Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 22, 2020


GOML LIVE #35 | CLEANING OUT THE COMPUTER

Topics
drag queens and trans sexual predator
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Donald Trump Jr. Quote Patrick Stewart Um Dean Albedalola Laura Loomer Mark Dwyer Proud Boys J.J. Watt RuPaul Ryan Johnny Appleseed Baruch Leibovitz Roseanne Barr Boris Johnson Mika Rhodes John Levine Joe Rogan Trumpy Lizzo William Travis Dees Jimmy Kimmel Live and 44 more
S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS [2020-02-19 - S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS] S02E128 - CHINA SUCKS [2020-02-24 - S02E128 - CHINA SUCKS]

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Length

57 minutes

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153.69

Word count

8,886

Sentence count

1,105

Harmful content

Misogyny

61

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Toxicity

345

sentences flagged

Hate speech

81

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On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gavin McInnes is joined by Ryan Coppola and Gary Vaynerchuck to talk about the impeachment of Donald Trump. They also talk about a new segment called "Clean Out The Computer" where they talk about how Howard Stern keeps his computer clean and what it takes to be a podcaster. Gavin also talks about his love of vintage Italian blazers and why he doesn't wear them anymore. Thanks to our sponsor, JACBD, for sponsoring the show. Use the promo code GAVIN20 for 20% off your first box of 20 or more! Use the code GAVIN20 at checkout to get 20% all-in-all off your entire purchase when you enter the discount code: GAAVIN at checkout. This episode was produced in collaboration with Jimmy Kimmel Live! and edited by Annie-Rose Strasser and Alex Blumberg. Additional production by Matthew Boll. Music by Ian Dorsch and Patrick Muldowney. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Matthew Boll Additional mixing and mastering: Jeff Perla and Matthew Keyser Producer: Patrick McElroy Editing: Ben Koppel Mixing: Matthew Kuchta Logo by Jeff Kaale (credited on this episode of the podcast "Get On My Lawn" and Matthew McElroe (c) Mike McLennan ( ) Matthew Boll (Music: "The Good, the Bad Boys" John Rochi ( ) and Ryan Ochs ( ) Music: "Sonic The Good, The Good Bad, The Bad, the Evil, The Great, The Evil, the Good Bad and The Good Good, and The Bad Bad, and the Good, Not the Great, the Poor, The Beautiful, The Wrong, The Lovely, The Cool, The Green, The Other One (feat. ) (Recorded in Los Angeles) (Shawned, & The Good Stuff (featuring Jimmy Kimmel ( ) ( ) & Ryan ( ) - , - ( ) , ( ) ( ) & ( )( ) ( ), ( ), ( , ( & ) and ( ) is . ( ) Also -- ( & ), ( ) --

