Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 11, 2019


S02E20 - AGAIN WITH THE FAKE NEWS


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Gavin McInnes and Joe Biggs are back in studio, and they're talking about a variety of topics. Gavin talks about a new song, Joe talks about fake news, and we talk about a bunch of other stuff.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Go to the video.
00:00:39.000 She's a Seattle rapper who just recorded her video in a boat show.
00:00:56.000 I thought that song was cool because, you know, rap is so repetitive and unadventurous, especially this new sort of lazy, what's it called, trap stuff.
00:01:07.000 And then she takes Disney classical, whatever, band music, and adds her raps to that. 1.00
00:01:13.000 That's unique.
00:01:14.000 That was a rapper named Do Normal, D-U-N-O-R-M-A-A-L.
00:01:21.000 And that song was buddy.
00:01:23.000 I'm launching a site today.
00:01:25.000 I'm sick of hiding.
00:01:26.000 We're ready to rock.
00:01:28.000 I just bought some stickers.
00:01:29.000 I think it's important when you launch something to buy stuff on the site, to see if it arrives.
00:01:36.000 I subscribe with my own money and buy my own stickers.
00:01:39.000 I just got these in the mail.
00:01:41.000 I only ordered one.
00:01:42.000 I thought, that's kind of expensive.
00:01:46.000 But I got a whole bunch of these.
00:01:47.000 I got about five of each.
00:01:48.000 Maybe we should make that clear.
00:01:50.000 Still ironing out some kinks. 1.00
00:01:53.000 I got Joe Biggs on the show today.
00:01:57.000 Remember him?
00:01:58.000 Warvet?
00:02:00.000 Adrenaline junkie.
00:02:01.000 I wanted to talk to him about a bunch of stuff, but we'll just see what happens when we get there.
00:02:06.000 Before that, however, maybe we should do a homeless Gavin.
00:02:08.000 Should we do a homeless Gavin too?
00:02:11.000 All right.
00:02:11.000 Sure.
00:02:13.000 Maybe not.
00:02:14.000 I got to research when the next one is.
00:02:15.000 I really want to focus on fake news, though, because it's getting, I don't want to use the word depressing because that's depressing, but it's getting to be a concern when so much of what they put out there, including books,
00:02:33.000 including the ex-executive editor of the New York Times, writes a piece of absolute garbage where the chapters about me and Vice, I counted 20 major errors, including Vice was started because they got a grant from Haiti.
00:02:52.000 Yeah, that's what happened.
00:02:53.000 Dear Haiti, can we have some money to start a newspaper in Montreal? 1.00
00:02:58.000 Yes, no problem.
00:02:59.000 You can do that.
00:03:00.000 We will help you.
00:03:01.000 What?
00:03:02.000 Haiti's got to be in the bottom 10 worst, shittiest places to be on earth. 1.00
00:03:07.000 I think Port-au-Prince is the rape capital of the world, neck and neck with South Africa and Caracas, Venezuela for crime.
00:03:16.000 But yeah, they do out grants like it's raining money.
00:03:21.000 So I want to talk about that, and that's going to take a while.
00:03:24.000 But before we get heavy and before we talk to Joe, let's look at the news.
00:03:28.000 Number one story today is Jonathan Van Nies is non-binary.
00:03:35.000 This is quite a handsome gentleman, raging homosexual. 1.00
00:03:38.000 That's not him there, from the show Queer Eye.
00:03:42.000 And what's the headline?
00:03:44.000 God, these ads are getting out of control.
00:03:46.000 Look at that page.
00:03:47.000 It's like something out of idiocracy.
00:03:49.000 Yeah, they don't want you to see the news.
00:03:52.000 And sometimes they'll start with two ads.
00:03:54.000 You're looking at an ad.
00:03:55.000 You go to Daily Mail, and they're showing the videos there spontaneously without you having any say in it.
00:04:00.000 What's the headline, though?
00:04:01.000 Queer Eye star Jonathan Van Nee says he's non-binary.
00:04:04.000 Some days I feel like a woman.
00:04:07.000 So I'm having trouble understanding this.
00:04:12.000 What does it mean when someone says that?
00:04:14.000 Can we see, can you Google image him?
00:04:16.000 Sure.
00:04:17.000 Oh, this is the trailer for whatever.
00:04:18.000 Oh, that so that's Yeah, that's the queer eye trailer. 0.99
00:04:23.000 And those guys, none of them are Jonathan Van Neese.
00:04:25.000 No, Google image him.
00:04:26.000 He's got a big kooky mustache like me and a beard and long hair.
00:04:31.000 Wears a bun, I think, sometimes.
00:04:32.000 Maybe he's one of the first man-bun dudes. 1.00
00:04:36.000 And he's a gay man.
00:04:38.000 Let me just guess what this headline means.
00:04:41.000 Some days I'm a gay man.
00:04:43.000 And if you have sex with me, you're a gay. 1.00
00:04:47.000 Other days, though, he kind of looks like Ty Richards, doesn't he?
00:04:51.000 Yeah.
00:04:53.000 Yes, he does.
00:04:54.000 See if he can dig up Ty Richards.
00:04:57.000 So if you have sex with him on those days, you're a homosexual. 0.97
00:05:01.000 And I'm not criticizing you, but you should know that you just had gay sex. 1.00
00:05:06.000 However, if, oh no, it looks nothing like him.
00:05:10.000 Yeah, it does.
00:05:11.000 We're doing that thing that people do.
00:05:13.000 They always do it to me, too.
00:05:14.000 They'll find someone with glasses and a beard, and they'll go, I found your doppelganger.
00:05:17.000 And you'll go, no, that's just someone with similar glasses and facial hair, dude.
00:05:20.000 Yeah, or any Asian with me. 1.00
00:05:22.000 Yeah.
00:05:23.000 I'll show you a picture of Kim Jong-un.
00:05:25.000 Yeah, I didn't know Ryan was the president of North Korea.
00:05:28.000 Exactly.
00:05:29.000 Anyway, so I want to see more Google image pictures of him.
00:05:32.000 But some days, if you have sex with him, you're having anal sex with a woman who has a beard. 0.65
00:05:39.000 So sort of like the bearded lady at the circus.
00:05:41.000 Now, I don't think anyone would call you gay if you had sex with the freak show bearded lady at the circus, right? 0.80
00:05:48.000 God, these t-shirts.
00:05:49.000 The problem with wearing a t-shirt on a show is you naturally lean forward and you get these bad posture wrinkles.
00:05:55.000 I kind of puff my chest out.
00:05:57.000 These shirts are also available on this site, by the way.
00:06:00.000 So when I see him in drag there, keep showing me pics. 0.87
00:06:05.000 Like that, that's a dude, I think.
00:06:09.000 He's probably a dude that day.
00:06:10.000 But let me see another picture of him when he's just like wearing a dress or something.
00:06:15.000 That's probably a chick. 1.00
00:06:17.000 A chick in a beard. 0.97
00:06:18.000 What if you were attracted to very hairy women with no tits and you would just sort of have an app? 1.00
00:06:25.000 It was part of your grinder app.
00:06:27.000 And it would sort of send you an alert when Jonathan Van Nietzsch is a woman and you'd go, Oh, good. 0.95
00:06:33.000 I get to have sex with a woman who has an engorged clit and is very hairy. 1.00
00:06:40.000 It's like dating a werewolf.
00:06:42.000 Like, when the moon comes out, you got to get lost.
00:06:47.000 What if you're having sex with him and he's like, Oh, yeah, you got me on my woman day. 0.87
00:06:52.000 And then just as you're like really getting into it, he goes, just kidding, I'm a dude today.
00:06:56.000 And you're like, Yeah, this is him first.
00:06:59.000 You got to wash your hands and stuff with that.
00:07:01.000 Is that rape? 1.00
00:07:02.000 Peekaboo.
00:07:04.000 See, what a tangled web these people weave with all these made-up terms.
