Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #52 - NO SHOTS

00:00:26.000 What's up, queer bait? 1.00

00:00:28.000 Welcome back to the Gavin McKinnis Show.

00:00:32.000 This is the live show.

00:00:34.000 It's a fun show, and it's free on YouTube for half an hour.

00:00:38.000 So we have sponsors and stuff.

00:00:41.000 Some guy named Vince tells me what I have to promote.

00:00:46.000 And he's got a weird accent.

00:00:47.000 What is he from Chicago?

00:00:50.000 Yeah, he's from Chicago.

00:00:52.000 Kind of sounds like, who's the guy who does all the voices on Howard Stern?

00:00:56.000 Billy West?

00:01:00.000 Yeah, Billy West.

00:01:01.000 Blue Chew is a pill you take that gives you, helps you maintain and achieve an erection.

00:01:09.000 You might think, but God wouldn't give me, wouldn't want me to have a boner for someone I'm not in love with.

00:01:15.000 Yes, there's some merit to that argument, that the reason you get a bone is because this is the one.

00:01:21.000 And if you don't get a bone, you probably shouldn't be with that girl. 1.00

00:01:25.000 Yeah, that's often true, but there's sometimes different side effects.

00:01:29.000 Intimidation.

00:01:31.000 Maybe she's famous.

00:01:32.000 Maybe it's a very difficult situation.

00:01:35.000 Maybe you're wasted.

00:01:36.000 A lot of different problems.

00:01:38.000 A lot of different reasons why.

00:01:39.000 Maybe you're that guy.

00:01:40.000 I would rather just have my engine working and then we'll work out later if this is the one for me.

00:01:48.000 Don't trust your dick.

00:01:50.000 Your dick is almost always your friend, but he can abandon you at the most crucial times.

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00:02:08.000 Here's what I will not be reading that our ad guy suggested and put in the copy.

00:02:14.000 You ready for this?

00:02:15.000 Yeah.

00:02:16.000 Get freaky.

00:02:18.000 Okay.

00:02:18.000 I will not be saying that.

00:02:19.000 You said goo bazooka.

00:02:21.000 No, I did not.

00:02:22.000 Yes, you did.

00:02:23.000 I did not say goo bazooka.

00:02:24.000 Not this time.

00:02:25.000 Oh, okay.

00:02:26.000 Yeah.

00:02:27.000 Blue chew makes the doodle ready to diddle.

00:02:29.000 I will not be saying that.

00:02:32.000 Blue chew makes the drill sergeant stand at attention.

00:02:34.000 I'm not saying that.

00:02:37.000 And then he says, just in case you don't get it, Blue Chew gives you a super boner.

00:02:42.000 Who is this guy?

00:02:43.000 I've never even met him before.

00:02:46.000 He's a fag. 1.00

00:02:48.000 No, he's great.

00:02:49.000 No, he's a good guy.

00:02:51.000 And it's fucking lame to shit on your sales team.

00:02:54.000 That's kind of been my M.O. my whole life.

00:02:56.000 You separated the...

00:02:59.000 So it's like shitting on your dad.

00:03:01.000 Like at Vice, I would always crap on Shane Smith.

00:03:05.000 And I looked down on his job, which was supplying the advertising.

00:03:09.000 I did all the cool, fun stuff.

00:03:11.000 Like, hey, let's pay a guy $100 to eat a cockroach.

00:03:14.000 And it's the Vice Party issue.

00:03:16.000 And he had to go out there and he had a horrible job.

00:03:20.000 He had to go there and fuck cougars.

00:03:24.000 And they power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.

00:03:28.000 Cougars, when women are in the workforce and they're powerful marketing women, they grab asses. 1.00

00:03:34.000 They grab your pussy. 1.00

00:03:37.000 And I'll never forget this one story he told me about this woman he had to go to lunch, dinner with.

00:03:42.000 She was an ugly old Asian that worked at like Universal Records and they were our main client. 1.00

00:03:47.000 But they're sitting having dinner and she just looks at him and she puts her hand on the table.

00:03:54.000 This story makes me sick to my stomach.

00:03:56.000 She puts her hand on the table like this and she goes like this.

00:04:01.000 Put your hand in my hand.

00:04:01.000 You want to hold it.

00:04:03.000 But this gesture makes me insane.

00:04:07.000 You want to see me punch a hole in the wall?

00:04:09.000 Beckon me.

00:04:11.000 My brother's the same way.

00:04:12.000 This gesture, it makes me blow my.

00:04:15.000 I don't know what it is.

00:04:16.000 It's totally irrational.

00:04:17.000 It might be because of that story because I felt bad for my friend.

00:04:20.000 But it was like.

00:04:22.000 It's dehumanizing.

00:04:23.000 It's dehumanizing.

00:04:24.000 Have you ever seen this one?

00:04:26.000 Come here.

00:04:27.000 No, no one's ever done that to me.

00:04:29.000 You can give me the finger.

00:04:30.000 You can Z-Kile me.

00:04:31.000 You can fucking shoot me.

00:04:32.000 If you go like this, I'm going to, we're all going to jail.

00:04:37.000 Come here.

00:04:37.000 One time Seth Goldfarb did it, Terry Richardson's manager.

00:04:42.000 And he had, they just had a bunch of chairs shipped to them and then the studio.

00:04:48.000 And it wasn't really that bad.

00:04:49.000 He goes, Kevin, give us a hand with these.

00:04:51.000 Come here.

00:04:53.000 And I just fucking, I lost it.

00:04:54.000 Like I started throwing shit.

00:04:56.000 It was like a temper tantrum.

00:04:58.000 Wow.

00:04:59.000 Yeah, I was shocked myself at my reaction.

00:05:03.000 And then he even, that's him.

00:05:04.000 He texted me later.

00:05:05.000 He goes, oh, what was that?

00:05:08.000 He goes, if someone, he grew up in New York City and he's like, if someone did that in my neighborhood, he'd be dead.

00:05:17.000 Like, you think you can get away with temper tantrums in my studio?

00:05:21.000 It's like, sorry, dude, I was not in control.

00:05:23.000 You went like that.

00:05:25.000 That's wild.

00:05:27.000 You know, what's still happening these days?

00:05:28.000 Like, I wouldn't even do that to my kid if they were being bad.

00:05:31.000 Okay.

00:05:34.000 Maybe I don't argue it's benevolent.

00:05:35.000 Hey, I want to show you something.

00:05:37.000 Come here.

00:05:37.000 This is how you fix a sink.

00:05:41.000 I was at Breezy Point all day.

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00:05:49.000 This is a very handy partying shirt.

00:05:52.000 If you feel like you're going to get blackout drunk and you're worried about yourself, how far you're going to go, you don't want your hangover to be AIDS.

00:06:00.000 I've been having hangovers recently that are so bad that I go like this.

00:06:06.000 So, you know, when someone's been crying a lot?

00:06:09.000 Yeah.

00:06:09.000 And they're like, yes, I still love him.

00:06:13.000 And you're like, it's okay.

00:06:14.000 It's okay.

00:06:15.000 I'll talk to him, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:17.000 And then, and then after she stopped crying, she goes like, you know, those post-cry shudders.

00:06:26.000 Post-shudder, yes.

00:06:27.000 I get those.

00:06:29.000 Like, not from crying, I'll just be in the hallway of my own home and go because I'm so fucking hungover.

00:06:36.000 That seems very unhealthy.

00:06:38.000 Anyway, this shirt enables you to get blackout drunk.

00:06:44.000 And you're like, if someone says, is thinking of giving you a shot and you're like, well, so bad, they will go, oh shit, he's not supposed to do shots.

00:06:55.000 Or a little Toots Magoots.

00:06:57.000 Toots Magoots are very hard to resist.

00:07:00.000 So you need a t-shirt to say no.

00:07:02.000 Haynes beefy tea.

00:07:03.000 A Haynes beefy tea that's very high quality.

00:07:08.000 Toots Magoots are so hard to resist that if you were in the White House when Obama was going to deliver his inauguration speech and you jumped out of like a little enclave that was in the hallway and you were like, hey man, what the hell? 0.63

00:07:29.000 You want to do a little toots me goots?

00:07:32.000 Little hee-ha, a little ho-ho? 0.90

00:07:34.000 You go, what the secret service, how did you get in here?

00:07:38.000 And you go, so that's a no?

00:07:40.000 And you go, I guess just one little.

00:07:44.000 And then you go, should we even it out?

00:07:46.000 Maybe with the other side?

00:07:48.000 God damn it.

00:07:50.000 I don't, the security in the White House, is this what my presidency is going to be like?

00:07:55.000 You're like, we're wasting time.

00:07:58.000 And then you'd say, I'm sorry, I have to call the Secret Service.

00:08:02.000 And then you go, all right.

00:08:03.000 I should probably take that so you don't get in trouble for possession.

00:08:06.000 Yeah.

00:08:07.000 And then the Secret Service comes and they're like, what the fuck?

00:08:10.000 How'd you get in here?

00:08:11.000 And they grab you, put your hands behind your back.

00:08:13.000 Okay, I will.

00:08:14.000 But before I do, anyone want a little Tudor Magooter?

00:08:20.000 Little hee-ha, up to yoo-hoo. 0.94

00:08:22.000 And they're like, for crying out loud.

00:08:25.000 I mean, maybe just here.

00:08:27.000 Yeah, yeah, just a little.

00:08:30.000 I remember I had a guy looking after my house in Costa Rica, Robert Dean, who was from the band Japan.

00:08:39.000 He also was in the band, he was in Gary Newman's band, Alone in My Car.

00:08:46.000 Anyone who's been following me for a while has heard these stories 100 times, but I'm sorry, I'm out of stories.

00:08:51.000 Now I'm just sort of like on repeat.

00:08:53.000 I'm like Archie Bunker.

00:08:55.000 Like you go find Archie Bunker on YouTube and watch an episode you've already seen.

00:09:01.000 There he is.

00:09:02.000 Robert Dean.

00:09:04.000 Remember, he wanted a great dine.

00:09:06.000 I want a great dine for the house.

00:09:09.000 He's the one with the tie in that picture.

00:09:11.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:14.000 But he's the one in the middle in that picture.

00:09:17.000 Now he's a bodybuilder, apparently.

00:09:20.000 He was a bird watcher, and he once sat in a swamp for 13 hours to catch a glimpse of a keel-billed motmot.

00:09:29.000 And he got a bot fly larvae in his forehead.

00:09:32.000 These are flies who lay their eggs in your skin. 0.99

00:09:35.000 And he had a larvae growing in his forehead.

00:09:38.000 And it's in my hit book, Death of Cool.

00:09:41.000 And he didn't care.

00:09:42.000 He's like, oh, well, it'll just grow out and fly away.

00:09:46.000 Then you'll be its mother, Robert.

00:09:48.000 Anyway, he wanted a great Dane.

00:09:52.000 And I go, great Dane?

00:09:53.000 Like, dogs don't survive in Costa Rica.

00:09:55.000 They get in arguments with raccoons.

00:09:57.000 And a raccoon would just go and slice you open. 0.93

00:10:01.000 And in the Caribbean, in Central America, in that near the equator, any cut, I don't care if you stub your toe, I don't care if you have a hangnail, it gets infected because there's bacteria and life.

00:10:13.000 It's too much life, basically.

00:10:16.000 In fact, it only became fun to go there after we got a chlorinated pool because you'd go into that chemical and it would burn all your cuts.

00:10:25.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00

00:10:28.000 But so dogs don't live there.

00:10:34.000 You just get a mutt and it'll get sliced by a raccoon.

00:10:37.000 That'll get infected and they'll die.

00:10:39.000 So I'm not spending money on a great Dane.

00:10:40.000 Sorry.

00:10:41.000 I'm already paying you $200 a month to live for free at my fucking house. 0.69

00:10:46.000 And so I got him a mutt.

00:10:49.000 I go, we need dogs at the house because there's thieves everywhere and you've had all your stupid shitty Prince CDs stolen by a thief.

00:10:56.000 He was into late Prince, if you can even conceive of that.

00:11:00.000 Prince and the new power generation.

00:11:02.000 That was his shit.

00:11:04.000 Is that a like, I guess we can't play it, right?

00:11:06.000 Because YouTube will shut it down.

00:11:08.000 Oh, Prince especially.

00:11:10.000 Like, Prince is Purple Rain.

00:11:12.000 He's, what was that?

00:11:14.000 Controversy?

00:11:15.000 That other album?

00:11:16.000 Delirious or whatever?

00:11:18.000 I'm thinking of Eddie Murphy at this point.

00:11:19.000 Eddie Murphy's Delirious, yeah.

00:11:21.000 But he had like two albums in the 80s.

00:11:23.000 And then no one likes the power generation.

00:11:29.000 What it was, it started with a D. What do you got there?

00:11:34.000 Any of these look familiar?

00:11:36.000 Yeah.

00:11:38.000 But yeah, imagine being into prints like 90s, late 90s prints.

00:11:42.000 Like kiss.

00:11:44.000 I just want y'all jiggle.

00:11:47.000 Kiss.

00:11:48.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:11:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:53.000 I want y'all.

00:11:55.000 Ugh, kiss. 0.93

00:11:56.000 Ugh.

00:11:57.000 Ugh.

00:12:00.000 It's a bunch of really weird.

00:12:02.000 So sexual.

00:12:04.000 I don't mind teenagers and early 20s people being sexual.

00:12:08.000 I don't like 40-year-olds being horny.

00:12:10.000 It's gross.

00:12:13.000 It's like that Iggy Pop song, Lust for Life.

00:12:16.000 I got a Lust for Life.

00:12:18.000 I still want to make love to woman. 1.00

00:12:20.000 And you're like, can you do that in private, please?

00:12:22.000 Led Zeppelin always bugged me like that, like in Kashmir. 1.00

00:12:25.000 It was like an orgasm solo.

00:12:30.000 I want to hear you do that.

00:12:33.000 Could it be Dirty Mind you're thinking of?

00:12:35.000 1980?

00:12:36.000 Kumia talks about that song.

00:12:39.000 Wait, go back?

00:12:42.000 Controversy.

00:12:43.000 Dirty Mind.

00:12:44.000 For you, no.

00:12:44.000 Prince, whatever.

00:12:46.000 Dirty Mind.

00:12:47.000 I guess Controversy, 19.

00:12:49.000 Well, these are singles.

00:12:50.000 Are those our albums?

00:12:51.000 Albums.

00:12:52.000 Okay, so Controversy, 1999, Purple Rain.

00:12:52.000 Yep.

00:12:57.000 And then we're out.

00:12:58.000 Keep going, though.

00:12:59.000 Let's see what's after that.

00:13:00.000 Around the World and Day, gay parade. 0.87

00:13:04.000 She had a Raspberry Parade. 0.99

00:13:08.000 But Robert was into like late shit, like 2000s.

00:13:13.000 I've never met any of it.

00:13:14.000 That's like being into Sammy Hager Van Halen.

00:13:19.000 Daily Roth's not my cup of tea.

00:13:22.000 I like right now.

00:13:25.000 I like songs that sound like car commercials.

00:13:28.000 I think Sammy Hager wrote that for the Honda Accord.

00:13:32.000 Right now.

00:13:34.000 Yo, tomorrow.

00:13:36.000 I think it's pretty good.

00:13:38.000 People say that to me about Vice.

00:13:40.000 Like, they went on, they made tons of money after you left.

00:13:42.000 Does that make you feel bad?

00:13:43.000 And I go, yeah, but that wasn't my company.

00:13:45.000 That's like saying to David Lee Roth, they went on and they had right now.

00:13:50.000 Don't you wish you had right now?

00:13:52.000 No, that's not my band.

00:13:53.000 That's not my song.

00:13:54.000 I had jump.

00:13:54.000 I don't like that kind of music.

00:13:56.000 I did jump.

00:13:57.000 I did diver down.

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00:15:13.000 Exciting news.

00:15:14.000 I think I got Katie Hopkins.

00:15:16.000 Ooh.

00:15:17.000 Yes, had a talk with her today at Breezy Point.

00:15:21.000 She should be doing a weekly show.

00:15:24.000 And she was saying, how are you?

00:15:26.000 That's the thing about conservatives.

00:15:28.000 I hate that word conservatives.

00:15:29.000 That's the thing about non-liberals.

00:15:31.000 There's just so much caring going on, you know?

00:15:34.000 Like, I heard Donald Trump's guys, the Secret Service dudes he works with, they are frustrated with how much Trump cares about them.

00:15:44.000 Because they'll be like, now, what's going with your daughter?

00:15:47.000 She is, she got into Columbia or she might get into Columbia. 0.95

00:15:50.000 And they're like, Mr. President, yes, she's in.

00:15:53.000 She's fine.

00:15:54.000 Okay, so she's got all her stuff packed.

00:15:56.000 Now she's going to be there when in September.

00:15:58.000 Is it going to be normal now for the schools?

00:16:01.000 Sir, sir, we really need to get you to your car.

00:16:03.000 Okay.

00:16:04.000 Now, what's going on with that hangnail you had?

00:16:07.000 You peeled the skin back too far.

00:16:08.000 Is that getting infected?

00:16:08.000 Can I see that?

00:16:10.000 Did you go to Costa Rica and get a cut infected?

00:16:14.000 Sir, just my daughter's dead.

00:16:17.000 Okay, let's do that from now on.

00:16:19.000 Got to move you.

00:16:19.000 Got to go to the middle.

00:16:20.000 And I'm noticing like Glenn Beck when CRTV and Blaze merged.

00:16:24.000 He was like, what about Gavin's family?

00:16:26.000 Are they protected?

00:16:27.000 How is your family?