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:29.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:31.000 This is a funny episode.
00:00:33.000 We're going to pre-tape.
00:00:34.000 This is pre-taped, the beginning.
00:00:37.000 By the way, everything live you see is pre-taped.
00:00:39.000 Jimmy Kimmel Live is done at 6 p.m.
00:00:44.000 And then we're going to be genuinely live for the calls.
00:00:47.000 I'm going to be in Florida and uh, we'll see if we can do a thing where we Skype.
00:00:53.000 Ideally I'll be with my old man cause he's down in Florida.
00:00:56.000 I'm going to visit him when I'm down there.
00:00:58.000 So don't get your hopes up, but the calling section of the show might be a lot of fun.
00:01:05.000 Um,
00:01:07.000 If you don't subscribe, you won't get it anyway.
00:01:10.000 I think we're now cutting off these live ones 30 minutes in.
00:01:17.000 I'm wearing a shirt that says Better Under Pence.
00:01:19.000 This was a Milo shirt that he put out saying with the impeachment, yeah, impeach him.
00:01:26.000 I would prefer Vice President Pence.
00:01:29.000 He'll get the wall up faster.
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00:02:51.000 Slash Gavin.
00:02:53.000 Should be good to go.
00:02:53.000 I wanted to... See what I'm saying.
00:02:57.000 I wanted to try something fun today that I stole from Howard Stern where they clean out the computer.
00:03:03.000 I tend to over prepare for these shows and have nine million pieces.
00:03:06.000 I was talking to my friend Tim the other day and he says he's British and he's like
00:03:11.000 You must understand I run out of things to say and I go, no, the opposite is true.
00:03:15.000 I strive, the struggle here with this show is to keep it interesting with variety and maybe guests or green screen and to do something different every day. 0.96
00:03:24.000 But as far as shit to talk about, we have the opposite problem. 0.97
00:03:27.000 There's too much. 0.99
00:03:29.000 So. 0.99
00:03:30.000 I have this shit that piles up forever and it gets lost and I think this was a really good segment. 0.99
00:03:37.000 Why didn't this ever see the light of day? 0.99
00:03:39.000 So I'm Copping Stern and we are having a special episode called Clean Out The Computer.
00:03:46.000 Ryan, what do you think of that?
00:03:47.000 I think it's great.
00:03:50.000 He's got the same kind of input as Gary.
00:03:52.000 Well, it depends.
00:03:55.000 Whatever you think.
00:03:57.000 You know where I got this blazer?
00:03:58.000 It fits perfectly.
00:04:00.000 Well, a little tight.
00:04:01.000 But I'm older and fatter now.
00:04:02.000 When I bought it, I was probably 30.
00:04:05.000 I got it in Italy.
00:04:07.000 Huh.
00:04:08.000 Because Italians are small. 1.00
00:04:11.000 Ah, yeah.
00:04:12.000 And vintage Italians, right? 0.98
00:04:14.000 They were even tinier.
00:04:16.000 So you go to a used clothing store in Italy, everything is beautiful because they really care about fashion, but everything is super snug because they were little men.
00:04:26.000 So you get these cool little blazers.
00:04:28.000 Now, blazer with a t-shirt is kind of strokes.
00:04:31.000 Oh, there's also jizz stains on it.
00:04:33.000 That's not good.
00:04:34.000 Is that mildew jizz?
00:04:36.000 I don't know what that is.
00:04:37.000 That's too dark to be jizz.
00:04:38.000 Unless it's fresh.
00:04:40.000 I never noticed that before.
00:04:42.000 I wonder why it was on sale at a used clothing store.
00:04:46.000 What is it?
00:04:47.000 Oh, it's oil.
00:04:50.000 Oh, those Italians and their oil. 1.00
00:04:51.000 Those oily bastards. 0.99
00:04:55.000 No, but this is probably from the 70s and 80s, and that's back when your dad would, you know, work on the weekend wearing slacks and dress shoes and change attire with his blazer on, because that's all he had. 0.99
00:05:06.000 Like work clothes and weekend wear.
00:05:09.000 That's pretty recent.
00:05:11.000 I got my eyes on a Brooks Brothers piece.
00:05:14.000 He'll be... Brooks Brothers is gigantic.
00:05:17.000 It's for fat finance guys.
00:05:19.000 Oh, that's not the one at all.
00:05:21.000 Wait, why are you going on Craigslist to do extra jobs and also looking at the most expensive suit manufacturer in the country?
00:05:28.000 This is the Winter Sale.
00:05:29.000 It's 100% wool and it's $299 and then actually 15% off of that.
00:05:35.000 So that's a great deal.
00:05:36.000 It's not a great deal at all.
00:05:38.000 That's a really expensive blazer. 1.00
00:05:40.000 You're wasting your fucking money again, you Puerto Rican. 1.00
00:05:43.000 All coats are about $300. 1.00
00:05:43.000 No. 1.00
00:05:44.000 You know how much this was?
00:05:48.000 Well, it's... Why?
00:05:49.000 How much?
00:05:50.000 Probably 20 bucks.
00:05:51.000 Sheesh.
00:05:54.000 All coats are 300, says Ryan.
00:05:56.000 All good ones, yeah. 0.99
00:05:57.000 Even the ones that express for men, which are garbage. 0.97
00:06:00.000 But I have, that's all my suits. 0.99
00:06:02.000 Alright.
00:06:04.000 Um, so shall we do this?
00:06:07.000 Shall we clean up the computer?
00:06:08.000 Oh, okay.
00:06:09.000 So there's going to be no order here.
00:06:10.000 This is just crazy news segments and there's no rhyme, no reason.
00:06:16.000 One thing I did want to talk about though, before we start, is I was having dinner at a friend's house recently and I said, you know, I live in a liberal community, but I've got all my pubs.
00:06:27.000 I've got like my four or five bars and all of them are, well, most of them are very close walking distance almost. 0.94
00:06:35.000 One of them I gotta drive three miles for, but what the fuck is that? 0.98
00:06:37.000 Eight minutes? 0.94
00:06:40.000 And when I walk into all these, it's like the cheers bar.
00:06:43.000 Hey Gavin, how you doing?
00:06:44.000 So I know I'm a pariah, but as far as my day-to-day goes, pretty fun, pretty popular. 0.98
00:06:50.000 And he goes, oh yeah, I'm sure you're getting a great, he's Italian, I'm sure you're getting a great quality people over at this fucking place. 0.99
00:06:57.000 And that gave me pause, because I was like, oh shit, maybe I have a lot of friends that are just shitty human beings. 0.99
00:07:04.000 So I took the criticism in a very open-minded way, and the next sort of few days, when I talked to people, I went, am I just hanging out with shitty people who think I'm cool? 0.99
00:07:14.000 And so I have a white trash, blue collar bar I go to. 1.00
00:07:18.000 I listen to those conversations and stroke my beard. 0.94
00:07:21.000 And then I have a middle class, even upper middle class bar I go to, which is dads and guys who live closer to me, finance dudes.
00:07:29.000 Stroking my beard, listening to them.
00:07:30.000 Then I have a kind of an in-between bar, where we go after the live podcast.
00:07:36.000 And well, I go, you sometimes come.
00:07:39.000 And I was checking that out, listening to those conversations.
00:07:42.000 And I realized,
00:07:44.000 From blue collar to upper middle class, as far as interesting goes, not really much of a difference.
00:07:52.000 The blue collars tend to have better stories.
00:07:55.000 Because they've had more life experience, but the rich guys in America, at least, they cut their chops for a while.
00:08:03.000 They didn't, it's not like Britain where they went to eat and they went to, um, what's the other place?
00:08:09.000 Oxford.
00:08:10.000 So they've got, I love my new shirt, tur undiens.
00:08:15.000 Um, and so the stories were of equal quality throughout the different classes.
00:08:21.000 So you're wrong, Italian guy. 1.00
00:08:24.000 Um,
00:08:25.000 The quality of pals I have is across the board and really good.
00:08:31.000 That sounds so defensive, doesn't it?
00:08:34.000 No, but you talk to the dude who was in prison.
00:08:36.000 He's got amazing stories, but even the rich guy talks about when he, he was on this hunting trip in Morocco and they robbed him and he had to chase them down to get their money back.
00:08:48.000 Basically the same story, just much more expensive.
00:08:53.000 I don't know.
00:08:53.000 I don't really know.
00:08:55.000 Actually, the one place closest to my house is not exactly Conversation Central.
00:09:01.000 But I don't go there for conversations.
00:09:02.000 I go there to become invisible.
00:09:04.000 And I sit by myself and drink.
00:09:08.000 All right.
00:09:08.000 I don't know why that was in my notes.
00:09:10.000 That was a stupid, boring story. 0.99
00:09:12.000 Let's get to cleaning out the computer. 1.00