00:07:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:08.000 Like Caitlin Jenner, he said he's always been a woman, right?
00:07:12.000 So his wife, Chris Jenner, whatever, was having sex with a woman in a man's body.
00:07:20.000 Isn't that kind of rape? 1.00
00:07:23.000 You got to be honest about who you're with.
00:07:24.000 Patrice O'Neill has that joke that Amy Schumer stole about how when you're having sex with a girl, you swap her out with your buddy.
00:07:33.000 You swap you out with your buddy.
00:07:35.000 And there's some funny name for Houdini or something, which is just rape, by the way.
00:07:42.000 It's a rape joke, I guess.
00:07:43.000 Go back, go back.
00:07:44.000 I want to see that one.
00:07:46.000 That's definitely a woman day. 1.00
00:07:48.000 Yes.
00:07:48.000 I mean, there are guys that are into female bodybuilders and stuff, so you like the broad shoulders.
00:07:52.000 Well, it's even more complicated.
00:07:53.000 The broad shoulders.
00:07:55.000 Right.
00:07:55.000 It's even more complicated because couldn't he be identifying as a man and just dressing like a woman that day?
00:08:01.000 Yeah, that's the other problem.
00:08:03.000 And the third problem, I think we're being generous when we say three.
00:08:08.000 The 3,000s and 36ths problem is, I'm not meant to laugh. 0.99
00:08:14.000 Like, is he supposed to, is there an element of humor when he dresses up in drag?
00:08:19.000 Like, let's see another picture where he's just dancing around.
00:08:21.000 There's some where he's just dancing and he's got high-heeled shoes on, but he's dressed like me.
00:08:26.000 And you go, is there an element of fun to that?
00:08:30.000 I'm sure he'd say yes.
00:08:31.000 Well, now that it's fun, is there humor associated with that fun?
00:08:31.000 Okay.
00:08:36.000 Like, am I supposed to look at him and be dead serious?
00:08:40.000 Because I'm sorry, for better or for worse, I've been brainwashed to think you look funny.
00:08:45.000 Like, that's amusing to me.
00:08:47.000 What are we supposed to do when we see that?
00:08:49.000 That's not a gay man. 1.00
00:08:50.000 That's a hairy woman for the day. 1.00
00:08:53.000 Tomorrow, it might not be.
00:08:55.000 God, have you noticed?
00:08:57.000 I think there's an element of megalomania to all this.
00:08:59.000 When you say, these are the pronouns you use when you talk to me, you have to tune in to know what gender I am that day.
00:09:05.000 It's very me, me, me, me, isn't it?
00:09:07.000 Yeah.
00:09:08.000 And the look, like I grew up with MASH.
00:09:11.000 MASH is funny.
00:09:12.000 Remember Klinger?
00:09:13.000 He was a guy who was trying to be, to look crazy.
00:09:18.000 So he dressed up in drag and it was on a comedy show.
00:09:21.000 So you would see this.
00:09:22.000 He looks Iranian.
00:09:24.000 It's funny now that you're older, you know, like the ethnicity of everyone.
00:09:27.000 Back then, he was just like had a big nose and black hair.
00:09:30.000 So that's funny.
00:09:31.000 You're supposed to laugh your head off at that.
00:09:34.000 Got it?
00:09:34.000 Okay?
00:09:36.000 Or Mrs. Deltfire. 0.95
00:09:38.000 That was funny.
00:09:39.000 You're supposed to laugh your head off at that.
00:09:42.000 Or Chris Farley.
00:09:45.000 Chris Farley, most of what Chris Farley did was crack up Adam Sandler by dressing in drag.
00:09:52.000 So that's that.
00:09:54.000 Like, what if he was being serious there?
00:09:55.000 Am I supposed to say, hi, how's it going?
00:09:57.000 That's what I meant in that article I wrote years ago, Transphobia is Perfectly Natural, about how, come on, the idea that we're just like, oh, hi, Jill, how's it going?
00:10:06.000 You would be very uncomfortable.
00:10:07.000 If your dad showed up, what if your dad was Caitlin Jenner?
00:10:12.000 Or what if you were Caitlin Jenner, Sophia's dad?
00:10:16.000 Remember him?
00:10:18.000 That was a guy.
00:10:19.000 He looked like kind of a nerdy.
00:10:21.000 He was a nerdy Ben Shapiro dude who was a little too Christian, a little too Catholic, a little too conservative for dad.
00:10:28.000 Dad was like, wow, you got to take it easy.
00:10:30.000 And then the next day, like in no time, he goes from, hey, man, we have to really stop this rock and roll.
00:10:38.000 It's getting out of control.
00:10:39.000 People are dancing in the streets.
00:10:40.000 I think it should be illegal, but especially gays. 1.00
00:10:42.000 They should be illegal.
00:10:43.000 And you go, wow, you sure care about gays a lot.
00:10:45.000 And then the next day, now he's like 22 and Caitlin Jenner is 100.
00:10:54.000 So it's already a bummer that your young daughter is dating such an older dude.
00:11:00.000 But I mean, inevitably at some point, this sex act is going to creep into dad's head.
00:11:05.000 And he's going to think, a man's penis goes in my son's bum and they both have tits. 0.70
00:11:15.000 It's like a Hieronymus Bosch painting.
00:11:17.000 Sounds like a bad thing.
00:11:18.000 Yeah, there he is.
00:11:19.000 Show that.
00:11:19.000 Hieronymus Bosch.
00:11:21.000 So like you, you haven't seen him in a while and you're like, how's your son?
00:11:25.000 Things have changed.
00:11:26.000 Oh, what's going on?
00:11:27.000 He's a weird looking.
00:11:29.000 She looks like a Jar Jar Binks had a baby with Paris Hilton. 1.00
00:11:35.000 Oh, okay.
00:11:36.000 Well, at least has he found someone he loves?
00:11:39.000 Yeah, Geriatric who talks weird.
00:11:43.000 Harry, how are your boys?
00:11:45.000 We're fine.
00:11:46.000 We're fine.
00:11:47.000 There was a fire.
00:11:49.000 The dogs, they're always into their dogs, these weirdos, right?
00:11:52.000 Yeah.
00:11:52.000 Sanskrit and Donovan are fine.
00:11:55.000 Come here, boy.
00:11:56.000 And of course, Shelly's outside chasing squirrels again.
00:11:59.000 That's sort of her want.
00:12:04.000 Sorry, you're weird.
00:12:06.000 Or Jack and Jill.
00:12:07.000 We've talked about this before.
00:12:09.000 Jack and Jill, you're meant to laugh your head off at that.
00:12:12.000 But not if they're not kidding.
00:12:15.000 So again, with this whole attention thing, you see something that has been funny for centuries.
00:12:20.000 I'm sure cavemen put hay on their hair and was like, hug, hug, ooga, ooga, pooka.
00:12:25.000 And everyone went, oh, that's not a cave lady. 1.00
00:12:29.000 And then all of a sudden we have to go, wait, are you kidding?
00:12:32.000 By the way, Jack and Jill, I'm starting this new thesis, new hypothesis.
00:12:37.000 I may have to get a PhD in it.
00:12:39.000 I have a sneaking suspicion that Adam Sandler is not remotely funny at all.
00:12:45.000 Like after Chris Farley died, no, after he did that song on SNL, a beautiful song about Chris Farley, that's my buddy, Chris Farley.
00:12:53.000 I started watching old, and we did it on the show, right?
00:12:56.000 We used watching old sketches of Chris Farley and Adam Sandler, and I'm going, what's, there's no riff here.
00:13:02.000 They're just, it's Adam Sandler giggling at Chris Farley and Dreg every single sketch.
00:13:06.000 They're not funny.
00:13:08.000 Chris Farley's funny.
00:13:09.000 He stands up.
00:13:10.000 But Adam's.
00:13:11.000 And then I started looking at the old movies, like Little Chucky and this piece of crap.
00:13:15.000 Look at this piece of crap.
