Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E161 - JAMES CRAIG ANDERSON [2020-05-11 - S02E161 - JAMES CRAIG ANDERSON]

00:00:11.000 Don't sing if you want to live long.

00:00:14.000 They have no use for your song.

00:00:17.000 Go on with Devin McDimie.

00:00:28.000 That's a fun little song.

00:00:31.000 She was a Filipina from the 50s and 60s, I think.

00:00:36.000 She wrote for Dusty Springfield.

00:00:40.000 That wasn't her hit.

00:00:41.000 Norma Tanega.

00:00:43.000 Tanega, that's a common Filipino name.

00:00:45.000 They all sound like that.

00:00:46.000 Talagak.

00:00:47.000 What's that language called?

00:00:48.000 Talagak, Magal, Magalak.

00:00:51.000 Michelle Malkin spoke it at one point in her life.

00:00:55.000 I think she's forgotten it.

00:00:56.000 That woman's big hit was Walking My Cat Named Dog, which I don't like as much as that. 1.00

00:01:02.000 Have you got that one?

00:01:03.000 It's next in the notes, shit for brains.

00:01:06.000 Yeah.

00:01:08.000 We're off to a great start here.

00:01:13.000 What are we doing?

00:01:14.000 show it Yeah.

00:01:27.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:01:29.000 That's really gay. 1.00

00:01:31.000 I think Waiki, Taika Waititi chose that song to be the theme song to What We Do in the Shadows because he reckons himself kind of Filipino.

00:01:43.000 He's a Maori Jew, but he's like, no, I'm actually a Polynesian Jew.

00:01:48.000 That's a weird trait, huh?

00:01:51.000 You know who also does that?

00:01:53.000 Aziz Ansari calls himself Asian a lot.

00:01:57.000 Like we're living in Britain.

00:01:58.000 But what you're doing is you're trying to expand your appeal.

00:02:02.000 You know?

00:02:04.000 Like, we have a lot of Canadian viewers and Scottish viewers because of my background.

00:02:11.000 And I think Taiki knows that Maoris are too esoteric of a race. 1.00

00:02:16.000 I think they're fucking cool.

00:02:17.000 I would have a facial tattoo if I was a Maori.

00:02:20.000 Nothing too drastic, maybe.

00:02:22.000 Just like some things here, maybe in a chunk chunk.

00:02:25.000 You know?

00:02:25.000 You're allowed to.

00:02:28.000 I always say that when people's parents die, well, the good news is you can get facial tattoos now.

00:02:33.000 So the reason I brought that up was to say that I am drowning in quality entertainment.

00:02:42.000 I was sitting, my daughter's the weird one.

00:02:45.000 I got a kind of a tough brawler criminal son, the youngest, then a jock smart guy for a son.

00:02:57.000 And then a weirdo, kind of a goth chick for a daughter. 0.99

00:03:01.000 I like all those people, though.

00:03:02.000 I'm very lucky.

00:03:03.000 So when I want to get weird, I watch stuff with my daughter, and we watched What We Do in the Shadows, The Shivering Truth, and Midnight Gospel.

00:03:12.000 And I just turned to her and I said, you got to understand, when I was your age, this level of quality was unfathomable.

00:03:19.000 We might, I remember we would trade VHS tapes, and you might get a Strangers with Candy or a Mr. Show on VHS from a guy who knew a guy and it was kind of low quality.

00:03:28.000 So we did have access to some weird shit, but not like this.

00:03:34.000 What we do in the shadows is so fucking jam-packed.

00:03:38.000 And it's by Jermaine Clement of Flood of the Concords, who ruined himself on Twitter for me.

00:03:43.000 We got into an argument a couple years ago about something gay.

00:03:46.000 I forget what it was, climate change or some bullshit.

00:03:49.000 Why do these people, these artists keep ruining their art with their terrible political views?

00:03:54.000 Just keep that out of it.

00:03:56.000 That's what I like about Strangers with Candy's Amy Sederis. 0.84

00:03:59.000 She doesn't do that shit. 1.00

00:04:00.000 She doesn't ruin herself.

00:04:02.000 But Jermaine and Tyka, you might remember him from Tyka is the Maori who did Ragnarok, and he was a rock in it.

00:04:11.000 He also did JoJo Rabbit.

00:04:13.000 He's done a lot of good shit.

00:04:14.000 He's a very funny dude.

00:04:17.000 But yeah, what we do in the shadows is so quality that sometimes I just sit back and go, holy fuck, this is good.

00:04:28.000 He just has to walk into the house and we have no hope.

00:04:33.000 But we have a plan.

00:04:34.000 Okay, just let me explain.

00:04:35.000 How's this for fucking hilarious?

00:04:37.000 That guy who lives in a cement room, he became a vampire.

00:04:43.000 Just pause.

00:04:44.000 He became a vampire.

00:04:46.000 He was human, but he doesn't feed on blood.

00:04:48.000 He feeds on energy.

00:04:50.000 And what he does is he bores you to death.

00:04:53.000 So he works at an office and he sits on people's cubicles and goes, what'd you do this weekend?

00:04:59.000 And they're just like, oh.

00:05:02.000 But go play some of it.

00:05:05.000 Oh, there he is.

00:05:06.000 Oh, look.

00:05:06.000 So he got a raise and he became all-powerful.

00:05:08.000 He even grew his hair back.

00:05:10.000 He's so boring.

00:05:11.000 Talk someone's ear off anymore to drain them.

00:05:13.000 I can drain them with a single phrase.

00:05:15.000 TGIF?

00:05:16.000 It's five o'clock somewhere.

00:05:18.000 Dan.

00:05:23.000 Working hard or hardly working?

00:05:25.000 And I grow more power.

00:05:37.000 You know that guy at work where you see him and you just go, oh, for fuck's sakes.

00:05:41.000 Look, he's becoming too strong.

00:05:46.000 He kills the cameraman.

00:05:47.000 Because it's done in the office type style.

00:05:49.000 But keep going.

00:05:50.000 Look at them.

00:05:51.000 Dorsey is that he's sorry, right, Master?

00:05:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:56.000 So this is a subplot where the guy with the beard she discovered from an old painting burned down her village like 600 years ago.

00:06:05.000 Not just very angry at me for destroying everything.

00:06:07.000 I don't know.

00:06:07.000 It's not the kind of thing you can sample live here.

00:06:10.000 But they go to the, they go, that's the newest one.

00:06:13.000 What's that episode called?

00:06:14.000 Carl Robinson Gets a Raise?

00:06:15.000 Colin's Promotion.

00:06:16.000 Colin's Promotion.

00:06:19.000 And I'm just, half of me is, it's sort of like the Sopranos.

00:06:21.000 Half of you is watching it, and the other half of you is going, fuck, this is such quality.

00:06:28.000 Such quality.

00:06:31.000 So fucking good, Mikey.

00:06:34.000 Another, oh, yes, show that picture.

00:06:37.000 Here's an obsession I have.

00:06:39.000 Every time there's a fucking picture in a movie, the guy holds it up and it's the worst Photoshop ever. 0.88

00:06:45.000 It's like, I remember when we used to play basketball, and there's a picture of the rock.

00:06:50.000 They found some kid picture of the rock and they photoshopped it onto some kid's face with a basketball.

00:06:54.000 And you can see the seam.

00:06:56.000 I have a collection of these somewhere I got to dig up.

00:06:58.000 But it's an impossible thing to Google.

00:06:59.000 Remember the one in Code 8?

00:07:02.000 Oh, oh, yeah.

00:07:03.000 What was that?

00:07:03.000 The cops.

00:07:04.000 It was like they were showing like the cops.

00:07:07.000 And it was like the hats weren't even on correctly.

00:07:10.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:11.000 One of the hats was sideways because his face was facing the wrong way.

00:07:15.000 Yeah, pathetic.

00:07:17.000 And you think, guys, come on.

00:07:19.000 There's people who can do awesome Photoshop.

00:07:21.000 Can you just find them?

00:07:22.000 I used to work with this guy, Beige, at Vice.

00:07:25.000 He could do anything.

00:07:26.000 He could make me into Ryan.

00:07:27.000 He could make my fingers five feet long.

00:07:29.000 Like, same with this other dude, Alan Incubator.

00:07:32.000 They're not that common, but you can fucking find them.

00:07:34.000 I found them.

00:07:35.000 Get people who can do half-decent Photoshop.

00:07:38.000 Jesus Lord.

00:07:40.000 And then you look at what we do in the shadows, and they have this montage at the beginning, and they're all Photoshopped, and they're all exquisite.

00:07:46.000 Like, look at that.

00:07:47.000 That's them in the 80s.

00:07:49.000 How perfect is that?

00:07:50.000 Like, I can't even see what...

00:07:56.000 I can't even see like what was glued on, what was fake.

00:08:00.000 Did they take a real picture and then take the wrinkles out or something?

00:08:02.000 Wait, is that, you think that's photoshopped and not just staged?

00:08:05.000 No, because he looks so young.

00:08:07.000 They both look really young.

00:08:11.000 And that's not his hairdo.

00:08:14.000 Another thing I've noticed about movies, by the way, British people are really good at putting some money aside for the movie.

00:08:22.000 I mean, sorry, the soundtrack.

00:08:24.000 Like Ricky Gervais, or I saw this shitty movie on the weekend called Greed, which I won't even get into.

00:08:29.000 I don't want you to see it.

00:08:33.000 But the soundtracks were awesome.

00:08:34.000 David Bowie, all kinds of stuff.

00:08:36.000 You got to put money aside.

00:08:37.000 Americans don't do that. 0.93

00:08:38.000 They finish the movie and they go, oh, fuck.

00:08:40.000 There's no soundtrack.

00:08:41.000 So then they go back in and just add like, pay some dude a thousand bucks to do a soundtrack.

00:08:47.000 That's not fun.

00:08:48.000 I want to hear kick-ass songs.

00:08:50.000 Like, speaking of Ragnarok, they had...

00:08:52.000 Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

00:08:58.000 Immigrant song.

00:09:00.000 When did I get a stutter?

00:09:03.000 Immigrant song.

00:09:04.000 You just remixed it.

00:09:07.000 Remix.

00:09:09.000 But what are you doing?

00:09:13.000 You're supposed to find it in Ragnarok.

00:09:15.000 You plebe. 0.99

00:09:16.000 You think I don't have access to Led Zeppelin?

00:09:20.000 It's a fight scene.

00:09:22.000 Tell me, brother.

00:09:23.000 *Sounds of fire*

00:09:33.000 By the way, I watch these movies because I have kids.

00:09:35.000 Mm-hmm.

00:09:36.000 Mm-hmm.

00:09:45.000 I took my kids to the theater to see this.

00:09:47.000 Didn't they hate it or something?

00:09:50.000 Okay, they hated Star Wars.

00:09:54.000 Thanks for turning down the volume at the perfect part.

00:09:56.000 So that's one of the two times the Americans have done it.

00:10:04.000 And then Bridge people do this thing that fucking annoys me where they add special effects into the movie where it doesn't belong.

00:10:11.000 Like a wall will just have the number 18 on it when she says 18 or something.

00:10:15.000 They'll put song lyrics up or, you know, a big letter falls down or some bullshit CGS shit.

