Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E162 - MORE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS [2020-05-12 - S02E162 - MORE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:28.000 you look ahead there's only weather time I'm not a fan of this shirt.

00:00:48.000 Can I help you?

00:00:49.000 Do you want, are you interested in buying a computer?

00:00:53.000 Hi, I work at Best Buy.

00:00:55.000 Target.

00:00:56.000 I work at McDonald's.

00:00:57.000 You know, when you asked to speak to the manager of McDonald's, and he's the best of the worst?

00:01:03.000 Hi.

00:01:03.000 What's the problem now?

00:01:04.000 There was a pube in your fries.

00:01:08.000 A pube in my fries.

00:01:10.000 I work at Target.

00:01:12.000 I can't wear this shirt ever again.

00:01:13.000 I had to wear it because I'm wearing, it's Brooks Brothers Week.

00:01:16.000 And if you look at GOML on the sensor.tv app or site, you'll see a nice little array of Brooks Brothers shirts.

00:01:25.000 And it's important that hosts of shows dress alarmingly different every day.

00:01:30.000 I learned this from Glenn Beck.

00:01:31.000 You know why?

00:01:32.000 So when you're remembering a show, you go, oh, that one where he had a bunch of unpopular opinions.

00:01:37.000 I think he had a red shirt on.

00:01:39.000 Scroll, red shirt.

00:01:42.000 You want to look different every day so people can better categorize.

00:01:45.000 And we are working on a search function for the, I've only got three.

00:01:52.000 Four.

00:01:53.000 Four.

00:01:53.000 This is four.

00:01:54.000 Got the black, got the pink.

00:01:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:56.000 You got the blue.

00:01:57.000 And now you got the red.

00:01:58.000 And I'm still, I got more.

00:01:59.000 Damn.

00:02:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:02.000 So yeah, Santi Gold, that was from 2012.

00:02:05.000 She sort of appeared around 2000, around 2012.

00:02:10.000 And she worked in the music business.

00:02:13.000 I can't remember exactly how.

00:02:14.000 I think she worked at a record label.

00:02:15.000 And she saw these people getting hits.

00:02:17.000 And she just figured out, I'm going to make some hits.

00:02:21.000 Like that song sounds exactly like bedrock.

00:02:24.000 Here, play the beginning of that song and then play bedrock.

00:02:27.000 Bedrock is one, two.

00:02:32.000 This is Desperate Youth by Sandy Gold.

00:02:34.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:02:36.000 This is Young Money Bedrock.

00:02:38.000 Young Money Bedrock.

00:02:39.000 I can make your bedrock, girl.

00:02:44.000 I can make your bed rock.

00:02:48.000 Sometimes socks are sexier than high-heel shoes.

00:02:50.000 I feel Wayne is ugly.

00:02:56.000 And I was murderous.

00:02:57.000 He looks like a little rat.

00:02:59.000 He looked the California Raisin.

00:03:01.000 He looks like a raisin rat.

00:03:03.000 Hell my God.

00:03:04.000 So I have a racist theory.

00:03:06.000 I think a large percentage of black entertainers will reach a certain amount of success and then just go, all right, that's enough. 0.92

00:03:16.000 I'm just going to relax now.

00:03:16.000 I'm done.

00:03:18.000 Like Nina Simone, they talk about her depression and stuff and how her mental state was so terrible at the end.

00:03:24.000 She was just sick of touring.

00:03:26.000 Her husband, who was an ex-cop, just wanted her to tour like the Rolling Stones, like a really, because she was fucking incredibly successful and adored globally.

00:03:37.000 She'd go to France and people would have aneurysms. 0.70

00:03:40.000 So we thought, let's milk this.

00:03:44.000 Stop.

00:03:45.000 I want to sit at home.

00:03:48.000 And I think that's what happened with Santi Gold.

00:03:50.000 She just had, remember her song, LES Artistes?

00:03:56.000 She was in car commercials too.

00:03:58.000 I think this was in a car commercial.

00:04:03.000 She's just really savvy, made a ton of money, and said, fuck it. 1.00

00:04:07.000 I'm going to get married and have kids.

00:04:10.000 I don't see anything wrong with this, by the way.

00:04:12.000 I'm just noticing it as a pattern.

00:04:20.000 And so she's got a new album she's working on right now.

00:04:23.000 It's been 10 years, and she's going to do a comeback, which is also a brilliant business move.

00:04:28.000 Like the Pixies.

00:04:29.000 I remember, I think it was Sonic Youth who said, if we had quit at the peak of Lollapalooza, then waited 10 years and had a reunion tour, we'd be billionaires.

00:04:39.000 And Santi Gold went, yeah, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

00:04:42.000 I'll be incredibly big.

00:04:44.000 Everyone will talk about how awesome I am.

00:04:45.000 I'll make tons of money.

00:04:46.000 I'll sell my publishing.

00:04:49.000 You can use it in car commercials.

00:04:51.000 And then I'm going to have a comeback, and then I'll vanish again.

00:04:55.000 Brilliant.

00:04:56.000 Oh, this was a cool song.

00:04:57.000 You know the DJ Diplo?

00:04:57.000 She did.

00:04:59.000 She did like a whole reggae album with him of sort of mashup.

00:05:05.000 Black Flag and Dutty Rank.

00:05:07.000 Cutty Rank.

00:05:09.000 What a gang.

00:05:23.000 Damn.

00:05:30.000 You know how Gippo does this?

00:05:32.000 He goes to Jamaica with a hockey bag full of money because he gets paid cash most of the time, right?

00:05:38.000 So he'll have 50 grand in cash.

00:05:42.000 He'll go to a studio in Jamaica and then just have guys come in all day, like cutty ranks, and say, do a bunch of dance hall stuff.

00:05:49.000 Me no fi wai ye must be paranormal.

00:05:51.000 In skipa, cutty ranks.

00:05:57.000 And then he'll just pay them like a thousand bucks or two thousand bucks cash.

00:06:02.000 You've signed away 100% of the rights.

00:06:03.000 You don't own anything.

00:06:04.000 That's it.

00:06:05.000 We're done.

00:06:06.000 So he doesn't need any paperwork.

00:06:10.000 Pretty cool, huh?

00:06:11.000 And now he doesn't have to worry about royalties and all that shit.

00:06:13.000 And he has a great song like that.

00:06:16.000 Pretty cool guy.

00:06:18.000 We were going to do a reality show with him, my production company, but his day starts at 8 p.m.

00:06:26.000 And no one wanted to do that.

00:06:28.000 Like his night really gets fun around 4.35.

00:06:31.000 and we were all tie-tie by then.

00:06:35.000 So I never hung out with him.

00:06:39.000 By the way, speaking of totally dope hits, Takashi has a new jam out.

00:06:44.000 He must have to have bodyguards 24 hours a day.

00:06:48.000 I had an armed guard in my house when all that shit was going down a couple years ago when I was getting death threats.

00:06:54.000 And if they're your buddy, they're $650.

00:06:56.000 If they're not, they're $1,200.

00:06:58.000 And that's just nighttime.

00:07:00.000 Because in the day, I have my own guns.

00:07:01.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:02.000 I just want to be able to sleep well and not have to sleep in the front room with my gun.

00:07:07.000 But that's just one.

00:07:09.000 So I think it's half a million dollars to have one security guard around you 24 hours a day.

00:07:16.000 Because it's three eight-hour shifts, right?

00:07:19.000 And they're all going to want 70 grand.

00:07:22.000 So it's three times 70.

00:07:25.000 Well, that's only 220 grand.

00:07:28.000 210 grand.

00:07:30.000 Anyway, but that's one guard.

00:07:32.000 And he's, I think I've seen him with like four.

00:07:34.000 So that's like a million bucks a year.

00:07:37.000 Anyway, let's see this stupid song from the snitch, from the bloods.

00:07:41.000 He's a blood.

00:07:42.000 There's no crips in New York.

00:07:43.000 There's like 10.

00:07:45.000 Let's suck being a crip in New York. 0.93

00:07:48.000 I tell a nigga, don't dick rod, don't blake rod. 1.00

00:07:51.000 Leave it to the double dick dot, switch fist style. 1.00

00:07:53.000 Drop it down your wummy wump rub. 1.00

00:07:55.000 Mommy booty. 1.00

00:07:56.000 This should be a cool thing to play from your car in the suburbs.

00:08:01.000 Just trying to say that Nicki Minaj is interchangeable and replaceable?

00:08:05.000 What's the difference?

00:08:06.000 That's good.

00:08:18.000 Oh, that reminds me.

00:08:18.000 I'm glad we showed this.

00:08:21.000 He fucked a look like a 14-year-old on camera, right?

00:08:25.000 And then he snitched on the bloods, and then he got out of prison.

00:08:28.000 I'd like to read his life story.

00:08:30.000 Okay, check out this thing.

00:08:32.000 I could talk about this for hours.

00:08:34.000 What's that?

00:08:35.000 Him and his security guards.

00:08:38.000 I mean, he's a very popular rap artist, but is he a million dollars a year popular?

00:08:44.000 Or does the state pay for this?

00:08:46.000 Oh, maybe the state paid for it because he did so much snitching.

00:08:50.000 But he said, I'll snitch if I get a soft sentence and round-the-clock security.

00:08:55.000 Good idea.

00:08:57.000 His crime, by the way, was arms dealing.

00:08:59.000 And I think he did like eight months.

00:09:01.000 Proud boys got in a street fight for 17 seconds and they're in prison for four years.

00:09:07.000 I'm going to write them a letter soon, another one, and talk about all the injustices.

00:09:12.000 Like, remember that guy, Blogievich or something?

00:09:16.000 He got 15 years for trying to sell Obama's Senate seat, which isn't for sale.

00:09:21.000 I never really understood that charge, but Trump pardoned him.

00:09:25.000 But that's still eight fucking years he did for some bullshit charge.

00:09:32.000 Is that him?

00:09:34.000 Yeah.

00:09:36.000 Eight years.

00:09:37.000 Roger Stone, Mike Flynn.

00:09:39.000 We're learning that Obama just said, get Flynn.

00:09:43.000 Make it Russia. 0.96

00:09:44.000 Just make it happen.

00:09:45.000 I don't care what the truth is.

00:09:46.000 Those fucking Obamas are so corrupt.

00:09:48.000 It's amazing how brainwashed the left is into worshiping the ground they walk on.

00:09:52.000 Michelle Obama hears about Juicy Smollett.

00:09:54.000 Make it go away.

00:09:55.000 That's my favorite show.

00:09:56.000 Make that go away, Tina Chen.

00:09:58.000 Okay.

00:09:59.000 And they do.

00:10:00.000 They got caught, but if they didn't get caught, we never would have known about it.

00:10:06.000 And then Obama goes, I don't like this Trump guy.

00:10:08.000 Make up a Russia story.

00:10:09.000 Just make it up.

00:10:10.000 And throw Flynn in prison.

00:10:13.000 Okay, anyway.

00:10:15.000 Yeah, so I want to send those guys a list of all those different crazy charges and all these people.

00:10:20.000 But here's a question.

00:10:22.000 And I asked Zenoa, John's wife, what she thinks.

00:10:26.000 Is that depressing?

00:10:28.000 Like when you hear that and you're in prison, I would think it would make me feel good because I'm not one freak that got fucked over.

00:10:35.000 It's a trend.

00:10:35.000 It's a thing.

00:10:37.000 In fact, I think I helped her get less angry about it.

00:10:43.000 She was like, when he first went away and she was just so fucking mad, she stopped believing in God at one point.

00:10:48.000 And she was like, fuck this, fuck. 0.96

00:10:50.000 God wouldn't do this to my family.

00:10:52.000 And I said, lady, if this was the American Revolution and someone was caught fraternizing with patriots and they had guns or something, the king would throw them in prison just to make a point.

00:11:06.000 We're in a culture war.

00:11:07.000 There's going to be collateral damage.

00:11:09.000 There's going to be people thrown in prison for no good reason.

00:11:13.000 And I think that helped her.

00:11:15.000 It helped me.

00:11:17.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:11:19.000 This is totally unrelated, completely retarded. 0.99

00:11:21.000 But check out this commercial that Takashi6ix9ine was in.

00:11:28.000 Well, how can I help you guys?

00:11:29.000 Yeah, we're ready to spice things up.

00:11:31.000 You do know you have to know your partner's limitations.

00:11:34.000 I agree.

00:11:35.000 When I was younger, I used to make a lot of stupid mistakes.

00:11:37.000 I'm ready to learn more.

00:11:38.000 Get informed.

00:11:39.000 Help stop violence against women.

00:11:41.000 Visit a Romantic Depot near you and pick up your free pamphlet.

00:11:44.000 Thanks to Romantic Depot.

00:11:46.000 I now know how to treat women with dignity and respect.

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00:11:51.000 Go to romanticdepot.com for directions.

00:11:53.000 Make sure you go visit Romantic Depot for all your Valentine's gifts.

00:11:58.000 Okay, you know what's going on here?

00:12:01.000 That's part of his sentence?

00:12:03.000 Well, this is old.

00:12:04.000 So this would be back when he was accused of statutory rape.

00:12:07.000 Right.

00:12:08.000 Here's what I'm learning with the justice system.

00:12:11.000 They're all incompetent.

00:12:12.000 It is a ship of fools.

00:12:15.000 There's malicious assholes, like the judge who said that he had to put prowboys in prison because it reminded him of 1930s Europe.

00:12:24.000 There's that level of incompetence.

00:12:27.000 But then there's down with the probation officers and the people who handle these criminals.

00:12:31.000 And they are literally retarded. 1.00

00:12:35.000 Like an IQ of 80.

00:12:37.000 And here's my theory.

00:12:39.000 So we talked on an earlier show about how they just, people are, bureaucrats are power hungry, right?

00:12:46.000 And they want to fuck with people.

00:12:47.000 They want to fuck with me and make me do stupid tricks.

00:12:50.000 We're seeing how what they do with power when they can make everyone wear a mask.

00:12:54.000 Dr. Fauci said on 60 Minutes, don't bother wearing a mask anymore.

00:12:57.000 But we still have all these fucking housewives bitching about masks all the time because the government told them to. 1.00

00:13:02.000 So the government loves power, right?

00:13:04.000 And they'd love to take away my guns, whatever, but they can't.

00:13:07.000 They know I'll get really good lawyers and I'll fight to the death and blah blah blah.

00:13:10.000 So they don't fuck with me because they can't.

00:13:13.000 But criminals, criminals don't have rights when they come out.

00:13:17.000 So they fuck with them and they say, you got to go to an anger management class and it's $50 a class.

00:13:22.000 And remember that thing I showed you that Maddie Odell had to do where they made him draw his son?

00:13:28.000 Draw things that inspire you.

00:13:30.000 What do you like?

00:13:31.000 I like riding my motorbike.

00:13:33.000 Draw that.

00:13:34.000 I can't really draw.

00:13:36.000 Just use a stick man.

00:13:37.000 And he had to draw it in this like pyramid of things that make him happy, but they're just playing with him.

00:13:42.000 He's just a little toy.

00:13:43.000 It's just like giving a cat a mouse toy.

00:13:46.000 Criminals are mouse toys to these people.

00:13:49.000 And they don't give a shit about them.

00:13:51.000 They don't want to help them.

00:13:52.000 They don't want to help society.

00:13:53.000 They just want to exercise their own fucking power thirst.

00:13:57.000 So some affirmative action, fat bitch. 1.00

00:14:01.000 Her job is like doling out the PSAs, right? 1.00

00:14:05.000 So we get this charge.

00:14:06.000 That second hot-looking black chick who looks white that you saw in the video, she's from a tattoo reality show, right? 1.00

00:14:14.000 She's in the video.

00:14:15.000 Her.

00:14:16.000 She's on that like Harlem tattoo show.

00:14:19.000 I think she's black, believe it or not. 0.96

00:14:21.000 And then Takashi69.

00:14:23.000 So she was probably charged.

00:14:26.000 I'm making all this up, by the way, this is just my theory.

00:14:28.000 She's probably charged with some domestic abuse related thing. 1.00

00:14:31.000 Like she beat the shit out of her boyfriend. 0.81

00:14:34.000 And the state is stupid and they go, well, that's just as bad.

00:14:38.000 Women hitting men is just as bad as men hitting women. 1.00

00:14:40.000 No, it's not.

00:14:41.000 It doesn't hurt, but whatever.

00:14:43.000 So she gets charged with that. 0.97

00:14:44.000 And then he gets charged with, well, we know he had a statutory rape charge.

00:14:47.000 So they have a special department where they say, okay, we have two celebrities with domestic charges, so we should do a PSA. 0.60

00:14:55.000 And they do that all the time.

00:14:56.000 Remember, what's his name, Buju Bantan?

00:15:00.000 He had that song, Boombai, Bye in the Batty Boy's Head, a song about killing gays. 0.99

00:15:05.000 And they made him do a PSA in Jamaica where he's like, well, go on.

00:15:09.000 I am Buju Bantan.

00:15:10.000 I'm here to tell you that homosexuality is not a choice and people shouldn't be hurt, you know, because it's so mean and gays are wonderful and be scared of AIDS and wear a condom and blah, blah, blah. 0.97

00:15:22.000 Because he's using his celebrity for good, right?

00:15:26.000 Man, I'm dragging this out.

00:15:27.000 Am I boring you?

00:15:29.000 So this bitch who's in charge of using criminals, there's a department for celebrities PSAs. 1.00

00:15:36.000 You're never going to find that PSA, dude.

00:15:37.000 It's from the 80s.

00:15:41.000 And so she goes, hey, I'll make them do a PSA and I'll make it a commercial for my friend's store. 0.52

00:15:49.000 Oh, that's going to be kind of tough to crowbar in.

00:15:51.000 What is it, like a grocery store?

00:15:53.000 No, it's a sex store.

00:15:55.000 They sell dildos and shit.

00:15:57.000 What?

00:15:58.000 Now, if there was anyone with an IQ over 100, this is where that plan stops.

00:16:03.000 No, Laquitia, we're not going to advertise a fucking porn store using a guy that's accused of statutory rape. 0.99

00:16:10.000 Are you out of your mind?

00:16:12.000 But that's all pencil pushers, just signing shit.

00:16:14.000 Yeah, okay, get it done.

00:16:16.000 Stamp PSA, yep.

00:16:17.000 Celebrities, yep.

00:16:18.000 Domestic abuse, yep. 0.94

00:16:20.000 All right, that's off my desk.

00:16:22.000 So she gets her friend's store advertised.

