Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 07, 2019


S02E18 - ALL I WANNA DO IS FIGHT


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46 minutes

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7,972

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801

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Gavin McInnes talks about his recent fight with a 50-year-old man and how it almost killed him. He also talks about a new software thing he's working on, and why he doesn't want to swear on air anymore.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 All I wanna do is leave it with the Saturday, don't you fucking talk to me.
00:00:25.000 Thank you.
00:00:26.000 Oh, oh, oh.
00:00:30.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:00:37.000 So we're trying out a new thing.
00:00:38.000 This is we're trying out the live software stuff, but the technician on the other end is on speakerphone, Ryan.
00:00:44.000 Is that going to come through on the mics?
00:00:46.000 A little bit.
00:00:47.000 Okay.
00:00:48.000 He might have bled through a little.
00:00:51.000 I got in a fight this morning.
00:00:53.000 I think that, ah, oh, oh, oh.
00:00:58.000 Here's what happened.
00:01:00.000 One of the guys that spars is like this world champion, sort of a senior guy, which I know doesn't sound very threatening to you because he's 50, but I think he sort of like considers himself the bell of the ball at the gym.
00:01:13.000 And since the copper cap fight, everyone's been asking me about the fight.
00:01:18.000 When are we going to see the footage and blah, blah, blah.
00:01:20.000 And so it's sort of like when a toddler has to deal with a newborn and he's like grumpy because everyone is looking at the new, the new baby and I'm the new baby.
00:01:29.000 And we're sparring and he had a bloody nose and he had already sparred with...
00:01:37.000 In fact, I'm actually worried that they splintered into my lungs and I'm going to have a collapsed lung.
00:01:42.000 I'm not exaggerating.
00:01:44.000 And he had blood all over his face.
00:01:47.000 And he said, he said, the coach goes, all right, you're out.
00:01:52.000 And then Huey's in.
00:01:53.000 And you know, you just sort of take shifts.
00:01:55.000 And he goes, no, with his mouth going, no, I won't camp neck.
00:01:58.000 I won't camp it.
00:02:00.000 So then he just started wailing on me.
00:02:03.000 And he put me in, here, I'll send you a picture of my face right after.
00:02:07.000 He put me in a really bad way, dude.
00:02:10.000 Like it's okay to smash someone's face up.
00:02:12.000 I don't care, especially at this age.
00:02:13.000 I don't really have a face.
00:02:15.000 But to smash someone's ribs is a death sentence.
00:02:20.000 It is, it's like giving someone AIDS, basically.
00:02:25.000 I'm a bug chaser.
00:02:27.000 Did I just text it to you or did I email it to you?
00:02:29.000 Hopefully email.
00:02:30.000 Okay, I'm going to email it to you.
00:02:31.000 Yes, please.
00:02:32.000 That's smarter.
00:02:33.000 Because now, for a month, every time I sneeze, it's honestly like being tased.
00:02:38.000 And I've had slightly fractured ribs.
00:02:40.000 This is definitely cracked, like broken.
00:02:43.000 And sneezing on this, dude, it was kind of interesting.
00:02:48.000 It was so painful that it was like a bad acid trip.
00:02:53.000 Like I couldn't see.
00:02:54.000 I couldn't breathe.
00:02:55.000 I was scared.
00:02:56.000 This wasn't like, oh, that's gotta smart.
00:02:59.000 It was just like a, oh, oh.
00:03:01.000 It was like getting a colonoscopy and being tased as a 600-pound woman sits on your face out of the blue. 1.00
00:03:09.000 So you're just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:03:17.000 I'll show you.
00:03:18.000 Don't play that sample anymore.
00:03:21.000 Okay.
00:03:21.000 Ever again?
00:03:22.000 No.
00:03:23.000 I don't want to have swear.
00:03:25.000 I don't mind if we swear on this show and you look so insecure and ridiculous.
00:03:29.000 It's unbelievable.
00:03:31.000 You look like a Turkish, like the coolest Turkish dude in Uzbekistan, and you moved here.
00:03:37.000 I know that's a separate country.
00:03:39.000 And you moved here and you were like the king of the hill in your stupid little dumb Turkish village. 1.00
00:03:44.000 And now you're in New York City and you're a joke.
00:03:49.000 Actually, that's kind of true.
00:03:50.000 You're from upstate.
00:03:51.000 Look at my nose.
00:03:53.000 You'll have to talk while we get there.
00:03:54.000 I don't think he broke my nose, but.
00:03:59.000 He might have.
00:04:03.000 He said, look at this weird Rudolph thing.
00:04:06.000 What is that?
00:04:07.000 You want to grab the mic behind you?
00:04:10.000 Oh.
00:04:13.000 What is that?
00:04:14.000 That's odd.
00:04:16.000 It's like you gave me gin blossoms in one punch.
00:04:29.000 I'm going to be walking like George Burns in, oh God, for two months.
00:04:36.000 So don't get your hopes up for this show.
00:04:38.000 It's going to suck.
00:04:40.000 We're going to have Steven Crowder on to talk about this Vox adpocalypse, and I'll explain that in a second.
00:04:46.000 But he's very busy, so we'll get him tomorrow.
00:04:48.000 But we'll definitely get him.
00:04:49.000 I also want to shoot...
00:04:51.000 I have a new show idea where...
00:04:56.000 I swear to God, I'm not.
00:04:58.000 It sounds like I'm on the verge of tears.
00:04:59.000 Yeah.
00:05:00.000 Like where he would just be like, and I look like you're trying to get her back and you don't want to sound like a pussy. 0.97
00:05:06.000 And you're like, and you know that I loved you since the first time I ever saw you.
00:05:11.000 And I never stopped loving you from that day forward to now.
00:05:15.000 And everything that's happened between us has made our relationship stronger.
00:05:20.000 And I'm not that into being with you.
00:05:22.000 I just got punched in the ribs really hard.
00:05:24.000 So if you want a horse around tonight, fine, but I got a spare and a pair.
00:05:28.000 And you're like my booty call.
00:05:30.000 I know I sound like I'm crying.
00:05:31.000 I'm just in pain.
00:05:32.000 You know, things that you would normally tell me like very demandingly and a matter-of-factly, you're just like, you think we could start the show soon?
00:05:39.000 And I'm like, hmm, well, Mr. McInnes, look what we have.
00:05:43.000 You're all weak.
00:05:44.000 A, what's your joke?
00:05:45.000 I don't get it.
00:05:45.000 B, what is on your head and what is on your face?
00:05:48.000 You look like a total fool.
00:05:50.000 I look awesome.
00:05:52.000 Yeah.
00:05:53.000 You know what you look like?
00:05:54.000 I look like a dark guy.
00:05:56.000 Badass, cool, fun six-year-old.
00:06:00.000 You look like a really fun guy to play t-ball with.
00:06:02.000 I look like Eric Church when he was six.
00:06:07.000 So before we drop this incredibly interesting topic of me, me, me, oh, we have to talk about the songs so we don't have to pay them.
00:06:11.000 Lars Fredrickson, the bassist, I think, from Rancid, old punk.
