 You can always paint a picture of how terrible things could be if we had free speech. 0.65

00:37:40.000 I mean, you're right.

00:37:41.000 I mean, if we had free speech, people could say... That's an easy one.

00:37:43.000 No, I get what you're saying.

00:37:44.000 If we had free speech, people could say terrible things about me and maybe other people would believe them.

00:37:49.000 However, as like the founders said, right?

00:37:52.000 Was it Jefferson or one of the others?

00:37:54.000 I would rather deal with the problems of too much liberty rather than the issues of too little of it.

00:37:59.000 Okay, so you're right.

00:38:07.000 This is one thing, though, I wanted to add to that.

00:38:09.000 So I guess when I say sue them, if they call you a pedophile and you lose your job, you should sue them.

00:38:14.000 I think that stays within the boundaries of the law. 1.00

00:38:19.000 You can't sue one if they call you a jerk. 1.00

00:38:21.000 I remember when they first started throwing this word Nazi around, I would send a legal letter every time saying, what the fuck you talking about? 1.00

00:38:26.000 Don't call me that. 0.98

00:38:28.000 And then after a while, my lawyer said, um, this is losing its oomph and it's hurting my case is.

00:38:35.000 And I said, why? 0.99

00:38:36.000 And he goes, because they've used the word Nazi so much, it now means jerk. 0.99

00:38:44.000 And it's losing its edge. 1.00

00:38:46.000 He said, they call Howard, they call Howard Stern, they call Donald Trump a white supremacist.

00:38:51.000 That doesn't malign Howard.

00:38:53.000 Why do I keep calling Donald Trump Howard Stern?

00:38:57.000 Uh, hoo hoo, Robin, frankly.

00:39:00.000 That doesn't malign Donald Trump anymore.

00:39:01.000 That just makes the word white supremacist more normal. 0.91

00:39:05.000 And now people go, oh, Donald Trump's a white supremacist.

00:39:08.000 I guess I am too.

00:39:09.000 I mean, I voted for him. 0.69

00:39:11.000 I guess being a white supremacist ain't so bad. 0.99

00:39:14.000 It is a disaster. 0.99

00:39:16.000 Okay, you're right.

00:39:16.000 It's a disaster.

00:39:18.000 But before, I want to sort of defend David for a second and talk about censorship that I do support, which blows even my own mind.

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00:41:41.000 Okay, here's some examples of censorship I have incorporated.

00:41:46.000 We're good to go.

00:42:03.000 And this might be because of censorship.

00:42:06.000 This might be because no one else had that open forum. 0.99

00:42:09.000 So these sort of mentally ill alt-right Nazi dudes would get in there and they'd make everything the Jews and the Holocaust and they would make fun of blacks. 0.99

00:42:19.000 Not as much and not very much Hispanic stuff. 0.99

00:42:24.000 But they'd call black people dindus, as in didn't do nothing. 0.96

00:42:30.000 Not really a lot of monkey stuff. 0.97

00:42:31.000 That's more like older than boomers. 0.98

00:42:34.000 But a lot of Holocaust shit, a lot of Jews were in the media, and a lot of the cartoon of the guy like this. 0.99

00:42:40.000 Those guys would come in. 0.99

00:42:42.000 Now, they weren't a lot.

00:42:44.000 They were maybe five percent or less.

00:42:46.000 Maybe even three.

00:42:48.000 Right?

00:42:49.000 So out of a hundred messages, three would have this.

00:42:52.000 But,

00:42:53.000 That would discourage other people from getting on and commenting, and they might argue with them for a bit, and it would go back and forth, and they were never rational.

00:43:00.000 They were never like, well, my contention is that Judeo values blah blah blah the Torah says.

00:43:05.000 It was never like that.

00:43:06.000 It was always like, I can't even say it.

00:43:09.000 And so those people wouldn't, like, go to their house and beat them up.

00:43:13.000 They would just go, well, I'm not going there.

00:43:15.000 And it would poison the well until it was just those guys.

00:43:20.000 And so those three out of a hundred would become the only ones there, so they'd become 90% of the conversation, but it would be three guys posting 700 times.

00:43:30.000 They're fat and they have nothing going on.

00:43:33.000 And that would kill the conversation and ruin the whole comments board, and it wouldn't be about the article. 0.64

00:43:37.000 I wanted people to discuss the article, because comments in a perfect world say, you got the date wrong.

00:43:43.000 And then you can put a correction in there.

00:43:45.000 I love the way the New York Times and stuff, they'll just sort of change the headline organically and not say that they change it anymore.

00:43:51.000 It used to be you'd show a crossed out sentence and then you'd have the new sentence and then it would say, this was updated on this date to reflect that this actually happened in Williamsburg, Virginia.

00:44:06.000 They don't do that anymore, they just change it.

00:44:09.000 And I've noticed this as someone who would tell, you know, newspapers that you called this group or me or someone a Nazi, a white nationalist, whatever, white supremacist, you're wrong, anti-Semite, you're wrong, fix that.

00:44:20.000 And so the more I would argue with them and get lawyer letters, the more I would see it like,

00:44:27.000 It was like the pictures in Back to the Future.

00:44:30.000 They would never say, correction made.

00:44:33.000 They just alter it.

00:44:34.000 And the beauty of doing that, too, is you get to have some incendiary false headline, and then when you say, change that headline, it's false.

00:44:44.000 Everyone's already read the first version, and it's usually stuck in the URL.

00:44:48.000 You used to say edited and you can see the original, right?

00:44:52.000 Yeah, well, as I said, it was crossed out.

00:44:55.000 That's a function in Word, right?

00:44:56.000 And I assume on WordPress.

00:45:01.000 All right, so that was me censoring people.

00:45:03.000 That was me taking away their free speech.

00:45:07.000 But I would argue in that case, this is a club that I started, similar to Proud Boys, where we have tenants.

00:45:16.000 And I'm not saying you can't do that out there.

00:45:20.000 But I say I have a Halloween, I treat Halloween very seriously at my home.

00:45:26.000 And if you don't wear a costume, you don't get candy.

00:45:29.000 Sorry.

00:45:30.000 And some parents are shocked that I do this, but... No, that's not the deal.

00:45:34.000 I'm not a candy dispensary.

00:45:36.000 What is this, San Francisco?

00:45:39.000 So I just say no.

00:45:40.000 That's the deal we set up.

00:45:41.000 God, this show isn't turning out to be very funny, is it?

00:45:44.000 It's very serious.

00:45:45.000 You're saying what you gotta say.

00:45:47.000 That was supposed to be a comedy panel, but it turned serious.

00:45:52.000 It's not really a joke.

00:45:54.000 So with Proud Boys, we said if you're anti-semitic, or you're a racist, or you have a problem with Jews or blacks being part of this group, you're not part of the group.

00:46:04.000 I don't think that's violating your free speech.

00:46:08.000 Because the Knights of Columbus say, if you're pro-choice, or you're not Catholic, you're not in the Knights of Columbus.

00:46:14.000 Or the Hells Angels say, if you're not driving a motorcycle that's more than 750cc or over, you're not a Hells Angel.

00:46:20.000 There's no mopeds in the Hells Angels.

00:46:22.000 Now you're allowed to ride a moped.

00:46:25.000 You're allowed to ride a 700cc motorcycle.

00:46:28.000 Go bananas! 0.97

00:46:29.000 You can even wear a vest.

00:46:31.000 But it can't say Hells Angels on it.

00:46:34.000 You know what they do for that?

00:46:35.000 Hmm. 0.99

00:46:37.000 It used to be they beat the shit out of you. 0.97

00:46:39.000 Now they enforce the copyright. 0.98

00:46:41.000 Wow.

00:46:42.000 Like the skull's head they own. 0.52

00:46:44.000 So when Mucinex had the Hell's Angel skull on his vest, the skull head, they sent him a cease and desist.

00:46:52.000 Wow.

00:46:57.000 What are they going to do, beat up a cartoon?

00:46:59.000 He's made of snot.

00:47:01.000 Even if you get your hands on him. 0.84

00:47:02.000 You're gonna get sick. 0.96

00:47:03.000 He's just a blubber. 0.99

00:47:04.000 He actually wants you to beat him up. 0.98

00:47:04.000 Yeah, he'll definitely get sick. 0.98

00:47:06.000 It's like stepping on a roach.

00:47:07.000 You spread the eggs.

00:47:09.000 Okay, let me go even farther with this because anti-semites seem to be the real problem with free speech. 1.00

00:47:19.000 Everyone else, they say horrible shit and they're usually 1.00

00:47:24.000 Just offensive 13-year-olds. 1.00

00:47:25.000 But the anti-Semites are pedantic. 0.82

00:47:28.000 They're tedious and they keep going over it again and again and again. 0.92

00:47:31.000 And they just ruin conversations. 0.98

00:47:33.000 Because they have this crutch where the Jews are responsible for all their problems. 1.00

00:47:37.000 And that becomes like a calculator.

00:47:40.000 And the next thing you know, you're doing 10 plus 10 on the calculator because it's this crutch that you can't think for yourself.

00:47:46.000 Or a lawyer.

00:47:47.000 Where you have a lawyer help you with something really complex, and then the next thing you know, you're calling him and going, hey, I was gonna mow my lawn, should I do that, or?

00:47:55.000 Uh, no, sir, that's too risky.

00:47:58.000 So it becomes this go-to thing where, you know, if it rains on your birthday, you blame the Jews.

00:48:05.000 And it's kind of what we accuse liberals of doing with black America. 0.99

00:48:08.000 Everything wrong that goes wrong with black America must be the evil white man, must be racism. 0.98

00:48:14.000 So you're actually using a crutch while accusing other people of needing a crutch. 0.99

00:48:19.000 And it's like Mike Cernovich said, he goes, you know what, Judaism, the Jews, the Jewish question, I'm happy to talk about that.

00:48:26.000 Once a month.

00:48:28.000 A normal amount.

00:48:29.000 You want to talk about the Holocaust?

00:48:30.000 Yes.

00:48:31.000 I'll talk about that.

00:48:32.000 We'll talk about Armenian genocide.

00:48:33.000 We'll have like a genocide day where we'll talk about genocide.

00:48:37.000 But the anti-Semites just, they keep, and they ruin conversations. 1.00

00:48:40.000 So, here's where it gets really contentious, and the trad right wants to kill me for saying shit like this. 0.99

00:48:47.000 As my attorney Ron Coleman points out, about five years ago, about 2014, Twitter was a pretty uncomfortable place to be. 0.99

00:48:58.000 And I think they were right to boot out a lot of these rabid anti-Semites with the Holocaust and the Jew cartoon every post. 0.96

00:49:08.000 Not because someone made one joke or someone had a bizarre theory about history and genocide, but because these people are mentally ill for the most part. 0.97

00:49:20.000 And they just keep, they infect conversations. 0.84

00:49:23.000 And I noticed with Shriek Carnage, the comments improved a thousand percent.

00:49:28.000 When I did, when I cut out those freaks.

00:49:31.000 And Twitter did, here's the worst part of this whole show, and it's the most unfreespeechy thing I'll ever say.

00:49:37.000 Twitter did improve with the initial purge of rabid antisemites.

00:49:44.000 There, I said it. 1.00

00:49:45.000 Now, if those guys want to have a discussion, rent a hall, and say all that shit, I'm all for it. 1.00

00:49:57.000 If pedophiles want to present, if Nambla wants to have a parade and then have a large seminar about why babies are sexy and no children are involved. 1.00

00:50:09.000 Look, I'm not bananas about it, and I do want to murder them all, one by one, slowly, in front of all their friends and relatives. 0.98

00:50:18.000 But, in a free society, you gotta take the crunchy with the smooth, I suppose. 1.00

00:50:23.000 And they should get police escorts, and they should be able to say that shit. 0.99

00:50:29.000 They'd have to make their own floats. 0.99

00:50:31.000 I mean, that's gonna be pretty rough.

00:50:33.000 I totally understand if the caterer doesn't want to get involved.

00:50:37.000 You shouldn't have to make them chicken fingers, and you shouldn't have to bake a gay wedding a cake. 1.00

00:50:42.000 So you want a foot-long hero of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? 0.91

00:50:45.000 You want the cake in the shape of a diaper?

00:50:50.000 But yeah, free speech isn't about, are the Rolling Stones better than the Beatles?

00:50:54.000 Because they are.

00:50:56.000 But it's about the things that make you uncomfortable.

00:50:57.000 However, that doesn't mean that when you have an individual group, you can't cut some

00:51:05.000 Someone that is just poisoning the well.

00:51:07.000 Now, what has happened with social media is they've taken that one reasonable premise like you can block a stalker because he's terrorizing you because he sexually molested you and he won't leave you alone.

00:51:21.000 Something reasonable like that.

00:51:23.000 And what happened was the left smelled blood and there was blood in the water and the shark smelled it.

00:51:30.000 And so they said, oh, you can get rid of the cartoon Nazi guys.

00:51:35.000 Well, let's start calling everyone Nazis. 0.94

00:51:38.000 And the system will take care of them.

00:51:40.000 It's like in McCarthyism. 0.53

00:51:42.000 We noticed they were burning some witches at the stake. 0.88

00:51:44.000 Let's call all our enemies witches.

00:51:46.000 And that was actually a theory we came up with last week.

00:51:49.000 We surmised that I bet a bunch of witches back in the 1500s or whenever it was.

00:51:55.000 Actually, I think Salem was much later than that.

00:52:01.000 Although we did burn witches in the 1600s, but Salem Witch Trials, I believe, were... 1692.

00:52:06.000 1692, okay, so, no.

00:52:10.000 As early as America gets, basically.

00:52:12.000 First hundred years.