00:16:26.000 And the way she crowbars it in there is they're handing out pamphlets about domestic abuse, which is a 16-page photocopied 8.5 by 11 zine that probably just says, don't beat anyone.

00:16:40.000 It's photocopied some garbage crap.

00:16:42.000 I've seen these things they do at anger management.

00:16:44.000 It's absolute fucking garbage.

00:16:46.000 I know a guy who's going to a domestic abuse thing and the entire class, it's anger management.

00:16:52.000 He got caught with domestic abuse.

00:16:54.000 It's anger management.

00:16:54.000 He was innocent, by the way.

00:16:57.000 And the class is 100% social justice warrior shit about white privilege and white people.

00:17:03.000 What's that got to do with anger?

00:17:05.000 And of course, the class is all black and Hispanic.

00:17:07.000 There's like two white guys in it.

00:17:09.000 And they're both like, what?

00:17:10.000 What privilege?

00:17:11.000 I'm fucking, I just got out of prison.

00:17:14.000 Anyway, so what you're looking at is someone manipulating the system to advertise their friend's store.

00:17:21.000 And we are so drenched in incompetence and no monitoring that they get away with this.

00:17:27.000 This is considered a public service announcement, making him dance around like a little cuck, like a pet.

00:17:35.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:17:36.000 I think it's a very good theory.

00:17:38.000 And my evidence of this theory is the stupid pamphlet that they get handed at a porn store.

00:17:46.000 Did domestic abusers even go to porn stores? 0.99

00:17:50.000 Like, don't they hate their wives? 0.99

00:17:52.000 You have to sort of be really into your significant other to buy her fishnets and sex toys and stuff.

00:17:58.000 I don't really, it's kind of romantic.

00:18:00.000 It's like ghetto romantic. 0.98

00:18:01.000 I don't think guys who hit their wives do that. 0.95

00:18:03.000 But let's see the pamphlet one more time.

00:18:08.000 What a clown.

00:18:11.000 Get informed.

00:18:12.000 How near you and pick up your free piece of that.

00:18:14.000 Look at that.

00:18:15.000 Go to Romantic Depot and get this folded piece of paper.

00:18:23.000 Maybe that's the guy.

00:18:25.000 Maybe it's not a black woman. 1.00

00:18:26.000 Maybe it's a short, fat white guy who's trying to lay the owner or something.

00:18:32.000 Can we stop treating the accused like fucking pets, please?

00:18:37.000 It's pissing me off.

00:18:40.000 I don't care if that's an unpopular opinion.

00:18:43.000 I have a lot of unpopular opinions.

00:18:46.000 In fact, I'm going to show you a bunch right now.

00:18:55.000 Unpopular opinions.

00:19:01.000 Here are 10 unpopular opinions.

00:19:03.000 I'm holding the mic like...

00:19:10.000 Sam Morrill?

00:19:12.000 Or Chris Delia?

00:19:13.000 He does that thing too, where he holds it like this.

00:19:15.000 What is this?

00:19:16.000 Is this like your trademark?

00:19:17.000 You have to have a weird mic hold?

00:19:21.000 10 unpopular opinions.

00:19:22.000 Number one, headphones are stupid.

00:19:24.000 I don't know what the fuck Joe Rogan is doing.

00:19:28.000 I don't wear headphones on my show.

00:19:29.000 I Can hear it come from my speakers.

00:19:31.000 I can hear my guests.

00:19:32.000 The interviews work out fine.

00:19:34.000 You don't need to have headphones on to hear.

00:19:37.000 That's like from the 90s.

00:19:40.000 And when you wear them for this kind of thing, I did a podcast you can find on YouTube called Can I Ask You a Question?

00:19:45.000 where I talked to various celebrities and asked them the same 10 questions.

00:19:49.000 When you have those phones on, you can hear like spit and everyone's mouth.

00:19:55.000 It's way too much information.

00:19:57.000 It's AMSMR or whatever you call that stupid shit.

00:20:00.000 So why are you doing it?

00:20:02.000 Howard Stern wears headphones for so long that his ears hurt and his staff have custom-made headphones that are molded to your ear.

00:20:12.000 How about you just take them off, tithead? 1.00

00:20:14.000 Robin's sitting right there and you can hear the calls come from his speaker.

00:20:18.000 What are you fucking doing?

00:20:22.000 Sorry.

00:20:23.000 Number two.

00:20:24.000 And this is a similar thing.

00:20:25.000 Men should not wear makeup on TV.

00:20:29.000 What?

00:20:30.000 Are you my pussy lips, Lou Dobbs? 0.99

00:20:32.000 Look at this shit.

00:20:34.000 Zoom in on him.

00:20:35.000 Like his chin area.

00:20:36.000 There's so much fucking foundation on there.

00:20:39.000 And I remember when I was on Fox News, I was on Red Eye.

00:20:44.000 Look at that.

00:20:46.000 All that foundation.

00:20:47.000 It looks ridiculous.

00:20:48.000 Men don't look like that.

00:20:49.000 He looks like an old baby.

00:20:52.000 That's not how you're supposed to look.

00:20:54.000 Men have rosacea and shit. 1.00

00:20:56.000 We're used to seeing old men have different colors. 1.00

00:20:59.000 That's fine.

00:21:00.000 We know you're old.

00:21:01.000 Why do you have fucking makeup on?

00:21:03.000 When I did Red Eye, I remember Clint Black came on the show.

00:21:07.000 Yeah, you can leave that up.

00:21:08.000 And he said, they were doing his makeup and he said, no, I'm not wearing makeup.

00:21:14.000 And I thought, you can't do that.

00:21:17.000 You have to do what they say.

00:21:18.000 They make you go to the makeup chair. 0.99

00:21:20.000 He's like, I don't do that.

00:21:21.000 I don't wear makeup.

00:21:21.000 No, thank you.

00:21:22.000 You just laughed it off.

00:21:23.000 And after he did that, I copied him.

00:21:26.000 I went, yeah, why do I sit in a fucking makeup chair?

00:21:28.000 Just because I'm told to.

00:21:30.000 And then I saw that show that night.

00:21:34.000 Zero difference.

00:21:35.000 Zero difference.

00:21:36.000 There was no shiny forehead.

00:21:38.000 Again, that's old technology, just like the headphones.

00:21:41.000 Yes, you would have a sweat glare in the old days when you had these hot lights glaring down on you and you'd want to put powder there so you don't look like you're nervous or something.

00:21:49.000 That doesn't happen anymore.

00:21:50.000 The lights, they're not hot anymore.

00:21:53.000 And these awesome Sony cams, have you seen, zoom in on my face, Ryan?

00:21:58.000 The quality of the camera is so good now that it can, look at that.

00:22:03.000 I'm seeing my face better than I've seen my face before.

00:22:07.000 Like when I look in the mirror, I don't see this much detail.

00:22:09.000 So it's better than eyeballs.

00:22:11.000 Relax.

00:22:12.000 And here's something interesting.

00:22:13.000 So I started not wearing makeup, right?

00:22:16.000 And the makeup chair people got kind of freaky about because I'm now threatening their entire career.

00:22:24.000 And I would say shit on the set.

00:22:27.000 See if you can go back to Lou.

00:22:29.000 I would say shit on the set, like, why are you wearing makeup?

00:22:33.000 Don't bother.

00:22:33.000 It doesn't look different.

00:22:34.000 Maybe for chicks it does, but for dudes, you don't need to wear makeup.

00:22:38.000 In fact, you shouldn't.

00:22:39.000 And they would hear me say this.

00:22:41.000 And in Michelle Malkin's book, Who Built That?

00:22:43.000 She talks about the glass boys, blower boys.

00:22:47.000 Basically, when they would make glass and bottles and stuff, there was a sort of an assembly line.

00:22:51.000 And one guy heated it up.

00:22:53.000 The other guy did the spinning.

00:22:54.000 The other guy did this.

00:22:55.000 The other guy did that.

00:22:56.000 And everyone had their trade.

00:22:57.000 But there would be inventors who would keep improving the way to make glass bottles.

00:23:03.000 And they would get their workshops burnt to the ground because they were threatening the glass boy's career.

00:23:11.000 Their entire vocation was being eradicated by an invention.

00:23:14.000 And I had never thought of that before I read that book, that inventors didn't just have to go against competition.

00:23:21.000 They had to go against people who didn't want them to improve the workforce because they'd be out of a job.

00:23:28.000 So it was often very violent to be an entrepreneur.

00:23:32.000 Anyway, so these chicks, I could tell, were kind of freaking out and they felt threatened.

00:23:41.000 I love Lou Dobbs, by the way.

00:23:42.000 Great guy.

00:23:43.000 Funny guy.

00:23:44.000 Has a ranch.

00:23:45.000 Looks like a vagina. 1.00

00:23:49.000 And I kind of got me too'd after that.

00:23:52.000 And I'm thinking now that the makeup artists were trying to fuck with me because I was threatening their job.

00:23:57.000 Because I've told you this story before, but I would be getting mic'd up and I'd always joke and I'd go, woohoo, because they go up your shirt to put your mic in.

00:24:05.000 I go, ooh, that's freezing.

00:24:08.000 And then that would make people laugh because I would be right in the girl's face. 1.00

00:24:11.000 The sound person's like right here.

00:24:12.000 And I'm like, oh, that's freezing.

00:24:14.000 And I'd scare them sometimes.

00:24:15.000 And then I'd say, at least this always did well with the chicks. 1.00

00:24:18.000 I go, at least my gynecologist warms up his, what do you call those?

00:24:22.000 Speculum or something?

00:24:23.000 I forget the word, like the tongs they use to separate your pussy, to separate your loudobs. 1.00

00:24:28.000 And I go, at least my, my gynecologist warms up his speculum with a towel first. 0.66

00:24:32.000 That would get laughs.

00:24:34.000 And then I kind of got drunk with power with the laughs.

00:24:36.000 And I said, I can feel my cunt crawling.

00:24:39.000 No, I can feel my cunt lips crawling up inside themselves. 0.99

00:24:42.000 And then like only a third of the people laughed and other people went.

00:24:47.000 The makeup woman heard me say that and went and complained to HR that I was using inappropriate language that made her feel unsafe. 1.00

00:24:54.000 Now she's clearly not unsafe by a stupid pussy joke. 1.00

00:24:57.000 But I think it's because I dared to say the truth about men and makeup.

00:25:02.000 Stop doing it.

00:25:04.000 It's ridiculous.

00:25:05.000 We're going to look back, by the way, at this and go, how embarrassing.

00:25:07.000 Like in Fox News and Hannity show, there is rows of makeup chairs, like 10. 0.99

00:25:15.000 In the Greg Gutfeld studio, there's like a whole room that's just for makeup.

00:25:21.000 And with chicks, sure. 1.00

00:25:22.000 But with dudes, no.

00:25:24.000 You look fucking stupid.

00:25:25.000 Anyway, that was way too long.

00:25:27.000 Number three, cardboard recycling is a myth.

00:25:32.000 I call bullshit on it.

00:25:34.000 There is no way it is cost effective to take my cardboard boxes, break them all down into mulch.

00:25:42.000 What?

00:25:43.000 And then what, you boil them or something?

00:25:45.000 And then you make your new cardboard?

00:25:48.000 And how is that different from paper recycling?

00:25:50.000 Why do we put cardboard separate from paper?

00:25:54.000 I call absolute bullshit on this.

00:25:56.000 This is a plant doing it, so it exists, but this is a scam that the government Is probably paying tons of money for.

00:26:02.000 There's no way this is cost-effective.

00:26:04.000 This is all just a big government scam, and it does not work.

00:26:09.000 Cardboard recycling is a myth.

00:26:12.000 Number four.

00:26:15.000 This is very unpopular, but I'm just going to say it.

00:26:17.000 Cheap towels are better than fancy towels.

00:26:22.000 You can take that to the bank.

00:26:23.000 I have a towel that I used this morning at my home.

00:26:26.000 It's so old it has a rip in it.

00:26:28.000 And if I dry too hard, the rip expands.

00:26:31.000 It is way better than the fanciest fancy towels that are in my wife's bathroom. 0.98

00:26:35.000 Fancy towels don't do the job. 0.96

00:26:37.000 They don't absorb.

00:26:39.000 I have this Jeremy Scott towel that has him on it as like a $100 bill.

00:26:44.000 It's really cheap.

00:26:44.000 It's the kind of thing you'd get at Coney Island.

00:26:46.000 Dude, I put that near me and the water leaps off my body into the towel.

00:26:51.000 But those fancy, luxurious towels, you're just rubbing water.

00:26:55.000 It's like the water turns to grease and you're just lubing yourself up.

00:26:59.000 You never get dry with fancy towels.

00:27:02.000 Number five.

00:27:05.000 You might want to use the audio for this particular one.

00:27:08.000 Let's abolish the reverse truck beeps. 0.87

00:27:11.000 I'm so fucking sick of hearing these all day, every day, in the city, in the suburbs.

00:27:18.000 Jesus Christ, I can hear one right now, and I'm not exaggerating.

00:27:21.000 I can hear one right fucking now.

00:27:24.000 And there was one near my house the other day.

00:27:27.000 It was a quarter of a mile away, and I'm sitting in my bed, and I hear that fucking sound.

00:27:33.000 What is it?

00:27:36.000 What is that for?

00:27:38.000 You're warned.

00:27:39.000 First of all, any truck that's reversing is reversing at one mile an hour.

00:27:44.000 Okay?

00:27:45.000 You could have a little kid standing right there going like this.

00:27:48.000 It could bonk him in the head.

00:27:49.000 It wouldn't even hurt.

00:27:50.000 This is to warn kids that a truck is reversing so they don't get what?

00:27:55.000 Run over?

00:27:56.000 There's a kid lying on the road?

00:27:59.000 If we abolish these completely, one child might die somewhere in the entire world.

00:28:05.000 This is where it gets unpopular.

00:28:07.000 Sorry, kid.

00:28:08.000 It's better for the world to not have to hear that fucking beep.

00:28:12.000 We're going to have some casualties.

00:28:13.000 We're going to have some, what do you call that?

00:28:15.000 Collateral damage.

00:28:17.000 But actually, I know a guy who was run over.

00:28:20.000 He watches this show.

00:28:21.000 His dad ran over his head when he was four years old.

00:28:24.000 He's fine.

00:28:25.000 It was a pickup truck.

00:28:26.000 He ran over his head.

00:28:27.000 And he does do this a lot.

00:28:29.000 But besides that, perfectly normal.

00:28:32.000 So this isn't, there's no epidemic of kids getting run over by reverse trucks.

00:28:37.000 So stop the fucking beeping.

00:28:38.000 And while we're on the subject of beeping, by the way, when you're beeping out swear words, can you go into the sequence in Premiere and make sure the volume of your beep is the same as the volume of the rest of the fucking video? 0.72

00:28:50.000 Because it's deafening.

00:28:52.000 These shit fuck bleeps.

00:28:55.000 I can't take it anymore.

00:28:58.000 I'm just done with beeps entirely.

00:29:03.000 Number six, this is another driving one.

00:29:06.000 How is it 2020 and we don't have smart traffic lights?

00:29:11.000 How the fuck did we get here?

00:29:12.000 I'm sitting in the traffic light at two in the morning the other night, way out in the burbs, totally alone, no cars for miles, and there I am, parked at a red light.

00:29:23.000 Why?

00:29:25.000 It's very, like the traffic lights catch me when I go through a yellow.

00:29:29.000 I get tickets in the mail and it says, oh, you should have stopped.

00:29:32.000 And here's your license plate.

00:29:33.000 Here's evidence of you going through a red light.

00:29:36.000 Okay, so you do have a brain.

00:29:38.000 Well, how about you use your fucking brain to go green when there's no other cars?

00:29:42.000 So it's green.

00:29:43.000 Cars are going.

00:29:44.000 A car shows up here.

00:29:46.000 The traffic light senses that there's a car there.

00:29:48.000 Uh-oh, yellow, red.

00:29:49.000 Let this car through.

00:29:51.000 Back to green.

00:29:52.000 Like they're the same that they, the same exact structure they've had for what, 100 fucking years?

00:29:59.000 Update your traffic lights.

00:30:02.000 By the way, in that video we showed, it's a guy who claims that if you are on a highway late at night and you want a light to go green, flash your brights at it and it will turn.

00:30:13.000 I don't know if that's true or not.

00:30:16.000 Number seven, on popular opinion, Bernie Madoff had no victims.

00:30:24.000 They knew what they were getting into.

00:30:27.000 I am friends with the head, the CEO of the Bank of Scotland.

00:30:31.000 You know what he said to me once?

00:30:32.000 He said, I cannot fucking break 5%.

00:30:35.000 No matter what I do.

00:30:37.000 This obviously is a smart guy who understands finance.

00:30:40.000 And he's saying with his stocks and his investments and his bonds, if he has $100, he'll make $5 a year.

00:30:46.000 And he can't seem to get that up to six bucks, seven bucks.

00:30:49.000 No one can.

00:30:50.000 5% is what pretty much everyone gets.

00:30:52.000 It fluctuates, obviously, but 5% is like a pretty good stock market portfolio.

00:30:57.000 Bernie Madoff was delivering 10% or more.

00:31:01.000 Now, nobody, ooh, look at that guy's head.

00:31:04.000 That's really unfortunate.

00:31:06.000 Nobody makes 10% and goes, wow, I guess I just have a really good investor.

00:31:12.000 They all must have known it was a scam.

00:31:14.000 And I think what happened to all these people is they jumped in, got the crazy 10%, and then jumped out.

00:31:20.000 That's what the smart ones did.

00:31:22.000 The greedy ones stayed in the barn too long after they started the fire and they got burned.

00:31:27.000 Fuck the Bernie Madoff victims.

00:31:29.000 They don't deserve anything.

00:31:31.000 They were all complicit in that scam.

00:31:35.000 Unpopular opinion number eight.

00:31:38.000 Speaking of fuck people, fuck nurses. 1.00

00:31:40.000 I'm done with these TikTok videos.

00:31:43.000 Being in the medical community is supposed to be about stoicism.

00:31:47.000 You're supposed to, a real hero is noble.

00:31:50.000 He doesn't fucking go, there's not enough supplies.

00:31:53.000 And this is women in medicine. 1.00

00:31:55.000 You know, remember your, what's it called?

00:31:57.000 Your residency?

00:31:58.000 When you start out as a doctor, you're supposed to work in ER.

00:32:01.000 Remember how tired those people would be?

00:32:03.000 Back in the 80s, it was just men doing that.