00:10:19.000 Like at the end of Sexy Beast, which was such a cool movie, all of a sudden we're burrowing in under the pool and we see this weird monster bunny that lives below the fucking house.

00:10:28.000 What?

00:10:28.000 What are you doing?

00:10:29.000 Are you showing off that you're good at After Effects?

00:10:32.000 Don't do that anymore.

00:10:33.000 Stop it.

00:10:37.000 Also, in the top three, this fucking show, Shivering Truth.

00:10:44.000 Again, my eyeballs were falling out of my head.

00:10:48.000 Claymation takes forever.

00:10:50.000 I used to know this guy, Jay Johnson.

00:10:51.000 I still know him, but he did this claymation show that was like a parody of some Catholic awareness thing.

00:10:57.000 And he goes, we would like, say, why don't you have this guy walk over here and turn on the sink?

00:11:03.000 And they'd leave that with the animators.

00:11:04.000 They'd come back eight hours later and he was halfway to the sink.

00:11:07.000 Like it takes days and days and days to do this fucking claymation.

00:11:11.000 And the fact that they can do it and make awesome, high-quality comedy, the fucking writing is insane.

00:11:17.000 They called the night sky a disgusting rash of sparkly zits.

00:11:23.000 He said if his daughter, if they don't find his daughter soon, he's going to rip off God's face and stuff it down his tip.

00:11:32.000 He's going to put God's face in his peehole. 0.94

00:11:34.000 Prodigy Trudy Glimmer was the greatest peekaboo player the world had ever known.

00:11:41.000 Trudy, where's Trudy? 0.99

00:11:43.000 I just saw her.

00:11:44.000 She was just here.

00:11:45.000 Where'd she go?

00:11:46.000 Where'd she go?

00:11:48.000 Oh, God.

00:11:49.000 She was just here.

00:11:51.000 Trudy, where'd you go?

00:11:53.000 Oh, my God.

00:11:56.000 Trudy, my baby.

00:11:57.000 Where's my baby?

00:11:58.000 I won't mind.

00:11:59.000 Someone stole my baby.

00:12:00.000 Oh, God.

00:12:02.000 Someone stole my baby.

00:12:06.000 What's going on?

00:12:08.000 Where's Trudy? 1.00

00:12:09.000 What happened?

00:12:10.000 Where is she?

00:12:15.000 You get that bastard that took her.

00:12:18.000 He heard a husky man.

00:12:19.000 I swear.

00:12:20.000 I'm going to rip God's face off and then ram it down his tip. 1.00

00:12:24.000 I promise I will find your daughter, even if I have to kill her to do it.

00:12:34.000 It's like, there's thousands of those.

00:12:36.000 Every sketch is that.

00:12:37.000 Oh, that's the one I was talking about.

00:12:39.000 Moral, oral.

00:12:40.000 Moral oral.

00:12:41.000 Moral oral.

00:12:42.000 And that's shitty animation.

00:12:43.000 Yeah.

00:12:44.000 What we just saw is good, and they have tons of those.

00:12:47.000 Really fucking weird.

00:12:48.000 Really fascinating.

00:12:49.000 And then, of course, I'm still plugging Midnight Gospel.

00:12:53.000 What a brilliant idea to take a podcast.

00:12:55.000 I'm sorry to repeat myself, but take a podcast.

00:12:57.000 This is with his mother who's now dead And animate it.

00:13:03.000 So it's just like eye candy and ear candy at the same time.

00:13:07.000 And they're barely related.

00:13:09.000 Like those teddy bears are not mentioned anywhere in the thing.

00:13:16.000 Okay.

00:13:18.000 Okay, I will tell you about this shitty movie that I don't want you to watch called Greed starring Steve Coogan.

00:13:23.000 So it's about the guy who owned H ⁇ M, who apparently made millions of dollars.

00:13:29.000 So you're just watching the whole movie, and you can find the trailer.

00:13:34.000 And it's the guy who did 24-hour party people.

00:13:36.000 Fucking piece of shit.

00:13:37.000 So this guy, and it's true, H ⁇ M used Sri Lankan labor. 0.98

00:13:42.000 And sometimes they would drive down the price lower and lower and lower.

00:13:44.000 And sometimes it hurt the factory workers.

00:13:45.000 And sometimes they would have to go somewhere else and they would starve or whatever.

00:13:49.000 Everyone uses Sri Lanka and the third world to make their clothes. 1.00

00:13:54.000 I mean, American Apparel tried just using illegals in America. 0.79

00:13:58.000 That's about as patriotic as you can get and not go bankrupt.

00:14:01.000 And they went bankrupt.

00:14:06.000 So this whole movie is about what a scumbag this guy is for using Sri Lankan labor to get rich. 1.00

00:14:11.000 And at the end of it, I'm going to ruin it for you.

00:14:14.000 He has this big Caligula party.

00:14:16.000 And this woman who works for him, who, Sri Lankan, opens the gates and the lion kills him secretly late at night. 0.77

00:14:24.000 And she's the hero of the movie.

00:14:27.000 So what he's doing is legal.

00:14:29.000 And she murders him and she's totally cool and super rad because the guy's kind of a jerk and he's a real capitalist.

00:14:35.000 And then the end of the movie, after the credits or during the credits, whatever, there's this montage of what percent of money is made from the third world and the fashion industry and how much Sri Lankans make a day and how terrible it is and their poverty and then the rich. 0.98

00:14:52.000 And you're like, that's what?

00:14:54.000 Like, I'm no globalist.

00:14:56.000 I wish more stuff was manufactured here, but that's just the way the system is for everyone.

00:15:00.000 Like, where do you think this was made?

00:15:02.000 Where do you think this was made?

00:15:04.000 They're all made in the fucking shithole countries. 1.00

00:15:06.000 In fact, I remember when I made these dolls, these vice do's and don'ts dolls, I said, we're absolutely not making these in China. 0.98

00:15:15.000 No way.

00:15:16.000 And the guy said, I think I know of one place in all of America that makes these dolls, but the price would be like 50 bucks a doll.

00:15:24.000 I mean, you couldn't do it.

00:15:27.000 It's just, it would be like paying for vanity sculptures, really.

00:15:32.000 That's not the industry.

00:15:33.000 So you can either not get in the doll industry and make these, or you can do it the way it's done.

00:15:40.000 That's just the way it is.

00:15:41.000 Like everyone gives Trump shit for his ties being made in China.

00:15:45.000 Oh, you found it.

00:15:47.000 For his ties being made in China.

00:15:49.000 And you're like, yeah, but that's the way it works.

00:15:53.000 Like, I can't make ties here.

00:15:55.000 Everyone else is cheating.

00:15:56.000 That's the problem.

00:15:57.000 That's the woman. 1.00

00:15:59.000 Look at that.

00:16:00.000 See, so Brits are good at always including movies, but I don't need a little fucking this now presentation at the end of your fucking movie. 0.95

00:16:09.000 So fucking lame.

00:16:10.000 And the movie advocates for murder.

00:16:13.000 It says eat the rich.

00:16:15.000 It literally has a rich guy getting eaten at the end.

00:16:18.000 It's an Antifa propaganda film.

00:16:24.000 By the way, all those people are lucky to have a job in a shithole like Sri Lanka. 1.00

00:16:28.000 Isn't it Sri Lanka's fault that they allow that to happen? 0.99

00:16:30.000 Yeah.

00:16:32.000 It's more of a, and if he had any brains, he'd make it about globalism and the problems with open borders.

00:16:37.000 But no, it's just like, you shouldn't have exploited them.

00:16:40.000 Well, the option shouldn't be there.

00:16:44.000 Anyway, I went to Central Park on the weekend, and I thought it was pretty interesting because in Manhattan, we're told by de Blasio that blacks get COVID more because of racism.

00:16:58.000 Because you see, we force them into poverty, so they're forced to stay close together.

00:17:02.000 They can't do the six feet rules.

00:17:05.000 And then I was in Midtown.

00:17:06.000 No, you just had it up.

00:17:08.000 I was in Midtown, and there were these black women just hanging out, making TikToks. 1.00

00:17:14.000 100% of them were on their phones 100%.

00:17:16.000 No, no, keep it like that.

00:17:19.000 Yeah.

00:17:19.000 100% of them were on their phones 100% of the time.

00:17:22.000 And I was there for a while because we were picking up pizza to go to Central Park.

00:17:28.000 There was times when they would all just stop talking and be staring at their phones for like two to five minutes in total silence.

00:17:35.000 And then they would get back together and start making TikTok videos.

00:17:38.000 And they were not practicing social distancing.

00:17:40.000 Go back to that movie.

00:17:45.000 They're doing a check it out west.

00:17:51.000 Look at this.

00:17:52.000 They were there.

00:17:53.000 What are they doing?

00:17:53.000 There's no bus stop there.

00:17:56.000 What the hell are they doing?

00:17:57.000 That's what they do.

00:17:58.000 They must come from Hell's Kitchen, the project, because that was around Times Square.

00:18:04.000 So it must be Hell's Kitchen, PJs. 0.84

00:18:07.000 Anyway, let me show you Central Park.

00:18:09.000 It was pretty interesting.

00:18:11.000 Everyone was wearing masks on the trails.

00:18:13.000 I didn't.

00:18:14.000 But once you got to an opening, people would take their masks off and party.

00:18:18.000 And they were all very civilized.

00:18:21.000 You got the movie?

00:18:22.000 Yep.

00:18:23.000 That was the first one, right?

00:18:24.000 Yep.

00:18:25.000 That's sheeps.

00:18:28.000 Central Park.

00:18:29.000 Very well behaved.

00:18:30.000 Dakota building there where John Lennon was shot.

00:18:35.000 And then I have one more.

00:18:37.000 It's really funny.

00:18:39.000 So hold on to your hat.

00:18:43.000 Nope.

00:18:48.000 Wow, you're fucking slow.

00:18:50.000 Hi, I'm in Central Park.

00:18:52.000 Everyone's keeping their distance, and there's no coffee from here.

00:18:55.000 Which isn't a problem because I'm not drinking beer.

00:18:57.000 I'm drinking Coca-Cola.

00:18:58.000 Red?

00:18:59.000 Or am I?

00:19:03.000 I don't know.

00:19:27.000 Mischievous, huh?

00:19:29.000 It was weird, too.

00:19:30.000 I've never done that before.

00:19:31.000 Had that Coca-Cola thing.

00:19:32.000 I remember them in the 80s, but I don't think I've ever used one before.

00:19:35.000 You feel kind of conspicuous because you don't drink beer the way you drink Coke.

00:19:40.000 The way you drink Coke is you'll have like a glug, glug, glug, maybe sip it like three or four times and then you're done.

00:19:44.000 But beer, you're just like boom, boom.

00:19:46.000 So I look, and I had about three.

00:19:48.000 So I look like a fucking cola fanatic.

00:19:50.000 If a cop was watching, he'd be like, no one likes cola that much.

00:19:54.000 No one pounds three cokes.

00:19:57.000 I was doing an eight ball of Coke.

00:20:01.000 Zing. 0.88

00:20:04.000 All right, I want to talk about something, this shooting in Georgia, because it's treated as an example of how unsafe it is to be black in America.

00:20:14.000 Really?

00:20:14.000 Does anyone really believe that?

00:20:16.000 Black people are 100% safer in a white neighborhood than they are in a black neighborhood. 0.99

00:20:22.000 White people are also.

