Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #70 - THE PLOT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT

00:00:11.000 Thank you, Diane.

00:00:12.000 And in today's news, get off my log.

00:00:29.000 Let's talk about this white privilege.

00:00:30.000 I'll make it clear so that y'all get this.

00:00:32.000 I ain't never had an opportunity in life that was given bass for the tone that my skin is.

00:00:36.000 You ain't impressed.

00:00:37.000 Look at what year it is.

00:00:38.000 There ain't no talking to you.

00:00:39.000 You ain't hearing this.

00:00:39.000 He just the cracker who walk around talking.

00:00:44.000 That was the rapper Burden and his hit song White Privilege, wherein he raps about being white.

00:00:53.000 And I guess it's like one of those dudes who's just one of those dudes.

00:00:57.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

00:01:01.000 I don't know.

00:01:01.000 That seems to be a trend in rap, right?

00:01:03.000 You got to sing about a lot of stuff if you're a rapper.

00:01:06.000 If you're white, your race probably comes up a lot, and it's probably annoying.

00:01:11.000 So you end up going, you're calling me white, you say that I'm racist, and blah, blah, blah.

00:01:14.000 And then, I don't know, it's kind of tedious.

00:01:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:01:19.000 Like a white guy talking about how everyone hates him because he's white.

00:01:24.000 He's not supposed to be white. 0.84

00:01:26.000 I feel like you could say that in my forum here, in a media kind of a setup.

00:01:31.000 But in a rap song?

00:01:34.000 You hear it?

00:01:35.000 Despise my hair and my eyes.

00:01:36.000 My heritage made me as handsome as I. Don't let me know better, no worse.

00:01:40.000 There's no other person.

00:01:43.000 Better no worse.

00:01:48.000 They've actually slowed down, but there was a time there where I was getting his videos once a day.

00:01:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:00.000 And they all are covered in tattoos.

00:02:03.000 All the white rappers who feel self-conscious about their race have made themselves people of color with tons of tattoos.

00:02:12.000 Like that first guy, this dude.

00:02:15.000 And he has that Zooka Nuka Zeus hair.

00:02:23.000 I'm fine with what you're saying, dude.

00:02:25.000 It's probably a lot of stuff that I say.

00:02:28.000 But is this the forum for it?

00:02:30.000 Like, imagine a black guy was in a country song.

00:02:33.000 And he was like, why y'all hate all those black guys?

00:02:40.000 Well, I'm obviously not very good at making great writing songs.

00:02:43.000 Ryan, the lighting is so weird right now.

00:02:47.000 Yeah.

00:02:48.000 I changed that one to aim at shit.

00:02:50.000 Well, my problem is that the lights make this eye look wrinkly, but now it just looks so shadowy.

00:02:58.000 Actually, I don't mind that.

00:02:59.000 Anyway, who fucking cares?

00:03:00.000 Kind of homos worried about lighting. 1.00

00:03:04.000 Yeah, imagine a black dude in a country song talking about how you got him all wrong and why does everyone hate him and he's just as good as any other country singer.

00:03:12.000 You'd sort of go, fuck off.

00:03:14.000 Charlie Pride never did that.

00:03:17.000 The other guy does it is Joyner Lucas.

00:03:19.000 He's got another song where he's like, it's a white guy who's a racist and a black guy who's a racist and they have this big for you black niggas. 0.99

00:03:26.000 That's the way I feel.

00:03:28.000 He didn't even get a real Make America Great Again hat.

00:03:30.000 We talked about this when it came out.

00:03:39.000 I'm a redneck.

00:03:39.000 Yo, why are you calling everybody nigga?

00:03:41.000 I'm a redneck.

00:03:42.000 I want to make America great again, yo.

00:03:46.000 See, that's kind of sums up the issue here.

00:03:49.000 I'm having trouble with your redneck character. 1.00

00:03:51.000 You're not really immersing yourself in the role.

00:03:54.000 But these things have crazy views.

00:03:56.000 What's that got?

00:03:57.000 14 million?

00:03:59.000 142 million.

00:04:00.000 142 million and a half.

00:04:05.000 He ends up kind of having good points.

00:04:09.000 And the other guy doesn't.

00:04:10.000 Who has more animosity?

00:04:12.000 Country fans towards rappers?

00:04:15.000 No, towards blacks? 0.93

00:04:17.000 I guess I'm saying who's more racist.

00:04:18.000 Country fans?

00:04:21.000 Definitely not.

00:04:22.000 Well, there's two questions going on here.

00:04:24.000 Who's more racist?

00:04:25.000 Country fans or rap fans?

00:04:28.000 Let me rephrase that.

00:04:30.000 There's two questions.

00:04:31.000 Who's more racist?

00:04:32.000 White country fans or black rap fans?

00:04:35.000 Question one.

00:04:36.000 Question two, where would you find more animosity in those black guys, those white guys we just saw saying, yo, why do you want to hate on me?

00:04:46.000 I'm white.

00:04:47.000 Or a black country singer saying, why do you want to hate on me?

00:04:51.000 I'm a black guy.

00:04:53.000 Well, country raps now.

00:04:55.000 It's like rappy.

00:04:57.000 And there obviously wasn't any animosity there.

00:04:59.000 That question was way better in my head.

00:05:01.000 It really came out lame because all those three rappers I showed you are probably very popular in the black community.

00:05:07.000 They have no problem with them.

00:05:08.000 And that Old Town Road was a number one hit in the country.

00:05:11.000 So too bad this is live because we would erase that.

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00:05:49.000 jacbd.com promo code gavin 20 off all orders we have a heck of a show folks unbelievable breaking news proud boy's number one story in the country again it can't just be a joke right i mean if you're in the if you're dominating the the american conversation then it must be some sort of secret cabal that's linked to other countries and has millions of dollars and trump says to stand by because he talks to them every day it can't just be a bunch of beer drinking goofs

00:06:19.000 who are just the only people um that antifa attacks that will punch back it can't be that simple can it but before we do i would just like to say there's something weird going on in this country right now especially in new york city the bar i go to near the studio they uh had the cops come in today and they said we are gonna shut you down.

00:06:45.000 My boxing gym, I think, got a tip off because I walk in there this morning, masks on.

00:06:51.000 Tommy Bags was sweating so much.

00:06:55.000 I don't know.

00:06:55.000 I can't do it.

00:06:56.000 If I did it with like a beer, it would just ruin the desk and everything would be soaked.

00:07:00.000 He was dripping from his mask like this.

00:07:02.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:07:03.000 Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip.

00:07:07.000 That's just sweat from his face.

00:07:10.000 I go, dude, you're waterboarding yourself.

00:07:14.000 And I'm just not, they said it's going to be like this for a while.

00:07:16.000 And I go, well, I'm just going to ride my bicycle then.

00:07:19.000 Build up the cardio because it's fucking hell boxing with a mask on.

00:07:24.000 Hell.

00:07:27.000 And then the bar, the cop didn't just say, hey, guys, there was someone standing here the other day and they didn't have a mask on.

00:07:35.000 You can't go, to get up to go pee, you got to put a mask on.

00:07:38.000 Now, at night, people are getting drunk.

00:07:40.000 They're forgetting about it.

00:07:41.000 And the bartender has to pour drinks, get organized, and say, hey, mask on and police everyone.

00:07:47.000 And I said to the owner, well, you'd need someone whose job was doing the policing.

00:07:50.000 And he goes, that's my profit margin.

00:07:52.000 I'm not doing that.

00:07:53.000 What's this shadow here?

00:07:56.000 So, you know what he did?

00:07:58.000 He just said, I'm just going to shut down.

00:08:01.000 It's not worth the risk.

00:08:02.000 Some guy comes in for a $5 beer.

00:08:03.000 He breaks the rules.

00:08:05.000 The cop comes in right when he's having his $5 beer.

00:08:08.000 I'm toast.

00:08:10.000 So he's shutting.

00:08:13.000 And the gym, I'm not going to that anymore.

00:08:16.000 I mean, I obviously will return soon.

00:08:18.000 And I said, I guess we'll all come back on November 5th when no one cares about COVID anymore because you can no longer use it as a tool to win the election.

00:08:26.000 And the gym owner said, that's not true.

00:08:30.000 I don't believe you.

00:08:31.000 So I'm going to bet five bucks and I'll be rich soon with my 10 bucks on November 5th.

00:08:37.000 What's this shadow, Ryan?

00:08:39.000 Right here.

00:08:42.000 It goes from my neck down here.

00:08:49.000 Oh, it's my mic.

00:08:50.000 So that means that the light is too strong and it's turning my mic into a shadow machine.

00:09:01.000 Anyway, I wanted to get that in because I think it's the DNC.

00:09:06.000 I think they're pushing COVID, saying it's really deadly and we're all going to die.

00:09:10.000 So you're less likely to vote.

00:09:14.000 Or at least you'll only do a mail-in vote and then the DNC feels like they can control the mail-in votes.

00:09:21.000 They're better at fraud with mail-in votes.

00:09:23.000 Total corruption.

00:09:24.000 Total Stalinist propaganda.

00:09:28.000 They didn't say they would, you didn't think they'd give it up without a fight.

00:09:33.000 Okay, still sucking. 0.88

00:09:36.000 Studio still sucks after a year.

00:09:40.000 Shitty, worse, gay, boring. 1.00

00:09:43.000 Today's book is...

00:09:44.000 I thought it'd be fun to talk about my book for a change.

00:09:47.000 Because in the midst of all this news, people were getting all these accusations of Nazi and satanic and fucking violent and stuff.

00:09:55.000 And if you read this book, it kind of sums up the Proud Boys or who I am or what I've done.

00:10:01.000 And it's just like fun, stupid goof shit.

00:10:05.000 In fact, our breaking story is really related to being an incompetent goof.

00:10:11.000 The guy who ran the website, officialproudboys.com, I spoke to him a bunch.

00:10:16.000 He worked on it a bunch.

00:10:17.000 Then he got bored and he left it.

00:10:19.000 And I liked it because there's this myth that the fourth degree of the Proud Boys is to go and beat up Antifa.

00:10:26.000 That was my miswording.

00:10:28.000 It really is for when Antifa attack us, like on the night of the election, Antifa, not Antifa, but this crazy bitch jumped two guys for wearing MAGA hats, this Puerto Rican bitch, and was throwing bottles at them. 1.00

00:10:39.000 So they shoved her. 0.98

00:10:41.000 The guy and the girl who were getting the bottles thrown at them and the Puerto Rican lunatic all got thrown in jail for the night in the tombs.

00:10:47.000 So we're like, okay, you're fourth degree now.

00:10:49.000 It's a consolation prize for when you get fucked with unfairly.

00:10:52.000 But then it became, oh, you got to go, you got to, if you want your fourth degree, you got to go to jail.

00:10:58.000 No, no, no.

00:11:00.000 And that was listed on official Proud Boys, but it kept going down because the guy who runs it is a blue-collar dude.

00:11:07.000 And most of these Proud Boys are totally inept when it comes to, well, a lot of shit.

00:11:13.000 I'm not saying they're dumb.

00:11:14.000 They're not sophisticated.

00:11:15.000 They're blue-collar.

00:11:16.000 So they'll like build a website or try to sell a shirt and then forget about it.

00:11:20.000 And then it's on some other thing.

00:11:21.000 And so it was easily hacked.

00:11:23.000 And it got hacked.

00:11:26.000 Number one story in the country right now.

00:11:28.000 So let's go back a step to 1-4.

00:11:34.000 This was the first version of the story.

00:11:37.000 Vote Trump or we will come after you.

00:11:38.000 FBI investigates threatening emails sent to voters, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:11:42.000 Right?

00:11:43.000 And that's the most ridiculous thing in the world.

00:11:47.000 No one sends out a mass email saying they're going to kill themselves.

00:11:50.000 Oh, we got to talk about that chick.

00:11:51.000 Go back in the top with the mask on right here.

00:11:54.000 That one.

00:11:54.000 We'll get to that in a second, though.

00:11:57.000 We have a great guest tonight.

00:12:00.000 The movie's called The Plot Against the President.

00:12:06.000 It's the movie version of the number one selling book.

00:12:08.000 And Amanda Milius put it together.

00:12:10.000 Her dad was the dirty hairy guy.

00:12:13.000 I think he wrote Apocalypse Now or something.

00:12:16.000 But anyway, we'll be talking to her.

00:12:19.000 But before we get to her, and see if you can start putting out the word that we want to speak to her.

00:12:24.000 And her incredible movie, let's show you some of the plot against the president.

00:12:29.000 Make sure we squeeze it all in.

00:12:30.000 That's what she said.

00:12:32.000 Oh, you.

00:12:35.000 So yeah, go back to 1.4.

00:12:37.000 So first of all, Proud Boys have never sent out a mass email, not even to their t-shirt buyers.

00:12:43.000 And why would they send an email saying we're going to burn your house down unless you vote for Trump?

00:12:48.000 So this makes the left look good.

00:12:51.000 There's so much misinformation going on because I saw this piece of paper that you showed me the other day that said, we see that you're a Trump supporter.

00:12:57.000 We're going to burn your house down The night of the election.

00:13:01.000 I believe that's just as fake as this.

00:13:04.000 And that's to make the left look bad.

00:13:07.000 So, this disinformation is to make the right look bad.

00:13:11.000 And it says that we have your name, comes from officialprowdboys.com, which I used to contribute to.

00:13:20.000 It's just like a silly blog.

00:13:22.000 And the guy who owned it, he forgot about it.

00:13:24.000 It hadn't been updated in like three years.

00:13:27.000 And every time I'd say, I'd say, dude, I just checked it to show that fourth degree clarification.

00:13:31.000 It's gone.

00:13:31.000 He's like, oh yeah, it keeps getting these DDOS attacks.

00:13:34.000 I'll put it back up.

00:13:36.000 And then he put it back up.

00:13:37.000 So this sounds irrelevant, but it gets juicy.

00:13:41.000 I assume you already saw it in the news.

00:13:43.000 So 1.5 explains what really happened.

00:13:46.000 And it's very easy to figure out.

00:13:48.000 Enrique is much more sophisticated than I when it comes to this stuff.

00:13:51.000 And he was like, check the info of the URL or something.

00:13:56.000 So if you scroll down, blah, blah, blah.

00:14:00.000 That's the email.

00:14:01.000 Everyone's taking a bait because they want it to be true.

00:14:05.000 That's why this disinformation is so easy.

00:14:08.000 They want it to be true.

00:14:09.000 So when they see that Proud Boys email, they go, you see?

00:14:13.000 Officialproudboys.com via Saudi-Re.com.

00:14:19.000 So whoever's using it, I don't think it's Saudi.

00:14:21.000 Well, I know it's not Saudi Arabia.

00:14:22.000 I can't pretend I have a good hunch when I already know the ending of the story.

00:14:26.000 But it's using a VPN proxy that goes through Saudi Arabia.

00:14:29.000 Clearly not coming from America from these guys.

00:14:32.000 And I heard Enrique told me that the angle was then, they're working with Saudi Arabia to fuck people up. 0.91

00:14:40.000 This is what I don't get about all this hype with Proud Boys.

00:14:43.000 There was Seattle going crazy, right?

00:14:46.000 And they said, we're having a rally.

00:14:48.000 We're coming to, was it Seattle?

00:14:51.000 Yeah, we're coming to Seattle.

00:14:52.000 And Joe Biggs is there with a baseball bat going, we waited too long.

00:14:56.000 And I even have my dad calling me going, Gavin, don't go to Seattle.

00:15:00.000 This is ridiculous.

00:15:02.000 It's pure chaos.

00:15:04.000 I go, calm down, dad.

00:15:05.000 It's not real.

00:15:05.000 There's not going to be any riots.

00:15:07.000 It's basically a joke.

00:15:08.000 And then they finally show up, impending doom, and they go, haha, just kidding.

00:15:13.000 This is the third time they've done this.

00:15:14.000 They did it in Philly, where they said, we're going to kill Antifa, tear the world apart.

00:15:19.000 Antifa showed up.

00:15:20.000 No Prowboys were there at all. 0.98

00:15:21.000 Antifa destroyed, raped, pillaged.

00:15:23.000 And then the next day, the Prowboys did have their rally in Philly, and no one was there because they thought it was a bluff.

00:15:28.000 They did it in Portland, where they crossed the bridge, planted one American flag, said bye, and went home.

00:15:33.000 And Antifa went crazy.

00:15:35.000 Third time they do the same joke.

00:15:38.000 They come to Seattle, have some smoke bombs, chant USA, pray, go home.

00:15:45.000 No casualties, no violence, no problems.