00:52:15.000 I bet there was guys that got his mistress pregnant, and she's like, I have to keep the baby. 1.00

00:52:20.000 Will you tell, will you be telling your wife what happened? 0.99

00:52:23.000 And you'll go, this crazy witch, 1.00

00:52:26.000 Just, uh, she says, uh, she's psycho. 1.00

00:52:29.000 She seduced me, and she's gonna kill my family, and I saw her, like, boiling goat ears and shit. 1.00

00:52:34.000 I'm not a witch! 1.00

00:52:35.000 I, I, I've slept with a... I'm not a witch!

00:52:37.000 Okay!

00:52:37.000 I'm pregnant!

00:52:38.000 She's pregnant! 1.00

00:52:39.000 Like, what, what will they think of next, these witches? 1.00

00:52:42.000 They say crazy shit. 1.00

00:52:44.000 So, I would like to, when I die, you, you get a thing called Godougal? 1.00

00:52:49.000 God gives you a special Google and you can look up everything in the world and it just tells you the truth.

00:52:54.000 That would rule. 0.72

00:52:55.000 And there's no weird algorithms to fuck with the facts. 0.94

00:52:58.000 So you look that up and you go, how many mistresses were innocent and accused of witchcraft? 0.53

00:53:03.000 And it'll be like, 32% Mr. McInnis, good guess.

00:53:08.000 Can I watch some of those?

00:53:09.000 Not the actual burning, but the details where he called her a witch.

00:53:12.000 Actually, that would be pretty dark.

00:53:13.000 That would be awesome. 0.99

00:53:14.000 I'm not sure I want to comb through history and see the darkest shit imaginable. 0.98

00:53:18.000 I think if you're in heaven, you're just okay with everything. 0.99

00:53:22.000 You could see gore and you're just like, yeah.

00:53:23.000 So let me make sure I'm done my point here.

00:53:28.000 Yeah, they took that premise and they started throwing Nazi at everyone.

00:53:33.000 And now, as Dave Smith points out, you have anti-war groups getting shut down because they don't agree with the sort of neocon, mainstream media view of wars.

00:53:46.000 Or remember when Trump pulls out of Syria and they go, what about the Kurds?

00:53:50.000 I love Putin.

00:53:51.000 Let the Kurds be. 1.00

00:53:53.000 You got to get back there and save the Kurds. 0.93

00:53:55.000 The Kurds and way.

00:53:58.000 So, I guess the crime I'm committing right now is admitting that the initial impetus for censorship did have some merit, and that merit was, within individual clubs, getting rid of the freaks benefits the club.

00:54:18.000 However, they have taken that reasonable premise and used it to mean all conversations, all groups, basically all of society,

00:54:28.000 And they've marred innocent people just like David Cross was saying.

00:54:32.000 It's ironic that his analogy actually affects the right much more than the left.

00:54:37.000 They tar and feather these random people with this allegation that was based in a reasonable premise.

00:54:47.000 And then another thing about more not censorship is somebody slanders you then you have the

00:54:53.000 Yeah, that's another thing, too.

00:54:56.000 Good point, Ryan.

00:54:58.000 They call you a Nazi, or say you did this, or say you said that, and you're like, that was a joke, here's the context.

00:55:03.000 Once you're censored, you can no longer defend yourself. 0.99

00:55:06.000 And then they can continue this dumb Salem witch trial with no justice. 0.94

00:55:12.000 I like using the Salem Witch Trial analogy better than the McCarthyism analogy because McCarthyism was kind of right. 1.00

00:55:18.000 Communists were infiltrating Hollywood.

00:55:21.000 Witches don't exist. 1.00

00:55:23.000 And racists, white supremacists, of course they exist. 1.00

00:55:27.000 But so do albino skateboarders. 0.79

00:55:30.000 It's not a thing.

00:55:31.000 So when Tucker Carlson says white supremacy is a hoax, he doesn't mean there isn't one white supremacist in the country.

00:55:37.000 He means you'll never meet one. 0.99

00:55:38.000 They're very fucking rare. 0.99

00:55:41.000 Like the guy at the bar 0.99

00:55:42.000 When I said, Antifa is just the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:55:46.000 And he says, well, the right has that too.

00:55:48.000 And I go, Antifa shows up at Trump rallies and attacks people.

00:55:53.000 And he goes, that's same for Trump.

00:55:56.000 And I go, who is beating people up at DNC rallies?

00:55:59.000 He goes, the KKK. 0.74

00:56:03.000 The KKK.

00:56:05.000 Like, David bringing up the KKK?

00:56:08.000 How many times have you heard?

00:56:09.000 I've never heard, like, my entire life up to 2016, I'd hear the KKK maybe once a year. 0.99

00:56:15.000 Post-Trump, you hear it fucking every single conversation. 0.98

00:56:21.000 What is the KKK? 1.00

00:56:22.000 Who are they galloping around campuses, throwing nooses everywhere? 0.89

00:56:27.000 God, it's such a juvenile myth.

00:56:29.000 Speaking of juvenile myths, I saw a tweet from Rob Delaney.

00:56:33.000 The other day.

00:56:34.000 And he was talking about billionaires!

00:56:41.000 And how we talk about how this program will be a problem and this green plan I have and fossil fuels and all these programs and student debt.

00:56:51.000 And I have some great ideas.

00:56:52.000 Guaranteeing everyone a job.

00:56:54.000 All buildings will be eco-friendly.

00:56:56.000 I have all these great ideas.

00:56:57.000 And then you go, where are you going to get the money?

00:56:59.000 I got an answer for you.

00:57:00.000 Billionaires.

00:57:02.000 So in this tweet, he basically says, well, here, let's move to the green room studio and I will present my case. 1.00

00:57:24.000 Hello, I'm a multi-millionaire, and as a rich person, I want you to know I'm not paying for your shit. 1.00

00:57:28.000 Mostly because your shit is way too expensive. 1.00

00:57:31.000 Unfortunately, we are living in an era where math is dead, and entire groups of people are able to convince the country 1.00

00:57:41.000 Or the West, in general, that just a handful of billionaires can pay for all these trillion dollar programs.

00:57:47.000 I think it basically comes down to the fact that they don't get that a trillion is a thousand billion.

00:57:53.000 That one simple fact has crippled the minds of everyone left of centre.

00:57:58.000 So I was struck by this tweet that got me thinking.

00:58:01.000 It's by Rob Delaney.

00:58:02.000 He's like an actor, comedian guy.

00:58:05.000 And he says, you gave orders, pour a cup of tea, close your eyes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:58:08.000 Open your mind and realize that the billionaires, ooh, I hate billionaires, and their tax-dodging companies have trained and numbed you to accepting austerity and its attendant, stress and misery.

00:58:23.000 What?

00:58:24.000 Well, you don't need austerity.

00:58:25.000 These guys can pay for everything you need.

00:58:28.000 Like, austerity just means bad stuff.

00:58:30.000 So we don't need bad in the world.

00:58:32.000 These guys can pay for all the badness to go away.

00:58:35.000 That's literally what he's saying.

00:58:36.000 Demand more! 0.98

00:58:37.000 Fight!

00:58:38.000 Dream!

00:58:38.000 Okay.

00:58:40.000 I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. 0.99

00:58:41.000 Rob Delaney is living in Britain now. 0.99

00:58:43.000 He's American, but he's living in the UK, and his son died, I believe, so he's very focused on healthcare.

00:58:50.000 So let's just click on this tweet, shall we?

00:58:51.000 The one that he's retweeting there?

00:58:54.000 Alright, so, judging by what Rob was saying, these eight billionaires have to pay for British healthcare, I guess?

00:59:04.000 Now that's Carlos Slim up there in the corner.

00:59:06.000 He's a Lebanese guy who lives in Mexico who makes money every time illegals send money back. 0.91

00:59:12.000 He takes a little cut so he's rich enough to save the New York Times from bankruptcy.

00:59:16.000 Where they of course quickly write fawning pieces about him.

00:59:19.000 Why does this guy have to pay for UK's health care?

00:59:23.000 Or like this guy here.

00:59:27.000 He's that luxury brand guy.

00:59:28.000 What's his name?

00:59:29.000 Bernard Arnault.

00:59:31.000 He owns like Louis Vuitton and everything.

00:59:32.000 He's a hedge fund guy.

00:59:34.000 He lives in France.

00:59:35.000 Why is Britain his problem?

00:59:37.000 Or then there's this guy, Amancio Ortega.

00:59:40.000 He runs Zara, that clothing company.

00:59:42.000 European dude.

00:59:43.000 Why is he concerned with Britain?

00:59:46.000 I took a step back and I said, all right, let's try to crowbar some sort of a point into just this random, like, yeah, there's rich people.

00:59:55.000 I don't like bad.

00:59:56.000 Hey, rich people, make the bad go away in a country that you don't live in.

01:00:01.000 I have to cherry pick billionaires from around the world to solve my problems.

01:00:05.000 But let's just, for fun, create a point for Rob and for the left.

01:00:10.000 How's this for a point?

01:00:12.000 If you took the Americas 0.99

01:00:15.000 Top 8 billionaires, we could pay for AOC's Green New Deal. 1.00

01:00:20.000 That's what she implies every time she opens her fucking mouth. 1.00

01:00:23.000 The subtext is, we're too nice to the rich, and if we just tweak them a little more, they could pay for all our shit. 1.00

01:00:30.000 Now, it's tricky figuring out what exactly is the price of, uh... 0.99

01:00:37.000 of the Green New Deal.

01:00:38.000 There's a group called the American Action Forum, and they managed to pull it up to $600,000 per household.

01:00:47.000 They said they estimated the plan could cost $51 to $93 trillion over the next decade.

01:00:51.000 They estimated its potential cost at $600,000 per household.

01:00:54.000 The organization estimated the cost for eliminating carbon emissions from the transportation system alone was about $1.3 to $2.7 trillion.

01:01:02.000 They also said guaranteeing a job for every American would be $44 trillion.

01:01:05.000 Anyway, the general concept seems to be $93 trillion.

01:01:09.000 Fox Business had another report that they just focused on the Green New Deal.

01:01:13.000 And remember, AOC's Green New Deal talks about buildings being environmentally conscious and blah, blah, blah.

01:01:20.000 It calls for massive investments, climate-friendly infrastructure, reduce greenhouse gas emissions to zero by 2050.

01:01:25.000 Remember, initially she said within 10 years.

01:01:28.000 She got in trouble for that, so now it's up to $20.50.

01:01:29.000 It has been estimated that the cost is around $93 trillion.

01:01:34.000 Okay, so let's do that.

01:01:36.000 Let's estimate AOC's Green New Deal in America.

01:01:39.000 Now, I'm not doing the Rob thing where I'm taking billionaires from all over the world and trying to pay for my country.

01:01:43.000 I'm saying American billionaires, the top eight, have to pay for AOC's wonderful plan, the Green New Deal.

01:01:52.000 A trillion is $1,000 billion, so we're talking about $93,000 billion.

01:01:56.000 Okay, let's go back to the top richest men in America.

01:02:02.000 We have Jeff Bezos at $114 billion, Bill Gates at $106 billion, Warren Buffett has $80 billion, Zuckerberg has $70 billion, Larry Ellison has $65 billion.

01:02:12.000 Larry Ellison is like one of those hedge fund, like Bloomberg kind of guys that comes up with a system for stock trading.

01:02:19.000 We've got Larry Page at 55, Sergey Brin, he's the, is he the Yahoo guy or the Google guy?

01:02:25.000 Whatever.

01:02:26.000 That's 53, and then of course Michael Bloomberg at 53.4 billion.

01:02:30.000 It's funny how almost all these guys are involved in hedge funds and finance stuff.

01:02:35.000 If you want to make money, you should be around money, apparently.

01:02:38.000 But anyway, okay.

01:02:39.000 So let's add all those guys up.

01:02:41.000 We have a total, with the top 8 billionaires, 100% of their wealth gone, bankrupt, goes to AOC, and you get up to... $597.8 billion.

01:02:52.000 Just shy of $600 billion.

01:02:53.000 Now, if you recall, the AOC deal was $93,000 billion.

01:03:04.000 93,000 and you only have about 600.

01:03:08.000 In other words, you'd need 155 times 100% of America's top 8 billionaires to get to 93 trillion.

01:03:11.000 All of their wealth combined doesn't make it to 1% of that!

01:03:13.000 All of their wealth is 0.64%! 1.00

01:03:14.000 The billionaires ain't gonna save you, dumbass! 0.99

01:03:34.000 Alright, let's get back to Rob Delaney's tweet, because I'm going to even take his absurd scenario and see how it pans out. 0.98

01:03:40.000 He had these random eight dudes, and I assume he wants to pay, let's just say he only wants to pay for UK healthcare.

01:03:47.000 So let's take his maniacal fucking crazy concept and say we're going to amass these eight guys, click on the 0.59

01:03:57.000 Click on the picture or the other text. 0.97

01:03:59.000 We're going to take these eight guys, and they, for some reason or the goodness of their hearts, are going to completely empty their wealth, drain their bank accounts to zero, to pay for UK health care.

01:04:08.000 So we have a lot of these are repeats from the top American ones.

01:04:12.000 We have Larry Ellison.

01:04:12.000 We already told you about him.

01:04:13.000 Bill Gates.

01:04:15.000 Carlos Slim we're adding to the mix at $62 billion.

01:04:19.000 We already had Jeff and Mark.

01:04:20.000 Amancio Ortega, $68 billion.

01:04:22.000 Bernard Arnault, $101 billion.

01:04:24.000 And we've already had Warren Buffett, right?

01:04:26.000 What do those add up to?

01:04:28.000 Those add up to more than the American.

01:04:31.000 Just a little bit more.

01:04:32.000 Those add up to $668 billion.

01:04:36.000 So the eight men you see before you, if we amass all their wealth, they have $668 billion.