00:20:23.000 Everyone is less safe in a black neighborhood, and everyone is more safe in a white neighborhood. 1.00

00:20:28.000 Who denies that?

00:20:30.000 I thought John Miller had a pretty woke tweet about it.

00:20:36.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:20:37.000 You're sitting looking at that fucking Magalak? 1.00

00:20:41.000 It says before green screen.

00:20:42.000 Oh.

00:20:43.000 It's ready to bump us.

00:20:44.000 Oh, I see.

00:20:50.000 There.

00:20:51.000 Whites killed by blacks. 0.99

00:20:52.000 Blacks killed by whites. 0.95

00:20:54.000 And remember that you're living in a place where blacks are 14% of the population.

00:20:59.000 So when you start factoring in disproportionate, that chart is even scarier.

00:21:06.000 And this came out when this viral video came out of a black guy being shot, the one LeBron James said, we can't even go for a jog anymore.

00:21:15.000 And I think I had an epiphany over the weekend, or I should say I was helped with this epiphany, that they are not cotton picking, but cherry-picking what black deaths they want to use. 1.00

00:21:31.000 And we figured out why.

00:21:32.000 Allow me to demonstrate.

00:21:41.000 You know who this is?

00:21:43.000 That's James Craig Anderson.

00:21:44.000 You ever heard of him?

00:21:46.000 No, you haven't.

00:21:47.000 You know why?

00:21:48.000 Because you are being lied to.

00:21:53.000 I want to go a few steps back before I explain James Craig Anderson and why you don't know who he is.

00:21:58.000 Now, I never said racism doesn't exist.

00:22:01.000 I said racism isn't a thing.

00:22:03.000 Spider bites exist.

00:22:04.000 Six people die a year from spider bites.

00:22:07.000 Spider bites are not a thing.

00:22:09.000 If you want to get through the weeds and really find examples of racism, I've got plenty, but you're going to find that the majority of racism in America is anti-white.

00:22:20.000 You're also going to notice when you look at xenophobia, homophobia, sexism, anti-Semitism, you're going to find it tends to be coming mostly from non-whites. 0.88

00:22:30.000 Sorry, that doesn't fit the narrative.

00:22:32.000 The narrative in this country is blacks are being hunted for sport and we have a serious racism problem.

00:22:38.000 We're actually worse off than we were in the 50s, which is patently false.

00:22:45.000 But, you know, if you want to find anti-Semitism, it's not Nazis.

00:22:49.000 It's angry black dudes like Anyel G. Gilbourne, who this is last year, he just said, fucking kike.

00:22:56.000 And he grabbed a giant rock, like about the size of four bricks, and just smashed it into the head of this old Orthodox Jew. 1.00

00:23:03.000 All of the anti-Semitic attacks you see in Williamsburg, Brooklyn are from bratty black kids. 1.00

00:23:08.000 Sometimes they're anti-Semitic.

00:23:09.000 Sometimes they're just brats. 1.00

00:23:11.000 Or if you want to see bona fide racism, we can talk about Nicozi Thandui, who I think was trained by whites to hate whites.

00:23:19.000 He said he learned to hate white people in college, and he said he was going to kill some cracker bitches, fucking white privileged assholes. 0.99

00:23:28.000 Are there pictures of him in that?

00:23:29.000 Gateway Pundit is kind of messy, isn't it?

00:23:32.000 His ads and pictures not loading.

00:23:36.000 Show that image 3844 of the Britney, what was her name?

00:23:41.000 He went out to kill, there it is.

00:23:43.000 He said, I'm going to go kill white people because of white privilege.

00:23:46.000 He shot three girls.

00:23:48.000 One of them was Hispanic.

00:23:49.000 And he killed Brittany Watts.

00:23:51.000 That's racism.

00:23:53.000 Or you want to talk about black people being murdered.

00:23:56.000 20 black people are murdered a day in gang warfare.

00:24:00.000 Not a peep from Black Lives Matter, from the media.

00:24:03.000 That doesn't fit this bullshit lie narrative.

00:24:07.000 You are being lied to.

00:24:08.000 James Craig Anderson, the guy that I started this video with, is the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.

00:24:14.000 But let's keep, before we start unraveling the sweater, let's have a look at the sweater first.

00:24:18.000 Tyshon Lee, beautiful little eight-year-old kid.

00:24:23.000 The execution-style shooting, he was, I'll just read what happened.

00:24:26.000 The execution-style shooting was an act of revenge.

00:24:28.000 Two gang members, Dwight Boondotti and Corey Morgan, black men, believed that a rival faction had killed Morgan's 25-year-old brother and wounded his mother a month earlier.

00:24:37.000 Angered, Morgan said that he was going to kill grandma's kids and all, according to court documents.

00:24:45.000 So that brings us to this guy that everyone is talking about over the weekend.

00:24:49.000 I think his name is Armed Robbery or something, Ahmed Aubury.

00:24:55.000 He was casing a construction joint.

00:24:58.000 He has a long criminal record.

00:25:00.000 This construction site had reported robberies.

00:25:03.000 He was stealing copper wire.

00:25:04.000 Copper wire is what crackheads steal because it sells.

00:25:07.000 It's easy to sell.

00:25:10.000 And he's wearing Timberland boots, right?

00:25:13.000 He's not wearing sneakers.

00:25:14.000 He gets, are those Timberlands?

00:25:16.000 There's some sort of boot.

00:25:18.000 Oh, no, sorry, that's a different time.

00:25:21.000 But you recognize him and you recognize what he's wearing.

00:25:24.000 So that's from earlier footage.

00:25:26.000 These guys see this black man running and just show the boots. 0.95

00:25:31.000 I think that's an important picture to see.

00:25:33.000 These are not running shoes, okay?

00:25:35.000 Look at the lip there.

00:25:37.000 They're clunky boots.

00:25:39.000 So these two guys, they're not really retired cops.

00:25:43.000 Greg McMichael was an investigator for the DA, but they see him and they get accused of vigilanteism because they chased him down with guns.

00:25:52.000 I don't see it as vigilanteism.

00:25:53.000 I see it as a logical thing to do.

00:25:55.000 If someone's robbing me or my neighbor, I'm going to grab my gun and go chase him.

00:25:59.000 You call the cops.

00:26:00.000 What are the cops going to do?

00:26:01.000 Fill out a form 20 minutes after he's gone.

00:26:04.000 The cops are just guys who fill out paperwork, they're cleanup guys.

00:26:08.000 They're not superheroes, they're not time travelers.

00:26:11.000 Ever seen the sign, I don't call 911 with a picture of a gun on it.

00:26:15.000 Is that a vigilante sign?

00:26:17.000 No, it's I don't fucking handle my own problems.

00:26:21.000 So they chase him down.

00:26:23.000 They say, stop.

00:26:24.000 He grabs their gun.

00:26:26.000 That ignites the trigger, goes off in his hand.

00:26:29.000 These two go to court.

00:26:31.000 The judge sees the story, says, forget about it.

00:26:33.000 That's fine.

00:26:34.000 Now, this video emerges.

00:26:39.000 And this months later, and you can see him coming at the guy.

00:26:43.000 By the way, this cameraman should be shot.

00:26:46.000 That's the only justified murderer here.

00:26:48.000 Kill this fucking cameraman.

00:26:49.000 What are you filming over there for, dude?

00:26:51.000 So the gun goes off in his hand and then goes off again.

00:26:55.000 He's fighting to get this gun because he's a crackhead criminal.

00:26:59.000 I love how everyone's using his high school graduation photo where he's got a little bow tie.

00:27:03.000 Why didn't you use his mugshot?

00:27:11.000 So they had the right guy.

00:27:15.000 We showed him casing the joint.

00:27:17.000 We showed his boots.

00:27:18.000 He yanked the gun.

00:27:19.000 And get this.

00:27:20.000 The investigator recognized him.

00:27:23.000 He had been arrested before.

00:27:25.000 In 2013, 19-year-old Ahmed Arbry, who was not a student at the school where the incident occurred, brought a loaded gun to a high school basketball game.

00:27:36.000 And one of the suspects, now charging his death, was involved in the subsequent investigation.

00:27:42.000 So why so much attention?

00:27:45.000 How come you've never heard of James Craig Anderson and everyone has heard of Ahmed Arbery?

00:27:52.000 Look at the enthusiasm.

00:27:53.000 Okay, first Sean King.

00:27:54.000 Obviously, he's going to be the first.

00:27:56.000 He threatened to kill them, by the way, on Facebook.

00:27:58.000 Said, I have your address.

00:27:59.000 And if we don't get justice, then we're going to get our own justice.

00:28:03.000 This is what happens in the court of public opinion.

00:28:05.000 Rodney King drove through a neighborhood, endangered lives.

00:28:10.000 The cops finally catch this car.

00:28:13.000 He was with, I think, four other people.

00:28:14.000 They go, get down on the ground, get down on the ground.

00:28:16.000 Everyone gets down on the ground, but Rodney King.

00:28:18.000 They go, get down, get down.

00:28:18.000 He laughs in their face.

00:28:20.000 They shoot him with a taser.

00:28:21.000 He laughs in their face.

00:28:22.000 So they beat him into submission.

00:28:24.000 And everyone just sees that last little part, and we have riots in the streets.

00:28:28.000 The cop had already been exonerated when they saw the evidence.

00:28:31.000 But because there was riots, they brought the cop back in, found him guilty, off to jail.

00:28:36.000 That's how it works.

00:28:37.000 A hashtag is the new justice system.

00:28:40.000 And these guys exonerated two months ago.

00:28:43.000 The video you just saw came out.

00:28:45.000 This narrative starts taking hold.

00:28:48.000 I'm seething in anger that they're just like, let's go hunting Negroes. 1.00

00:28:51.000 Hey, there's a guy jogging in his boots.

00:28:54.000 15 miles from his house.

00:28:58.000 And it's not just Sean King.

00:29:00.000 Joe Biden had to get on there and talk about how he was killed in cold blood.

00:29:05.000 Kamala Harris saw this as a very important case that has to be televised.

00:29:11.000 We need anger and rage and justice.

00:29:15.000 Don't you want justice for the family?

00:29:18.000 Adam Schiff, who's in big trouble now, he got caught framing Flynn.

00:29:23.000 People calling him to resign.

00:29:24.000 No, no, no.

00:29:25.000 You don't want me to resign.

00:29:26.000 I need to protect you.

00:29:27.000 The family needs justice.

00:29:30.000 Chuck Schumer gets in there.

00:29:32.000 The family, the families.

00:29:34.000 This is sickening.

00:29:36.000 You need me to protect you, blacks. 1.00

00:29:38.000 You should get out there and vote DNC.

00:29:40.000 Vote for the Democrats.

00:29:42.000 We will save you.

00:29:43.000 Redneck Republicans are hunting you.

00:29:46.000 Trump thinks they're very good people.

00:29:49.000 You see where I'm going with this?

00:29:52.000 So, okay, I think I get what you're saying, Gavin.

00:29:55.000 They exaggerate these cases and they frame the narrative because they want blacks to vote, right? 0.93

00:30:01.000 Well, then why didn't I hear about James Craig Anderson?

00:30:04.000 It was the most cut and dry case of a hate crime.

00:30:07.000 Have you got that video?