00:15:48.000 Permits from the city, permits from the cops.

00:15:50.000 Boom, boom, boom.

00:15:51.000 Are you getting it yet?

00:15:54.000 But no.

00:15:55.000 We're turning our backs, just like the Drake meme.

00:15:58.000 Can't look at five months of rioting.

00:16:01.000 And the focus of the media is, what if?

00:16:04.000 What if Prowboys riot?

00:16:08.000 Yeah, what if?

00:16:10.000 But like my gay neighbor, when he thought his dog ran away and he was crying, I said, wait until the dogs run away. 0.76

00:16:18.000 Like as of now, he's been gone for two minutes because we were lighting off fireworks and you don't know that he's not coming back.

00:16:25.000 So you're already mourning something that might not happen.

00:16:29.000 Why are we freaking out about non-existent riots?

00:16:32.000 And as I screamed at ABC News, and they're not showing it, by the way, because I believe because I was too good and I explained too many myths.

00:16:41.000 The riots are right there.

00:16:43.000 You want riots?

00:16:44.000 You're worried about riots?

00:16:45.000 Look out your window.

00:16:46.000 98 of the 100 biggest cities in America.

00:16:50.000 All 50 states.

00:16:51.000 Statues destroyed.

00:16:53.000 $3 billion in damage.

00:16:55.000 The most in Americans' history.

00:16:57.000 Dozens of people dead.

00:16:58.000 By our count on this show, we went through 32 deaths directly related at the riots.

00:17:03.000 Not like someone had a heart attack worrying about it.

00:17:05.000 Death from the riots.

00:17:08.000 Yeah, but what if Proud Boys get pissed?

00:17:13.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:17:18.000 So we finally got confirmation.

00:17:21.000 1-6.

00:17:23.000 The emails claimed to be from the Proud Boys are far-right group supportive of President Trump, but appeared instead to be a deceptive campaign making use of a vulnerability in the organization's online network.

00:17:39.000 All right, so let's assume they didn't want to get caught, right?

00:17:43.000 And they were going to get away with it.

00:17:44.000 This is the FBI, who we can no longer trust, even, right?

00:17:58.000 It's been the FBI.

00:18:02.000 It's weird because when I get bona fide death threats, I want to call the FBI.

00:18:06.000 And then at the same time, I want to go, can you guys stop trying to attack Trump and lying about Proud Boys and various things?

00:18:16.000 So who's behind this?

00:18:18.000 Who does it make look good?

00:18:19.000 It makes Biden look good, makes Trump look bad.

00:18:22.000 So it's the Biden campaign.

00:18:24.000 It must be the Biden campaign, right?

00:18:26.000 But then you think, I can't trust the FBI.

00:18:29.000 And they keep talking about Russia.

00:18:32.000 So I think what's happening here is it was, I believe it to be Biden DNC funded maleficence.

00:18:39.000 Malfecance, sorry.

00:18:40.000 I'm thinking of the fucking maleficence.

00:18:44.000 Malfecance.

00:18:45.000 And now that it's out, they're trying to spin it and say, wait, no.

00:18:50.000 Well, what you should take away from this is not that someone was fucking with Proud Boys to make Trump look bad or Trump supporters in general, but that Russia is involved in disinformation campaigns.

00:19:02.000 And so is Iran. 0.94

00:19:03.000 But let's get back to Russia.

00:19:04.000 Russia, Russia, Russia.

00:19:05.000 Russia is trying to hack the election.

00:19:09.000 And we told you that, and this is still them talking.

00:19:13.000 We told you that Trump used Russia to hack the election.

00:19:16.000 He's doing it again.

00:19:18.000 Now they're sort of back to their narrative.

00:19:21.000 We are living in a tornado of spin.

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00:19:26.000 I want you to put plywood on Your windows, both literally and metaphorically, and prepare for this hurricane.

00:19:34.000 Don't take that out of context, Reuters.

00:19:37.000 Prepare for a hurricane of bullshit.

00:19:40.000 There is going to be so much bullshit, so many lies from both sides over the next two weeks.

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00:20:37.000 Ooh, that's a fun one.

00:20:39.000 So you email them.

00:20:41.000 I guess you email them to the mailbag.

00:20:43.000 Yeah.

00:20:44.000 What's the mailbag?

00:20:45.000 Mailbag at censored.tv.

00:20:47.000 Mailbag at censored.tv.

00:20:49.000 Is there a minimum for, like, can they just throw five bucks in and bam?

00:20:54.000 I think the min I don't know what the minimum is.

00:20:57.000 It might be $100.

00:20:59.000 I don't know.

00:21:02.000 Should be.

00:21:04.000 Also included in this weird thing, and this is a total side thing, 1-7.

00:21:12.000 How to make a fake ballot was also in the end of the email, a little movie that was from a Twitter account, which is now gone.

00:21:20.000 And of course, we're assured that this movie doesn't show you how to make a fake ballot.

00:21:25.000 It wouldn't work.

00:21:25.000 But who knows anymore?

00:21:28.000 Who knows?

00:21:29.000 In the era of the bullshit tornado, we are in bullshit tornado Fortnite.

00:21:35.000 That's a good name for this.

00:21:37.000 That's pretty cool.

00:21:38.000 Fortnite is two weeks, not the video game.

00:21:40.000 It is 100, by the way.

00:21:41.000 F-O-R-T-N-I-G-H-T. 1.00

00:21:43.000 It is $100.

00:21:44.000 Okay.

00:21:49.000 So that was stupid.

00:21:54.000 Let's move forward, though.

00:21:55.000 Wait, our guys saying it's 50, but 100 would be great.

00:21:59.000 Okay, now it's 50.

00:22:00.000 This is the beauty of live.

00:22:02.000 Be transparent.

00:22:03.000 Breaking news.

00:22:04.000 Also breaking news.

00:22:05.000 This was the number one story right before Proud Boys and the Iran thing was at the top.

00:22:11.000 So the left's version of events is that Julianne is in the new Borat movie with a young woman.

00:22:18.000 Sesha Baron Cohen yells, she's 15, she's too old for you.

00:22:22.000 Julianne doesn't have a reputation for fucking young girls. 1.00

00:22:24.000 I'm jumping to 23 now because I'm worried we're not going to get to the interview in time.

00:22:32.000 Still the number one story.

00:22:33.000 Wait, that's 23?

00:22:36.000 Oh, shit.

00:22:37.000 Because when I looked at it, it was the number one story.

00:22:40.000 Oh, there we go.

00:22:42.000 There we go.

00:22:43.000 So Rudy responds to those pictures of him and lying in bed with his hand in his pants.

00:22:48.000 Now, we'll have to see the movie.

00:22:50.000 And of course, it's going to be heavily edited in Borat's favor.

00:22:54.000 But the right is claiming that, you know, when you have a microphone going down, and then it's time to take it out or put it in, you sort of, it's an awkward thing to do.

00:23:04.000 You got to untuck your shirt to get it out of the bottom.

00:23:06.000 Then you got to re-tuck your shirt in.

00:23:08.000 I guess he didn't want to stand up to re-tuck his shirt in.

00:23:10.000 We'll see.

00:23:11.000 This doesn't seem that scandalous to me or interesting.

00:23:14.000 I don't even know if he's married or not.

00:23:15.000 So he was flirting.

00:23:16.000 He may have been flirting with a girl, may have touched his dick, or he may just be adjusting his mic, and he may be single.

00:23:23.000 So this is obviously coming out right now because of Hunter's laptop, which keeps growing.

00:23:31.000 Oh, and here's something I was thinking about with the laptop.

00:23:34.000 No one's talking about this.

00:23:35.000 At 9 a.m. on Parlor, I said, wait a minute.

00:23:39.000 Wasn't that text to his dad or the email where he said, hey, I was, yeah, I was smoking crack and there was a young girl there.

00:23:47.000 And my ex is really mad because he says you shouldn't be smoking crack and flirting with young girls at the same time.

00:23:56.000 I mean, you shouldn't have the kids around in a location where you're also molesting underage girls and smoking crack in the nude.

00:24:04.000 Those are all valid points.

00:24:05.000 And then I started thinking, wait a minute, I couldn't imagine writing that to my father.

00:24:11.000 Like, if I was like, yeah, I got divorced because my wife caught me fucking a pig, like an actual literal pig.

00:24:17.000 I think I would say to my dad, which is, that's not as bad as what that guy did.

00:24:21.000 But I think I would say to my dad, something terrible happened and you're going to be real disappointed.

00:24:25.000 I don't even know if I would tell him.

00:24:27.000 But like to casually email it at the same time, Dinesh posted the same thing.

00:24:37.000 Takes an ominous new significance now that we know Hunter Biden is a pedophile.

00:24:40.000 I wonder if the son learned his perverted habits from the father.

00:24:43.000 So go back to my post because I said the only way I could see you being comfortable communicating that is if you had a culture of molestation.

00:24:50.000 Maybe your dad touched your dick or something.

00:24:54.000 So is Hunter Biden a pedophile?

00:24:56.000 And if he is, does it come from his father's suspicious behavior?

00:25:02.000 Joe Biden has been accused of being inappropriate with his kids.

00:25:04.000 Now we see his son is confessing similar behavior.

00:25:06.000 And why was Hunter so comfortable communicating that to his father?

00:25:09.000 Is it possible Hunter was molested, possibly by Joe?

00:25:14.000 Again, I'm saying this in the bullshit tornado Fortnite, but it just seems very strange to me.

00:25:26.000 And I think someone said, no, he wasn't texting that to his father.

00:25:30.000 He was emailing it to his therapist.

00:25:33.000 That makes a lot more sense.

00:25:34.000 I hope that's true.

00:25:35.000 Who fucking knows?

00:25:36.000 And another annoying thing, by the way, in this sort of big pile of news that they're just, they're pouring on us like vomit.

00:25:43.000 America is vomiting news all over us.

00:25:46.000 And the other thing they're vomiting everywhere is the fact that the laptop went to the FBI, sat there, and they did nothing.

00:25:56.000 Wait a minute.

00:25:57.000 Doesn't that mean that Joe Biden thwarted an investigation In Ukraine on his son, and had the FBI not do anything with the laptop when they got it.

00:26:06.000 Remember, the guy took it back, or he had a copy of it, and that's when he went to Giuliani after the FBI did nothing.

00:26:13.000 Speak in.

00:26:16.000 Shouldn't heads roll for that?

00:26:17.000 And that goes back to what I was saying about the FBI.

00:26:22.000 Here's another example of the bullshit Tornado Fortnite, BTF.

00:26:27.000 So some kid makes a dumb fake text.

00:26:34.000 This is sorry, 2-4.

00:26:38.000 And he says, hey, Juliani, it's Ivanka.

00:26:44.000 Oh, hi.

00:26:45.000 I didn't know you changed your number.

00:26:46.000 Yeah, I did.

00:26:47.000 What's going on?

00:26:48.000 Is this true?

00:26:49.000 And he goes, yeah, basically.

00:26:51.000 Here, go to...

00:26:52.000 So click on the first picture.

00:26:55.000 Is this Mayor Juliani?

00:26:56.000 Can I ask who you are?

00:26:57.000 It's Ivanka.

00:26:58.000 Picture of her.

00:26:59.000 I don't know.

00:27:00.000 I didn't know you got a number.

00:27:01.000 Hope Donald is well.

00:27:03.000 Saw your tweet.

00:27:04.000 Is the rumor that is circulating true?

00:27:07.000 There is some truth to the story.

00:27:08.000 I'm waiting to speak with your father about it.

00:27:11.000 Now, that's it.

00:27:13.000 That's all they have for verification.

00:27:16.000 Not the FBI saying this was Iran.

00:27:18.000 Not Juliani and a team of lawyers and forensics experts saying, yes, that's his laptop.

00:27:22.000 Just a little kid going, and who takes the bait?

00:27:28.000 Fucking everyone.

00:27:30.000 Because modern journalists are political activists now, especially in BTF.

00:27:36.000 Maybe I should not call it Fortnite.

00:27:38.000 I'm going to just call it the bullshit tornado.

00:27:41.000 Because everyone thinks of the game.

00:27:44.000 So, especially in the bullshit tornado.

00:27:46.000 Rachel Badow.

00:27:48.000 I can't even.

00:27:50.000 She features a lot in Amanda's film. 0.98

00:27:54.000 Just running with every single rumor she gets.

00:27:57.000 Rudy seems to have learned his lesson.

00:28:00.000 So they're being sarcastic.

00:28:02.000 He's being taken in by someone claiming to be Ivanka Trump.

00:28:04.000 Meanwhile, David Freelander, you've been taken in.

00:28:07.000 That's not Juliani, dumbass. 1.00

00:28:12.000 So they're gloating about something, saying how stupid Juliani is, but they're the ones who misinterpreted.

00:28:17.000 And if you look at the thread, go back to the original tweet.

00:28:21.000 This guy, what's his name?

00:28:25.000 Caleb Hull, has shown you all the different people, Politico magazine, Young Turks, strategy director for Progress Now, USA Today, HuffPo, Bleach Report, Daily Press, Alt Press, Vox, Vancouver Sun, Clinton administration.

00:28:45.000 This was also just proven to be a hoax.

00:28:47.000 Julian, and he was laying back.

00:28:48.000 Oh, and then they're talking about the thing.

00:28:50.000 He's laying back to remove his mic, and there's nothing more to it than that.

00:28:52.000 The rumor started by a random account, followed by dozens of journals piling on.

00:28:56.000 So the real takeaway story there is the only real news there is that when you come up with some ridiculous story, everyone runs with it.

00:29:04.000 Like the Proud Boy's email.

00:29:06.000 Proud boys are going to kill everyone who doesn't vote for Trump.

00:29:12.000 You're fired.

00:29:14.000 How fucking ridiculous is that?

00:29:16.000 You're fired.

00:29:18.000 Okay, I got a few things to say about our guest.

00:29:23.000 But before we get to it, I wanted to conf.

00:29:28.000 Well, first let's go to this Eugene Carroll thing.

00:29:31.000 I sent it to you in a separate email.

00:29:33.000 We were making fun of her.

00:29:34.000 Remember, she was on the cover of New York Magazine and she said, I was raped and this is what I wore to my rape.

00:29:42.000 So go to the video of us.

00:29:44.000 No, that's the second part.

00:29:46.000 Yeah.

00:29:49.000 Speaking of a totally northwest adversary, have you seen this mental patient?

00:29:54.000 So she's on the cover of New York Mag.

00:29:56.000 Here's what happened, I think.

00:29:56.000 This woman, she was a cheerleader when she was young in the 60s.

00:29:59.000 She's looking forward to the New York Mag.

00:30:02.000 Look, I'm rubbing my nose constantly there, too.

00:30:04.000 Oh, it doesn't have a looky-looky searchy doodle?

00:30:07.000 No, those are.

00:30:07.000 Oh, this is...

00:30:08.000 Okay, so here she was on Anderson Cooper.

00:30:11.000 So watching this happen, watching the left go, this isn't helping my agenda.

00:30:15.000 It's a real treasure to watch.

00:30:17.000 Look at this body language, too.

00:30:19.000 Yeah, look at him recoil.

00:30:20.000 I did not know you were nuts.

00:30:22.000 This is not going to work out.

00:30:23.000 You're actually bad for us.

00:30:24.000 And you're getting Trump re-elected, which is not what we were going for.

00:30:29.000 I was not thrown on the ground.

00:30:31.000 You don't feel like a victim.

00:30:33.000 I was not thrown on the ground and ravished.

00:30:35.000 The word rape carries so many sexual connotations.

00:30:40.000 This was not sexual.

00:30:43.000 It just, it hurt.

00:30:45.000 It just...

00:30:46.000 I think most people think of rape as a, I mean, it is a violent assault.

00:30:51.000 It is not.

00:30:52.000 I think most people think of rape as being sexy.

00:30:56.000 So now we're back.

00:30:57.000 We want more?

00:30:59.000 You know how I want to...

00:31:00.000 Take a quick break.

00:31:01.000 If you can stick around, we'll talk more on the other side.

00:31:03.000 You're fascinating to talk to.

00:31:06.000 Oh, great.

00:31:07.000 Is that just a moment?

00:31:08.000 She didn't come back.

00:31:10.000 Anyway, we showed a montage of those of her being a lunatic, saying women want to be dominated by cavemen.

00:31:18.000 What was the other one?

00:31:20.000 She said she likes it when men are rough and all this weird stuff.

00:31:22.000 And then they said, are you going to sue?

00:31:24.000 And she goes, no.

00:31:26.000 Were you going to charge him with rape?

