Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E19 - THREE CRAZY STORIES

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Soft focus fade from sight into nothing at all.

00:00:28.000 *thunk*

00:00:31.000 That went eerily well with the live from New York, didn't it?

00:00:35.000 Yeah.

00:00:36.000 That was mega dope, dudes.

00:00:38.000 It synchronizes to something different every show.

00:00:41.000 It's like a little different, but it's always magical.

00:00:44.000 Welcome back to the show.

00:00:46.000 This is our first show post-soft launch.

00:00:49.000 So if you're watching this, you somehow sussed out what this new site is.

00:00:54.000 I haven't told anyone yet.

00:00:55.000 We're still ironing out some kinks. 1.00

00:00:58.000 And I want to get the history of punk finished before we launch formally.

00:01:02.000 I can't box anymore because my ribs were smashed in.

00:01:06.000 So thanks, dude.

00:01:08.000 Well, actually, I'm going to show you the guy that shattered my rib cage.

00:01:11.000 But before we do, that was Greys.

00:01:14.000 And the song was called Kill Appeal.

00:01:17.000 Relatively new jam.

00:01:18.000 I think it was out in April.

00:01:19.000 And Greys are a sort of a post-punk Toronto band that would hate to know that I used their song for this show.

00:01:27.000 It's funny.

00:01:28.000 All of the music I listen to is by people that would love me to die.

00:01:34.000 In fact, they've tweeted as much.

00:01:36.000 I did a whole thing on my record collection trying to kill me.

00:01:40.000 Like, Chuck D made a video where my head was exploding.

00:01:44.000 Thurston Moore said that he was happy I got pepper sprayed.

00:01:47.000 It's the guy from Sonic Youth.

00:01:48.000 I had Talib Kweli that I used to listen to all the time calling me a...

00:01:59.000 And I would never use that word.

00:02:01.000 Hey, enemies.

00:02:03.000 I understand that you want to offend me or people on the right, but don't say that word.

00:02:08.000 It sounds very gay.

00:02:11.000 Operation Ivy was a band I love that the singer was bitching about. 1.00

00:02:15.000 Anyway, it's weird when your records hate you.

00:02:20.000 We've got a lot of stuff to talk about.

00:02:23.000 Three major stories dropped this weekend.

00:02:25.000 So I got no guest, no homeless Gav.

00:02:28.000 We might do the mailbag.

00:02:30.000 Maybe if we can cram it in to this show.

00:02:33.000 But before we start anything, the reason I chose a Toronto band is because a Canadian has picked a fight with a guy who lived in Ottawa for a little bit.

00:02:41.000 Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise.

00:02:47.000 Why?

00:02:49.000 Can you flip my thing?

00:02:49.000 Why?

00:02:50.000 You flipped it away from me.

00:02:52.000 Always flip it back.

00:02:53.000 I'm going to start leaving.

00:02:54.000 I left a sign on my kids' bathroom this morning.

00:02:57.000 The boys have one bathroom and the girls in another room.

00:03:00.000 And I just said, put up the lid and flush the toilet. 0.96

00:03:02.000 Every single day, I have to clean boy urine off of that toilet because I use it too.

00:03:09.000 Like the bottom of the seat is dripping yellow every single day.

00:03:15.000 And I think that's a failure on my part.

00:03:17.000 My boys can't pee.

00:03:18.000 It's probably the youngest.

00:03:19.000 It's not the oldest boy, but still, if my six-year-old can't pee, that's because I screwed up.

00:03:24.000 But yeah, speaking of little kids, Justin Bieber, who I think's 25 or so, and Tom Cruise, who's in his 50s, I don't understand.

00:03:34.000 I want to challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon.

00:03:37.000 Tom, comma, by the way, Justin, if you don't take this fight, another comma, your should be apostrophe RE.

00:03:45.000 Jesus, these pop stars, they drop out early.

00:03:48.000 You're scared and you will never live it down.

00:03:52.000 Who is willing to put on the fight?

00:03:53.000 Conor McGregor, by the way, if you scroll down, Conor McGregor's offered to host the fight and also asked Tom Cruise if he has the guts.

00:04:02.000 You got the guts to fight?

00:04:04.000 What is this thing where you get to challenge people to a fight?

00:04:08.000 I don't understand it.

00:04:09.000 Now, I did it with Copper Cab, but that was because I thought it would help push this new site.

00:04:15.000 If Tom Cruise is mad enough to accept this challenge, McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.

00:04:20.000 Does Cruz have the sprouts to fight like he does in the movies?

00:04:24.000 Stay tuned to find it.

00:04:25.000 Why is he obligated?

00:04:27.000 What's in it for Tom?

00:04:29.000 Yeah.

00:04:30.000 What was that?

00:04:31.000 Yeah.

00:04:32.000 Well, I'm also wondering, like, why is McGregor on Bieber's side?

00:04:37.000 Because he just wants to see.

00:04:38.000 Connor's on the side of anyone who wants to fight.

00:04:40.000 Oh, I see.

00:04:40.000 But, like, what if I challenge Connor McGregor to a fight?

00:04:43.000 Let's do it.

00:04:44.000 Connor, I challenge you to fight.

00:04:45.000 I mean, it wouldn't last very long.

00:04:47.000 But why would he bother?

00:04:48.000 The guy gets paid.

00:04:49.000 When he fought Mayweather, I think he made $10 million.

00:04:52.000 If he fights me, he'd make bus fare.

00:04:55.000 Why?

00:04:56.000 There's this guy on YouTube.

00:04:58.000 His name's like...

00:05:08.000 Oh my God.

00:05:09.000 Who's the number two heavyweight in the world?

00:05:12.000 Mart.

00:05:13.000 Oh, my God.

00:05:14.000 Deontay Wilder.

00:05:15.000 Jesus.

00:05:16.000 There's something about when you're recording a show, your brain forgets names like crazy.

00:05:20.000 But he's this guy.

00:05:21.000 He calls out these boxers. 1.00

00:05:23.000 Charlie Zelenov.

00:05:24.000 Charlie Zonov, I challenge you to a fight.

00:05:26.000 And these boxers go, okay.

00:05:28.000 And they fight him and they beat him up.

00:05:30.000 I don't get it.

00:05:31.000 Why'd you say, okay?

00:05:33.000 That's like I challenge Mick Jagger to a sing-off.

00:05:37.000 And there he is.

00:05:38.000 Turn it up.

00:05:39.000 This is it.

00:05:40.000 Don't back out this time.

00:05:42.000 You're a fucking clown.

00:05:43.000 Let me tell you something.

00:05:44.000 When I was locked up in County Jail, I thought the Southsiders had a fight. 0.99

00:05:48.000 I knocked out a Southsider teardrop. 1.00

00:05:50.000 2013, I knocked out an Aryan brother, cold, motherfucker. 1.00

00:05:54.000 Three left hooks.

00:05:55.000 The motherfucker was laying face down.

00:05:58.000 I don't believe you.

00:05:58.000 I looked up his boxing record.

00:05:59.000 He's been in one fight.

00:06:01.000 And I watched it, and it was terrible.

00:06:03.000 He's just running.

00:06:03.000 He runs away from his opponents, and he spits out the muth card.

00:06:06.000 The joke's on whoever he's challenging, because this guy isn't serious.

00:06:09.000 He's just joking around.

00:06:11.000 And then on that same video, you'll see Deontay Wilder says, yes.

00:06:15.000 So now Mick Jagger's going to meet me for a sing-off.

00:06:18.000 What will we do?

00:06:18.000 We'll see who knows satisfaction better.

00:06:22.000 This is it.

00:06:24.000 He ran out of the ring, so Deontay had to chase him around the gym, punching him in the head and knocking him down, which obviously that's what's going to happen.

00:06:32.000 The guy's got bricks for hands, and he fights better than Mike Tyson.

00:06:39.000 One theory I have is that this guy's viral, and Deontay Wilder's PR people said, Look, 50 million people will click on this, it'll be great.

00:06:48.000 Free advertising, you might as well do it.