00:13:16.000 Turn it up.
00:13:19.000 I don't know.
00:13:20.000 I promise you.
00:13:22.000 She isn't subtle.
00:13:23.000 Joe, this is Otto.
00:13:24.000 Nice to meet you.
00:13:25.000 Nice to meet you.
00:13:27.000 He's homeless, right?
00:13:28.000 Are you whispering with a bullhorn or something?
00:13:31.000 Everybody here is a little bit more.
00:13:32.000 It's kind of senior's humor.
00:13:34.000 I put a little list together of things I want to do before I leave.
00:13:37.000 Studio tour, beach, horseback riding.
00:13:40.000 Let's go.
00:13:40.000 Oh, my God.
00:13:41.000 I just cracked it.
00:13:42.000 He's humor for 80-year-olds.
00:13:47.000 He's a very funny guy that you would watch at a senior center.
00:13:51.000 He's geriatric humor.
00:13:54.000 Yeah.
00:13:55.000 And same with all the SNL stuff.
00:13:57.000 Adam Sandler is for people in hospice.
00:14:03.000 What else?
00:14:03.000 In other important news, lemonade stands are legal in Texas.
00:14:08.000 I know what you're saying.
00:14:09.000 Gav, did you pluck that from the boring tree?
00:14:14.000 That's jokes.
00:14:15.000 That sucks.
00:14:16.000 Did you pick that from the sucky joke tree?
00:14:18.000 Well, I thought, ooh, wait a minute, Gav. 1.00
00:14:22.000 Lemons come from trees.
00:14:23.000 Why don't you throw that in somehow?
00:14:25.000 And then I got muddled up.
00:14:27.000 You took lemons and made a shitty joke.
00:14:32.000 You give me lemonade and I make lemons.
00:14:35.000 Yeah, there's a video of this.
00:14:36.000 And this is great because it's the government fighting back against the government, which used to be commonplace.
00:14:42.000 That was Reagan's thing all the time. 1.00
00:14:43.000 I hate the government.
00:14:44.000 And it just, this is symbolic.
00:14:47.000 I find it very symbolic because we have illegals doing kids jobs. 1.00
00:14:51.000 They're losing their economic libido.
00:14:53.000 We don't encourage them to be entrepreneurs.
00:14:55.000 The whole culture of lemonade stands is get out there, do something, talk to people, deal with business, give change.
00:15:03.000 All those little things are kind of a way of saying to your kids, capitalism is cool.
00:15:08.000 And in an era where Alexandria Orquezio-Cortez is telling everyone that socialism is cool and it's working, it's nice to see someone saying, no, actually, making money, exchanging money, giving change is cool.
00:15:22.000 Kids to sell lemonade at lemonade stands.
00:15:22.000 Let's hear that.
00:15:26.000 We had to pass it because police shut down a lemonade stand here in Texas.
00:15:32.000 So kids.
00:15:34.000 no.
00:15:36.000 What an informative video.
00:15:38.000 Thanks, politician.
00:15:42.000 Cheers.
00:15:43.000 He needs his own show.
00:15:47.000 That sucked.
00:15:48.000 No, but I'm really excited and happy to see that.
00:15:50.000 Remember, John Stossel did something in New York where he tried to sell lemonade, and he was allowed to set up the stand.
00:15:56.000 He was allowed to have the lemonade, and he could exchange money, I believe, as long as he gave the money back and they didn't touch their lips.
00:16:04.000 Wow.
00:16:04.000 Because people might get poisoned.
00:16:07.000 Oh, you might be selling poison there.
00:16:09.000 Thank you so much.
00:16:10.000 Thank you.
00:16:11.000 For years, kids have set up stands like this.
00:16:14.000 But today, watch out.
00:16:16.000 The police may bust you.
00:16:18.000 I was like really scared because I didn't know what was going to happen.
00:16:22.000 We were just selling luminade in our front yard for about three days.
00:16:26.000 She looks like she's 35. 0.62
00:16:28.000 Yeah, is that Rachel Trash? 1.00
00:16:30.000 Wait, is that a little girl with tons of makeup on? 0.90
00:16:33.000 Yeah.
00:16:35.000 What are you doing, lady? 1.00
00:16:37.000 Kids shouldn't wear makeup till they're at least 14.
00:16:40.000 She's got more makeup than her mom.
00:16:42.000 Girls, you have to make it. 0.99
00:16:43.000 We get it.
00:16:43.000 Anyway, we get it.
00:16:44.000 We get it.
00:16:45.000 All right.
00:16:48.000 Let's talk to Joe briefly about, I don't know what.
00:16:52.000 I just missed the guy.
00:16:53.000 And we're going to be Did I?
00:16:59.000 Yes.
00:17:00.000 No, no, on the podcast.
00:17:02.000 On the podcast.
00:17:05.000 It's right.
00:17:05.000 Yes.
00:17:06.000 Well, I want to announce it here.
00:17:08.000 Do you have the logo, the picture?
00:17:10.000 Free speech.
00:17:11.000 It's going to be July 6th.
00:17:12.000 I hate wearing suits in July.
00:17:14.000 I'm very sensitive to the heat as a Scottish person.
00:17:16.000 I could be nude in the snow.
00:17:18.000 Zero problem.
00:17:19.000 But there we go.
00:17:23.000 So that's going to be a real roaster.
00:17:25.000 I bet Antifa's going to show up and try to fight us, which is so boring.
00:17:30.000 They're not a worthy adversary.
00:17:32.000 You can fistfight them and just kill them, or they can bring weapons and pepper spray you and smash you in the back of the head with a lock or a stick.
00:17:41.000 It's not really the ideal fighting scenario.
00:17:44.000 You either get stabbed from behind or you beat up some child with skinny arms because his professor dad never taught him anything about sports.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, I do not miss those guys at all.
00:17:56.000 What do you mean?
00:17:57.000 They used to be a big part of your life?
00:17:59.000 Yeah, I forgot they existed.
00:18:01.000 They might be there again.
00:18:02.000 Yep.
00:18:03.000 Yeah, they're going to be back in your life, dude.
00:18:04.000 I hope the hell not.
00:18:07.000 All right, let's talk to Joe.
00:18:09.000 Bumper.
00:18:10.000 Oh, yes.
00:18:11.000 Let me bump it up.
00:18:12.000 My face mask on.
00:18:20.000 Joe Biggs, are you there, sir?
00:18:22.000 Hell yeah.
00:18:23.000 What's going on, brother?
00:18:24.000 What, you got a Harley behind you there?
00:18:27.000 Yeah, it's a Softail Slim S. It's a limited edition World War II messenger bike that they kind of did.
00:18:34.000 It's got the OD green, the beige, you know, Army star to it, and then it's got a leather satchel where you would hold the messages to deliver, you know, on enemy lines or whatever.
00:18:45.000 It's pretty gnarly, but I added some custom pipes and shit like that.
00:18:49.000 You know, I think that was the origin of Cool.
00:18:52.000 The World War II vets came back to small-town America, and they had their motorcycles.
00:18:57.000 They were riding all over North Africa, and they were badasses, and they've seen death and violence and had prostitutes, and they've lived life. 0.99
00:19:05.000 And then they come back, and everyone's a nerd, and they think they go rebel without a cause, and the wild ones, they get leather jackets, and they get into trouble.
00:19:12.000 And the next thing you know, you have biker gangs and tough guys.
00:19:17.000 Yeah, I live like right in the middle of all that in Daytona Beach.
00:19:20.000 I mean, you've got the Outlaw Motorcycle Club, you've got the Nomads, you've got everybody.
00:19:25.000 I mean, this is like the pinnacle of outlaw motorcycle gang territory.
00:19:31.000 Are they really that bad?
00:19:33.000 Every time I watch a documentary about organized crime, even the mafia, I go, well, what?
00:19:38.000 Some guy owed you a bunch of money for gambling, you broke his kneecaps.
00:19:41.000 Or more specifically, bikers.