00:06:15.000 He literally has punk tattooed to his forehead.
00:06:18.000 And that song's about fighting.
00:06:21.000 All I want to do is fight.
00:06:22.000 Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose.
00:06:24.000 Yeah, but this is a heavy price to pay.
00:06:27.000 In fact, when I feel it, it feels lumpy.
00:06:31.000 I think I can feel a fragment sticking out.
00:06:34.000 But check your email.
00:06:35.000 I sent you a picture of my shattered face.
00:06:37.000 Everyone was bleeding today.
00:06:38.000 It was a weird day.
00:06:40.000 It's a very aggro day today.
00:06:43.000 Okay, now zoom in on my nose.
00:06:47.000 Look at that.
00:06:48.000 My headgear, first of all, has been punched off my head.
00:06:51.000 And there's blood, not just on my nose, but my headgear.
00:06:54.000 And that's not a cut.
00:06:56.000 So the blood was splashing up the nose.
00:07:02.000 And it hurts to push on.
00:07:04.000 But if you get lost delivering presents on Christmas night.
00:07:09.000 I ruined the joke.
00:07:11.000 Comedy is so unforgiving.
00:07:12.000 You get one little detail wrong.
00:07:14.000 I meant to say December 24th.
00:07:16.000 That would have been a cute little joke, nice clean joke, a nice family-friendly joke.
00:07:20.000 And I said, Christmas, gone.
00:07:22.000 Gone.
00:07:23.000 With rock and punk, you can screw up all kinds of wrists when people go, that guy's about us.
00:07:28.000 All right, let's start the show.
00:07:31.000 I want to start the show with this major story.
00:07:34.000 Again, I apologize.
00:07:36.000 This major story.
00:07:38.000 There's a team in basketball, apparently, called the Golden Gate Somethings, Golden State Warriors in Oakland.
00:07:46.000 You don't want to say Oakland if you're from Oakland.
00:07:47.000 It's sort of like people from Iran. 0.75
00:07:49.000 They say, I'm actually Persian.
00:07:51.000 Oh, you mean you're embarrassed of post-revolution Iran in 1960?
00:07:58.000 When was it 1979?
00:07:59.000 79 was the revolution there.
00:08:02.000 So this is an Oakland game, and Jay-Z is there.
00:08:07.000 He recently became a billionaire, by the way, the first hip-hop person to become a billionaire.
00:08:11.000 But the reason I bring this up is people are so obsessed with Beyonce.
00:08:16.000 Liberals, white liberals see her as Jesus Christ.
00:08:22.000 If the president said, yeah, Beyonce is kind of overrated, he would be assassinated tomorrow.
00:08:29.000 The beehive.
00:08:30.000 It kills a lot of good jokes.
00:08:31.000 Here's a good joke.
00:08:32.000 I was watching a commercial the other day and Beyonce was talking about shampoo for blonde heads.
00:08:40.000 Shampoo for blondes. 1.00
00:08:42.000 For blonde hair.
00:08:43.000 I already ruined the joke.
00:08:44.000 And I said, what is she doing?
00:08:48.000 That's not her hair and she can't get it wet. 0.98
00:08:51.000 Isn't that cultural appropriation that she has some woman's head, some woman's hair stitched to her head? 1.00
00:08:57.000 Yeah.
00:08:58.000 Sorry, you're going to notice that my delivery is a little off today because someone's stabbing me.
00:09:01.000 I'm basically Jesus on the cross and that Pontius dude from Jackass. 0.72
00:09:06.000 Chris Pontius.
00:09:07.000 Chris Pontius is just stabbing me.
00:09:09.000 Hi.
00:09:10.000 Hi, I'm Pontius Pilot, and this is Jackass.
00:09:12.000 Pontius Pilot.
00:09:14.000 That's pretty funny.
00:09:16.000 So check out that thread.
00:09:17.000 Show the whole thread.
00:09:18.000 So that woman, who, by the way, is insanely hot, is the owner of the Golden State Warriors' second wife. 1.00
00:09:25.000 She asked Jay-Z a question, and this might be different in the black community, as we just saw.
00:09:31.000 But you're not supposed to talk to a black woman's husband, especially if you don't acknowledge the wife. 0.99
00:09:35.000 So Beyonce is not having it. 0.94
00:09:37.000 Look how pissed off she is. 1.00
00:09:38.000 Smiling, smiling.
00:09:41.000 I'm being ignored.
00:09:43.000 Now I'm pissed.
00:09:45.000 This is news.
00:09:47.000 This is a Twitter moment that has the country up in arms because for, I'm going to say 1-10002, maybe 6,1000s, Beyonce didn't look totally thrilled that the kind of woman that Jay-Z probably wants to have sex with, a rich slut who dresses like a whore. 1.00
00:10:06.000 Look at her boots. 0.99
00:10:06.000 Go back up again. 0.99
00:10:08.000 She wears, because the theme is golden state, right?
00:10:10.000 So she wears knee-high golden boots.
00:10:14.000 Sorry, thigh-high golden slut boots. 0.64
00:10:16.000 Rose gold.
00:10:17.000 Rose gold.
00:10:19.000 I think she's hot as a tamale, by the way. 1.00
00:10:22.000 Mott as a Hatali. 0.97
00:10:24.000 Thanks for interrupting the show to just reverse two letters around like that's worth saying.
00:10:29.000 Just shut up, please. 0.93
00:10:30.000 That's what I should say.
00:10:30.000 That's a good old cool turk.
00:10:33.000 Keep going.
00:10:34.000 Of course, you know the name of him.
00:10:35.000 See, that's your stuff when you're my age.
00:10:38.000 You like a mold.
00:10:39.000 Keep going.
00:10:41.000 Keep going.
00:10:42.000 Look how much there is, how much content there is because Beyonce... 0.95
00:10:49.000 All right.
00:10:50.000 So that's in the stupid chick news today. 1.00
00:10:53.000 Also, here's a fun little thing.
00:10:55.000 I like to start the show kind of light.
00:10:56.000 And here's a fun thing you can do to your enemies that's perfectly legal.
00:11:01.000 It's called the porn card.
00:11:04.000 And I think this is safe for work because we're not being sexual about it.
00:11:09.000 But what you do is it's a card that says congratulations.
00:11:12.000 Costs 10 bucks, unfortunately.
00:11:13.000 And don't start it yet.
00:11:17.000 You send it to, they'll send it from their factory so you can send it anonymously.
00:11:21.000 But when you open it, it blares porn for four hours and can't be stopped.
00:11:28.000 So you should send it to their work, ideally, right?
00:11:31.000 Because if some guy's alone at home, it's not that good.
00:11:34.000 But okay, let's just check the video.
00:11:36.000 I haven't clicked this yet because I was at home and I didn't want anyone to hear it.
00:11:45.000 Sorry, family-friendly show.
00:11:49.000 So that's what it does?
00:11:51.000 Oh, look, someone's ripped it trying to get it to stop.
00:11:53.000 And then if you rip it, all these little sparkles, what do you call that glitter comes out?