00:16:29.000 And I was terrorized, but it wasn't that bad.

00:16:31.000 It wasn't as bad as Roger Stone or Max and John in jail for four years, prison.

00:16:39.000 So anyway, Katie was all like, how are you?

00:16:41.000 All right.

00:16:42.000 How'd it go?

00:16:43.000 You're doing all right.

00:16:44.000 You're all right.

00:16:44.000 You're mucking about.

00:16:46.000 And I said to her, what I'll say to you, what are you doing?

00:16:53.000 What?

00:16:54.000 Oh, pouring a drink of water.

00:16:55.000 Why?

00:16:57.000 To water.

00:16:59.000 Why are you constantly drinking water like a bulimic teen?

00:17:03.000 Show yourself.

00:17:04.000 I'm thirsty.

00:17:05.000 Yeah, but it just makes you have to go pee.

00:17:07.000 Water is gay. 0.80

00:17:10.000 Water is for women who watch sex in the city. 1.00

00:17:15.000 It's like beer, but it's clear and doesn't make me act like a jackass.

00:17:19.000 No, it's nothing like beer, and that doesn't make any sense.

00:17:24.000 Beer is fun.

00:17:26.000 You're basically sitting in a roller coaster chair that you bought from Coney Island, and it's not, obviously, in a roller coaster.

00:17:35.000 Why do you guys stay so fucking hydrated all the time?

00:17:37.000 It's really irritating.

00:17:38.000 It's feminine.

00:17:40.000 Good for my back.

00:17:41.000 Good for your back?

00:17:42.000 What?

00:17:43.000 Okay, if you cared about your back, you would have gone to the doctor and seen if you had Lyme disease.

00:17:49.000 That's much harder on the bones, a crippling disease than dehydration.

00:17:54.000 And you're not dehydrated.

00:17:56.000 It's not even hot out.

00:17:57.000 It's like 75 degrees.

00:17:59.000 I got this.

00:18:00.000 This is from my back.

00:18:01.000 I got a lumbar support and then I squishy stupid chairs and your cushions and your bullshit. 1.00

00:18:08.000 That's funny.

00:18:09.000 By the way, as I say that, I'm sitting in a hundred years.

00:18:10.000 You're sitting in a $800 chair.

00:18:12.000 Drinking a drink.

00:18:12.000 Yes.

00:18:14.000 Drinking a man's drink that dehydrates you.

00:18:17.000 Yeah, but I can't work while I'm drunk.

00:18:18.000 You've seen me do it.

00:18:19.000 It's terrible.

00:18:20.000 Yeah, you don't have the enzymes.

00:18:21.000 Exactly.

00:18:22.000 Why don't you have the enzymes?

00:18:23.000 You guys were drinking rice wine probably the same time I was drinking mead.

00:18:27.000 I could do sake, probably.

00:18:29.000 No, you can't.

00:18:30.000 You can't do shit.

00:18:32.000 That's why I'm drinking the water.

00:18:33.000 I need a beverage.

00:18:34.000 No, you don't.

00:18:35.000 But I'd like one.

00:18:36.000 Good fighters don't need it.

00:18:38.000 Bad fighters don't deserve it.

00:18:40.000 I'm a drinker.

00:18:42.000 Wouldn't it be cool if we had Mike Tyson on the show?

00:18:42.000 Water.

00:18:46.000 Talking about peekaboo stance.

00:18:48.000 Yeah, that's possible.

00:18:49.000 Oh, that's the guy I'm shitting on, the guy who brings us our sponsors, has it in.

00:18:58.000 We might get him.

00:18:58.000 Yeah.

00:18:59.000 It's very possible.

00:19:00.000 So Katie goes, how you doing?

00:19:00.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:19:02.000 And I said, I'm actually doing pretty good.

00:19:05.000 It's hard to explain, but when I walk around my suburb neighborhood, I can sort of smell how people feel about me.

00:19:13.000 And two years ago, it was terror.

00:19:15.000 And they would sort of hold their kids close to them.

00:19:17.000 But I think what's going on with the right, and that word I like better than conservative or anything else, the right.

00:19:23.000 What I think is going on with the right is we've been saying for a few years now, Antifa are fucking lunatics.

00:19:29.000 They're going to burn America to the ground.

00:19:31.000 And people who are not political, who are not curious, who are not involved, they went, I looked them up on Wikipedia.

00:19:38.000 It says anti-fascist.

00:19:40.000 So are you a fascist?

00:19:41.000 And you're like, no, that's not a thing.

00:19:43.000 You go, ah, you sound like a fascist.

00:19:45.000 No, no, these people are, they had a, they may have started okay.

00:19:49.000 They may have started like fighting fascism.

00:19:51.000 I don't know, 100 years ago, 50 years ago.

00:19:54.000 But now they're just spoiled brat academic vandals that want to destroy your town and your life.

00:20:01.000 And they have nothing to replace it.

00:20:03.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.94

00:20:05.000 And people would go, yeah, it sounds like you're trying to recruit Nazis for a race war.

00:20:11.000 And you go, how did you get that from what I said?

00:20:16.000 I'm telling you about a terrorist group.

00:20:18.000 Now I'm in the Klan?

00:20:19.000 Where do you...

00:20:20.000 What?

00:20:22.000 why of things.

00:20:30.000 The why of things.

00:20:31.000 It's not unattractive, too, when women are freshly washed.

00:20:34.000 I don't know why.

00:20:35.000 Napoleon used to say to Josephine, I'm coming back.

00:20:38.000 I'll be there in three days.

00:20:39.000 Make sure you don't wash.

00:20:40.000 And on the train, when we come into the city here, we'll see them, and they, especially curly-haired girls, when their hair is wet because they just had a shower.

00:20:49.000 I don't know what it is.

00:20:50.000 It grosses me out.

00:20:53.000 Like Elizabeth Wasserman Schultz with her with her weird Debbie Wasserman Schultz. 1.00

00:20:58.000 What's that Asian hair? 0.91

00:21:01.000 Something about women who've just been cleaned. 1.00

00:21:04.000 It's like, why'd you go washing your pussy, you disgusting bitch? 1.00

00:21:12.000 I can't smell anything.

00:21:19.000 She's tragic.

00:21:21.000 Anyway, I'm off at nine tangents here.

00:21:27.000 What the fuck was I talking about?

00:21:28.000 Mike Tyson, Peekabustell?

00:21:30.000 No, Katie Hopkins, right?

00:21:32.000 So I said, what I think is happening here is we've been warning people about this.

00:21:37.000 They assumed that we were like secretly planning some Boogaloo, some race war thing.

00:21:43.000 And we were warning them about Antifa to justify, I don't know, a gigantic American Klan rally or some fucking horseshit.

00:21:51.000 And then, and they were dubious of us.

00:21:53.000 And then they saw Antifa do exactly what we said they were going to do and burn America to the ground.

00:22:00.000 And they go, oh, you're not as crazy as I thought.

00:22:05.000 Okay.

00:22:06.000 You're actually normal.

00:22:08.000 You're actually like Obama and Hillary in 2004.

00:22:11.000 You want closed borders.

00:22:12.000 You're dubious of gay marriage.

00:22:14.000 Ah.

00:22:16.000 Okay.

00:22:18.000 So things are getting better for me and better for Katie and better for the right in general.

00:22:23.000 They're realizing that the right was right.

00:22:25.000 And Antifa is not anti-fascist.

00:22:28.000 They're anti-America.

00:22:29.000 They are a domestic terrorist group that is here to destroy your life. 0.86

00:22:36.000 See what I'm saying?

00:22:38.000 Speaking of see what I'm saying, I don't think you know this, Ryan.

00:22:42.000 Ready for me to drop a neutron bomb in your lap? 0.92

00:22:44.000 Hell yeah.

00:22:46.000 Ready for me to blow your balls off with a bazooka? 0.98

00:22:48.000 Oh, no, no.

00:22:49.000 You ready for this?

00:22:50.000 Yes.

00:22:52.000 So was it yesterday we had Joe Schilling on the show?

00:22:55.000 Or was that two days?

00:22:56.000 Two days ago.

00:22:57.000 Pizzeria guy.

00:22:58.000 Oh, that was two.

00:23:00.000 So two days ago, we had this guy on the show, Joe Schilling.

00:23:03.000 He owns a pizzeria.

00:23:07.000 Uh-oh, I'm already getting the hiccups.

00:23:09.000 Called Heavenly Pizza in East Milan, Illinois, which is about two hours west of Chicago, Midwest.

00:23:18.000 Pretty left-wing town, despite it being in the Midwest, which confuses me, but whatever.

00:23:23.000 There he is, rocking and rolling.

00:23:25.000 Anyway, he came up with a fun idea.

00:23:28.000 FTP, not fuck the police, feed the police. 0.82

00:23:31.000 So he made them pizzas and he would get donations.

00:23:34.000 So it was profitable for him, actually.

00:23:36.000 He raised like thousands of dollars to make pizzas for cops.

00:23:41.000 And then he thought, let's go further.

00:23:44.000 Black people, low-income housing, poor people, Hispanics, whatever, immigrants. 0.94

00:23:49.000 Let's feed them.

00:23:50.000 I'll take donations for them and I'll give it to them.

00:23:52.000 This is all profitable for him.

00:23:54.000 He's not making a killing.

00:23:55.000 It's still a charity, but it works.

00:23:58.000 It has a net.

00:24:00.000 And then he goes, I'm going to have cops deliver the pizzas.

00:24:03.000 And I just, I was so happy to have this guest on my show because I'm like, this is entrepreneurs, not bureaucrats, not de Blasio's retarded gremlin wife who's blown $800 million on her Thrive campaign that has achieved zilch. 0.98

00:24:21.000 This is an entrepreneur coming up with an idea that not only shows cops that there's people out there who care about them, but also shows the poor there's people out there that care about them.

00:24:33.000 And then thirdly, brings cops to these poor areas.

00:24:39.000 They're knowing people.

00:24:40.000 Here, dude, here's the pizza.

00:24:42.000 Next time there's a major fight, they go, I know you.

00:24:45.000 I dropped a pizza off.

00:24:47.000 Like he's bonding the community.

00:24:49.000 So I go, you're fucking awesome, dude.

00:24:51.000 Anyway, yesterday, so that's Wednesday, he mentions it on his Facebook or whatever.

00:24:59.000 And Tifa finds out and they start contacting the East Malane police force.

00:25:05.000 Oh, well, who cares?

00:25:07.000 They'll just tell them to fuck off, right?

00:25:09.000 And Tifa's motto is A-C-A-B, ACAB.

00:25:12.000 All cops are bastards.

00:25:14.000 So you don't listen to them.

00:25:16.000 Police were like, shut it down.

00:25:18.000 Shut it.

00:25:19.000 Fucking down.

00:25:20.000 Shut what down?

00:25:21.000 The charity.

00:25:22.000 No.

00:25:22.000 Yeah.

00:25:23.000 What the hell?

00:25:24.000 His name is Chief.

00:25:26.000 He's in my notes.

00:25:27.000 Chief Jeff Ramsey.

00:25:30.000 No.

00:25:31.000 Fuck the police is boss. 0.98

00:25:35.000 Look at his gross thinning hair.

00:25:37.000 What a fucking turd you are.

00:25:39.000 I called him today.

00:25:41.000 He said he's not calling me back because he doesn't feel that he has to.

00:25:46.000 How brave.

00:25:48.000 That fucking shithead scumbag canned the whole thing.

00:25:53.000 Sorry.

00:25:54.000 We can't take charity.

00:25:56.000 We won't take pizzas from people affiliated with white supremacists.

00:26:01.000 Can you believe that?

00:26:02.000 So, no more pizzas for cops, and no more cops delivering pizzas to low-income outside because of an interview because of a few Antifa emails.

00:26:11.000 This is what pisses me off more than anything.

00:26:13.000 I don't give a fuck about radicals emailing people, I don't care about the mob mentality.

00:26:18.000 That's always been there.

00:26:19.000 It's the capitulation that is infuriating.

00:26:27.000 Oh, four people, four radical, lonely, abortion-loving, blue-haired dykes are mad at me. 1.00

00:26:35.000 Who hate me and my who want me to die? 0.84

00:26:38.000 They disapprove of my behavior.

00:26:40.000 All right, I'm changing it.

00:26:42.000 So the program's over because of me.

00:26:46.000 And I'm sure there's people, too, that would go, well, you shouldn't have done the interview.

00:26:49.000 You shouldn't have talked to Gavin.

00:26:50.000 Can we get him on the line?

00:26:51.000 See if he's on Skype.

00:26:54.000 Oh, Joe?

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:56.000 Do you have the technology?

00:26:57.000 I do.

00:26:59.000 So I...

00:27:02.000 I'm so fucking mad about this.

00:27:04.000 And I'm mad at our side.

00:27:06.000 I'm mad at the police top brass.

00:27:08.000 I'm mad at the right.

00:27:11.000 I'm mad at capitulation.

00:27:13.000 Let's stop blaming Antifa and BLM for our problems.

00:27:17.000 They're doing what they've always done.

00:27:18.000 They're burning shit down.

00:27:20.000 Hey, go, Joe.

00:27:22.000 What's up, Joe?

00:27:23.000 Hey, Joe.

00:27:24.000 Hey, what's up?

00:27:26.000 I'm fucking pissed, dude.

00:27:28.000 I know.

00:27:29.000 I know.

00:27:30.000 You have the same ringtone.

00:27:30.000 Oh, shit.

00:27:33.000 Hey, Levi.

00:27:35.000 I'm a little busy right now.

00:27:36.000 Can I call you back?

00:27:39.000 Oh, yeah, no.

00:27:40.000 I'm on with him right now.

00:27:42.000 I love you.

00:27:46.000 I know.

00:27:48.000 Why is your brother named Levi?

00:27:49.000 That's an American Indian name.

00:27:52.000 You know, I'm not quite sure on that, actually.

00:27:56.000 I've never...

00:27:58.000 Is Maggie Longclauss pregnant? 1.00

00:28:00.000 I don't know.

00:28:02.000 I'm not sure who that is.

00:28:04.000 That's his girlfriend. 0.81

00:28:05.000 He's on the res.

00:28:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:07.000 Yeah, we were just talking about the whole backstory.

00:28:09.000 We're getting mad about it.

00:28:10.000 Ryan didn't know the story.

00:28:12.000 And like, you know what?

00:28:14.000 I would understand if the Klan got 50 grand.

00:28:18.000 I'm sorry, if your local police force got 50 grand from the Klan.

00:28:21.000 Okay.

00:28:22.000 That doesn't look good for your record.

00:28:24.000 But, you know, you appearing on my show is offensive to very radical leftists, irrelevant Antifa lunatics.

00:28:34.000 Like I said, they're loud.

00:28:35.000 They're very small, but they're loud.

00:28:38.000 Like the kowtowing. 1.00

00:28:40.000 Kowtow to, I don't know, like taxpayers, people that you work with.

00:28:47.000 People that actually support you.

00:28:49.000 People that care about you or people that you've worked with.

00:28:51.000 If you kowtow to Antifa, well, there's 92 genders. 0.99

00:28:57.000 You have to be 69ing with children this afternoon.

00:29:00.000 You have to fucking never eat cheese.

00:29:03.000 Like these people are insatiably radical.

00:29:06.000 And the chief of police goes, I gotcha.

00:29:09.000 All right, let's stop.

00:29:12.000 Yeah.

00:29:13.000 Yeah, it's.

00:29:15.000 He's successfully sabotaging the community.

00:29:17.000 He's separating the community.

00:29:20.000 You came up with a plan that involved the police in low-income housing going, here's a pizza, dude.

00:29:20.000 Right.

00:29:26.000 Next time you see me, maybe don't be scared.

00:29:29.000 Perfect solution.

00:29:29.000 Right.

00:29:32.000 Yeah, it's, and once again, this is the chief of police.

00:29:36.000 You know, it's too bad because I had several police officers come in tonight and, you know, they're pissed, you know, because they, you know, they're all in with me, you know?

00:29:50.000 And yeah, and here we have the boss, you know.

00:29:54.000 How do you say that?

00:29:56.000 Kowtowing?

00:29:57.000 Kowtowing.

00:29:58.000 Kowtowing.

00:29:59.000 I've never heard that until I talk to you.

00:30:01.000 It's kowtow, but it's kowtow. 0.58

00:30:04.000 And it is the problem with America right now.

00:30:07.000 The problem with America is not spoiled brats being assholes. 1.00

00:30:11.000 We've always had spoiled brats. 1.00

00:30:12.000 It's good men doing nothing.

00:30:14.000 That's when bad things happen.

00:30:16.000 Exactly.

00:30:17.000 Exactly.

00:30:18.000 And that's why I'm doing something is because I'm so tired of, you know, waiting on something to happen.

00:30:27.000 You know, I don't want to be the guy that, you know, opens his mouth and then I have a bunch of people that don't like me because I did so.

00:30:33.000 But it got to a point where I am literally willing to lose my pizza place, lose my Tesla.

00:30:38.000 If I lose business over this, I don't care.

00:30:41.000 As long as I got my guitars, I'm good.

00:30:43.000 I'll just become a music, like, make a lot of music and I'll just chase that dream.

00:30:49.000 I don't even care.

00:30:50.000 You know, and I have, oh, I love it.

00:30:52.000 I have, I'm getting these hate.

00:30:54.000 Oh, gosh.

00:30:56.000 This is these people are messaging me.

00:31:01.000 What are you doing on associating with the neo-Nazi?

00:31:06.000 You better take that video down before you go out of business.

00:31:11.000 It's like, did you, and I asked, did you watch the video?

00:31:14.000 I know better not to watch than to watch this video.