00:19:43.000 The worst it seems to get is that they sell speed.
00:19:45.000 Okay, so does CBS.
00:19:48.000 Pretty much sense about it.
00:19:49.000 I mean, other than that, it's just like one giant family that will never betray you.
00:19:54.000 And if that guy does betray you, he's dealt with.
00:19:57.000 Outside of that, it's, you know, these guys are tight, man.
00:20:00.000 I mean, they roll together in big groups.
00:20:02.000 They go riding all the time, have cookouts, party, naked chicks everywhere, drinking. 1.00
00:20:07.000 I mean, it's really a good time.
00:20:09.000 What a horrible threat to society.
00:20:11.000 We need to throw these men in prison.
00:20:13.000 How dare they?
00:20:16.000 Look at every single kid in college right now is on Adderall.
00:20:21.000 If you look at a bottle of Adderall, it says methamphetamine sulfate.
00:20:25.000 It is speed.
00:20:27.000 So the government is selling speed.
00:20:29.000 Why can't the gangs?
00:20:32.000 I don't know.
00:20:33.000 They don't like them cutting into their territory and taking money away from their pockets.
00:20:36.000 I mean, really, that's all it is.
00:20:38.000 Until they can get a grasp on how to control marijuana and make their money off of it, that's why it's going to be illegal. 0.57
00:20:44.000 Yeah.
00:20:44.000 And I love drugs.
00:20:46.000 They come in very handy sometimes.
00:20:49.000 Hey, man, sometimes you just got to take some ecstasy, you know?
00:20:53.000 Well, Steve Jobs said that acid is why Apple exists because it expanded his mind.
00:20:59.000 Now, I can't take drugs now.
00:21:01.000 I'm too old.
00:21:01.000 But what's that weird cricket sound?
00:21:04.000 Is that going to be on the final tape?
00:21:07.000 I can't take drugs now because I'm too old and I can't handle it.
00:21:09.000 But in your heydays, expanding your mind with psilocybin and LSD, I don't know.
00:21:15.000 Kind of made me.
00:21:16.000 Wait, so there's like a, you get to a point where you can't take him anymore?
00:21:19.000 I haven't, I've never heard of that.
00:21:21.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:22.000 Well, first of all, cocaine would give me a heart attack.
00:21:24.000 But when you have a mortgage and taxes and lawsuits, being on LSD, I'm getting butterflies just talking about it.
00:21:34.000 Yeah, I never got into that.
00:21:35.000 I mean, mushrooms, on the other hand, I think that's an amazing experience.
00:21:38.000 And yeah, I mean, the things you think about, the things, the conversations you have, the places you go, the way that you look at stuff in an, you know, at a way that you never would have thought about looking at something, it really expands a lot.
00:21:50.000 I mean, hey, I'm not saying I've ever done it, but I've definitely done it.
00:21:54.000 Well, also, it gives you this mental strength.
00:21:56.000 Like, if I have hiccups, I'll just go, I don't want these anymore.
00:22:03.000 And then they're gone.
00:22:05.000 I just can't.
00:22:05.000 I got to try that con.
00:22:10.000 Also, Joe, with you, I don't think you could bad trip because you've had your fear glands removed by being overseas in battle.
00:22:18.000 Yeah, I don't have those bad trips.
00:22:20.000 I've always heard about people doing that.
00:22:21.000 Like my ex-wife, I remember the first time I gave her mushroom, she just cried the whole time.
00:22:26.000 I was like, you're depressing.
00:22:27.000 Go lock yourself in the bedroom and leave you alone while I watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and, you know, like have a riot.
00:22:33.000 But that stuff for me is fun.
00:22:35.000 Remember last year we were talking about that accident you had with the Humvee where you went over an IED?
00:22:42.000 I was confusing with IUDs.
00:22:44.000 And you're in the air, your pens going like this.
00:22:47.000 Then you land, you think you're dead.
00:22:49.000 Do you think that changed you forever?
00:22:52.000 Well, of course.
00:22:53.000 I mean, all these experiences like that, I mean, that definitely changes your outlook on stuff too.
00:22:57.000 I mean, once you've kind of been to the edge, you know, the rest of your life, you're kind of either okay with it or you're trying to chase that again.
00:23:07.000 And I've kind of find myself trying to chase that now.
00:23:10.000 Like I'm always trying to push the limits to get myself back to that exhilarating moment, that rush of almost dying.
00:23:18.000 And you never can.
00:23:19.000 I think the closest I got to it was spending like a month in Ferguson when I was being shot at by both the cops and the, you know, the freaking locals and stuff.
00:23:27.000 And being in the middle of that filming that, you know, and Maltov cocktails going over your head and shit like that.
00:23:33.000 I mean, that was pretty intense.
00:23:34.000 I mean, I won't lie, but still, that'll never be as close as to being in a vehicle and being launched through the air and, you know, your heads ricocheting off metal and shrapnels going through the vehicle and your friends' faces caving in from smashing into a .50 caliber machine gun.
00:23:48.000 You know, that's kind of hard to get back to, but I find myself on that spectrum where I'm trying to chase that near-death high because I think that's the only time I really ever felt alive is when I actually survived that rush you get afterwards.
00:24:02.000 I mean, it really, it's intense, man.
00:24:04.000 It's really intense.
00:24:06.000 So when I see you down by the border and you're filming illegals coming over and you're risking getting shot by the cartels because they're the ones that are profiting off of this, you're really just chasing that adrenaline high that you got in, where was it, Iraq?
00:24:20.000 Yeah, and Afghanistan as well.
00:24:23.000 Is that why you're doing all this?
00:24:25.000 Pretty much.
00:24:26.000 I mean, I think when I got offered that job at InfoWars and Alex said, hey, I want to put you out there in the streets, out there in the field doing stuff.
00:24:33.000 And I, you know, this was kind of right at this time when all this violence was erupting all over the country and all these terror attacks all over the world were happening.
00:24:42.000 You know, I kind of got to throw myself back into that without being in the military.
00:24:46.000 And I kind of got to chase that rush again.
00:24:48.000 And it kind of made me fall in love with something I never thought I'd ever be doing.
00:24:52.000 I mean, quite honestly, if you would have asked me when I first got to Iraq what I'd see myself doing 10, 15 years down the road, it'd be like a welder, you know, or something like that.
00:25:00.000 You know, a wannabe professional surfer who just never made the pros, but just surfs all day and smokes pot and like, you know, like lays on the beach stoned out of his mind.
00:25:09.000 I never thought I'd actually be like in Paris, you know, covering the Paris attacks and going on raids with police and shit like that.
00:25:17.000 I mean, that's it's this intensity and you want to go follow it.
00:25:21.000 You want the chaos and you want to be in the middle of it because it makes you feel alive.
00:25:25.000 Maybe that's why journalism sucks so badly these days is because they're all pussies. 1.00
00:25:31.000 Yeah, they are.
00:25:32.000 I mean, that's the fucking truth, hands down.
00:25:34.000 There's way too many pussies out there, way too many people scared. 1.00
00:25:37.000 Like when you go to like, for Ferguson, for instance, when we would go out there and we're in the middle of the riots and all that, the cops would have this, you know, the do-not-cross police tape everywhere.
00:25:46.000 And the little journalists, they would sit there and they go, okay, we won't go out there.
00:25:49.000 And me and Jakari would say, F that.
00:25:51.000 We'd sneak under that shit.
00:25:52.000 The cops would be like aiming their guns with the red dots on it, going, hey, get back here, get back here.
00:25:56.000 We're like, screw you.
00:25:57.000 We're going to go out here where it's actually fun.
00:25:59.000 You know, that's what you're supposed to do when you did this job.
00:26:02.000 That's what you should have wanted to do when he became a journalist is to go find out what's going on, what's really happening, not sitting here going, okay, officer, I'll just sit over here.
00:26:10.000 Thank you.
00:26:10.000 Just please hand me the paper on what to say afterwards.