00:12:00.000 Could be mistaken as stripper glitter.
00:12:02.000 Surely you can just smash it with a hammer.
00:12:04.000 Or just dunk it in water.
00:12:06.000 So that is at dickatyourdoor.com.
00:12:12.000 Not a sponsor, by the way.
00:12:13.000 Not a sponsor.
00:12:14.000 They should be.
00:12:14.000 Go to dickatyourdoor.com slash gavin.
00:12:16.000 Let's try to get them.
00:12:17.000 You know who I want to get for tomorrow night?
00:12:19.000 Is the guys.
00:12:19.000 Have you heard about this straight parade?
00:12:21.000 No.
00:12:23.000 They're having a straight parade in, I believe, Boston.
00:12:26.000 And it's a trick.
00:12:29.000 You know, we do this trick all the time, us righties.
00:12:31.000 The left does it too.
00:12:32.000 I mean, pro-life and pro-choice is a trick.
00:12:36.000 When you say pro-choice, whoops, what you're saying is you're anti-choice.
00:12:41.000 When you say pro-life, what you're saying is you're anti-life.
00:12:43.000 Anti-fascist is a trick.
00:12:45.000 If you're against it, well, then you're pro-fascist.
00:12:48.000 And the trick we would do at Sharia rallies is say we'd have an anti-Sharia rally. 0.70
00:12:52.000 So then Antifa shows up defending Sharia. 0.83
00:12:54.000 We didn't say anti-Muslim.
00:12:55.000 We didn't say anti-Quran.
00:12:56.000 We said anti-Sharia, which is dictionary definition, sexist, Homophobic, dark ages, women are second-class citizens. 1.00
00:13:03.000 You can't not oppose it and be a left-winger.
00:13:06.000 It opposes all liberal values.
00:13:08.000 Although they're pretty good at pretzeling themselves into some logical lie where they go, actually, hi, I'm a dude.
00:13:15.000 At the woman's march, I'm going to wear a rainbow hijab. 0.80
00:13:18.000 And you go, you know what, dude?
00:13:20.000 Perfect.
00:13:21.000 Please do that.
00:13:22.000 You're my greatest ally.
00:13:24.000 I can sit here and try to explain the trouble with radical Islam for weeks. 0.98
00:13:28.000 When some dunce puts on a rainbow, some male puts on a rainbow hijab at a pro-choice rally, you just angered Islam more than the Crusades. 0.99
00:13:38.000 So thank you for that.
00:13:42.000 But yeah, so there's these straight guys having a parade in Boston. 0.82
00:13:49.000 And if you're against it, well, then you're against prides that celebrate sexuality.
00:13:53.000 Please articulate.
00:13:54.000 Oh, Chris Evans, Captain America's had enough.
00:13:57.000 This guy is, you know how we have the 25 hottest babes?
00:14:00.000 We need to have a douche list. 1.00
00:14:02.000 Oh, yeah, yes.
00:14:04.000 Chris Evans, Jeremy Piven, Alan Cumming.
00:14:07.000 They don't have to be evil.
00:14:08.000 Obviously, Michael Moore is going to be at the top of your shit list.
00:14:11.000 It's not a shit list.
00:14:12.000 It's a douche list.
00:14:14.000 Like Jeremy Piven, he's never tried to censor anyone.
00:14:14.000 And some of them are harmless.
00:14:18.000 This is pretty funny.
00:14:18.000 Chris DeLia says, straight pride parade.
00:14:21.000 Hey, guys, if you're in a parade, you're gay. 0.98
00:14:23.000 That's pretty funny.
00:14:24.000 That's pretty funny.
00:14:27.000 Wow, cool initiative, fellas.
00:14:29.000 Just a thought.
00:14:30.000 Instead of straight pride parade, how about this?
00:14:32.000 The desperately trying to bury your own gay thoughts by being homophobic because no one taught us how to access our emotions as children parade.
00:14:40.000 What you think?
00:14:40.000 Two on the nose?
00:14:42.000 Why are you homophobic?
00:14:43.000 Yeah, wait, that sounds very homophobe, doesn't it?
00:14:45.000 Yeah.
00:14:46.000 This is a weird thing that the left does is they go, they hate you because you're a bigot, you're a homophobe, transformed, and then they go, and you're probably a fag. 0.98
00:14:55.000 And you go, I thought that was a compliment.
00:14:57.000 Why is that a pejorative?
00:14:58.000 Like they have big murals of Trump and Hitler making out, and they talk about, they say Trump, remember Stephen Colbert said Trump is Putin's cockholster.
00:15:08.000 Like, isn't that a good thing?
00:15:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:10.000 They're two gay men making love. 0.84
00:15:12.000 I thought that's what the Pride Parade is.
00:15:14.000 Two very powerful gay men.
00:15:16.000 And they say, well, the straight Pride Parade is redundant.
00:15:19.000 Is there anything more redundant than walking around the West Village on a giant float and screaming, we're here, we're queer, get used to it?
00:15:29.000 Yeah.
00:15:30.000 Let's go to an Amish community with beards and say, we're here, we have beards, get used to it, Amish. 1.00
00:15:36.000 Amish men with beards have had enough of you freaking out over their beards. 0.91
00:15:41.000 No, I'm pretty used to your beards.
00:15:43.000 Ah.
00:15:44.000 Ah.
00:15:46.000 Ugh.
00:15:50.000 All right.
00:15:51.000 I think we can start the show now.
00:15:53.000 Are we ready?
00:15:54.000 Yeah.
00:15:56.000 If you ever go to Britain, you need to turn on the television and see how they talk about Trump.
00:16:02.000 It is absolutely mental.
00:16:05.000 And everything, every time they talk about him, no, sorry, they include him into the end of every discussion no matter what.
00:16:14.000 So it could be about, I saw this documentary there, and I think it was about South Africa and the Boer War in the 1800s or something like that, something totally unrelated.
00:16:23.000 And you go, okay, that was a tough time.
00:16:24.000 England was really rough on the Boers and Gandhi was there rescuing people, fascinated and all that. 0.99
00:16:29.000 And then they inevitably end the piece with, of course, in Trump's America, hate has become mobilized.
00:16:37.000 And you're like, what the hell?
00:16:39.000 This was about the history of licorice.
00:16:41.000 And then they show, I'm not going to do it, but they show old Italian skinheads from the 80s, Zeig Heiling.
00:16:46.000 This is how I do Zeig Heiling on the show, so you can't make an edited video.
00:16:51.000 And you go, what are you talking about?
00:16:54.000 So this is propaganda.
00:16:56.000 It's British government propaganda.
00:16:58.000 The BBC is owned by the government.
00:17:00.000 And Brits hate them in an irrational way.
00:17:04.000 Also, the working class loves them.
00:17:06.000 And Brits hate the working class.
00:17:08.000 They hate their own working class. 0.53
00:17:10.000 That's unique about them.
00:17:12.000 We're not like that.
00:17:13.000 Like, if you say, well, they crap on rednecks and southerners, but if you say something like, look at that loser plumber, people would be mortified.
00:17:23.000 You don't even abuse the wait staff in America because people were waiters and waitresses.