00:31:17.000 I'm just trying to get it in my brain.

00:31:18.000 And the chief of police, he didn't watch the video.

00:31:18.000 I might like it.

00:31:22.000 You know, I went back and watched it.

00:31:24.000 You know, we said something about liberals, whatever.

00:31:28.000 No big deal.

00:31:29.000 But there was not an ounce of any kind of hate or discrimination.

00:31:34.000 Like, I don't understand.

00:31:35.000 I think what's happening is people can't stand the truth.

00:31:38.000 That's why they hate you.

00:31:39.000 It's why they hate me.

00:31:41.000 And nobody wants to face the truth, you know?

00:31:46.000 But the problem with that mentality is that one day the truth is going to be revealed whether we like it or not.

00:31:54.000 It's the inevitable.

00:31:55.000 It's going to suck.

00:31:57.000 It's going to be not following it.

00:31:59.000 Well, the term neo-Nazi is Nazi.

00:32:03.000 So that implies there's a new Nazi party.

00:32:06.000 And that implies that this group of evil races are going to band together and, I don't know, have an autonomous no-go zone where they burn down things. 0.59

00:32:17.000 I forgot to ask.

00:32:18.000 That's not a thing.

00:32:20.000 Antifa's doing all the things that you're scared that the right might ultimately lead to.

00:32:26.000 Your worst nightmare is happening right now in Seattle, You fucks.

00:32:31.000 Right.

00:32:33.000 Yeah, no, I forgot to ask, before we go any further, I just want to be clear.

00:32:36.000 I just want to make sure before I associate myself with you any further, are you a neo-Nazi or a white supremacist?

00:32:43.000 I just want to make sure.

00:32:44.000 Yes, I have started a new Nazi party. 0.91

00:32:48.000 We are setting up death camps all across the country.

00:32:52.000 And it's not just visible minorities, gays, clowns. 1.00

00:32:56.000 Oh, no.

00:32:57.000 Clowns?

00:32:58.000 You're killing clowns?

00:32:59.000 We're murdering.

00:33:00.000 Not yet, but we will be murdering clowns.

00:33:03.000 Oh, my God.

00:33:04.000 People who ride unicycles, you know, those guys?

00:33:06.000 Like, we consider that clown-like.

00:33:09.000 So they're dead.

00:33:11.000 Fat people, people who wear flip-flops. 0.64

00:33:15.000 Don't kill fat people.

00:33:18.000 The wheels have been set in motion, my friend.

00:33:20.000 I can't control it anymore.

00:33:22.000 Man.

00:33:23.000 People who hate Mondays.

00:33:24.000 I didn't even approve that one.

00:33:26.000 Oh, man.

00:33:27.000 Monday's my favorite day.

00:33:28.000 It's the start to the week.

00:33:29.000 I know.

00:33:30.000 It's ridiculous.

00:33:30.000 Jim Davis, the man who draws Garfield, actually likes Mondays a thousand times more than his character, Garfield.

00:33:38.000 He's a dead man.

00:33:42.000 Anyway, Joe, all right, we got to go.

00:33:43.000 We got to go behind the pitball.

00:33:45.000 But this is so infuriating because it's a microcosm of a much bigger problem.

00:33:52.000 That is this need to capitulate.

00:33:56.000 But you solved a problem and the fucked you in the ass. 1.00

00:34:00.000 Yes, this is true.

00:34:03.000 But don't worry, we're busy still, so people aren't losing their...

00:34:08.000 You get trouble.

00:34:10.000 You're brave and you never stop fighting.

00:34:12.000 Exactly.

00:34:13.000 Thank you, Joe.

00:34:15.000 Thank you, Gavin.

00:34:16.000 Cheers.

00:34:19.000 The other part of this, too, is obviously that I'm charming and influential.

00:34:24.000 Well, influentially.

00:34:25.000 If he was on, you know, David Duke's show, no one would know.

00:34:30.000 It wouldn't be a thing.

00:34:31.000 Yeah, that's why you're dangerous.

00:34:32.000 That's why you're terrible.

00:34:33.000 But they go, I don't like this guy because...

00:34:36.000 Getting an outro song.

00:34:38.000 And you're choosing your own music.

00:34:40.000 Why not?

00:34:41.000 You're promoting yourself.

00:34:42.000 No, I'm not going to promote it.

00:34:46.000 Let's read a letter or two.

00:34:47.000 Okay.

00:34:48.000 Because no one knows who doesn't pay for this site that we read letters for a major part of the show.

00:34:55.000 And they're a wonderful time.

00:34:59.000 They're a wonderful time.

00:35:00.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

00:35:05.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:35:10.000 Let me touch it.

00:35:15.000 This is from our ad guy that I vacillate from admiring and shitting on.

00:35:21.000 When are we doing Pesobic? 0.98

00:35:23.000 And I'll be responding to him, I don't know, dude.

00:35:27.000 You didn't fucking tell me about an interview you set up with my friend.

00:35:41.000 Hey, I got Jack Pesobic.

00:35:43.000 Oh, the guy texted an hour ago?

00:35:45.000 Great work.

00:35:50.000 Okay, here's a letter.

00:35:53.000 Owen, I won't say his last name.

00:35:55.000 Owen.

00:35:55.000 Hey, Gavin, I never said why religious people with acutely analytical minds don't apply that same logical thinking to God, the most important question about their perception of reality.

00:36:05.000 In a previous episode, you mentioned how you came to God, blah, blah, blah, your newborn child.

00:36:14.000 Complexity in the universe as evidence of God is similar to saying black overrepresentation in crime statistics must mean systemic racism.

00:36:21.000 The mere existence of something doesn't justify your emotional conclusion.

00:36:27.000 If there is no reasonable evidence to believe something, why believe it then?

00:36:31.000 I grew up in Catholic, like there's no evidence?

00:36:34.000 What about when you look up, asshole?

00:36:37.000 What about the universe?

00:36:38.000 It's infinite.

00:36:39.000 Your brain can't fathom infinity.

00:36:44.000 That's proof that something fishy is going on here.

00:36:49.000 I grew up in Catholic schools, but because they preserved certain values, they were the only schools that discussed philosophy and ruminated on ethics, I discovered early on there's no good reason to believe in God.

00:36:59.000 Sure.

00:37:00.000 In the light of all this.

00:37:01.000 How do we get here?

00:37:02.000 Yeah.

00:37:03.000 What's going on?

00:37:04.000 And why is everything, why are there so many checks and balances?

00:37:08.000 Like what I'm learning now in my half a century age is he leaves little clues.

00:37:14.000 For example, if you do something an infinite number of times, everything's going to happen.

00:37:19.000 Monkeys on a typewriter, right?

00:37:21.000 So if you leave monkeys on a typewriter for infinity, they're going to write the complete works of Shakespeare at some point.

00:37:28.000 Could be six billion, trillion, zillion, billion, gazillion years.

00:37:31.000 But eventually that weird coincidence will happen.

00:37:34.000 But you know that means that in the universe, which is infinite, there must be other life.

00:37:41.000 But you also know there isn't.

00:37:43.000 There's not other life.

00:37:45.000 We're the only ones.

00:37:46.000 Why is that contradiction there?

00:37:48.000 That's God leaving his business card in your logic.

00:37:52.000 And I'm thinking this week, my new obsession is insects and animals.

00:37:57.000 Animals have this incredible trajectory of evolution.

00:38:01.000 A fucking whale was a dog.

00:38:04.000 And then you look at an ant and you're like, you've been that same useless piece of shit for 20 million years.

00:38:11.000 You look at a scorpion and you go, you've been that same shape for 500 million years?

00:38:16.000 Fuck you, loser.

00:38:17.000 The symbols.

00:38:20.000 So maybe God's saying that we're better than insects and maybe he's telling us that to show that humans are better than animals.

00:38:28.000 I don't know.

00:38:29.000 I feel like there's all kinds of clues.

00:38:31.000 We are better than animals.

00:38:32.000 Of course we are.

00:38:33.000 We have dominion over all living things.

00:38:36.000 And also animals are fucking losers.

00:38:40.000 Such losers.

00:38:42.000 They're selfish.

00:38:43.000 Goats?

00:38:44.000 I'm a goat.

00:38:45.000 I'm eating a can.

00:38:48.000 Why can't we just employ the meaningful lessons from the Bible and set the supernatural aside? 0.96

00:38:53.000 I'm not averse to that.

00:38:55.000 I could throw away a few Jesus miracles.

00:38:57.000 I'm not adverse to the whole water into wine Thing.

00:39:00.000 I'm okay with making that a metaphor.

00:39:05.000 Christianity would be much more accessible if it were just shared values, blah, blah, blah.

00:39:11.000 People think it's all or nothing, but it doesn't have to be.

00:39:14.000 I agree with that.

00:39:14.000 A sort of secular Christianity is probably the best way to maintain reason while invigorating the values and cohesion that established the West.

00:39:21.000 See what I'm saying?

00:39:22.000 Owen.

00:39:23.000 Sure.

00:39:24.000 Well, when I go to church, I'm not digesting 100% of the Bible.

00:39:30.000 I go to Latin Mass.

00:39:31.000 I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

00:39:34.000 Ascriptasota mascara vascanas.

00:39:40.000 Is that?

00:39:41.000 Yahweh, Yahweh.

00:39:42.000 Boom, boom.

00:39:43.000 Kiri, Yahweh.

00:39:44.000 Half the times I hear these Latin songs, I think of the omen.

00:39:47.000 I start getting scared.

00:39:49.000 Get fired.

00:39:51.000 Get wait, have we read everything?

00:39:54.000 Last.

00:39:55.000 Yeah.

00:39:56.000 We're going to be doing a bunch of giveaways to the callers.

00:39:59.000 That'll happen at 10.

00:40:01.000 Loot crate, hashy socks, primal urge meat sticks.

00:40:06.000 But you cheap asses who don't pay for this site can't have anything. 1.00

00:40:12.000 The survival rate of COVID is 99.7.

00:40:15.000 We had a 99.8 resubscription rate as the year passed in June for one year of censored.tv.

00:40:25.000 That many people re-upped their subscription because they signed up for one guy, a guy with two thumbs who loves blowjobs.

00:40:33.000 They got, they're about to get Katie Hopkins. 0.58

00:40:36.000 We got Jim Goad.

00:40:37.000 We have Larry Barnes, world heavyweight champion, discussing fights.

00:40:42.000 We've, what would you call Gary?

00:40:48.000 A wanderer.

00:40:49.000 A wanderer.

00:40:50.000 A gypsy. 1.00

00:40:51.000 Seemingly mentally ill gypsy named Gary reading our mail. 0.99

00:40:56.000 We have Laura Loomer, Congresswoman to be.

00:40:59.000 We have Jacob Wall.

00:41:03.000 We have Copper Cab.

00:41:05.000 We have Milo every Friday night.

00:41:07.000 And actually, Katie was asking a lot about Milo.

00:41:10.000 And she goes, is he okay?

00:41:11.000 Is he all right?

00:41:12.000 Everyone's worried.

00:41:12.000 You know what I mean?

00:41:14.000 And I said, the thing about Milo is he's ambitious.

00:41:18.000 So you kick him.

00:41:20.000 And this is, I think, the first time he's been kicked down.

00:41:22.000 Like, Michelle Monken has been flushed down the toilet 100 times. 1.00

00:41:25.000 And so you can't hurt her.

00:41:27.000 She's like, hello, I'm back up from the sewers.

00:41:30.000 But Milo, I think this is his first flush.

00:41:33.000 And he came out of it going, all right, what about this?

00:41:36.000 A dating show.

00:41:37.000 I'll be a woman, and we'll get three attractive girls, and then we'll match them up with conservatives and see if they can start finding love. 1.00

00:41:48.000 He built a wall on his show.

00:41:50.000 Yeah.

00:41:51.000 And Paul ate glass.

00:41:54.000 Paul ate glass?

00:41:55.000 He ate glass.

00:41:57.000 Thanks for you said it once, and then you went like this.

00:42:00.000 He ate glass because we don't know what glass or eating is.

00:42:04.000 We never heard of those things.

00:42:05.000 Put those two things together.

00:42:06.000 You know, eating?

00:42:07.000 Where you're like talking, but you don't say anything, and then food is in your face, and then it goes away and becomes poo.

00:42:14.000 Have you heard of this?

00:42:18.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:42:22.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:42:52.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:42:59.000 Fucking cock.

00:43:02.000 I'm not lamenting the lack of penises in my life as a closeted gay man.

00:43:08.000 I am saying fucking cock to Chief Jeff Ramsey, who shut down a charitable program that unites his police force and the black community that want his police force dead.

00:43:23.000 He shut it down because radical leftists think I'm a white supremacist and the man who makes the pizzas spoke to me.

00:43:33.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:43:38.000 Wait, did we just, did you just double down on that and now something else bad's going to happen now?

00:43:43.000 What do you mean?

00:43:45.000 We just talked to him again.

00:43:47.000 Is this going to cause some other thing?

00:43:49.000 What other thing could it cost?

00:43:50.000 The program's done.

00:43:51.000 They're not accepting pizzas.

00:43:54.000 Do you know what's been going on in this world, Ryan, as you sit there playing your video games?

00:43:58.000 Atlanta cops are leaving the force in droves.

00:44:02.000 It's a blue flu.

00:44:03.000 Oh, cool.

00:44:04.000 You have a name for it.

00:44:06.000 No, Twitter has.

00:44:08.000 They're not showing up to calls.

00:44:10.000 They're calling in sick.

00:44:13.000 And they're quitting.

00:44:14.000 They're sacrificing their pensions worth millions of dollars, by the way.

00:44:19.000 If you're making a lot of the New York cops I know that busted their ass towards the end and really got their numbers up before they retired, they pay you like 80% of what you made in your best year, your last year.

00:44:30.000 So they just, they don't see their families and they go into overtime dementia and they earn like 170 grand their last year.

00:44:42.000 So they get paid 100 grand or 110 grand, whatever, for the rest of their lives.

00:44:46.000 It ends up being about $4 million.

00:44:50.000 So these guys are throwing away $4 million because they're so fucking pissed that this Atlanta cop is facing felony murder.

00:45:02.000 What?

00:45:02.000 The guy grabbed his taser and shot him with it.

00:45:05.000 You saw the video, right?

00:45:06.000 Yeah.

00:45:07.000 Some cop, I couldn't find evidence of this, but some cop told me that in Dallas, they're pushing for it to be felony murder if you shoot someone who attacks you with a knife.

00:45:22.000 And I'm like, every cop has to be fucking Bruce Lee?

00:45:26.000 I would say 5% of cops box and take MMA and that kind of thing.

00:45:32.000 The rest of them are pretty fat pigs.

00:45:34.000 Bad choice of words.

00:45:36.000 But a lot of them are chubsters. 1.00

00:45:39.000 A lot of them look like Chief Wiggum.

00:45:42.000 And especially when they get older, when they're about to retire, now I gotta fucking do some crab McGraw ninja moves every time someone has a every time some 20-year-old on meth has a knife.

00:45:54.000 *whisps* *whisps* *whisps*

00:46:00.000 What am I?

00:46:01.000 I should have been doing sound effects for that the whole time.

00:46:03.000 What am I?

00:46:03.000 Li Lianjie?

00:46:05.000 What am I?

00:46:05.000 Wong Fei Hong?

00:46:08.000 See, that's kung fu movie buff talk.

00:46:12.000 What are you doing?

00:46:12.000 You're opening premiere?

00:46:14.000 I want to see if I could make a shut it down clip while doing this.

00:46:17.000 Just by reading his lips, if I'm going like, shut it down.

00:46:22.000 You're making a new clip on the show.

00:46:25.000 Yeah, it takes retarded. 1.00

00:46:27.000 All right.

00:46:28.000 I guess we should talk to Pesobic. 1.00

00:46:31.000 Okay.

00:46:34.000 Yeah.

00:46:34.000 So Atlanta's quitting.

00:46:36.000 Chicago's on fire, dude.

00:46:38.000 Chicago's going fucking nuts.

00:46:42.000 And the MIPD is allegedly going on strike on July 4th.

00:46:47.000 And I said to my wife, good.

00:46:49.000 Burn it down.

00:46:51.000 And she goes, businesses are going to be destroyed.

00:46:53.000 And I said, good.

00:46:55.000 And then she goes, women are going to get raped. 1.00

00:46:57.000 Children are going to get hurt.

00:46:58.000 And I was like, all right, not great.

00:47:06.000 We got Jack.

00:47:07.000 Hi, Jack.

00:47:08.000 Gavin, what's going on?

00:47:10.000 How you doing?

00:47:11.000 I'm still showering.

00:47:13.000 I'm like my fifth shower after leaving the Seattle Autonomous Zone.

00:47:17.000 And I'm telling you, I still have the stench of despair on me.

00:47:21.000 I don't want to be judgmental, and I don't want this to hurt your feelings, but I've never been able to smell someone through Skype, but I can smell body odor and foreskin and puke through the Skype.

00:47:34.000 No, no, that's on your end.

00:47:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:47:38.000 That's what that is.

00:47:39.000 Is Chaz going to...

00:47:46.000 Yeah, no.

00:47:47.000 I mean, you know, the North Korean experiment is really a good model for them. 0.96

00:47:52.000 I think it's definitely something where they can thrive.

00:47:55.000 Why aren't you on video, by the way?

00:47:56.000 Can we not video him?

00:47:59.000 Are you on video Skype right now?

00:48:01.000 I want to see you.

00:48:02.000 I miss you.

00:48:03.000 I miss you as well.

00:48:04.000 I miss your Musk, but not the other part.

00:48:07.000 So we're just doing audio?