00:06:50.000 It's it's like a minute out of your day.

00:06:52.000 You think that's it?

00:06:54.000 Yep, it's like a publicity stunt.

00:06:56.000 There's no way he could like lose or he has nothing to lose.

00:06:59.000 He looks like the hero, first of all.

00:07:00.000 Second of all, he can't physically lose.

00:07:02.000 It's an honor to fight Deontay Wilder.

00:07:04.000 I think I would do it just so I could say he would knock me out instantly, but it would be cool to say I fought Deontay Wilder.

00:07:10.000 Jack Dempsey used to beat up guys, and it was a courtesy.

00:07:14.000 Like they were honored.

00:07:15.000 They could say, I got knocked out by Jack Dempsey.

00:07:17.000 There's millions of people that would like to fight Deontay Wilder.

00:07:19.000 Anyway, that brings me to something else, by the way.

00:07:21.000 There's a fight at my gym, at Champ's Gym, this weekend, and I think it was a very, very important fight.

00:07:29.000 I took it really seriously.

00:07:30.000 I think everyone else was just like, two cops with beef decide to settle their beef in the ring, like men do.

00:07:39.000 But here's why I think it was really relevant.

00:07:42.000 One of the dudes doesn't like that the other dude was making fun of him.

00:07:46.000 So I took it very personally because I saw it as jokes versus non-jokes.

00:07:50.000 People having fun and joking around versus humorless dudes that can't take a joke.

00:07:54.000 Now, that's a bummer.

00:07:56.000 Humorless dudes that can't take a joke in your day-to-day walking around.

00:08:00.000 But if you're a cop and you can't take a joke, it's deadly.

00:08:04.000 And I think this cop suicide rate in NYPD is going up right when they're cracking down on inappropriate language and inappropriate behavior.

00:08:14.000 Look, here's the example I always use.

00:08:16.000 If you get hit by a subway and the pieces are shattered everywhere, the cops are the ones who have to clean up those body parts and put them in a bag.

00:08:23.000 Now, if that cop isn't allowed to pick up a head like Kathy Griffin with Kathy Griffith? 1.00

00:08:30.000 Kathy Griffith.

00:08:32.000 Griffith?

00:08:32.000 The Griffith?

00:08:34.000 Like she did with Donald Trump.

00:08:36.000 If you're not allowed to pick up that head and go, hey, it does kind of feel like a bowling ball.

00:08:40.000 That joke might sound silly to you, and it's probably very offensive to the dead man's family, but doing a joke like that is crucial to your survival and prevents suicide.

00:08:50.000 I'm not saying that she needs to do that to release the stress.

00:08:55.000 Of being her.

00:08:57.000 If she can't joke around about being her, then you'll be miserable. 0.54

00:09:00.000 But yeah, if cops can't joke around, there's no pressure release.

00:09:06.000 That's why I thought this was such an important fight.

00:09:08.000 So do you have video of the fight?

00:09:11.000 I believe this is the first.

00:09:12.000 This is my iPhone, by the way.

00:09:14.000 The quality of cameras these days is ridiculous.

00:09:18.000 Obviously, they don't freeze great, but...

00:09:24.000 Are you online?

00:09:25.000 Yeah, there's a couple of things.

00:09:26.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:27.000 You were online?

00:09:29.000 It's just a couple of things open right now.

00:09:33.000 Okay, so the guy in the black is the guy who was joking around.

00:09:36.000 The guy in the white is the guy, super Christian, doesn't drink.

00:09:39.000 He can't take a joke.

00:09:41.000 You'll notice they're not professionals because they throw nothing but haymakers and no cardio.

00:09:48.000 The guy in the black is already exhausted.

00:09:50.000 I think this.

00:09:51.000 And, oh, stop.

00:09:52.000 You see the guy in the kilt?

00:09:54.000 That is the reason that I am going to be incapacitated for two months.

00:09:57.000 He shattered my ribs.

00:09:59.000 Very eccentric gentleman, Doc.

00:10:02.000 Doc Ock, because his punches come from everywhere.

00:10:04.000 He's wearing a kilt.

00:10:09.000 All right.

00:10:09.000 Go back to the fight.

00:10:12.000 He's a very good fighter.

00:10:13.000 I'm not disparaging Doc.

00:10:14.000 Very impressive.

00:10:16.000 But you don't have to be impressive when you're fighting a stupid old drunk amateur like me.

00:10:22.000 It's not your time to shine.

00:10:24.000 This is your time.

00:10:24.000 Look at these.

00:10:26.000 Look how courageous they are, too.

00:10:28.000 There's no fear in there.

00:10:29.000 It's just a, this is a brawl.

00:10:33.000 Yeah.

00:10:33.000 And the guy in the white just keeps nailing.

00:10:35.000 Oh, that.

00:10:36.000 Look at them.

00:10:37.000 They're not even looking at each other.

00:10:39.000 White guy is joke guy, right? 0.59

00:10:41.000 White guy is can't take a joke guy.

00:10:43.000 Black guy is joke around guy. 1.00

00:10:45.000 It was a pretty close fight, but black guy lost.

00:10:48.000 And he had his eye all cut up, which is not easy to do with headgear on.

00:10:55.000 Look at that.

00:10:56.000 I see that as like joke.

00:10:57.000 I'm joking.

00:10:58.000 It's just, it's a joke, dude.

00:11:00.000 Relax.

00:11:02.000 Why is there no audio?

00:11:04.000 I'm not sure.

00:11:05.000 It came like that.

00:11:06.000 Really?

00:11:07.000 Yep.

00:11:07.000 Oh, my phone's all messed up.

00:11:08.000 That's what it is.

00:11:09.000 Oh, yes.

00:11:11.000 It's actually awesome.

00:11:12.000 My phone doesn't take calls anymore.

00:11:13.000 I can only text.

00:11:15.000 Heaven on earth.

00:11:16.000 I hate talking on the phone.

00:11:19.000 There's a lot of people in white guy's corner.

00:11:23.000 And then all but where I'm standing was all uniformed cops, like maybe 15.

00:11:28.000 And I think all the cops were on the black t-shirt guy's side.

00:11:33.000 Alright, have we seen enough of that?

00:11:34.000 Yeah, we have.

00:11:36.000 There's another video.

00:11:37.000 What's the second one?

00:11:38.000 I think the second one is the last round when they're exhausted.

00:11:44.000 Well, black guy's exhausted. 0.67

00:11:48.000 White guy's got good stance there.

00:11:51.000 It looks like they got a second wind.

00:11:53.000 Or maybe this is in reverse order.

00:11:56.000 Yeah, they seem a little faster.

00:11:57.000 Yeah, this is the first round.

00:11:58.000 Yeah.

00:11:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:59.000 Sorry.

00:12:00.000 I showed it to you out of sync.

00:12:02.000 It's like a pulp fiction viewing.

00:12:05.000 I think cops make better fighters because they're not scared, and I think fear is what exhausts you because your whole body tenses up.

00:12:11.000 I think it's 80% mental, 20% physical.

00:12:16.000 He's got some great ones in there, black shirt guy.

00:12:19.000 Look at their form.

00:12:20.000 It's just boom, boom.

00:12:21.000 No.

00:12:22.000 Hands are not up.

00:12:25.000 All right.

00:12:27.000 Should we get to the gossip?

00:12:28.000 Lots of gossip.

00:12:30.000 Remember Chris Rock where he comes on.

00:12:32.000 He's like, a lot of racial shit this year. 0.59

00:12:34.000 A lot of racial shit.

00:12:36.000 Every Monday.

00:12:38.000 And Mondays are unique.

00:12:39.000 These past two episodes have been unique.

00:12:40.000 One I went on a long rant and couldn't shut up.

00:12:42.000 And then this one is a Monday.

00:12:44.000 And Mondays are unique because we're catching up on often the rest of Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

00:12:51.000 So that's like seven days.

00:12:54.000 Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

00:12:55.000 No, three.

00:12:57.000 Three days of stuff going on.