00:32:05.000 And there was no cap.

00:32:07.000 They would just work until they collapsed.

00:32:09.000 And they'd have many times, 120 hours a week was perfectly normal.

00:32:14.000 And then women got involved. 1.00

00:32:16.000 And nurses started blabbing. 0.97

00:32:18.000 And now there's a cap.

00:32:19.000 You can only do 80 hours.

00:32:21.000 You need 24 hours off every seven days.

00:32:24.000 You can only do a 30-hour shift maximum.

00:32:26.000 Women demanded all these caps because women aren't as tough As men, they can't hack it as well as men. 1.00

00:32:33.000 What is this?

00:32:33.000 Is this nurses?

00:32:36.000 I didn't really watch these clips before I sent them over.

00:32:38.000 Not sure what this has to do with nurses. 0.97

00:32:42.000 And yeah, the residency was a normal way for a doctor to begin his career.

00:32:50.000 So they were working around the clock.

00:32:52.000 These women are working around the clock and they can't stop fucking complaining about it. 1.00

00:32:55.000 And we have benefits for them and we bring them stuff.

00:32:58.000 Why are we having benefits for nurses? 1.00

00:33:00.000 They're lucky to have a job.

00:33:02.000 They're getting all of this overtime, tons of money during this time.

00:33:06.000 Well, barbers and hairdressers and pet groomers, they're all totally unemployed, making zero income.

00:33:12.000 Why are we on our hands and knees thanking people who are employed and working less hard than doctors did in the 80s?

00:33:23.000 Number nine: No more foreign names.

00:33:27.000 I'm done.

00:33:27.000 I said this on the show earlier.

00:33:29.000 Hi, Carlos.

00:33:30.000 Your name is Charles.

00:33:32.000 Is it this is James Carlos?

00:33:34.000 No, it's not.

00:33:34.000 It's James Charles.

00:33:36.000 Holara, Maras.

00:33:37.000 James Jaros aquí en bienidas a micanal de YouTube.

00:33:41.000 Después de mi video, I bought a fake James Charles palette.

00:33:44.000 Muchosedes no taron que yo po de ablar.

00:33:47.000 Needed something in the background for this.

00:33:49.000 If your name's Carlos, your name's Charles.

00:33:51.000 If your name's Juan, your name's John.

00:33:53.000 If your name's Giuseppe, your name's Joe.

00:33:56.000 I'm not saying your foreign name anymore.

00:33:58.000 And this drives me nuts about women married to foreigners. 0.99

00:34:02.000 It's uh, so me and Andres are gonna be going, no, Andres, that's who you're married to, okay?

00:34:08.000 They're so excited to have some zing in their life.

00:34:11.000 And it's never like a real ethnic, like someone from the Congo. 0.70

00:34:14.000 Me and it's always some fucking rich Cuban or Chilean who had a nanny wiping his ass his whole life. 1.00

00:34:22.000 Sorry, you don't get cultural cachet by dating a Hispanic aristocrat.

00:34:28.000 So stop saying his name weird.

00:34:30.000 You don't say Nicaragua and Argentina and Latino.

00:34:33.000 Remember that Vice reporter who was like, so you've been Latino for a long time?

00:34:40.000 It's so annoying.

00:34:42.000 Is that an unpopular opinion?

00:34:43.000 Yeah, it is.

00:34:44.000 Because people named Carlos want to be called Carlos.

00:34:47.000 No, you have an English translation to your name.

00:34:50.000 And this is number 10.

00:34:52.000 This one is very unpopular.

00:34:53.000 This one is so unpopular, I'm not even sure I believe it.

00:34:56.000 But I want to kidnap the cargo cult.

00:35:00.000 These people are in Papua New Guinea, right?

00:35:03.000 They worship planes because they saw a plane go overhead and assumed it was God.

00:35:08.000 And they build these structures.

00:35:09.000 It's a landing pad.

00:35:11.000 And I don't know what they think is happening here.

00:35:13.000 Why did the white people get picked up all the time?

00:35:16.000 But they're waiting for a plane to land on their landing pad and take them to heaven.

00:35:22.000 Let's do it.

00:35:23.000 Let's get some like Trump jet, $150 million jet.

00:35:28.000 By the way, when I said this to my seven-year-old, he goes, Trump doesn't have a nice jet.

00:35:32.000 I go, yeah, it's $150 million.

00:35:35.000 He goes, no, it's not.

00:35:36.000 It's like $2,000.

00:35:39.000 Okay.

00:35:40.000 I don't know where the fuck that came from.

00:35:41.000 But anyway, we get like the nicest jet we can find.

00:35:44.000 I don't think there's that many of them.

00:35:45.000 It looks like there's about 15.

00:35:47.000 We could probably fit them on one plane.

00:35:49.000 We drive them to Times Square, right?

00:35:52.000 With all the lights on.

00:35:53.000 Maybe arrive at night and go, here you are.

00:35:55.000 You're in heaven.

00:35:57.000 Maybe give them some money.

00:35:59.000 I'm not positive.

00:36:00.000 But is this even kidnapping?

00:36:02.000 If you are fulfilling someone's religious beliefs, I don't think it is.

00:36:06.000 I think it's a free flight.

00:36:08.000 So they land, you take them from JFK to this beautiful hotel in a limousine and put them up for a few days.

00:36:15.000 Not forever, though.

00:36:16.000 And you just give them the time square.

00:36:18.000 And the funniest part of this would be you check in on them in 10 years and you see like one lives in Seattle and works at Popeyes.

00:36:27.000 Once married, one of them became gays in the West Village.

00:36:30.000 a bartender oh another roadblock in our way oh She's very like pouty. 1.00

00:36:44.000 She doesn't look like that, but doesn't the music sound pouty?

00:36:46.000 All in the time here, please stay All the ways that I do is carry on You know who else is like that that just vanished?

00:36:59.000 What's his name?

00:37:00.000 From Chris Rock, not Chris Rock, but the guy who did the he was with Jackie Chan in those movies.

00:37:12.000 Chris Tucker.

00:37:14.000 What the fuck happened to him?

00:37:16.000 I don't know.

00:37:17.000 Like Seinfeld could have retired a million times, but he's a little woodchuck and he has to chuck wood.

00:37:21.000 Oh, he called for swift action for armad robbery.

00:37:25.000 Oh, good.

00:37:26.000 Yeah.

00:37:29.000 By the way, speaking of that, did you see there's armed black militia outside the McMichaels homes?

00:37:38.000 Home?

00:37:39.000 That's sorry, that's 2-4.

00:37:41.000 No.

00:37:42.000 Wait a minute.

00:37:43.000 Where is it now?

00:37:46.000 Shit, did I not put it in?

00:37:50.000 Wait, how do I search it?

00:37:51.000 Uh-oh.

00:37:56.000 Armed guards.

00:37:57.000 Wait, here it is.

00:37:58.000 I put it in black people. 0.98

00:38:00.000 Yeah, 1-9.

00:38:01.000 Black militia at McMichael House.

00:38:05.000 Look at this shit.

00:38:11.000 Ahmed Arbery shot himself.

00:38:14.000 He grabbed the gun and pulled it towards him.

00:38:18.000 Trying to snatch it off the guy.

00:38:22.000 What are you doing?

00:38:23.000 It's not loading.

00:38:25.000 It's not playing?

00:38:28.000 That's annoying.

00:38:29.000 It's on some weird player, huh?

00:38:31.000 Anyway, you could just show the picture.

00:38:32.000 Look, get the idea.

00:38:34.000 There are armed black militants.

00:38:37.000 Isn't it weird, by the way, how if you have a group that has white males in it, even if it's multiracial, it's verbote.

00:38:48.000 And that's why the Proud Boys were ultimately shut down in prison, because you can't have a group with white males in it, or it's a white supremacist group, and it has to be shut down.

00:38:56.000 Even though there was Jews, blacks, gays, whatever in the group.

00:38:58.000 Is.

00:39:00.000 But you can have a black motorcycle club.

00:39:02.000 You can have a black militia that goes to retired police officers' homes.

00:39:07.000 That's okay.

00:39:09.000 You have the new Black Panthers armed. 1.00

00:39:11.000 You have to be black and you have to be male to be in these groups. 1.00

00:39:13.000 Imagine you had to be white. 0.83

00:39:14.000 You had to be male to be in a group.

00:39:16.000 And they were armed.

00:39:17.000 Well, there is the Three Percenters. 0.97

00:39:19.000 No, the Three Percenters are multiracial shithead. 1.00

00:39:24.000 Strange.

00:39:26.000 But yeah, so those guys are outside of their house.

00:39:30.000 We've got Sean King threatening to kill them.

00:39:32.000 We've got Chris Tucker.

00:39:34.000 These people, you're going to get people killed with your fucking bullshit propaganda.

00:39:41.000 And you put cops in a shitty situation.

00:39:43.000 Although, you know I'm pro-cop, but we have to hold accountable cops who are being assholes.

00:39:51.000 Like, if you get told you have to go arrest someone for painting nails in their home, say no.

00:39:58.000 Remember in Virginia, the cop said, we're not going to enforce unconstitutional laws.

00:40:04.000 So if the government tells us to disarm everyone, we're not going to do it.

00:40:09.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:40:12.000 Looking for the grid picture?

00:40:13.000 Yeah, we're not talking about that.

00:40:15.000 I know I'm getting that ready because I was looking at it.

00:40:16.000 Well, I'm probably not even going to get to it.

00:40:18.000 Focus on what I'm talking about, please.

00:40:22.000 So this dude, Greg Anderson, he's a cop in Washington, which is rough.

00:40:29.000 I never thought this would be a thing, but Tacoma and Seattle are worse than Berkeley and as bad as Portland.

00:40:39.000 Washington sucks.

00:40:41.000 So anyway, this cop went on, did a little Instagram video.

00:40:45.000 I keep trying to find the original source, and all I can find is his Instagram.

00:40:45.000 It's weird.

00:40:49.000 And his Instagram video, it only has half a million.

00:40:52.000 In this video, he talks about how it, well, in the next video, he talks about how it had millions and millions of views.

00:40:57.000 I don't know what he's talking about.

00:40:58.000 Anyway.

00:40:58.000 What's the number for that?

00:40:59.000 2-4.

00:41:03.000 I assume you've all seen this by now.

00:41:05.000 But I'm going to go on a whole cop rant, so it's relevant.

00:41:08.000 You know, as a police officer, I'm compelled to make this video.

00:41:10.000 I've been in law enforcement for 10 years, and I'm speaking to my peers, other fellow officers, people in any kind of law enforcement position.

00:41:23.000 I've seen officers nationwide enforcing tyrannical orders against the people.

00:41:28.000 You can tell he's got notes on his passenger side.

00:41:30.000 He's a majority of officers, but I'm not sure anymore because every time I turn on the television, every time I look to the internet, I'm seeing people arrested or cited for going to church, for traveling on the roadways, for going surfing,

00:41:46.000 opening their businesses with their families, or doing nails out of their own house, using their own house as a place of business, and having undercover agents go there and arrest them and charge them with what?

00:42:05.000 With a crime?

00:42:06.000 I don't know what crime people are committing by doing nails in their own house, but we're seeing this more and more and more.

00:42:16.000 Right?

00:42:18.000 So he gets, well, I'll play the other video.

00:42:20.000 Check out 2.5.

00:42:22.000 He does that video.

00:42:24.000 His superiors love it.

00:42:26.000 Say, good work, man.

00:42:27.000 You're making us look good.

00:42:28.000 Now I am on a administrative leave status pending termination.

00:42:34.000 I was told by both the agency and the union that I was asked to take it down and I refused.

00:42:43.000 So that's refusing a direct order.

00:42:45.000 It's an insubordination charge and it will result in me ultimately being let go from the agency.

00:42:53.000 And I said, you know what?

00:42:54.000 If that's what you guys have to do, if that video is so bad that you want to take my career from me and you want to leave my, you know, like potentially take my ability away to provide for my family because of that video, do it.

00:43:11.000 Because I'm going to stand by.

00:43:14.000 Be brave.

00:43:15.000 Never stop fighting.

00:43:16.000 I wonder what happens to his pension after 10 years.

00:43:19.000 Does he get a half pension?

00:43:20.000 How fast your life can change in a week.

00:43:22.000 It's what happened.

00:43:25.000 I never thought would happen.

00:43:26.000 This is what I hate about our system right now.

00:43:26.000 I never thought that happened.

00:43:30.000 And it's not just the police force, but it's especially bad in the police force.

00:43:34.000 We have these assholes, the top brass, at corporations, at media institutions, at news outlets, at police force, fire department.

00:43:44.000 And they don't want to be embarrassed, not for one second.

00:43:47.000 And they don't have the balls to take any heat.

00:43:50.000 So this guy, he makes the video.

00:43:55.000 His superiors, whatever, call him and say, good job.

00:43:58.000 Then someone above them starts going, this is blowing up.

00:44:02.000 Just get rid of it.

00:44:03.000 Get it out of here.

00:44:06.000 And then he refuses, so they fire him.

00:44:09.000 I think he was fired not because he embarrassed the top brass, but because there was a risk of that.

00:44:17.000 It's the same mentality that made that ridiculous porn PSA where you get handed a piece of paper about domestic abuse.

00:44:26.000 We're just being run by, like I said yesterday, shitty magicians.

00:44:32.000 And cops are suffering.

00:44:35.000 Can we bring back the patriarchy, please?

00:44:37.000 This isn't working.

00:44:39.000 Women are ruining everything. 1.00

00:44:42.000 They've ruined hospital care.

00:44:46.000 They're ruining the police force.

00:44:48.000 Check out this video.

00:44:49.000 This guy's in Britain.

00:44:50.000 He's trying to arrest.

00:44:52.000 This is the one I sent you yesterday.

00:44:55.000 And I sent it to you as a raw follow.

00:44:57.000 There it is.

00:45:01.000 Look at the strength he's in.

00:45:06.000 So this cop has to arrest this guy who's strong, big black man. 0.99

00:45:13.000 And his only help is my baby sister.

00:45:21.000 Look, they're trying to mace him.

00:45:26.000 Wait a minute.

00:45:27.000 It's two men and one woman.

00:45:29.000 Which is another way of saying two men.

00:45:35.000 Like, look how completely, totally, and utterly useless she is. 1.00

00:45:40.000 Because of political correctness, because of feminism. 1.00

00:45:40.000 Why is she there? 1.00

00:45:43.000 Look, she's hitting him with a bat. 1.00

00:45:46.000 Not helping.

00:45:47.000 The mace didn't help.

00:45:48.000 She's got mace in her eyes now.

00:45:51.000 Look at her.

00:45:52.000 Look at this is a perfect.

00:45:53.000 Look at her.

00:45:57.000 Bunk.

00:45:58.000 Bunk.

00:45:59.000 I bet that doesn't even hurt.

00:46:00.000 He just shoves her away. 0.86

00:46:02.000 That fool.

00:46:07.000 By the way, it's illegal not to help police officers when they're in need.

00:46:12.000 You could all get fined for it.

00:46:13.000 Not a big joke.

00:46:17.000 But look at the way the police are seen there.

00:46:20.000 And he's really good.

00:46:21.000 Yeah!

00:46:21.000 Go on, son!

00:46:23.000 Go on!

00:46:24.000 Hey! 0.99

00:46:34.000 The Muslim population in Britain has nothing but disdain, not just for the police, but for the entire country. 1.00

00:46:39.000 They're not even 1% assimilated.

00:46:43.000 I went to a soccer match with Tommy Robinson in Luton, not one Muslim in the stance. 1.00

00:46:51.000 Not one.

00:46:52.000 Luton is 60% Muslim.

00:46:54.000 And you go to a Luton football game, and there's not one Muslim in the entire stance. 1.00

00:47:00.000 They're not participating in Britain.

00:47:03.000 They don't go to the pubs.

00:47:08.000 Here's another one, 2-8.

00:47:10.000 This cop was fired for beating this poor woman in handcuffs. 0.60

00:47:16.000 She kicked him. 0.94

00:47:19.000 Cops are allowed to punch people in the face when they get kicked.

00:47:22.000 That's in their training.

00:47:24.000 We can't have perps, even if it's a woman, even if it doesn't hurt, kicking you. 1.00

00:47:30.000 She's an annoying, drunk bitch. 1.00

00:47:31.000 She won't shut up and keeps kicking the door. 1.00

00:47:38.000 Oh, man, when women get drunk. 1.00

00:47:44.000 Listen to me.

00:47:45.000 Don't kick my door.

00:47:46.000 Okay.

00:47:47.000 You may have to get more away here.

00:47:49.000 Listen.

00:47:49.000 Listen now.

00:47:51.000 No.

00:47:53.000 Don't look at me like that.

00:47:56.000 Listen to me real good.

00:47:59.000 It's hurting me.

00:48:00.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:48:01.000 Yeah, shut up. 0.99

00:48:02.000 Fuck, kick me. 0.56

00:48:06.000 Thank you.

00:48:09.000 What's the problem here?

00:48:11.000 You know what we're good?

00:48:12.000 We're turning into this society Where we can both look at the same thing And have a totally different reaction It's that blue dress thing Where some see it as blue Black?

00:48:22.000 Gold?

00:48:23.000 Blue and gold.

00:48:24.000 Blue and gold.

00:48:25.000 It's the golden blue dress phenomenon.

00:48:26.000 Like, you're supposed to If I say no to a cop when he tells me to sit down, I'm going to get shoved.

00:48:36.000 If I go to kick a cop, I'm going to get punched in the face.

00:48:39.000 Duh.

00:48:43.000 What's he supposed to do?

00:48:44.000 Just go, ow.

00:48:46.000 Please stop.

00:48:49.000 She's banging on the door, kicking the door.

00:48:51.000 The cop who punched her is fired.

00:48:59.000 Here's another weird video.

00:49:01.000 2-7.

00:49:03.000 This is in Fresno, I think.

00:49:05.000 California.

00:49:06.000 California's going fucking weird.

00:49:07.000 We should just cut them loose.

00:49:10.000 I heard there's, isn't there like a fault line that goes up the whole thing?

00:49:13.000 Can we just earthquake that place away?

00:49:15.000 All right, so this is weird.

00:49:16.000 I don't know how I feel about this, but these are these code enforcers.

00:49:19.000 Just pause.

00:49:20.000 How are you doing?

00:49:21.000 These code enforcers who go and make sure everyone's six feet apart.

00:49:25.000 They go into this waffle shop to say you're violating your code.