00:09:15.000 Already way too far into the show.
00:09:16.000 This was supposed to come right out of the gate.
00:09:19.000 Let's start with Scaredy Cat.
00:09:21.000 This is something someone sent in.
00:09:22.000 I'd never seen this before. 0.94
00:09:25.000 A hideous, weird drag queen who has a song that makes me sick. 1.00
00:09:35.000 It's funny how people think this makes you sick because, like, you can't handle it or you're too uptight. 0.95
00:09:42.000 No, if I was a drag queen, this would make me sick. 1.00
00:09:50.000 Is he British?
00:09:50.000 Doors.
00:09:50.000 Satisfaction.
00:09:52.000 Painting. 1.00
00:09:53.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:09:54.000 Yeah, he's British. 1.00
00:10:24.000 Isn't this a parody of women? 1.00
00:10:27.000 This is what Pamela Geller was saying. 0.95
00:10:29.000 This is blackface. 0.99
00:10:31.000 But woman. 1.00
00:10:31.000 It's woman face. 1.00
00:10:33.000 You're mocking females. 0.86
00:10:34.000 You're mocking young girls. 0.92
00:10:41.000 Spread legs, of course. 0.91
00:10:43.000 Wait, isn't that a pedophile thing? 0.56
00:10:45.000 Hold on a second.
00:10:46.000 Pause.
00:10:47.000 Go back.
00:10:48.000 So he's clearly being a young girl, right?
00:10:49.000 There's a giant teddy bear.
00:10:55.000 Get ready to pause.
00:10:57.000 Alright.
00:11:10.000 Am I a homophobe for being disturbed by, no keep it there, by a man depicting a, let's say a seven-year-old girl, surprised, helpless, and spreading her legs.
00:11:27.000 Like, we're so worried about racism. 0.71
00:11:30.000 Oh no, that might offend black people. 1.00
00:11:33.000 Meanwhile, we're totally okay with fucking denigrating children and talking about fucking seven-year-olds. 1.00
00:11:41.000 Actually, let's jump ahead to something else I was going to talk about. 0.99
00:11:45.000 A whole segment that I abandoned weeks ago.
00:11:48.000 I just never got to it.
00:11:49.000 Why don't we care about kids? 0.99
00:11:51.000 This is now, we're down to 34. 0.98
00:11:54.000 Serial child rapist released. 0.99
00:11:56.000 No longer a threat because he's trans. 1.00
00:11:59.000 There we go. 1.00
00:12:01.000 This guy raped children. 0.99
00:12:02.000 A convicted child rapist is reportedly to be released from prison in Iowa because he's no longer deemed a threat since he began transgender hormone treatments and is considering reassignment surgery. 0.99
00:12:12.000 Just considering it.
00:12:13.000 Doesn't have to do it.
00:12:15.000 But he's thinking about it, so he takes some estrogen pills and he's free to go. 0.95
00:12:19.000 He raped 15 kids, can't believe I'm laughing, including a one-year-old and he's being released from prison. 0.53
00:12:26.000 Meanwhile, Max and John, four years in prison for fighting Antifa. 0.88
00:12:32.000 Wow.
00:12:34.000 I was considering making this a green screen too, because it's like a segment.
00:12:38.000 It's called, Why Don't We Care About Kids?
00:12:42.000 Example number two.
00:12:43.000 Mika Rhodes.
00:12:44.000 This guy is an Antifa kid.
00:12:48.000 Antifa man. 1.00
00:12:49.000 He regularly rapes underage boys and girls. 0.99
00:12:55.000 In fact, at one point he raped a couple. 0.99
00:12:59.000 A male and a female. 0.91
00:13:00.000 Oh, you see that guy in the purple shirt?
00:13:01.000 I'm starting to recognize people. 0.97
00:13:03.000 I have seen Proud Boys at rallies beat the living shit out of him several times. 0.93
00:13:08.000 You remember that montage of face punches and he's covered in blood? 0.98
00:13:12.000 He's a complete tool who just keeps picking fight with giant patriots. 0.99
00:13:17.000 Maybe that's his sexual fetish. 0.98
00:13:19.000 But yeah, there he is in court again, different hairdo every time, for serial rape, and he would protest while he was on probation. 0.97
00:13:30.000 And no one cared.
00:13:32.000 That's Portland for you. 0.94
00:13:33.000 There he is buying rape groceries. 0.99
00:13:36.000 For his next big raping. 0.99
00:13:38.000 He's got paper towels to clean up the bodily fluids. 0.96
00:13:42.000 Pink and blue blankets.
00:13:44.000 In March, Rhoades pleaded guilty to two counts of felony second-degree sexual abuse for at least twice having sexual contact with a 17-year-old boy.
00:13:50.000 Investigators say Rhoades met the boy on a gay dating app and the contact happened in Gresham and Troutdale.
00:13:55.000 Days earlier, a Washington County jury had found Rhoades guilty of second-degree sexual abuse of a 17-year-old girl!
00:14:01.000 Did my glasses make that sound weird?
00:14:02.000 Yes.
00:14:03.000 A defense memo said the contact happened after the girl went to watch a movie with Rhodes at his mother's house.
00:14:10.000 Oh, good.
00:14:13.000 Are we seeing a double standard here?
00:14:17.000 Oregon law says it's a crime for an adult to have sexual contact with a minor if there are three more years in age difference between the two.
00:14:23.000 No problem.
00:14:23.000 This is like the judge who put the Proud Boys in prison let a Hasidic Jew, a rabbi,
00:14:31.000 Out after a year for raping a child, I believe, eight times? 0.98
00:14:37.000 Okay.
00:14:38.000 This brings me to my third example.
00:14:42.000 Mark Dwyer gives Rabbi nothing for serial child rape.
00:14:46.000 He's referring to the case of a Williamsburg rabbi, Baruch Leibovitz, who pled guilty to eight counts of sexually abusing a minor.
00:14:54.000 Judge Dwyer sentenced Leibovitz to a year with time served.
00:14:57.000 Now he'd already been in prison during all this for nine months.
00:15:01.000 So technically the sentence was three months.
00:15:04.000 Which meant the rabbi only did an additional three months for repeated abuse of child from 2004 to 2005.
00:15:09.000 Number four. 0.99
00:15:18.000 Drag queen sex offenders. 0.99
00:15:19.000 They keep doing this drag queen story time. 0.93
00:15:22.000 And they keep not vetting these guys to do it and we find out they're sex offenders.
00:15:25.000 This was why I chose this theme of, uh, why don't we care about kids?
00:15:33.000 Wait, go back to that Canadian thing.
00:15:34.000 What was that again?
00:15:35.000 I'd sent that as a tangent.
00:15:38.000 Right-wing extremism and DND and the CAF.
00:15:41.000 Oh, this is some Canadian military thing where they're talking about hate groups you have to watch out for and one of them is Proud Boys.
00:15:48.000 What do they say about Proud Boys in it?
00:15:52.000 Hammer skins! 0.99
00:15:53.000 They put us right next to Hammerskins and other real groups, but I can't read it there because I'm covering it.
00:16:00.000 Do you see Proud Boys mentioned?
00:16:01.000 Oh yeah, so Vinland Hammerskins, blah blah blah, Hammerskin Nations, Blood and Honor, originally in the Aryan Guard, so all legit like white soldiers of Odin. 0.94
00:16:11.000 I don't know if they're racist actually.
00:16:12.000 And then Proud Boys.
00:16:13.000 The group is a men's club believing in masculinist
00:16:18.000 Masculinist? 1.00
00:16:20.000 The fuck? 1.00
00:16:20.000 Why is that in quotes? 1.00
00:16:21.000 I never said that.
00:16:22.000 No one ever said that.
00:16:23.000 Views close border anti-racial guilt and reinstating a spirit of Western chauvinism.
00:16:29.000 Sounds pretty good to me.
00:16:31.000 That's your insult?
00:16:33.000 Wait, keep going?
00:16:34.000 Get rid of me?
00:16:36.000 Although the American Proud Boys have been violent during demonstrations, the Canadian chapters condemn violence.
00:16:40.000 What?
00:16:41.000 Both sides condemn violence?
00:16:44.000 Keep going?
00:16:45.000 The marine- the maritime chapter was a small group of individuals trying to find like-minded friends without having to join white supremacist groups.
00:16:52.000 Isn't that a good thing?
00:16:55.000 We found this club, and it's for people who don't want to join white supremacist groups.
00:16:59.000 Anyway, that's a tangent. 0.97
00:17:01.000 Number four, Drag Queen's sex offender. 0.60
00:17:03.000 Second Drag Queen Story Hour library reader exposed as convicted child sex offender. 0.87
00:17:08.000 A second! 0.94
00:17:09.000 I don't know if you're familiar with numbers, but that's two.
00:17:13.000 Houston Public Li- No, go back up to the top.
00:17:16.000 Public library drag queen was convicted of multiple sexual assaults against young children.
00:17:22.000 Awesome. 1.00
00:17:23.000 Fucking great. 0.98
00:17:25.000 There he is. 1.00
00:17:27.000 You'll often find out they're like prostitutes or something. 1.00