00:31:27.000 She goes, no, that would trivialize all the women being raped at the border right now.

00:31:34.000 Pardon es moi?

00:31:36.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:31:39.000 I did not turn it into a talisman.

00:31:42.000 I didn't wrap it in class.

00:31:43.000 I didn't think I just put the talisman.

00:31:46.000 I guess my question is, is could there be any deer?

00:31:49.000 Yeah, just pots.

00:31:50.000 Just pots.

00:31:52.000 Anyway, I'll just explain to you what happens.

00:31:53.000 We start joking about having a talisman of a dress you were raped in is the weirdest thing in the world.

00:31:58.000 But she says she's not going to press charges because it would trivialize all the women being raped at the border.

00:32:02.000 And you're like, so let me get this straight.

00:32:06.000 You get raped in New York City.

00:32:07.000 You go to the MIPD.

00:32:08.000 They say, would you like to press charges?

00:32:09.000 You go, no.

00:32:10.000 I want you to use those resources to help the Mexicans at the border in California.

00:32:14.000 The cop's going to go, so I should quit my job in the New York police force.

00:32:19.000 I guess I lose my pension.

00:32:20.000 Go to ICE, I guess, and start training down there.

00:32:24.000 Is that what I do?

00:32:26.000 She's obviously fucking insane, but the bullshit Tornado is so desperate that stupid Proud Boys hacks and this case is now back.

00:32:37.000 So she's after her saying, I would never, I don't use lawyers, that's not my thing, she has decided that she's charging him with, what is she doing now?

00:32:46.000 She appeared in federal court that the hearing, but what is the charge?

00:32:52.000 I think they're just saying, we're not showing up.

00:32:54.000 Let's do it by phone.

00:32:55.000 This is fucking insane.

00:32:56.000 Her suit claims Trump defamed her when he denied her allegation last year.

00:33:02.000 So, yeah.

00:33:03.000 So he made fun of her after her ridiculous allegation, which was, as you just saw, was very easy to do.

00:33:11.000 And she's fucking pissed. 1.00

00:33:14.000 Now, you know what I just thought of?

00:33:16.000 This, we usually end the freebie now, but I want to promote Amanda's film.

00:33:22.000 So I think we'll just make all of this free.

00:33:24.000 Not as video, but as audio.

00:33:26.000 Yeah, that's what we'll do.

00:33:27.000 So as far as video goes right now for bit shoot or whatever the fuck we still have, get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting, throw the papers.

00:33:38.000 But as far as the audio podcast, keep it going, champ.

00:33:43.000 Guess what that's from?

00:33:44.000 Don't know.

00:33:45.000 The movie Spelling Bee, where his dad is working with his son, they're Indians.

00:33:50.000 And he's like, dairy or some hard word.

00:33:54.000 And he's like, yes, got it.

00:33:55.000 And he's got another card.

00:33:56.000 He goes, keep it going, champ.

00:33:58.000 My wife and I always say that now, whenever we want the other person to keep going.

00:34:05.000 So I have to confess something.

00:34:08.000 I'm a little bit sexist when it comes to women writing and women directors. 0.90

00:34:12.000 I hate this obsession that women have to be in stories and involved in stories. 0.99

00:34:16.000 Why is Luke Skywalker a dude?

00:34:19.000 Because men are naturally the guys in stories because they're out there doing this stuff.

00:34:24.000 You're making the people in the stories.

00:34:27.000 You're magic.

00:34:28.000 That's like saying, why isn't the queen bee in more bee stories?

00:34:31.000 Because she's the reason the hive exists.

00:34:33.000 And the things women do, they don't translate to stories very well. 1.00

00:34:37.000 Hey, today this woman held her son and changed his life because he was depressed about something and she hugged him and showed him that he's loved.

00:34:44.000 It's the most important thing in the world, but it's not a great story.

00:34:49.000 Now, some guy thought he was farting and he shit his pants and he had white pants on and he was in court and everyone could see the shit stain.

00:34:57.000 That's not very consequential, but it makes a great story.

00:35:00.000 My favorite story in the world is that baseball players shit his pants last night.

00:35:05.000 I'm good for those about twice a year, he says.

00:35:08.000 And his other story of beating up the umps because of tar shit, pine tar on the bat, is another great story. 1.00

00:35:18.000 George Brett.

00:35:19.000 George Brett.

00:35:21.000 So like women sitting there going, I want to have shit my pants. 1.00

00:35:25.000 I want to have fought the empire.

00:35:27.000 George Brett's mom made George Brett, okay?

00:35:30.000 The Empire's mom made the Empire. 0.93

00:35:31.000 You're already in stories.

00:35:33.000 Now, affirmative action forces these women in stories. 1.00

00:35:38.000 And we see like Brie Larson beating everyone up and doing car ads where she kicks ass. 1.00

00:35:43.000 And we've got Charlize Therone doing circle kicks.

00:35:46.000 And it's just so gay and boring. 1.00

00:35:47.000 And we have all these affirmative action things to make female directors. 1.00

00:35:51.000 I think Robert Redford has a whole program where he like locks them in Sundance and he shows them, helps them with director.

00:35:59.000 Whole team tries to fit this square peg in a round hole.

00:36:02.000 And I notice it with writing too.

00:36:04.000 When women write, they just barf out the words and there's no structure. 1.00

00:36:07.000 Generally, now, as I've said a million times before, probably half my top 10 favorite writers are female.

00:36:14.000 That just, you can notice that Chinese people tend not to be in the NBA and your two favorite NBA players could both be Chinese.

00:36:21.000 That's not a contradiction.

00:36:23.000 Anyway, I went into this going, oh, great.

00:36:25.000 It's the famous dude's daughter, and she did a movie about something really complicated, like Russia Gate, Russia collusion.

00:36:33.000 It's going to go on forever.

00:36:34.000 It's not going to wow them in the third act.

00:36:36.000 It's going to be, it will be too long.

00:36:39.000 They don't know how to, like one of the best rules with editing, both writing and movies is kill your babies. 0.97

00:36:45.000 Kill your darlings. 1.00

00:36:46.000 Women, well, some women are pretty good at killing their babies. 1.00

00:36:51.000 They're good at killing their babies at the clinic, but they're not great at it when it comes to the art they create.

00:36:58.000 So I wanted to get that across.

00:36:59.000 So I came at this with a very cynical view of this woman. 0.62

00:37:04.000 I didn't know her.

00:37:05.000 I knew of her a little bit, but I was like, this is going to suck, but I should watch it.

00:37:09.000 And it fucking rules.

00:37:12.000 And it is so simple and easy to understand and lays out the facts.

00:37:16.000 I'm a raging expert now on the Russia bullshit hoax.

00:37:22.000 And it's not hyperbolic.

00:37:24.000 It just explains it as it is.

00:37:26.000 And I don't feel like I'm an expert where I listen to like, I don't know, Rush Limbaugh or Michael Savage or something tell me hoax, hoax, hoax.

00:37:32.000 I feel like I worked with the lawyers on the case.

00:37:37.000 Anyway, let's look at the trailer briefly.

00:37:39.000 You can make a whole movie on the Russiagate hoax.

00:37:42.000 It's all documented.

00:37:44.000 Mike's created it.

00:37:48.000 There was an illusion being created using the most awesome tools and the greatest tricks that the American intelligence community had learned to use against our enemies.

00:37:56.000 Now it was being deployed against the American people and our president.

00:37:59.000 This is the biggest political scandal in modern history, which makes Watergate look like a tiff.

00:38:05.000 The FBI director has no credibility.

00:38:08.000 The left used to not trust the FBI, and now they love them.

00:38:13.000 This can happen to General Michael T. Flynn.

00:38:15.000 Imagine what somebody who has a single strike against 35 Russian diplomats in the U.S. expression.

00:38:22.000 Anyways, you get the idea.

00:38:24.000 It's beautifully laid out and it's completely chronological.

00:38:28.000 So you feel like you're just sort of sailing over the past four years like a seagull, watching everything happen in perfect order.

00:38:36.000 Let's show where you can rent or buy it.

00:38:38.000 Link 2.9.

00:38:39.000 So you can go to Vimeo.com on demand and look up plot against the president.

00:38:44.000 That's 2.9 there.

00:38:47.000 Right?

00:38:48.000 Amazon is dragging their feet for obvious reasons. 1.00

00:38:52.000 And then you can go to PATP, plot against the president, PATMovie.com and look up the theaters it's in.

00:39:05.000 But when I asked her if I could interview her, I said how would you summarize the movie?

00:39:10.000 She said the criminals behind the subversion of our country for the last four years want you to disengage and forget this happened.

00:39:17.000 This movie exposes new details and connects all the dots.

00:39:20.000 That it does.

00:39:22.000 You don't need to become a lawyer to understand Russia gate, but warning, you'll be very angry when you see it.

00:39:28.000 Okay, I hope I haven't had her made her wait too long, but can you get her on the line?

00:39:44.000 Amanda, are you there?

00:39:46.000 Yes.

00:39:47.000 Hi, Gavin.

00:39:49.000 Abroad made a movie.

00:39:52.000 Imagine that.

00:39:54.000 As a rampant kitchen-smashing, hair-pulling, flipping cars over, the Hulk sexist, I was negative about this before it started.

00:40:06.000 And I know your dad made a bunch of great movies.

00:40:08.000 He made my favorite Dirty Harry movies.

00:40:11.000 Did he make them all?

00:40:13.000 He wrote them.

00:40:16.000 The first two with Michael.

00:40:18.000 Michael Cimino directed Magnum Force.

00:40:20.000 I think they wrote that together, who was also a really cool, you know, 70s, 80s director that was a close friend of our families.

00:40:30.000 But yeah, he wrote those.

00:40:32.000 He wrote them uncredited for a handful of years.

00:40:35.000 It was not listed.

00:40:36.000 And then they passed some regulation in the Writers Guild and now it's credited as him.

00:40:41.000 So your dad invented Go Ahead Punk Make My Day.

00:40:44.000 Yeah.

00:40:45.000 Oh, that's very cool.

00:40:47.000 Anyway, he's so alpha that even his daughter can make good movies.

00:40:54.000 I guess that's what happened because it's really good.

00:40:58.000 And you sort of, you get on the choo-choo train at the beginning, and I just explained to the viewers, you know, what the show's about.

00:41:05.000 It's from the book, The Plot Against the President, bestseller.

00:41:09.000 Is the movie on Amazon?

00:41:11.000 No, because they're blocking us in a sense.

00:41:15.000 It was supposed to be on like five days ago, five or six days ago, and they gave the distributor what they're calling a extend.

00:41:23.000 This movie needs to have an extended content review for our standards.

00:41:28.000 And supposedly they're doing the same thing to Dinesh's movie.

00:41:31.000 I don't know if that's still the case, but the distributor has like over 350 titles on Amazon, and he says that he's never seen anything like that before.

00:41:41.000 Can I just hazard a guess?

00:41:43.000 I'm having a feeling that the review will come in with all guns blazing on November 5th.

00:41:50.000 Yeah, because they don't want us to be able to say that they blocked us completely, but they'll probably be like, oh, it turns out we have a really long review process because of like COVID or something.

00:41:59.000 Like they're going to do something, but Hollywood Reporter is going to do a story on it tomorrow, actually.

00:42:04.000 We actually have had some fairly fair treatment from them because, you know, I don't think the movie is that hyperbolic.

00:42:13.000 I think it's...

00:42:15.000 So I don't see how if you're a liberal or whatever, you could watch the movie and be like offended or argue with the points that we make because it's the first-hand sources that are talking about it.

00:42:25.000 It's the guys that were in the room in the investigation.

00:42:28.000 So there's no adjectives in the film.

00:42:33.000 It's just nouns.

00:42:35.000 It's just bullet points.

00:42:37.000 This is what happened.

00:42:38.000 You get on the choo-choo train at the beginning and it was, you know, Russian collusion.

00:42:42.000 Well, was it?

00:42:43.000 And then we researched it and you talked to every single person remotely involved.

00:42:48.000 Yeah.

00:42:49.000 Which was crazy.

00:42:50.000 The timeline.

00:42:51.000 I mean, the fact that we did 35 interviews, there's interviews we don't have in the movie because I had to shrink a four and a half hour version down to 90 minutes.

00:43:01.000 But there's people, we have even more people.

00:43:03.000 I mean, we have, just, yeah, it was insane.

00:43:07.000 I had 35 interviews in a month and a half.

00:43:09.000 And I'm not selling it well because what I'm describing sounds tedious.

00:43:12.000 It just sounds like a bullet point list of things.

00:43:15.000 But I swear, it was like a choo-choo train. 1.00

00:43:17.000 And maybe that's a good thing about you being a woman because they tend to be more simple. 0.99

00:43:21.000 And so.

00:43:22.000 Well, I also have, I agree.

00:43:24.000 I mean, I actually got to say, it's weird because I've always watched your stuff and I've been watching you since, well, first of all, I don't want to age myself too much because, again, I'm a woman.

00:43:32.000 So like, but I was into, my friends and I, we were growing up, we were all super into Vice, the magazine, and that was the coolest thing.

00:43:42.000 It was the edgiest thing to go get the magazine and be like, you know, oh my God, like, look at this ins and outs section and like all the crazy stuff that they say.

00:43:48.000 Do's and don'ts, Amanda, do's and don'ts.

00:43:52.000 Oh, was it do's and don'ts?

00:43:53.000 Ins and outs?

00:43:54.000 Yes.

00:43:54.000 It was a fashion column.

00:43:56.000 Ins and outs is a.

00:43:57.000 You're thinking of a porno.

00:43:59.000 It's like, yeah, it was like, do, don't.

00:44:00.000 Yeah, that was the best section.

00:44:02.000 And then, and we all had such a good time with that.

00:44:04.000 And then Vice became totally lame when you left.

00:44:06.000 And then when I was in film school and before, we would watch Red Eye when it was good.

00:44:14.000 Like in the middle of the night when it was like, why is there a cool show on Fox?

00:44:18.000 Like, this is wild.

00:44:19.000 And I think that really kicked off like the cultural shift.

00:44:22.000 I mean, it was a really big, important thing to do.

00:44:25.000 So what you're saying is just for the record while we're recording, you're saying I red-pilled a generation.

00:44:30.000 Absolutely.

00:44:31.000 I mean, I was, I mean, yeah, I was pretty red-pill at the start, but yeah, it was, it was, I think it was really important.

00:44:37.000 And I agreed with all of the stuff that you said about, I mean, I can't really say it myself, but a lot of the stuff that you said about filmmakers of a certain nature.

00:44:46.000 Because I don't like that very much either.

00:44:49.000 I also really can't stand the a lot of the character.

00:44:53.000 You know, they're pushing this like strong female characters constantly in movies these days, and they're really dry and terrible and they're really annoying. 1.00

00:45:02.000 Frankly, my dad did better female characters back in the day alongside his like, you know, McKismo. 1.00

00:45:08.000 He had these really good, like actually cool female characters that they don't really give him any credit for.

00:45:14.000 You know what?

00:45:15.000 I think that women tend to not write well. 1.00

00:45:17.000 They just, you look at their articles and it's 5,000 words, especially now with the internet where there's no word limit.

00:45:22.000 And you're like, I need, you learned this in ninth grade.

00:45:26.000 There's the opening intro, the three supporting paragraphs, and the conclusion.

00:45:30.000 I don't need to know every single person you spoke to.

00:45:33.000 And they do that in film, too.

00:45:34.000 Like, I had a big problem with that incel movie, which I loved, but I also hated that it was her rough notes.

00:45:40.000 And I'm like, okay, time to start the movie.

00:45:43.000 I haven't seen it yet.

00:45:44.000 You had three acts.

00:45:46.000 You outed.

00:45:47.000 Sorry, go ahead.

00:45:48.000 No, what you're saying is it's true.

00:45:50.000 It happens a lot.

00:45:51.000 And like, I think also it was because I, it's not like I was a Russiagate expert.

00:45:57.000 I was working in the government.

00:45:58.000 I was doing my thing.

00:46:00.000 It's not like that was my like expertise.

00:46:02.000 I happened to know all these people and so they trusted me.

00:46:05.000 And I also was going to go about producing the movie in a way where it's not like some giant company could take it over and make every recut it and make everyone look stupid.

00:46:14.000 So people trusted me to do these interviews.

00:46:16.000 And I came from within the administration in the first place.

00:46:20.000 So all of those things combined, I think because I was telling the story the way I would like to understand it and believe it.

00:46:27.000 And I'm not a journalist by any stretch of the imagination.