00:49:29.000 These people think that the code enforcer guy's butting in line and they've been waiting for their waffles for like an hour or two.

00:49:36.000 So they don't let him in, so they get arrested.

00:49:41.000 It's like everyone's an asshole in this scenario.

00:49:43.000 The code enforcers and the people waiting for their fucking waffles.

00:49:47.000 the waffle shop.

00:49:55.000 If you see code enforcement come out here again, customers are active.

00:50:01.000 You wait and line like everybody else.

00:50:07.000 Make a way.

00:50:08.000 Why?

00:50:09.000 They don't have to let you in.

00:50:10.000 Yeah.

00:50:11.000 They don't have to let you in.

00:50:12.000 We don't want you in for hours.

00:50:14.000 No, we do not.

00:50:14.000 We do not.

00:50:15.000 Don't interfere with my job, OK?

00:50:17.000 Do not interfere.

00:50:19.000 So that's a cop talking.

00:50:20.000 Make a way, fuck.

00:50:21.000 Make a way.

00:50:22.000 What are you talking about?

00:50:24.000 Make a way.

00:50:27.000 No.

00:50:29.000 Old people get grumpy when you don't give them waffles. 1.00

00:50:31.000 Put your hand on your back.

00:50:38.000 So he's arresting him now.

00:50:39.000 He put a handcuff on.

00:50:40.000 You want to tase him somebody?

00:50:41.000 Get your whole ass out of here, dude. 0.71

00:50:43.000 That's all I have to.

00:50:45.000 Break your chest.

00:50:47.000 But you did assault me. 0.79

00:50:50.000 You said you assaulted him.

00:50:52.000 Yeah, I think everyone in this video, including the cop, is a total asshole.

00:50:56.000 It's an asshole convention.

00:50:59.000 I feel like a proctologist here.

00:51:01.000 Seeing assholes all day.

00:51:08.000 Okay, let's end with some good news.

00:51:11.000 Here's a based San Jose police chief who says, this is all fucking nuts.

00:51:20.000 He's got weird mannerisms.

00:51:23.000 The new reinforcement from the county here about street parades.

00:51:29.000 What is the police, San Jose police doing any differently?

00:51:34.000 What's your first reactions to this?

00:51:36.000 Well, the first reaction to this is incredibly frustrating.

00:51:39.000 You know, since this began, it seems like the goalposts are not just moving for our community, but for law enforcement.

00:51:45.000 Since day one, these orders have been ridiculously difficult to enforce.

00:51:49.000 What is that about him?

00:51:50.000 He talks like a salesman.

00:51:53.000 Well, first of all.

00:51:55.000 We're not getting anything here.

00:51:57.000 He talks like you're at B ⁇ H and you want to get A new lens.

00:52:01.000 He's like, first of all, you got to tell me what your price range is because we got a lot of lenses here and I need to focus.

00:52:08.000 You can go up to $1,500.

00:52:09.000 You can go as low as $50.

00:52:11.000 So we're going to be in totally different parts of the store depending on your budget.

00:52:16.000 It's kind of got a seminar energy.

00:52:17.000 Yeah.

00:52:18.000 We've been selling not exactly what we want to be selling.

00:52:21.000 We want to be here.

00:52:23.000 You guys are bringing it over here.

00:52:24.000 So we just got to bring it up 100%.

00:52:26.000 Let's bring those two together, guys.

00:52:27.000 All right?

00:52:28.000 Close the gap.

00:52:29.000 We got to close the gap.

00:52:30.000 And give yourselves a big hand, by the way.

00:52:34.000 Some complaints will be lies.

00:52:37.000 Ridiculously difficult to enforce.

00:52:40.000 now I don't understand.

00:52:41.000 I don't know how any police chief in this county can look at their community in the face and say while people are being released out of jails on zero bail, serious criminals, that now I feel like he should work with me at Target.

00:52:59.000 I should get him a red polo.

00:53:01.000 You're going to stop people from holding signs, riding around, and wishing individuals happy birthdays or happy graduations.

00:53:12.000 I know what it is.

00:53:13.000 The onesie is short.

00:53:15.000 Yeah, he's short and he's wearing a one-piece.

00:53:17.000 A jumper.

00:53:18.000 That's a jumper.

00:53:19.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:53:20.000 That's a jumper, dog.

00:53:22.000 You don't think that's a jumper?

00:53:24.000 No, I don't think he's wearing a fucking jumper.

00:53:26.000 I think he's wearing pants and a shirt like all cops in the world.

00:53:31.000 Holy shit.

00:53:32.000 I'm going to Google it.

00:53:34.000 He's a short guy.

00:53:35.000 That's the answer.

00:53:36.000 That's how short guys talk.

00:53:38.000 They don't take any shit and they don't put their hands in their pockets.

00:53:41.000 They put their hands on their hips and they say, you got a problem?

00:53:43.000 Say it to my face.

00:53:44.000 I will fucking take you out right here, right now.

00:53:51.000 Ryan is currently Googling to see if he's right that the police in San Jose wear boiler suits, jumpers, a one-piece.

00:54:01.000 That's how retarded he is. 1.00

00:54:04.000 He is basically in charge of telling celebrities what PSAs to make and where.

00:54:11.000 It's called a snug-fitting shirt, dude.

00:54:13.000 Yeah, we're shirt stays, perhaps, but...

00:54:18.000 Phew.

00:54:18.000 Thank you.

00:54:25.000 Don't you have those?

00:54:27.000 Shirtstays, yeah.

00:54:28.000 You know who wears that?

00:54:29.000 Remember the Independence on Fox Business, the black guy? 0.98

00:54:32.000 Taliban? 0.85

00:54:33.000 What the hell was his name?

00:54:35.000 Fox Business?

00:54:36.000 The Independence.

00:54:38.000 What the fuck was his name?

00:54:39.000 That's embarrassing.

00:54:40.000 He's a friend of mine.

00:54:41.000 There's a weird thing about this show.

00:54:43.000 When you get on in front of a mic, names just fall out of your head.

00:54:46.000 We will stop recording and it'll come boom.

00:54:49.000 Just look up Fox Business, FBN, The Independence.

00:54:57.000 What the hell was his name?

00:54:58.000 Over to the right, there's all the show names.

00:55:01.000 He had his own show?

00:55:02.000 No, he was The Independence was a show that had Kennedy, Matt Walsh, and Camille Harris.

00:55:11.000 That's his name.

00:55:13.000 Something like that.

00:55:14.000 Camille Bell?

00:55:16.000 Camille.

00:55:16.000 That was it.

00:55:17.000 All right.

00:55:18.000 Sorry, folks.

00:55:18.000 That was shitty.

00:55:19.000 Is this a good show?

00:55:21.000 Was unpopular opinions too silly?

00:55:23.000 Are we being too silly?

00:55:24.000 Is there not enough substance?

00:55:26.000 I'm feeling insecure.

00:55:28.000 Let's talk about.

00:55:30.000 Oh, man.

00:55:31.000 This morning, let's talk about race, shall we?

00:55:37.000 This morning, I asked Alexa, what's the weather?

00:55:39.000 Told me the weather.

00:55:40.000 I said, what's happening?

00:55:42.000 What's up?

00:55:42.000 If you say that to Alexa, they give the news.

00:55:44.000 It's so fucking left-wing.

00:55:46.000 I think it's NPR they give first.

00:55:47.000 They give Fox News eventually, but you have to listen to maybe five minutes of leftist drivel.

00:55:52.000 But when you ask Alexa the news right now today, it says Trump still hasn't shown his tax returns.

00:56:02.000 ObamaGate was trending on Twitter with something like 35 million views, and then TrumpGate, or whatever they're calling it, had something like 3,000.

00:56:15.000 Like his tax returns?

00:56:18.000 Are we really going to go back to that?

00:56:20.000 Is that going to be your new focus now that Russia is totally over?

00:56:24.000 How about talking about Obama and the fact that he invented Russia Gate?

00:56:30.000 He invented all of this shit.

00:56:32.000 How about his illegal spying?

00:56:34.000 How about Obama putting Flynn in prison based on a gripe because he doesn't like Trump?

00:56:40.000 How is that not the top story?

00:56:42.000 Trump's tax returns?

00:56:43.000 They better get shown before November.

00:56:46.000 It's just DNC talking points.

00:56:48.000 I'm listening to the DNC's PR firm at this point.

00:56:52.000 They hate Trump so much.

00:56:53.000 Did you see the cool meme that's going around?

00:56:57.000 The 1.7 about, I want to start making these.

00:57:03.000 Is this an app you use?

00:57:06.000 Or do you have to go frame by frame?

00:57:07.000 There is income.

00:57:20.000 Let the ObamaGate news cycle begin.

00:57:22.000 Everyone buckle up.

00:57:26.000 Apparently not.

00:57:27.000 Apparently it's all about Trump's tax returns.

00:57:32.000 And did you see this that he angrily exits the press conference?

00:57:35.000 Sometimes I got my news from Reddit, and it's very biased.

00:57:39.000 You've said many times that the US is doing How long is the whole clip?

00:57:50.000 It's only a minute.

00:57:51.000 Yeah, I just wonder how long into the questioning he...

00:57:55.000 Any other country when it comes to testing?

00:57:58.000 Yes.

00:57:59.000 Why does that matter?

00:58:01.000 Why is this a global competition to you if every day Americans are still losing their lives and we're still seeing more cases?

00:58:09.000 How is this a question?

00:58:12.000 Like they want it, they say the new angle, and again, PR firm for the DNC, the new angle is that Trump is getting Americans killed and we shouldn't elect him because he's responsible for tens of thousands of deaths.

00:58:24.000 Trump comes back with, it's a global pandemic.

00:58:28.000 Why am I the bad guy?

00:58:30.000 And then you have Tim Heidecker having a panic attack on his podcast saying, Because you're supposed to protect us.

00:58:35.000 I don't care about the other countries.

00:58:37.000 This is our fucking country, and you should have protected it.

00:58:40.000 You should have made me safe, daddy.

00:58:43.000 Sorry, it's a global pandemic.

00:58:44.000 People die.

00:58:45.000 Not that many people have died.

00:58:47.000 It's not that big of a deal.

00:58:48.000 It's totally overblown.

00:58:50.000 So then the reporter goes, I got to get away from global.

00:58:53.000 I need to focus on American deaths and make Trump into a genocide.

00:58:59.000 Make COVID into a genocide.

00:59:00.000 Make Trump into this fascist dictator that killed tens of thousands of people.

00:59:03.000 He's Hitler. 0.95

00:59:04.000 It's good for the Hitler narrative. 0.98

00:59:05.000 So she says, don't make this a global thing.

00:59:09.000 And it gets better.

00:59:11.000 Every day.

00:59:12.000 Well, they're losing their lives everywhere in the world.

00:59:15.000 And maybe that's a question you should ask China.

00:59:19.000 Don't ask me.

00:59:20.000 Ask China that question, okay?

00:59:21.000 When you ask them that question, you may get a very unusual answer.

00:59:25.000 Yes, behind you, please.

00:59:30.000 Sir, why are you saying that to me specifically?

00:59:33.000 I'm telling you, I'm not saying it specifically to anybody.

00:59:35.000 I'm saying it to anybody that would ask a nasty question.

00:59:39.000 Please go ahead.

00:59:39.000 Just pause.

00:59:40.000 Asians, you're not invited to racism.

00:59:43.000 Okay?

00:59:44.000 Stop trying to get involved.

00:59:46.000 Someone said Ching Chong once.

00:59:48.000 Sorry.

00:59:49.000 Fat people get worse insults.

00:59:51.000 People with like a weird mole get more insults.

00:59:54.000 It's not a thing.

00:59:55.000 You're doing better than every other ethnic group in the country. 1.00

00:59:58.000 You don't get to cry racism.

00:59:59.000 Sorry.

01:00:00.000 You're not invited.

01:00:01.000 Blacks. 1.00

01:00:03.000 I'll hear you out.

01:00:04.000 You've got a history there.

01:00:06.000 Things aren't going great for you generally.

01:00:08.000 I'm open to hear some of your complaints occasionally.

01:00:14.000 Jews, maybe in Israel, maybe in the Middle East, but anti-Semitism here in America is not really a thing.

01:00:25.000 And if it is a thing, it's mostly just black people who are misinformed about Jewish peoples.

01:00:31.000 So you're not invited either.

01:00:34.000 Indians, no. 1.00

01:00:35.000 Sorry, guys, no.

01:00:36.000 Your doctors, your lawyers, no.

01:00:39.000 If you're doing well, you can't complain.

01:00:42.000 All right, go ahead.

01:00:43.000 So she's making it about her.

01:00:45.000 He thinks he's making a racist allegation.

01:00:47.000 Hey, you, it's your fault because you're Chinese. 1.00

01:00:50.000 You really think Trump is saying that?

01:00:51.000 No.

01:00:52.000 He's been saying China.

01:00:53.000 Yeah.

01:00:54.000 She thinks he's making a comment about her.

01:00:57.000 Right.

01:00:58.000 Go back to China. 0.98

01:01:00.000 Maybe you should ask your countrymen.

01:01:02.000 I'm not saying it specifically to anybody.

01:01:04.000 I'm saying it to anybody that would ask a nasty question like this.

01:01:08.000 Please go ahead.

01:01:09.000 Why does it matter?

01:01:10.000 Okay.

01:01:11.000 Anybody else?

01:01:12.000 Please, go ahead in the back, please.

01:01:14.000 I have two questions.

01:01:14.000 No, it's okay.

01:01:15.000 But you pointed to me.

01:01:16.000 I have two questions, Mr. Next.

01:01:18.000 Next, please.

01:01:20.000 You called on me.

01:01:21.000 I did.

01:01:22.000 You didn't respond, and now I'm calling on the young lady in the back, please. 1.00

01:01:26.000 I just wanted to let my colleague finish.

01:01:27.000 We can ask you.

01:01:28.000 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.

01:01:30.000 Appreciate it.

01:01:31.000 Thank you very much.

01:01:33.000 See why I'm so sexist?

01:01:37.000 I'm meeting a lot of sexist women, by the way. 1.00

01:01:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:01:41.000 Like when I talk to some of my female friends, I'll send them that clip or something, and I'll say like, you people are getting on my fucking nerves.

01:01:49.000 And they'll text me back, believe me, they're getting on my nerves too.

01:01:54.000 We're getting on my nerves.

01:01:57.000 I think I met three women that weren't sexist in my life. 1.00

01:02:02.000 They all claim that women suck. 1.00

01:02:04.000 Every time I say something anti-Semitic or racist, it's because I learned it from a Jewish person or a black person. 1.00

01:02:10.000 Speaking of black people, what's this, 18A?

01:02:16.000 Oh yeah, this is interesting.

01:02:17.000 So I did get, I am getting to the grid.

01:02:19.000 I'm watching TV last night, and I'm in my study.

01:02:24.000 So my TV is small.

01:02:26.000 This is the grid picture I said I might not get to.

01:02:29.000 Yeah, no, there it is.

01:02:30.000 So it's a commercial for, I don't know what the fuck.

01:02:33.000 It's Zoom or something.

01:02:34.000 And they're showing a Zoom conference call.

01:02:36.000 And it's about people who have been suffering through the pandemic.

01:02:41.000 And the ugly black bald lady right there, ladies, who told you it's okay to be bald? 1.00

01:02:50.000 That's like Bill Cosby's wife. 0.99

01:02:53.000 She looks like a burn victim. 1.00

01:02:55.000 Ladies, never ever go bald. 1.00

01:02:57.000 Men don't want to. 0.81

01:02:58.000 I put Rogaine in my hair every morning.

01:03:00.000 It's probably not even working because I'm scared of going bald and I'm married.

01:03:04.000 Nothing.

01:03:05.000 There's no real problem with that.

01:03:06.000 I just don't like the way it looks.

01:03:07.000 It looks funny.

01:03:08.000 But women? 1.00

01:03:09.000 Anyway, in that commercial, she says, I just had to lay off 3,000 people.

01:03:15.000 And I thought, you laid off 3,000 people?

01:03:18.000 Really?

01:03:20.000 You're the manager?

01:03:23.000 And so I looked it up, and there's a diner chain called McNamanus.

01:03:30.000 McManimans?

01:03:32.000 I've never heard of it before, but it's very popular, I guess, in the West Coast.

01:03:35.000 I don't even know where.

01:03:36.000 It looks kind of Seattle-y.

01:03:39.000 They laid off 3,000 employees, right?

01:03:43.000 Very sad.

01:03:44.000 And then I looked up the guy.

01:03:46.000 Who is the CEO?

01:03:47.000 Who is the main guy at McManaman's?

01:03:52.000 Have you heard of McManaman's?

01:03:53.000 No.

01:03:53.000 I know there's people who live in McManaman's areas that are freaking out right now.

01:03:58.000 It's fucking McManaman's.

01:03:59.000 Really?

01:04:00.000 I've been going there my whole life.

01:04:01.000 How do you not know McManamin's?

01:04:04.000 Calm down.

01:04:05.000 Different chains are prominent in different parts of the country.

01:04:10.000 In-and-Out burger is not very prevalent here, nor is Chick-fil-A.

01:04:14.000 There are smatterings.

01:04:15.000 They wouldn't care if Stewart's closed.

01:04:17.000 We only have one Muya burger out here.

01:04:19.000 Calm down.

01:04:20.000 I've never heard of your fucking diner before.

01:04:22.000 But look at the guy.

01:04:23.000 This guy laid off 3,000 people.

01:04:26.000 Now, here's the strange philosophical question.

01:04:29.000 And it's weird because I have these epiphanies after some booze.

01:04:32.000 I've been drinking to blackout every night, by the way.

01:04:34.000 I read my texts in the morning as a stranger wrote them.

01:04:38.000 They're very nice.

01:04:39.000 I'm a very charming, lovable guy.

01:04:42.000 You're a good drunk.

01:04:43.000 Who cares a lot about people?

01:04:44.000 There's no fuck you're.

01:04:46.000 Anyway, I'm looking at this and I'm like, okay, so that's what I picture when you say, I laid off 3,000 people, right?

01:04:53.000 That's the pattern.

01:04:55.000 But here's what I don't get.

01:04:58.000 Why did that commercial Say, have a black woman for that. 1.00

01:05:02.000 I laid off 3,000 customers today.

01:05:06.000 This is where it gets kind of trippy because the commercial is trying to sell something.

01:05:10.000 So it wants to appeal to us.

01:05:12.000 So it's not a case of like the government setting up an affirmative action program where they give this black woman an opportunity.