01:04:40.000 UK healthcare is only $200 billion a year. 0.96

01:04:46.000 That means that if we randomly plucked the top eight billionaires in the world, we could handle the government's bizarre, mad, hatter spending for three fucking years. 0.92

01:04:59.000 These guys, and then you kill all those companies, all that wealth, all those jobs, all the functions that these companies provide, the luxury brands, they're all gone. 0.98

01:05:08.000 Everything's done now.

01:05:09.000 In order to pay for UK healthcare for three years.

01:05:12.000 You guys tell us we have to worry about the future and the earth might not be around and what about our grandchildren?

01:05:19.000 You can't save one program in one country and make it last for three years while amassing the top eight richest men in the entire world!

01:05:29.000 You can't make it past 2022!

01:05:45.000 Tumdrum.

01:05:47.000 Tumdrum.

01:05:48.000 This hasn't been a very funny show.

01:05:50.000 Got serious with that whole David thing.

01:05:52.000 Well, there's two of your friends talking about a very important subject.

01:05:56.000 Yeah.

01:05:57.000 You know, two Daves going at it.

01:06:00.000 I've shared a lot of booze with those two Daves.

01:06:04.000 A lot of booze.

01:06:06.000 That's a bummer, man.

01:06:06.000 You know, David and I had this one argument, and it was the only time in my life

01:06:11.000 Both sides had all the information and still disagree.

01:06:14.000 Yeah, right.

01:06:15.000 Because my, one of my most fundamental beliefs is that we don't disagree. 0.93

01:06:20.000 I always talk about when at Fox News, that engineer dude came up to me, black guy, and he said, yo man, look, I appreciate, I don't appreciate, I don't agree with everything you say, but I like that you got the balls to say it or something like that. 0.98

01:06:31.000 I get that a lot. 0.86

01:06:33.000 And, uh, I said to him, wait, wait, what do you disagree with?

01:06:37.000 What part do you disagree with?

01:06:40.000 Because tell me the facts and maybe I'm wrong.

01:06:44.000 But like when I say, outside of art and stuff, like saying this band is the best band, that's obviously just opinion.

01:06:50.000 But something like, you know, there were arguably more white slaves brought here than black slaves, especially when you include indentured servitude.

01:07:00.000 400,000 over 332,000.

01:07:05.000 Or there was 10 million slaves taken out of Africa.

01:07:08.000 Only 300,000 arrived in America.

01:07:13.000 Something like, I think, 4 million went to Brazil.

01:07:17.000 Shouldn't South America be taking the brunt of this criticism?

01:07:22.000 And didn't we end it with the Civil War?

01:07:23.000 Anyway, those are things like, those are my opinions about slavery.

01:07:30.000 But if you're like, no, Gavin, it was, uh, they didn't have, uh, they didn't take bums off the streets in London, blah, blah, blah, and you've got evidence, then I'm wrong about that.

01:07:40.000 So I don't see those as opinions.

01:07:41.000 But anyway, David and I did like an eight ball of Coke and drank like a million beers. 0.99

01:07:47.000 And my argument was free, free lunches are bullshit. 0.96

01:07:51.000 A lunch costs $1.25, and if you can't get $1.25 together, the kid can drink water from the fountain. 0.98

01:07:58.000 You just need a bologna sandwich, and you've got all the nutrients you need.

01:08:02.000 He's like, no, we need these free lunches for the poor kids.

01:08:06.000 And I go, I understand that poor people need some stuff, but this isn't included.

01:08:10.000 And I had done some research on the free lunch program and what a debacle it is, and how people who don't need it just take advantage of it.

01:08:17.000 And now it's become,

01:08:19.000 The free lunch program, like just go and grab a free lunch.

01:08:24.000 And so we went through that and I told him all the research I had done, I told him all the facts. 1.00

01:08:28.000 And then around four in the morning I go, so that's why I think the free lunch program, though it sounds good on paper, is a pile of shit. 0.99

01:08:36.000 And he goes, I disagree. 0.99

01:08:39.000 And he wasn't uninformed.

01:08:41.000 That is weird.

01:08:42.000 I'm not saying, by the way, that I was right and he was wrong.

01:08:45.000 I'm not saying that.

01:08:46.000 I'm saying I've never been to a place where we all had all the information and there was still a disagreement.

01:08:53.000 Like for example, Michelle Malkin thinks the Central Park Five were innocent.

01:08:58.000 Ann Coulter

01:08:59.000 Says they're not innocent.

01:09:00.000 I've gone down the rabbit hole on that. 1.00

01:09:02.000 It's fucking horrific. 1.00

01:09:04.000 Those guys were out braining people with pipes that night. 1.00

01:09:08.000 They were, what's it called?

01:09:09.000 Wilding?

01:09:11.000 Wilding out?

01:09:12.000 They were wilding.

01:09:13.000 And that's what they did back then.

01:09:16.000 And they had five different hand prints on her body.

01:09:20.000 Go down that hole and look at Ann Coulter's site.

01:09:22.000 But I deeply respect Michelle Malkin.

01:09:24.000 And she said, no, you gotta see their testimonials.

01:09:27.000 They're being forced.

01:09:29.000 I don't know a conservative that believes that, especially people who are informed about the case.

01:09:33.000 Michelle Malkin's totally informed about the case.

01:09:36.000 You know what the problem with this episode might be? 0.66

01:09:39.000 I took my kids boxing tonight, and whenever I do that I'm with a fellow boxing dad, and we always talk about serious shit like free speech and stuff, and even though he's a funny guy,

01:09:51.000 We get in this kind of talk about Google changing the algorithms and it's how it's digital book burning and that sort of sets my tone.

01:09:58.000 You know the people you can get like the funniest with you could probably get the most real with too at the same time.

01:10:03.000 Oh yeah.

01:10:03.000 Yeah.

01:10:04.000 Well the thing about dads is, no offense, we've both been through like we're both on the other side.

01:10:12.000 And I don't fault you for not being on the other side.

01:10:14.000 You're only 30. 0.99

01:10:15.000 But when someone's on the other side and you see like guys your age who don't have kids, just as my friend Tommy said, get your shit together. 0.99

01:10:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:23.000 The fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:10:26.000 Anyway, I'm sorry. 0.99

01:10:27.000 I didn't finish my original thought there.

01:10:29.000 So my boxing dad buddy gets me in these zones, but um...

01:10:34.000 When Michelle said that to me I thought if I could lock me and Colter and Michelle Malkin in a room, a library with tons of internet access and law books and of course I hate where your mind goes, I'm very disappointed in you by the way.

01:10:50.000 I feel like we would all walk out of that room going, and be on the exact same page.

01:10:54.000 Because Michelle would show Anne their testimonials, and Anne would point out that they said, I took her Walkman, that was it.

01:11:01.000 And the cops didn't even know there was a Walkman.

01:11:03.000 So now that puts them on the scene. 1.00

01:11:05.000 Bloomberg refused to give them the money, de Blasio did, because he's a fucking stoner. 0.99

01:11:11.000 But yeah, with David. 0.99

01:11:12.000 Anyway, the reason I disrobed was A, to show you how fucking fat I'm getting. 0.99

01:11:19.000 I've been taking these drugs, chlorophyll or something, and it encourages your balls to make more testosterone, because I'm sick of working out and not getting ripped. 0.98

01:11:27.000 I don't want to take testosterone or steroids or anything.

01:11:31.000 I think it might be affecting my brain a little bit, but I seem to be getting way fatter.

01:11:35.000 My wife says it's because I drink 200 beers a night.

01:11:38.000 I think she's wrong.

01:11:39.000 But here's another reason I took off my clothes. 0.89

01:11:41.000 This is a mystery I cannot fucking explain, and I've asked 8 million people about this. 0.91

01:11:48.000 I need to know the answer too. 0.95

01:11:57.000 You can see my shirts are custom made by Nita Fashions.

01:12:00.000 But, more importantly... What is that?

01:12:07.000 I'm looking it up right now.

01:12:09.000 What is that?

01:12:14.000 Dirt. 0.99

01:12:16.000 I should mention that my kids are totally disgusted by my nipples. 1.00

01:12:20.000 Oh my god, is my gut hanging? 0.99

01:12:22.000 Look at that!

01:12:22.000 Yeah, it's a winter gut.

01:12:25.000 I have, like, a woman who's had six kids gut, but she's still in good shape. 1.00

01:12:31.000 That's a winter gut.

01:12:32.000 I have been drinking beer all night.

01:12:34.000 But, uh... I don't get... There's two things I don't get about human beings.

01:12:39.000 One, I don't get how loud farts are.

01:12:41.000 They're like... They're really fucking loud. 0.99

01:12:44.000 It seems like... 1.00

01:12:45.000 Your asshole is very tight. 1.00

01:12:47.000 It's a loud horn. 1.00

01:12:49.000 And secondly, I don't get why your collar gets so filthy.

01:12:54.000 I bathe regularly.

01:12:55.000 I have a shower every two days.

01:13:00.000 I could wear white jeans the whole summer.

01:13:02.000 They wouldn't look that disgusting.

01:13:05.000 Ryan was saying, well, you sweat a lot. 0.98

01:13:06.000 Yeah, my armpits sweat. 0.97

01:13:08.000 They're gross. 0.88

01:13:09.000 I wear a white t-shirt like five times to the gym.

01:13:11.000 The worst case scenario after years is it gets a slight yellow stain here.

01:13:17.000 But look at the rest of the shirt.

01:13:20.000 The wrists are a little dirty, I guess.

01:13:25.000 Maybe because it's the contact and the swishing.

01:13:28.000 Oh, that's not the worst idea in the world.

01:13:30.000 Because it actually rotates around it.

01:13:31.000 Because I'm going like this.

01:13:32.000 Yeah.

01:13:33.000 So it's almost like, you know how when you rub your hands like that, you get that dead skin? 0.99

01:13:38.000 There'll be something on there. 0.99

01:13:39.000 Oh, I think you just solved it, retard. 1.00

01:13:40.000 Yes. 0.99

01:13:42.000 Yes.

01:13:43.000 That's what it is.

01:13:44.000 Yeah, because the elbows and the other areas... Why are you looking up? 0.94

01:13:46.000 Why do my testicles ache? 0.97

01:13:48.000 Oh Jesus, yeah. 0.98

01:13:48.000 No, no, no. 0.98

01:13:49.000 That was the next question.

01:13:52.000 Oh no. 0.99

01:13:52.000 Ryan's got sore balls. 0.99

01:13:55.000 Let's call him Sore Balls from now on. 0.99

01:13:57.000 Kevin Sore Balls, star of Hercules.

01:14:01.000 That's what it is, dude.

01:14:02.000 You finally solved it for me.

01:14:03.000 I think so.

01:14:04.000 I'm sitting here like this all day, and if I did that to any part of my body, if you take a white piece of cotton and you just go on your shoulder blade for like eight hours, you're gonna have a big dirty neck.

01:14:18.000 How come my dry cleaner didn't tell me that?

01:14:20.000 I asked her and she's like, oh, Mr. Gavin, I don't know.

01:14:23.000 It's maybe dirty.

01:14:24.000 It's a woman, right? 0.87

01:14:26.000 Yes.

01:14:26.000 She doesn't have to wear collared shirts.

01:14:27.000 She doesn't know.

01:14:28.000 I know, but she's been in the profession for, judging by the way she looks, 78 years.

01:14:34.000 Your kitchen's like a... Your shirt's like a kitchen and your... No, we got it.

01:14:38.000 Okay.

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01:16:10.000 Anthony Joshua and Ruiz, the Snickers guy.

01:16:16.000 Remember the guy that knocked out that Muslim? 1.00

01:16:18.000 Andy Ruiz?

01:16:19.000 Is that the Snickers guy?

01:16:22.000 Yeah.

01:16:22.000 He kept getting beat the whole fight.

01:16:26.000 Everyone at the gym after that fight were like, guess I'm not working on my core anymore.

01:16:30.000 I guess it don't matter.

01:16:33.000 You need Snickers, dude.

01:16:34.000 What's his name?

01:16:35.000 Uh, you got it right.

01:16:36.000 Andy Ruiz.

01:16:37.000 Andy Ruiz.

01:16:38.000 Andy Ruiz Jr.

01:16:38.000 I'm betting on Andy Ruiz.

01:16:39.000 I like him.

01:16:40.000 He's funny.

01:16:40.000 Yeah, but this guy's got headphones on.

01:16:42.000 He was gonna be sponsored by Snickers.

01:16:45.000 This guy's got tunes in his ear.

01:16:47.000 Yeah, Anthony Joshua, I'm not a fan of.

01:16:50.000 I don't like British people in boxing. 1.00

01:16:52.000 I don't know why. 0.97

01:16:53.000 I guess because they were dicks to Larry Barnes at that other fight with Anthony Joshua. 0.96

01:17:00.000 And they spilled beer on him, I think on purpose. 0.97

01:17:02.000 Get out of here.

01:17:03.000 Just a little bit.

01:17:04.000 What? 1.00

01:17:05.000 They were fucking wasted. 1.00

01:17:07.000 That's shitty. 1.00

01:17:07.000 They partied a little too hard, the Brits. 1.00

01:17:09.000 Did they recognize him?

01:17:11.000 They must have.

01:17:12.000 We were in, like, boxer seats.

01:17:14.000 Dang, man.

01:17:17.000 And he was posing with some girls.

01:17:20.000 Isn't it weird when girls are boxing groupies? 1.00

01:17:22.000 Yeah, that is weird.

01:17:24.000 Like female sports fans, like they're out there. 1.00

01:17:27.000 Oh yeah, but the thing about female sports fans is they grew up watching the football with their dad and their brothers and stuff and it became a big family event. 1.00

01:17:35.000 I get that, but what were you watching?

01:17:37.000 Boxing with your dad?

01:17:39.000 That's true.

01:17:39.000 Wow, we're going way over today.

01:17:46.000 All right, we've covered a lot of stuff.

01:17:48.000 I'm glad we got the ring around the collar problem solved.

01:17:51.000 I feel so much more comfortable now.

