Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #27 - BOXING DAY

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes What's up, dudes?

00:00:33.000 Why does the boombox always do that?

00:00:35.000 Is it because it's a tape?

00:00:36.000 When you press the stop button, it's still like spinning.

00:00:39.000 Yeah.

00:00:39.000 Oh.

00:00:41.000 That's why.

00:00:42.000 That's not your generation. 0.94

00:00:44.000 When you stop a cassette, it has to wind down.

00:00:47.000 I grew up with cassettes.

00:00:48.000 Oh, you did?

00:00:49.000 Yeah.

00:00:49.000 Did you have a Sony Walkman?

00:00:51.000 Yeah.

00:00:52.000 Or some sort of Walkman.

00:00:53.000 Yeah, there was a bunch of different boxes.

00:00:54.000 I'm throwing away the Johnny Apple CBD Christmas giveaway.

00:00:58.000 It's Boxing Day, as we call it in Canada.

00:01:01.000 Where you box up your presents, I guess.

00:01:04.000 I don't know what the etymology is.

00:01:06.000 In England, too, right?

00:01:07.000 Yeah.

00:01:08.000 Is that why it's called Boxing Day? 1.00

00:01:09.000 Because you put your shit in boxes? 1.00

00:01:11.000 Maybe. 1.00

00:01:12.000 Look that up.

00:01:14.000 Look that up, Jamie.

00:01:15.000 Wow.

00:01:16.000 Wow, man.

00:01:18.000 Wow, that's crazy, man.

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00:01:53.000 That's Scottish for down. 0.91

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00:02:16.000 Thank you, Johnny Apple CBD.

00:02:20.000 So today isn't a real show.

00:02:23.000 We just don't want to rip you off.

00:02:25.000 So we came in and did a pre-tape.

00:02:27.000 We have some pre-taped calls coming in later on, some interesting stuff.

00:02:31.000 Of course, the Groipers have a lot to talk about.

00:02:37.000 But I wanted to take advantage of this.

00:02:39.000 We don't have a lot of time.

00:02:40.000 But I wanted to talk about all the letters we got.

00:02:47.000 You know?

00:02:48.000 Let's try to catch up on the mail.

00:02:50.000 I see.

00:02:50.000 We're so far behind.

00:02:53.000 Hundreds of letters.

00:02:54.000 Wait, wait, before we do that, do you have anything important to say?

00:02:58.000 Well, it's after Christmas now.

00:03:00.000 What is your favorite Christmas present?

00:03:03.000 Oh, well, I would have to say it is the $1,000 bonus that you have given to me.

00:03:11.000 Okay.

00:03:11.000 I wasn't asking for you to say that.

00:03:14.000 No, it really is.

00:03:15.000 That's all I got so far.

00:03:16.000 I mean, I can't predict.

00:03:17.000 Well, part of the joke would be you would guess.

00:03:20.000 Oh, probably.

00:03:21.000 Well, between the jet ski, the moped, I probably use the moped more, but the jet ski.

00:03:25.000 You got to store the jet ski.

00:03:26.000 I haven't thought about that.

00:03:27.000 I have a neighbor who's got like lakefront property.

00:03:31.000 Okay.

00:03:31.000 So I might just let him borrow it until like, I don't know.

00:03:34.000 We got to work it out.

00:03:34.000 But I'm very grateful for it.

00:03:36.000 Yeah.

00:03:37.000 I'm glad for my little cousin to work out all that money to get me that. 0.98

00:03:40.000 That's amazing.

00:03:40.000 Remember in Eastbound and Down where he goes, get off that?

00:03:44.000 And he goes, it's not a toy.

00:03:48.000 And then his brother goes, yeah, that's exactly what it is.

00:03:53.000 I love that show.

00:03:54.000 Oh, it's so good.

00:03:55.000 I don't like how my wife likes it, though. 0.69

00:03:57.000 I think she sees me as him.

00:03:59.000 Ouch.

00:04:00.000 Yeah.

00:04:00.000 It's not very flattering.

00:04:02.000 watch that.

00:04:14.000 I just realized I'm Stevie then.

00:04:15.000 Your eyes are giddy.

00:04:18.000 I'm Stevie.

00:04:19.000 Have you talked to that guy who wrote that song?

00:04:21.000 No.

00:04:23.000 He doesn't correspond with us?

00:04:25.000 He did a very good job.

00:04:26.000 It's amazing.

00:04:27.000 It's amazing.

00:04:29.000 Sweet.

00:04:29.000 He just appeared out of nowhere, made the most seminal part of our show, and then vanished into thin air.

00:04:34.000 Like a mic drop.

00:04:36.000 Like a dreamland.

00:04:36.000 He's like Peter Pan.

00:04:38.000 This is from Clem.

00:04:40.000 Do you think Truth Hurts by Lizzo sounds a lot like Black Beatles by Ray Sremrand? 0.57

00:04:48.000 If so, do you think Lizzo ripped them off?

00:04:50.000 Yeah, I already said that.

00:04:51.000 Yeah, it's a rap motif.

00:04:57.000 I'm loading them both up as I pontificate.

00:04:59.000 Why am I so much faster than you?

00:05:01.000 They're both up.

00:05:03.000 Which ones do you got up?

00:05:04.000 And they're sized for the screen.

00:05:07.000 Why am I great?

00:05:08.000 So they gotta be great.

00:05:09.000 Well, that's not sized for any screen, really.

00:05:12.000 Extra, extra loads.

00:05:14.000 for IMAX perhaps.

00:05:26.000 Nothing.

00:05:30.000 Yeah, the classic term of bad, absolutely. 1.00

00:05:32.000 You could have had a shitty bitch with a gun. 1.00

00:05:36.000 You could have had a bitch with an S on her butt. 1.00

00:05:40.000 With an S on her gut. 1.00

00:05:42.000 With an S on her gut.

00:05:44.000 Here comes. 0.92

00:05:46.000 Black girl's got some really big teeth. 1.00

00:05:50.000 Okay, now what's the other?

00:05:51.000 But this is more like the genre.

00:05:53.000 Yeah, it's a motif.

00:05:54.000 They all rip it up.

00:05:55.000 Like, another one is like, it's actually just like little motifs.

00:06:05.000 I dare to play that thing, sir.

00:06:08.000 I'm just gonna hold it.

00:06:15.000 It's coming up.

00:06:17.000 That girl is a real crowd, please. 1.00

00:06:20.000 Small world on the side.

00:06:22.000 No, she's an homage.

00:06:22.000 She even said that girl.

00:06:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:26.000 Yeah.

00:06:26.000 It's a shout out to him.

00:06:27.000 They do that a lot, though.

00:06:28.000 Rap is very good.

00:06:29.000 Also, I heard This other song on the radio the other day, and I think the way he says things moi gave me AIDS.

00:06:35.000 Be sure to watch it until the other guy does his verse. 0.98

00:06:38.000 I think he is legitimately retarded. 1.00

00:06:41.000 Wait a minute. 0.97

00:06:42.000 This is gonna be on YouTube. 1.00

00:06:43.000 Dude, we're gonna get totally shut down because of this shit. 0.98

00:06:48.000 Whamp, whamp, wham, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, and I'm all blurry. 0.99

00:06:52.000 Oh, now I'm back.

00:06:54.000 And we didn't use the what?

00:06:59.000 It actually doesn't matter.