00:30:09.000 So 10 kids are at a party.

00:30:11.000 They're drinking.

00:30:12.000 They're racist.

00:30:14.000 This is one of the examples of anti-black racism.

00:30:18.000 They say, let's go get some more beer, young kids.

00:30:21.000 And they, quote unquote, hate niggers. 1.00

00:30:24.000 And you'll see this from black kids too towards whites.

00:30:26.000 That could be a phase, whatever.

00:30:29.000 It's not a pattern.

00:30:30.000 Anyway, they go to this town.

00:30:31.000 They beat up homeless people and hit them with slingshots and mock them and stuff.

00:30:35.000 And they're drunk and in the mood.

00:30:36.000 Then they see this guy, James Craig Anderson, employed, great dude, family man, doesn't want any trouble, not drunk, not a bum. 0.58

00:30:43.000 They beat the shit out of him.

00:30:44.000 Then they run over him and kill him.

00:30:47.000 They confess to a hate crime and they go to jail, go to prison.

00:30:54.000 You know why you haven't heard about this case?

00:30:58.000 You ready for this?

00:31:00.000 Because Mississippi is always red.

00:31:04.000 Here's a giant elephant from Mississippi that sort of sums up the state.

00:31:08.000 There's no way in Hades the Dems are ever going to get Mississippi.

00:31:12.000 Therefore, those black lives don't matter. 1.00

00:31:16.000 Blacks are pets to them, and they need them to get votes. 1.00

00:31:21.000 If you're a black in Mississippi and you're the victim of a hate crime, it is officially irrelevant, irrelevant to the media, to the DNC.

00:31:29.000 LeBron James was saying, we can't even go for a jog anymore.

00:31:33.000 Everyone is so easily manipulated.

00:31:35.000 And it's because they're in swing states.

00:31:39.000 The blacks, black lives in swing states matter more because they can help generate votes.

00:31:45.000 Trayvon Martin was in Florida.

00:31:48.000 And this took me a while.

00:31:49.000 Jim Goad actually is the one who turned me on to this.

00:31:52.000 I always thought, why do your heroes suck so bad?

00:31:55.000 Freddie Gray and Eric Garner with his asthma saying this ends now and Trayvon Martin attacking George Zimmerman.

00:32:02.000 And I just thought, what about James Craig Anderson?

00:32:05.000 There's real victims of actual hate crimes.

00:32:07.000 It's not common.

00:32:09.000 There's more hate on white.

00:32:11.000 There's no black on white crime.

00:32:13.000 There's more racism towards whites.

00:32:14.000 But there are bona fide examples of white people being racist and murdering and hurting black people.

00:32:20.000 Very rare, but it has happened.

00:32:22.000 Why don't you focus on those?

00:32:25.000 Swing states.

00:32:26.000 Florida's a swing state.

00:32:27.000 This guy, Audrey Arbry, Is in Georgia.

00:32:32.000 Georgia is a swing state.

00:32:34.000 Stacey Abrams, who looks like she's in a Godzilla movie.

00:32:38.000 She looks like one of the monsters.

00:32:40.000 My two requirements, Abrams said, Tuesday at Vanderbilt University in Nashville.

00:32:43.000 One, you have to tell me what you're going to do about voter suppression.

00:32:47.000 And two, you have to believe Georgia is a swing state.

00:32:52.000 You are being lied to.

00:32:55.000 These people, these pundits, they don't give a shit about black lives or hate.

00:33:01.000 It starts at the DNC, it's fed through the media pipeline, and then it goes out to all these celebrities and pundits and dumb assholes who are easily controlled.

00:33:11.000 If the state is controlling your opinions, what is that?

00:33:15.000 What does that mean?

00:33:16.000 What does that tell you?

00:33:18.000 It means you're living in a dictatorship.

00:33:20.000 That's bona fide fascism.

00:33:22.000 If hate has no home here, nor does fascism.

00:33:26.000 So stop falling for this bullshit.

00:33:29.000 You are being lied to.

00:33:31.000 You are dead.

00:33:42.000 And so they're still pushing, of course, these two guys as racists.

00:33:46.000 This is what bugs me.

00:33:47.000 When there's a scam like this and it gets blown up, you still have these people clinging to it.

00:33:53.000 It's like these doomsday cults.

00:33:54.000 The world's going to end on May 5th.

00:33:56.000 Then May 5th goes by and they go, we just got the day wrong.

00:33:59.000 It's going to end next May 5th.

00:34:01.000 And you go, people don't get caught.

00:34:06.000 That's what pisses me off.

00:34:08.000 When people are confronted with data that contradicts their beliefs, they become more steadfast in their beliefs.

00:34:14.000 So now they're saying those guys are in the KKK.

00:34:17.000 And they start showing this picture.

00:34:21.000 He was not, that's not him.

00:34:23.000 It doesn't even look like him.

00:34:25.000 We are living in a communist dictatorship where propaganda fuels our beliefs.

00:34:32.000 And they just make shit up.

00:34:36.000 And this is what really drives me nuts about it is when Khan Inc.

00:34:39.000 gets involved and we have mainstream Republicans and conservatives going, that was so fucked up. 0.93

00:34:46.000 I can't believe they did that.

00:34:48.000 We need swift justice for his family.

00:34:50.000 And you think, et too, Brute?

00:34:53.000 And you realize, dude, this propaganda was started by the DNC to get the black vote up so they would win. 0.68

00:34:59.000 You're doing their bidding, which is you pushing for your own suicide, your own death.

00:35:06.000 They talk about White Guild has reached the points of esnocide. 0.88

00:35:10.000 Right now, the GOP is working for the DNC to extinguish the GOP.

00:35:14.000 Like Matt Walsh, who I usually listen to as a sane, intelligent individual.

00:35:20.000 No, that's not it.

00:35:23.000 That's the link.

00:35:24.000 Oh, shit.

00:35:26.000 Wait, no, I sent it to you as a picture.

00:35:30.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:35:31.000 Matt Walsh says, people acting like a...

00:35:38.000 So you know how you saw him in a construction site?

00:35:41.000 And they say, see, he is a thief.

00:35:43.000 They had the right guy.

00:35:44.000 This conservative goes, actually, no.

00:35:47.000 You see, as a man, we like to look at construction sites.

00:35:51.000 We think it's really cool, which is sort of true.

00:35:55.000 Like if you're seeing someone, go back to the tweet, dude.

00:35:59.000 When you're seeing like someone, I don't know, dig a foundation or lift up some big thing or some sort of tower is getting erected or they're filling cement, sure, you'll be like, oh, that's kind of weird.

00:36:08.000 But you don't go into a house and start looking at the foundation and, oh, so they're doing the wiring, huh?

00:36:15.000 You don't do it.

00:36:16.000 You don't enter the premises.

00:36:18.000 You don't go up to the fucking walls and see if the paint is still wet.

00:36:23.000 This is just cognitive dissonance.

00:36:26.000 You're pretending something is true.

00:36:29.000 Because you want, because why?

00:36:33.000 I know why the DNC is doing it.

00:36:35.000 Jim Goad explained it to me.

00:36:36.000 They're trying to get votes in swing states.

00:36:38.000 But why does the right fall for this fucking bullshit?

00:36:42.000 You might as well be tweeting about the wage gap.

00:36:46.000 Show the first one I was showing there, the communism kills.

00:36:51.000 Oh yeah, National Review is even coming out and calling it a murder.

00:36:56.000 What?

00:36:58.000 Not that I'm surprised at National Review are a bunch of cucks.

00:37:01.000 And of course, no one talks about black-on-white crime when it is much worse than chasing a robber and having a gun, a rifle accidentally go off.

00:37:12.000 This guy just killed a postal worker for laughs.

00:37:15.000 Go to it, Ryan.

00:37:17.000 What were you waiting for?

00:37:21.000 Some indication of what the hell you're talking about.

00:37:23.000 Oh, well, there's the postal worker and she was just killed for fun. 0.99

00:37:27.000 One sparks national outrage and pro clutching from celebrities and talking heads on both the left and the right.

00:37:33.000 The other is just an everyday news story.

00:37:35.000 That's what pisses me off.

00:37:37.000 I hate that our enemies are so fucking retarded and they still win. 1.00

00:37:43.000 That Matt Walsh tweet was a victory for the left.

00:37:47.000 And this narrative of a black guy jogging in Timberlands 15 miles from his home, a black guy with a long, a career criminal, crackhead, who'd been robbing this place regularly. 0.75

00:37:59.000 The fact that that narrative sticks, could you be fucking lazier, please?

00:38:04.000 Look at these retards we're up against. 1.00

00:38:06.000 Look at Nancy Pelosi saying, whoever invented this, the sound is not working. 0.76

00:38:11.000 We have a new system here.

00:38:13.000 This is new to me.

00:38:15.000 I only heard about it last night.

00:38:16.000 I don't know where it came from, but I'll find out.

00:38:19.000 Jennifer Habricorn of Los Angeles Times.

00:38:21.000 Hi, Jennifer.

00:38:22.000 Oh, there you are.

00:38:28.000 Okay.

00:38:29.000 So whoever invented this, the sound is not working.

00:38:32.000 Whoever invented this?

00:38:38.000 Learned to be very good at reading lips, you know.

00:38:40.000 I don't know, but who invented this?

00:38:42.000 What do you mean?

00:38:43.000 Zoom?

00:38:44.000 Do you mean the audio, the speakers, the concept of television?

00:38:48.000 Do you mean the internet?

00:38:50.000 We're told that was Al Gore.

00:38:53.000 And then you have Justin Trudeau, another one of our enemies.

00:38:58.000 He's doing this bullshit where he, because there's a pandemic, he has no access to razors, which I don't understand.

00:39:05.000 But check out what he's doing here.

00:39:06.000 This is the spookiest, weirdest thing a politician's ever done.

00:39:10.000 All the moms to step out of the room for a minute. 1.00

00:39:13.000 Wait, go back to the city.

00:39:15.000 This is a message for all the moms. 0.59

00:39:17.000 We say mom in Canada because it's British.

00:39:19.000 By asking all the moms to step out of the room for a minute so I can talk to your kids. 1.00

00:39:26.000 I'll give you a second.

00:39:29.000 Okay.

00:39:31.000 It doesn't even matter what he's going to say after that.

00:39:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:35.000 Okay, like this is the thought control.

00:39:38.000 Hey, people in swing states, there's white people hunting you. 0.61

00:39:43.000 Let me talk to your children.

00:39:44.000 Leave the room, leave the room. 0.99

00:39:46.000 Or they're just shitty magicians.

00:39:48.000 That's really what we're up against.

00:39:50.000 Shitty magicians.

00:39:52.000 Fucking grade school magicians.

00:39:55.000 Like this one.

00:39:56.000 Joe Biden, first of all, Joe's trying to get the Hispanic vote.

00:39:58.000 Joe, Hispanics are Catholic. 1.00

00:40:00.000 They're not nuts about trans.

00:40:01.000 So you're not helping.

00:40:03.000 Four trans people murdered in Puerto Rico.

00:40:05.000 So he puts up a perfect Spanish tweet that is flawless and talks about the transgenero de color.

00:40:14.000 El cono la resine tragedías.

00:40:16.000 Send him.

00:40:17.000 Shut the fuck up, Joe.