00:13:00.000 One of the more annoying things that happened this weekend is I was on the cover of the New York Times.

00:13:05.000 Have you got that picture?

00:13:06.000 I sent you the actual picture.

00:13:09.000 Well, there's the thumbnail.

00:13:11.000 If you look it up online, yeah, there's the newspaper.

00:13:15.000 So I'm in the bottom left there.

00:13:17.000 Front page of the New York Times.

00:13:19.000 Radicals. 0.97

00:13:21.000 Look at these radicals who are radicalizing our youth.

00:13:25.000 Look at the picture they chose of Stefan Molyneux.

00:13:28.000 But I love how non-radical these people are.

00:13:31.000 We got Ben Shapiro.

00:13:33.000 We got Jordan Peterson, Sargon of Akkad, Paul Joseph Watson.

00:13:37.000 Philip DeFranco.

00:13:38.000 Philip DeFranco.

00:13:40.000 I saw Philip DeFranco tweet it out.

00:13:41.000 He goes, New York Times, WTF.

00:13:46.000 Is that Baked Alaska?

00:13:47.000 I'm not sure.

00:13:49.000 Is that Jimmy Kimmel?

00:13:51.000 Jimmy Kimmel.

00:13:52.000 Or Jimmy Fallon is radicalizing people.

00:13:56.000 Go through these videos.

00:13:57.000 Steven Crowder.

00:13:58.000 Yeah, he's really radicalizing people.

00:14:00.000 By the way, I think we'll have him on Wednesday.

00:14:02.000 I don't know why Jim Norton gets him the day of, but I have to wait a week.

00:14:06.000 But anyway, Sam Roberts.

00:14:09.000 So all of these people, it's one of the worst articles I've ever read.

00:14:13.000 And here's the thesis.

00:14:16.000 Here, go back to the thumbnail.

00:14:19.000 I'm not mentioning it once, but if you look it up, you see, do you know what a thumbnail is?

00:14:26.000 Yes.

00:14:26.000 There we go.

00:14:27.000 You see, I'm 25% of the radicalization of youth.

00:14:32.000 Molynya is not radical.

00:14:34.000 I haven't tuned in on Molynia recently, by the way.

00:14:36.000 Maybe he's gone off on some sort of Holocaust shit.

00:14:38.000 I doubt it very much.

00:14:39.000 Lauren Southern, I interviewed her on this site.

00:14:42.000 You can see CRTV tonight.

00:14:43.000 I said, are you racist?

00:14:45.000 She explains why she isn't.

00:14:46.000 Paul Joseph Watson, what is radical about Paul Joseph Watson?

00:14:50.000 Here's what you have to do, writer.

00:14:52.000 Before you say these are radicals, and then this is how it's affecting everyone, you have to prove that the guys are radicals in the first place.

00:15:00.000 This is what the left always does.

00:15:03.000 They go, guys, can you believe this shit?

00:15:06.000 There's Gavin McInnes, Paul Joseph Watson, and Lawrence Southern and Stephan Molyneux.

00:15:10.000 People have access to them.

00:15:13.000 And so everyone's becoming radical.

00:15:14.000 And you go, wait a minute, you have to explain the them first.

00:15:17.000 You can't just dive in.

00:15:19.000 So he lists all these articles and all these things this kid watched.

00:15:23.000 And it's a very interactive site, by the way.

00:15:26.000 Look at, they really used all their technology.

00:15:29.000 Look, scroll down.

00:15:30.000 Ooh.

00:15:32.000 Look at all the squares change.

00:15:35.000 Soon he was pulled into a far-right universe.

00:15:37.000 Prove to me they're far right.

00:15:39.000 Watching thousands of videos filled with conspiracy theories, misogyny, and racism.

00:15:46.000 No evidence, by the way, in this entire article of any of that.

00:15:50.000 It's just a given.

00:15:52.000 And then they go to step.

00:15:53.000 They start at step two.

00:15:54.000 It's like playing in a board game.

00:15:56.000 They start on the third square.

00:15:57.000 No, you got to start at the beginning.

00:15:59.000 I was Bremar.

00:16:00.000 See, he even admits it.

00:16:03.000 Here's what really happened.

00:16:04.000 Mr. Kane, this young man that the whole article is about, and by the way, you just have to take it as a given that this is a trend.

00:16:11.000 Because the author said, I've seen this thousands of times.

00:16:15.000 Okay.

00:16:15.000 I guess I'll take your word for it, front page of the New York Times.

00:16:19.000 By the way, you've got to see this journalist.

00:16:21.000 He is such a beta male.

00:16:23.000 He looks like a snowboarder's friend.

00:16:24.000 And he wears these little, soft, little sneakers.

00:16:29.000 Will you stop doing that, please?

00:16:31.000 Stop zooming in.

00:16:33.000 It was pre-zoomed in.

00:16:34.000 I just want to get to a quick.

00:16:35.000 No, that's how it should start.

00:16:37.000 Right.

00:16:38.000 There's reasons why I don't.

00:16:39.000 Look how weak he is.

00:16:41.000 Look how soft he is.

00:16:42.000 Look at his little shoesies.

00:16:45.000 Does he have leather laces?

00:16:47.000 He looks like a person.

00:16:48.000 You know when they have brand new clothes in low-budget movies?

00:16:52.000 Yeah, he's an extra.

00:16:53.000 He looks like a G.I. Joe.

00:16:54.000 Society's extra in the movie of life.

00:16:58.000 What a pussy. 1.00

00:16:59.000 Look at his new jeans and his new shirt.

00:17:02.000 Confident hands, though.

00:17:04.000 Look at those.

00:17:04.000 Yeah, he's ready to smash.

00:17:06.000 Smash you, Hulk, smash. 1.00

00:17:08.000 So this is the authority now.

00:17:10.000 And it says, Mr. Kane, 26, recently swore off the alt-right.

00:17:14.000 What?

00:17:16.000 Where's the alt-right?

00:17:17.000 Anywhere in your montage or anywhere in your article.

00:17:20.000 Nearly five years after discovering it, and he's become a vocal critic of the movement.

00:17:25.000 Caleb Kane.

00:17:27.000 He is scarred by his experience of being radicalized by what he calls a decentralized cult of far-right YouTube personalities who convinced him that Western civilization was under threat from Muslim immigrants. 1.00

00:17:40.000 Prove it isn't.

00:17:42.000 And cultural Marxists, prove it's not.

00:17:45.000 That innate IQ differences explained racial disparities.

00:17:49.000 Who said that?

00:17:51.000 That's a very radical thing.

00:17:53.000 I think Stefan Molyneux might have brought it up once.

00:17:58.000 That's not common.

00:17:59.000 It's rarely discussed.

00:18:00.000 And by the way, as a libertarian, I don't care what the general patterns are with an IQ.

00:18:06.000 I treat every individual the same.

00:18:08.000 It's called meritocracy.

00:18:09.000 Are you qualified for the job?

00:18:10.000 You're in.

00:18:12.000 It's the left and the socialists that want to change policy based on patterns.

00:18:18.000 We want as little policy as possible.

00:18:21.000 And that feminism was a dangerous ideology. 1.00

00:18:24.000 Prove it isn't.

00:18:26.000 I just kept falling deeper and deeper into this, and it appealed to me because it made me feel a sense of belonging, he said.

00:18:31.000 I was brainwashed.

00:18:33.000 We got our pull quote.

00:18:35.000 This is what really happened, okay?

00:18:37.000 It's the same as that Christian Picciolini guy who was a skinhead, and now he's like, I recovered from hate, and now I go around the world telling people how dangerous hate is.

00:18:46.000 That's his identity now.

00:18:47.000 His identity was Nazi skinhead.

00:18:49.000 Now his identity is ex-Nazi skinhead.

00:18:51.000 This guy, Caleb Kane, was probably getting ostracized by his liberal millennial friends.

00:18:56.000 So he said, I'm not doing this anymore.

00:18:57.000 I'm not getting laid.

00:18:59.000 I'm not getting invited to parties.

00:19:01.000 I'm going to disavow.