00:07:00.000 Never mind.

00:07:01.000 The little logo?

00:07:02.000 The bug was not up?

00:07:04.000 I could use it, just I put that up.

00:07:05.000 All right, next letter.

00:07:06.000 This is from Steven. 0.99

00:07:10.000 Don't F with my mother effing president. 1.00

00:07:13.000 And I get this a lot. 0.99

00:07:14.000 People send me these ancient memes.

00:07:16.000 I've seen him a million times. 1.00

00:07:17.000 I'm going to tell you motherfucking niggas straight out the door. 1.00

00:07:19.000 Don't fuck with my motherfucking president. 1.00

00:07:22.000 Do you understand me, nigga? 1.00

00:07:26.000 Do you want to see that? 0.79

00:07:27.000 Yeah, sure.

00:07:28.000 This is the most ancient meme on earth, dude.

00:07:30.000 Thank you for sending that to me.

00:07:32.000 Ancient meme.

00:07:33.000 What takes you so long?

00:07:34.000 Just double-click on it.

00:07:35.000 No, it doesn't work.

00:07:38.000 Promise. 1.00

00:07:41.000 Now I'm just gonna tell you, motherfucking niggas straight out the dump. 1.00

00:07:45.000 Don't fuck with my motherfucking president. 1.00

00:07:49.000 Do you understand me? 1.00

00:07:50.000 Nigga, we riding with Donald Trump over here, niggas. 1.00

00:07:53.000 Draco, we ain't playing with you, motherfucking nigga. 1.00

00:07:57.000 You understand me? 1.00

00:07:58.000 Keep our motherfucking niggas. 1.00

00:07:59.000 Okay, enough, enough, enough. 1.00

00:08:01.000 Ancient news.

00:08:03.000 All right.

00:08:04.000 This is from Nicholas Suspiciously, BBC article.

00:08:08.000 See if you can join the dots vis-a-vis the names.

00:08:11.000 Then look at how it's reported.

00:08:13.000 It's like they hate that they have to report this.

00:08:15.000 It's like they're talking through bared teeth. 0.99

00:08:17.000 Yeah, I saw this story the other day, and I saw this inbred-looking Muslim is a cop and also a child rapist. 1.00

00:08:26.000 And I thought, imagine being so politically correct that you have inbred pedophiles on your force just to make people happy. 1.00

00:08:33.000 And then the BBC News goes, shit, this ticks off all of Tommy Robinson's boxes. 0.99

00:08:39.000 So this is how they write it. 0.99

00:08:40.000 Police officer Amjad Dita in group charged with sex offenses.

00:08:44.000 16 men, including men, just men, not Pakistani Muslim men.

00:08:48.000 16 men, including a police officer, have been charged with historical sex offenses against children.

00:08:54.000 West Yorkshire PC Amjad Dita, also known as Amjad Hussain, 35, has been charged with sexual touching.

00:09:00.000 He and 15 other men are charged with offenses against three girls in the Halifax area dating from 2006.

00:09:05.000 The includes Mr. Deeder, who was attached to West Yorkshire's police protective services operations.

00:09:12.000 Oh, minor detail.

00:09:14.000 See, he's the one protecting these innocent people from harm.

00:09:18.000 Was a serving officer at the time of the offence he has been accused of.

00:09:22.000 He has been suspended from duty, the aforesaid.

00:09:24.000 The 16 men, all from Halifax, will appear at blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:09:28.000 And then they list all the charges in a very bullet point way.

00:09:31.000 And notice there's no author's name with this, too.

00:09:35.000 That's kind of a British thing, though.

00:09:37.000 Okay, that was fun.

00:09:38.000 Good letter, Nick.

00:09:40.000 I hate the BBC so much.

00:09:42.000 He ends this letter in all caps with, I hate the BBC.

00:09:48.000 Gavin, please learn when not to use the word less when fewer should be used. 0.99

00:09:54.000 You make this mistake again and again, and it's making me want to kill you. 0.96

00:10:00.000 You claim you love the English language and want to preserve it, yet you massacre it on a daily basis, worse than two Cantonese women trying to sing rap songs. 0.99

00:10:11.000 I made up that part.

00:10:12.000 Half of that letter I'm saying.

00:10:15.000 Example, Ryan has less male influence, influence being something that's not countable, because he had fewer parents, parents being countable.

00:10:26.000 Not the best example, but you get the idea.

00:10:28.000 Love the show, Tom.

00:10:30.000 All right, Tom.

00:10:31.000 I did not know that, actually.

00:10:33.000 And from now on, we'll be more ardent about maintaining the validity of less and fewer.

00:10:40.000 Aren't we glad we're catching up on these letters?

00:10:42.000 So entertaining.

00:10:46.000 Knowledge is power.

00:10:48.000 Knowledge is power and power is boring.

00:10:50.000 Dode. 0.98

00:10:52.000 If you were a doad. 0.97

00:10:53.000 Let's say I was flapping and flopping around like a doad. 0.80

00:11:00.000 This one is from Shixpikixi.

00:11:05.000 Witch versus Space Wizard on Sky News talking about trans kids. 0.78

00:11:10.000 This is the UK under a conservative government. 1.00

00:11:14.000 And a tranny complains to the police because a pornographer won't fuck it because it still has a penis. 1.00

00:11:20.000 I remember that one. 1.00

00:11:21.000 That story was big.

00:11:24.000 And then it has Jamie Windust, who's sitting there. 0.98

00:11:27.000 Will you fucking pull this up already? 1.00

00:11:31.000 Holy shit, you're torpid. 1.00

00:11:33.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:11:40.000 Waiting, waiting. 0.99

00:11:42.000 Well, I don't think we should be providing this treatment to children at all.

00:11:46.000 I think it's irresponsible and inappropriate.

00:11:49.000 It's an untested and uncontrolled experiment on these young people.

00:11:53.000 Young people are coming out in numbers as they've never come out before.

00:11:56.000 We need to ask why.

00:11:58.000 The demographic is very different.

00:12:00.000 Traditionally, transsexualism has been male to female.

00:12:04.000 Suddenly, most of these are girls. 0.94

00:12:06.000 None of these questions are answered.

00:12:08.000 Instead, a process seems to happen by which promises are made to these young children and they're not delivered.

00:12:14.000 And then we're wondering why we have a mental health crisis amongst them.

00:12:18.000 But on the subject of mental health, Debbie, for a child who identifies as trans, what impact does going through puberty have on their mental health?

00:12:29.000 Well, it's what puberty is.

00:12:31.000 Puberty is part of our natural development as human beings.

00:12:33.000 Can you zoom out a bit so we can see the difference between people?

00:12:35.000 I went through puberty.

00:12:36.000 But we're saying to these children, you have a choice about going through puberty.

00:12:40.000 you can go through puberty or not.

00:12:42.000 Never before in history have we ever placed...

00:12:48.000 So just zoom out within that window.

00:12:51.000 There you go.

00:12:55.000 We're still missing this.

00:12:56.000 Is Sky London going to shut us down?

00:12:58.000 So wait, what does this say?

00:13:00.000 35 psychologists have.

00:13:02.000 Get rid of me.

00:13:03.000 35 psychologists have resigned from Children's Gender Identity Service in the last three years.