01:17:53.000 Because I was kind of self-conscious.

01:17:54.000 I was like, am I known as Dirty Neck McInnes?

01:17:57.000 I don't know if I wash my neck more. 1.00

01:17:59.000 That was your stupid theory. 1.00

01:18:00.000 Maybe we need to wash our necks more. 1.00

01:18:02.000 All I wash in the shower is crotch, balls, foreskin, butthole, sort of the taint. 1.00

01:18:08.000 What is it, the second verse to head, shoulders, knees, and toes? 0.99

01:18:13.000 Finally he's funny!

01:18:15.000 An hour and 20 minutes in.

01:18:17.000 I'm just, uh, just relaxing.

01:18:18.000 Just warming up.

01:18:19.000 And did you have that beer?

01:18:20.000 I did.

01:18:21.000 Oh, that's what it is.

01:18:22.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:18:22.000 Cause you're Japanese or something so crazy. 0.97

01:18:24.000 It's really crazy. 0.84

01:18:26.000 When you, Reyan, when you have one beer, it's like you have a whole case of Sapporo.

01:18:31.000 I do have whiskey in studio too, but I'm stopping myself.

01:18:35.000 Um, yeah.

01:18:36.000 So I do the diaper area and then the armpits.

01:18:40.000 What else are you going to do?

01:18:42.000 I don't know.

01:18:43.000 Your feet.

01:18:44.000 What do you mean my feet?

01:18:46.000 Why don't you wash your feet?

01:18:48.000 Your socks are there.

01:18:49.000 They absorb any problems and you put them in the dirty laundry.

01:18:52.000 I put all socks, underwear, and t-shirts in the dirty laundry every day.

01:18:56.000 They've already been sort of washing me.

01:19:02.000 I like to keep my feet all clean.

01:19:05.000 I kind of want to make this whole show free.

01:19:09.000 So now we're at a crossroads here.

01:19:10.000 Especially because I'm about to be kicked off YouTube.

01:19:12.000 So do we put up the number?

01:19:13.000 Because then all the non-subscribing peons can get access to it.

01:19:16.000 Ew! 0.98

01:19:17.000 And then call us whenever we please.

01:19:19.000 Ew! 0.98

01:19:20.000 Yeah, we might as well.

01:19:21.000 So then when we put this up on YouTube, they'll see our number.

01:19:23.000 I can just blank it out.

01:19:25.000 You could do that.

01:19:26.000 Or, if we're not doing live, we don't care if they call us, because we won't be answering.

01:19:32.000 But if they know the schedule... And if they call us when it's a schedule, I don't really care.

01:19:38.000 We're at a good number of subscribers now.

01:19:40.000 15k.

01:19:41.000 I feel good about that.

01:19:43.000 So we got the calls all set up.

01:19:48.000 We already have a couple.

01:19:49.000 Let's talk to them.

01:19:51.000 Mike's talking about

01:19:53.000 Scary Perry.

01:19:55.000 Is this true, sir?

01:19:57.000 Okay.

01:19:58.000 Hey, Mike, you there?

01:19:59.000 That is correct.

01:20:02.000 I am there.

01:20:02.000 You're our first call.

01:20:04.000 Is there a weird echo or anything?

01:20:08.000 Yes.

01:20:11.000 As per usual.

01:20:16.000 Um, but I, first of all, this, uh, this time,

01:20:22.000 Um, is perfect for everybody because people are getting drunk at this hour and they're going to say the truth.

01:20:30.000 They're going to say what's on their mind.

01:20:32.000 It's so awesome.

01:20:34.000 I like this time.

01:20:35.000 Okay.

01:20:36.000 Done.

01:20:38.000 I'll always do the show live Thursday night.

01:20:40.000 What I wanted to ask you about.

01:20:41.000 Okay.

01:20:47.000 What I wanted to ask about was, uh, uh, with Perry.

01:20:53.000 You're in the news a lot.

01:20:56.000 Has he seen you as not?

01:21:00.000 Uh, whatever your character was, I can't remember the name.

01:21:03.000 William Randolph Hearst III.

01:21:06.000 Have you seen that?

01:21:07.000 That's a great question, sir.

01:21:10.000 And we'll just illuminate, uh, elucidate to the audience what is going on here.

01:21:15.000 There's a quarter century prank called the Perry Project, wherein a douche named Scary Perry, Perry Caravello, was a dick to a comedian named Simply Don Barris in the early 90s. 0.99

01:21:28.000 And Don decided to fuck with him for the rest of his life. 0.95

01:21:32.000 So they would tell him he's in this, and he's in that, and he wasn't. 0.98

01:21:37.000 And eventually this culminated in a movie produced by Jimmy Kimmel that was called Windy City Heat, which I think is definitely in the top five greatest movies of all time.

01:21:46.000 It's up there with Animal House. 0.96

01:21:47.000 And it's just them convincing him that he's in a movie where he's a sports detective, and he's not, and they just keep fucking him over. 0.75

01:21:55.000 I have had a lot of work in the Perry Project, and I've spent a lot of time with Perry. 0.93

01:22:00.000 In fact, I went to his house and I pissed all over his bathroom towels.

01:22:04.000 Was he happy about that? 0.99

01:22:05.000 And I stole a bunch of shit from his house, by the way. 0.99

01:22:07.000 He has these filing cabinets where he keeps every piece of junk mail, so all his credit card offers are alphabetized and sitting there. 0.99

01:22:16.000 Like all the junk he gets in the mail is all organized. 0.99

01:22:19.000 And then I took it home and I stole a bunch of his shit. 0.99

01:22:22.000 I'm not a good person, but neither is he. 0.99

01:22:24.000 And so I was called William Randolph Hearst.

01:22:29.000 I'm answering your question in a very slow way.

01:22:32.000 I was called William Randolph Hearst, and then he looked up William Randolph Hearst and saw it was a real person.

01:22:37.000 And he said, what the F, Gavin?

01:22:38.000 I mean, sorry, Don and Mole.

01:22:41.000 William Randolph Hearst is from a long time ago and he's dead.

01:22:44.000 And then they go, 1.00

01:22:46.000 It's his great-grandson, you fucking idiot. 1.00

01:22:50.000 So it morphs again. 1.00

01:22:53.000 Or every time they come across something, every time, I feel bad saying this on public YouTube, but Don and Moe can handle anything.

01:23:02.000 No matter what happens.

01:23:04.000 I'm reluctant to tell this big story.

01:23:06.000 Okay, I'm going to tell it.

01:23:10.000 I'm not sure the project could be jeopardized at all at this point.

01:23:12.000 It's kind of over, isn't it?

01:23:13.000 I mean, is it really still going?

01:23:15.000 Yeah, what's he going to do?

01:23:15.000 Like, does he watch stuff?

01:23:17.000 Anyway, fuck it. 1.00

01:23:18.000 I want to have some fun. 1.00

01:23:19.000 So after this movie came out, the lawyer said he could sue us.

01:23:25.000 He could, and not just him, but the Caravello family could sue Jimmy Kimmel and everyone.

01:23:30.000 This could be really bad for us.

01:23:32.000 So they go, you need him to sign a release saying, I know that this movie was a prank and I'm OK with it.

01:23:39.000 So they take him out for dinner and they go, we got a problem.

01:23:43.000 What?

01:23:43.000 Where's the movie by the way?

01:23:44.000 I did this movie and all you have is like a making of, but the actual movie doesn't exist.

01:23:50.000 I'm like De Niro, baby.

01:23:52.000 And uh, they go, here's the problem.

01:23:55.000 These pranks are getting big now with people.

01:23:59.000 Uh, that was, I was right down the street from his house when I made that.

01:24:04.000 Um, 0.95

01:24:06.000 These pranks are getting big with people, so they want to have, they say, to tease the movie, let's make it like, pretend the whole thing was a prank, like jackass.

01:24:17.000 And Johnny Knoxville, I got him involved in the whole Perry Project, and there was a, oh my god, this is almost a thing.

01:24:23.000 Now I'm getting back into the spider hole.

01:24:25.000 They were going to have Johnny Knoxville play Scary Perry in Windy City Heat 2, and then for Revenge, Perry Caravello was going to play Johnny Knoxville in Jackass whatever it was going to be then, 3 or something? 0.99

01:24:37.000 Which meant that they were going to do shit. 1.00

01:24:39.000 Just crazy insane shit. 1.00

01:24:40.000 Like gay stuff. 1.00

01:24:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:42.000 I was going to say shit. 1.00

01:24:44.000 That's why I said stuff. 1.00

01:24:45.000 They were going to do gay shit. 1.00

01:24:46.000 Like, oh, we were going to have Johnny Knoxville go to a gay bar and fuck a dude. 1.00

01:24:50.000 Why don't you do it? 1.00

01:24:50.000 And he's like, OK, this is kind of not really what I'm into. 1.00

01:24:54.000 Like over-the-top horrible shit. 0.99

01:24:57.000 I really wish that happened. 1.00

01:24:58.000 Yeah.

01:24:59.000 Like fight a donkey.

01:25:00.000 I don't know what they had up their sleeve, but it was gonna be super dangerous, super intense.

01:25:04.000 There I am at his house at 7722 Reseda Boulevard.

01:25:10.000 That's the same body I had before, and I've been working out an hour and a half a day.

01:25:15.000 Sometime this week.

01:25:16.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:25:18.000 So, if you're still listening, caller, are you still there?

01:25:22.000 I'm still here.

01:25:25.000 Wait, wait, wait!

01:25:28.000 I have to explain this.

01:25:30.000 So, they say we have to make it like a prank.

01:25:33.000 So, they sit down with the contract and then Mole grabs the contract and he goes, wait a minute, I'm the star of the show, so let's say the whole thing is a prank on me.

01:25:44.000 I'm gonna sign it.

01:25:45.000 And then... 0.99

01:25:46.000 Dawn grabs the contract from Maul and he goes, hey, shithead, I'm the star of the show. 0.99

01:25:52.000 It's going to be a huge joke on me. 0.97

01:25:54.000 The movie was a prank on me, so I'm going to sign it.

01:25:57.000 And Perry's like, slow down, boys.

01:26:00.000 Nice try.

01:26:01.000 The movie was me.

01:26:04.000 I'm the star.

01:26:05.000 It's a giant prank on me.

01:26:07.000 Perry Caravello handled.

01:26:10.000 So, like he could watch this episode and they'd save it. 0.99

01:26:14.000 That's what a fucking dunce this guy is and that's how badly he wants to be famous. 0.99

01:26:21.000 Anything else Mike? 1.00

01:26:22.000 So, can we get him on the show?

01:26:26.000 Can you?

01:26:29.000 Yeah, I probably could.

01:26:31.000 I probably could.

01:26:32.000 I mean, I fought him before.

01:26:34.000 You know what was funny about our fight?

01:26:36.000 He kept working out with his legs and nothing else.

01:26:38.000 And he did end up kicking me down some stairs. 1.00

01:26:40.000 Damn. 0.99

01:26:41.000 So it worked. 0.99

01:26:42.000 Yeah, I guess I could get him on the show.

01:26:46.000 I have a weird relationship with the Perry Project where it's like crack cocaine to me.

01:26:50.000 And, you know, it takes over my life.

01:26:55.000 I've lost jobs because I was working with the Perry Project.

01:26:59.000 I kind of got consumed by it.

01:27:02.000 There I am leaving Jennifer Aniston's house to go hang out with Scary Perry.

01:27:06.000 I was trying to tell all my co-workers about it, and I was like, hey, you have to watch this movie.

01:27:15.000 You have to watch this.

01:27:17.000 And you're exactly right with what you're talking about.

01:27:21.000 You either love it,

01:27:23.000 Or you're not into it at all?

01:27:25.000 Well, women don't like it. 1.00

01:27:27.000 You have to have an ounce of cruelty in your body.

01:27:27.000 Men like it.

01:27:31.000 So, I find women don't like humor that is mean-spirited, and men do. 1.00

01:27:36.000 Like Jimmy Kimmel loved it.

01:27:37.000 His girlfriend was Sarah Silverman.

01:27:38.000 She didn't like it.

01:27:40.000 You have to be a little malicious.

01:27:42.000 Now, I think they chose the right target. 1.00

01:27:44.000 This guy's a racist, homophobe, selfish piece of shit. 1.00

01:27:47.000 He would happily 1.00

01:27:49.000 Also, the podcast, the podcast is just

01:28:10.000 The best.

01:28:11.000 Thank you so much.

01:28:13.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:28:14.000 Thank you for calling.

01:28:15.000 And if you want to get people on the Perry Project train, just tell them to watch Windy City Heat.

01:28:20.000 It sets up everything.

01:28:21.000 The beginning of the movie, which is free on YouTube, sets up the whole background.

01:28:28.000 We got Jimmy talking about The Echo.

01:28:31.000 What's up, Jimmy?

01:28:34.000 Not too much, my brother.

01:28:35.000 Did we solve the echo?

01:28:37.000 I want to apologize for a couple of weeks ago, man, between the echo and my bad sell me for an abortion of a call.

01:28:43.000 So I want to apologize for that.

01:28:45.000 But I forgive you, brother.

01:28:46.000 I wanted to know, is 10 things going to go back up?

01:28:50.000 I saw you and as we're talking about it and man, I can't find it anywhere.

01:28:55.000 And people are so misinformed as to what is in it.

01:28:59.000 I wish I could just point to it and I'm stealing

01:29:02.000 Your content like mad like you suggested off YouTube just in case in December 10th goes hits and all the conservative

01:29:10.000 You know, talking heads are gone and propagating it quite a bit on some platforms.

01:29:15.000 But dude, I'd love a short interview with you on my show.

01:29:18.000 If you date me for 20 minutes or more, I'd love it, man.

01:29:22.000 Small channel, but maybe the spike in subs that I've seen the last 10 days or something partially.

01:29:28.000 I got you to thank for that.