00:48:10.000 Yeah, just audio this time.

00:48:12.000 Okay.

00:48:13.000 I'll show some Chaz B-roll in the meantime. 0.93

00:48:15.000 So you were down there.

00:48:17.000 How long can this last?

00:48:19.000 What do you think?

00:48:20.000 Like, can it be even another week?

00:48:22.000 Yeah, so what's crazy is like, they tried to do one of these up in Portland, right?

00:48:26.000 So the weekend I was there, Portland Antifa drove up.

00:48:31.000 It's just a couple hours south from Seattle.

00:48:32.000 So they drove up, saw what was what, and then they went back to Portland and tried to set up their own last night right outside of the mayor's house.

00:48:39.000 And the mayor, Ted Wheeler, and I got to give him credit, he was like, no.

00:48:43.000 And he sent the cops in at 6 a.m.

00:48:44.000 They busted the entire thing up while everybody was asleep at their parents' house.

00:48:48.000 But in Seattle, you've got a situation where the mayor has been playing footsies with these guys and the governor doesn't want to do anything.

00:48:58.000 So she's sort of like, it reminds me of when I covered the Freddie Gray riots in 2015.

00:49:03.000 And the mayor said, well, I just want to give them space to be heard.

00:49:06.000 And then they, you know, they burn down the city.

00:49:10.000 That's kind of what's going on here.

00:49:12.000 So there's this weird back and forth going on where during the daytime, it's actually kind of chill for the most part, unless you come in as like a Christian street preacher or if you're carrying something divisive, you know, like carrying an American flag or something more.

00:49:27.000 Something divisive and fascist, like an American flag.

00:49:30.000 But then at night is when it gets really crazy.

00:49:33.000 Break-ins, arson, mob.

00:49:37.000 They call it mobbing.

00:49:38.000 Like they go mobbing around town.

00:49:41.000 And that's when Warlord Ratz and his posse are marching around.

00:49:44.000 So what if you live in an apartment in this zone and you're an old Polish woman who likes to make soup? 1.00

00:49:52.000 Like, what's your life like?

00:49:55.000 Yeah, so they've already started very quietly been reaching out to like local police and local media because they're terrified, right?

00:50:04.000 Some of them are terrified right now.

00:50:06.000 There was a report yesterday.

00:50:07.000 Someone said they got followed into a parking garage by and then they jumped into their car before they could, you know, before they could do anything.

00:50:15.000 They didn't know what was going on.

00:50:16.000 These are people who are just trying to live their lives, right?

00:50:18.000 They're not necessarily, these are normies, right?

00:50:21.000 They're not necessarily political.

00:50:22.000 They're like, yeah, Black Lives Matter. 0.53

00:50:24.000 Okay, sure.

00:50:24.000 Yeah, Black Lives, I like Black people.

00:50:26.000 Black people are fine.

00:50:27.000 But they don't want to get involved in any of this craziness.

00:50:31.000 And so it's going to be kind of like the Occupy movement, I think, which most of those lasted for about a month before the local residents, the actual taxpayers and the business owners of the area were just fed up and had enough and they finally cleared them all out.

00:50:45.000 I think this is going to follow something along the similar timeline.

00:50:49.000 Well, that movement ended in feces and rape, and it's looking like this is headed in the same direction.

00:50:55.000 Yes, but with guns.

00:50:57.000 Feces, rape, and guns. 0.98

00:50:58.000 They keep adding a new thing every time they do this.

00:51:02.000 Right.

00:51:03.000 Well, they're militant now, and that's the problem, right?

00:51:05.000 We had one of these John Brown gun club guys who go around manning the checkpoints, making sure there's no conservatives who get in or anything.

00:51:16.000 And one of the guys, they're so incredibly irresponsible with their guns.

00:51:20.000 One of the guys lost his gun and his kit.

00:51:23.000 He said he was, oh, I was staying out, and I woke up and it was gone.

00:51:26.000 And then they launched a GoFundMe to try to buy some new rifles for him.

00:51:30.000 I'm like, this doesn't sound like it's very good.

00:51:32.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:51:34.000 Unbelievable.

00:51:35.000 We lost our guns.

00:51:36.000 Can you buy us new guns?

00:51:40.000 I'm like, no, you were the people.

00:51:42.000 And then there was another video that came out.

00:51:44.000 Warlord Raz is going around handing out AR-15s from the back of his Tesla.

00:51:52.000 And he said, and they said, what are you doing this way?

00:51:54.000 He said, well, I heard there's Proud Boys in Seattle.

00:51:56.000 I heard this Proud Boys are going to come in.

00:51:59.000 And what, so You're going to shoot them?

00:52:01.000 Like, that's the plan, Raz?

00:52:04.000 You're just going to shoot people for walking up with a different opinion than you or something.

00:52:09.000 And it's like, this is like, you know, the Sharks versus the Jets and Westside story.

00:52:14.000 But I got to tell you, that guy, Raz, he's pretty soft on his own, right?

00:52:17.000 He kind of gets muscle to do stuff for him, but I had the opportunity to meet him up close and personal, and the guy's soft.

00:52:25.000 He's actually pretty little.

00:52:26.000 He's a pussy, is what you're trying to say. 0.96

00:52:29.000 Yes, yes, he is.

00:52:30.000 Raz is a pussy. 1.00

00:52:32.000 So he's got his enforcers that he'll go have him do his dirty work for him.

00:52:32.000 All right.

00:52:38.000 Like you see somebody filming him for too long, and that's actually what happened.

00:52:41.000 So there was a journalist from Scriber News who's sitting next to me and what they call the conversation couch.

00:52:47.000 So we were sitting on the conversation couch, and it's like two in the morning after the break-in, and they're holding this thief at gunpoint.

00:52:56.000 And he goes to film Raz and the posse to kind of show, hey, this is what goes on at night here.

00:53:01.000 This isn't like the kumbaya and everybody's scratching each other's backs and doing drugs during the day.

00:53:06.000 This is some gang stuff going on here.

00:53:07.000 So he goes to film Raz, and then Raz is kind of like looking over and then looking over.

00:53:13.000 And then he sends one of his enforcers over, and that guy just starts wailing on the journalist.

00:53:19.000 And finally, I got enough people over and we just broke it all up.

00:53:24.000 But Raz, at the same time, walks away.

00:53:28.000 He just walks away as it's going on.

00:53:30.000 Like he's like, oh, I'm wiping my hands of it.

00:53:31.000 It's because he's a coward.

00:53:33.000 At the end of the day, he's just a coward who's got some crazy people working for him and he wants to rule the roost.

00:53:43.000 Fantastic.

00:53:45.000 All right, Jack, thanks for coming on the show.

00:53:46.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:53:48.000 I miss you too, sweetheart.

00:53:50.000 Bye.

00:53:54.000 Cowboys are going there on my birthday. 0.63

00:53:56.000 Chaz Raz.

00:53:57.000 The day I turn 50, they are going to storm Chaz and kick everyone's ass. 1.00

00:54:03.000 That seems like a great idea.

00:54:05.000 I'll be very surprised if anything's there at the time.

00:54:09.000 Like Occupy Wall Street died on its own.

00:54:12.000 We were joking the other day.

00:54:14.000 Imagine it just thrives.

00:54:18.000 It becomes like this anarcho-socialist commune that is so efficient that it just starts spreading across America.

00:54:26.000 We all start bartering.

00:54:27.000 I'll give you a chicken if you fix my sink.

00:54:30.000 And all of a sudden, America abandons capitalism.

00:54:33.000 What came first, the chicken or the sink?

00:54:35.000 What about sequencing the genome?

00:54:37.000 I'll give you a chicken if you sequence my genome.

00:54:41.000 I need 7,000 chickens.

00:54:44.000 Oh, okay.

00:54:45.000 As a down payment.

00:54:47.000 I guess I'll just steal the keys to a chicken farm and give those to you.

00:54:55.000 I guess we got to take calls soon.

00:54:57.000 Yeah.

00:54:57.000 Is that what it's come down to?

00:54:59.000 We can do that.

00:55:00.000 I have so many other stories.

00:55:02.000 I want to talk about the biggest loser couple in America, Jamie Peck and her boyfriend, her husband.

00:55:08.000 But that's a whole Jared Shanahan.

00:55:10.000 That's a whole other show.

00:55:12.000 Iran had a thing where they called us all racist.

00:55:18.000 Today, it was painful being in Breezy Point today because I'm banned.

00:55:24.000 4% of Manhattanites voted for Trump.

00:55:28.000 Almost 80% of Breezy Point residents voted for Trump.

00:55:33.000 It's copland.

00:55:34.000 It's a secret, very secluded beach community in which I think it's Queens.

00:55:42.000 It's like, it's so far down the south, it's hard to tell if it's Brooklyn or Queens.

00:55:46.000 And when I walk down the street there, I get high fives.

00:55:48.000 Hey, how you doing?

00:55:49.000 There's American flags everywhere.

00:55:52.000 Trump flags everywhere.

00:55:54.000 It is the South in New York city.

00:56:00.000 But I tried to rent a place there and they Googled me and they said, you're too controversial.

00:56:05.000 Sorry, we don't want you here.

00:56:07.000 That's why I had all those Breezy Point episodes last year because I was trying to fuck them.

00:56:12.000 That's when I was on my mutual vacation.

00:56:14.000 That's when John and Max were arrested.

00:56:18.000 It was a weird, that was a crazy time.

00:56:20.000 Oh, really?

00:56:20.000 Yep.

00:56:21.000 John and Max were arrested when I was banned.

00:56:23.000 We were only a couple of episodes into the new website.

00:56:26.000 Well, you know what's funny?

00:56:27.000 The woman I was visiting today, the broker comes by to show the house to renters, and that's the broker that set up my deal.

00:56:35.000 Whoa.

00:56:36.000 And I was like, thank you so much for all your hard work.

00:56:39.000 You didn't get one penny because I didn't end up staying here because I'm banned from Coptown.

00:56:44.000 Remember when that summer too, there's a Jewish club, a Jewish sort of country club.

00:56:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:52.000 It's all blue-collar.

00:56:52.000 Graffiti or something?

00:56:54.000 You can have country clubs in blue-collar towns.

00:56:56.000 There was a Jewish country club and a more sort of a Catholic Irish country club down the beach.

00:57:01.000 And the Jewish country club was vandalized and it said like, fuck the Jews, the Holocaust never happened, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:07.000 And Cuomo wanted it to be Proud Boy so fucking bad.

00:57:12.000 So bad that I suspected he did it.

00:57:14.000 And then we found out it was a disgruntled African-American 14-year-old who was super pissed for being fired.

00:57:23.000 And she was like, I don't even think she was very political.

00:57:26.000 Like if it was vegetarian, she would have wrote like meat rules, eat fucking steaks. 1.00

00:57:33.000 She just wanted to piss off her boss.

00:57:36.000 But Cuomo saw this as evidence that I'm dangerous and prowboys are dangerous and blah, blah, fucking blah.

00:57:43.000 All right, let's start taking calls.

00:57:45.000 All right.

00:57:45.000 I guess I have to start sketching.

00:57:47.000 Are we giving away?

00:57:48.000 Oh, we got to start giving away.

00:57:50.000 Give it away.

00:57:51.000 Give it away now.

00:57:52.000 Can you be my little bitch? 1.00

00:57:54.000 Be my little beach.

00:57:58.000 Get me more bourbon with some rocks and some blank paper.

00:58:02.000 A beer would be great.

00:58:04.000 You know, I drink beer now when I drink bourbon Not To do...

00:58:11.000 I'm a two-cube nigga.

00:58:13.000 Not to do anything but slow down the bourbon drinking.

00:58:17.000 So my beer is like a water.

00:58:20.000 And I always now get a beer and a maker's.

00:58:23.000 Because if I just have makers all night, I'm going to wet to bed and have AIDS the next day.

00:58:29.000 So the beer is like a Way to slow down the makers.

00:58:33.000 And I thought it would be a great invention for brutal alcoholics like myself to give us.

00:58:41.000 We've talked about this on the show in the past, so I'm sorry to bore you, but a safe where your booze is locked in the safe, you can fill it up two ounces, and then it won't work for another two hours.

00:58:57.000 Why go to AA when you can have technology discipline you?

00:59:01.000 *sad*

00:59:07.000 Be my little baby! 0.77

00:59:13.000 We got Eric.

00:59:18.000 Hello.

00:59:19.000 Hey.

00:59:19.000 Hello.

00:59:22.000 Hey.

00:59:23.000 Hey.

00:59:23.000 Hello.

00:59:24.000 Hello.

00:59:25.000 I just want to start by saying that.

00:59:27.000 Hello.

00:59:28.000 But I actually had never tried makers until watching your podcast, and it's actually pretty incredible.

00:59:36.000 You know what's incredible about it?

00:59:38.000 When you're hungover the next morning and you have explosive diarrhea, it smells like Halloween candy in the bathroom for some strange reason.

00:59:46.000 Right?

00:59:46.000 And then kids come knocking on your bathroom hand and shut the tree.

00:59:49.000 Yeah, they're like, hey, Brad, what are you doing in there?

00:59:51.000 You have bubble gum in there?

00:59:54.000 Your ass turns to Willy Wonka's chocolate factor.

00:59:56.000 I think it's doing a weird thing to my body, though.

00:59:58.000 Like, I'll eat and get super bloated with like two hot dogs and a beer, and I look like fucking Santa Claus.

01:00:05.000 And then I'll drink a bourbon, and my metabolism will go into overdrive to break it down because they think the bourbon is poison.

01:00:13.000 And they're kind of right.

01:00:16.000 But I think it makes your body less able to digest on its own.

01:00:20.000 Because it's like, oh, I'll wait for the poison trick to break down this hot dog.

01:00:25.000 So I think it's actually making me fatter.

01:00:29.000 I don't know.

01:00:30.000 That stuff is incredible, though.

01:00:32.000 Yeah, I think your goal should be to keep it under three a night.

01:00:38.000 That's a good goal to have.

01:00:42.000 When did you last get laid?

01:00:46.000 Actually, two nights ago at Myrtle Beach.

01:00:48.000 Apparently, it's a hot zone now for COVID, so I need to stay under quarantine.

01:00:54.000 Who did you fuck? 1.00

01:00:56.000 My fiancé.

01:00:58.000 Oh, nice.

01:00:59.000 What was the general setup?

01:01:00.000 Doggy, missionary? 1.00

01:01:04.000 Nah, just a typical missionary.

01:01:07.000 You know, this morning I was thinking, like, I'm going to do something crazy with my wife.

01:01:11.000 I'm going to fuck her like at one mile an hour. 1.00

01:01:14.000 Like, I had this big plan.

01:01:18.000 And then by the time I got up, brushed my teeth and everything, I was like, nah, we're just going to pound it out.

01:01:24.000 Yeah, sometimes you plan it one way and then it just kind of works out another.

01:01:28.000 Yeah, you have the big ideas.

01:01:30.000 You know, another one I like to do.

01:01:31.000 Yeah, as long as you reach that goal, that's the only thing there.

01:01:35.000 Right.

01:01:35.000 But it's good to have variety and have a different one each time.

01:01:39.000 Like, yes, of course, you just want to do the easy, like, eat your dog food at your bowl kind of thing.

01:01:44.000 But you also want to mix it up a bit.

01:01:47.000 Like, I haven't done this in a long time, but I used to do this thing where I was like, neat nah, neat nah, boom.

01:01:55.000 Pause.

01:01:56.000 Neat nah, neat, nah, boom.

01:01:59.000 So it was, it kept you on edge.

01:02:00.000 You don't know what's going to, when's the next thrust coming?

01:02:06.000 You want to switch it up, but it's like in your mind, you build it up in your head, and you go to dude.

01:02:10.000 It's like, all right, this is, yeah, let's get into it.

01:02:13.000 Yeah, it's kind of like food in a way.

01:02:16.000 Like, you want to have a nice stir-fry with cashews.

01:02:19.000 I want to eat a salad.

01:02:20.000 It sounds good, but damn.

01:02:24.000 I want to soak the tofu in soy sauce for 12 hours before I put it in the stir-fry.

01:02:30.000 And then other times you're like, just give me a fucking slice of mozzarella. 0.87

01:02:36.000 All right, buddy.

01:02:37.000 Thanks for calling.

01:02:38.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:02:39.000 Oh, you won, by the way.

01:02:39.000 Fuck off.

01:02:41.000 You douche.

01:02:42.000 I won.

01:02:43.000 Yeah.

01:02:45.000 Now let's just talk about what you won.

01:02:47.000 Yeah.

01:02:47.000 You didn't just win.

01:02:50.000 I actually had something to say, though.

01:02:51.000 That was just like.

01:02:52.000 Yeah, he never got to.

01:02:54.000 He never asked your question.

01:02:56.000 You kept talking about your penis.

01:02:58.000 Yeah, well, I heard you say about makers, and I lose makers, but I'm a manager in the grocery store, and a police officer came through, and I went and like, he went and was putting his grocery stuff up, and I paid for his bill.

01:03:13.000 And the person with him was apparently someone in our corporate headquarters.

01:03:17.000 And the cashier, he's this SGW girl who never taking police orders.

01:03:23.000 I did not understand one word you just said.

01:03:25.000 You sound like you're flanging in and out.

01:03:27.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:03:28.000 Are you hearing him, Ryan?

01:03:29.000 Yeah.

01:03:30.000 What do you say?

01:03:31.000 He's the manager of a grocery store.

01:03:32.000 There was a cop, and he paid for his bill.

01:03:35.000 He paid for his items.

01:03:37.000 And then the person he was with was some SJW blue-haired type chick, right? 0.97

01:03:43.000 Yep.