00:19:03.000 And then he goes, wait a minute.

00:19:04.000 This is my new persona.

00:19:06.000 I'm the ex-radicalized guy.

00:19:09.000 And then he's posing in photos.

00:19:10.000 Look at that photo of him where he's all ex-radicalized at the top.

00:19:13.000 Yeah, that one.

00:19:14.000 Look at him.

00:19:15.000 I used to be radical.

00:19:17.000 Now I sort of sit in the desert and look out of the horizon and wonder who's next.

00:19:24.000 Who else will get sucked into this decentralized cult? 0.95

00:19:29.000 And then they Proceed to show, like, there's this one montage, it's very impressive technology, by the way, on the New York Times site.

00:19:35.000 They really shut out some dough. 0.99

00:19:36.000 Look at this, yeah.

00:19:37.000 Show that thing you're just looking at.

00:19:38.000 They have this whole all the videos he watched, and you're like, Stefan Molyneux, reasonable guy.

00:19:44.000 Um, what else horrible stuff has he watched?

00:19:47.000 Oh, Mercedes Carrera, uh, Bud Dwyer shooting himself, um, music industry exposed, a salon article, Gad Sad, Lauren Southern, like, show me the things that Fiamingo, this is the woman, I had her on the Gavin McInnes show, she's an Ottawa professor who was chased out of her school for daring to say that there aren't infinite genders. 0.83

00:20:09.000 So the left's idea of far right is anyone who doesn't swallow the ridiculous claptrap of the far radical left.

00:20:18.000 If you think there are only two genders, you are far right and part of a decentralized cult. 1.00

00:20:23.000 Front page, New York Times.

00:20:24.000 Ballerina hiking boots calls the shots.

00:20:30.000 Clown world.

00:20:34.000 Also, this weekend, Milo released a smoking gun, super scandalous, shocking story.

00:20:45.000 It's at dangerous.com right now.

00:20:47.000 Callin Robertson and his boyfriend George have been exposed for, among other things, stole Bitcoin worth 20K from Tommy Robinson while the activist was in jail to fund their Jetset lifestyle, booked a luxury Airbnb and six bottles of Dom Perignon on Tommy Robinson's wife's credit card.

00:21:10.000 They also did this thing where they, through the Tommy Robinson fund, they would buy super fancy equipment like cameras and stuff, and then sell it and buy cheap secondhand stuff.

00:21:24.000 This is Tommy Robinson, who was literally starving to death in jail at the time.

00:21:29.000 He worked with Hope Not Hate, an Antifa-affiliated far-left organization.

00:21:35.000 They would sell Hope Not Hate information.

00:21:37.000 I hope sell.

00:21:38.000 I hope they didn't give it for free, including if you scroll down, they gave them my itinerary.

00:21:43.000 So now Antifa, when I'm in London, knows what hotel I'm staying at, what flight I'm coming in.

00:21:49.000 Scroll down, shit for brains.

00:21:50.000 What are you doing?

00:21:50.000 Literally picking your ear?

00:21:52.000 Are you listening to this show?

00:21:54.000 Yeah, nothing that you said made me think to move on.

00:21:58.000 What about the part where I said scroll down?

00:22:00.000 That made me scroll down.

00:22:02.000 No, you missed it the first time.

00:22:04.000 There's me at the airport, a very hung-over-looking McKinnis.

00:22:08.000 By the way, this is supposed to be some evil paparazzi shot that's a threat.

00:22:12.000 I think I look gorgeous.

00:22:13.000 This is going home after drinking with Tommy Robinson and his soccer hooligan friends for five days.

00:22:19.000 I think I look absolutely gorgeous.

00:22:22.000 Look at that.

00:22:25.000 Defrauded Alex Jones with inflated expense claims.

00:22:29.000 Risked the life of Tommy Robinson by sharing his location with Hope Not Hate.

00:22:32.000 Risked the life of Gavin McInnis by sharing his travel iterate with the same group.

00:22:35.000 I'm all over the news this weekend.

00:22:37.000 Circulated a fake email leak about Milo Yiannopoulos doxing his husband while being paid.

00:22:43.000 So now Milo's husband is endangered by these clowns.

00:22:48.000 Defrauded Lauren Southern with inflated invoices while being paid to do. 0.68

00:22:52.000 This goes on and on and on.

00:22:54.000 Fake rape claim.

00:22:55.000 Bragged about having TV shows canceled with bogus suicide threats.

00:22:59.000 Oh yeah, he was on some BBC talk show and he said, I didn't like how that went.

00:23:02.000 I'm going to kill myself if you release it.

00:23:04.000 And I think legally they have to kibosh the interview if it's going to kill someone.

00:23:10.000 Doctored clients' videos to embarrass them, shared their misdeeds with Lauren Southern, who laughed and egged them on.

00:23:15.000 This is where the gossip takes a whole new level.

00:23:17.000 Lauren Southern has just retired from the public eye.

00:23:22.000 And it was right before this.

00:23:24.000 So one can assume, I think, that she saw this shitstorm coming and said, I'm just going to vanish.

00:23:29.000 This is embarrassing.

00:23:30.000 But if you look on that article, you'll see a YouTube video of Tommy confronting Lauren on the phone and her, I think, admitting that she did that.

00:23:42.000 It's just got like a gray background.

00:23:44.000 Maybe it got taken down already.

00:23:46.000 No, it's just a really big article.

00:23:50.000 It's 10,000 words.

00:23:51.000 I'm giving you the abbreviated version.

00:23:53.000 But there's a phone message of Tommy going, so you knew they were going to Hope Not Hate, yeah?

00:23:57.000 I think Lauren Southern went to Hope Not Hate.

00:24:00.000 Not good.

00:24:01.000 Wait, what is this?

00:24:03.000 What's that?

00:24:04.000 Play that.

00:24:04.000 Well, we'll just see.

00:24:07.000 I don't hear anything.

00:24:09.000 Your shitty blog.

00:24:10.000 I've spoken to Alex and multiple other people who still don't believe anything that you say, who think it's just gay Milo.

00:24:14.000 Oh, just stop.

00:24:15.000 Go back to the beginning of that.

00:24:16.000 That's Callan calling Milo and saying, turn it up.

00:24:19.000 Way up.

00:24:20.000 This is the last message you'll get from me.

00:24:21.000 I have no interest in talking to you and your shitty blog.

00:24:24.000 I've spoken to Alex and multiple other people who still don't believe anything that you say, who think it's just gay Milo drama, typical. 0.77

00:24:30.000 I'm really not interested in engaging with you anymore.

00:24:32.000 So you're completely over.

00:24:34.000 You have failed at everything.

00:24:35.000 And this is your last grasp at sort of getting attention.

00:24:39.000 And it's not going to affect me.

00:24:40.000 I mean, it might upset my relationship with the far right, but there's a whole world out there outside the far right.

00:24:45.000 And I'm going to exist in that.

00:24:46.000 Enjoy your hole.

00:24:50.000 Now, I was, people say, I think everyone's saying, I didn't see this coming.

00:24:53.000 You got to find that Lauren message.

00:24:55.000 It's got to be somewhere on there.

00:24:56.000 It was this morning.

00:25:00.000 Anyway, so I remember these guys, Ezra Levant hired them at Rebel after they said they were fired for being right-wing.

00:25:09.000 Why are you showing us you looking for it?

00:25:12.000 And then they said, then they started to blackmail Ezra.

00:25:18.000 He sent them tons of money for equipment and a studio, and they started blackmailing him, saying they had secret recordings of him threatening them and stuff like that, because they were an absolute nightmare to work with and clearly stealing money from Ezra.

00:25:31.000 So then Ezra put out a video saying, look, this has been the worst day of my life.

00:25:34.000 I'm being blackmailed.

00:25:36.000 They recorded all these conversations where, yeah, I do sound pretty threatening.

00:25:39.000 That's it.

00:25:40.000 Slowest man alive.

00:25:42.000 Bit of a strange one here, yeah.

00:25:44.000 Wait a minute.

00:25:44.000 I know.