01:29:29.000 So I love your show.

01:29:30.000 Very entertaining. 1.00

01:29:31.000 I'm not going to kiss your ass too much, but 0.99

01:29:33.000 I heard some criticism of you banging on your producer or co-host. 0.99

01:29:38.000 I think you generously refer to him as that.

01:29:40.000 And I think he deserves it.

01:29:42.000 I love it, man.

01:29:43.000 It makes the show for me.

01:29:44.000 And I love the deadpan shut up that comes out every once in a while. 0.99

01:29:48.000 I say ride that dirty Ryan dry. 0.99

01:29:51.000 Not because I dislike him. 0.99

01:29:52.000 In fact, the opposite.

01:29:53.000 But you know what?

01:29:54.000 The JFC makes me cringe, man.

01:29:57.000 I don't know.

01:29:57.000 I thought you said you're a Catholic boy.

01:29:59.000 Stop bastardizing the Lord's name, would you?

01:30:01.000 And you know what I am interested in?

01:30:03.000 Not very godly.

01:30:04.000 I'd love to hear some coke war stories, man.

01:30:07.000 For those, you know, weekend warriors that have hung up our blades.

01:30:12.000 We'd like to live through your legend, man.

01:30:14.000 The ugliest wrecks to the most hilarious, if you can get into something like that.

01:30:18.000 Give us the dirt, G! 1.00

01:30:20.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:30:21.000 Hip Hop!

01:30:23.000 I'm out.

01:30:25.000 Wow, that guy really had his to-do list pre-written, right?

01:30:28.000 That was ready.

01:30:29.000 He hit all the spots.

01:30:31.000 He had a real bucket list.

01:30:34.000 I felt like if I raised my hand, you'd be like, dude, if I go into the man in the plaid shirt, man in the plaid shirt, anybody else, anybody else is going back.

01:30:40.000 So much to get through there.

01:30:41.000 I guess I'll go on your show, sure.

01:30:43.000 Nice.

01:30:44.000 I abuse Ryan because I love him and want to make him better and his mistakes are frustrating because they're easily solved.

01:30:50.000 I'm mostly trying to get him to listen to me.

01:30:53.000 Like when I said the Merry Christmas thing isn't going to work out, he's like, yes, it will.

01:30:56.000 And then it falls and he goes, well, that's because I had to rush.

01:31:00.000 Now, what I'm trying to do there is make him understand that he made a mistake, and not to make an excuse after, but to go, maybe when Gavin says that's not going to work, he's right.

01:31:09.000 Especially when it comes to relationships with women.

01:31:12.000 How dare you! 0.99

01:31:13.000 That guy's my spirit animal.

01:31:17.000 But, um... Yeah, what was that guy talking about?

01:31:21.000 That he loves the podcast.

01:31:23.000 Oh, he doesn't like the JFC the Jesus effing.

01:31:25.000 Okay.

01:31:26.000 I'll try to tone that down a little bit Yeah, and then the coke war stories talking about coke.

01:31:31.000 I got a million coke stories.

01:31:33.000 Yeah, me too, man One of my favorite stories is actually not a negative thing

01:31:40.000 I've told this a million times so feel free to go get a sandwich if you've heard this but I had a place in Costa Rica that was just a party town and it was called Montezuma, Costa Rica.

01:31:49.000 It was nicknamed Montezuma, Costa Rica.

01:31:52.000 Coast Guard was chasing these drug dealers in the water and they throwing all their coke overboard and the coke is wrapped in bag and a bag and a bag and a bag duct tape goes off the side.

01:32:01.000 It's floating along this big sort of a square. 0.99

01:32:05.000 And some Costa Rican fishermen... Costa Ricans are pretty useless. 1.00

01:32:08.000 We call them Ticos, and they don't really have food. 1.00

01:32:11.000 Like, there's no such thing as Costa Rican cuisine.

01:32:15.000 They just fish and sit in the sun all day.

01:32:17.000 I mean, if that's what you're into, that's great, but there's no such thing as Costa Rican culture, I'm afraid.

01:32:24.000 And this whole thing about, like, environmentalist Costa Rica and virotourism, that was created by Europeans. 0.99

01:32:31.000 They just chose Costa Rica, and I think the CIA chose it as a good place to retire.

01:32:36.000 So the crime is reasonable.

01:32:37.000 It's not like the rest of Central America. 0.99

01:32:39.000 Anyway.

01:32:42.000 So this fisherman finds it and he takes it to his little son and he says, Hey Enrique, this is good, right?

01:32:48.000 The white man like this?

01:32:50.000 And his son goes, Uh, yeah, that's a million dollars.

01:32:53.000 Thank you.

01:32:55.000 So he gets it and obviously to transport it, I don't think they cut it first because it's, you know, density.

01:33:02.000 So the son, he's a fisherman's kid in, what's it called? 0.80

01:33:10.000 Malpais, which means shitty country. 0.97

01:33:13.000 Oh yeah. 0.98

01:33:17.000 So he's like, I'm not going to cut it.

01:33:18.000 I don't know how to, what am I going to do?

01:33:19.000 I can't even get, like they don't have baby powder down there.

01:33:21.000 Scorpion will sting your baby. 1.00

01:33:23.000 I had a house there for 10 years and I never brought my kids once because I didn't want, there's so much vermin around there and getting stung by a scorpion,

01:33:32.000 It feels like someone took a poker out of the fire and just went psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 0.97

01:33:47.000 I mean, before, like, the dinosaurs, we had scorpions that were the size of this building, just whipping around, grabbing shit. 0.99

01:33:55.000 Sheesh. 0.76

01:33:58.000 Anyway, um, so he starts selling these bags, and the 20 bag there was usually pretty stepped on, shitty, whatever, you'd do a couple bumps, and you had to put it on a plate in the microwave to dry it out, because it's so humid down there that it would just be sludge.

01:34:11.000 So, um,

01:34:13.000 This year we get that stuff.

01:34:15.000 I'm a young man at the time and uh we put in the microwave or you put it on a plate on a stove and make this plate hot and then it goes back to dry and uh you would do it and go to bed.

01:34:31.000 That's how clean.

01:34:31.000 High as a kite but you could go to bed.

01:34:34.000 You would do it have all the cocaine feelings

01:34:38.000 Make love to your significant other with a coconut smasher.

01:34:42.000 You could do it and then eat a large breakfast with a burrito and go out and live your life.

01:34:53.000 Unbelievable.

01:34:54.000 So it made me think that it's possible that drugs

01:34:57.000 Aren't necessarily bad for you.

01:34:59.000 It's the way we get them at the end.

01:35:01.000 Maybe heroin, like from the poppy, maybe that's why Keith Richards is still alive, because his heroin is uncut.

01:35:10.000 Maybe drugs without withdrawal symptoms aren't bad for you.

01:35:15.000 I'm not encouraging people to do drugs, by the way, because you're never going to get that again. 0.99

01:35:18.000 You're never going to get that fisherman shit. 0.99

01:35:21.000 It was kind of rainbow-colored fish scaley. 1.00

01:35:23.000 I've heard that before, yeah.

01:35:26.000 Does it do anything?

01:35:30.000 After you've experienced that, why do drugs anymore?

01:35:33.000 Yeah.

01:35:35.000 We got Connor.

01:35:36.000 What's up, Connor?

01:35:39.000 Connor, are you there?

01:35:40.000 Hey.

01:35:41.000 I'm here.

01:35:43.000 I was calling to say I like this time of night, too, because I had to be drunk just to get the nerve to call in.

01:35:48.000 But I was calling to say, not even really a question, but I heard you talk before about getting married really young.

01:35:55.000 That's a good thing to do.

01:35:57.000 And I'm 30.

01:35:59.000 I got married when I was 18.

01:36:01.000 My wife was 17.

01:36:04.000 And it's worked out pretty well.

01:36:07.000 I got a six-year-old boy.

01:36:08.000 I still did a shitload of drugs and got my drinking and stuff out of the way. 1.00

01:36:14.000 But all the friends in high school, the people I knew told me I was an idiot, told me I was stupid. 1.00

01:36:19.000 Don't get married that young, man. 1.00

01:36:20.000 You're missing out on so much pussy, you know. 1.00

01:36:23.000 All that stuff. 1.00

01:36:24.000 Wait, why do you only have one six-year-old? 1.00

01:36:25.000 You should have a fucking brood by now. 0.99

01:36:31.000 Man, you guys sound like you're on the other side of the room. 1.00

01:36:33.000 I can't hear nothing.

01:36:34.000 Are you using your speaker, Ryan?

01:36:38.000 Well, why don't you talk to him then?

01:36:39.000 No, I'm good.

01:36:40.000 Why don't you have a lot of kids by now? 0.97

01:36:42.000 A whole brood.

01:36:45.000 Ah, because my old lady got super sick after the first one. 1.00

01:36:49.000 And so that was...

01:36:51.000 That was the end of that, but like almost dead kind of thing. 1.00

01:36:54.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:36:55.000 But yeah, so it's not a question. 1.00

01:36:56.000 It's just really, it's okay to get married young.

01:37:00.000 I did it.

01:37:00.000 I'm super happy.

01:37:01.000 All the guys that I know that told me not to do it are kind of losers by now. 1.00

01:37:05.000 Yeah, get your shit together, I always think. 0.99

01:37:08.000 Congratulations, buddy. 0.97

01:37:09.000 That's awesome.

01:37:11.000 Yeah, we had a guy like that.

01:37:12.000 Thanks for calling.

01:37:13.000 We had a guy like that in high school, and Dale Aiken was his name, and he got some chick pregnant.

01:37:20.000 When he was 18. 0.99

01:37:21.000 What the fuck have you done Dale? 1.00

01:37:23.000 You loser. 1.00

01:37:25.000 Get her to get an abortion. 1.00

01:37:26.000 That's the logical thing.

01:37:27.000 Everyone gets abortions. 1.00

01:37:28.000 They're cool.

01:37:28.000 And he's like, no.

01:37:32.000 Kept it.

01:37:32.000 He's probably totally happy.

01:37:33.000 Married her.

01:37:34.000 Had another one.

01:37:34.000 Dude, his son is one of the coolest guys I've ever met and he's a man.

01:37:38.000 Nice.

01:37:39.000 So me and Dale and his son can go drink some beers and I'm with a guy that was my best pal when I was eight and now I'm with his son and we're all the same age.

01:37:48.000 That's crazy.

01:37:49.000 His son is whatever, 49.

01:37:50.000 His son's 30.

01:37:51.000 31 year old dude.

01:37:55.000 So that's the other cool thing about having kids young is you have this bro.

01:37:59.000 Yeah.

01:38:00.000 Who's only 18 years younger than you or 20 years younger than you.

01:38:03.000 I want kids like tomorrow.

01:38:05.000 Yeah, you would have a cool 18 year old son right now.

01:38:08.000 Wait, that's not right.

01:38:09.000 By what age?

01:38:10.000 No, you'd have a teenager.

01:38:13.000 Plus you're Puerto Rican.

01:38:14.000 It's too late for me already.

01:38:16.000 It's not too late to have him, but.

01:38:17.000 All right, we have Scotty Blanton.

01:38:20.000 Good old Scotty.

01:38:26.000 Hi, Scott.

01:38:27.000 I'm sorry.

01:38:28.000 Go ahead.

01:38:29.000 So I had a quick two quick things real quick.

01:38:32.000 One, I was the guy that sent in the Jaws Photoshop of Rob Schneider.

01:38:39.000 And Gavin, you said it was the worst Photoshop you've ever seen.

01:38:43.000 Yeah.

01:38:44.000 How dare you?

01:38:46.000 How dare you?

01:38:50.000 I did that in between clients, just a real quick thing.

01:38:53.000 I thought it'd be funny anyway.

01:38:56.000 A question I had about was your buddy Owen. 0.96

01:38:58.000 Are you still in contact with him and do you really think he thinks the earth is like flat and you've never been to space and space isn't real and shit. 0.62

01:39:07.000 Do you really think he believes that? 0.92

01:39:08.000 Yeah, I think he does and I don't have a problem with that.

01:39:12.000 I like people 0.83

01:39:14.000 Questioning stuff, so it does sound fucking mental to me to think the earth is flat and we haven't been to space but a lot of things sounded mental to me and Then I looked them up and they turned out to be true I think it I thought it was mental that Hillary Clinton has had people killed. 0.83

01:39:31.000 I believe she has I thought it was mental that George Bush George W Bush may have known that the planes were gonna hit the World Trade Center now I don't think that's so crazy so

01:39:44.000 It's healthy to have people like Owen around.

01:39:46.000 And if they want to go off at what appears to me to be a tangent, then let them.

01:39:51.000 That's healthy. 0.86

01:39:53.000 But, uh, yeah, he's, you know, that guy has been fucking terrorized, chased out of everywhere he goes, and physically chased across the country. 0.90

01:40:00.000 And for what? 0.89

01:40:01.000 For having weird theories?

01:40:03.000 Why are people threatened by a theory?

01:40:05.000 I understand if, like, you're a pedophile activist and you've successfully recruited kids. 1.00

01:40:10.000 Yeah, we gotta catch this fucker. 1.00

01:40:13.000 But when someone has a feeling about a theory about the shape of the fucking Earth, 1.00

01:40:20.000 Now his anti-semitic stuff, I can't vouch for. 0.96

01:40:22.000 I haven't listened to every single thing he said about Jews, so I don't want to start saying everything he's ever said is perfectly defendable.

01:40:31.000 So we'd have to do that case by case, but you know.

01:40:34.000 I don't have time.

01:40:36.000 I don't have time to parse through everyone's statements.

01:40:41.000 And then real quick before I let you go, I had an idea.

01:40:44.000 I thought maybe you guys

01:40:45.000 Um, would maybe think it's cool.

01:40:47.000 You guys, I think I should do sound bites of you guys. 0.77

01:40:51.000 I think Ryan can have some drops of you guys saying things as well because your video drops are fucking hilarious.