00:17:30.000 I mean, most gays, you know, when they're broke, they'll go suck some dicks for money. 1.00
00:17:36.000 At least the gays I know. 1.00
00:17:37.000 They'll have a phase in their life where they were broke and had to turn tricks because there's no stigma really to it.
00:17:45.000 Do you hear a barking dog?
00:17:49.000 So I thought I thought that was a squeak.
00:17:53.000 All right, my headphones.
00:17:54.000 Number five.
00:17:55.000 Oh, wait, that is that?
00:17:57.000 What's this?
00:17:58.000 The before and after?
00:18:01.000 He kind of does look hot as a chick, I gotta say. 0.96
00:18:05.000 That's a new one.
00:18:06.000 William Travis Dees, yeah.
00:18:07.000 I have a boner. 0.86
00:18:08.000 Liz Lott. 0.95
00:18:10.000 Lees a lot.
00:18:11.000 Maybe it's lies a lot.
00:18:12.000 Lies a lot about the age of his women. 0.98
00:18:14.000 This is a fifth example.
00:18:17.000 Yeah, this is why I didn't make it a green screen, because it's just really a list of examples.
00:18:24.000 Are you at number 5?
00:18:25.000 It's link 38.
00:18:26.000 Oh, this is a smart guy.
00:18:27.000 See, this is why it's cleaning up the computer. 0.92
00:18:29.000 This is ancient news by now.
00:18:30.000 Where's this from?
00:18:31.000 January 18th.
00:18:32.000 That's how far back I'm going.
00:18:33.000 But we've all seen this, right?
00:18:35.000 ...to make you have so much respect for them and admire them so much. 0.70
00:18:40.000 Other than put on makeup and jump on the floor and writhe around and do sexual... Just pause.
00:18:45.000 You cut out the beginning.
00:18:46.000 Don't go back to it.
00:18:47.000 But he said, what have drag queens done to deserve so much respect? 1.00
00:18:51.000 Things on stage.
00:18:53.000 I have absolutely no idea why you would want that to influence your child.
00:19:00.000 Would you want a stripper or a porn star to influence your child? 1.00
00:19:04.000 It makes no sense at all. 0.51
00:19:07.000 A drag queen performs in a nightclub for adults.
00:19:12.000 There is a lot of filth that goes on, a lot of sexual stuff that goes on. 0.91
00:19:17.000 And backstage, there's a lot of nudity, sex, and drugs. 0.90
00:19:23.000 Okay?
00:19:23.000 So I don't think that this is...
00:19:26.000 I don't know.
00:19:45.000 But to actually get them involved in drag is extremely, extremely irresponsible on your part.
00:19:53.000 And I understand... We know what it is. 1.00
00:19:55.000 It's a fuck you to traditionalism. 1.00
00:19:57.000 It's a fuck you to Christians. 1.00
00:19:58.000 It's a fuck you to families. 1.00
00:20:00.000 Uh, it has nothing to do with promoting gay awareness and being tolerant. 1.00
00:20:05.000 My wife would, would hear me saying this and go, what are you a jock now? 0.97
00:20:09.000 Now you hate gays? 1.00
00:20:11.000 No, I'm aware when someone's fucking with me. 1.00
00:20:14.000 And that's what this is about. 1.00
00:20:15.000 If they ostensibly chose drag queens to say to young kids, hey, if you're gay and everyone's bullying you, I want you to know that it's okay. 0.99
00:20:25.000 And hey, bullies, stop bullying that gay, what, five-year-old? 1.00
00:20:29.000 What the fuck is a gay five-year-old? 1.00
00:20:31.000 Stop bullying that gay five-year-old. 1.00
00:20:32.000 Look, we're fun. 0.98
00:20:34.000 Um, no one's bullying a gay five-year-old, A, and B, okay, I get your point, I don't believe you, but I get what you're saying. 0.84
00:20:43.000 If you're trying to make gays seem, you know, not villains, why'd you choose the weirdest gays there are? 1.00
00:20:51.000 Gays at their absolute weirdest. 1.00
00:20:52.000 Why not just like, hi everyone, my name is Mark and I'm here to read a story. 0.99
00:20:58.000 And then we find out later Mark's gay. 0.80
00:21:00.000 And you go, oh, the teacher could say, you know that guy who read the story? 0.97
00:21:02.000 Yeah, he's gay. 0.58
00:21:03.000 Oh, oh, you seem like a good guy. 0.92
00:21:06.000 He is a good guy, Jerry.
00:21:08.000 But like, hi, I'm Cruella DeVille, and I'm here to read a story.
00:21:13.000 Oops, I forgot my panties.
00:21:15.000 Which really happened.
00:21:21.000 Yeah, there is a barking dog.
00:21:23.000 Oh yeah, I did hear that one.
00:21:25.000 What's the second thing after 3-8? 0.56
00:21:27.000 Why are we assuming it's the 1950s and gay kids are getting terrorized? 0.80
00:21:32.000 Yeah. 0.85
00:21:34.000 No, a drag queen did not flash a bunch of kids. 1.00
00:21:36.000 Oh yeah, we talked about this already.
00:21:37.000 I hope we haven't.
00:21:40.000 This was the guy.
00:21:41.000 They said, no, he didn't flash the kids.
00:21:43.000 He forgot to wear underwear because he was in a rush.
00:21:47.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:49.000 Just go down.
00:21:51.000 Yeah, that's him there.
00:21:53.000 And what does he say?
00:21:55.000 He defends himself and says, I was new to drag, and I had just rushed out of the house, and I only put on my brown nylons, and I didn't have time to put on, I forgot to put on underwear.
00:22:04.000 Is that an amateur drag queen reading to kids? 1.00
00:22:08.000 Yeah, at least get the prose. 0.99
00:22:09.000 What the hell?
00:22:13.000 Number six reason. 0.80
00:22:17.000 Oh, I should get a pen to cross these out.
00:22:20.000 Number six reason we don't seem to care about kids is SGD screenings are cool. 1.00
00:22:28.000 Kids can fuck. 1.00
00:22:29.000 Left to celebrate 12-year-old kids getting SCD screenings without their parents' knowledge. 1.00
00:22:35.000 12-year-olds.
00:22:36.000 Yay, look at her dancing. 1.00
00:22:38.000 She's dancing to the idea of young girls getting gonorrhea screenings without their parents knowing.
00:22:45.000 And is that the doctor?
00:22:47.000 Yeah, they got her video.
00:22:49.000 Scroll down.
00:22:52.000 Okay.
00:22:55.000 Kids. 0.99
00:22:56.000 I'm working with the genitals of children. 1.00
00:22:58.000 Hooray! 1.00
00:23:00.000 Kids can have secret sex lives. 0.78
00:23:05.000 Yeah!
00:23:07.000 It's the law, it's talk!
00:23:11.000 All right, that's that covered.
00:23:13.000 That was my fun segment in cleaning up the computer called, Why Don't We Care About Kids?
00:23:18.000 Which brings me back to the trans thing.
00:23:21.000 This is one too. 1.00
00:23:23.000 You should give a shit about Britain and Canada. 0.99
00:23:25.000 I know this is a very preachy podcast, but that's what happens when you clean up the computer. 1.00
00:23:33.000 UK woman convicted for misgendering and calling a trans woman a pig in a wig on Twitter.
00:23:38.000 Now we scroll down and what do we see? 0.83
00:23:42.000 Little more? 0.96
00:23:42.000 A pig in a wig. 0.96
00:23:48.000 And this guy obviously has all the filters on of, you know, whatever the fuck stupid app he's using. 1.00
00:23:54.000 The Glenn Close filter? 1.00
00:23:55.000 Fake eyelashes and everything.
00:23:57.000 Yeah.
00:23:58.000 You're not pretty, dude.
00:23:59.000 You're not passing. 1.00
00:24:01.000 You look ridiculous. 1.00
00:24:02.000 And as I was saying the other day, we've been trained. 1.00
00:24:05.000 I don't know if trained is the word.
00:24:07.000 We've been enjoying men in dresses for hundreds of years.
00:24:12.000 In World War II, when the soldiers were bored, they would do a play.
00:24:15.000 Hello, I'm a lady! 0.98
00:24:17.000 And they have lipstick on and like a mop for the wig.
00:24:21.000 And everyone was laughing their heads off.
00:24:22.000 It's been comedy.
00:24:23.000 Mrs. Doubtfire, we've been laughing at this forever.
00:24:27.000 And then like five years ago, you said it's not funny anymore.
00:24:31.000 Now you have to go, you're beautiful, you gorgeous babe.
00:24:35.000 And if you don't, you're arrested.
00:24:36.000 And Americans should care about that because Britain is socialist, Canada is socialist, and America is not far off, especially when Bernie is doing so well.
00:24:47.000 You'd be better with Trump.
00:24:52.000 Also on the subject of trans, this is a very transient episode.
00:24:57.000 This was interesting I thought.
00:24:58.000 Now we had a viewer who sent in a letter a long ass time ago and I couldn't dig it up.
00:25:03.000 It's too hard for me to search anything trans on my computer email because there's nine billion of them. 1.00
00:25:08.000 But she was saying there's something going on with drag queens and trans where they have this competitive male thing. 1.00
00:25:17.000 As all men do. 0.99
00:25:19.000 And now they're like, we're the new bitches in town. 1.00
00:25:21.000 And she sent me a video that we played on the show, but it's like a couple years ago. 0.98