01:03:44.000 Yes, correct.

01:03:45.000 And what'd she do?

01:03:46.000 Yeah, what'd she do?

01:03:48.000 And well, later she came to me and she said the person with the officer was part of our corporate headquarters.

01:03:56.000 And she said it in a way like, oh, you're going to get in trouble.

01:03:59.000 And I'm thinking, please fire me for that.

01:04:03.000 What town are you in?

01:04:06.000 I'm in Mooresville, North Carolina.

01:04:09.000 Hoarsville.

01:04:11.000 So let me just get this straight.

01:04:14.000 The sin that was committed was someone in your grocery store's organization knows a cop.

01:04:25.000 Yeah, pretty much.

01:04:27.000 In other words, we should not speak to police.

01:04:31.000 If you meet someone at a bar, hey, how's it going?

01:04:34.000 Yeah, the Mets sucked this year.

01:04:35.000 And they go, yeah, well, as a cop, and you're supposed to go, what did you just say?

01:04:39.000 And then walk away.

01:04:40.000 Right?

01:04:41.000 No friends.

01:04:42.000 I know someone in your corporate.

01:04:45.000 Cops cannot be your friend.

01:04:48.000 Okay, got it.

01:04:51.000 See, this is why all this shit is good for us.

01:04:55.000 Because we've been seen as like these nutty KKK lunatics who want to fucking throw gays off buildings?

01:05:03.000 And we've been saying, No, we're not that.

01:05:05.000 We just think that things are getting too extreme.

01:05:07.000 And then they went, Fuck you.

01:05:08.000 And then things went really extreme.

01:05:10.000 And now they're going, Oh, maybe you're right.

01:05:15.000 All right, thanks for calling, dude.

01:05:18.000 I got your info.

01:05:19.000 I'll contact you after the thing.

01:05:21.000 So that caller, that caller, as well as the next caller, gets two pairs of Heshi socks.

01:05:29.000 Yes.

01:05:30.000 Heshiwear.com.

01:05:32.000 H-E-S-H-I, Heshy. 1.00

01:05:34.000 Heshy.

01:05:35.000 They gave me a huge bag of socks for me and a huge bag of socks for Milo.

01:05:39.000 And I thought, I'm just keeping Milo's socks.

01:05:42.000 So now I have an entire drawer of Heshy socks. 0.99

01:05:46.000 I'm not going to go find him.

01:05:48.000 He's in New Jersey.

01:05:49.000 Yeah, good point.

01:05:50.000 Promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.

01:05:54.000 Number two, no, both callers get all of this.

01:05:59.000 Hell yeah.

01:05:59.000 One loot crate, and that's lootcrate.com.

01:06:03.000 It's a place that gives you presents basically every month.

01:06:06.000 Promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.

01:06:09.000 And then three, the first two callers get one box of primal urge meatsticks, which was my nickname for my dick.

01:06:18.000 So what it is, it's a latex duplication of my exact penis erect. 0.66

01:06:23.000 No, just kidding.

01:06:25.000 It is delicious meat sticks.

01:06:28.000 I guess that's beef jerky.

01:06:30.000 I should maybe do a little more research on our sponsors.

01:06:30.000 Something like that, yeah.

01:06:33.000 Primalurge.com.

01:06:35.000 So primal, the word primal, urge, u-r-g-e dot com, promo code Gavin, 20% off.

01:06:42.000 That's right.

01:06:43.000 And our second caller will be coming from our Discord.

01:06:46.000 You can join it at censor.tv slash discord.

01:06:50.000 Censor.tv.

01:06:54.000 It's like half Bob Maneri and half Dinesh D'Souza.

01:06:58.000 Okay, thank you.

01:06:59.000 We're going to have sensor.tv and half fucking Down syndrome, apparently.

01:07:07.000 Hey guys.

01:07:09.000 Have you learned?

01:07:10.000 What's going on, guys?

01:07:11.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:07:14.000 What's going on?

01:07:17.000 So we do have a caller lined up.

01:07:20.000 The next caller that's lined up, they are the big winner.

01:07:24.000 Bristol, go ahead.

01:07:24.000 All right.

01:07:26.000 Hello, Gavin.

01:07:28.000 How are you?

01:07:29.000 Hi, girl.

01:07:31.000 Hey.

01:07:33.000 Hello from Oklahoma City.

01:07:35.000 We were talking in the Discord the other night, and we all kind of have a burning question for you.

01:07:42.000 Do you eat ass?

01:07:46.000 Yes, I guess is the short answer.

01:07:51.000 When you get older, though, in a marriage, I've known my wife for 20 years, so it's not exactly ass-eating town.

01:07:58.000 Like there's in the past, there may have been ball gags involved.

01:08:02.000 There may have been magic wands, and there may have been handcuffs and all that stuff.

01:08:07.000 But now, 20 years in, my goal is just like to get away from the most standard doggy style fuck imaginable.

01:08:17.000 And that's not easy.

01:08:19.000 So when you say, do you eat ass?

01:08:21.000 It implies that I'm like a single guy out and about.

01:08:24.000 But in my heyday, oh yeah.

01:08:29.000 In fact, I've always said, if you can't get it up and you don't have blue chew, just smell her ass. 1.00

01:08:35.000 And you'll be so disgusted with yourself for being such a disgusting pervert that you'll get a boner. 0.96

01:08:41.000 Homeboys are going to like get it.

01:08:44.000 I mean, you're not wrong.

01:08:45.000 My boyfriend, he likes to sniff my ass.

01:08:48.000 So I think it's a common thing.

01:08:52.000 Yeah, it's a disgusting, horrible thing that men do that reminds them that they're animals.

01:09:00.000 Look at that home.

01:09:03.000 Well, I really appreciate you answering our question.

01:09:06.000 I'm sure they're going to be really happy to hear the answer.

01:09:08.000 Congratulations.

01:09:09.000 And I will.

01:09:10.000 And by the way, people on the Discord, in the 18 plus porn section of the Discord, can we stop it with the women that are in unbelievable shape? 0.96

01:09:21.000 Like, I'm not into six packs.

01:09:24.000 You know, they put a picture of you spreading your ass. 1.00

01:09:28.000 Yes.

01:09:28.000 And it's totally reasonable to be horrified by that picture.

01:09:31.000 I was too.

01:09:32.000 I hadn't seen my asshole before.

01:09:34.000 I didn't know what it looked like.

01:09:35.000 It's weird how brown the whole area is. 0.53

01:09:39.000 It's got a patina.

01:09:41.000 But secondly, the picture of the erection was from the Mercedes Carrera episode.

01:09:46.000 I had Peyroni's disease at the time, so it's curved.

01:09:50.000 So it's curving into the camera.

01:09:52.000 So it is actually much smaller.

01:09:54.000 If you want to see my actual penis, look at the video where I'm running on the beach, and it's basically a boa constrictor bouncing off each leg.

01:10:04.000 You're such a ghoul.

01:10:07.000 I got it.

01:10:07.000 I'll definitely search that up and do my own research on that one.

01:10:11.000 Do your own penis research.

01:10:13.000 Congrats on the Heshy socks and stuff. 0.99

01:10:17.000 Thank you.

01:10:18.000 Thank you.

01:10:19.000 Have fun.

01:10:20.000 See ya.

01:10:22.000 We're going to go back and forth and back and forth from the callers to the Discord, the call of the Discord.

01:10:22.000 All right, guys.

01:10:26.000 So be right back.

01:10:29.000 We have another call.

01:10:31.000 This is Jennifer Tennis.

01:10:34.000 Jennifer Tennis.

01:10:35.000 That's a weird name.

01:10:36.000 Is this Jennifer Tennis?

01:10:38.000 No, it's Jenna.

01:10:40.000 Oh, I see.

01:10:41.000 What's your name?

01:10:43.000 Jenna.

01:10:44.000 And what's your last name?

01:10:47.000 Young.

01:10:48.000 Young?

01:10:49.000 Oh, that's not that crazy.

01:10:50.000 I like the name Jennifer Tennis.

01:10:52.000 Yeah, you should change it.

01:10:55.000 It sounds like a cool murder name.

01:10:57.000 So ultimately, Jennifer Tennis was arrested for double homicide. 1.00

01:11:04.000 Well, maybe that's true.

01:11:05.000 I don't know.

01:11:06.000 We'll see.

01:11:07.000 What's up, Jennifer Tennis?

01:11:12.000 Hi.

01:11:12.000 Well, first I wanted to say I want to make you like a pool boy.

01:11:17.000 Yeah.

01:11:19.000 I was just watching that episode the other day.

01:11:21.000 That was a funny riff we had with Stephen Van Sant.

01:11:25.000 Yeah.

01:11:27.000 Well, I've been binge watching because my husband and I are doing construction on our house.

01:11:35.000 And so I heard that one.

01:11:37.000 I've actually, we've been doing so much construction that I've listened to every episode twice, and that includes CR-TV.

01:11:44.000 You're really binging.

01:11:44.000 Oh, wow.

01:11:46.000 Well, you should check out the other shows, like Soph, she's a meaty meal. 1.00

01:11:54.000 Oh, yeah, definitely.

01:11:56.000 I've listened to Biggs a few times, and I'll check out Soph.

01:12:02.000 Thanks.

01:12:03.000 Biggs is going to start doing Man on the Street stuffs.

01:12:08.000 Oh, fine.

01:12:09.000 And he said, I'm probably going to mostly be on the beach.

01:12:12.000 Should I call it Biggs on the Beach?

01:12:13.000 And I said, no, because if you're Biggs on the beach and you do some street interviews, it looks weird. 0.80

01:12:20.000 If you're Biggs on the street and you do some beach interviews, it's fine. 1.00

01:12:24.000 It's like Christian. 0.99

01:12:25.000 Like Catholics are Christian. 0.99

01:12:29.000 Yes.

01:12:30.000 But Christians, if you have a Christian show and it's all about Catholicism, it would be weird. 0.94

01:12:36.000 Well, hey, let me tell you this.

01:12:37.000 First of all, the video drops have ruined my life, okay?

01:12:42.000 I think them all the time.

01:12:45.000 You know, someone in real life will say something where you guys would drop and get good at it, if you will.

01:12:54.000 But it doesn't happen.

01:12:55.000 And so then I get all confused.

01:12:57.000 Yeah.

01:12:57.000 Jennifer Tennis, we're in the same boat.

01:13:00.000 And the other weird part, too, is like even my wife, who doesn't watch the show, I'll say like, I was getting good and getting good at it, if you will.

01:13:09.000 And then she'll not know what I'm talking about.

01:13:11.000 So she'll just see me go, getting good at it, if you will.

01:13:15.000 And it's like a tree fell in the woods.

01:13:17.000 It didn't make a sound.

01:13:18.000 No one knows what I'm talking about.

01:13:19.000 I felt ugly.

01:13:20.000 I felt gay.

01:13:21.000 Listen, I did it with my kids once.

01:13:24.000 I homeschooled.

01:13:26.000 I caught myself halfway through, but anyway.

01:13:32.000 Okay, well, Gavin, what I wanted to say is, morally, what I appreciate most about you is your defense of the Oxford comma.

01:13:41.000 Thank you.

01:13:42.000 Okay.

01:13:42.000 I'm still working hard.

01:13:48.000 Listen, there's something that you say that's grammatically incorrect.

01:13:53.000 Okay, let's have it.

01:13:54.000 You want me to tell you about it?

01:13:56.000 Okay, so it has to do with pronouns.

01:13:56.000 Yep.

01:13:59.000 Okay, so sometimes you use the nominative pronoun when you mean to use, or when it's correctly, would be the objective pronoun.

01:14:10.000 Okay, so for example.

01:14:15.000 Okay, so if you said the sentence, Milo works with Ryan and I. So the I is a nominative pronoun, which means it goes at the beginning of a sentence.

01:14:29.000 And the objective pronoun is me.

01:14:32.000 Me.

01:14:32.000 So yes, so an objective pronoun is.

01:14:37.000 Milo works with Ryan and me.

01:14:39.000 Me and Ryan.

01:14:42.000 Yeah, so it's the object of the preposition, the direct object, or the indirect object.

01:14:46.000 And the way that you can check it is if you take Ryan out.

01:14:49.000 So if you just say, Milo works with me, okay, you wouldn't say Milo works with I, right?

01:14:57.000 That's a great way to make sure you don't make that mistake.

01:14:57.000 Great.

01:15:01.000 Take Ryan out of it.

01:15:03.000 Milo works with me.

01:15:04.000 Milo works with I. Yeah.

01:15:07.000 So never have I at the end of a sentence, basically.

01:15:13.000 Right.

01:15:14.000 And sometimes, you know, even in the middle of a sentence, you can always check it by checking out, you know, the number of people in the sentence is irrelevant.

01:15:22.000 So you can take that out.

01:15:23.000 And so I have some really, really bad news.

01:15:27.000 Milo and I is not correct.

01:15:30.000 It should be Milo and me.

01:15:32.000 I'm sorry.

01:15:33.000 The name of our show is grammatically incorrect.

01:15:36.000 That's why it was canceled.

01:15:37.000 It is.

01:15:38.000 Ah.

01:15:39.000 That means Whitney, the original movie, is wrong.

01:15:39.000 Wait a minute.

01:15:43.000 Yes, you're right.

01:15:45.000 Was it intentional?

01:15:47.000 I don't think it was.

01:15:48.000 And it's funny because Whitdail and I is written by a very educated man.

01:15:55.000 I think the problem here is that this was sort of a given for many years, the 70s, the 80s, into the 90s, that it was blah, blah, blah and I. Yes.

01:16:09.000 And then we realized that was wrong pretty recently.

01:16:14.000 Yeah, it's like whom, like you said.

01:16:16.000 I mean, there is a time to use it, but it's kind of gay. 1.00

01:16:20.000 So.

01:16:20.000 What about the word nigger?

01:16:26.000 Well, it depends on how you use it.

01:16:28.000 Sometimes it could be the subject.

01:16:29.000 Sometimes it would be the direct object.

01:16:31.000 You could use it in quotes if you're quoting somebody.

01:16:35.000 Niggardly. 1.00

01:16:36.000 I'd stay away from it.

01:16:38.000 That's an adjective.

01:16:39.000 No.

01:16:41.000 Well, it could be an adjective or adverb.

01:16:43.000 I think it's more of a pandemic.

01:16:44.000 Well, all I know is that you just okayed the N-word and you're racist, and we want you off our show.

01:16:48.000 Thank you for calling.

01:16:50.000 Goodbye.

01:16:51.000 God.

01:16:53.000 I can't believe a racist got through our screen.

01:16:53.000 Terrible.

01:16:56.000 Yep.

01:16:58.000 Didn't she say saying nigger is awesome? 1.00

01:17:00.000 Yeah, I think that's basically what she said.

01:17:03.000 Jennifer Tennis, my ass. 1.00

01:17:05.000 God.

01:17:06.000 It's 2020.

01:17:08.000 Fucking.

01:17:09.000 We're back to the Discord.

01:17:13.000 All right.

01:17:14.000 Next up, we got Rap Game Virage.

01:17:17.000 Yo, what up, Gavin?

01:17:19.000 What up, dog?

01:17:20.000 Yo, what up, Brian?

01:17:22.000 That was good Latin before.

01:17:24.000 That's what's up, man.

01:17:25.000 Yeah, and also, Gavin, I was reading your book, The Death of Cool, and you had that same shirt, button white.

01:17:30.000 So that was interesting.

01:17:32.000 I was just looking at it.

01:17:34.000 I'm actually doing some research about you because I want to write like a kind of a bio, a quick bio of you.

01:17:39.000 And I want to paint you in a good light.

01:17:42.000 Where's the bio going to go?

01:17:43.000 Wikipedia?

01:17:45.000 I don't know.

01:17:46.000 Are you locked?

01:17:47.000 I think you're locked on Wikipedia.

01:17:49.000 If you write something good about me on Wikipedia, you get banned.

01:17:54.000 Right.

01:17:54.000 Dude, this week, a guy who drew a painting of me was kicked out of his gallery.

01:17:59.000 A guy Who did an interview with me was banned from supplying pizzas to low-income housing?

01:18:08.000 You shouldn't be listening to this show.

01:18:11.000 Am I going to be okay?

01:18:13.000 No, there's no way.

01:18:15.000 There's no way I'm going to be okay.

01:18:17.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:18:19.000 Yeah, Gavin, you got Ryan.

01:18:21.000 We're out here.

01:18:22.000 We're riding with you.

01:18:23.000 You still have a lot of people out there.

01:18:25.000 I wouldn't worry.

01:18:26.000 It's kind of getting dark now, but I feel like things are going to pick up.

01:18:29.000 Things are going to pick up.

01:18:32.000 But anyway, my question was, I don't know if, I mean, I know you're talking about ass and all this stuff, but I want to talk about your corporate days when you were at Vice and Rooster.

01:18:42.000 You were kind of involved with advertising.

01:18:45.000 And I don't know, in your book, The Death of the Cool, it said you left Vice in 2008 after Vice was getting involved with MTV.

01:18:55.000 The company culture was kind of changing.

01:18:58.000 So I wanted to ask you, what were red flags?

01:19:01.000 Did you see red flags at Vice?

01:19:02.000 Like, oh, shit, this is going really SJW.

01:19:06.000 And same with Rooster.

01:19:07.000 Like, what was that like?

01:19:08.000 Because you talk a little bit about it in your book with Vice.

01:19:11.000 It said Shane Smith came up to you and he was like talking about some HR department.

01:19:17.000 And you're like, I don't even know we have an HR department.

01:19:19.000 So like, what were like some red flags?