00:13:09.000 35. 1.00

00:13:11.000 Isn't it funny how that weirdo trans guy with a penis and tits is the voice of reason? 1.00

00:13:20.000 Why do they never talk about anything else like math and weather? 1.00

00:13:23.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:23.000 It's always about their balls. 0.99

00:13:25.000 Jamie Windust is here to defend teen sex changes. 0.99

00:13:30.000 But first, let's hear from the voice of reason, my drunk uncle, Johnny Winters.

00:13:36.000 On such young people, these are adult decisions which we're asking children to make.

00:13:41.000 We would never give these children the chance to have a tattoo and make those decisions.

00:13:45.000 The Leavesinger of Tanges are my exact decisions which will affect their fertility.

00:13:50.000 We heard about Leo in the film.

00:13:53.000 Their fertility, they can be sterilized and on medication for life. 0.97

00:13:57.000 And these are very young pubescent children.

00:14:00.000 Jamie, it's too much too soon.

00:14:03.000 I think what is really important is to know the cause.

00:14:07.000 Why?

00:14:07.000 What happened?

00:14:08.000 Can we take in that face, please?

00:14:10.000 What face? 0.99

00:14:11.000 Can we take in what the fuck we're looking at right now? 1.00

00:14:14.000 The other lady? 0.99

00:14:15.000 No.

00:14:15.000 Should I rewind?

00:14:16.000 Nope.

00:14:17.000 Jamie Windust.

00:14:18.000 Jamie Windust.

00:14:19.000 Allow me to just eat a giant Jamie Windust cupcake.

00:14:24.000 I don't think I'm picking up what you're putting down.

00:14:26.000 What do you see? 0.99

00:14:27.000 The glasses are ridiculous. 0.98

00:14:29.000 You're right. 0.98

00:14:30.000 It's like when Larry Barnes calls me Mayor of Cupcake Phil.

00:14:34.000 This is the Mayor of Cupcake Phil.

00:14:34.000 That's the mayor.

00:14:36.000 Where's the top hat, Mayor?

00:14:37.000 Oh my God, I got to get a picture of that.

00:14:40.000 Your Honor.

00:14:41.000 Look at the Mayor of Cupcake Phil.

00:14:43.000 That looks like Nate over his Dream Girl.

00:14:45.000 Oh, my God. 0.98

00:14:47.000 I bet he takes the train home, too, and people are like, yo, fucking kidding me, all you might? 0.98

00:14:51.000 He goes. 0.91

00:14:52.000 And then he gets home and he cries and he makes a video about harassment.

00:14:57.000 I was just attacked on the train, ridiculed.

00:15:00.000 I felt very unsafe.

00:15:02.000 Yeah, because you dressed up in the funniest costume I've ever seen, including all my 49 Halloweens.

00:15:10.000 My sexual preference is space aliens.

00:15:12.000 Jamie, wind dust.

00:15:15.000 How?

00:15:17.000 And by the way, it's not wind dust.

00:15:19.000 It's wind dust.

00:15:20.000 Wind dust.

00:15:21.000 Like when you win dusty. 1.00

00:15:23.000 What a fucking prat. 0.99

00:15:26.000 When I was playing Blackjack, I had a real bad losing streak, so I had to put some wind dust on me to win more. 1.00

00:15:32.000 Jesus Christ.

00:15:33.000 That's my girlfriend. 1.00

00:15:35.000 She's clearly just a big one. 1.00

00:15:38.000 Whatever happened to him, huh?

00:15:40.000 Yeah, we lost him.

00:15:41.000 He stopped communicating with us, didn't he?

00:15:42.000 I'm sad about it.

00:15:43.000 All right, let's hear what Jamie Windus.

00:15:46.000 And let me just tell you what Jamie Windus has to say.

00:15:48.000 Obviously, there are complications with having puberty blockers and medication, but we are dealing with a crisis at hand.

00:15:56.000 We are dealing with an alarming suicide rate.

00:15:59.000 And if we don't do something and try to help these children, then it'll be much worse off for them.

00:16:06.000 So we're trying to help people become okay with their identity.

00:16:10.000 That's really what we're about here, is helping people to be okay.

00:16:14.000 And I don't think that's a crime.

00:16:18.000 With these situations, puberty blockers are not supplied to young people before they enter puberty.

00:16:24.000 You still have to be 16.

00:16:25.000 You still need parental or guardian consent.

00:16:28.000 So there's still a lot of rigidity.

00:16:30.000 I don't think that's true.

00:16:31.000 Why would you take a puberty blocker when you're 16?

00:16:35.000 When you're a third of the way or whatever it is, done that.

00:16:39.000 I've read that it starts pre-pubescence.

00:16:44.000 That makes sense.

00:16:45.000 Like 10, 11, 12 year olds.

00:16:46.000 So you block something, isn't it?

00:16:47.000 Blocking puberty.

00:16:49.000 Oh, that's why they call it that.

00:16:50.000 Is this a thing that they do where they just lie?

00:16:52.000 Maybe.

00:16:54.000 Of assessment from their GIT.

00:16:57.000 How do you go to all of that?

00:16:58.000 It's not like mundane.

00:17:00.000 But the puberty blocker is not prescribed at an earlier point to stop puberty and then the hormones prescribed at the age of 16.

00:17:06.000 So through that process, for example, with the Flagstock Centre, they assess based on your personal experience.

00:17:12.000 I think what tends to happen in these circumstances is that a transition, for example, is seen as one path that is blanket for everyone.

00:17:21.000 And there are so many different ways to be trans.

00:17:24.000 You don't even have to medically transition and you can still be trans.

00:17:27.000 So I think this kind of blocks.

00:17:28.000 So he just reversed it.

00:17:30.000 He said, oh, they're not given until you're a teen.

00:17:32.000 Well, no, that's the hormones. 0.97

00:17:34.000 The puberty blockers block puberty.

00:17:36.000 So they start before that.

00:17:38.000 I think there's so many different areas you can do.

00:17:41.000 Some people don't use medication at all.

00:17:44.000 Yeah, we're not talking about them, clearly. 1.00

00:17:47.000 God, these fucking aliens suck at logic. 1.00

00:17:49.000 How did you make it to Earth? 1.00

00:17:51.000 How did you control your spaceship?

00:17:53.000 I'm surprised you know how to drive a spaceship.

00:17:54.000 It doesn't run on logic.

00:17:55.000 It runs on mechanical stuff.

00:17:57.000 Were you a stowaway on your spacecraft?

00:18:00.000 No.

00:18:00.000 I don't think your other aliens would be very impressed knowing that you were on TV speaking to earthlings.

00:18:05.000 You're ignorant. 0.99

00:18:07.000 Get policy that all trans young people are going through this journey. 1.00

00:18:12.000 No one's saying that.

00:18:12.000 My transition is from boy to boy, George.

00:18:15.000 It's not correct.

00:18:16.000 It's not what's actually happening.

00:18:19.000 Oh, okay.

00:18:21.000 Oh, that was a great defense.

00:18:24.000 So we say it's wrong to give kids puberty blockers.

00:18:26.000 And they said, no, all kids are getting puberty blockers.

00:18:29.000 Yeah.

00:18:30.000 Murder is wrong.

00:18:31.000 Not all people are being murdered. 0.99

00:18:33.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:18:36.000 All right. 1.00

00:18:37.000 Let's do the next letter.

00:18:38.000 That was fun, by the way.