00:25:26.000 And it was like, you better work it girl, or you're going to lose it. 0.99
00:25:30.000 And it was like men, trans, drag queens, whatever, putting on makeup and being badass bitches. 1.00
00:25:36.000 And all these girls like, wow, you're way better at being a woman than I am. 1.00
00:25:39.000 And it's like, yeah, fucking damn straight girl. 1.00
00:25:42.000 Get your lipstick on, learn how to do it right like me. 1.00
00:25:45.000 Hear me roar.
00:25:45.000 I am woman.
00:25:46.000 You're a frumpy bitch. 1.00
00:25:49.000 And women are ethnomassacists just like, well, white people are ethnomassacists. 1.00
00:25:55.000 So when you tell a white woman that she's fucking up, she's like, I know I got to get it together. 0.99
00:26:00.000 And I thought it was an interesting angle. 0.99
00:26:04.000 We talked about a couple years ago, but then I saw this Saturday Night Live sketch, which is ancient Chinese secret by now, and I thought, that's exactly what that viewer was talking about.
00:26:13.000 Yes!
00:26:13.000 Ru!
00:26:14.000 Honey, yes, hi, Ru, hi!
00:26:16.000 Okay.
00:26:16.000 Wow!
00:26:17.000 Cecily, you really come on strong.
00:26:19.000 Yes, and it's writing night, so I was taking a break from the drama.
00:26:22.000 In this dress?
00:26:23.000 Yeah, just my writing dress.
00:26:25.000 I've worn it before, so.
00:26:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:27.000 I was just gonna... Go to the studio.
00:26:29.000 It's this way.
00:26:30.000 I can take you.
00:26:31.000 Sure.
00:26:31.000 Thanks.
00:26:32.000 Thanks.
00:26:32.000 Hey, I've got an idea.
00:26:33.000 Why don't we siss it out walk? 1.00
00:26:36.000 You mean it?
00:26:37.000 Huh?
00:26:37.000 Look at that.
00:26:38.000 Look at that subservience. 0.98
00:26:40.000 Just pause.
00:26:41.000 Siss it out walk. 1.00
00:26:42.000 So I guess that's like a thing that RuPaul does where he sisses it out like a sissy or something? 1.00
00:26:47.000 And she's been practicing, and the way she looked at him when he said, I will let you do my sexy woman walk. 0.99
00:26:54.000 Meanwhile, she's a very sexy Scottish woman. 1.00
00:26:58.000 And it's an honor for her to be able to walk with him in his sissy walk. 0.97
00:27:04.000 Look at her.
00:27:06.000 Doesn't that sum up American race relations right there perfectly?
00:27:11.000 Okay, here we go.
00:27:12.000 Now sissy that walk. 1.00
00:27:21.000 Oh, I suck at it. 0.99
00:27:23.000 You're so good at it. 1.00
00:27:24.000 Look, I'm the shittiest woman ever. 1.00
00:27:26.000 You're a way better woman, black guy. 1.00
00:27:29.000 Whoa, I'm gonna fall. 0.99
00:27:31.000 Oh, oh, stumbling.
00:27:34.000 Wait, what is that?
00:27:37.000 Hi!
00:27:38.000 Watt's a pizza- Pause.
00:27:38.000 J.J.
00:27:39.000 Look at this. 1.00
00:27:40.000 Who's the biggest stupid idiot in the world? 1.00
00:27:44.000 The straight white male. 1.00
00:27:46.000 I got gross pizza! 0.99
00:27:46.000 Look at him. 0.99
00:27:48.000 Couldn't they have got better pizza for that sketch, by the way?
00:27:51.000 You're in Midtown.
00:27:52.000 In his dressing room!
00:27:55.000 What's a J.J.
00:27:56.000 Watt, baby?
00:27:57.000 J.J.
00:27:57.000 Watt's a guy.
00:27:58.000 That's just Beck. 1.00
00:27:59.000 He's like our big dumb guy. 1.00
00:28:01.000 Ignore him. 1.00
00:28:01.000 Let's go to the hallway again. 1.00
00:28:02.000 Every day is a chance to grow.
00:28:04.000 Don't ruin this for me!
00:28:05.000 Ruin what?
00:28:06.000 What's happening?
00:28:10.000 Thank you, RuPaul, for tolerating us. 1.00
00:28:11.000 We're such imbeciles. 1.00
00:28:13.000 We're such cretins. 1.00
00:28:17.000 It teaches us of your ways of walking, sis, I guess? 0.99
00:28:22.000 Sis walk. 0.96
00:28:23.000 Sis it out.
00:28:24.000 I want to learn.
00:28:25.000 Sis it out, girl.
00:28:27.000 This is him on Saturday night.
00:28:28.000 Oh.
00:28:28.000 Just breathing and turning and gyrating.
00:28:32.000 Yes, girl.
00:28:33.000 I want to hold something and turn my head slowly and weird. 1.00
00:28:35.000 So your whole point, RuPaul, that sketch is that women are stupid, useless losers, yet you've dedicated your life to mimicking them. 1.00
00:28:42.000 All right. 1.00
00:28:44.000 The thing I love to aspire to is a fucking loser. 1.00
00:28:45.000 Every gesture you have is like, I am a lady. 1.00
00:28:48.000 I'm Mae West.
00:28:49.000 Oh, why don't you come up and see me sometime, big boy? 0.95
00:28:54.000 It's like animals are losers and then you become a furry. 0.96
00:28:57.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:28:58.000 Oh, there's another one of RuPaul.
00:29:00.000 Weird.
00:29:04.000 If I was a dode.
00:29:08.000 Also in the ancient news, I thought this was interesting.
00:29:11.000 There was a, there's a, an alleyway in Sydney, Australia where all the graph goes.
00:29:19.000 And here's how I feel about graffiti. 0.99
00:29:22.000 I fucking hate it. 0.99
00:29:23.000 I hate that you write your nickname on other people's property. 1.00
00:29:25.000 It pisses me off.
00:29:27.000 Now, when, and that's tags, like I'm CESC 424 and they do it with etching cream, which is used to write on glass.
00:29:35.000 And then some poor Italian dude has to replace his windows for $1,500. 0.97
00:29:39.000 That makes me fucking mad. 0.98
00:29:41.000 However, 0.99
00:29:43.000 If there's an abandoned old dirty industrial alleyway and people are doing a big mural, well that's painting.
00:29:50.000 And I get that.
00:29:52.000 No, no, pause.
00:29:52.000 You're giving it away.
00:29:54.000 So that's kind of different. 0.98
00:29:55.000 Writing your nickname on other people's property is fucking annoying and it's not street culture. 0.96
00:29:59.000 It's not culture at all. 0.99
00:30:00.000 It's vandalism and it's megalomania.
00:30:03.000 Yo, I got fame.
00:30:04.000 I got up.
00:30:04.000 I shouldn't say, yo, it's all white kids, couple of Puerto Ricans, couple of Hispanics, but it's mostly rich white kids emulating what they think is black culture.
00:30:12.000 But I think it started with that Greek dude, Tacky152 or something in New York and in Philly, uh, was big. 0.98
00:30:20.000 And, uh,
00:30:21.000 Then it just became like writing my nickname so I can have fame.
00:30:25.000 It's like advertising, but without any of the good stuff.
00:30:28.000 It's annoying to see ads everywhere, but at least they have a product.
00:30:31.000 At least they're selling you butter.
00:30:32.000 These guys are just like, no, that's a nickname I made up for myself.
00:30:35.000 Every time I see it, I think, oh, the nickname you made up for yourself.
00:30:39.000 Oh, you wrote it on a wall.
00:30:41.000 Good boy.
00:30:43.000 Good five-year-old.
00:30:45.000 Anyway, so murals, throw-ups I believe they're called, because they make me throw up, are part of graffiti culture. 0.99
00:30:52.000 But part of graffiti culture, I hate using that word, is that shit gets erased. 0.90
00:30:56.000 It's temporary. 0.96
00:30:58.000 So these guys show up and they cover all these murals with fire extinguishers full of paint.
00:31:05.000 Which I think is kind of cool.
00:31:07.000 This is kind of an interesting thing to do. 0.86
00:31:10.000 They're not anti-graffiti, they're graffiti artists, I guess, but they're saying part of this shit that you keep capitalizing on is covering up other stuff.
00:31:20.000 And every mural you see there, by the way, covered up a previous one. 0.87
00:31:25.000 So is this vandalism?
00:31:27.000 And it's kind of, this is what good art does.
00:31:28.000 It makes you ask questions like, what is vandalism?
00:31:32.000 I love that they did it in the middle of the day.
00:31:35.000 And a drone was there from the government.
00:31:39.000 What is this weird mural?
00:31:40.000 It's all, like, black women and R&B singers? 0.98
00:31:44.000 Oh no, they destroyed my Lizzo throw-up. 1.00
00:31:49.000 Lizzo, if you're watching, you need to throw up.
00:31:51.000 You're gonna die of diabetes if you don't slim down.
00:31:53.000 I think that was just a life-size representation of Lizzo.
00:31:58.000 Scale 1 colon 1.
00:32:05.000 Yeah.
00:32:05.000 So they're ruining all this beautiful art.
00:32:09.000 And so there was a big outrage about this.
00:32:11.000 And the mayor, the mayor, of course, it's a woman mayor. 1.00
00:32:15.000 You got to get those female mayors. 1.00
00:32:17.000 I love this tweet.
00:32:18.000 This is why I brought up this subject.
00:32:20.000 How old is this by the way?
00:32:22.000 Speaking of how things get lost in the crud.