00:40:19.000 No one believes that you wrote that.

00:40:21.000 Nobody on earth thinks that you sat there typing perfect Spanish.

00:40:25.000 You can't speak English.

00:40:27.000 You can't do anything.

00:40:29.000 Remember his virtual rally?

00:40:32.000 I have it time coded.

00:40:33.000 I forgot to number all these, but it was the biggest shit show I've ever seen.

00:40:37.000 If this happened on censored.tv, I would be punching holes in the wall.

00:40:42.000 Inspiration to fight the freebos. 0.99

00:40:48.000 We need to have more.

00:40:51.000 I don't know if that's the pixelization or if she has that weird propecia, whatever, alopecia thing where you have cow patches. 1.00

00:40:58.000 Me neither.

00:40:59.000 That's how bad it is.

00:41:00.000 I'm passionate and great leadership in the White House.

00:41:06.000 Someone cares about people.

00:41:08.000 Ever heard of a test?

00:41:10.000 Yeah, she does have a skin disease because it's consistent. 1.00

00:41:14.000 How about this?

00:41:16.000 How about just pause?

00:41:17.000 How about you do a test and then whoever's running this thing goes, yeah, your internet is, what is that?

00:41:24.000 Wi-Fi?

00:41:25.000 Is it like a 46K modem you have?

00:41:28.000 I'm sorry, Rosa.

00:41:29.000 You can't come on.

00:41:30.000 You don't have what it takes.

00:41:32.000 You don't have the proper equipment.

00:41:34.000 I can't do a video conference with you.

00:41:36.000 You don't have enough Wi-Fi.

00:41:39.000 And by the way, there's a thing in poor neighborhoods with shitty Wi-Fi.

00:41:42.000 There's also a thing with rich neighborhoods with shitty Wi-Fi.

00:41:46.000 It's seen as like a classy thing.

00:41:48.000 You know, like at country clubs, you're not allowed to use your phone.

00:41:51.000 You can't even look at it at all.

00:41:52.000 They have this anti-phone thing that's very snobby.

00:41:55.000 So Joe Biden is clearly living in a very wealthy neighborhood and they have their snobby shitty Wi-Fi.

00:42:01.000 As you'll see in this clip, just a continuation of what we were just watching.

00:42:05.000 Obama made history.

00:42:09.000 Rich and poor.

00:42:10.000 Look at that.

00:42:11.000 How was that?

00:42:12.000 A tuba?

00:42:13.000 I found for health care.

00:42:17.000 These are our shitty magicians we're up against.

00:42:20.000 Obamacare.

00:42:22.000 Look at her angle, too.

00:42:23.000 Couldn't someone say, can you get a better angle?

00:42:25.000 90% of the shot is your giant tits. 1.00

00:42:29.000 Your giant cow skin tits. 1.00

00:42:30.000 I'm saying for them to right now work on dismantling this great effort Okay, Joe's coming on scene.

00:42:39.000 Just say sorry, we lost the connection.

00:42:42.000 You did lose the connection.

00:42:45.000 He's going to pretend everything's right.

00:42:47.000 Please welcome Vice President Biden.

00:42:49.000 This is awesome.

00:42:50.000 You've probably already seen this.

00:42:51.000 It was on Tucker.

00:42:52.000 Wait, even the announcer has shitty connections.

00:42:54.000 Yeah, let me hear that again.

00:42:55.000 Please welcome Vice President Biden.

00:42:58.000 Like you're about to...

00:43:03.000 Have you not seen this?

00:43:04.000 No.

00:43:04.000 Listen, listen.

00:43:06.000 Introduce me.

00:43:10.000 Good evening.

00:43:12.000 Thanks so much for tuning in.

00:43:13.000 I wish we could have done this together and it had gone a little more smoothly, but I'm grateful we're able to connect virtually.

00:43:20.000 And thank you for your collecting virtually.

00:43:23.000 Heroic work that you and the Nurse Association are doing to meet this moment.

00:43:28.000 I'm so grateful to you and to Congresswoman Castro, as well as Charlie Chris, my buddy, and Senator Cruz.

00:43:36.000 Remarkable leaders are all stepping up for the people of the community, this community right now.

00:43:41.000 You know, I hope that all of you are joining us tonight and your families stay safe and healthy.

00:43:47.000 It's an incredible anxious moment for our communities, our nation.

00:43:51.000 Meanwhile, he's causing epileptic seizures throughout the United States.

00:43:55.000 And then you have Obama, who has just been caught framing Flynn.

00:44:02.000 They said under oath, Schiff, Obama, everyone involved said, nah, there's no evidence.

00:44:08.000 It's a total nothing burger because they don't want to commit perjury.

00:44:11.000 Then to the media, they said, oh, Russia, we have tons of evidence.

00:44:15.000 Schiff said a dozen times that way, they have plenty of evidence of Russian collusion.

00:44:21.000 And then Obama has just got caught saying, look, Neil Flynn, I don't care what you have to do.

00:44:27.000 And it's the exact same trick they did with Roger Stone.

00:44:29.000 They go through your emails like it's on To Catch a Predator.

00:44:32.000 They say, did you ever do this?

00:44:34.000 And you go, no.

00:44:35.000 Yeah, you did.

00:44:36.000 It doesn't matter what it is.

00:44:38.000 It could be, did you email Ryan about your socks?

00:44:42.000 No, you just lied.

00:44:43.000 You just committed perjury.

00:44:44.000 You're going to prison.

00:44:46.000 So Flynn has been exonerated and Obama's fucked.

00:44:50.000 I hope you had fun investigating Trump because you're about to get investigated.

00:44:56.000 President Obama said he wants to be sure that as we engage with the incoming team, we are mindful to ascertain if there is any reason that we cannot share information fully as it relates to Russia.

00:45:05.000 They all lied.

00:45:08.000 You are being lied to.

00:45:11.000 But I have some good news because these people have been shitty magicians for so long.

00:45:15.000 You'd have to be blind as LeBron James to fall for this shit anymore.

00:45:21.000 Citizen journalists have picked up the slack and they're telling the truth. 0.88

00:45:27.000 You have me.

00:45:28.000 The SPLC spread lies.

00:45:30.000 I destroyed them.

00:45:31.000 This is a great little video from Flynn that says what I just said.

00:45:35.000 We have an army of digital soldiers.

00:45:39.000 We have an army of digital soldiers.

00:45:43.000 We have citizen journalists.

00:45:49.000 Journalists that we have in our media did a disservice to themselves, actually more than they did to this country.

00:45:58.000 They did a disservice to themselves because they displayed an arrogance that is unprecedented.

00:46:06.000 And so the American people decided to take over the idea of information.

00:46:15.000 They took over the idea of information.

00:46:18.000 And they did it through social media.

00:46:20.000 You have to fight for this country.

00:46:23.000 You can't sit back.

00:46:25.000 You have a responsibility.

00:46:27.000 You can't sit back.

00:46:30.000 Something special.

00:46:32.000 We're here because you've made a decision about something in your life.

00:46:37.000 We're here because you've made a decision about something in your life.

00:46:44.000 That was awesome.

00:46:46.000 Would it have killed you guys to put me in that?

00:46:48.000 You weren't in that?

00:46:49.000 I swear I thought I missed it.

00:46:52.000 No, that hurts my feelings.

00:46:53.000 Congratulations.

00:46:55.000 You've hurt me.

00:46:56.000 That hurts their credibility, in my opinion.

00:46:58.000 Have hurt me very much right now.

00:47:00.000 What's that from?

00:47:01.000 Oh, I remember.

00:47:03.000 Valentine's Day SNL sketch that's really funny.

00:47:07.000 As Louis C.K. goes, they should only do sketches.

00:47:11.000 Where it's about picking up some random shit at CVS or Walgreens on your way home.

00:47:18.000 Got it.

00:47:20.000 Yeah, and the fat chick, who's super funny, she goes, you have hurt me very much right now. 0.99

00:47:25.000 Go to the fat chick. 1.00

00:47:27.000 Oh, when did you get this?

00:47:30.000 One minute ago.

00:47:32.000 Exclusively, she'll treasure forever.

00:47:35.000 And if your woman loves jewelry, look no further than Isle 8.

00:47:39.000 The front half.

00:47:40.000 The back half is dog food.

00:47:43.000 There you'll find this beautiful heart-pended necklace for only $1.99.

00:47:48.000 Recommend it.

00:47:49.000 Put your makeup in it.

00:47:50.000 You have hurt me today.

00:47:53.000 That's how I felt after I saw that video.

00:47:56.000 You have hurt me today.

00:47:58.000 That was terrible.

00:47:58.000 Yeah.

00:48:02.000 That was hilarious.

00:48:03.000 No, it's an oversight that they're not having you.

00:48:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:06.000 I thought you were talking about that.

00:48:07.000 That's really weird.

00:48:09.000 I'm that toxic.

00:48:11.000 Not even the left wants to go near me.

00:48:12.000 That's kind of...

00:48:16.000 Yeah, that's what it is.

00:48:17.000 It's like my feelings aren't hurt anymore.

00:48:19.000 Now I'm badass.

00:48:20.000 You're such an outsider.

00:48:21.000 You're not like in the rock and roll hall of fame.

00:48:23.000 You're like fucking on your own.

00:48:25.000 Yeah, I'm too cool to be recognized.

00:48:29.000 Have you noticed I've had a Brooks Brothers shirt on every day for the past five shows?

00:48:33.000 Interesting.

00:48:34.000 Yep.

00:48:35.000 I could do that and just wear the same shirt five times.

00:48:37.000 Did I tell you about this ridiculously Yeah, you brought this to my attention the other day.

00:48:46.000 It's the weirdest thing.

00:48:47.000 It's like the ice bucket challenge.

00:48:49.000 And they're saying for charity, it's super funny if someone blows their boss.

00:48:56.000 Right?

00:48:57.000 Like that is so retarded. 1.00

00:49:00.000 Why would anyone do such a, Charity starts at home.

00:49:10.000 I don't even want one.

00:49:11.000 I think it's stupid.

00:49:12.000 I just can't believe.

00:49:13.000 It shouldn't even be in my notes.

00:49:13.000 Me too.

00:49:16.000 I'm glad you think it's bullshit too and stupid.

00:49:19.000 I don't even want to do it as a joke to make fun of it.

00:49:21.000 No, why would you do it to make a joke?

00:49:24.000 Like to parody it, you do it.

00:49:24.000 Oh, I see what you mean.

00:49:26.000 No, you don't got it.

00:49:29.000 I don't even want to try it for one second.

00:49:32.000 See if it's gross or not or maybe fun.

00:49:37.000 Right, me neither.

00:49:38.000 Me neither.

00:49:39.000 Duh.

00:49:39.000 Not even a little bit.

00:49:40.000 How did this get in my notes?

00:49:42.000 It's like my notes got hacked, I think.

00:49:45.000 Because I don't even want to try just the tip just for one second.

00:49:49.000 Why would it even be in and out?

00:49:51.000 Why would it even tip?

00:49:53.000 No tip.

00:49:54.000 None of it.

00:49:54.000 That's due.

00:49:55.000 Even if I had just cleaned it with a wet wipe and washed the whole foreskin and everything, and it was spotless, and there was a little drop of honey.

00:50:02.000 Very specific.