00:18:40.000 Thank you for that.

00:18:41.000 Youngest transgender. 0.96

00:18:42.000 This model is 25, became the youngest transgender person at 15, claims she's a victim of transphobia after pornographer refused to have her sex with her because she has venous. 0.94

00:18:51.000 Yeah, that's ancient news. 0.58

00:18:52.000 That's from back in October.

00:18:54.000 That's why I didn't cover that.

00:18:55.000 Who that?

00:18:59.000 Okay, this is a very hurtful one.

00:19:03.000 Okay, I'm ready.

00:19:05.000 It says the direction we're going in is wrong, basically.

00:19:07.000 What direction?

00:19:08.000 Well, we have been doing, for the holidays, we've been doing a lot of video coverage, viral videos.

00:19:13.000 In fact, the January 2nd one is all.

00:19:15.000 Oh, no, it's not all. 0.51

00:19:16.000 It's about the 19 most clowniest moments. 0.99

00:19:19.000 This is written by Fag, by the way. 0.99

00:19:20.000 That's what it is. 0.99

00:19:21.000 Sure. 0.93

00:19:22.000 Gavin, for the love of God, please stop playing all the shitty clips you make fun of for way, way Longer than needed. 0.99

00:19:31.000 Like the stupid comedian librarian on your 100th show, why did we have to watch the entire thing? 1.00

00:19:37.000 Even five seconds of that dumb cunt was enough to make my blood boil. 1.00

00:19:42.000 We get it. 1.00

00:19:42.000 These people are morons and they suck. 1.00

00:19:44.000 So make fun of them quickly and get them off the screen. 1.00

00:19:47.000 You're making me fast forward through that shit and I miss out on your witty banter. 0.99

00:19:51.000 Be better. 0.99

00:19:55.000 Okay, that sounds like a valid criticism.

00:19:58.000 And I did sense that I was going really long on her, but that was kind of the vibe with that one.

00:20:04.000 Like, remember the Iron Man episode?

00:20:07.000 That sucked.

00:20:08.000 But in retrospect, I'm glad it's there. 1.00

00:20:10.000 Like, sometimes we go through videos, and then sometimes we just want to watch that shit show. 1.00

00:20:10.000 Right. 1.00

00:20:15.000 And by the way, we should have watched the entire thing because at the end, she ties in my boyfriend, Alex Jones, and Shark Tank. 0.95

00:20:24.000 And she does a whole weird, totally unfunny, poem about, like, getting raped by Mark Cuban and Alex Jones.

00:20:32.000 And it's live on Shark Tank.

00:20:33.000 And they're all drooling and throwing money everywhere. 0.83

00:20:36.000 And it was just like a really bizarre, sexually sadistic poem.

00:20:41.000 It's worth watching.

00:20:42.000 Poem.

00:20:44.000 Did I do my, I did my first sponsor read, right?

00:20:46.000 Yeah.

00:20:47.000 Yes, absolutely.

00:20:48.000 All right.

00:20:49.000 Running out of time here.

00:20:50.000 We got to take some calls.

00:20:51.000 Let's talk to Mike for a second.

00:20:53.000 Glitterbomb 2.

00:20:55.000 They actually made a Glitter Bomb 2 video, right?

00:20:57.000 Time for the holidays, and it's even more fake than the last.

00:21:00.000 I'm drunk.

00:21:00.000 Check it out.

00:21:01.000 Now, as you recall, there was a guy who built a glitter bomb to catch thieves, and it was clearly...

00:21:11.000 Amazon trying to discourage package stealing.

00:21:16.000 And I purport that they are paying this guy to pretend that he makes suicide.

00:21:24.000 Suicide. 0.98

00:21:25.000 Glitter bombs. 1.00

00:21:26.000 Suicide belts. 1.00

00:21:28.000 It blows up when you steal his shit. 1.00

00:21:30.000 It's just way too expensive, way too much technology, way too well funded. 1.00

00:21:35.000 This is not a guy fooling around.

00:21:36.000 So I caught him the first time and I said glitter bomb is fake and I proved it and he's here for round two.

00:21:44.000 Glitter bomb, glitter bomb. 1.00

00:21:45.000 Glitter along with some other nasty surprises.

00:21:48.000 But what he doesn't know is that this is a new and improved custom-built bait package that is recording him on four different cameras that just released a pound of the world's finest glitter along with some other nasty surprises.

00:22:00.000 What the f?

00:22:02.000 But to understand how we got to this point, we need to go back one and a half years. 1.00

00:22:07.000 When we caught you lying, you're a liar, dude. 0.95

00:22:11.000 Packaged from my porch, and the police wouldn't do anything about it, even with the video footage, which made me sad. 0.99

00:22:16.000 And so dreams are.

00:22:17.000 What are they supposed to do?

00:22:18.000 Go track her down?

00:22:20.000 Inspiration from one of my childhood heroes.

00:22:22.000 I decided to make a bait package to lure would-be thieves, and the internet seemed to like it.

00:22:27.000 Remember the it's all coming back to me now.

00:22:29.000 Remember the way we solved it was the batteries.

00:22:32.000 There's no way that the batteries would last long enough. 0.89

00:22:35.000 And they had this really bad actor, this black woman, that was like, oh my god, that's so crazy. 1.00

00:22:40.000 There's glitter in my car. 0.99

00:22:41.000 Woo, it stinks real bad.

00:22:44.000 There's a font spray.

00:22:45.000 PU.

00:22:46.000 I don't like font sprays.

00:22:47.000 I'm never stealing again.

00:22:48.000 Wow, this is well, this is well done.

00:22:50.000 This is two thumbs way down on stealing.

00:22:53.000 I'm done.

00:22:54.000 And then I noticed in a new update, they had cut her out or him out.

00:23:00.000 And then he released a statement saying, it's come to my attention that some of the people in my video were being less than what?

00:23:09.000 Some of them were actors and some of them were thieves.

00:23:11.000 What? 1.00

00:23:12.000 Oh, you mean all of them were actors and you're a fucking liar? 1.00

00:23:16.000 Best efforts. 1.00

00:23:18.000 1.7 million packages are either stolen or go missing every day.

00:23:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:25.000 Hello?

00:23:26.000 Hello, Macaulay Colkin.

00:23:28.000 Kulkin?

00:23:29.000 Wow, Amazon's got a great budget.

00:23:32.000 Go ahead to see the reactions, these guys, these fake reactions.

00:23:38.000 I bet every one of these thieves is on IMDb.

00:23:42.000 Operation Bud Trumpet initiated.

00:23:47.000 Oh, you fing, alright, alright, we fing get it.

00:23:54.000 Okay. 1.00

00:23:56.000 Smells like fing shit in here. 0.99

00:23:59.000 And in the middle of all this, something happened that I still can't wrap my head around. 0.99

00:24:04.000 One of the volunteers we sent a package to, who obviously knows my channel and follows me on social media, who I even interviewed to make sure he seemed legit, decided it would be a good idea to steal my package from me and never had any intention of either putting it out on his porch or sending it back to us.

00:24:20.000 After a week of us being really nice and trying to work with him, he effectively admitted as such and then blocked and ghosted me.

00:24:28.000 And it's just like, bro, if you're gonna steal.

00:24:32.000 Oh my god.