00:46:30.000 And I'm not, you know, one of these people that's sitting there highlighting declassified documents.

00:46:36.000 Like I want to hear from those people, but that's not me.

00:46:39.000 So I think it was a good mix to explain the story in 90 minutes in an exciting way.

00:46:44.000 Well, you also had a man to write the book originally to give you like a template.

00:46:49.000 Yes, and we all love Lee Smith, and he did a very good job and focused the story on people, not on documents, which is, but I mean, with the support of information there, but that's why it's good.

00:47:01.000 That's why I optioned it.

00:47:03.000 I saw it in manuscript form before the book came out.

00:47:06.000 And I did the full Hollywood thing where I optioned it before it came out and it became this big bestseller, which was great.

00:47:11.000 Nice move. 0.65

00:47:12.000 And then left the government to direct it.

00:47:15.000 I wasn't even going to direct it.

00:47:16.000 I didn't want to direct it.

00:47:17.000 I thought I was done making movies completely when I joined the Trump administration because who was going to hire an ex-Trumpy to make movies?

00:47:24.000 Well, that still prevails.

00:47:26.000 Like, I don't know where your career goes from here.

00:47:30.000 I'm not going to go back to LA or Hollywood.

00:47:32.000 I mean, I just, you don't have to be part of that to make movies.

00:47:35.000 Like, I'll just have my production company out here and I'll make way better content than they do.

00:47:40.000 The projects we have lined up on the horizon are so much more edgy and cool than anything that's going to come out of LA right now.

00:47:50.000 I don't worry about that, actually, because you don't have to be, there's no studio system.

00:47:55.000 Like, I don't need to be like approved by these people to do movies.

00:48:00.000 You know, as I was watching it and I was on the choo-choo train and it was taking me from act one to act two and act three seamlessly in a chronological manner with nothing but facts and no hyperbole, no opinions, no adjectives.

00:48:13.000 A part of me was going, if only there could be a Proud Boy documentary that was like this, that showed you the documents, showed you the hacks.

00:48:21.000 We talked about this.

00:48:22.000 So I'm telling you, I can't tell you who I was in the car with, but we were editing when we moved out of state to edit and we were driving home and we were talking about all the stuff we're going to do in the future and all the projects that are on the horizon.

00:48:34.000 And that was 100% something we talked about.

00:48:38.000 And one of the guys I work with is the perfect person to do it.

00:48:42.000 That's something I would like to produce under my company.

00:48:45.000 I would love to do that.

00:48:46.000 And you know what I would love to include in it is all the hateful allegations that are true.

00:48:52.000 You know, there was four that were in Charlottesville.

00:48:55.000 Jason Kessler was a member for a fucking few hours.

00:49:00.000 Like clear up the rumors and the yeah, just like 90% of the 90% of the rumors are not true, but there are some that are true.

00:49:07.000 I can explain them, but yeah, there's some sins there.

00:49:10.000 Like some, that guy did say that.

00:49:12.000 And that is a terrible thing to say.

00:49:14.000 And you have to come out with that or else, yeah, it's important to have the documentaries be solid.

00:49:20.000 The problem and admit things like that so that they can't discredit the whole thing.

00:49:25.000 A lot of times on the right, people are so excited to get their point out and to have a movie that they become kind of hyperbolic and over the top.

00:49:33.000 And we've got, you know.

00:49:35.000 Are you criticizing Dinesh D'Souza right now, secretly?

00:49:38.000 No, we all love Dinesh.

00:49:41.000 Okay.

00:49:42.000 I have an app where I can go through the sound of the voice and the person and I can take the truth out.

00:49:48.000 It's called a lie detector Skype machine.

00:49:51.000 I just don't have that style.

00:49:53.000 I mean, I'm a different.

00:49:54.000 So my thing is I came, I'm not like a conservative that's into issues that then happen to be like, oh, I want to make a movie about this issue.

00:50:02.000 I'm a filmmaker that worked in Hollywood and in that industry in one way or another for over 10 years and then happened to do politics.

00:50:11.000 So it's like I'm coming at it from the filmmaking craft more than the advocacy issue craft, which.

00:50:17.000 But it was still so unique.

00:50:18.000 Like there were so many pictures.

00:50:20.000 You don't often see that in a documentary.

00:50:22.000 Like Kamala Harris spoke to this person and we're not looking at video right now.

00:50:26.000 We're looking at a photo of like Susan Rice signing a document with Obama.

00:50:30.000 Normally that would bug me.

00:50:32.000 I'd go, where's the video of it?

00:50:33.000 Or where's the reenactment or where's the animation?

00:50:36.000 But I don't know why it works so well in this.

00:50:39.000 It makes you listen to the person that's talking, especially in the well, so the thing I like, there's this trick you learn at film school and elsewhere where to make an audience pay attention to something and have it be have them like basically unable to not pay attention is you put them in a completely dark room and put a tiny little white dot on the screen and you can get people psychologically to focus on that dot for longer than than an action scene.

00:51:05.000 So there's little maneuvers that make it entertaining and something that you can't look away from.

00:51:12.000 Actually, when you give people less is thrust in their face and they're listening to basically these first-hand recounts, you know, of this really important information.

00:51:23.000 It's kind of why you absorb so much from it.

00:51:26.000 Yeah, I feel like an expert on all Russia, all of the dossier.

00:51:31.000 I really do.

00:51:32.000 I feel like one of the top leading experts in the world right now.

00:51:35.000 Well, good, because that was the way they were getting away with it is because it was such a complex issue.

00:51:40.000 And a lot of the people that, you know, are really well versed in it.

00:51:44.000 And thank God for them are so well versed in it that they can't explain it to a normal person.

00:51:50.000 And so most people are walking around and they're like, well, I know Russia Gate happened, but I don't really know what were the crimes, who did them, what was important about it, and who collaborated.

00:51:59.000 And it's Like that was important for us to just boil down.

00:52:05.000 In the age of mental obesity, the narrative is that Russia hacked the election.

00:52:09.000 That's why Trump won.

00:52:10.000 And that's a fact now that we're not investigating that anymore and there's no controversy.

00:52:14.000 And they're doing it again.

00:52:16.000 They created a laptop for Joe Biden's son out of thin air.

00:52:21.000 I don't know, did oil paintings of him with the crackpipe in his mouth.

00:52:24.000 And it's all part of the Russian disinformation.

00:52:29.000 No, I'm going to use that.

00:52:30.000 Thank God my heyday as a mischievous person was done all before the internet and Instagram and all that stuff.

00:52:38.000 But if any of that kind of surfaces, I'm just going to say that it's like Chinese disinfo.

00:52:42.000 And I'm going to say that I didn't party in New York.

00:52:45.000 And that's all.

00:52:47.000 That's controversial.

00:52:48.000 Well, the irony is they're doing all this disinfo.

00:52:50.000 Like there was this fake Proud Boys email campaign that was clearly some VPN, fake source, but the Daily Mail mainstream run with it.

00:53:00.000 Just like an hour ago, I was reading about a fake Ivanka thing where she spoke to Juliani, but it was some hack.

00:53:08.000 But it was completely made up.

00:53:09.000 And that was reiterated by every single news source, including New York Times, I believe.

00:53:14.000 Or what was the other one we just did the other day that was disinformation?

00:53:19.000 It's on even the Juliani thing itself.

00:53:22.000 It looks like he's grabbing his dick.

00:53:24.000 He's tucking his shirt in.

00:53:26.000 This is all within the past three hours.

00:53:29.000 After he was mic'd, which we all know is a real thing.

00:53:31.000 Anybody that's been on television or done an interview, you run the mic through your shirt.

00:53:35.000 Yeah, they go there, they drop it, they pull it out.

00:53:38.000 I've molested tons of women just through that whole sound mic thing. 1.00

00:53:43.000 You get to, you know, push your belly into their hand and stuff. 0.90

00:53:47.000 It's one of the perks of doing media.

00:53:50.000 You know what happened to me at Fox News once?

00:53:52.000 I was doing this joke where they'd put the thing down my neck here and I go, oh my God, that's freezing cold.

00:53:58.000 And sometimes people would laugh and I'd say, then I started getting drunk with the attention and people laughing.

00:54:04.000 And I'd go, at least my gynecologist warms up his tongs on a hot towel before he goes in there. 0.92

00:54:10.000 And then that got some laughs.

00:54:11.000 And then I was even more excited with the attention.

00:54:13.000 Then I said, my pussy is clamming shut. 0.99

00:54:16.000 It's completely frozen right now.

00:54:17.000 And I was banned from the studio for six months.

00:54:20.000 So you got to circumcise your jokes.

00:54:23.000 Yeah, yeah, that'll happen.

00:54:26.000 You're not still banned from Fox, though, are you?

00:54:28.000 Are you totally banned?

00:54:29.000 After kissing their ass and not being called a contributor for eight years, and then them hiring that fucking grape ape. 1.00

00:54:36.000 And I'm not saying that because he's black, but because he looks like the cartoon. 0.99

00:54:41.000 After them doing that, I just said, fuck you.

00:54:44.000 Tyrus was the end.

00:54:45.000 Like, he just sits there.

00:54:47.000 I would kick everyone's ass.

00:54:49.000 We stopped watching any of that after Red Eye pretty much moved from its time slot and it had all those other people on it.

00:54:58.000 It was just not, it wasn't good anymore.

00:55:00.000 But I mean, Greg is great.

00:55:01.000 I really like him still.

00:55:02.000 But like the, you know, I'm not super into that.

00:55:05.000 He's a smart guy, but he doesn't have the courage to hire me.

00:55:10.000 But anyway, my last question is my first question, which is, how do you go from film school and being a New York party chick to being, you were pretty high up.

00:55:20.000 What were you, like seventh floor Senate?

00:55:22.000 That's like in Scientology, that's almost perfect clarity.

00:55:26.000 Yeah, that's like when you get to the high levels of Scientology.

00:55:28.000 No, I was, so I worked for the campaign in 2016, which was after I was like touring my film, my short film, that was in a bunch of different film festivals.

00:55:39.000 And so I had some time.

00:55:41.000 And then what I did is I joined, I started volunteering for the campaign.

00:55:45.000 They hired me.

00:55:46.000 I had a conversation with somebody when we won and they were like, you should sign up to work in the administration.

00:55:51.000 And I was like, no, that's crazy.

00:55:52.000 No one's going to let me work in the government.

00:55:54.000 I don't even like the government.

00:55:56.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:55:57.000 And they were like, no, that's actually what we need is people that really believe in the president and the mission who are coming from places that aren't DC.

00:56:05.000 So I just packed up, moved to D.C. I got hired at State Department as a political appointee.

00:56:11.000 And I was actually doing the one job in government that would make sense for me to do, which is I was the deputy assistant secretary of content in the public affairs for State Department.

00:56:23.000 So, you know, doing overseeing the department that made all the material that was like broadcast to foreign countries to explain American policy and yada yada.

00:56:33.000 So it actually, I don't really think there is anybody else that would be good at that in our team.

00:56:39.000 I mean, I think it was the right thing for me.

00:56:41.000 So I did that for three years.

00:56:43.000 And then when the movie became clear that I really needed to do it, I was debating whether I should do it or not.

00:56:51.000 I didn't know if I could get it done in time.

00:56:53.000 And so then I just resigned, I think, in like late March of this year.

00:56:58.000 This is the fastest documentary I ever made.

00:57:00.000 I can't even believe it.

00:57:00.000 It's faster than the pandemic.

00:57:02.000 March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October.

00:57:06.000 So basically six months.

00:57:09.000 And that's within the beginning.

00:57:11.000 I think we couldn't even start filming until end of May because of the COVID thing.

00:57:19.000 And so we finally started to be able to get interviews for May and June and most of July.

00:57:24.000 And then we moved away.

00:57:26.000 We moved to another town to edit it, which was really a good idea.

00:57:30.000 And it just literally, we colored it, I think, 48 hours before it appeared on the internet.

00:57:37.000 Like we put it out.

00:57:38.000 I mean, that's insane.

00:57:40.000 Like that's, we were sound mixing while we were finishing the movie.

00:57:43.000 Like the sound mix was being done and there wasn't an ending to the movie.

00:57:46.000 That last clip of Nunes on Maria, that's the very end.

00:57:52.000 That interview happened, I think, five days before the movie came out.

00:57:57.000 Wow.

00:57:57.000 Crazy.

00:57:58.000 Well, when we do the Proud Boys movie, we'll be much more careful about it and slower.

00:58:03.000 You know, it's so great that Trump is draining the swamp because you get new and original people in government like you.

00:58:09.000 That's why the swamp needs to be drained.

00:58:12.000 I hope that continues.

00:58:14.000 I mean, we could have used a lot more people from outside D.C. There's way too many D.C. people in the admin as it is.

00:58:22.000 Like the fact that half the Bush administration has crept their way into the administration is why we have a lot of the problems that we do.

00:58:29.000 It's really amazing the amount of stuff that the administration has got done, considering that it was the subject of an abusive hoax of one kind or another for the entire administration.

00:58:42.000 It's just insane.

00:58:44.000 And the fact that the media hasn't been absolutely drugged through the mud over this, and these people are still on the air, and then they're holding up our movie and saying we're controversial.

00:58:54.000 It's just, it's unbelievable.

00:58:55.000 Well, it's like Bannon said, they're not going to give it up without a fight.

00:58:59.000 That was the best thing he said.

00:59:00.000 He's like, what do you think?

00:59:01.000 You win an election and they're just going to give you your country back?

00:59:04.000 This is the beginning of the fight, not the end.

00:59:06.000 That was a great thing that he said.

00:59:08.000 It was absolutely true.

00:59:09.000 And we're in the eye of the storm right now.

00:59:12.000 These next two weeks are going to be nuts.

00:59:14.000 These are going to be the craziest two weeks any of us have ever seen.

00:59:17.000 Yeah.

00:59:18.000 And then the riots that night, not from Proud Boys, but from the alt-left, is going to also be mental.

00:59:25.000 Amanda, thanks for coming on the show.

00:59:26.000 I loved your movie.

00:59:27.000 Thank you for having me.

00:59:28.000 I apologize to womankind for doubting you.

00:59:31.000 I guess there's exceptions to the rule.

00:59:33.000 You did an excellent job.

00:59:34.000 That's the best review I've ever had.

00:59:37.000 That's what I go for, is I want people to watch it and think that it was definitely not made by a chick. 1.00

00:59:42.000 Yeah, and it makes people experts.

00:59:45.000 Thanks for coming on the show.

00:59:47.000 Thank you so much.

00:59:54.000 That looked kind of weird at the end there.

00:59:58.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.

01:00:01.000 Okay, that's why it was weird.

01:00:03.000 So what if they, for this little button, what if they just used actual Trump quotes from Trump?

01:00:09.000 Do you think they'd get copyrighted?

01:00:11.000 Maybe.

01:00:13.000 He's not saying anything like bananas.

01:00:16.000 Okay, we should get off the free shit.

01:00:18.000 We're giving out too much free shit.

01:00:21.000 One thing I should say is one of the reasons I'm persona not grada in public enemy number six is I read Pilled an Entire Generation.

01:00:32.000 Amanda Milius was a fan of vice. 0.94

01:00:34.000 She'd read the do's and don'ts.

01:00:35.000 She was a fan of Red Eye.

01:00:36.000 She saw me on that show.

01:00:39.000 And I politicized her in a sense.

01:00:42.000 I showed her generation that you can be non-liberal and still be fun and cool and stupid and crazy and have this kind of a lifestyle.

01:00:51.000 And I don't think that had occurred to a lot of millennials and Zoomers. 1.00

01:00:56.000 And that's why the left wants me destroyed.

01:01:00.000 That's why they make up stories and that's why they pay Iran to take our websites because I'm a huge threat.

01:01:11.000 I'm a huge threat because I am a, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm appealing to young people.

01:01:21.000 Like Hunter Biden.

01:01:24.000 Like Joe Biden finds young people appealing.

01:01:29.000 I'm appealing to young people.

01:01:31.000 And no, but I sort of made the right call.

01:01:34.000 And that's the worst thing you could ever do is make being MAGA seem fun.

01:01:38.000 Because their narrative has to stay papuchan, grumpy old men.

01:01:44.000 You can't talk to them.

01:01:45.000 They've never heard of rap.

01:01:46.000 They wear ties every day.

01:01:47.000 They're no fun.

01:01:49.000 And they're probably racist.

01:01:51.000 As soon as you shatter that stupid piece of sugar glass, their whole narrative falls apart.

01:01:57.000 And that is their greatest fear.

01:02:00.000 But when you do that, you run into some obstacles.