00:25:45.000 Sorry, man.

00:25:46.000 I know it's four o'clock in the morning here, but I've just got off the phone to Kalin for an hour, yeah.

00:25:50.000 How much have they told you about Hope Not Hate?

00:25:52.000 Not much.

00:25:53.000 Why?

00:25:54.000 You're aware they've been meeting with them regularly.

00:25:56.000 I've met Joe too before.

00:25:58.000 Yeah, like I know, I know that Kalin and George have met with them before.

00:26:02.000 Continually met with them when you was doing your borderless documentary, Hope Not Hate, flew out to Italy to meet them.

00:26:08.000 I don't know what they were talking about.

00:26:12.000 That's pretty bad.

00:26:14.000 Meeting with Hope Not Hate.

00:26:16.000 And Lauren Southern met with Hope Not Hate.

00:26:17.000 Why did she meet with Hope Not Hate?

00:26:20.000 Is this why she's retired? 1.00

00:26:21.000 Anyway, so I said, I'm on your side, Ezra.

00:26:26.000 Fuck them.

00:26:27.000 And then I got a call from Tommy Robinson saying, oy Mike, we're doing this speech thing.

00:26:32.000 Die of Freedom.

00:26:34.000 Can you come out and do a talk?

00:26:36.000 Okay.

00:26:37.000 Of course, I'll be drinking with you and your friends for three days, so my speech is going to suck, which it did.

00:26:43.000 And then I had to go do this video where you're filmed with duct tape over your mouth, and I show up for the video, and it's Kalen.

00:26:51.000 So I go, oh, hello, Newman.

00:26:54.000 We do the thing, and then I just walk out the door and don't say goodbye.

00:26:57.000 Then I get a call from Alex Jones saying, hey, man, we're doing this video.

00:27:02.000 Can you shoot this movie with us?

00:27:05.000 And I go, I'm back with these Kalen boys and Kalen and George.

00:27:09.000 And the next thing I know, I'm betraying Ezra by being friendly with them.

00:27:13.000 And I even invited them into my home.

00:27:15.000 And they say, no, Tommy's good with us now.

00:27:17.000 Everything's good.

00:27:17.000 Yeah.

00:27:18.000 And I'm like, I'll do the video for Alex, but I'm not excited about this and hanging out with you guys.

00:27:27.000 And then I just sort of ignored Ezra and just sort of forgot the whole thing.

00:27:31.000 And the next thing you know, they're in my home drinking my beers.

00:27:34.000 And I was wrong to do that.

00:27:36.000 I should have trusted Ezra and my gut the whole time and not be so forgiving.

00:27:41.000 You know, you can usually tell.

00:27:43.000 You should always give people a second chance.

00:27:44.000 But that being said, you can always tell when someone is just a shit right down to their core.

00:27:50.000 And that's what these bastards are.

00:27:53.000 So that was juicy.

00:27:55.000 I'm still not done.

00:27:56.000 There was three neutron bombs dropped this weekend.

00:27:59.000 And I'm not just talking about Justin challenging Tim, Tom, to a fight.

00:28:04.000 New York Times, Radicalized Youth, worst article I've ever read.

00:28:08.000 Right-wing rip-off artist, great article.

00:28:10.000 It's 10,000 words and it feels like a paragraph.

00:28:13.000 You just breeze through it.

00:28:15.000 He's smart enough to bury his own animosity and put all the juice at the top so you have a reason to read, but it's an incredible story.

00:28:24.000 And then third story, Tim Poole puts this out.

00:28:29.000 The reason that Enrique Tario of the Proud Boys and other conservatives were debanked by Chase was this journalist from Slate, I believe, named April Glazer.

00:28:41.000 And this email came to light.

00:28:44.000 And this is what journalists do.

00:28:45.000 I'm so glad this happened because this is exactly the way they act.

00:28:50.000 They pretend they're asking a question, but their question is a threat.

00:28:53.000 So the way Antifa does it is they say, maybe you should ask McDonald's why they're allowing an employee who's a member of a hate group to flip their burgers.

00:29:02.000 Might he put spit in a black guy's burger or something? 1.00

00:29:06.000 It's posed as an interrogative, but what it means is, McDonald's, if you don't fire this guy, we're going to blow this up.

00:29:12.000 So April Glazer, hi there, I'm April, an innocent little journalist at Slate, writing to ask if GPMorgan Chase is aware that the Proud Boys affiliated online store 1776 Shop uses Chase payments as its payment processor.

00:29:26.000 1776 Shop is what's redirected from fundthewest.org, which Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnis cited as the legal defense fund of the Proud Boys.

00:29:37.000 This is another weird thing I don't get.

00:29:39.000 Jeffrey Dahmer had legal defense.

00:29:42.000 Jerry Sandusky had legal defense.

00:29:44.000 I assume we wanted both of those evil, horrible human beings to have legal defense.

00:29:49.000 So even if you hate Proud Boys, why are you against them getting a lawyer?

00:29:53.000 Like, I'd understand if it was raising money for their guns, for their imminent race war or something, genuinely dangerous, or you don't want money going to jihadists, who that first thing was a joke.

00:30:05.000 The jihadist thing is real. 0.99

00:30:07.000 Spending money on bombs, but you're not allowed to get a lawyer?

00:30:13.000 I even want jihadists to have lawyers. 0.95

00:30:15.000 Anyway, go back to the Proud Boys are designated by the Southern Poverty Law Center as a hate group, and members have engaged in group violence in Portland and New York City.

00:30:27.000 Yeah, it's called defending yourself.

00:30:29.000 The group has been suspended by Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

00:30:32.000 Isn't this a long question?

00:30:35.000 Is the usage of chase payments in support of such groups against Chase's policy?

00:30:40.000 On a deadline.

00:30:41.000 Many thanks.

00:30:42.000 April.

00:30:43.000 She's just asking questions. 0.97

00:30:45.000 She just wants to know.

00:30:48.000 That was a leading question.

00:30:50.000 Yeah.

00:30:50.000 Are you aware that you're a Nazi, Chase Bank, and I'm going to expose you if you don't fix it right now?

00:30:58.000 So go to the Tim Poole video.

00:31:01.000 What you are seeing on your screen right now is an email from a slate journalist named April Blazer.

00:31:07.000 For those that are listening on the podcast, I'll just be describing what we're showing.

00:31:11.000 This email, in my opinion, shows the tactic of activists in media to de-platform their political rivals through loaded questions and language meant to create maximum pressure and increase the cost of businesses to work with certain political groups.

00:31:29.000 I will make a few caveats.

00:31:31.000 I wrestled with publishing the name of the video.

00:31:33.000 You can look that up when you initially have redacted.

00:31:35.000 I haven't watched the whole thing.

00:31:38.000 Do you think Tim Poole is bald?

00:31:40.000 Yep.

00:31:41.000 But why do bald people wear hats?

00:31:44.000 And why do I wear a hat?

00:31:46.000 You know why I'm wearing this hat?

00:31:48.000 Because I've noticed when you look at the thumbnails, when you have a kooky outfit on, it's easier to find the thing that you're looking for.

00:31:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:56.000 So now when you're going, what was that one where they talked about debanking?

00:32:00.000 He had like a red pom-pom on his head.

00:32:01.000 Boom.

00:32:02.000 So I'll be wearing it as elaborate as I can.

00:32:02.000 Yep.

00:32:06.000 I'll be wearing the most elaborate outfits I can for the duration of this show.

00:32:10.000 So those are my three neutron bombs.

00:32:13.000 I want to talk now to Homeless Me about Nazi graffiti and how I don't believe you that you've invented a magic thing.

00:32:23.000 This guy is running.

00:32:24.000 I'm sorry, you said homeless graffiti?

00:32:26.000 Nazi graffiti.

00:32:27.000 Nazi graffiti, sorry.

00:32:30.000 This is a grift.

00:32:32.000 This is the grifter episode.

00:32:34.000 This is a hustle.

00:32:35.000 Anyone who's tried to remove spray paint knows that there's no magical chemical outside of like hydrochloric acid that's just going to erase the wall entirely.