00:24:33.000 I hate that. 1.00

00:24:33.000 I hate you and your stupid experiment. 1.00

00:24:37.000 And someone fuck with you and you're trying to make that part of the video. 1.00

00:24:41.000 No, that just didn't work out. 0.99

00:24:42.000 This is fair.

00:24:43.000 Drop it.

00:24:44.000 From someone.

00:24:46.000 Don't pick the dude who just spent a year and a half of his life avenging the theft of a $5 Amazon package.

00:24:53.000 If I'm willing to get that petty over something I could easily reorder, what do you think I'm going to do to the guy?

00:24:58.000 Do we got any more reactions?

00:25:01.000 Or is it all this for just one?

00:25:05.000 Go to 1448.

00:25:07.000 Let me see.

00:25:08.000 Okay, go back.

00:25:09.000 Let's see how fake this is.

00:25:12.000 Can I just interrupt this full video, by the way?

00:25:14.000 And how are we doing for time?

00:25:17.000 Well, we have about 26 minutes.

00:25:21.000 Okay.

00:25:23.000 I don't get stealing Amazon packages.

00:25:26.000 I don't think it's real.

00:25:27.000 No, but in general, it does exist, but I don't understand it.

00:25:31.000 Like, when I think about the stuff I ordered, one of the last things I ordered was a screwdriver that has, it's called a T10, I think.

00:25:40.000 And it's got like a sort of a serrated exterior with a hole in the middle and a dot.

00:25:46.000 And it's these weird hexagonal screws that go in the base of a leatherman.

00:25:52.000 And my leatherman seemed a little loose on one side.

00:25:54.000 So I bought that because it's the only thing I couldn't find.

00:25:57.000 I don't have any tool that will do something With such a weird opening.

00:26:01.000 I mean, I'm already boring you talking about this.

00:26:03.000 So, I don't, even if you're a junkie and you stole that from my house and sold it, it's like a $12 tool.

00:26:10.000 But very few people want this tool.

00:26:13.000 I'll likely never use it again until I die.

00:26:16.000 It was a one-time use.

00:26:16.000 I could throw it out.

00:26:18.000 I'm never gonna, I've never seen a screw like that before.

00:26:21.000 It's like a don't, it's like a cog with a hole, a little pin in the middle.

00:26:27.000 So you steal that from me?

00:26:29.000 Or like during Christmas, you steal a toy for my son.

00:26:33.000 My son's six.

00:26:34.000 He has very specific tastes.

00:26:36.000 How are you going to find someone with a kid that same age with those same tastes?

00:26:40.000 And then clothes, I mean, you don't have to worry about your suitcase getting stolen at the airport because the thief isn't going to have your size.

00:26:50.000 So I don't.

00:26:51.000 It's like stealing shoes.

00:26:52.000 They're not going to fit.

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:54.000 You know what I mean?

00:26:55.000 It's not like people are ordering gold bars.

00:26:59.000 Okay, we got.

00:27:00.000 I'm losing my ability to speak.

00:27:02.000 However, didn't make the call.

00:27:06.000 Surprise, mother...

00:27:07.000 Surprise, mother...

00:27:14.000 Wow, he landed right in that chair perfectly!

00:27:24.000 What the f!

00:27:27.000 Whoa! 0.96

00:27:30.000 F that, bro.

00:27:34.000 That did not just happen.

00:27:36.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:27:37.000 Damn, I was just about to like try to find this dude, too. 1.00

00:27:40.000 Damn. 1.00

00:27:43.000 15. 0.99

00:27:44.000 14.

00:27:45.000 13.

00:27:48.000 We thought we killed myself.

00:27:53.000 That's fing funny.

00:27:55.000 Three.

00:27:57.000 So they, what do you think?

00:27:58.000 They get paid, like, three grand and they have to sign a waiver saying they won't tell anyone about this?

00:28:03.000 Maybe something like that.

00:28:04.000 Yeah.

00:28:14.000 Hello?

00:28:15.000 So it's police chatter, fart spray.

00:28:19.000 So boring.

00:28:20.000 God, it's boring being lied to, isn't it?

00:28:22.000 Do you find there's actual cops in this fake thing?

00:28:25.000 You know, the cops come out of the box.

00:28:27.000 You just add water.

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00:29:46.000 All right, let's get some callers on the Lesign. 0.98

00:29:50.000 Oh, yeah, we just got to sign out with these losers. 1.00

00:29:55.000 Are you gonna get rich, die trying, or get lost? 1.00

00:29:59.000 *Music*

00:30:05.000 Who that?

00:30:08.000 Who that is?

00:30:09.000 Who that?

00:30:10.000 Who do that, that, that?

00:30:13.000 Let's see who that.

00:30:15.000 Hey, this is Gator Boy.

00:30:18.000 What's up, Gator?

00:30:21.000 Gator, you're going to need to hold on one second.

00:30:22.000 Go ahead, Gator.

00:30:23.000 Go ahead.

00:30:29.000 What you doing?

00:30:30.000 Gator, you're on!

00:30:33.000 I'm going to drop you.

00:30:35.000 Alright, we got Joseph instead.

00:30:38.000 Hello?

00:30:39.000 Hey! 0.99

00:30:40.000 Hey, how's it going, guys?

00:30:42.000 What's up, Gavin?

00:30:44.000 How are you?

00:30:45.000 I haven't seen you in a couple years, actually.

00:30:47.000 Haven't seen you since I lived in New York.

00:30:48.000 But I just wanted to call and kind of ask you a couple questions about the Gross and the demographic change and stuff that they've been largely bringing up at these turning point events.

00:31:01.000 I've seen that Milo seems to be a little bit more sympathetic to them than you have been typically.

00:31:06.000 I don't know too much.

00:31:07.000 You haven't said a ton of stuff about them.

00:31:09.000 But I just want to know what the major opposition that you have to them is.

00:31:12.000 I've heard about the Boomers stuff. 0.71

00:31:15.000 I think you kind of misunderstand where we're coming from on that.

00:31:17.000 I'd like to give you a little bit of a clarification on that later on, if you can.

00:31:23.000 But I was just curious, what's your problem with the Groiper's system?

00:31:27.000 My problem is racial identity politics.

00:31:30.000 Yes, I will concede that in Virginia, for example, pulling in a bunch of illegal aliens has turned that state Democrat because they make them vote DNC.

00:31:42.000 The same thing is going to happen.

00:31:43.000 Well, the same thing's already happened, but they're furthering the leftist vote in New York by giving illegal aliens driver's licenses.

00:31:52.000 But this obsession with white genocide and whites becoming a minority is decades away, and I guess it might be a problem, yes, if we don't instill Western values with every person who comes in here. 0.98

00:32:07.000 But the real issue at hand is ideas-based, and getting stuck in whites becoming extinct or getting stuck in the idea that gays are somehow bad for society and all this shit is going to split the right and lose us the election. 0.98

00:32:30.000 Okay, so those are the objections. 0.98

00:32:33.000 And that's kind of what I was curious about because I don't think that anybody is saying that we're preserving our race because we believe our race is better.

00:32:42.000 I think the whole idea is, and you're pretty into fashion, so I think you kind of understand what I'm saying in this analogy, is that when we look at a country, a country is there's people that wear the country the best, and that's usually the founding stock of the country.