01:02:03.000 And to that, I say, embrace those obstacles.

01:02:06.000 Get fired.

01:02:07.000 Get in trouble.

01:02:07.000 Be brave.

01:02:08.000 And never stop fighting.

01:02:14.000 Yeah, that's gotta be it.

01:02:18.000 Now you gotta get even.

01:02:20.000 Even though I ain't seen it, what's going on?

01:02:30.000 Is it wheezing a lot?

01:02:34.000 How do you know?

01:02:35.000 Every time you open your mouth, you're wrong.

01:02:37.000 It won't be fine.

01:02:39.000 Okay, that's better.

01:02:40.000 That's a good sign.

01:02:43.000 I saw that guy was saying that we're supposed to pay reparations.

01:02:49.000 Did you hear that in the song?

01:02:51.000 No.

01:02:51.000 I saw that in the notes.

01:02:53.000 It must be 3.5.

01:02:56.000 This woman said the cost of racism, she's run the numbers, $16 trillion. 1.00

01:03:03.000 Do we have to pay blacks $16 trillion now? 0.93

01:03:06.000 That's a lot of fucking money.

01:03:09.000 Each?

01:03:12.000 I think the American debt is, that's what the American debt is.

01:03:15.000 I think it's $16 trillion.

01:03:17.000 Maybe that's why.

01:03:18.000 And my youngest boy said, I go, how much would you have to be paid to, and it was something he didn't want to do, like jump into that pond full of muck.

01:03:26.000 And he's like, all the money in the world.

01:03:28.000 And I go, how much is that?

01:03:29.000 And he's like, $300 trillion.

01:03:31.000 And I go, I don't think there's, I don't think there's even $11 trillion in the world.

01:03:37.000 Hey, computer, how much money is there in the world?

01:03:43.000 Here's what I found on reference.com.

01:03:46.000 The amount of money on Earth varies depending on the interpretation of money.

01:03:50.000 Actual cash is the narrowest definition of money and includes physical money, cheaper bills, and coins used as currency.

01:03:56.000 Yes.

01:03:56.000 Using this definition, the figure is roughly $5 trillion.

01:04:01.000 $5 trillion.

01:04:02.000 So Earth cannot pay her back. 0.87

01:04:06.000 Earth owes her five times 100% of their income. 1.00

01:04:11.000 Sorry, its income?

01:04:12.000 I don't know.

01:04:13.000 Is Earth plural or singular?

01:04:17.000 I wonder if she factored in welfare and black crime in that statistic. 0.90

01:04:23.000 But I thought this was another interesting look at race in America.

01:04:26.000 Schools in San Diego have noticed that black and Hispanic children have trouble handing in assignments on time.

01:04:34.000 And so they're going to ignore that.

01:04:36.000 They're also going to ignore the fact that a lot of black kids do badly in their first few tests, maybe because they're not there or not paying attention.

01:04:43.000 So they're going to chop those out. 0.97

01:04:45.000 And bad behavior is out.

01:04:48.000 And truancy and showing up late is also out.

01:04:51.000 So we're going to combat racism by appeasing stereotypes of black and Hispanics and Native Americans.

01:04:58.000 The move came out if it was real that go back.

01:05:01.000 7% of DNF grades are handed out to white students, while 23% went to Native Americans and 23% of failing grades went to Hispanics.

01:05:09.000 So, if you're having a disparity of outcomes, just take those outcomes and change those.

01:05:15.000 Like in the FDNY here, they noticed blacks had trouble in the smoke room, which is the most deadly room imaginable. 0.87

01:05:20.000 It's just black smoke.

01:05:21.000 You have to walk through it.

01:05:22.000 It fucking sucks.

01:05:23.000 Although some firemen just walk through it whistling.

01:05:26.000 Some guys have super lungs.

01:05:27.000 And so they said, all right, well then blacks don't have to do that test.

01:05:32.000 And then some fireman told me, he goes, no one talks about this.

01:05:35.000 And FDNY kept it very hush-hush, but I'm telling you the gossip because I'm a gossiper.

01:05:40.000 They said, so there was like, I don't know, four black dudes who didn't get the, didn't get into the FDNY because of the smoke room.

01:05:51.000 And then soon after they passed the no smoke room rule.

01:05:54.000 So those ones that didn't get in, they sued and they said after 10 years and they said, we didn't get in because of that rule and you said it's not important.

01:06:04.000 So you deprived us of 10 years of FDNY salary.

01:06:07.000 They paid them like $8 million, sorry, $800,000.

01:06:13.000 $80,000, 10 years, $800,000.

01:06:18.000 Can you imagine how pissed you'd be if like one of your buddies over the past 10 years died in a fire who had passed the smoke room and you almost died three times and you saved like 16 people and then some black dude shows up going with your same salary your same salary and but didn't do any of the 10 years of work. 0.94

01:06:38.000 Probably a tiny bit of animosity.

01:06:41.000 You know, there must be animosity too in colleges with blacks who busted their ass and are geniuses and got into some math program at MIT and then some other guy next to them who is affirmative action because everyone is looking at the guy who deserves this spot going, oh yeah, yeah, 0.88

01:06:56.000 you studied real hard.

01:06:59.000 Sure you did.

01:07:00.000 No, no, I actually did.

01:07:04.000 Where are you from?

01:07:04.000 I'm from Kenya.

01:07:06.000 Oh yeah, you eat the poo-poo. 1.00

01:07:07.000 You think we eat the poo-poo?

01:07:08.000 No, I have nothing to do with that video.

01:07:12.000 You're all worried about gays?

01:07:13.000 You want to ask me why I'm gay?

01:07:15.000 Dude, my parents are from Kenya.

01:07:17.000 I moved here when I was one.

01:07:18.000 All right, stupid.

01:07:20.000 And then they eat the poo-poo. 0.99

01:07:23.000 Calls, calls, come in, folks.

01:07:33.000 There should be maybe a call-in stinger.

01:07:37.000 What do you think about stingers for different segments?

01:07:40.000 We got the mailbag.

01:07:42.000 Huh.

01:07:47.000 You're trying to waft?

01:07:48.000 I'd reek.

01:07:49.000 Oh, no.

01:07:50.000 Like homeless man.

01:07:52.000 Yeesh.

01:07:53.000 This shirt seemed clean.

01:07:54.000 Maybe it's super old.

01:07:56.000 Sorry, folks at home, if you're watching this and you're noticing disparate odors, I'm usually pretty good.

01:08:05.000 My wife said that to me once.

01:08:07.000 She goes, I like how you don't stink.

01:08:08.000 That your breath often sucks.

01:08:09.000 So you should get some mouthwash.

01:08:11.000 You'd be perfect.

01:08:11.000 And I said, I will build a great, great wall.

01:08:15.000 Yeah.

01:08:16.000 Between the both of you.

01:08:19.000 Between my stinky armpits and your nose. 0.98

01:08:23.000 Got my homemade nibs.

01:08:25.000 Okay, we got someone here asking about Amanda.

01:08:29.000 You did not enter a show number.

01:08:30.000 Yes, I did.

01:08:34.000 Sounds like the computer was saying you fucked up.

01:08:36.000 It lies.

01:08:39.000 Like a goddamn rug.

01:08:43.000 I got my old-timey nibs, but I can't find any holders, so I rubber band them to old pencils.

01:08:51.000 That's what Scottish people do.

01:08:56.000 I see what's going on here.

01:08:59.000 Ryan is having some technical difficulties for a change.

01:09:03.000 Yes.

01:09:04.000 He was late for work today because he fell asleep and drifted off into Chinatown.

01:09:11.000 On the subway.

01:09:13.000 Which is the last place you want to be relaxed in New York, right?

01:09:16.000 It won't.

01:09:17.000 Let me call.

01:09:19.000 It says this is this number I'm calling from is associated with a high volume associated with high volume calling use.

01:09:28.000 To continue, press what?

01:09:33.000 So when you do these Skype calls, are you on the internet or are you using the studio landline?

01:09:38.000 Internet.

01:09:39.000 Oh, well, landline, but it is internet.

01:09:41.000 No, no, no.

01:09:42.000 We're using a hardwire internet connection.

01:09:45.000 Okay, are we all paid up?

01:09:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:49.000 Paid.

01:09:52.000 It's getting hot in here.

01:09:54.000 So what's the issue now?

01:09:56.000 I'm going to try to change the input temporarily where you can turn it up.

01:10:18.000 The number you are calling from has been associated with high volume calling use.

01:10:22.000 High volume calling use.

01:10:23.000 So you can see that.

01:10:31.000 So in this day and age, when something like this happens, half of you goes, oh, it's because we're using up their system too much and it's a glitch.

01:10:42.000 But also, in the bullshit tornado, you go...

01:10:47.000 Something fucked up's going on.

01:10:50.000 Why don't you try quitting Skype?

01:10:51.000 Yeah, no, this is my second restart here.

01:10:56.000 I've never heard that shit before.

01:11:00.000 Who may just have to do a long show and have no calls?

01:11:03.000 A high-volume...

01:11:08.000 Never heard that.

01:11:12.000 Well, yeah, it could be we've been discovered and someone is at Skype is shutting us down.

01:11:18.000 You know what?

01:11:19.000 I could try to sign into mine.

01:11:22.000 Let's try to do that.

01:11:24.000 That's strange to me.

01:11:26.000 Okay.

01:11:27.000 All right, this is going to take about three.

01:11:30.000 Well, let me tell you what else is going on in the news, folks.

01:11:35.000 Pretty insane times, right?

01:11:37.000 I was at a bar today, and you know, Manhattan is not MAGA, but there's you get to know guys, especially if when I'm there at 3 p.m. and it's construction dudes mostly on their way back to the burbs, to Long Island.

01:11:52.000 And today I went in and I sit down in this MAGA dude, MAGA stuff.

01:12:02.000 And he goes, he goes, oh, shit, this isn't going to be good.

01:12:07.000 And I said, what's the problem?

01:12:08.000 He goes, oh, there's this woman outside and she is pretty intense. 1.00

01:12:14.000 And, you know, meaning she's a lefty, she's a Democrat, she hates Trump. 0.99

01:12:19.000 It's all she talks about, blah, blah, blah.

01:12:21.000 And it's funny, like, if it was, you know, maybe not a biker, but if it was some dude that wanted to kick my ass or some, and I was at a bar that wasn't my regular bar, I didn't want to, you know, I don't want to cause trouble at my regular bar, but at any other bar, I'll just go, shut the fuck up,

01:12:36.000 bitch. 1.00

01:12:37.000 And, you know, obviously a viscerator like Edward Scissor hands.

01:12:41.000 But I realized when it comes to something you care about, like your wife and kids or your community or your favorite local bar near your studio in the city, I'm the most scared of, I don't like to use Karen's.

01:12:56.000 I'll go back to balls, boomer, angry woman liberals. 1.00

01:12:59.000 And I was just like, oh, maybe I should put my mask back on or because I don't want to deal with this bitch. 1.00

01:13:06.000 They're irrational.

01:13:07.000 I'm scared of boomer-angry woman liberals. 0.96

01:13:11.000 Angry boomer.

01:13:12.000 Let's just not use the acronym.

01:13:13.000 Angry boomer woman liberals. 1.00

01:13:15.000 Because they're not rational.

01:13:17.000 And then you're scared.

01:13:18.000 The owner's going to go, you should probably not come by here anymore.

01:13:21.000 You attract lunatics and they smash things.

01:13:25.000 Like you saw in Washington, D.C. with that woman where I said I started the Proud Boys.

01:13:30.000 And she goes, Proud Boys harm people.

01:13:33.000 Whatever the fuck that means.

01:13:36.000 What's happening now?

01:13:37.000 Not going good.

01:13:38.000 Same thing even on my account.

01:13:40.000 Maybe it's an IP thing.

01:13:43.000 So has Skype Colin kicked us off?

01:13:46.000 This is through Skype, right?

01:13:48.000 Through Skype, but because our Colin is working just.

01:13:53.000 Our tech guy is usually watching the show.

01:13:55.000 Let's see here.

01:14:11.000 Um let's call our buddy.

01:14:16.000 The number you are calling from has been associated with high volume calling use.

01:14:20.000 Here, another thing you can do is you just look up that thing.

01:14:24.000 Yeah.

01:14:25.000 I'll solve your technical problems, even though I'm the host of the television show and I shouldn't be doing this.

01:14:32.000 What did she say?

01:14:34.000 What's the number you are calling from has been associated with high volume use?

01:14:45.000 High volume use or calls?

01:14:48.000 Play it again.

01:14:49.000 Let's see.

01:14:52.000 We're getting hacked by Iran. 1.00

01:14:57.000 The number you are calling from has been associated with high volume calling use.

01:15:02.000 Calling use?

01:15:09.000 Okay, I get the number you're calling from is when calling Skype.

01:15:14.000 316 people have the same question.

01:15:16.000 Replies, 45.

01:15:21.000 Contact our live support.

01:15:23.000 I need to make calls.

01:15:24.000 I have this exact same problem.

01:15:26.000 It took forever, two hours, but I finally got a human being.

01:15:29.000 He said the problem was that I didn't have my caller ID activated.

01:15:33.000 I explained that I hadn't turned that off, but apparently it was off now.

01:15:36.000 I've set it so people can see my number again.

01:15:39.000 I haven't tried it yet, so we'll see if that works.

01:15:42.000 So can you see if you can turn your caller ID on?

01:15:46.000 Yeah, let me check here.

01:15:48.000 General.

01:15:52.000 They talked me to doing the same thing after consulting with their boss and their boss's boss and someone else.

01:15:57.000 Anyway, I turned on caller ID and it worked.

01:16:00.000 So?

01:16:01.000 Caller ID disabled.

01:16:02.000 Aha.

01:16:09.000 I hope you're learning a lesson about how to solve problems if this solves the problem.

01:16:17.000 Let me uh is it my account or your account?

01:16:24.000 I'm on mine now.

01:16:26.000 Okay.

01:16:35.000 Are you using a VPN, someone says, who's watching the show?

01:16:39.000 You don't really see this on Tucker Carlson, do you?

01:16:42.000 Well, he doesn't do calls and cuss.

01:16:48.000 Thank you for calling me.

01:16:48.000 Ooh, worked.

01:16:50.000 Worked.

01:16:52.000 I'm going to sign back into yours because you have an account.

01:16:54.000 Generation X, old dude.

01:16:58.000 Just probably hasn't used Skype outside of work ever.

01:17:01.000 Solves the plugin.

01:17:10.000 No sense in starting that, though, until we're ready to go.

01:17:19.000 Sign in the gabin.

01:17:20.000 Okay.

01:17:23.000 Yeah, so to get back to that woman, and I was like, I would happily fight a dude. 1.00

01:17:28.000 Even in the gym, I fight guys that are 10 feet tall.

01:17:31.000 I don't really care, especially because in sparring, they're not going to try to kill you.

01:17:34.000 But I'm not really scared of that.

01:17:36.000 I would be scared of a stranger in like the hood or something, him having a knife and shooting me.

01:17:42.000 But, you know, generally, I'm not scared of any kind of conflict.

01:17:46.000 But with these lunatic women, these angry boomer fucking woman liberals, it's scary. 1.00

01:17:54.000 And I remember as a young man, my biggest fear was drunk chicks. 0.91

01:17:58.000 Because you'd see them being like, You know what?

01:18:00.000 Fuck you.

01:18:01.000 And you go, oh, someone needs to get her out of here or we got to get out of here because this is a human piece of dynamite. 0.63

01:18:08.000 And she's going to tell her boyfriend that we knocked over her water or worse, that we grabbed her pussy or something. 1.00

01:18:15.000 And there's going to be a huge fucking fight.

01:18:17.000 Boys, this is danger.

01:18:19.000 Meanwhile, you see a drunk guy and he's like, you think you're hot shit?

01:18:23.000 And you're like, yeah, maybe I am hot shit, buddy.

01:18:24.000 You just sit over there and you can handle the situation.

01:18:28.000 You can monitor it.

01:18:29.000 You can sort of smell where it's going and if this guy's going to try to knock you out or if he's just going to shove you or whatever.

01:18:35.000 But with fucking women, you're just like, this could go anywhere at all. 1.00

01:18:43.000 And the story might not be the story when it becomes public.

01:18:48.000 He told me I'm a whore and he reached in his pocket, he took out pocket change, and he put three dimes in my pussy and said, that's all you're worth, 30 cents. 0.99

01:18:57.000 Need my phone?

01:19:01.000 You can probably just tell it to me.

01:19:02.000 It's not going to.

01:19:04.000 I got it.