00:32:24.000 February 9th. 0.99
00:32:25.000 Damn old. 0.99
00:32:26.000 Melbourne is a street capital, street art capital of Australia. 0.99
00:32:31.000 Just listen as closely as you can, please.
00:32:34.000 The very nature of street art is that it's temporary.
00:32:38.000 Got that?
00:32:41.000 Two sentences later, this is unacceptable and is not keeping with the spirit of Hosier Lane.
00:32:48.000 What? 1.00
00:32:50.000 You just said, the very nature of street art is that it's temporary and you're all pissed off that they scribbled on your fucking dumb drawings. 1.00
00:32:59.000 Also in the news, I fucking hate this guy, Dean Obadella. 1.00
00:33:05.000 Obadella? 0.99
00:33:08.000 Um, by the way, if I've already covered this on the show, then stop me.
00:33:12.000 Does that look familiar to you?
00:33:15.000 Laura Loomer, Trumpy bigot.
00:33:17.000 Trumpy.
00:33:18.000 Isn't that a strange choice of words?
00:33:20.000 Doesn't that imply frumpy?
00:33:22.000 Is he trying to get a little sexist insult in there?
00:33:25.000 Anyway, Laura Loomer, Trumpy bigot embraced by the Florida GOP, could actually get to Congress. 1.00
00:33:31.000 It's spreading.
00:33:32.000 In the past, extremist and racist candidates like Loomer were rejected by the Republican Party.
00:33:37.000 In the age of Trump, not anymore.
00:33:39.000 How amateur is this of the writing?
00:33:43.000 It's funny that I said that in a very poor, poorly constructed sentence.
00:33:50.000 They always choose that picture of her too, because it's an ugly picture.
00:33:53.000 She's actually quite attractive. 0.80
00:33:55.000 But look at this, the quality of this writing.
00:33:57.000 Donald Trump wants to be president forever.
00:33:59.000 What?
00:34:00.000 It's honestly like a, it's sub-student newspaper.
00:34:04.000 He made that clear again with his tweet on Wednesday that featured campaign signs of Trump for president extending from 2020 to 2048.
00:34:11.000 Is it possible that that was a joke?
00:34:14.000 Has it occurred to you, Dean?
00:34:17.000 And I talked to Laura about this.
00:34:19.000 I said, Dean is out there calling you frumpy. 1.00
00:34:21.000 And she said, yeah, he's always hated me because I pointed out that, um, he, uh, oh shit. 0.99
00:34:29.000 I hope I'm not missing this. 0.96
00:34:30.000 Do you have 21?
00:34:31.000 He did a talk for care.
00:34:36.000 And he was at this conference for care.
00:34:38.000 Oh, I sent it to as a separate picture, but 900 years ago.
00:34:42.000 So do you remember what it was called?
00:34:44.000 I don't know.
00:34:45.000 Maybe CAIR, the Canadian American Islamic relations, whatever.
00:34:52.000 Oh, gotcha.
00:34:53.000 Oh, you found it.
00:34:53.000 Yay.
00:34:54.000 Nice.
00:34:56.000 Nice.
00:34:56.000 Nice.
00:34:58.000 Daily Beast contributor, Dean Albedalola, speaking at CARE 25th anniversary.
00:35:04.000 There he is, right?
00:35:05.000 With Linda Sarsour and some other Muslims. 0.67
00:35:08.000 They don't have nomars there.
00:35:12.000 Ilhan Omar, I can't really read that.
00:35:13.000 On the bottom left, yep.
00:35:15.000 I didn't want to say that in case I looked like I was saying they all look the same.
00:35:18.000 And then who's that other chick? 1.00
00:35:19.000 I'm not familiar with her.
00:35:21.000 Movida Johnson. 0.90
00:35:23.000 Oh, I hate when they were born here and they become Muslim. 1.00
00:35:27.000 Remember when being Muslim was cool for blacks? 1.00
00:35:31.000 Like, I'm Talib Kweli.
00:35:32.000 Yeah.
00:35:34.000 Lots of Talibs there. 1.00
00:35:35.000 I'm like Malcolm X. Oh, that seems badass.
00:35:39.000 Even the dude from Everlast.
00:35:42.000 Oh, Everlast himself, the dude from House of Payne.
00:35:45.000 He was like, yo, I'm so black, I'm basically, I'm Muslim now.
00:35:47.000 All praise is due to Allah.
00:35:49.000 Yeah.
00:35:50.000 And I remember this is like, well, obviously pre 9-11, like in the 90s, you'd sort of go, whoa, you're intense.
00:35:56.000 That's a weird Arabic religion that you're in. 1.00
00:36:00.000 Wow.
00:36:01.000 Do you like know Saudi Sikhs?
00:36:05.000 I think it's, yeah.
00:36:06.000 Sheiks? 1.00
00:36:07.000 It's not only to get depth, but also if they want to not be in hip-hop culture, that's the only type of culture they could feel like they could default to.
00:36:15.000 Well, they also want to be religious, but it seems corny to say, I am Christian.
00:36:18.000 Those guys don't seem cool.
00:36:20.000 It's not mysterious.
00:36:21.000 I'm from a far-off desert religion. 0.99
00:36:24.000 And then, of course, it became throwing gays off buildings, inbreeding, and treating raping women with reckless abandon. 1.00
00:36:31.000 It went, oh, shit. 1.00
00:36:33.000 Now my name is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 1.00
00:36:35.000 Now I sound like a fuckin' terrorist. 0.98
00:36:37.000 I used to be this weird, cool religion. 0.99
00:36:40.000 Or fuckin' Cat Stevens. 0.98
00:36:42.000 He's now stuck with the terror religion. 1.00
00:36:44.000 Anyway.
00:36:46.000 So Dean works with CARE, and CARE is a terrorist group.
00:36:51.000 They fund terrorism.
00:36:52.000 The FBI cuts ties with CARE following terror financing trial.
00:37:01.000 Ugh.
00:37:03.000 Also in the news, I don't usually talk about Vice, but someone sent me this.
00:37:10.000 They went woke, and they got woke and went broke.
00:37:15.000 Is Todd Cooter?
00:37:17.000 I don't know.
00:37:19.000 2-4?
00:37:20.000 And it was... Isn't it weird that Tim chose that backdrop?
00:37:24.000 Because it looks like Blue Lives Matter. 0.94
00:37:26.000 Yeah.
00:37:27.000 This looks like a show about cops' rights.
00:37:30.000 Is it not?
00:37:30.000 No, it's just normal Tim stuff.
00:37:34.000 This is a weird thing too where he says he invented Vice News.
00:37:38.000 Dude, Vice News started when I was still there in like 2003 when we worked with CNN and we went to China and did travel pieces.
00:37:47.000 You were like 2012 or something.
00:37:51.000 Little late.
00:38:09.000 So that you understand what I'm talking about, because I was having a conversation with the production chimp earlier about... I'm kidding. 1.00
00:38:18.000 I'm kidding.
00:38:18.000 I'm going to tell you guys the reference.
00:38:20.000 The chimp is a reference to the Joe Rogan podcast parody where Joe Rogan has a chimp on as his guest.
00:38:25.000 And he's like, I'm a big fan of your work, and the chimp just shrieks. 1.00
00:38:29.000 And then he's like, that's crazy.
00:38:30.000 That's enough.
00:38:30.000 I can't.
00:38:31.000 Tim is exhausting sometimes.
00:38:32.000 Who is that guy in the suit?
00:38:33.000 He looks like a walk-on role in The Incredibles.
00:38:37.000 Yeah.
00:38:38.000 Like a Disney Pixar.
00:38:39.000 Tim's studio must be freezing if he always has that hat on.
00:38:43.000 Yeah.
00:38:43.000 I think he's in Florida too.
00:38:44.000 It should be warm enough to take that hat off.
00:38:47.000 Don't you think?
00:38:47.000 Maybe he got surgery.
00:38:48.000 Oh, you're wearing a hat too, though.
00:38:49.000 Yes.
00:38:50.000 Are you cold?
00:38:52.000 No, I'm bald.
00:38:54.000 I've been going bald.
00:38:56.000 I don't think that's his reason.
00:38:57.000 Here's what I think happened.
00:38:59.000 I think that Shane Smith, the president, was concerned that he would be
00:39:04.000 We're good to go.
00:39:25.000 And we're all going to be billionaires.
00:39:27.000 And so they didn't run their due diligence because they thought, yeah, yeah, I know they're not making much money now, but let's do it.
00:39:33.000 Let's do it because we're going to be huge.
00:39:35.000 It's going to be big.
00:39:37.000 We're just getting in really early.
00:39:39.000 But then when he hired a chick and they went woke and they had women everywhere, then they started forming.
00:39:45.000 So there's two layers here.
00:39:46.000 There was the employees forming unions and making themselves so expensive that they're dispensable.
00:39:54.000 And then the more important thing was getting this chick to run the company who was like, Oh yeah, we're not making any money. 1.00
00:40:00.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:01.000 We're not worth that. 1.00
00:40:03.000 So without bullshit or Shane, they just had the books, the book sucked. 0.99
00:40:07.000 And now just so it's more than just get woke, go broke. 0.99
00:40:13.000 It is, um,
00:40:16.000 When you have a woman take over your company just because she's a woman, she's not going to be good at her job. 1.00
00:40:20.000 We've seen this time and time again.