00:32:56.000 So I would actually include African Americans in this who wears America sort of thing, because they're the ones that culturally create it, whatever. 0.99

00:33:03.000 And it doesn't matter where the immigrants are from. 0.77

00:33:05.000 It seems like in most cases, they generally aren't conservative.

00:33:08.000 And when they are conservatives, they're more of a let's conserve the Constitution type of thing rather than let's conserve Western civilization, let's conserve Western values and things like that.

00:33:18.000 So to me, I've always been concerned about that.

00:33:21.000 And the other thing you said about gays being bad for society, I mean, I think that's pretty self-explanatory considering the AIDS epidemic, considering all the other things that you've actually said about gay people in the past.

00:33:31.000 So that's where I'm curious about.

00:33:33.000 But what about conservative gays, conservative blacks, conservative Hispanics?

00:33:39.000 Well, I look at people like Rob Smith. 1.00

00:33:41.000 I think that's a perfect example of like somebody who's going to be going out there and saying, well, if you have a problem with me having anal sex with my male partner, then you don't have a place in the conservative movement. 0.99

00:33:52.000 It's the current year. 0.99

00:33:53.000 We've got to move forward.

00:33:54.000 So, you know what I mean?

00:33:55.000 I mean, it's just kind of this way.

00:33:56.000 And this tends to be how gays work. 0.99

00:33:58.000 Me and Brandon Stracha got into it big time on the internet. 0.98

00:34:02.000 He actually supported me getting fired because I said that most gay people that I've met were narcissistic.

00:34:08.000 Chadwick Moore knows about this. 0.86

00:34:10.000 I mean, like, it's just the things that are going on right now, it seems like with gay conservatives, is they're complicit in cancel culture when it doesn't serve their interests. 0.92

00:34:19.000 Milo, obviously.

00:34:20.000 I like Milo.

00:34:21.000 Lots of people are complicit in cancel culture when it doesn't.

00:34:25.000 What's your name or your first name?

00:34:26.000 Where are you from?

00:34:29.000 Joseph Enders.

00:34:30.000 I host Far Right or Far Wrong on YouTube.

00:34:32.000 I'm from Chicago.

00:34:33.000 Ah, okay.

00:34:34.000 Yeah, you know, Pat Buchanan said who would assimilate better, a thousand Englishmen or a thousand Zulus? 1.00

00:34:41.000 And he took a lot of flack for that.

00:34:43.000 But he was right.

00:34:44.000 A thousand Englishmen would adhere much better than a thousand Zulus. 1.00

00:34:49.000 And yes, the left importing Hispanics just to get DNC votes is going to change this country and could change this country permanently if they only started giving citizenship to illegals to the tune of 50, 100 million. 0.90

00:35:07.000 We're already at 30 million.

00:35:08.000 it's conceivable.

00:35:09.000 I just think the gay thing is, But otherwise, these are traps the left lays out for us. 1.00

00:35:24.000 The reason they pushed Pete Buttigig is so you'd call him a faggot, and then you could be the bigot, and that's the end of the debate. 0.99

00:35:31.000 There's merit to all of these arguments, but we're getting stuck in the mud with them. 0.99

00:35:37.000 Talking about Israel all the time and the money that goes there.

00:35:40.000 Focus on bringing our troops home as opposed to, you know, what's it called, BDS?

00:35:47.000 It's a matter of priorities is what I'm saying.

00:35:51.000 Yeah, the boycotting Israeli products.

00:35:56.000 Oh, like I said, I think that there's plenty of grounds for criticizing Israeli actions and stuff like that. 0.85

00:36:06.000 I don't necessarily think that there's any warrants for an unjustified hatred for Jewish people or anything like that.

00:36:13.000 I don't think there's a problem with pointing out the power that prominent left-wing secular Jews have in the media and entertainment, though.

00:36:25.000 I mean, it's no doubt that these people are in charge of these institutions.

00:36:29.000 I don't think it's wrong to point out that giving an annual loan of $3.8 billion only to forgive it so they don't have to pay it back every year is a great way to give aid.

00:36:41.000 It's not how we give aid to other countries.

00:36:43.000 I mean, you know, so I look at these different things and I feel like these are okay arguments to have.

00:36:48.000 I think they're okay to bring up.

00:36:49.000 And I think that it's a very important thing to bring up, especially when we have this new bill that like, what was it?

00:36:56.000 I can't remember his name.

00:36:57.000 Donald Trump, sorry, I do remember his name, Donald Trump signed, where he was saying that campus anti-Semitism, they're now considered a nationality and an ethnicity and all these things.

00:37:07.000 And now they're going to use all these hate speech laws and hate crimes against them.

00:37:11.000 And, you know, I just look at things like that, and that kind of makes me worry about the future of conservatives and if they actually do care about free speech as much as you do.

00:37:20.000 Right.

00:37:20.000 Well, he was trying to prevent BDS and secular Jews turned against him and even made that anti-Semitic.

00:37:27.000 But look, it's all a matter of priorities.

00:37:30.000 Racial identity politics and bitching about Israel has its say, but it's not what our focus should be right now.

00:37:38.000 Our focus should be winning 2020, minimizing the government, and not wasting our time with this petty infighting.

00:37:44.000 If there's one thing the left has always had over the right, it's unity.

00:37:47.000 They'll take any Tom, Dick, and Harry to a fault. 0.99

00:37:50.000 Like, I think they regret inviting trans aboard because they're realizing now how mentally ill they all are. 1.00

00:37:56.000 Disproportionately. 0.98

00:37:57.000 But we have the opposite problem.

00:37:59.000 We're constantly nitpicking.

00:38:00.000 Like, Ben Shapiro and I probably wouldn't get along at a party, but he's got a lot of merit.

00:38:06.000 He's got a lot to say.

00:38:07.000 He's got a lot to do to help wake up young people to the dangers of the government.

00:38:12.000 That's all I care about right now.

00:38:14.000 When we gain more traction, we can be more divisive.

00:38:19.000 And I guess my question to that is at what point do we view these people that are doing these negative things, including Ben Shapiro, who's lied about Milo Yiannopoulos, who lies, who straw man Nick Fuentis when he was describing him, saying that he wanted him dead or all these other things when he's clearly being satirical and joking around.

00:38:39.000 And Sebastian Gorica saying that he should be banned from Twitter, partaking in cancel culture once again.

00:38:46.000 I mean, I see these things and I'm just like, should we be getting behind these people?

00:38:50.000 Or should we be just because they bring in some more conservatives?

00:38:55.000 Or are we just going to let them get away with this sort of thing?

00:38:57.000 And I guess that's what I'm asking.

00:39:00.000 And I don't think there's a reason to have a problem with the gripers for pointing that out.

00:39:04.000 Yeah, well, you got to, your priorities should be different.

00:39:07.000 Ben Shapiro should be at the bottom of your hit list.

00:39:12.000 Anyway, this is getting tedious.

00:39:14.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:39:15.000 Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, sorry.

00:39:16.000 Thanks for calling.

00:39:16.000 Sorry, sorry.

00:39:19.000 Point's tiring talking to Groipers, isn't it? 1.00

00:39:22.000 Well, I could tell he was one.

00:39:25.000 He was like a Groiper because they talk very fast because Nick talks very fast. 0.99

00:39:28.000 I just watched a show the other day.

00:39:30.000 And yeah, I mean, that's a guy that if you listen to for a long time, you're going to be talking really fast.