01:19:08.000 Isn't that weird?

01:19:09.000 I was surprised by my own reaction.

01:19:11.000 This sort of like, Chuck Zeto wants to kick your ass.

01:19:14.000 It was the same feeling as if Chuck Zeto, someone said, hey man, Chuck Zito's looking for you and he's pissed.

01:19:25.000 And I was sitting there like using my mask and stuff and I chugged my drink and I go, I should probably just get the fuck out of here.

01:19:31.000 I got the fuck out of here.

01:19:33.000 And then shortly after, the cops cracked down on it and he shut the bar.

01:19:39.000 At least it had nothing to do with me.

01:19:44.000 I'll tell you another weird story at the bar.

01:19:46.000 I was talking to the guy, Kevin, and I said, you know, the best thing about a bar is you can say controversial opinions.

01:19:55.000 And I was like, I'm sorry.

01:19:57.000 If your kids drowned, you fucked up.

01:20:00.000 I got three kids.

01:20:01.000 I lived in constant fear of them drowning until my youngest boy could swim.

01:20:05.000 And once that second happened, we sent him to a swim camp where every day he practices.

01:20:10.000 And the next thing you know, he's a little fish.

01:20:11.000 And he was probably about five when that happened.

01:20:16.000 And I was just like, my wife and I both went, oh, second that happened.

01:20:22.000 And then the guy next to me is like, he's an EMT and he's like, yeah, my brother drowned when I was nine.

01:20:30.000 We're up by Orchard Beach there, Rockaway.

01:20:33.000 And they have a partition there.

01:20:35.000 Well, they didn't have it at the time, but they just had a chain.

01:20:38.000 And he went over the other side, hit his head.

01:20:40.000 And, you know, we tried to get him back and couldn't do it.

01:20:45.000 You know, I was 13 at the time.

01:20:47.000 It was 81.

01:20:50.000 And yeah, we lost him.

01:20:52.000 I just went.

01:20:55.000 Holy shit.

01:20:57.000 Yeah.

01:20:58.000 And that's the level, like, sometimes someone will say something like, not miscarriage, but like, and then my dad died at 79 when we were planning a trip to Disneyland.

01:21:08.000 Then you can do a joke.

01:21:09.000 Well, you should have done a weekend of Bernie's and you could have gotten to the front of the ride, or I don't know.

01:21:13.000 You can do a stupid joke in that context.

01:21:16.000 But my nine-year-old brother died when I was 13.

01:21:20.000 There's nothing you can do after that but sit in silence and go, wow.

01:21:26.000 Then it gets worse.

01:21:29.000 Then he's got his beer and he's like, yeah.

01:21:35.000 Tear.

01:21:36.000 Oh, no.

01:21:38.000 Tear in his face.

01:21:40.000 And he's like 10 years old.

01:21:41.000 He's like 60.

01:21:42.000 Oh, no.

01:21:43.000 If he was 13 and whatever.

01:21:45.000 He's like late 50s.

01:21:47.000 And so, and he's, and then he starts doing this.

01:21:50.000 That thing you do when you're a kid, looking up so the tears don't come out.

01:21:54.000 Like, you know, you do that thing where you bake your eyeballs in the sun and hope the tears dry up because if you lean down, they're going to come up, they're going to fall out.

01:22:01.000 So then he's sort of like.

01:22:03.000 And again, I'm just like, and the bartender, the barmaid, she's there too.

01:22:08.000 And she's sort of going, she can't walk away.

01:22:13.000 We're both stuck there.

01:22:15.000 What are you doing dancing all over the fucking internet like a weirdo and Adderall?

01:22:18.000 Let's close all the things.

01:22:20.000 We got to call her.

01:22:21.000 Okay.

01:22:22.000 Call her.

01:22:25.000 He's talking to himself.

01:22:28.000 Partying, man.

01:22:30.000 Dude.

01:22:32.000 Hey, man, you're on.

01:22:33.000 We fixed it.

01:22:34.000 You're mumbling to yourself, sir.

01:22:38.000 Are you serious?

01:22:39.000 You're on.

01:22:42.000 Oh, sorry.

01:22:44.000 Well, I have a question.

01:22:47.000 I know it's like...

01:22:48.000 It might be like putting a revenge point of your ex-wife to extend the analogy that you have regarding vice. 0.99

01:22:56.000 But would you consider digitizing the early volumes that you have, Leatherbound?

01:23:03.000 I don't know if I can legally do that.

01:23:06.000 No, I don't think I can.

01:23:07.000 I can.

01:23:08.000 I think when I left, my separation agreement said you no longer have access to anything remotely associated with the brand.

01:23:16.000 So they're not mine.

01:23:18.000 I mean, the copies are mine, but as far as the copyrights go, I don't think it's any of my beeswax.

01:23:25.000 So you wouldn't be able to send them to someone personally either?

01:23:29.000 Because I would be interested in reading some of that stuff.

01:23:31.000 I read The Guide to Anal Sex and The Guide to Kunalingus.

01:23:34.000 I thought they were very funny.

01:23:36.000 Yeah, they were.

01:23:37.000 They were really good.

01:23:38.000 And that was back in the day.

01:23:39.000 Dude, that was 10 years in.

01:23:41.000 If you saw those old newsprint issues, they were so fucking terrible.

01:23:46.000 It was sucking.

01:23:48.000 I am interested in that, too, to see a young writer as they progress.

01:23:55.000 Yeah.

01:23:56.000 No, I would never consider that.

01:23:58.000 There's zero in it for me and nothing but litigation if I do.

01:24:02.000 So I will not be doing that.

01:24:04.000 But I understand your interest and thank you for calling.

01:24:10.000 That's a legal thing.

01:24:14.000 Let's see.

01:24:15.000 Chris.

01:24:16.000 I have a whole do's and don'ts book I wrote that I could never put out.

01:24:19.000 Just like that movie, The Death of Cool.

01:24:21.000 That's sitting on the fucking back burner forever.

01:24:24.000 Ironic name.

01:24:27.000 They killed the death of cool.

01:24:30.000 Chris.

01:24:32.000 Hey.

01:24:33.000 Hi, Chris.

01:24:34.000 Hey, guy, name.

01:24:36.000 I feel like that I'm like in seventh grade and trying to keep calling like, you know, a radio station and keep getting the busy sign and all that stuff.

01:24:46.000 Well, you didn't.

01:24:47.000 You're in now.

01:24:48.000 You're on the other side of the waiting thing.

01:24:50.000 I feel like I'm a doad.

01:24:52.000 I know, I know.

01:24:54.000 So we have a Facebook group, censored.tv, and it got completely canceled, completely.

01:25:04.000 And so we, like, all together got another one called nuked at censored.tv because you know you can't like actually say the period and I just wanted to let you know that there we have questions there's some really cool questions that we have to to you know present to people that you know want to enter our nuked at censor.dot

01:31:12.000 rather him write a script out and then have like this full-blown movie production uh oh yeah Do you remember that?

01:31:24.000 I do now, yeah.

01:31:27.000 Yeah, yeah, cool.

01:31:28.000 So there's a Japanese movie.

01:31:30.000 It's pretty popular in like Criterion Collection and stuff.

01:31:34.000 It's called House.

01:31:36.000 Maybe you've seen it.

01:31:37.000 That's basically what happened.

01:31:39.000 A Japanese director and his child, they basically wrote a script together, and most of the ideas in the movie came from the child.

01:31:48.000 So if you watch it or actually, I'm sending Fag Zone Master a link right now so you could check it out. 1.00

01:31:57.000 This rings a bell.

01:31:58.000 I think someone sent us this before.

01:32:02.000 I'm guessing there's a lot of destruction.

01:32:04.000 I'm guessing there's a lot of robots smashing everything around them.

01:32:12.000 It's really, really awesome.

01:32:13.000 I actually enjoyed the film from a visual standpoint.

01:32:16.000 But yeah, anyhow, I just thought I'd share it with you just because it's something you threw out there.

01:32:22.000 All right, we'll check it out.

01:32:23.000 I'll leave by saying, would you rather?

01:32:29.000 Yes?

01:32:31.000 Oh, would you rather wear a Joy Division shirt for the rest of your life or have a swastika tattooed on your forearm?

01:32:40.000 Have a good one.

01:32:42.000 Okay, bye.

01:32:43.000 I love Joy Division.

01:32:46.000 And a swastika joint on your forearm, I mean, your life's over. 0.73

01:32:50.000 You can't go anywhere with your kids.

01:32:54.000 That's the worst would you rather ever.

01:32:58.000 You should have made it like a pedophile thing.

01:33:00.000 Like a Nambla tattoo on your forearm. 0.98

01:33:04.000 Would you rather have a Nambla tattoo or a swastika tattoo in the same area on your neck?

01:33:08.000 A neck Nambla tattoo or a neck swastika tattoo?

01:33:13.000 Now that's a good Would You Rather Ew freaky Japanese people are weird. 1.00

01:33:29.000 Even the kids.

01:33:31.000 If my son, if my seven-year-old made a movie, it would just be robots destroying everything.

01:33:37.000 And then maybe a dog saving the day.

01:33:44.000 Wow, that's disturbing.

01:33:45.000 Okay.

01:33:46.000 That kid needs to be just shot.

01:33:50.000 Maybe it's a symptom of the radiation?

01:33:54.000 Very difficult radiation.

01:33:57.000 That would never happen in the state.

01:34:01.000 Jamez.

01:34:02.000 James.

01:34:03.000 Jamaz. 0.76

01:34:05.000 Jamaz is how JM. 0.99

01:34:07.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:34:08.000 Hey, man.

01:34:09.000 And Mayor of the Rad Zone.

01:34:10.000 Thank you.

01:34:11.000 First off, Gavin, thank you for your service.

01:34:15.000 You're welcome.

01:34:16.000 Means a lot to all of us.

01:34:17.000 You're welcome.

01:34:19.000 And again, I don't want to brag about my medals, but they include Saving Private Ryan, Outpost, that Mel Gibson, Vietnam one.

01:34:27.000 The list goes on, my friend.

01:34:31.000 Well, thank you for doing all of that for us.

01:34:34.000 I called with kind of a statement and a question, a statement being lately, I know you listened to Howard Stern.

01:34:42.000 Lately, I've listened to Howard incessantly.

01:34:46.000 Me too.

01:34:47.000 I'm obsessed.

01:34:47.000 I hate Trump talk about he incessantly talks about how Trump's horrible for the country, how he's voting for Biden.

01:34:57.000 Basically, you know, you dedicated part of an episode to how Ronnie was treated during one specific episode.

01:35:05.000 More of my question is, you continue to listen.

01:35:10.000 I continue to listen.

01:35:11.000 It seems like people that are even the slightest bit right at center can, you know, separate ourselves and watch or listen to these entertainers, you know, like Howard Stern denigrate Trump or, you know,

01:35:27.000 talk about things that we don't necessarily believe in.

01:35:30.000 We can have kind of a separation in our minds.

01:35:33.000 Why do you think that people that identify, you know, as even the slightest bit left to center, they can't seem to do that?

01:35:42.000 Why do you think that is?

01:35:43.000 Well, one thing I will hand Trump is, I mean, Trump, Stern, is that we still get Ronnie.

01:35:50.000 We still get a semblance of blue collar.

01:35:55.000 Benji is blue collar.

01:35:58.000 Salas is pro-Trump, I believe.

01:36:02.000 So there's at least a sniff of it, and we know it's the origin of the brand in many ways.

01:36:08.000 But you're right.

01:36:08.000 We just seem more tolerant.

01:36:10.000 Like, I listen to fucking Indie Rock and all these people who want me killed.

01:36:14.000 I listen to bands.

01:36:15.000 Like, my own record collection wants me dead.

01:36:19.000 But like, Sonic Youth, Public Enemy, Operation Ivy, they've called me out by name.

01:36:25.000 Even my old friends at Krass have called me a terror spouse.

01:36:29.000 But I don't know.

01:36:31.000 At the risk of sounding arrogant, I think we're just cooler people.

01:36:37.000 Like, we're just more honest and open to other things.

01:36:41.000 And maybe it's because of that Thomas Jefferson phrase, there is not a truth existing, which I fear and would not want known to the whole world.

01:36:50.000 Like, when I argue, and that's kind of why I'm scared of boomer women, like, if you want to argue with me right now, well, it's just you and me comparing facts like baseball cards. 1.00

01:37:02.000 And I might be wrong, but when the left, they're so emotional, they're so irrational, they're so feminine that you try to argue with them and you're thinking, like, you're going to start screaming and breaking glass, and they're going to blame it on me.

01:37:17.000 I've argued with gays about gays.

01:37:20.000 Like, I've argued, and you obviously can't win this argument, but I've argued with Bruce LaBruce, the gay filmmaker.

01:37:25.000 I'm like, how come you not like a pussy? 1.00

01:37:26.000 And he's like, now, I know I can never win that argument, But it's fun to sit there and go through my points and his points.

01:37:37.000 But he's trying to tell me how it's great to be fucked up the ass, and I'm trying to tell him how it's great to fuck a pussy. 1.00

01:37:43.000 And it's just an interesting conversation.

01:37:45.000 Neither of us are remotely emotional about it whatsoever.

01:37:49.000 And I feel like that's indicative of the right.

01:37:51.000 We just seem more in control.

01:37:54.000 And obviously I'm biased, but I can't help but think it's because we know more.

01:37:58.000 Like on Stern today, Fred was telling Ronnie how evil Trump is and the prostitute thing.

01:38:05.000 Like you give a shit about Stormy Daniels if any other person did it.

01:38:09.000 And he said he paid $750 in tax.

01:38:12.000 And Ronnie's not sophisticated.

01:38:14.000 He's basically a proud boy.

01:38:15.000 And he's like, I don't know that whole story.

01:38:17.000 I don't know how that works.

01:38:19.000 Now, the way that works is when you're a billionaire making money, building buildings, we want to reward that because we want to reward growth.

01:38:28.000 So like, I don't think I paid tax this year because I built Censor.tv and we were building studios and setting everything up.

01:38:37.000 The previous year, I paid $360,000 in tax.

01:38:41.000 So if Trump makes a billion and he spends $1.1 billion, we as a society don't want him to have to pay the same kind of tax as someone who won a $1.1 billion or a billion-dollar lottery.

01:38:54.000 And Fred doesn't fucking get that.

01:38:57.000 So he subjects Ronnie to that propaganda.

01:39:01.000 It's so frustrating to listen to.

01:39:03.000 I hate this fucking shit.

01:39:08.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:39:10.000 I just...

01:39:10.000 Oh, wait, wait, what?

01:39:12.000 Did you already hang up?

01:39:14.000 I just, I think you hit it on the head.

01:39:18.000 I wanted to throw in one last thing.

01:39:21.000 I think you're totally given an unfair shake in the media.

01:39:25.000 The last presidential debate, you know, whenever they brought up the Proud Boys, the next day, your face was everywhere, so much so that, you know, my wife, you know, sends me a clip, a news clip, and says,

01:39:41.000 oh my gosh, is that the guy?

01:39:43.000 Is that the guy that you listen to every day?

01:39:45.000 And I said, yes.

01:39:46.000 I said, he's not a racist.

01:39:48.000 I said, he's, you know, he's a comedian.

01:39:50.000 He's a lot of things.

01:39:52.000 He's an author, but he's not a racist.

01:39:55.000 And it's kind of the, you know, to go off on a silly tangent, but what I did to elicit a smile from her from the old gabster was to go back to an old episode.

01:40:09.000 I believe it was the heroin episode where you were talking about your friend saying, I like your new sunglasses.

01:40:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:16.000 She couldn't help but laugh.

01:40:17.000 So I think.

01:40:20.000 But hey, guys, I just wanted to call in.

01:40:23.000 Thanks for answering the question.

01:40:25.000 I think you guys are great.

01:40:27.000 Have a good night.

01:40:28.000 Right on, dude.

01:40:29.000 Yeah, that story is always a winner.

01:40:30.000 Wendy Mullen, who's a fucking lefty who dump me, but she has a clothing line and we were really good friends when I lived in the East Village. 1.00

01:40:39.000 And she goes, dude, after you told me that story, I woke up the next morning and I opened my eyes and I heard, I like your new sunglasses.

01:40:51.000 Is this it?

01:40:52.000 Built by Wendy?

01:40:53.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

01:40:54.000 She's a great human being.

01:40:58.000 Hey.

01:40:59.000 You're cool.

01:41:01.000 He looks like such a weird animal.

01:41:03.000 She looks like those big possums they have in Costa Rica. 0.86

01:41:07.000 You're cool.