01:05:21.000 This is someone trying to appeal to us.

01:05:25.000 So we, as a culture, don't like that the guy, that powerful, successful CEOs and business people tend to be white males.

01:05:35.000 We don't like that.

01:05:36.000 They'd rather see a black woman as, you know, the founder of Vice and the person who started this site. 1.00

01:05:44.000 Why is that?

01:05:46.000 I can't quite figure it out.

01:05:49.000 It might be there's this black failure-white guilt dichotomy in America that I noticed when I moved here in 99 because I was coming from an English-French dichotomy.

01:05:59.000 And it was strange to me to see this.

01:06:01.000 Everyone's so worried about black performance.

01:06:05.000 And I think we don't want to accept that businessmen tend to be white males.

01:06:11.000 I don't know why.

01:06:12.000 I guess we wish it wasn't so.

01:06:15.000 I don't know.

01:06:15.000 I'm thinking out loud here.

01:06:17.000 Maybe you can help me.

01:06:18.000 I just found it so strange because everyone who sees that black woman goes, I laid off 3,000 people today. 0.72

01:06:24.000 You go, oh.

01:06:25.000 So you're one of three black women who has that many employees in the country as opposed to the 50,000 white males who have 3,000 employees? 1.00

01:06:36.000 I mean, it's incongruous, right?

01:06:38.000 But I guess it feels good.

01:06:41.000 I guess it feels good.

01:06:42.000 Every TV show has to have a black surgeon. 0.98

01:06:44.000 Every time they go, doctor, what are my chances?

01:06:46.000 He's always a black guy. 1.00

01:06:48.000 The Simpsons, they make the doctor black.

01:06:52.000 They make Lisa Simpson smart. 1.00

01:06:53.000 They make Maggie Simpson cool. 1.00

01:06:55.000 Homer's a retard. 0.99

01:06:56.000 Why is that?

01:06:58.000 Why does it appeal to us to shit on white males and trivialize their success?

01:07:03.000 I'm not complaining.

01:07:04.000 I'm genuinely curious.

01:07:05.000 I'm not bragging.

01:07:08.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

01:07:10.000 Did you make me that, did you make me that, you hurt me today?

01:07:14.000 No, no, not yet.

01:07:15.000 That hurts me.

01:07:16.000 Put that in your notes.

01:07:18.000 Yeah, it's in my notes.

01:07:19.000 Oh.

01:07:21.000 By the way, we'll also be putting on YouTube the interview with Caesar.

01:07:28.000 We did a fake interview.

01:07:31.000 All right, speaking of black people, I got two more stories that are black.

01:07:36.000 I have a section in my notes called Black People today.

01:07:41.000 This cheap black lady is really amusing to me and she's very attractive. 1.00

01:07:54.000 I do believe that laundry detergent does run a scam on people.

01:07:58.000 I learned how to conserve my detergent by my method at work, drawing blood.

01:08:04.000 The measurements are very precise.

01:08:07.000 Why did she put on surgical glasses? 1.00

01:08:08.000 Was that just for the joke?

01:08:12.000 Hey, here's a question.

01:08:14.000 You know how we were talking yesterday about, you can just play that in the background.

01:08:16.000 She's just a cheap lady. 1.00

01:08:18.000 That's why you like her.

01:08:20.000 It's got her sensibilities.

01:08:20.000 Yeah.

01:08:21.000 Oh, check out this.

01:08:23.000 She gathers the lint from her dryer and uses it as cotton swabs and to put on makeup because it's clean.

01:08:31.000 Oh, my.

01:08:33.000 I don't know why I find this woman so amusing. 1.00

01:08:35.000 First off, because it's clean.

01:08:37.000 Secondly, I don't have to buy cotton swabs.

01:08:39.000 So I use it to remove my nail polish, my makeup.

01:08:43.000 I'm using it.

01:08:44.000 How much are cotton swabs?

01:08:45.000 She's like a doomsday break.

01:08:46.000 It's probably $1.50 for a huge bag.

01:08:49.000 They last forever, don't they?

01:08:52.000 Every time someone's cheap, I think, how much?

01:08:54.000 Like, my parents won't use their dishwasher.

01:08:57.000 They only wash dishes in the sink because it's a waste of money. 0.97

01:08:59.000 I'm like, how much, though?

01:09:00.000 Like, what are we talking about?

01:09:03.000 Is it $1.89 a year?

01:09:05.000 I'll pay that.

01:09:06.000 I got that on me.

01:09:07.000 By using just one light bulb that she moves from room to room, she saves more than $60 a month on her electric dish.

01:09:14.000 Oh, that's not bad.

01:09:15.000 That's a substantial amount of money.

01:09:17.000 $60 a month, that's not bad.

01:09:18.000 But when you turn off the light bulb, it's still hot.

01:09:21.000 So I guess she turns it off, sits there in the dark for a while.

01:09:24.000 That's a cool day.

01:09:24.000 Maybe has an oven mitt.

01:09:25.000 Or another glove.

01:09:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:09:28.000 That's like good.

01:09:29.000 But wait a minute.

01:09:30.000 Here's something racist.

01:09:32.000 You could say that before.

01:09:34.000 People always try to find the silver lining.

01:09:36.000 I always try to find the racist lining.

01:09:38.000 But we were talking yesterday about how women with makeup should get a lower score.

01:09:42.000 And women without makeup, you have to account for that. 1.00

01:09:44.000 What about when a woman's wearing a wig? 1.00

01:09:47.000 Like, this clearly isn't her hair.

01:09:48.000 And it's beautiful, it's sandy blonde.

01:09:53.000 Does that affect the score?

01:09:54.000 Do you want to think that's real?

01:09:55.000 This is ridiculous, but I do it because I love Stephanie.

01:09:58.000 You think that's her hair, Ryan?

01:10:00.000 No.

01:10:00.000 In our house, we have what we call navy showers.

01:10:06.000 I'm not allowed to take long showers because Stephanie wants to save water for the water bill.

01:10:11.000 I go in, turn water on, bleach my body off.

01:10:16.000 Cut the water off.

01:10:18.000 Lather your body down.

01:10:20.000 Make sure you get every area so you don't miss anything, but you can't come back to it.

01:10:25.000 Turn it back on.

01:10:26.000 Let me just soap off my body.

01:10:27.000 Yeah, I'm going to try that.

01:10:29.000 But you've got to get the temperature right again.

01:10:29.000 I don't.

01:10:32.000 Yeah, that does kind of stink.

01:10:34.000 And how much money are you saving?

01:10:43.000 So I guess the less you take out of the boiler, the less it has to heat.

01:10:46.000 But isn't it already like I don't, I want I want to have an economist and an engineer take apart this video piece by piece and tell me exactly what she's saving.

01:10:55.000 Because I bet if she just worked one hour more a month, that obliterates everything. 0.98

01:11:00.000 It's like my dad is so fucking cheap with his canned food and he drinks old Milwaukee.

01:11:05.000 He doesn't put it in the fridge.

01:11:06.000 It's in a drawer.

01:11:07.000 Like in the kitchen drawer, you pull up a drawer, this warm old Milwaukee can.

01:11:11.000 Oh my God.

01:11:12.000 And then he'll be fucking with his mutual funds and he'll lose 50 grand.

01:11:17.000 And I'm like, dad, that you, because I don't look at my stocks more than once every like year and a half.

01:11:24.000 And I'll see massive nightmares that I didn't experience and I'm back up.

01:11:29.000 And he'll panic and move shit around.

01:11:31.000 And I go, Dad, that move obliterated an entire lifetime of penny pinching just with that one little click, that one little sell.

01:11:42.000 So, is it worth it?

01:11:46.000 This is my favorite part that's coming out.

01:11:48.000 Full body.

01:11:50.000 Like, I'm a grown-ass man.

01:11:52.000 I should be able to just get in there, take a manly shower.

01:11:56.000 Turn it off.

01:11:57.000 That's a water build down.

01:11:59.000 Stephanie found a way to make sure Patrick sticks to a two-minute shower. 0.98

01:12:04.000 Right now, Patrick!

01:12:09.000 Stephanie has a baby monger. 0.53

01:12:12.000 I can still hear you.

01:12:15.000 My family feels that my cheekskate ways are out of there, but I don't really care. 0.98

01:12:22.000 Okay, this part I really don't get.

01:12:25.000 She reuses water.

01:12:27.000 That's a plastic fork and a boiling pot of water.

01:12:29.000 Yeah, she uses disposable cutlery and paper plates, which that seems like a waste of money. 1.00

01:12:34.000 But look at this.

01:12:34.000 That doesn't make sense.

01:12:37.000 What is that?

01:12:38.000 That spaghetti water is from a previous spaghetti.

01:12:42.000 So, you know, when you rinse it out, she saves that.

01:12:44.000 So it's really starchy water.

01:12:48.000 Damn it.

01:12:50.000 By cutting on the water and putting more water in the pot, dumping it, and then doing it all over again.

01:12:55.000 This is the Kate.

01:12:56.000 Just pause.

01:12:57.000 This is what really confuses me here.

01:12:59.000 There's a kid about to eat that.

01:13:00.000 Water?

01:13:01.000 Cold water?

01:13:02.000 That doesn't cost anything.

01:13:04.000 No.

01:13:05.000 No, it doesn't.

01:13:06.000 You had an argument with the shower.

01:13:07.000 I sort of get that because he's using a lot of hot water.

01:13:10.000 Sure.

01:13:10.000 Heating water, I guess, costs some pennies.

01:13:13.000 But water out of your tap?

01:13:15.000 It's not fucking gold.

01:13:17.000 They don't charge you for that.

01:13:19.000 You're free raining.

01:13:20.000 Lady, take some of the money you saved and buy a fucking table. 1.00

01:13:23.000 They're eating on the floor.

01:13:24.000 Look, she's got lawn furniture as furniture. 1.00

01:13:27.000 Navy showers, Japanese dinners.

01:13:29.000 I'll change it in due time.

01:13:31.000 Just don't rush me.

01:13:32.000 Because the more you accent that, the longer I have to keep it.

01:13:34.000 She still has to heat up the water, too.

01:13:35.000 She's kind of a bitch. 1.00

01:13:36.000 I'm falling into love with her.

01:13:38.000 I'll never ask that in.

01:13:40.000 Wait, Libby, what?

01:13:41.000 He's so good.

01:13:42.000 What did he act?

01:13:43.000 When are you going to change that water?

01:13:44.000 When are you going to change the spin water?

01:13:46.000 In due time.

01:13:46.000 Just don't rush me.

01:13:47.000 Because the more you ask me that, the longer I have to keep it.

01:13:51.000 Hey, he said, ask.

01:13:53.000 Is it good?

01:13:54.000 That's good.

01:13:55.000 I have to keep it.

01:13:56.000 That means Pacific Northwest.

01:13:59.000 Is it good?

01:14:00.000 It is?

01:14:01.000 Yeah, I'm starving.

01:14:02.000 I haven't eaten in 20 hours.

01:14:04.000 Whatever you don't eat, I'm going to say.

01:14:06.000 I am able to make the most of every food and drink that we have in this night.

01:14:13.000 What is that?

01:14:14.000 It's like two drops.

01:14:16.000 Oh, no.

01:14:17.000 If it doesn't get all drunk up, I pour it back.

01:14:19.000 If it doesn't get all slopped up, I put it back in its container.

01:14:23.000 I'm going to save this pasta sauce for the next spaghetti dinner.

01:14:26.000 Does she wash it? 0.95

01:14:27.000 This is just giving ideas to other cheapskids too.

01:14:30.000 When they watch it for them, they'll be like, oh, shit.

01:14:32.000 But it's the monetary value of that.

01:14:34.000 I don't understand.

01:14:37.000 Like, how much is two drops of spaghetti sauce worth?

01:14:40.000 It's just childhood abuse.

01:14:42.000 It's like another thing my parents do is the gas tank is always just an E because they don't fill it up the whole way.

01:14:49.000 It's a waste of money.

01:14:51.000 So they'll put in like five bucks.

01:14:53.000 And I go, but over the course of this car's lifetime, it's the same amount of gas.

01:14:59.000 You're not using less gas.

01:15:02.000 My mom was the opposite.

01:15:03.000 She would like the, it would be halfway full and then she'd put more so it never went below halfway.

01:15:08.000 And I had to convince her because she was spending so much money unnecessarily.

01:15:12.000 She never went below half tank.

01:15:13.000 So I was like, mom, there's old gas and when you keep the old gas in there, it's going to mess up your car.

01:15:18.000 So you shouldn't.

01:15:19.000 So you lied.

01:15:20.000 Because that's something you might believe.

01:15:20.000 Yeah.

01:15:22.000 And Ryan, you're just contradicting what I just said.

01:15:26.000 Having the needle anywhere is the same price.

01:15:29.000 Yeah, I tried to get her to drain it, though.

01:15:32.000 Yeah, but then you have to fill it up again, dumbass.

01:15:34.000 No, but here's the thing.

01:15:35.000 We didn't have a lot of money.

01:15:36.000 So like she'd be spending money on filling gas to keep it above half. 0.96

01:15:41.000 Yeah, that's the same amount of money, dude.

01:15:44.000 You can't overspend on a tank.

01:15:47.000 Do you understand the physics of this?

01:15:49.000 You can either spend a dollar a day keeping it here or you can fill it.

01:15:53.000 And then if you're keeping it full, that's still a dollar a day.

01:15:56.000 No, no, I get, yeah, I get it.

01:15:57.000 I get it.

01:15:58.000 It's just we could have waited.

01:15:59.000 If we didn't have to wait.

01:16:01.000 We could have waited to get more money.

01:16:02.000 Okay, time.

01:16:03.000 It does take time, but money is the same.

01:16:06.000 Money is.

01:16:07.000 Money is the same.

01:16:08.000 Reminds me one time I, now I got my parents on my mind, my dad, he got so fucking angry.

01:16:15.000 Like he blew his top.

01:16:18.000 I think he punched a hole in the wall.

01:16:19.000 But I said, I was being as dumb as you just were right there.

01:16:24.000 And I don't lose my temper because I don't care if you live or die.

01:16:27.000 But if your son is that stupid, it must be infuriating.

01:16:29.000 So I said, so, dad, every single time you flip a coin, it can be heads or tails.

01:16:34.000 Obviously.

01:16:36.000 But say you had heads 10 times in a row.

01:16:40.000 You know a tail is coming.

01:16:42.000 And he goes, what?

01:16:43.000 I go, come on.

01:16:44.000 Like, say 10 heads in a row?

01:16:47.000 The odds are much higher.

01:16:48.000 It's going to be tails soon.

01:16:50.000 And he just goes, coins don't have a fucking memory.

01:16:54.000 That's a good point.

01:16:56.000 Did he really run around the house screaming, ah, when he saw your tattoo?

01:17:02.000 Yeah.

01:17:04.000 He was writhing on the floor.

01:17:05.000 This one.

01:17:07.000 It's in my book, but my brother saw it.

01:17:09.000 And I go, mom and dad come from a working class background.

01:17:12.000 Only criminals have tattoos in 60s Glasgow.

01:17:16.000 So just don't tell them about this.

01:17:18.000 And then in the kitchen, he goes, I have a, this is all filmed.

01:17:23.000 No.

01:17:24.000 This whole thing is filmed.

01:17:25.000 Him running around the house.

01:17:26.000 Oh, my actual dad, I flew him in to appear in the, I play him, but at the end, he sees me naked and I'm standing there and my brother is wearing the same clothes that he wore that day.

01:17:37.000 So they're all torn because he's huge now.

01:17:39.000 And he just looks at my tattoos and he goes, fucking ridiculous.

01:17:42.000 But I play my dad in the Death of Cool, the movie, and no one will ever see it.

01:17:47.000 Damn it.

01:17:48.000 Because they want $650,000.

01:17:50.000 Can we watch it with the watermark?

01:17:52.000 Yeah, but they're so dubious of me that I've had a few investors who have got a copy, but your email is right across the middle, like covering the whole screen.

01:18:02.000 And it's sort of like transparent, but you can still, it's really distracting.

01:18:08.000 And then my brother comes in.

01:18:10.000 Sorry, I've told this story a million times.

01:18:11.000 My brother comes in and he goes, I have a secret, and I go, Shut up.

01:18:14.000 I grab his hand, I go, No, you don't.

01:18:16.000 And he goes, Ow, relax.

01:18:17.000 I'm not going to tell them.

01:18:19.000 So he told them, and then my dad went, ah, and ran around the entire house, every room, down the stairs, up the stairs.

01:18:30.000 And then he ended on my neck and was strangling me to death, but without touching my neck.

01:18:34.000 So he was like, this, like, ah.

01:18:40.000 And then your mom was at your angle. 0.98

01:18:41.000 Then my mother took off all her clothes.

01:18:44.000 She took off her sweatshirt.

01:18:45.000 So just her bra with her huge tits and her sweatpants. 1.00

01:18:50.000 And then she got on her knees and prayed to me and said, tell me you regret it, son.

01:18:54.000 Tell me you regret it.

01:18:56.000 Like, and cleaning my clothes.

01:18:58.000 Like, it was biblical.

01:18:59.000 Like, I was Jesus and she was cleaning, tell me you regret it, son.

01:19:02.000 Tell me you regret it.

01:19:03.000 Holy crap.

01:19:04.000 And then he says, get out before I do something I regret.

01:19:09.000 I was like, with pleasure.

01:19:10.000 I'd already moved out at that point, so I was just visiting.

01:19:13.000 I was like, I'll happily head home now.

01:19:15.000 Thank you.

01:19:16.000 Holy moes. 1.00

01:19:19.000 So that lady was funny. 1.00

01:19:21.000 One last black thing.

01:19:22.000 I hadn't seen this before, but it was Larry Wilmore, painfully unfunny, affirmative action hire who had his own show, despite being about as funny as a nuclear war, to quote Simon LeBon.

01:19:36.000 And he was saying how he got flack recently for having Ben Shapiro on his podcast, but he's so brave and open-minded that he doesn't have a problem with Ben Shapiro.

01:19:48.000 We should be able to talk to him.

01:19:49.000 Ben Shapiro is, I like him, but he's the most milquetoast conservative.

01:19:53.000 I don't even see how you could disagree with anything he has to say.

01:19:57.000 He's the least controversial conservative in the world.

01:20:01.000 And Larry Wilmore thinks he's brave.

01:20:03.000 And then he goes, just to be clear, I do not extend this open-mindedness to a Nazi like Milo Yiannopoulos.