00:39:35.000 I mean, there's a lot of things you could talk about, but you know, a lot of guys he's going to be doing a lot of things can't be doing.

00:39:39.000 It kind of speeds you up a little bit, but.

00:39:43.000 All right, do we got another caller?

00:39:44.000 Yep.

00:39:45.000 I'm trying to.

00:39:47.000 So this guy was muted.

00:39:49.000 Gator boy, I want you here.

00:39:51.000 Why'd you mute him then?

00:39:53.000 Because he wasn't talking, and then he made me look like it was my fault.

00:39:57.000 Okay.

00:39:57.000 And then I had to patch the other guy through just to show that.

00:39:59.000 Gator Boy.

00:40:01.000 All right, Gator.

00:40:02.000 Yeah, your second chance, bro.

00:40:03.000 Second chance.

00:40:04.000 Sorry.

00:40:04.000 Hey, his name is Sean.

00:40:07.000 Sean, talk to us, please.

00:40:11.000 Hi.

00:40:12.000 Hi.

00:40:12.000 Hey, I had a question.

00:40:15.000 I'm down with your opinion that trans folks are mentally ill-gays, but now I'm dealing with it with my teenage stepdaughter. 1.00

00:40:23.000 And I have no idea what to fucking do because the whole mentally ill-gay angle just doesn't work with family. 1.00

00:40:30.000 Right. 1.00

00:40:32.000 Man, you got a problem, dude. 1.00

00:40:35.000 Fuck yeah, I do. 1.00

00:40:37.000 How long have you been in her life? 1.00

00:40:41.000 Since she was about a year old.

00:40:43.000 So it's your daughter? 1.00

00:40:46.000 Well, she lives with her single drunken fucking bar hopping father. 1.00

00:40:51.000 But yeah, she spends every summer and every Christmas and every spring holiday with us. 1.00

00:40:57.000 So yeah, more or less.

00:40:58.000 Oh, I see.

00:40:59.000 So that's different.

00:41:01.000 Wow, that's a real mess.

00:41:02.000 And how old is she?

00:41:05.000 14.

00:41:07.000 I mean, it's hard enough. 0.99

00:41:08.000 So she just hit high school and she just did the whole, oh, I'm rebelling and I'm going to cut my tits off, you know, because I can't be like my parents. 0.99

00:41:20.000 Yeah, part of me says, you know, don't rock the boat. 0.99

00:41:23.000 You're going to lose her like that guy in Texas did.

00:41:26.000 But on the other hand, you got to die with your boots on, you know, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 1.00

00:41:32.000 So you just have to, I don't see how you cannot tell her that there's only two genders and she should, before she does something drastic like cut her tits off, try being gay. 1.00

00:41:46.000 Try being an 18-year-old gay for a while. 1.00

00:41:48.000 You can't get a tattoo till you're 18. 0.86

00:41:51.000 You can't drink till you're 21, but you can remove parts of your body when you're 14.

00:41:56.000 Maybe introduce her to the TERF movement, where these lesbians are saying, stop massacring women based on the misunderstanding that they're just men trapped in a woman's body. 0.90

00:42:09.000 Maybe another thing you could do is tell her, that's what the radical jihadists do in Saudi Arabia. 0.99

00:42:14.000 They make you get a sex change so they can keep their gay numbers at zero and say, no, that's not a gay, that's a woman. 1.00

00:42:24.000 Well, I mean, that's interesting, but I hate to gamble with somebody else's life, you know? 1.00

00:42:31.000 I mean, I've been fired for saying the fucking wage gap was bullshit. 0.99

00:42:37.000 But that's me I'm gambling with. 0.99

00:42:39.000 Well, what are your options here when you think about it? 1.00

00:42:42.000 It's either sit back and let her cut her tits off or try to stop her. 1.00

00:42:49.000 Yeah, so far I've been bet with stonewalling for try to stop her. 1.00

00:42:54.000 Stoned all the angle to try to get in. 0.99

00:42:57.000 Can you believe the fucking mess they've left for us? 0.99

00:43:01.000 Like I was just arguing with a groiper for what seemed like 100 years about Israel paying back their loans. 1.00

00:43:07.000 And I'm like, I'm a little more interested in a father not being able to prevent his daughter from self-mutilation.

00:43:15.000 Yep.

00:43:16.000 Yep. 1.00

00:43:17.000 I mean, we're already dealing with her fucking dad buying her these fucking binding bras. 1.00

00:43:23.000 Oh, yeah, binding. 1.00

00:43:24.000 She already cut off her fucking hair. 1.00

00:43:27.000 And she's 14. 1.00

00:43:30.000 14.

00:43:31.000 Yep.

00:43:31.000 What do they call that?

00:43:32.000 Sudden onset, you know, mental gayness or something? 1.00

00:43:39.000 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. 0.99

00:43:40.000 My only advice for you is to tell her to wait, introduce her to trans-exclusionary radical feminist TERFs, and point out to her that she has the same ideology that radical sexist jihadists have. 1.00

00:43:58.000 That's an interesting angle.

00:44:00.000 You got to speak to them in their own language. 0.98

00:44:02.000 Yeah, I tried to, I mean, I don't know how to approach a 14-year-old and say, you know, hey, you know, wait and see how much power the tits give you with men and women, but, you know. 1.00

00:44:14.000 Yeah, that's another problem. 0.99

00:44:16.000 Lesbians grow up and they go, oh, I'm not a dude, I'm a lesbian. 1.00

00:44:20.000 And part of being a woman and being attractive to other lesbians is being woman-shaped. 1.00

00:44:24.000 And instead, you go up to this woman and you have this huge scar here. 1.00

00:44:28.000 Like, imagine you're gay and you go home with your boyfriend and you're looking at this massacred penis. 1.00

00:44:33.000 You go, actually, dicks are a big part of it for me. 1.00

00:44:39.000 All right. 0.99

00:44:39.000 Thanks for calling me. 0.99

00:44:40.000 Yeah.

00:44:42.000 All right.

00:44:42.000 Thanks, man.

00:44:43.000 Cheers.

00:44:47.000 You got to be ready to.

00:44:48.000 Did you see that list?

00:44:49.000 No?

00:44:50.000 This is the list you keep talking about?

00:44:52.000 Yeah.

00:44:53.000 What is it now?

00:44:54.000 It's the best gifts for your transgender loved ones.

00:44:58.000 Pendant necklace, which is just like three hours.

00:45:01.000 Arrows pointing all over the place.

00:45:03.000 This is the binder he's talking about. 0.93

00:45:04.000 This hides your breast, kind of.

00:45:06.000 See, isn't this teaching shame? 0.79

00:45:08.000 Yeah, hide yourself.

00:45:10.000 And this goes back to us talking about them being Puritans.

00:45:13.000 Like they used to say women had to hide their ankles and stuff, or they had to hide table legs because the table legs were too voluptuous. 1.00

00:45:20.000 Hidden candy boutique tucking gaff. 0.96

00:45:24.000 So it hides your genitalism. 0.98

00:45:25.000 But it's more than that. 0.93

00:45:26.000 It's a trans femme-owned and operated venture providing high-quality tucking gaffes. 1.00

00:45:31.000 Prefer not to have a visible bulge.