00:26:13.000 Like, no, you're a huge vagina if you do that. 1.00
00:26:15.000 I'm not going to call it fake news anymore.
00:26:17.000 I'm going to call it pussy news. 0.99
00:26:19.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:26:20.000 No pussy gets news. 1.00
00:26:23.000 And journalists today don't get pussy. 1.00
00:26:27.000 Joe, thanks for coming on the show.
00:26:28.000 Let's check back again soon.
00:26:28.000 It's good seeing you.
00:26:30.000 Hell yeah, dude.
00:26:31.000 Thanksgiving Day, that's sweet like a pumpkin.
00:26:34.000 That's how it tastes, time every night.
00:26:37.000 I love that guy.
00:26:38.000 You know, I heard a cop saying that to me the other day, too.
00:26:40.000 He used to work in the projects in the Lower East Side when they were really bad in the 80s, and he goes, I kind of miss it.
00:26:46.000 It was like hunting humans.
00:26:48.000 He would have to go up the stairs in the blackness, worried about getting shot at. 0.98
00:26:52.000 And he misses it.
00:26:53.000 Different kind of dude.
00:26:55.000 I'm not that brave.
00:26:57.000 We have some breaking news.
00:27:00.000 Bilber.
00:27:00.000 Dude, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, dude, dodge, broto, broto, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, brutal, brutal, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
00:27:07.000 All right.
00:27:07.000 James O'Keeffe just released this right now.
00:27:09.000 We'll get him on the show, if not today, probably tomorrow.
00:27:13.000 And Pinterest has just been caught shadow banning anything remotely conservative or Christian.
00:27:22.000 Play that video.
00:27:26.000 Megan.
00:27:27.000 What are we looking at here?
00:27:28.000 It seems to be a bunch of XXX and porn websites, and then there appears to be the live action website.
00:27:37.000 What are we looking at here?
00:27:38.000 You're looking at pins with domains that are blocked.
00:27:43.000 Any domain on the porn block list, you can't make a pin like that.
00:27:48.000 And I happened to discover this because of a Slack thread talking about pro-life content, and somebody happened to notice that liveaction.org was blocked.
00:28:00.000 And so I was pretty surprised, and I went to our porn domain block list, and then sure enough, I found live action on there.
00:28:09.000 LiveAction is a group founded by Lila Rose that tries to educate people about the pro-life movement.
00:28:14.000 Liveaction.org was added to a porn block list.
00:28:18.000 That means that if you try to make a pin that links to liveaction.org, you won't be allowed to.
00:28:24.000 The pin won't be created.
00:28:25.000 Okay.
00:28:25.000 Megan works.
00:28:26.000 God, that guy is not exactly following our get fire.
00:28:28.000 Wait, who's this, Megan?
00:28:29.000 Chick? 0.99
00:28:30.000 Every time I say go away is when it gets juicy.
00:28:33.000 Who's that now?
00:28:34.000 Megan McClellan, Law Enforcement and Government Operations, Lego Program Manager.
00:28:40.000 Okay, so she's behind all this censorship?
00:28:42.000 Go back just to pube.
00:28:44.000 One pube going. 0.91
00:28:49.000 I don't hear anything.
00:28:53.000 The pin won't be created.
00:28:54.000 Can you try to make a pin that links to liveaction.org?
00:28:58.000 You won't be allowed to.
00:28:59.000 Okay.
00:29:00.000 Megan works on the trust and safety team and on government operations, and she was the one who added liveaction.org to the porn domain block list.
00:29:11.000 After reaching out to the past, doesn't this, are we seeing a pattern here too?
00:29:17.000 It's a lot of childless women talking about how important abortion is and how we have to kill. 1.00
00:29:25.000 I'm going to send you an article right now I just saw when we were setting up the show.
00:29:31.000 It's a feminine, well, maybe you can find it, LifeSite News.
00:29:35.000 Okay, the headline is, feminist author, abortion is a form of killing that we need to be able to defend. 1.00
00:29:43.000 Sophie Lewis, who teaches at the Brooklyn Institute for Social Research, touts her book, Full Surrogate Now, Feminism Against Family, as a radical feminist defense of abortion and maternal surrogacy.
00:29:56.000 She argues that more paid maternal surrogacy is needed. 1.00
00:30:00.000 You got that?
00:30:02.000 So we see that woman, Megan, who I'll bet the farm she's childless and alone and thinks it's empowering to be used as a slut. 1.00
00:30:10.000 This woman, I guarantee, is the same, just a booty call. 0.96
00:30:14.000 Who, by the way, all you feminists who think you cracked the code, you are the victims. 1.00
00:30:20.000 It's the males that have cracked the code.
00:30:22.000 They get free sex.
00:30:24.000 They get the milk for free and they don't have to buy the cow.
00:30:27.000 So you got bamboozled by your own rhetoric.
00:30:31.000 And then similarly, we had April Glazer was the one who got Proud Boys and all the conservatives kicked off Chase Bank, including, by the way, Joe Biggs.
00:30:42.000 Joe Biggs was booted from Chase, thanks to April Glazer, who I also will bet a farm is childless. 0.63
00:30:49.000 Hell of a pattern here.
00:30:50.000 And by the way, before we get on to April Glazer, there she is. 1.00
00:30:55.000 Oh, wait, what's that picture with me and her together?
00:30:58.000 Email leak show, quote-unquote, journalists reportedly blah, blah, blah.
00:31:03.000 Huh.
00:31:03.000 By the way, before we abandon the previous Pinterest thing, another thing on their banned list was not just a pro-life site, but white supremacists, which you understand, you don't want the Pinterest to be polluted with swastikas and stuff, was white supremacist Ben Shapiro.
00:31:20.000 Go back to James' Twitter.
00:31:22.000 Ben Shapiro is apparently a dangerous white supremacist.
00:31:26.000 And when I first read it, I was naive enough to go, wait, really?
00:31:29.000 Was he caught on some secret chat going, we all know the whites are superior even to me, the Jew? 0.96
00:31:36.000 But no, he's one.
00:31:39.000 No, no, it's not in that video, I don't think.
00:31:41.000 It's in another one of his tweets.
00:31:43.000 You can show them.
00:31:44.000 There we go.
00:31:45.000 There we go.
00:31:49.000 Turn it up, dude.
00:31:51.000 Like Ben Shapiro's commentary, for instance, goes from identified to censored.
00:31:57.000 So we actually have an image from this.
00:31:59.000 I guess this is a Slack thread that you've uncovered, right?
00:32:04.000 It is.
00:32:05.000 And this is Ifioma or Ify Ozoma calling Ben Shapiro a white supremacist.
00:32:12.000 Some would say that, well, that's just her giving her opinion on a private Slack board. 1.00
00:32:17.000 What do you say to that?
00:32:19.000 So this was actually in a war room where policymakers were making decisions about content.
00:32:25.000 And there was follow-up action made to these posts.
00:32:31.000 And she even references the action in that thread.
00:32:34.000 Yeah, we got it.
00:32:35.000 We believe you.
00:32:36.000 We understand.
00:32:37.000 James wouldn't be talking about it if it was just a rumor.
00:32:40.000 Wouldn't it suck if you worked at Pinterest in web development and you coincidentally had a voice that was like that?
00:32:47.000 And people would come up to you today and go, Hey, asshole, I saw what you did.
00:32:50.000 I saw you on James O'Keefe's show.
00:32:53.000 Oh, that wasn't me.
00:32:56.000 I just have a witness protection voice.
00:33:01.000 We paid him in cookies.
00:33:02.000 And the guy's also, he's African, and he's super, super, super dark black. 0.99
00:33:06.000 One of the blackest guy you've ever seen. 1.00
00:33:09.000 He's like, look, I know that there's going to be a lot of people accusing me of talking to James O'Keefe.
00:33:15.000 That was not me.
00:33:17.000 You would have been able to see my eyes and my teeth at the very least.