00:40:21.000 I think Deneen Borelli at CRTV is the reason I got fired.
00:40:26.000 And then she was promptly fired for incompetence. 1.00
00:40:28.000 Or the woman who got Coach D fired from New Rochelle High School, the guy who's brought eight players to the NFL. 1.00
00:40:35.000 She fired him because she's just a fucking vindictive cunt. 1.00
00:40:40.000 And then she was fired for incompetence. 1.00
00:40:43.000 Or the woman who fired Roseanne Barr. 1.00
00:40:45.000 She was hired as Affirmative Action and then said Roseanne Barr made a monkey joke, she's fired. 1.00
00:40:51.000 Now she hasn't been fired yet, that ABC woman, but it's only a matter of time.
00:40:55.000 Or the Affirmative Action hire that runs Vanity Fair now. 0.98
00:40:58.000 Vanity Fair is supposed to be rich people porn for women. 1.00
00:41:01.000 They read about some guy who was at cons and has a home in Morocco and was dating fucking Princess Anne and that's their porn. 1.00
00:41:13.000 And now it's a woke magazine that sucks. 0.99
00:41:15.000 I assume sales are plummeting. 0.93
00:41:18.000 But this other layer with Vice is interesting too, where you have people like Andy Campbell and Huffington Post talking about the unions.
00:41:27.000 We need unions. 1.00
00:41:29.000 And what they do is they write this stupid claptrap about how everyone's a Nazi and white nationalism is taking over the country and you need to pay attention to trans obese cripples. 1.00
00:41:44.000 Or you're a loser and we need more big fat pig head writers of shows like Samantha Bee's woman. 1.00
00:41:51.000 And then they start losing money. 1.00
00:41:53.000 And they go, Oh, uh, I'm sorry. 0.99
00:41:56.000 Then the, the, the, the company they work for starts losing money because no one wants to read this shit. 0.99
00:42:01.000 You're talking like you talked in college and no one pays attention to hegemony and, uh, dialogue and what the fuck other stupid words that they talk about having a conversation and providing a space, you know, all that shit, all their weird words they use intersectionality. 0.99
00:42:18.000 So they put that in an article and people go intersectionality and what the fuck's that? 0.99
00:42:22.000 I'm out of here. 0.53
00:42:23.000 So then they go, we're losing money.
00:42:25.000 And so instead of the, these employees understanding the market and going, all right, I guess I should write not from outer space and try to get a little closer to earth.
00:42:35.000 They go, we need a union now. 0.97
00:42:37.000 So what happens?
00:42:38.000 They get fired.
00:42:40.000 If you demand more money from a company that you're losing money for, they go, well, we have to cut our losses or go bankrupt. 1.00
00:42:49.000 We literally can't afford your bullshit. 0.98
00:42:52.000 And this happened, I remember there was a big wave of this when all these journalists were getting, journalists, all these bloggers were getting fired and they had been accused a long time ago of saying, learn to code. 0.99
00:43:06.000 So there was some minors that were out of business and some of these rich kids were saying, just look, they should learn to code, they'll be fine.
00:43:13.000 And so now that they're getting fucked, everyone's saying, oh yeah, why don't you learn to code now that you're unemployed? 0.94
00:43:19.000 And so they go, that's actually hate speech. 0.99
00:43:24.000 And go back to that other one.
00:43:26.000 Telling fired journalists learn to code is now abusive behavior on Twitter.
00:43:31.000 Twitter spokesperson responds, it's more nuanced than what was reported.
00:43:35.000 Twitter is responding to a targeted harassment campaign against specific individuals.
00:43:42.000 Policy that's long been against the Twitter rules.
00:43:45.000 That's John Levine.
00:43:45.000 That's, boy, he's getting a lot of attention today.
00:43:48.000 He's the previous guy we had on with the Dean Obadiah thing.
00:43:57.000 I got a, that guy's a conservative and he's, we've featured him twice in the show, this show.
00:44:02.000 I got a bad vibe from that guy.
00:44:05.000 He used to be a liberal.
00:44:06.000 He did a big hate piece on me.
00:44:07.000 I told you about that, right? 0.97
00:44:08.000 We had dinner with Ann Coulter and him and some other gay lord. 1.00
00:44:11.000 That was the one? 0.98
00:44:12.000 And I said, he goes, oh, hey, you're probably pissed off.
00:44:15.000 I wrote a hit piece on you.
00:44:17.000 And I go, I don't remember that.
00:44:19.000 But what was it?
00:44:19.000 And he said, blah, blah, blah.
00:44:20.000 And I said, oh, I think I might remember that.
00:44:23.000 And I go, what was your point?
00:44:25.000 Like, what were you trying to say?
00:44:26.000 I called out a detail.
00:44:28.000 And he goes, I don't remember.
00:44:29.000 That was like one of five stories I did that day.
00:44:31.000 I was only getting paid $20 a piece.
00:44:33.000 I'm paraphrasing, of course.
00:44:35.000 And I had had a few drinks and I was getting pissed off.
00:44:39.000 And I didn't know who he was.
00:44:40.000 And I wanted to end it myself, to be quite frank. 0.99
00:44:42.000 Why did she invite these fucking hangers on? 0.99
00:44:44.000 I don't know them. 1.00
00:44:45.000 I don't trust them.
00:44:47.000 And I said, why did you choose this profession?
00:44:51.000 He goes, I don't know.
00:44:54.000 I did apologize, so we can maybe move on. 0.98
00:44:57.000 And I go, no, I understand that you're a liar. 0.62
00:44:59.000 I understand that you're devious, but there's so many other jobs where you could do that and benefit.
00:45:03.000 But being a writer is conveying a story where truth is paramount. 0.99
00:45:09.000 So to choose this profession, but not give a shit about the truth, that's like choosing to become a mechanic, but not giving a shit about cars. 0.97
00:45:17.000 Like, what are you doing with this profession? 0.99
00:45:20.000 And then he starts getting uncomfortable.
00:45:21.000 And Anne gave me a talking to, told me to drop it.
00:45:24.000 He's already apologized.
00:45:25.000 And I was just like, I'm never trusting you.
00:45:28.000 Anyway.
00:45:31.000 Has the Twitter rose in this?
00:45:33.000 Yeah.
00:45:33.000 I already explained that.
00:45:36.000 Okay.
00:45:36.000 Here's a super ancient one.
00:45:39.000 This is more like a history lesson.
00:45:41.000 Yeah, this one I like.
00:45:42.000 This is way ahead now.
00:45:43.000 You see 40, 48?
00:45:44.000 This is actually the one above that, Star Trek Picard, Trump.
00:45:51.000 The reason that I'm doing this particular episode is because I wanted to... Wait, no, that's different.
00:46:02.000 This one?
00:46:04.000 Is that right?
00:46:04.000 That's the next one?
00:46:05.000 And then the one before that is the golf cart?
00:46:07.000 Yeah, it is.
00:46:09.000 Oh, okay, I see what I was doing there.
00:46:12.000 It's because of this story, because this happened forever ago, and I wanted to make sure I included it.
00:46:21.000 Yeah, God, this Picard is... Picard, what's his name again?
00:46:24.000 Patrick... Oh, the actual actor?
00:46:27.000 Yeah.
00:46:28.000 Patrick Stewart.
00:46:29.000 Patrick Stewart.
00:46:31.000 Oh, before we get to this story, by the way,
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00:47:51.000 You turn around!
00:47:52.000 You turn around! 0.99
00:48:12.000 I assume if you're gay, it is great to have a... No, no, wait, that's illegal. 0.99
00:48:16.000 Isn't that what ruined Milo's career? 0.97
00:48:18.000 Just implying that?
00:48:19.000 Yes. 0.75
00:48:20.000 Why are you gay? 0.99
00:48:22.000 Um... Alright, so to get back to Star Trek Picard, I don't know why I started with this, but this was an interesting video of a woman freaking out at some anti-Trump guy. 0.97
00:48:34.000 Sir?
00:48:34.000 Can I ask you a question?
00:48:37.000 Hi.
00:48:37.000 Why do you think... Hi.
00:48:39.000 Why do you think that Donald Trump's a sexual predator? 1.00
00:48:42.000 He admitted to being a sexual predator. 0.99
00:48:45.000 He did? 0.97
00:48:45.000 No, he didn't. 0.97
00:48:47.000 He said they let you grab them by the pussy. 1.00
00:48:52.000 That makes him put placards all over his fucking golf cart? 1.00
00:48:58.000 When? 1.00
00:49:00.000 When did he admit that?
00:49:01.000 Do you live in a cave, lady? 0.99
00:49:04.000 When did he admit that he was a sexual predator? 0.98
00:49:07.000 Do you know what a predator is? 1.00
00:49:08.000 When he said he grabbed women by the pussies. 1.00
00:49:11.000 Oh, that's a predator? 1.00