00:32:45.000 There's no imagine.

00:32:46.000 I think this guy, well, you'll see.

00:32:48.000 watch the video.

00:32:48.000 *music*

00:32:55.000 Salu la Savien de Montréal.

00:32:58.000 Juviende Montréal.

00:33:02.000 This is a video going around.

00:33:04.000 It says it's from Montreal.

00:33:05.000 I'm from Montreal.

00:33:07.000 And it's such an obvious scam.

00:33:10.000 And it's a great example of how the bourgeoisie, of which I think you and I are a part of, tend not to have done blue-collar jobs and tend not to know how things like spray paint works.

00:33:24.000 So this hustler, this, I'm going to call him a criminal.

00:33:28.000 This criminal takes advantage of the fact that we don't truly understand cleaning up spray paint.

00:33:34.000 We don't understand cleaning up.

00:33:36.000 Let's cut the crap.

00:33:37.000 And why he has a bulletproof vest on is particularly annoying.

00:33:41.000 I think what goes on in Montreal is how I started Vice, which is there's all these grants to promote equality and diversity and multiculturalism.

00:33:50.000 So he saw that going on and he goes, yeah, I'm really good at cleaning up swastikas, spray-painted swastikas.

00:33:58.000 And he pretends that he has this special formula and this special machine.

00:34:04.000 Look at that.

00:34:05.000 It's just a $140 water pressure thing, compressed air water pressure doohickey that you get from Walmart, that you plug into a wall and a garden hose.

00:34:17.000 And then he cleans up these swastikas, which are backwards, by the way. 1.00

00:34:24.000 And what is that made of?

00:34:26.000 Is that made of spray paint, do you think?

00:34:28.000 Okay, let's see how it's cleaned up.

00:34:31.000 Because this is so clearly a lie.

00:34:39.000 And it's gone.

00:34:43.000 This man removes hate graffiti for free in his spare time with a grant from Erase Hate.

00:34:49.000 Look at this.

00:34:50.000 Just pause.

00:34:51.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:34:52.000 Look at this.

00:34:54.000 So this is a dark blue swastika that was spray painted on some granite.

00:35:01.000 And using his magic jet, do me a favor.

00:35:04.000 Do me a favor.

00:35:06.000 Go get some spray paint of any color and go and then take anything.

00:35:12.000 Take a wire scrub brush.

00:35:16.000 Take a fire hose.

00:35:18.000 Try to get that paint off.

00:35:20.000 The only way to get that paint off is to corrode the stone, to chip away at the stone.

00:35:26.000 It's like a Sharpie on wood.

00:35:29.000 The only way to get it off is to sand it off.

00:35:32.000 The idea that there's some sort of magical jet that is going to spray paint off this paint is a complete fucking lie.

00:35:42.000 And everyone fell for this.

00:35:43.000 Go ahead, spray it off.

00:35:46.000 Today we got a report of a swastika that was carved into a sidewalk.

00:35:52.000 This guy's such a hustler.

00:35:54.000 Now, let me just pause it here.

00:35:57.000 I love this Batman thing.

00:35:59.000 New York and Montreal are very similar, especially if you're an Anglophone like this guy, an English person.

00:36:05.000 Look at all those little light switches up there.

00:36:07.000 Click, click.

00:36:08.000 One's an oil slick.

00:36:10.000 You've got to hustle to survive in Montreal if you're not French and you're not working for the government.

00:36:16.000 So what you're watching here is a hustle.

00:36:18.000 This guy has a hustle, and it just blew up online because people are so desperate for A, this myth of Nazis, and B, this myth of guys that are magically erasing their evil swastikas from the streets using a magical fucking potion that no one else seems to have.

00:36:40.000 He just has this potion.

00:36:42.000 You don't think that if there was a potion to erase graffiti, New York would be buying it in VAT upon VAT?

00:36:51.000 Do the math.

00:36:52.000 That's what drives me nuts about this.

00:36:53.000 No one's done the math.

00:36:59.000 He got a call from a swastika.

00:37:01.000 What hotline?

00:37:04.000 I was passing over the carry.

00:37:06.000 When I stopped at the light, I looked right and there was a swastika spray-painted on it.

00:37:12.000 I wish the story was that I saw the swastika. 0.99

00:37:14.000 I pulled over my truck and I popped out and I whipped out my power washer and I blasted away my first piece of hate.

00:37:21.000 But that's not what happened.

00:37:22.000 I drove by it.

00:37:23.000 So we're in the middle of the job in this pod.

00:37:26.000 This is a great thing with hustlers.

00:37:27.000 What you do is you say, the first time I saw it, I wish I could tell you that I erased it, but I didn't.

00:37:32.000 And then it haunted me later.

00:37:34.000 So they add a little bit of honesty, fake honesty, to make you think they're sincere.

00:37:39.000 Tin men used to do this. 0.99

00:37:40.000 They would drop a $5 bill on the floor of the woman's living room. 1.00

00:37:45.000 And she'd go, oh, is that your $5 bill?

00:37:47.000 And he'd go, nope, it's not mine.

00:37:49.000 And he'd keep refusing that it was his.

00:37:51.000 And she would think he was honest, even though he secretly dropped that $5 bill there.

00:37:56.000 This is like 1950s grifter shit. 0.96

00:37:59.000 What else do you believe in?

00:38:00.000 The coconut things?

00:38:02.000 The coconut half shells with the little peas in them?

00:38:06.000 We are the victim of 1800s level hustlers here.

00:38:11.000 You know, in the suburbs, and like in the middle, something came over me where I just stopped everything.

00:38:16.000 I told the lady whose house we were at that, you know, our machines had broken down and that we'd come back the next day.

00:38:22.000 I went back to Monkland and I arranged that my first swastika. 0.97

00:38:28.000 These pressure washers are just water.

00:38:30.000 Graffiti-wise, or if it's like marker, I have the tools, right?

00:38:33.000 I mean, I'm a graffiti removal expert.

00:38:36.000 So, you know, I have all this tools.

00:38:39.000 I'm a graffiti removal expert.

00:38:41.000 And if it's marker, I have the tools.

00:38:43.000 Can't you tell?

00:38:45.000 I mean, maybe I'm introduced to more liars than you.

00:38:47.000 Maybe I grew up with more junkies.

00:38:49.000 But when I hear shit like this, I can hear the lies in his speech.

00:38:54.000 Go ahead.

00:38:56.000 In order to kind of get rid of that.

00:38:58.000 But when it's in wood, when it's in Cement, when it's in plastic, you know, you don't know where it's going.

00:39:03.000 Sometimes it's in glass.

00:39:05.000 So, you know, there are always different tools that you can use.

00:39:07.000 And so, you come in here and you kind of just try to be creative.

00:39:11.000 $52 for a bottle of water and some cement cover-up and my new spatula.

00:39:18.000 Wait, just pause.

00:39:19.000 What?

00:39:21.000 What'd you just say?

00:39:22.000 A bottle of water.

00:39:24.000 Yeah, we have access to water.

00:39:25.000 I thought you said you have to be creative.

00:39:27.000 Cement cover-up, he said.

00:39:29.000 Now, I understand that's actually true.

00:39:31.000 If you see a swastika on cement, a great way to cover it up is cement. 0.89

00:39:37.000 Yes, that's effective.

00:39:38.000 You have gotten rid of the swastika.

00:39:40.000 Sure.

00:39:41.000 But spraying it with a pressure washer?

00:39:45.000 I thought you'd have like nine things of bleach and some weird turpentine and all kinds.

00:39:50.000 You should have been at a chemist's if you were going to perpetuate this lie.

00:39:54.000 But a spakla thing and water and quick-drying cement, that's not your grift, dude. 0.97

00:40:03.000 You forgot your own hustle.

00:40:09.000 I remember this highway growing up in Montreal.

00:40:13.000 What a dunce.

00:40:17.000 What?

00:40:18.000 What is he doing?

00:40:19.000 Dedicating this to the 11 people that were massacred at the synagogue in Pittsburgh.