01:40:56.000 I love them.

01:40:57.000 But do you guys ever think about doing like drops of your own?

01:41:00.000 I am beyond angry!

01:41:02.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:41:05.000 Uh, thanks for calling dude.

01:41:07.000 These are all great tips.

01:41:10.000 But it's kind of megalomaniacal.

01:41:13.000 It would have to be something that we didn't do on purpose, like say you fell.

01:41:16.000 Uh-huh, right, right.

01:41:17.000 Or like I genuinely lost my temper and wasn't even 1% kidding.

01:41:22.000 If you're looking, if you're like, you better have that pulled up and I don't, it's you just shaking with fury from a different tape.

01:41:27.000 But not in a joke.

01:41:28.000 It would have to be the one of the few times that I'm not even remotely kidding.

01:41:31.000 Right, right, right.

01:41:32.000 Or dropping something or something like that.

01:41:34.000 Or out of context.

01:41:35.000 Can't be brought a beer, dude.

01:41:36.000 That's such a bummer.

01:41:37.000 It truly is a bummer.

01:41:38.000 Hey, it's Mark.

01:41:42.000 Hey, what's up?

01:41:43.000 You dog?

01:41:44.000 What's up, Ryan?

01:41:45.000 Hello.

01:41:46.000 How you guys doing?

01:41:47.000 Good.

01:41:48.000 Good, man.

01:41:49.000 We got a pretty good buzz.

01:41:52.000 Yeah, I'm feeling good, man.

01:41:54.000 Yeah, I just wanted to talk about... So, I'm like an infantry dude.

01:42:00.000 NCO in the Army.

01:42:02.000 Let me ask you something, sir.

01:42:03.000 What do we call you guys?

01:42:06.000 Like, what do we call a private, a grunt, a jarhead? 1.00

01:42:11.000 Oh, we're all grown.

01:42:13.000 Jarheads are Marines. 1.00

01:42:15.000 I'm in the Army.

01:42:16.000 Okay, so when we say, my buddy, like the Halifax Five, the Proud Boys who all got fired for daring to question treason on Canada Day, do I say there was four guys, they were... Servicemen.

01:42:32.000 Servicemen?

01:42:32.000 That sounds kind of formal.

01:42:35.000 That's pretty civilian of you, yeah.

01:42:38.000 So what do you say?

01:42:42.000 I mean, just... I mean, that works.

01:42:45.000 Infantrymen?

01:42:46.000 What if they were four navy and one army?

01:42:51.000 Oh.

01:42:52.000 That's when you would want to just say servicemen if you didn't want to do it. 0.99

01:42:56.000 But yeah, like, so... Marines are like devil dogs. 0.99

01:43:01.000 Army dudes are grunts. 0.99

01:43:03.000 Navy is squids. 1.00

01:43:06.000 And airmen are, uh, pussies. 1.00

01:43:11.000 All right, what do you got for us? 0.99

01:43:14.000 Anyway, no, I've just been in the business of like forging men for like 16 years now.

01:43:21.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:43:22.000 So like mentorship.

01:43:25.000 I create men.

01:43:26.000 Like these dudes come to me, they're young dudes, like 19, 18, 20.

01:43:29.000 They got no idea anymore what's going on.

01:43:34.000 And just influencing them and stuff like that.

01:43:38.000 I've already been in this business, man.

01:43:40.000 I'm in love with your content and everything and watching you because of that.

01:43:47.000 Yeah, you know what I've noticed?

01:43:48.000 I've noticed from young men more and more, and this goes back to the early 90s, I've been dealing with, you know, young men approaching Vice and bands or whatever, but one thing I've noticed in the past five to ten years more than ever is young men with absolutely no direction whatsoever.

01:44:07.000 Like, who can't make spaghetti.

01:44:10.000 And their dad is not around, their mom was barely around.

01:44:14.000 And when I say something silly, like you can only cry at Clint Eastwood movies and you shouldn't wear flip-flops, they gobble it up.

01:44:22.000 Not because they're looking for a leader or they want to be a follower, but just because they've never heard any parameters before.

01:44:30.000 It's almost like they've never, you know, celebrated a holiday like Christmas or Halloween or something and you say, oh, this is Halloween.

01:44:37.000 You dress up like a monster and you get candy. 0.99

01:44:39.000 They go, oh shit, really? 1.00

01:44:41.000 How do you carry the candy? 1.00

01:44:42.000 Oh, it's in like a pillowcase or something.

01:44:44.000 Oh, cool. 0.99

01:44:46.000 Like they're fucking lost. 0.99

01:44:47.000 Well, it's affecting young ladies nowadays too, I'm starting to notice. 0.99

01:44:52.000 I've been worried about young men for 16 years.

01:44:55.000 It's starting to affect the young ladies.

01:44:57.000 They don't even get it.

01:44:58.000 They don't even know what to expect in a man.

01:45:00.000 So, I don't know.

01:45:01.000 We're in trouble, man.

01:45:02.000 We gotta fix it.

01:45:03.000 And the Proud Boys and all that stuff, man, that's the kind of thing that does it.

01:45:07.000 Well, we started Proud Boys to address this issue.

01:45:09.000 They're doing great stuff, man.

01:45:12.000 It was based on our producer, Ben Ratner, being a 24-year-old virgin and not remotely worried about it. 0.99

01:45:18.000 And we started coming up with these ideas to help him get laid, besides going to Disneyland with female friends and not trying to fuck them. 0.98

01:45:25.000 And the state threw us in prison for eight years. 0.99

01:45:31.000 I can be in the same position.

01:45:33.000 My wife's right here. 1.00

01:45:34.000 She's with me.

01:45:34.000 She's listening.

01:45:35.000 She's all excited.

01:45:38.000 She's like, that's awesome, dude.

01:45:41.000 You love that stuff.

01:45:44.000 Yeah, she was encouraging me to join.

01:45:50.000 I haven't actually joined any chapter because I kind of saw it going that way.

01:45:55.000 Yeah, well you would get fired.

01:45:57.000 I mean, we just had a guy at the Department of Homeland Security who was fired for Googling it.

01:46:00.000 I still wear a cowboy's bracelet and everything.

01:46:03.000 He does.

01:46:04.000 He has a military uniform.

01:46:06.000 The only thing he wears is his tactical watch and his cowboy's bracelet.

01:46:10.000 And like the background on my phone is the rooster and the symbol and everything.

01:46:14.000 You know what I mean?

01:46:14.000 But has anybody ever noticed that?

01:46:15.000 I'm running a risk, honestly.

01:46:17.000 You really are.

01:46:18.000 You're running a risk of getting fired.

01:46:20.000 Cops have been fired galore.

01:46:21.000 And when, you know, these cops and these military servicemen get fired, they lose their security clearance, they lose their entire career.

01:46:30.000 This one cop I know in Louisiana who got fired for daring to be the member of a patriotic men's club is now taking HVAC.

01:46:37.000 He has to give up on his entire cop career.

01:46:42.000 Completely. 0.99

01:46:43.000 And he was a fucking amazing cop. 0.99

01:46:46.000 The DHS guy who just got fired was working on programs to prevent the next mass shooting. 1.00

01:46:52.000 So developing algorithms that look up like, fuck the world. 0.99

01:46:56.000 I'm going to shoot up. 1.00

01:46:57.000 I got a gun. 1.00

01:46:58.000 I can't wait to kill these people. 1.00

01:47:00.000 You know, various combinations. 1.00

01:47:01.000 So they go through what these guys said before they did it and see if they could glean patterns.

01:47:05.000 Nope.

01:47:05.000 Fired.

01:47:06.000 Get them out of here.

01:47:07.000 Yeah.

01:47:08.000 He wrote a zero cause he wanted to have a little bit of fun.

01:47:13.000 That's it.

01:47:14.000 Well spoken.

01:47:15.000 Yeah, too much.

01:47:16.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:47:17.000 Uhuru.

01:47:34.000 If anybody could do it, it wouldn't be special that you're doing it. 0.98

01:47:36.000 If you like boxing so much, why don't you fucking step in a ring professionally and fight a heavyweight? 0.98

01:47:42.000 Because I'm not good enough. 0.99

01:47:46.000 Although I did fuck you up, Tommy Morello, if you're watching. 0.99

01:47:49.000 Okay, you won. 0.99

01:47:50.000 But I did get that overhand right.

01:47:53.000 The overhand right is a magic punch.

01:47:55.000 Cause it's, they don't expect it.

01:47:57.000 And it's like, you're down here and they think, oh, he's going to, he might try an uppercut.

01:48:00.000 And then a meteor falls from the sky and bonks you in the head.

01:48:05.000 Bonk.

01:48:06.000 And he didn't say good job.

01:48:07.000 To be clear.

01:48:08.000 I am joking, Tom. 0.99

01:48:09.000 I know you can beat the shit out of me. 0.95

01:48:11.000 Please don't take this out on me in the ring. 0.94

01:48:14.000 All I'm saying is out of the 10 times you got me, I did get some one or two in and I'm pretty happy with them.

01:48:21.000 Next we got Jordan calling about my room.

01:48:24.000 What?

01:48:26.000 Hi!

01:48:28.000 Hi!

01:48:30.000 This is Jordan Peterson.

01:48:32.000 Oh.

01:48:33.000 Hello, Jordan.

01:48:36.000 Hi, Ryan!

01:48:37.000 How are you?

01:48:37.000 I'm doing good, sir.

01:48:39.000 Thanks for calling in.

01:48:41.000 You know, you know, I was at your mom's house last night, and you know, she has a certain proclivity to do this thing with her tongue. 1.00

01:48:53.000 You're talking about sex. 0.84

01:48:54.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

01:48:56.000 Look, we've had this happen a million times.

01:48:58.000 Emo Phillips keeps calling the show as Jordan Peterson.

01:49:02.000 Emo, that's enough.

01:49:04.000 We've had enough of you calling the show.

01:49:06.000 We have Jordan Peterson sitting right here with us.

01:49:11.000 No you weren't.

01:49:12.000 And I happened to walk out of your room. 0.99

01:49:14.000 And my God, you need to clean your bloody room. 0.75

01:49:18.000 Oh, I didn't see that coming at all. 0.71

01:49:19.000 That's a real big shock.

01:49:22.000 Not!

01:49:23.000 Sike! 0.99

01:49:24.000 Real big!

01:49:25.000 It was a real big shock! 0.96

01:49:28.000 She was upset, but anyways, fuckin' thanks. 0.95

01:49:32.000 Thanks for calling. 0.96

01:49:35.000 Dude, you did too much raspy, like I'm no Jordan Peterson expert.

01:49:41.000 You need to clean your room.

01:49:42.000 You just have a little bit of rock.

01:49:44.000 But he had too much, you had to clean your room.

01:49:47.000 It was too raspy.

01:49:48.000 It was Yoda.

01:49:49.000 It was too, Yoda, Emo Phillips.

01:49:52.000 Do your Jordan Peterson, show him how it's done.

01:49:54.000 Room you have to clean.

01:49:56.000 That's my Yoda Peterson.

01:49:58.000 You have to clean your room.

01:49:59.000 That's the bottom line.

01:50:00.000 There's a lot of young men out there.

01:50:03.000 Now I can't think about mine because of the rasp.

01:50:05.000 But he's phonetically clean.

01:50:06.000 There's no rasp.

01:50:08.000 Yeah, there's a little dirt.

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01:52:20.000 I like when I hear Howard Stern making fun of Alex Jones, and he's like, 1.00

01:52:25.000 They call it super male vitality and all this bullshit pills and all this shit you eat and all this dumb crap and what a dick Alex Jones is. 0.99

01:52:32.000 And then Howard Stern goes, so I was having my gluten-free parmesan shrimp and I scrape off the parmesan because I don't eat meat or cheese products because I think they're unethical and bad for you. 1.00

01:52:45.000 And you're like, you're making fun of what they put in their bodies and you are 10 times weirder.

01:52:53.000 That just gave me an idea.

01:52:54.000 I want to start a fake movement that's vegetarian, but we only eat animal skin because it's just the animal clothing.

01:52:54.000 What?

01:53:01.000 So it's not like eating meat.

01:53:03.000 But vegetarians don't wear leather or fur. 1.00

01:53:05.000 Dumbass. 1.00

01:53:06.000 Only the weak ones. 1.00

01:53:12.000 Next.

01:53:13.000 See what I'm saying?

01:53:15.000 I love that.

01:53:16.000 How can we be racist if we like that guy so much?

01:53:19.000 Oh, we love that guy.

01:53:20.000 Johnny, talking about Roger Stone and the other guy testifying against them, what to say?

01:53:24.000 Steve Banton.

01:53:25.000 That's what it says here.

01:53:28.000 Oh, sorry.

01:53:29.000 Yeah, I was just wondering what the deal with Steve Banton testifying against Roger Stone was.

01:53:35.000 Do you have any more information on that?

01:53:36.000 Was he compelled to do that?

01:53:37.000 I thought he was our guy.

01:53:39.000 So I talked to Radio Raheem, Raheem Kassan, about that, and we were at Trump Tower, actually, in D.C.

01:53:44.000 during the trial, and I said, what's with your boy, dude?

01:53:48.000 Yo, what's with your boy? 0.96

01:53:50.000 And he said, Roger Stone would not shut the fuck up about Steve Bannon. 1.00

01:53:57.000 And you keep poking at a guy, calling him a piece of shit, calling him out, and then when he gets a chance to fry you, he's gonna fry you. 1.00

01:54:05.000 And I said, that's a valid point, but what if frying you, getting back at the guy who's been fucking with you and calling you a piece of shit, helps the enemy? 1.00

01:54:15.000 And he goes, yeah. 1.00

01:54:16.000 And then Steve Bannon has also, um, his contention was, look, I was subpoenaed.