01:20:12.000 After Yiannopoulos called him stupid to his face, Wilmore said that what Marr wouldn't, straight up telling him, go fuck yourself.

01:20:22.000 By the way, every time you read Daily Beast or Vice and it's about a black person, they sound like they're talking about Jesus. 0.99

01:20:28.000 Like it is so reverent, it's embarrassing.

01:20:30.000 They just kiss their ass and it's just not interesting.

01:20:34.000 Like that dude who's in the dick meme.

01:20:37.000 Remember that?

01:20:38.000 Some vice journalist wrote about that and he's like a disgusting loser who died young and he did porn.

01:20:45.000 And they're like, people in his community would talk about his great bear hugs.

01:20:52.000 Imagine them saying that about a conservative.

01:20:54.000 Ben Shapiro was known for his bear hugs.

01:20:57.000 During the overtime segment of a 2017 episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, Wilma found himself seated at the same table as Milo Yiannapoul.

01:21:06.000 In an earlier one-on-one interview, Maher essentially seated the stage to the infamous alt-right troll, giving him a platform to spout his hateful rhetoric more or less unchallenged.

01:21:20.000 I thought that was a really interesting sentence.

01:21:23.000 Seated the stage, gave him a platform, hateful rhetoric.

01:21:30.000 You see, you can just tell what the author, who's the author of that shitty article, what they think of free speech.

01:21:37.000 You can just read it between the lines.

01:21:39.000 They think...

01:21:41.000 I bet he's diminutive.

01:21:45.000 They think that free speech has its limits.

01:21:48.000 And I shouldn't have censored.tv.

01:21:50.000 I shouldn't have this because it's a platform to spout the rhetoric.

01:21:54.000 They used to say, everyone has free speech.

01:21:57.000 Fight bad ideas with good ideas.

01:21:59.000 Oh, look at really unfortunate balding.

01:22:04.000 Look at that one with the glasses. 0.74

01:22:05.000 Oh my gosh.

01:22:07.000 Let's give it up, dude.

01:22:09.000 Well, he gets his revenge on his keyboard.

01:22:10.000 He's giving his forehead a platform for...

01:22:14.000 He's not a platform.

01:22:16.000 That's a landing pad.

01:22:20.000 Holy camoles.

01:22:22.000 Anyway.

01:22:23.000 Yeah.

01:22:24.000 So they realize that they can't debate us.

01:22:27.000 So now they say, well, the reason I don't want him to have a speech, not because I'm scared of ideas.

01:22:30.000 I'm not some fucking balding pussy who's scared of ideas.

01:22:34.000 No.

01:22:34.000 Okay, then what is it?

01:22:38.000 You shouldn't give hate a platform.

01:22:41.000 And if you allow someone on your show, like if Joe Rogan allows me in his show, then he's seeding the stage to me and letting my hateful rhetoric go unchallenged.

01:22:53.000 See, when I said on Joe Rogan's show, Muslims have an inbreeding problem, there's no argument for that. 1.00

01:22:59.000 You can't say, no, they don't.

01:23:01.000 It's just a fact.

01:23:02.000 It's a hate fact.

01:23:05.000 So you can't say we let Gavin on because we can't challenge him on things that are true.

01:23:11.000 So let's not seed the stage.

01:23:13.000 Let's not give him a platform.

01:23:16.000 Anyway, I've forgotten about Milo and Bilmar.

01:23:19.000 It's a fun little clip to revisit because Larry and Wilmore just gets destroyed.

01:23:23.000 And the audience is kissing Larry's ass.

01:23:26.000 It's not a controversial statistic.

01:23:28.000 And go back.

01:23:30.000 Just a little bit.

01:23:31.000 Proportionately involved in sexual assault.

01:23:33.000 More.

01:23:34.000 Hack to assign that to everybody.

01:23:36.000 So if you say, well, that person is weird or they wanted to commit sexual assault and everybody thinks.

01:23:40.000 Okay, his argument, he takes forever to say it.

01:23:43.000 And it is banal.

01:23:45.000 The argument he's making here is that we should accept trans and accept all the bullshit they say because we used to think gays were weird and even blacks didn't used to have rights and homosexuals were seen as a curse and a mental illness.

01:23:59.000 So we can't do that to trans.

01:24:03.000 Because we've been wrong once in the past, then we have to accept everyone's made-up stories from now on.

01:24:09.000 Seem logical?

01:24:10.000 I got this VHS tape years ago and it was some Christian nuts talking about why dinosaurs don't exist. 1.00

01:24:17.000 And I thought, I'm going to buy this.

01:24:18.000 This sounds funny.

01:24:19.000 I want to hear this argument.

01:24:20.000 So I bought it, came in the mail, put it in the VCR.

01:24:23.000 This is like 1999 when people still had VHS tapes.

01:24:29.000 And their argument in this video was that we have been wrong about dinosaurs in the past.

01:24:35.000 We used to think that the Brachiosaurus or some stupid dinosaur had a brain in his tail, but it was actually in his bud.

01:24:42.000 And we used to think their brains were this big, but they're actually that big.

01:24:46.000 Ergo, dinosaurs probably don't exist.

01:24:50.000 That argument is just as stupid as Larry's argument.

01:24:55.000 Well, we used to burn witches at the stake, so now we should allow porn stars to read to our kids. 0.69

01:25:03.000 See?

01:25:05.000 What?

01:25:08.000 All transgender people want to do is commit sexual assault. 1.00

01:25:11.000 Well, they aren't disproportionately involved in those kinds of crimes.

01:25:14.000 They're what?

01:25:15.000 Vastly disproportionately involved in sex crime.

01:25:18.000 Who is?

01:25:19.000 Yes.

01:25:20.000 Based on what statistics.

01:25:24.000 Based on what statistic?

01:25:25.000 Trans people are involved in sexual assault.

01:25:28.000 Lesbians are involved in more domestic assault, disproportionately represented. 0.72

01:25:32.000 If you had got out of your fucking bubble, you'd know that.

01:25:35.000 That trans people tend to be drug addicts. 1.00

01:25:37.000 They tend to hang out with thugs and gangsters and mentally ill people.

01:25:42.000 They're not in their front yard gardening.

01:25:45.000 They don't have a hibiscus tree.

01:25:48.000 They're in the meat packing district in a shitty apartment.

01:25:52.000 Amanda Lapore lives in a fucking hovel. 1.00

01:25:56.000 Controversial statistic.

01:25:58.000 And frankly, you're saying, you know, you're suggesting these people are the victims of some kind of discrimination.

01:26:02.000 Well, I'm saying to you, this is a psychiatric disorder.

01:26:05.000 I didn't say discrimination.

01:26:06.000 This is a psychiatric disorder.

01:26:07.000 I said marginalization.

01:26:08.000 Like identity disorder.

01:26:11.000 I didn't say discrimination.

01:26:12.000 I said marginalization.

01:26:13.000 Okay, what's the difference now?

01:26:15.000 Somewhat discrimination?

01:26:16.000 Stupid idiot.

01:26:17.000 So tedious.

01:26:18.000 Or like sociopathy or something, you know?

01:26:21.000 I don't put these people.

01:26:23.000 No, no, no.

01:26:24.000 Here's what I'm saying.

01:26:25.000 I've said, this is what I said, the same argument we used against gay people. 1.00

01:26:28.000 You should do your homework because it's wrong then.

01:26:30.000 It's right now.

01:26:30.000 That's perfectly hard.

01:26:31.000 You didn't do your homework.

01:26:32.000 You don't know about trans.

01:26:33.000 Oh, there's that nut, that black guy, the darker black guy. 1.00

01:26:38.000 What's his name?

01:26:39.000 Malcolm something?

01:26:42.000 He's like an Iraq war vet who's Malcolm Nance?

01:26:46.000 Yeah, Malcolm Nance.

01:26:48.000 I've been talking to some dudes who are involved in some shit, and they think Malcolm Nance is a fraud.

01:26:56.000 He's a spook? 1.00

01:26:57.000 He's a liar.

01:26:58.000 I meant like an FBI.

01:27:00.000 That's what I meant.

01:27:01.000 Yeah, I think he's been to Afghanistan once and has turned it into a massive career where he was overseas for 12 years.

01:27:07.000 I think he's a fraud.

01:27:08.000 I definitely know he's a nut.

01:27:09.000 I had dinner with him.

01:27:12.000 We went to see, he was seated next to me at this Ann Coulter Sally Cohn debate.

01:27:18.000 And he said, his question was, how can you, this is before Trump won, how can you support the idea of a lunatic with his finger on the button that could kill us all?

01:27:30.000 That was his question.

01:27:32.000 What?

01:27:32.000 And she goes, I don't understand where all this lunatic shit came from.

01:27:36.000 Why are people assuming that Trump is mentally ill?

01:27:39.000 He's never done anything remotely unusual.

01:27:42.000 And then he said, so then she just moves on to the next question because it's a stupid question.

01:27:47.000 And then he kept screaming, nuclear weapons, and nuclear, nuclear weapons, and yelling it, ruining the whole talk.

01:27:57.000 And eventually I had to turn him and go, shut the fuck up. 0.97

01:28:00.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:28:05.000 Sexuality was called a disorder.

01:28:07.000 It was a psychological disorder.

01:28:08.000 It's a pure disorder.

01:28:10.000 Well, maybe you are.

01:28:11.000 Maybe it is.

01:28:12.000 But most homosexuals are not. 0.98

01:28:15.000 You know what?

01:28:15.000 No, I think most gays, most gays have a long road, actually.

01:28:20.000 Most gays have a long road to coming to terms with the sexuality. 1.00

01:28:23.000 Yeah, because of them handling.

01:28:26.000 Of course it isn't to be returned to the title.

01:28:27.000 No, of course it's the way society treats kids.

01:28:29.000 Society said we're fine with gay people when it's 1890.

01:28:32.000 You think in 1990 people are getting taken.

01:28:34.000 You're being very obuse.

01:28:35.000 Yes.

01:28:35.000 No.

01:28:35.000 Did you hear that argument?

01:28:38.000 People had a problem with gays in 1890.

01:28:40.000 You think in 1990 they're not going to have a problem?

01:28:42.000 That's 100 years.

01:28:43.000 Yeah, that's exactly what I think.

01:28:46.000 That's also what I see with my own eyeballs since I'm here on this TV show, you see.

01:28:52.000 And you're not throwing any stones at me, you fucking lunatic.

01:28:56.000 Yeah, yeah, good point.

01:28:57.000 Have you noticed the cast of this incredibly popular show that everyone is screaming and clapping for?

01:29:03.000 Yeah, the host isn't exactly repulsed by me as I'm sat directly next to him.

01:29:06.000 Oh, I just figured something out.

01:29:09.000 The reason he brings up real time with Bill Maher and says he called him, he said, go fuck yourself, is because he's humiliated by this clip and he doesn't like that it's out there.

01:29:18.000 So he's rewriting history.

01:29:20.000 He's his own PR firm.

01:29:21.000 He's like, you know that clip where I look like an idiot?

01:29:22.000 I told him to fuck off.

01:29:26.000 All right, that's enough.

01:29:28.000 Black talk. 1.00

01:29:29.000 Black talk. 1.00

01:29:30.000 Black Talk. 0.83

01:29:31.000 Welcome to Black Talk.

01:29:33.000 Isn't that a Mark Lamont Hill shob now? 0.69

01:29:36.000 Who was the guy that we had on Free Speech that debated Roger Stone?

01:29:40.000 Yeah, Mark Lamont Hill.

01:29:41.000 The cool black guy.

01:29:43.000 Yeah.

01:29:44.000 I think he has a show called Black Talk.

01:29:47.000 Really?

01:29:48.000 Yeah, where they go through black Twitter every morning.

01:29:51.000 Black Talk! 0.99

01:29:53.000 Yo, this is Black Talk real quick. 0.76

01:29:55.000 Can you imagine their take on fucking armed robbery?

01:29:58.000 It's bogus, bro.

01:29:59.000 Ahmed Arbery.

01:30:01.000 They just say it's bogus, bro.

01:30:02.000 They just talk about different ways to kill the McMichaels.

01:30:06.000 The McMichaels.

01:30:07.000 And McMellons.

01:30:10.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.

01:30:14.000 Let's turn our eyes together and tail back. 0.56

01:30:20.000 Let me touch it.

01:30:21.000 Uh, wait.

01:30:27.000 That's not the right one.

01:30:28.000 Holy shit.

01:30:30.000 These letters are just...

01:30:32.000 We're bad.

01:30:34.000 Buried alive.

01:30:36.000 Okay, I'm going to start with yesterday's.

01:30:40.000 Yes, it is.

01:30:41.000 Okay.

01:30:42.000 Actually, I might have to send you this because Okay, this one.

01:30:52.000 Yeah, I'm going to have to forward you this.

01:30:55.000 This one is from Ryan.

01:30:58.000 Sorry, no, you're Ryan sending You, this, this and this.

01:31:02.000 I'm sending you.

01:31:04.000 It's a college campus, and it's a great example of how we don't see the same sh thing anymore when we look at the same thing.

01:31:12.000 So it's a conservative meme, and I couldn't find out who originally did it.

01:31:18.000 So this is called College Campus 2020.

01:31:23.000 Well, you kind of ruined the surprise, but go to the picture.

01:31:28.000 It's really good.

01:31:29.000 I got the picture.

01:31:30.000 It took someone forever.

01:31:32.000 And I think, God, it would be great if we could get a hold of this dude and sell this as a poster.

01:31:38.000 I want to start selling posters.

01:31:39.000 That'd be cool.

01:31:41.000 So it's the campus.

01:31:43.000 They've got the University of Radical Feminist Praxis. 1.00

01:31:48.000 The Department of Biology is now the Department of Intersectionality.

01:31:51.000 The Classics Department has been destroyed.

01:31:54.000 There's oppression Olympics.

01:31:55.000 They literally bathe in the water of Karl Marx.

01:31:58.000 Professors are dunked in the Karl Marx fountain.

01:32:01.000 Are you zooming in?

01:32:02.000 They hold hands and pray around a mao statue.

01:32:08.000 The events page, the events of today include interfaith orgy, create your own pronouns party, a freshman formal theme, freeze speech.

01:32:20.000 There's a booth where it has a privilege check.

01:32:23.000 Burkas and thongs are for sale, free weed.

01:32:27.000 There's the Antifa Philly Flyers guy, mascot.

01:32:31.000 Conservatives are getting attacked.

01:32:32.000 Frats are getting attacked.

01:32:34.000 And Antifa is stringing up a professor. 1.00

01:32:36.000 So anyway, this guy sent it to me and he said, I don't know who made this, but it's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

01:32:44.000 So then I did some research on it by doing an image search.

01:32:48.000 And I found liberals talking about it saying, go to the tweets, that it looks awesome.

01:32:56.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:32:59.000 Okay, but this looks unironically awesome, actually.

01:33:01.000 Look at the person who wrote that.

01:33:03.000 This is what Twitter has become now that they've banned everyone interesting.

01:33:07.000 Look at this monster.

01:33:09.000 Lucifer.

01:33:14.000 Remember when these people were just nerds?

01:33:17.000 And they didn't fucking get in your face all the time?

01:33:20.000 They stuck to their own.

01:33:21.000 They stuck to them, kept to themselves?

01:33:23.000 What's his first tweet there?

01:33:25.000 Caesar, she's spending some time outside with my wife. 1.00

01:33:29.000 Oh, he's probably a male lesbian. 0.98

01:33:32.000 Just a nerd in a dress who was sick of not getting laid. 0.99

01:33:36.000 It's just an incel in a dress.

01:33:38.000 That's what these fucking trans lesbians are. 1.00

01:33:41.000 Okay, go to the other one.

01:33:43.000 Because you can get lost in their feeds.

01:33:45.000 This guy is in the cuck zone at the interfaith orgy. 0.89

01:33:49.000 Oh, so he's used some of the thing in his own Twitter handle.

01:33:54.000 This was created as a right-wing meme, but I just want to know where this campus is and how I can go there because it looks awesome.

01:34:01.000 He's a proud cuck.

01:34:03.000 It's like being a proud wanker.

01:34:06.000 Yikes.

01:34:08.000 Yizikes.

01:34:09.000 Shame does not exist.

01:34:12.000 All right, let's start at the top.

01:34:13.000 It's much simpler.

01:34:17.000 This is from Tyler.

01:34:20.000 My girlfriend is a loud sneezer. 1.00

01:34:21.000 It scares the shit out of me.

01:34:23.000 I would like to make something clear.

01:34:25.000 If you are jumpy, you're not a pussy. 0.96

01:34:28.000 I think my wife is genuinely turned off by how jumpy I am when I see anything or if my kids scare me or something.

01:34:35.000 You're not scared.

01:34:36.000 You're just tightly wound.

01:34:38.000 I'm ready to fight at any time.

01:34:39.000 But yeah, I'm real jumpy.

01:34:41.000 Jumpy doesn't mean pussy.

01:34:44.000 There is no warning or muffing.

01:34:46.000 The whole apartment resonates.

01:34:47.000 She's also a multiple sneezer. 1.00

01:34:50.000 I once heard her sneeze nine times in a row.

01:34:52.000 I've never experienced anything like it.

01:34:54.000 Am I the asshole for asking her to muffle it or to not sneeze so loud or maybe go to the doctor?

01:35:00.000 Tyler, shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:35:05.000 Oh no.

01:35:06.000 This is the longest email I've ever received.

01:35:11.000 Oh my.

01:35:14.000 You want me to just make it like the computer say it all?

01:35:18.000 No.

01:35:18.000 We'll just read some of it.

01:35:20.000 This is from a guy who calls himself AAA.

01:35:23.000 The narratives about Ahmed Arbry aren't consistent with the evidence.

01:35:26.000 As a property owner, I've had to deal with these several times.

01:35:28.000 I've observed the process in which the thief cases a location and then comes back later to take things.

01:35:33.000 The thief doesn't come and wander through the site multiple times before attempting the theft.

01:35:38.000 The thief doesn't come and wander through the site multiple times before attempting the theft.

01:35:42.000 And when he comes back, he always has some way to carry off what he intends to steal.

01:35:47.000 Stolen shopping cart seems to be a favorite.

01:35:49.000 Arbery wandered through that site on numerous occasions, never with any means to carry off even a small quantity of goods.

01:35:55.000 The most popular items are copper wire or piping, which aren't something you can just stuff in your shorts.

01:36:00.000 Yes, you can stuff copper wire in your shorts.

01:36:04.000 I grew up in a rural area where checking out a building under construction was fairly typical behavior.