00:17:28.000 So that's a very uniquely British thing.
00:17:29.000 But I saw there was a guy who dared to defend Trump in Britain.
00:17:34.000 What are you doing?
00:17:36.000 What are you pissing around with headphones?
00:17:38.000 Don't worry.
00:17:39.000 We're live.
00:17:40.000 Yeah.
00:17:40.000 Check this out.
00:17:41.000 Some geriatric dares to defend Trump in Britain, which is not a wise move for anyone. 0.79
00:17:48.000 And they just can't wait to beat his ass. 0.92
00:17:51.000 Guard your ribs, dude.
00:17:53.000 You got to work on your core, old man.
00:17:58.000 Not in my name.
00:17:59.000 Trump is a racist.
00:18:01.000 Say no to race. 0.89
00:18:02.000 Can you give me a specific example of Trump's racism?
00:18:06.000 Is it the border wall?
00:18:07.000 Is that racist?
00:18:10.000 And then there was this woman. 0.99
00:18:11.000 I've met her, actually.
00:18:12.000 There's the giant baby balloon of Trump that they flew around Buckingham Palace.
00:18:17.000 And no, go to the video footage first.
00:18:19.000 You just ruined the ending.
00:18:20.000 Classics.
00:18:21.000 They're all here in order, my friend.
00:18:24.000 All you have to do is your job.
00:18:26.000 That's it.
00:18:28.000 Oh, I got it.
00:18:30.000 This can't be edited out either.
00:18:31.000 This is live.
00:18:32.000 This woman, was it Tommy Robinson?
00:18:34.000 She's known as like Free Speech Sally or something. 1.00
00:18:37.000 And God, middle-aged women, they're like your mom, believe it or not. 1.00
00:18:41.000 And boy, can they talk their asses off.
00:18:44.000 And I just remember, you ever do this?
00:18:46.000 You write on your leg, like, please shut up with your finger, like, please shut up. 0.97
00:18:52.000 Or on your other leg, you're writing, Bo Ring, as you go.
00:18:58.000 Anyway, she's on the right side of history, as they say.
00:19:02.000 And she went up with a carpet cutter, I believe, and just sliced into the Trump balloon.
00:19:06.000 What took you so long, by the way, Britain, British Conservatives?
00:19:10.000 Go ahead.
00:19:12.000 The resolution is not great.
00:19:15.000 Based Amy, maybe that's her name? 0.77
00:19:20.000 Wow!
00:19:22.000 What took you so long?
00:19:24.000 It's a national disgrace.
00:19:25.000 The president of the United States is the best president ever.
00:19:29.000 Shame on you.
00:19:30.000 Don't touch me.
00:19:34.000 She's American.
00:19:34.000 She's done it, guys.
00:19:36.000 She's got American Wall Checks and she's lived there for a long time.
00:19:38.000 I remember her.
00:19:39.000 You better go check out.
00:19:40.000 I think Donald Trump's balloon is not very well.
00:19:43.000 I think it's going to be a good idea.
00:19:44.000 This is their idea of crime now.
00:19:45.000 Milkshake.
00:19:46.000 Like they have Muslim gangs throwing acid on people's faces and stabbing each other and machete attacks. 1.00
00:19:52.000 But as far as the bourgeoisie, it's just cutting your hand on a carpet cutter and getting arrested for popping a balloon.
00:19:57.000 Wait, isn't she pro-Trump?
00:19:58.000 Yeah.
00:20:00.000 She's bleeding. 0.66
00:20:01.000 Yeah, I'm allowed to say that people who are pro-Trump occasionally bore the living shit out of me.
00:20:07.000 Now you can show the deflated balloon, sir.
00:20:10.000 There we go.
00:20:11.000 It looks cool.
00:20:12.000 Yeah.
00:20:13.000 Doesn't it?
00:20:14.000 Yeah.
00:20:14.000 Like, if I was a billionaire, I would have that put on top of glass, like really thick glass, and then another piece of glass put on top of it, like Damien Hearst, and then have that as some sort of two-ton piece in one of my lobbies at my ski house in Aspen.
00:20:30.000 That is pretty cool.
00:20:31.000 Or like the floor.
00:20:33.000 Or the floor, yeah.
00:20:34.000 Yeah.
00:20:34.000 Could be a carpet.
00:20:35.000 No, then you're walking all over Trump.
00:20:38.000 If it's in glass.
00:20:39.000 And then the beauty of having it on the wall, again, you're wrong about everything possible.
00:20:44.000 If you have it on the wall, people go, oh, you don't like Trump?
00:20:47.000 No, I do.
00:20:47.000 I do.
00:20:48.000 This boring old lady that I like popped him. 1.00
00:20:53.000 All right, we've got to get to this Vox adpocalypse.
00:20:56.000 I'm actually kind of glad Crowder isn't on this show because we have so much to get to.
00:21:00.000 We can sort of establish it, give you the education.
00:21:03.000 You can ruminate.
00:21:05.000 And then the next show, you're like, oh, there's the dude I've been thinking about since the last show.
00:21:12.000 How's it going, dude?
00:21:14.000 Like, one question I want to ask him is, did they win?
00:21:17.000 Is Carlos Maza happy?
00:21:19.000 But before we get to that, I want to show you something that is very, very, very graphic.
00:21:24.000 And please don't show it without me giving the cue.
00:21:26.000 Now, on this show, I don't want to show you porn.
00:21:28.000 I try to keep swearing to a minimum.
00:21:31.000 It's not a family-friendly show in that your kids should be around.
00:21:34.000 But if you accidentally are playing it and there's an eight-year-old in the car, I don't think it's the end of the world.
00:21:40.000 It's sort of like rock, this show.
00:21:43.000 It's a hard rock show.
00:21:44.000 Welcome to the Hard Rock Studio from Hard Rock Studios.
00:21:48.000 Then I never think of the Hard Rock Cafe and then I get a summons.
00:21:51.000 Shoot, that actually happened.
00:21:53.000 On my old show, I had a thing called Sports Talk.
00:21:56.000 Yeah.
00:21:56.000 Remember we had Kale Hartman on the show and I was like, sports talk, sports talk, sports talk, sports talk.
00:22:01.000 And that was flashing.
00:22:02.000 And Kale Hartman goes, why did you just steal Wayne's World?
00:22:06.000 And I had subconsciously done it.
00:22:08.000 It's like when I was in a band, our bassist in Anal Chinook, this bassist came over, this bassist.
00:22:14.000 Chillo, it's a bassist.
00:22:17.000 And he comes over and he's like, guys, you're going to die.
00:22:22.000 I came up in my sleep with the most intensely awesome bass line that has ever been written.
00:22:27.000 With the songs written, you can just dance around it.
00:22:29.000 but here is the spine of our first big hit.
00:22:33.000 And And then the guitarist just goes up to the mic, Mr. Cab Driver, don't like the color of my skin.
00:22:44.000 And then the bassist went, fuck, and threw his bass down and didn't realize that he had accidentally stolen a Lenny Kravitz riff.
00:22:55.000 Oh.