01:54:22.000 I don't want to be here, but I was forced to be in the, what am I going to say?

01:54:26.000 No, I refuse.

01:54:29.000 So I think both of those combined, I love Roger Stone and I'm not a fan of Steve Bannon, at least not his shitting on Trump and testifying against Roger Stone, but those are pretty good excuses, aren't they?

01:54:43.000 Yeah, I mean, since he's been out of the White House, he's been going around seemingly supporting Trump, so it's weird that he'd be throwing the other guys under the bus.

01:54:52.000 Anyway, cool.

01:54:53.000 Thanks for the backstory.

01:54:54.000 Cheers.

01:54:54.000 Appreciate it.

01:54:55.000 And I think more importantly, he supports Trump's agenda, which is, can we stop the open borders mania, please?

01:55:03.000 Open borders mania!

01:55:05.000 Open borders mania!

01:55:06.000 We're practically giving them away! 1.00

01:55:09.000 Look at these shitty pipes. 0.99

01:55:10.000 Those are good pipes. 0.99

01:55:11.000 These are not good pipes.

01:55:12.000 Those are good pipes. 1.00

01:55:13.000 You are a fucking loser who does nothing but sleep and play with your balls all day. 1.00

01:55:19.000 And I do not play with my balls. 1.00

01:55:20.000 And you have way better pipes than me. 0.99

01:55:23.000 Um, I did push-ups the other day.

01:55:26.000 Let me just tell you about my life.

01:55:29.000 I do two rounds of jump rope.

01:55:31.000 Not impressed so far.

01:55:32.000 Two rounds of shadow boxing with gloves on that are weighted.

01:55:37.000 So each punch is lifting weights.

01:55:39.000 Then I hit the speed bag for two rounds.

01:55:42.000 Now I either spar with someone for two to four rounds or I hit the water bag.

01:55:49.000 The rounds are three minutes? 0.99

01:55:50.000 The rounds are three fucking minutes and sparring is like 0.99

01:55:55.000 I don't know how to describe it. 0.99

01:55:57.000 It's moshing.

01:55:58.000 Like you're way more exhausted than anything, and you're scared shitless, so that's also draining you.

01:56:03.000 But if I don't spar, two rounds heavy, sorry, three rounds heavy bag, three rounds slip rope, three rounds double-ended bag, three rounds headhunter, whatever you call it.

01:56:14.000 It's this floating bag that's like where a human head would be.

01:56:17.000 A water bag.

01:56:19.000 Three rounds water bag.

01:56:22.000 We actually have footage of you after these workouts.

01:56:22.000 Okay?

01:56:25.000 Just do anything?

01:56:28.000 Do what your resounding no. 0.98

01:56:29.000 Actually sometimes when I spar I feel like I'm gonna puke and or have a panic attack or faint because not only are you more exhausted than you've ever been in your life you got a big stupid thing in your mouth you have this headgear on that's so hot and leather and wet and you have like a nosebleed and then you can't take anything off because you got your gloves on 0.86

01:56:48.000 And see, and it's not the kind of gloves you can rip off. 0.54

01:56:51.000 They're sparring gloves, so they're bigger and they lace up, or they have Velcro, so you're like, ah! 0.99

01:56:56.000 And you have to run to a coach and go, get this shit off me! 1.00

01:57:00.000 Get this shit off of me! 1.00

01:57:02.000 That sounds pretty bad. 1.00

01:57:04.000 It's panic-inducing.

01:57:05.000 I don't have a sound drop for that.

01:57:09.000 Michael from LA.

01:57:13.000 Hey, can you guys hear me?

01:57:13.000 Cartel.

01:57:14.000 What's up, guys?

01:57:15.000 What's up, bro?

01:57:15.000 Yo, dude.

01:57:18.000 Yeah, I wanted to point out, I have some Colombian friends, and I talked with their grandpa around Thanksgiving time, and I was asking him about the differences.

01:57:28.000 He went through that time of Bogota, Medellin, I think Escobar's time, and I was asking him, you know, what are the main differences that he's seen with the Mexican cartel and the Colombian cartel?

01:57:39.000 And he was saying that the Colombian cartel was, they wanted to be based off of the Italian mob, you know, more classy.

01:57:47.000 I was asking, well, how does that compare?

01:57:49.000 Well, he was saying that it was an effort by the powers that be in Colombia to promote that 90-94 soccer team in the World Cup to not give the country a bad image.

01:58:00.000 And the thing that you see now in Mexico is kids are not looking up to soccer players.

01:58:06.000 They're looking up to Chapo.

01:58:08.000 They're looking up, you know, the difference of that is as kids, they're already being brought up with that mentality.

01:58:15.000 And he was saying that when they got together, the Colombian and the Mexican cartel for business, that they're a lot more flamboyant.

01:58:22.000 They want to put their executions on video.

01:58:25.000 And I guess the Colombian cartel more about business.

01:58:28.000 You know, they wanted to get rid of a guy. 0.52

01:58:30.000 They're blowing up the building.

01:58:31.000 They don't want to draw attention to themselves.

01:58:33.000 And he said the Mexican cartel, they make songs about the guys, you know, and all this stuff.

01:58:40.000 So that's why they have a lot more cowboys in Mexico. 0.95

01:58:42.000 It's just they're often.

01:58:44.000 Each other one another to take down a family in Colombia was almost impossible at the time. 0.98

01:58:50.000 Well, remember they had that no kidnapping clause that they all agreed upon amongst themselves, where you'd never fuck with the Colombian's family. 0.96

01:58:59.000 But in Mexico, human life with these cartels means absolutely nothing. 0.98

01:59:04.000 And beheading people and arranging heads in fancy ways and shooting up police stations means nothing.

01:59:10.000 But I will throw one thing out to you. 0.91

01:59:13.000 When you talk to an old man about his country, 1.00

01:59:16.000 No matter where it is, no matter how much of a shithole it is, it's always like, oh, that was a long time ago.

01:59:20.000 Like, when I talk to Glaswegians about, um, Paul, uh, sorry, uh, the Gorbals, which is nothing close to what you're talking about as far as danger goes.

01:59:28.000 But, uh, they'd always say, oh, no, that's all exaggerated.

01:59:31.000 It's actually a wonderful place.

01:59:32.000 I grew up there.

01:59:32.000 It's beautiful.

01:59:33.000 It's really nice.

01:59:34.000 So he's, he may be exaggerating how wonderful and clean everything was.

01:59:38.000 I mean, they did invent the Colombian necktie, right?

01:59:41.000 Where you slit the throat and then pull the tongue out of the hole. 0.70

01:59:46.000 They weren't exactly angels.

01:59:48.000 In fact, they have a saying in Colombia that says, God accidentally made Colombia too beautiful.

01:59:55.000 So he had to make the people, this is a Colombian saying, so he had to make the people evil to balance it out.

02:00:01.000 Wow.

02:00:04.000 Yeah.

02:00:05.000 I don't think that that's the point of, um, I see what you're saying that everybody's going to, you know, they have their nationalism for their country, but as just as me, just looking at it, they were a lot more, um,

02:00:17.000 I guess you could call it that.

02:00:17.000 I guess classier.

02:00:20.000 The Mexican cartel draws too much attention to themselves.

02:00:23.000 And I guess that there was a way to do things back in the day that's not respected.

02:00:26.000 That's why they try to distance themselves with the Mexican cartel as much as they possibly can.

02:00:31.000 Yeah, my nuance is distracting.

02:00:33.000 Your general point is correct.

02:00:35.000 And when they killed Pablo Escobar, I read the book Killing Pablo, and I'm just reading it going, way to go, guys.

02:00:41.000 Like, what did you do?

02:00:42.000 Did you stop cocaine?

02:00:44.000 Is cocaine done?

02:00:45.000 Seven million Americans are doing cocaine right now. 1.00

02:00:48.000 Regularly users right now now as far as who's ever done it tried it once in their life I'm sure the numbers are in closer to a hundred million and we're how many people are in jail For this stupid fucking drug like no one really ODs on it. 0.99

02:01:03.000 Maybe a couple of people a year it's not like fentanyl or a real drug that's killing everyone we know and 0.99

02:01:09.000 And the cartels in Mexico are using children as weapons.

02:01:13.000 They're raping everything they see. 0.93

02:01:16.000 They're blowing up police stations, murdering people on a daily basis in really graphic, horrific ways.

02:01:20.000 And I think a lot of that is based on the vacuum that was created when we shut down Escobar. 1.00

02:01:27.000 What a waste this stupid drug war is. 1.00

02:01:30.000 The last thing that the old man told me was he said the biggest mistake was 1.00

02:01:36.000 introducing Mexicans to cocaine. 1.00

02:01:38.000 He's like, we should have let these idiots just keep shoveling pounds and pounds of marijuana. 1.00

02:01:43.000 We should have never have gave that up to them. 1.00

02:01:45.000 So, you know, yeah, a little bit of a jealous factor, I guess, comes in there, too, for giving up their recipe.

02:01:51.000 It's nothing like that old dude perspective, eh? 0.52

02:01:53.000 Thanks for calling.

02:01:54.000 I totally agree with you.

02:01:55.000 All right.

02:01:57.000 I think we got to wrap it up soon.

02:01:59.000 We have like a million calls to go.

02:02:00.000 There's a bunch.

02:02:02.000 Right up to that gray line at the bottom?

02:02:04.000 Yeah.

02:02:04.000 That's not bad.

02:02:05.000 It looks like 10.

02:02:05.000 Let's just whip through.

02:02:06.000 Five minutes on the card, but let's whip through.

02:02:08.000 Okay.

02:02:08.000 We have five minutes left, boys.

02:02:10.000 Hey, what does Gavin think and show the rent?

02:02:13.000 Something about rent.

02:02:14.000 What's up? 0.98

02:02:18.000 Yeah, I don't know what that means, but I gotta say, Gavin, your fucking Perry impression is probably better than any impression that Ryan can do. 0.98

02:02:27.000 My what impression? 0.99

02:02:28.000 Perry.

02:02:29.000 Thank you, I don't get that compliment.

02:02:32.000 I gotta ask you man.

02:02:35.000 Is the Copper Cab fight real?

02:02:36.000 Yeah.

02:02:36.000 Yes.

02:02:55.000 Now, it's possible that he was fighting worse than he wanted to, because he wanted the drama.

02:03:03.000 But when I would hit his body, it felt like punching a shower curtain.

02:03:07.000 Like, I fight fat guys at the gym every day, and there's some resonance there. 0.93

02:03:11.000 Boom, boom.

02:03:12.000 But when I fought him, it was like I was punching a blanket on a string.

02:03:15.000 So I think he was beyond out of shape.

02:03:18.000 And he did have nightmares that night of my eyes.

02:03:21.000 So, Coppercab's a very tough guy to figure out, but I will tell you the fight wasn't thrown.

02:03:29.000 I will concede though, he may have been exaggerating his demise for comic effect, but it definitely wasn't an act.

02:03:39.000 You know, well that contradicts itself. 0.98

02:03:41.000 He was, I was beating the shit out of him. 0.86

02:03:42.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:03:43.000 And I don't think he could fight me in a million years, even if I was standing on his, his what's he call his grandmother?

02:03:49.000 His poppy?

02:03:49.000 His, uh, mimo.

02:03:50.000 His mimo.

02:03:51.000 If I was standing on his mimo's neck, he couldn't take me.

02:03:56.000 All right.

02:03:57.000 Thanks for calling.

02:03:58.000 One last thing, man.

02:03:59.000 Do you think you'll ever transfer over to what?

02:04:03.000 Oh, did you hang up on him?

02:04:05.000 I did.

02:04:08.000 Do you think you'll ever venture over to these public interest groups to try to stop people being hung up on?

02:04:16.000 Is that something you would want to do as a human rights activist?

02:04:18.000 You click the button, it takes a second to do it, so he happened to get in one more thing and you happened to say, okay, and I was like, this is going to be just too late.

02:04:26.000 These guys are all using your mic?

02:04:29.000 I think so, yeah. 0.99

02:04:32.000 That's pathetic. 0.99

02:04:33.000 It's definitely not good, but it kills the echo. 0.99

02:04:35.000 There's no echo.

02:04:35.000 I know, but we got to do a test before.

02:04:38.000 Anyway, next caller, Kieran, Place of the Drink, Washington, D.C.

02:04:44.000 Hey, what's up, Gavin, Ryan?

02:04:48.000 Hey, I'm just wondering, I'm in Guantanamo Bay right now, and I'm just wondering, I'm going to be in D.C.

02:04:54.000 in a week or so.

02:04:56.000 I know you were there with Milo.

02:04:58.000 Any cool places to check out?

02:05:00.000 Anything I should see?

02:05:02.000 What did you ask?

02:05:02.000 If we were going to do a racist show?

02:05:04.000 No, no.

02:05:05.000 He's going to D.C.

02:05:05.000 He's in Guantanamo Bay right now.

02:05:07.000 And when he goes out there, are there any good bars?

02:05:09.000 Oh, yeah.

02:05:10.000 Great question.

02:05:11.000 The bar is called Kelly's Irish Times.

02:05:14.000 Best bar in D.C.

02:05:16.000 Good crowd.

02:05:17.000 Great bartenders.

02:05:18.000 Good vibes.

02:05:20.000 Kind of smells like pee. 0.69

02:05:21.000 Kind of smells like pee. 0.72

02:05:22.000 That is my spot. 0.99

02:05:24.000 I fucking love that bar. 0.96

02:05:26.000 It's one of my favorite bars in the world. 0.99

02:05:27.000 That's where you want to go.

02:05:28.000 Kelly's Irish Times.

02:05:30.000 Yeah.

02:05:30.000 What's that other one that everyone likes that I don't like that much?

02:05:33.000 Harry's or something?

02:05:34.000 You met some chick's girlfriend there? 1.00

02:05:36.000 That politician?