00:33:23.000 Okay, so April, and by the way, that black woman, I bet you she's childless too. 1.00
00:33:29.000 But the April Glazer thing brings us back to yesterday's news and where we were also talking about this New York Times story that said that Paul Joseph Watson, I mean, go back to that.
00:33:41.000 Go to that link.
00:33:42.000 I was looking at some of the faces on this link, and one of them is Milton Friedman.
00:33:47.000 The New York Times thing.
00:33:48.000 New YorkTimes.com.
00:33:51.000 The top.
00:33:51.000 This is the New York Times one.
00:33:52.000 That's not the New York Times, you fucking dunce.
00:33:55.000 Oh.
00:33:56.000 Have you ever seen the New York Times?
00:33:57.000 Here's one little clue, Ryan, that you're looking at the New York Times.
00:34:00.000 Oh.
00:34:01.000 The font is Times.
00:34:03.000 Times Record.
00:34:04.000 Do you ever heard of Times Square?
00:34:06.000 They're both named after the New York Times.
00:34:10.000 Got it.
00:34:11.000 He's looking at some cheap blog.
00:34:14.000 Is this the largest news institution in the history of man?
00:34:18.000 No, dude.
00:34:19.000 Anyway, I was looking at this again today, and there's so much benign stuff.
00:34:24.000 Like, first of all, at the bottom, you've got Chank Uger and Alex Jones having a discussion.
00:34:30.000 Isn't that a good thing?
00:34:32.000 Or underneath, yeah, look at that.
00:34:34.000 You see the bald guy right underneath the header there with the glasses?
00:34:37.000 That's Milton Friedman, the most well-respected economist, definitely in modern history, but possibly in all of history.
00:34:46.000 And then you've got Bill Whittle right above me there, who's an absolute genius, not remotely radical.
00:34:53.000 There's Cowlin, who was also in trouble yesterday.
00:34:56.000 Of course, there's the white supremacist Ben Shapiro.
00:34:59.000 And Philip DeFranco is really pissed off.
00:35:02.000 You've got it zoomed in on this, so we can't see it.
00:35:06.000 But the guy on the left there, whose face is cropped, no, way, way over there.
00:35:11.000 Hello?
00:35:12.000 Yep, yep, yep, hold on.
00:35:13.000 Why are you zooming in so much?
00:35:14.000 Oh, good.
00:35:16.000 There.
00:35:16.000 That's Philip DeFranco in the blue shirt.
00:35:18.000 And you see the woman in the green right below him with the green body?
00:35:22.000 That's a liberal commentator.
00:35:25.000 And if you read the article itself, and Paul Joseph Watson, as usual, really hit the nail on the head on this.
00:35:33.000 If you read the article itself, that's all the evidence you need.
00:35:36.000 It shows you a guy who was curious.
00:35:40.000 He felt alone and embarrassed for himself.
00:35:42.000 He's a white, young white male, and the media tells those people they suck.
00:35:46.000 Then they started seeing YouTubers that say, no, don't trust the media.
00:35:49.000 There's a lot of fake news out there.
00:35:50.000 Be dubious.
00:35:51.000 And then he starts going, huh?
00:35:52.000 Then he starts going really dangerously far right, like Milton Friedman, ooh, and me and Lauren Southern, Stephan Molyneux, and blah, blah, blah.
00:36:00.000 And then those same algorithms that brought him there bring him to liberal commentators, like the green lady I just showed you, and he becomes a liberal.
00:36:13.000 So the point of this article was meant to be, I got sucked into this, what's it called, a decentralized cult.
00:36:20.000 I got sucked into this decentralized cult, and I was alt-right, and it was scary.
00:36:25.000 And then somehow, magically, I was saved.
00:36:27.000 I don't know.
00:36:27.000 I guess Mormons showed up in the middle of the night and threw me in a van and deprogrammed me.
00:36:31.000 No, YouTube's algorithms saved you.
00:36:33.000 So the premise of this entire piece is wrong.
00:36:36.000 And here's two more things.
00:36:38.000 One, he admits he was never alt-right.
00:36:41.000 He never went that far.
00:36:42.000 He checked it out.
00:36:43.000 He saw a Jared Taylor video.
00:36:46.000 God forbid you heard someone radical say a radical thing.
00:36:50.000 Get this innocent child away from those ideas.
00:36:54.000 And secondly, one of the criticisms with all these videos he saw was that he learned that Muslim immigrants are ruining the West. 1.00
00:37:03.000 And one of the videos he saw was by this woman who says, that's her right there.
00:37:11.000 What's her name?
00:37:14.000 According to Kevin Roos' New York Times piece, Kane watched videos that convinced him that Western civilization was under threat from Muslim immigrants.
00:37:20.000 Mimi al-Laham.
00:37:22.000 Three of those videos were produced by Mimi al-Laham, a Muslim immigrant living in Australia.
00:37:27.000 I am a Muslim immigrant, she says.
00:37:30.000 So the writer of this article, Kevin Roos, is implying that I somehow caused Caleb to hate myself.
00:37:38.000 What an absolute shit show.
00:37:42.000 And this is why I wanted to bring this up, because it's not a freak accident.
00:37:47.000 I mean, we just had that Gamergate guy.
00:37:50.000 I think he calls himself Dr. Pizza.
00:37:52.000 Not related to Pizzagate, but weird.
00:37:54.000 And he was a guy, very left-wing dude, and he was talking about fascism in gaming and blah, blah, blah, a liberal guy.
00:38:02.000 And he's just been arrested for soliciting child porn.
00:38:06.000 That doesn't make the left look very good.
00:38:08.000 And it makes the alt-right, I'm using their verbiage, like Cernovich and Cassandra Fairbanks.
00:38:14.000 They're not alt-right, but they were seen as alt-right by places like the Times.
00:38:17.000 It makes them look good because they were right that pedophiles loom in these far-left places.
00:38:23.000 That's the guy.
00:38:24.000 That guy wants to see your children naked. 1.00
00:38:27.000 And the Times totally ignored it.
00:38:29.000 The Times chose this idiotic YouTube is dangerous piece, which contradicts itself, over a prominent pedophile.
00:38:39.000 What is going on?
00:38:41.000 And I'll tell you what's going on.
00:38:43.000 It goes back to April Glazer saying to Chase Bank, did you know that you were helping a hate group spread hate?
00:38:48.000 It's journalists as activists, and they're telling lies.
00:38:51.000 If you read an Antifa blog, it's going down, it's called, you'll just see nothing but lies.
00:38:57.000 And journalists are now not just working With Antifa, they are Antifa and they use the same tactics and they're lazy and they're pussies. 0.85
00:39:06.000 So all these things your parents are reading about what you do or the people that you like or all of these Thanksgivings that are ruined, all these Christmases that are ruined because that guy's he supports Trump and he's a Nazi now. 0.55
00:39:18.000 It's all based on lies.
00:39:21.000 And I just, I got a sort of a bad feeling this morning.
00:39:24.000 Sorry to bum everyone out, but I was just thinking, like that New York Times story is nothing.
00:39:30.000 Almost everything that all these liberals say in bars and stuff and spout out is all bullshit.
00:39:35.000 And I talk to people, I get letters to the mailbag.
00:39:39.000 Oh, I hope we have time for that.
00:39:42.000 Where people say, yeah, my friends aren't speaking anymore.
00:39:44.000 My sister isn't speaking to me anymore because I said that, you know, guns in Australia or they said gays are getting killed all the time.
00:39:50.000 They brought up Stonewall and Matthew Shepard.
00:39:52.000 And I'm reading it, going, yeah, but all of that shit your cousin is saying is fake news.
00:39:59.000 Like the Matthew Shepard story, for example.
00:40:04.000 Matthew Shepard was not crucified by homophobes who hated gays.
00:40:08.000 That was a total and utter lie.
00:40:11.000 Matthew Shepard was a meth head, and he was murdered by two other meth heads in a drug deal gone wrong because he was hanging out with...
00:40:28.000 So he went to hell and got burned.