01:41:08.000 What do they call it?

01:41:09.000 Papybara?

01:41:10.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:41:12.000 Those weird...

01:41:13.000 Oh, shit.

01:41:13.000 I just wrecked this fucking drum.

01:41:16.000 That's part of the charm of pen and ink.

01:41:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:20.000 Of course.

01:41:21.000 That's why I took off my fancy blazer because I didn't want.

01:41:26.000 Oh, Lighthouse Tom.

01:41:27.000 Okay.

01:41:28.000 Thank you for calling, Tom.

01:41:30.000 Hey.

01:41:31.000 Great to hear from you again.

01:41:34.000 Greetings is valued.

01:41:38.000 Is that a thank you for calling?

01:41:39.000 Thank you for calling?

01:41:40.000 Yeah.

01:41:41.000 Oh.

01:41:42.000 Can you hear me alright?

01:41:44.000 I faded him.

01:41:46.000 That's a good technique.

01:41:47.000 Sorry, Tom.

01:41:50.000 I thought that was our whackpacker. 0.99

01:41:51.000 We got John.

01:41:55.000 Hey, Lylan.

01:41:56.000 Hey.

01:41:57.000 What's up?

01:41:59.000 Fuck, yeah.

01:42:00.000 Dude, what time are you supposed to call in?

01:42:03.000 Because, I mean, I was fucking getting busy singles since like 8:30.

01:42:06.000 When's a good time to fucking...

01:42:08.000 I don't know.

01:42:09.000 I've never called in.

01:42:10.000 Do you watch the show?

01:42:11.000 We were having some difficulties.

01:42:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:42:13.000 I watch the show all the time.

01:42:14.000 Right, yeah.

01:42:15.000 I mean, difficulties today.

01:42:17.000 I've never gotten through until now.

01:42:18.000 Oh, never?

01:42:19.000 Honestly, people, I think, line up.

01:42:22.000 Like, the calls could line up before we activate the Skype.

01:42:26.000 So, I mean, it's kind of like, yeah.

01:42:29.000 We're popular.

01:42:31.000 I don't know.

01:42:31.000 Just was calling and getting Disney signals over and over again, but I've expanded the line, so that shouldn't be a problem much anymore.

01:42:39.000 Right now, we got like 30 lines rocking, which is more than ever.

01:42:42.000 Oh, fuck.

01:42:43.000 All right, cool.

01:42:44.000 Well, whatever.

01:42:45.000 Anyway, kind of a fucking random subject here.

01:42:49.000 Me and my fiance were talking earlier about a friend of hers who just gave birth.

01:42:53.000 I just sent an email actually because I was like, I'm not going to get fucking through.

01:42:56.000 I'm going to, I'd rather just send an email.

01:42:58.000 But she was talking about how she went in and was induced.

01:43:04.000 And before she was induced, she ate like a whole bunch of food.

01:43:08.000 And, you know, fucking, as you can probably guess, Gavin, I don't know if you have any experience with this, but she fucking shit herself. 1.00

01:43:18.000 She literally shit herself from giving birth. 0.95

01:43:21.000 Now, I have two.

01:43:23.000 I have two boys.

01:43:25.000 And she's pregnant with the third one.

01:43:28.000 And I'm just like, dude, seeing a baby come out of a vagina doesn't phase me. 0.57

01:43:32.000 It's not a big deal.

01:43:33.000 But I don't know.

01:43:35.000 Like, how can I avoid, if it's going to happen, seeing that?

01:43:38.000 That'll fucking, I just feel like that'll scar me.

01:43:40.000 I mean, I don't want to think about her, you know, I don't want to ruin the beauty of her ass bowl. 1.00

01:43:49.000 The entire thing, well, you've been through it twice, though, right?

01:43:53.000 Yeah, but she never, like, she never, she didn't fucking shit herself. 1.00

01:43:56.000 Well, didn't she barf? 0.99

01:43:57.000 I got lucky, I guess, but I'm like third time to chop her. 1.00

01:44:01.000 Was there no barf?

01:44:04.000 No, no, there was no.

01:44:07.000 What do you mean?

01:44:08.000 Do you say there was no barf?

01:44:09.000 Yeah, I mean, my wife barfing, shitting, and then they see the cunt all stretched out. 1.00

01:44:16.000 She did pretty good, man. 1.00

01:44:17.000 I mean, no barf, nothing, just a regular stretched vagina with a baby popping out. 1.00

01:44:26.000 You know, the stretched vagina is a nightmare. 1.00

01:44:32.000 It is, but, like, I mean, I can get over that.

01:44:34.000 I mean, but like, I don't, I don't really, I don't think I'll ever get the image of her pinching a fucking loaf.

01:44:43.000 But it's not really like a pinched tonight.

01:44:45.000 No, it's not like taking a dump.

01:44:46.000 It's more just like it's part of the mess on the bed, like of the, it's just part of the murder scene.

01:44:56.000 It's not like there's a log sitting individual on the bed like, hi, I'm poo.

01:45:06.000 It's just like someone killed your entire family, and while one family member was being murdered, there was some shit that happened.

01:45:13.000 I mean, dude, the thing is, like, if it's, if the baby's like getting ready to come out and that thing just comes firing out of there, like, I can't unsee that shit.

01:45:22.000 You know what I mean?

01:45:22.000 So I've seen the rest.

01:45:25.000 It's not a big fucking deal to me.

01:45:27.000 But, like, we had this conversation earlier, and now I'm just like, holy shit, dude.

01:45:32.000 Like, what if the third time around she fucking shits herself?

01:45:35.000 What if she does?

01:45:35.000 I can never look at her butthole the same.

01:45:37.000 If you're so worried about it, what if you do like the porn star treatment when they get ready for anal skin? 0.70

01:45:41.000 Yeah, don't have her eat. 1.00

01:45:42.000 Yeah.

01:45:43.000 Or just get enema flushed out and, you know.

01:45:47.000 Well, I mean, I'm not going to tell her not to.

01:45:50.000 I mean, the first time, she, so her water broke, it was unexpected, whatever.

01:45:55.000 Second time, she was induced.

01:45:57.000 So, like, who knows what's going to happen the third time around?

01:46:00.000 But, I mean, you can't control those kinds of things.

01:46:02.000 I mean, I guess if she has to shit, she has to shit, but I'm not going to fucking I think the smartest thing to do would be to feed her a lot of cheese. 1.00

01:46:11.000 Right.

01:46:11.000 Block her up.

01:46:12.000 Just be like, hey, you should probably have some more of these cheese sticks.

01:46:15.000 Yep.

01:46:16.000 Am I. Imagine the doctor just holds up a log and he's like, it's a shit.

01:46:22.000 I mean, am I just being weird or is this like a normal little thing?

01:46:28.000 I don't know.

01:46:28.000 I just.

01:46:29.000 No, you're being weird.

01:46:30.000 It's not remotely a big deal.

01:46:32.000 There's bigger fish to fry.

01:46:34.000 There's no log sitting there.

01:46:35.000 It's part of the disgusting carnage that is giving birth.

01:46:38.000 It's incredibly disturbing.

01:46:39.000 And the most disturbing part is obviously the fucking stretched out Vaj.

01:46:46.000 That's the weirdest thing to see.

01:46:48.000 Yeah.

01:46:49.000 Yeah, that is.

01:46:50.000 It's strange.

01:46:51.000 It's strange, but it's also, you know, it's a beautiful thing.

01:46:56.000 You get what I'm saying.

01:46:58.000 Yes, I do.

01:46:58.000 All right.

01:46:59.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:47:00.000 It's strange, but it's a beautiful thing.

01:47:08.000 It's turning out pretty good.

01:47:09.000 Let me get that case. 0.96

01:47:13.000 Oh, this is Q. Oh, QAnon?

01:47:16.000 No, Hugh.

01:47:17.000 Oh, no, it's Q. Hugh Anonymous, at least.

01:47:22.000 Hugh Anon?

01:47:24.000 So just a couple of quick things.

01:47:27.000 First thing, Amanda Melius is a smoke show, and she's great. 1.00

01:47:36.000 Everyone who is a fan of hers should watch her dad.

01:47:39.000 They made a documentary about her old man, John Mealius, and they should make a point to watch as many of his movies as you can because he's just a fucking crazy, awesome dude.

01:47:52.000 Is that the short film she was talking about that I kind of skipped over?

01:48:00.000 Yeah, Melius, her dad, like she got, I mean, we know her dad was red pillar.

01:48:05.000 I'm not saying that.

01:48:07.000 But her old man was, like always, a libertarian, kind of gun-toting, crazy man in Hollywood.

01:48:14.000 Yes.

01:48:17.000 And the documentary they made about him is outstanding.

01:48:21.000 It's called Amelius, and it's great.

01:48:22.000 And everyone should watch it.

01:48:24.000 Okay, thanks for your tip.

01:48:27.000 All right, guys.

01:48:28.000 See ya.

01:48:28.000 Bye-bye.

01:48:29.000 Ryan just kicked over the camera.

01:48:31.000 Cody.

01:48:33.000 He probably broke it.

01:48:38.000 Yo, what's going on there, boys?

01:48:40.000 What's going on, guy?

01:48:44.000 Hey, so I'm at work, so I just got to make it quick.

01:48:47.000 But if you look at the mailbag, what's your job?

01:48:51.000 Do you look at the mailbag?

01:48:52.000 What's your job?

01:48:53.000 What's your job?

01:48:55.000 I'm a delivery driver.

01:48:58.000 So if you look at the mailbag, the subject is Trump fun.

01:49:04.000 That meme sums up exactly what we need to be going for the next four years because the worst nightmare is black people, their little pets, seeing people in MAGA hats having fun and being like, huh, maybe we should go hang out with those guys. 0.98

01:49:19.000 Because like you said, they don't even know their own constituents.

01:49:23.000 They don't know that black people like to get rowdy when they go out.

01:49:26.000 So we just need to go out and have fun, man.

01:49:29.000 Yeah, I kind of regret every time in my life I've taken anything seriously, including funerals and the birth of my children.

01:49:37.000 Like, we really got to remember that, you know, we're all the same.

01:49:41.000 It's only a game.

01:49:43.000 Let's have some fun.

01:49:44.000 It's over before you know it.

01:49:46.000 Well, dude, we're wasting the best president of our lifetimes.

01:49:50.000 We're wasting him.

01:49:51.000 We have so much fun.

01:49:52.000 We're wasting him.

01:49:53.000 I was looking at some old quotes when I was being interviewed by the media, and I would tell the journalists to fuck off and say, who cares?

01:50:00.000 No one likes you.

01:50:01.000 You're a shitty journalist.

01:50:02.000 And then recently I've been like, no, that wasn't racist.

01:50:05.000 I was trying to say that we need to.

01:50:08.000 And I was like, I'm falling into their trap.

01:50:11.000 Exactly.

01:50:12.000 Yeah.

01:50:13.000 Yeah, dude, no more of that shit.

01:50:14.000 I'm done doing that shit.

01:50:17.000 All right.

01:50:17.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:50:18.000 Back to deliveries.

01:50:19.000 Real quick, I'm not seeing that email.

01:50:22.000 Is it called Trump Fun, you said?

01:50:26.000 Trump Fun.

01:50:28.000 Yeah, I don't see that here.

01:50:30.000 In the mailbag, right?

01:50:32.000 It's at mailbag at censor.tv.

01:50:35.000 Watch I'll find it in one second.

01:50:36.000 All right, maybe try sending it again.

01:50:40.000 Again, guys, that's uh anyway for you to find it back into uh late eighties.

01:50:59.000 Uh six one seven Yeah, I just I found it really really interesting how um there's this whole Russia conspiracy and just recently talked about um how essentially Iran uh was sending false emails uh to registered Democrats to tell them,

01:51:25.000 hey, you better vote for Trump.

01:51:27.000 Like, do these idiots not know that everything in Trump's policy is against Iran's interests?

01:51:34.000 Like, I don't know how they like calculate that in their heads.

01:51:38.000 Like wait, so what happened now?

01:51:41.000 Are you trying to tell me that Iran was sending emails to random DNSC people telling them to vote for Trump?

01:51:54.000 It makes absolutely no sense.

01:51:58.000 Like the story you just talked about, the bombshell with the Prowboys or whatever it is. 0.57

01:52:05.000 It's pretty crazy because it's like everything Trump has done has basically been against Russian interests, whether it's been in Syria, whether it's been with the Iran deal.

01:52:16.000 Like he's been very anti all of that.

01:52:19.000 It's like whatever they accuse Trump of doing is exactly what they're doing.

01:52:23.000 Look at Hunter's corruption shit with especially with Russia, how he got like paid off by Burisma, how he got paid off by China.

01:52:33.000 Yo, you know the corrupt candidate here is Joe.

01:52:36.000 It's not Trump.

01:52:38.000 It's funny you mention that because I just sent myself an email that, where is it now?

01:52:47.000 It was a tweet by this guy.

01:52:49.000 Oh, yeah, it was from Barely Informed with Elad.

01:52:53.000 And it said, Trump, anti-Trump agitator yells to film him calling an Asian Trump supporter a dumb fucking chink repeatedly.

01:53:05.000 And you see this all the time.

01:53:07.000 They call black ICE members the N-word.

01:53:12.000 And, well, yeah, play that for a second.

01:53:15.000 And I realize I got to do a whole montage of the left doing exactly what they accuse the right of again and again and again.

01:53:25.000 And then he calls the person a racist piece of shit after calling him a chink.

01:53:29.000 That chink is a racist piece of shit. 1.00

01:53:32.000 Fucking dumbass chink. 1.00

01:53:34.000 Fuck you.

01:53:35.000 Fuck you.

01:53:36.000 You.

01:53:37.000 All of you motherfuckers.

01:53:39.000 Shut the fuck up, you dumb scribbled raisin piece of shit. 0.99

01:53:43.000 Didn't he call her a scribble race? 0.72

01:53:45.000 A shriveled racist piece of shit?

01:53:48.000 Maybe a shriveled raisin piece of shit. 1.00

01:53:50.000 Oh.

01:53:51.000 But racist, I thought I heard the two times that I watched it.

01:53:55.000 So it's like a Hispanic man yelling at a...

01:53:57.000 I guess you can be a racist Chinese person. 0.73

01:54:02.000 But if you're yelling chink in a crowded theater, that's not free speech. 0.70

01:54:10.000 The guy who did the Humpty Dumpty dance song is really going at her.

01:54:15.000 Shut the fuck up, get down. 1.00

01:54:16.000 The humpty dumpty.

01:54:17.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:54:21.000 All right.

01:54:22.000 Thanks for calling.

01:54:22.000 I think you're done, sir.

01:54:25.000 Chillo.

01:54:27.000 Austin.

01:54:29.000 Hello, Austin.

01:54:31.000 Oh, hey, what's up?

01:54:32.000 Hello, how are you?

01:54:34.000 Good.

01:54:34.000 How are you?

01:54:36.000 Good, good, good.

01:54:38.000 Hey, Ryan, you're doing a great job.

01:54:40.000 Gavin, thank you so much for your service.

01:54:42.000 I really, this show has been such a lifesaver for me over this last year.

01:54:48.000 And I just want to say thank you so much.

01:54:50.000 I'm inspired by it.

01:54:52.000 I'm inspired by your work ethic and how much work you have done over the last couple of decades.

01:55:00.000 And I was wondering, what is it that kind of keeps driving you to keep working, keep putting out content in the midst of the marginalization and the hatred?

01:55:15.000 And my wife crying on a daily basis? 0.82

01:55:17.000 I really.

01:55:20.000 I appreciate you guys.

01:55:22.000 All right.

01:55:23.000 Thanks for calling.

01:55:24.000 It sounds like he was peacing out there.

01:55:26.000 True.

01:55:28.000 I don't know.

01:55:29.000 I think that as you get older, there's nothing special going on.

01:55:31.000 Oh, look at that.

01:55:33.000 I think as you get older, what you do with life, especially when you're 50, and this is the beauty of America, is you keep pursuing something.

01:55:42.000 And if you want to be a luge guy and you suck at it, then you drop it pretty soon after.

01:55:48.000 And then you start pursuing the thing that you get rewards from.

01:55:52.000 Like, I tried guitar.

01:55:53.000 I suck.

01:55:54.000 Ryan starts playing guitar.

01:55:56.000 The Lord sends him rewards and goes, here, here's a little fucking riff, dude.

01:56:01.000 So you end up doing that.

01:56:02.000 And by the time you're 50, you've taken all those rewards and amalgamated them into something that you find pleasurable.

01:56:08.000 So I'm not really working very hard anymore.