00:22:56.000 So I'm about to show you something that is the harshest thing we will ever see on this show.
00:23:03.000 So if anyone's around, like that's young, stop watching. 0.99
00:23:06.000 Skip ahead five minutes.
00:23:08.000 If you have a particularly weak stomach or don't like seeing dead babies, then skip ahead and I'm with you.
00:23:16.000 But I feel this is newsworthy and I feel that it's important.
00:23:20.000 And Miley Cyrus drew first blood when she licked a big cake that said, what does the cake say?
00:23:27.000 Don't show anything yet.
00:23:28.000 The cake says abortion is healthcare. 0.67
00:23:31.000 All right, so when you lick a cake that says abortion is healthcare, what you're doing is trivializing what almost 50% of the country thinks is murder.
00:23:38.000 Ergo, we're allowed to go this far with our retort.
00:23:43.000 It's sort of like Dove Charney was accused of molesting these women and he ended up publishing all the sexts they had sent him, including a video of him having sex with one of them and her loving it.
00:23:54.000 And that's an invasion of privacy and I don't like revenge porn, but you drew first blood when you said he raped you and you showed up on Good Morning America wearing like a little blouse and a sweater vest saying, we're so innocent.
00:24:06.000 So you started this.
00:24:08.000 All right.
00:24:09.000 So warnings, everyone skipped ahead.
00:24:11.000 This is the harshest thing we will ever show on this show.
00:24:14.000 But Sabo, so show the cake first.
00:24:18.000 Oh, you blew it.
00:24:19.000 Did you?
00:24:19.000 Yes.
00:24:20.000 Yeah.
00:24:20.000 Classic Rye guy.
00:24:22.000 I'm going to change your name to Blue It.
00:24:24.000 And you just keep blowing it.
00:24:25.000 That's amazing.
00:24:26.000 Because it was faded in there.
00:24:28.000 You have a gift when it comes to screwing up.
00:24:31.000 It's hard to see the just the cake.
00:24:33.000 Okay, I got just the cake.
00:24:34.000 Okay, so here's the cake.
00:24:36.000 This started this whole mess.
00:24:37.000 Miley Cyrus saying, I want to get into the abortion discussion.
00:24:41.000 Sabo, who is pro-life, says, okay, welcome aboard.
00:24:46.000 Here's my retaliation.
00:24:47.000 And I guess he's putting these, he's selling these posters, but I guess he's also putting them around LA.
00:24:53.000 Zeek back a bit a little bit.
00:24:56.000 What an incredible artist he is.
00:24:57.000 Can you zoom back, please?
00:25:00.000 Zoom out.
00:25:01.000 You can have space on either side, dude.
00:25:04.000 That's why.
00:25:06.000 What?
00:25:06.000 The screen shows up?
00:25:07.000 Yeah.
00:25:09.000 All the nasty little buttons.
00:25:10.000 But here, we can do this.
00:25:11.000 yeah, why didn't you do that before?
00:25:17.000 I don't want to show my buttons.
00:25:19.000 Yeah, we don't have to see your buttons.
00:25:20.000 Just show that.
00:25:22.000 God damn.
00:25:24.000 You are an idiot Saval without the Saval. 1.00
00:25:29.000 What is that?
00:25:30.000 Is that a painting?
00:25:32.000 Or he's just taken a horrible image into Photoshop and tweaked it so much that it looks like a painting.
00:25:38.000 It looks like a physical thing.
00:25:41.000 Yeah, well, it definitely comes from a real photo.
00:25:43.000 I've always said about abortion, ladies, don't do anything you can't Google image. 1.00
00:25:48.000 And then someone came back to me and said, oh, yeah, how about processing meat?
00:25:51.000 Can you watch hot dogs being made?
00:25:53.000 Yep.
00:25:54.000 Oh, yeah, can you watch a deer being skinned?
00:25:56.000 Yeah, I've done it.
00:25:58.000 I'm fine with it.
00:25:59.000 It's kind of gross, But it's no abortion. 0.98
00:26:03.000 All right.
00:26:04.000 How long have we been talking for?
00:26:06.000 I can't gauge it.
00:26:07.000 This is going to be a totally different show because the Vox adpocalypse is so huge that it's going to take a long time to explain it all.
00:26:17.000 So I'll just give you the Coles notes, or I think they're called Crib notes here in America.
00:26:24.000 Carlos Maza is the guy from Vox who talks like this all the time.
00:26:28.000 He's a very effeminate gay. 1.00
00:26:30.000 Gay is a huge part of his persona.
00:26:32.000 It's not like you just found out he's gay.
00:26:34.000 I talked about this on the other show.
00:26:36.000 So when you call him a lispy queer, it's not like you're going up to some guy at a bank who's like, can I help you with your checks?
00:26:43.000 And you go, whatever, lispy queer. 1.00
00:26:46.000 This is his identity.
00:26:48.000 So say you're called fat black mama and someone calls you a fat black woman. 1.00
00:26:52.000 That's a different context.
00:26:54.000 You started it again, just like the Miley Cyrus thing.
00:26:56.000 So that's the context.
00:26:58.000 And Crowder has been picking on him quite a bit.
00:27:00.000 But it's because he picks fights with not just conservatives, but America.
00:27:04.000 Like he'll make a whole argument on how Tucker Carlson is a Nazi.
00:27:07.000 He'll make a whole argument about how more guns equal more crime.
00:27:11.000 He'll make a whole argument about how being pro-life means you want babies to die and you want women to die doing false abortion.
00:27:18.000 So he stepped into the ring and said, you guys are murderers.
00:27:21.000 You guys are white nationalists.
00:27:22.000 Conservatives are white nationalists.
00:27:24.000 He's attacked me.
00:27:26.000 He says YouTube enables white nationalists, including me and Lauren Southern.
00:27:30.000 So you can't jump into the ring and then cry when you get your ribs cracked.
00:27:35.000 You can cry after, privately, after you get your ribs cracked, but you can't, like, I'm not happy about what this guy did to me.
00:27:42.000 But what am I going to do?
00:27:44.000 I said yes.
00:27:45.000 I agreed when I stepped into the ring.
00:27:47.000 Them's the fighting rules.
00:27:50.000 So that's the context.
00:27:54.000 And he started this email, and we might get to this out of order.
00:28:01.000 But he said, look, I've got thick skin.
00:28:03.000 See, I'm making fun of him now.
00:28:04.000 I've got thick skin, but this is out of hand.
00:28:06.000 Twitter, take down Steven Crowder.
00:28:10.000 So you call us Nazis, which by the way, I think calling someone a Nazi is worse than calling someone a fag.
00:28:17.000 Because calling someone a fag is just a rude way to say gay.
00:28:21.000 But being gay is not the end of the world, especially if you're gay.
00:28:25.000 Like, you can call me a jock.
00:28:27.000 That's one of the things the English call Scots.
00:28:30.000 And a jock is considered a derogatory term for Scots.
00:28:33.000 But I am Scottish, so I'll sleep that night.
00:28:36.000 But calling someone a Nazi when they're not, which they never seem to be, is saying you are the enemy of the Western world.