00:45:32.000 Gaffs worn like thong panties. 0.99

00:45:34.000 This can't be good for your junk. 1.00

00:45:36.000 No, no, no. 0.98

00:45:37.000 But what does hidden candy mean? 1.00

00:45:39.000 Your penis is the candy in this analysis? 1.00

00:45:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:45:41.000 You have hidden candy. 1.00

00:45:43.000 Yikes.

00:45:44.000 Chest binder.

00:45:45.000 There's another binder.

00:45:47.000 This is stealth bros and original.

00:45:49.000 This is a fashionable way to store your hormone replacement therapy medication.

00:45:53.000 What?

00:45:54.000 Yeah.

00:45:54.000 And then this is underwear or something.

00:45:58.000 Maybe he should buy her a sexy pair of undies. 0.99

00:46:01.000 That sounds suitable.

00:46:02.000 Yeah.

00:46:03.000 Merry Christmas.

00:46:05.000 Flat and flawless ultimate scar cream.

00:46:08.000 Can't make this.

00:46:09.000 What's that for? 1.00

00:46:09.000 Is that for after you cut your tits off? 1.00

00:46:11.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:11.000 For the boy friend who can finally flaunt their new chest that they've removed. 1.00

00:46:17.000 Isn't that gru?

00:46:18.000 It's gruesome.

00:46:19.000 Wait, what's the watch?

00:46:21.000 Just a watch.

00:46:22.000 What's that got to do with trends?

00:46:24.000 Because I was a woman 10 minutes ago. 0.99

00:46:27.000 Now I don't know what the fuck I am. 0.99

00:46:29.000 It's this long until I have another nervous breakdown. 0.99

00:46:33.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:46:36.000 Each purchase is donated to fight, to protect the environment.

00:46:40.000 Focus on suicide prevention and more.

00:46:42.000 Well, I got a great way to prevent suicide.

00:46:45.000 Better donate to suicide prevention.

00:46:47.000 A great way to prevent suicide? 1.00

00:46:48.000 Don't cut your tits and dick off. 1.00

00:46:50.000 That's a great way. 1.00

00:46:51.000 For the beauty lover.

00:46:54.000 Just makeup.

00:46:55.000 For the beauty lover, date somebody else. 0.99

00:46:58.000 For the friendship.

00:46:59.000 Trans guy supply.

00:47:01.000 Oh, this is so they can pee standing up.

00:47:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:04.000 So you put that on your vagina and then it comes out the hole. 1.00

00:47:07.000 I'm not putting that on my vagina. 1.00

00:47:08.000 Fuck that. 1.00

00:47:09.000 For the guy whose dick keeps dropping. 1.00

00:47:12.000 This is teen vogue, by the way. 1.00

00:47:13.000 For the guy whose dick keep dropping out of the toilet, into the toilet. 1.00

00:47:17.000 But men go poo. 1.00

00:47:19.000 It's not like you only try sitting down to use the toilet when you've decided you're a girl and you have to sit down to pee. 1.00

00:47:25.000 What's more ridiculous? 0.93

00:47:26.000 Everything on this list and this article or the fact that it's teen vogue. 0.97

00:47:29.000 Wait a minute.

00:47:30.000 Go back.

00:47:32.000 Get your Joey Faded Trans Flag Classic. 0.64

00:47:34.000 Have you ever had your prosthetic? 0.88

00:47:36.000 Oh, your prosthetic pecker fall in the toilet. 0.99

00:47:39.000 Oh my. 0.94

00:47:40.000 What problems?

00:47:41.000 While peeing, yes, it happens.

00:47:43.000 Then you might want to consider packing alternatives.

00:47:45.000 A Joey from Get Your Joey is just that.

00:47:49.000 How does it work?

00:47:49.000 A Joey is a fabric pouch that holds a silicon prosthetic, which is then attached to underwear either by a safety pin or magnet.

00:48:01.000 You always have a hard time with that thing, though.

00:48:03.000 Oh, man, that poor caller and his stepdaughter. 1.00

00:48:05.000 What an absolute fucking mess. 1.00

00:48:07.000 Jessica Yanev in the waiting room of a hospital, and then also a guy walks in, a trans woman walks in with a dildo boner, and she's like, I've had an erection for over four hours. 1.00

00:48:17.000 It's actually since I got my penis. 0.99

00:48:19.000 How about the world they've created for us where men are going into wax places to have their vagina waxed, even though it's a penis involves? 1.00

00:48:29.000 Hey, you know, what are you going to do? 1.00

00:48:32.000 Let's bitch about Israel. 1.00

00:48:35.000 I think that's all the crazy ones here that are. 1.00

00:48:37.000 All right.

00:48:38.000 Do we have more calls?

00:48:39.000 We do.

00:48:41.000 Election in India.

00:48:42.000 I can tell that you're going to be all into this.

00:48:47.000 What's up, Yardik Doc?

00:48:49.000 Keyhole Jelly.

00:48:55.000 Hey, Indian man.

00:48:59.000 This is Tom.

00:49:00.000 I'm an Arctic Indian, but I'm talking about the situation over there.

00:49:06.000 I don't know if you read about the recent citizenship law that's just come into effect there, which says that any refugees from the neighboring countries can live in India as long as they're not Muslim.

00:49:20.000 So there's been a bit of controversy about that, because some people think that this goes against India's secularism, and other people think, well, India is a Hindu country and should preserve its own demographics.

00:49:35.000 And it's interesting that this sort of has a lot in common with what we have going on in the Western world.

00:49:42.000 I was wondering if you had any thoughts about that.

00:49:48.000 Look at the war in Kathwari that goes on every day with Indian police getting shot at.

00:49:56.000 I mean, they already had their civil war.

00:49:58.000 India circumcised itself and said, here, you get the foreskin. 1.00

00:50:02.000 It's called Pakistan. 0.99

00:50:04.000 All the Hindus left this new country, and they're still murdering on a daily basis. 1.00

00:50:10.000 In fact, the Muslims in Pakistan are killing Muslims. 1.00

00:50:14.000 And you think, okay, we've got to sort of nip this in the bud because it's do or die. 1.00

00:50:19.000 And I think Westerners would rather die than be seen as bigots. 0.84

00:50:23.000 But Indians are a little more pragmatic. 0.80

00:50:27.000 And so, yeah, that's what you got to do.

00:50:31.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:50:33.000 And it's interesting to see how people are reacting to it in the Western world because it's sort of, it does, it does have a lot in common with our issues, which, you know, I think for many people in the Western world, we have the debate between, you know, when we're bringing in immigrants to think whether, well, on the one hand, everyone is equal and we don't want to be discriminatory in terms of different people.

00:50:52.000 On the other hand, demographics do have some effect and they do matter.

00:50:57.000 So it's interesting to see how the handling affects us in the Western world. 0.99

00:51:00.000 How do you muster the energy to give a flying fuck about India? 1.00

00:51:06.000 Well, I actually lived there for a few years when I was younger. 0.99

00:51:10.000 My parents were a diplomat.

00:51:13.000 I used to live in India for a short time, so I still read about it quite a bit.

00:51:17.000 I don't know.

00:51:17.000 Every time I read about a mudslide over there or something, I just go.

00:51:23.000 Yeah.

00:51:24.000 Yeah.

00:51:24.000 Anyway, definitely love that.

00:51:26.000 Thanks for calling.

00:51:27.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:51:30.000 All right, we should wrap it up here.

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 26, 2019

GOML LIVE #27 - BOXING DAY

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