01:56:11.000 I'm just doing exactly what I want to do.

01:56:13.000 I like drawing.

01:56:15.000 I like talking to people about stuff.

01:56:17.000 Incorporated just doodling.

01:56:19.000 Yeah.

01:56:19.000 So I've essentially retired.

01:56:21.000 So I wouldn't call it work ethic at that point.

01:56:23.000 My father-in-law is a doctor, and he goes into the hospital every single day because it's what he does.

01:56:29.000 He loves it.

01:56:30.000 And when he's at home, he feels like he's wasting time.

01:56:32.000 I kind of don't like vacations.

01:56:36.000 So, yeah, I think...

01:56:37.000 So the secret to not even just being successful, but being fulfilled is to keep trying a bunch of shit, throwing a bunch of shit at the wall to see what sticks.

01:56:46.000 And then when it starts sticking, just keep pursuing that.

01:56:49.000 Keep mining it.

01:56:50.000 No matter how, if it's ballet, no matter how ridiculous it is.

01:56:54.000 But when you get rewards from it, keep pursuing it.

01:56:56.000 And when you don't, split.

01:56:58.000 Leave it. 0.95

01:56:59.000 But when you keep getting rewards for it, keep pursuing it.

01:57:02.000 And, you know, the next thing you know, you're basically just hanging out and getting paid.

01:57:09.000 And there's not a lot of countries where that's true.

01:57:13.000 But I think America is one.

01:57:16.000 The West is definitely a collection of all of them.

01:57:21.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:57:23.000 I will, Gary.

01:57:24.000 You know I will.

01:57:25.000 Ooh, speaking of Gary, people should write into Gary's mailbag.

01:57:29.000 And there's a new one coming up this weekend.

01:57:31.000 And also, there's a mail coming in, so watch your head.

01:57:37.000 It's coming into your left.

01:57:39.000 To your right.

01:57:41.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:57:42.000 Just look on the screen real quick.

01:57:43.000 Just watch your head.

01:57:44.000 Oh, watch out.

01:57:46.000 Okay.

01:57:47.000 Oh, ow, ow. 1.00

01:57:49.000 There we go.

01:57:49.000 Ow.

01:57:50.000 Somebody writes in about Skype.

01:57:52.000 You're playing with fire on Skype.

01:57:54.000 It's infested with hackers and scammers have personally experienced some horrible things on there.

01:57:57.000 You said you suspect the bullshit tornado.

01:57:59.000 Its effect is affecting you.

01:58:01.000 Skype is outdated.

01:58:02.000 Find something new.

01:58:02.000 It only causes you problems.

01:58:03.000 And Tucker did get hacked, and he mentioned it on the show.

01:58:06.000 Do you remember that?

01:58:08.000 Via Skype?

01:58:10.000 I'm guessing so.

01:58:14.000 Well, we just got hacked by Iran, right? 1.00

01:58:16.000 Yeah.

01:58:18.000 Weod.

01:58:20.000 We got a guy on the line here.

01:58:21.000 This might be the guy that recognized me in the city.

01:58:24.000 Ezra.

01:58:25.000 Is this Ezra?

01:58:28.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:58:30.000 So I was listening to a previous episode, and Gavin mentioned why Puerto Rican is so violent. 1.00

01:58:36.000 So I asked my grandfather, who is from Spain, and he told me basically that the Spanish Empire sent some 20,000 convicts into Puerto Rico right before Spain got rid of Puerto Rico and gave it to the U.S. Now,

01:59:01.000 you ran into Ryan in the East Village, didn't you?

01:59:06.000 Oh, I did.

01:59:07.000 Yeah.

01:59:08.000 Because he told me about that.

01:59:10.000 And I've been thinking about it ever since, and it's kind of polluted my mind.

01:59:17.000 So thank you for that.

01:59:18.000 It's like a song I can't get out of my head.

01:59:20.000 And when I'm boxing, I notice, I see these Puerto Rican and Dominican kids where I'm just like, they're hitting the heavy bag 10 times harder than I could ever hope to. 1.00

01:59:30.000 And they're faster.

01:59:31.000 And I'm just like, are you a criminal?

01:59:33.000 Like, are you a genetic criminal?

01:59:36.000 So thanks for that.

01:59:37.000 So a majority of them.

01:59:39.000 Yeah, a majority of them were from like southern Spain.

01:59:42.000 So they were mixed with like the Moors and whatnot. 0.90

01:59:45.000 And Spain got rid of them.

01:59:47.000 And they, yeah, they basically gave them their worst.

01:59:51.000 That's great.

01:59:52.000 So Ryan is the worst.

01:59:54.000 Half.

01:59:55.000 He's half the worst.

01:59:56.000 Yes.

01:59:58.000 Well, I'm half Dominican, and that's also a problem. 0.56

02:00:03.000 I think that's worse.

02:00:05.000 Yeah, Dominicans are worse. 1.00

02:00:07.000 Like, look at Cardi B. She's human garbage. 1.00

02:00:09.000 You neighbor Haiti. 0.83

02:00:11.000 Jennifer Lopez is like, at least she's kind of civilized, but Cardi B talks about like, you eat those sub, you eat like a fucking cheeseburger and you suck a dick and you got it on your fucking pussy. 1.00

02:00:22.000 That's really good.

02:00:26.000 Yeah, well, thank you again.

02:00:28.000 Appreciate it.

02:00:29.000 Later, man.

02:00:30.000 Yeah, the first thing you said, he's like, Ryan Katz, you were, wow, you're fucking short, dude.

02:00:34.000 I was like, thanks.

02:00:36.000 Yeah, you are.

02:00:37.000 You could work.

02:00:38.000 When I fire you, you should work at the secret circus as the tiniest man imaginable.

02:00:44.000 Maybe I do already.

02:00:45.000 Maybe I moonlight.

02:00:46.000 Oh, dude, that happened to me once.

02:00:48.000 What do you mean?

02:00:49.000 So we have a thing called San Jannaro in New York City, in Little Italy.

02:00:54.000 Yes.

02:00:55.000 And it's in Mean Streets, I believe, and it's been going on forever.

02:00:58.000 And it's surprisingly trashy.

02:01:00.000 It's like they sell food and shit, but they have a freak show.

02:01:05.000 And it hasn't really changed in 50 years.

02:01:07.000 And it's incredibly charming in that sense.

02:01:09.000 It's also garbage.

02:01:10.000 They sell shit, and there's all kinds of scams.

02:01:12.000 Like, you throw the ball into the bucket, and you're never going to get it in.

02:01:15.000 And then they have a thing like the two-headed snake.

02:01:18.000 Oh, there we go.

02:01:19.000 Alive.

02:01:20.000 Angel, the snake girl.

02:01:21.000 Oh, that sounds cool.

02:01:22.000 And then you go in there and it's a snake, fake snake.

02:01:27.000 And someone stuck their head there and they painted their fucking face green.

02:01:30.000 It's right out of the 50s.

02:01:32.000 And they're like, hello.

02:01:34.000 And you go, oh, you're a snake.

02:01:35.000 That's so crazy.

02:01:38.000 Here's my three bucks.

02:01:39.000 And then it was like, pay five bucks to see the smallest woman in the world. 1.00

02:01:43.000 And you're like, what will that be?

02:01:44.000 A Barbie doll with a fucking face projected on it.

02:01:47.000 So you're like, okay, let's do it.

02:01:48.000 And we pay.

02:01:49.000 We walk around the corner.

02:01:51.000 What's this?

02:01:52.000 It is the smallest woman in the world. 1.00

02:01:55.000 Wow.

02:02:03.000 She is this fucking tall. 0.99

02:02:05.000 Hello, you've got a base.

02:02:07.000 She's sitting on a chair.

02:02:10.000 Her legs are this long. 1.00

02:02:12.000 She's wearing a tiny ski coat, which she must have procured from a doll.

02:02:20.000 And she has kind of ski boots.

02:02:21.000 It wasn't that cold out that night, but I guess when you're tiny, you get colder.

02:02:26.000 And my wife and I, I think we were dating at the time, and we're walking around the corner like, okay.

02:02:31.000 And then she's probably used to seeing people go, oh my God.

02:02:35.000 So she's like, she's sitting in her little throne, and she's like, hey, how's it going?

02:02:41.000 And we go, oh, hi, hi, hello, hey.

02:02:45.000 Like, I could have picked her and just whipped her across the street. 1.00

02:02:48.000 And it would have looked like an egg.

02:02:50.000 Yeah, I could throw her over a building in a single bound. 1.00

02:02:52.000 She could be my little personal Superman. 0.98

02:02:54.000 Here, go like this.

02:02:57.000 I wonder if it's this.

02:02:58.000 No, it was not the literal smallest woman in the world, you fucking relentless retard. 1.00

02:03:03.000 Oh, what is she doing?

02:03:04.000 What else is she doing? 0.94

02:03:05.000 Here, come on. 0.59

02:03:05.000 She's an India genius. 0.59

02:03:07.000 You could fly her in.

02:03:09.000 Yeah, the cheap ass Italians at fucking San Janniro and literally are flying in bitches from India for $30,000. 1.00

02:03:19.000 You can literally have her desh just throw him over the continent. 1.00

02:03:23.000 Put her in a slingshot. 0.97

02:03:24.000 Anyway, so this woman was a little taller than her, but that was disturbing, dude.

02:03:32.000 Wow.

02:03:33.000 All right, let's wrap it up.

02:03:35.000 Last call.

02:03:36.000 All right.

02:03:37.000 Tori.

02:03:38.000 Or Nathan, you are online.

02:03:40.000 Tori or Nathan.

02:03:41.000 Are you online?

02:03:42.000 Oh my God.

02:03:46.000 And I am always right.

02:03:47.000 I love it.

02:03:49.000 I mean, guys, I love you so much.

02:03:52.000 I'll come over there.

02:03:53.000 I'll kiss you.

02:03:54.000 Right on the mouth.

02:03:55.000 I won't like it.

02:03:56.000 I'll kiss the guys.

02:03:58.000 I'll kiss the guys.

02:03:59.000 I'll kiss the guys.

02:04:00.000 Just happy.

02:04:02.000 I'll tap the fuck out of this.

02:04:06.000 And that's my...

02:04:07.000 That's my lips against yours.

02:04:09.000 I won't love it, but I'll kiss.

02:04:12.000 All right, guys.

02:04:13.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

02:04:15.000 Hey, I'm the drummer from a couple weeks ago on the was the church dude that had your shirt on.

02:04:24.000 Oh, cool.

02:04:26.000 Oh, cool.

02:04:26.000 Yeah, I remember you.

02:04:27.000 Hey, how you doing?

02:04:30.000 Doing great, dude.

02:04:32.000 Guys, I love you.

02:04:33.000 I wear my LGBT hat, which means Liberty, Guns, Beer, and Trump at church.

02:04:42.000 Love that shirt.

02:04:42.000 And I just want to.

02:04:45.000 Yeah, it's great.

02:04:46.000 It's a great shirt.

02:04:47.000 I did have a funny story about Poop in the Pants that happened last night, but I did want to say this.

02:04:56.000 Why are Republicans so scared of standing up for what they believe in?

02:05:04.000 I get this from people at my church.

02:05:07.000 Like, I wear this hat, and they're like, dude, you got balls.

02:05:12.000 It doesn't take balls to stand up for what you believe in in what America.

02:05:17.000 What's the worst case scenario?

02:05:18.000 You get punched in the face?

02:05:19.000 Think of all the people who died in the American Revolution and the Civil War.

02:05:23.000 The Civil War deaths were the equivalent of 5 million today.

02:05:27.000 And we're sitting here going, I don't want to be uncomfortable at work.

02:05:30.000 My wife was just texting me during the interview saying, you're all over the news.

02:05:35.000 My parents are going to see it.

02:05:36.000 Why are we going through this again?

02:05:38.000 I'm like, so you're worried about, what, your mom being weird around me?

02:05:42.000 Like, that's not getting your leg blown off.

02:05:46.000 I work at a lumber yard, and I work with mostly Mexicans, black people, people that support Trump.

02:05:59.000 And I'm in Sacramento.

02:06:04.000 So it's just weird that people are so afraid to stand up and say, hey, I support this guy because he does the best for you.

02:06:14.000 You're like, I don't get that.

02:06:16.000 I don't think it's a, well, it's probably a right-left thing in the sense that leftists are more able to be shrill lunatics who scream in your face.

02:06:25.000 But as far as actual confrontation where there's fights, I think both sides are petrified of confrontation.

02:06:32.000 Obviously, we have the lunatic left that is nothing but confrontation with bullhorns screaming at people. 0.90

02:06:39.000 But, you know, those people at the cafe who are getting screamed at, they're often liberal.

02:06:45.000 They're often Republican.

02:06:46.000 And they sit there and they take the bullhorn to the face.

02:06:49.000 I don't know if it's litigation or the fear of a civil lawsuit, but we have to like say, just shove the bullhorn out of your face and go, get the fuck away from me. 0.99

02:06:58.000 Like, don't go near me.

02:06:59.000 Get your hands off of me. 1.00

02:07:00.000 I don't know.

02:07:01.000 I get in trouble for saying this, but it's like the death of fighting has hurt us.

02:07:05.000 I've come across like people at my church, you know, and they say, you're really brave for wearing that hat.

02:07:12.000 I'm like, why?

02:07:15.000 This is what we believe in.

02:07:18.000 Why are we afraid to stand?

02:07:21.000 Jesus said in the Bible, they hate me, they're going to kill me.

02:07:25.000 How much more are they going to hate you?

02:07:28.000 Yep.

02:07:29.000 You know what I mean?

02:07:30.000 Yeah, Jesus Christ really took it to the limit.

02:07:34.000 And he died on the cross.

02:07:36.000 And you can't be uncomfortable for 10 seconds at a drive-thru.

02:07:41.000 No, that's exactly what I'm saying.

02:07:43.000 And so I'm surprised by the people that say they're pro-liberty, pro-guns, pro-beer, pro-Trump.

02:07:56.000 And then they'll sit back and say, hey, dude, I really appreciate what you're doing.

02:08:03.000 Do it yourself.

02:08:04.000 Yeah.

02:08:05.000 No, I agree with you, buddy.

02:08:06.000 Pull your camp up to the bus.

02:08:07.000 You're right.

02:08:08.000 And go do it yourself.

02:08:12.000 You nailed it.

02:08:13.000 Thanks for calling, man.

02:08:14.000 Good work.

02:08:18.000 Keep drumming for Jesus.

02:08:20.000 There's another person who said they're breaking up with their church.

02:08:22.000 All right, we don't have time.

02:08:24.000 Sorry, guy.

02:08:26.000 Final video?

02:08:28.000 No, we don't do those on the live shows.

02:08:30.000 You fucking target.

02:08:32.000 You're really hitting out of the park today, buddy.

02:08:35.000 Soundbite?

02:08:37.000 Just gonna send it.

02:08:38.000 Yeah, you're really sending it.

02:08:41.000 Yeah, but that last caller is correct.

02:08:44.000 You know, people died for their country.

02:08:47.000 We haven't died.

02:08:48.000 I've been inconvenienced.

02:08:49.000 I've had my car vandalized.

02:08:52.000 My wife's been stressed out.

02:08:53.000 Nothing close to what these guys are doing.

02:08:56.000 I just got a letter from Max Hare, who's at, is it Bear Hill or Governor?

02:09:01.000 He's a governor, correctional facility, and he just read Unbroken.

02:09:07.000 And he said, you know, when I think of all the deaths and suffering and all the work and the toil and the bravery that brought us America, I'm so lucky that my punishment is only four years in prison.

02:09:20.000 These other men that have built this country, I'm in awe of their honor.

02:09:25.000 And I was like, I'm in awe of your honor, dude.

02:09:30.000 And yeah, I think we have to take it on the chin.

02:09:32.000 I understand you don't want to get divorced.

02:09:34.000 I understand you don't want to be bankrupt.

02:09:36.000 I understand you don't want to be in jail.

02:09:38.000 In a normal world, I understand you don't want to get fired, but there's plenty of jobs around.

02:09:42.000 And if you work hard, there's plenty to do.

02:09:43.000 So I think the solution to the era, the epoch of cowardice is to fight back, to get fired, to get in trouble, to be brave, and to never stop fighting.

02:10:17.000 I applied for jobs, they ain't calling me yet.

02:10:19.000 My eyes are green and my skin is white.

02:10:21.000 Maybe they've been busy yet.

02:10:22.000 It's gotta be you probably believe.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 22, 2020

GOML LIVE #70 - THE PLOT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT

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