00:40:24.000 You know, it's an extremely...

00:40:28.000 It's something that I've never been able to explain.

00:40:28.000 Euphoric feeling.

00:40:32.000 It's, you know, my heart's beating.

00:40:35.000 You know, sometimes my hands are shaking.

00:40:37.000 Wait a minute.

00:40:37.000 This is pause.

00:40:38.000 And obviously our hearts go out to the 17 people that were murdered in Pittsburgh.

00:40:42.000 We're not trivializing their deaths, but this guy is capitalizing on their deaths.

00:40:47.000 And if you have a spray jet machine, why didn't you just spray jet out that?

00:40:52.000 Why did you cover it up with cement?

00:40:53.000 And also, I didn't see a swastika there.

00:40:57.000 How half-assed is this?

00:40:58.000 Go back a bit.

00:41:00.000 Did he have, was there even a swastika there?

00:41:03.000 Oh, I sort of see it now, right?

00:41:06.000 Look at that.

00:41:08.000 It's like a weak marker.

00:41:11.000 Surely your water pressure machine can take care of that.

00:41:14.000 You don't have to lay cement down.

00:41:16.000 How half-assed can these media reporters get? 1.00

00:41:21.000 Go ahead.

00:41:22.000 This is that.

00:41:24.000 It's an extremely euphoric feeling.

00:41:25.000 It's something that I've never been able to explain.

00:41:29.000 It's, you know, my heart's beating.

00:41:31.000 You know, sometimes my hands are shaking.

00:41:34.000 And this is what I live for.

00:41:36.000 This is that 15-second.

00:41:37.000 This is a bulletproof vest.

00:41:38.000 This is what makes me feel complete as a person.

00:41:43.000 Thanks for helping out, by the way.

00:41:44.000 That's it.

00:41:45.000 CBC Canada in a nutshell.

00:41:47.000 And that's socialism in a nutshell, where you're so desperate for a story, you will fall for anything.

00:41:56.000 Can you dig up that State Farm ad?

00:41:59.000 I could look for it, yeah.

00:42:01.000 State Farm She Shed.

00:42:03.000 Let me tell you, I worked in advertising for many years before my ad agency was shut down because I said trans people are mentally ill-gays, which is a hate fact. 1.00

00:42:10.000 And I thoroughly enjoyed being a villain during that time because it's something I actually believe.

00:42:16.000 This new wave of villainry, this new wave of pillaring where I'm accused of being a hate guy, a hate group leader and a hate monger and whatever, that's not as fun because it's not true.

00:42:29.000 So being called a racist when you're not a racist is annoying.

00:42:32.000 Being called a transphobe when you're like, well, if being transphobic means you don't take them seriously, then yeah, sure, you got me.

00:42:39.000 Islamophobe, yeah, I like that.

00:42:40.000 Misogynist, sort of homophobe.

00:42:44.000 No one's phobic of homos.

00:42:46.000 But anyway, so I bet you this ad was written for a white couple, right? 0.78

00:42:52.000 And that's insulting to men because it's another cuck commercial.

00:42:57.000 But they made them black at the last second, which changes the context and it becomes even weirder.

00:43:04.000 So let's just watch some of this commercial.

00:43:06.000 Lightning struck her she-shed.

00:43:08.000 She-sheds are a myth, and no black woman on earth has a she-shed. 1.00

00:43:12.000 Somebody burned down my she-shed. 0.97

00:43:14.000 Nobody burned down your she-shed, Cheryl. 0.99

00:43:15.000 Well, my she-shed's on fire. 0.98

00:43:17.000 Your she-shed was struck by lightning. 1.00

00:43:19.000 Zachary, is my she-shed covered by State Farm?

00:43:21.000 Your she-shed's covered, Cheryl.

00:43:22.000 You hear that, Victor?

00:43:23.000 I'm getting a new she-shear she-shed. 1.00

00:43:28.000 She-shear? 0.87

00:43:29.000 Mm-hmm.

00:43:31.000 That's wonderful news.

00:43:33.000 Okay.

00:43:35.000 When'd you last see a black guy attending to a rosebush?

00:43:39.000 But just go back there for a second.

00:43:42.000 First of all, why isn't he putting out the fire with the hose?

00:43:44.000 He has a hose.

00:43:45.000 You have a hose in your hand.

00:43:47.000 It's on the lowest possible setting.

00:43:49.000 I think it's meant to symbolize his flaccid penis.

00:43:54.000 Look at him.

00:43:54.000 Yeah.

00:43:55.000 He's holding a flaccid penis that can't do its job. 0.97

00:43:59.000 A hose's job, besides tending to rose bushes, is to put out fires. 1.00

00:44:04.000 And he can't use it.

00:44:06.000 He's incapable.

00:44:08.000 Right.

00:44:08.000 And now then they make it a black guy.

00:44:10.000 And by the way, this is how it works in advertising.

00:44:11.000 You finish the commercial, you write it all out, the client approves it, and then someone in the room goes, how are we doing for diversity?

00:44:17.000 And you go, oh, duh, duh.

00:44:19.000 Okay, let's make the postman black and this person Asian. 0.97

00:44:22.000 And you go, well, now it's an Asian guy and he's working on a railroad. 0.64

00:44:26.000 That might be a coolie thing.

00:44:27.000 And they go, oh, yeah, damn it.

00:44:28.000 So they keep trying to move the chess pieces around and make people as non-white as possible. 1.00

00:44:32.000 In this one, they said, you know what?

00:44:33.000 Just make them both black. 1.00

00:44:35.000 But the writer was trying to cuck a white guy. 0.99

00:44:38.000 And now he's cucking a black guy who's still married to his wife, despite 75% of black children being born out of wedlock. 0.69

00:44:46.000 So he represents a small group in that sense, assuming they have kids.

00:44:51.000 And you've changed the whole context.

00:44:52.000 So now you're cucking this black man, which I don't think PC culture wants to do. 1.00

00:44:57.000 They want to cuck white guys. 1.00

00:44:59.000 And now they've got some black guy with a flaccid penis dribbling. 1.00

00:45:03.000 I have a theory that they're just going for men altogether. 0.66

00:45:05.000 First, it was men of color, now it's just men. 0.97

00:45:08.000 They're joining us.

00:45:09.000 First, it was white men, you mean?

00:45:10.000 Yeah.

00:45:11.000 Now they want to eviscerate and deball black men. 0.94

00:45:14.000 Diversity amongst emasculation, yeah.

00:45:16.000 No.

00:45:17.000 They're going to diversify their emasculation.

00:45:19.000 They will never focus on black men and make them stupid dummies.

00:45:24.000 Their agenda is anti-racism is at the very top.

00:45:28.000 Then fighting Anti-Semitism and then emasculating males.

00:45:34.000 And you see this, by the way, in sports with all this pink crap where they go, find a catcher in the MLB wearing pink for breast cancer.

00:45:43.000 Who the fuck doesn't know about breast cancer? 1.00

00:45:47.000 I don't understand breast cancer awareness.

00:45:50.000 Breast cancer kills about 40,000 women a year, I believe.

00:45:54.000 That's a lot of women. 1.00

00:45:56.000 Everyone knows about it.

00:45:57.000 It's always someone's aunt or something.

00:45:59.000 It's hard to find someone who's not familiar with someone who's died of breast cancer.

00:46:04.000 Yay! 0.99

00:46:06.000 We need awareness.

00:46:07.000 Awareness?

00:46:08.000 I don't believe this.

00:46:09.000 I think their goal is to make men look like pussies. 1.00

00:46:14.000 Look at this.

00:46:15.000 There we go.

00:46:16.000 Ha ha, bitch. 1.00

00:46:17.000 Look at that.

00:46:17.000 Look at that catcher's mask.

00:46:19.000 Come on.

00:46:20.000 You know what's weird is that they say don't look at women like an object of sexuality.

00:46:26.000 So, you know, let us go topless.

00:46:28.000 Don't look at us like a sexual item.