01:19:22.000 Yeah, that's a great question.

01:19:23.000 I think the biggest red flag advice was...

01:19:36.000 I wanted them to be enemies, just like an animal house.

01:19:39.000 There's the animal house and the rival fraternity.

01:19:44.000 And, you know, one of the reasons that movie was so good is that they had John Belushi in the cool Delta house.

01:19:51.000 They all got to hang out for like 14 days.

01:19:53.000 The jerk fraternity with Kevin Bacon and everyone, they were flown down that day.

01:19:59.000 They didn't know each other and they were pissed off that these guys had been having so much fun.

01:20:03.000 And I liked that concept.

01:20:04.000 It was an animal house business plan.

01:20:07.000 So editorial doesn't like advertising.

01:20:10.000 They don't get along.

01:20:11.000 They're always fighting.

01:20:12.000 Why did you guys print a fashion shoot that had people nude, fucking, you just lost me Toyota?

01:20:18.000 Fight, fight, fight.

01:20:19.000 And I also demanded that it always be a loft space.

01:20:24.000 We started as in a loft in Montreal, and I always wanted everyone to be open floor plan.

01:20:30.000 Bloomberg was like this too.

01:20:32.000 I'm not a fan of him, but that's one good thing about him is he always insisted on having his desk next to someone else's desk.

01:20:39.000 He doesn't have his own office.

01:20:41.000 And when Vice got their own corporate office, which by the way, I wasn't invited to, I went, wait a minute, we're abandoning the floor plan here.

01:20:52.000 We're not doing the open floor plan.

01:20:54.000 This doesn't bode well.

01:20:55.000 Where were you in like in Williamsburg?

01:20:57.000 Like you were not?

01:20:58.000 This is in Williamsburg, yeah.

01:20:59.000 My desk was like, I didn't really have a desk.

01:21:01.000 I was like sanctioned towards the bathroom.

01:21:03.000 So I was there when someone would have a really stinky shit, which, you know, what's funny?

01:21:08.000 My dad at his company, prior data sciences as an engineer, he was the vice president of the company, but he had caused so much trouble and was so ostracized that he was also by the bathroom.

01:21:22.000 And that's why when my kids are struggling, I say, the McInnes's don't quit.

01:21:27.000 We get fired.

01:21:28.000 Now, as far as Rooster goes, that was a totally different universe.

01:21:34.000 Rooster was a pretty successful renegade advertising agency where we did stuff cheap and on the fly, run and gun.

01:21:44.000 And we wouldn't get permits.

01:21:47.000 The actors were all $50 a day, extras from Craigslist.

01:21:50.000 Everything was like fast and sweet.

01:21:55.000 Quick, short, and easy.

01:21:56.000 Quick, fast, and easy.

01:21:58.000 And we got bought by a French company called Havas.

01:22:02.000 Now, the way advertising goes is much like the movie business.

01:22:06.000 The movie business wants to spend 5 million now, like with Blair Witchcraft Project, whatever it's called.

01:22:14.000 And they made $100 million.

01:22:16.000 So they want to put it, they want to get 10 times their return.

01:22:18.000 They bought us for, I think, $2 million.

01:22:23.000 And the next year, we generated like $2 million.

01:22:28.000 And they wanted us to generate $20 million, $200 million.

01:22:30.000 So they're like, what the fuck?

01:22:32.000 Why do we buy this company?

01:22:33.000 They suck.

01:22:34.000 So they were dying to cut us loose.

01:22:37.000 And when the trans thing hit in July or maybe early August of 2010, they said, oh, you've ruined your company.

01:22:47.000 We can't work with it anymore.

01:22:48.000 And they dumped us in like a week.

01:22:51.000 And you're like, it's August.

01:22:52.000 There's no advertising in August.

01:22:53.000 The industry is dead.

01:22:55.000 And they go, nope, that was Gavin's quote.

01:22:58.000 So that was a weird lie.

01:22:59.000 But my guys at Rooster, Rob and Sebastian and his brother, Saxon, they never really stabbed me in the back.

01:23:07.000 They stood by me.

01:23:09.000 So Vice was a very different story.

01:23:12.000 Does that answer your question?

01:23:13.000 That's the longest answer I've ever given.

01:23:15.000 Are you even there still?

01:23:18.000 Sorry, dude.

01:23:19.000 I had to go to bed.

01:23:21.000 I got to get up for work tomorrow.

01:23:23.000 I got you.

01:23:24.000 Wait, I mean, I got you.

01:23:26.000 So it was basically the investor at Rooster that kind of fucked you over or wanted to...

01:23:34.000 Havas is a massive French advertising conglomerate.

01:23:38.000 They're one of the biggest corporations in the world.

01:23:40.000 They're huge.

01:23:42.000 And they were dying to get rid of us, and this was a great excuse.

01:23:46.000 So the red flag was being moved next to a toilet at Vice, and at Rooster it was like...

01:23:54.000 Yeah.

01:23:55.000 The red flag was the corporate office at Vice, but at Rooster, there's no red flag.

01:24:01.000 And that's what's amazing about Rooster is we see all of this political correctness and racism and you farted on Martin Luther King's birthday and all this shit.

01:24:15.000 And what corporations are doing now is they're using this as a cloak to do bad.

01:24:22.000 Like we had a contract with Havas.

01:24:24.000 We had a deal with them and they wanted to get out of it because we weren't making them enough money.

01:24:30.000 So they used the trans controversy to get rid of us. 1.00

01:24:34.000 And there's going to be no one complaining.

01:24:36.000 There'll be no lawsuits.

01:24:37.000 There'll be no media.

01:24:38.000 It's perfect.

01:24:40.000 But you know what's funny with all of these riots and everything?

01:24:44.000 And sorry, and the COVID thing?

01:24:46.000 Right-wing people are taking advantage of this now.

01:24:50.000 And I've talked to people in finance and the companies who are firing all their affirmative action, fake hires and their crazy old Jewish woman that were going to sue them. 0.99

01:25:01.000 They're firing them now because they won't have a case in court. 0.67

01:25:07.000 So a lot of companies are throwing out their dead weight right now and dumping people that would sue them normally.

01:25:18.000 So it's a bizarre scenario we're in because in many ways this COVID thing was kind of good for companies because they're like, let's get rid of all the lesbians. 1.00

01:25:28.000 All the courts are closed.

01:25:29.000 Yeah, like with COVID and the right, there's like no laws now.

01:25:32.000 So you can basically get away with, like, I recommend you get away with anything and like no one's going to stop you.

01:25:38.000 And you could, like, it's also, I think, like, in a weird way, it's a good time to start a business because who's going to like regulate you now?

01:25:45.000 You know?

01:25:46.000 Yeah, I was talking to a guy in a finance company recently, and he said to me, off the record, obviously, he said, my boss told me not to hire any woman.

01:25:54.000 He said, it's too dangerous.

01:25:57.000 They're going to sue us.

01:25:58.000 They might get pregnant. 1.00

01:25:59.000 So we're actually, in a weird way, going back to the 60s, because all of this HR and suing and affirmative action has made people scared of visible minorities and women.

01:26:11.000 So they've actually fucked themselves.

01:26:13.000 And now no one wants a woman to that no one wants the smartest woman. 1.00

01:26:17.000 What's her name?

01:26:18.000 Phyllis Schlafly, the greatest woman that ever lived.

01:26:21.000 No one wants her because they might get sued. 0.99

01:26:26.000 I haven't heard that, but I wouldn't doubt it.

01:26:28.000 Like the companies were getting so stacked full of broads and it's just like a prime, like prime ground for like sexual harassment, lawsuits, and just a lot of bullshit.

01:26:39.000 Yeah, it's sort of like kids.

01:26:41.000 Like Bill Burr has this bit where he says, when I was younger, I'd see a kid and I'd be like, hey, what's going on, kid?

01:26:47.000 I love kids.

01:26:50.000 They're like little drunk people.

01:26:52.000 And then he goes, now, when I see a kid come near me, I'm like, get the fuck away from me.

01:26:57.000 Because you don't want to be known as a pedophile.

01:26:59.000 So we've made kid, like adults scared of kids.

01:27:04.000 And I'm pretty sure they tell kids once they're three, like, don't talk to anyone.

01:27:07.000 They're going to put you in a van and rape you. 1.00

01:27:09.000 Yeah, they're going to fuck you.

01:27:10.000 Don't talk to anyone.

01:27:12.000 They're going to fuck you.

01:27:13.000 Thanks for calling.

01:27:13.000 All right.

01:27:14.000 We've been talking way too much.

01:27:16.000 All right.

01:27:17.000 Respect.

01:27:18.000 Good luck with everybody.

01:27:19.000 Respect.

01:27:21.000 Mr. McGuinness, I respond to, but I kind of like that word, respect.

01:27:21.000 Respect.

01:27:27.000 I remember Jim Goad said, he's like, all these black people, like, you disrespected me.

01:27:32.000 Jim Goad goes, why do you give a shit if someone respects you?

01:27:36.000 What are you gay?

01:27:37.000 Like, I want you to respect me because we work together and we built this company and I want you to think that I'm in control because I am and that we're doing a good thing.

01:27:37.000 Yeah.

01:27:48.000 But like the neighbor, like the guy on 52nd Street where we buy our falafels, like I don't want him to be like, thank you so much for buying this falafel.

01:28:00.000 Like if he thought I was a loser, I'd go, all right, well, just don't spit or shit or piss in the falafel and we're good.

01:28:08.000 Yeah.

01:28:09.000 Hold the respect and the spit if you can.

01:28:13.000 If you're going to hold the respect, please hold the spit.

01:28:15.000 Did you ever notice that Jim Goad speaking of him?

01:28:18.000 He sounds like Ultron.

01:28:20.000 Who's Ultron?

01:28:21.000 From Avengers?

01:28:22.000 I don't know what I'm not 10 years old.

01:28:25.000 You reference Marvel in comics all the time.

01:28:29.000 I reference Marvel because I go to the movies with my kids, but I'm not familiar the way you are with fucking Voltron.

01:28:37.000 It's Ultron.

01:28:38.000 Okay, Ultron.

01:28:39.000 Listen to his voice and tell me that's not Jim Goad.

01:28:41.000 Oh, wait.

01:28:43.000 What is this please?

01:28:48.000 All right, there's got to be some kind of.

01:28:52.000 They'll understand when they see you.

01:28:55.000 That sounds like hope.

01:28:57.000 Why is he whispering?

01:29:00.000 Alright, I'll find it on my own time, but it seems like every one of these media is about overpopulation and how we have to kill half the world.

01:29:08.000 Like the Avengers with Thanos and that movie where they're just killing people all the time.

01:29:13.000 That robot wanted to kill humans because we're evil.

01:29:17.000 Fuck off.

01:29:19.000 We got George.

01:29:22.000 This can't be George Floyd.

01:29:23.000 I guess the topic is George Floyd.

01:29:25.000 George Floyd passed.

01:29:26.000 He did.

01:29:28.000 I completely.

01:29:32.000 You have a theory about George Floyd, how, or at the autopsy said, how you think he overdosed?

01:29:39.000 Yeah.

01:29:40.000 So what I think is, so I used to, like between adderal prescriptions, my neighbor used to call fentanyl, so I'd be like, oh, fuck it.

01:29:50.000 Because I go through my prescription in like two weeks, and the next two weeks would be like, damn, so I would just buy fentanyl.

01:29:55.000 And so I know the whole fentanyl thing.

01:29:57.000 So basically, your heart's not an organ, it's like a bicep.

01:30:03.000 So your muscles get so relaxed, aka your heart, when you take fentanyl, that if you fall asleep, and this is for heroin addicts as well, if you fall asleep, that's how you overdose is because your heart stops because you're so relaxed that you literally have to stay awake and force yourself to breathe or you die.

01:30:21.000 Wait, I thought it was your lungs.

01:30:22.000 Your lungs forget to operate because you fall into such a deep sleep.

01:30:29.000 Well, hence, yeah, you think your heart, yeah, your heart slows down so much that when you fall asleep, yeah.

01:30:35.000 So my theory is that George Floyd, because like it's like when I was taking it, you have to sit up and he's like, oh, shit, I'm falling asleep now.

01:30:45.000 And so, yeah, you forget to stop breathing.

01:30:48.000 So I think that he got in a comfortable position of laying down position.

01:30:52.000 Like, if I lay down, five seconds later, I'm asleep with asterisk fentanyl because I'm like, oh, shit, like, I'm going to die.

01:30:59.000 So I sit up real quick.

01:31:00.000 I think George Floyd got so comfortable in that laying down position on Fentanyl that he fell asleep and died.

01:31:10.000 Dude, that's a very solid theory.

01:31:16.000 Thank you.

01:31:17.000 That makes perfect sense.

01:31:20.000 He got too less.

01:31:22.000 You can't lay down on Fentanyl.

01:31:23.000 You can't lay down or you literally fall asleep.

01:31:26.000 You know what's crazy about your theory is it implies that while that cop who's facing murder charges had his knee on his neck, George was blissfully going into the abyss of like in the best, in the most restful state ever.

01:31:47.000 We all dream of dying like that.

01:31:49.000 What a great way to go.

01:31:50.000 This is funny.

01:31:51.000 Yeah, you can't say that.

01:31:52.000 What a great way to go.

01:31:54.000 He died doing what he loved, fentanyl.

01:31:59.000 All right, man, thanks for calling.

01:32:03.000 Do you want?

01:32:03.000 He's still there.

01:32:04.000 No.

01:32:05.000 You only get one point.

01:32:05.000 Okay.

01:32:06.000 All right, you get one.

01:32:07.000 We're going to say that.

01:32:08.000 One point.

01:32:09.000 I'm done with these three questions.

01:32:11.000 You get one question.

01:32:15.000 Hello, Discard.

01:32:17.000 Yeah, bastards there.

01:32:20.000 What's going on, guys?

01:32:22.000 You know what's funny, by the way, about Brits? 0.91

01:32:24.000 I was talking to Katie about this.

01:32:26.000 Tommy Robinson's friends, the soccer hooligans, you know where they're going to be around, like I talked about the silent apartheid, how we're all separating now.

01:32:36.000 Guess where Englishmen are going to get away from Muslims and to have British culture and pubs and stuff? 1.00

01:32:45.000 Fucking Northern Ireland.

01:32:48.000 Wow.

01:32:48.000 This is like a place where maybe three, four years ago, if you were English in Northern Ireland, you would have a stick with a mirror.

01:32:58.000 And before you got in your car every day, you would just run it under the car and make sure there were no bombs hidden there.

01:33:05.000 These same people, five years later, are going to Northern Ireland in droves to be with their own.

01:33:16.000 How the fuck did we get here?

01:33:19.000 Megan.

01:33:21.000 Y'all are here?

01:33:26.000 You're all right.

01:33:26.000 Hello?

01:33:29.000 Get too much.

01:33:30.000 Cool then.

01:33:32.000 It's fucking Morgan.

01:33:33.000 You're right, mate.

01:33:34.000 You're right, mate.

01:33:35.000 Yo, what's up, Gavin?

01:33:36.000 It's Morgan.

01:33:37.000 It's a very difficult situation.

01:33:39.000 It's a very difficult situation.

01:33:42.000 Wow.

01:33:46.000 Anyway, I fucking, dude, I saw this Instagram page called Blackpilled.

01:33:53.000 And they had like these, they had these Antifa fags wearing Proud Boy gear. 1.00

01:33:59.000 And it's not the first time I've seen this happen, like either at Chaz or these other gay riots that are happening. 0.99

01:34:08.000 And I wanted to know, like, I know that you're telling the Proud Boys to back off, but do you think that this is like another group starting some shit?

01:34:16.000 Do you think this is Antifa?

01:34:18.000 Like, what the fuck do you think is happening?

01:34:21.000 Are you talking about those dudes with Tiny Tuets? 0.99

01:34:26.000 Tiny had a San Francisco jersey on, and then there was guys with these Proud Boys sweatshirts?

01:34:34.000 Yeah.

01:34:34.000 Yeah, if you're with Tiny, you're a Proud Boys.

01:34:36.000 And they have like it.

01:34:40.000 I think like five Proud Boys did go to Chaz or did go to that area and go not fuck with them, but just like see what was going on.

01:34:50.000 I think they got recorded by some dude with a phone.

01:34:52.000 They took his phone.

01:34:55.000 The general consensus with Proud Boys is, let's wait till July 18th and see if it's still a problem then.

01:35:02.000 But I guess there's guys lurking around checking it out.

01:35:10.000 Fucking Tiny is an awesome dude.

01:35:12.000 You know what's cool about Tiny?

01:35:14.000 There was this guy, I forget his name, let's say Chris Cunningham.

01:35:18.000 And Tiny quit the Proud Boys and then he rejoined again.

01:35:23.000 And Chris goes, that's fucked up, man.

01:35:25.000 You can't do that.

01:35:26.000 So Tiny goes, well, let's fight.

01:35:28.000 And he goes, yeah, let's fight.

01:35:30.000 So they fought in a very few people have this video, but they fought in a parking garage.

01:35:36.000 And Tiny does this thing when he fights.

01:35:39.000 He takes his shoes and socks off.

01:35:42.000 Because he's such a fucking weird Maori. 1.00

01:35:46.000 There he is.

01:35:47.000 He's such a Polynesian Maori dude.

01:35:49.000 He's from, um...

01:35:53.000 Samoa?

01:35:55.000 Yeah, he's from American Samoa.

01:35:57.000 But he takes his shoes and socks off to fight.

01:36:00.000 And, you know, you're fighting tiny.

01:36:00.000 So they fought.

01:36:02.000 You're going to get fucking killed.