00:28:45.000 You are responsible for 6 million dead Jewish people. 1.00
00:28:50.000 You are, in American history, the worst person we've had so far.
00:28:56.000 That's pretty bad, isn't it?
00:28:59.000 Anyway, Nick Monroe is this guy who was just booted off of Twitter.
00:29:06.000 He's a really good journalist.
00:29:08.000 He started as a Gamergate guy, which is not my cup of tea.
00:29:11.000 But he since he'll go on, he used to have these long Twitter threads, which are now all deleted, where he'd link Soros to Antifa and prove it.
00:29:19.000 And it would go down and down and down.
00:29:21.000 It'd be like a 10-foot long thread.
00:29:24.000 And he was just, and he wasn't particularly partisan, but he was just booted off.
00:29:28.000 So he's on Gab now and he's on Telegram.
00:29:31.000 And he has this thread now on Gab called, Go Back Up.
00:29:36.000 Vox adpocalypse situation is the evolution of the Crowder controversy.
00:29:39.000 So I got to adapt it to a new thread.
00:29:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:29:41.000 So first, Carlos Maza said, get rid of Crowder.
00:29:46.000 And then everyone at Vox and Vox itself and all their followers just started pinging not just him, but everyone conservative.
00:29:53.000 I got in trouble for this video I did called Robots or Bullshit.
00:29:56.000 It just got taken down by YouTube during this flurry.
00:29:59.000 And that video is like, what, a year old?
00:30:03.000 Look at this is me complaining about robots.
00:30:06.000 Oh, oh, it got taken down.
00:30:08.000 I was just watching that a second ago.
00:30:08.000 Damn.
00:30:10.000 See if you can find robots or bullshit.
00:30:14.000 That was almost...
00:30:14.000 Wow.
00:30:17.000 Oh, shit.
00:30:18.000 I can watch it.
00:30:19.000 That was daunting.
00:30:19.000 By the way, I was watching that about an hour ago.
00:30:22.000 In fact, maybe it's still on my phone.
00:30:24.000 Yeah, look, it's on my phone.
00:30:26.000 Yeah, because it's all buffered up.
00:30:26.000 I don't trust the government.
00:30:28.000 I don't trust the government.
00:30:29.000 I have a problem with big business.
00:30:31.000 I'm not a blind capitalist.
00:30:33.000 I don't think it's fair that the Neo's salaries have become so distant from the salaries of the men on the factory floor. 0.97
00:30:40.000 Now, I don't want the government enforcing that and changing that.
00:30:44.000 So that's me just saying punks are like conservatives?
00:30:47.000 And then here I am ragging on a robot.
00:30:48.000 You're like that cool Honda guy who can walk around with his little legs?
00:30:52.000 She just gets wheeled out there and has a bunch of robotics in her face and goes, Hi, I'm pretending that I have intelligence.
00:30:59.000 Thank you, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
00:31:01.000 Clearly, that is just an ad for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
00:31:05.000 That's what I hate when I say.
00:31:07.000 It's actually kind of politically correct where I'm criticizing Saudi Arabia and big business for pretending that robots actually exist and they have AI and they can go to conferences and talk.
00:31:18.000 Sophia is her name, if you want to look her up and get really annoyed. 0.57
00:31:22.000 So yeah, I got caught up in that.
00:31:24.000 It's amazing everyone who's been banned.
00:31:26.000 People I never heard of.
00:31:27.000 Even some people on the left who report on Antifa occasionally, but are actually liberal, they got shut down.
00:31:34.000 But Nick Monroe has compiled all these in a gab thread.
00:31:38.000 Do you want to just go through some of them?
00:31:39.000 Because it's fun seeing all of these, the Knight of the Long Knives, sorry to use a Nazi analogy, where they're just so happy that all these people are getting shut down.
00:31:51.000 Go down.
00:31:53.000 We should also look at Carlos Maz's past statements, betterness and his motives.
00:31:56.000 Here's what he said about Milo.
00:31:58.000 Deplatforming works and we should use it way more aggressively.
00:32:01.000 This is a journalist.
00:32:03.000 This is journalism in 2019.
00:32:05.000 They want to shut you down.
00:32:07.000 They want less voices, less information.
00:32:11.000 Journalists want less information.
00:32:12.000 You know what that means?
00:32:13.000 They want to control the narrative.
00:32:15.000 That's not a journalist.
00:32:16.000 That's a propagandist.
00:32:17.000 Go back to that thread.
00:32:20.000 YouTube seems to be more concerned with being a publisher than being a platform.
00:32:23.000 That's Kevin McCarthy.
00:32:25.000 I thought he was a, isn't he a Nazi? 0.52
00:32:27.000 No, that's McDonald.
00:32:29.000 So first they deplatformed Crowder.
00:32:32.000 And Crowder, by the way, has a million lawyers.
00:32:35.000 So the second they make a move, he attacks YouTube.
00:32:38.000 And Carlos Mazza was very angry about that.
00:32:40.000 He said, That's not good enough.
00:32:42.000 I want more.
00:32:44.000 He said he can still make money selling his t-shirts.
00:32:46.000 Socialism is for fags. 0.99
00:32:47.000 No, don't show that yet.
00:32:49.000 Show me, just so people know.
00:32:51.000 I've made fun of Carlos Maza before, but I can't be deplatformed because I've already been deplatformed.
00:32:56.000 This is episode 168 of the Get Off My Lawn archives that was started by the guy from Daily Coast and Ezra Klein.
00:33:07.000 Clearly just funded by some far-left zillionaires.
00:33:11.000 Yeah, just popped.
00:33:12.000 Vox, by the way, while it's talking about deplatforming and these people shouldn't be able to make money, they have $200 million in the bank supplied by mainstream media.
00:33:21.000 I think it's, I just said it there.
00:33:23.000 I think it's MSNBC or something.
00:33:25.000 I can't remember, or Media Matters.
00:33:27.000 It's one of these big, rich media companies has poured in 200 million.
00:33:31.000 So you can boycott them all you want.
00:33:33.000 You can demonetize them.
00:33:34.000 They don't give a shit.
00:33:35.000 Go ahead, me.
00:33:37.000 Don't like it.
00:33:37.000 That's a lot of wave we're seeing with young people.
00:33:40.000 So they liberal splain everything.
00:33:43.000 And the liberal splaining for this latest trend in deplatforming is Alex Jones is just the tip of the iceberg, which is kind of what we're saying too, but we're saying it as a bad thing.
00:33:52.000 They're saying it as a good thing.
00:33:53.000 And they're like, you can't just start.
00:33:55.000 You can't stop with Alex Jones.
00:33:57.000 Deplatform everyone.
00:33:59.000 And the evidence they have is some people have opinions that I don't like.
00:34:04.000 So this is kind of an older person.
00:34:05.000 So jump to Carlos Mazza.
00:34:07.000 It's funny.
00:34:07.000 This is very prophetic.
00:34:09.000 And pathetic.
00:34:11.000 There he is bitching about how white nationalists can use YouTube.