00:50:03.000 And the honey doesn't help.

00:50:04.000 Just a drop.

00:50:06.000 Just a little Pavlovian honey drip.

00:50:10.000 Oh, Pavlovian honey drip are playing at Mercury Lounge.

00:50:13.000 That is date.

00:50:14.000 All right, Ryan.

00:50:15.000 I had an HR department stat.

00:50:17.000 This is the third time you brought that up.

00:50:19.000 I wouldn't want an entire HR department to blow me.

00:50:22.000 I only want like that would be like 10 in a row.

00:50:25.000 It would be too sensitive.

00:50:26.000 It would look like Freddy's face by the end.

00:50:28.000 So now you're saying you do want to do it?

00:50:30.000 No, not one bit.

00:50:32.000 And you don't at all, right?

00:50:35.000 You're stuttering and you're shaking.

00:50:36.000 I am shaking because this is so stupid.

00:50:40.000 But now you're getting red and your cheeks.

00:50:42.000 Now you're like nervous.

00:50:43.000 Because I'm laughing at the absurdity of this dumb project that I don't want any part of.

00:50:53.000 Not even if it was private and we wouldn't mention it on the show ever.

00:50:57.000 It was behind closed doors.

00:50:59.000 Not even then would I want to do it.

00:51:01.000 And obviously you feel the same, right?

00:51:04.000 Right?

00:51:07.000 I tried to hit the mailbag, but unfortunately it was not there to get my back.

00:51:12.000 Yeah, that's because you're incompetent.

00:51:15.000 I'll take that.

00:51:16.000 That I will take.

00:51:18.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:51:23.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:51:27.000 That reminds me, are you trying to prey on my daddy issues?

00:51:32.000 Why you used to blow your dad?

00:51:34.000 No, no, no, no.

00:51:35.000 But people that have daddy issues tend to be all promiscuous.

00:51:39.000 This is from It says the fag zone. 0.96

00:51:46.000 That's not my apartment.

00:51:47.000 Well, we'll answer it here on the show because we're not in the fag zone. 0.98

00:51:50.000 That's many miles away.

00:51:51.000 Well, it's the big city, the big apple.

00:51:54.000 It's a fag-free zone. 1.00

00:51:54.000 It doesn't exist. 1.00

00:51:55.000 The fag zone doesn't exist. 0.89

00:51:57.000 Almost.

00:51:57.000 So it doesn't exist.

00:51:58.000 When you had that MI erases Montage from the cut.

00:52:01.000 The black woman that said, Oh, you're the manager, was also interpreting the tone of the question, a process in which you usually find what you're looking for.

00:52:09.000 Yeah, good point.

00:52:10.000 We still need to spend tens of thousands of dollars finding out if she is a manager somewhere. 1.00

00:52:15.000 It'd be funny if she's unemployed and always has been. 0.94

00:52:22.000 This is from Alex.

00:52:23.000 You gotta fucking watch this.

00:52:24.000 Am I retarded or is this chick kind of cool? 0.80

00:52:27.000 As I'm writing this, I'm slowly realizing what a gay, retarded thought has come up. 1.00

00:52:31.000 Dude, you can't speak English.

00:52:33.000 I've had to correct so many sentences here, and there's only two.

00:52:38.000 Let me just read it verbatim, okay?

00:52:40.000 You gotta fucking watch this.

00:52:42.000 Fine.

00:52:42.000 I'll let Gotta go.

00:52:44.000 Am I retarded or this chick is kind of cool? 0.99

00:52:49.000 As I'm writing this, I'm slowly realizing what a gay, retarded thought has come up to my mind. 1.00

00:52:56.000 But anyway, watch this shit.

00:53:00.000 But then puts the semicolon.

00:53:02.000 What the fuck was I doing?

00:53:08.000 What was the plan?

00:53:10.000 What the fuck was I doing?

00:53:15.000 She's a catch. 1.00

00:53:17.000 That's hilarious.

00:53:17.000 She's a catch.

00:53:18.000 You can tell she's fun to hang out with.

00:53:20.000 Who was I doing?

00:53:21.000 Okay, from Leah.

00:53:22.000 Boys, I want to chime in on the hot chick rating factory. 0.99

00:53:24.000 You've seen pics of Kylie Jenner before Plastics are drained after with makeup full-on, right?

00:53:28.000 Big difference.

00:53:28.000 My argument is that chicks in full makeup should get a deduction on hotness.

00:53:31.000 Also, I can have a photo shoot and pick the one photo where I look hot, and you'd rate me higher than I deserve.

00:53:36.000 Maybe a video is better analysis.

00:53:38.000 I've included a vid.

00:53:38.000 Give me a rate.

00:53:39.000 I hate when women do this. 1.00

00:53:42.000 It reminds me, we're sitting in a bar and we're all rating each other, and it's funny because we're like, I think you're a five.

00:53:48.000 And the guy's like, a five?

00:53:49.000 I'm a seven.

00:53:50.000 What do you?

00:53:51.000 And it doesn't matter.

00:53:52.000 We're not attracted to each other.

00:53:53.000 We don't blow our boss like some people want to.

00:53:56.000 I don't.

00:53:57.000 So it's humorous.

00:53:59.000 Then a chick, this happened to me once.

00:54:00.000 And then a chick walked up. 1.00

00:54:01.000 It's like, what are you guys doing?

00:54:02.000 And we go, oh, we're raiding each other.

00:54:04.000 He thinks he's not a five.

00:54:05.000 Look at him.

00:54:06.000 And she goes, oh, what am I?

00:54:08.000 And then we all just sort of go, I either have to lie or insult you.

00:54:15.000 Not a great combination.

00:54:19.000 So here we go.

00:54:20.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of the cut, they have a video out, the guys who did the MI racist thing, where people rated themselves from one to 10, and it was like 100 people.

00:54:29.000 There was no method to the madness.

00:54:31.000 The ones giving themselves 9s and 10s were the ugliest, and the ones giving themselves 5s were all hot.

00:54:36.000 Wow.

00:54:37.000 Yeah, it was really weird.

00:54:39.000 But anyway, let's look at this chicken.

00:54:41.000 She's forced our hand. 0.97

00:54:43.000 Chicken?

00:54:44.000 Let's look at this little chicken.

00:54:47.000 Quite a schnauz. 1.00

00:54:49.000 Looks fun.

00:54:51.000 Like brunettes. 1.00

00:54:52.000 Unsuccessful, though.

00:54:54.000 Okay, so that's zero makeup.

00:54:56.000 It's very unflattering angle and everything.

00:54:58.000 And you've been chugging.

00:54:59.000 And just like, by the way, when we see makeup, we do mentally deduct points.

00:55:04.000 We're very dubious of the makeup ones.

00:55:07.000 And also with no makeup, we also are a little generous.

00:55:11.000 So we're aware of all these things.

00:55:14.000 So I guess I'm going to go with six.

00:55:21.000 You don't like being put in that position, do you?

00:55:23.000 I don't like that at all.

00:55:28.000 Hey, Gavin, Montabarnac, you got to get Terry Cahill back on the show.

00:55:32.000 Fuck.

00:55:32.000 You ain't living her unless you're giving her Cahles.

00:55:35.000 Senserment, Heidi.

00:55:38.000 She sounds like a Quebecer.

00:55:39.000 I don't know, man.

00:55:40.000 I think that with the Trump derangement syndrome split and where I became toxic, some people said, fuck you.

00:55:47.000 I'm not being your friend anymore.

00:55:48.000 Others just sort of went.

00:55:50.000 Like David Cross and I never formally divorced.

00:55:55.000 Oh, there he is.

00:55:57.000 The melding of true hosers. 1.00

00:55:58.000 What the fuck?

00:55:59.000 That's Foobar and Trailer Park Boys from mine. 0.70

00:56:01.000 Fucking Ricky.

00:56:02.000 Frankenbird?

00:56:03.000 Yeah.

00:56:04.000 He's a good guy.

00:56:04.000 He was at my wedding.

00:56:06.000 They can shut down half the brain at a time.

00:56:09.000 I haven't spoken to him since I became a Nazi in the public's eye.

00:56:15.000 Can you create a copper cab mailbag so we can send the ginger comments? 0.77

00:56:18.000 Okay.

00:56:20.000 He better not charge me, though.

00:56:23.000 For that?

00:56:24.000 Yeah.

00:56:25.000 Hey, Gav, I was scrolling through the Gram the other day and came across this dumb bitch's t-shirt, quote-unquote, company. 1.00

00:56:32.000 And yeah, this is a great example of the shitty magicians we're up against.

00:56:38.000 I run with Maud.

00:56:40.000 Why do they call him Maud?

00:56:42.000 His name is short.

00:56:44.000 But you don't abbreviate a Muslim name, Ahmed, is what it really is.

00:56:50.000 It's Ahmed spelled wrong.

00:56:51.000 But you don't just pluck the Maud out.

00:56:53.000 What am I?

00:56:54.000 Vin?

00:56:54.000 When I get shot, are you going to call it running with Vin?

00:56:57.000 You can't do that.

00:56:58.000 But look how unbelievably shitty these are.

00:57:01.000 See, this is why there's more artists and people in general on the left, because they don't have standards.

00:57:05.000 With right-wing people, we would just...

00:57:09.000 Jimmy who?

00:57:10.000 Hendrix.

00:57:11.000 That's not Jimi Hendrix, is it?

00:57:13.000 Yes, it is.

00:57:15.000 That's a Jimmy Hendrix t-shirt.

00:57:17.000 Oh, man, with the splatter and the shittiness.

00:57:19.000 Like, my daughter's 13.

00:57:21.000 She wouldn't make anything that shitty.

00:57:25.000 What a fucking loser.

00:57:26.000 God damn it.

00:57:27.000 Sorry, I'm swearing so much.

00:57:29.000 Oh, this one's pretty good.

00:57:31.000 Yeah, that's really awesome.

00:57:33.000 A zipper short-sleeved t-shirt.

00:57:35.000 What?

00:57:37.000 This is like the kind of thing 11-year-olds make when they have a clothing line.

00:57:40.000 She's an adult woman.

00:57:42.000 Probably a Les. 0.90

00:57:43.000 Vote your ass off.

00:57:44.000 Fuck you.

00:57:45.000 Repurpose t-shirt, man.

00:57:46.000 Okay, from Nick.

00:57:48.000 Love these guys.

00:57:48.000 Wonder if you've seen this picture of bad wolves.

00:57:52.000 Yes, sometimes a way to secretly show that you're a proud boy without being public about it is to wear the black and gold Fred Perry.

00:58:00.000 It's a little shout out, and I will not confirm or deny that this man is a member.

00:58:04.000 Scott Green.

00:58:06.000 Oops, I just said his name.

00:58:07.000 Not only for the mailbug, but just curious is so flowed to make a reference to Bill Gates shooting him in the head, blah, blah, blah.

00:58:14.000 I'll look into that.

00:58:16.000 I think threats have to be credible to be illegal.

00:58:19.000 Oh, really?

00:58:21.000 Hey, Gavin and Rice boy, I like your subscriber story and how completely fucked up the educational establishment is and how poisoned with nutters it has become.

00:58:28.000 This guy's clearly British.

00:58:30.000 Colleges and universities are so far past redeeming any credibility whatsoever.