01:36:09.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:36:12.000 So 15 miles from his home, he was just checking out construction inside the house?

01:36:19.000 You really believe that?

01:36:21.000 How dare you?

01:36:27.000 So he says the building was clearly wired already to some extent, yet Arby failed to carry off anything on the occasions.

01:36:32.000 There is, in fact, no evidence that he ever took anything from the site.

01:36:35.000 True, but maybe he never saw anything of value.

01:36:39.000 He's always checking it.

01:36:40.000 Looking for that one day where there's a power tool.

01:36:43.000 The wrench and the hammer we see on the street may have come from the site, or Arbre may have brought them.

01:36:47.000 Why would he bring a hammer and a wrench to a job that he's not working on?

01:36:54.000 Or a jog.

01:36:55.000 I don't see how he could have carried them on his jog from the site to the ambush location.

01:36:58.000 He wasn't jogging, you dumbass.

01:37:02.000 Anyway, that's enough of that.

01:37:05.000 Mikey! 0.65

01:37:06.000 And that, by the way, is like 2,000 words.

01:37:11.000 Boring.

01:37:13.000 This is from Mark.

01:37:14.000 Can we contemplate for a moment that Nancy Pelosi is second in line for the presidency after Mike Pence? 0.55

01:37:21.000 What the fuck?

01:37:22.000 How on earth are party lines not considered?

01:37:24.000 It should be the Secretary of State or something.

01:37:27.000 This current situation promotes foul play.

01:37:30.000 Well, let's go further.

01:37:32.000 What if Hillary is Biden's running mate or Kamala Harris? 0.96

01:37:36.000 It's got to be a loser, right?

01:37:38.000 We've seen their best.

01:37:38.000 They're not sending their best.

01:37:39.000 They don't have their best.

01:37:41.000 So you think Biden's bad?

01:37:43.000 Wait till he completely succumbs to his dementia and we get his VP.

01:37:51.000 Found the perfect TV show for the fatty.

01:37:54.000 Oh, this one's for you, right?

01:37:55.000 Gotta be the best.

01:37:56.000 Gotta be the 1927 Yankees.

01:37:58.000 Well, no one's gonna cut us any slack.

01:38:00.000 We need exceptional people.

01:38:01.000 Gotta be battle-tusky.

01:38:03.000 But this chick seems kind of crazy. 1.00

01:38:08.000 Maybe you can see the script.

01:38:11.000 I can just see them memorizing their lines.

01:38:14.000 What the hell do you think you're doing, my dad?

01:38:17.000 Oh, you gotta see me.

01:38:19.000 Miami Fire and RefQ Instagram.

01:38:22.000 Six million likes now.

01:38:23.000 How many color lifts do they have on this fucking thing? 0.79

01:38:25.000 Oh, she's a Muslim. 1.00

01:38:26.000 That's why her hair was like that. 0.70

01:38:28.000 One year.

01:38:29.000 That has to be recorded.

01:38:30.000 Well, my parents can help me if you're going to do something.

01:38:32.000 Be the best.

01:38:32.000 You sure you got the right list of chevitis?

01:38:34.000 You said AFDA.

01:38:35.000 See, why do we want that?

01:38:38.000 That was what I was asking earlier.

01:38:41.000 That Muslim woman. 0.98

01:38:42.000 Why do we want a Muslim to be a badass fireman? 1.00

01:38:45.000 That's really what keeps me up at night.

01:38:47.000 I don't understand the inclination.

01:38:50.000 I understand if the government is doing that kind of shit, then they've got some quota to fill.

01:38:54.000 Like, why?

01:38:59.000 When you were washing your boss's car, you were wiping down the inside of door handles.

01:39:03.000 Why?

01:39:04.000 Nobody would ever know if they're clean or not.

01:39:06.000 I would.

01:39:08.000 Dad, you bring this guy in.

01:39:10.000 He's thorough.

01:39:13.000 Brandon, Ryan and the failure of American schools.

01:39:17.000 Hey, Gav, in case Ryan's wasn't the living.

01:39:20.000 Look, you're talking about how stupid someone is and how uneducated, and you can't write a sentence.

01:39:26.000 So this is another thing that pisses me off.

01:39:29.000 In case Ryan's wasn't the living, breathing example of the failure of American schools, Semicolon, the 2014 national debate champions certainly are.

01:39:40.000 This made my jaw hit the floor.

01:39:42.000 Keep her tuned, boys.

01:39:45.000 Oh, I remember this clip, yeah.

01:39:47.000 This is like what debates are in school now.

01:39:51.000 It's a new type of language.

01:39:52.000 It's got nothing to do with debating, but just cramming words in.

01:39:55.000 We have two of the team members here.

01:39:57.000 We have Amina Ruffin and Corey Johnson both here to talk about the major victory.

01:40:01.000 Ladies, way to go. 1.00

01:40:03.000 Congratulations.

01:40:08.000 Like they do this inhaling thing and they have to get out 100 sentences at once.

01:40:11.000 Scroll forward so we can see them.

01:40:13.000 The nigga is not able to be poor's authority. 1.00

01:40:15.000 They say the nigga is always already queer.

01:40:17.000 That's exactly the point.

01:40:18.000 It means that the impact is not that it is a case turn to the affirmative because we are saying that queer bodies are not able to survive. 0.73

01:40:26.000 Then it necessarily means that the body of the nigga is not able to survive. 1.00

01:40:30.000 We got the topic in about July, and we started doing our research then.

01:40:34.000 When the nigga sees these things that he can only envision himself, that he does not see another nigga that he can feel sympathy for or embrace, but rather that that otherness gets obliterated. 0.99

01:40:46.000 We've been supplementing our research throughout the season.

01:40:48.000 Good point.

01:40:53.000 I can't stop watching that.

01:40:54.000 This is from Jickif.

01:40:56.000 Is the other person listening?

01:40:57.000 Yeah, do you have to come back?

01:40:59.000 Okay, Gavin, your turn.

01:41:01.000 I didn't...

01:41:03.000 The nigga is queer. 1.00

01:41:06.000 Nick, it was quick.

01:41:07.000 I don't know.

01:41:12.000 It's bizarre.

01:41:13.000 Look at this shit.

01:41:13.000 You aren't even allowed to type the word sensor.tv or tell them to download it.

01:41:18.000 And then...

01:41:19.000 I think if you capitalize TV, that could work.

01:41:28.000 Or just take a picture of the name of the site and then share that.

01:41:32.000 Stephen Clanson.

01:41:35.000 Yo, guys, notice you caught onto the cameo train yesterday.

01:41:38.000 Here's a perfect one by fake black woman Rachel D, the perfect troll, move about the 13% cleaning house. 1.00

01:41:44.000 You might have to explain this one to the fag lord. 1.00

01:41:47.000 I know that.

01:41:48.000 I know it already.

01:41:49.000 This is Rachel Dolajal sending congratulations to the 13% crew for hitting 55% this year.

01:41:58.000 That's amazing.

01:42:00.000 When 13% of the company does 55% of the work, you deserve recognition.

01:42:06.000 But truth be told, it's really more like 6% getting it done.

01:42:11.000 So you know who you are.

01:42:12.000 Congratulations on your success.

01:42:15.000 And this message is from your regional manager.

01:42:20.000 I feel kind of bad for Rachel.

01:42:21.000 I love her.

01:42:22.000 Does everyone get that joke?

01:42:23.000 Blacks are 15% of the population's 50% of the violent crime, and it's more like 6% because it's mostly males. 1.00

01:42:28.000 Wow.

01:42:29.000 I never noticed that six thing.

01:42:31.000 Yeah, it's not all of them doing that, but that's terrible.

01:42:34.000 This is from Tova.

01:42:35.000 How's this for an ugly babe? 1.00

01:42:38.000 It's pretty fucking intense, dude.

01:42:41.000 Okay.

01:42:42.000 I don't know if I could hang with this.

01:42:46.000 And outside of those ridiculous eyebrows, isn't she pretty standard? 0.99

01:42:51.000 Normal model-like?

01:42:53.000 Sorry, no, I'm not playing.

01:42:57.000 You guys are wearing the same shirt.

01:43:03.000 Whoever invented this, it's broken.

01:43:07.000 Hi, Gavin and Ryan.

01:43:08.000 My name is Brianna, and I'm from Etobicoke.

01:43:10.000 I fucked a girl from Etobicoke once. 0.99

01:43:12.000 I think it was my second lay of my life in 1987.

01:43:16.000 I've been watching you on different platforms for about three years now.

01:43:19.000 I'm 18, so I'd say that's a while.

01:43:21.000 And subscribed to what was free speech.tv back in November, and I'm glad to have got my limited edition free speech shirt.

01:43:26.000 I would also buy a censored TV shirt only if the font matched the original shirt.

01:43:32.000 I've been anxious to call in, so I decided to send my message through the mailbag.

01:43:35.000 Check this craziness out.

01:43:37.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:43:38.000 That's an interesting concept.

01:43:39.000 Like a throwback sent as a video.

01:43:41.000 Oh, you have the video here.

01:43:43.000 The reason why you're doing what you're doing is to...

01:43:50.000 The reason why you're doing what you're doing is to take a stand against the city, correct?

01:43:54.000 Not the city.

01:43:55.000 The government.

01:43:56.000 The government.

01:43:56.000 Okay, that's the government.

01:43:57.000 We have contacted a judge, and the judge has to issue what's called a form two.

01:44:02.000 What that is to do, and it directs me, and being a police officer, that I'm to take both of you to St. Joseph's hospital right now for an examination.

01:44:10.000 No way, no way.

01:44:11.000 Unfortunately, I don't have that with you.

01:44:13.000 You have no right.

01:44:14.000 You have no right.

01:44:15.000 You have no right to do that.

01:44:16.000 It's a form for the Ministry of Health that's been backed by a provincial government.

01:44:19.000 We don't care.

01:44:20.000 What does that mean?

01:44:21.000 We don't care.

01:44:22.000 Okay.

01:44:23.000 That's neither here nor there if you care or not.

01:44:25.000 This is my authorities and this is what I have to do.

01:44:27.000 Wow.

01:44:28.000 So I hope, I beg of you to come cooperatively.

01:44:30.000 I beg of you.

01:44:31.000 Forfully to take us to the hospital.

01:44:33.000 Are you kidding me?

01:44:34.000 I don't want to do it forcefully.

01:44:35.000 That's why I'm hoping that you'll assist me.

01:44:37.000 So what this is saying, yes, you're right.

01:44:39.000 This is forcing us to make you go to the hospital. 0.52

01:44:43.000 That's right.

01:44:44.000 That's what you saw.

01:44:48.000 I completely respect that.

01:44:50.000 Can you think coaches?

01:44:54.000 Can you talk to the doctor?

01:44:56.000 and they make a decision, okay?

01:44:58.000 Move somewhere, it's already forced.

01:45:00.000 Yes, we are.

01:45:01.000 Yes, yes.

01:45:02.000 We are, we agree, we are.

01:45:03.000 Against our will.

01:45:05.000 We don't want to physically force you.

01:45:07.000 I beg of you one minute.

01:45:10.000 I beg of you one last time.

01:45:11.000 Just put your hands behind your back, please.

01:45:14.000 Thank you.

01:45:16.000 I just did this a long time ago, and a long time ago, we persecuted our brothers.

01:45:24.000 This is very disturbing.

01:45:25.000 It's unbelievable how you're able to qualm your conscience.

01:45:30.000 You lost your morals.

01:45:32.000 We'd be in trouble if we didn't do our job, right?

01:45:34.000 I understand you don't agree with our job, but we'd be in trouble if we didn't do our job.

01:45:38.000 And these people sound like they're from Soviet Russia.

01:45:42.000 And you could have another job.

01:45:45.000 That's not an excuse.

01:45:46.000 The job is not a virtue, any job.

01:45:51.000 It's up to you.

01:45:52.000 I tell you, I'm resting at home by police and imprisoned at a hospital because they declared they were going on a hunger strike to protest government corruption.

01:45:58.000 What?

01:45:59.000 This is what it will look like when contact tracers say you need to be quarantined.

01:46:05.000 Wow.

01:46:09.000 That's a weird thing to do, though.

01:46:10.000 But you should be allowed to starve yourself to death.

01:46:14.000 This is from Nick.

01:46:15.000 My theory is Biden died from being an old sleepy man, and he is a hologram.

01:46:20.000 That's why the video quality is so bad in his virtual reality.

01:46:23.000 Great theory.

01:46:24.000 Andrew, hey, Gav, and Rygai.

01:46:26.000 Love the show.

01:46:27.000 Probably too serious a topic for mailbag.

01:46:29.000 Oh, by the way, to answer that girl earlier, I'm not going to make a shirt with the old font.

01:46:33.000 That font's done.

01:46:33.000 That thing's over.

01:46:38.000 But regarding your thoughts on leaving Christianity, if UFOs are real, I thought I'd share what I learned because I kind of thought the same way.

01:46:44.000 The Sumerian tablets explain Anunnaki and their role in the origins of civilization in Mesopotamia.

01:46:54.000 It seems to make sense, and there is a lot of archaeological evidence to support it.

01:46:59.000 This was until I learned about the book of Enoch, which was strangely removed from our Bibles today.

01:47:05.000 Ethiopian Bibles still include it, but it basically explains that fallen angels, Anunnaniki, Anunnaki, or sky people, had come down to earth and taught humans about the tools of war, cutting of roots, drugs, etc.

01:47:20.000 If an antichrist was to deceive the world into worshiping him, these Anunnaki returning to our world, posing as UFOs would be the only way to unite all religions to achieve this. 1.00

01:47:31.000 You could go on a real deep dive on this.

01:47:33.000 No thanks.

01:47:35.000 But just wanted you to be aware of the original Bible does explain UFOs, so don't leave Christianity for this coming deception of UFOs. 0.69

01:47:43.000 Jesus Christ.

01:47:45.000 Yeah, there's a lot about that type of stuff.

01:47:48.000 Hey fellas, greetings from Australia.

01:47:50.000 Long time listener, first time call, I just want to say as a cisgendered white man of colour, then I'm coming from a place of privilege.

01:47:55.000 This chick is an unlikely 10.

01:47:58.000 America Hackman.

01:47:59.000 This is her album cover.

01:48:00.000 The perfect amount of chub.

01:48:02.000 Perfect amount of chub.

01:48:05.000 Let me see.

01:48:11.000 That is the exact perfect amount of chub.

01:48:14.000 Nice tits. 1.00

01:48:18.000 I'm not going to say 10, though.

01:48:20.000 That's crazy talk.

01:48:21.000 What do you think, Brian?

01:48:22.000 Is that a pig?

01:48:24.000 Unfortunately, it will say so.

01:48:28.000 She has a nibble knee, which is not good.

01:48:32.000 Frumpy socks.

01:48:34.000 Frumpy socks like a degenerate.

01:48:36.000 Yeah, style tells about her person.

01:48:38.000 She's a feminist, and she doesn't deserve a rating. 1.00

01:48:41.000 Does she have hairy legs? 1.00

01:48:42.000 Or is that just a shading?

01:48:43.000 Just a shading.

01:48:45.000 I'm going to give her a 6.8.

01:48:49.000 That's very nice.

01:48:51.000 What would you give her?

01:48:52.000 Give me a couple of decimal points below that.

01:48:58.000 A couple being 12.

01:49:03.000 I stole your purple socks joke.

01:49:07.000 Hey, Gavin, I hope you don't mind.

01:49:09.000 This scene is part of a Dutch comic I made in my quest to red pill, my fellow countrymen. 0.90

01:49:12.000 At least it's quality.

01:49:15.000 And yes, it is quality.

01:49:17.000 Now, sir, I'm a bit of a comics snob, and I don't like when computers do the text, and I don't like white squares for voice balloons.

01:49:28.000 I think you should draw those.

01:49:30.000 But you're good at drawing.

01:49:34.000 Pretty good comic.

01:49:36.000 Especially that bottom left panel.

01:49:38.000 But anyway, what's it say?

01:49:39.000 I wish you would come up to me and say, Grandpa, tell me about the caliphate. 0.81

01:49:42.000 How grandpa would stand by roadside checkpoints to ask Shia truck drivers in which way they were saying prayer.

01:49:48.000 Salami alaikum, sir.

01:49:49.000 Can you say the correct prayer?

01:49:50.000 Sir, please forgive me here in the name of Allah.

01:49:53.000 Those were the days.

01:49:54.000 Or how I was the patrol leader of the Hizbah, the Sharia police force in Raqqa Syria.

01:49:59.000 It was life at its purest form.

01:50:01.000 Sir, one moment, please.

01:50:03.000 Peace be upon you, sir.

01:50:04.000 Tell your wife purple socks. 0.98

01:50:06.000 I mean, come on.

01:50:07.000 We are no kafars. 0.93

01:50:09.000 My apologies, sir.

01:50:10.000 I have not noticed.

01:50:11.000 She is your possession, my brother.

01:50:13.000 Punish her accordingly. 0.99

01:50:14.000 Dress modestly, you slut. 1.00

01:50:17.000 That's pretty good.

01:50:20.000 And yes, you can steal my purple socks bit.

01:50:24.000 The rest is on nocomedycomics.nl.

01:50:29.000 In last week's episode, season two, episode 161, at 10203, Ryan's suggestion is only used in porn sites for pornographic videos.

01:50:38.000 Ryan clearly watches heaps of porn, most likely premium.

01:50:43.000 Wait, 161?

01:50:45.000 This is clear proof.

01:50:46.000 Do you watch a lot of porn on that computer when I'm not around?

01:50:50.000 Are you sitting there beating off?

01:50:51.000 Yeah.

01:50:53.000 161?

01:50:54.000 I don't know what he means, but I want to find out.

01:50:56.000 161.10203.

01:50:58.000 10203.

01:51:00.000 I think I remember that.

01:51:03.000 And weren't you supposed to erase the porn?

01:51:05.000 Wait, what is it?

01:51:08.000 What is your memory of it?

01:51:10.000 I remember a bunch of porn coming up.

01:51:12.000 Why can't you find us, you fucking tard? 1.00

01:51:15.000 161.

01:51:16.000 I had to log in to our site.

01:51:19.000 Why aren't you permanently logged in?

01:51:21.000 It clears the cookies or something.

01:51:25.000 Alright, 161, and what's the time code?

01:51:27.000 102?

01:51:28.000 Holy shit.

01:51:30.000 161-10203.

01:51:35.000 Right?

01:51:36.000 Here we go.