00:46:30.000 So, but you pay attention to our breasts when they're all sick and gross. 1.00

00:46:34.000 That's the dumbest thing you've ever said.

00:46:36.000 Like, you can't appreciate them when they're healthy, but you can appreciate a sickly breast. 1.00

00:46:41.000 Oh, my God.

00:46:42.000 That's really, truly the stupidest thing you've ever said in your life.

00:46:47.000 It's like a Seinfeld bit.

00:46:49.000 Oh.

00:46:50.000 Yeah, if Seinfeld was in Tracy Morgan's truck.

00:47:00.000 So I was watching hockey on the weekend, and I was watching Canadian and American hockey on the weekend.

00:47:07.000 And I'm watching the American hockey, and there's all of this propaganda through the NHL telling the kids, gay kids, they can play hockey too.

00:47:18.000 I talked to some guy about this, and he goes, yeah, there's a new initiative with the NHL where they want to show gay kids that gay kids can get involved.

00:47:25.000 What?

00:47:26.000 Who's telling gay kids they can't get involved in hockey?

00:47:26.000 Why?

00:47:29.000 And then I'm watching Canadian hockey and someone sent this in too.

00:47:35.000 There's a little commercial sort of playing inside a little bug.

00:47:38.000 You know how they have those ads for shows?

00:47:40.000 Like, check out Seinfeld.

00:47:42.000 And he walks sort of along the bottom of the screen, like a green screen kind of look.

00:47:46.000 There's a little bug in the corner to promote a new British show called Butterfly about a little boy transitioning into a female.

00:47:56.000 And you're watching going, why is this on hockey?

00:47:59.000 This is CBC, right?

00:48:00.000 It's taxpayer funded.

00:48:03.000 Why is gay propaganda being forced down our throats when we're trying to watch the hockey game?

00:48:08.000 These are not particularly homophobic sports.

00:48:10.000 Hockey is basically just the hardest thing in the world.

00:48:13.000 It's like moshing.

00:48:14.000 I think it's harder than boxing.

00:48:16.000 It killed Alan Thick.

00:48:17.000 Alan Thick had a heart attack because he was doing the hardest sport there is.

00:48:20.000 No audio again?

00:48:23.000 Who is screwing up today?

00:48:24.000 You're speaking.

00:48:26.000 Okay, touche.

00:48:27.000 I want a hopper daughter, not a dead soul. 0.88

00:48:31.000 So let your boys be girls over, or they'll kill themselves. 1.00

00:48:35.000 Do you want your child to die?

00:48:37.000 Then dress him up as a girl at his slightest whim. 0.98

00:48:37.000 No. 0.98

00:48:41.000 Why is this hockey?

00:48:43.000 I just wasn't ready to release it.

00:48:45.000 Maybe for like the women sitting next to their men. 1.00

00:48:48.000 Well, here's my theory.

00:48:49.000 You ready for this?

00:48:50.000 Yes.

00:48:51.000 Women are in the workforce.

00:48:52.000 Women work at MLB. 0.55

00:48:54.000 They work at the NHL.

00:48:55.000 They're not really that interested.

00:48:57.000 So with our money, they go, what should I spend this on?

00:49:00.000 Oh, I like this show where the little boy's gay. 0.87

00:49:04.000 Can we spend some money on that?

00:49:06.000 And so they're sitting there.

00:49:07.000 It's like, I'm finally not in the kitchen anymore.

00:49:10.000 I'm a liberated woman and I'm not at home spending my husband's money.

00:49:13.000 I'm out at work spending, wasting my boss's money.

00:49:17.000 And I think they just do this because the woman who works at ITV and has that little bug to sell is talking to another woman who works at the NHL and they're just like spending men's money. 0.84

00:49:28.000 They're almost like divorced women who get their alimony and are just like, what should I blow this on? 1.00

00:49:32.000 You want to go out for lunch?

00:49:34.000 And meanwhile, we're sitting at home going, why are there so many homosexuals in my sports? 1.00

00:49:40.000 Meanwhile, you need a reason, just like that New York Times article where it's beholden upon him to prove that these groups are radical.

00:49:48.000 It's beholden upon you to prove that hockey and baseball is homophobic before you emasculate them by making them wear pink and show everyone that it's okay to be gay. 0.52

00:50:00.000 It's like, you might as well, why don't you go into rap?

00:50:03.000 Why don't you start attacking the hip-hop community and their homophobic slurs?

00:50:08.000 And during rap videos, maybe have a bug for the show.

00:50:11.000 Oh, you don't want to do that?

00:50:13.000 Okay.

00:50:14.000 I wonder why, you pussies. 1.00

00:50:18.000 Okay, we're out of time, but before we leave, we started with a fight.

00:50:21.000 I want to end with a fight.

00:50:22.000 This was a fight at a sub-place.

00:50:26.000 I don't mean a place that's below another place.

00:50:28.000 I mean a place you actually can procure submarine sandwiches.

00:50:32.000 And it is the most intense fight I've ever seen.

00:50:35.000 If this fight was in an action movie, it would be Fast and Furious, and you'd probably go, I think Fast and Furious is going a little over the top.

00:50:42.000 This is a bit rich for the franchise, but it's not rich for the subway store.

00:50:51.000 Shub shop.

00:50:54.000 No audio?

00:50:58.000 Pause it after the headbutt.

00:51:00.000 Just pause.

00:51:01.000 I've never seen a headbutt like that.

00:51:03.000 Now, I'm from Glasgow.

00:51:05.000 We call it the Glasgow Kiss.

00:51:06.000 And you're supposed to go and get his nose right on your forehead.

00:51:11.000 Sometimes you screw up and you hit your nose on his forehead, or sometimes you just headbutt each other like two goats.

00:51:16.000 But ideally, you're breaking his nose.

00:51:18.000 Using the top of the head, that is very crafty.

00:51:22.000 I'm impressed, sir.

00:51:24.000 This is only the beginning, however, gentlemen.

00:51:29.000 He does his magic headbutt.

00:51:32.000 And it works beautifully.

00:51:33.000 Splits the nose open.

00:51:34.000 So now he's bleeding.

00:51:36.000 Now it's on.

00:51:38.000 And now they're doing these weird moves.

00:51:40.000 What is that?

00:51:42.000 Look, he's pretending that he's joking.

00:51:44.000 He's like, he's pretending to be speakable.

00:51:50.000 Now he's giggling like the Joker.

00:51:51.000 And then...

00:51:53.000 Oh my god!

00:51:56.000 Holy shit.

00:51:57.000 Oh, that's a bloodbath.

00:52:00.000 Oh, that's a bloodbath.

00:52:04.000 I think the guy who pushed him out the window has a great case.

00:52:09.000 I was defending myself.

00:52:11.000 They each got one fantastic.

00:52:15.000 Well, no, throwing a guy out of plate glass window beats a fairly good headbutt.

00:52:20.000 That suck. 1.00

00:52:21.000 Look at that.

00:52:22.000 He must have sliced his legs up too, right?

00:52:24.000 Because he was sitting on the broken glass.

00:52:26.000 Yeah, that would suck.

00:52:26.000 We got to get that guy to ER.

00:52:28.000 That's all stitched up.

00:52:29.000 That's all bad.

00:52:30.000 He's not.

00:52:30.000 Look at him just pouring with blood.

00:52:34.000 I haven't seen this part.

00:52:36.000 By the way, if you're at Subway, you want to get the Italian BMT and Provolone cheese and get lots of jalapenos and banana peppers and then oil and vinegar, but don't add salt because you already got salt with the meat.

00:52:48.000 Just add pepper.

00:52:50.000 And wow, I actually might go get one right now.

00:52:54.000 Thanks for tuning in.

00:52:55.000 We'll see you tomorrow.

00:52:57.000 This week, I think we have four episodes.

00:52:58.000 I should put up a calendar on the site.

00:53:01.000 But I can't recommend this enough.

00:53:03.000 Get fired.

00:53:05.000 Get in trouble.

00:53:06.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 10, 2019

S02E19 - THREE CRAZY STORIES

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