00:58:33.000 I thought you might find my experience pretty, pretty crazy.

00:58:37.000 I studied economics a few years back in what is supposed to be a top university in London, and one of my lectures was a fully paid-up shill for the North Korean regime, and even met the dear leader himself.

00:58:49.000 Like, it's one thing to say Denmark is an example of socialism and I support it.

00:58:54.000 That's not true, by the way.

00:58:55.000 Denmark has very high taxes.

00:58:57.000 Yes, it also has no minimum wage and a very free market.

00:59:00.000 So it's not a good example of socialism, but I understand Bernie Sanders using it and avoiding North Korea. 0.57

00:59:06.000 But we're seeing now in radical academia people using terrible communism as an example of great stuff, like that caller on my Discord who said he liked Soviet Russia and gulags.

00:59:17.000 And this, now, I was, remember this whole show I've been talking about propaganda and if the state controls your thoughts, that's North Korea.

00:59:24.000 That's meant to be a hyperbolic analogy, but the line between us and that analogy is getting grayer and thinner every day.

00:59:32.000 Now we have bona fide North Korean shills in universities. 0.95

00:59:38.000 He described the regime as genius and that working class life in North Korea is better than the UK. 1.00

00:59:44.000 What?

00:59:45.000 People can't eat.

00:59:47.000 They're starving to death.

00:59:49.000 Kids sit on piles of garbage smoking cigarettes when they're six, looking for food in the waste.

00:59:55.000 There's no electricity at night.

01:00:01.000 He also doesn't believe there are any prison camps, but that's not, that's just patently false.

01:00:05.000 But acknowledge there are sort of social camps for people who can't reconcile themselves with the socialist system.

01:00:12.000 Oh, my.

01:00:12.000 How crazy is that?

01:00:14.000 Here you see the true horror of these degenerates.

01:00:15.000 They don't even try to hide their genocidal tendencies.

01:00:18.000 Imagine him making your work on fiscal and monetary policy, Friedman and Keynes, etc.

01:00:23.000 Also, this is a 10.

01:00:26.000 Yeah, she's a boring 10. 1.00

01:00:28.000 I'm not interested.

01:00:30.000 I mean, obviously she's beautiful.

01:00:31.000 She could be a fucking supermodel and a movie star and all that. 1.00

01:00:35.000 How is that interesting?

01:00:35.000 Ford Mustang's a nice car, too.

01:00:37.000 Yeah.

01:00:38.000 Superman's really strong.

01:00:43.000 Yeah, that is profoundly disturbing.

01:00:44.000 I saw someone sent me this thing.

01:00:47.000 I don't know if I can find it now, but it was, he said to his sister, you should do a thing in your class about the wage gap being a myth.

01:00:53.000 It's really easy to disprove.

01:00:56.000 It's like hypothesis, bing, bang, boom, you're done.

01:00:59.000 And so she did start to do that.

01:01:00.000 And the teacher said, no, you cannot do that.

01:01:02.000 You can only use feminist scholars. 1.00

01:01:05.000 This has been studied deeply by feminist scholars, and they can prove that the wage gap is very real. 1.00

01:01:10.000 Don't use any other sources.

01:01:13.000 Like, if you go to college at this point, you deserve what you get.

01:01:18.000 I'm looking through for the on the Proud Boys picture.

01:01:23.000 Remember when we were watching the Rousey thing and then Dana.

01:01:26.000 Dana White was wearing that?

01:01:27.000 And then I came up with an invention.

01:01:29.000 Let me know if you think this is cool.

01:01:31.000 You could add an annotation.

01:01:33.000 You know how like Waze, the Waze app, you could put like there's a cop here or whatever?

01:01:37.000 For Netflix, you could activate this thing where you could put like Dana White appears at this timecode or over here.

01:01:46.000 Now you have to communicate with your subscriber and mark up a video individual to him.

01:01:51.000 That idea sucks.

01:01:52.000 Well, it's like YouTube.

01:01:53.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:01:54.000 Timecode.

01:01:55.000 I've been reading, you can put notes on YouTube videos?

01:01:59.000 Yeah, in the comments, you could in the comments.

01:02:02.000 That's different.

01:02:03.000 But without comments.

01:02:04.000 I've been reading 12 Rules for Life and I've been trying to incorporate Peterson's ideas into my life.

01:02:07.000 I realize you basically do the same thing in a bit more down-to-earth way.

01:02:10.000 You also provide your audience with a list of rules, how to live, start a family, stop partying, and then small stuff, don't wear flip-flops.

01:02:17.000 Have you ever thought about doing a book, Rules for Life?

01:02:20.000 Yeah, sure, whatever.

01:02:21.000 After a lot of work with no payoff.

01:02:23.000 Bam.

01:02:26.000 He may or may not be a supporter of the club.

01:02:28.000 I cannot confirm or deny.

01:02:30.000 That documentary is one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen.

01:02:34.000 Oh, here's a kind of exciting one from Andrew.

01:02:38.000 This cost me 40 bucks.

01:02:39.000 Imagine what a more ambitious person might be able to accomplish.

01:02:46.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:02:48.000 How you guys doing?

01:02:49.000 I'm really tired.

01:02:50.000 I've been going doing a whole bunch of things today.

01:02:53.000 So, anyway.

01:02:54.000 You know what's weird?

01:02:55.000 Thank you very much.

01:02:56.000 While you were surfing YouTube there, we saw a brief picture of Rowdy Roddy Piper in his kilt, and he's wearing a Rowdy Roddy Piper shirt.

01:03:03.000 As folks at home, I assume you know who this is.

01:03:05.000 This is the saddest, most pathetic guy on the pathetic show, 90 Day Fiancé, where this dummy has given some Ukrainian hustler, I don't know, 80 grand? 0.99

01:03:15.000 Caesar.

01:03:16.000 Caesar.

01:03:17.000 And he doesn't Caesar ever.

01:03:21.000 She keeps standing him up every time he fucking flies over there. 1.00

01:03:24.000 And he flies over there with sex toys and edible panties, too.

01:03:26.000 So he's even more pathetic.

01:03:28.000 And where does he work?

01:03:29.000 At a nail salon.

01:03:30.000 That's correct.

01:03:32.000 Just get some.

01:03:34.000 Get some Asian chick from the hair salon who wants a green card. 1.00

01:03:38.000 And I'm going to tell you guys something.

01:03:39.000 Tell your moms, Happy Mother's Day, because today is Sunday.

01:03:43.000 Happy Mother's Day to everyone's mom.

01:03:45.000 And I want to tell you guys, I love you guys and I really appreciate it.

01:03:49.000 Thank you very much for booking me.

01:03:52.000 And also, I'm proud of your boy.

01:03:54.000 That's why I want to say I'm proud of your boy.

01:03:57.000 Now, Gavin, this is what I want you to do.

01:03:59.000 Now, remember, now, if you feel like you're going bald, you can do this.

01:04:06.000 You can go on Google and then put a bald guy haircut, bald guys' haircuts.

01:04:13.000 Or you can put, yeah, bald guys' haircuts.

01:04:16.000 You put that in there and you put images, okay?

01:04:20.000 You go straight to images and you can look at all the different haircuts that bald guys have.

01:04:25.000 Or you can put, or you can do this, or you can put me today.

01:04:30.000 Going bald haircuts.

01:04:32.000 And then do that.

01:04:33.000 And you can push all the way through and see which one is best for you.

01:04:36.000 Wow, that's two minutes long.

01:04:38.000 Holy crap.

01:04:39.000 Can we put the full video at the end of the show?

01:04:42.000 Oh, you can play it.

01:04:44.000 I thought, keep playing it if you want.

01:04:45.000 It's just that same joke.

01:04:47.000 Kind of like figure out and say, hey, you know, maybe that haircut is better for me.

01:04:52.000 Maybe it's not.

01:04:53.000 Because you want one that fits your style.

01:04:55.000 Because maybe if you're losing here up here, you can just kind of cut it short all the way around like that.

01:05:02.000 Okay, you just cut it short all the way around and just have it like that if you want to do that, or you can just go straight bald.

01:05:08.000 It depends on what you like and you think is the best for you.

01:05:11.000 Because remember, even though you ask people and you'll ask them and say, Hey, what haircut is best for me?

01:05:18.000 They're gonna still sit there and say, Oh, yeah, this, this, and this.

01:05:22.000 But remember, you have to be with the haircut at night.

01:05:24.000 You have to love the haircut on your own.

01:05:27.000 That's all I got to say.

01:05:28.000 You know, so just remember that, okay?

01:05:31.000 You have to love that haircut.

01:05:33.000 That haircut, everyone else can love it, but you have to love it more.

01:05:39.000 That's the only thing I want to say.

01:05:40.000 And I love it.

01:05:40.000 We'll do an interview with him.

01:05:42.000 And I'll say, Caesar, welcome to the show.

01:05:45.000 I understand that you work at a beauty salon.

01:05:47.000 You understand a lot about hair.

01:05:48.000 I think I might be going bald.

01:05:51.000 And I'm wondering if you could just briefly give me any tips.

01:05:55.000 That's great.

01:05:56.000 It'll look like he's on the show.

01:05:58.000 And by the way, I need you to make that you have hurt me today into a video clip.

01:06:03.000 Okay.

01:06:04.000 Because I keep getting hurt.

01:06:06.000 You have hurt me today.

01:06:07.000 You have hurt me today.

01:06:11.000 This is from Jameson.

01:06:13.000 See, attached, need I say anything more.

01:06:15.000 Me with my firstborn on this Mother's Day.

01:06:18.000 Fucking pathetic.

01:06:21.000 Jesus Christ.

01:06:22.000 And you know what?

01:06:24.000 The fact that we spent thousands of years training dogs to love you unconditionally, and then you see a dog love you unconditionally, and you think it's some sort of indication that you're a good person.

01:06:34.000 We made that.

01:06:34.000 That's a robot.

01:06:36.000 That's a love robot.

01:06:38.000 You've been duped.

01:06:42.000 Like giraffes have long necks so they can get food that other people can't reach. 0.97

01:06:48.000 Then you go up to me and he goes, he has a long neck because of me.

01:06:52.000 Oh, he loves me.

01:06:53.000 See, I have a long neck and he got a long neck to mimic my long neck.

01:06:57.000 And we're like the long neck team.

01:06:58.000 He's my boy.

01:07:00.000 Fuck off.

01:07:01.000 I hate your dog.

01:07:02.000 I can't go to dog.

01:07:03.000 There's this dog beach thing we used to take Leroy to.

01:07:06.000 And I can't do it anymore.

01:07:09.000 Because it's all these people who adore their dogs.

01:07:13.000 And he comes up, their dog comes up to you and is sniffing at your crotch and stuff.

01:07:16.000 And you're like, get the fuck out of here.

01:07:18.000 And they get all pissed off.

01:07:20.000 Oh, sorry.

01:07:20.000 I'll let your dog enjoy my balls.

01:07:24.000 That's a great point.

01:07:25.000 Groundhog cop killer.

01:07:27.000 This is from Lord Juice.

01:07:29.000 I've seen this before.

01:07:30.000 OMG, this cop is talking.

01:07:34.000 He's talking to the freaking Groundhog.

01:07:39.000 No, he's not.

01:07:40.000 Shouldn't a cop.