01:51:37.000 You can put notes on YouTube videos?

01:51:39.000 Yeah, in the comments you could...

01:51:42.000 That is different.

01:51:43.000 Let's see, Ryan.

01:51:44.000 I'm reading 12 Rules for Life.

01:51:48.000 You can put notes on YouTube videos?

01:51:49.000 Are they kidding?

01:51:50.000 Yeah, in the comments, people...

01:51:53.000 Without comments.

01:51:54.000 That is not...

01:51:58.000 Second of all, it's based on YouTube.

01:52:00.000 You're the one with a porn premium thing.

01:52:02.000 I've never heard of that ever.

01:52:03.000 There's nothing pornographic about what just appeared on the screen.

01:52:05.000 That was Ronda Rousey. 0.51

01:52:06.000 What's he talking about?

01:52:08.000 No, the idea.

01:52:09.000 My idea, I think.

01:52:10.000 My suggestion is only using porn sites for pornographic pictures.

01:52:13.000 I see.

01:52:13.000 That is not...

01:52:16.000 Yeah, we didn't know that, you pervert.

01:52:18.000 You got a retard porner. 1.00

01:52:21.000 Okay, here's someone, Joe.

01:52:23.000 Gavin, please rate my drawing of yourself that I made using Illustrator.

01:52:26.000 Also, can we get an update on the Australian tour situation?

01:52:29.000 Ooh, look at that, man.

01:52:32.000 You're just tracing, dude.

01:52:34.000 It's not good.

01:52:36.000 I saw a really good one of you.

01:52:38.000 Oh, shit.

01:52:39.000 Where is it?

01:52:39.000 I'll find it for tomorrow's show.

01:52:41.000 It's in the censored TV Reddit.

01:52:44.000 Oh, okay.

01:52:46.000 Let alone.

01:52:48.000 I don't think I'm ever going to Australia.

01:52:50.000 The guy who set up the tour, we'd have to reapply for a visa.

01:52:54.000 And the guy who set up the tour wanted me to come with Alex Jones.

01:52:58.000 And Alex Jones isn't interested.

01:53:00.000 And he said he doesn't want me just coming by myself, I guess.

01:53:04.000 I'm not good enough.

01:53:06.000 So I would give up on that.

01:53:08.000 I will eat your ass. 1.00

01:53:13.000 If so, how the hell is this legal to do with little to no proof of you being a Nazi, let alone preaching hate speech and all the while having a center-right party in government?

01:53:21.000 Yeah, good question.

01:53:22.000 It's fucking pathetic that a country, an entire country, is scared of ideas.

01:53:29.000 I cannot work in Australia.

01:53:31.000 I don't know if I could go.

01:53:33.000 Lauren Southern may not step off the plane in Britain because she insulted Islam. 0.96

01:53:42.000 If you insult Christianity, I think they blow you when you get off the plane in Britain.

01:53:51.000 Big fan from one of the last masculine countries down under. 0.97

01:53:54.000 Let me fuck you with my flip-flops on. 1.00

01:53:57.000 Okay, I'm getting bored of these, and I have a headache.

01:54:01.000 Dear Mr. G is a former big city single dude stuck in a new town.

01:54:04.000 I still want to get late.

01:54:05.000 I'm realistically a 7-8 on looks, 8-9 with my wit and job, but it's a small town I've moved to with little to play with.

01:54:11.000 I've heard him read your stories of grab a bag of chips, and I agree with that logic.

01:54:17.000 I don't remember what that is about.

01:54:18.000 Oh, like don't, you know, you don't have to have a feast.

01:54:21.000 You just have like a bag of chips.

01:54:22.000 You doesn't have to be like an eight or whatever.

01:54:24.000 Oh, I see.

01:54:25.000 Like a bag of chips.

01:54:26.000 But how do you not worry about one of them bag of chips getting knocked up and entrapping you and taking your life's work away?

01:54:32.000 I couldn't care less about STDs.

01:54:33.000 Me neither.

01:54:34.000 I'm not sure how I stand on the abortion movement.

01:54:36.000 I'd rather avoid that introspective.

01:54:37.000 Look, please help.

01:54:38.000 I'm dying here.

01:54:39.000 Side note.

01:54:40.000 Check out this little-known band, perfect mix of punk and thrash.

01:54:44.000 said trash They're good.

01:55:02.000 Heavy.

01:55:06.000 Okay, that's the last letter.

01:55:08.000 I'm not annoyed.

01:55:08.000 I'm just sort of done.

01:55:09.000 But I don't get all these unwanted pregnancies.

01:55:13.000 Don't come in a chick that you don't want to get pregnant. 1.00

01:55:17.000 Yeah, what if it happens by accident?

01:55:19.000 What?

01:55:20.000 You always, you've been beating off since you were 14.

01:55:23.000 You know when you're going to come.

01:55:24.000 You know exactly when it's when it starts feeling really good and your balls feel that tickly feeling, pull out and jizz on her leg. 1.00

01:55:31.000 Why is this so complicated?

01:55:33.000 I have never gotten a woman pregnant besides my three kids when I wanted to. 1.00

01:55:38.000 Never.

01:55:40.000 Well, the condom broke.

01:55:41.000 Don't come in her with a condom.

01:55:42.000 Condoms?

01:55:43.000 Condoms?

01:55:44.000 Schmandoms. 1.00

01:55:44.000 Condoms are literally for gay. 1.00

01:55:47.000 They're literally for gays. 0.96

01:55:52.000 You know, Chris Cotton, R.I.P., I had this discussion with him because it seems to be predominantly a black thing.

01:55:59.000 And he said, oh, man, I have to come into something.

01:56:02.000 Have to.

01:56:04.000 I can't ejaculate if it's not in a mouth or in a pussy. 1.00

01:56:07.000 I mean, what do you mean you can't?

01:56:08.000 He goes, I just can't.

01:56:09.000 I can't.

01:56:10.000 It can't happen.

01:56:11.000 Or what?

01:56:12.000 You turn into a fucking pumpkin?

01:56:14.000 What are you talking about?

01:56:16.000 And I used to do this in my stand-up routine.

01:56:19.000 I'd say, I don't get this like, oh, it feels good.

01:56:24.000 Yeah, so does pissing your pants.

01:56:26.000 What, when you're walking down the street and you got to take a shit, do you just go and fill your underwear?

01:56:32.000 Something sounds really freeing about that, though.

01:56:38.000 It's like, my bowels don't own me.

01:56:40.000 Yeah, fuck.

01:56:42.000 It's one thing that's always baffled me is these guys who get women pregnant. 0.99

01:56:46.000 I never, never understood it.

01:56:48.000 Oh, oh, yeah.

01:56:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:56:53.000 Well, she said she was on the pill and she was lying.

01:56:56.000 Don't come in her even if she says she's on the pill.

01:57:00.000 Just don't do it.

01:57:01.000 Plus, it's fun to make a little pearl necklace or something exciting.

01:57:06.000 And you know what's really cool?

01:57:08.000 Jared Taylor, of all people, told me this.

01:57:10.000 He said, When you're having sex to make a baby, it feels way better than any sex you've ever had.

01:57:15.000 And it's so true.

01:57:17.000 When two people are knowingly, it's like God sends you little extra nerve endings.

01:57:24.000 You're still looking up the cop jumpsuits.

01:57:26.000 It's like peeing in a pool.

01:57:27.000 There's no recourse.

01:57:29.000 I would imagine.

01:57:30.000 Ryan is still on his downtime researching the cop jumpsuits.

01:57:35.000 They're called police patrol jumpsuits.

01:57:40.000 Yeah.

01:57:41.000 You put a belt on it and then it looks like not.

01:57:43.000 That's not what he was wearing, dumbass.

01:57:46.000 because you found a jumpsuit that a cop once wore does not mean that San Jose chief of police is wearing a fucking jumpsuit to a press conference.

01:58:03.000 All right.

01:58:06.000 Final video.

01:58:07.000 Number 30.

01:58:09.000 Number 30.

01:58:11.000 This is what I think happened here.

01:58:15.000 I think this guy's a mental.

01:58:16.000 Oh, it's been removed?

01:58:18.000 I'm getting something.

01:58:19.000 Okay, we're good.

01:58:21.000 Yeah.

01:58:25.000 Were you going to set it up?

01:58:26.000 Okay, this is what I think happened here.

01:58:28.000 This guy was walking by some teenage girls, and they were working at Chipotle.

01:58:34.000 They were having a cigarette break or something, or just a breath of fresh air, hanging out during their break.

01:58:39.000 And he went, you're looking fine to these girls. 0.99

01:58:42.000 And they said, fuck you, you dirty old man, or something like that.

01:58:45.000 Then they started filming.

01:58:47.000 He snapped and decided, I don't know if he did this on purpose or if he's just crazy, but he decided to accuse them of prostituting themselves specifically for local military men.

01:59:04.000 Please call the North Town Marcus J. Mason.

01:59:07.000 Tell him I'm here.

01:59:07.000 Watch what the fuck is about to happen.

01:59:09.000 We want to know if you're an adult or not.

01:59:11.000 What the hell are you doing hanging out here?

01:59:12.000 You're being inappropriate.

01:59:13.000 I don't care what you're doing.

01:59:14.000 I want the police to show up.

01:59:17.000 And I'm their friend.

01:59:18.000 We're hanging out.

01:59:20.000 I want the police to show up.

01:59:21.000 Y'all want to create a scene?

01:59:22.000 We're going to create a scene.

01:59:24.000 I want the police to show up.

01:59:27.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:59:28.000 Yeah, I think he said, like, I wouldn't mind you sitting on my face or something.

01:59:32.000 And then they started recording him and said they're going to call the cops.

01:59:34.000 And he goes, I got to fucking spin this.

01:59:38.000 What are you talking about?

01:59:39.000 It's such a weird spin.

01:59:40.000 I'm going to dig in.

01:59:42.000 And why don't you just prove what happened before?

01:59:45.000 Yeah, dude, if you should leave the story, you should go.

01:59:50.000 Shut back.

01:59:54.000 Sir, I need you to step back.

01:59:56.000 You military police.

01:59:58.000 You military police.

02:00:00.000 Because these adults.

02:00:01.000 I'm Captain Water.

02:00:02.000 I'm authority figure here.

02:00:04.000 And I will make this scene happen.

02:00:05.000 Are you an adult?

02:00:06.000 Are you a child?

02:00:07.000 How about you mind your business?

02:00:10.000 How about you mind your business?

02:00:11.000 All you got to do is mind your business.

02:00:13.000 You will bring that man topics as much.

02:00:16.000 What are you advertising for these military men?

02:00:20.000 What?

02:00:22.000 Did I ever tell you about the time that the cops were chasing me for being a pedophile?

02:00:27.000 No.

02:00:28.000 For a sex crime?

02:00:29.000 No.

02:00:30.000 Was that the whole thing?

02:00:31.000 We were in St. Martin.

02:00:33.000 No.

02:00:34.000 What's the place where they have the Mets training, spring training?

02:00:40.000 St. Lucie?

02:00:41.000 Port St. Lucie.

02:00:42.000 And I'm just interviewing people in the street, right?

02:00:45.000 And I'm talking to people, hey, it's Mets fans and stuff.

02:00:49.000 And then I had like 50 MOS, men on the streets. 0.72

02:00:53.000 And then there's these teenagers.

02:00:55.000 And I'm like, hey, what's going on?

02:00:57.000 And where are you from?

02:00:58.000 And he's like, oh, I just drove here to be with her.

02:01:00.000 She's my friend.

02:01:01.000 I go, friend?

02:01:02.000 Hold on a sec.

02:01:03.000 You moved from Arizona to Florida to be with your female friend?

02:01:08.000 And he's like, yeah, we're just friends.

02:01:10.000 I go, well, you're clearly madly in love.

02:01:12.000 Have you fucked her yet? 1.00

02:01:13.000 Have you guys fucked?

02:01:14.000 And then the mother pulls up and she goes, what are you doing filming those, my children?

02:01:20.000 And I go, what?

02:01:22.000 And she goes, they're underage, they're 16, or something like that.

02:01:25.000 And I go, oh, I'm not going to use it.

02:01:28.000 I can't use it if they're under 18. 0.99

02:01:31.000 And then she goes, what questions were they asking?

02:01:34.000 And then the two 16-year-olds say, well, he was asking us about sex.

02:01:38.000 So now I'm like this pervert is like, oh, no.

02:01:41.000 Do you guys like to have sex?

02:01:43.000 Do you want to come back to my place and we can have sex? 0.89

02:01:46.000 I'm to catch a predator now.

02:01:48.000 So then she goes, I'm calling the police right now.

02:01:50.000 You stay right there.

02:01:53.000 And I went, uh-oh.

02:01:54.000 And so I went into the restaurant.

02:01:58.000 There's a big restaurant down there.

02:02:00.000 The cops show up, and I guess I didn't think it was that big of a deal.

02:02:04.000 Was it Chipedle?

02:02:05.000 And so I went there, and then the manager comes over to me and goes, hey, man, some lady's talking to the cops here, and they're going to be looking for you. 0.99

02:02:13.000 I was like, holy shit, she really did call the cops. 0.90

02:02:16.000 So me and Dave Cast run out the back door.

02:02:20.000 My dad is there with my son.

02:02:23.000 And I go, Dad, keep your phone on.

02:02:26.000 So I run to the next place that's called Ruby Tuesdays and I can see police lights.

02:02:33.000 There's two cop cars with their sirens on trying to catch the fucking rapist man.

02:02:38.000 And so I go, Dad, we're at Ruby Tuesdays.

02:02:41.000 Bring the boy.

02:02:42.000 And he shows up there on foot.

02:02:47.000 We were staying with him, so he had the keys to the rental car.

02:02:50.000 I'm like, Dad, we're on the run from the law.

02:02:54.000 We need a vehicle.

02:02:55.000 What are we going to do?

02:02:56.000 Run down the highway?

02:02:57.000 So then he goes and gets the car and picks us up.

02:03:01.000 That could have been the end of my life.

02:03:03.000 Well, actually, no, because the video, yeah.

02:03:05.000 But it could have been a night in jail.

02:03:06.000 You could have exonerated yourself right there, and then you showed that thumbnail.

02:03:09.000 You should have played it.

02:03:11.000 Well, maybe it's illegal to ask 16-year-olds if they've had sex.

02:03:14.000 Yeah, what we just learned, maybe that is illegal.

02:03:16.000 What we learned is legal is mutual combat in some states.

02:03:22.000 Remember that?

02:03:23.000 You were going to mention that?

02:03:24.000 Yeah, no, that was superhero shit.

02:03:27.000 That's boring.

02:03:27.000 No, it has nothing to do with superhero stuff.

02:03:29.000 I found it out.

02:03:30.000 The clip you showed me, it was of a superhero guy.

02:03:33.000 I don't care about those voluntary superhero dudes.

02:03:36.000 That's a two-year-old story.

02:03:38.000 Erase the superhero.

02:03:40.000 I can't.

02:03:40.000 It's an integral part of the story.

02:03:42.000 It's not.

02:03:42.000 Yes, it is.

02:03:43.000 You'd have other clips.

02:03:45.000 Ryan's obsessed with the fact that in some states it's legal to have mutual combat.

02:03:50.000 But without evidence of it being a thing, then I don't want to talk about it.

02:03:54.000 You need good videos of it happening where they're getting good at it, if you will.

02:03:59.000 Anyway, don't do your homework on a live show.

02:04:02.000 Let's go back to the military guy.

02:04:04.000 It exists beyond superheroes, but yes.

02:04:06.000 Yeah, well, you need evidence.

02:04:07.000 I just found it.

02:04:08.000 Here, are you selling your body to military men?

02:04:11.000 No, sir, we just chilling.

02:04:13.000 That's all we're doing.

02:04:16.000 He was collapsing at us.

02:04:18.000 He came in here talking about all that.

02:04:19.000 Are you selling your body to military men?

02:04:22.000 Y'all out of high school, right?

02:04:24.000 And then we were like, we're literally.

02:04:26.000 Are you selling your body as a prostitute to military men out of Chipotle?

02:04:32.000 I will turn this thing up.

02:04:36.000 Tell him and ask, are these women hanging out here for military men to pick y'all up? 1.00

02:04:41.000 Because I was the dean at Bailey and they had young ladies that they were selling. 1.00

02:04:45.000 If I'm standing here in my uniform and you think I'm selling myself, says something about what's going on in your name.

02:04:50.000 We're going to find out.

02:04:52.000 This is getting your rocks off right now.

02:04:53.000 We gonna find out.

02:04:56.000 We gonna find out.

02:04:58.000 Please let this go viral.

02:05:00.000 Are the military men from North Las Vegas, Nevis Air Force Base, are they running a game out of Chipotle, Chipotle, whatever that is?

02:05:08.000 Are y'all got underage women out there? 1.00

02:05:10.000 I'm hungry for Chipotle.

02:05:11.000 Little girls?

02:05:12.000 Is that what I'm doing?

02:05:12.000 Those burritos are so satisfying.

02:05:14.000 Yeah.

02:05:15.000 Saying that we were fine.

02:05:16.000 Oh, y'all better be out.

02:05:20.000 I would prostitute myself for a military man just for a burrito fan, too. 0.67

02:05:24.000 You buy me a burrito, you're getting a BJ.

02:05:26.000 I hope you're telling the truth.

02:05:27.000 And he's even walking like pulled chicken.

02:05:31.000 Because I was a dean up there, and I watched how the military men took advantage of these.

02:05:35.000 What's the joke?

02:05:36.000 I don't want to know what you're saying.

02:05:37.000 What's military mean?

02:05:37.000 You're being military mean.

02:05:40.000 Baby, if it ain't the truth, what you talking about?

02:05:43.000 Sir, please stop.

02:05:44.000 Stop talking.

02:05:46.000 Stop talking to me.

02:05:47.000 I'm glad some of them are laughing.

02:05:49.000 I need to see the humor in situations like this.

02:05:55.000 I don't wish.

02:05:57.000 Tristan.

02:05:58.000 You ain't got no intellect.

02:06:00.000 I mean, intellectually.

02:06:02.000 I only let smart chicks blow me. 1.00

02:06:04.000 Hormone-free.

02:06:05.000 Chicken.

02:06:07.000 Well, congratulations to Greg Anderson, the cop who stood his ground and refused to take down the video.

02:06:16.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:06:37.000 So let them say we had to do better.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 12, 2020

S02E162 - MORE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS [2020-05-12 - S02E162 - MORE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS]

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