00:40:32.000 And one of the guys that killed him, he used to have sex with when they would do meth together.
00:40:37.000 Similarly, I think we talked about this about Chadwick the other day, Chadwick Moore.
00:40:41.000 I was trying to get Chadwick Moore to write a book about these, but he doesn't want to be the gay guy, even though he's a gay guy.
00:40:48.000 Stonewall.
00:40:49.000 So Stonewall, the chief of police in New York just apologized to, I don't know, gays, non-binary people with beards and dresses about Stonewall because the police busted Stonewall because it was a gay bar.
00:41:02.000 No, that's not true.
00:41:04.000 The mafia ran every slightly weird bar, right?
00:41:09.000 And gay bars were considered weird.
00:41:11.000 So the mafia would steal liquor from trucks and they'd sell it at gay bars. 0.99
00:41:16.000 Obviously at a huge markup, zero to whatever you make off a bottle of booze.
00:41:22.000 The cop who turned his back on the mob's payoffs, this is a cop who facilitated the murder.
00:41:26.000 Go back to that article.
00:41:29.000 He's the one who busted Stonewall. 0.97
00:41:31.000 And he did it after refusing money from the mob.
00:41:34.000 He led the raid.
00:41:35.000 Deputy Inspector Seymour Pine was his name.
00:41:38.000 And he said later, we weren't concerned about the gays.
00:41:42.000 We were concerned about the mafia.
00:41:45.000 So that wasn't a gay. 0.93
00:41:46.000 And it was a riot that went on, I don't know, for two days, three days, and gays just wrecking everything. 1.00
00:41:50.000 So the latest news with that, see if you can dig this up.
00:41:53.000 You know the problem with that now?
00:41:56.000 The statue that's there is a white male.
00:42:01.000 So they're going to erect two more statues.
00:42:04.000 One is a black guy and the other is trans.
00:42:06.000 Now, it turns out that the trans guy wasn't there for the beginning of the riot and he just got a call that there's a riot going on like eight hours in.
00:42:17.000 He's like, yeah, let's go and fuck shit up.
00:42:18.000 That sounds fun.
00:42:19.000 And he just went there and started smashing stuff.
00:42:22.000 The black dude has a similar story where he was on drugs and he fell asleep for half the thing.
00:42:27.000 He wasn't this great arbiter of rioting back then.
00:42:30.000 He was not the spearhead of this political action.
00:42:34.000 Both the trans guy and the black guy were ancillary loafers who just, oh, God, who just happened to be around that day. 1.00
00:42:43.000 And by the way, it was 1969.
00:42:46.000 Kind of a horny number.
00:42:50.000 Can we move on?
00:42:51.000 It's before I was born, and I'm old as hell.
00:42:55.000 So that got me going, too.
00:42:57.000 So Stonewall was BS.
00:42:58.000 Matthew Shepard was BS.
00:43:00.000 This New York Times story is BS.
00:43:02.000 I was in a bar the other day and some guy was a liver pudlian. 0.96
00:43:05.000 What do they call those, a scouser?
00:43:07.000 And he lives in Australia.
00:43:08.000 And he's like, yeah, your gun laws here.
00:43:10.000 You know that sing-song-y voice they have?
00:43:12.000 Your gun laws here lead to mouth shootings. 1.00
00:43:14.000 It's a lilt.
00:43:15.000 And the gun laws in Australia, they stopped all the shootings.
00:43:18.000 And there hasn't been one since.
00:43:20.000 And I'm like, are you in the fucking Beatles?
00:43:22.000 Shut up. 0.95
00:43:23.000 And I said, you're wrong.
00:43:25.000 Here's the thing.
00:43:26.000 Here's the truth about Australia's gun laws.
00:43:28.000 And I'm sorry to bore you with all this minutiae about these hate facts, but it's indicative of a much bigger pattern.
00:43:34.000 This was mass shootings and crime in Australia.
00:43:36.000 In 1996, there was a horrific shooting.
00:43:39.000 I think it was in Tasmania.
00:43:41.000 Could have been the Tasmanian Devil for all we know.
00:43:44.000 And they had a big buyback where they bought back the guns.
00:43:47.000 Leave the charts up there.
00:43:49.000 And the crime kept...
00:43:56.000 And go to the armed robberies there.
00:43:58.000 Armed robberies skyrocketed after this.
00:44:00.000 Now, mass shootings did go down.
00:44:02.000 That's a shooting involving four or more people.
00:44:04.000 That went down.
00:44:05.000 But they were already going down.
00:44:07.000 If you look at the chart, it's like this.
00:44:09.000 And the gun buyback is here.
00:44:11.000 And yeah, they bought guns from a bunch of innocent people that weren't going to use them for crime.
00:44:15.000 And then Australians started buying guns again because they missed their gun that the government bought back.
00:44:19.000 So they bought new guns.
00:44:20.000 Now they have more guns than they had before the buyback.
00:44:24.000 So the Australian gun law did not work.
00:44:28.000 But they won't shut up about it.
00:44:30.000 It's a fucking myth.
00:44:32.000 All of these things are myths.
00:44:34.000 Myth after myth after myth.
00:44:35.000 And the frustrating thing about being remotely on the right is you have to have all these things memorized and know their mistakes.
00:44:43.000 It's sort of like flat earthers, where they'll go, oh yeah, how come on a hot day I can see Chicago from Detroit or blah, blah, blah, whatever their stupid thing is?
00:44:52.000 You have to already be familiar with that and say, well, what's happening there is you have the condensation of the lake and that is refracting your vision and the light up to make you see the skyline.
00:45:01.000 I don't want to memorize all the reasons the earth is not flat, but you have to because these people go off in tangents and they make policy based on tangents.
00:45:10.000 Look at the NYC 9 facing prison time due to lies.
00:45:15.000 The same lie that April Glazer said to get Chase Bank to debank conservatives, where she said they engaged in political violence.
00:45:22.000 No, they defended themselves after they were ambushed.
00:45:27.000 And by the way, the EPA does the same thing.
00:45:30.000 they say, air quality has done nothing but improve since the Environmental Protection Agency showed up to save the day.
00:45:40.000 Yeah, it was going up like this at 45 degrees.
00:45:43.000 You're plonked in the middle here.
00:45:46.000 The cleaner air was inevitable.
00:45:48.000 You don't get to take credit for that.
00:45:50.000 Yeah, I started drinking beer, and then I got really old over the course of 30 years.
00:45:58.000 I wrote a skateboard for 10 years, and the next thing I know, I'm bald.
00:46:02.000 Skating makes you bald.
00:46:04.000 And so that brings us to Jill Abramson's book, Merchants of Truth.
00:46:10.000 It's ironically titled.
00:46:12.000 What's that?
00:46:14.000 It's the Merchants of Truth Sting.
00:46:18.000 And just to explain Ryan's terrible joke, he thinks it's funny to play the Sultans of Swing from Dire Straits when I mention Jill Abramson's book.
00:46:27.000 What?
00:46:28.000 What is it called?
00:46:28.000 Because Sultans of Swing sounds like Merchants of Truth.
00:46:31.000 Merchants of Truth.
00:46:33.000 It's like a thing, like a Sultan, a merchant.
00:46:35.000 You and Adam Sandler need to go on a seniors tour.
00:46:38.000 The shuffleboard tour.
00:46:40.000 The Bocce Ball Boys.
00:46:42.000 Bocce Ball Boys.
00:46:44.000 And it just takes me back to Naomi Wolf, who said, did you know that back in the day, they used to kill guys just for being gay?
00:46:55.000 And she learns on air during an interview.
00:46:59.000 Oh, Jesus with the ads, that what's going on is death was recorded, is written down in the legal documents, in the court papers.
00:47:08.000 It doesn't mean they were killed.
00:47:10.000 It means they were going for the death penalty and it didn't happen.
00:47:12.000 So death was recorded as an option, but it wasn't used.
00:47:15.000 So they weren't killing them.