00:49:12.000 Grabs women by the pussies and thinks that he has every right to do it. 1.00
00:49:15.000 Don't get in my face. 1.00
00:49:17.000 I'll get it. 0.99
00:49:17.000 I'll get it in your face. 0.99
00:49:18.000 You will not get it in my face. 1.00
00:49:19.000 Don't be so goddamn dumb. 1.00
00:49:21.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:49:22.000 I'm dumb. 1.00
00:49:22.000 You're dumb. 1.00
00:49:23.000 You don't know that it's dumb. 1.00
00:49:24.000 Look at you! 1.00
00:49:26.000 Look at you.
00:49:27.000 You don't even know he said that.
00:49:29.000 I know he said that. 1.00
00:49:31.000 You are stupid. 1.00
00:49:31.000 He said that to a guy on a hot mic. 1.00
00:49:34.000 Trump, filthy pig. 1.00
00:49:34.000 I'm not stupid. 1.00
00:49:35.000 Yes, you are. 0.99
00:49:36.000 No, I'm not.
00:49:37.000 How many women have filed suit against him for grabbing them?
00:49:41.000 I have no idea.
00:49:42.000 How many women filed suit against Bill Clinton? 1.00
00:49:44.000 Why are you defending Trump if you don't have no idea?
00:49:47.000 I will defend Trump till the day I die. 1.00
00:49:49.000 Well, you're a pig. 1.00
00:49:50.000 A what? 1.00
00:49:51.000 A pig. 0.97
00:49:52.000 A pig? 0.99
00:49:52.000 I'm a pig. 0.99
00:49:53.000 Okay, what's your name, sir? 0.99
00:49:54.000 None of your business.
00:49:56.000 Yeah, well, let's see.
00:49:57.000 Ed.
00:49:58.000 Ed!
00:50:00.000 Adam Barry, Penn State.
00:50:02.000 Okay, because I'm going to send this to Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr.
00:50:05.000 Good.
00:50:06.000 And tell them that you're... And tell Donald Trump to come down here. 0.99
00:50:09.000 I want to punch him right in the nose. 0.99
00:50:10.000 You won't punch him in the nose. 1.00
00:50:11.000 I would punch him right in the nose. 0.99
00:50:12.000 Would you really? 1.00
00:50:13.000 Okay, well, I'll tell him.
00:50:15.000 Tell him. 1.00
00:50:15.000 I'll tell him that you say he's a sexual predator. 1.00
00:50:18.000 Isn't this juvenile on both sides? 1.00
00:50:19.000 He's a pig. 1.00
00:50:20.000 It's like we're watching little kids. 1.00
00:50:21.000 He's a bigot and a racist. 1.00
00:50:23.000 A bigot, a racist, and he's a pig. 1.00
00:50:25.000 He's a pig. 1.00
00:50:26.000 Ooh, a pig. 1.00
00:50:28.000 What's worse than being called a pig? 0.99
00:50:32.000 Well, if that's the other go-kart, is that security? 0.91
00:50:42.000 So he's on some sort of median?
00:50:44.000 In the middle of a roundabout or something? 1.00
00:50:47.000 Fuck it, that's gotta be Florida. 1.00
00:50:50.000 Anyway, that's enough. 1.00
00:50:51.000 I'm not sure why I included that, but what I really wanted to talk about was Patrick Stewart
00:50:57.000 Um, here, skip ahead to 49.
00:51:01.000 Um, so the reason he, no, wait, is that 49?
00:51:05.000 That's 48.
00:51:05.000 Oh, the number four.
00:51:08.000 Okay.
00:51:08.000 I thought you meant in the video.
00:51:10.000 No.
00:51:11.000 48 seconds.
00:51:13.000 Um, the reason, yeah.
00:51:15.000 Patrick Stewart's new show, Star Trek Picard.
00:51:20.000 What are you doing there?
00:51:21.000 Move your mouse.
00:51:22.000 Oh. 0.99
00:51:24.000 Uh, is a response to the fucked world of Brexit and Trump. 0.98
00:51:31.000 So that's why he's making a new outer space show. 0.98
00:51:33.000 To fight back against, I guess, the racism of Trump? 0.98
00:51:39.000 Stewart went on to lament how both the United States and Britain are fucked under President Trump and Boris Johnson. 0.97
00:51:46.000 I'm not sure which one of us is in the most trouble, said Stewart. 0.98
00:51:49.000 I think it's actually the UK. 1.00
00:51:50.000 I think we're fucked. 1.00
00:51:52.000 Completely fucked. 1.00
00:51:54.000 So he's having a new show where in outer space, we see tons of diversity. 0.99
00:52:00.000 And what we learn is in the future will be much more diverse because he assumes Trump is against diversity and Boris Johnson are against diversity is against diversity.
00:52:10.000 And to further hammer down his message that the future will include all races.
00:52:14.000 He has this solipsistic announcement on the view.
00:52:19.000 It's going to make you barf.
00:52:23.000 Ugh.
00:52:25.000 I need to bring up, if that's okay.
00:52:29.000 I'm here with a formal invitation, and it's for you, Whoopi.
00:52:36.000 For me?
00:52:37.000 Alex Kurtzman, who is the senior executive producer of Star Trek Picard, and all of his colleagues, of which I am one, want to invite you into the second season.
00:53:01.000 Ooh, wait, go back.
00:53:02.000 There's men in that audience? 1.00
00:53:05.000 Please be gay. 1.00
00:53:06.000 What if that guy was- Stop. 0.99
00:53:08.000 What if those guys aren't gay? 0.99
00:53:10.000 Then they're gay. 0.98
00:53:12.000 I guess they're Star Trek fans? 0.99
00:53:14.000 Look at that black dude. 1.00
00:53:16.000 His little brace- wood bracelet. 0.93
00:53:18.000 Wait, stop.
00:53:22.000 I want to see more of that audience.
00:53:24.000 That looks like- Their little sweaters on and their pink shirts.
00:53:28.000 Look at that standing O. 1.00
00:53:31.000 Please be gay, man. 1.00
00:53:32.000 And if you are, that's fine. 0.99
00:53:39.000 Yay! 0.99
00:53:40.000 They all look like Star Wars fans, don't they?
00:53:42.000 Star Trek, whatever.
00:53:49.000 Look at her wool hair. 0.82
00:53:54.000 Yes!
00:53:54.000 Oh, I'm so pleased!
00:53:55.000 Some people in the audience don't know that that's a returning role.
00:53:58.000 Thank you!
00:54:00.000 I think Givo Shea from Crass, the one who dumped me, has much more in common with this guy, Patrick Stewart, than me.
00:54:07.000 Oh, unbelievable.
00:54:09.000 I'm so excited.
00:54:11.000 I'm absolutely so excited.
00:54:14.000 Oh wait, go back.
00:54:15.000 Was there at least one guy rolling his eyes?
00:54:17.000 A Hispanic dude? 0.99
00:54:21.000 Yeah, that looks... This is bullshit. 1.00
00:54:23.000 Yeah, I'm only on TV every day. 1.00
00:54:34.000 Really?
00:54:34.000 Yes!
00:54:34.000 Look at that smile!
00:54:36.000 I just said to him, does she have to take the hair thing off? 1.00
00:54:41.000 He said she can do whatever she wants.
00:54:45.000 This was one of the great experiences.
00:54:48.000 I've said this on the show before, but Star Trek was one of the great experiences from the beginning. 1.00
00:54:54.000 God, you're so fucking stupid. 1.00
00:54:56.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:54:58.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:55:00.000 That was incredible.
00:55:01.000 Best time.
00:55:02.000 Best time ever.
00:55:03.000 I'm so glad to hear that.
00:55:04.000 Yeah.
00:55:05.000 Well it was wonderful having you and we can't wait.
00:55:08.000 No, it was absolutely wonderful having you.
00:55:11.000 It was an absolute joy and a pleasure.
00:55:14.000 And I think you were aptly named the eponymous whoopee.
00:55:19.000 Because that is what we all say when you enter a room, my dear.
00:55:24.000 And I would be honored to have a second announcement to make.
00:55:27.000 That I am proposing, and I'm not assuming that this will happen, but I would like to make Whoopi too Whoopi.
00:55:35.000 If she would have me.
00:55:36.000 If she would have me.
00:55:37.000 Oh, she will?
00:55:38.000 Yes!
00:55:39.000 Yes!
00:55:40.000 Oh! 1.00
00:55:41.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:55:42.000 I have to try to get it up. 1.00
00:55:43.000 And one more time.
00:55:51.000 Are you getting emotional?
00:55:53.000 Yes!
00:55:54.000 Are you getting emotional?
00:55:56.000 Look at Meghan McCain. 1.00
00:55:57.000 She's turned into a fucking weird makeup film. 1.00
00:55:59.000 She told me once how much she loved doing it. 0.99
00:56:01.000 Oh, wait a minute, Ryan.
00:56:02.000 I just realized going through all these old stories is great because we clean up the computer, as Stern would say, but we're going to get ravaged on YouTube for using all this footage, especially the view.
00:56:16.000 Oh, but we're gonna cut it 30 minutes in and just go to static, right?
00:56:20.000 But we need to do the other read, I think.
00:56:22.000 Yes, we have one more read, which, as you know.
00:56:25.000 One.
00:56:26.000 And we're about to take calls. 1.00
00:56:29.000 Now, the calls are weird, because I pre-recorded this part, and we're gonna try to do calls live, where I'm in Florida, and I'm on Skype, and we'll see what happens, and if it fucks up, we'll hang up, and you're fucked. 0.99
00:56:39.000 At least you got a normal show with it. 0.99
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