00:34:14.000 But his definition of white nationalism includes Paul Joseph Watson, Lauren Southern, and me.
00:34:20.000 Who stopped making videos now, right?
00:34:23.000 Yeah, but that's not related.
00:34:25.000 The YouTube right.
00:34:26.000 A growing collection of right-wing vloggers, media operations, conspiracy theorists, and activists who built sizable followings on YouTube.
00:34:34.000 They warn about mass immigration, decry political correctness, and mock out-of-control social justice warriors.
00:34:39.000 Why am I on camera for this?
00:34:40.000 They also represent a fascinating challenge for YouTube.
00:34:44.000 A company that wants to make this is a trend I've noticed before.
00:34:46.000 Wow, this is heavy.
00:34:48.000 Just pause.
00:34:48.000 Pause me, me.
00:34:50.000 A fascinating problem for YouTube that he appears to have solved in the Vox adpocalypse, where everyone on the thousands.
00:35:01.000 YouTube, I should have said this at the very beginning.
00:35:03.000 YouTube has demonetized thousands of sites.
00:35:09.000 Mazza said, go to Mazza's not satisfied.
00:35:12.000 When they de-platformed Crowder, they said, Mazza came back with, no, that's not good enough, bitch. 1.00
00:35:19.000 So, a fake apology video where he gratuitously repeats every gross thing he's done on his show, making a joke out of it.
00:35:25.000 He's daring YouTube to do something about it.
00:35:27.000 That's not the exact one I was thinking of.
00:35:30.000 Actually, show Crowder's apology.
00:35:32.000 That's just below it.
00:35:33.000 It's really smart.
00:35:34.000 He did a very good job.
00:35:38.000 It's been brought to my attention that many of the comments, videos, and overall tenor and tone of this program have been considered hurtful and offensive to many.
00:35:45.000 And while not in violation of policy guidelines, certainly started the line of human decency.
00:35:50.000 I, along with everyone here at Ladderworth Crowder, am not above recognizing my mistakes and attempting to rectify them.
00:35:57.000 So I'd like to take this opportunity to formally apologize to all parties involved.
00:36:03.000 Firstly, my heartfelt apologies to practicing socialists offended by the Checovera socialism is for Figs t-shirt. 0.96
00:36:11.000 I know that we should fight bad ideas with good ideas and respectfully debate the merits, virtues, and shortcomings of socialism as opposed to merely mocking it with a hysterical t-shirt available at lotterycreditorshop.com.
00:36:22.000 Also, I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
00:36:23.000 This really pisses off Mazza that he's allowed to sell those shirts.
00:36:27.000 I would also like to apologize to Drake, the rapper, for referring to him as a, quote, buttersoft bitch and claiming that his only redeeming quality as a performer was when he was shot into permanent paralysis on degrassi.
00:36:40.000 I'd also like to apologize to Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg for implying that she's long been deceased.
00:36:45.000 And even though I don't have verifiable proof to the contrary, I do realize my observations were conducted in poor taste and ill-time.
00:36:53.000 I also apologize to you.
00:36:54.000 Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
00:36:55.000 No, the way Crowder's talking.
00:36:59.000 To you, he goes on like Nathaniel Cornwallis.
00:37:02.000 And what he, it's a very smart way of saying these were all clearly jokes.
00:37:07.000 Ruth Bader Ginsburg is not dead.
00:37:12.000 When you pretend that she is, you are joking.
00:37:16.000 So the question I want to ask Crowder when we get him on, which won't be this episode, I'm afraid, is what does this mean for conservatives?
00:37:26.000 What does this mean for the right?
00:37:28.000 It's obviously a very bad thing for free speech.
00:37:31.000 It's very good for me, by the way.
00:37:32.000 It's good for free speech.tv because the rain has begun and we already built an ark.
00:37:38.000 So you can come on board.
00:37:39.000 We need two of everything, male, female, no trans giraffes. 1.00
00:37:43.000 They have to be a male giraffe and a female giraffe. 0.92
00:37:45.000 And we're going to set sail.
00:37:46.000 Ow, it even hurts to pick my nose.
00:37:50.000 So in a way, isn't this a victory for the left, controlling the narrative?
00:37:56.000 It's a loss for America.
00:37:58.000 It's totally un-American. 0.82
00:38:00.000 But, you know, speaking of the revolution in 1969 in Iran, the Muslims were just sort of placeholders while the communists had a revolution.
00:38:08.000 And they took over the country after the revolution and they made it a radical Muslim country. 0.81
00:38:15.000 They won.
00:38:16.000 It sucked for Iran. 1.00
00:38:18.000 It made the place a hellhole.
00:38:19.000 It's one of the worst places in the world.
00:38:21.000 And before the revolution, it looked like Northern California.
00:38:26.000 It looked like a thriving American city.
00:38:29.000 They had short shorts and little women were in chemistry classes with their long blonde go-go boot hair. 1.00
00:38:37.000 But you couldn't deny it was a victory.
00:38:39.000 It's sort of like 9-11.
00:38:41.000 One of the worst things.
00:38:42.000 It changed my life forever.
00:38:43.000 But if I'm totally sober and stoic about it, it was one of the most efficient attacks ever conducted against America.
00:38:52.000 I think they spent $12,000 separating the world into two sides, which is what they were going for.
00:38:58.000 And we spent how many trillion Retaliating?
00:39:02.000 I'm not, I hate radical Islam.
00:39:05.000 I'm radical Islamophobic.
00:39:07.000 Ow. 0.99
00:39:08.000 But yeah, I think this might be a win for the left.
00:39:12.000 Now, all of these social media platforms that now have this bubble have lost all their color.
00:39:18.000 They're gray, their NPC.
00:39:19.000 So it's a loss for the social media platforms too.
00:39:22.000 Twitter, I go on it sometimes and it's just so banal.
00:39:26.000 There's no color on it anymore.
00:39:29.000 Now, here's a funny little side note with all this.
00:39:33.000 The right has been fighting back, not against YouTube, of course, mostly against YouTube, but some guys on the right have been applauding this.
00:39:43.000 And they're both my friends.
00:39:45.000 By the way, I'm not a punch-right guy.
00:39:47.000 So when Crowder and Shapiro were never Trumpers, I just would go, guys, come on.
00:39:53.000 I never said bad shit about them.
00:39:55.000 Cernovich and all the other, you know, Pesobic and Loomer and all those types, they vexed them for life. 1.00
00:40:03.000 So there's a huge rift post-Trump in the conservative movement.
00:40:07.000 This is my cup of tea.
00:40:08.000 All right.
00:40:09.000 I'm a hippie when it comes to hating hippies.
00:40:11.000 And if you want less government, we're in.
00:40:15.000 We're buddies.
00:40:16.000 Now, I have trouble with libertarians because they want open borders, but you still want less government.
00:40:20.000 So I love you.
00:40:23.000 I love Owen.
00:40:25.000 I love Ben Shapiro, even though he's kind of said some shit about me.
00:40:28.000 But I'm not looking for a dinner party friend.
00:40:31.000 If I was going to go camping with Ben Shapiro, I'd say, dude, you were talking shit about me or something?