00:47:17.000 And they weren't killed for being gay.
00:47:18.000 They were gays who had raped children, murdered people. 1.00
00:47:22.000 Sodomy happened to be part of their crime. 0.96
00:47:25.000 And Naomi Wolf, by the way, has fucked up many times before. 1.00
00:47:29.000 She wrote a book back in Bill Clinton days that said something like 80% of women have an eating disorder. 0.98
00:47:34.000 I think she just meant 80% of women are careful about what they eat. 0.99
00:47:37.000 And she turned that into bulimia. 1.00
00:47:39.000 But the bigotry of low expectations and female privilege means that we let these broads get away with it. 1.00
00:47:44.000 When I write a book, I have to spend like two hours with a lawyer going through every sentence, fact-checking, talking to people, changing names if they don't give me permission to tell that particular story.
00:47:55.000 That's what all normal authors have to do.
00:47:57.000 But for some reason, Jill and Naomi get to just barf out gossip based on hunches.
00:48:03.000 And it's a fact.
00:48:04.000 And this just happened today with this guy, who wrote this marriage book.
00:48:10.000 You got to see his face, his glasses.
00:48:11.000 You just want to crush them.
00:48:13.000 Let's see.
00:48:14.000 Go down.
00:48:14.000 Look at his face.
00:48:16.000 Look at that face.
00:48:17.000 That's like Tony Stark glasses.
00:48:19.000 Paul Dolan's here, everyone.
00:48:21.000 Oh, no.
00:48:22.000 You know, when you're sitting at the bar and you hear someone come in and you're like, oh, I hope this is Dennis.
00:48:28.000 And then he pokes his head in and he goes, hey, guys.
00:48:30.000 And you go, oh, fuck.
00:48:32.000 Paul Dolan?
00:48:34.000 Jesus, I got to get his schedule so I'm never here at the same time as him.
00:48:37.000 He's like, what's good?
00:48:39.000 Yeah.
00:48:39.000 Hi, Gary.
00:48:40.000 Can I get a Vaikatonic and a large water and a frozen raspberry margarita?
00:48:47.000 And a dildo.
00:48:50.000 He looks like he can't make up his mind whether he wants to be like a dog trainer or a stylist.
00:48:54.000 Yeah, he's both.
00:48:56.000 Dog stylist.
00:48:57.000 Your dog comes back with a fucking buffon.
00:49:00.000 So he does this study and he writes a book that proves to you that marriage sucks and women are less happy when they're married. 0.55
00:49:11.000 I love that title.
00:49:12.000 It's total bullshit.
00:49:13.000 It's total shisa. 1.00
00:49:15.000 So here's what happened.
00:49:17.000 Here's his unbelievable mistake.
00:49:18.000 And I guess I just said woman privilege and here is a man getting away with it. 0.69
00:49:21.000 So I just contradicted myself.
00:49:22.000 But there's this study that says, hey, how are you doing in this marriage?
00:49:27.000 And she goes, fine, great.
00:49:30.000 And then when he's, what's the word they use?
00:49:33.000 Absent.
00:49:34.000 Like when he goes to the other room, they say, now, how do you feel?
00:49:37.000 And she goes, I'm fucking miserable.
00:49:40.000 And they go, oh, so women only said they were happy in marriage when the guy's right there ready to smack her, as men always do. 0.98
00:49:48.000 So she has, when he's in the other room, we get the real truth.
00:49:52.000 He misread the definition of absent.
00:49:56.000 He's not in the other room.
00:49:58.000 He's in the other state.
00:50:00.000 They're divorced.
00:50:01.000 So this entire book is based on the mistake, the misnomer that absent means over there.
00:50:10.000 No, absent, gone, not in the picture anymore at all.
00:50:14.000 Which means she's more happy when she's married and less happy when she's unmarried. 0.90
00:50:19.000 Your whole book's crap.
00:50:22.000 Jill Abramson's whole book is crap.
00:50:24.000 Nomi Wolfe's death recorded.
00:50:25.000 Whole book is crap.
00:50:27.000 New York Times, front page story.
00:50:29.000 This guy was radicalized.
00:50:30.000 What?
00:50:30.000 He's a liberal now.
00:50:31.000 Whole story's crap.
00:50:33.000 Whole front page is crap.
00:50:35.000 The statues in Stonewall, all based on lies.
00:50:38.000 All based on crap.
00:50:40.000 Matthew Shepard is the Jesus, the martyr of gay violence, all based on crap. 1.00
00:50:45.000 crap crap fake news clown world Anyway, let's look at the mailbag.
00:51:02.000 We're over time.
00:51:03.000 Brian, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:51:10.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:51:15.000 Let me touch it.
00:51:18.000 I'm getting to know that song now.
00:51:20.000 He's layered his own voice and made it sound like a beautiful chorus of five young men with perfect thighs.
00:51:27.000 Short shorts.
00:51:28.000 By the way, new rules, speaking of shorts.
00:51:30.000 You may not wear shorts.
00:51:31.000 Men may not wear shorts if the high of the day goes below 84.
00:51:40.000 So if it's going to be, if the high is 84 and up, go bananas.
00:51:44.000 I'm not going to tell you what to do.
00:51:45.000 But 83, just tough it out and wear pants.
00:51:47.000 You can wear thin materialed pants.
00:51:50.000 And I know that makes your keys look weird.
00:51:52.000 It makes them bulge out.
00:51:53.000 Here's a solution to that.
00:51:55.000 And you can have this, Fashion Designers.
00:51:56.000 This is a free tip.
00:51:58.000 Make the pocket material As thick as denim.
00:52:02.000 The pants can be as thin as gauze.
00:52:05.000 But if the don't take me literally, you know what I'm saying.
00:52:08.000 But if the pocket material was super thick, you wouldn't have these bulging keys.
00:52:12.000 Like, you know, when you wear thin pants and your keys are all like this, like tumors?
00:52:17.000 You can avoid that with thick pocket material.
00:52:20.000 So yeah, I want to make that clear.
00:52:21.000 No shorts if it's under 84 degrees at any point during the day.
00:52:26.000 And no flip-flops ever.
00:52:28.000 What about the beach?
00:52:29.000 Wear your chucks to where you're going to put your towel down, and then the sand will be warm enough or cool enough that you can walk on.
00:52:36.000 Wear your chucks to the beach.
00:52:38.000 I don't want to see your stupid flip-flops ever.
00:52:40.000 Ever.
00:52:41.000 They're abolished.
00:52:45.000 The title of this letter is Brad Pitt, 10 out of 10, Kink Guy and POYB, Update on Getting Late Experiment.
00:52:53.000 In case you missed it, not only am I the guy Ryan now has a man crush on, but I'm also the guy that was assaulted when standing with two black Israelites. 0.92
00:53:02.000 Every time I see that word, I think of that song.
00:53:04.000 Get up in the morning, don't find it, don't they?
00:53:07.000 I want to hunt it with the food.
00:53:09.000 Hey, Israelites. 0.86
00:53:14.000 I want to hunt it with the food.
00:53:17.000 Desmond Decker?
00:53:17.000 Yeah.
00:53:18.000 I want to hunt it with the food.
00:53:20.000 I want to hunt it with the food.
00:53:21.000 So that every mouth can be fed.
00:53:26.000 Oh, me Israelites.
00:53:32.000 What a nice day.
00:53:44.000 a jam that is holy crud.
00:53:47.000 That's pretty nice.
00:53:48.000 That's the original ska that's that's the rude boys that's the origin of skinheads and mods and the specials and all that stuff goes back to Desmond Decker.
00:53:57.000 He was the OG So he says this so the guy we were talking about yesterday in the letters page the melt-in-your-mouth gorgeous ah just swimming pools for eyes breathtakingly hot man Lars was also the guy assaulted with two black Israelites when Trump visited London last week and he said we were also featured in the only unbiased Vox.com article ever written now you know you'll notice that sometimes you'll see liberal