01:07:42.000 So he's pulled over all this traffic to get rid of this Groundhog, get it off the road. 0.97

01:07:47.000 But his rationale isn't that bad.

01:07:49.000 It's if the cars start swerving to avoid him, they're going to hit each other.

01:07:57.000 This is not.

01:07:59.000 See, he shows fear here.

01:08:01.000 Groundhogs live on fear.

01:08:03.000 No, this is not happening right now.

01:08:06.000 You might want to skip ahead.

01:08:07.000 This is really long.

01:08:09.000 And go home with him.

01:08:12.000 Oh, oh.

01:08:13.000 Oh, no.

01:08:15.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:08:16.000 Oh, no.

01:08:18.000 Oh, no.

01:08:19.000 I like how he has to shoot to kill.

01:08:20.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:21.000 At that point.

01:08:22.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:24.000 Shoot to kill.

01:08:26.000 Shoot the ground hug.

01:08:28.000 Shoot the kill.

01:08:29.000 Look at him.

01:08:30.000 Get down on one knee, really aim it up.

01:08:33.000 That thing's still going.

01:08:34.000 See, the way that she's reacting to this is why women shouldn't vote. 1.00

01:08:39.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:41.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:42.000 A giant rodent is dead.

01:08:43.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:44.000 A giant loser is dead.

01:08:46.000 He's about to get killed by a car anyway.

01:08:48.000 Mackenzie, I was listening to the last show at 118.28 while I was driving.

01:08:53.000 You fucking dickhead Ryan.

01:08:54.000 Don't you realize that people drive when they listen to the show?

01:08:57.000 118.28.

01:08:58.000 I don't care.

01:08:59.000 It's probably a siren or something.

01:09:04.000 Daddy Ballerina. 0.84

01:09:05.000 This guy keeps sending us new.

01:09:07.000 Getting kids to move more.

01:09:09.000 Exercise scientists and coaches offer tips on getting young people to be more active.

01:09:14.000 One of them is emasculate yourself.

01:09:17.000 Isn't it funny now that we have equality that blacks get to be humiliated just as badly as we are?

01:09:24.000 Welcome to our world, black guys.

01:09:26.000 What do you think?

01:09:26.000 You enjoying yourselves?

01:09:31.000 Yeah, they're like not as much of a protected class anymore.

01:09:34.000 I noticed that.

01:09:35.000 They started.

01:09:36.000 They're the gay character and the loser. 1.00

01:09:39.000 G'day, boys.

01:09:39.000 Much love from Australia.

01:09:40.000 Have you seen this guy, Negative XP?

01:09:42.000 He makes cool lo-fi rock punk.

01:09:44.000 Check him out.

01:09:45.000 Here's a link to one of his songs.

01:09:46.000 It takes a piss out of Hollywood putting liberal arts students through proverbial meat grinder. 0.81

01:09:50.000 All his songs are pretty good.

01:09:51.000 You should have him on the show.

01:09:52.000 Many thanks, Mitchell.

01:09:53.000 DVD and ecstasy Conceded with all Self-esteem.

01:10:01.000 She's a teenage Dream if you hate Yourself.

01:10:05.000 Right now, Just close things.

01:10:10.000 Communism is the way to Go.

01:10:13.000 She's a horror horror I'm a dozen Jezebel.

01:10:16.000 The right mind and SSRI's a thousand yards there for all those guys that you...

01:10:26.000 Um, Oh, good.

01:10:28.000 This is a good subject to end with.

01:10:32.000 Indianapolis police shooting victim ID is Sean Reed.

01:10:35.000 Mike Epps, furious.

01:10:37.000 And it's relevant that Mike Epps is furious because he's from Indianapolis too?

01:10:44.000 Who cares?

01:10:46.000 Is he more connected to the story then?

01:10:50.000 So this dumb asshole, Sean Reed, was in a police chase and he was not the victim of random violence.

01:10:59.000 This is, again, the same bullshit narrative.

01:11:02.000 And guess what?

01:11:03.000 Indiana is a swing state, folks.

01:11:06.000 It can go red or blue.

01:11:08.000 So let's get everyone mad about this poor sweet boy.

01:11:11.000 Try to find a picture of him in a tuxedo for the press release.

01:11:15.000 What street is this?

01:11:16.000 I'm gonna park this motherfucker to get the fuck out. 0.99

01:11:18.000 Oh baby, oh baby, what's this, Michigan and what?

01:11:20.000 Now, if you've seen the whole video, you will hear him say, I'm not going back to jail.

01:11:25.000 You know me.

01:11:26.000 I ain't going back to jail.

01:11:27.000 I hate jail.

01:11:28.000 He says that he says Goodbye to his sister, he says goodbye to his mother.

01:11:32.000 He says he's going to take some cops out.

01:11:35.000 He has a fucking gun.

01:11:37.000 This guy jumped out of the car and was armed.

01:11:40.000 He was told to stop and he got shot.

01:11:44.000 That's what we train our police to do.

01:11:46.000 If you're in a high-speed chase and some guy endangers everyone's life with the chase, then jumps out and has a gun and won't put it down, you have to shoot him.

01:11:53.000 What'd you say?

01:11:57.000 What a pathetic example of police brutality.

01:12:00.000 Why do they have such kamikaze style sensibilities? 0.97

01:12:07.000 Like that Atlantic City thing?

01:12:09.000 I would never think to do that.

01:12:11.000 What are you talking about?

01:12:12.000 When he walks outside the car just blasting cigarettes in his mouth.

01:12:14.000 Yeah, he doesn't want to go to jail, and he thinks...

01:12:18.000 It's so ironic that this guy's being used as propaganda because propaganda was used to brainwash him too.

01:12:26.000 The reason that he's not, doesn't want to fuck with these police or anything is because he knows he's going to get killed because cops kill people for no reason.

01:12:34.000 And then so he follows that bullshit rumor, pulls a gun on them to say, you're not going to kill me, I'm going to kill you.

01:12:40.000 Because I know you hunt blacks for sport. 1.00

01:12:42.000 And then that video is used to brainwash more people.

01:12:46.000 So he's in his own propaganda.

01:12:48.000 It's so meta.

01:12:49.000 I got this.

01:12:53.000 That was the only time I fell for any of that shit.

01:12:56.000 But in retrospect.

01:12:58.000 That creepy music.

01:13:00.000 What's the creepy music?

01:13:01.000 You didn't hear it?

01:13:02.000 I did.

01:13:02.000 It sounded like a train.

01:13:03.000 Yeah, when you were telling ghost stories, it was like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

01:13:06.000 What's that got to do with driving?

01:13:08.000 Oh, he thought a train was going to hit him?

01:13:09.000 I fell for any of that shit.

01:13:11.000 But in retrospect, your car's fucked up.

01:13:16.000 Sorry.

01:13:16.000 What am I doing here?

01:13:18.000 Folks, if you shouldn't be obsessed with hate crimes, they're not a thing.

01:13:24.000 They're not happening.

01:13:25.000 Not to any serious degree.

01:13:28.000 But if you want to get into them, then you're going to see a lot of black-on-white crime. 0.76

01:13:32.000 And if you want to solely focus on white-on-black hate crime, okay, his name's James Craig Anderson.

01:13:40.000 It happened in Mississippi, and the media ignored it because it doesn't help the DNC.

01:13:45.000 His life doesn't matter.

01:13:47.000 All right, let's end with a final video.

01:13:50.000 Now, this is the one I sent you, Ryan.

01:13:53.000 I didn't want you to look at it first.

01:13:55.000 Correct.

01:13:55.000 It's a guy who was hunting a bear.

01:13:58.000 Oh, I should just give a warning.

01:13:59.000 This is NSFW.

01:14:01.000 If you got kids around or you're easily disturbed by imagery, I would stop watching now or skip ahead.

01:14:07.000 This is probably the most intense thing I've ever seen in my life.

01:14:11.000 Okay, now we just got to find...

01:14:14.000 I click on the desktop.

01:14:18.000 Wow, you're quick.

01:14:20.000 It was on.

01:14:21.000 There we go.

01:14:22.000 There we go.

01:14:23.000 Okay, so let's see what's going on with this.

01:14:26.000 Man versus bear.

01:14:27.000 Who looks like the man won, but what usually happens when you fight a bear?

01:14:36.000 Turn it up.

01:14:37.000 I shot you later and got in a ditch and turn off that freaking hill so fast.

01:14:43.000 Holy shit.

01:14:45.000 Oh, God.

01:14:47.000 My lord.

01:14:48.000 I don't think you preface that well enough.

01:14:50.000 Look.

01:14:51.000 It has a happy ending.

01:14:53.000 Oh, cool.

01:14:53.000 How the fuck did they do that?

01:14:55.000 Look, there he is now.

01:14:56.000 Look at him.

01:14:56.000 Oh, my God.

01:14:57.000 Look at him.

01:14:58.000 He's just missing an eye.

01:14:59.000 Oh, shit.

01:15:00.000 Everything else is fine.

01:15:02.000 Like, how would you even know where to start with that mess?

01:15:05.000 It's not like there's a cut.

01:15:07.000 It's just ground beef.

01:15:08.000 So the bear must have, with his razor-sharp claws, gone like, and then he managed to shoot the bear in the head.

01:15:13.000 Oh, my God.

01:15:14.000 Can you see that again, please?

01:15:17.000 Ah, shit.

01:15:18.000 What?

01:15:20.000 There's nothing there.

01:15:22.000 I guess the bear didn't actually take anything off.

01:15:26.000 Oh, it goes so deep.

01:15:29.000 It's like he removed parts of his skull.

01:15:31.000 Fucking bummer.

01:15:35.000 I'm doing okay now.

01:15:36.000 I'm salivating.

01:15:37.000 Of all the things to do when you've had your face ripped off, say, hi, Rafa, can you get a video of this?

01:15:44.000 Okay, like, here's my phone.

01:15:45.000 Can I look at some videos?

01:15:46.000 I've got to explain what happened with this bear.

01:15:48.000 So anyway, hey, the bear was whipping at my face.

01:15:51.000 I'm asked to shoot him in the head, though, so he's dead.

01:15:54.000 Well, this is going to take a lot.

01:16:00.000 All right.

01:16:02.000 That's it, folks.

01:16:03.000 That's it, huh?

01:16:04.000 Sorry to end with...

01:16:09.000 To end with such a scary thing.

01:16:11.000 That's a real man.

01:16:12.000 You can just not end with a real man. 0.91

01:16:13.000 That real man sits there with his face ripped off and goes, if I die, I die.

01:16:17.000 But I will get a shot of this.

01:16:19.000 And then he goes and has his face fixed.

01:16:21.000 And speaking of thank you to our health workers, thank you to our surgeons who managed to put our fucking faces back on.

01:16:27.000 They didn't make a TikTok video and ask for donations.

01:16:30.000 They just fucking did it.

01:16:32.000 They didn't care what happened.

01:16:34.000 That's what you got to be like.

01:16:35.000 You got to stand up to danger.

01:16:38.000 You can't live in fear.

01:16:40.000 You got to question authority.

01:16:42.000 Get fired.

01:16:43.000 Get in trouble.

01:16:44.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 11, 2020

S02E161 - JAMES CRAIG ANDERSON [2020-05-11 - S02E161 - JAMES CRAIG ANDERSON]

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