00:40:35.000 But I don't need Constant Allegiance.
00:40:38.000 Owen Benjamin, on the other hand, has decided that Crowder backstabbed me and Not Gay Jared, and it's encouraging me to ax him and rejoice in this demonetization.
00:40:49.000 Have you got some of that video?
00:40:51.000 But as you can see, when I used to be like, oh, Crowder's a good guy, I want to believe the best in people.
00:40:57.000 And my biggest weakness of self-deception is with other people.
00:41:03.000 Kind of keeps changing the contrast as his hand gets closer to the camera.
00:41:07.000 He's not keeping up other people's lives and failures.
00:41:10.000 So we had a couple people say, Big Bear, you're saying he can't, he's not having kids by choice.
00:41:18.000 But what if they can't have kids?
00:41:20.000 What if they lost a kid?
00:41:21.000 I bet you're going to feel like an idiot.
00:41:22.000 That's two personality.
00:41:23.000 Go back to the very beginning, though.
00:41:24.000 The very, very beginning of this video.
00:41:26.000 So Owen's contention is that Crowder told him not to support me after I was fired from CRTV.
00:41:34.000 possible.
00:41:34.000 Maybe he said...
00:41:40.000 I don't really care.
00:41:44.000 But I do know that Crowder was busting his ass like the day after I got fired trying to get me on the show, begging me to come on the show.
00:41:53.000 And I just said, I don't feel like giving Blaze TV clicks.
00:41:57.000 I don't want it.
00:41:58.000 Glenn Beck, too, was begging me to come on.
00:42:00.000 And I said, I don't like the idea of saying, hey, you fired me.
00:42:04.000 Like, that's a cuck move.
00:42:05.000 I'm happy about it.
00:42:07.000 But, dude, I'm going to have to put more ice on this.
00:42:11.000 Okay, I'm about to cough.
00:42:13.000 This is going to be like being murdered by your mom.
00:42:18.000 That wasn't so bad.
00:42:20.000 That was no sneeze.
00:42:23.000 Milo Yiannopoulos, another friend of the show, who I'll be doing a live show with tomorrow night, loves this too and wants Steven Crowder pilloried because Crowder didn't have Trump's back, because Crowder didn't have Milo's back.
00:42:39.000 Loomer also is enjoying, I think, enjoying Crowder because her attitude is, where were you when I was getting pilloried?
00:42:45.000 And their attitude is, you pussied out because you thought they'd eat you last.
00:42:51.000 And now they're eating you.
00:42:53.000 I don't know.
00:42:54.000 And Milo has another layer.
00:42:56.000 He wants to debate me about it tomorrow night, which he probably will.
00:42:58.000 I'm happy to debate anyone.
00:42:59.000 As you can tell by the hole in my chest, I'm happy to fight anyone.
00:43:03.000 But he's also got a super deep voice, this guy who beat me up.
00:43:07.000 And he's like, you know what I did in there is a black guy, I was pushing you. 1.00
00:43:12.000 And you know how you get revenge is you push the next person.
00:43:15.000 You see, the way we work is we beat you up in here so you don't get beat up out there.
00:43:21.000 And I'm like, that's very patronizing, dude.
00:43:24.000 And you went a little far, okay, with this thing.
00:43:27.000 You stabbed me.
00:43:29.000 But Milo's attitude is, I love this because it's showing everyone that the milquetoast conservatives, and this is Milo's verbiage, not specifically, but I'm paraphrasing, they can see that they are out to kill each and every one of us.
00:43:46.000 So yes, Richard Spencer and David Duke are bad and you can disavow them, but then you disavow Proud Boys, then you disavow Lauren Southern, and then you're sort of stuck over here in the bench of Piro Crowder, sort of just right of center, and you think you'll be safe.
00:44:01.000 I'm not saying any of this, by the way.
00:44:02.000 This is Milo's idea.
00:44:05.000 And now that they get eaten alive, you can see that this monster is eating absolutely everyone, and capitulation doesn't work.
00:44:12.000 Playing Mr. Nice Guy doesn't work.
00:44:14.000 Being reasonable doesn't work.
00:44:16.000 That's Milo's point.
00:44:18.000 And it's kind of valid.
00:44:20.000 I just don't like seeing Milo shoved up against the firing range.
00:44:25.000 But it kind of reminds me of the idea that they'll eat you last and being nice, hoping everyone will be cool.
00:44:36.000 Oh my God.
00:44:37.000 I'm in so much pain.
00:44:38.000 It just fried my brain that I forgot what I was talking about.
00:44:42.000 No way.
00:44:42.000 Yeah.
00:44:43.000 It's like it reboots your hard drive.
00:44:46.000 It's like if your kid was poking you with a pin and you're at work and you're like, stop it.
00:44:50.000 Stop it.
00:44:54.000 I mean, this is true of Islam too, with this whole like, we'll placate them and then during terrorism, it won't, we'll, we'll be safe.
00:45:01.000 Or the way a lot of secular Jews will say, we're a race and we're being persecuted and they'll go to some like Ferguson riot and be with blacks that are out to kill everything that moves because they're in a bad mood. 0.72
00:45:12.000 And I remember there was one video, a 70-year-old Jewish guy was like, they were smashing a bank window and they're like, fuck Whitey and fuck everyone.
00:45:19.000 And this Jewish guy comes up and he goes, that's a bit rich, guys. 0.99
00:45:22.000 Let's not damage banks.
00:45:23.000 It's not doing us any good.
00:45:24.000 And they're like, fuck you, Whitey. 1.00
00:45:26.000 And they start beating the crap out of him.
00:45:28.000 And he's like, I'm Jewish.
00:45:29.000 I'm Jewish.
00:45:30.000 No, they're still going to eat you last. 0.93
00:45:34.000 I mean, they're still going to eat you.
00:45:36.000 This thing that is out to get the right is a monster.
00:45:40.000 And it's a lot like radical Islam.
00:45:42.000 Like, look at Iran right now. 0.98
00:45:44.000 If you have some bangs sticking out of your hijab, then you're going to get 20 lashes. 0.99
00:45:49.000 Those radical Muslim clerics got what they wanted. 0.88
00:45:52.000 They got a Muslim country.
00:45:53.000 And they're still not happy.
00:45:54.000 Look at Pakistan. 1.00
00:45:55.000 The British gave them the top of India and said, here, here's a Muslim country.
00:46:00.000 There's more Muslims killed there than anywhere else in the world.
00:46:03.000 Placating tyranny just breeds more tyranny.
00:46:07.000 You give blood to a vampire and he doesn't go, all right, thanks, we're good.
00:46:11.000 I'll never bother you again.
00:46:13.000 Even the NRA, I became a lifetime member and they're always blowing up my phone asking for more money.
00:46:19.000 All right, we're out of time.
00:46:20.000 This is a very unique episode to be the first time we try the live equipment.
00:46:24.000 But we didn't do mailbag.
00:46:25.000 We didn't end on a funny video.
00:46:31.000 Because I'm dying.
00:46:34.000 I am dying of self-inflicted AIDS.