01:36:05.000 And there's black eyes and broken noses.

01:36:08.000 And then they said, "Alright, it's good.

01:36:10.000 We're good now." He knows he could fuck somebody up so bad, he just like pulls them off.

01:36:15.000 He doesn't actually strike.

01:36:19.000 That's what I love about these Prowboy gatherings, WestFest.

01:36:23.000 We'll meet and we'll all have beer and stuff every year in Las Vegas, but there's always a boxing ring.

01:36:30.000 And you go there and you fucking, there's always a fight.

01:36:34.000 There's a fight the entire night.

01:36:36.000 So if you're bored, just walk over to the ring.

01:36:39.000 I actually never fight because I'm so shit-faced.

01:36:42.000 I know I'll just get killed.

01:36:43.000 But you just walk over to the ring and you're like, oh, there's a fight.

01:36:46.000 Have you ever fought at one of those things?

01:36:49.000 No, I didn't.

01:36:53.000 But Gavin, one last question.

01:36:56.000 I was in the 18 and up chat on the Discord and your asshole, do you shave it? 0.97

01:37:03.000 Because it looks amazing.

01:37:05.000 Yeah, I'm not proud of my asshole.

01:37:07.000 I'm not proud of my analytics.

01:37:09.000 I had never seen it.

01:37:10.000 I've never touched it.

01:37:11.000 I've never shaved it.

01:37:12.000 I've never done anything to it.

01:37:14.000 I'm as disturbed as you are by the shape of that fucking disgusting thing.

01:37:19.000 Well, it is now my wallpaper and just be proud of your boy.

01:37:24.000 And again, it's a very difficult situation.

01:37:26.000 Hey, Difficult Situate!

01:37:29.000 Okay, we'll Go back to the calls for a second.

01:37:31.000 You know what I just heard on Stern as I drove to New York today?

01:37:35.000 Apparently, David Chase recorded like nine endings.

01:37:39.000 No way.

01:37:40.000 Yeah.

01:37:41.000 Wow.

01:37:42.000 And just to fuck with everyone?

01:37:46.000 Kind of selfish to not put those out.

01:37:49.000 Yeah, good point.

01:37:50.000 What the fudge?

01:37:52.000 We got Tony, I think, right?

01:37:57.000 Yeah.

01:37:57.000 Hi.

01:37:58.000 Hello.

01:37:59.000 Hello?

01:37:59.000 I didn't know so many chicks listened to this show.

01:38:04.000 Well, okay.

01:38:06.000 Aren't we sexist?

01:38:07.000 Is this a sexist show?

01:38:10.000 I think you're not sexist at all.

01:38:12.000 You just call bullshit.

01:38:13.000 You're calling bullshit.

01:38:15.000 And women have a higher propensity. 1.00

01:38:17.000 And they just happen to be women. 1.00

01:38:20.000 You're just a person calling bullshit.

01:38:22.000 So I'm not sexist, but I'm critical of my own sex, and I call bullshit.

01:38:27.000 So I wanted to talk to you.

01:38:30.000 I have, if you bear with me on a comment that I have for you, is that you used to be an ad man where you know how to brand.

01:38:39.000 You're very advanced at branding and marketing.

01:38:44.000 That the left is brilliant at is propaganda.

01:38:49.000 And I think the conservatives at it.

01:38:53.000 So one of the most brilliant propaganda thing is SJW.

01:38:57.000 So when you break down that word, when I say this to my friends, SJWs, and they go, what do you mean?

01:39:02.000 Social justice words.

01:39:04.000 Well, social is a neutral word.

01:39:06.000 Justice is a very positive word.

01:39:08.000 And a warrior is awesome.

01:39:11.000 So when you call them SJWs, you're calling them kind of like an awesome thing. 0.99

01:39:16.000 But yet they're the most despicable people.

01:39:18.000 The other thing is, oh, Antifa.

01:39:25.000 Anti-fascist.

01:39:27.000 Well, who doesn't want to be an anti-fascist?

01:39:29.000 That's a wonderful, again, a wonderful thing.

01:39:31.000 So they're brilliant at propaganda.

01:39:34.000 And, you know, even the People's Republic of China, they're not a republic.

01:39:39.000 Well, how about North Korea?

01:39:40.000 What's North Korea called?

01:39:42.000 North Korea is called like the National Democratic Society of Korea or something.

01:39:49.000 I got a piss.

01:39:50.000 Exactly.

01:39:52.000 So with all due respect, and I say this because I love you, but the whole thing with Proud Boys, that is a toxic brand right now.

01:40:01.000 And you have a branding problem.

01:40:04.000 And, you know, even calling yourself chauvinist, nobody knows what a chauvinist is.

01:40:11.000 But a chauvinist has a very negative connotation because in the 70s, they said Archie Bunker was a chauvinistic pig, and that meant he was against women.

01:40:21.000 So that's a negative word, whether it's not the correct definition.

01:40:25.000 You're going on the moral high ground, but nobody understands it.

01:40:28.000 It's a branding issue.

01:40:30.000 And so like the Proud Boys, that's dead in the water.

01:40:35.000 I mean, that's DOA.

01:40:37.000 That's dead.

01:40:38.000 Yes, this is a great point.

01:40:39.000 You know, you should change it to something like...

01:40:45.000 It was like, we're done with kowtowing.

01:40:48.000 We're done with propaganda.

01:40:49.000 We're done with marketing.

01:40:51.000 The Proud Boys were not invented.

01:40:54.000 The Proud Boys were not invented to market something.

01:40:57.000 We weren't trying to...

01:41:02.000 It was as a fuck you to the incurious.

01:41:06.000 You're not getting, you're getting fucked by it because people are in prison.

01:41:10.000 So you're getting, it's not working.

01:41:13.000 And they're winning in a lot of ways because they're very good at propaganda.

01:41:18.000 Because you win a war with swords, but you also win a war with ideologies.

01:41:23.000 And it's very hard to fight a war of ideologies.

01:41:26.000 You have to use propaganda.

01:41:28.000 So this is why I don't like women. 1.00

01:41:31.000 Why are women smarter than me getting on this show and exposing my hypocrisy and major problems with my life? 1.00

01:41:40.000 Who let this woman on? 1.00

01:41:41.000 Because women... 1.00

01:41:43.000 Okay, women complement men. 0.95

01:41:45.000 So if you took a human being and you divided it in half, you have a man and you have a female. 0.84

01:41:51.000 Get this bitch off the line. 1.00

01:41:52.000 She's way smarter than me, and she's bringing up salient points that I don't want to hear right now.

01:41:59.000 All right.

01:41:59.000 Fuck you.

01:42:01.000 Fuck you.

01:42:03.000 Who fucking let her on this show? 1.00

01:42:07.000 Nothing I hate more than intelligent women. 1.00

01:42:10.000 Nothing.

01:42:10.000 They're terrible, aren't they?

01:42:12.000 God damn it.

01:42:13.000 And it wasn't just one salient point.

01:42:15.000 It was like nine.

01:42:17.000 Fuck that bitch. 1.00

01:42:20.000 Get her out of here. 1.00

01:42:22.000 I like to have her to me today.

01:42:25.000 With like blonde hair and stuff.

01:42:27.000 Big tits. 1.00

01:42:30.000 I like women explaining that my obstinate refusal to market led to two men being in prison for four years. 0.90

01:42:41.000 That's not convenient to me, you fucker.

01:42:44.000 We got the Discord.

01:42:48.000 All right, by the way, next up is Dirty Sketch.

01:42:52.000 George Floyd.

01:42:54.000 Ann.

01:42:56.000 George Floyd and Never Again.

01:42:59.000 That's what the N stands for?

01:43:00.000 Yeah, it stands for N and Never Again.

01:43:04.000 You might want to have her call back.

01:43:08.000 Maybe convince you that that's a terrible idea.

01:43:11.000 We got the Discord.

01:43:16.000 All right, Hurdy Curdie.

01:43:17.000 Go ahead.

01:43:18.000 Hey, guys, how's it going?

01:43:20.000 Hey, you're Hurdy Gurdy?

01:43:22.000 No, Dirty Curdie. 1.00

01:43:23.000 Oh.

01:43:24.000 Do you know the song Hurdy Gurdy?

01:43:27.000 I've heard of it before.

01:43:28.000 Donovan?

01:43:28.000 But I can't say.

01:43:29.000 But Butthole Surfers did a great cover of it. 0.99

01:43:32.000 And I was getting a girl named Georgie in San Francisco, and she worked at a used clothing store, and we were playing Hurdy Gurdy Man.

01:43:44.000 And she walked in the store, and she heard it, and she went, oh, buttholes. 1.00

01:43:50.000 And she was happy to hear the buttholes.

01:43:53.000 But people who don't know the butthole surfers are women insurance and they see a woman, they don't even know she works there, walk in and go, oh, buttholes. 1.00

01:44:05.000 So anyway, David, I got a serious question for you.

01:44:08.000 But first, you beat me to the punch on the Joke Pizza Scoop.

01:44:12.000 I actually tried calling there.

01:44:14.000 Well, I did.

01:44:15.000 I called and talked to him yesterday, and he kind of filled me in what was going on over there.

01:44:21.000 So that's pretty crazy.

01:44:23.000 It's the worst thing.

01:44:24.000 You know, that's the worst kind of thing.

01:44:26.000 And Ayn Rand said this.

01:44:29.000 I don't care if you don't help me.

01:44:31.000 I don't need you, this caller today, to shovel my driveway when it snows.

01:44:36.000 That's not, you're on your own, buddy.

01:44:39.000 I don't even know where you live.

01:44:41.000 But don't hinder me.

01:44:43.000 And Joe came out with a plan that helped a problem.

01:44:47.000 And then someone got in his fucking way.

01:44:50.000 That shit drives me fucking mental.

01:44:54.000 Like, if I was going to go feed every poor person in America, I was magic.

01:44:59.000 I was Jesus.

01:45:00.000 And I couldn't turn water into wine, all that.

01:45:02.000 So I was going in the hood, whatever, and I'm feeding people fish.

01:45:05.000 And then someone knocks the fish out of my hand.

01:45:09.000 That drives me fucking nuts.

01:45:11.000 You don't have to come with me and hand out the fish.

01:45:14.000 But when you sever a plan that was fixing a problem, and it seems to be disproportionately from the right.

01:45:24.000 The right seems to be shitting on the right more than the left does.

01:45:31.000 Anyway, I think we lost Hurdie.

01:45:33.000 Curdy, man.

01:45:36.000 We got another caller on the line.

01:45:37.000 We lost.

01:45:37.000 I didn't want to go for that straight away.

01:45:39.000 Yeah, I don't know where he went.

01:45:41.000 That's too bad.

01:45:43.000 We dropped, but we got Camo Aberu next.

01:45:46.000 Oh, that's good.

01:45:46.000 You there?

01:45:48.000 Where are you from?

01:45:49.000 What's that?

01:45:51.000 What do you call him?

01:45:52.000 The modicum, the motor, the guy who runs the thing?

01:45:57.000 Oh, moderator.

01:45:58.000 Moderator.

01:45:59.000 Was that a Northern English accent?

01:46:01.000 Are you a Mancurian or something?

01:46:04.000 Northwest Manchester, yeah.

01:46:06.000 Yeah.

01:46:07.000 Manchester.

01:46:08.000 How the fuck did we end up with you?

01:46:11.000 I don't know.

01:46:12.000 A lot of shit went wrong.

01:46:15.000 He's the owner of the server.

01:46:16.000 If it wasn't for him, this place wouldn't even exist.

01:46:18.000 Really?

01:46:19.000 A Mank. 0.77

01:46:20.000 He's great.

01:46:21.000 Carl Pilkington Mank.

01:46:24.000 Great guy.

01:46:25.000 Yes.

01:46:26.000 He's a great guy.

01:46:27.000 Esca.

01:46:30.000 Come on a lot.

01:46:32.000 Hanging, shit.

01:46:32.000 Hagen.

01:46:38.000 I got two quick questions.

01:46:39.000 One, Hillary Clinton's got a gun to your head. 1.00

01:46:42.000 The only way that she doesn't pull the trigger is if you answer this question exactly correct, the exact number.

01:46:47.000 How many people has she killed? 1.00

01:46:50.000 Great.

01:46:50.000 Exactly how many.

01:46:51.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

01:46:53.000 Okay.

01:46:55.000 I'm sorry to not rush through this because I hate when people do these kind of answers slowly.

01:47:01.000 But there's killed like killed, right?

01:47:04.000 I've never killed anyone.

01:47:06.000 Killed with your arms around their throat.

01:47:09.000 But directly responsible for.

01:47:12.000 And she lies in her bed and knows that these cadavers are at her behest.

01:47:19.000 14.

01:47:20.000 Mike! 0.69

01:47:21.000 14.

01:47:22.000 It's a good number.

01:47:23.000 Okay.

01:47:24.000 And second, I am 60.

01:47:27.000 And by the way, sorry to interrupt you.

01:47:28.000 Sorry to interrupt you.

01:47:29.000 Go ahead.

01:47:30.000 But like, I've done some shitty things.

01:47:32.000 I've dumped chicks that, you know, didn't deserve to be dumped. 1.00

01:47:35.000 And I stole some things and I did hit on chicks that I shouldn't have hit on and blah, blah, blah.

01:47:40.000 I lie in bed at night and I feel pretty good.

01:47:42.000 I'm like, whatever.

01:47:43.000 I'm a normal guy.

01:47:45.000 Imagine you're lying in bed and there's 14 people submerged six feet down in dirt that are skeletons.

01:47:55.000 Like Bill Clinton's fucking translator who did his sign language for his speeches.

01:48:03.000 She's dead.

01:48:04.000 She's lying there.

01:48:06.000 You did that.

01:48:07.000 Allegedly.

01:48:08.000 You fucking bitch. 1.00

01:48:09.000 Or the fucking chef who was found face down camping.

01:48:14.000 He's in a creek face down.

01:48:16.000 He's now just bones in a graveyard.

01:48:18.000 But those bones are on you, you fucking bitch. 1.00

01:48:21.000 How does she not like just go, how is she just like, it's unbelievable.

01:48:36.000 Like I was shitty to Craig Frazier in 1983 when I was 13.

01:48:44.000 Sometimes I'll remember when we were kicking him on the ground in Bell's Corners Public School and I'll go, fuck, shit.

01:48:54.000 I didn't kill anyone.

01:48:56.000 She's killed at least 14 people. 1.00

01:48:58.000 The crazy thing about Hillary is the death toll when you talk to like the loonies is in the like 110. 1.00

01:49:07.000 And then you talk to the sane people and it's like seven.

01:49:13.000 I'm a little bit crazy, so I'm up to 14.

01:49:17.000 But I always say this to people.

01:49:18.000 I go, okay, I always say this to liberals.

01:49:21.000 What's Obama's death toll?

01:49:24.000 It's zero.

01:49:26.000 Obama's chef is alive.

01:49:31.000 It's unbelievable.

01:49:33.000 My second question is more of a marriage question.

01:49:38.000 I've been married for six months.

01:49:40.000 I'm 27 years old.

01:49:42.000 So that kind of gives you a picture of my libido.

01:49:46.000 How many times should I be satisfied with coming over the course of a month?

01:49:50.000 I do not masturbate.

01:49:52.000 I haven't masturbated in six months.

01:49:54.000 No porn, no nothing, just sex with my wife. 0.92

01:49:58.000 How many times over the course of a month should I be like, okay, I can stop hounding her for more sex every day? 0.87

01:50:06.000 Wow, you're really good at questions.

01:50:07.000 We should hire you on the show.

01:50:09.000 Question guy.

01:50:10.000 What's your name?

01:50:11.000 Feel like a piece of shit.

01:50:12.000 James Questions?

01:50:13.000 I'm asking her all the time.

01:50:15.000 What's your name?

01:50:15.000 About sex.

01:50:16.000 Camelot Bear.

01:50:17.000 Shiloh.

01:50:18.000 Shiloh.

01:50:19.000 Shiloh, you are a new question guy.

01:50:21.000 Shiloh Questions is a new show on censor.tv.

01:50:25.000 Okay, first of all, there's fucking your wife. 1.00

01:50:28.000 There's her dressing in lingerie, and there's Hitachi magic wands and the whole handcuffs, ball gags.

01:50:36.000 Yeah.

01:50:37.000 You obviously can't expect that every day.

01:50:39.000 Right.

01:50:40.000 So what I think it's fair for men to demand is I need to ejaculate within one yard of you with your consent. 0.69

01:50:52.000 Now, worst case scenario, you can just sort of like be half asleep or pregnant and just walk over and like do that to my balls as I beat. 0.94

01:51:03.000 And we've done that twice this last month, which is good.

01:51:06.000 That's fine.

01:51:07.000 That was too much of indecence.

01:51:08.000 So, I would say with those parameters where all she has to do is go like that, it is totally fair for a 27-year-old to expect mutual ejaculation once every two days.

01:51:22.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:51:24.000 That's exactly what I'm saying.

01:51:26.000 Now, you should get a blowout Mardi Gras parade once a week with stilettos that hurt her feet. 1.00

01:51:36.000 What's that supposed to mean?

01:51:38.000 I agree.

01:51:40.000 I call it hump Wednesdays.

01:51:43.000 So, if I look back over the course of the last two weeks and I've gotten, you know, like 10 orgasms in, I should be good at quit worrying about it.

01:51:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:51:55.000 10 orgasms in 14 days?

01:51:57.000 You're doing fucking...

01:52:01.000 You're in debt.

01:52:02.000 And in like two months, you get like $40, $45.

01:52:06.000 And then some people say, well, what about her?