02:05:37.000 I don't know, but the... God dang it.

02:05:39.000 I wish I could remember the one that you got the... Dang it.

02:05:42.000 The one that we got water thrown on us.

02:05:44.000 You got water thrown on you guys.

02:05:45.000 Oh, that one's not that great.

02:05:46.000 That was... The one by the courthouse?

02:05:47.000 I thought it was really nice.

02:05:48.000 It's called the... What do you call it when you have an alibi?

02:05:51.000 The alibi.

02:05:52.000 There you go.

02:05:52.000 It's okay.

02:05:53.000 No, no, no.

02:05:53.000 It's not Kelly's Irish Times.

02:05:55.000 Kelly's Irish Times.

02:05:55.000 Really good soap opera.

02:05:56.000 Next call!

02:05:57.000 Bye, sir.

02:05:59.000 Uh, Michael from Wisconsin.

02:06:00.000 How much time do we have?

02:06:00.000 Two minutes?

02:06:01.000 Uh, yeah, we don't gotta worry about it, because the car's gonna be... No, no, I want... I don't want the car to... We got a minute.

02:06:06.000 Forty-four.

02:06:06.000 Alright, well, let's do one more call and we gotta go.

02:06:08.000 Last call, sir.

02:06:11.000 Hello?

02:06:12.000 Hello?

02:06:14.000 What's going on, boys?

02:06:15.000 Alright, um... So, Gavin, I think you need to adjust your rating system, because... I think people like bigger girls nowadays.

02:06:28.000 Dude, I'm a chubby chaser.

02:06:30.000 Have you not seen the chicks that I like? 1.00

02:06:33.000 They're all fat pigs. 0.99

02:06:34.000 So am I though. 1.00

02:06:36.000 And I see them and I'm like, not enough.

02:06:39.000 I mean, like, I don't want them to be like dying, but like, you know, you don't got to warm them up.

02:06:47.000 All right.

02:06:47.000 We're going to go over the card.

02:06:50.000 What's that chick that I like who's a Victoria's Secret model? 1.00

02:06:55.000 She has a name like Ashley St. 1.00

02:06:56.000 Clair, but it's not Ashley St.

02:06:57.000 Clair.

02:06:59.000 Do you know who I mean?

02:07:00.000 Ashley Timmons?

02:07:01.000 I'm gonna... While I have you on the line, sir, I'm going to, um... Ashley Graham?

02:07:07.000 Ashley... No, not Ashley Graham.

02:07:09.000 What?

02:07:10.000 Of course you're wrong. 1.00

02:07:12.000 Oh, I fuck with Ashley Graham. 1.00

02:07:13.000 See, our caller fucks with Ashley Graham. 0.99

02:07:17.000 Victoria's Secret plus size I put in and there's one I want you to look at and you tell me what her rating is and featured its first plus size model her name is Allie Tate Cutler so are you near a computer sir? 0.73

02:07:37.000 Yes, Allie.

02:07:38.000 Allie what?

02:07:39.000 Allie, and then she has two last names.

02:07:42.000 I think she kept her first name.

02:07:44.000 Allie Tate Cutler.

02:07:46.000 T-A-T-E Cutler.

02:07:49.000 Tate?

02:07:50.000 T-A-T-E. 0.99

02:07:52.000 Like titties. 0.98

02:07:53.000 Tate. 0.97

02:07:53.000 Allie Tate Cutler. 0.97

02:07:56.000 Oh, okay.

02:07:58.000 So, okay.

02:07:59.000 Yeah, that's, that's a size I think that both generations can agree on.

02:08:04.000 Yeah, no one is kicking her out of bed for eating crackers. 0.99

02:08:08.000 What are you going to give that?

02:08:10.000 I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating my dog named crackers. 1.00

02:08:12.000 I wouldn't kick her out of bed for shooting me in the cock. 1.00

02:08:18.000 I wouldn't kick her out of bed for chopping my dick off, going for a drive and throwing it in the woods. 1.00

02:08:23.000 She's a nine. 1.00

02:08:25.000 What was that?

02:08:26.000 That's a nine?

02:08:28.000 I'm taking out that she's a famous model and everything. 1.00

02:08:32.000 I just see her on the street. 0.61

02:08:34.000 It's gotta be a 9.

02:08:35.000 But you gotta go with your gut, you know?

02:08:38.000 And I'm saying 9.

02:08:40.000 Are you in a military base or in an igloo in Alaska? 1.00

02:08:43.000 It's hard to see the ass. 1.00

02:08:46.000 Yeah, they don't show her ass much. 1.00

02:08:48.000 I don't think it's much to write home about. 1.00

02:08:50.000 But 9 is nuts, dude.

02:08:52.000 Come on.

02:08:56.000 I mean, I'd give it a 9.

02:08:59.000 I like girls with red hair. 1.00

02:09:01.000 Alright, we're going to do an 8.

02:09:06.000 I'm not saying, you know, you don't gotta change your standard.

02:09:09.000 I'm just saying, times change, you know?

02:09:11.000 And my generation is a lot fatter, so I've got fatter broads. 0.99

02:09:17.000 Also, I live in Wisconsin, and oh my god, Madison? 0.89

02:09:22.000 Girls go to Madison, and they come back nuts. 1.00

02:09:27.000 Madison is so fucking over the top. 1.00

02:09:31.000 Every single bumper sticker says faux news and some bullshit about stop bigotry with a picture of Trump. 0.99

02:09:37.000 Then there's one man, I've never, that's the only city I've ever been to where there's a one man protest. 0.89

02:09:42.000 Just a guy with a sign. 0.99

02:09:45.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

02:09:46.000 Creech. 1.00

02:09:50.000 Oh, man.

02:09:52.000 Girls will come back from college from Madison, and oh, my God.

02:09:56.000 I can't even talk with them anymore.

02:09:59.000 Oh, my God.

02:10:00.000 So annoying.

02:10:02.000 Do not let Madison let your interpretation of Wisconsin

02:10:07.000 I've camped out in northern Wisconsin.

02:10:10.000 I know it's a great state.

02:10:11.000 We've had a lot of fun up there.

02:10:12.000 But it's funny, when I talk to my wife's Indian relatives in Madison, they're like into Tommy Sotomayor and normal stuff. 1.00

02:10:20.000 They fucking hate these fake friends that are liberals who want to kiss their ass because they have nothing in common with them. 1.00

02:10:27.000 Indians like hunting and hanging out and drinking and trying to lose weight because they don't want to die of diabetes. 1.00

02:10:32.000 And liberals want to talk to them about racism and they're like, I don't know.

02:10:38.000 Anyway, thanks for calling, dude.

02:10:39.000 You're right. 1.00

02:10:40.000 It is a fucked up city. 1.00

02:10:43.000 Peace. 1.00

02:10:44.000 Yes.

02:10:45.000 Yes.

02:10:46.000 Yes.

02:10:47.000 How are we doing?

02:10:48.000 So the card's out.

02:10:49.000 The card's out.

02:10:49.000 We'll have to get it from the machines.

02:10:51.000 Yes.

02:10:52.000 We should have had a bigger card.

02:10:53.000 But that's all good.

02:10:54.000 But hurry up.

02:10:55.000 Let's finish the calls.

02:10:56.000 I want to get to the pub.

02:10:57.000 Oh, okay.

02:10:58.000 Do they keep adding up?

02:10:59.000 There's a couple more.

02:11:00.000 Yeah, one was just 50 seconds ago.

02:11:02.000 One's three minutes ago.

02:11:03.000 So these are coming in still.

02:11:06.000 This is YouTube Purge.

02:11:10.000 Hey Gavin and Ryan.

02:11:11.000 That's a good one to end on.

02:11:11.000 You were right about YouTube taking out Owen, and I was curious if you know of any more YouTube purges.

02:11:17.000 I heard they're going after Fuentes.

02:11:19.000 Do you know if they're going after you?

02:11:21.000 And by the way, Ryan, can you update your Patreon?

02:11:23.000 I'm probably one of like five subs you have left over there.

02:11:26.000 So, just thought I'd mention that.

02:11:28.000 I think I have an idea for it.

02:11:31.000 You have a Patreon?

02:11:32.000 Okay.

02:11:32.000 Yes.

02:11:33.000 I'm sorry about that. 1.00

02:11:34.000 What a loser. 0.98

02:11:34.000 It's a give me money fund, I think is what you called it? 0.98

02:11:38.000 Yes.

02:11:39.000 Help, please.

02:11:40.000 More gruel, sir.

02:11:41.000 Can I have some free money?

02:11:42.000 I used to provide content.

02:11:44.000 I only did it because you fired him.

02:11:46.000 It was only when Ryan was fake fired or whatever that was.

02:11:49.000 I should be off months ago, frankly, but I'm just, you know, I'm a sucker for the content.

02:11:54.000 How much do you pay him?

02:11:57.000 It's like, what, three bucks?

02:11:58.000 It's not, it doesn't make a dent in my bottom line, frankly, but you know, it's like... It's three bucks a month?

02:12:03.000 Yeah.

02:12:05.000 It's like, it's like doing a charitable deed. 0.99

02:12:07.000 I'm like, wow, I'm a good guy for, you know, giving Ryan some fucking cash. 0.98

02:12:10.000 Thank you. 0.98

02:12:10.000 But that's a third of what I ask for and I'm not a charity. 0.98

02:12:14.000 I provide, what, like 10 shows with hours of content every day?

02:12:19.000 Well, I don't know.

02:12:20.000 I mean, you could adjust your tier system.

02:12:22.000 I mean, 10 bucks is, I don't know.

02:12:23.000 I think that's a steal.

02:12:24.000 I don't have a problem with that, frankly.

02:12:25.000 I mean, I watch every day.

02:12:26.000 Jesus Christ.

02:12:28.000 To answer your question, sir, I was told that anyone InfoWars related or Proud Boys related is dead.

02:12:35.000 I've also heard that Nick Fuentes is on the chopping block.

02:12:38.000 Again, as I said earlier, I heard Steven Crowder just escaped because of the lawsuit.

02:12:44.000 I have heard that I'm not going to go immediately

02:12:48.000 Because of my litigious nature, but I don't know if that's true.

02:12:53.000 And I've heard that Milo is a dead man.

02:12:56.000 So he is trying to get all this free speech promo stuff out before he's shut down on December 10th.

02:13:02.000 Milo sounds positive. 0.95

02:13:03.000 He's a dead man.

02:13:04.000 My insiders I don't think have told me about Milo.

02:13:07.000 But anyway, thanks for calling.

02:13:09.000 I like you more than a friend.

02:13:10.000 We've got to end the show here.

02:13:11.000 We went about 15 minutes over.

02:13:14.000 The big picture here is that

02:13:18.000 Ideas are introduced to you as benevolent, good meaning gestures.

02:13:24.000 The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

02:13:26.000 So they say, we're going to get rid of the real super antisemitic cartoons that are ostracizing everyone.

02:13:31.000 And you go, all right.

02:13:32.000 I don't like that cartoon either.

02:13:34.000 That sounds okay.

02:13:36.000 And they start with that premise.

02:13:37.000 That's the Trojan horse premise.

02:13:40.000 And it does have merit.

02:13:41.000 And it has improved the little chats I'm in by getting rid of the freaks.

02:13:45.000 But then they take that and they say, look, we need a prison. 0.98

02:13:50.000 We're going to put it rapists, pedophiles, murderers and thieves in it. 0.98

02:13:54.000 And you go, OK, yeah, I don't want them around. 0.99

02:13:57.000 Now the prison is built.

02:13:59.000 Now the bad guys are in there, and now they start going, uh, that's Dinesh D'Souza.

02:14:03.000 He, uh, paid campaign contributions, but then encouraged someone else to pay for the same campaign contribution, and in that sense, he kind of doubled his campaign contribution.

02:14:14.000 Oh, really?

02:14:15.000 Throw him in jail. 0.77

02:14:17.000 That's Nasla Bakuli Nasla.

02:14:18.000 He did a Mohammed video, and it embarrassed Hillary Clinton and made Benghazi look bad.

02:14:23.000 So, we're gonna put it on him.

02:14:24.000 He's in jail.

02:14:26.000 Those are Proud Boys, Max Herr and Jon Kinsman.

02:14:29.000 The DNC is getting known as violent and there's this Jobs Not Mobs hashtag going around.

02:14:35.000 Throw them in jail.

02:14:36.000 Call it Felony Gang Assault and say it reminds you of 1930s Europe.

02:14:41.000 So what initially may have made a little bit of sense has become a tyrannical tool to reinforce a modern Salem witch trial. 0.98

02:14:48.000 And now we have innocent people being burned at the fucking stake, getting fired, having their entire careers decimated, being imprisoned! 0.99

02:14:58.000 being depersoned and in some cases being killed based on the bullshit lie that there is this looming Hitler this World War 3 that you need to prevent. 0.99

02:15:11.000 Well you are being manipulated and fascism has arrived but it's come in the name of anti-fascism which has been predicted we are 0.97

02:15:24.000 We are carrying out the revelations of the prophets and...

02:15:30.000 The real question is how to move forward from this.

02:15:33.000 And I think that one of the ways to move forward is freespeech.tv to have our own platforms where we can provide this content.

02:15:41.000 And in a sense, it's a form of hibernation.

02:15:44.000 I mean, I've got access to 15,000 subscribers now.

02:15:47.000 My YouTube videos were in the millions, but we will hibernate.

02:15:50.000 We will hide out and we will come back stronger than ever.

02:15:55.000 Because we have a fighting attitude and that's the only thing that lasts.

02:16:00.000 It's like the truth.

02:16:01.000 Lies run sprints. 1.00

02:16:02.000 The truth runs marathons.

02:16:04.000 So, get fired.

02:16:06.000 Get in trouble.

02:16:07.000 Be brave.

02:16:09.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 07, 2019

GOML LIVE #24 | EAT THE RICH

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