01:52:08.000 And it's only like five, then I need to be doing some more shit.

01:52:15.000 Yeah, no.

01:52:16.000 Like, there's married couples that haven't had sex all year.

01:52:21.000 So, count your blessings, dude.

01:52:23.000 Yeah.

01:52:24.000 Is she kind of chubby? 0.98

01:52:24.000 I'm glad you're there. 0.98

01:52:27.000 A little bit.

01:52:29.000 What are her tits like? 1.00

01:52:32.000 I mean, perfect.

01:52:34.000 Is she listening, sir?

01:52:36.000 No.

01:52:37.000 Okay.

01:52:38.000 Are they big or small?

01:52:41.000 Big.

01:52:42.000 Big, perfect tits. 1.00

01:52:45.000 I think that subsumes the name question guy.

01:52:47.000 Big, perfect tits. 1.00

01:52:48.000 Do you ever smell her ass? 0.98

01:52:52.000 Sometimes.

01:52:53.000 Well, you're a disgusting pervert and you should be ashamed of yourself.

01:52:58.000 God damn it, get a grip.

01:53:00.000 All right.

01:53:00.000 Thanks for calling.

01:53:03.000 It's great to hear about a young couple in their 20s that are married, that are fornicating.

01:53:03.000 Miller.

01:53:09.000 Yeah.

01:53:11.000 Like, when I'm on my deathbed, I want someone to whisper in my ear, 20-somethings are still getting married and fucking, and they're making babies.

01:53:21.000 I'd be like, thank you.

01:53:25.000 And then he'd George Floyd away.

01:53:28.000 We got Miller.

01:53:30.000 Frankly.

01:53:31.000 Frank!

01:53:34.000 Hey, what's up, dude?

01:53:36.000 What's up, dog?

01:53:38.000 Oh, no, not much.

01:53:39.000 I was going to piggyback on the George Floyd fentanyl shit.

01:53:45.000 I thought something you should also take into account is like when you're coming down from meth, that's like a fucking downer in itself right there.

01:53:57.000 So plus the fentanyl.

01:53:59.000 Something to think about.

01:54:00.000 Yeah.

01:54:01.000 But I don't know how to only do meth like once or twice in my life, but the fucking hangover is eats.

01:54:11.000 In fact, I think they have a 99% recidivism rate because they just, they're like, I'm not going through this hangover.

01:54:17.000 I'm just going to do more meth.

01:54:20.000 Have you ever done meth, Brian?

01:54:22.000 Hell yeah.

01:54:24.000 It was easy to, I don't miss it at all, but it was pretty badass.

01:54:27.000 I just put it under my tongue, so I don't know if that counts.

01:54:29.000 Oh, my God.

01:54:30.000 It was like your Albert Einstein meets Johnny Knoxville for three days, and then you have stage four cancer.

01:54:42.000 I never did it days in a row.

01:54:43.000 I probably broke my rule, but my rule was never to do it a day in a row.

01:54:47.000 No, I didn't do it days in a row.

01:54:49.000 I did it once, and I was up for three days.

01:54:50.000 Holy shit.

01:54:51.000 Yeah, no, I took a very little bit.

01:54:52.000 Mix it with Yoohoo.

01:54:53.000 You know what's weird?

01:54:54.000 I was in the South.

01:54:55.000 I told you about this guy before who was white, and he had a black, he was like super black.

01:55:03.000 And he named his daughter Nevea, which is heaven backwards, which is a big black thing. 0.98

01:55:08.000 And this white dude was so Sean Kinged that he didn't like rap because it like gave brothers a bad name.

01:55:16.000 Oh, he's like Christian. 0.97

01:55:18.000 Black man, but white. 0.98

01:55:19.000 Black man.

01:55:20.000 And he had a black, he was raising his black daughter and he had a black, I guess, brother-in-law.

01:55:27.000 And they were friends.

01:55:28.000 They were pretty cool dudes.

01:55:30.000 And I went out partying with them.

01:55:32.000 And around one, I was like, ah, bus, I had to go fall asleep on a bench.

01:55:38.000 And they were like, what are you, pussy? 1.00

01:55:40.000 And I realized not just them, but the entire bar was on meth.

01:55:45.000 Oh, so they're like, it's like Southern Coke.

01:55:49.000 So I was stumbling around at like 2 a.m.

01:55:53.000 All right, Friday's over, 10 to go.

01:55:56.000 And everyone in the bar was like, what's that guy stumbling?

01:56:01.000 What is he, a pussy? 0.97

01:56:03.000 He can't hang out?

01:56:05.000 Holy shit, he just fell asleep on a park bench.

01:56:07.000 What a loser.

01:56:11.000 They were up until like 3 p.m. the next day.

01:56:14.000 Wow.

01:56:16.000 I was working 16-hour shifts, two eight-hour shifts in a row.

01:56:20.000 I was like, in an overnight at this hostel where it's basically you're babysitting, almost homeless people that they're staying at this hostel because like $25 a night and they live there.

01:56:30.000 And then come in like, yo, motherfucker, hot water, towels. 0.98

01:56:33.000 And you're like, you're just babysitting.

01:56:35.000 It was terrible.

01:56:35.000 It's meth.

01:56:36.000 I feel like meth isn't that popular in New York.

01:56:38.000 Is meth around in New York City?

01:56:40.000 I don't know where I got it.

01:56:40.000 Oh, no, I got it from this French Canadian black guy who was standing.

01:56:44.000 I've never bumped into someone in New York City and they're like, hey, man, sorry I'm talking so fast.

01:56:48.000 I'm on meth.

01:56:49.000 We used to do Bitcoin trades and like.

01:56:52.000 See plenty of junkies, heroin, plenty of fucking people on speed, Adderall.

01:56:58.000 That's speed.

01:56:58.000 Yeah.

01:56:59.000 But like, hi, I'm on meth.

01:57:00.000 You don't really see that.

01:57:02.000 Are you still there, Caller?

01:57:04.000 Yes, yes.

01:57:05.000 Yeah.

01:57:06.000 So what's your question?

01:57:07.000 I'm from Arlington, Texas.

01:57:08.000 So down south is pretty prevalent, I guess.

01:57:12.000 I guess my question was for a thing.

01:57:18.000 Tennessee, right?

01:57:19.000 Arlington.

01:57:20.000 Arlington, Texas.

01:57:21.000 Arlington?

01:57:22.000 Go ahead.

01:57:23.000 Yeah.

01:57:24.000 So my question was, like, that whole pizza thing just totally infuriates me.

01:57:28.000 It's fucking absurd.

01:57:31.000 But what would you say to some of us, like, trying to call that fucking chief guy and trying to practice a little bit of the less bullshit and, I don't know, letting him hear our voice?

01:57:46.000 You know?

01:57:47.000 Wait, what did you say?

01:57:48.000 I should call it.

01:57:48.000 Is it too late?

01:57:49.000 I mean, call that chief that shut down the game.

01:57:53.000 I called him on his phone.

01:57:53.000 I did, dude.

01:57:55.000 I left a message on his answering machine.

01:57:56.000 But do what Antifa does.

01:57:57.000 We should blow up his spot.

01:57:59.000 Yeah, we should text him.

01:58:01.000 His name.

01:58:01.000 Please, everyone listening to this show, please contact Chief Jeff Ramsey in East Maline, Illinois, and say, what are you doing?

01:58:13.000 Demand an explanation.

01:58:15.000 Why are you canceling a program that is bringing the community together because some blue-haired fucking Nazi lunatics, they're Nazis.

01:58:28.000 Let's start calling them Nazis. 0.95

01:58:29.000 They're Nazis. 0.61

01:58:30.000 Some blue-haired Nazi lunatics said he was on a talk show with a bad guy.

01:58:38.000 Fuck you.

01:58:39.000 Yeah.

01:58:40.000 Look at his hair.

01:58:42.000 It looks like the top of a dead apple.

01:58:45.000 It looks like some sort of...

01:58:51.000 It looks like someone just removed a tumor.

01:58:54.000 He is a tumor.

01:58:56.000 He's not a tumor.

01:58:57.000 Tumor Ramsheep.

01:58:58.000 This cheap tie really, that really upsets me.

01:59:02.000 Look at that Cole's tie.

01:59:03.000 You know what he said to Joe?

01:59:05.000 He goes, yeah, Gavin left a message on my machine.

01:59:07.000 I didn't call him back because I don't feel I have to.

01:59:10.000 Ooh, brave.

01:59:13.000 I don't answer calls.

01:59:14.000 He should be out in the beat.

01:59:17.000 He's a fucking headcracker.

01:59:19.000 What a gross, tough piece of shit.

01:59:23.000 Thanks for your call.

01:59:24.000 All right, thanks for your call.

01:59:25.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:59:26.000 Fucking, I mean, yeah.

01:59:31.000 You want to start power?

01:59:32.000 I really feel like I want to start a religion called, I don't care if you don't help me, just don't hinder me.

01:59:38.000 It's like I always say about politics.

01:59:40.000 There's two types of people.

01:59:41.000 People want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the fuck alone.

01:59:47.000 Like, don't get on board.

01:59:49.000 Don't join the Proud Boys.

01:59:51.000 Don't subscribe to Censored.tv.

01:59:54.000 Don't fucking vote for Trump.

01:59:56.000 I love it.

01:59:56.000 Great.

01:59:59.000 But when I'm voting for Trump and when I'm subscribing to Censored.tv, and when I'm protecting Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin with the Proud Boys, I'm like, fuck off.

02:00:12.000 Fuck off.

02:00:15.000 Like, why are you getting involved?

02:00:16.000 Mark Bray wrote the anarchist handbook.

02:00:20.000 He had a whole national book tour.

02:00:23.000 We didn't get near it.

02:00:25.000 Go ahead.

02:00:26.000 Promote your stupid, shitty book.

02:00:29.000 Love you.

02:00:30.000 Go repeat retarded lies and promote Marxism. 1.00

02:00:34.000 Fine, fuck.

02:00:35.000 Just a book.

02:00:37.000 If I were to do the exact same thing, the Proud Boys Handbook, do you know how many lunatics would be burning shit down?

02:00:47.000 Look at the Milo talk in Berkeley that he didn't.

02:00:49.000 The person was killed, wasn't there?

02:00:52.000 There was a shooting in results.

02:00:54.000 No, that's a different, yeah, there was a different time, not Berkeley, there was a different talk Milo was doing, and these Antifa were harassing everyone in the lineup, attacking them.

02:01:06.000 And one of the persons in the lineup had a gun.

02:01:09.000 And so when they got attacked, they shot back.

02:01:12.000 The person didn't die.

02:01:13.000 They were injured.

02:01:14.000 But yeah, there was a shooting because of these lunatics attacking Milo's free speech.

02:01:20.000 The people that are shooting themselves in self-defense because of this whole Black Lives Matter, the protest riot combo thing going on, they're getting off. 0.95

02:01:27.000 Yeah.

02:01:28.000 Except not the cops.

02:01:29.000 No charges.

02:01:30.000 No charges.

02:01:31.000 But do you think it's possible at all that this chief of police, it's like, fuck the police's boss's boss?

02:01:38.000 Maybe.

02:01:38.000 Maybe there's something politically weird going on there where he answers to the mayor.

02:01:43.000 When I say fuck the police's boss, it goes all the way up.

02:01:45.000 I don't just mean a lieutenant.

02:01:47.000 I mean George Soros.

02:01:49.000 All right, one more call.

02:01:51.000 Okay.

02:01:52.000 We're gonna go.

02:01:55.000 Oh, wait.

02:01:55.000 Oh, yeah.

02:01:56.000 We're at the Discord.

02:01:58.000 Hello.

02:01:59.000 All right.

02:02:00.000 Hello.

02:02:01.000 Hello.

02:02:01.000 Benzeniter, go ahead.

02:02:02.000 Hello.

02:02:03.000 What's up, guys?

02:02:04.000 How you doing?

02:02:05.000 Hey, man, how you doing?

02:02:06.000 Forgot about it.

02:02:07.000 I'm all right, dog.

02:02:09.000 Yo, so I got this theory, unpopular opinion I thought of today, that straight edge hardcore was the original incel movement, or at least the modern day equivalent.

02:02:24.000 Wow.

02:02:25.000 So, all right, so I'm listening, I'm painting, and out of step comes on by Minor Threat.

02:02:31.000 I'm listening to it, and he says, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't fuck.

02:02:35.000 At least I can fucking think.

02:02:36.000 And I'm sitting there like, that's exactly what an incel would say.

02:02:41.000 Like, oh yeah, I know better than you guys.

02:02:42.000 Yeah, I don't, I don't fuck.

02:02:44.000 I don't fuck these stupid bitches. 1.00

02:02:45.000 And then they don't drink because they don't have any friends.

02:02:48.000 They don't fuck anybody because they have no game.

02:02:50.000 They don't do any drugs because they don't know anybody who can get the drugs.

02:02:54.000 So they're angry.

02:02:56.000 They lash out at society.

02:02:58.000 So then they're stuck in this like, well, shit, we got this hardcore persona around us.

02:03:05.000 We need to do something to cover up why we can't get laid. 1.00

02:03:09.000 So they make a movement.

02:03:10.000 Like, yeah, we're strangers.

02:03:11.000 We only do this because I'm Spencer or Benz and Ader is my tag. 0.73

02:03:17.000 What town are you in?

02:03:19.000 Cleveland.

02:03:20.000 Dude, that is an incredibly strong theory.

02:03:24.000 Because if you see people drunk and puking and making asses of themselves and you go, all right, you're drunk.

02:03:31.000 I don't drink.

02:03:33.000 And I get that.

02:03:35.000 Like Keith Richards kids, none of them drink because they saw Keith Richards drunk all the time.

02:03:40.000 I get that.

02:03:41.000 But who sees someone getting laid a lot and goes, that's fucking gross, man?

02:03:49.000 That's the third girl this week, you fucking pig. 1.00

02:03:52.000 Like, no one does that.

02:03:54.000 Except if they don't have games.

02:03:56.000 Unless they've never been laid.

02:03:57.000 And they're like, I'm actually glad I'm not getting laid.

02:04:01.000 It's a cover.

02:04:02.000 It's a giant fucking cover.

02:04:03.000 It's a cover.

02:04:04.000 You're a genius.

02:04:06.000 Yeah, I know.

02:04:07.000 I don't fuck.

02:04:09.000 Why aren't you getting laid? 0.99

02:04:10.000 Because it's like a political thing.

02:04:13.000 There's too much laying going on.

02:04:15.000 That was too much of indecent.

02:04:17.000 Disgusting.

02:04:18.000 It's so oh my God.

02:04:21.000 All my friends are fucking like 50 people a day.

02:04:24.000 Meanwhile, like Ian Mackay was in DC.

02:04:27.000 He was probably 20 or 19 when he made that album.

02:04:31.000 I'm sure his friends were getting laid like once every four months.

02:04:35.000 It's not like it was just like Motley Cruz shit.

02:04:41.000 And you know what?

02:04:42.000 The weird thing is, is the DC, they were all rich kids too.

02:04:45.000 So it was like, I don't understand how they couldn't have been getting laid unless they were just social.

02:04:45.000 Yeah.

02:04:50.000 They were all getting laid like all middle class people in the era of AIDS. 1.00

02:04:55.000 They were all getting laid like once a year, twice a year.

02:04:59.000 There was no like, I don't fuck.

02:05:01.000 Like if you're in Motley Crew, if you're Mick Mars and you're like, I don't fuck.

02:05:06.000 I'm sick of this bullshit.

02:05:07.000 Blow jobs in the green room fucking backstage shit.

02:05:11.000 You go, that's a political stance.

02:05:15.000 All right, that's brave.

02:05:16.000 But you're right.

02:05:18.000 It's incel.

02:05:20.000 It's like, I don't, you know why I'm a virgin?

02:05:22.000 Because I want to be.

02:05:24.000 Meanwhile, incel means involuntary.

02:05:27.000 But I think Stradage was like pretending that it was voluntary, but it was not.

02:05:34.000 It's a joke.

02:05:35.000 It was the only solution to I got to keep up my rep as being hard because they were hard guys.

02:05:40.000 I love the music.

02:05:41.000 They were hard as fuck.

02:05:42.000 Their whole entire desire was to just make the most angry, aggressive thing possible.

02:05:48.000 And because they were so angry, they had to lash out at society because they weren't getting laid.

02:05:52.000 If they were getting laid, they wouldn't be so angry.

02:05:54.000 Dude, I didn't feel like doing this show tonight.

02:05:56.000 I was at Breezy all day, Breezy Point, drinking beer on the beach.

02:05:59.000 I didn't want to come in.

02:06:01.000 Thank you so much for this call.

02:06:03.000 That is such a great point.

02:06:04.000 You just made the whole show worth it.

02:06:06.000 I appreciate you.

02:06:08.000 I like you more than a friend.

02:06:10.000 Thanks for calling.

02:06:12.000 Great call.

02:06:14.000 Great call.

02:06:14.000 And you know what's great about that point is I didn't realize this until right now, but when I was whatever, 16 and I heard that.

02:06:24.000 I don't.

02:06:24.000 Fuck.

02:06:25.000 I remember being 16 going, really?

02:06:28.000 All I think about is tits. 1.00

02:06:30.000 Do you hate tits? 1.00

02:06:32.000 Something weird's going on.

02:06:34.000 And he just explained it to me as a 49-year-old.

02:06:38.000 He explained something that I heard in 1986 and was confused by.

02:06:45.000 Straight edge, man.

02:06:46.000 Get fired.

02:06:47.000 Get in trouble.

02:06:48.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 19, 2020

GOML LIVE #52 - NO SHOTS

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